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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Chewing the Cud with Mike Ben and Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>and Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>I said something very witty, very funny, and everybody was surprised. Hmm, hello,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to Chewing the cud. How are you doing, Lee?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fair to middling, fair to middling.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not overly happy, but not you know under.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not overly happy?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's the end of the year.

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<v Speaker 5>Things are things are going, but there is a new

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<v Speaker 5>year coming, so that's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not because this is January?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Lock, That's why I'm so down.

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<v Speaker 2>I just leave. It's fair to Middland. Well, we enjoyed

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<v Speaker 2>last week look back so much we thought we'd do

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<v Speaker 2>it all again. So here we are again. Sure we're

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<v Speaker 2>watching some of the best bits.

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<v Speaker 3>Why not I can't. I can't look at you and

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<v Speaker 3>read that. Just look at that that.

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<v Speaker 2>I will look at you, and you look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>It will look on the cameras as if you're looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me as you're doing that. Just don't do it

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<v Speaker 2>with an accent.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to do in an Indian accent.

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<v Speaker 2>Any accents, no accent, no accents. What's a Portuguese accent?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, no, this is what it's kind of Spanish,

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<v Speaker 2>Ye just do it in English.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, fucking northern then that's right, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do say, just speaking normally. Then, So what was that

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<v Speaker 2>fact supposed to be?

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<v Speaker 3>So Halloween?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting distracted by your or accents being terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not mine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the spirits, the spirit's accents.

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<v Speaker 5>Halloween masks what they used to do in the olden times,

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<v Speaker 5>didn't have smith ifs and anything like that.

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<v Speaker 3>Rip the face of an animal, sticking over their own

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<v Speaker 3>face like.

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<v Speaker 2>A pig, like a pig. That's what David Cameron was doing.

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<v Speaker 3>Quite possibly. Mm hmmm.

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<v Speaker 2>If there's another one of these gems.

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<v Speaker 3>Shall we channel it? Shall we show? Shall we see.

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<v Speaker 6>If it's called.

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<v Speaker 3>That's one a funny part?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no idea what it said.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you know that vampires can't stand steaks? Can I fakes?

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<v Speaker 3>Because it gets through the heart?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, kills them? Oh yeah, so so that role roll

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<v Speaker 2>spooky VT that was just even a backfield.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh how attractive, stunned? Did you know that it's very

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<v Speaker 3>rare to have an actual full noon and Halloween?

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<v Speaker 2>What happened every nineteen years?

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<v Speaker 3>And so schedule sounds nothing back all, ha, what a

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<v Speaker 3>rude way.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know I did, because all I can hear

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<v Speaker 2>is the backing.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you know, passing ears checked with your Smithy's wake

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<v Speaker 5>over Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Not Smith's Okay, I was on basics.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I think I think we've learned thing. What did

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<v Speaker 5>the were wolves say something about moons that people that

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<v Speaker 5>assume because it's Halloween and it's a full moon, but

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<v Speaker 5>in fact that is not true. Okay, only ever every

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<v Speaker 5>sort of like nineteen years, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>It's only twenty eight days that you get full moon.

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<v Speaker 2>And then so at first of Octobers on it once

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<v Speaker 2>every sixty five, so it's taking one.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it's all about ball hair as well. I wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>quite sure.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we get ready as Lee takes us on,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes possessed the auto of you power, Christ compels you

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<v Speaker 2>literally perry. Now it's time, Ela, and now it's time for.

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<v Speaker 3>We need an old priest and a young priest.

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<v Speaker 2>One for the experience, one for the stamina, a sensible

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<v Speaker 2>seventy four. I don't know why having a bi get

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<v Speaker 2>there's ours.

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<v Speaker 3>But there's no penis.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's not allowed to watch too much penis.

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<v Speaker 5>But there is a floating bombing a floating um. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>he gets him, holds him from behind, and then they

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<v Speaker 5>levitate off the floor.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, Jesus, we'll need to do that again, just because

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<v Speaker 7>it will have low level.

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<v Speaker 2>They say, cap Jesus takes it off the ass.

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<v Speaker 3>M h if you can fire? If that that starts

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<v Speaker 3>rubbing against yours?

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<v Speaker 8>What talk of me?

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<v Speaker 3>Like?

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<v Speaker 2>All the very quiet today?

