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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w j r R. But you're

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<v Speaker 2>freaking idiots, all right. I just want you all to

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<v Speaker 2>know something right now, We're gonna power through both of us.

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<v Speaker 2>I think agree very easily. Could just go take a

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<v Speaker 2>little post meal nap right now? Yeah, holler Box again.

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<v Speaker 2>You all be able to enjoy the fine food from

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<v Speaker 2>at the Central Florida fair Grounds tonight and then tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>German food, beer, music, it's it's, it's a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's happening again fair Grounds tonight and all day tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>All the details on tickets and anything you need to

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<v Speaker 1>of wj r R dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't be a pussy finished that big pretzel. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to do it while we're on the air.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a professional, Okay, you know I've gotta dot Com

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<v Speaker 1>has all the info and big thanks again to Hollerbox.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. If you haven't been to their restaurant in Sanford,

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<v Speaker 2>I think most people have. If you haven't, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>telling you you're missing out. A few minutes left to vote,

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<v Speaker 2>and you say we play it. By the way, you

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<v Speaker 2>could win passes for the October Fest this morning as

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<v Speaker 2>a prize from somebody who votes. Will be a handle

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<v Speaker 2>those out at random.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're voting on which Nickelback song you want to hear.

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<v Speaker 2>So a few minutes left. If you want to get

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<v Speaker 2>in on that's there in the JR Facebook page. I

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<v Speaker 2>told you I was really bringing the heat with the

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week. I knew it was remiss. I

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<v Speaker 2>only had one so far, which was earlier this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>I now have another to add for your consideration.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ready to write it down and compare it to

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<v Speaker 1>the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines flight after being moved

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<v Speaker 2>from first class to coach.

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<v Speaker 1>According to lawsuits, I'm just gonna say on flight, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't need all the other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines flight after being moved

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<v Speaker 2>from first class to coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think that the owner is going to have

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<v Speaker 1>a nice lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that the dog was with the owner at the

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<v Speaker 2>time they were both asked to move to coach. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess there was a seating issue, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the dog died because you moved us to coach

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<v Speaker 1>from first class.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what they're claiming. The dog had literally a panic

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<v Speaker 2>attack over having to be moved to sit with the

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<v Speaker 2>commoners in coach and having to be moved and all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Comparing the headlines of the week right now, we have

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<v Speaker 1>read it French bulldog dies on an Alaskan Airline flight

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<v Speaker 1>after being moved from first class to coach, or we

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<v Speaker 1>have wild wedding guest bites fingertip off of another person

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<v Speaker 1>at the wedding.

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<v Speaker 2>The wedding guest takes it all day. Okay, that's according

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<v Speaker 2>to the Court of Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>If the listeners have a the thoughts, you can two

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<v Speaker 1>two five two six, which one wins it?

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<v Speaker 2>Two two five two six The.

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<v Speaker 1>Bulldog dye pampered bulldog hold on as a headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week. That's what we're That's what we're betting on,

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<v Speaker 1>is the headline. Was it the French bulldog or pat

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<v Speaker 1>read it French bulldog?

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines's flight after

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<v Speaker 2>being moved from first class to coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that's a better headline than this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Wild wedding guest bites finger off, fingertip off another guest.

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<v Speaker 1>You vote two two five two six, So give them

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<v Speaker 1>the results after idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>So the rest in peace French bulldog.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly hope that uh they get some kind of

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<v Speaker 1>compensation because that sucks losing your dog, that's your family member.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a compassionate dog owner. Yeah, I'm just gonna leave

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<v Speaker 2>that there, that steaming pile of bs. Ready, we've had

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<v Speaker 2>this conversation before. This topic has come up, and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of misunderstood information about if you're buying a

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<v Speaker 2>house and someone had been killed or murdered in that house,

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<v Speaker 2>whether or not disclosed has to be disclosed. The actual

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<v Speaker 2>answer is most states do not require the real estate

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<v Speaker 2>agent to disclose anything of that nature about a death

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<v Speaker 2>or even a murder in a home. Most states that

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<v Speaker 2>is the case.

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<v Speaker 1>Crazy to me, because if you're buying the home in

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<v Speaker 1>Deltona where the Xbox murders have, it.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't mean they won't answer if you ask them. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to volunteer the information. Hey, you know this

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<v Speaker 2>lovely house that you think might be your dream house,

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<v Speaker 2>there was a family of six, take it out. You

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<v Speaker 2>don't have to just offer that up that said. Thirty

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<v Speaker 2>percent of people asked about this said I'd be cool

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<v Speaker 2>with buying a murder house. About pricing location, baby asked

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<v Speaker 2>that question, Hey, would you buy a house? It was

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<v Speaker 2>a murder scene.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I just laughed at it, because I

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<v Speaker 1>almost did. I tried to remember the home in winter

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<v Speaker 1>Park where the lady stabbed her husband that was a

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<v Speaker 1>professor at UCS.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a mansion. No, no, no, no, I I looked.

