WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.279 --> 00:00:18.359 I got an email when we were talking about mailing 2 00:00:20.320 --> 00:00:24.199 little gimpis in the mail? Yeah, your specimens for testing. 3 00:00:25.559 --> 00:00:29.160 And they said, this is this is wild because I 4 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:31.640 have this whole new respect for mailman or male people. 5 00:00:33.359 --> 00:00:35.399 If this person is talking about D and D. 6 00:00:35.840 --> 00:00:39.640 No, No, that's not it. I'll come back to that, 7 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:44.799 because that's also really entertaining. I guess I've lost it. 8 00:00:44.840 --> 00:00:47.920 But they said that their friend worked did sculptures or 9 00:00:47.960 --> 00:00:51.679 face recreations for FBI, and they would occasionally get heads 10 00:00:51.719 --> 00:00:54.719 in the mail. Yeah. I saw that text he composed heads. 11 00:00:55.039 --> 00:00:58.560 How messed up? Is that right? That you're mailing a 12 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:02.280 head in the mail? Yeah? Is that something you should 13 00:01:02.359 --> 00:01:05.000 just pick up? Like drive wherever it is, Just pick 14 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:06.920 it up yourself as opposed to it, because what if 15 00:01:06.959 --> 00:01:12.200 it's in Massachusetts and this sculptist is in Tulsa, You're 16 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:14.719 gonna make them drive all the way or fly. I 17 00:01:14.760 --> 00:01:16.840 think where I'm at it with it is that it's 18 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:23.480 someone's father, son, child, friend, brother, grandpa like something. Yeah, 19 00:01:23.519 --> 00:01:25.480 And I would hope that it would be treated with 20 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:28.760 a little bit more respect than thirty seven cents. Maybe, 21 00:01:28.840 --> 00:01:34.599 So I don't think that the carriers are going to 22 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:37.959 be treating it like Jim Carrey and Ace Van Tura. 23 00:01:39.200 --> 00:01:43.000 I hear you. I've watched mail carriers. I don't want 24 00:01:43.000 --> 00:01:46.000 that job. It's not easy, uh huh. But I've seen 25 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:50.239 male carriers not treat mail well. So right, maybe, so 26 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:53.439 if they do. That person's dead and that person who 27 00:01:53.560 --> 00:01:59.400 was once somebody's father, brother, you know, dad, whatever, it's 28 00:01:59.439 --> 00:02:03.200 no longer them. It's just it's just a body. At 29 00:02:03.200 --> 00:02:06.560 this point. The personality is gone, the soul's gone, it's 30 00:02:06.640 --> 00:02:10.360 just it's just a shell. So then you're four people 31 00:02:10.400 --> 00:02:12.039 that have sex with dead bodies. Then that shouldn't be 32 00:02:12.039 --> 00:02:13.879 a big deal. That's what you want to do. It 33 00:02:13.879 --> 00:02:17.800 ain't for me, but you know, fuck whatever, dude, I'm 34 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:21.080 just saying, like, there's no real harm in that, is 35 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.520 what I mean, because they're not real. You're absolutely right. 36 00:02:23.639 --> 00:02:27.400 Yeah, yeah, Wow, it's fucking weird. It is, but it 37 00:02:27.400 --> 00:02:28.280 doesn't affect my. 38 00:02:28.319 --> 00:02:30.319 Life exactly exactly. 39 00:02:30.719 --> 00:02:32.639 Yeah, I'm not going to be your friend. 40 00:02:33.159 --> 00:02:35.400 I'm of the belief it does affect my life because 41 00:02:35.400 --> 00:02:38.159 we have morals and values, and when you let those slip, 42 00:02:38.199 --> 00:02:41.800 then that becomes at like you're condoning it. Being complicit 43 00:02:41.840 --> 00:02:45.680 with something makes you makes like you're okay with it 44 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:50.199 until they start fucking my dead mother is your thing? 