Speaker 1: Man, old man, that's sharp and clear. That's the absolute
Speaker 1: finest television set I ever did see.
Speaker 2: Well, now, wait a minute, how you know that that
Speaker 2: you find television? Said Andy, You ain't even got the
Speaker 2: thing turned on.
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Speaker 3: just got the nameplate.
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Speaker 2: The Kingfish and.
Speaker 4: His wife Sapphire and her mother planned on spending a
Speaker 4: month's vacation in Mama's cottage up in the country. The
Speaker 4: Kingfish has just been up to look the place over
Speaker 4: after the winter and has just returned with bad news.
Speaker 5: What dish you say, George, They had a flood of
Speaker 5: where a cabin is flood?
Speaker 2: I'll say there was. When I got there, the coase
Speaker 2: guard was draining out the cabin. They had a bills
Speaker 2: pumped down the chimney.
Speaker 5: Lastly, little charttage in the country.
Speaker 6: Years ago, I spent my honeymoon up there.
Speaker 2: Well, unless you was a romantic barracouter inexactly the idea
Speaker 2: honeymoon spot. No more, I George, stopped this fooling.
Speaker 5: Is there any danceness in the house.
Speaker 2: Well, there was a little in the living room, a
Speaker 2: level how much about ten feet?
Speaker 5: But the water done receded well as the floors dried out.
Speaker 2: Now that's hard to tell the honey you see when
Speaker 2: the flood receded, Uh, it receded the floor with it,
Speaker 2: that's what happened.
Speaker 5: Well, we ain't got the money to fix it up.
Speaker 5: I guess we'll just have to give up any thought
Speaker 5: of a vacation right now.
Speaker 2: You know, maybe we could rent it out to somebody.
Speaker 2: Oh Doo'm be silly. Only a boob would want a
Speaker 2: place like that.
Speaker 6: Then you shouldn't have no trouble taste one to no one.
Speaker 5: I was right, George. You know the thing we ought
Speaker 5: to do is put.
Speaker 3: An avermon to take her.
Speaker 5: Come on, Mama, we'll go in and call him up.
Speaker 2: Trying to runt that flooded cottage. This ain't gonna be easy.
Speaker 2: It would take a fish to live up there. A fish.
Speaker 2: They wait a mina. I think I know. It's just
Speaker 2: the big fat, pooped out porpoise to occupy that aquarium too.
Speaker 2: Just keep walking and there. The cottage is just over
Speaker 2: this next nole down in the little valley. Lovely location,
Speaker 2: and they're situated right between disappointment nose and gutted glen
Speaker 2: the beautiful.
Speaker 3: About the well lessened Kingfish.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I should be taking the vacation
Speaker 1: this time of the year.
Speaker 2: Oh look, andre, I worried about you. You spend the
Speaker 2: whole winter down here in the city breathing this up
Speaker 2: knocks you there? Well, you mean the air up here
Speaker 2: is better or serven of theres and in the city
Speaker 2: of the air is one part hydrogen and two parts carbon. Proxie.
Speaker 2: There's only one way that you can get pure ad
Speaker 2: and this and there. And I don't think you want
Speaker 2: to spend your vacation and no oxygen tent.
Speaker 3: Do you. Well?
Speaker 1: Maybe he was right, Kingfish, but uh tell me something
Speaker 1: is the water in the lake down.
Speaker 2: There been rising lately riding the wood? Make you say that?
Speaker 1: Well that show looks to me like there was a
Speaker 1: flood up here.
Speaker 2: Hell the hell he is and right here here we is.
Speaker 2: Well look at there there is your dream cottage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to uh wait a minute, King Ridge.
Speaker 1: If the water don't rise around here, how come the
Speaker 1: houses up in the air on six foot pylons ventilation?
Speaker 2: And there under the horse there they got what you
Speaker 2: call a breezeway. Now come on and let's climb the
Speaker 2: steps here and take a look at your beautiful mansion. Boy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well okay, now follow me across the porch and then
Speaker 2: watch the loose boards. Then uh here and there I
Speaker 2: tell you when you move in, uh uh say and
Speaker 2: uh uh that's funny. He was here a minute ago
Speaker 2: and they and the whereas you.