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<v Speaker 1>I checked into what the pricing was going to be

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<v Speaker 1>since a murder happened there that everybody knew about. And

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<v Speaker 1>I thought, if it's under this, I can sell.

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<v Speaker 2>My house a little picker upper.

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<v Speaker 1>And then no, no, sell my home, borrow money from

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<v Speaker 1>my parents and my in laws and maybe a friend,

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<v Speaker 1>and then move in there and then live in there

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<v Speaker 1>for a couple of years and turn it around. It's

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<v Speaker 1>on a nice little lake, Knowles, So what if some

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<v Speaker 1>dude was stabbed in there?

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<v Speaker 2>Is what I thought.

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<v Speaker 1>So, yeah, you're in then, And it was no mansion,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, that was a pretty damn nice house.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a very nice house. It's been a great location,

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<v Speaker 1>but not a mansion, trust me, because I could have

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<v Speaker 1>never even fad them buying it if it was Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I promised I wouldn't eat.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm eating. It's good food, man, Well it's good food,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? You ready? I get price in location wins out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, it just does. I don't blame people for

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<v Speaker 2>say I don't blame you either. You need to get

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<v Speaker 2>the visual on this Lynching Taco blog at WJ dot

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<v Speaker 2>com or the JR Facebook pages. Guy in Massachusetts drives

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<v Speaker 2>a custom nineteen seventy five Chevy pickup truck which has

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<v Speaker 2>a double double king cab. He has uh, he is

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<v Speaker 2>a double double king cab. It doesn't exist. He's created this.

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<v Speaker 2>It's basically two front ends of a truck facing in

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<v Speaker 2>opposite directions the cab portion. So it looks you have

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<v Speaker 2>to look at this thing, and it's a functioning driving truck.

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<v Speaker 2>That well, if you're behind it, it looks like it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably coming at you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll drive it anywhere as long as it's not raining.

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<v Speaker 3>It's no different than any other truck. Is just basically

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<v Speaker 3>a different bed. You have to have TL lights, turn signals,

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<v Speaker 3>everything else. Red lights on the back are led lights

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<v Speaker 3>out of a bus services, your brake lights, your turn

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<v Speaker 3>signals and running light. I put rearview mirrors in the

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<v Speaker 3>front end to back because I like symmetry and I

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<v Speaker 3>wanted it to look the same both ways.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the dumbest looking thing I've ever seen, and people

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<v Speaker 1>are asking, can you drive it in either direct? No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just like driving a regular truck. It goes forward

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<v Speaker 1>or reverse, but you don't. You can't get in the

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<v Speaker 1>other half of the cabin. Just start driving forward to

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<v Speaker 1>reverse the other half of it. And you have a

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<v Speaker 1>truck that has two front ends going each way, which

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<v Speaker 1>means you don't have a bed, which is why.

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<v Speaker 2>You get a truck in the first place. Am I right?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, for carrying stuff and anyway, JR or Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>page to look at that. Do we want to know

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<v Speaker 1>the votes? I'm sure the fingerbier probably prevailed.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said the pampered bulldog headline is funnier fun your visual.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how I took it. Like a dog you know

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<v Speaker 2>that spends its day licking itself, knows if it's in

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<v Speaker 2>first class or coach. It's just glad it's not in

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<v Speaker 2>the underbelly of the plane.

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<v Speaker 1>And I understood the funniness of it, but there was

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<v Speaker 1>one other person that voted. Somebody said, French bulldog wins

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<v Speaker 1>all day. Otherwise fingertip, fingertip, wedding, fingertip, fingertip, crazy wedding,

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<v Speaker 1>human cannibalism wins every time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, wedding, hands down.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single vote was wedding except for those two.

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<v Speaker 2>So sorry, I have to take you two out for

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<v Speaker 2>a beer. Who are on the page with me about

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<v Speaker 2>the dogs? Obviously similar senses of humor here I gets

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<v Speaker 2>tracked from the headline.

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<v Speaker 1>I get the funny part. What it's it's headline of

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<v Speaker 1>the week, which one is better? And the better headline

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<v Speaker 1>is a wild wedding guest by let me drink well.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, the funny part is referred to as a wild person,

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<v Speaker 2>some savage that has been living in the deep wilderness emerged.

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<v Speaker 2>It showed up in this wedding and it started acts

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<v Speaker 2>some cannibalism. So okay, yeah, I see the light now,

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<v Speaker 2>wild wedding guests is what I just said. For the record,

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<v Speaker 2>I apologize that will ever happen again. Thank you to

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<v Speaker 2>everybody bring the heat with two headlines of the week

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<v Speaker 2>and one show M do that every day. I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you to everybody At two two five, two, six.

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<v Speaker 1>Hundreds of texts came in to answer that all right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know too, Cord about the dog follow the addiction

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<v Speaker 1>one song at a time, one on one one w

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