45 00:02:50.800 --> 00:02:52.439 Some things I didn't know you can. Apparently you can 46 00:02:52.479 --> 00:02:55.919 mail like a potato, just a single potato. Yeah, if 47 00:02:55.960 --> 00:02:59.120 it's got you know, postage on it and everything all like, 48 00:02:59.199 --> 00:03:01.800 without putting it in like an envelope or anything. So 49 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:03.560 just slap a stamp on that, bitch and send it 50 00:03:03.560 --> 00:03:06.719 through the mail. Yeah, that's fun. You should do that, 51 00:03:07.280 --> 00:03:11.280 but just to see what kind of condition it shows up, 52 00:03:11.360 --> 00:03:16.919 and that's fun. I like that. Somebody said, a three 53 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:23.639 foot black dildo. Again, if it's got postage on it, Yeah, 54 00:03:23.800 --> 00:03:28.280 it works. Coconuts okay, to go with the three foot 55 00:03:28.319 --> 00:03:30.599 black dildo. No, these are separate, but it have to 56 00:03:30.599 --> 00:03:34.520 be again, it has to have the appropriate Yeah postage too. 57 00:03:34.960 --> 00:03:37.840 You're gonna have to have the stamp fixed somehow. 58 00:03:38.280 --> 00:03:40.360 Yeah. 59 00:03:40.400 --> 00:03:43.800 This says we had a package leaking water that said 60 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:46.199 live fish, and while it was leaking, a small fish 61 00:03:46.240 --> 00:03:50.360 fell out and flopped on the ground. Yeah. 62 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:52.919 Every now and then we come across packages cremated remains. 63 00:03:54.080 --> 00:04:00.560 That didn't surprise me. Annie. People stuffing hair andusiness reply 64 00:04:00.800 --> 00:04:07.599 envelopes going to credit card companies is somewhat common. Occasionally 65 00:04:07.680 --> 00:04:11.159 we get somebody pooping in an envelope sending it. Yeah, 66 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.639 I could see that. Somebody trying to, you know, stick 67 00:04:13.680 --> 00:04:18.120 it to the man. You're sticking it to the man. 68 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:20.399 You know, you're doing that whole colon check thing. And 69 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:22.639 you ship a box and sent it through. But let's 70 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:25.439 play that out like you're you, you're mad at Bob's drywall, 71 00:04:25.639 --> 00:04:30.160 and you're gonna send ship to Bob's drywall. You're punishing 72 00:04:30.160 --> 00:04:31.759 a bunch of people that have nothing to do with 73 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:35.040 it before. Bob may not even ever see it, and 74 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:38.120 probably not. When I was working at the forward place 75 00:04:38.199 --> 00:04:41.399 before I got here and the warehouse they had returns 76 00:04:41.519 --> 00:04:45.120 or whatever, and somebody had returned apart. I guess it 77 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:48.800 was a disgruntled mechanic or some shit. But they shipped 78 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:52.160 the box and sent it back to us. And is 79 00:04:52.199 --> 00:04:55.800 that criminal? It should be. It should be fucking old 80 00:04:55.839 --> 00:05:00.319 George back here, George fucking just just going through fucking 81 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:02.720 opening boxes, you know, because you got to open it 82 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:05.480 up and see if that's the actual part, what it 83 00:05:05.519 --> 00:05:07.519 is you got to cross for it, blah blah blah, 84 00:05:07.560 --> 00:05:10.480 and uh, fucking showing up, man, there's a there's a 85 00:05:10.519 --> 00:05:15.279 big old, funking honky turd in the box. I laughed. 86 00:05:15.800 --> 00:05:18.920 I it sucked for George that had to deal with it, 87 00:05:19.360 --> 00:05:21.839 and of course he got the manager in the you know, 88 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.079 what do we do about this? And I don't know 89 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:26.639 what they did about it? But but yeah, it sucks, 90 00:05:26.680 --> 00:05:28.800 but it's fucking hilarious. Yay. So I don't know if 91 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:31.879 this is true. This says yes, mailing feces to someone 92 00:05:32.040 --> 00:05:32.600 is a crime. 93 00:05:34.680 --> 00:05:36.639 What's the charge? A couple options here. 94 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:40.480 Biological hazard, human or animal waste is considered hazardous materials 95 00:05:40.480 --> 00:05:44.040 and illegal to send through the mail under USPS regulations 96 00:05:44.399 --> 00:05:49.680 unless notarized. Not notarized like like a notary like noted 97 00:05:49.759 --> 00:05:53.199 that it's for that right harassment and stocking laws. If 98 00:05:53.240 --> 00:05:56.120 you send it to annoy, harass, or intimidate someone, it 99 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:59.279 could be a criminal offense. Okay, that makes sense. Health 100 00:05:59.279 --> 00:06:03.000 and safety vile relations. Mailing biohazardous materials can lead to 101 00:06:03.040 --> 00:06:06.560 fines or even jail time, depending on local laws, and 102 00:06:06.600 --> 00:06:10.319 tampering with mail. If it leaks, damages other mail, or 103 00:06:10.399 --> 00:06:14.920 causes postal workers to report it, you could face additional charges. 