Speaker 1: Cool Broken Simulation, Broken Simulation.
Speaker 2: Sam truthfully, Yeah, it's welcome to Johnny Wodard presents Broken
Simulations doing Johnny Wodard. We are in it, dude.
Speaker 3: We are record pace in it, fastest intro in the game.
Speaker 2: Course XG is in it, dude. Just creeping into comments section.
Can't wait to creep Johnny? Do you do you think
it's cool that I'm at descend of Gilgamesh? Does that
make you horny?
Speaker 3: That is the last thing I would say that makes me.
That is an interesting Johnny possibility.
Speaker 2: But Johnny, can I tell you something I discovered weird
about myself? I don't like my adult film star super
hot the ones that are like kind of cute, a
little cuter.
Speaker 3: From hot topics to like weirdly disgusting facts about Sam
to start the.
Speaker 2: Show, okay, I won't talk about it.
Speaker 3: Then I want to drill right down on this. Okay,
So you just like a gross pig, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: I just like the ones that are filthy, like the
super hot ones, like they care too much about being hot.
It's the filthy ones that are just.
Speaker 3: Like I'm in no what about Riley Reid, Jesus.
Speaker 2: I don't think she's super hot. I think she's cute,
all right, Just a little fun fact. I don't like
them super hot. I like them freaky. And usually the
ones that you would say are seven's are the freakier
ones because they know they got work harder.
Speaker 3: It doesn't sound like your attempt at kicking the habit.
Speaker 2: Of it's not going well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of jerk in it too.
Speaker 2: Let's say it's not going well. I'm fighting for my
life over here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ex Jeeves just playing just the Kurt got us
off on that. Uh that boy, just a real de
tour on.
Speaker 2: The he ruined It was so good up until then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ex blaming on Kurt Masker. That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Kurt Metzker. You come on the show and you just
start just get me back and you pull me back
into my vices.
Speaker 3: Boy, that boy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am a degenerate. I need to understand. That
might be a name of my podcast, my Special to Degenerate.
I just want to tell everybody real quick in the
in the in the comments section today I worked hard
on my shoulders and back. I'm gonna come in here
silver back gorilla soon. Okay, I'm gonna be just bursting
out of this out of this thing, and you're gonna
be like us, Well, I have the Sam's lady shoulders.
They're gone. Now he's a gorilla silver back.
Speaker 3: You're going to the gym? Yeah, where do you go?
Speaker 2: There's a gym down my street. I put up the numbers,
privates or like, are you going? No, just putting up
the numbers, Johnny, Just putting up the numbers.
Speaker 3: That's cool, man, that's cool, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Have you ever worked out and signed autographs after? Oh? Yeah,
someday you might feel that that's so funny. I just
people like, how do you do that? I go, I'm
a descendive Gilgamesh, Samarian King. I got Samarian in me. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I bet you've had some Arian and you a few times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple of chicks bang them hard.
Speaker 3: Okay. I'll give you some choices here, fake alien invasion
pastor meeting Option one, Spencer Pratt wrecking everybody else in
the mayoral debate, Option two, or we got the Department
of Justice ap probing oil trades related to Iran? Which
of those do you think is a nice hot topic
to start with?
Speaker 2: The one I don't want to do is oil trades
so any the others are fine with all right, I'll
let you pick Johnny. Johnny, you're the producer of the show.
You can pick whatever you want. Nic you're gonna see
domestic violence and a few Dana doesn't bring me my coffee.
Speaker 3: When you need it, you need it.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: That is the thing about coffee. When you when you
I can't deal with anything before I've had a coffee.
It's a pathetic.
Speaker 2: I used to Johnny, I got my uh TRT shot
today and then they're like, you want anything else. I'm like,
what do you got for energy?
Speaker 3: Well, they give me like you got this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, light me up, dude, light me up in
head me just they did.
Speaker 3: It was like a legit place that like took your
baseline testosterone all that, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I get checked every three months to make
sure daddy's fine. All right, Okay, hot chicks ask for aliens.
Let's go aliens. Here we go.
Speaker 3: Look at that cup. Yeah, this guy, this.
Speaker 2: Is the other The guy has a hot topic T
shirt on, acting like we're gonna take him serious.
Speaker 3: That's that was my h It's like a like it
looks like a flition right that with the it's.
Speaker 2: Like, bro, guys, remember you remember UFC two thousand and eight. Yeah,
I got that vibe. Let me tell you about aliens.
Speaker 3: This is Perry Stone. Now we have other clips that
corroborate this, so this does appear to be true. What
he's going to say, check this out, folks.
Speaker 4: And he said, Perry, can you give me a call?
I have some information that has come to my attention.
Of course, when a friend of yours does that that
you know quite well, you're not you have no idea
what information they're talking about. And I'm not going to
go into great detail, but there were a large number
of pastors that had been invited to go to a
certain state to hear some men in the United States
government and others share with them a concern that they had.
Speaker 2: And this particular.
Speaker 4: Man, I'll not name him, and then we may end
up doing some teachings with him or having an event
at his church has great church. But he said, Perry,
what they're about to release from what we're hearing, there's
going to be a release concerning aliens and concerning unidentified
flying object spacecraft that some of the people who were
in the meeting were telling us as pastors you need
to prepare your people, and you need to get ready
to answer them for what you're about to hear being released.
And some of it has to do with crafts that
have been discovered that are not allegedly a part of
our planet, and the materials they're made of.
Speaker 3: Are not a part of our planet.
Speaker 4: Very strange reptilian looking creatures and other things that almost
sound like something out of a sci fi movie or
an Orson Wells.
Speaker 2: Book, Psio or real. What do you think all you
got to do is look at this guy's This guy's
energy to me, okay, he's not energy of someone who
had heard something earth shattering to the point that it
could wreck his congregation. Do you understand what I'm saying? Like,
if this guy's like they're like, hey, dude, we're about
to tell everybody about these reptilians, Okay, it's not it's
gonna be earth shattering, wouldn't this guy be like, dude, listen, guys,
I hate telling you this. It's not something I enjoy,
but what's about to happen is going to be paradigm destroying.
There would be some sense of urgency from this guy
if it was really insane News.
Speaker 3: Now I will say he is one of these people
who teaches kind of end time stuff, apocalyptic stuff. So
maybe he's just living in those waters. My dreams are
coming true, I mean truly. Yeah, So this is now
someone else, This is cooperation.
Speaker 2: There's no energy John, any of of of of of
excitement or fear. Okay, you're gonna trust this guy. I
trust Lex Luthor. That's what you're gonna trust Lex Luthor.
Speaker 3: Let's do some more energy readings here of this fella.
Speaker 5: Okay, recently, my team and I were traveling and we
had an encounter with something that we've never experienced before.
And now when I talked about this just recently, many
people in our comments feed and through a live broadcast
began to ask us to bring it out and show
you what we encountered. Now, what we encountered was six
objects in the sky out in front of the aircraft.
We were flying from Tennessee to Colorado Springs and we
began to see six objects right there in the sky.
And we believe these are UAPs and UFOs. So when
we saw this, we just thought ourselves, my goodness, what
in the world are we looking at? How do we
grapple with this. He was a very interesting thing. Now,
uniquely enough, we were just in a disclosure meeting two
days before this talking about UFOs, UAPs all these things,
and that there's going to come a great disclosure, even
an announcement that we're not alone in the universe. We're
not alone, and there's non human intelligence that is absolutely
happening all over or in the highest offices of the land.
Do they know about it? That kind of thing, And
so when we heard this, I thought, my goodness, this
is quite the disclosure meeting. And they were prepping us
to be leaders in the space from a biblical perspective,
to bring people the saving alge of Jesus and help
the church avoid deception and not knowing what to do
if they encounter these kind of things. So what we
did is we receive that information, we began to talk
about it. The next day, the President puts out a
post that says he has authorized the specific agencies involved
to find the truth of the matter of aliens, uf
ups and all these issues and bring them out to
the public. The day after that, we were traveling, this
would be February twentieth, twenty twenty six. We're flying and
as we were flying, we began to see these six
UFOs appear out in front of us. Now, I've talked
to a lot of people about this, and I'm about
to show you the footage. But I've talked to a
lot of people about it, and some said, well, that's
probably just drones over the nation. Others have said and
some of the ones I spoke with are actually some
of the highest experts in the area of UFOs, UAPs,
non human intelligence and the like. And when I spoke
with them, they said, well, it could be drones, but
it also really could be this other scenario that many
people are talking about.
Speaker 2: And it could be what a great answer, disposure narrative,
what a great answer. It could be drones, or it
could be aliens. I mean, like, thank you for that.
Why did I even con tack to you. Thank you
for telling me something I could have just told myself.
Nobody has urgency here. Yeah, Johnny, I had more urgency
talking to you about how I like mid porn stars
than any of these guys talked about fucking paradigm shifting aliens. Yeah. Yeah,
I have more passion for my okay looking porn stars
than these pastors have for aliens.
Speaker 3: You know what, telling you flavor of it? To me,
it has a flavor of Sinclair Broadcasting. Remember how they
would have those clips of all the local news agencies
saying the exact same.
Speaker 2: Misinformation could be dangerous and our society, society, society.
Speaker 3: Let's get all the pastors together and tell them what
exactly they're supposed to say in which creep do you
want the government telling your pastor what to say?
Speaker 2: Do I want my pastor telling me about as.
Speaker 3: Or even just getting his line from the government. You
know why just look to the Bible like that's your job,
right are you? Why is the government telling you how
to deal with stuff? I don't know? Now, we did
have another guy who was saying it was about aliens
originally that he came out and kind of had to
walk it back a little bit. Let me see if
I can do this, and coking.
Speaker 6: In to speak to the pastors, and of course it's
being revealed now that that is Congressman Eric Burtison, and
he did call in, but he called in to encourage
us and to thank us pastors for the work that
we're doing and that we are speaking the truth to
our people and pointing them to Jesus to not get
distracted of things in the world. In that moment, I
begin to state things that I have always said. That
is my opinion, and my opinion is, and that's exactly
all it is, is my opinion that when this disclosure
comes out, that it will be spun that it is
that the Aliens have always been here, that they seated us,
that they created the first religion, and all of that.
I should have stopped and paused and said, and this
part is my opinion, and the heat of that I didn't.
I led with saying that that they had called the pastors,
and I went straight.
Speaker 2: Into my opinion.
Speaker 6: So I want to make it very clear that Eric
Brothers did not say those words. Those were my words,
and I want to own it, and I want to
apologize directly to Congress. From Eric Brotherson.
Speaker 2: I just want to say, Johnny, can we do you
have a bigfoot theater theme song? Yet you made that
big Foot theater or they'll act it out. They should
get awards, but they'll be shut out big.
Speaker 3: Foot feed They'll act it out.
Speaker 2: They should get awards, but they'll be Bigfoot theater. Wow, Johnny,
let me let me, let me pretend you're going to
go to Pastor Sam Tripley with some incredible news here
on the Guiding Light of Jesus. Now work, here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, and what I'm the government?
Speaker 2: No, you're you're you're you're setting me up. You're bringing
me in. You and you were for me at the
Golden Hour of Jesus Network, the Golden message.
Speaker 3: You want me to count you in? Is what you
want me to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you're the let's say you're my co host
and you're just gonna set this up. Going, guys, this
is an emergency episode. We had to do it. Pastor
Sam has Sunny has to talk about.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, welcome back, folks to the Golden Hour of
Jesus Network. I'm here with my totally not closeted friend here. Uh,
and we we have some important news for you today,
some news that is just earth shattering. But you may
have heard on the news that we're about to have
an age of disclosure. And I just want to turn
it over now to Pastor Sam. He's got some very
serious to talk to all of you about. Pastor Sam,
please please tell these people.
