Speaker 1: I got an email when we were talking about mailing
Speaker 1: little gimpis in the mail? Yeah, your specimens for testing.
Speaker 1: And they said, this is this is wild because I
Speaker 1: have this whole new respect for mailman or male people.
Speaker 2: If this person is talking about D and D.
Speaker 1: No, No, that's not it. I'll come back to that,
Speaker 1: because that's also really entertaining. I guess I've lost it.
Speaker 1: But they said that their friend worked did sculptures or
Speaker 1: face recreations for FBI, and they would occasionally get heads
Speaker 1: in the mail. Yeah. I saw that text he composed heads.
Speaker 1: How messed up? Is that right? That you're mailing a
Speaker 1: head in the mail? Yeah? Is that something you should
Speaker 1: just pick up? Like drive wherever it is, Just pick
Speaker 1: it up yourself as opposed to it, because what if
Speaker 1: it's in Massachusetts and this sculptist is in Tulsa, You're
Speaker 1: gonna make them drive all the way or fly. I
Speaker 1: think where I'm at it with it is that it's
Speaker 1: someone's father, son, child, friend, brother, grandpa like something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I would hope that it would be treated with
Speaker 1: a little bit more respect than thirty seven cents. Maybe,
Speaker 1: So I don't think that the carriers are going to
Speaker 1: be treating it like Jim Carrey and Ace Van Tura.
Speaker 1: I hear you. I've watched mail carriers. I don't want
Speaker 1: that job. It's not easy, uh huh. But I've seen
Speaker 1: male carriers not treat mail well. So right, maybe, so
Speaker 1: if they do. That person's dead and that person who
Speaker 1: was once somebody's father, brother, you know, dad, whatever, it's
Speaker 1: no longer them. It's just it's just a body. At
Speaker 1: this point. The personality is gone, the soul's gone, it's
Speaker 1: just it's just a shell. So then you're four people
Speaker 1: that have sex with dead bodies. Then that shouldn't be
Speaker 1: a big deal. That's what you want to do. It
Speaker 1: ain't for me, but you know, fuck whatever, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, like, there's no real harm in that, is
Speaker 1: what I mean, because they're not real. You're absolutely right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Wow, it's fucking weird. It is, but it
Speaker 3: doesn't affect my.
Speaker 1: Life exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not going to be your friend.
Speaker 1: I'm of the belief it does affect my life because
Speaker 1: we have morals and values, and when you let those slip,
Speaker 1: then that becomes at like you're condoning it. Being complicit
Speaker 1: with something makes you makes like you're okay with it
Speaker 1: until they start fucking my dead mother is your thing?
Speaker 1: Some things I didn't know you can. Apparently you can
Speaker 1: mail like a potato, just a single potato. Yeah, if
Speaker 1: it's got you know, postage on it and everything all like,
Speaker 1: without putting it in like an envelope or anything. So
Speaker 1: just slap a stamp on that, bitch and send it
Speaker 1: through the mail. Yeah, that's fun. You should do that,
Speaker 1: but just to see what kind of condition it shows up,
Speaker 1: and that's fun. I like that. Somebody said, a three
Speaker 1: foot black dildo. Again, if it's got postage on it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it works. Coconuts okay, to go with the three foot
Speaker 1: black dildo. No, these are separate, but it have to
Speaker 1: be again, it has to have the appropriate Yeah postage too.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to have the stamp fixed somehow.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: This says we had a package leaking water that said
Speaker 1: live fish, and while it was leaking, a small fish
Speaker 1: fell out and flopped on the ground. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Every now and then we come across packages cremated remains.
Speaker 1: That didn't surprise me. Annie. People stuffing hair andusiness reply
Speaker 1: envelopes going to credit card companies is somewhat common. Occasionally
Speaker 1: we get somebody pooping in an envelope sending it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I could see that. Somebody trying to, you know, stick
Speaker 1: it to the man. You're sticking it to the man.
