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Speaker 1: Cool Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation.

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Speaker 2: Sam truthfully, Yeah, it's welcome to Johnny Wodard presents Broken

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Simulations doing Johnny Wodard. We are in it, dude.

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Speaker 3: We are record pace in it, fastest intro in the game.

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Speaker 2: Course XG is in it, dude. Just creeping into comments section.

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Can't wait to creep Johnny? Do you do you think

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it's cool that I'm at descend of Gilgamesh? Does that

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make you horny?

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Speaker 3: That is the last thing I would say that makes me.

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That is an interesting Johnny possibility.

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Speaker 2: But Johnny, can I tell you something I discovered weird

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about myself? I don't like my adult film star super

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hot the ones that are like kind of cute, a

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little cuter.

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Speaker 3: From hot topics to like weirdly disgusting facts about Sam

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to start the.

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Speaker 2: Show, okay, I won't talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Then I want to drill right down on this. Okay,

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So you just like a gross pig, is what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: I just like the ones that are filthy, like the

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super hot ones, like they care too much about being hot.

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It's the filthy ones that are just.

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Speaker 3: Like I'm in no what about Riley Reid, Jesus.

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Speaker 2: I don't think she's super hot. I think she's cute,

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all right, Just a little fun fact. I don't like

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them super hot. I like them freaky. And usually the

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ones that you would say are seven's are the freakier

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ones because they know they got work harder.

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Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like your attempt at kicking the habit.

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Speaker 2: Of it's not going well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of jerk in it too.

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Speaker 2: Let's say it's not going well. I'm fighting for my

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life over here.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ex Jeeves just playing just the Kurt got us

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off on that. Uh that boy, just a real de

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tour on.

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Speaker 2: The he ruined It was so good up until then.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, ex blaming on Kurt Masker. That's what it is.

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Speaker 2: Kurt Metzker. You come on the show and you just

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start just get me back and you pull me back

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into my vices.

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Speaker 3: Boy, that boy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a degenerate. I need to understand. That

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might be a name of my podcast, my Special to Degenerate.

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I just want to tell everybody real quick in the

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in the in the comments section today I worked hard

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on my shoulders and back. I'm gonna come in here

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silver back gorilla soon. Okay, I'm gonna be just bursting

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out of this out of this thing, and you're gonna

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be like us, Well, I have the Sam's lady shoulders.

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They're gone. Now he's a gorilla silver back.

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Speaker 3: You're going to the gym? Yeah, where do you go?

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Speaker 2: There's a gym down my street. I put up the numbers,

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privates or like, are you going? No, just putting up

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the numbers, Johnny, Just putting up the numbers.

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Speaker 3: That's cool, man, that's cool, Johnny.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever worked out and signed autographs after? Oh? Yeah,

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someday you might feel that that's so funny. I just

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people like, how do you do that? I go, I'm

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a descendive Gilgamesh, Samarian King. I got Samarian in me. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I bet you've had some Arian and you a few times.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of chicks bang them hard.

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Speaker 3: Okay. I'll give you some choices here, fake alien invasion

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pastor meeting Option one, Spencer Pratt wrecking everybody else in

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the mayoral debate, Option two, or we got the Department

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of Justice ap probing oil trades related to Iran? Which

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of those do you think is a nice hot topic

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to start with?

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Speaker 2: The one I don't want to do is oil trades

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so any the others are fine with all right, I'll

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let you pick Johnny. Johnny, you're the producer of the show.

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You can pick whatever you want. Nic you're gonna see

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domestic violence and a few Dana doesn't bring me my coffee.

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Speaker 3: When you need it, you need it.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 3: That is the thing about coffee. When you when you

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I can't deal with anything before I've had a coffee.

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It's a pathetic.

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Speaker 2: I used to Johnny, I got my uh TRT shot

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today and then they're like, you want anything else. I'm like,

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what do you got for energy?

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Speaker 3: Well, they give me like you got this.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, light me up, dude, light me up in

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head me just they did.

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Speaker 3: It was like a legit place that like took your

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baseline testosterone all that, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I get checked every three months to make

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sure daddy's fine. All right, Okay, hot chicks ask for aliens.

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Let's go aliens. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: Look at that cup. Yeah, this guy, this.

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Speaker 2: Is the other The guy has a hot topic T

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shirt on, acting like we're gonna take him serious.

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Speaker 3: That's that was my h It's like a like it

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looks like a flition right that with the it's.

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Speaker 2: Like, bro, guys, remember you remember UFC two thousand and eight. Yeah,

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I got that vibe. Let me tell you about aliens.

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Speaker 3: This is Perry Stone. Now we have other clips that

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corroborate this, so this does appear to be true. What

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he's going to say, check this out, folks.

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Speaker 4: And he said, Perry, can you give me a call?

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I have some information that has come to my attention.

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Of course, when a friend of yours does that that

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you know quite well, you're not you have no idea

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what information they're talking about. And I'm not going to

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go into great detail, but there were a large number

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of pastors that had been invited to go to a

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certain state to hear some men in the United States

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government and others share with them a concern that they had.

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Speaker 2: And this particular.

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Speaker 4: Man, I'll not name him, and then we may end

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up doing some teachings with him or having an event

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at his church has great church. But he said, Perry,

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what they're about to release from what we're hearing, there's

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going to be a release concerning aliens and concerning unidentified

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flying object spacecraft that some of the people who were

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in the meeting were telling us as pastors you need

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to prepare your people, and you need to get ready

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to answer them for what you're about to hear being released.

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And some of it has to do with crafts that

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have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of

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our planet, and the materials they're made of.

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Speaker 3: Are not a part of our planet.

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Speaker 4: Very strange reptilian looking creatures and other things that almost

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sound like something out of a sci fi movie or

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an Orson Wells.

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Speaker 2: Book, Psio or real. What do you think all you

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got to do is look at this guy's This guy's

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energy to me, okay, he's not energy of someone who

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had heard something earth shattering to the point that it

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could wreck his congregation. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like,

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if this guy's like they're like, hey, dude, we're about

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to tell everybody about these reptilians, Okay, it's not it's

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gonna be earth shattering, wouldn't this guy be like, dude, listen, guys,

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I hate telling you this. It's not something I enjoy,

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but what's about to happen is going to be paradigm destroying.

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There would be some sense of urgency from this guy

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if it was really insane News.

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Speaker 3: Now I will say he is one of these people

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who teaches kind of end time stuff, apocalyptic stuff. So

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maybe he's just living in those waters. My dreams are

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coming true, I mean truly. Yeah, So this is now

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someone else, This is cooperation.

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Speaker 2: There's no energy John, any of of of of of

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excitement or fear. Okay, you're gonna trust this guy. I

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trust Lex Luthor. That's what you're gonna trust Lex Luthor.

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Speaker 3: Let's do some more energy readings here of this fella.

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Speaker 5: Okay, recently, my team and I were traveling and we

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had an encounter with something that we've never experienced before.

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And now when I talked about this just recently, many

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people in our comments feed and through a live broadcast

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began to ask us to bring it out and show

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you what we encountered. Now, what we encountered was six

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objects in the sky out in front of the aircraft.

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began to see six objects right there in the sky.

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And we believe these are UAPs and UFOs. So when

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we saw this, we just thought ourselves, my goodness, what

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in the world are we looking at? How do we

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grapple with this. He was a very interesting thing. Now,

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uniquely enough, we were just in a disclosure meeting two

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days before this talking about UFOs, UAPs all these things,

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and that there's going to come a great disclosure, even

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an announcement that we're not alone in the universe. We're

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not alone, and there's non human intelligence that is absolutely

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happening all over or in the highest offices of the land.

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Do they know about it? That kind of thing, And

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so when we heard this, I thought, my goodness, this

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is quite the disclosure meeting. And they were prepping us

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to be leaders in the space from a biblical perspective,

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to bring people the saving alge of Jesus and help

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the church avoid deception and not knowing what to do

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if they encounter these kind of things. So what we

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did is we receive that information, we began to talk

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about it. The next day, the President puts out a

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post that says he has authorized the specific agencies involved

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to find the truth of the matter of aliens, uf

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ups and all these issues and bring them out to

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the public. The day after that, we were traveling, this

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would be February twentieth, twenty twenty six. We're flying and

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as we were flying, we began to see these six

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UFOs appear out in front of us. Now, I've talked

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to a lot of people about this, and I'm about

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to show you the footage. But I've talked to a

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lot of people about it, and some said, well, that's

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probably just drones over the nation. Others have said and

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some of the ones I spoke with are actually some

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of the highest experts in the area of UFOs, UAPs,

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non human intelligence and the like. And when I spoke

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with them, they said, well, it could be drones, but

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it also really could be this other scenario that many

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people are talking about.

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Speaker 2: And it could be what a great answer, disposure narrative,

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what a great answer. It could be drones, or it

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could be aliens. I mean, like, thank you for that.

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Why did I even con tack to you. Thank you

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for telling me something I could have just told myself.

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Nobody has urgency here. Yeah, Johnny, I had more urgency

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talking to you about how I like mid porn stars

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than any of these guys talked about fucking paradigm shifting aliens. Yeah. Yeah,

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I have more passion for my okay looking porn stars

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than these pastors have for aliens.

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Speaker 3: You know what, telling you flavor of it? To me,

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it has a flavor of Sinclair Broadcasting. Remember how they

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would have those clips of all the local news agencies

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saying the exact same.

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Speaker 2: Misinformation could be dangerous and our society, society, society.

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Speaker 3: Let's get all the pastors together and tell them what

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exactly they're supposed to say in which creep do you

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want the government telling your pastor what to say?

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Speaker 2: Do I want my pastor telling me about as.

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Speaker 3: Or even just getting his line from the government. You

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know why just look to the Bible like that's your job,

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right are you? Why is the government telling you how

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to deal with stuff? I don't know? Now, we did

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have another guy who was saying it was about aliens

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originally that he came out and kind of had to

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walk it back a little bit. Let me see if

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I can do this, and coking.

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Speaker 6: In to speak to the pastors, and of course it's

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being revealed now that that is Congressman Eric Burtison, and

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he did call in, but he called in to encourage

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us and to thank us pastors for the work that

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we're doing and that we are speaking the truth to

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our people and pointing them to Jesus to not get

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distracted of things in the world. In that moment, I

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begin to state things that I have always said. That

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is my opinion, and my opinion is, and that's exactly

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all it is, is my opinion that when this disclosure

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comes out, that it will be spun that it is

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that the Aliens have always been here, that they seated us,

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that they created the first religion, and all of that.

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I should have stopped and paused and said, and this

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part is my opinion, and the heat of that I didn't.

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I led with saying that that they had called the pastors,

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Speaker 2: Into my opinion.

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Speaker 6: So I want to make it very clear that Eric

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and I want to own it, and I want to

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apologize directly to Congress. From Eric Brotherson.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say, Johnny, can we do you

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have a bigfoot theater theme song? Yet you made that

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big Foot theater or they'll act it out. They should

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get awards, but they'll be shut out big.

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Speaker 3: Foot feed They'll act it out.

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Speaker 2: They should get awards, but they'll be Bigfoot theater. Wow, Johnny,

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let me let me, let me pretend you're going to

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go to Pastor Sam Tripley with some incredible news here

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on the Guiding Light of Jesus. Now work, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and what I'm the government?

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Speaker 2: No, you're you're you're you're setting me up. You're bringing

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me in. You and you were for me at the

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Golden Hour of Jesus Network, the Golden message.

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Speaker 3: You want me to count you in? Is what you

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want me to do?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you you're the let's say you're my co host

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and you're just gonna set this up. Going, guys, this

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is an emergency episode. We had to do it. Pastor

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, welcome back, folks to the Golden Hour of

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Jesus Network. I'm here with my totally not closeted friend here. Uh,

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and we we have some important news for you today,

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some news that is just earth shattering. But you may

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have heard on the news that we're about to have

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an age of disclosure. And I just want to turn

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it over now to Pastor Sam. He's got some very

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serious to talk to all of you about. Pastor Sam,

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please please tell these people.

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Speaker 2: They're fucking aliens. They're fucking aliens. They're giant billions.

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Speaker 7: They're gonna prove all ascids lie back.

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Speaker 2: To you, pastor. Pastor SAMs should be Yeah, dude, they're aliens,

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and that they say they're bisexual, okay, and they don't

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care whose hole it is. They're just gonna hit it.

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Speaker 8: They're junking.

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Speaker 3: Ah, you've gotten so loud that the streamyard has compensated.

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So now when you're not like at a ten, it's

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brought you way down.

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Speaker 2: Johnny. That's the passion you have to have when you're

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a pastor saying there's reptilian aliens. Okay, you understand that.

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I don't give a ship about stream yard. Okay. I

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pour my soul into my acting roles. I don't give

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a ship about technical stuff. Okay. I just play the

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role of a guy who found out there's bisexual, reptilian

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aliens out there who are going to probe all of

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our asses. That's the energy you have, Johnny's, as far

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as that's.

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Speaker 3: The best part about it, being probed as.

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Speaker 2: A dude, I can't wait. And I said this before, Johnny,

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I'll say it again. I will not care about aliens

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until I feel alien tip in my hole. Okay. At

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that moment, I'll be concerned outside that. I do not care.

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Speaker 3: Do you think they are going to tell us anything true? Anything?

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Speaker 2: No? Do When have they ever told you the truth?

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The people that told you there's no Epstein list while

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someone is in jail for trafficking to clients? Okay, are

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now going to disclose to you that there's aliens? Do

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you know what it is?

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Speaker 3: Do you think it is something they're going to tell

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us about, Like when they say things of cress, is

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that all going to be faked? That nothing is crass?

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Speaker 2: Like? What do you well, I'm not saying that a

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US military Ah you UAP or whatever they call it?

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Crash course, Okay, of course they probably were doing d

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I way back there, some black trans crashed the ship

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and now they're gonna blame it on reptilian aliens.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's some part of me. And I know

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this is sick. I said this on Tiffa. They is

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looking forward to this, Like wait, dude, I mean we

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grew up, We grew up you know, with wanting to know, uh,

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you know about aliens? Man, that was like that was

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the biggest X files I love the X files man, which,

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by the way, x files has an interesting mention of

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hantavirus in it. I don't know if you saw that

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going viral. Of course, of course, of course the X

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Files is just on everything, dude. The people who wrote

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that just so just plugged into every conspiracy possible.

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Speaker 2: I don't care about any of it. I want it

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all to happen. I want armageddon. I want alien invasion.

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I want nuclear war. I want World War three, I

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want civil war. I want all of it because I

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want a day off from working. I was waiting for it, Johnny.

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You know that I worked on nine to eleven. Right,

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I had to work. They would not let me go home.

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I'm like, I want to go home. We just got tact.

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They're like, now, dude, you got to finish your shift.

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I was like, do I get like special pay for

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working during the terrorist attack?

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Speaker 3: Is that true? David du Company was JFK. Junior's roommate

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in college in New York.

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Speaker 2: N Yu probably New Year's Eve. I got a hotel together.

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I never run trains on chicks.

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Speaker 3: The company's great. I've always been a fan. He's cool man.

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He's a cool guy.

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Speaker 2: Hey, dude, the guy's a total package, good looking, a

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list actor, hung like a horse, smartest shit, who knows

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who he was, Probably Shindler in his last life, just

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shaving juice.

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Speaker 3: That would make me feel better if that if it

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was was Schindler. But yeah, I mean if you if

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you're not plugged that anto virus there was the guy

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It's go ahead, Johnny.

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Speaker 2: Somebody just asked if they get jump in our bunker.

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It's like, sorry, only hot chicks we have to repopulate. Dude.

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Speaker 3: Not not too hot though, according to Sam, because they're

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not filthy.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, we want hot hot hots. Guy. Oh, we

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want life.

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Speaker 3: You want hot hots, just not to reproduce.

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Speaker 2: We want super hots for filthy. We want like sevens.

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Speaker 3: That's great, So you gotta got a mix.

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Speaker 2: Really, just you gotta go what what's your intentions here?

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Are your intentions just to get medieval or are we

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trying to procreatenapropriate? You gotta be nine or ten? You

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want to get filthy? Right? Sevens?

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Speaker 3: You're an animal? Yeah, So, hanta virus is the virus

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you always hear about movies that where they try to

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scare you about viruses, They always bring up hantavirus before

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they get to the mythical virus of the movie. It's

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always like, you know, it's worse than anti virus. And

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it's the reason you don't hear much about it is

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because it's mostly not real. Yeah, that's one choice. Is

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mostly passed from mouse feces, rap feces like the direct

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consumption or inhalation. I think of rap feces. Now there

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is a theory or an idea or a possibility that

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in like the Andes Mountains, there is a version of

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it that can be past human to human. And then

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you you know, and then you had this luxury boat

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where there was an outbreak of hantavirus according to them,

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and they can't figure out exactly the source. I so

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it's just another example of them trying to scare the

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shit out of people. But the thing, like somebody tweeted this,

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and it's totally true. You have like a ten times

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greater likelihood of being struck by lightning than you do

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it being infected with anti virus.

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Speaker 2: In the US, Yeah, just like COVID, you had a

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nine nine percent chance of survival. And they were like

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the economy, Johnny, someone just made a new rule for

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our chicks in the bunker. No fish faces.

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Speaker 3: No, oh boy, I guess I'll derail the Hantavirrius thing

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because we got to bring that back up. So it

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came out after that I put it. I actually recorded

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a brief, like a ten second audio thing saying, hey,

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we're pretty sure this isn't real, but it's funny, so

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check it out. We're talking about the JP Morgan allegations

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against by that guy then, because it came out that

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he made that uh, he had pretended. The guy pretended

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his own father was dead to get time off from work.

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His father's totally fun. The New York Post interviewed the father,

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and the father is like, yeah, he's a great kid.

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But now and then and then after that, they withdrew

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the lawsuit against the lady at JP Morgan. So that's

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where I left it when I posted the episode. But

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then they refiled it with witness testimony saying that he

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they saw her like making out with him and pulling

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him into a room, trying to get them to another

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guy to go into a room with the two of them,

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and that she and they the witness testimony anonymous said

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that they could hear her with him in the room

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and the guy's trying to escape from her. You know, like,

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I'm not interested, let me alone, that kind of thing.

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So it's back on could be true.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he's probably like, just say you heard something.

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I'll give you a percentage of this whatever I win.

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And the real crazy thing, Johnny, is that, by the way,

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cannons can come in into the to the bunker. Cannon canon,

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come canon, lady, come into the bunker. She's been really quiet, suspiciously,

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so you were yeah, like she, I wouldn't doubt if

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they actually were banging. And then he just tried to

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spin that in because he got fired because he sucks

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at his job. He like lied allegedly I get in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could totally see, and they were.

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Speaker 2: Probably really banging, you know, because you know those ethnics

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like white chicks, it's like a pet, It's like a

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trophy and they can get out. That is what fish face.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he has a history you think I have a

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fish face of trying to get money out of Like

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according to the New York Post, he threatened to go

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public and ask for millions of dollars when, uh, when.

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Speaker 2: Zero problems with a guy doing this because women have

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been doing this forever. I mean, how is this any

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different than a Shannon sharp thing where she asked to

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get choked. He chokes her, and then she sues him

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for fifty million dollars. And as we said it before,

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there are a lot of ladies in the comments section.

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Your snatch is gold. We're not talking about you. Okay,

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we only have gold snatch in the comments section. Okay,

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point blank top shell snatch. Okay, but Johnny, but Johnny,

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there's no vagina out there worth fifty million dollars. A

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woman should never be allowed to sue something involving her

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vagina for more than five million dollars.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Well, to go down as you get older, really

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you know it should be.

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Speaker 2: And as you get older it gets it gets less

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and less. So if you're like fifty, you can get

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maybe hourly wage like twenty dollars an hour.

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Speaker 3: Disgrace. The ex JP Morgan banker Terayu Urana good luck

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with that, tried to wrangle a settlement from the bank

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worth north of twenty million before he filed this bombshell

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sexual arrasment lawsuit. At the Post learned. Sources familiar with

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the matter said the thirty five year old financier initially

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saw the jaw dropping payout last year, despite the fact

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that an internal bank investigation found nothing thing to support

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his claims. So this guy's just been trying to get J. P.

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Morgan for a while. I'm just holding on to the

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just the slim chance that she actually said those things,

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because I want to live in a world where she

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said those things. That's a better world to me.

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Speaker 2: But you know, she never said she never said, look

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at these cannons I wanted to be Chicken call their

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tits cannons. They call them fun bags.

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Speaker 3: Unless they're awesome. The fun That's how he said on

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cats Steddies the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking look at this mount of meat. I've

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heard women can call their tits big piles of meat. Anyway.

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Speaker 3: Well, I think we both agree the hansovirus thing is

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just scared, just trying to scare people again, right, don't

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you don't you? I don't think this is going to

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go anywhere.

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Speaker 2: No, I mean everyone's already like, get the fuck out

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of here, dude, Milker. Well, hey, ladies, in the comments section,

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what do you re refer to your chee cheese? Says?

