1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:15,320 Speaker 1: Craft presents the Great Guilder Slave, the Craft Cheese Company, 2 00:00:15,320 --> 00:00:18,120 who also bring you bing crawlsby every Thursday night present 3 00:00:18,199 --> 00:00:20,600 each week at this time. Perrol Perry is the Great 4 00:00:20,679 --> 00:00:31,120 Guilder Slave. Written by Leonard L. Levinson. And now let's 5 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:34,439 visit our friend, the Great Guilder sleeve. Tonight we find 6 00:00:34,479 --> 00:00:36,719 him celebrating the first of them the month in his 7 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:40,479 customary fashion, paying bills, counting out Bertie's salary, and making 8 00:00:40,479 --> 00:00:48,960 allowances for Marjorie and Leroy. 9 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:58,439 Speaker 2: Marjorie and Bertie Leroy. Yes, well, such promptness. I'll bet 10 00:00:58,479 --> 00:00:59,439 you know what's on my mind. 11 00:00:59,600 --> 00:00:59,840 Speaker 3: I do. 12 00:01:00,159 --> 00:01:01,840 Speaker 4: This is the first of the morning. It's pay night 13 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:02,159 for me. 14 00:01:02,399 --> 00:01:04,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, pay night, that's right. How did you remember? 15 00:01:04,680 --> 00:01:07,680 Speaker 4: Because I got four five installment gentlemen who won't let 16 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,120 me forget? 17 00:01:08,359 --> 00:01:14,680 Speaker 5: Ye say we collect our allowances too much. Orie, don't 18 00:01:14,719 --> 00:01:16,920 forget you owed me that sixty cent you borrowed. That 19 00:01:17,079 --> 00:01:21,319 was fifty fifty cents of our diamondterests. Fifty cents at all, 20 00:01:21,599 --> 00:01:25,879 Brother Jah, I was counting on that extra do Leroy. 21 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,239 Speaker 2: You're not in the hockey again. 22 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:27,239 Speaker 6: Are you? 23 00:01:27,359 --> 00:01:29,159 Speaker 5: Oh uncle mord I don't know what you mean. 24 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,719 Speaker 2: Oh you know in the red. 25 00:01:31,000 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 4: Oh that's me, you think of, mister Gilsleep, I'm so 26 00:01:34,159 --> 00:01:36,840 deep in the red. My friends will quick called me Bertie. 27 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:38,280 Now I'm known as Robin. 28 00:01:41,879 --> 00:01:47,159 Speaker 2: Well, here's your salary, Robin Ruben Bertie, minus the advances 29 00:01:47,200 --> 00:01:49,280 I gave you during the past month. Of course, the 30 00:01:49,400 --> 00:01:49,959 thank you, sir. 31 00:01:51,439 --> 00:01:53,680 Speaker 4: I certainly advanced myself to a stand still. 32 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:59,079 Speaker 2: Yes, well you've got one consolation, Bertie. In February is 33 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:00,719 going to be a short month, Ain't. 34 00:02:00,519 --> 00:02:01,159 Speaker 5: That the truth? 35 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:03,760 Speaker 4: Well, I wouldn't be any short of us student the home, 36 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:04,640 and that's what I's in. 37 00:02:07,400 --> 00:02:08,240 Speaker 2: I ain't February. 38 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:12,599 Speaker 4: And how I did Valentines from the fine Air Company. 39 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:16,240 Speaker 2: Well, here's your monthly allowance, Marjorie, thank you, and here's 40 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:18,199 yours for the weekly. Roy said, why. 41 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,919 Speaker 5: Can't I get mine for the whole month like March 42 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:22,800 does unk? I'm not a kid anymore. How about it? 43 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:23,599 Unc huh? 44 00:02:23,639 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 2: Well for the month? Huh. We can try it out. 45 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:29,800 Nothing ventured, nothing is ventured. Here you ares? 46 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:31,479 Speaker 5: She thanks, And here's something for. 47 00:02:31,479 --> 00:02:33,759 Speaker 2: You if me, what's this my bill. 48 00:02:33,680 --> 00:02:35,840 Speaker 5: For services rendered doing January? 49 00:02:35,919 --> 00:02:40,919 Speaker 2: It's just January. Yes, let me see the bill. Stopping 50 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:42,960 at the post, office five times at a dime per 51 00:02:43,000 --> 00:02:46,639 stop fifty cents. Going to the store twelve times at 52 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,719 five cents perg sixty cents. The three hot dogs for 53 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,680 Uncle Mord at the basketball game thirty cents, young man. 54 00:02:53,719 --> 00:02:55,439 I thought you were treating me only the. 55 00:02:55,360 --> 00:02:57,919 Speaker 5: First two times. Unk after that it was strictly Dutch. 56 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:07,319 Speaker 2: Well you can't beat the Dutch. Yes. Removing ashes from 57 00:03:07,319 --> 00:03:11,479 furnace twenty cents. Spreading ashes on sidewalk fifteen cents for labor, 58 00:03:11,479 --> 00:03:17,719 ten cents for ashes if my ashes too Rental of 59 00:03:17,759 --> 00:03:20,919 my bike to uncle more ten cents. Repairing bent frame 60 00:03:21,319 --> 00:03:24,560 ninety five cents, young man, I should charge you for 61 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:30,280 my event frame. Total two dollars and ninety cents. Hell, 62 00:03:30,319 --> 00:03:33,560 here you are, Leroy, Thank you, Uncle, You're welcome. Sometimes 63 00:03:33,599 --> 00:03:36,240 when I see how you itemize every little household charge, 64 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,360 I wonder if it was smart to teach you about business. 65 00:03:38,759 --> 00:03:40,479 Other times I wonder if it was necessary. 66 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,759 Speaker 5: Well, I guess i'll go to bed now. Goodbye, Marjorie. 67 00:03:44,759 --> 00:03:49,000 What I mean? Good night, good night Bertie, good night Uncle. 68 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,719 Speaker 2: More. Oh just a second, Leroy, come back here, young man, 69 00:03:51,919 --> 00:03:55,879 let me see your tongue. Yes, Oh, it seems all right, 70 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,919 are you feeling well? 71 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:57,120 Speaker 6: Oh? 72 00:03:57,199 --> 00:03:58,159 Speaker 2: Yes, sures well. 73 00:03:58,479 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 5: Can I go to bed now? 74 00:03:59,439 --> 00:03:59,840 Speaker 2: I guess so. 75 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:03,639 Speaker 3: Good night, my boy, Good night, Uncle, good night, march 76 00:04:03,719 --> 00:04:04,039 to night. 