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<v Speaker 3>It three times and I'm thinking, are you going to

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<v Speaker 3>put that down or not?

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<v Speaker 2>I forgot to put it. It's not the chune I

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<v Speaker 2>have in my head, is it, Paul?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to close up on one of my pink chins.

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<v Speaker 2>For actually, if you could wipe your cleavage out for us, please?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, fallow my face to the.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello they come.

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<v Speaker 5>So remember if you cannot be a crafty queen. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 5>that's not it is.

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<v Speaker 3>It can't get any pin remember.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And I've got it now, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just need to make a change in

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<v Speaker 2>my head. What game would you like to play? Because

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<v Speaker 2>I've realized I've gotten a goby game show fluid addition.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't want one. No, no, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was I thought I made a mistake on

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<v Speaker 2>those I thought I was going to be that and

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to do.

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<v Speaker 3>It, but I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you care?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care as long as I don't have to

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<v Speaker 3>go gold stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I'll do the go by game show?

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<v Speaker 3>But what how do I do that?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a kazoo. Yes, I'm going to ed you.

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<v Speaker 2>You correct? So the last one?

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<v Speaker 3>Now, m M? Is it a song or is it.

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<v Speaker 6>A theme tune?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the you won't get it?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? Well, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 8>It is Dean? What? Who is Dean?

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<v Speaker 3>Who is it? What was it?

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<v Speaker 2>It was the theme tune from Hoby City.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh I don't watch that.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't.

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<v Speaker 5>It's been off the Yeah, never mind, stick around because

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<v Speaker 5>after they break. Now I'll do that again because I

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<v Speaker 5>flubbed my words a little bit then and it wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>very professional. So I'll do it again. Stick around as

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<v Speaker 5>after they'll you off? You in there putting those words

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<v Speaker 5>and what are wrong? Stick around because next it's Mike

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<v Speaker 5>and that's science.

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<v Speaker 3>That is.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear the youth beats, pound is the erace

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<v Speaker 2>across the ground, the clatter of the wheels as they

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<v Speaker 2>go round and round. Called him Ernie Bernie, and he

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<v Speaker 2>drove the fastest nook cart in the West.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to take hold of this and then slam it.

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<v Speaker 5>Why I just do stop singing that song? Okay, just

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<v Speaker 5>stop it.

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<v Speaker 3>The pretense of being pleasant has dropped rapidly.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretense wick poke or on cans in the gallery?

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<v Speaker 6>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, have we still got to that minute?

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<v Speaker 5>I have seen I've been to New York. I just

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<v Speaker 5>wanted to struck that and a couple of times. And

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<v Speaker 5>I've been to the Madam two Swords in New York

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<v Speaker 5>City and there is a wax work of him in there,

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<v Speaker 5>kind of before he became an actor wrestling times. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>so he's like leather pants, a buckle, he has some hair,

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<v Speaker 5>he has the eye thing going up there like that,

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<v Speaker 5>which looks more convincing than.

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<v Speaker 2>That. When was it you were in New York a

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<v Speaker 2>while ago?

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<v Speaker 3>About sometime the past?

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<v Speaker 2>Did it start with nineteen It didn't.

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<v Speaker 5>Start with nineteen, No, it was in the naughties, And

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<v Speaker 5>then there was a period of time where I didn't go,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I went again.

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<v Speaker 2>And now we're in the period of time we've not gone.

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<v Speaker 3>And now yeah, and then I may go again.

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<v Speaker 2>Who knows, who knows?

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows? Welcome back to this hour. Look at the

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<v Speaker 3>things we have been up to A retress respectives that

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<v Speaker 3>the words I was supposed to say. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>anyway it was really.

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<v Speaker 2>This is scripted, but luckily this is our outtakes show.

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<v Speaker 2>Shall we watch more of the times that he's done

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<v Speaker 2>it so well?

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<v Speaker 8>With his mouth open?

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, Okay, okay, bring it back down, bitch. We've done.

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<v Speaker 5>We've got we did it, we've done.

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<v Speaker 2>We're leaving the fun bit in. It's a clip show, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>roll the clips.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome, stick around because next it's Mike in the No, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Not, it's just whacking the What are you saying?