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When you guys, when you start to whip out your

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your meat pillows, are great. What do you refer to?

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What do you jugs? You call them jugs. Jugs is

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a good one. Titties, girls call them titties. Titties is

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definitely it. Bobs, yeah, Brah, Look at my milkers.

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Speaker 3: Do they ever call them milkers?

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00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:26,160
Speaker 2: Rack a rack? Yeah, there's a lot of guys jumping,

469
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,400
and we're not asking you, we're asking the ladies. Well,

470
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:38,880
they call their own only ladies. Tatas responding, Yeah, it's

471
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:42,480
it's it's women are so much simpler. This is why

472
00:26:42,599 --> 00:26:45,559
guys are really great. I'm coming up with fun names

473
00:26:45,559 --> 00:26:51,200
for sex moves like that, you know, the yeah, all

474
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,440
that stuff. Women can never come up with that. They're

475
00:26:53,519 --> 00:26:56,240
just not that great. Knockers maybe they call them knockers

476
00:26:56,799 --> 00:26:58,960
the girls. Maybe the girls they call them the girls.

477
00:26:58,960 --> 00:27:00,759
The girls are out.

478
00:27:02,759 --> 00:27:03,680
Speaker 3: Ted Turner died.

479
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,440
Speaker 2: Ted Turner died Johnny as an Atlanta Braves fan. Are

480
00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:07,960
you sad?

481
00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:14,000
Speaker 3: I am sad? As also a Civil War semi buff,

482
00:27:14,079 --> 00:27:16,319
I would say I'm sad because he supported a lot

483
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:20,519
of great battlefield preservation. He made some films about the

484
00:27:20,559 --> 00:27:23,240
Civil War that I enjoy that you might not if

485
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:26,559
you're not a Civil War nerd and a borderline Southern

486
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:29,559
apologist like I am. But God's in Generals is like

487
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,440
a four hour movie that I I'd love to watch

488
00:27:32,519 --> 00:27:34,880
as a you know, as a bored young man. I

489
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,839
don't have time to spend that, you know, much of

490
00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:40,720
my day watching a boring civil war movie. But there

491
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:43,319
was a time I did. But yeah, Ted Turner, I mean,

492
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,279
people forget he won the America's Cup. He managed the

493
00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:49,319
Atlanta Braves for a day. Dude, think about this. He

494
00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:52,400
fired the manager of the Braves. Oh no, I'm sorry, No,

495
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:55,319
I take it back. He sent the manager of the

496
00:27:55,319 --> 00:27:59,160
Atlanta Braves on a road trip, didn't tell anybody, and

497
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:02,240
he managed the Braves in the next game and wanted

498
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,839
to keep doing it. But the commissioner came down and

499
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,960
was like, dude, you can't own the team and manage

500
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,920
the team. That's not allowed. He was just going to

501
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,359
manage the Braves because they were on like some crazy

502
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:13,880
losing streak. You know, they stunk in the eighties.

503
00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,960
Speaker 2: Uh, And dude, I missed the old owners. They were

504
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:21,200
such outlaws. That's the real problem with society now. And

505
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:23,839
someone was talking about how I saw something on YouTube

506
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,759
about how poor people can't make music anymore, it's too expensive.

507
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: It's Rick Batto. Yeah, I got that clip. If you

508
00:28:30,519 --> 00:28:33,519
want to hear it, Yeah, let's hear it. So this

509
00:28:33,559 --> 00:28:34,799
is one of my favorite problemers.

510
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:37,680
Speaker 2: We've gotten rid of all the outlaws. Yeh, there's a

511
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,799
lot of guys in here. Women. I've we got three

512
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,960
chicks watching because I've had three chicks tell them what

513
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:48,920
they call their tits. So far, it's titties, tits, that's it.

514
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,519
It's boob chee cheese, maybe boob boobs.

515
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,319
Speaker 3: So this is Rick Batto. He's one of He's a

516
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:56,720
he was a guy who was like a session musician

517
00:28:56,799 --> 00:28:59,440
for years. He's one of my favorite YouTubers because he

518
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:02,359
breaks down all these stupid Spotify lists of how like

519
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,319
the songs you know, and how dumb most of them

520
00:29:04,359 --> 00:29:06,680
are in samey and how they're all made by the

521
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,519
same people. He's a great guy. So this is him

522
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:10,240
about why.

523
00:29:10,119 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 2: I mean, we do not call their tits utters. I've

524
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,079
never heard a woman going on with my utters. No, no,

525
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:18,119
women do not call their tits utters.

526
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 3: No. No, maybe the kind of women girls watch, but not.

527
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, the number seven's they might call mutters.

528
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:26,079
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.

529
00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:29,559
Speaker 8: Okay, So this is just some observations that I've been

530
00:29:29,559 --> 00:29:32,279
making over the past couple of weeks about where the

531
00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:35,160
music business is now and kind of where it was

532
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:38,440
in nineteen ninety four when I moved to Atlanta, when

533
00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:40,240
I was thirty two years old. So the reason I

534
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,319
moved down here was to try and find people to

535
00:29:43,359 --> 00:29:45,799
play within a band and do my own music. There

536
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:49,519
were music rehearsal spaces around town here that bands rehearsed at.

537
00:29:49,559 --> 00:29:51,960
There's probably about four or five of them. One of

538
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:54,079
them was called black Box, I had about fifty rooms

539
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,839
or so. There's another one called Avatar that had a

540
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,440
bunch of rooms, maybe about the same with a couple

541
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,279
of huge rooms that you could rehearse on a stage.

542
00:30:02,319 --> 00:30:06,119
There was another place called Metro that was near the Masquerade,

543
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,920
which is actually a different spot now that my band

544
00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:12,240
rehearsed in. That probably had thirty five different rehearsal spaces

545
00:30:12,279 --> 00:30:14,519
in and there were a number of others. These were

546
00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:18,039
all full of bands that rehearsed all the time, so

547
00:30:18,119 --> 00:30:19,920
day and night you can go in there. They're open

548
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,839
twenty four hours, you can go in. This wasn't just Atlanta,

549
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:26,559
this was every city. If you went to Seattle like

550
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:29,200
I did in nineteen ninety two. There was a number

551
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:33,400
of rehearsal spaces around Seattle that all those Seattle bands

552
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,200
rehearsed in. But there were also rehearsal spaces in Phoenix

553
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:38,920
and Los Angeles and New York City. Before I moved

554
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,640
here in nineteen ninety four, I was living in New

555
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:44,480
York ninety three ninety four, and I played in bands there,

556
00:30:44,519 --> 00:30:47,119
and I lived in the East Village. I lived on

557
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:50,480
First Ab between Seventh and Saint Mark's. And how did

558
00:30:50,519 --> 00:30:52,720
I do that Because I had a job as a

559
00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:55,039
bartender on a boat, and the money I made from

560
00:30:55,119 --> 00:30:57,759
that enabled me to not only pay for my rent,

561
00:30:57,799 --> 00:31:00,720
which you could never do today, but that I also

562
00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:03,599
could go to practice spaces and practicing with the five

563
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,599
different bands that I played in because they all had

564
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:09,519
practice spaces in Manhattan. And then eventually, when you couldn't

565
00:31:09,559 --> 00:31:11,759
afford to do it in Manhattan, people went to Brooklyn.

566
00:31:12,119 --> 00:31:13,839
And now you can't do it in Brooklyn because that's

567
00:31:13,839 --> 00:31:16,880
too expensive. But the fact of the matter is that

568
00:31:17,079 --> 00:31:20,400
you could work a regular job and afford to do that.

569
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:23,720
Like when I moved here to Atlanta, I worked as

570
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,599
a music teacher in a store called Buckhead Music. I

571
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,119
taught fifty students a week and made five hundred bucks.

572
00:31:29,319 --> 00:31:31,240
And with that five hundred bucks, I paid my rent,

573
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:33,279
which was typically about three four.

574
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,039
Speaker 2: Hundred bucks a month.

575
00:31:34,119 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 8: I had roommates, and I paid for our rehearsal space.

576
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:39,000
I chipped in with the other three guys in the band,

577
00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:42,200
and we also paid to go in and record. I

578
00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:44,920
became a producer in nineteen ninety nine. The first gigs

579
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:47,319
that I did were local bands, and then I got

580
00:31:47,359 --> 00:31:50,119
some major label things, like I did this band left

581
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,160
Front Tire. They had a song in the American by

582
00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,559
two soundtrack, and then I got the span Shine down

583
00:31:54,599 --> 00:31:56,559
that I did a few songs on their first record,

584
00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:59,759
which was a double platinum record, and eventually over time

585
00:31:59,839 --> 00:32:02,640
I did a few more major label records, but those

586
00:32:02,680 --> 00:32:05,039
records and budgets started to go away around two thousand

587
00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,759
and five, after the financial crisis two thousand and eight.

588
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:12,359
Rock music basically died around twenty twelve, right when Facebook

589
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:15,200
and Twitter came online and we were in the social.

590
00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:18,079
Speaker 2: Media full lot. If you go back to the late.

591
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:22,039
Speaker 8: Nineties, you started seeing these boy bands in sync, backstreet boys.

592
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:25,119
You saw Britney Spears, and then you had this whole

593
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,400
I guess we just caught it manufactured music that had

594
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:32,279
professional songwriters and producers that worked on music, and then

595
00:32:32,319 --> 00:32:35,400
that started to bleed into things that I produced because

596
00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:37,279
I was one of the people that did that. Why

597
00:32:37,319 --> 00:32:39,240
do I bring all this up because now we're in

598
00:32:39,279 --> 00:32:42,880
twenty twenty six. When I do these top ten countdowns

599
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,519
on Spotify, I go back after I make the video

600
00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:47,680
and I look at the artists and I see what

601
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:52,160
their background is. And invariably the artists that are popular,

602
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:55,359
almost all of them are from wealthy parents and work

603
00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:59,440
with professional songwriters. Now, having wealthy parents is not something

604
00:32:59,480 --> 00:33:02,680
new in the music business. Taylor Swift's dad, Scott Swift,

605
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,920
investor this is known, invested five hundred grand I think

606
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:09,200
it was into her record label, Big Machine, back when

607
00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:11,720
she first started go to Nowadays, you look at people

608
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:14,519
like Gracie Abrams, her dad JJ Abrams.

609
00:33:14,559 --> 00:33:15,200
Speaker 2: You know who he is.

610
00:33:15,240 --> 00:33:18,400
Speaker 8: He's a famous producer a movie film. Maybe her best

611
00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:21,400
friend is this or one of her best friends. I

612
00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:25,240
just was listening to Audrey Hobert. Audrey has a brother

613
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,880
that is also a songwriter called Malcolm Todd. But his

614
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:32,759
name is really Malcolm Todd. Hobert Audrey has a couple

615
00:33:32,839 --> 00:33:36,319
million monthly listeners on Spotify. Malcolm Todd has twenty three

616
00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:40,000
million monthly listeners. But their father was the writer and

617
00:33:40,039 --> 00:33:45,039
producer for Scrubs in the Middle. Sabrina Carpenter's aunt was

618
00:33:45,079 --> 00:33:47,920
the voice of Bart Simpson. We can go on and on.

619
00:33:48,599 --> 00:33:49,160
Speaker 9: Most of the.

620
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,160
Speaker 8: People that make it in the music business now have

621
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:56,160
parents that are famous, or that are in the film

622
00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:59,839
or TV business or music business, or they're really wealthy,

623
00:34:00,359 --> 00:34:03,839
because only wealthy people, unfortunately, for the most part, can

624
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:05,240
focus on music.

625
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:12,159
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's right. You're seeing that in comedy too.

626
00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,880
I love that he brought up Facebook and all that

627
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:22,320
Facebook eventually leads to Instagram. These platforms have completely controlled art.

628
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,079
They decide what gets seen and what doesn't get seen,

629
00:34:26,559 --> 00:34:30,239
and that is literally destroying comedy right now. There are

630
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:35,039
no outlaws none. I mean we were talking about outlaw owners.

631
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:42,079
There's no outlaw musicians, comedians. All the outlaws are all

632
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:44,840
the old guys like me that have been around forever.

633
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:49,360
All the young people are just so scared of cancelation,

634
00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:53,039
and they'll whole and listen. There's nothing wrong with wanting

635
00:34:53,039 --> 00:34:56,440
to make money off your art. Okay, but very rarely

636
00:34:56,519 --> 00:34:59,320
when I was coming up, did you see people going,

637
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:01,559
I just want to be the richest guy in the world.

638
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,239
When I was coming up, everyone just wanted to be

639
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:07,800
the funniest person they could be. And now it's all

640
00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:10,400
about how can I get a Netflix and how can

641
00:35:10,440 --> 00:35:14,519
I kiss the industry's ass by being as safe and

642
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:20,719
conform as much as possible. This is true now. The

643
00:35:20,760 --> 00:35:23,559
only thing I will push back on what he's saying,

644
00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:27,360
and who am I to tell him anything? Right? Is that?

645
00:35:28,800 --> 00:35:32,519
Is that now with AI like I. You know, the

646
00:35:32,639 --> 00:35:35,360
last time Eddie Bravo and I went out, he was

647
00:35:35,440 --> 00:35:38,760
so excited about AI and what's doing music because what

648
00:35:38,840 --> 00:35:42,239
he said was I could take these old tracks, I

649
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:46,000
have load them into AI and have them clean it

650
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:51,199
up for me. So now it sounds like a studio level,

651
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,360
like high end studio level production. The problem comes to

652
00:35:55,440 --> 00:36:00,519
this is access, the old saying freedom of speech, freedom

653
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:04,360
of reach, meaning that that's the important thing what they're

654
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,760
allowing you to see if you go to your you know,

655
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:10,239
everyone's algorithm is different. But when you look at the

656
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,960
comedy going on right now on Instagram, it's super young

657
00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:18,719
people and particularly very attractive female comics talking about their pussies,

658
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,519
and that's really the only thing that gets seen anymore.

659
00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:27,920
The only time I ever get any traction on any

660
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,000
of my clips on Instagram is if I'm talking shit

661
00:36:31,159 --> 00:36:33,639
and the and the algorithm knows I'm going to piss

662
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:37,360
people off. I have two clips my pronoun bit and

663
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,639
when I get heckled by a gay guy. Both of

664
00:36:39,679 --> 00:36:43,800
those have gone super nova. Nothing else gets over thirty

665
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:47,360
thousand views. Nothing. They will not show it to anybody.

666
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:50,679
They do not want people like me to be seen.

667
00:36:51,320 --> 00:36:55,360
And you extend that the music is all rich kid shit.

668
00:36:57,159 --> 00:36:59,800
Speaker 3: You shared a great example of you being shadow band.

669
00:37:00,119 --> 00:37:02,800
See if this is the funniest thing. Oh yeah, here

670
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:07,280
it is. I pull it for the podcast this there's

671
00:37:07,320 --> 00:37:10,480
not a better example of the shadow band against you

672
00:37:10,559 --> 00:37:14,679
than this instagram you shared the other day. Uh oh

673
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,800
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. All right, So look, can

674
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:19,760
you explain the same.

675
00:37:20,679 --> 00:37:22,800
Speaker 2: So I will you know. I do a show with

676
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:26,360
Brett Binkley an awesome Wade Picard and I was posting

677
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:29,679
it and I listened. I tried to tag myself in it,

678
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:33,599
and my actual Twitter that I use all the time

679
00:37:33,880 --> 00:37:37,960
came up third after you know my social media person Robin.

680
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,320
She has official Tripoli that was built in case I

681
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:45,280
lose Sam TRIPLEY. So that's the first one that goes up,

682
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:49,880
and then the next one is homophobic slur. Sam TRIPLEI

683
00:37:50,599 --> 00:37:54,239
is the next one that is listed before my actual one,

684
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:59,760
and then yeah, F DOUBLEG Sam TRIPLEI. And then under

685
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,840
that are two other ones that I've I don't know

686
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:06,280
Sam Naughty Live, I don't know even if I follow

687
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:09,000
if I I don't even know that one, and then

688
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,480
Triple E Sam. So, out of the five listed, two

689
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,360
of them are mine, but I don't run Official TRIPLEY.

690
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,679
Robin runs that, and then my actual one is listed

691
00:38:19,760 --> 00:38:22,159
third after F Doug Sam TRIPLEY.

692
00:38:22,480 --> 00:38:27,880
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Why why is your screen so filthy?

693
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:32,440
It's the thirtieth screen I've ever seen.

694
00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: People like, what are you spoog You like, what am

695
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:35,760
I lifting up and shooting?

696
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:39,039
Speaker 3: While I mean there's just liquids.

697
00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:43,639
Speaker 2: Just dirt, dirt jizzing on my screen. Johnny, Oh, you.

698
00:38:43,559 --> 00:38:45,360
Speaker 3: Can't control where it goes. Sometimes, man, you get a

699
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:46,360
little droplets like.

700
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,599
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm not I'm fifty three, I'm not shooting

701
00:38:49,599 --> 00:38:52,599
those kind of ropes anymore. I'm not the black eye

702
00:38:52,679 --> 00:38:53,400
to bus stop.

703
00:38:54,559 --> 00:38:59,119
Speaker 3: Oh god, we can't show it here, but if you

704
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want to, if you're a filthy person and you want

705
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,440
to laugh, there's a video. Just what would how would

706
00:39:04,440 --> 00:39:06,880
you find that video? Would you say, Sam.

707
00:39:07,199 --> 00:39:10,519
Speaker 2: White chick and black guy bone at a bus stop.

708
00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the funniest thing. Uh, it's a it's

709
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,639
a just.

710
00:39:15,880 --> 00:39:21,360
Speaker 2: Just wasted from behind. She just keeps getting in positions

711
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,760
from the pine and then somehow the gods knock her

712
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:31,400
down and rate at that moment, he shoots a long rope.

713
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Speaker 3: And then another guy comes up and starts trying to

714
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:35,519
hit on her and hugs her.

715
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like he's trying to he's gross.

716
00:39:38,639 --> 00:39:40,679
Speaker 3: On his hand. It's clear that he puts his hand.

717
00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:42,039
Oh it's so gross.

718
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Speaker 2: Oh, it's so gross. And then the black guy walks

719
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:46,800
off quietly, like.

720
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Speaker 3: Which is a not helping any stereotypes there? Just hitting long.

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Speaker 2: Robes like a Vegas fountain rope.

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725
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Like this guy just exploded.

726
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And guys, if you don't start wrecking shop, Okay, let's

733
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let's start some Johnny in June. No pull out June.

734
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We should start a no pull out June.

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741
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Ladies do that, don't they?

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Speaker 3: Our guy, Spencer Pratt finally got to debate these clowns

770
00:42:26,519 --> 00:42:27,280
running for mayor.

771
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 2: Oh it was great. It was so good, dude. And

772
00:42:30,519 --> 00:42:33,440
you know what was really crazy, Johnny, is how hard

773
00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,480
that was to find on the television. Like they almost

774
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:39,000
didn't even want you to see it. It was very

775
00:42:39,079 --> 00:42:41,960
crazy because Dana was trying to find it so we

776
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,960
can watch it. She's like, I can't find it. I'd

777
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,920
go on YouTube and find it on YouTube after and

778
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:49,920
it only had seventy thousand views. We're talking about the

779
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:55,280
mayoral I can't debate for Los Angeles and only seventy

780
00:42:55,360 --> 00:42:58,480
thousand people watched it. And how many people are actually

781
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:02,159
from LA that watch that. It's crazy to me.

782
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is crazy. Well, we're gonna add to that

783
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,440
number right now because here's Spencer Pratt.

784
00:43:07,639 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 2: Uh.

785
00:43:08,039 --> 00:43:11,719
Speaker 3: Part of him dunking on these idiots is right here

786
00:43:11,719 --> 00:43:12,199
in this clip.

787
00:43:12,280 --> 00:43:12,639
Speaker 2: Check it out.

788
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 7: How many beds you give these people? They are on

789
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:19,400
super math, they are on fentanyl. The DEA Statistics says

790
00:43:19,519 --> 00:43:22,800
ninety three percent of this is a drug addiction problem.

791
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:25,960
Speaker 2: Nitya counselman Robin's plan for treatment.

792
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 7: First, I will go below the Harbor Freeway tomorrow with

793
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,679
her and we can find some of these people she's

794
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,719
gonna offer treatment for she's gonna get stabbed in the neck.

795
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:37,280
These people do not want a bed. They want fenyl

796
00:43:37,519 --> 00:43:40,960
or super med. These ideas cost US over four hundred

797
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:44,039
million dollars to house for sixty seventy What do you say,

798
00:43:44,159 --> 00:43:47,880
three thousand people for four hundred million? This absolute failure

799
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:51,119
for both of them. They're a team or how many?

800
00:43:53,039 --> 00:43:56,360
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, first of all, I'm what makes super

801
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:57,840
math so so super?

802
00:43:58,360 --> 00:43:59,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd love to know what.