77 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:06,319 Speaker 2: Good night, Bertie, good night, my boy. 78 00:04:07,319 --> 00:04:08,360 Speaker 5: What's the trouble, Uncle More? 79 00:04:08,599 --> 00:04:11,520 Speaker 2: Is that clock right? Something's wrong either with a clock 80 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:13,599 or Leroy. This is the first time in the year 81 00:04:13,639 --> 00:04:14,919 that he's gone to bed when he was supposed to 82 00:04:14,919 --> 00:04:17,920 do without any arguments. I tell you, Marjorie, I don't 83 00:04:18,079 --> 00:04:32,639 like it. Good morning, Bertie, Good morning. Isn't Leroy up yet? 84 00:04:32,920 --> 00:04:35,360 Speaker 4: No, said mister Gil's sleeve. I ain't seen hiding to 85 00:04:35,399 --> 00:04:36,319 have of him this morning? 86 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:38,560 Speaker 2: Oh? Else time he was up for school. I better 87 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:47,319 call you, Leroy. That's funny. Uh still asleep, a little rascal. 88 00:04:47,639 --> 00:04:49,959 Come on, Leroy, get out of the hay before if 89 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:56,279 where is he? Oh? A note to Uncle mort Eh, Marjorie, 90 00:04:56,839 --> 00:05:01,199 I come in here. LeRoy's gone and left a note Uncle. Listen, 91 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,279 dear Uncle Morton, Marjorie. I don't want you to to worry, 92 00:05:04,319 --> 00:05:06,279 but I'm going away for a while. What. I just 93 00:05:06,279 --> 00:05:08,680 couldn't stand it here any longer. Please don't worry about me, 94 00:05:08,720 --> 00:05:09,920 because I'll be all right. Oh. 95 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:10,959 Speaker 5: I can't believe it. 96 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:13,279 Speaker 2: Oh, I'll take care of myself and write you soon, 97 00:05:13,519 --> 00:05:16,000 so be sure and don't worry. Also tell Bertie not 98 00:05:16,000 --> 00:05:20,000 to worry either. Yours truly, Lee Ronnie e. PS, please 99 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:24,959 feed my frogs while I'm gone. PS Number two, The 100 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:25,959 frogs like flies. 101 00:05:28,519 --> 00:05:29,519 Speaker 5: What's gonna happen? 102 00:05:29,839 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 2: I'll stop that, Marjorie. You mustn't cry. We'll have him back, 103 00:05:32,839 --> 00:05:35,480 safe and sound and no time. There's nothing to worry about. 104 00:05:36,759 --> 00:05:38,839 How do you know? It says so right here in 105 00:05:38,879 --> 00:05:39,319 his letter. 106 00:05:41,439 --> 00:05:43,279 Speaker 4: Excuse me, but I've got breakfast waiting. 107 00:05:43,439 --> 00:05:44,519 Speaker 2: Where's leron? Oh? 108 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,519 Speaker 5: Bertie? It looks like he's run away from home, Lyron. 109 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:50,959 Speaker 4: I don't believe it. It's just one of that boys 110 00:05:50,959 --> 00:05:52,120 in practical jewels. 111 00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:54,360 Speaker 2: I don't think so, Bertie. He left a note. 112 00:05:54,639 --> 00:05:56,600 Speaker 5: There's no time to waste. We better start calling in 113 00:05:56,600 --> 00:05:56,879 the town. 114 00:05:57,079 --> 00:05:58,959 Speaker 2: Yes, it's a lucky thing. He hasn't any money. He 115 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:01,000 won't be able to get very Oh my goodness, he's 116 00:06:01,040 --> 00:06:02,800 got his allowance in two dollars and ninety cents. 117 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,879 Speaker 5: What about a school savings thing? Here? 118 00:06:04,920 --> 00:06:07,480 Speaker 4: It isn't no, it's been blitch cree ugh. 119 00:06:11,959 --> 00:06:14,600 Speaker 2: Oh dear, that makes a lot of difference. It means 120 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,199 he's got the means to go quite a distance. 121 00:06:16,199 --> 00:06:17,639 Speaker 5: Oh, uncle Mard, what are we going to do? 122 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:18,720 Speaker 2: Go right after him? 123 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:19,800 Speaker 5: But which way will we go? 124 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:20,240 Speaker 6: Yes? 125 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,160 Speaker 2: Which way will we go? 126 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,040 Speaker 4: What if it was me, I'd head down pretty. 127 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,680 Speaker 2: Quick, complaining about the weather and try to be some help. 128 00:06:27,399 --> 00:06:29,920 Now where we start, Oh, poor Leroy, If we don't 129 00:06:29,959 --> 00:06:31,920 find it, I majorie mustn't get excited. You must we 130 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:35,319 keep calling cool? Uh, I mean cool and calm. I'll 131 00:06:35,319 --> 00:06:38,439 write down a few possibilities. This pencil won't write that. 132 00:06:38,519 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 4: Ain't no pencil, thatshr stick. 133 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:42,480 Speaker 2: Go eh, Well, then where's my pencil? 134 00:06:42,560 --> 00:06:43,240 Speaker 4: You're smoking it? 135 00:06:43,399 --> 00:06:48,759 Speaker 2: Oh hey, let's not get excited now, folks. Let me think. Oh, 136 00:06:48,800 --> 00:06:50,720 I know there's only one way to head off our 137 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:51,360 wandering boy. 138 00:06:51,439 --> 00:06:52,199 Speaker 5: What's that, uncle Moore? 139 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:54,600 Speaker 2: We'll have to notify the police. The police, Yes, they 140 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,319 can send out a teletype all over the state and 141 00:06:56,319 --> 00:06:58,560 pick up Leroy before you can say, calling all cars. 142 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,000 Speaker 5: I hate to think of Lee were winding up in 143 00:07:01,079 --> 00:07:02,000 some police station. 144 00:07:02,399 --> 00:07:04,199 Speaker 4: Yeah, he might not like it if we had him 145 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:05,120 heaved into polky. 146 00:07:05,480 --> 00:07:08,360 Speaker 2: Eh. I don't like it myself, But there's a lot 147 00:07:08,399 --> 00:07:10,680 worse places he might land. Well, there's no time to lose. 148 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,839 Come on, Marjorie, I better phone right now and tell 149 00:07:12,879 --> 00:07:14,120 him our little boy blue. 150 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:21,639 Speaker 5: Oh dear, we only knew why he ran away. 151 00:07:21,759 --> 00:07:23,360 Speaker 2: Oh. I tried to figure it out, Marjorie, but it's 152 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:26,720 a complete mystery to me. I keep asking myself, rock Morton, 153 00:07:27,199 --> 00:07:28,560 what could you have done that you could have made 154 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,480 Leroy run away from home? And then I keep answering myself. 155 00:07:31,800 --> 00:07:34,480 I don't know. Well, here goes. 156 00:07:35,720 --> 00:07:37,160 Speaker 5: I hope he can keep it out of the papers. 