Speaker 1: I was down here in the breezewaite, King Fidg, just
Speaker 1: ain't no.
Speaker 2: Time to play games. Come on out of there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: give me your hand here, let's stand on that rock
Speaker 2: down there. Come on, come on, let's up rant.
Speaker 1: All right there you yeah, holy macro king Fidge, I
Speaker 1: went right through the porch.
Speaker 2: Well, like any players, the boys need a little tightening up,
Speaker 2: you know, the more or less go in the door here, door,
Speaker 2: and these a little tightening too.
Speaker 7: It.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's step over the thing down. Uh, let's leave
Speaker 2: it down the floor now here we all uh look
Speaker 2: the living room over there and there see there, and
Speaker 2: nice new floors are put in your.
Speaker 1: Well, listen, king fish, this is all just one big room.
Speaker 1: How you get fire rooms out of this place?
Speaker 2: Well, like all summer players, and you just draw the curtain.
Speaker 2: Now you see you doorge the curtain like this, and
Speaker 2: there you was. On this side of the curtain you
Speaker 2: got a bedroom, and on the other side you got
Speaker 2: a nice eight by four living rooms.
Speaker 1: That don't give me much of a living room. Suppose
Speaker 1: I want to have a big house woman party. I
Speaker 1: got about thirty or forty friends I'd like to have up.
Speaker 1: How's I going to entertain them all in that little
Speaker 1: bitty living room?
Speaker 2: Well, you can stagger the guests. Do you like to
Speaker 2: do at the airport? Have him circle around outside? Tell
Speaker 2: you was ready for him to come in and make
Speaker 2: a landing at the punch bowl?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well all right, tell me something. What is this
Speaker 1: curtain here?
Speaker 2: Well, if you're having a dinner party and you just
Speaker 2: pulled this across like this, you see, and there's your
Speaker 2: dining room.
Speaker 1: But I don't know about this place, Kingfish, with the
Speaker 1: curtains and everything.
Speaker 2: Now look, and I admit the thing. He's a little
Speaker 2: fixing up. But you can have the place for the
Speaker 2: whole summer for just two hundred bucks. What do you say, boy, Well,
Speaker 2: I ain't bad. Oh, great bargain there.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's a deal, Kingfish. I'll take it.
Speaker 2: Fine, And now let's go back to the city and
Speaker 2: we'll sign the ironbound contract. There. You go ahead, and
Speaker 2: then we'll follow you on the posh all right behind you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, let's go. Thanks, Kingfish.
Speaker 1: I was gonna uh uh I uh, well, that's funny.
Speaker 3: I thought the Kingfisher was following me. Hey, Cakefish, Cakefish,
Speaker 3: where is she down here?
Speaker 2: And just stop down to inspect the breeze wave me
Speaker 2: you hear to break. I'm just glad I got that
Speaker 2: cottage running down to. Let me get in the department
Speaker 2: here and tell South far So home got some good news.
Speaker 5: Well, well, I got wonderful news for you today, George.
Speaker 5: We got an answer to I add and I rented
Speaker 5: the cottage today to a mister Walter Jackson for one
Speaker 5: hundred dollars. He's moving in that at night.
Speaker 2: Uh honey, wait a minute, this is the other a mess.
Speaker 2: I done rented the cottage to end it, and he
Speaker 2: moving in there late tonight. Oh you ain't, George. Oh
Speaker 2: this awful.
Speaker 5: Mister Jackson is a very nervous man. He said as
Speaker 5: soon as he got there, he was gonna go right
Speaker 5: to bed. Oh I wonder what will happen.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know, but I got idea. There's gonna
Speaker 2: be more screaming and young enough, dad than the time
Speaker 2: that Grandma was flapping the hogs and fell into the
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Speaker 1: Show is Darkened. Well, I got my night shirt on
Speaker 1: here in the washing area.
Speaker 2: Too bad.