803
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:01,639
Speaker 2: Makes it so super I would love to know. Back

804
00:44:01,679 --> 00:44:03,800
in the day, I would love to know. I can't

805
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,320
believe we're super maths now. I mean, you know, we

806
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:11,000
have problems with science, but science is always working super

807
00:44:11,039 --> 00:44:13,719
mass yeah, I mean, dude, I can't imagine what super

808
00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:18,039
math must be like. It must be just chaos enough.

809
00:44:18,079 --> 00:44:20,119
Do you just flame throw your life? You don't even

810
00:44:20,199 --> 00:44:23,239
need a hot rule over your head. Next thing, you

811
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:25,159
know what, you're getting banged by a black guy at

812
00:44:25,159 --> 00:44:25,880
a bus stop.

813
00:44:28,119 --> 00:44:32,159
Speaker 3: He's so right, though, dude. Nitya Rahman is talking about how, oh,

814
00:44:32,159 --> 00:44:33,880
We're going to go reach out to these people, find

815
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,519
them where they are, and put them in housing. Dude,

816
00:44:36,559 --> 00:44:41,239
they have great apartments, you know for for free, basically

817
00:44:41,559 --> 00:44:44,920
at the VA in La and there's a whole line

818
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:47,679
of tents out front because none of them will get clean.

819
00:44:47,719 --> 00:44:49,159
You have to be you have to piss clean to

820
00:44:49,159 --> 00:44:51,920
be in the apartments. They're all empty, and they all

821
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,880
just live out on the curb in front of it

822
00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:57,000
because they don't. It's you got it. You can't do

823
00:44:57,079 --> 00:45:00,519
anything until you solve that. And he's a You.

824
00:45:00,840 --> 00:45:07,559
Speaker 2: Can't bring emotion and empathy and sympathy to broken people.

825
00:45:08,199 --> 00:45:11,119
That's and you just got to understand something. All of

826
00:45:11,119 --> 00:45:15,480
this is meant to collapse the system. That's why they're

827
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,719
spending four hundred million dollars on three thousand people. It's

828
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:22,159
meant to collapse the system. They want the system collapse,

829
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:27,440
both the neokon Zionist and the Bolshevik progressives of the

830
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:31,800
Progressive Bolsheviks, however you want to say, Neo Konzionis Zionis, neocons,

831
00:45:31,880 --> 00:45:35,480
whatever you want to say, they want to collect collapse

832
00:45:35,519 --> 00:45:39,960
the system. That's why these idiot judges are letting out

833
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,519
all these super predators. They want to collect. They want

834
00:45:43,599 --> 00:45:47,599
you so scared full of anxiety that you bag them

835
00:45:47,639 --> 00:45:53,519
for martial law. That's what's coming The Cloward pivot strategy. Yes,

836
00:45:53,679 --> 00:45:58,400
that's exactly what we're talking about, the Cloward pivot strategy.

837
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:02,679
They just want to collapse the system. That's why you

838
00:46:02,679 --> 00:46:05,480
would spend four hundred million dollars. Now, what do you

839
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:09,679
think actually went to that program? Fifty mili Maybe the

840
00:46:09,719 --> 00:46:13,440
rest of it went to fund democratic elections and policies

841
00:46:13,480 --> 00:46:17,199
all over the country. Completely and exactly what they're doing.

842
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,840
Speaker 3: Spencer Pratt pointed this out. I didn't even realize that.

843
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,920
I'm ashamed. I didn't Nitthi Rahmen. There are three of

844
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,239
them really that have a chance. It's Nithie Ramen, Karen Bass,

845
00:46:27,239 --> 00:46:31,960
and Spencer Pratt. She had just endorsed Bass Karen Bass

846
00:46:32,360 --> 00:46:34,800
when it became apparent that Spencer Pratt was going to

847
00:46:34,840 --> 00:46:37,599
get second place. If you get second place and the

848
00:46:37,639 --> 00:46:41,119
other person doesn't get over fifty percent, then you go

849
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:43,480
to a runoff at the end of the year at

850
00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:47,480
the regular election time. This election is in June, and

851
00:46:47,559 --> 00:46:49,360
that would mean it would just be the two of them.

852
00:46:49,480 --> 00:46:52,559
So Karen Bass, not liking her chances, gets her friend

853
00:46:52,679 --> 00:46:56,599
Nitthi Rahman to enter the race to try to push

854
00:46:56,639 --> 00:46:59,519
Spencer Pratt down the third as the plan he pointed

855
00:46:59,519 --> 00:47:02,280
this out. It's obvious. Couldn't be more obvious, because they're

856
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,679
so friendly with each other, the two of them. And

857
00:47:04,800 --> 00:47:08,280
now though it's backfired because nobody wants so Karen basses

858
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:11,760
now and a lot of poles third behind us Scratt

859
00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:13,960
and Ramen, which would be the most hilarious.

860
00:47:14,079 --> 00:47:18,559
Speaker 2: You know, I watched that. I watched that of debate

861
00:47:18,679 --> 00:47:23,000
later on. It was so controlled, It was so controlled

862
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:27,280
to minimalize what Spencer Pratt could say. And the one

863
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:30,000
thing you should have said is that you guys are

864
00:47:30,079 --> 00:47:35,000
both Marxists. You guys are here to destroy Dude. This chick,

865
00:47:35,159 --> 00:47:38,920
the Indian chick or whatever she is, right, she she

866
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:43,440
just moved here five years ago. Crazy, she's been a

867
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:46,599
consulman for four years. How do you move to city

868
00:47:46,679 --> 00:47:50,480
and instantly get on the on the city council and

869
00:47:50,559 --> 00:47:53,880
be the third most powerful person because and this goes

870
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:57,480
back to Spencer Pratt on Joe Rogan talking about how

871
00:47:57,519 --> 00:48:00,000
when you make a deal, when you get the endorsement

872
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:02,559
you have the Democrats socialist, you have to agree to

873
00:48:02,559 --> 00:48:05,280
allow them to govern with you co govern. You have

874
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,679
to push there to co govern. That's that's how you

875
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:11,039
just moved somewhere, and then she had the balls to say,

876
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,280
they don't understand, La, I understand La. You lived there

877
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:15,199
five years.

878
00:48:15,599 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 3: That's unreal. That's so when Hillary Clinton moved to New

879
00:48:19,559 --> 00:48:21,400
York and immediately was like, I'm your senator.

880
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:26,760
Speaker 2: Now that's one percent. Yeah, one. You have no clue

881
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:30,280
what is possible in Los Angeles. When I moved to

882
00:48:30,400 --> 00:48:34,599
LA in ninety eight, ninety nine, okay, La, it was

883
00:48:34,639 --> 00:48:36,800
so funny. New York City and the New York City

884
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:41,519
comedy scene hated Los Angeles hated it, hated it. But

885
00:48:41,679 --> 00:48:46,719
it was glorious, dude, it was glorious. It was wild West.

886
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:49,599
It was fun. You could be provocative, you could say shit,

887
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:52,760
and it would be like comedy Store versus New York City.

888
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:56,239
That was it. It was the comedy store versus New

889
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,400
York City. Okay, and the comedy store was crushing it.

890
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,719
New York is great. New York is the mecca of

891
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,840
stand up comedy. It's without a doubt, it's it's the

892
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,239
greatest scene. But I hear it's going to shit too,

893
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:10,400
just like La. Because going back to that guy talking

894
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,440
about rich kids and music, all the rich kids are

895
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:17,000
flooding the arts playing by the rules because they hate

896
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:18,800
their dad, but they don't want to piss them off,

897
00:49:19,119 --> 00:49:21,119
so they're all they want to do is get on

898
00:49:21,159 --> 00:49:24,480
SATA Night Live and get onto the Tonight Show. Even

899
00:49:24,519 --> 00:49:30,719
though that doesn't mean anything anymore, doesn't mean anything, they

900
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,920
still want that so that their dad approves of them.

901
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:37,000
So what I'm hearing is now, the New York City

902
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:41,199
comedy scene is dog shit. Not saying the comics aren't great,

903
00:49:41,519 --> 00:49:48,079
but it's wop dog shit, and the suburbs are where

904
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:52,400
real comedy is happening now. So where we see this

905
00:49:52,679 --> 00:49:56,880
Chicago now. The Comedy Bar is a great club. I

906
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,239
had a great time there. I had a lot of fun,

907
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,960
even though I was up against Notre Dame. Had a

908
00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,000
great time. By every show I do, there's a white

909
00:50:05,079 --> 00:50:07,800
chick who lectures me on comedy. She's either crying or

910
00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:11,000
yelling at me. Okay, but when they go out to Batavia,

911
00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:15,519
it's like I can just tee off. The Comedy Vault

912
00:50:15,599 --> 00:50:17,519
is a very special comedy club.

913
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:22,079
Speaker 3: It's taking comedians like local comedians are staying because it

914
00:50:22,199 --> 00:50:24,800
used to be like unless you move to New York

915
00:50:25,039 --> 00:50:28,679
or LA, you know, you weren't really advancing. Are you

916
00:50:28,719 --> 00:50:29,119
finding that.

917
00:50:29,239 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 2: You had to move to the big cities. Yes, but

918
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:35,880
that now it's not like that because of the social media,

919
00:50:35,960 --> 00:50:41,840
you can pop anywhere, right Yeah. So it's and people

920
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:43,400
like I'm gonna move to l A. I go. Why

921
00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:47,679
there's no stage time here. It's like it's all controlled

922
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,480
by CIA and all these fucking things. They got all

923
00:50:50,519 --> 00:50:53,599
their people in there. And again it's like, where do

924
00:50:53,679 --> 00:50:56,159
the outlaws go? When he says poor people what he

925
00:50:56,199 --> 00:50:59,320
means our outlaws? Where do the outlaws go? Where do

926
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,239
the people that? It's like, what's happening with the UFC

927
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:05,840
right now? It's so corporate it's gotten away from its

928
00:51:05,840 --> 00:51:09,159
outlaw days. What you would see was Chuck Ladell. Chuck

929
00:51:09,239 --> 00:51:12,280
Ladell was amazing, But was he like this super skilled

930
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:15,599
mixed martial artist. No. He just had dynamite in his

931
00:51:15,679 --> 00:51:18,880
hands and everyone loved watching him and knock motherfuckers out.

932
00:51:19,079 --> 00:51:21,000
He wasn't a jiu jitsu guy. He was in a

933
00:51:21,000 --> 00:51:23,320
ground and pound guy. Did we see a lot of kicks?

934
00:51:23,400 --> 00:51:25,599
Not a lot of kicks. It was just these heavy

935
00:51:25,599 --> 00:51:29,400
hamhowks and him knocking people out. It was outlaws shit.

936
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 3: It was styles too. It was a mix of style.

937
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,400
Now it's just all jiu jitsu. But it used to

938
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,280
be like, remember you would have a guy doing like

939
00:51:36,639 --> 00:51:38,880
I don't know, like wing jung or something like that,

940
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,559
and they would come in and try to do it,

941
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:41,719
and then you would that's.

942
00:51:41,719 --> 00:51:46,039
Speaker 2: Early I'm talking about.

943
00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:49,039
Speaker 3: I just wish that jiu jitsu. Jiu jitsu is just

944
00:51:49,079 --> 00:51:50,960
so so much better than all that other stuff.

945
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,559
Speaker 2: It's kind of starting to get phased out because everyone's

946
00:51:53,599 --> 00:51:56,760
good at it is amazing. I take it every year.

947
00:51:56,880 --> 00:51:59,079
Jiu Jitsu is fucking great if you're in a fucking

948
00:51:59,400 --> 00:52:02,199
There's this video of some kids in high school. Ones

949
00:52:02,239 --> 00:52:06,119
are like a twink white kid, and then and the

950
00:52:06,239 --> 00:52:08,519
other guy is a big black kid, and the big

951
00:52:08,559 --> 00:52:11,719
black kid keeps punching the little twin kid, and then

952
00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,599
the little twin kid's like, okay enough, and he takes

953
00:52:14,639 --> 00:52:16,760
them down in jiu jitsu's him and beats the shit

954
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:20,320
out of the big black guy. Because it's like most

955
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:22,199
of your fights go to ground if you have If

956
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:24,320
you have jiu jitsu and it's just one on one,

957
00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:27,880
you got chance. But in MMA now it's like you

958
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,239
gotta be great at everything and world class at something.

959
00:52:31,599 --> 00:52:34,559
They're now in they don't like the ground and pound anymore,

960
00:52:34,639 --> 00:52:38,079
even though that was a big part of what made

961
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:42,400
the UFC great. Now they just want to be kickboxing.

962
00:52:44,440 --> 00:52:47,280
Speaker 3: I'll love kickboxing, Don't get me wrong. Kickboxing is great, dude.

963
00:52:47,519 --> 00:52:51,400
Speaker 2: Every glory is fucking great, dude. One you ever see

964
00:52:51,480 --> 00:52:54,039
one clips where it's like it's it's a lot more

965
00:52:54,039 --> 00:52:57,440
striking than jiu jitsu, but it's filmed in like some

966
00:52:57,679 --> 00:53:01,199
fucking like it looks like a movie. It's film so beautifully.

967
00:53:01,800 --> 00:53:03,679
I don't know what's going on to UFC. It's like

968
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:07,239
once you bring in corporations, they start nickeling and diming everything.

969
00:53:07,559 --> 00:53:10,000
Like they just told the fighters they're not flying their

970
00:53:10,039 --> 00:53:12,239
people out. It's like, what the fuck are you doing?

971
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:15,840
You just got this giant deal in which Paramount okay,

972
00:53:16,039 --> 00:53:21,360
Rambi Zionist makes way too big an offer to the UFC.

973
00:53:21,760 --> 00:53:25,519
Rambi Zionist Okay, And we see this a lot right

974
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:30,360
where like Desionists overpay for shit like Barry Weiss, where

975
00:53:30,360 --> 00:53:33,280
she's getting five thousand views, she gets one point when

976
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:35,280
she gets one hundred and fifty million dollars. Do you

977
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:37,119
think all that goes to her or does it get

978
00:53:37,119 --> 00:53:39,400
redirected into Zionist programs.

979
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:43,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're right, that's what. Yeah, it gets redirected obviously.

980
00:53:44,239 --> 00:53:46,920
Speaker 2: And this is like kind of something I think that

981
00:53:47,039 --> 00:53:49,760
the Cloud forty three is on. I've said before, when

982
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:52,400
you get rid of pay per views, it takes away

983
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:56,079
to spec how special an event is. And yes, everybody

984
00:53:56,320 --> 00:54:00,440
was like pirrating it, like our boy Jason Tebow, but

985
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:02,679
it still seemed very special.

986
00:54:03,039 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 3: We got to do at our sports talk out.

987
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,519
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, when our one friend is available.

988
00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:12,280
Speaker 3: He's not doing anything, we'll find him, go get it, Johnny.

989
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,199
Speaker 2: You don't need to tell me that we're working around

990
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:16,679
a guy who has nothing to do schedule.

991
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:20,599
Speaker 3: So this is uh, this is him again, Spencer Pratt

992
00:54:20,639 --> 00:54:25,239
again wrecking these two clowns. This is talking they Karen

993
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:27,599
Bass had the nerve last week to go on air

994
00:54:28,119 --> 00:54:32,519
and say that Spencer Pratt was taking advantage of the

995
00:54:32,559 --> 00:54:36,039
fire victims and being emotionally manipulative when his whole house

996
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:37,679
burned down, you know, and he was in fear for

997
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:38,960
his parents, Moise.

998
00:54:39,079 --> 00:54:42,239
Speaker 2: That's why he came up with that video. That's why

999
00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:44,639
that video of him showing their mansions.

1000
00:54:44,639 --> 00:54:46,760
Speaker 3: That was actually after I think I think that was

1001
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:52,079
of course. Yeah, I think so, yeah, which is I mean,

1002
00:54:52,159 --> 00:54:54,519
just impossibly stupid on her part.

1003
00:54:54,800 --> 00:54:58,800
Speaker 7: Uh to the mayor of Karen Basses. The thousand firefighters

1004
00:54:59,159 --> 00:55:01,480
that were available, but there was no.

1005
00:55:01,199 --> 00:55:03,159
Speaker 3: This is the thing about him, man, he knows all

1006
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:06,480
the facts about the fires, like better than they do

1007
00:55:06,559 --> 00:55:09,519
because he's so intimately involved in these lawsuits that they

1008
00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:12,159
just can't get him on that shit. It's so he's

1009
00:55:12,199 --> 00:55:13,719
just so good at this part right here.

1010
00:55:13,599 --> 00:55:17,000
Speaker 7: Engines for them because of the seventeen million dollars that

1011
00:55:17,119 --> 00:55:20,280
Chief Crowley had asked the mayor for nine weeks before,

1012
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:24,079
and Mayor Karen Bass denied it. So they may have

1013
00:55:24,159 --> 00:55:27,119
been available, but they didn't have the equipment they needed.

1014
00:55:27,320 --> 00:55:30,920
Not to mention Janie quinnonas who Mayor Karen Bass put

1015
00:55:31,000 --> 00:55:34,880
into her position of power at the LADWP, she drained

1016
00:55:35,039 --> 00:55:39,039
both of these reservoirs that these firefighters needed to put

1017
00:55:39,079 --> 00:55:39,760
out these fires.

1018
00:55:39,800 --> 00:55:40,800
Speaker 2: A lot of people talk.

1019
00:55:40,679 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 7: About climate change and hurricane force winds. The winds and

1020
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:47,679
the curd policies never reached higher than forty miles per

1021
00:55:47,679 --> 00:55:50,880
hour for those first six hours. They didn't go above

1022
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:54,440
twenty seven miles per hour. So without those two reservoirs

1023
00:55:54,519 --> 00:55:58,039
filled with one hundred and seventeen million gallons and five

1024
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:01,079
million gallons these firefighters had can fly all the way

1025
00:56:01,119 --> 00:56:04,199
to Malibu and Encino to get water. So that, to

1026
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,679
me is the most dangerous thing that the mayor put

1027
00:56:07,760 --> 00:56:09,000
us up against.

1028
00:56:09,719 --> 00:56:11,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my whole thing is, like I wish you

1029
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,960
would have asked, Hey, Karen, why did you say the

1030
00:56:16,119 --> 00:56:20,400
day before the fires that you're leaving town. I wish

1031
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:24,280
you understand why. You'll know when you see it, what

1032
00:56:24,280 --> 00:56:27,400
are you talking about? What are you talking about? And

1033
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,039
you're just gonna explain it away because we all know

1034
00:56:30,199 --> 00:56:34,159
what you're talking about. We know exactly what you're talking about.

1035
00:56:34,440 --> 00:56:37,599
You want to take these family homes and turn them

1036
00:56:37,599 --> 00:56:42,159
into multiple resident housing. We know that you can see

1037
00:56:42,199 --> 00:56:44,440
here and deny it all you want. It's more than

1038
00:56:44,519 --> 00:56:48,159
obvious that that's what you're doing, Okay, And it's so

1039
00:56:48,679 --> 00:56:52,079
freaking obvious. And that's why, like I'm telling you, it

1040
00:56:52,159 --> 00:56:55,239
was so controlled because he never really dropped He dropped

1041
00:56:55,239 --> 00:56:57,760
hammers on them, but he could drop nukes even though

1042
00:56:57,800 --> 00:57:01,039
they're not real nukes on her if he had said

1043
00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:02,079
those things.

1044
00:57:01,880 --> 00:57:04,079
Speaker 3: One hundred percent, here's the proof of what you just said.

1045
00:57:04,079 --> 00:57:06,440
By the way, John Stossel did a quick video about

1046
00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:08,880
the rebuilding and the Palisades or lack thereof.

1047
00:57:09,559 --> 00:57:16,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, nearly the entire community of Pacific Palisades has been destroyed.

1048
00:57:16,519 --> 00:57:21,599
Speaker 11: Last year, wildfires destroyed more than ten thousand California homes.

1049
00:57:22,119 --> 00:57:26,920
Politicians said, we are one hundred percent committed to getting

1050
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,840
this neighborhood rebuilt again. The governor said his officials.

1051
00:57:31,239 --> 00:57:35,440
Speaker 2: Were responding to it at scale with efficiency.

1052
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,880
Speaker 11: Getting rid of bureaucratic obstacles.

1053
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:41,719
Speaker 6: To building, addressing building codes, addressing permitting issues, and moving

1054
00:57:41,800 --> 00:57:43,039
forward to rebuilding.

1055
00:57:43,239 --> 00:57:47,679
Speaker 11: So one year later or most of the homes being rebuilt, No,

1056
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:52,039
not even close. Only a handful have been fully rebuilt

1057
00:57:52,079 --> 00:57:56,280
so far. That's it out of more than ten thousand lost.

1058
00:57:56,719 --> 00:58:00,719
Why because California has two any rules.

1059
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 9: This is decades and decades of red tape.

1060
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:07,039
Speaker 11: Jim Cragg put sprinklers on his roof and was able

1061
00:58:07,079 --> 00:58:09,880
to save his and some of his neighbor's homes.