Speaker 2: They're fucking aliens. They're fucking aliens. They're giant billions.
Speaker 7: They're gonna prove all ascids lie back.
Speaker 2: To you, pastor. Pastor SAMs should be Yeah, dude, they're aliens,
and that they say they're bisexual, okay, and they don't
care whose hole it is. They're just gonna hit it.
Speaker 8: They're junking.
Speaker 3: Ah, you've gotten so loud that the streamyard has compensated.
So now when you're not like at a ten, it's
brought you way down.
Speaker 2: Johnny. That's the passion you have to have when you're
a pastor saying there's reptilian aliens. Okay, you understand that.
I don't give a ship about stream yard. Okay. I
pour my soul into my acting roles. I don't give
a ship about technical stuff. Okay. I just play the
role of a guy who found out there's bisexual, reptilian
aliens out there who are going to probe all of
our asses. That's the energy you have, Johnny's, as far
as that's.
Speaker 3: The best part about it, being probed as.
Speaker 2: A dude, I can't wait. And I said this before, Johnny,
I'll say it again. I will not care about aliens
until I feel alien tip in my hole. Okay. At
that moment, I'll be concerned outside that. I do not care.
Speaker 3: Do you think they are going to tell us anything true? Anything?
Speaker 2: No? Do When have they ever told you the truth?
The people that told you there's no Epstein list while
someone is in jail for trafficking to clients? Okay, are
now going to disclose to you that there's aliens? Do
you know what it is?
Speaker 3: Do you think it is something they're going to tell
us about, Like when they say things of cress, is
that all going to be faked? That nothing is crass?
Speaker 2: Like? What do you well, I'm not saying that a
US military Ah you UAP or whatever they call it?
Crash course, Okay, of course they probably were doing d
I way back there, some black trans crashed the ship
and now they're gonna blame it on reptilian aliens.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's some part of me. And I know
this is sick. I said this on Tiffa. They is
looking forward to this, Like wait, dude, I mean we
grew up, We grew up you know, with wanting to know, uh,
you know about aliens? Man, that was like that was
the biggest X files I love the X files man, which,
by the way, x files has an interesting mention of
hantavirus in it. I don't know if you saw that
going viral. Of course, of course, of course the X
Files is just on everything, dude. The people who wrote
that just so just plugged into every conspiracy possible.
Speaker 2: I don't care about any of it. I want it
all to happen. I want armageddon. I want alien invasion.
I want nuclear war. I want World War three, I
want civil war. I want all of it because I
want a day off from working. I was waiting for it, Johnny.
You know that I worked on nine to eleven. Right,
I had to work. They would not let me go home.
I'm like, I want to go home. We just got tact.
They're like, now, dude, you got to finish your shift.
I was like, do I get like special pay for
working during the terrorist attack?
Speaker 3: Is that true? David du Company was JFK. Junior's roommate
in college in New York.
Speaker 2: N Yu probably New Year's Eve. I got a hotel together.
I never run trains on chicks.
Speaker 3: The company's great. I've always been a fan. He's cool man.
He's a cool guy.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, the guy's a total package, good looking, a
list actor, hung like a horse, smartest shit, who knows
who he was, Probably Shindler in his last life, just
shaving juice.
Speaker 3: That would make me feel better if that if it
was was Schindler. But yeah, I mean if you if
you're not plugged that anto virus there was the guy
It's go ahead, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Somebody just asked if they get jump in our bunker.
It's like, sorry, only hot chicks we have to repopulate. Dude.
Speaker 3: Not not too hot though, according to Sam, because they're
not filthy.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, we want hot hot hots. Guy. Oh, we
want life.
Speaker 3: You want hot hots, just not to reproduce.
Speaker 2: We want super hots for filthy. We want like sevens.
Speaker 3: That's great, So you gotta got a mix.
Speaker 2: Really, just you gotta go what what's your intentions here?
Are your intentions just to get medieval or are we
trying to procreatenapropriate? You gotta be nine or ten? You
want to get filthy? Right? Sevens?
Speaker 3: You're an animal? Yeah, So, hanta virus is the virus
you always hear about movies that where they try to
scare you about viruses, They always bring up hantavirus before
they get to the mythical virus of the movie. It's
always like, you know, it's worse than anti virus. And
it's the reason you don't hear much about it is
because it's mostly not real. Yeah, that's one choice. Is
mostly passed from mouse feces, rap feces like the direct
consumption or inhalation. I think of rap feces. Now there
is a theory or an idea or a possibility that
in like the Andes Mountains, there is a version of
it that can be past human to human. And then
you you know, and then you had this luxury boat
where there was an outbreak of hantavirus according to them,
and they can't figure out exactly the source. I so
it's just another example of them trying to scare the
shit out of people. But the thing, like somebody tweeted this,
and it's totally true. You have like a ten times
greater likelihood of being struck by lightning than you do
it being infected with anti virus.
Speaker 2: In the US, Yeah, just like COVID, you had a
nine nine percent chance of survival. And they were like
the economy, Johnny, someone just made a new rule for
our chicks in the bunker. No fish faces.
Speaker 3: No, oh boy, I guess I'll derail the Hantavirrius thing
because we got to bring that back up. So it
came out after that I put it. I actually recorded
a brief, like a ten second audio thing saying, hey,
we're pretty sure this isn't real, but it's funny, so
check it out. We're talking about the JP Morgan allegations
against by that guy then, because it came out that
he made that uh, he had pretended. The guy pretended
his own father was dead to get time off from work.
His father's totally fun. The New York Post interviewed the father,
and the father is like, yeah, he's a great kid.
But now and then and then after that, they withdrew
the lawsuit against the lady at JP Morgan. So that's
where I left it when I posted the episode. But
then they refiled it with witness testimony saying that he
they saw her like making out with him and pulling
him into a room, trying to get them to another
guy to go into a room with the two of them,
and that she and they the witness testimony anonymous said
that they could hear her with him in the room
and the guy's trying to escape from her. You know, like,
I'm not interested, let me alone, that kind of thing.
So it's back on could be true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course he's probably like, just say you heard something.
I'll give you a percentage of this whatever I win.
And the real crazy thing, Johnny, is that, by the way,
cannons can come in into the to the bunker. Cannon canon,
come canon, lady, come into the bunker. She's been really quiet, suspiciously,
so you were yeah, like she, I wouldn't doubt if
they actually were banging. And then he just tried to
spin that in because he got fired because he sucks
at his job. He like lied allegedly I get in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could totally see, and they were.
Speaker 2: Probably really banging, you know, because you know those ethnics
like white chicks, it's like a pet, It's like a
trophy and they can get out. That is what fish face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he has a history you think I have a
fish face of trying to get money out of Like
according to the New York Post, he threatened to go
public and ask for millions of dollars when, uh, when.
Speaker 2: Zero problems with a guy doing this because women have
been doing this forever. I mean, how is this any
different than a Shannon sharp thing where she asked to
get choked. He chokes her, and then she sues him
for fifty million dollars. And as we said it before,
there are a lot of ladies in the comments section.
Your snatch is gold. We're not talking about you. Okay,
we only have gold snatch in the comments section. Okay,
point blank top shell snatch. Okay, but Johnny, but Johnny,
there's no vagina out there worth fifty million dollars. A
woman should never be allowed to sue something involving her
vagina for more than five million dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, to go down as you get older, really
you know it should be.
Speaker 2: And as you get older it gets it gets less
and less. So if you're like fifty, you can get
maybe hourly wage like twenty dollars an hour.
Speaker 3: Disgrace. The ex JP Morgan banker Terayu Urana good luck
with that, tried to wrangle a settlement from the bank
worth north of twenty million before he filed this bombshell
sexual arrasment lawsuit. At the Post learned. Sources familiar with
the matter said the thirty five year old financier initially
saw the jaw dropping payout last year, despite the fact
that an internal bank investigation found nothing thing to support
his claims. So this guy's just been trying to get J. P.
Morgan for a while. I'm just holding on to the
just the slim chance that she actually said those things,
because I want to live in a world where she
said those things. That's a better world to me.
Speaker 2: But you know, she never said she never said, look
at these cannons I wanted to be Chicken call their
tits cannons. They call them fun bags.
Speaker 3: Unless they're awesome. The fun That's how he said on
cats Steddies the other day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the fucking look at this mount of meat. I've
heard women can call their tits big piles of meat. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Well, I think we both agree the hansovirus thing is
just scared, just trying to scare people again, right, don't
you don't you? I don't think this is going to
go anywhere.
Speaker 2: No, I mean everyone's already like, get the fuck out
of here, dude, Milker. Well, hey, ladies, in the comments section,
what do you re refer to your chee cheese? Says?
When you guys, when you start to whip out your
your meat pillows, are great. What do you refer to?
What do you jugs? You call them jugs. Jugs is
a good one. Titties, girls call them titties. Titties is
definitely it. Bobs, yeah, Brah, Look at my milkers.
Speaker 3: Do they ever call them milkers?
Speaker 2: Rack a rack? Yeah, there's a lot of guys jumping,
and we're not asking you, we're asking the ladies. Well,
they call their own only ladies. Tatas responding, Yeah, it's
it's it's women are so much simpler. This is why
guys are really great. I'm coming up with fun names
for sex moves like that, you know, the yeah, all
that stuff. Women can never come up with that. They're
just not that great. Knockers maybe they call them knockers
the girls. Maybe the girls they call them the girls.
The girls are out.
Speaker 3: Ted Turner died.
Speaker 2: Ted Turner died Johnny as an Atlanta Braves fan. Are
you sad?
Speaker 3: I am sad? As also a Civil War semi buff,
I would say I'm sad because he supported a lot
of great battlefield preservation. He made some films about the
Civil War that I enjoy that you might not if
you're not a Civil War nerd and a borderline Southern
apologist like I am. But God's in Generals is like
a four hour movie that I I'd love to watch
as a you know, as a bored young man. I
don't have time to spend that, you know, much of
my day watching a boring civil war movie. But there
was a time I did. But yeah, Ted Turner, I mean,
people forget he won the America's Cup. He managed the
Atlanta Braves for a day. Dude, think about this. He
fired the manager of the Braves. Oh no, I'm sorry, No,
I take it back. He sent the manager of the
Atlanta Braves on a road trip, didn't tell anybody, and
he managed the Braves in the next game and wanted
to keep doing it. But the commissioner came down and
was like, dude, you can't own the team and manage
the team. That's not allowed. He was just going to
manage the Braves because they were on like some crazy
losing streak. You know, they stunk in the eighties.
Speaker 2: Uh, And dude, I missed the old owners. They were
such outlaws. That's the real problem with society now. And
someone was talking about how I saw something on YouTube
about how poor people can't make music anymore, it's too expensive.
Speaker 3: It's Rick Batto. Yeah, I got that clip. If you
want to hear it, Yeah, let's hear it. So this
is one of my favorite problemers.
Speaker 2: We've gotten rid of all the outlaws. Yeh, there's a
lot of guys in here. Women. I've we got three
chicks watching because I've had three chicks tell them what
they call their tits. So far, it's titties, tits, that's it.
It's boob chee cheese, maybe boob boobs.
Speaker 3: So this is Rick Batto. He's one of He's a
he was a guy who was like a session musician
for years. He's one of my favorite YouTubers because he
breaks down all these stupid Spotify lists of how like
the songs you know, and how dumb most of them
are in samey and how they're all made by the
same people. He's a great guy. So this is him
about why.
Speaker 2: I mean, we do not call their tits utters. I've
never heard a woman going on with my utters. No, no,
women do not call their tits utters.