Speaker 1: I fell down that breezeway and busted my kerosene lamp. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me feel my way across the living room here. Hm,
Speaker 1: kingfish must have pulled all the curtains my heayways he
Speaker 1: here's the bed. Yeah, let me sit down on the
Speaker 1: edge of it.
Speaker 3: Oh me as I tired?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I as really exhausted.
Speaker 3: How do you like that? I really must be tired.
Speaker 3: I ain't asleep, but I have snoring already. Uh, well,
Speaker 3: let me lay it down, pulled the covers up around me.
Speaker 7: Here.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, this is one of them short beds. My
Speaker 1: feet's is sticking out of the bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah there is.
Speaker 1: There's my foot with the corn plaster on it.
Speaker 7: There's my foot with the busted toe.
Speaker 1: And there's my foot with the sock on it.
Speaker 3: The holy smoke. I must be tired, and I thought
Speaker 3: I was. From here. It looks like I got three feets.
Speaker 7: I wonder what I'm.
Speaker 1: Yea, and I'm storing again, and I ain't asleep. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, there seems to be something here on the
Speaker 1: next pillar. Oh oh, there's something wrong here, cause I
Speaker 1: know I ain't got two heads. Oh me, I must
Speaker 1: be so tired. I haven't hallucinations. And I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: the final test. I'm gonna reach down here and pinch
Speaker 1: my foot with the sock on it.
Speaker 3: There, Oh holy.
Speaker 2: I pinched my foot on the other head set out.
Speaker 2: I'm getting out of here. Wait a minute, who's here
Speaker 2: in this? Ain't nobody here, mister us all alone? Wait
Speaker 2: a minute, stop, stop out of my way, Help let
Speaker 2: me out of here.
Speaker 7: Help help, yah amos.
Speaker 1: And that's the whole story.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a terrible thing. And they find another man
Speaker 2: in your bed.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it was a mess, Amos.
Speaker 1: He run out the back way and I run out
Speaker 1: the front way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, how did you get that bunk on your head? Then?
Speaker 1: Oh well that on the way out, I slipped on
Speaker 1: a dead fish and landed in the breezeway.
Speaker 2: Again, you say that you ain't got no idea who
Speaker 2: this man was you founding dead?
Speaker 1: No, when the Kingfish running me the place, he didn't
Speaker 1: say nothing about no other man.
Speaker 2: I'm beginning to see here. You rented the pleaers from
Speaker 2: the king feesh. Huh. Yeah, did you ever stop to
Speaker 2: think that the Kingfish might have rented this pleas to
Speaker 2: one other fellow?
Speaker 1: Well, now, why would the Kingfish want to do that?
Speaker 1: After all, in the past, ways, all way, he's been buddies.
Speaker 1: I mean, he never tried to jyp me. I mean
Speaker 1: he ain't never tried to pull notes.
Speaker 3: Uh, I mean, uh, holy Macrolamos, he's done it again.
Speaker 2: You know, if I was you out, get hold of
Speaker 2: that king fiece right away and straighten this nonsense out.
Speaker 1: Then yeah, I'm gonna call him up right away. Say,
Speaker 1: by the way, Amos, could any of your kids use
Speaker 1: a turtle. I found this in the pocket of my
Speaker 1: ninety when I got out of the breezeway.
Speaker 2: Now taking these and there ain't no Cenison hollering me
Speaker 2: on the telephone. Yeah, well the whole thing was a mistake. No,
Speaker 2: you can't have your money back. I worked the thing.
Speaker 2: I'll just give me time, man, I knew. Alright, alright,
Speaker 2: I'll call you back later. Goodbye. Oh me, what a mess.
Speaker 2: I went to players to end the sapphire to mister Jackson,
Speaker 2: one of them has gotta go. Uh well, if it
Speaker 2: ain't now donquin jack Calhoun, Now how the king fish
Speaker 2: come on in here? What brings you over here? Donquin? No?
Speaker 6: I was over making a political speech in the park.
Speaker 2: Making a political speech. Oh, making a speech, un, I'll say.
Speaker 6: I climbed up on my soapbox and made the greatest
Speaker 6: speech in my career. I stood on that soap boxing.