1062
00:58:10,159 --> 00:58:13,960
Speaker 9: The fourteen houses beneath me survived, and then below our

1063
00:58:14,039 --> 00:58:16,880
fourteen there's over a thousand houses gone, and we're trying

1064
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:19,519
to rescue what we can now.

1065
00:58:19,559 --> 00:58:22,920
Speaker 11: He runs a volunteer group that helps people navigate life

1066
00:58:23,039 --> 00:58:27,360
after the fire. He's frustrated that it still takes months

1067
00:58:27,719 --> 00:58:32,280
just to get permission to rebuild. What takes months, inefficiency

1068
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,559
takes months. Even those who do get permits and start

1069
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:37,840
rebuilding sometimes get stopped.

1070
00:58:38,199 --> 00:58:42,119
Speaker 9: You start building on that house and oops, there's a

1071
00:58:42,159 --> 00:58:45,440
permit issue. Do you shut down for five days? All

1072
00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,400
those trucks are waiting, all that lumber is waiting. There's

1073
00:58:48,519 --> 00:58:50,800
six thousand houses waiting behind you.

1074
00:58:51,119 --> 00:58:54,599
Speaker 2: When we find a problem, we address it somehow.

1075
00:58:54,639 --> 00:58:58,159
Speaker 11: Mayor Bass thinks she's simplified the permit process.

1076
00:58:58,400 --> 00:59:03,440
Speaker 12: We have waved put aside, suspended so we can get

1077
00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:06,239
through the permitting process in record speed.

1078
00:59:06,519 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 11: Record speed must not mean much in politics, because homeowners

1079
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:15,119
still have to complete this mountain of paperwork. These are

1080
00:59:15,159 --> 00:59:18,760
the permits you need to rebuild. There's the Green Building

1081
00:59:18,840 --> 00:59:22,960
Code Form GRN three. It must be completed prior to

1082
00:59:23,239 --> 00:59:28,760
final inspection. Water closet rules, a waste management plan, information

1083
00:59:28,840 --> 00:59:33,199
about state solar energy and incentive programs must be provided.

1084
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,440
The rules seem endless. It goes on and on.

1085
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:40,960
Speaker 9: There are thousands of people who are traumatized, and they're

1086
00:59:41,000 --> 00:59:44,320
being handed that stack, and they're being told learn this,

1087
00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:47,280
figure it out. Master this. By the way, if you

1088
00:59:47,400 --> 00:59:49,639
mess up on this, you may end up losing fifty

1089
00:59:49,719 --> 00:59:52,440
or one hundred thousand dollars. It's scary.

1090
00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:57,920
Speaker 11: Because it's so scary, most people haven't even applied for permits.

1091
00:59:57,480 --> 01:00:00,960
Speaker 9: Correct financially, it doesn't make sense to try. This is

1092
01:00:01,000 --> 01:00:04,920
something that you could ruin your family, even worse than

1093
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:07,639
what just happened in the fire. Yet the mayor still

1094
01:00:07,719 --> 01:00:08,559
says this.

1095
01:00:08,800 --> 01:00:10,920
Speaker 2: Is actually pretty quick.

1096
01:00:11,199 --> 01:00:14,280
Speaker 9: It doesn't feel pretty quick for that family that's living

1097
01:00:14,320 --> 01:00:14,840
in a hotel.

1098
01:00:15,000 --> 01:00:20,119
Speaker 11: Not quickly is the fucking communists bureaucrats may have made

1099
01:00:20,159 --> 01:00:22,679
the fire wars by draining a reservoir.

1100
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:24,280
Speaker 2: There's no water in the palatinate.

1101
01:00:24,880 --> 01:00:27,000
Speaker 13: There's no water coming out of the fire hydrant.

1102
01:00:27,079 --> 01:00:29,920
Speaker 9: Fire hydrants. Some of them worked, most of them didn't.

1103
01:00:30,039 --> 01:00:31,760
The reservoir was empty.

1104
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:35,039
Speaker 1: The one hundred and seventeen million gallon reservoir above Pacific

1105
01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:38,159
Palisades had been empty for maintenance for most of the year.

1106
01:00:38,280 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 11: Officials say they had to repair the reservoir cover, but.

1107
01:00:42,119 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 2: The repair took months to schedule and the work still

1108
01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:46,119
hasn't started.

1109
01:00:46,320 --> 01:00:48,760
Speaker 11: In addition, Los Angeles County.

1110
01:00:48,519 --> 01:00:51,840
Speaker 1: Would not allow firefighters to use heavy machinery in places

1111
01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:54,000
with protected plants or cultural sites.

1112
01:00:54,159 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 11: Now, fire victims claim California officials.

1113
01:00:57,400 --> 01:01:00,480
Speaker 2: Told Cruise they could not use chainsaws to car about

1114
01:01:00,559 --> 01:01:04,559
conteinment lines because it would endanger protected plant species.

1115
01:01:04,599 --> 01:01:08,679
Speaker 11: And if that wasn't bad enough, they're still charging property tax. Yes,

1116
01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:11,960
empty lots have to pay two thirds of what they

1117
01:01:12,039 --> 01:01:12,559
used to pay.

1118
01:01:12,639 --> 01:01:14,440
Speaker 9: It's frankly a slap in the face.

1119
01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:17,199
Speaker 11: Last year, mayorbas admitted.

1120
01:01:17,079 --> 01:01:21,920
Speaker 12: There is dysfunctional levels of government everywhere, so it isn't

1121
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:24,119
anything particular to Los Angeles.

1122
01:01:24,239 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 11: She's right about that, but I think Los Angeles is

1123
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:28,880
probably worse.

1124
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:31,679
Speaker 2: Dude, did you hear that last part.

1125
01:01:31,719 --> 01:01:33,519
Speaker 3: That's how they're gonna end up owning all these houses

1126
01:01:33,679 --> 01:01:37,000
people were paid, Yes, two thirds of property tax still

1127
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:40,119
that they were before, just to not even have a

1128
01:01:40,159 --> 01:01:41,639
house to live in a hotel.

1129
01:01:42,199 --> 01:01:46,639
Speaker 2: Oh it's yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, it's like absolutely

1130
01:01:46,920 --> 01:01:48,039
fucking retarded.

1131
01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:51,079
Speaker 3: If the absolutely.

1132
01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 2: Retarding, If these dumb people are out here, nobody likes her.

1133
01:01:53,880 --> 01:02:00,800
I don't like this dumb these dumb motherfuckers. They keep like,

1134
01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:04,679
it's all these fake polls, Johnny, They're all fake polls.

1135
01:02:04,960 --> 01:02:08,679
I believe they're all fake poles. There are we won't do.

1136
01:02:09,119 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 3: There are a lot of dumb people in LA. Let's

1137
01:02:11,960 --> 01:02:12,440
be honest.

1138
01:02:13,400 --> 01:02:16,679
Speaker 2: There's a lot of dumb people in LA. One percent.

1139
01:02:16,800 --> 01:02:18,280
Speaker 3: Most of them seem to vote.

1140
01:02:19,599 --> 01:02:21,639
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, well they vote with their hearts because they're

1141
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:25,400
fucking retards. And I don't give a shit if everyone's

1142
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:29,760
upset me saying that they're freaking retards. I freaking hate

1143
01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:32,800
them and they can all kiss my ass. I'm sorry, dude,

1144
01:02:32,800 --> 01:02:36,400
It's like, really sad at how bad this is. You

1145
01:02:36,440 --> 01:02:39,800
know what I'm saying. It's just unbelievable, dude, I'll fight.

1146
01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:43,480
I mean, it's just disgusting that this these this woman

1147
01:02:44,519 --> 01:02:49,840
hasn't even lived in LA for fucking more than six years.

1148
01:02:50,480 --> 01:02:52,840
She knows La. What are you talking about?

1149
01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:56,119
Speaker 3: I saw somebody saying that that it's ridiculous that anybody

1150
01:02:56,119 --> 01:02:59,280
would vote for Spencer Pratt who doesn't have experience running

1151
01:02:59,320 --> 01:03:02,159
the government, running the government what into the ground, because

1152
01:03:02,199 --> 01:03:05,039
that's what they have experience in Karen Bass and Nathia

1153
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:07,519
Raman have done nothing but to screw up the city.

1154
01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:10,519
Is that good? Is that experience that's helpful? Because I

1155
01:03:10,559 --> 01:03:12,880
would rather have somebody who just doesn't know how to

1156
01:03:12,960 --> 01:03:14,960
run the thing and and can't run it. So then

1157
01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,280
it grinds to a halt because government seems only to

1158
01:03:17,320 --> 01:03:20,880
be good in the California at destroying the city that

1159
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:21,440
it governs.

1160
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:21,920
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

1161
01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,719
Speaker 3: It's so it's so disappointing. You know, it's not disappointing.

1162
01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:26,400
Sam is fast growing trees our friends.

1163
01:03:26,559 --> 01:03:29,480
Speaker 2: I know I love them. We could use them in California.

1164
01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:32,480
Speaker 3: I know you got your beautiful hydrangeas in your yard.

1165
01:03:32,519 --> 01:03:35,599
I know you put them around Pollyanna's grave, and I

1166
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believe these are the ones you have right here at

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Dana sotam to me the other day, the endless summer,

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original reblooming hydrangea. What a what an interesting word? Hydrangea. Yeah,

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they don't just have hydrangees. They have so much. Did

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a clementine tree that arrived in perfect shape, and I have,

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with the help of their advice on their website, been

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keeping it alive despite the fact that I don't exactly

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have a green thumb. It's like a local nursery, but

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it's anywhere you live, and they do this great thing

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every step of the way. Again, I got a clementine

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I love it. I know Sam's got those hydranges that

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are beautiful growing in his yard. They are absolutely thriving.

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We're big fans of Fast Growing Trees, and I've heard

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that the folks at Fast Growing Trees are fans of

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Sam Tripoli. Sam. I've confirmed that via email. I talk

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to really yeah, and they are Sam Tripoli fanned.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe they love me but hate you. That's

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so sad, john I'm sorry about that.

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Speaker 3: Well, they just said they were fans. I assume they

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met you.

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Speaker 2: No, they love all of us, and particularly act she

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because he's he comes from gardening people.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's yeah, that touche. Right now, they have a

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Speaker 2: WHOA, Johnny, that's great to see.

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01:06:31,760 --> 01:06:33,320
Speaker 3: Love those guys, So that's a great idea for it.

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Speaker 2: I love them, dude, I love them. I wish them

1225
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,920
nothing but happiness. I'm so happy they're fans of both

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01:06:39,000 --> 01:06:42,079
mine and yours and Xavier Guerrero.

1227
01:06:42,639 --> 01:06:45,519
Speaker 3: You want to share your dates while I exit and

1228
01:06:45,719 --> 01:06:47,719
reboot this thing because I'm getting choppy here.

1229
01:06:48,199 --> 01:06:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I would like to do that, but you

1230
01:06:50,320 --> 01:06:50,960
won't let me.

1231
01:06:51,639 --> 01:06:54,719
Speaker 3: I'll let you. Sam. You're the one. You're secretly in

1232
01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,400
charge of this whole show, even though you.

1233
01:06:56,360 --> 01:07:00,559
Speaker 2: Say I am not. Nobody is in charge exception Johnny Woodard,

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Holy champion.

1235
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Speaker 3: Are you going to bring it up for you to

1236
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:03,440
bring up?

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01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:06,599
Speaker 2: I'm bringing it up right now, Johnny. Okay, go Samtripley

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dot com. We got some great dates coming for your

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Store May eighteenth. Come here all the words being said

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that I'm shooting my special on May twenty second. Then

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Coast Samaica Mesa, Albuquerque, Austin again for the for the

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thousandth Saint Petersburg for Joke World Comedy Festival. Honored to

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be a part of such an amazing inaugural festival. Lawrence, Kansas, Tulsa, Oklahoma,

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New Orleans, Louisiana for Skankfest and then closing out in Austin.

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More dates to come, and then if you love me

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and I know you do, check out my new comedy special.

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That's right, everybody, that's right. I'll know how I lost

1249
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one hundred views on this thing. It had eight point

1250
01:07:53,280 --> 01:07:57,920
five yesterday, now has eight point four. Why YouTube, won't

1251
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you let daddy dance? It's unbelievable, dude. Just go to

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YouTube dot com slash Sam Triple Comedy and check out

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my new special. The word is out and people love it.

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Speaker 3: Do me to take that drops May second out of

1255
01:08:13,920 --> 01:08:16,960
the title. I can take that out for you. No,

1256
01:08:17,039 --> 01:08:19,279
you can't, drops May second in the title.

1257
01:08:19,840 --> 01:08:22,439
Speaker 2: I'll to put on that word war Debate, big news coming.

1258
01:08:22,720 --> 01:08:25,800
People are excited. We're so excited. This thing's about the

1259
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:28,479
kick off, dude, and then the word war Debate. We're

1260
01:08:28,560 --> 01:08:31,800
just contender series. We're just getting the date to it.

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So let's fucking go, dude, Word Wardebate dot com.

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Speaker 3: I'm excited, My baby, my baby, Are you excited? Johnny,

1263
01:08:40,920 --> 01:08:43,239
did you did you see that beaver? Yeah, I'm excited.

1264
01:08:43,279 --> 01:08:47,840
Did you see that beaver just going yolo and attacking people? No,

1265
01:08:48,000 --> 01:08:53,199
show me that it's in Jersey, dude. They said it's rabid,

1266
01:08:53,239 --> 01:08:55,079
but I don't. I mean, I don't know if it is.

1267
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:57,279
I heard beaver's are just territorial, is what people are

1268
01:08:57,279 --> 01:08:59,640
tweeting at me. But check this out. This beaver is

1269
01:08:59,640 --> 01:09:01,680
going out for like a kid and a dog, and all.

1270
01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:12,239
Speaker 2: These people are attacked by a beaver. I can't see

1271
01:09:12,520 --> 01:09:13,840
what's he doing attacking the.

1272
01:09:13,840 --> 01:09:23,319
Speaker 3: Dog is attacking everybody.

1273
01:09:19,199 --> 01:09:19,279
Speaker 2: Ye.

1274
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:25,880
Speaker 3: Dogs are so brave here.

1275
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:28,680
Speaker 2: Especially little dogs. Talk mad ship.

1276
01:09:32,600 --> 01:09:34,119
Speaker 3: Look it comes back for more too.

1277
01:09:34,199 --> 01:09:36,520
Speaker 2: It wants all get attacked by a beaver.

1278
01:09:38,079 --> 01:09:40,760
Speaker 3: That was great rabbit ravid beaver attack.

1279
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,880
Speaker 2: They say a lot of beaver's out there, Johnny, I

1280
01:09:43,920 --> 01:09:49,479
went saw I went saw Michael Jackson movie with the kids,

1281
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:53,560
and it was so funny because it's sold up it

1282
01:09:53,560 --> 01:09:56,520
it's a kid's movie. It's a kid's movie you can

1283
01:09:56,560 --> 01:10:00,159
watch with your kids, because I mentioned which means when

1284
01:10:00,199 --> 01:10:03,880
you're under thirteen, you need a parent's permission. And I

1285
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,119
was with them. Me and Dana brought ghosts Ninja to

1286
01:10:07,199 --> 01:10:11,119
go watch Michael Jackson, and I loved it. It was great.

1287
01:10:11,199 --> 01:10:13,359
I mean, people, look, you didn't talk about any of

1288
01:10:13,359 --> 01:10:15,520
the crazy, So I'm like, yeah, because they wanted as

1289
01:10:15,560 --> 01:10:17,680
many people to come as possible, and the only way

1290
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:20,479
to do that is to have kids. Make a kid friendly.

1291
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,239
And my kids don't need to know about all the

1292
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:26,720
allegations because they listen. I'm gonna tell you something, Johnny,

1293
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:29,800
in about thirty years, no one will be talking about

1294
01:10:29,800 --> 01:10:32,560
the Joe Rogan experience. He's the Johnny Carson of today.

1295
01:10:32,880 --> 01:10:35,399
It's just the nature thing. Nobody talks about Johnny Carson.

1296
01:10:36,039 --> 01:10:37,920
When was the last time anyone talked about Johnny Carson

1297
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:40,760
before this conversation. It's just the nature of the biz, right,

1298
01:10:41,439 --> 01:10:43,640
We're just out with the old, in with the new.

1299
01:10:43,920 --> 01:10:47,239
The only thing that will last forever, I swear is

1300
01:10:47,359 --> 01:10:51,279
Michael Jackson. We were at the movie theater and there

1301
01:10:51,279 --> 01:10:54,399
were kids everywhere. They were loving it.

1302
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:58,199
Speaker 3: Dude, do you think, well, was there any like even

1303
01:10:58,239 --> 01:11:01,399
a wink, like a nod to the weirdness around him?

1304
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 2: Like? The only thing they make a NodD too, is

1305
01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:06,560
that he had he started to get addicted to painkillers.

1306
01:11:07,359 --> 01:11:10,119
Speaker 3: Did they have mcaulay culkin, like somebody playing McCaulay culkin

1307
01:11:10,159 --> 01:11:10,920
in there being his.

1308
01:11:10,840 --> 01:11:14,600
Speaker 2: Little It was his greatest hits.

1309
01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:16,600
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that?

1310
01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 2: Now?

1311
01:11:17,079 --> 01:11:19,600
Speaker 3: Now, Michael Jackson apparently openly admits this, but have you

1312
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:23,640
ever seen Bob Fosse in that The Little Prince film?

1313
01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:27,359
And how basically MJ just jacked this guy's moves. Now,

1314
01:11:27,359 --> 01:11:30,199
he jacked the moves from somebody else, but he's this

1315
01:11:30,279 --> 01:11:32,560
is the movie I think it's called The Little Prince

1316
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:37,359
and it's just Michael Jackson's move Dude, look at the

1317
01:11:37,439 --> 01:11:40,840
I'm not gonna yeah, it's just he's playing a snake.

1318
01:11:40,880 --> 01:11:43,880
If you don't know, he's playing a snake. And in

1319
01:11:43,920 --> 01:11:47,720
the movie he's like talking about like, I mean, that's

1320
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:49,359
just MJ. Right there, isn't it? Look at that?

1321
01:11:49,520 --> 01:11:49,600
Speaker 2: Ye?

1322
01:11:50,199 --> 01:11:56,359
Speaker 13: Yeah, all the stuff, the kick yup, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.

1323
01:11:56,520 --> 01:11:58,840
Speaker 3: Now, Bob Fossey is a legendary you know, he's a dancer,

1324
01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,560
a great dancer.

1325
01:12:00,800 --> 01:12:05,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob false feels about it because I'd be like, dude,

1326
01:12:05,760 --> 01:12:11,039
that's great. He gets around with Michael Jackson blew up

1327
01:12:11,079 --> 01:12:12,239
and doing all this stuff.

1328
01:12:12,279 --> 01:12:13,880
Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't think he's around now,

1329
01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,359
it's what I'm.

1330
01:12:14,479 --> 01:12:17,119
Speaker 2: But it's just so had he ever commented on it?

1331
01:12:18,199 --> 01:12:20,760
Speaker 3: Let's see it. So Johnny died in eighty seven, so

1332
01:12:20,800 --> 01:12:22,680
he's been he's been gone a while.

1333
01:12:24,159 --> 01:12:26,800
Speaker 2: So we go to the movie, right, we go to

1334
01:12:26,840 --> 01:12:31,359
the movie once again, black people vulture culture and white

1335
01:12:31,399 --> 01:12:34,319
people's stuff. We always hear it the other way around.

1336
01:12:34,399 --> 01:12:38,520
It's like, no the N word and moon walk or

1337
01:12:38,560 --> 01:12:44,720
white people shit. Okay, just understand that. So so, so

1338
01:12:44,880 --> 01:12:46,680
we're trying to go to the movie. You know, the

1339
01:12:46,760 --> 01:12:49,760
kids are staying over the weekend, so we try to

1340
01:12:49,760 --> 01:12:51,840
find one and the only movie theater that had any

1341
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:55,359
seats left was four D. And if you don't know

1342
01:12:55,359 --> 01:12:59,199
what four D, wow, Yeah, there were no Well we

1343
01:12:59,439 --> 01:13:01,279
not only did we need four seats, but we need

1344
01:13:01,279 --> 01:13:04,960
four seats near each other. So there are movie theaters

1345
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,159
where you have one seat here, one seat over there,

1346
01:13:07,239 --> 01:13:07,800
one seat.

1347
01:13:07,640 --> 01:13:11,079
Speaker 3: Over pack and it's been out like two weeks now, right,

1348
01:13:11,279 --> 01:13:12,399
or is this the second.

1349
01:13:12,279 --> 01:13:15,359
Speaker 2: It was packed? It was this one. This one was

1350
01:13:15,399 --> 01:13:19,239
in full because the tickets were so expensive. But it's like,

1351
01:13:19,319 --> 01:13:20,720
I gotta get these kids out of the house. They

1352
01:13:20,720 --> 01:13:24,960
gotta do something, So we take them to the movie theater.