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<v Speaker 3>I was just going to put you are welcome? But

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<v Speaker 3>stick around because next it's Mike with the horrifying both.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so theme tunes since you like those ones?

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<v Speaker 9>Horror alured to the Adams family.

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<v Speaker 2>That was, indeed this interesting family. They just say that

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<v Speaker 2>because they watched the reviews of the Halloway episode. Where

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<v Speaker 2>did the egg thing?

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<v Speaker 3>The egg thing?

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<v Speaker 4>Mm hmm, well, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>It's black? Had it is black? I thought it was

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<v Speaker 3>something else?

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<v Speaker 2>What did you think it was?

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<v Speaker 3>I want to say, Reginald.

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<v Speaker 2>Perrin, no idea what that is? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Rise and Fall of Reginald perriin Engage Jesus Here Ronald

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<v Speaker 3>McDonald down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll do it myself as fine.

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<v Speaker 3>He's doing the game. Got me to do the game?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, thanksolutely was it exciting? Or stick up?

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<v Speaker 3>Stick up?

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<v Speaker 8>I can't you.

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<v Speaker 3>Wish I could quit?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the last episode that's got out.

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<v Speaker 3>Right? That song really mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 5>I say, I've got the Gallery singing one song in

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<v Speaker 5>my ear, but I know that it isn't the song that.

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<v Speaker 2>You are singing.

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<v Speaker 5>They're singing Scooby Doo, and I'm thinking that that is

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<v Speaker 5>Scooby Doo, although that is not the tune.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so what is it?

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<v Speaker 5>Is the answer I'm saying that, I don't know. They've

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<v Speaker 5>they've found a new thing to do, haven't they.

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<v Speaker 2>In the Gallery it's called Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not Scooby Doo theme tune, is it. It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's very different in lyric and in composition. In

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<v Speaker 2>the last episode that's going to go out this week.

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<v Speaker 3>Right while he was doing that, I can't remember, but

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<v Speaker 3>I can't remember why I was doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, when you spend this round of this is a

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<v Speaker 2>difficult thing to keep. I will take off the wig

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<v Speaker 2>and put on a that was your cables love. I

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<v Speaker 3>And they're still here.

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<v Speaker 2>could be because last Christmas is always your last Christmas. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>the last Christmas Christmas thirty two was last Christmas. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to have another one. Well, we've always had

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<v Speaker 3>Deep. I'm gonna put a little extra in, so I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to use half of the other leaf.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, do we need the other leaf at all?

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<v Speaker 5>plenty of queens that have been on drag rows that

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<v Speaker 5>will say other things about RuPaul being not so favorable.

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<v Speaker 5>And RuPaul said, I'm not going to tell you because

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<v Speaker 8>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>So I think there's two sides to everybody, isn't I.

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<v Speaker 2>and then they've got a very intimate personal version, like.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm horrible off screen and on and that's the end

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got more faces than the town clock, and

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<v Speaker 2>every single one of them is miserable.

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<v Speaker 6>Four.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that's almost the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you here? Why are you near my face?

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<v Speaker 3>There we go.

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<v Speaker 5>That's almost the end of the show for this week. Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>so this one I've chosen different. Okay, mm hmmmmmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm hm. That was the gallery's fault for laughing when

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<v Speaker 3>I started. Okay, mm hmmm. Finding it difficult to get

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<v Speaker 3>out of bed in the morning is called what.

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<v Speaker 2>Being tired?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it has a specific word lazy, no, lethargy.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we have to have some options.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh sorry, So we're going to go with either Mesania

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<v Speaker 3>or Desania.

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<v Speaker 2>Sannia? Was that not Peter Andre's song?

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<v Speaker 3>And that was insane?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to go for that anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>You are correct.

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<v Speaker 6>For that?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that is the official term for difficulty getting out

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<v Speaker 2>Well, consider me decided. That's mighty interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>But no done illegible handwriting that I think for that.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's all for this.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all for this week. Okay, it's a thirty three

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<v Speaker 2>minute episode. Who cares?

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<v Speaker 3>I'll after I after there's some fluid over there? Where

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<v Speaker 3>is the fluid on.

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<v Speaker 2>The desk in the big bottles? Oh god, one second,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll pass you some of this fluid than they are. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>there's plenty, there be lots more.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh what have you got today for us? Mike?