Speaker 1: You know, you're doing that whole colon check thing. And
Speaker 1: you ship a box and sent it through. But let's
Speaker 1: play that out like you're you, you're mad at Bob's drywall,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna send ship to Bob's drywall. You're punishing
Speaker 1: a bunch of people that have nothing to do with
Speaker 1: it before. Bob may not even ever see it, and
Speaker 1: probably not. When I was working at the forward place
Speaker 1: before I got here and the warehouse they had returns
Speaker 1: or whatever, and somebody had returned apart. I guess it
Speaker 1: was a disgruntled mechanic or some shit. But they shipped
Speaker 1: the box and sent it back to us. And is
Speaker 1: that criminal? It should be. It should be fucking old
Speaker 1: George back here, George fucking just just going through fucking
Speaker 1: opening boxes, you know, because you got to open it
Speaker 1: up and see if that's the actual part, what it
Speaker 1: is you got to cross for it, blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and uh, fucking showing up, man, there's a there's a
Speaker 1: big old, funking honky turd in the box. I laughed.
Speaker 1: I it sucked for George that had to deal with it,
Speaker 1: and of course he got the manager in the you know,
Speaker 1: what do we do about this? And I don't know
Speaker 1: what they did about it? But but yeah, it sucks,
Speaker 1: but it's fucking hilarious. Yay. So I don't know if
Speaker 1: this is true. This says yes, mailing feces to someone
Speaker 1: is a crime.
Speaker 2: What's the charge? A couple options here.
Speaker 1: Biological hazard, human or animal waste is considered hazardous materials
Speaker 1: and illegal to send through the mail under USPS regulations
Speaker 1: unless notarized. Not notarized like like a notary like noted
Speaker 1: that it's for that right harassment and stocking laws. If
Speaker 1: you send it to annoy, harass, or intimidate someone, it
Speaker 1: could be a criminal offense. Okay, that makes sense. Health
Speaker 1: and safety vile relations. Mailing biohazardous materials can lead to
Speaker 1: fines or even jail time, depending on local laws, and
Speaker 1: tampering with mail. If it leaks, damages other mail, or
Speaker 1: causes postal workers to report it, you could face additional charges.
Speaker 1: You would think you would think as a mail carrier,
Speaker 1: you'd you'd smell it through the box, right, I just
Speaker 1: assume it's in a box. Shitting in an envelope seems
Speaker 1: a little weird, but either way, I figure you would
Speaker 1: still smell it regardless, be like, man, this package really
Speaker 1: smells like shit. You know what's going?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know, maybe squeeze it or whatever to find out
Speaker 1: what what? What the fuck is this?
Speaker 3: I think it would be funnier to just if you're
Speaker 3: going to try to mail something that's you know, a
Speaker 3: prank or whatever, just get that fart spray and then yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you seen have you seen? Have you seen the
Speaker 1: video of the guy with the fart spray going up
Speaker 1: to people in inflatable characters and spraying it right in
Speaker 1: the fan? Yeah? Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: And then they try to get out, they try to
Speaker 2: chase them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What do you think the penalty is for hazardous
Speaker 1: materials sent through the US mail? H? Lindsay, what do
Speaker 1: you think?
Speaker 3: Some jail time? Probably up to a year and a
Speaker 3: ten thousand dollars fine.
Speaker 1: I was going to say at least six months jail.
Speaker 1: At least six months jail time. I'm sure there's and
Speaker 1: or fine involved, This says Finds up two quarter of
Speaker 1: a million dollars up to a year in jail, don't
Speaker 1: you And then tampering with mail?
Speaker 2: What do you think the penalty is for that tampering?
Speaker 3: Another year in prison and twenty five thousand dollars fine.
Speaker 1: Five to ten years in prison with one hundred thousand
Speaker 1: dollars fine. This is a hairy one because if it
Speaker 1: damages other mail or causes issue for postal workers, you
Speaker 1: can get popped for tampering with the mail and you
Speaker 1: can go up to jail for five years. Yeah, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they take the mail seriously for whatever silly fucking reason.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a silly reason.
Speaker 1: I think there needed to be a clear we're not
Speaker 1: gonna let you f round and find out. I wonder
Speaker 1: how many people fucked around before they're like, hey, okay,
Speaker 1: we gotta do something about this. I often think about
Speaker 1: stuff like that, like how many children died in a
Speaker 1: five gallon bucket before they decided to put a label
Speaker 1: on it and said, hey, watch out, Or how many
Speaker 1: children died from playing with a Walmart sack before they're like,
Speaker 1: we should put a warning on here, and you know,
Speaker 1: at least tell the people not to let their kid
Speaker 1: play with this thing too. Yeah, I mean, I think
Speaker 1: you're right. It is a little They are pretty severe.