Speaker 6: I said, ladies and gentlemen, a it's the plean governments.
Speaker 6: We must wash our hands of vice and corruption. The
Speaker 6: time has come to scrubb away the stigma of briberies,
Speaker 6: to base our selves and democracy.
Speaker 2: Heath Feedle. Yeah, well did you get many votes? No?
Speaker 2: But I show sold a out of soap. Well, I
Speaker 2: got a different problem. Uh gonkhy Look here, I runned
Speaker 2: a vacation cottage up in the Catskill Mountains and and
Speaker 2: my wife done run it into a mister Jackson. And
Speaker 2: last night they both discovered each other up there in
Speaker 2: the place at the same time.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a nasty business, Kingfish, a nastted business. Somebody
Speaker 6: got to go.
Speaker 2: Well, now, I'll tell her what I want to do.
Speaker 2: I want key Band up there because he paying me
Speaker 2: two hundred dollars. Yeah, he's a two hundred dollars man.
Speaker 2: But I want to unrun it from Jackson. Of course,
Speaker 2: he only paying me a hundred dollars. She died there
Speaker 2: that he's been in halfway.
Speaker 6: Well, the thing to do is, it's the scaredest fellow
Speaker 6: Jackson out of there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: You know, that's pretty wild country up there, and the
Speaker 6: cat's skills, and you could make him think it's too
Speaker 6: dangerous to live up there. Tell him that there's some
Speaker 6: wild animals or something in the woods.
Speaker 2: Oh there's a great idea, Calhoun. Yeah yeah, tell him
Speaker 2: the animals. Yeah. I'll tell Andy the truth about this
Speaker 2: and get him to go up there and help me
Speaker 2: scared of fellow Jackson. O, yes, well, when it comes
Speaker 2: to your vacasion, I hope you don't have no trouble
Speaker 2: like this. Cow Oh, I ain't gonna have no trouble.
Speaker 2: I've done the.
Speaker 6: Same things ever. Summer whatever Sunday goes out to Cony
Speaker 6: Island and rides the biggest roller coat today.
Speaker 2: T Yeah, well, don't you get scared on that roller course?
Speaker 2: The cattle scared.
Speaker 6: Kingfish when it goes down that first stip. I freeze
Speaker 6: out now, But at time it hits the bottom, I'm blubbering,
Speaker 6: not a baby.
Speaker 2: The riders over.
Speaker 6: It takes two men's to get me out the car. Oh, kingfish,
Speaker 6: I has a whippering, blubbering mess. I have to spend
Speaker 6: three days in bad before I was well enough to
Speaker 6: go back, and then ride that thing again on the
Speaker 6: next Sunday.
Speaker 2: Hold that s most cold. If the roller course to
Speaker 2: make you that sick, why do you keep going on it?
Speaker 2: And I've got a free path.
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Speaker 5: Well, mister Jackson, it was nice of you to phone me,
Speaker 5: and I'm awfully sorry to hear you had all this trouble.
Speaker 8: Yes, Missus Stevens, I'm phoning you from the hardware store
Speaker 8: in the village near the cottage.
Speaker 2: After what happened.
Speaker 8: Last night, I came down here to the hardware store
Speaker 8: and bought myself a con.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm sure when my husband gets there tonight he'll
Speaker 5: fighting the whole thing out.
Speaker 3: Show is dark up here at Thissdell the night and kings.
Speaker 2: Well now and there here's the cottage. Now listen to this.
Speaker 2: I going in and talked to missus Jackson, like I
Speaker 2: told you I was gonna do. Now, you know what
Speaker 2: you're gonna do to help me scare them away? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sure, I'm gonna hide in the bushes and pull this
Speaker 1: string with the rozin on her through this big tin
Speaker 1: can like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good and the good Now that really sound like
Speaker 2: a mountain lion?
Speaker 3: Alrighty yeah?
Speaker 2: Or that really order skin? Now, get over in the
Speaker 2: bushes there. And when I gets in the cottage, and
Speaker 2: I was there for about two three minutes, you make
Speaker 2: a noise like a mountain lion.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, uh, say tell me something. Uh you show
Speaker 1: we're doing the right thing here. Kingfish couldn't backfire nothing,
Speaker 1: could it?