1353
01:13:25,439 --> 01:13:27,640
So do you know what four D is, Johnny, Yes,

1354
01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:27,880
I do.

1355
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,239
Speaker 3: It's where the seats rumble and they like blow it out.

1356
01:13:31,399 --> 01:13:34,479
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well I didn't know what that meant. I

1357
01:13:34,520 --> 01:13:36,680
just thought it was in like three D with glasses

1358
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:39,199
and something like that. So we we take them to

1359
01:13:39,279 --> 01:13:41,640
the movie theater. We get there a little late, but

1360
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:45,079
there's so many movie trailers that we got their rate

1361
01:13:45,119 --> 01:13:46,800
in time, so we called it three movies.

1362
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,760
Speaker 3: They't even put it on the ticket now at AMC, Hey,

1363
01:13:49,840 --> 01:13:51,880
you can show up thirty minutes late because we're playing

1364
01:13:52,199 --> 01:13:53,279
a ton of hats.

1365
01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're running them all. But the problem with this

1366
01:13:57,039 --> 01:14:00,199
is that Michael Jackson is one movie, but all all

1367
01:14:00,319 --> 01:14:03,680
the all. Because it's such a huge hit, they're putting

1368
01:14:03,720 --> 01:14:09,680
their biggest action films before it. Right, interesting and right.

1369
01:14:10,159 --> 01:14:12,640
So so we get there and I don't even know what.

1370
01:14:12,920 --> 01:14:16,640
We sit down. It's all action films and literally our

1371
01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:22,439
seats are like. Ghosts is freaking out. She's like, make

1372
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:26,880
it stop. I hate this. Ninja is loving it. She's like, ah,

1373
01:14:27,239 --> 01:14:31,319
giggle monster comes out, and giggle monsters. When giggle Monsters out,

1374
01:14:31,319 --> 01:14:34,479
we're all in for a run here. Giggle Monsters loving it.

1375
01:14:35,319 --> 01:14:39,800
Ghosts is like I'm like, calm down. I'm like, get

1376
01:14:39,840 --> 01:14:41,359
off the seat if you don't like it.

1377
01:14:42,079 --> 01:14:44,800
Speaker 3: My daughter like, you went quiet on me? Can you

1378
01:14:44,840 --> 01:14:45,119
hear me?

1379
01:14:46,000 --> 01:14:46,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can hear you.

1380
01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,600
Speaker 3: Can you you went mute on me? So I don't

1381
01:14:49,880 --> 01:14:52,159
don't mean it's yeah, you're not making sound. It says

1382
01:14:52,159 --> 01:14:57,560
down there, Uh, you might need to did you? Can

1383
01:14:57,560 --> 01:15:00,199
you guys hear Sam?

1384
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:01,600
Speaker 2: Can you guys hear me?

1385
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:06,600
Speaker 3: Give it? Give a chat a second to catch up

1386
01:15:06,640 --> 01:15:08,079
because I just can't hear you, and I don't know

1387
01:15:08,079 --> 01:15:10,039
if they can or not. Can you guys hear Sam?

1388
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:16,199
Speaker 2: Yes? We can all hear your audio sucks.

1389
01:15:16,479 --> 01:15:17,079
Speaker 3: Let me just guy.

1390
01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:21,279
Speaker 2: So it was like he man. It was like every

1391
01:15:21,439 --> 01:15:25,279
like action film coming out. I mean, dude, we thought

1392
01:15:25,359 --> 01:15:27,560
I thought we were in an earthquake. It was like, ah.

1393
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:31,520
My dad was like like itself. Like my daughter, it

1394
01:15:32,119 --> 01:15:36,079
watches movies like she's at the Magic Johnson movie theater

1395
01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:38,800
and what am I talking about black people talking? My

1396
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:41,640
daughter talks so loud in the movies. I'm like, you

1397
01:15:41,720 --> 01:15:46,359
can't talk in the movie. Shuh shush. And it was

1398
01:15:46,479 --> 01:15:52,720
really funny. It was really say say say what you want,

1399
01:15:53,159 --> 01:16:00,359
but don't leave me. If dude, do do what do

1400
01:16:00,399 --> 01:16:06,359
you want? But where is Johnny? Dude, Johnny, why are

1401
01:16:06,399 --> 01:16:13,119
you gone so long? It's unbelievable. Anyways, so I'm back.

1402
01:16:13,279 --> 01:16:17,279
I'm sorry, so Johnny. So anyways, So, I mean, they're

1403
01:16:17,319 --> 01:16:21,439
just getting rocks. And it was just one fucking trailer

1404
01:16:21,479 --> 01:16:23,479
after another. And my daughter's happened to me.

1405
01:16:23,640 --> 01:16:25,960
Speaker 3: I went to see Transformers with my nephew and they

1406
01:16:25,960 --> 01:16:28,960
played the Aliens trailer and he was just he was

1407
01:16:29,000 --> 01:16:30,600
totally so freaked out. Man. He turned to me and

1408
01:16:30,600 --> 01:16:31,760
he's like, oh, Johnny.

1409
01:16:31,479 --> 01:16:35,399
Speaker 2: I'm scared. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, why are you doing

1410
01:16:35,479 --> 01:16:41,319
Michael Jackson movies with action film trailers? Crazy? Like he man,

1411
01:16:41,399 --> 01:16:44,359
I forget every action film you could was just like

1412
01:16:44,479 --> 01:16:47,880
jumping around. So anyways, what was cool about the four

1413
01:16:48,000 --> 01:16:52,039
D is like whenever there was snow, dude, all this

1414
01:16:52,199 --> 01:16:55,479
confetti came down. It was really cool. Dana thought it

1415
01:16:55,520 --> 01:16:58,880
was like some kind of hologram or something. She's like,

1416
01:16:58,960 --> 01:17:01,279
is that part is that real? Like, oh yeah, dude,

1417
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:04,800
it's it's it's it's snowing on us right now. But

1418
01:17:04,840 --> 01:17:06,960
it's weird because like if there was rain, you'd get

1419
01:17:07,000 --> 01:17:10,359
hit with like miss behind you. And then if you

1420
01:17:10,399 --> 01:17:14,279
were about that. Yeah, I mean like they should tell you, hey,

1421
01:17:14,319 --> 01:17:16,680
if you're bringing kids, it's gonna be an earthquake in here.

1422
01:17:18,840 --> 01:17:20,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all right, especially, I mean some kids just

1423
01:17:20,960 --> 01:17:22,039
don't like that kind of thing.

1424
01:17:22,680 --> 01:17:26,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter Ghosts did not like it. She was

1425
01:17:26,239 --> 01:17:28,600
ready to go home. I'm like, we're gonna watch this movie.

1426
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,840
I paid a ton of money to see this. That

1427
01:17:30,960 --> 01:17:37,520
has well, especially in four D, which nobody wants. They're like, dude,

1428
01:17:37,560 --> 01:17:39,600
how fun is this? It's like nobody wants this?

1429
01:17:40,039 --> 01:17:43,159
Speaker 3: What how much of like thirty dollars a ticket or

1430
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:46,680
something insaying like that, like twenty eight Yeah, it's a

1431
01:17:46,760 --> 01:17:52,000
take a scam. Such such a scam, you know.

1432
01:17:52,199 --> 01:17:56,520
Speaker 2: So anyways, it was very funny because there's a scene

1433
01:17:56,640 --> 01:18:00,319
where I'm not gonna give away the movie. It's you

1434
01:18:00,319 --> 01:18:01,399
already know the story, but.

1435
01:18:02,119 --> 01:18:02,560
Speaker 3: I don't care.

1436
01:18:02,600 --> 01:18:06,119
Speaker 2: They really make Joe Jackson the bad guy, like really bad,

1437
01:18:06,560 --> 01:18:09,520
like really bad, like he's a giant piece of shit.

1438
01:18:10,039 --> 01:18:13,399
Yeah he was a piece of shit, but they make

1439
01:18:13,479 --> 01:18:17,920
him really bad. But there's scenes where he whips young

1440
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:21,079
Michael Jackson and it was like, it's not funny. But

1441
01:18:21,119 --> 01:18:25,319
the funny part was that every time he whipped Michael Jackson.

1442
01:18:25,319 --> 01:18:27,239
I would turn the ghost go and see Dad's not

1443
01:18:27,319 --> 01:18:31,479
that bad. You got a good dad. And then then

1444
01:18:31,840 --> 01:18:33,840
then I would pull my shirt up and show my

1445
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:37,680
belt and be just go just no, just no, daddy

1446
01:18:37,720 --> 01:18:39,319
has a belt too. Okay.

1447
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:43,319
Speaker 3: That used to be the thing, man, Oh yeah, back,

1448
01:18:43,640 --> 01:18:45,720
go out and pick your switch was the thing they

1449
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:47,399
used to say when I was a kid. You know,

1450
01:18:47,439 --> 01:18:49,119
it's like, I'm gonna make you a pick a switch

1451
01:18:50,439 --> 01:18:51,079
my dad.

1452
01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:53,720
Speaker 2: My parents never beat me, but man, one time I

1453
01:18:53,880 --> 01:18:56,319
beat the shit out of my brother because he's being

1454
01:18:56,359 --> 01:18:59,880
a fucking knucklehead, and my dad came home and grabbed

1455
01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:03,800
me and literally threw me across the room. I'm like, okay, lesson,

1456
01:19:03,880 --> 01:19:08,439
learn did it again? No? Well, I always beat the

1457
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,760
shall my brother. I always told you we'd make up

1458
01:19:10,760 --> 01:19:15,479
fake wrestling belts. We would be like, I'd be like Jason.

1459
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:20,000
Jason would be like w oh T World Champion, and

1460
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:22,720
then I would beat his ass and I'd be like, no,

1461
01:19:23,800 --> 01:19:30,920
w oh D World Champion belts. I just strip themove

1462
01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:33,600
his belts right instantly.

1463
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,600
Speaker 3: Were you a bad brother?

1464
01:19:38,239 --> 01:19:40,279
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't a bad brother. We would just have

1465
01:19:40,399 --> 01:19:42,359
wrestling moments and I would just whoop his.

1466
01:19:42,439 --> 01:19:45,319
Speaker 3: Ass, just destroy him. Yeah, so funny.

1467
01:19:45,319 --> 01:19:47,399
Speaker 2: And that was funny because later on my brother, you know,

1468
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:50,880
you ever hear the story where like they train baby

1469
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,800
elephants to feel like they can't get off from the rope,

1470
01:19:54,279 --> 01:19:56,680
so when they're giant to put a rope around. That's

1471
01:19:56,680 --> 01:19:58,640
what happened with my brother. I beat his ass so

1472
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:03,800
much that later on I ecologically have them beat so terrible.

1473
01:20:03,920 --> 01:20:07,039
Dude occasionally get in my face and I would just

1474
01:20:07,079 --> 01:20:09,039
be like, do you want to lose another belt dog,

1475
01:20:09,199 --> 01:20:12,880
because I will whoop your ass again. You want to

1476
01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:16,800
talk about I'm the older brother. I'm the older brother.

1477
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:21,079
My brother is genetically superior to me. He's smarter, he's

1478
01:20:21,119 --> 01:20:24,760
more athletic, he has a bigger dick like my brother is,

1479
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:29,039
Like he's a better bowler, better golfer, can work with people,

1480
01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:32,399
can work in an office. My brother is much more

1481
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:37,479
superior than me. But I still beat that ass. Beating

1482
01:20:37,520 --> 01:20:38,079
that ass.

1483
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:41,880
Speaker 3: Traumatizing children. Did you see Trump had a bunch of

1484
01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:44,800
kids in the Oval office, And this is why he

1485
01:20:44,880 --> 01:20:46,960
started talking to them about a bunch of like what

1486
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:49,399
would you say, There's like that girl on the left,

1487
01:20:49,399 --> 01:20:51,960
there is probably like seven and.

1488
01:20:53,399 --> 01:20:54,159
Speaker 2: Eight years old.

1489
01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,279
Speaker 3: That girl, that little girl on the left there that oh.

1490
01:20:57,199 --> 01:20:59,720
Speaker 2: That little girl, yeah, she's probably like six.

1491
01:21:00,079 --> 01:21:01,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that, right, and then the girl on

1492
01:21:01,560 --> 01:21:03,720
the right is probably like eight, and then the kid. Yeah,

1493
01:21:04,119 --> 01:21:06,520
children though, to be clear, and this is why he

1494
01:21:06,560 --> 01:21:07,960
starts talking to them about.

1495
01:21:08,039 --> 01:21:10,920
Speaker 14: We just broke every record and now we're going to

1496
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:13,319
take a hit because we have to make a journey

1497
01:21:13,359 --> 01:21:16,119
down to Iran to take the nuclear weapon. They would

1498
01:21:16,119 --> 01:21:20,079
have had a nuclear weapon and within two weeks, remember

1499
01:21:20,079 --> 01:21:23,039
we sent that beautiful be two bomber in and we

1500
01:21:24,000 --> 01:21:28,479
blew up their nuclear potential. It was obliterated. For those

1501
01:21:28,560 --> 01:21:32,960
that are not aware.

1502
01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,000
Speaker 2: Party wishes, there was no we wouldn't let him, Like,

1503
01:21:35,039 --> 01:21:36,560
we couldn't enjoyed this guy.

1504
01:21:37,439 --> 01:21:40,399
Speaker 3: There's part of me that yeah, it's the called all

1505
01:21:40,479 --> 01:21:42,119
of me it which is there was no Epstein.

1506
01:21:42,199 --> 01:21:44,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, I mean like of course, I mean like

1507
01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,199
we wanted to come out so we know who the

1508
01:21:46,239 --> 01:21:49,920
scumbags are, right, but like I wish we didn't he

1509
01:21:49,960 --> 01:21:54,600
didn't have the scandal so we could enjoy how insane

1510
01:21:54,640 --> 01:21:55,039
he is.

1511
01:21:56,399 --> 01:21:59,039
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, you're how insane. It's to be clear,

1512
01:21:59,119 --> 01:22:01,439
it's just I just don't support him.

1513
01:22:01,840 --> 01:22:02,279
Speaker 2: It's uh.

1514
01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:05,399
Speaker 3: You can enjoy him being insane without supporting him, I think,

1515
01:22:05,399 --> 01:22:08,479
and I totally enjoy when he starts ranting to children

1516
01:22:08,520 --> 01:22:10,680
about how he saved them from nuclear holocaust.

1517
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:13,279
Speaker 2: You know they're gonna get a clear bomb. They're gonna

1518
01:22:13,359 --> 01:22:16,680
kill you. Your parents will probably die horrible down two

1519
01:22:16,680 --> 01:22:19,760
weeks away, two weeks away. And I just went in

1520
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,800
there and I just stopped it, because I'm the greatest

1521
01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:25,840
president of all time. Beautiful, the beautiful be two bomber,

1522
01:22:26,840 --> 01:22:28,760
the bait were send in this B two bomber. It

1523
01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:32,920
just kills everybody. Children, women, they're all dead. And you

1524
01:22:32,920 --> 01:22:36,800
don't have to worry about that because you live in America.

1525
01:22:38,239 --> 01:22:40,560
But it was a very important thing.

1526
01:22:40,760 --> 01:22:45,119
Speaker 14: So we would have had a and I ran with

1527
01:22:45,159 --> 01:22:48,439
a nuclear weapon, and maybe we wouldn't all be here

1528
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,319
right now. I can tell you the Middle East would

1529
01:22:50,359 --> 01:22:52,760
have been gone, Israel would have been gone, and they

1530
01:22:52,800 --> 01:22:55,600
would have trained their sights on Europe first and then us.

1531
01:22:56,439 --> 01:23:01,600
Speaker 2: Because it's just it's just your grand all ranting about

1532
01:23:01,600 --> 01:23:05,399
the colors. He got, all these colors. They're everywhere. They're

1533
01:23:05,479 --> 01:23:08,840
dating my daughters, my granddaughters. I don't like it. I know,

1534
01:23:08,920 --> 01:23:11,479
I'm old, but I'm just is anyone listening to me?

1535
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:13,720
Why am I rocking in his chair by myself?

1536
01:23:14,600 --> 01:23:17,039
Speaker 3: I love that he goes into this lower register to

1537
01:23:17,199 --> 01:23:18,600
to talk to the kids, or that he kind of

1538
01:23:18,600 --> 01:23:21,079
gets quieter, you know, like because he's talking to children,

1539
01:23:21,079 --> 01:23:22,640
you know, I can tell them crazy stuff. I just

1540
01:23:22,640 --> 01:23:24,279
have to lower my voices a little bit.

1541
01:23:24,359 --> 01:23:27,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just listen. I'm telling you horrible things. Okay,

1542
01:23:28,239 --> 01:23:29,479
horrible horrible things.

1543
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:34,199
Speaker 3: You know, they're all just like, Okay, wait, is that

1544
01:23:34,279 --> 01:23:36,199
is that the coach of Florida on the left, It

1545
01:23:36,279 --> 01:23:39,840
is right, Florida's head coach, the basketball coach. That's him, And.

1546
01:23:41,199 --> 01:23:43,239
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, look he's got the Florida thing on.

1547
01:23:43,359 --> 01:23:46,199
He's like, you're never going to get any recruits.

1548
01:23:46,000 --> 01:23:48,840
Speaker 3: Ever, all right, I think he I will just finish

1549
01:23:48,920 --> 01:23:49,560
this herea I.

1550
01:23:49,600 --> 01:23:52,000
Speaker 2: Can let lunatics have a nuclear weapon.

1551
01:23:52,520 --> 01:23:55,399
Speaker 14: The power of a nuclear weapon is something I don't

1552
01:23:55,520 --> 01:23:56,560
even want to talk about.

1553
01:23:57,199 --> 01:23:58,880
Speaker 2: It's not going to happen. Do you want to talk

1554
01:23:58,960 --> 01:24:02,439
about it? It's so real. You don't even know. Your

1555
01:24:02,479 --> 01:24:05,560
grandpa knows, Your great grandpa definitely knows.

1556
01:24:06,239 --> 01:24:08,760
Speaker 3: That is the best dude. That was so funny. Him

1557
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,439
going just traumatized.

1558
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:15,199
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, You'll be crying as your flesh is

1559
01:24:15,359 --> 01:24:19,279
melting off your body. You'll die horrible death, and raccoons

1560
01:24:19,319 --> 01:24:24,119
will eat you. Raccoons will survive u Culear Holocaust, and

1561
01:24:24,159 --> 01:24:26,840
they'll survive by eating your dead family's bodies.

1562
01:24:27,479 --> 01:24:29,119
Speaker 3: And even if you do survive, you'll have to watch

1563
01:24:29,119 --> 01:24:31,319
your parents all die, have.

1564
01:24:31,319 --> 01:24:34,399
Speaker 2: To die horrible deaths. You'll probably have to learn how

1565
01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:37,319
to survive. And all the girls here will be child brides.

1566
01:24:37,840 --> 01:24:40,399
By the time you're seven, you'll already have three kids.

1567
01:24:40,600 --> 01:24:46,199
Speaker 3: Oh no, do you think Nick Fuentes is serious about

1568
01:24:46,319 --> 01:24:48,960
saying he's voting Democrat now, Like he's become a Democrat,

1569
01:24:49,039 --> 01:24:53,279
that's what he's telling everybody. And I assume from him.

1570
01:24:53,359 --> 01:24:55,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's just a trickster. Dude.

1571
01:24:58,279 --> 01:25:01,600
Speaker 3: I like go and say and like, you know what,

1572
01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,000
let's punish the Republicans Like there's nothing to that, right,

1573
01:25:05,079 --> 01:25:07,840
that doesn't work? You know that's not I mean, you're

1574
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:09,279
just playing How about this, Nick?

1575
01:25:09,640 --> 01:25:13,079
Speaker 2: How about you just say, how about don't vote for anybody?

1576
01:25:13,119 --> 01:25:17,880
How about that? Nick? You know, I gotta just I'm

1577
01:25:17,920 --> 01:25:20,880
a vote Democrat, you know why not? I don't like

1578
01:25:20,920 --> 01:25:23,279
what am I? Who am I? Voting for right now?

1579
01:25:23,479 --> 01:25:24,399
That was my Nick Flint.

1580
01:25:24,960 --> 01:25:27,439
Speaker 3: Really, No, that's not thinking that.

1581
01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:29,640
Speaker 10: I don't even see a lot of people, Oh that

1582
01:25:29,800 --> 01:25:31,439
was pretty good, that was good.

1583
01:25:31,479 --> 01:25:34,560
Speaker 2: I don't people even talking about it right now.

1584
01:25:34,840 --> 01:25:39,760
Speaker 10: The big deal, and it's part of why I switched parties,

1585
01:25:41,199 --> 01:25:45,039
part of why I'm so proud now to be a

1586
01:25:45,079 --> 01:25:47,840
Democrat in twenty twenty six.

1587
01:25:48,800 --> 01:25:51,479
Speaker 3: And our featured story is always clearly having some fun

1588
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:55,000
with this. But I mean, I know people who think

1589
01:25:55,079 --> 01:25:56,119
he's serious.