Speaker 1: I think this is the way it should be for a
Speaker 1: lot of crimes. It should be massive, right, It should
Speaker 1: make you go damn. It would detour people from doing
Speaker 1: that sort of thing. Whatever it is you want to
Speaker 1: make people no longer speed, Make the fine insane absolutely,
Speaker 1: quarter of a million dollars, right.
Speaker 3: Lose your license forever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that shit's fucking and that would make me go, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll slow down a little bit. It should be I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. Yeah, you could still drive,
Speaker 1: but if you get caught and get you go to
Speaker 1: Jeff for like ten years. Right, what are you in
Speaker 1: for murder? What are you in for speeding? I was
Speaker 1: trying to find the origin, the origin for why we
Speaker 1: have those laws. It just explained to me the laws,
Speaker 1: like I'm aware that we have severe penalties, right, but
Speaker 1: why do we have severe penalties? Was people just mailing
Speaker 1: fucking heads in the mail? Yeah, know, to to their enemies.
Speaker 1: Maybe the like the pony Express robberies and things like
Speaker 1: that was the cause like to try and okay, stop
Speaker 1: that type of thing because it was so rampant. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I had a great uncle that worked for the Pony Express.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, but it wasn't like back in the
Speaker 1: day where they actually rode ponies. I mean, he was
Speaker 1: still delivery guy driving his truck or whatever. But I
Speaker 1: can still say I had a great uncle that for
Speaker 1: the Pony Express. Right, the actual pony part was only
Speaker 1: one part of the Pony Express. There were still local offices, right,
Speaker 1: just express post. A little Act of seventeen ninety two
Speaker 1: made it a federal crime to steal your tamper with mail.
Speaker 1: The government saw the mail system as essential for communication
Speaker 1: and commerce, so crimes against it were treated seriously. Isn't
Speaker 1: that unique. It's so interesting because we have theyse were like, whoa,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a big deal. Let's protect it
Speaker 1: and the Internet. They're like, they need no help whatever,
Speaker 1: be willing nilly. In the eighteen hundred, stealing mail became
Speaker 1: a punishable offense, with public whippings or imprisonment. Public whippings.
Speaker 1: Comstock laws made it illegal to mail obscene materials showing
Speaker 1: the government's control over the mail. What is deemed obscene?
Speaker 1: I mean back then a woman wearing pants, right, showing
Speaker 1: and putting your hands in your pocket. Right now, you
Speaker 1: can fucking mail a three foot deck with you know,
Speaker 1: out any kind of package wrapping around it. You know,
Speaker 1: that's not I've seen. You know, poor fucking mail guy's
Speaker 1: got to get that floppy son of a bitch out
Speaker 1: and shove it into your fucking mailbox or your mail slot,
Speaker 1: whichever one you may have. Right, just say uh. This
Speaker 1: says that it is deemed a government protected services service
Speaker 1: and crimes against it are considered attacks on the national infrastructure.
Speaker 1: Because that makes sense. It is government affiliated. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I'm on board with that. That makes sense. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: not a lot of you know, shitting in boxesn't sitting
Speaker 1: there like we gotta do something about this, right and
Speaker 1: now they promoted on the TV. Absolutely you should ship
Speaker 1: in a box, mail it in. I think the mailman
Speaker 1: is like, god damn, yeah, marshal, can we cut that out.
Speaker 1: We should ask the guy that we see all the time, like,
Speaker 1: how many boxes for colorectal cancer do you get? I
Speaker 1: don't know if he would know, because I think he
Speaker 1: looks like just strictly like commercial. No, he's gotta got
Speaker 1: residential stuff. Yeah, yeah, well maybe we would have to
Speaker 1: ask him then, because we've talked about it and he
Speaker 1: plans this stop based on the weather. Okay, And we're
Speaker 1: talking about the mailman we see in the lobby, right,
Speaker 1: nobody knows is that his name? I just say Maleman.
Speaker 3: He's been in this building forever? Yeah, since when I
Speaker 3: was in this building before. Okay, so yeah, forever he's
Speaker 3: been here.
Speaker 1: Did you know his name then or okay, of course
Speaker 1: she did. That's that's probably why she remembers it.
Speaker 3: And from when I worked in the other building across
Speaker 3: the street he was there too, so no one from
Speaker 3: there as well.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a good question.