Speaker 2: Oh cools not?
Speaker 1: And yeah, well I hope this stringing can don't make
Speaker 1: no noise like a female mountain lion.
Speaker 3: Because of a male.
Speaker 1: Mountain lion heard the thing and come around. I sure
Speaker 1: hate to see his expression when he found out I
Speaker 1: was just a tin can.
Speaker 2: Well, never mind that. And and I'll tell you what
Speaker 2: you get on over there in the woods. And I
Speaker 2: going in there, talk to mister Jackson.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, I'll be going over there.
Speaker 2: I'll see you. M Jackson got his legs turned on.
Speaker 2: He must be in all right. I'd better knock on
Speaker 2: the bias here. I don't want to go through that
Speaker 2: breezeway again. I shouldn't have too much trouble with this fellow. Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: what is it? Don't be alarm miss Jackson. I ain't
Speaker 2: no wild beasts from out of the woods, as only
Speaker 2: your landlord. Oh you must be, mister Stevens.
Speaker 8: Won't you come in?
Speaker 2: Uh just stopped in to see if you was comfortable
Speaker 2: up here in this lonely desolate spot.
Speaker 8: Well, I was telling your wife, I had quite an
Speaker 8: experience last night. I woke up in the middle of
Speaker 8: the night and there was this man in my bed.
Speaker 2: You don't mean to tell me, well, uh, you gotta
Speaker 2: break anywhere. At least you wasn't sharing the covers with
Speaker 2: a coyote or something like that.
Speaker 8: It was a frightening experience.
Speaker 2: Well, just being such a wild part of the woods,
Speaker 2: almost anything could happen, you see, Yeah, I tell you
Speaker 2: good Heavens. What was that that? Oh, that was just
Speaker 2: one of them man eating ferocious mountain lions to scare Hmm.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it's.
Speaker 8: Pretty hungry to night doing it doing their mountains lines
Speaker 8: up here.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the woods is full of them. Uh. I
Speaker 2: ran into place last year till a man and woman
Speaker 2: with eight kid and he took my advice and he
Speaker 2: counted them every morning before breakfast. In the second week
Speaker 2: he started coming up shy. Of course, I reduced the
Speaker 2: rent as the season more on, you see hmm, sound
Speaker 2: like you're ready for blue plate dinner and they're doing it.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm frightening the grand I'm prepared for something like this,
Speaker 8: Oh preparing, Yes, After that little episode with that power
Speaker 8: last night, I went into town and bought myself a gun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm glad you you you sa a gun?
Speaker 8: Yeah, London sturdy caliber with a telescopic sight.
Speaker 2: I'll go and get it. I'll fix that mount Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: while you gone, I'll go out on the porch and
Speaker 2: see run scared of mountain lying away mount lying mountain
Speaker 2: lyon turn up? Who was looking?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: There's a man coming out telling the gun fell a caliber. Remondson,
Speaker 2: beat it, mount lying beat it? I got my gun.
Speaker 2: Well it's two late, mister Jackson. There he done gone
Speaker 2: off in the woods.
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, I see it between the trees.
Speaker 2: Make I can get a shot. Oh you must have
Speaker 2: uh something wrong with her?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: I know I'm nervous, but I could have sworn that
Speaker 2: mountain line had on.
Speaker 4: A dirt.
Speaker 2: Stephens.
Speaker 8: I don't know what's going on here, but I'm moving out.
Speaker 8: I want my money back.
Speaker 2: Well I saw it moster. Well, you can move out
Speaker 2: if you want to, but I ain't giving you your
Speaker 2: money back. Look are you trying to jyp me here? No?
Speaker 2: I can't help. But if you scared move it out
Speaker 2: on your own violation. You can't get no money back
Speaker 2: from me.
Speaker 8: Uh, what was that, I was just cocking the gun here.
Speaker 6: That was a hundred dollars even, wasn't that much I got,
Speaker 6: John Stevens, I ain't gonna spend my vacation up there
Speaker 6: in dismal dalla.