Speaker 3: No. No, maybe the kind of women girls watch, but not.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, the number seven's they might call mutters.
Speaker 3: All right, here we go.
Speaker 8: Okay, So this is just some observations that I've been
making over the past couple of weeks about where the
music business is now and kind of where it was
in nineteen ninety four when I moved to Atlanta, when
I was thirty two years old. So the reason I
moved down here was to try and find people to
play within a band and do my own music. There
were music rehearsal spaces around town here that bands rehearsed at.
There's probably about four or five of them. One of
them was called black Box, I had about fifty rooms
or so. There's another one called Avatar that had a
bunch of rooms, maybe about the same with a couple
of huge rooms that you could rehearse on a stage.
There was another place called Metro that was near the Masquerade,
which is actually a different spot now that my band
rehearsed in. That probably had thirty five different rehearsal spaces
in and there were a number of others. These were
all full of bands that rehearsed all the time, so
day and night you can go in there. They're open
twenty four hours, you can go in. This wasn't just Atlanta,
this was every city. If you went to Seattle like
I did in nineteen ninety two. There was a number
of rehearsal spaces around Seattle that all those Seattle bands
rehearsed in. But there were also rehearsal spaces in Phoenix
and Los Angeles and New York City. Before I moved
here in nineteen ninety four, I was living in New
York ninety three ninety four, and I played in bands there,
and I lived in the East Village. I lived on
First Ab between Seventh and Saint Mark's. And how did
I do that Because I had a job as a
bartender on a boat, and the money I made from
that enabled me to not only pay for my rent,
which you could never do today, but that I also
could go to practice spaces and practicing with the five
different bands that I played in because they all had
practice spaces in Manhattan. And then eventually, when you couldn't
afford to do it in Manhattan, people went to Brooklyn.
And now you can't do it in Brooklyn because that's
too expensive. But the fact of the matter is that
you could work a regular job and afford to do that.
Like when I moved here to Atlanta, I worked as
a music teacher in a store called Buckhead Music. I
taught fifty students a week and made five hundred bucks.
And with that five hundred bucks, I paid my rent,
which was typically about three four.
Speaker 2: Hundred bucks a month.
Speaker 8: I had roommates, and I paid for our rehearsal space.
I chipped in with the other three guys in the band,
and we also paid to go in and record. I
became a producer in nineteen ninety nine. The first gigs
that I did were local bands, and then I got
some major label things, like I did this band left
Front Tire. They had a song in the American by
two soundtrack, and then I got the span Shine down
that I did a few songs on their first record,
which was a double platinum record, and eventually over time
I did a few more major label records, but those
records and budgets started to go away around two thousand
and five, after the financial crisis two thousand and eight.
Rock music basically died around twenty twelve, right when Facebook
and Twitter came online and we were in the social.
Speaker 2: Media full lot. If you go back to the late.
Speaker 8: Nineties, you started seeing these boy bands in sync, backstreet boys.
You saw Britney Spears, and then you had this whole
I guess we just caught it manufactured music that had
professional songwriters and producers that worked on music, and then
that started to bleed into things that I produced because
I was one of the people that did that. Why
do I bring all this up because now we're in
twenty twenty six. When I do these top ten countdowns
on Spotify, I go back after I make the video
and I look at the artists and I see what
their background is. And invariably the artists that are popular,
almost all of them are from wealthy parents and work
with professional songwriters. Now, having wealthy parents is not something
new in the music business. Taylor Swift's dad, Scott Swift,
investor this is known, invested five hundred grand I think
it was into her record label, Big Machine, back when
she first started go to Nowadays, you look at people
like Gracie Abrams, her dad JJ Abrams.
Speaker 2: You know who he is.
Speaker 8: He's a famous producer a movie film. Maybe her best
friend is this or one of her best friends. I
just was listening to Audrey Hobert. Audrey has a brother
that is also a songwriter called Malcolm Todd. But his
name is really Malcolm Todd. Hobert Audrey has a couple
million monthly listeners on Spotify. Malcolm Todd has twenty three
million monthly listeners. But their father was the writer and
producer for Scrubs in the Middle. Sabrina Carpenter's aunt was
the voice of Bart Simpson. We can go on and on.
Speaker 9: Most of the.
Speaker 8: People that make it in the music business now have
parents that are famous, or that are in the film
or TV business or music business, or they're really wealthy,
because only wealthy people, unfortunately, for the most part, can
focus on music.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think he's right. You're seeing that in comedy too.
I love that he brought up Facebook and all that
Facebook eventually leads to Instagram. These platforms have completely controlled art.
They decide what gets seen and what doesn't get seen,
and that is literally destroying comedy right now. There are
no outlaws none. I mean we were talking about outlaw owners.
There's no outlaw musicians, comedians. All the outlaws are all
the old guys like me that have been around forever.
All the young people are just so scared of cancelation,
and they'll whole and listen. There's nothing wrong with wanting
to make money off your art. Okay, but very rarely
when I was coming up, did you see people going,
I just want to be the richest guy in the world.
When I was coming up, everyone just wanted to be
the funniest person they could be. And now it's all
about how can I get a Netflix and how can
I kiss the industry's ass by being as safe and
conform as much as possible. This is true now. The
only thing I will push back on what he's saying,
and who am I to tell him anything? Right? Is that?
Is that now with AI like I. You know, the
last time Eddie Bravo and I went out, he was
so excited about AI and what's doing music because what
he said was I could take these old tracks, I
have load them into AI and have them clean it
up for me. So now it sounds like a studio level,
like high end studio level production. The problem comes to
this is access, the old saying freedom of speech, freedom
of reach, meaning that that's the important thing what they're
allowing you to see if you go to your you know,
everyone's algorithm is different. But when you look at the
comedy going on right now on Instagram, it's super young
people and particularly very attractive female comics talking about their pussies,
and that's really the only thing that gets seen anymore.
The only time I ever get any traction on any
of my clips on Instagram is if I'm talking shit
and the and the algorithm knows I'm going to piss
people off. I have two clips my pronoun bit and
when I get heckled by a gay guy. Both of
those have gone super nova. Nothing else gets over thirty
thousand views. Nothing. They will not show it to anybody.
They do not want people like me to be seen.
And you extend that the music is all rich kid shit.
Speaker 3: You shared a great example of you being shadow band.
See if this is the funniest thing. Oh yeah, here
it is. I pull it for the podcast this there's
not a better example of the shadow band against you
than this instagram you shared the other day. Uh oh
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah. All right, So look, can
you explain the same.
Speaker 2: So I will you know. I do a show with
Brett Binkley an awesome Wade Picard and I was posting
it and I listened. I tried to tag myself in it,
and my actual Twitter that I use all the time
came up third after you know my social media person Robin.
She has official Tripoli that was built in case I
lose Sam TRIPLEY. So that's the first one that goes up,
and then the next one is homophobic slur. Sam TRIPLEI
is the next one that is listed before my actual one,
and then yeah, F DOUBLEG Sam TRIPLEI. And then under
that are two other ones that I've I don't know
Sam Naughty Live, I don't know even if I follow
if I I don't even know that one, and then
Triple E Sam. So, out of the five listed, two
of them are mine, but I don't run Official TRIPLEY.
Robin runs that, and then my actual one is listed
third after F Doug Sam TRIPLEY.
Speaker 3: That's so funny. Why why is your screen so filthy?
It's the thirtieth screen I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: People like, what are you spoog You like, what am
I lifting up and shooting?
Speaker 3: While I mean there's just liquids.
Speaker 2: Just dirt, dirt jizzing on my screen. Johnny, Oh, you.
Speaker 3: Can't control where it goes. Sometimes, man, you get a
little droplets like.
Speaker 2: No, dude, I'm not I'm fifty three, I'm not shooting
those kind of ropes anymore. I'm not the black eye
to bus stop.
Speaker 3: Oh god, we can't show it here, but if you
want to, if you're a filthy person and you want
to laugh, there's a video. Just what would how would
you find that video? Would you say, Sam.
Speaker 2: White chick and black guy bone at a bus stop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the funniest thing. Uh, it's a it's
a just.
Speaker 2: Just wasted from behind. She just keeps getting in positions
from the pine and then somehow the gods knock her
down and rate at that moment, he shoots a long rope.
Speaker 3: And then another guy comes up and starts trying to
hit on her and hugs her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and like he's trying to he's gross.
Speaker 3: On his hand. It's clear that he puts his hand.
Oh it's so gross.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's so gross. And then the black guy walks
off quietly, like.
Speaker 3: Which is a not helping any stereotypes there? Just hitting long.
Speaker 2: Robes like a Vegas fountain rope.
Speaker 3: You know what else will help you? Uh if you
want not really get your get your boner going.
Speaker 2: And she just called it a loud load, a loud load. Yeah,
Like this guy just exploded.
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And guys, if you don't start wrecking shop, Okay, let's
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I'm pregnant. Yeah, no pull out June. Everybody, let's stay.
No mo're pulling out. I love how she's like I said,
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Speaker 3: Our guy, Spencer Pratt finally got to debate these clowns
running for mayor.
Speaker 2: Oh it was great. It was so good, dude. And
you know what was really crazy, Johnny, is how hard
that was to find on the television. Like they almost
didn't even want you to see it. It was very
crazy because Dana was trying to find it so we
can watch it. She's like, I can't find it. I'd
go on YouTube and find it on YouTube after and
it only had seventy thousand views. We're talking about the
mayoral I can't debate for Los Angeles and only seventy
thousand people watched it. And how many people are actually
from LA that watch that. It's crazy to me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is crazy. Well, we're gonna add to that
number right now because here's Spencer Pratt.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Part of him dunking on these idiots is right here
in this clip.
Speaker 2: Check it out.
Speaker 7: How many beds you give these people? They are on
super math, they are on fentanyl. The DEA Statistics says
ninety three percent of this is a drug addiction problem.
Speaker 2: Nitya counselman Robin's plan for treatment.
Speaker 7: First, I will go below the Harbor Freeway tomorrow with
her and we can find some of these people she's
gonna offer treatment for she's gonna get stabbed in the neck.
These people do not want a bed. They want fenyl
or super med. These ideas cost US over four hundred
million dollars to house for sixty seventy What do you say,
three thousand people for four hundred million? This absolute failure
for both of them. They're a team or how many?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I mean, first of all, I'm what makes super
math so so super?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd love to know what.
Speaker 2: Makes it so super I would love to know. Back
in the day, I would love to know. I can't
believe we're super maths now. I mean, you know, we
have problems with science, but science is always working super
mass yeah, I mean, dude, I can't imagine what super
math must be like. It must be just chaos enough.
Do you just flame throw your life? You don't even
need a hot rule over your head. Next thing, you
know what, you're getting banged by a black guy at
a bus stop.
Speaker 3: He's so right, though, dude. Nitya Rahman is talking about how, oh,
We're going to go reach out to these people, find
them where they are, and put them in housing. Dude,
they have great apartments, you know for for free, basically
at the VA in La and there's a whole line
of tents out front because none of them will get clean.
You have to be you have to piss clean to
be in the apartments. They're all empty, and they all
just live out on the curb in front of it
because they don't. It's you got it. You can't do
anything until you solve that. And he's a You.
Speaker 2: Can't bring emotion and empathy and sympathy to broken people.
That's and you just got to understand something. All of
this is meant to collapse the system. That's why they're
spending four hundred million dollars on three thousand people. It's
meant to collapse the system. They want the system collapse,
both the neokon Zionist and the Bolshevik progressives of the
Progressive Bolsheviks, however you want to say, Neo Konzionis Zionis, neocons,
whatever you want to say, they want to collect collapse
the system. That's why these idiot judges are letting out
all these super predators. They want to collect. They want
you so scared full of anxiety that you bag them
for martial law. That's what's coming The Cloward pivot strategy. Yes,
that's exactly what we're talking about, the Cloward pivot strategy.