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<v Speaker 8>Well, I have glary, scary eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Normal, very scary, I say normal. I have a story

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<v Speaker 2>about dating beyond the grave.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, No, one's.

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<v Speaker 2>Put twenty p in me for a while.

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<v Speaker 8>It's a lie.

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<v Speaker 2>You're watching our best bits, the good, the bad, and

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<v Speaker 2>the occasionally for me, what do you think back over

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<v Speaker 2>the past year. I think of all the things that

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<v Speaker 2>we've done, what's been your least favorite?

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<v Speaker 5>Right now, right now, very second, this very very moment

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<v Speaker 5>in time. I'll never get that back.

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<v Speaker 2>About a couple of weeks ago when you got drunk

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<v Speaker 2>and then go let's have a nice Paul and after

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<v Speaker 2>meals to smell done.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like booze. I was like, taste that booze.

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<v Speaker 2>It tastes like alcohol.

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<v Speaker 3>Boos and alcohol all our con tastes.

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<v Speaker 2>Say, doesn't this taste lovely?

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<v Speaker 3>How many bottles are that did you bring? Man?

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<v Speaker 2>Just before?

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<v Speaker 3>Just the four?

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<v Speaker 2>Because I was I was flaying like within Europe. So

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<v Speaker 2>oh a hundred mills has to fit in the plastic bag?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I took out my little plastic bag with all the

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<v Speaker 2>tooth toothpaste and all that sort of stuff. Loop came

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<v Speaker 2>back with just booze, just booze. Yeah, all of the

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<v Speaker 2>tortures were left behind.

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<v Speaker 3>All the little miniatures. So do you have a little

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<v Speaker 3>poet before you get a better aneth to send you

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<v Speaker 2>No nom normally.

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<v Speaker 3>But that's almost the end of the show for now.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget. You can find us on at the cud

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<v Speaker 2>TV on your social media networks. Thanks for watching. We'll

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<v Speaker 2>see you all soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was very interesting. Yes, thanks for watching. No,

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<v Speaker 3>do that again? Do that again?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, I'm drunk again. I said something very witty.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody laughed and everybody moved on. It's unusual. Oh hello,

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<v Speaker 2>and welcome to Chewing the cud.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you doing, Lee, I'm doing fair to middling.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, the mics are on the wrong side.

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<v Speaker 3>Not mic is on the wrong mine as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You're putting on now.

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<v Speaker 8>Now it's back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's about a Florida man who has been arrested after

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<v Speaker 2>having sex with an ice pack. So, gentlemen, Terry Major's

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<v Speaker 2>called up the emergency services saying he's having problems breathing. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to send an ambulance, right, So he sent

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<v Speaker 2>an ambulance and when they arrived, he dropped his trousers

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<v Speaker 2>and used an ice pack as a flashlight kind of

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<v Speaker 2>idea in front of the first respond us who called

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<v Speaker 2>the police because he was it's gross indecency and the

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<v Speaker 2>police went, yeah, you can't do that and arrested him.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow that happened.

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<v Speaker 8>But you can literally.

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<v Speaker 2>Google a Florida man and at any dates and I'll

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<v Speaker 2>call with a suggestion, Well, second is a grand to

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<v Speaker 3>It's for the social medis.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why you Muscu destroyed Twitter pictures like this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is why we are moscues destroyed Twitter because of

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<v Speaker 2>pictures like this.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't give a fly a right. Where would you

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<v Speaker 3>like them?

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<v Speaker 2>I've lost my list.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a list.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a list of things she's going to say because

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<v Speaker 2>this is real, honestly, because wegi boards aren't again, were

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<v Speaker 2>reminded by Mattel Okay, you know, just after the sewerage leaks.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I just it's I need I'm just gonna calm myself.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the equivalent of that American woman that makes things

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<v Speaker 5>wrong on purpose to wind people or other coup of

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<v Speaker 5>lady or putting things in like boiling. Just no, you

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<v Speaker 5>do now on purpose? What I would have liked to

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<v Speaker 5>have seen. So the rage has taken me now I'm

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<v Speaker 5>just gonna have to lake is that a shark would

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<v Speaker 5>have would have come right out of the water and

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<v Speaker 5>bitter head off and gone, oh spicy and then sank.

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<v Speaker 3>Beneath one of those same was talking, yes, choosing not

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<v Speaker 3>to enable that discussion, enable.