104 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:20.639 You would think you would think as a mail carrier, 105 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:25.000 you'd you'd smell it through the box, right, I just 106 00:06:25.040 --> 00:06:27.120 assume it's in a box. Shitting in an envelope seems 107 00:06:27.120 --> 00:06:30.480 a little weird, but either way, I figure you would 108 00:06:30.480 --> 00:06:33.199 still smell it regardless, be like, man, this package really 109 00:06:33.199 --> 00:06:35.560 smells like shit. You know what's going? 110 00:06:36.040 --> 00:06:36.240 Yeah? 111 00:06:36.319 --> 00:06:39.040 You know, maybe squeeze it or whatever to find out 112 00:06:39.079 --> 00:06:40.759 what what? What the fuck is this? 113 00:06:40.800 --> 00:06:42.560 I think it would be funnier to just if you're 114 00:06:42.600 --> 00:06:45.439 going to try to mail something that's you know, a 115 00:06:45.480 --> 00:06:50.360 prank or whatever, just get that fart spray and then yeah. 116 00:06:50.399 --> 00:06:53.199 Have you seen have you seen? Have you seen the 117 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:55.560 video of the guy with the fart spray going up 118 00:06:55.600 --> 00:06:59.680 to people in inflatable characters and spraying it right in 119 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:01.600 the fan? Yeah? Oh yeah. 120 00:07:01.839 --> 00:07:04.439 And then they try to get out, they try to 121 00:07:04.519 --> 00:07:05.000 chase them. 122 00:07:05.399 --> 00:07:09.199 Yeah. What do you think the penalty is for hazardous 123 00:07:09.240 --> 00:07:14.439 materials sent through the US mail? H? Lindsay, what do 124 00:07:14.439 --> 00:07:14.879 you think? 125 00:07:15.079 --> 00:07:18.720 Some jail time? Probably up to a year and a 126 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:19.920 ten thousand dollars fine. 127 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:22.959 I was going to say at least six months jail. 128 00:07:23.720 --> 00:07:26.399 At least six months jail time. I'm sure there's and 129 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:29.360 or fine involved, This says Finds up two quarter of 130 00:07:29.360 --> 00:07:31.600 a million dollars up to a year in jail, don't 131 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:33.680 you And then tampering with mail? 132 00:07:34.079 --> 00:07:36.759 What do you think the penalty is for that tampering? 133 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:43.920 Another year in prison and twenty five thousand dollars fine. 134 00:07:44.639 --> 00:07:47.319 Five to ten years in prison with one hundred thousand 135 00:07:47.319 --> 00:07:49.800 dollars fine. This is a hairy one because if it 136 00:07:50.040 --> 00:07:54.120 damages other mail or causes issue for postal workers, you 137 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:56.879 can get popped for tampering with the mail and you 138 00:07:56.920 --> 00:08:00.360 can go up to jail for five years. Yeah, oh yeah, 139 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:03.839 they take the mail seriously for whatever silly fucking reason. 140 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:05.600 I don't think it's a silly reason. 141 00:08:05.639 --> 00:08:08.480 I think there needed to be a clear we're not 142 00:08:08.480 --> 00:08:11.360 gonna let you f round and find out. I wonder 143 00:08:11.399 --> 00:08:15.240 how many people fucked around before they're like, hey, okay, 144 00:08:15.319 --> 00:08:18.120 we gotta do something about this. I often think about 145 00:08:18.160 --> 00:08:20.800 stuff like that, like how many children died in a 146 00:08:20.839 --> 00:08:23.600 five gallon bucket before they decided to put a label 147 00:08:23.600 --> 00:08:25.879 on it and said, hey, watch out, Or how many 148 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:29.319 children died from playing with a Walmart sack before they're like, 149 00:08:29.560 --> 00:08:31.959 we should put a warning on here, and you know, 150 00:08:32.120 --> 00:08:35.320 at least tell the people not to let their kid 151 00:08:35.360 --> 00:08:40.799 play with this thing too. Yeah, I mean, I think 152 00:08:40.840 --> 00:08:43.360 you're right. It is a little They are pretty severe. 