They just want to collapse the system. That's why you
would spend four hundred million dollars. Now, what do you
think actually went to that program? Fifty mili Maybe the
rest of it went to fund democratic elections and policies
all over the country. Completely and exactly what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Spencer Pratt pointed this out. I didn't even realize that.
I'm ashamed. I didn't Nitthi Rahmen. There are three of
them really that have a chance. It's Nithie Ramen, Karen Bass,
and Spencer Pratt. She had just endorsed Bass Karen Bass
when it became apparent that Spencer Pratt was going to
get second place. If you get second place and the
other person doesn't get over fifty percent, then you go
to a runoff at the end of the year at
the regular election time. This election is in June, and
that would mean it would just be the two of them.
So Karen Bass, not liking her chances, gets her friend
Nitthi Rahman to enter the race to try to push
Spencer Pratt down the third as the plan he pointed
this out. It's obvious. Couldn't be more obvious, because they're
so friendly with each other, the two of them. And
now though it's backfired because nobody wants so Karen basses
now and a lot of poles third behind us Scratt
and Ramen, which would be the most hilarious.
Speaker 2: You know, I watched that. I watched that of debate
later on. It was so controlled, It was so controlled
to minimalize what Spencer Pratt could say. And the one
thing you should have said is that you guys are
both Marxists. You guys are here to destroy Dude. This chick,
the Indian chick or whatever she is, right, she she
just moved here five years ago. Crazy, she's been a
consulman for four years. How do you move to city
and instantly get on the on the city council and
be the third most powerful person because and this goes
back to Spencer Pratt on Joe Rogan talking about how
when you make a deal, when you get the endorsement
you have the Democrats socialist, you have to agree to
allow them to govern with you co govern. You have
to push there to co govern. That's that's how you
just moved somewhere, and then she had the balls to say,
they don't understand, La, I understand La. You lived there
five years.
Speaker 3: That's unreal. That's so when Hillary Clinton moved to New
York and immediately was like, I'm your senator.
Speaker 2: Now that's one percent. Yeah, one. You have no clue
what is possible in Los Angeles. When I moved to
LA in ninety eight, ninety nine, okay, La, it was
so funny. New York City and the New York City
comedy scene hated Los Angeles hated it, hated it. But
it was glorious, dude, it was glorious. It was wild West.
It was fun. You could be provocative, you could say shit,
and it would be like comedy Store versus New York City.
That was it. It was the comedy store versus New
York City. Okay, and the comedy store was crushing it.
New York is great. New York is the mecca of
stand up comedy. It's without a doubt, it's it's the
greatest scene. But I hear it's going to shit too,
just like La. Because going back to that guy talking
about rich kids and music, all the rich kids are
flooding the arts playing by the rules because they hate
their dad, but they don't want to piss them off,
so they're all they want to do is get on
SATA Night Live and get onto the Tonight Show. Even
though that doesn't mean anything anymore, doesn't mean anything, they
still want that so that their dad approves of them.
So what I'm hearing is now, the New York City
comedy scene is dog shit. Not saying the comics aren't great,
but it's wop dog shit, and the suburbs are where
real comedy is happening now. So where we see this
Chicago now. The Comedy Bar is a great club. I
had a great time there. I had a lot of fun,
even though I was up against Notre Dame. Had a
great time. By every show I do, there's a white
chick who lectures me on comedy. She's either crying or
yelling at me. Okay, but when they go out to Batavia,
it's like I can just tee off. The Comedy Vault
is a very special comedy club.
Speaker 3: It's taking comedians like local comedians are staying because it
used to be like unless you move to New York
or LA, you know, you weren't really advancing. Are you
finding that.
Speaker 2: You had to move to the big cities. Yes, but
that now it's not like that because of the social media,
you can pop anywhere, right Yeah. So it's and people
like I'm gonna move to l A. I go. Why
there's no stage time here. It's like it's all controlled
by CIA and all these fucking things. They got all
their people in there. And again it's like, where do
the outlaws go? When he says poor people what he
means our outlaws? Where do the outlaws go? Where do
the people that? It's like, what's happening with the UFC
right now? It's so corporate it's gotten away from its
outlaw days. What you would see was Chuck Ladell. Chuck
Ladell was amazing, But was he like this super skilled
mixed martial artist. No. He just had dynamite in his
hands and everyone loved watching him and knock motherfuckers out.
He wasn't a jiu jitsu guy. He was in a
ground and pound guy. Did we see a lot of kicks?
Not a lot of kicks. It was just these heavy
hamhowks and him knocking people out. It was outlaws shit.
Speaker 3: It was styles too. It was a mix of style.
Now it's just all jiu jitsu. But it used to
be like, remember you would have a guy doing like
I don't know, like wing jung or something like that,
and they would come in and try to do it,
and then you would that's.
Speaker 2: Early I'm talking about.
Speaker 3: I just wish that jiu jitsu. Jiu jitsu is just
so so much better than all that other stuff.
Speaker 2: It's kind of starting to get phased out because everyone's
good at it is amazing. I take it every year.
Jiu Jitsu is fucking great if you're in a fucking
There's this video of some kids in high school. Ones
are like a twink white kid, and then and the
other guy is a big black kid, and the big
black kid keeps punching the little twin kid, and then
the little twin kid's like, okay enough, and he takes
them down in jiu jitsu's him and beats the shit
out of the big black guy. Because it's like most
of your fights go to ground if you have If
you have jiu jitsu and it's just one on one,
you got chance. But in MMA now it's like you
gotta be great at everything and world class at something.
They're now in they don't like the ground and pound anymore,
even though that was a big part of what made
the UFC great. Now they just want to be kickboxing.
Speaker 3: I'll love kickboxing, Don't get me wrong. Kickboxing is great, dude.
Speaker 2: Every glory is fucking great, dude. One you ever see
one clips where it's like it's it's a lot more
striking than jiu jitsu, but it's filmed in like some
fucking like it looks like a movie. It's film so beautifully.
I don't know what's going on to UFC. It's like
once you bring in corporations, they start nickeling and diming everything.
Like they just told the fighters they're not flying their
people out. It's like, what the fuck are you doing?
You just got this giant deal in which Paramount okay,
Rambi Zionist makes way too big an offer to the UFC.
Rambi Zionist Okay, And we see this a lot right
where like Desionists overpay for shit like Barry Weiss, where
she's getting five thousand views, she gets one point when
she gets one hundred and fifty million dollars. Do you
think all that goes to her or does it get
redirected into Zionist programs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you're right, that's what. Yeah, it gets redirected obviously.
Speaker 2: And this is like kind of something I think that
the Cloud forty three is on. I've said before, when
you get rid of pay per views, it takes away
to spec how special an event is. And yes, everybody
was like pirrating it, like our boy Jason Tebow, but
it still seemed very special.
Speaker 3: We got to do at our sports talk out.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yeah, when our one friend is available.
Speaker 3: He's not doing anything, we'll find him, go get it, Johnny.
Speaker 2: You don't need to tell me that we're working around
a guy who has nothing to do schedule.
Speaker 3: So this is uh, this is him again, Spencer Pratt
again wrecking these two clowns. This is talking they Karen
Bass had the nerve last week to go on air
and say that Spencer Pratt was taking advantage of the
fire victims and being emotionally manipulative when his whole house
burned down, you know, and he was in fear for
his parents, Moise.
Speaker 2: That's why he came up with that video. That's why
that video of him showing their mansions.
Speaker 3: That was actually after I think I think that was
of course. Yeah, I think so, yeah, which is I mean,
just impossibly stupid on her part.
Speaker 7: Uh to the mayor of Karen Basses. The thousand firefighters
that were available, but there was no.
Speaker 3: This is the thing about him, man, he knows all
the facts about the fires, like better than they do
because he's so intimately involved in these lawsuits that they
just can't get him on that shit. It's so he's
just so good at this part right here.
Speaker 7: Engines for them because of the seventeen million dollars that
Chief Crowley had asked the mayor for nine weeks before,
and Mayor Karen Bass denied it. So they may have
been available, but they didn't have the equipment they needed.
Not to mention Janie quinnonas who Mayor Karen Bass put
into her position of power at the LADWP, she drained
both of these reservoirs that these firefighters needed to put
out these fires.
Speaker 2: A lot of people talk.
Speaker 7: About climate change and hurricane force winds. The winds and
the curd policies never reached higher than forty miles per
hour for those first six hours. They didn't go above
twenty seven miles per hour. So without those two reservoirs
filled with one hundred and seventeen million gallons and five
million gallons these firefighters had can fly all the way
to Malibu and Encino to get water. So that, to
me is the most dangerous thing that the mayor put
us up against.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, my whole thing is, like I wish you
would have asked, Hey, Karen, why did you say the
day before the fires that you're leaving town. I wish
you understand why. You'll know when you see it, what
are you talking about? What are you talking about? And
you're just gonna explain it away because we all know
what you're talking about. We know exactly what you're talking about.
You want to take these family homes and turn them
into multiple resident housing. We know that you can see
here and deny it all you want. It's more than
obvious that that's what you're doing, Okay, And it's so
freaking obvious. And that's why, like I'm telling you, it
was so controlled because he never really dropped He dropped
hammers on them, but he could drop nukes even though
they're not real nukes on her if he had said
those things.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent, here's the proof of what you just said.
By the way, John Stossel did a quick video about
the rebuilding and the Palisades or lack thereof.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nearly the entire community of Pacific Palisades has been destroyed.
Speaker 11: Last year, wildfires destroyed more than ten thousand California homes.
Politicians said, we are one hundred percent committed to getting
this neighborhood rebuilt again. The governor said his officials.
Speaker 2: Were responding to it at scale with efficiency.
Speaker 11: Getting rid of bureaucratic obstacles.
Speaker 6: To building, addressing building codes, addressing permitting issues, and moving
forward to rebuilding.
Speaker 11: So one year later or most of the homes being rebuilt, No,
not even close. Only a handful have been fully rebuilt
so far. That's it out of more than ten thousand lost.
Why because California has two any rules.
Speaker 9: This is decades and decades of red tape.
Speaker 11: Jim Cragg put sprinklers on his roof and was able
to save his and some of his neighbor's homes.
Speaker 9: The fourteen houses beneath me survived, and then below our
fourteen there's over a thousand houses gone, and we're trying
to rescue what we can now.
Speaker 11: He runs a volunteer group that helps people navigate life
after the fire. He's frustrated that it still takes months
just to get permission to rebuild. What takes months, inefficiency
takes months. Even those who do get permits and start
rebuilding sometimes get stopped.
Speaker 9: You start building on that house and oops, there's a
permit issue. Do you shut down for five days? All
those trucks are waiting, all that lumber is waiting. There's
six thousand houses waiting behind you.
Speaker 2: When we find a problem, we address it somehow.
Speaker 11: Mayor Bass thinks she's simplified the permit process.
Speaker 12: We have waved put aside, suspended so we can get
through the permitting process in record speed.
Speaker 11: Record speed must not mean much in politics, because homeowners
still have to complete this mountain of paperwork. These are
the permits you need to rebuild. There's the Green Building
Code Form GRN three. It must be completed prior to
final inspection. Water closet rules, a waste management plan, information
about state solar energy and incentive programs must be provided.
The rules seem endless. It goes on and on.
Speaker 9: There are thousands of people who are traumatized, and they're
being handed that stack, and they're being told learn this,
figure it out. Master this. By the way, if you
mess up on this, you may end up losing fifty
or one hundred thousand dollars. It's scary.