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<v Speaker 2>That you put jam on in bread under.

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<v Speaker 3>A toaster's cutting into my showby's time. So there's been

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<v Speaker 3>shows still work.

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<v Speaker 5>No the last so Danny Beard, it has been, has

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<v Speaker 5>been proclaimed the new national treasure after appearing on Lorraine

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<v Speaker 5>and questioning where she was. So so Danny Beard was

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<v Speaker 5>obviously he won the last season of The Great UK.

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<v Speaker 2>Was the last one of the one before that.

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<v Speaker 3>It was the last one because he's doing the extra show. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so he won the last one, which is four.

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<v Speaker 2>We're on five now because he was in the same

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<v Speaker 2>one as Thinging, wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>He So we had the Vivian Lawrence Cheney.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmm, yeah, okay, yeah, I got confused with.

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<v Speaker 5>The Okay, So he was on Lorraine being interviewed about

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<v Speaker 5>drag Race. And this was kind of like in half term,

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<v Speaker 5>and so first of all, he didn't know what show

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<v Speaker 5>he was on. So he was on with Christine Lampard

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<v Speaker 5>and he was kind of like saying, he said something

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<v Speaker 3>We wanted to talk. He said, oh, am, I allowed

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<v Speaker 3>to swear on this morning, and she went no, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're on Lorraine, and so that there he is chesting

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<v Speaker 3>to Christi a Lampard and then he went Lorraine, where

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<v Speaker 3>is she? And there was this sort of confidence.

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<v Speaker 5>So basically everybody has there's this elephant in the room

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<v Speaker 5>that Lorraine has it written in her contract ever since

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<v Speaker 5>she started doing this that all the school holidays she

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<v Speaker 5>has off. Her child is now in her thirties, so

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<v Speaker 5>it doesn't really need to have the.

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<v Speaker 2>Half twins off waiting for grandchildren.

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<v Speaker 5>He said, he said, he said, she's off, she's off again,

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<v Speaker 5>and he had, I mean kids aren't even in school

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<v Speaker 5>no more.

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<v Speaker 3>It was like twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 5>And obviously that the Presida couldn't comment, so she went

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<v Speaker 5>it's confusing, isn't it, before before bursting out laughing, and

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<v Speaker 5>Tony was Jackie, well, that's me never being allowed back

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<v Speaker 5>on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, which one?

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<v Speaker 4>Which was?

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<v Speaker 5>He basically has said what everybody else has been thinking

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<v Speaker 5>for decades. Why is she off on half term in

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<v Speaker 5>school holidays when her child's in her forties.

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<v Speaker 2>We've just had ten years on.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got she's she's got a good deal there.

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<v Speaker 2>What I love is the fact that she she's not Lorraine,

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<v Speaker 2>she's the character Lorraine. Well, yeah, as a tactic, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>Well we can get away with what she's clearly getting away.

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<v Speaker 2>Away with it, and she's no, it's a character in

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<v Speaker 2>real life. I have the same name.

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<v Speaker 3>Absolutely, that's what she says. Well, she doesn't say that,

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<v Speaker 3>That's what I'm saying anyway. I just was an amusing

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<v Speaker 3>little tippit.

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00:30:02.200 --> 00:30:07.599
<v Speaker 2>I would put National Treasure on there, perhaps, wouldn't witty

439
00:30:07.960 --> 00:30:15.799
<v Speaker 2>witty comedy in the moment, yes, yes, yeah, not.

440
00:30:15.839 --> 00:30:16.519
<v Speaker 3>At the moment.

441
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:29.279
<v Speaker 8>You turn off, turn off you, Oh my god.

442
00:30:33.240 --> 00:30:33.799
<v Speaker 3>We've got.

443
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<v Speaker 8>Next.

444
00:30:36.839 --> 00:30:38.720
<v Speaker 2>It's a conslot mm hmmm.

445
00:30:45.200 --> 00:30:47.359
<v Speaker 3>You get that, you get the first spur of the

446
00:30:47.599 --> 00:30:49.640
<v Speaker 3>jazz talent, the talent Jez.

447
00:30:56.160 --> 00:30:59.720
<v Speaker 2>Mostly dust, the creme de la creme.