153 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:44.519 I think this is the way it should be for a 154 00:08:44.519 --> 00:08:48.279 lot of crimes. It should be massive, right, It should 155 00:08:48.320 --> 00:08:50.759 make you go damn. It would detour people from doing 156 00:08:50.799 --> 00:08:52.759 that sort of thing. Whatever it is you want to 157 00:08:52.759 --> 00:08:58.879 make people no longer speed, Make the fine insane absolutely, 158 00:08:59.039 --> 00:09:00.720 quarter of a million dollars, right. 159 00:09:01.080 --> 00:09:02.440 Lose your license forever. 160 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:04.919 Yeah, that shit's fucking and that would make me go, okay, 161 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:07.120 I'll slow down a little bit. It should be I 162 00:09:07.159 --> 00:09:09.159 don't want to do that. Yeah, you could still drive, 163 00:09:09.240 --> 00:09:10.639 but if you get caught and get you go to 164 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:13.120 Jeff for like ten years. Right, what are you in 165 00:09:13.159 --> 00:09:18.600 for murder? What are you in for speeding? I was 166 00:09:18.600 --> 00:09:24.639 trying to find the origin, the origin for why we 167 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:26.840 have those laws. It just explained to me the laws, 168 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:30.360 like I'm aware that we have severe penalties, right, but 169 00:09:30.559 --> 00:09:34.399 why do we have severe penalties? Was people just mailing 170 00:09:34.480 --> 00:09:38.120 fucking heads in the mail? Yeah, know, to to their enemies. 171 00:09:38.360 --> 00:09:41.360 Maybe the like the pony Express robberies and things like 172 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:44.519 that was the cause like to try and okay, stop 173 00:09:47.159 --> 00:09:49.759 that type of thing because it was so rampant. Okay, yeah, 174 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:51.759 I had a great uncle that worked for the Pony Express. 175 00:09:51.759 --> 00:09:54.159 That's cool. Yeah, but it wasn't like back in the 176 00:09:54.200 --> 00:09:55.919 day where they actually rode ponies. I mean, he was 177 00:09:55.919 --> 00:09:58.440 still delivery guy driving his truck or whatever. But I 178 00:09:58.440 --> 00:10:00.200 can still say I had a great uncle that for 179 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:04.360 the Pony Express. Right, the actual pony part was only 180 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:07.159 one part of the Pony Express. There were still local offices, right, 181 00:10:08.240 --> 00:10:11.240 just express post. A little Act of seventeen ninety two 182 00:10:11.279 --> 00:10:13.200 made it a federal crime to steal your tamper with mail. 183 00:10:13.240 --> 00:10:15.720 The government saw the mail system as essential for communication 184 00:10:15.799 --> 00:10:18.759 and commerce, so crimes against it were treated seriously. Isn't 185 00:10:18.759 --> 00:10:21.759 that unique. It's so interesting because we have theyse were like, whoa, 186 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:23.720 this is gonna be a big deal. Let's protect it 187 00:10:24.080 --> 00:10:27.360 and the Internet. They're like, they need no help whatever, 188 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:33.120 be willing nilly. In the eighteen hundred, stealing mail became 189 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:37.279 a punishable offense, with public whippings or imprisonment. Public whippings. 190 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:41.320 Comstock laws made it illegal to mail obscene materials showing 191 00:10:41.360 --> 00:10:46.519 the government's control over the mail. What is deemed obscene? 192 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:50.840 I mean back then a woman wearing pants, right, showing 193 00:10:50.960 --> 00:10:53.159 and putting your hands in your pocket. Right now, you 194 00:10:53.159 --> 00:10:56.159 can fucking mail a three foot deck with you know, 195 00:10:56.279 --> 00:10:59.360 out any kind of package wrapping around it. You know, 196 00:10:59.519 --> 00:11:02.879 that's not I've seen. You know, poor fucking mail guy's 197 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:04.679 got to get that floppy son of a bitch out 198 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:08.120 and shove it into your fucking mailbox or your mail slot, 199 00:11:08.120 --> 00:11:11.600 whichever one you may have. Right, just say uh. This 200 00:11:11.679 --> 00:11:16.639 says that it is deemed a government protected services service 201 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:21.480 and crimes against it are considered attacks on the national infrastructure. 