157 00:07:37,240 --> 00:07:40,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, stop being nervous, my dear. Just watch me. Eh, Hello, 158 00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:43,879 police department. I wish to report a missing nephew. His 159 00:07:43,959 --> 00:07:47,879 name is Leroy Forrester. Yes, if thirteen years old. But 160 00:07:47,959 --> 00:07:50,199 he's tall for his size. I mean he's old for 161 00:07:50,199 --> 00:07:53,439 his age. How tall? Oh? Well, let me see he 162 00:07:53,480 --> 00:08:01,839 comes about up to hear on me. Oh I forgot, officer, 163 00:08:01,879 --> 00:08:04,000 you can't see me. I meant he comes up up 164 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:06,839 all to most of my shoulder. Yeah, how tall? 165 00:08:06,879 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 6: Am I? 166 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:11,519 Speaker 2: What does that matter? I'm not lost? Is that? 167 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:11,839 Speaker 4: So? 168 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,720 Speaker 2: No'll see here, mister uncle. 169 00:08:14,759 --> 00:08:17,519 Speaker 3: Now, don't get so excited. Here, give me the phone. Yes, 170 00:08:17,959 --> 00:08:20,920 hello police, my brother left home early this morning. 171 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:32,159 Speaker 6: Hello. 172 00:08:33,039 --> 00:08:36,039 Speaker 2: Oh at the police department. Well, at last. We've been 173 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:40,559 waiting around here on tender hooks. No, no, tender hooks, tee. 174 00:08:40,559 --> 00:08:45,480 Never mind. If you found him, yes, yes, oh well 175 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:50,120 that's something anyway, thank you, goodbye. Not exactly. They've located 176 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:52,120 a bakery wagon driver who gave him a lift out 177 00:08:52,159 --> 00:08:54,039 of town this morning and three cream puffs? Wait? Where 178 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,360 was he going west on the Watertown Road? In fact, 179 00:08:57,440 --> 00:08:59,399 Leroy told the man he was headed for Watertown. 180 00:08:59,399 --> 00:09:00,960 Speaker 5: Come on, uncle, that's where we'll go. 181 00:09:01,159 --> 00:09:03,120 Speaker 2: Yes, maybe we can even find it before the police 182 00:09:03,120 --> 00:09:05,320 pick him up. Bertie, you stay here and answer the 183 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,799 telephone in case the police or Leroy I should call yes, 184 00:09:07,879 --> 00:09:08,600 and I'll keep. 185 00:09:08,480 --> 00:09:10,120 Speaker 4: My ear glued to the bell, and you keep your 186 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,120 eyes glued to the road. 187 00:09:13,039 --> 00:09:15,279 Speaker 5: Can't take your down, uncle, What don't rush? 188 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,240 Speaker 2: So I'm not rushing. I'm just trying to keep up 189 00:09:17,240 --> 00:09:17,440 with you. 190 00:09:18,679 --> 00:09:20,159 Speaker 5: Are you sure you know the way to water down? 191 00:09:20,279 --> 00:09:22,720 Speaker 2: Uncle? Oh? Yes, I could drive the Watertown with my eyes. 192 00:09:22,799 --> 00:09:25,000 Speaker 3: Yet sometimes I think that's the way you do all 193 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:42,960 your driving. You know, uncle, this is the longest shortcut 194 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:43,840 I've ever traveled on. 195 00:09:44,039 --> 00:09:45,879 Speaker 2: You're right, Majorie. And the next time you hear your 196 00:09:45,919 --> 00:09:48,320 uncle mort say, I know a shortcut. Please tap me 197 00:09:48,360 --> 00:09:49,759 on the skull with the nearest hammer. 198 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,399 Speaker 5: Oh it isn't It isn't your fault. You're only trying 199 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,480 to save time getting. 200 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:58,000 Speaker 2: To leroy Ooh sorry, I can't understand this. This road 201 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,679 was all right. The last time I traveled on it 202 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,759 was that Let me see, it was the year I 203 00:10:02,759 --> 00:10:06,000 bought my moon roadster. Well, no, wonder the road's bad. 204 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:08,759 Must be fifteen years since my moon came over this mountain. 205 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:18,279 Speaker 5: Well, we should hit the Watertown Highway in another few minutes. 206 00:10:18,399 --> 00:10:20,720 Speaker 2: Yes, and once we're on the main road, i'll show you. 207 00:10:21,039 --> 00:10:31,360 Oh great jumping jeeps tire? Oh dear, look at that 208 00:10:31,879 --> 00:10:36,080 a blowout? My last good tire too. Well, I remember 209 00:10:36,159 --> 00:10:36,960 Pearl Harbor. 210 00:10:42,399 --> 00:10:43,240 Speaker 5: Have you got a spare? 211 00:10:43,399 --> 00:10:45,360 Speaker 2: A spare? Oh yes, here in the back. I better 212 00:10:45,399 --> 00:10:46,879 work fast if I want to get a change before 213 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:50,720 dark though. Yes, Now, where's that key? Oh no, that's 214 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:53,480 the one to my locker at the YMCA. This one's 215 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:57,799 for the padlock on my diary. Could this one? No, no, 216 00:10:58,120 --> 00:10:58,879 this one doesn't fit. 217 00:10:59,360 --> 00:10:59,799 Speaker 5: What's wrong? 218 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:03,240 Speaker 2: I can't find the key to the real compartment it 219 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:05,440 it won't open. Yeah, I guess I'll have to break 220 00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,440 off the lock with a hammer. 221 00:11:06,519 --> 00:11:07,799 Speaker 5: Oh, I hate to see you do that. 222 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:09,960 Speaker 2: Well, shut your eyes because I'm going to do it. 223 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,679 Oh no, I can't, you can't. No, I just remember 224 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:18,320 the hammer's in the rear compartment with the tire. Oh now, 225 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:18,879 what doll we do? 226 00:11:19,039 --> 00:11:20,639 Speaker 5: Could you use the rock instead of a hammer? 227 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 2: Rock, of course, should be one somewhere around here, always 228 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:28,919 is when you don't need one. Oh splendid. Yeah, that 229 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,279 rock looks like it's been through a lot, including Missus 230 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:37,519 Uppington's window. Yeah, thank you very much, my dear. I 231 00:11:37,559 --> 00:11:39,480 wish Leroy wouldn't run away from home. It's kind of 232 00:11:39,519 --> 00:11:43,600 hard on my automobile there. Now, if I can pry 233 00:11:43,679 --> 00:11:47,360 up the lid, I've got it. Don't take me more 234 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:51,360 than now. Palplidating priorities. Some scoundrel of a so and 235 00:11:51,399 --> 00:12:08,399 so stole my spare tire. Hello. Is this Slim's garage 236 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:09,120 in Jacksonburg? 