Speaker 11: Because it's so scary, most people haven't even applied for permits.
Speaker 9: Correct financially, it doesn't make sense to try. This is
something that you could ruin your family, even worse than
what just happened in the fire. Yet the mayor still
says this.
Speaker 2: Is actually pretty quick.
Speaker 9: It doesn't feel pretty quick for that family that's living
in a hotel.
Speaker 11: Not quickly is the fucking communists bureaucrats may have made
the fire wars by draining a reservoir.
Speaker 2: There's no water in the palatinate.
Speaker 13: There's no water coming out of the fire hydrant.
Speaker 9: Fire hydrants. Some of them worked, most of them didn't.
The reservoir was empty.
Speaker 1: The one hundred and seventeen million gallon reservoir above Pacific
Palisades had been empty for maintenance for most of the year.
Speaker 11: Officials say they had to repair the reservoir cover, but.
Speaker 2: The repair took months to schedule and the work still
hasn't started.
Speaker 11: In addition, Los Angeles County.
Speaker 1: Would not allow firefighters to use heavy machinery in places
with protected plants or cultural sites.
Speaker 11: Now, fire victims claim California officials.
Speaker 2: Told Cruise they could not use chainsaws to car about
conteinment lines because it would endanger protected plant species.
Speaker 11: And if that wasn't bad enough, they're still charging property tax. Yes,
empty lots have to pay two thirds of what they
used to pay.
Speaker 9: It's frankly a slap in the face.
Speaker 11: Last year, mayorbas admitted.
Speaker 12: There is dysfunctional levels of government everywhere, so it isn't
anything particular to Los Angeles.
Speaker 11: She's right about that, but I think Los Angeles is
probably worse.
Speaker 2: Dude, did you hear that last part.
Speaker 3: That's how they're gonna end up owning all these houses
people were paid, Yes, two thirds of property tax still
that they were before, just to not even have a
house to live in a hotel.
Speaker 2: Oh it's yeah, yeah, I mean, dude, it's like absolutely
fucking retarded.
Speaker 3: If the absolutely.
Speaker 2: Retarding, If these dumb people are out here, nobody likes her.
I don't like this dumb these dumb motherfuckers. They keep like,
it's all these fake polls, Johnny, They're all fake polls.
I believe they're all fake poles. There are we won't do.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of dumb people in LA. Let's
be honest.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of dumb people in LA. One percent.
Speaker 3: Most of them seem to vote.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, well they vote with their hearts because they're
fucking retards. And I don't give a shit if everyone's
upset me saying that they're freaking retards. I freaking hate
them and they can all kiss my ass. I'm sorry, dude,
It's like, really sad at how bad this is. You
know what I'm saying. It's just unbelievable, dude, I'll fight.
I mean, it's just disgusting that this these this woman
hasn't even lived in LA for fucking more than six years.
She knows La. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I saw somebody saying that that it's ridiculous that anybody
would vote for Spencer Pratt who doesn't have experience running
the government, running the government what into the ground, because
that's what they have experience in Karen Bass and Nathia
Raman have done nothing but to screw up the city.
Is that good? Is that experience that's helpful? Because I
would rather have somebody who just doesn't know how to
run the thing and and can't run it. So then
it grinds to a halt because government seems only to
be good in the California at destroying the city that
it governs.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny, I would like to do that, but you
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charge of this whole show, even though you.
Speaker 2: Say I am not. Nobody is in charge exception Johnny Woodard,
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Speaker 3: I'm excited, My baby, my baby, Are you excited? Johnny,
did you did you see that beaver? Yeah, I'm excited.
Did you see that beaver just going yolo and attacking people? No,
show me that it's in Jersey, dude. They said it's rabid,
but I don't. I mean, I don't know if it is.
I heard beaver's are just territorial, is what people are
tweeting at me. But check this out. This beaver is
going out for like a kid and a dog, and all.
Speaker 2: These people are attacked by a beaver. I can't see
what's he doing attacking the.
Speaker 3: Dog is attacking everybody.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 3: Dogs are so brave here.
Speaker 2: Especially little dogs. Talk mad ship.
Speaker 3: Look it comes back for more too.
Speaker 2: It wants all get attacked by a beaver.
Speaker 3: That was great rabbit ravid beaver attack.
Speaker 2: They say a lot of beaver's out there, Johnny, I
went saw I went saw Michael Jackson movie with the kids,
and it was so funny because it's sold up it
it's a kid's movie. It's a kid's movie you can
watch with your kids, because I mentioned which means when
you're under thirteen, you need a parent's permission. And I
was with them. Me and Dana brought ghosts Ninja to
go watch Michael Jackson, and I loved it. It was great.
I mean, people, look, you didn't talk about any of
the crazy, So I'm like, yeah, because they wanted as
many people to come as possible, and the only way
to do that is to have kids. Make a kid friendly.
And my kids don't need to know about all the
allegations because they listen. I'm gonna tell you something, Johnny,
in about thirty years, no one will be talking about
the Joe Rogan experience. He's the Johnny Carson of today.
It's just the nature thing. Nobody talks about Johnny Carson.
When was the last time anyone talked about Johnny Carson
before this conversation. It's just the nature of the biz, right,
We're just out with the old, in with the new.
The only thing that will last forever, I swear is
Michael Jackson. We were at the movie theater and there
were kids everywhere. They were loving it.
Speaker 3: Dude, do you think, well, was there any like even
a wink, like a nod to the weirdness around him?
Speaker 2: Like? The only thing they make a NodD too, is
that he had he started to get addicted to painkillers.
Speaker 3: Did they have mcaulay culkin, like somebody playing McCaulay culkin
in there being his.
Speaker 2: Little It was his greatest hits.
Speaker 3: Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 3: Now, Michael Jackson apparently openly admits this, but have you
ever seen Bob Fosse in that The Little Prince film?
And how basically MJ just jacked this guy's moves. Now,
he jacked the moves from somebody else, but he's this
is the movie I think it's called The Little Prince
and it's just Michael Jackson's move Dude, look at the
I'm not gonna yeah, it's just he's playing a snake.
If you don't know, he's playing a snake. And in
the movie he's like talking about like, I mean, that's
just MJ. Right there, isn't it? Look at that?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 13: Yeah, all the stuff, the kick yup, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3: Now, Bob Fossey is a legendary you know, he's a dancer,
a great dancer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bob false feels about it because I'd be like, dude,
that's great. He gets around with Michael Jackson blew up
and doing all this stuff.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I don't think he's around now,
it's what I'm.
Speaker 2: But it's just so had he ever commented on it?
Speaker 3: Let's see it. So Johnny died in eighty seven, so
he's been he's been gone a while.
Speaker 2: So we go to the movie, right, we go to
the movie once again, black people vulture culture and white
people's stuff. We always hear it the other way around.
It's like, no the N word and moon walk or
white people shit. Okay, just understand that. So so, so
we're trying to go to the movie. You know, the
kids are staying over the weekend, so we try to
find one and the only movie theater that had any
seats left was four D. And if you don't know
what four D, wow, Yeah, there were no Well we
not only did we need four seats, but we need
four seats near each other. So there are movie theaters
where you have one seat here, one seat over there,
one seat.
Speaker 3: Over pack and it's been out like two weeks now, right,
or is this the second.
Speaker 2: It was packed? It was this one. This one was
in full because the tickets were so expensive. But it's like,
I gotta get these kids out of the house. They
gotta do something, So we take them to the movie theater.
So do you know what four D is, Johnny, Yes,
I do.
Speaker 3: It's where the seats rumble and they like blow it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, well I didn't know what that meant. I
just thought it was in like three D with glasses
and something like that. So we we take them to
the movie theater. We get there a little late, but
there's so many movie trailers that we got their rate
in time, so we called it three movies.
Speaker 3: They't even put it on the ticket now at AMC, Hey,
you can show up thirty minutes late because we're playing
a ton of hats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're running them all. But the problem with this
is that Michael Jackson is one movie, but all all
the all. Because it's such a huge hit, they're putting
their biggest action films before it. Right, interesting and right.
So so we get there and I don't even know what.
We sit down. It's all action films and literally our
seats are like. Ghosts is freaking out. She's like, make
it stop. I hate this. Ninja is loving it. She's like, ah,
giggle monster comes out, and giggle monsters. When giggle Monsters out,
we're all in for a run here. Giggle Monsters loving it.
Ghosts is like I'm like, calm down. I'm like, get
off the seat if you don't like it.
Speaker 3: My daughter like, you went quiet on me? Can you
hear me?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I can hear you.
Speaker 3: Can you you went mute on me? So I don't
don't mean it's yeah, you're not making sound. It says
down there, Uh, you might need to did you? Can
you guys hear Sam?
Speaker 2: Can you guys hear me?
Speaker 3: Give it? Give a chat a second to catch up
because I just can't hear you, and I don't know
if they can or not. Can you guys hear Sam?
Speaker 2: Yes? We can all hear your audio sucks.
Speaker 3: Let me just guy.
Speaker 2: So it was like he man. It was like every
like action film coming out. I mean, dude, we thought
I thought we were in an earthquake. It was like, ah.
My dad was like like itself. Like my daughter, it
watches movies like she's at the Magic Johnson movie theater
and what am I talking about black people talking? My
daughter talks so loud in the movies. I'm like, you
can't talk in the movie. Shuh shush. And it was
really funny. It was really say say say what you want,
but don't leave me. If dude, do do what do
you want? But where is Johnny? Dude, Johnny, why are
you gone so long? It's unbelievable. Anyways, so I'm back.
I'm sorry, so Johnny. So anyways, So, I mean, they're
just getting rocks. And it was just one fucking trailer
after another. And my daughter's happened to me.
Speaker 3: I went to see Transformers with my nephew and they
played the Aliens trailer and he was just he was
totally so freaked out. Man. He turned to me and
he's like, oh, Johnny.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. Yeah, I'm like, yeah, why are you doing
Michael Jackson movies with action film trailers? Crazy? Like he man,
I forget every action film you could was just like
jumping around. So anyways, what was cool about the four
D is like whenever there was snow, dude, all this
confetti came down. It was really cool. Dana thought it
was like some kind of hologram or something. She's like,
is that part is that real? Like, oh yeah, dude,
it's it's it's it's snowing on us right now. But
it's weird because like if there was rain, you'd get
hit with like miss behind you. And then if you
were about that. Yeah, I mean like they should tell you, hey,
if you're bringing kids, it's gonna be an earthquake in here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all right, especially, I mean some kids just
don't like that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my daughter Ghosts did not like it. She was
ready to go home. I'm like, we're gonna watch this movie.
I paid a ton of money to see this. That
has well, especially in four D, which nobody wants. They're like, dude,
how fun is this? It's like nobody wants this?
Speaker 3: What how much of like thirty dollars a ticket or
something insaying like that, like twenty eight Yeah, it's a
take a scam. Such such a scam, you know.
Speaker 2: So anyways, it was very funny because there's a scene
where I'm not gonna give away the movie. It's you
already know the story, but.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: They really make Joe Jackson the bad guy, like really bad,
like really bad, like he's a giant piece of shit.
Yeah he was a piece of shit, but they make
him really bad. But there's scenes where he whips young
Michael Jackson and it was like, it's not funny. But
the funny part was that every time he whipped Michael Jackson.
I would turn the ghost go and see Dad's not
that bad. You got a good dad. And then then
then I would pull my shirt up and show my
belt and be just go just no, just no, daddy
has a belt too. Okay.
Speaker 3: That used to be the thing, man, Oh yeah, back,
go out and pick your switch was the thing they
used to say when I was a kid. You know,
it's like, I'm gonna make you a pick a switch
my dad.