202 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:25.519 Because that makes sense. It is government affiliated. Okay, so 203 00:11:26.080 --> 00:11:30.000 I'm on board with that. That makes sense. Yeah, but 204 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:32.840 not a lot of you know, shitting in boxesn't sitting 205 00:11:32.879 --> 00:11:35.639 there like we gotta do something about this, right and 206 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:38.679 now they promoted on the TV. Absolutely you should ship 207 00:11:38.720 --> 00:11:42.360 in a box, mail it in. I think the mailman 208 00:11:42.960 --> 00:11:45.879 is like, god damn, yeah, marshal, can we cut that out. 209 00:11:46.600 --> 00:11:49.240 We should ask the guy that we see all the time, like, 210 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:55.480 how many boxes for colorectal cancer do you get? I 211 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:57.559 don't know if he would know, because I think he 212 00:11:57.879 --> 00:12:02.240 looks like just strictly like commercial. No, he's gotta got 213 00:12:02.240 --> 00:12:04.519 residential stuff. Yeah, yeah, well maybe we would have to 214 00:12:04.559 --> 00:12:07.039 ask him then, because we've talked about it and he 215 00:12:07.120 --> 00:12:10.759 plans this stop based on the weather. Okay, And we're 216 00:12:10.759 --> 00:12:12.600 talking about the mailman we see in the lobby, right, 217 00:12:13.120 --> 00:12:15.360 nobody knows is that his name? I just say Maleman. 218 00:12:20.080 --> 00:12:24.039 He's been in this building forever? Yeah, since when I 219 00:12:24.120 --> 00:12:27.679 was in this building before. Okay, so yeah, forever he's 220 00:12:27.720 --> 00:12:28.159 been here. 221 00:12:29.480 --> 00:12:31.960 Did you know his name then or okay, of course 222 00:12:31.960 --> 00:12:33.879 she did. That's that's probably why she remembers it. 223 00:12:34.039 --> 00:12:36.360 And from when I worked in the other building across 224 00:12:36.399 --> 00:12:39.360 the street he was there too, so no one from 225 00:12:39.840 --> 00:12:40.480 there as well. 226 00:12:40.679 --> 00:12:42.320 Right, that's a good question. 227 00:12:42.360 --> 00:12:43.919 He's super nice, he's a great guy. 228 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:46.240 If he's out there when I go smoking down, maybe 229 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:47.919 I'll ask him how many boxes and ship do you 230 00:12:47.960 --> 00:12:48.559 have to pick up? 231 00:12:48.840 --> 00:12:50.840 And do you know that that's what it is? 232 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:53.279 Or do you get weird? Do you do weird things? 233 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:57.559 Like what what's the weird thing? Because we don't want 234 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:00.799 to know the personal man, some people share what's the 235 00:13:00.840 --> 00:13:03.559 weird thing you get in the mail? Like you've seen 236 00:13:03.919 --> 00:13:07.080 is it noted when it's correctal cancer type? Right? Right? 237 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:08.919 You would think something like that would be a little 238 00:13:08.919 --> 00:13:14.799 more discreet, just a plain brown box. You know it 239 00:13:14.840 --> 00:13:16.879 goes to a special department, right, It has just got 240 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:20.120 a label on it that says, you know, you know, 241 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:23.960 Peterman Labs or whatever you know, Right, So you don't 242 00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:25.720 know that it's shit in a box. You just know 243 00:13:25.799 --> 00:13:27.840 it's you, dude, just like that male man knows when 244 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:32.200 you're getting the Playboy, Right, that piece of plastic that 245 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:36.080 it's sitting in, that plastic sleeve that's all black. Every 246 00:13:36.080 --> 00:13:39.559 magazine I can see the cover except for this one. 247 00:13:39.919 --> 00:13:45.440 He ain't stupid. No, this is a really funny one. 248 00:13:46.679 --> 00:13:49.399 When we're talking about D and D. If this person 249 00:13:49.480 --> 00:13:51.679 is talking about D and D, you're talking about something 250 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:54.720 that has only recently become