237 00:12:09,399 --> 00:12:11,080 Speaker 6: Yeah? This is Slim speaking. 238 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,919 Speaker 2: Oh well, my name is Gildersleeves Slim. I'm calling from Marjorie. 239 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,879 What's the name of this place? 240 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:18,960 Speaker 5: Yoh no, I'm good Hill. 241 00:12:19,279 --> 00:12:22,559 Speaker 2: If from Joe's foot dog's good? I mean, how's the 242 00:12:22,559 --> 00:12:24,440 Hog's place on the Watertown. 243 00:12:24,039 --> 00:12:25,360 Speaker 6: Road kind of where you are? 244 00:12:25,360 --> 00:12:27,120 Speaker 2: What's your trouble? I had to blow out about two 245 00:12:27,159 --> 00:12:29,519 miles back on the short cut from Summerfield. They told 246 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:30,840 me here you might be able to fix me up 247 00:12:30,919 --> 00:12:33,000 or the used tire in the two What size tired 248 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:36,559 do you use? Seven by fifteen? Thods are scarce? Brother, 249 00:12:37,039 --> 00:12:39,360 Haven't you got one? No? I might be able to get. 250 00:12:39,240 --> 00:12:41,879 Speaker 6: You one somewhere here in Jacksonburg, but not till tomorrow. 251 00:12:42,039 --> 00:12:44,279 Speaker 2: Oh, tomorrow. That means I'll have to get somebody to 252 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:47,240 drive me to Watertown tonight. What'll I do about my car? 253 00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:49,440 I'll send out and have a toad in here and 254 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,879 try and get your tire in the morning. Toad in. Oh, 255 00:12:51,879 --> 00:12:53,720 that's fine, but I'll be coming back by the way 256 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:57,600 of Jacksonburg tomorrow. I hope if see you then? Goodbye? 257 00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,360 Oh Marjorie, if you've got that small change ready for me? Oh? Thanks? 258 00:13:02,639 --> 00:13:06,879 Hello operator? Huh oh, well you've got that summer Field number? 259 00:13:06,919 --> 00:13:09,960 Huh oh? Thanks? How much? Is it? It's all right? 260 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:13,720 Here it goes, Yes, bells. 261 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,320 Speaker 5: Even a guilty president. 262 00:13:17,519 --> 00:13:19,840 Speaker 2: Oh hello, Bertie, this is mister Gillis's leave. 263 00:13:20,039 --> 00:13:21,600 Speaker 5: Yes. Did you catch up with Lee Ryan? 264 00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:25,200 Speaker 2: No, Berdie, we've had a blowout, Yes, and somebody stole 265 00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:25,879 our spare tire. 266 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:26,480 Speaker 4: That's bad. 267 00:13:30,120 --> 00:13:36,639 Speaker 2: How about using that gealopy of yours. But Bertie, it can't. 268 00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:38,799 We can't get another tire until morning. I couldn't you 269 00:13:38,879 --> 00:13:40,799 drive out here so we could continue to water Town 270 00:13:40,799 --> 00:13:42,159 in that little car of yours. 271 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:45,440 Speaker 4: Well, that's purely problematical. I'm willing to take a chance. 272 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,240 It appeals to my sporting the instincts. 273 00:13:48,559 --> 00:13:50,080 Speaker 2: What do you mean, Bertie, Well, this. 274 00:13:50,240 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 4: Heap of mine is strictly on the knocked on, break 275 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,120 on clutching and tire hill climbing. 276 00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:00,919 Speaker 2: Well, take it easy, Bertie, but hurry up. Okay, okay. 277 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:03,559 Why we're at the hot dog stand call Hogs in 278 00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,759 about ten miles this side of Jacksonburg. 279 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:07,360 Speaker 4: That as it can. 280 00:14:09,039 --> 00:14:09,559 Speaker 2: Short cut? 281 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,000 Speaker 6: Good? 282 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,639 Speaker 2: No, no, no, not the short cut, go the long 283 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:14,000 way around as much quicker. 284 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: We'll hear from the Great jailer sleeve again in just 285 00:14:25,559 --> 00:14:29,080 a moment. But first, I'm sure you mothers and housewives 286 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:32,200 realize that you have a defense job too. Yes, it's 287 00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:35,320 to serve your family's plenty of good tasting, nourishing food, 288 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:40,519 food that bills your family's muscle and morale well. Park Margaron, 289 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:44,120 the delicious modern Marchmen made by Craft, can be a 290 00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,559 big help to you in doing that job. You see, 291 00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:50,159 Park Marchmin is so downright and delicious. It adds delicate 292 00:14:50,200 --> 00:14:53,440 extra flavor to all kinds of foods. Yes, serve it 293 00:14:53,519 --> 00:14:56,480 generously at the table, Use it in baking. It's a 294 00:14:56,519 --> 00:15:00,559 genuine flavor shortening. Use it as a seasoning for hot 295 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,919 for pan frying too. You'll find Park Margarin's delightful flavor 296 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:08,759 gives real lyft to all your mayos. What's more, Park 297 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:13,080 Margarine itself is so wonderfully good for your family. Park 298 00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,519 is a nourishing and wholesome energy food, and every pound 299 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:21,200 contains nine thousand units of important vitamin A. So tomorrow 300 00:15:21,639 --> 00:15:26,039 add delicious, economical Park Margarin to your shopping list. Remember 301 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:31,919 it's Park p a r Kay, the Margarin that's made 302 00:15:32,039 --> 00:15:46,639 by Craft. Let's join the great field this league again. 303 00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:49,120 As he Marjorie and Bertie continue their search for the 304 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,159 missing Leroy. 