Speaker 2: That's that. Yeah, But we got a honey. Mister Jackson
Speaker 2: done moved out and after the shooting, and they won't
Speaker 2: have no part of the players. He demanded his money back.
Speaker 5: Well, I ain't going to no place that's liable to
Speaker 5: be flooded.
Speaker 2: Now, look, south Fire, look here a couple of days
Speaker 2: of sunshine and the players will be as dy as
Speaker 2: to it. They rainy seasons, sof I guarantee you that
Speaker 2: ain't gonna rain no more.
Speaker 5: Well, all right, George, Oh good, I guarantee you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I I hope you're right, cause we ain't got no
Speaker 5: money to go no place else. I guess we'll just
Speaker 5: have to make the best of that cottage. But let
Speaker 5: me warn you, George, you know what daphness will do
Speaker 5: to mama's lumbago, and if anything happens to spire this vacation,
Speaker 5: I'll never forgive you the rest of my life.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning, south Fire. Do your mama still sleeping
Speaker 2: behind the other curtain. That's so I brung your breakfast
Speaker 2: into you, had you sleep you first night at good
Speaker 2: old Dismaldell.
Speaker 5: George all was just looking out the winder here it's raining.
Speaker 2: Oh no, honey, just a little slight spring drizzle we
Speaker 2: call it.
Speaker 5: Now. Look, George Stevens, you don't think there's gonna be
Speaker 5: another flood, dude?
Speaker 2: Oh no, honey. Uh you reading the newspaper. The flood
Speaker 2: season is over. Or we as a good mile from
Speaker 2: the lake, and anyway, the house is on six foot piling.
Speaker 2: No water can come in here this time of year.
Speaker 5: Well all right, George, Oh say you.
Speaker 2: Forgot the coffee there. I was waiting for the milker.
Speaker 2: I'll go out on the porch and seevers come in here.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's uh holy Mackwell South, I look what's
Speaker 2: floating in the front door. And what are you doing
Speaker 2: to that poor old TV set? Trying to wreck it?
Speaker 1: No, sir, I's unrecond is creating the greatest contribution ever.
Speaker 2: Made to the ancient art of tuning in a TV set. Yeah,
Speaker 2: well that's nice. Annie, tell me about it.
Speaker 1: Well, you know the nuisance the way you always had
Speaker 1: a tune a TV set, all them twiddly little dials
Speaker 1: with the squinty little numbers, all that bending down and
Speaker 1: reaching around.
Speaker 7: Yeah, boy, that's gone with my new system.
Speaker 1: The channel numbers is big and easy reading, and they
Speaker 1: have spread out clean across the front of the set,
Speaker 1: and under the numbers there's just this one handy little knob.
Speaker 1: Then when he wants to switch from channel four to
Speaker 1: channel two, you just.
Speaker 3: Wished that knob across and there you is.
Speaker 2: Ah, where is that?
Speaker 3: You is locked in tune for good?
Speaker 2: That's where you is well? And it is just one
Speaker 2: thing about this invention of yours. He has already been
Speaker 2: invented by the CBS Columbia people. They calls it's sweep tuning.
Speaker 2: You mean to say that CBS Columbia is done? Beat
Speaker 2: me to the draw.
Speaker 1: They already got this quickest, handiest station selected.
Speaker 2: He Shue has. That's the sweep tuning everybody's been talking about.
Speaker 2: What's more, you can get sweep tuning in a twenty
Speaker 2: one inch CBS TV set for only one hundred and
Speaker 2: forty nine dollars and ninety five cents. Hey, why are
Speaker 2: you going there?
Speaker 1: And I gotta get them a dealer before he sold
Speaker 1: out of them.
Speaker 3: CBS sweep tuning cents.
Speaker 2: Yeah, wait a minute, here, take your whole set along
Speaker 2: with you. Get yourself a real nice trade in Well,
Speaker 2: folks would like to say good night for our sponsors,
Speaker 2: CBS Columbia, manufacturers of America's most advanced radio and television receiver.
Speaker 2: Thank you and goodnight.
Speaker 3: See you next Sunday.
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