acceptable to play. So this 251 00:13:54.759 --> 00:13:57.240 group probably had zero tolerance as an adult to be 252 00:13:57.320 --> 00:13:59.519 talked about or made fun of. Your best bet is 253 00:13:59.519 --> 00:14:02.240 to throw yourself on their mercy and give home till 254 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:05.759 it blows over. Now. I did some investigating because this 255 00:14:05.799 --> 00:14:10.320 feels like a really wild fucking take. Though they are 256 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:13.679 correct that D and D people got made fun of 257 00:14:14.440 --> 00:14:17.879 and still do. Yeah, my whole segment out of it. 258 00:14:17.879 --> 00:14:20.399 It was only in the eighties when it wasn't acceptable 259 00:14:20.399 --> 00:14:23.639 because it was seen as satanic, right, and now fifty 260 00:14:23.720 --> 00:14:26.879 million people have been playing it since the early two thousands, 261 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:30.960 so I don't know what you mean acceptable. It seems 262 00:14:30.960 --> 00:14:35.320 pretty wildly acceptable, I think so. I never got into it, 263 00:14:35.559 --> 00:14:38.559 but that's just me. My little brother did, okay, And 264 00:14:38.679 --> 00:14:42.200 that's about as far as I can get you. Unless 265 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:44.200 I read it wrong. So let me read it again. 266 00:14:44.240 --> 00:14:47.960 Maybe it was I read it incorrect. I'm going to 267 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:49.039 pick it up because I'm not going to read the 268 00:14:49.039 --> 00:14:54.399 whole thing about something that have only recently become acceptable. 269 00:14:56.080 --> 00:14:57.039 Maybe they're in it. 270 00:14:57.519 --> 00:15:02.559 Well, twenty five years that is relativeatively recent. I mean 271 00:15:02.919 --> 00:15:07.120 people do stuff like that to try and gains no 272 00:15:07.320 --> 00:15:11.240 recent that is it not one hundred years ago? Yes, 273 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:16.720 but it has been longer acceptable than the duration of 274 00:15:16.799 --> 00:15:21.120 time it was in question, right, So therefore you can't 275 00:15:21.279 --> 00:15:23.679 use it like it's only that you you went through. 276 00:15:23.919 --> 00:15:27.120 It isn't slavery, right, It isn't. You can't go We 277 00:15:27.159 --> 00:15:32.440 went through years and decades of it, right, decades of oppression. 278 00:15:32.519 --> 00:15:40.720 For yes, it feels really really over the top dramatic level. 279 00:15:40.840 --> 00:15:45.080 For Warlock. The person probably got scorned and hurt, you know, 280 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:47.120 people making fun of them, and they're like, I am 281 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:49.320 going to fire off an email right now. Yeah, I 282 00:15:49.360 --> 00:15:51.039 don't let them know how I feel. I saw a 283 00:15:51.039 --> 00:15:53.720 thing today and it said, if you're not in high 284 00:15:53.720 --> 00:15:57.559 school anymore, it doesn't matter if people make fun of you. Sure, 285 00:15:57.960 --> 00:16:00.600 you're absolutely right. It really shouldn't even matter in high school. 286 00:16:00.600 --> 00:16:02.000 But for whatever reason, it fucking does. 287 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:04.840 I trying to figure it out in middle school. 288 00:16:05.039 --> 00:16:10.360 Yeah, middle schoolers or assholes. Yeah, I'm just saying, but yeah, 289 00:16:10.399 --> 00:16:12.799 as an adult, you shouldn't worry about all that. No, 290 00:16:13.080 --> 00:16:16.759 people still do, if you'll still do listen, I like 291 00:16:16.799 --> 00:16:19.480 scented candles. If that bothers you, it's one of my 292 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:21.159 favorite things to say. I hope you and your therapists 293 00:16:21.159 --> 00:16:23.360 can work that out, because that doesn't have anything to 294 00:16:23.399 --> 00:16:25.120 do with me. Don't worry about me and what I 295 00:16:25.200 --> 00:16:29.440 do in my weird habits. But we do. Yeah, I mean, 296 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:32.440 even politically, we worry about other people's habits. Well, yeah, 297 00:16:32.440 --> 00:16:36.120 because nobody wants to be judged, even though everybody judges 298 00:16:36.159 --> 00:16:39.039 everyone all the time. No, I'm saying, we put our 299 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:43.320 nose in things that have nothing to do with us, right, Okay, 300 00:16:43.559 --> 00:16:45.960 that attitude I agree