305 00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:55,759 Speaker 2: Bertie, who did you buy this car from Rochester? Nothing? 306 00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,519 Speaker 4: My pathy give me this car? He bought it bound 307 00:15:59,519 --> 00:16:01,519 back town and mister Roosevelt was elected. 308 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:05,840 Speaker 5: I bet it was Teddy Roosevelt. 309 00:16:06,039 --> 00:16:08,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't doubt that, march we It certainly is 310 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:08,879 a rough rider. 311 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,080 Speaker 4: Oh please don't drive so fast. Please don't drive so fast, 312 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:15,919 mister gilsleep. When you goes over thirty miles an hour, 313 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,080 the whence you has the tendency to slip down into 314 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,080 the driver's. 315 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,879 Speaker 2: Left Well, what does it do with forty? 316 00:16:22,279 --> 00:16:26,960 Speaker 4: It don't do forty, And don't blow the hard cause 317 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:32,480 that blows the light. 318 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,279 Speaker 3: Well, if we don't go any faster than this, Lee, 319 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:37,120 Roy will have time to raise a beard and we'll 320 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,000 never recognize it. 321 00:16:38,159 --> 00:16:40,279 Speaker 2: Yes, the only way we can get there any faster 322 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,480 is to get out of this thing and walk. 323 00:16:42,039 --> 00:16:44,320 Speaker 4: We're doing all right. Look, this seems to be a 324 00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,320 city we're coming into. 325 00:16:45,519 --> 00:16:48,039 Speaker 2: You think it might be Watertown? Oh no, Berdy, Watertown 326 00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:50,519 is still one hundred miles away. This must be Jacksonbury. 327 00:16:50,720 --> 00:16:52,759 Why it's taking us half an hour to travel ten 328 00:16:52,799 --> 00:16:54,320 miles slow? Donald, Marre. 329 00:16:54,519 --> 00:16:55,639 Speaker 5: It seems to be a wreck up. 330 00:16:55,519 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 2: Ahead, and be any worse than this one we're in 331 00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:02,440 by George. You right, Marjorie? Say look at that truck 332 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:03,600 on the wrong side of the street. 333 00:17:04,039 --> 00:17:06,759 Speaker 4: Yeah, and there's a car turned up that down the crowd. 334 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:09,880 Speaker 2: Uncle, you gotta go floors, I am you just don't 335 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:13,279 notice the change, my dear. Well, there's one fellow who 336 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:16,799 won't have to worry about tires anymore. Eh, tires, Maybe 337 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:21,400 I better stop? Wrong, uncle, are nothing? That car is 338 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,920 the same model as mine. I can use those tires. 339 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:30,400 Come on, let's find out. Excuse me? Can I squeeze through? Please? Oh? 340 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:33,039 I just barely did? Thank you it? Pardon me, mister 341 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:36,960 it Come on, Marjorie. Well, why George, this is lucky. 342 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,839 I was right. Those tires are seven to by fifteenth. 343 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,240 They are yes. The rest of the car so badly 344 00:17:42,279 --> 00:17:43,880 smashed up. I'll bet the owner will sell me one 345 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,599 or to well, you better find and quit. 346 00:17:45,640 --> 00:17:46,559 Speaker 4: That toll car might. 347 00:17:46,519 --> 00:17:48,799 Speaker 2: Hold way in a minute to car. Oh yes, and 348 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:51,279 I wonder who the owner is. It was all a 349 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,400 truck driver's fault. They don't have to take my word. 350 00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:57,039 Foot look at ads uh oh say that must be 351 00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,960 the owner of Marjorie. You two wait here, this is 352 00:17:59,079 --> 00:17:59,960 my golden opportunity. 353 00:18:00,039 --> 00:18:02,200 Speaker 7: Uh huh makes my twet water when I think I'm 354 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:03,799 gonna pick truck by that shoe McDonalds. 355 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, excuse me, excuse me, sir, Ed but did I 356 00:18:06,440 --> 00:18:09,359 talk privately to you for a moment? Oh yeah, sure, sure, 357 00:18:09,519 --> 00:18:11,079 come on over here. Oh, thanks very much. 358 00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:12,759 Speaker 5: Oh what is it, frend? 359 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,160 Speaker 2: Look mister, your car is wrecked, but the only thing 360 00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:17,160 worth salvaging. You're a couple of the tires. But I 361 00:18:17,319 --> 00:18:19,799 need tires like that, But you undoubtedly need money. 362 00:18:19,960 --> 00:18:20,440 Speaker 6: Yeah, put it. 363 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:22,880 Speaker 2: How much do you want for the two best tires? Oh? Man, yes, 364 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,240 you brother? How about fifteen dollars for a pair of 365 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:30,440 Now wait a minute, that was just a feeler bud 366 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,440 at twenty dollars. 367 00:18:31,759 --> 00:18:34,119 Speaker 7: Twenty dollars, huh, what's upmost you'll. 368 00:18:33,960 --> 00:18:36,319 Speaker 2: Play twenty five dollars, But thirty dollars is positively as 369 00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,680 high as i'll go. Okay, give me the thirty all 370 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:42,119 right here you are ten twenty twenty five thirty, and 371 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:44,000 I suppose you take them off. I want the right 372 00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,799 front and the left ear. Oh no, your tires, now, 373 00:18:46,839 --> 00:18:49,119 you take them off. I got a phone call him next, 374 00:18:49,160 --> 00:18:53,160 So long, mister, Thanks, you're welcome. Indeed, Oh, Marjorie Bertie, 375 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:55,440 I made a deal with the owner of that wreck 376 00:18:55,519 --> 00:18:57,640 for two tires. You'll take them to Slim's garage and 377 00:18:57,759 --> 00:18:58,599 put them on my car. 378 00:18:59,079 --> 00:19:00,960 Speaker 4: Okay, I'll get to two's out of my car. 379 00:19:01,119 --> 00:19:02,720 Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, Marjorie, I want to show you what 380 00:19:02,759 --> 00:19:06,319 I bought. Yeah, excuse me, young man, if. 381 00:19:06,759 --> 00:19:07,559 Speaker 6: Pardon me, sir? 382 00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 5: Are we lucky to find a wreck with the right 383 00:19:10,279 --> 00:19:11,440 size tires? Uncle More? 384 00:19:11,599 --> 00:19:11,839 Speaker 7: Yes? 385 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,079 Speaker 2: Well here they are not exactly new, but weren't there 386 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,319 waiting sugar these days? 387 00:19:18,759 --> 00:19:21,200 Speaker 4: Here here's mister gil sleeve. Now be careful and don't 388 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:21,920 break this wrench. 