1590
01:25:55,960 --> 01:26:01,359
Speaker 10: About A group of House Democrats led by Joaquin Castro,

1591
01:26:01,840 --> 01:26:06,319
another Hispanic Latino Democrat. They wrote a letter to the

1592
01:26:06,319 --> 01:26:09,680
Trump government and they are now demanding this is fun

1593
01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:14,840
that the US government expose and acknowledge that Israel maintains

1594
01:26:14,880 --> 01:26:21,880
an arsenal of nuclear weapons. Holy based, How could anybody

1595
01:26:21,960 --> 01:26:25,479
vote Republican? How could anybody be a Republican in twenty

1596
01:26:25,520 --> 01:26:26,079
twenty six?

1597
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:27,279
Speaker 3: What do they even do?

1598
01:26:29,039 --> 01:26:33,720
Speaker 10: What do they even do other than exonerate Jewish pedophiles,

1599
01:26:33,760 --> 01:26:37,359
steal money, give amnesty to illegal aliens?

1600
01:26:37,439 --> 01:26:39,439
Speaker 3: What does the GOP even do?

1601
01:26:39,800 --> 01:26:43,479
Speaker 10: This is why I'm a proud Afro Latino Democrat.

1602
01:26:45,239 --> 01:26:46,800
Speaker 3: How do you think about that? He's just having fun?

1603
01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:48,520
Right I don't think he's I know people think.

1604
01:26:48,359 --> 01:26:51,960
Speaker 2: Obviously, I don't think you would ever vote Democrats, And

1605
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:55,560
he's totally right, dude. Real quick, Jeffrey Wilson is in

1606
01:26:55,600 --> 01:26:59,800
the common section local Celebrity. Everybody, Local celebrity, Jeffrey Wilson.

1607
01:27:00,079 --> 01:27:04,600
Speaker 3: Other thing that birthday. Shout out Jamie, happy birthday. Another

1608
01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,199
thing people are taking seriously and I'm curious if you

1609
01:27:07,239 --> 01:27:11,600
think it's real. I don't. I'm pretty sure it's not real. Uh,

1610
01:27:11,640 --> 01:27:15,520
this is Andrew Santino on Caleb Presley. Whatever it is.

1611
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:17,279
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you went to.

1612
01:27:17,319 --> 01:27:20,039
Speaker 3: You and by the way, Caleb Presley shout out it's

1613
01:27:20,039 --> 01:27:20,880
on your podcast.

1614
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:21,319
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1615
01:27:21,479 --> 01:27:25,479
Speaker 3: Do they send you topics to avoid or not bring

1616
01:27:25,560 --> 01:27:26,960
up like you did with us today.

1617
01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:28,640
Speaker 15: I did that or my team did that.

1618
01:27:28,800 --> 01:27:30,520
Speaker 3: Just the things that they you said, Please don't bring

1619
01:27:30,560 --> 01:27:31,239
these topics up.

1620
01:27:31,319 --> 01:27:33,640
Speaker 15: I sent you an email saying don't mention Israel because

1621
01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:35,199
I know you guys do that every week on the show,

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01:27:36,159 --> 01:27:37,640
and I was like, don't bring that up.

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01:27:37,840 --> 01:27:38,399
Speaker 3: Shut them out.

1624
01:27:38,399 --> 01:27:40,079
Speaker 2: I mean, like bringing up topics or I don't want

1625
01:27:40,079 --> 01:27:40,960
to say shout out Israel.

1626
01:27:42,079 --> 01:27:46,600
Speaker 15: Sure, but this feels heavy. I don't censor our guests.

1627
01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:50,439
They tell us what they want cut is gig short

1628
01:27:50,479 --> 01:27:53,960
for giggle Gigsteine Marcus Gigstein was one of the first

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01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:56,800
men to start paying people to do impressions and voice

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shut out.

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01:28:01,039 --> 01:28:03,600
Speaker 3: That's funny, rights, He's just joking, right, Like, don't you

1632
01:28:03,600 --> 01:28:05,039
think he's playing into that? Or do you think he

1633
01:28:05,079 --> 01:28:06,119
really told him not dam.

1634
01:28:06,039 --> 01:28:08,760
Speaker 2: I think he's playing into it. I think Andrew Santino

1635
01:28:08,920 --> 01:28:13,720
is a five tool player. I think he's good at everything, acting, writing,

1636
01:28:13,920 --> 01:28:18,039
stand up, podcasting. I bet you the guy can sing too.

1637
01:28:18,680 --> 01:28:21,680
I mean he's just an all around five tool entertainer.

1638
01:28:22,199 --> 01:28:28,119
That seems theatric to me. Yeah, that seems theatric.

1639
01:28:28,359 --> 01:28:30,640
Speaker 3: So do you think of that genre of thing like

1640
01:28:31,079 --> 01:28:33,159
he does it? Kel Presley does it. He's not the first.

1641
01:28:33,520 --> 01:28:35,680
The first or the one of the earliest was like

1642
01:28:35,720 --> 01:28:39,439
between two Ferns, right with Galfanakis. Then you had Eric Andre.

1643
01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:44,000
But these like fake, really heavily edited jump cut interviews

1644
01:28:44,560 --> 01:28:48,039
where it's pretty like if the person being interview is

1645
01:28:48,079 --> 01:28:50,680
not in on and they're an idiot, what do you

1646
01:28:50,720 --> 01:28:51,880
What do you think of that style?

1647
01:28:52,159 --> 01:28:52,600
Speaker 2: Do you?

1648
01:28:52,640 --> 01:28:56,640
Speaker 3: Because to me, that's just it's all I'm not a fan.

1649
01:28:56,960 --> 01:28:57,920
Speaker 11: I like it.

1650
01:28:58,079 --> 01:29:00,840
Speaker 2: I mean, I love two Ferns. I mean Tom Fern's.

1651
01:29:00,840 --> 01:29:04,279
I thought it was brilliant and I you know, I

1652
01:29:04,720 --> 01:29:06,760
like I like that show. I like the other one

1653
01:29:06,800 --> 01:29:08,560
you mentioned, what was the other one you said was

1654
01:29:08,840 --> 01:29:12,479
Eric Andre that was super funny. I mean, I like it.

1655
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:15,600
I think it's funny. Here's the thing. Everything is an

1656
01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:18,479
extension from Tim and Eric, and it just really sucks

1657
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:23,000
that Tim and Eric have gotten really political. It's like,

1658
01:29:23,079 --> 01:29:26,279
if you start out political, I'm fine with you being political,

1659
01:29:26,680 --> 01:29:29,039
but if you make it in the even though Tim

1660
01:29:29,119 --> 01:29:31,479
and Eric is not mainstream at all, Tim and Eric

1661
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:35,520
is the definition of all comedy, right, and they're probably

1662
01:29:36,840 --> 01:29:41,199
very progressive. Not probably they are, but it just really

1663
01:29:41,239 --> 01:29:45,520
sucks that their their take on Alex Jones and how

1664
01:29:45,560 --> 01:29:48,880
they're okay with that fucking complete and uther sham of

1665
01:29:48,920 --> 01:29:52,960
a trial which was so obviously bullshit, to the point

1666
01:29:52,960 --> 01:29:57,239
that people think Alex Jones is involved with it and

1667
01:29:57,760 --> 01:30:02,239
he's not, you know, like it was such a sham trial.

1668
01:30:02,439 --> 01:30:06,000
Like activist judges are the biggest threat to our democracy

1669
01:30:06,079 --> 01:30:06,479
right now.

1670
01:30:06,600 --> 01:30:09,119
Speaker 3: It wasn't even that it was his own representative that

1671
01:30:09,159 --> 01:30:09,720
screwed him.

1672
01:30:11,119 --> 01:30:13,960
Speaker 2: I don't understand how a lawyer, how a lawyer is

1673
01:30:14,000 --> 01:30:17,079
allowed to do that, and the trial goes on. You

1674
01:30:17,119 --> 01:30:22,640
send all the evidence to the prosecutor or the the

1675
01:30:22,640 --> 01:30:26,880
the the what is it the complaintant, the plaintint is

1676
01:30:26,960 --> 01:30:28,920
that what they call that side in a civil trial,

1677
01:30:28,960 --> 01:30:29,800
the plainton.

1678
01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:34,640
Speaker 3: The plaintiff is the person the plaintiff right making the

1679
01:30:34,680 --> 01:30:39,359
complaint right right right right now. People say Tom Green

1680
01:30:39,520 --> 01:30:41,600
was the pioneer of that. Tom Green is a different

1681
01:30:41,600 --> 01:30:44,159
thing because in Tom Green, the people being and I

1682
01:30:44,479 --> 01:30:46,800
adore Tom Tom Green, like we had him on punch Drunk.

1683
01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:50,359
Speaker 2: I don't you dare say anything. I'll reach you this thing.

1684
01:30:51,359 --> 01:30:54,720
Speaker 3: Love Tom Green. But that's a different because the people,

1685
01:30:55,079 --> 01:30:58,279
the people who are on the other end of it

1686
01:30:58,359 --> 01:31:01,439
aren't complicit in it. But like with Eric Andre and

1687
01:31:01,479 --> 01:31:03,680
a lot of these new things, the people obviously have

1688
01:31:03,760 --> 01:31:05,520
to know that they're being screwed.

1689
01:31:05,199 --> 01:31:07,000
Speaker 2: With what they're walking into.

1690
01:31:07,239 --> 01:31:09,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of times they it's clear that

1691
01:31:09,600 --> 01:31:12,399
they were somehow prompted or told how to react and

1692
01:31:12,399 --> 01:31:14,239
what to say. And that's the part of that that

1693
01:31:14,319 --> 01:31:17,439
I find kind of it hits false to me. This

1694
01:31:17,520 --> 01:31:20,800
is we didn't play this. This is what Tim Hideker,

1695
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:23,119
when he did go on Info.

1696
01:31:22,920 --> 01:31:25,920
Speaker 2: Wars start with high Decker take over the Onion.

1697
01:31:27,600 --> 01:31:28,239
Speaker 3: I don't.

1698
01:31:30,479 --> 01:31:33,039
Speaker 2: NBC bought it out just so they wouldn't make fun

1699
01:31:33,079 --> 01:31:37,279
of Clinton. But like the Onion used to do great work.

1700
01:31:37,439 --> 01:31:38,880
Now it's just hot dog shit.

1701
01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:45,159
Speaker 3: The Onion is owned by Global Tetrahedron, Chicago based firm.

1702
01:31:45,199 --> 01:31:49,079
Speaker 2: Credit doesn't sound evil at all. That doesn't sound evil

1703
01:31:49,399 --> 01:31:50,800
at all. Tetrahedron.

1704
01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:55,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says it's created by that company, is created

1705
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,960
by Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson and former NBC News reporter

1706
01:31:59,039 --> 01:32:04,000
Ben Collins. So yeah, I don't unless unless it's happened

1707
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:08,279
since then. Let me see what is Tim high Decker's

1708
01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:12,880
relationship with the Onion. So yeah, so he went on

1709
01:32:13,199 --> 01:32:18,239
He went on Info Wars air because they lost essentially

1710
01:32:18,319 --> 01:32:21,399
the rights to go on their own air, on their

1711
01:32:21,439 --> 01:32:25,479
own website to the Onion after that trial and bankruptcy

1712
01:32:25,520 --> 01:32:28,920
and all that stuff. This is what he went on

1713
01:32:29,199 --> 01:32:32,399
live with the first time they streamed once more.

1714
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:33,640
Speaker 2: I did this earlier this morning.

1715
01:32:35,279 --> 01:32:37,880
Speaker 3: High Decker. By the way, not Alex Jones if you're listening.

1716
01:32:37,720 --> 01:32:40,520
Speaker 16: But I'm gonna sip from the blood of the foresakean

1717
01:32:40,640 --> 01:32:41,760
This is real human blood.

1718
01:32:41,760 --> 01:32:44,560
Speaker 2: You can find this at the Info Wars for store.

1719
01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:50,319
Speaker 16: This is human blood curated from the Foresakan and the sinners.

1720
01:32:51,039 --> 01:32:56,680
All right, this is pure premium blood tested FDA unapproved,

1721
01:32:57,079 --> 01:32:59,800
and this is just human blood as part of my

1722
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:02,600
say Tannic ritual. My I am a servant to Satan,

1723
01:33:02,920 --> 01:33:05,239
and thank god I was able to get him and

1724
01:33:05,319 --> 01:33:08,079
the Lord to sit down and come to their senses

1725
01:33:08,560 --> 01:33:12,039
and get things back to before before Satan was cast

1726
01:33:12,039 --> 01:33:12,520
into hell.

1727
01:33:12,960 --> 01:33:15,119
Speaker 2: So I'm part of that. I'm part of get. I'm

1728
01:33:15,119 --> 01:33:16,960
part of part of the peace movement.

1729
01:33:18,000 --> 01:33:19,119
Speaker 3: What is he talking about?

1730
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:20,159
Speaker 2: Stick?

1731
01:33:21,359 --> 01:33:25,960
Speaker 16: It tastes like blood, and this is Satan giving me

1732
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,439
the powers to continue to fight.

1733
01:33:27,720 --> 01:33:29,640
Speaker 2: And we will continue to fight. And I cheers to

1734
01:33:29,680 --> 01:33:31,279
you if you have access.

1735
01:33:30,880 --> 01:33:36,479
Speaker 16: To the blood of the Foresacan and Uh and in

1736
01:33:36,560 --> 01:33:39,600
of older children. All the is my blood. These are

1737
01:33:39,600 --> 01:33:42,039
adult This is adult blood. By the way, ain't no question.

1738
01:33:42,520 --> 01:33:44,319
I make sure of that because I don't want get

1739
01:33:44,319 --> 01:33:47,000
in trouble. But this is this is this is the

1740
01:33:47,000 --> 01:33:51,800
blood of forest, of the Foresacan. This hoi and you

1741
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:55,840
taste goods giving me the power. It's like son Zue said,

1742
01:33:55,920 --> 01:33:59,239
the victor and battle seaks battle only after the victory

1743
01:33:59,399 --> 01:34:00,960
has been won, and.

1744
01:34:00,840 --> 01:34:05,359
Speaker 2: We will win. We will conquer info Wars forever. You

1745
01:34:05,399 --> 01:34:10,000
are the info Warrior, follow us info Wars. Here's a

1746
01:34:10,079 --> 01:34:17,560
movement and you're own it. Now you're on harsh.

1747
01:34:18,079 --> 01:34:19,880
Speaker 3: So that was that was that?

1748
01:34:22,359 --> 01:34:22,720
Speaker 2: You think?

1749
01:34:24,520 --> 01:34:27,239
Speaker 3: I see you're eating your mute. It's still sammy muted.

1750
01:34:27,479 --> 01:34:29,800
Speaker 2: What didn't they go with? What didn't they go with?

1751
01:34:29,840 --> 01:34:32,560
What that was? What they chose? What didn't they go with?

1752
01:34:32,760 --> 01:34:36,319
Ye if that was the best they got?

1753
01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:39,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, all right, man, do the most

1754
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:40,880
obvious thing you can think of.

1755
01:34:41,760 --> 01:34:47,359
Speaker 2: Right, It's like really sad that he's making fun of

1756
01:34:47,439 --> 01:34:51,800
something that's so obviously happening. With the satanic shit.

1757
01:34:51,840 --> 01:34:53,520
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, that's it.

1758
01:34:53,680 --> 01:34:56,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's happening, like you're you're acting like it's not

1759
01:34:57,039 --> 01:35:01,039
happening because you're progressive to him. I think you're I

1760
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:06,720
love Tim and Eric, I always have, but you're acting

1761
01:35:06,840 --> 01:35:10,039
like you're not in a reality where everyone knows that

1762
01:35:10,119 --> 01:35:14,239
at the highest levels they all worship dark shit. So

1763
01:35:14,359 --> 01:35:14,640
when that.

1764
01:35:14,800 --> 01:35:19,880
Speaker 3: Demon doesn't just murdered a girl in Nevada, like who

1765
01:35:19,920 --> 01:35:22,159
a guy was clearly possessed by he said he was

1766
01:35:22,159 --> 01:35:27,119
possessed by demons. Let's say, come on, dude, I'm not

1767
01:35:27,159 --> 01:35:29,000
a fan of making fun of that. I don't know,

1768
01:35:29,159 --> 01:35:30,199
it was just the only.

1769
01:35:30,000 --> 01:35:33,039
Speaker 2: Thing I hate about that guy getting the death penalty

1770
01:35:33,079 --> 01:35:34,600
is that he's going to live for a long time.

1771
01:35:34,680 --> 01:35:36,399
If you really want to punch that guy, you should

1772
01:35:36,399 --> 01:35:40,399
put him in general He should go into general population

1773
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:44,680
and let those guys exact the real the real justice

1774
01:35:44,720 --> 01:35:49,159
that that little girl deserves such a sitting age go

1775
01:35:49,319 --> 01:35:53,880
thirty years before it happens, you know, just let him

1776
01:35:53,880 --> 01:35:54,640
get taken care of.

1777
01:35:54,760 --> 01:35:58,039
Speaker 3: Dude with you and Steven Tyler, now, by the way,

1778
01:35:58,159 --> 01:36:00,680
is finally somebody finally sued him for that sixteen year

1779
01:36:00,720 --> 01:36:03,239
old girl in the seventies or whatever. He's getting sued,

1780
01:36:03,439 --> 01:36:07,640
I mean a long time later. But uh, it's funny

1781
01:36:07,640 --> 01:36:09,039
how these people only a.

1782
01:36:09,119 --> 01:36:12,880
Speaker 2: Girl on tour because fucking her parents said he could

1783
01:36:12,960 --> 01:36:13,920
like idiots.

1784
01:36:14,239 --> 01:36:17,039
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's uh this from the la time. Steven

1785
01:36:17,079 --> 01:36:21,439
Tyler is headed to trial after child essay claims. Uh

1786
01:36:22,399 --> 01:36:26,520
this is this was filed like a little while ago,

1787
01:36:26,600 --> 01:36:28,840
but now it's finally heading the trial. It's a it's

1788
01:36:28,840 --> 01:36:31,840
a it's a lawsuit. One of one of the claims

1789
01:36:31,920 --> 01:36:36,079
was thrown out. According to people here, which is, uh,

1790
01:36:36,600 --> 01:36:41,439
give me a yeah, full screen ad. But it's not.

1791
01:36:41,560 --> 01:36:43,840
It's it's not a good look for Steven Tyler and

1792
01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:46,039
they It seems like they only ever get these guys

1793
01:36:46,119 --> 01:36:48,880
after you know, they have nothing to lose, you know

1794
01:36:48,920 --> 01:36:51,960
what I mean, the majority of an essay lawsuit file.

1795
01:36:52,039 --> 01:36:54,479
Speaker 2: Oh, it's when your brand is done, when you're no

1796
01:36:54,600 --> 01:36:56,720
longer making them money and they got to act like

1797
01:36:56,760 --> 01:36:59,239
they're doing something. That's when they take you off. There's

1798
01:36:59,479 --> 01:37:02,159
certain people out there in the comedy world. I think

1799
01:37:02,199 --> 01:37:05,239
that's going to happen to once they're no longer producing.

1800
01:37:06,359 --> 01:37:09,560
It's going to happen now. They did.

1801
01:37:10,239 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 3: Now they did throw out some of the elements of

1802
01:37:12,920 --> 01:37:15,680
the complaint, which Steven Tyler was calling or his people

1803
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:20,479
were calling a huge victory per the filing. The intentional

1804
01:37:20,960 --> 01:37:26,279
infliction of emotional distress claim remains in the lawsuit, which

1805
01:37:26,439 --> 01:37:32,319
alleged another full screen pop up, which alleged SSA battery,

1806
01:37:33,199 --> 01:37:36,680
and the intentional infliction of emotional distress. It centers around

1807
01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:42,079
an allegation that the girl and Tyler s had s

1808
01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:45,159
in a hotel. Sorry, folks, if you're listening on a

1809
01:37:45,319 --> 01:37:49,520
nonsensored platform other than like non YouTube and a public

1810
01:37:49,560 --> 01:37:53,119
hot tub when she was sixteen in California and seventy four.

1811
01:37:53,640 --> 01:37:56,680
The filing claims that they were engaged to be married,

1812
01:37:57,119 --> 01:38:00,960
expecting a child, and still living together in Massachusetts in

1813
01:38:01,039 --> 01:38:03,720
seventy five, a year later, when he was just a

1814
01:38:03,720 --> 01:38:07,119
full grown man at that point. Again, that's just like

1815
01:38:07,479 --> 01:38:10,800
Russell Brand, that was just it's just creepy. Uh So, yeah,

1816
01:38:10,880 --> 01:38:12,640
Steven Tad, I guess we're not gonna get that Aerosmith

1817
01:38:12,680 --> 01:38:16,920
reunion tour not with this on his wrap sheet.

1818
01:38:18,319 --> 01:38:18,560
Speaker 17: Yeah.