with. Like, whatever I do on 301 00:16:46.000 --> 00:16:47.480 my own ain't none of your business. But that we 302 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:51.200 don't let that happen. We don't follow those guidelines across 303 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:54.000 the board. Just don't tell them what you do when 304 00:16:54.000 --> 00:16:56.759 you'll be all right? Who clears? If you like to 305 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.279 smell dirty diapers, but this is America, I want to 306 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:04.799 smell dirty diapers. Isn't this the land of the free 307 00:17:04.839 --> 00:17:07.079 and the home of the brave. Like to step forward 308 00:17:07.119 --> 00:17:09.279 and say that I like the smell. I want to 309 00:17:09.279 --> 00:17:15.680 be a human diaper genie. Oh gosh again, kind of 310 00:17:15.720 --> 00:17:18.720 going back to fucking dead bodies. A little weird, but 311 00:17:18.799 --> 00:17:23.559 if that's what you want to do, yea have about it. Yeah, 312 00:17:24.039 --> 00:17:27.799 I think there's a giantly between smelling poop and fornicating 313 00:17:27.799 --> 00:17:30.880 with a corpse. That's just me, though. 314 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:37.039 The smelling poop obsession is kind of like when people 315 00:17:38.279 --> 00:17:40.759 have their urge to eat things like cotton. 316 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:45.680 Pinka dirt, pika disease, or or some shit like that. 317 00:17:45.720 --> 00:17:47.079 I don't think those are the same. I don't think 318 00:17:47.200 --> 00:17:50.480 smelling farts has to do with pinka. Maybe it does, but. 319 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:51.839 That's what it reminds me of. 320 00:17:52.039 --> 00:17:53.960 Okay, well that doesn't make it though. 321 00:17:54.720 --> 00:17:58.079 But weird, but weird things. People just have it like that. 322 00:17:59.039 --> 00:18:01.279 I I don't like the taste of lead and a pencil, 323 00:18:01.319 --> 00:18:04.039 but you know some people do, right. But like, I 324 00:18:04.680 --> 00:18:07.960 don't think it's because you think it's weird, because I 325 00:18:08.000 --> 00:18:11.039 don't think eating ocre is normal. But that doesn't make 326 00:18:11.079 --> 00:18:15.480 people that eat okra have piica no, because okra is 327 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.880 an actual food. You know, when you start eating paper towels, 328 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:22.400 that's when you got the issue. Okay. Picka is an 329 00:18:22.400 --> 00:18:27.240 eating disorder. Eating disorder, not smelling when a person compulsively 330 00:18:27.480 --> 00:18:31.200 eats non food items that have no nutritional value. This 331 00:18:31.720 --> 00:18:34.240 can include things like dirt, clay, chalk, ice, paper, hair, 332 00:18:34.319 --> 00:18:36.839 or soap. It has to last for at least one 333 00:18:36.920 --> 00:18:41.640 month and isn't part of a cultural or developmental norm. 334 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:46.240 It's common in children, pregnant women, and people with nutrient 335 00:18:46.359 --> 00:18:49.839 deficiencies like iron and zinc. Can be linked to mental 336 00:18:49.880 --> 00:18:54.240 health OCD, autism, medical issues like anemia. Eating non food 337 00:18:54.279 --> 00:18:57.839 items can lead to serious health problems like poisoning, intestinal blockages, 338 00:18:58.000 --> 00:19:04.039 or infections. Okay, I was wondering if there was a 339 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:07.559 disorder when it comes to, you know, smelling things. It 340 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:11.480 says the old factory reference disorder, also known as the 341 00:19:11.519 --> 00:19:16.200 old factory referenced syndrome is a mental health condition characterized 342 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:21.519 by a persistent, distressing preoccupation with the belief that one 343 00:19:21.559 --> 00:19:26.319 emits a foul or offensive body odor, even though others don't. Say. Okay, 344 00:19:26.359 --> 00:19:28.359 so that's just thinking that you smell bad when you 345 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:31.079 really don't. That's what I picked up on that. Yeah, 346 00:19:31.160 --> 00:19:33.359 I need a disorder where it's like I like to 347 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:38.920 smell weird shit, sometimes actual shit. There's once a woman 348 00:19:38.960 --> 00:19:42.920 that ate an entire car, an entire