389 00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:24,759 Speaker 2: Yeah, I won't because it's a very important too. 390 00:19:25,279 --> 00:19:27,839 Speaker 4: I not only uses it to change tires, but also 391 00:19:27,960 --> 00:19:31,119 as the planner and conclusive argument in traffic dispute. 392 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,519 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I understand. I never took a tire off 393 00:19:35,559 --> 00:19:40,160 a car that was upside down before, though this one's 394 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,319 a little tough. I hold the wheel, Bertie, You. 395 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 4: Hold the wheel and I'll unscrew the love. 396 00:19:44,119 --> 00:19:46,680 Speaker 2: Oh all right, I guess holding the wheel is the 397 00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:49,640 harder job of the two. Anyway. Here, can I help 398 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,279 to Uncle Moore? 399 00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:50,519 Speaker 4: No? 400 00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:52,559 Speaker 2: No, Bertie and I have it, haven't we? Bertie? Yes? 401 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:53,119 Speaker 6: Yeah? 402 00:19:58,640 --> 00:19:59,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, who said that? 403 00:20:00,039 --> 00:20:02,480 Speaker 5: Don't pay any attention Uncle Moore, Just some fresh fella. 404 00:20:02,720 --> 00:20:05,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, by George, if I was sure which one popped off, 405 00:20:05,559 --> 00:20:09,599 i'd popped him here here, Bertie, let me do that before. 406 00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,599 Speaker 4: I got him all off already you just helped me 407 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,200 lift it down. 408 00:20:12,319 --> 00:20:14,720 Speaker 2: Yes, of course, you do what you want to do, 409 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:21,400 now go, Yes, did you see who said that? Marjorie? 410 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,720 Speaker 5: Never mind the street corner loafer? His uncle Moore? 411 00:20:23,759 --> 00:20:25,799 Speaker 2: All right, no, no, Bertie, I'll take the other one 412 00:20:25,839 --> 00:20:28,160 off myself. Give me that tire wrench. 413 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:29,200 Speaker 6: Thanks. 414 00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:32,640 Speaker 2: Anymore remarks from the gallery. I'm going to unscrew a 415 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:39,880 loose nut or two. That's a matter. Boys, cat got 416 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:40,440 your tongues. 417 00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:41,759 Speaker 5: Come on, uncle more. 418 00:20:41,799 --> 00:20:44,000 Speaker 2: We've got to hurry, Yes, of course. 419 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:49,480 Speaker 6: Yeah. Hey, wait a minute, what do you think you're doing? Buddy? 420 00:20:49,640 --> 00:20:51,960 Speaker 2: Oh hello, officer. I had a blow off this evening 421 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,920 and no spare tire, and I happened to come across 422 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,880 this wreck here and that had the same size tires. 423 00:20:56,279 --> 00:20:56,839 Wasn't I lucky? 424 00:20:57,160 --> 00:20:59,319 Speaker 6: I'll tell you it was until I arrived. 425 00:20:59,519 --> 00:21:01,440 Speaker 2: If what have you got to do with it? Well, 426 00:21:01,519 --> 00:21:04,359 if you aren't a nervous car stripper, I ever seen 427 00:21:04,559 --> 00:21:09,000 nervous car stripper I ever saw, officer, what do you mean? 428 00:21:09,039 --> 00:21:11,640 I'm a car stripper? And if you didn't know standing 429 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,799 there with your face the picture of Enerson's. 430 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:14,920 Speaker 6: Framed in a stolen tire. 431 00:21:15,039 --> 00:21:17,240 Speaker 2: Stolen. I bought these fires from the owner of this car. 432 00:21:17,599 --> 00:21:20,599 I've got witnesses if you boys saw me paying him, 433 00:21:20,599 --> 00:21:22,960 didn't you? Boys? I saw you talking to some guy. 434 00:21:23,079 --> 00:21:25,039 But he wasn't the owner of that car. How do 435 00:21:25,119 --> 00:21:26,920 you know he was because he ran out of the 436 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:28,839 pool room with the rest of us when we heard 437 00:21:28,880 --> 00:21:31,240 the crash. Ooh, what if you mean that I was 438 00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,960 taken in You weren't, buddy, But you're gonna be Come 439 00:21:34,039 --> 00:21:36,720 on with me. Take your hands off of me, Copper, 440 00:21:36,759 --> 00:21:42,599 I'll hammer you into an ashtray. Oh, Marjorie, you and 441 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,079 perdie that drive onto Watertown and keep a sharp look 442 00:21:45,079 --> 00:21:47,200 out for Leroy. I think I'm gonna be detained here, 443 00:21:47,319 --> 00:21:47,640 all right. 444 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,079 Speaker 6: If you think that's this, Come on, buddy, we're going 445 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:50,960 to join the station. 446 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,160 Speaker 2: Wagon said this station? What do you mean? 447 00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,759 Speaker 6: I'm gonna phone the station. 448 00:21:54,680 --> 00:21:57,680 Speaker 2: To send over the wagon and then we'll be all set. 449 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,000 Speaker 7: Renison as a child, I suppose you were just using 450 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,279 those tires as teething rings. 451 00:22:13,359 --> 00:22:15,920 Speaker 2: Yes, sergeant, I bought those two tires. I paid for him. 452 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,960 What's the use of trying to convince a numb skull 453 00:22:18,119 --> 00:22:21,400 fuzzy brain. Flat Are you insinuating? And I'm a flat foot? 454 00:22:21,559 --> 00:22:24,720 If the shoe fits, wear it. I don't want to 455 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,279 hang around this crook's coop any longer. I want some action. 