Speaker 2: He's super nice, he's a great guy.
Speaker 1: If he's out there when I go smoking down, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll ask him how many boxes and ship do you
Speaker 1: have to pick up?
Speaker 3: And do you know that that's what it is?
Speaker 1: Or do you get weird? Do you do weird things?
Speaker 1: Like what what's the weird thing? Because we don't want
Speaker 1: to know the personal man, some people share what's the
Speaker 1: weird thing you get in the mail? Like you've seen
Speaker 1: is it noted when it's correctal cancer type? Right? Right?
Speaker 1: You would think something like that would be a little
Speaker 1: more discreet, just a plain brown box. You know it
Speaker 1: goes to a special department, right, It has just got
Speaker 1: a label on it that says, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: Peterman Labs or whatever you know, Right, So you don't
Speaker 1: know that it's shit in a box. You just know
Speaker 1: it's you, dude, just like that male man knows when
Speaker 1: you're getting the Playboy, Right, that piece of plastic that
Speaker 1: it's sitting in, that plastic sleeve that's all black. Every
Speaker 1: magazine I can see the cover except for this one.
Speaker 1: He ain't stupid. No, this is a really funny one.
Speaker 1: When we're talking about D and D. If this person
Speaker 1: is talking about D and D, you're talking about something
Speaker 1: that has only recently become acceptable to play. So this
Speaker 1: group probably had zero tolerance as an adult to be
Speaker 1: talked about or made fun of. Your best bet is
Speaker 1: to throw yourself on their mercy and give home till
Speaker 1: it blows over. Now. I did some investigating because this
Speaker 1: feels like a really wild fucking take. Though they are
Speaker 1: correct that D and D people got made fun of
Speaker 1: and still do. Yeah, my whole segment out of it.
Speaker 1: It was only in the eighties when it wasn't acceptable
Speaker 1: because it was seen as satanic, right, and now fifty
Speaker 1: million people have been playing it since the early two thousands,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what you mean acceptable. It seems
Speaker 1: pretty wildly acceptable, I think so. I never got into it,
Speaker 1: but that's just me. My little brother did, okay, And
Speaker 1: that's about as far as I can get you. Unless
Speaker 1: I read it wrong. So let me read it again.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was I read it incorrect. I'm going to
Speaker 1: pick it up because I'm not going to read the
Speaker 1: whole thing about something that have only recently become acceptable.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're in it.
Speaker 1: Well, twenty five years that is relativeatively recent. I mean
Speaker 1: people do stuff like that to try and gains no
Speaker 1: recent that is it not one hundred years ago? Yes,
Speaker 1: but it has been longer acceptable than the duration of
Speaker 1: time it was in question, right, So therefore you can't
Speaker 1: use it like it's only that you you went through.
Speaker 1: It isn't slavery, right, It isn't. You can't go We
Speaker 1: went through years and decades of it, right, decades of oppression.
Speaker 2: For yes, it feels really really over the top dramatic level.
Speaker 1: For Warlock. The person probably got scorned and hurt, you know,
Speaker 1: people making fun of them, and they're like, I am
Speaker 1: going to fire off an email right now. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't let them know how I feel. I saw a
Speaker 1: thing today and it said, if you're not in high
Speaker 1: school anymore, it doesn't matter if people make fun of you. Sure,
Speaker 1: you're absolutely right. It really shouldn't even matter in high school.
Speaker 1: But for whatever reason, it fucking does.
Speaker 2: I trying to figure it out in middle school.
Speaker 1: Yeah, middle schoolers or assholes. Yeah, I'm just saying, but yeah,
Speaker 1: as an adult, you shouldn't worry about all that. No,
Speaker 1: people still do, if you'll still do listen, I like
Speaker 1: scented candles. If that bothers you, it's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite things to say. I hope you and your therapists
Speaker 1: can work that out, because that doesn't have anything to
Speaker 1: do with me. Don't worry about me and what I
Speaker 1: do in my weird habits. But we do. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: even politically, we worry about other people's habits. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: because nobody wants to be judged, even though everybody judges
Speaker 1: everyone all the time. No, I'm saying, we put our
Speaker 1: nose in things that have nothing to do with us, right, Okay,
Speaker 1: that attitude I agree with. Like, whatever I do on
Speaker 1: my own ain't none of your business. But that we
Speaker 1: don't let that happen. We don't follow those guidelines across
Speaker 1: the board. Just don't tell them what you do when
Speaker 1: you'll be all right? Who clears? If you like to
Speaker 1: smell dirty diapers, but this is America, I want to
Speaker 1: smell dirty diapers. Isn't this the land of the free
Speaker 1: and the home of the brave. Like to step forward
Speaker 1: and say that I like the smell. I want to
Speaker 1: be a human diaper genie. Oh gosh again, kind of
Speaker 1: going back to fucking dead bodies. A little weird, but
Speaker 1: if that's what you want to do, yea have about it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think there's a giantly between smelling poop and fornicating
Speaker 1: with a corpse. That's just me, though.