1819
01:38:18,600 --> 01:38:22,399
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's it's it's just absolutely crazy, dude,

1820
01:38:22,680 --> 01:38:27,800
it's absolutely crazy. And I mean, like, dude, these guys

1821
01:38:27,800 --> 01:38:29,600
will go to their parents be like, hey, I'd like

1822
01:38:29,640 --> 01:38:31,199
to take your daughter on tour. Is that cool? And

1823
01:38:31,239 --> 01:38:34,920
these parents are like, oh, hell yeah, well you see

1824
01:38:34,960 --> 01:38:35,840
the world, darling.

1825
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:40,000
Speaker 3: It's from this old mentality of where daughters were kind

1826
01:38:40,000 --> 01:38:42,720
of like a burden until you could get him off

1827
01:38:42,720 --> 01:38:44,960
of your balance sheet, you know what I mean, And

1828
01:38:45,039 --> 01:38:47,159
like any opportunity to get a daughter off of your

1829
01:38:47,199 --> 01:38:50,800
balance sheet was a win for parents. Uh that's why

1830
01:38:50,880 --> 01:38:52,600
you had to pay like a dowry and stuff, you know.

1831
01:38:53,479 --> 01:38:55,079
And and I think it just.

1832
01:38:55,359 --> 01:38:57,880
Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing about women. Now they're like, where

1833
01:38:57,880 --> 01:39:00,800
the prize? You're like, dude, Up until about decade ago,

1834
01:39:01,359 --> 01:39:03,279
parents would have to pay to get you off the

1835
01:39:03,319 --> 01:39:04,319
fucking payroll.

1836
01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:08,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about? Did you see this?

1837
01:39:08,159 --> 01:39:10,079
Speaker 2: What do you call this?

1838
01:39:10,439 --> 01:39:13,840
Speaker 3: They thought, Okay, So this guy was trying to forward

1839
01:39:13,840 --> 01:39:15,520
a river kind of like Oregon Trail. He's trying to

1840
01:39:15,560 --> 01:39:17,880
drive across a river that was flooded, and his car

1841
01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:20,039
got swept down into the river.

1842
01:39:20,199 --> 01:39:20,880
Speaker 2: This was in.

1843
01:39:23,159 --> 01:39:27,680
Speaker 3: Somewhere South South Africa. Fifty nine year old guy and

1844
01:39:27,840 --> 01:39:32,359
he disappeared. And then they got a hunch that these

1845
01:39:32,680 --> 01:39:34,960
alligators ate him because they kind of hang out down there,

1846
01:39:35,600 --> 01:39:39,359
and they found one that especially rotund, this alligator and

1847
01:39:39,479 --> 01:39:44,640
lifted him out. Oh my god, this is the that

1848
01:39:44,680 --> 01:39:47,359
alligator out of the wilderness there.

1849
01:39:47,560 --> 01:39:48,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

1850
01:39:49,560 --> 01:39:53,680
Speaker 3: They opened this allam. Not only is this dude inside

1851
01:39:53,680 --> 01:40:02,079
of it, but they find six other pairs of shoes.

1852
01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:07,960
Speaker 2: What six he bought a serial killer alligator.

1853
01:40:08,800 --> 01:40:11,760
Speaker 3: You just gotta taste it's like those man eating tigers. Dude,

1854
01:40:11,760 --> 01:40:14,640
he gotta taste for human flesh. And that's what I want.

1855
01:40:14,640 --> 01:40:17,479
Speaker 2: And you just wrap it up. By the way, dude, Johnny,

1856
01:40:17,479 --> 01:40:20,159
would you ever drive through a flooded river when you

1857
01:40:20,199 --> 01:40:22,279
know there's alligators anywhere near there?

1858
01:40:22,760 --> 01:40:24,439
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, of course not.

1859
01:40:24,520 --> 01:40:27,119
Speaker 2: That's like that, dude. I'd be like, not wait till

1860
01:40:27,119 --> 01:40:27,920
the flood's over.

1861
01:40:28,680 --> 01:40:31,399
Speaker 3: Anybody who played Oregon Trail knows you hire somebody to

1862
01:40:31,439 --> 01:40:34,479
afford the river. That's what you do. You can't you

1863
01:40:34,520 --> 01:40:36,880
can't try to do it yourself because the whole the

1864
01:40:36,920 --> 01:40:39,520
whole party will end up dead. That's how that works.

1865
01:40:40,560 --> 01:40:42,960
What else is going on? The JP Morgan guy, we

1866
01:40:43,000 --> 01:40:46,119
talked about it. Did you see a plane was landing

1867
01:40:46,720 --> 01:40:50,439
and just clipped, oh, yeah, this is the craziest thing, bro.

1868
01:40:50,880 --> 01:40:57,960
Speaker 2: So I do not believe. I cannot believe. I cannot

1869
01:40:58,000 --> 01:41:02,479
believe that they would even let trucks drive by there

1870
01:41:02,600 --> 01:41:03,279
at that time.

1871
01:41:04,079 --> 01:41:06,760
Speaker 3: I mean, he's just on an overpass. So this guy

1872
01:41:07,039 --> 01:41:11,359
is a Baltimore Bakery truck driver and the plane landing

1873
01:41:11,439 --> 01:41:16,439
is a seven sixty seven four hundred. He's let's see.

1874
01:41:16,640 --> 01:41:20,079
Senior vice president of the Transportation and Logistics that H

1875
01:41:20,159 --> 01:41:23,840
and S Bakery, Chuck pati Rakus, says the driver was

1876
01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,800
headed to Baltimore. From Baltimore to New Jersey when he

1877
01:41:26,880 --> 01:41:31,039
was hit. He suffered only minor injuries. Thank god. Check

1878
01:41:31,119 --> 01:41:35,359
this out. This footage is dramatic. This guy's just loving.

1879
01:41:35,399 --> 01:41:37,399
Look at Bic smile on his face, singing. It looks

1880
01:41:37,439 --> 01:41:41,920
like having a great time. You can hear it.

1881
01:41:42,039 --> 01:41:48,640
Speaker 2: Look oh my, oh my god, it crashed his thing.

1882
01:41:49,800 --> 01:41:51,359
Oh my, oh my god.

1883
01:41:51,600 --> 01:41:56,399
Speaker 3: And the plane just lands normally, dude, But you can

1884
01:41:56,439 --> 01:41:58,079
always feel like a man.

1885
01:41:59,560 --> 01:42:09,199
Speaker 2: Johnny, it sounds awful. Oh my, oh my god, my goodness.

1886
01:42:10,319 --> 01:42:14,399
Speaker 3: You see all that win Oh my goodness, Oh my god,

1887
01:42:15,000 --> 01:42:17,119
it was Hotel California. That's great.

1888
01:42:17,439 --> 01:42:21,680
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Johnny, look at this. I know you

1889
01:42:21,760 --> 01:42:24,239
think I'm fucking crazy. I know you do. But look

1890
01:42:24,239 --> 01:42:27,359
at this, Johnny. After she got her ass handed to

1891
01:42:27,439 --> 01:42:30,039
her in a fucking thing. Look at what poly Markets say.

1892
01:42:30,399 --> 01:42:34,720
Poly Market looks like, uh, Karen Bass has taken fucking

1893
01:42:34,760 --> 01:42:38,159
the lead again. It's like it's a lie, dude, It's

1894
01:42:38,199 --> 01:42:40,800
a fucking lie. They're just using all.

1895
01:42:41,399 --> 01:42:43,720
Speaker 3: Where did it go? They it's gone now it's just

1896
01:42:43,720 --> 01:42:46,159
Senior mentioned, Wait, who do they have in second?

1897
01:42:46,199 --> 01:42:48,319
Speaker 2: Though? There it is did.

1898
01:42:48,159 --> 01:42:51,159
Speaker 3: They have or or a Pratt in second? Because I

1899
01:42:51,159 --> 01:42:53,680
bet you they put Ramen in second? Can you can you.

1900
01:42:53,680 --> 01:42:55,119
Speaker 2: Expand it Ramen in second.

1901
01:42:55,359 --> 01:42:58,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's it. And that's exactly why she

1902
01:42:58,680 --> 01:43:01,479
entered the race to try to keep him well. That

1903
01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:04,479
people are so stupid, man, people are so.

1904
01:43:04,479 --> 01:43:08,119
Speaker 2: They're so dumb, dude, They're so dude. And I know, Johnny,

1905
01:43:08,159 --> 01:43:10,840
you think that this is all that all people would

1906
01:43:10,920 --> 01:43:13,239
bet the other way, dude. Not if you flood it

1907
01:43:13,279 --> 01:43:16,479
with money, dude. And that's what all of this fucking

1908
01:43:16,600 --> 01:43:21,680
tax frag goes into astroturfing, that people believe this shit.

1909
01:43:22,079 --> 01:43:24,840
Speaker 3: So unbelievable or something. Is that what you think?

1910
01:43:26,479 --> 01:43:29,840
Speaker 2: No, what they're trying to do is they're trying to

1911
01:43:29,880 --> 01:43:33,319
give you the illusion that she could win, so when

1912
01:43:33,359 --> 01:43:36,880
they rig it for you're not shocked when she wins.

1913
01:43:37,560 --> 01:43:40,680
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that. By the way, he the KTLA

1914
01:43:40,760 --> 01:43:43,279
poll that I saw, he was by far the winner

1915
01:43:43,319 --> 01:43:44,760
of the debate, dude.

1916
01:43:44,800 --> 01:43:48,520
Speaker 2: He won eighty Yeah, eighty percent people thought he won.

1917
01:43:49,479 --> 01:43:50,399
Speaker 3: And that's Kate La.

1918
01:43:50,680 --> 01:43:54,600
Speaker 2: Five percent thought the Indian one, and then thirty percent

1919
01:43:54,680 --> 01:43:58,319
thought Karen Basswan, the chick on the end, should not

1920
01:43:58,439 --> 01:44:00,920
even be close to that. She shouldn't be on there, dude.

1921
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:05,960
She is a Marxist Democrat, socialist garbage person.

1922
01:44:06,560 --> 01:44:08,319
Speaker 3: And dude, if you want to go all the dumb

1923
01:44:08,319 --> 01:44:11,399
people on Twitter that are still there, you think that's

1924
01:44:11,439 --> 01:44:14,199
like a lot, it's not go to threads. The biggest

1925
01:44:14,239 --> 01:44:16,439
idiots all went to threads. I went on there, oh yeah,

1926
01:44:16,840 --> 01:44:20,880
five arguments about the mayor's race and just had to leave.

1927
01:44:20,920 --> 01:44:22,680
I was like, oh my god, let's.

1928
01:44:22,520 --> 01:44:29,399
Speaker 2: Also look at Kingy benz Z nineteen eighty seventy seventy

1929
01:44:29,520 --> 01:44:33,239
nine eighty six and the election out comes. Sam doesn't

1930
01:44:33,319 --> 01:44:36,840
like his rig. You're so fucking nuts, dude, You're just

1931
01:44:37,039 --> 01:44:43,840
so nuts. Okay, you're just nuts. Okay, I mean obvious.

1932
01:44:44,000 --> 01:44:46,119
Speaker 3: I am partial to that idea that people in LA

1933
01:44:46,199 --> 01:44:49,119
are stupid, they're dumbed.

1934
01:44:49,399 --> 01:44:53,319
Speaker 2: Johnny. When I'm like, Hillary Clinton stole the primary from

1935
01:44:53,560 --> 01:44:57,000
from Bernie Sanders, okay, stole the primary.

1936
01:44:57,439 --> 01:44:59,359
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred and eighty five pounds, bro, I don't

1937
01:44:59,359 --> 01:45:01,520
know what he's I look like I'm about to blow away.

1938
01:45:02,159 --> 01:45:04,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean to dude, the comment section is really

1939
01:45:04,960 --> 01:45:07,880
out of pocket today. We're just out here spreading love

1940
01:45:08,279 --> 01:45:12,880
like quality Christian warriors, okay, and then this guy, these

1941
01:45:12,920 --> 01:45:16,279
people are just saying unholy shit to us. Okay. When

1942
01:45:16,399 --> 01:45:21,520
Hillary Clinton Okay, when Hillary Clinton was running against Bernie Sanders,

1943
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:24,720
She's putting fifty people in the lunch room while Bernie

1944
01:45:24,760 --> 01:45:28,880
Sanders was playing stadiums, and you think Hillary won. When

1945
01:45:29,039 --> 01:45:32,840
Biden ran against Trump, everything he touched turned to shit.

1946
01:45:33,239 --> 01:45:37,039
He was the seventh ranked Democrat in the primary, and

1947
01:45:37,079 --> 01:45:40,079
everyone in front of him quit. They all dropped out

1948
01:45:40,119 --> 01:45:48,159
to get him in. Okay, he never had huge crowds ever, ever, ever, Okay,

1949
01:45:48,359 --> 01:45:53,880
it's not the like I like the JFK beat Nixon.

1950
01:45:54,079 --> 01:45:57,439
They rigged that. They rigged that for him. That's why

1951
01:45:57,479 --> 01:45:59,920
they oft him, because the mob rigged it for him.

1952
01:46:00,239 --> 01:46:02,920
You've dumb ass, dumb ass.

1953
01:46:03,840 --> 01:46:06,199
Speaker 3: Do you want to see something that's just remarkable? And

1954
01:46:06,279 --> 01:46:09,399
I still can't believe it's real, but it is real.

1955
01:46:09,760 --> 01:46:12,479
The Weather Channel tweeted this out. Dude, it's called an

1956
01:46:12,479 --> 01:46:13,680
iridescent cloud.

1957
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:15,760
Speaker 2: Oh, isn't that creepy?

1958
01:46:15,840 --> 01:46:16,079
Speaker 9: Real?

1959
01:46:17,199 --> 01:46:19,600
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous?

1960
01:46:22,600 --> 01:46:24,039
Speaker 3: We mute that, all right? Look at that?

1961
01:46:24,039 --> 01:46:26,159
Speaker 2: Did we not listen to the gay music added to

1962
01:46:26,199 --> 01:46:32,399
the gay rainbow? Can we do that? Can we do that? Gosh,

1963
01:46:32,520 --> 01:46:36,399
isn't that something? And like, here's the thing that Johnny

1964
01:46:36,439 --> 01:46:38,720
thinks we live in a rock hurling through space. I

1965
01:46:38,800 --> 01:46:42,920
just love that the rainbows, all this stuff just totally

1966
01:46:42,960 --> 01:46:45,279
loop like a fucking firmament. I love it.

1967
01:46:45,720 --> 01:46:48,119
Speaker 3: Isn't it curious how everything else we can see from

1968
01:46:48,199 --> 01:46:51,560
this sphere is a sphere in space? Isn't that funny?

1969
01:46:51,760 --> 01:46:57,079
Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. I mean, gods, they're gods. They're gods.

1970
01:46:57,119 --> 01:46:59,159
Speaker 3: They're just little round balls floating out there.

1971
01:46:59,199 --> 01:47:04,880
Speaker 2: Thank you Cloud, Jesus, thank you rainbow Cloud.

1972
01:47:08,039 --> 01:47:12,800
Speaker 3: I like that one. So dwarves now are getting in

1973
01:47:12,880 --> 01:47:14,439
on the Scientology raid.

1974
01:47:14,640 --> 01:47:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that, dude. So funny.

1975
01:47:17,079 --> 01:47:22,600
Speaker 3: Dude, we're big fans of anybody doing a Scientology RAID rating.

1976
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:25,399
Speaker 2: I mean, why not you want?

1977
01:47:25,560 --> 01:47:29,560
Speaker 3: Do you want to do one for us? I would

1978
01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:31,439
love that If you want to do a Scientology rate

1979
01:47:31,479 --> 01:47:34,000
on our behalf, I we'd be very appreciative.

1980
01:47:34,279 --> 01:47:37,319
Speaker 2: Can we sponsor them? Today's raid it's brought you by

1981
01:47:37,680 --> 01:47:40,560
tin foil hat. Yeah, stimpole hat there.

1982
01:47:41,760 --> 01:47:44,960
Speaker 3: As you're going in, Yeah, as you're going in for

1983
01:47:45,079 --> 01:47:50,159
the people, Yeah, scream Sam Tripoli is uh has super

1984
01:47:50,199 --> 01:47:52,079
heavy legs. As you're going into the.

1985
01:47:52,119 --> 01:47:55,520
Speaker 2: People for the people. Okay.

1986
01:47:55,600 --> 01:47:59,960
Speaker 3: So they hired a bunch of go and like military

1987
01:48:00,000 --> 01:48:07,079
are like little plastic army helmets and stuff. I can't

1988
01:48:07,079 --> 01:48:15,720
play because it's the Mortal Kombat music. But combat. Look

1989
01:48:15,760 --> 01:48:18,800
they got these downstairs. Good for them.

1990
01:48:19,039 --> 01:48:23,359
Speaker 2: They weren't supposed to go upstairs. You're supposed to go upstairs. Dude,

1991
01:48:23,680 --> 01:48:29,600
you don't downstairs, you go up stairs, you go up.

1992
01:48:31,039 --> 01:48:31,600
Speaker 3: What a great.

1993
01:48:31,640 --> 01:48:31,800
Speaker 2: Look.

1994
01:48:31,840 --> 01:48:33,680
Speaker 3: This guy's got to release the files sign.

1995
01:48:34,680 --> 01:48:36,840
Speaker 2: Why do we know they're all dwarfs? What if he

1996
01:48:37,199 --> 01:48:37,399
you know?

1997
01:48:37,439 --> 01:48:37,600
Speaker 11: Why?

1998
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:39,000
Speaker 2: Because you can't say midgets?

1999
01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:42,840
Speaker 3: I mean they don't. What do you mean how do

2000
01:48:42,880 --> 01:48:44,079
you know they're all dwarves?

2001
01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:48,079
Speaker 2: Well, because he said we're there's dwarfs and there's midgets. Dude,

2002
01:48:48,560 --> 01:48:50,520
midget is a dwarf.

2003
01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:53,600
Speaker 3: Midget is not a valid scientific term.

2004
01:48:53,760 --> 01:48:57,039
Speaker 2: That is, No, it's not. It is.

2005
01:48:58,239 --> 01:49:02,199
Speaker 3: We don't say that anymore, Sam, We should Goldie Hawk.

2006
01:49:02,279 --> 01:49:06,399
Speaker 2: And not everybody is a dwarf, Johnny.

2007
01:49:05,960 --> 01:49:10,319
Speaker 3: Actually not every that is true, but not midgets is

2008
01:49:10,359 --> 01:49:12,880
not the term for the others that among you.

2009
01:49:13,079 --> 01:49:15,159
Speaker 2: I want to pay somebody to run in in jishell,

2010
01:49:15,640 --> 01:49:19,319
liv Jenkins as they run through the whole thing, be

2011
01:49:20,159 --> 01:49:20,720
the best?

2012
01:49:21,239 --> 01:49:25,079
Speaker 3: Did you see when the okay, so the the idiot

2013
01:49:25,159 --> 01:49:29,000
who Johanni Infantino, who runs FIFA, the guy who's making

2014
01:49:29,079 --> 01:49:30,840
us all pay thousands of dollars if we want to

2015
01:49:30,840 --> 01:49:33,680
go see the World Cup now all of us? Yeah,

2016
01:49:33,840 --> 01:49:36,319
not all. He tried to make peace between He just

2017
01:49:36,359 --> 01:49:38,560
thought like, hey, I'm gonna make peace between Israel and

2018
01:49:38,560 --> 01:49:42,640
Palestine myself. Sports are going to do that. This bald

2019
01:49:43,279 --> 01:49:46,960
a whole watch this clown what he tries to do here,

2020
01:49:47,000 --> 01:49:48,800
and just how badly it fails. It's so funn.

2021
01:49:49,479 --> 01:49:53,119
Speaker 9: President Vice President Suleiman.

2022
01:49:53,359 --> 01:49:57,600
Speaker 2: Let's work together. Let's work together to give hope to

2023
01:49:57,720 --> 01:49:58,319
the children.

2024
01:49:59,720 --> 01:50:03,840
Speaker 3: Just dropping bombat them. Yeah, yeah, how much hope do

2025
01:50:03,920 --> 01:50:05,479
they have? The ones that are all just that now

2026
01:50:05,640 --> 01:50:05,960
we work.

2027
01:50:06,039 --> 01:50:09,479
Speaker 9: Whether you have Michael Mitman, you have the.

2028
01:50:09,119 --> 01:50:11,960
Speaker 3: Support of obviously it's the Palestinian guy, because he's got

2029
01:50:12,000 --> 01:50:13,520
the thing that tells you he's Palestinian.

2030
01:50:13,680 --> 01:50:14,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, suck it.

2031
01:50:15,600 --> 01:50:18,279
Speaker 3: The Yaser era fat scarf that they all wear.

2032
01:50:18,479 --> 01:50:19,520
Speaker 2: Full room shu.

2033
01:50:25,680 --> 01:50:27,520
Speaker 3: Look, he's trying to bring them together for a handshake.