456 00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:29,079 Speaker 6: Okay, you're gonna get it for the night. 457 00:22:29,079 --> 00:22:30,799 Speaker 7: I'm gonna put you in a nice room where no 458 00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:32,799 nasty tires can come in and run off with you. 459 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:36,000 Speaker 6: You mean in the cell, Well, all our cells are full. 460 00:22:36,200 --> 00:22:38,359 Speaker 2: I'm putting in a detention room. That what's the difference 461 00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:39,160 between that and the cell? 462 00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,599 Speaker 6: We put curtains over the bars. You can't do this 463 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:42,880 to me. 464 00:22:43,359 --> 00:22:45,319 Speaker 2: Who do you think I am? A common criminal? Guess? 465 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:46,599 Speaker 5: Shut up? 466 00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:51,640 Speaker 2: What's your name? My name? Oh yeah, let me see I. 467 00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,480 Speaker 6: See last name? 468 00:22:55,599 --> 00:22:59,559 Speaker 2: S s huh? Oh yeah, that's right to hit them 469 00:23:03,440 --> 00:23:06,720 lem e C. Yeah the E stands for Elmer. Okay, 470 00:23:06,839 --> 00:23:11,079 see okay shee yeah. We're see in the detention room. Okay, 471 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,000 and you, mister s C is the name. 472 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,599 Speaker 7: Don't take your pooling anybody giving me a phony name like, 473 00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:16,640 let me see I. 474 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:19,319 Speaker 6: Know what I'll run along, that's the way, buddy. 475 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:22,839 Speaker 2: Come on, Oh yes, dicking you in here till you 476 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,279 decided to come clean with us. I have come clean 477 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:27,480 by George. Before I'm through with you, you're gonna be 478 00:23:27,599 --> 00:23:32,559 washed up and you go. Hey, get you got company? Oh, 479 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,480 young man, Leroy, come on see. 480 00:23:36,559 --> 00:23:37,599 Speaker 5: I'm glad to see you here. 481 00:23:37,799 --> 00:23:39,759 Speaker 2: I'm glad to see you too, my boy. But not here. 482 00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,240 Speaker 5: Oh, you must have a lot of pool of the 483 00:23:43,279 --> 00:23:45,880 police to get into visit me. Oh, I forgot. You 484 00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,400 were the one who told them to pick me up. 485 00:23:47,559 --> 00:23:49,599 Speaker 2: Yes, Leroy, we just couldn't let you run away from 486 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,480 home like that, and this was the quickest way to 487 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:52,079 get in touch with you. 488 00:23:52,319 --> 00:23:53,720 Speaker 5: Well, let's get out of here and go home. 489 00:23:53,839 --> 00:23:57,440 Speaker 2: Yes, let's get out of here, Leroy. I'm afraid we 490 00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,480 can't do that for a little while. Why not. I'll 491 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,839 explain later. Meanwhile, young man, I want I want you 492 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,160 to tell me why you ran away from home. 493 00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,960 Speaker 5: Oh, ge Uncle Moore. All I was gonna do is 494 00:24:06,079 --> 00:24:06,960 enlist in the navy. 495 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:10,759 Speaker 2: You in the navy, Leroy. You're just thirteen years old, 496 00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:11,680 well proven. 497 00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:12,680 Speaker 5: I'm awfully big for my age. 498 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:15,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, and if I went to Watertown or someplace where 499 00:24:15,279 --> 00:24:16,759 nobody knows me, i'd better I could get in. 500 00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:19,599 Speaker 2: But why in your notes you said you couldn't stand 501 00:24:19,640 --> 00:24:23,160 it any longer? If were. You un't happy at home, Leroy, No. 502 00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:26,160 Speaker 5: It's just that I can't stand around doing nothing while 503 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:28,680 our country's at war. I want to do my share. 504 00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:32,640 Speaker 2: Well, that's a wonderful spirit, my boy. It makes me 505 00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,480 proud of it. But Uncle Sam can't use boys your 506 00:24:35,519 --> 00:24:36,440 age in the navy, But. 507 00:24:36,519 --> 00:24:39,359 Speaker 5: I can work hard. I wanna be in there. Oh, 508 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:40,880 you just don't understand. 509 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:44,079 Speaker 2: I do understand, my boy. You think it's easy for 510 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:46,200 me to watch younger men go off to fight our battles, 511 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,960 But I have to stay behind here we are. You're 512 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,519 too young and I'm too old, But we each have 513 00:24:52,599 --> 00:24:54,960 a job to do, every one of us. And the 514 00:24:55,039 --> 00:24:56,720 president of the boy in the school heroy. 515 00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:59,880 Speaker 5: But gee, Uncle Moore, right now, school seems awfully. 516 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:03,559 Speaker 2: Try, Leroy. Is the millions of trivial things well done. 517 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:06,920 It's gonna win this war for us. Like the farmer 518 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:09,880 who grows more food, in the factory hand who produces 519 00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,960 more equipment, and the housewife who makes everything go a 520 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,240 little farther, even the children who gather up waste paper 521 00:25:16,279 --> 00:25:19,279 and scrap iron, and all of us who buy bonds 522 00:25:19,319 --> 00:25:22,400 and contribute our time and money and prayers and inspiration. 523 00:25:23,359 --> 00:25:26,400 We're all in the army, Leroy, the army that stands 524 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:28,759 back of our soldiers and our sailors and our flyers. 525 00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,880 And the better we do our job, the sooner they're 526 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:32,759 gonna finish theirs. 