Speaker 3: The smelling poop obsession is kind of like when people
Speaker 3: have their urge to eat things like cotton.
Speaker 1: Pinka dirt, pika disease, or or some shit like that.
Speaker 1: I don't think those are the same. I don't think
Speaker 1: smelling farts has to do with pinka. Maybe it does, but.
Speaker 3: That's what it reminds me of.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that doesn't make it though.
Speaker 1: But weird, but weird things. People just have it like that.
Speaker 1: I I don't like the taste of lead and a pencil,
Speaker 1: but you know some people do, right. But like, I
Speaker 1: don't think it's because you think it's weird, because I
Speaker 1: don't think eating ocre is normal. But that doesn't make
Speaker 1: people that eat okra have piica no, because okra is
Speaker 1: an actual food. You know, when you start eating paper towels,
Speaker 1: that's when you got the issue. Okay. Picka is an
Speaker 1: eating disorder. Eating disorder, not smelling when a person compulsively
Speaker 1: eats non food items that have no nutritional value. This
Speaker 1: can include things like dirt, clay, chalk, ice, paper, hair,
Speaker 1: or soap. It has to last for at least one
Speaker 1: month and isn't part of a cultural or developmental norm.
Speaker 1: It's common in children, pregnant women, and people with nutrient
Speaker 1: deficiencies like iron and zinc. Can be linked to mental
Speaker 1: health OCD, autism, medical issues like anemia. Eating non food
Speaker 1: items can lead to serious health problems like poisoning, intestinal blockages,
Speaker 1: or infections. Okay, I was wondering if there was a
Speaker 1: disorder when it comes to, you know, smelling things. It
Speaker 1: says the old factory reference disorder, also known as the
Speaker 1: old factory referenced syndrome is a mental health condition characterized
Speaker 1: by a persistent, distressing preoccupation with the belief that one
Speaker 1: emits a foul or offensive body odor, even though others don't. Say. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's just thinking that you smell bad when you
Speaker 1: really don't. That's what I picked up on that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need a disorder where it's like I like to
Speaker 1: smell weird shit, sometimes actual shit. There's once a woman
Speaker 1: that ate an entire car, an entire car. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: ate glass, rubber and metal parts. They discovered large amounts
Speaker 1: of metal in her stomach. Okay, how big a car
Speaker 1: are we talking about? Is this like a Hana Civic
Speaker 1: or It's French, so it's had to been like a
Speaker 1: Renult or something fucking French. Of course. A man ate
Speaker 1: fifteen hundred light bulbs. Wow, he had an extreme case
Speaker 1: of pica. Over his lifetime. He consumed light bulbs, razor blades, TVs,
Speaker 1: and small appliances a small airplane sorry, Assessa, Oh god.
Speaker 1: His stomach lining was unusually thick, allowing him to digest
Speaker 1: all these objects. Listen, I do not want to take
Speaker 1: a deuce after eating a cessna. You're right, yeah right?
Speaker 3: How did he survive.
Speaker 1: Who was that guy? Biggie fucking liked him, and he
Speaker 1: would fucking eat anything and everything. I've seen him eat
Speaker 1: like computer mice before and fucking cameras. Ah, I forget
Speaker 1: his mister something another.
Speaker 2: Show, nice shoe, nice show.
Speaker 1: Nice Yeah. Yeah, that guy was weirdo. He was on
Speaker 1: Tosh for a little while, I think, or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: is he still alive? I'm looking because I'm curious. This
Speaker 1: says he's still alive. Ow.
Speaker 2: He's a competitive eater and YouTuber.