Speaker 2: My parents never beat me, but man, one time I
beat the shit out of my brother because he's being
a fucking knucklehead, and my dad came home and grabbed
me and literally threw me across the room. I'm like, okay, lesson,
learn did it again? No? Well, I always beat the
shall my brother. I always told you we'd make up
fake wrestling belts. We would be like, I'd be like Jason.
Jason would be like w oh T World Champion, and
then I would beat his ass and I'd be like, no,
w oh D World Champion belts. I just strip themove
his belts right instantly.
Speaker 3: Were you a bad brother?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't a bad brother. We would just have
wrestling moments and I would just whoop his.
Speaker 3: Ass, just destroy him. Yeah, so funny.
Speaker 2: And that was funny because later on my brother, you know,
you ever hear the story where like they train baby
elephants to feel like they can't get off from the rope,
so when they're giant to put a rope around. That's
what happened with my brother. I beat his ass so
much that later on I ecologically have them beat so terrible.
Dude occasionally get in my face and I would just
be like, do you want to lose another belt dog,
because I will whoop your ass again. You want to
talk about I'm the older brother. I'm the older brother.
My brother is genetically superior to me. He's smarter, he's
more athletic, he has a bigger dick like my brother is,
Like he's a better bowler, better golfer, can work with people,
can work in an office. My brother is much more
superior than me. But I still beat that ass. Beating
that ass.
Speaker 3: Traumatizing children. Did you see Trump had a bunch of
kids in the Oval office, And this is why he
started talking to them about a bunch of like what
would you say, There's like that girl on the left,
there is probably like seven and.
Speaker 2: Eight years old.
Speaker 3: That girl, that little girl on the left there that oh.
Speaker 2: That little girl, yeah, she's probably like six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, something like that, right, and then the girl on
the right is probably like eight, and then the kid. Yeah,
children though, to be clear, and this is why he
starts talking to them about.
Speaker 14: We just broke every record and now we're going to
take a hit because we have to make a journey
down to Iran to take the nuclear weapon. They would
have had a nuclear weapon and within two weeks, remember
we sent that beautiful be two bomber in and we
blew up their nuclear potential. It was obliterated. For those
that are not aware.
Speaker 2: Party wishes, there was no we wouldn't let him, Like,
we couldn't enjoyed this guy.
Speaker 3: There's part of me that yeah, it's the called all
of me it which is there was no Epstein.
Speaker 2: Absolutely yeah, I mean like of course, I mean like
we wanted to come out so we know who the
scumbags are, right, but like I wish we didn't he
didn't have the scandal so we could enjoy how insane
he is.
Speaker 3: Oh, I mean, you're how insane. It's to be clear,
it's just I just don't support him.
Speaker 2: It's uh.
Speaker 3: You can enjoy him being insane without supporting him, I think,
and I totally enjoy when he starts ranting to children
about how he saved them from nuclear holocaust.
Speaker 2: You know they're gonna get a clear bomb. They're gonna
kill you. Your parents will probably die horrible down two
weeks away, two weeks away. And I just went in
there and I just stopped it, because I'm the greatest
president of all time. Beautiful, the beautiful be two bomber,
the bait were send in this B two bomber. It
just kills everybody. Children, women, they're all dead. And you
don't have to worry about that because you live in America.
But it was a very important thing.
Speaker 14: So we would have had a and I ran with
a nuclear weapon, and maybe we wouldn't all be here
right now. I can tell you the Middle East would
have been gone, Israel would have been gone, and they
would have trained their sights on Europe first and then us.
Speaker 2: Because it's just it's just your grand all ranting about
the colors. He got, all these colors. They're everywhere. They're
dating my daughters, my granddaughters. I don't like it. I know,
I'm old, but I'm just is anyone listening to me?
Why am I rocking in his chair by myself?
Speaker 3: I love that he goes into this lower register to
to talk to the kids, or that he kind of
gets quieter, you know, like because he's talking to children,
you know, I can tell them crazy stuff. I just
have to lower my voices a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just listen. I'm telling you horrible things. Okay,
horrible horrible things.
Speaker 3: You know, they're all just like, Okay, wait, is that
is that the coach of Florida on the left, It
is right, Florida's head coach, the basketball coach. That's him, And.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, look he's got the Florida thing on.
He's like, you're never going to get any recruits.
Speaker 3: Ever, all right, I think he I will just finish
this herea I.
Speaker 2: Can let lunatics have a nuclear weapon.
Speaker 14: The power of a nuclear weapon is something I don't
even want to talk about.
Speaker 2: It's not going to happen. Do you want to talk
about it? It's so real. You don't even know. Your
grandpa knows, Your great grandpa definitely knows.
Speaker 3: That is the best dude. That was so funny. Him
going just traumatized.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you, You'll be crying as your flesh is
melting off your body. You'll die horrible death, and raccoons
will eat you. Raccoons will survive u Culear Holocaust, and
they'll survive by eating your dead family's bodies.
Speaker 3: And even if you do survive, you'll have to watch
your parents all die, have.
Speaker 2: To die horrible deaths. You'll probably have to learn how
to survive. And all the girls here will be child brides.
By the time you're seven, you'll already have three kids.
Speaker 3: Oh no, do you think Nick Fuentes is serious about
saying he's voting Democrat now, Like he's become a Democrat,
that's what he's telling everybody. And I assume from him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he's just a trickster. Dude.
Speaker 3: I like go and say and like, you know what,
let's punish the Republicans Like there's nothing to that, right,
that doesn't work? You know that's not I mean, you're
just playing How about this, Nick?
Speaker 2: How about you just say, how about don't vote for anybody?
How about that? Nick? You know, I gotta just I'm
a vote Democrat, you know why not? I don't like
what am I? Who am I? Voting for right now?
That was my Nick Flint.
Speaker 3: Really, No, that's not thinking that.
Speaker 10: I don't even see a lot of people, Oh that
was pretty good, that was good.
Speaker 2: I don't people even talking about it right now.
Speaker 10: The big deal, and it's part of why I switched parties,
part of why I'm so proud now to be a
Democrat in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 3: And our featured story is always clearly having some fun
with this. But I mean, I know people who think
he's serious.
Speaker 10: About A group of House Democrats led by Joaquin Castro,
another Hispanic Latino Democrat. They wrote a letter to the
Trump government and they are now demanding this is fun
that the US government expose and acknowledge that Israel maintains
an arsenal of nuclear weapons. Holy based, How could anybody
vote Republican? How could anybody be a Republican in twenty
twenty six?
Speaker 3: What do they even do?
Speaker 10: What do they even do other than exonerate Jewish pedophiles,
steal money, give amnesty to illegal aliens?
Speaker 3: What does the GOP even do?
Speaker 10: This is why I'm a proud Afro Latino Democrat.
Speaker 3: How do you think about that? He's just having fun?
Right I don't think he's I know people think.
Speaker 2: Obviously, I don't think you would ever vote Democrats, And
he's totally right, dude. Real quick, Jeffrey Wilson is in
the common section local Celebrity. Everybody, Local celebrity, Jeffrey Wilson.
Speaker 3: Other thing that birthday. Shout out Jamie, happy birthday. Another
thing people are taking seriously and I'm curious if you
think it's real. I don't. I'm pretty sure it's not real. Uh,
this is Andrew Santino on Caleb Presley. Whatever it is.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, you went to.
Speaker 3: You and by the way, Caleb Presley shout out it's
on your podcast.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Do they send you topics to avoid or not bring
up like you did with us today.
Speaker 15: I did that or my team did that.
Speaker 3: Just the things that they you said, Please don't bring
these topics up.
Speaker 15: I sent you an email saying don't mention Israel because
I know you guys do that every week on the show,
and I was like, don't bring that up.
Speaker 3: Shut them out.
Speaker 2: I mean, like bringing up topics or I don't want
to say shout out Israel.
Speaker 15: Sure, but this feels heavy. I don't censor our guests.
They tell us what they want cut is gig short
for giggle Gigsteine Marcus Gigstein was one of the first
men to start paying people to do impressions and voice
shut out.
Speaker 3: That's funny, rights, He's just joking, right, Like, don't you
think he's playing into that? Or do you think he
really told him not dam.
Speaker 2: I think he's playing into it. I think Andrew Santino
is a five tool player. I think he's good at everything, acting, writing,
stand up, podcasting. I bet you the guy can sing too.
I mean he's just an all around five tool entertainer.
That seems theatric to me. Yeah, that seems theatric.
Speaker 3: So do you think of that genre of thing like
he does it? Kel Presley does it. He's not the first.
The first or the one of the earliest was like
between two Ferns, right with Galfanakis. Then you had Eric Andre.
But these like fake, really heavily edited jump cut interviews
where it's pretty like if the person being interview is
not in on and they're an idiot, what do you
What do you think of that style?
Speaker 2: Do you?
Speaker 3: Because to me, that's just it's all I'm not a fan.
Speaker 11: I like it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I love two Ferns. I mean Tom Fern's.
I thought it was brilliant and I you know, I
like I like that show. I like the other one
you mentioned, what was the other one you said was
Eric Andre that was super funny. I mean, I like it.
I think it's funny. Here's the thing. Everything is an
extension from Tim and Eric, and it just really sucks
that Tim and Eric have gotten really political. It's like,
if you start out political, I'm fine with you being political,
but if you make it in the even though Tim
and Eric is not mainstream at all, Tim and Eric
is the definition of all comedy, right, and they're probably
very progressive. Not probably they are, but it just really
sucks that their their take on Alex Jones and how
they're okay with that fucking complete and uther sham of
a trial which was so obviously bullshit, to the point
that people think Alex Jones is involved with it and
he's not, you know, like it was such a sham trial.
Like activist judges are the biggest threat to our democracy
right now.
Speaker 3: It wasn't even that it was his own representative that
screwed him.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how a lawyer, how a lawyer is
allowed to do that, and the trial goes on. You
send all the evidence to the prosecutor or the the
the the what is it the complaintant, the plaintint is
that what they call that side in a civil trial,
the plainton.
Speaker 3: The plaintiff is the person the plaintiff right making the
complaint right right right right now. People say Tom Green
was the pioneer of that. Tom Green is a different
thing because in Tom Green, the people being and I
adore Tom Tom Green, like we had him on punch Drunk.
Speaker 2: I don't you dare say anything. I'll reach you this thing.
Speaker 3: Love Tom Green. But that's a different because the people,
the people who are on the other end of it
aren't complicit in it. But like with Eric Andre and
a lot of these new things, the people obviously have
to know that they're being screwed.
Speaker 2: With what they're walking into.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and a lot of times they it's clear that
they were somehow prompted or told how to react and
what to say. And that's the part of that that
I find kind of it hits false to me. This
is we didn't play this. This is what Tim Hideker,
when he did go on Info.
Speaker 2: Wars start with high Decker take over the Onion.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: NBC bought it out just so they wouldn't make fun
of Clinton. But like the Onion used to do great work.
Now it's just hot dog shit.
Speaker 3: The Onion is owned by Global Tetrahedron, Chicago based firm.
Speaker 2: Credit doesn't sound evil at all. That doesn't sound evil
at all. Tetrahedron.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it says it's created by that company, is created
by Twilio CEO Jeff Lawson and former NBC News reporter
Ben Collins. So yeah, I don't unless unless it's happened
since then. Let me see what is Tim high Decker's
relationship with the Onion. So yeah, so he went on
He went on Info Wars air because they lost essentially
the rights to go on their own air, on their
own website to the Onion after that trial and bankruptcy
and all that stuff. This is what he went on
live with the first time they streamed once more.
Speaker 2: I did this earlier this morning.
Speaker 3: High Decker. By the way, not Alex Jones if you're listening.