527 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:49,440 Speaker 5: Wake up, it's morning. 528 00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,440 Speaker 2: I've been awake all night, Leroy. This mattress must be 529 00:25:52,480 --> 00:26:00,960 stuffed with old prisoners. And LeRoy's stop calling me, younk. 530 00:26:01,319 --> 00:26:02,759 I don't want to ever know. And the trock Morton 531 00:26:02,799 --> 00:26:05,400 Pee Gillish leaves spent the night in the calaboose, suspected 532 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,319 of highway robbery. 533 00:26:07,319 --> 00:26:11,960 Speaker 5: See see, we're both in a spot. 534 00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:12,319 Speaker 6: Uh. 535 00:26:12,519 --> 00:26:14,319 Speaker 5: You can't get out till you can prove you paid 536 00:26:14,359 --> 00:26:16,480 for those tires, and I can't get out till you 537 00:26:16,559 --> 00:26:17,359 can prove you're you. 538 00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,160 Speaker 2: Oh well, maybe they'll let me call Judge Hooker. If 539 00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:24,200 they do, we're about to have a visitor. 540 00:26:25,519 --> 00:26:28,440 Speaker 6: Okay, kid, come on and bring your things. Your sister's 541 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:29,519 outside to take you home. 542 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,799 Speaker 5: Jeez, well, so long. I'm mister h I'll do everything 543 00:26:33,839 --> 00:26:35,039 I can to help you get free. 544 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:38,920 Speaker 2: Oh thank you, Sonny. Wait a minute, don't close that door, officer. 545 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,160 I demand to see the desk starts. 546 00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 6: What again? 547 00:26:41,599 --> 00:26:44,680 Speaker 2: Oh all right, but this is the last time. They 548 00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,279 can't keep me here unless I'm charged. I know my rights. 549 00:26:47,559 --> 00:26:49,720 I didn't study commercial law in night school two years 550 00:26:49,720 --> 00:26:54,759 for nothing. Your sister's in the chief office over there. Oh, hey, 551 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:57,559 go ahead, Sunny. I'm gonna talk to the sargeant. 552 00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,759 Speaker 6: Hey, sorry, he wants to see you again. 553 00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:02,400 Speaker 2: What is it this time, sergeant, Either you released me 554 00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,279 at once, or I'm gonna sue you and Casey and 555 00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,400 the chief of police in the whole town of Jacksonburg 556 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:07,759 for a million dollars apiece. 557 00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,599 Speaker 7: No, come down, mister c I tried to trace the 558 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:12,720 ownership of that car you stripped, and the garage man 559 00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:14,400 who's got it now can't find the owner to sign 560 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,240 a complain against you. 561 00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:17,440 Speaker 2: Oh I should he he got his tires back, and 562 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:20,319 I went out under the circumstances, I just will have 563 00:27:20,400 --> 00:27:23,039 to release. That's better A lucky thing for you too. 564 00:27:23,119 --> 00:27:25,160 Speaker 7: And you see here, mister, if anybody's lucky, it's you. 565 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:27,680 You're awfully lucky. That guy ain't here to prosecute you. 566 00:27:27,839 --> 00:27:28,960 Speaker 2: What guy are you talking about? 567 00:27:29,039 --> 00:27:30,039 Speaker 6: The owner of that wrecked car. 568 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:32,559 Speaker 7: Fellow from Summerfield by the name of Rockporton P. 569 00:27:32,720 --> 00:27:53,039 Speaker 1: Giller Sleep, the Greg Guilder slave will be with us 570 00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:55,960 again in a few minutes. But right now, I suppose 571 00:27:56,039 --> 00:27:58,920 some of you used margarine in the last war. Well, 572 00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:01,480 I don't know, of course how you felt about margarine then, 573 00:28:02,039 --> 00:28:04,200 but I do know that modern margarine is so much 574 00:28:04,279 --> 00:28:08,839 better that there's just no comparison. Take Park Margarine, for instance, 575 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,240 the delicious modern margarin made by Craft. By one taste 576 00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:17,200 of Park's delicate, appetizing goodness will convince you how wonderfully 577 00:28:17,279 --> 00:28:21,440 delicious it is. Yes, in flavor and texture, Park margarine 578 00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,960 is as different from old time margarines as night is 579 00:28:24,039 --> 00:28:27,880 from day. You see, Park Margarin is made by Kraft, 580 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,799 and surely that's a guarantee of quality and fine flavor. 581 00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:36,400 Park is a wholesome, vegetable marginan made by modern methods 582 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,440 that just weren't. 583 00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:38,359 Speaker 2: Possible in the old days. 584 00:28:38,759 --> 00:28:41,960 Speaker 1: And to make Park even better for you, Kraft adds 585 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,880 important vitamin A to Park marginen nine thousand units to 586 00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:49,880 every single pound. So find out tomorrow how good modern 587 00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:54,960 margarine can be by trying delicious Parquet margarine made by Craft. 588 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:57,920 Serve it at the table, use it for cooking too, 589 00:28:58,319 --> 00:29:00,559 but be sure to ask your dealer for par K 590 00:29:01,279 --> 00:29:06,119 P A R kay, it's the margarine made by Craft. 591 00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,799 Speaker 2: Sorry folks, our times up. Good night. 592 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,720 Speaker 1: Original music heard on this program was composed and conducted 593 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:30,400 by William Randaph. This is Jim Bannon speaking for the 594 00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,519 Craft Cheese Company and inviting you to be with us 595 00:29:32,519 --> 00:29:34,400 again next week at the same time for the further 596 00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:38,039 adventures of the Great Gilder Slave. This program came to 597 00:29:38,160 --> 00:29:43,279 you from Hollywood. 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