Speaker 1: Okay. In twenty thirteen, he set the Guinness World Records
Speaker 1: for eating the most birthday cake candles in one minute
Speaker 1: and twelve seconds. Oh god, he started chudging large amounts
Speaker 1: of alcohol, especially vodka. Okay, so he's got it. I
Speaker 1: mean that's more than just is it a disorder? Is
Speaker 1: a disorder? So okay, I'm gonna say yes. I think
Speaker 1: when you do something isn't normal and it gets you
Speaker 1: celebrity status or perceived celebrity status, and then you continue
Speaker 1: to do it to feed that, Okay, I think that
Speaker 1: is a mental disorder.
Speaker 2: Okay, whether it's clinical, I don't know.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'll give you that.
Speaker 2: In twenty twenty four, show.
Speaker 1: Nice gained further recognition for his comedic talents through personalized
Speaker 1: video message created for YouTube for a certain YouTuber on Camo.
Speaker 1: The video featured this person's cameo experiences. What's his cameo?
Speaker 1: Shoe Nices? Yeah? How much you think? Oh? I have
Speaker 1: twenty bucks?
Speaker 3: Twenty dollars probably?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Five bucks? Yeah, five bucks. Yeah, those cameos are
Speaker 1: not very expensive. I guess it depends on who you're
Speaker 1: getting Shoe Nice. Yeah, five bucks. You know, George Clooney
Speaker 1: might charge you fifty. Okay. The Office Brian you know
Speaker 1: Brian Bumgardner, the from the Office you have the bald head.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his is one hundred and ninety five dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, Uh? Kevin from the Office, correct, Yeah, uh is
Speaker 1: this how much again? One hundred and ninety five damn.
Speaker 1: The the one that Steve Crell's character lived with Jamie,
Speaker 1: the manager from like over him. Okay, they had a
Speaker 1: relationship and they lived together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's four
Speaker 1: hundred and ninety nine dollars, wow, jam Jan Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: one Okay. The Office was pretty big show, and it's
Speaker 1: really gotten a lot more popular since it's been off
Speaker 1: the air. Andy Buckley, who played the regional manager that
Speaker 1: ended up getting fired, and he went to go visit
Speaker 1: him and they drank beers in the hot tub, but
Speaker 1: Steve Carell's character kept his shirt on. He's one hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety nine. Okay, I mean these are They're not nothing,
Speaker 1: but they are a lot. Yeah, because you can break
Speaker 1: it down by by shows. Right Dean Norris from Breaking
Speaker 1: Bad two and forty five. R J might the kid
Speaker 1: that the kid the son. Thats why he did all
Speaker 1: of it because his kid had cancer. Right, ninety nine bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh no, his kid was in a wheelchair. Okay, is
Speaker 1: that right? Fuck? I don't know. Yeah, you can make
Speaker 1: a bank off this. Let's see Netflix. The guy who
Speaker 1: played the clown from The Terrifier two hundred bucks. Guess
Speaker 1: how much Mark McGrath charges. Yeah, Sugar Ray himself, Hold on,
Speaker 1: he's a big deal. Yeah. Yes, I'm gonna say he's
Speaker 1: not a greedy guy and he doesn't say no to
Speaker 1: any money situation. I'm gonna go two.
Speaker 3: Hundred Yeah, that sounds good.
Speaker 2: I'll go.
Speaker 1: I'll say one fifty ninety bucks. Oh ninety bucks from
Speaker 1: from Old Sugar Ray. That's fun.
Speaker 2: Jim Norton, the comedian Norton.
Speaker 1: What do you think?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, one hundred buckshy.
Speaker 1: One hundred and fifty ninety nine bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Lou Diamond Phillips.
Speaker 1: Ldp uh no, he's going to be like another but
Speaker 1: like two hundred, one hundred and seventy five Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: Lou Diamond Phillips. How about it? Says here Clinger from
Speaker 1: Match You kidding? He's still alive. By the way, how
Speaker 1: much do you think Klanger from Fucking Mash is Jamie
Speaker 1: farr is the name?
Speaker 3: One hundred and seventy five bucks?
Speaker 1: Okay? How much you paying Klanger to do a cameo? Dude?
Speaker 1: Twenty five bucks? One hundred and twenty five dollars wild,
Speaker 1: Tommy Talma do it for a Bill Fitty? How about
Speaker 1: see Thomas Howl Okay, see Thomas al He's he's in
Speaker 1: Tulsa all the time.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh he said it's his second home.