Speaker 16: But I'm gonna sip from the blood of the foresakean
This is real human blood.
Speaker 2: You can find this at the Info Wars for store.
Speaker 16: This is human blood curated from the Foresakan and the sinners.
All right, this is pure premium blood tested FDA unapproved,
and this is just human blood as part of my
say Tannic ritual. My I am a servant to Satan,
and thank god I was able to get him and
the Lord to sit down and come to their senses
and get things back to before before Satan was cast
into hell.
Speaker 2: So I'm part of that. I'm part of get. I'm
part of part of the peace movement.
Speaker 3: What is he talking about?
Speaker 2: Stick?
Speaker 16: It tastes like blood, and this is Satan giving me
the powers to continue to fight.
Speaker 2: And we will continue to fight. And I cheers to
you if you have access.
Speaker 16: To the blood of the Foresacan and Uh and in
of older children. All the is my blood. These are
adult This is adult blood. By the way, ain't no question.
I make sure of that because I don't want get
in trouble. But this is this is this is the
blood of forest, of the Foresacan. This hoi and you
taste goods giving me the power. It's like son Zue said,
the victor and battle seaks battle only after the victory
has been won, and.
Speaker 2: We will win. We will conquer info Wars forever. You
are the info Warrior, follow us info Wars. Here's a
movement and you're own it. Now you're on harsh.
Speaker 3: So that was that was that?
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 3: I see you're eating your mute. It's still sammy muted.
Speaker 2: What didn't they go with? What didn't they go with?
What that was? What they chose? What didn't they go with?
Ye if that was the best they got?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just like, all right, man, do the most
obvious thing you can think of.
Speaker 2: Right, It's like really sad that he's making fun of
something that's so obviously happening. With the satanic shit.
Speaker 3: It's like, yes, that's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's happening, like you're you're acting like it's not
happening because you're progressive to him. I think you're I
love Tim and Eric, I always have, but you're acting
like you're not in a reality where everyone knows that
at the highest levels they all worship dark shit. So
when that.
Speaker 3: Demon doesn't just murdered a girl in Nevada, like who
a guy was clearly possessed by he said he was
possessed by demons. Let's say, come on, dude, I'm not
a fan of making fun of that. I don't know,
it was just the only.
Speaker 2: Thing I hate about that guy getting the death penalty
is that he's going to live for a long time.
If you really want to punch that guy, you should
put him in general He should go into general population
and let those guys exact the real the real justice
that that little girl deserves such a sitting age go
thirty years before it happens, you know, just let him
get taken care of.
Speaker 3: Dude with you and Steven Tyler, now, by the way,
is finally somebody finally sued him for that sixteen year
old girl in the seventies or whatever. He's getting sued,
I mean a long time later. But uh, it's funny
how these people only a.
Speaker 2: Girl on tour because fucking her parents said he could
like idiots.
Speaker 3: It's okay, it's uh this from the la time. Steven
Tyler is headed to trial after child essay claims. Uh
this is this was filed like a little while ago,
but now it's finally heading the trial. It's a it's
a it's a lawsuit. One of one of the claims
was thrown out. According to people here, which is, uh,
give me a yeah, full screen ad. But it's not.
It's it's not a good look for Steven Tyler and
they It seems like they only ever get these guys
after you know, they have nothing to lose, you know
what I mean, the majority of an essay lawsuit file.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's when your brand is done, when you're no
longer making them money and they got to act like
they're doing something. That's when they take you off. There's
certain people out there in the comedy world. I think
that's going to happen to once they're no longer producing.
It's going to happen now. They did.
Speaker 3: Now they did throw out some of the elements of
the complaint, which Steven Tyler was calling or his people
were calling a huge victory per the filing. The intentional
infliction of emotional distress claim remains in the lawsuit, which
alleged another full screen pop up, which alleged SSA battery,
and the intentional infliction of emotional distress. It centers around
an allegation that the girl and Tyler s had s
in a hotel. Sorry, folks, if you're listening on a
nonsensored platform other than like non YouTube and a public
hot tub when she was sixteen in California and seventy four.
The filing claims that they were engaged to be married,
expecting a child, and still living together in Massachusetts in
seventy five, a year later, when he was just a
full grown man at that point. Again, that's just like
Russell Brand, that was just it's just creepy. Uh So, yeah,
Steven Tad, I guess we're not gonna get that Aerosmith
reunion tour not with this on his wrap sheet.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean, dude, it's it's it's just absolutely crazy, dude,
it's absolutely crazy. And I mean, like, dude, these guys
will go to their parents be like, hey, I'd like
to take your daughter on tour. Is that cool? And
these parents are like, oh, hell yeah, well you see
the world, darling.
Speaker 3: It's from this old mentality of where daughters were kind
of like a burden until you could get him off
of your balance sheet, you know what I mean, And
like any opportunity to get a daughter off of your
balance sheet was a win for parents. Uh that's why
you had to pay like a dowry and stuff, you know.
And and I think it just.
Speaker 2: That's the funniest thing about women. Now they're like, where
the prize? You're like, dude, Up until about decade ago,
parents would have to pay to get you off the
fucking payroll.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you talking about? Did you see this?
Speaker 2: What do you call this?
Speaker 3: They thought, Okay, So this guy was trying to forward
a river kind of like Oregon Trail. He's trying to
drive across a river that was flooded, and his car
got swept down into the river.
Speaker 2: This was in.
Speaker 3: Somewhere South South Africa. Fifty nine year old guy and
he disappeared. And then they got a hunch that these
alligators ate him because they kind of hang out down there,
and they found one that especially rotund, this alligator and
lifted him out. Oh my god, this is the that
alligator out of the wilderness there.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: They opened this allam. Not only is this dude inside
of it, but they find six other pairs of shoes.
Speaker 2: What six he bought a serial killer alligator.
Speaker 3: You just gotta taste it's like those man eating tigers. Dude,
he gotta taste for human flesh. And that's what I want.
Speaker 2: And you just wrap it up. By the way, dude, Johnny,
would you ever drive through a flooded river when you
know there's alligators anywhere near there?
Speaker 3: Absolutely not, of course not.
Speaker 2: That's like that, dude. I'd be like, not wait till
the flood's over.
Speaker 3: Anybody who played Oregon Trail knows you hire somebody to
afford the river. That's what you do. You can't you
can't try to do it yourself because the whole the
whole party will end up dead. That's how that works.
What else is going on? The JP Morgan guy, we
talked about it. Did you see a plane was landing
and just clipped, oh, yeah, this is the craziest thing, bro.
Speaker 2: So I do not believe. I cannot believe. I cannot
believe that they would even let trucks drive by there
at that time.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's just on an overpass. So this guy
is a Baltimore Bakery truck driver and the plane landing
is a seven sixty seven four hundred. He's let's see.
Senior vice president of the Transportation and Logistics that H
and S Bakery, Chuck pati Rakus, says the driver was
headed to Baltimore. From Baltimore to New Jersey when he
was hit. He suffered only minor injuries. Thank god. Check
this out. This footage is dramatic. This guy's just loving.
Look at Bic smile on his face, singing. It looks
like having a great time. You can hear it.
Speaker 2: Look oh my, oh my god, it crashed his thing.
Oh my, oh my god.
Speaker 3: And the plane just lands normally, dude, But you can
always feel like a man.
Speaker 2: Johnny, it sounds awful. Oh my, oh my god, my goodness.
Speaker 3: You see all that win Oh my goodness, Oh my god,
it was Hotel California. That's great.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness, Johnny, look at this. I know you
think I'm fucking crazy. I know you do. But look
at this, Johnny. After she got her ass handed to
her in a fucking thing. Look at what poly Markets say.
Poly Market looks like, uh, Karen Bass has taken fucking
the lead again. It's like it's a lie, dude, It's
a fucking lie. They're just using all.
Speaker 3: Where did it go? They it's gone now it's just
Senior mentioned, Wait, who do they have in second?
Speaker 2: Though? There it is did.
Speaker 3: They have or or a Pratt in second? Because I
bet you they put Ramen in second? Can you can you.
Speaker 2: Expand it Ramen in second.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course that's it. And that's exactly why she
entered the race to try to keep him well. That
people are so stupid, man, people are so.
Speaker 2: They're so dumb, dude, They're so dude. And I know, Johnny,
you think that this is all that all people would
bet the other way, dude. Not if you flood it
with money, dude. And that's what all of this fucking
tax frag goes into astroturfing, that people believe this shit.
Speaker 3: So unbelievable or something. Is that what you think?
Speaker 2: No, what they're trying to do is they're trying to
give you the illusion that she could win, so when
they rig it for you're not shocked when she wins.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that. By the way, he the KTLA
poll that I saw, he was by far the winner
of the debate, dude.
Speaker 2: He won eighty Yeah, eighty percent people thought he won.
Speaker 3: And that's Kate La.
Speaker 2: Five percent thought the Indian one, and then thirty percent
thought Karen Basswan, the chick on the end, should not
even be close to that. She shouldn't be on there, dude.
She is a Marxist Democrat, socialist garbage person.
Speaker 3: And dude, if you want to go all the dumb
people on Twitter that are still there, you think that's
like a lot, it's not go to threads. The biggest
idiots all went to threads. I went on there, oh yeah,
five arguments about the mayor's race and just had to leave.
I was like, oh my god, let's.
Speaker 2: Also look at Kingy benz Z nineteen eighty seventy seventy
nine eighty six and the election out comes. Sam doesn't
like his rig. You're so fucking nuts, dude, You're just
so nuts. Okay, you're just nuts. Okay, I mean obvious.
Speaker 3: I am partial to that idea that people in LA
are stupid, they're dumbed.
Speaker 2: Johnny. When I'm like, Hillary Clinton stole the primary from
from Bernie Sanders, okay, stole the primary.
Speaker 3: I'm one hundred and eighty five pounds, bro, I don't
know what he's I look like I'm about to blow away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean to dude, the comment section is really
out of pocket today. We're just out here spreading love
like quality Christian warriors, okay, and then this guy, these
people are just saying unholy shit to us. Okay. When
Hillary Clinton Okay, when Hillary Clinton was running against Bernie Sanders,
She's putting fifty people in the lunch room while Bernie
Sanders was playing stadiums, and you think Hillary won. When
Biden ran against Trump, everything he touched turned to shit.
He was the seventh ranked Democrat in the primary, and
everyone in front of him quit. They all dropped out
to get him in. Okay, he never had huge crowds ever, ever, ever, Okay,
it's not the like I like the JFK beat Nixon.
They rigged that. They rigged that for him. That's why
they oft him, because the mob rigged it for him.
You've dumb ass, dumb ass.
Speaker 3: Do you want to see something that's just remarkable? And
I still can't believe it's real, but it is real.
The Weather Channel tweeted this out. Dude, it's called an
iridescent cloud.
Speaker 2: Oh, isn't that creepy?
Speaker 9: Real?
Speaker 2: It's gorgeous?
Speaker 3: We mute that, all right? Look at that?
Speaker 2: Did we not listen to the gay music added to
the gay rainbow? Can we do that? Can we do that? Gosh,
isn't that something? And like, here's the thing that Johnny
thinks we live in a rock hurling through space. I
just love that the rainbows, all this stuff just totally
loop like a fucking firmament. I love it.
Speaker 3: Isn't it curious how everything else we can see from
this sphere is a sphere in space? Isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Okay, that's great. I mean, gods, they're gods. They're gods.
Speaker 3: They're just little round balls floating out there.
Speaker 2: Thank you Cloud, Jesus, thank you rainbow Cloud.
Speaker 3: I like that one. So dwarves now are getting in
on the Scientology raid.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I saw that, dude. So funny.