2034
01:50:31,279 --> 01:50:35,760
We're suffering. He's like, come on, man, chake his handed

2035
01:50:36,159 --> 01:50:36,600
over here.

2036
01:50:36,640 --> 01:50:46,359
Speaker 2: Bro. Good for you, dude, good for you. Okay, thank

2037
01:50:46,399 --> 01:50:50,319
you very much. Felt horrible representatives.

2038
01:50:50,359 --> 01:50:56,159
Speaker 5: These are, of course, as we know, very complex matters.

2039
01:50:56,239 --> 01:50:58,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you don't try to solve them at the

2040
01:50:58,640 --> 01:51:01,239
big FIFA circle. Bro, how about that?

2041
01:51:01,640 --> 01:51:05,359
Speaker 2: Yeah you sucky, sucky, we hate you long time.

2042
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:09,079
Speaker 3: The most corrupt organization in sports, and that's saying a

2043
01:51:09,119 --> 01:51:12,840
lot is trying to solve the Mid East situation. So

2044
01:51:12,960 --> 01:51:13,720
fight have you seen?

2045
01:51:13,760 --> 01:51:14,079
Speaker 2: Okay?

2046
01:51:14,079 --> 01:51:16,800
Speaker 3: I love this story. There's a guy in Switzerland. There's

2047
01:51:16,840 --> 01:51:20,039
a weird law in Switzerland that if land is unclaimed,

2048
01:51:20,479 --> 01:51:23,000
you can go in there and paperwork it basically and

2049
01:51:23,039 --> 01:51:25,239
become the owner of the land, like the lord of it.

2050
01:51:25,640 --> 01:51:31,199
So this guy has claimed one hundred and ten thousand

2051
01:51:31,239 --> 01:51:34,199
square meters of land for totally for free and declared

2052
01:51:34,279 --> 01:51:39,800
himself the king of Switzerland. It's great, dude. Check this

2053
01:51:39,840 --> 01:51:42,720
guy out. He's got an army. He's hired like ex

2054
01:51:42,960 --> 01:51:45,479
army guys to be his official. He's got an whole

2055
01:51:45,479 --> 01:51:48,800
outfit he wears around. He's got himself he's been uh,

2056
01:51:48,840 --> 01:51:51,159
he's been uh, you know, like officially. What is it

2057
01:51:51,199 --> 01:51:53,800
called the He's like, what is it? What is it called?

2058
01:51:53,920 --> 01:51:54,119
Speaker 2: Uh?

2059
01:51:54,479 --> 01:51:55,600
Speaker 3: When they give him the crown?

2060
01:51:55,640 --> 01:51:56,000
Speaker 2: What is that?

2061
01:51:56,159 --> 01:52:00,239
Speaker 3: Somebody helped me. I'm having a brain fartre He's given

2062
01:52:00,279 --> 01:52:02,840
himself a crowning. Ceremony. You know what I'm saying.

2063
01:52:03,239 --> 01:52:07,279
Speaker 2: Anyway, what's inauguration which.

2064
01:52:08,279 --> 01:52:10,159
Speaker 3: I'm just totally john a blank smile. Have it here

2065
01:52:10,199 --> 01:52:14,479
in a second, somebody who has not got long COVID

2066
01:52:14,600 --> 01:52:16,399
or whatever. Is that coronation?

2067
01:52:16,920 --> 01:52:20,359
Speaker 2: Thank you? There we go, coronation. I knew that.

2068
01:52:21,840 --> 01:52:24,880
Speaker 3: For you to thank you and thank you.

2069
01:52:24,880 --> 01:52:28,479
Speaker 17: Acquiring land for who is the self proclaimed king of

2070
01:52:28,560 --> 01:52:31,800
Switzerland and how is he acquiring land for his empire

2071
01:52:32,119 --> 01:52:34,880
for free? Switzerland has never had a monarchy, but in

2072
01:52:34,960 --> 01:52:38,800
twenty nineteen, at twenty four years old, Jonas Lalviner crowned

2073
01:52:38,840 --> 01:52:42,079
himself King. Many dismissed the ceremony as a joke and

2074
01:52:42,199 --> 01:52:46,039
he was depicted as a harmless eccentric. However, he's starting

2075
01:52:46,119 --> 01:52:49,039
to rile the authorities over his conquest of land in

2076
01:52:49,119 --> 01:52:53,159
the Confederation. Switzerland has a legal loophole under Swiss law.

2077
01:52:53,359 --> 01:52:56,399
When land is registered as ownerless, anyone can acquire it

2078
01:52:56,640 --> 01:52:59,520
free by writing to the local council to state their claim.

2079
01:53:00,039 --> 01:53:03,359
Lavina started searching land registries and slowly building what he

2080
01:53:03,560 --> 01:53:07,039
calls his empire. Today, he has acquired one hundred and

2081
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forty eight scattered plots across Switzerland, about one hundred and

2082
01:53:10,479 --> 01:53:14,399
seventeen thousand square meters, all for free. Not massive, but

2083
01:53:14,560 --> 01:53:18,680
strategically placed. That includes eighty three sections of road, which

2084
01:53:18,760 --> 01:53:21,720
gives him real influence over access in certain areas. He's

2085
01:53:21,720 --> 01:53:23,640
even started charging maintenance.

2086
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Speaker 2: Fee for the use of some of these roads.

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01:53:25,399 --> 01:53:29,000
Speaker 17: Lavina has described it as a digital, bloodless campaign. He

2088
01:53:29,119 --> 01:53:32,840
also has his special forces of the Lauvna Empire. Authorities

2089
01:53:32,840 --> 01:53:35,479
are now moving to close the loophole, calling his expansion

2090
01:53:35,600 --> 01:53:39,199
an excessive thirst for power. Lauviner insisted he was not

2091
01:53:39,319 --> 01:53:42,079
trying to bring instability to Switzerland, only to show that

2092
01:53:42,279 --> 01:53:44,439
everybody is a king in their own territory.

2093
01:53:45,159 --> 01:53:48,239
Speaker 3: How great is that this guy's taken over Switzerland slowly?

2094
01:53:49,840 --> 01:53:50,319
Speaker 2: I love it.

2095
01:53:50,720 --> 01:53:52,680
Speaker 3: I love it, I mean I loved it. You might

2096
01:53:52,720 --> 01:53:53,960
have found a legal loophole.

2097
01:53:55,680 --> 01:54:01,079
Speaker 2: Yeah it. Let's read the super chats that I get going.

2098
01:54:01,520 --> 01:54:03,079
Speaker 3: Was at the store. Did you hear anybody who saw

2099
01:54:03,159 --> 01:54:04,439
him or any Do you have any behind?

2100
01:54:04,960 --> 01:54:07,079
Speaker 2: He said? He he said he wanted he was in

2101
01:54:07,159 --> 01:54:10,720
the in the uh there's room, which is the private bar,

2102
01:54:10,840 --> 01:54:13,000
and he's like, can I DJ what's the wi fi?

2103
01:54:13,319 --> 01:54:17,439
Any DJ? In the back is very quiet? Yeah, in

2104
01:54:17,520 --> 01:54:18,199
the back bar.

2105
01:54:19,640 --> 01:54:23,000
Speaker 3: That's cool, man, that's so cool.

2106
01:54:24,039 --> 01:54:26,399
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know. I'm gonna tell him if if

2107
01:54:26,600 --> 01:54:30,640
this motherfucker ever shows up again, you call me you motherfuckers.

2108
01:54:31,880 --> 01:54:34,840
Speaker 3: I won't play the mother hurry. But Marjorie Taylor Green

2109
01:54:35,199 --> 01:54:37,760
was speaking somewhere and she said that Trump sent her

2110
01:54:37,800 --> 01:54:40,359
a text that if her son gets killed, she deserves

2111
01:54:40,399 --> 01:54:41,680
it because she's a trader.

2112
01:54:43,239 --> 01:54:46,479
Speaker 2: I mean, that's to the super chats. I really gotta go.

2113
01:54:46,720 --> 01:54:47,920
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't play the videots.

2114
01:54:48,680 --> 01:54:50,359
Speaker 2: I just thank you, Johnny.

2115
01:54:50,479 --> 01:54:54,880
Speaker 3: I just read it. Kelly fever XO says, do you

2116
01:54:54,960 --> 01:54:57,039
have a po box that I can send some gifts

2117
01:54:57,479 --> 01:55:00,520
that po box address? When I hit an in the stream,

2118
01:55:01,000 --> 01:55:03,359
the oultro will play. It will be in the oultro.

2119
01:55:03,439 --> 01:55:05,199
I don't have it memorized, but just if you can

2120
01:55:05,319 --> 01:55:07,199
just wait just another minute or two, it'll be in

2121
01:55:07,239 --> 01:55:09,000
the outro and you can send it there. Sam checks

2122
01:55:09,039 --> 01:55:16,239
it once every financial quarter. Vampires Suck says, uh, just

2123
01:55:16,359 --> 01:55:18,319
too late, wig is chilling?

2124
01:55:19,239 --> 01:55:19,880
Speaker 2: Just too late?

2125
01:55:19,960 --> 01:55:22,199
Speaker 3: Wigs late does late mean something?

2126
01:55:22,479 --> 01:55:24,800
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that good? Oh?

2127
01:55:24,880 --> 01:55:26,840
Speaker 3: I guess we showed up like Sam showed up Like

2128
01:55:27,039 --> 01:55:30,560
that's what he means. I showed up late because he's

2129
01:55:30,600 --> 01:55:35,560
on Black time. I am Black Sam the High Priest

2130
01:55:35,640 --> 01:55:38,600
and Tripoli. We trust Sam could be the King of Switzerland.

2131
01:55:38,880 --> 01:55:42,119
That would be cool. I could uh turn the volume.

2132
01:55:42,239 --> 01:55:45,079
I see it's funny, uh Tim, because I turned the

2133
01:55:45,159 --> 01:55:48,239
volume down after we got complaints the volume was too loud.

2134
01:55:48,920 --> 01:55:50,960
Speaker 2: So it's it's here's the.

2135
01:55:51,479 --> 01:55:57,560
Speaker 3: Stream yard doesn't. The stream yard adjusts the volume automatically,

2136
01:55:57,760 --> 01:55:59,880
so no matter what it is on mine, they're doing

2137
01:56:00,079 --> 01:56:03,239
their own thing about kind of what it's level relative

2138
01:56:03,279 --> 01:56:05,840
to our voices, so it doesn't know. I try to

2139
01:56:05,840 --> 01:56:09,720
stick in the middle. But sorry about that. Vampire suck.

2140
01:56:09,800 --> 01:56:11,520
Johnny Baseball has a moose hammer.

2141
01:56:12,920 --> 01:56:14,760
Speaker 2: I love it, dude, Wang love it.

2142
01:56:15,720 --> 01:56:19,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, vampire suck very generous to they bust out the cannon.

2143
01:56:20,000 --> 01:56:23,079
Sam ps free Bumfarda. We all agree with that. He

2144
01:56:23,159 --> 01:56:26,600
wants to see your That's a crazy looking chair behind you.

2145
01:56:26,720 --> 01:56:28,319
Speaker 2: Huh what is all this?

2146
01:56:28,439 --> 01:56:29,600
Speaker 3: Is that nine on that chair?

2147
01:56:29,800 --> 01:56:30,880
Speaker 2: It's my chair?

2148
01:56:32,800 --> 01:56:33,479
Speaker 3: Who sits there?

2149
01:56:35,119 --> 01:56:37,680
Speaker 2: Whoever wants to? Sometimes my daughter's.

2150
01:56:37,680 --> 01:56:39,399
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's like when you're working or something.

2151
01:56:39,399 --> 01:56:39,800
Speaker 2: That's cool.

2152
01:56:40,279 --> 01:56:46,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, breastacles is what vampires suck. A guy says, women

2153
01:56:46,960 --> 01:56:52,760
call there, but now they don't Smedley Butler says, h

2154
01:56:52,880 --> 01:56:56,439
tfa's dream guests for twenty six. Catherine Austin fits, we've

2155
01:56:56,479 --> 01:57:02,239
been trying dog yes, yeah, Gerald Old Celente Calente, I

2156
01:57:02,279 --> 01:57:05,560
don't know who that is, Patrick Wood, and then g

2157
01:57:05,800 --> 01:57:10,199
Edward Griffin Jacko Island guy. Yeah, yeah, of course, Tim again,

2158
01:57:11,479 --> 01:57:15,319
erection rerection. What's your function? That's the cartoon erection rection?

2159
01:57:16,000 --> 01:57:20,720
Watch your function shooting ropes on the government building steps?

2160
01:57:20,800 --> 01:57:20,920
Speaker 12: Right?

2161
01:57:21,199 --> 01:57:23,600
Speaker 3: H well, I think you're confusing the bill thing with

2162
01:57:24,119 --> 01:57:28,640
conjunction junction? What's your function the junction?

2163
01:57:29,279 --> 01:57:30,680
Speaker 2: Watch your function?

2164
01:57:31,399 --> 01:57:35,000
Speaker 3: GDNPB says degenerate point of view? Would POV would be

2165
01:57:35,079 --> 01:57:38,279
a great show named degenerate POV. You do have a

2166
01:57:38,359 --> 01:57:43,079
degenerate POV, Sam, So that makes sense, it's true. Finally,

2167
01:57:43,119 --> 01:57:44,720
a lady Kim triple.

2168
01:57:44,479 --> 01:57:47,479
Speaker 2: Wood Sydney comments section.

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01:57:47,960 --> 01:57:50,000
Speaker 3: I never want to run for president. I'd be terrible.

2170
01:57:51,560 --> 01:57:55,800
I do something local maybe uh CJ l Omega gay

2171
01:57:55,880 --> 01:57:58,800
Babylonian d NR God bless America.

2172
01:57:59,199 --> 01:58:02,359
Speaker 13: That's the Iraq ship right, yeah, I think so? I

2173
01:58:02,439 --> 01:58:07,199
think so I got a ship ton of that, you do? Yeah,

2174
01:58:07,239 --> 01:58:09,279
I bought a ship ton in case it blows up.

2175
01:58:09,600 --> 01:58:11,119
They keep saying it might blow up.

2176
01:58:11,239 --> 01:58:19,439
Speaker 3: The Iraqi coin. Yeah, Iraq, How did where did you

2177
01:58:19,560 --> 01:58:21,439
buy a Raqi currency?

2178
01:58:22,159 --> 01:58:25,560
Speaker 2: You can buy it online. That's fine.

2179
01:58:26,039 --> 01:58:31,359
Speaker 3: Tiny Lins, tiny linz, tiny Lynn okay.

2180
01:58:31,680 --> 01:58:31,800
Speaker 2: Uh.

2181
01:58:32,399 --> 01:58:35,520
Speaker 3: Spencer for mayor agree, Adam Corolla for traffics are Adam

2182
01:58:35,560 --> 01:58:40,199
Corolla by the way, endorsed Spencer Tripoli for comedy clubs

2183
01:58:40,239 --> 01:58:42,720
are we don't need czars, we're small government people.

2184
01:58:43,000 --> 01:58:43,119
Speaker 2: Uh.

2185
01:58:44,960 --> 01:58:49,079
Speaker 3: Gay bars ours and Johnny for a small vi P concert?

2186
01:58:50,600 --> 01:58:55,880
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you automatically get tickets to every big, big

2187
01:58:56,000 --> 01:58:57,840
little show small vi P.

2188
01:58:58,319 --> 01:59:00,600
Speaker 3: I want, I want I can be the VIP of

2189
01:59:00,640 --> 01:59:02,760
all shows. Then I'm considering being bizarre.

2190
01:59:04,880 --> 01:59:06,840
Speaker 2: Johnny will be a czar for free tickets.

2191
01:59:09,119 --> 01:59:11,680
Speaker 3: Kim says, we well, I sing again to that. You

2192
01:59:11,800 --> 01:59:13,800
have to just can't say sing something. I mean I

2193
01:59:13,880 --> 01:59:17,000
did sing some earlier. I sang Jesus or whatever. That's uh.

2194
01:59:17,079 --> 01:59:20,079
If you have an idea, tell me, but I don't

2195
01:59:20,119 --> 01:59:22,760
know what to sing. Vampire again. Did Francis Bacon get

2196
01:59:22,840 --> 01:59:23,800
Johnny cloned?

2197
01:59:24,600 --> 01:59:26,279
Speaker 2: Yes? Confirmed?

2198
01:59:27,640 --> 01:59:31,680
Speaker 3: Confirmed? Okay, if you're gonna clone me, at least make

2199
01:59:31,760 --> 01:59:33,680
me like twenty three again. You know what I mean?

2200
01:59:34,000 --> 01:59:34,920
Speaker 2: I made you smaller.

2201
01:59:35,239 --> 01:59:38,399
Speaker 3: Give me back a few years. Uh, Papa Bong, that's

2202
01:59:38,399 --> 01:59:42,359
a good name, Papa Bong. I love you guys, Love

2203
01:59:42,399 --> 01:59:46,279
you guys. You carry me through work. Well, that's the

2204
01:59:46,399 --> 01:59:47,640
kindest thing I've ever heard. Thank you.

2205
01:59:48,000 --> 01:59:50,560
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing. You can do it. Do we

2206
01:59:50,720 --> 01:59:52,640
need a Zuzuki Jesus T shirt?

2207
01:59:53,119 --> 02:00:00,800
Speaker 3: Papa Bong says, yeah, we need Suzuki Jesus. Papa Bong. Uh,

2208
02:00:00,920 --> 02:00:03,359
what a great moment in temple, I mean in broken

2209
02:00:03,399 --> 02:00:08,640
some history Saizuki Jesus. Papa Bong again, says Egesus. I

2210
02:00:08,720 --> 02:00:10,640
think this is my favorite one of y'all's podcasts. Sam

2211
02:00:10,680 --> 02:00:13,039
gets to let loose and Johnny gets sassy. My buddy

2212
02:00:13,159 --> 02:00:17,159
Jeremy introduced me to Sam, and I'm glad. Shout out Jeremy.

2213
02:00:17,279 --> 02:00:20,520
Speaker 2: Then, thank you Jeremy, Thank you, Papa Bong.

2214
02:00:20,880 --> 02:00:26,239
Speaker 3: Papa uhays sometimes I'm worn out with the news cycle

2215
02:00:26,279 --> 02:00:27,640
and I can't take any more of it. But this

2216
02:00:27,760 --> 02:00:30,159
show is so wonderful. How can I learn what's going

2217
02:00:30,199 --> 02:00:32,720
on out there through through laughter and fun. That's the

2218
02:00:32,760 --> 02:00:35,560
whole idea here. You can get what you need without

2219
02:00:35,680 --> 02:00:38,560
all the misery, uh, you know, and the sad delivery

2220
02:00:38,600 --> 02:00:41,439
of the local news. Thank you for your hard work, bros.

2221
02:00:41,840 --> 02:00:45,520
God bless you. Kim again, says Johnny.

2222
02:00:45,520 --> 02:00:45,960
Speaker 2: I gotta go.

2223
02:00:47,640 --> 02:00:49,880
Speaker 3: For life, amen, sister.

2224
02:00:50,600 --> 02:00:51,760
Speaker 2: Pay pigs for life.

2225
02:00:52,720 --> 02:00:57,279
Speaker 3: Uh then again from Vampire suck go ahead and get

2226
02:00:57,439 --> 02:01:01,039
you get you a talk boy to what does that mean?

2227
02:01:01,279 --> 02:01:03,960
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means, too.

2228
02:01:04,079 --> 02:01:06,520
Speaker 3: Tall boy. We're not we're not drinking on We don't

2229
02:01:06,560 --> 02:01:07,239
drink on the show.

2230
02:01:08,039 --> 02:01:09,680
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't drink.

2231
02:01:10,279 --> 02:01:14,439
Speaker 3: You go right ahead, neither of us do ye. Okay,

2232
02:01:14,680 --> 02:01:15,720
that's it. That's it for.

2233
02:01:18,119 --> 02:01:18,399
Speaker 2: Twitter.

2234
02:01:18,520 --> 02:01:21,640
Speaker 3: By the way, the other day some people tweeting the

2235
02:01:21,720 --> 02:01:24,920
words so uh if you don't know, Sam's going to

2236
02:01:24,960 --> 02:01:28,079
say a phrase or a word now, and you tweet

2237
02:01:28,119 --> 02:01:29,800
that at him to prove that you listen to the end,

2238
02:01:30,000 --> 02:01:30,960
that's and you get nothing.

2239
02:01:31,159 --> 02:01:33,399
Speaker 2: Zuki Jesus, Zuki Jesus.

2240
02:01:34,359 --> 02:01:37,079
Speaker 3: Okay, so Zuki Jesus is And then the person asking

2241
02:01:37,159 --> 02:01:40,520
about the peal box is coming along with young Christian

2242
02:01:40,560 --> 02:01:42,439
warriors right now.

2243
02:01:45,359 --> 02:01:45,680
Speaker 10: Christ