Speaker 2: Uh taps Outsiders?
Speaker 1: Yeah, great actor, probably about ninety nine dollars I think one? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh almost, Andy Reid, Oh that's fine. Almost. There's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a guy who does it, and like he'll show
Speaker 1: up on Fox NFL. They always show him going to
Speaker 1: commercial from football games. He looks pretty close. It was
Speaker 1: really close. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Is he getting two hundred bucks?
Speaker 1: Do ever? Thirty nine dollars? Oh?
Speaker 2: Nice?
Speaker 1: I mean if you're a Chiefs fan, yeah, you're totally
Speaker 1: doing that. I wonder if like this goes straight to
Speaker 1: the celebrity, like you know, Jamie Farr gets to the
Speaker 1: whole No, they take their twenty five. Yeah. John c McGinley,
Speaker 1: the Bob's character actor, He's been in a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 1: He's a really great actor. How much you think, Oh,
Speaker 1: he's seventy five dollars ninety four hundred and seventy five dollars.
Speaker 1: Fuck Sean Aston from a Goonies Yeah, yeah, fifty first dates.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's probably up there to four hundred bucks.
Speaker 1: Oh man, I wouldn't pay too fitty. That's the number
Speaker 1: that's popping in my head though.
Speaker 2: Three hundred and ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 1: Hell no for Sean Aston. Dude. I'm trying to think,
Speaker 1: like if I were going to do this for my
Speaker 1: wife or my brother, right, I might do a Chiefs
Speaker 1: player for my brother. Okay, but even then he'd be like, thanks,
Speaker 1: well do do Chiefs play? I mean, I guess they
Speaker 1: have athletes on here, so I mean they probably do past. Right,
Speaker 1: Let's just see what athletes they have in here. Antonio Brown,
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, Kan City Chiefs doesn't even there's nobody
Speaker 1: listed here as a kan City chief. Antonio Brown charge
Speaker 1: you two fitty hey, get one for Brett farre three
Speaker 1: hundred bucks. But Brett Farble sends you a personalized message.
Speaker 1: Marv Levy famous Buffalo Bill's coach Hall of Fame. Good
Speaker 1: awesome dude, three hundred fifty bucks. Lou Holtz, Oh god,
Speaker 1: very famous coach? Right? Was that notre Dame? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How much do you think Lou Holtz is charging on
Speaker 1: his cameo account? Uh? Two hundred bucks, honey, seventy five dollars.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if you want a guy who's legendary,
Speaker 1: that that's him.
Speaker 3: I remember a few years ago a girlfriend of mine
Speaker 3: got one from Heather McDonald on her birthday. Who she's
Speaker 3: a comedian, Heather McDonald.
Speaker 1: Okay, no clue.
Speaker 3: She does a lot of stuff with the with Bravo celebrity.
Speaker 3: She makes fun of a lot of Bravo celebrities. Okay,
Speaker 3: And I'm looking her up now and she's ninety nine bucks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you set your own price. I wonder
Speaker 2: hold on.
Speaker 1: Here, listen, that's fun. I wanted to see if there
Speaker 1: were any Diamond Dallas Page if you remember that, one
Speaker 1: hundred and forty nine dollars. Yeah, do you what do
Speaker 1: you get? I was trying to look for people in
Speaker 1: the radio world to see, okay, how much they're charging
Speaker 1: like a seacrest or a stern sort of thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie joke, Man, he's in here. One hundred bucks, okay,
Speaker 2: Antonio Brown.
Speaker 1: Of these other stuttering john seventy bucks. Yeah. I was
Speaker 1: I was like, come on, man, let's see if this
Speaker 1: guy's in here.
Speaker 2: Because he's wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 1: He's a right, we could do this, but this see.
Speaker 1: If we did this, I feel like the company'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: we need the I'm not doing this, we need a percentage.
Speaker 2: No not or making fun of all these people.
Speaker 1: And now we're joining them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if someone wanted to pay me to do this,
Speaker 3: I would totally do it. But hell, i'd do it
Speaker 3: for free though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would just do it for them. I'm not
Speaker 1: doing the whole like let me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not doing all that.
Speaker 1: That's wild. Lunchbox is in here, not the lunch box,
Speaker 1: but a different lunchbox. But yeah yeah, not that one,
Speaker 1: not this one, yeah, the one they used to work
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