Speaker 3: Dude, we're big fans of anybody doing a Scientology RAID rating.
Speaker 2: I mean, why not you want?
Speaker 3: Do you want to do one for us? I would
love that If you want to do a Scientology rate
on our behalf, I we'd be very appreciative.
Speaker 2: Can we sponsor them? Today's raid it's brought you by
tin foil hat. Yeah, stimpole hat there.
Speaker 3: As you're going in, Yeah, as you're going in for
the people, Yeah, scream Sam Tripoli is uh has super
heavy legs. As you're going into the.
Speaker 2: People for the people. Okay.
Speaker 3: So they hired a bunch of go and like military
are like little plastic army helmets and stuff. I can't
play because it's the Mortal Kombat music. But combat. Look
they got these downstairs. Good for them.
Speaker 2: They weren't supposed to go upstairs. You're supposed to go upstairs. Dude,
you don't downstairs, you go up stairs, you go up.
Speaker 3: What a great.
Speaker 2: Look.
Speaker 3: This guy's got to release the files sign.
Speaker 2: Why do we know they're all dwarfs? What if he
you know?
Speaker 11: Why?
Speaker 2: Because you can't say midgets?
Speaker 3: I mean they don't. What do you mean how do
you know they're all dwarves?
Speaker 2: Well, because he said we're there's dwarfs and there's midgets. Dude,
midget is a dwarf.
Speaker 3: Midget is not a valid scientific term.
Speaker 2: That is, No, it's not. It is.
Speaker 3: We don't say that anymore, Sam, We should Goldie Hawk.
Speaker 2: And not everybody is a dwarf, Johnny.
Speaker 3: Actually not every that is true, but not midgets is
not the term for the others that among you.
Speaker 2: I want to pay somebody to run in in jishell,
liv Jenkins as they run through the whole thing, be
the best?
Speaker 3: Did you see when the okay, so the the idiot
who Johanni Infantino, who runs FIFA, the guy who's making
us all pay thousands of dollars if we want to
go see the World Cup now all of us? Yeah,
not all. He tried to make peace between He just
thought like, hey, I'm gonna make peace between Israel and
Palestine myself. Sports are going to do that. This bald
a whole watch this clown what he tries to do here,
and just how badly it fails. It's so funn.
Speaker 9: President Vice President Suleiman.
Speaker 2: Let's work together. Let's work together to give hope to
the children.
Speaker 3: Just dropping bombat them. Yeah, yeah, how much hope do
they have? The ones that are all just that now
we work.
Speaker 9: Whether you have Michael Mitman, you have the.
Speaker 3: Support of obviously it's the Palestinian guy, because he's got
the thing that tells you he's Palestinian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like, suck it.
Speaker 3: The Yaser era fat scarf that they all wear.
Speaker 2: Full room shu.
Speaker 3: Look, he's trying to bring them together for a handshake.
We're suffering. He's like, come on, man, chake his handed
over here.
Speaker 2: Bro. Good for you, dude, good for you. Okay, thank
you very much. Felt horrible representatives.
Speaker 5: These are, of course, as we know, very complex matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you don't try to solve them at the
big FIFA circle. Bro, how about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah you sucky, sucky, we hate you long time.
Speaker 3: The most corrupt organization in sports, and that's saying a
lot is trying to solve the Mid East situation. So
fight have you seen?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I love this story. There's a guy in Switzerland. There's
a weird law in Switzerland that if land is unclaimed,
you can go in there and paperwork it basically and
become the owner of the land, like the lord of it.
So this guy has claimed one hundred and ten thousand
square meters of land for totally for free and declared
himself the king of Switzerland. It's great, dude. Check this
guy out. He's got an army. He's hired like ex
army guys to be his official. He's got an whole
outfit he wears around. He's got himself he's been uh,
he's been uh, you know, like officially. What is it
called the He's like, what is it? What is it called?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: When they give him the crown?
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: Somebody helped me. I'm having a brain fartre He's given
himself a crowning. Ceremony. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what's inauguration which.
Speaker 3: I'm just totally john a blank smile. Have it here
in a second, somebody who has not got long COVID
or whatever. Is that coronation?
Speaker 2: Thank you? There we go, coronation. I knew that.
Speaker 3: For you to thank you and thank you.
Speaker 17: Acquiring land for who is the self proclaimed king of
Switzerland and how is he acquiring land for his empire
for free? Switzerland has never had a monarchy, but in
twenty nineteen, at twenty four years old, Jonas Lalviner crowned
himself King. Many dismissed the ceremony as a joke and
he was depicted as a harmless eccentric. However, he's starting
to rile the authorities over his conquest of land in
the Confederation. Switzerland has a legal loophole under Swiss law.
When land is registered as ownerless, anyone can acquire it
free by writing to the local council to state their claim.
Lavina started searching land registries and slowly building what he
calls his empire. Today, he has acquired one hundred and
forty eight scattered plots across Switzerland, about one hundred and
seventeen thousand square meters, all for free. Not massive, but
strategically placed. That includes eighty three sections of road, which
gives him real influence over access in certain areas. He's
even started charging maintenance.
Speaker 2: Fee for the use of some of these roads.
Speaker 17: Lavina has described it as a digital, bloodless campaign. He
also has his special forces of the Lauvna Empire. Authorities
are now moving to close the loophole, calling his expansion
an excessive thirst for power. Lauviner insisted he was not
trying to bring instability to Switzerland, only to show that
everybody is a king in their own territory.
Speaker 3: How great is that this guy's taken over Switzerland slowly?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: I love it, I mean I loved it. You might
have found a legal loophole.
Speaker 2: Yeah it. Let's read the super chats that I get going.
Speaker 3: Was at the store. Did you hear anybody who saw
him or any Do you have any behind?
Speaker 2: He said? He he said he wanted he was in
the in the uh there's room, which is the private bar,
and he's like, can I DJ what's the wi fi?
Any DJ? In the back is very quiet? Yeah, in
the back bar.
Speaker 3: That's cool, man, that's so cool.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know. I'm gonna tell him if if
this motherfucker ever shows up again, you call me you motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: I won't play the mother hurry. But Marjorie Taylor Green
was speaking somewhere and she said that Trump sent her
a text that if her son gets killed, she deserves
it because she's a trader.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's to the super chats. I really gotta go.
Speaker 3: That's why I didn't play the videots.
Speaker 2: I just thank you, Johnny.
Speaker 3: I just read it. Kelly fever XO says, do you
have a po box that I can send some gifts
that po box address? When I hit an in the stream,
the oultro will play. It will be in the oultro.
I don't have it memorized, but just if you can
just wait just another minute or two, it'll be in
the outro and you can send it there. Sam checks
it once every financial quarter. Vampires Suck says, uh, just
too late, wig is chilling?
Speaker 2: Just too late?
Speaker 3: Wigs late does late mean something?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Is that good? Oh?
Speaker 3: I guess we showed up like Sam showed up Like
that's what he means. I showed up late because he's
on Black time. I am Black Sam the High Priest
and Tripoli. We trust Sam could be the King of Switzerland.
That would be cool. I could uh turn the volume.
I see it's funny, uh Tim, because I turned the
volume down after we got complaints the volume was too loud.
Speaker 2: So it's it's here's the.
Speaker 3: Stream yard doesn't. The stream yard adjusts the volume automatically,
so no matter what it is on mine, they're doing
their own thing about kind of what it's level relative
to our voices, so it doesn't know. I try to
stick in the middle. But sorry about that. Vampire suck.
Johnny Baseball has a moose hammer.
Speaker 2: I love it, dude, Wang love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, vampire suck very generous to they bust out the cannon.
Sam ps free Bumfarda. We all agree with that. He
wants to see your That's a crazy looking chair behind you.
Speaker 2: Huh what is all this?
Speaker 3: Is that nine on that chair?
Speaker 2: It's my chair?
Speaker 3: Who sits there?
Speaker 2: Whoever wants to? Sometimes my daughter's.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's like when you're working or something.
Speaker 2: That's cool.
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erection rerection. What's your function? That's the cartoon erection rection?
Watch your function shooting ropes on the government building steps?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 3: H well, I think you're confusing the bill thing with
conjunction junction? What's your function the junction?
Speaker 2: Watch your function?
Speaker 3: GDNPB says degenerate point of view? Would POV would be
a great show named degenerate POV. You do have a
degenerate POV, Sam, So that makes sense, it's true. Finally,
a lady Kim triple.
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Speaker 13: That's the Iraq ship right, yeah, I think so? I
think so I got a ship ton of that, you do? Yeah,
I bought a ship ton in case it blows up.
They keep saying it might blow up.
Speaker 3: The Iraqi coin. Yeah, Iraq, How did where did you
buy a Raqi currency?
Speaker 2: You can buy it online. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Tiny Lins, tiny linz, tiny Lynn okay.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Spencer for mayor agree, Adam Corolla for traffics are Adam
Corolla by the way, endorsed Spencer Tripoli for comedy clubs
are we don't need czars, we're small government people.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: Gay bars ours and Johnny for a small vi P concert?
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, you automatically get tickets to every big, big
little show small vi P.
Speaker 3: I want, I want I can be the VIP of
all shows. Then I'm considering being bizarre.
Speaker 2: Johnny will be a czar for free tickets.
Speaker 3: Kim says, we well, I sing again to that. You
have to just can't say sing something. I mean I
did sing some earlier. I sang Jesus or whatever. That's uh.
If you have an idea, tell me, but I don't
know what to sing. Vampire again. Did Francis Bacon get
Johnny cloned?
Speaker 2: Yes? Confirmed?
Speaker 3: Confirmed? Okay, if you're gonna clone me, at least make
me like twenty three again. You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I made you smaller.
Speaker 3: Give me back a few years. Uh, Papa Bong, that's
a good name, Papa Bong. I love you guys, Love
you guys. You carry me through work. Well, that's the
kindest thing I've ever heard. Thank you.
Speaker 2: That's what we're doing. You can do it. Do we
need a Zuzuki Jesus T shirt?
Speaker 3: Papa Bong says, yeah, we need Suzuki Jesus. Papa Bong. Uh,
what a great moment in temple, I mean in broken
some history Saizuki Jesus. Papa Bong again, says Egesus. I
think this is my favorite one of y'all's podcasts. Sam
gets to let loose and Johnny gets sassy. My buddy
Jeremy introduced me to Sam, and I'm glad. Shout out Jeremy.
Speaker 2: Then, thank you Jeremy, Thank you, Papa Bong.
Speaker 3: Papa uhays sometimes I'm worn out with the news cycle
and I can't take any more of it. But this
show is so wonderful. How can I learn what's going
on out there through through laughter and fun. That's the
whole idea here. You can get what you need without
all the misery, uh, you know, and the sad delivery
of the local news. Thank you for your hard work, bros.
God bless you. Kim again, says Johnny.
Speaker 2: I gotta go.
Speaker 3: For life, amen, sister.
Speaker 2: Pay pigs for life.
Speaker 3: Uh then again from Vampire suck go ahead and get
you get you a talk boy to what does that mean?
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that means, too.
Speaker 3: Tall boy. We're not we're not drinking on We don't
drink on the show.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I don't drink.
Speaker 3: You go right ahead, neither of us do ye. Okay,
that's it. That's it for.
Speaker 2: Twitter.
Speaker 3: By the way, the other day some people tweeting the
words so uh if you don't know, Sam's going to
say a phrase or a word now, and you tweet
that at him to prove that you listen to the end,
that's and you get nothing.
Speaker 2: Zuki Jesus, Zuki Jesus.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Zuki Jesus is And then the person asking
about the peal box is coming along with young Christian
warriors right now.
Speaker 10: Christ