car. Yeah, she 349 00:19:43.079 --> 00:19:46.480 ate glass, rubber and metal parts. They discovered large amounts 350 00:19:46.480 --> 00:19:49.240 of metal in her stomach. Okay, how big a car 351 00:19:49.240 --> 00:19:51.000 are we talking about? Is this like a Hana Civic 352 00:19:51.119 --> 00:19:52.440 or It's French, so it's had to been like a 353 00:19:52.440 --> 00:19:57.160 Renult or something fucking French. Of course. A man ate 354 00:19:57.200 --> 00:20:01.039 fifteen hundred light bulbs. Wow, he had an extreme case 355 00:20:01.039 --> 00:20:06.240 of pica. Over his lifetime. He consumed light bulbs, razor blades, TVs, 356 00:20:06.279 --> 00:20:12.960 and small appliances a small airplane sorry, Assessa, Oh god. 357 00:20:13.839 --> 00:20:17.240 His stomach lining was unusually thick, allowing him to digest 358 00:20:17.279 --> 00:20:20.799 all these objects. Listen, I do not want to take 359 00:20:20.839 --> 00:20:25.599 a deuce after eating a cessna. You're right, yeah right? 360 00:20:25.839 --> 00:20:26.960 How did he survive. 361 00:20:29.559 --> 00:20:32.319 Who was that guy? Biggie fucking liked him, and he 362 00:20:32.319 --> 00:20:35.440 would fucking eat anything and everything. I've seen him eat 363 00:20:35.559 --> 00:20:41.119 like computer mice before and fucking cameras. Ah, I forget 364 00:20:41.160 --> 00:20:43.400 his mister something another. 365 00:20:43.720 --> 00:20:46.160 Show, nice shoe, nice show. 366 00:20:46.240 --> 00:20:51.039 Nice Yeah. Yeah, that guy was weirdo. He was on 367 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:54.279 Tosh for a little while, I think, or whatever. Yeah, 368 00:20:54.519 --> 00:20:58.720 is he still alive? I'm looking because I'm curious. This 369 00:20:58.759 --> 00:21:00.759 says he's still alive. Ow. 370 00:21:01.880 --> 00:21:04.079 He's a competitive eater and YouTuber. 371 00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:10.839 Okay. In twenty thirteen, he set the Guinness World Records 372 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:13.839 for eating the most birthday cake candles in one minute 373 00:21:13.839 --> 00:21:17.960 and twelve seconds. Oh god, he started chudging large amounts 374 00:21:18.000 --> 00:21:24.680 of alcohol, especially vodka. Okay, so he's got it. I 375 00:21:24.680 --> 00:21:27.920 mean that's more than just is it a disorder? Is 376 00:21:27.920 --> 00:21:33.680 a disorder? So okay, I'm gonna say yes. I think 377 00:21:33.759 --> 00:21:36.359 when you do something isn't normal and it gets you 378 00:21:36.440 --> 00:21:40.559 celebrity status or perceived celebrity status, and then you continue 379 00:21:40.559 --> 00:21:44.559 to do it to feed that, Okay, I think that 380 00:21:44.640 --> 00:21:45.599 is a mental disorder. 381 00:21:45.640 --> 00:21:47.319 Okay, whether it's clinical, I don't know. 382 00:21:48.000 --> 00:21:49.279 All Right, I'll give you that. 383 00:21:49.440 --> 00:21:50.680 In twenty twenty four, show. 384 00:21:50.759 --> 00:21:54.799 Nice gained further recognition for his comedic talents through personalized 385 00:21:54.960 --> 00:22:00.240 video message created for YouTube for a certain YouTuber on Camo. 386 00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:08.039 The video featured this person's cameo experiences. What's his cameo? 387 00:22:09.319 --> 00:22:14.440 Shoe Nices? Yeah? How much you think? Oh? I have 388 00:22:15.599 --> 00:22:16.480 twenty bucks? 389 00:22:16.680 --> 00:22:17.880 Twenty dollars probably? 390 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:24.880 Yeah? Five bucks? Yeah, five bucks. Yeah, those cameos are 391 00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:29.359 not very expensive. I guess it depends on who you're 392 00:22:29.359 --> 00:22:33.960 getting Shoe Nice. Yeah, five bucks. You know, George Clooney 393 00:22:34.039 --> 00:22:40.839 might charge you fifty. Okay. The Office Brian you know 394 00:22:40.960 --> 00:22:46.160 Brian Bumgardner, the from the Office you have the bald head. 395 00:22:46.279 --> 00:22:49.000 Yeah, his is one hundred and ninety five dollars. 396 00:22:49.440 --> 00:22:56.319 Okay, Uh? Kevin from the Office, correct, Yeah, uh is 397 00:22:56.200 --> 00:22:59.440 this how much again? One hundred and ninety five damn. 398 00:22:59.799 --> 00:23:06.039 The the one that Steve Crell's character lived with Jamie, 399 00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:10.480 the manager from like over him. Okay, they had a 400 00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:13.000 relationship and they lived together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's four 401 00:23:13.079 --> 00:23:17.880