448
00:31:00.039 --> 00:31:17.640
<v Speaker 10>M now Louis Armstrong down the earpiece, I see trees.

449
00:31:20.440 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 2>Color blind Louis arms don't.

450
00:31:23.640 --> 00:31:23.680
<v Speaker 3>So.

451
00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:25.880
<v Speaker 2>We didn't see trees of anything any color. You just

452
00:31:25.920 --> 00:31:30.279
<v Speaker 2>saw great trees. RESI is too the color blind.

453
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:38.279
<v Speaker 3>He was color blind. Okay, let's do one more because

454
00:31:38.319 --> 00:31:39.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm losing the will.

455
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:43.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh well, take me, take me, kill me.

456
00:31:44.200 --> 00:31:50.400
<v Speaker 5>Okay, ghost doll Scary went away and now she's back. Chucky,

457
00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:56.920
<v Speaker 5>not Chucky, not female version the.

458
00:31:56.960 --> 00:32:01.680
<v Speaker 2>Bride of Chucky. Now, both of those are horror films.

459
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:04.160
<v Speaker 3>Both of them are horror films. Thank you, but you're

460
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:05.200
<v Speaker 3>not the ones that I want.

461
00:32:07.160 --> 00:32:09.039
<v Speaker 8>Thought you're gonna get No, do you know what?

462
00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:14.440
<v Speaker 3>Do you know? What? Where is it? Where's my scream?

463
00:32:14.839 --> 00:32:19.799
<v Speaker 3>And that's the end of that.

464
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:25.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, great, thanks lently. Yeah, it's still me because

465
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:31.960
<v Speaker 2>it's a different than a normal program. Yeah, the other took.

466
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:35.839
<v Speaker 3>The course.

467
00:32:35.839 --> 00:32:38.880
<v Speaker 6>See what is that sound?

468
00:32:40.119 --> 00:32:44.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh great, thanks lautly. That was fun. Difference between ten

469
00:32:44.720 --> 00:32:47.519
<v Speaker 2>years and twenty five is quite big. Anyway, stick around

470
00:32:47.599 --> 00:32:49.880
<v Speaker 2>because the autocuse moving. I don't know now what I'm saying.

471
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:03.160
<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to chewing the cud. Some of my favorite

472
00:33:03.160 --> 00:33:05.240
<v Speaker 2>things have been when I'm going to say that Lee

473
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:10.079
<v Speaker 2>gets things right, very rarely happens with the face.

474
00:33:10.279 --> 00:33:11.279
<v Speaker 8>What is with that face.

475
00:33:13.160 --> 00:33:15.440
<v Speaker 3>I'm just not appreciated in my own time. It's fine,

476
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:18.960
<v Speaker 3>you're not appreciating your own time or future.

477
00:33:18.640 --> 00:33:22.480
<v Speaker 8>Times in the past or in the past the other time.

478
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Through my ring and so I had to take my

479
00:33:28.200 --> 00:33:28.799
<v Speaker 2>ring off to get.

480
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:31.759
<v Speaker 3>The good just torsking, it's such a pasty bustard.

481
00:33:34.079 --> 00:33:35.359
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we have done the bananas.

482
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:37.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh we can mention, then we have because we have

483
00:33:37.799 --> 00:33:41.519
<v Speaker 3>some feedback. Have we positive from who?

484
00:33:41.799 --> 00:33:42.839
<v Speaker 6>Pole doesn't count.

485
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:46.119
<v Speaker 3>He's block from watching this ship.

486
00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:50.720
<v Speaker 2>How would we have had feedback if it hadn't gone

487
00:33:50.720 --> 00:33:51.240
<v Speaker 2>out already.

488
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:54.039
<v Speaker 5>I may have posted a photograph as the as the

489
00:33:54.400 --> 00:33:58.559
<v Speaker 5>episode was aired. I may have posted a photograph, and

490
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:00.039
<v Speaker 5>we've had to consider.

491
00:33:59.720 --> 00:34:01.640
<v Speaker 3>Well, I'll just keep it, keep it.

492
00:34:04.759 --> 00:34:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Just just looking at what these what les lies Lee's found.

493
00:34:11.559 --> 00:34:14.760
<v Speaker 2>Reese doesn't count as feedback. He likes everything.

494
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:17.760
<v Speaker 3>I think there's more than just one feedback.

495
00:34:23.079 --> 00:34:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Also, Stacey loves everything.

496
00:34:25.320 --> 00:34:29.480
<v Speaker 3>These are the people that watch my two people don't

497
00:34:29.519 --> 00:34:30.639
<v Speaker 3>alienate the fans.

498
00:34:33.480 --> 00:34:37.280
<v Speaker 2>This is Dave Brooker and his pets. Two year old

499
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:41.119
<v Speaker 2>Turkey Tea two T two. Turkey Tea two, not just

500
00:34:41.199 --> 00:34:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Tea two. It's called Turkey too because it's his second.

501
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:48.599
<v Speaker 3>One Oh, okay, what did he eat? The first one died?

502
00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:49.960
<v Speaker 3>Then did he eat it?

503
00:34:50.360 --> 00:34:52.800
<v Speaker 2>Doesn't say I think he hate it?

504
00:34:53.360 --> 00:34:53.880
<v Speaker 8>He's not you.

505
00:34:55.920 --> 00:34:56.480
<v Speaker 2>Free turkey?

506
00:34:56.559 --> 00:34:59.159
<v Speaker 3>There? Is he a farmer?

507
00:34:59.719 --> 00:35:00.480
<v Speaker 2>Not a farmer?

508
00:35:01.119 --> 00:35:01.159
<v Speaker 3>No?

509
00:35:02.159 --> 00:35:02.199
<v Speaker 8>No?

510
00:35:04.320 --> 00:35:05.039
<v Speaker 3>Is he American?

511
00:35:05.440 --> 00:35:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Is English?

512
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:06.519
<v Speaker 6>Is he?

513
00:35:08.519 --> 00:35:09.760
<v Speaker 3>And he goes to the dentist with.

514
00:35:09.880 --> 00:35:12.639
<v Speaker 2>Him, even he goes shopping with it, goes everywhere with him.

515
00:35:13.519 --> 00:35:17.519
<v Speaker 3>Is it? Is it one of those help animals? Is

516
00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:18.440
<v Speaker 3>it classed as one of.

517
00:35:18.480 --> 00:35:21.519
<v Speaker 2>Those emotional support and let me see if he's an emotional.

518
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:25.239
<v Speaker 5>If it's not, then you ain't going to be bringing

519
00:35:25.280 --> 00:35:29.599
<v Speaker 5>that turkey in the supermarket. Don't be bringing it in

520
00:35:29.719 --> 00:35:30.800
<v Speaker 5>my doctor's surgery.

521
00:35:30.920 --> 00:35:33.480
<v Speaker 2>No, it doesn't say he has raised it from a

522
00:35:33.599 --> 00:35:38.679
<v Speaker 2>chick and she's like my child. It is what Dave says,

523
00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:44.639
<v Speaker 2>what's with the face? What were you thinking?

524
00:35:44.880 --> 00:35:49.679
<v Speaker 3>Then I'm not saying anything. If I don't know, he's

525
00:35:49.719 --> 00:35:57.599
<v Speaker 3>not ury turkeys like his child. Okay, well, I hope

526
00:35:57.599 --> 00:36:02.840
<v Speaker 3>they're both very happy. You genuinely think that he's I

527
00:36:02.920 --> 00:36:05.920
<v Speaker 3>don't think he's. I don't think he's You don't think he's. Well,

528
00:36:06.360 --> 00:36:08.760
<v Speaker 3>I know, I don't think that there is a but

529
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, who's to say? You know whatever?

530
00:36:10.760 --> 00:36:14.320
<v Speaker 5>Whatever flows about If you think of Turkey is a

531
00:36:14.440 --> 00:36:17.000
<v Speaker 5>valid pet, go for it. They're very happy together.

532
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:19.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sure they will be very happy together for a

533
00:36:19.159 --> 00:36:22.280
<v Speaker 2>very long time, or until Christmas. And that's all from

534
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:22.719
<v Speaker 2>the bus This.

535
00:36:22.800 --> 00:36:28.960
<v Speaker 5>Week two thousand and four and one hundred and twenty

536
00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:32.639
<v Speaker 5>nine million dollars at the world wide box office. We've

537
00:36:32.679 --> 00:36:35.840
<v Speaker 5>got a picture of the new cast that are going

538
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:39.960
<v Speaker 5>to be in the musical. I don't know any of

539
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:40.679
<v Speaker 5>their names.

540
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:43.679
<v Speaker 3>I don't like they're going to play Well, the high schoolers,

541
00:36:43.679 --> 00:36:44.119
<v Speaker 3>aren't they.

542
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:46.920
<v Speaker 2>But normally when they get people to play high school

543
00:36:46.920 --> 00:36:47.840
<v Speaker 2>they're in the mid forties.

544
00:36:47.960 --> 00:36:50.159
<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, I say that. None of these are in

545
00:36:50.199 --> 00:36:54.880
<v Speaker 5>the mid forties. I don't know who's going to play who.

546
00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.000
<v Speaker 5>I haven't researched. It's not a clue, not a clue.

547
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:02.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't care. I'm not keen on this. I

548
00:37:02.559 --> 00:37:04.960
<v Speaker 3>don't think I will be going to see it unless

549
00:37:04.960 --> 00:37:08.519
<v Speaker 3>it has good music otherwise.

550
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:10.519
<v Speaker 2>But or for that, you just have to listen to

551
00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:11.719
<v Speaker 2>the Mean Girl soundtrack't you.

552
00:37:12.039 --> 00:37:12.280
<v Speaker 8>Yeah?

553
00:37:13.079 --> 00:37:16.480
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so yeah, that's coming out. But I think we're

554
00:37:16.519 --> 00:37:19.199
<v Speaker 5>quite interesting to kind of see what the cast looks like.

555
00:37:19.280 --> 00:37:21.079
<v Speaker 5>Now the original cast from the film r right now

556
00:37:21.360 --> 00:37:24.719
<v Speaker 5>so we've got a we've got a montage of of

557
00:37:25.079 --> 00:37:25.920
<v Speaker 5>of how they look.

558
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:31.079
<v Speaker 3>So that's so bottom corner. Gretchen Wiener, a character.

559
00:37:30.840 --> 00:37:32.039
<v Speaker 8>Not not a real name.

560
00:37:33.320 --> 00:37:36.400
<v Speaker 2>Now she she's she's aged, well, she's aged.

561
00:37:36.440 --> 00:37:36.599
<v Speaker 3>Well.

562
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:41.960
<v Speaker 5>Then we've got we've got Daniel Franziazi, who people might

563
00:37:42.199 --> 00:37:45.360
<v Speaker 5>know a lot from drag Race. He's done a lot

564
00:37:45.440 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 5>on drag races quite often. I guessed judge on drag Race.

565
00:37:51.480 --> 00:37:52.519
<v Speaker 2>Not a bit Barry.

566
00:37:53.880 --> 00:37:55.719
<v Speaker 3>I can see the vibe, a bit of an Italian.

567
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:58.239
<v Speaker 2>Let him bit in my mouth.

568
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:00.760
<v Speaker 3>I don't want keep saying that.

569
00:38:02.239 --> 00:38:05.599
<v Speaker 5>And then then we've got Jonathan Bennett, who played the

570
00:38:05.719 --> 00:38:12.199
<v Speaker 5>love interest. Coincidentally, both Daniel and Jonathan are homosexual, and.

571
00:38:12.559 --> 00:38:13.719
<v Speaker 2>He also does a cake show.

572
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:14.960
<v Speaker 3>He does do a cake show.

573
00:38:15.239 --> 00:38:16.360
<v Speaker 2>So it's got win win.

574
00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:17.840
<v Speaker 3>Which is bac and gay.

575
00:38:18.719 --> 00:38:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

576
00:38:19.079 --> 00:38:22.719
<v Speaker 3>They make like really horrible cakes that falter pieces. Yeah.

577
00:38:23.639 --> 00:38:26.119
<v Speaker 3>And then of course we've got Lindsay Lohand who now

578
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:30.320
<v Speaker 3>looks like a unwrapped mummy. Bless her.

579
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:33.119
<v Speaker 2>You know when you find a chocolate has been in

580
00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:37.000
<v Speaker 2>the car, right like a minature hero kind of thing,

581
00:38:37.079 --> 00:38:39.880
<v Speaker 2>like a bounty. Yeah, and it's been in when it's

582
00:38:39.880 --> 00:38:42.400
<v Speaker 2>got hot and it got cold up in the tops,

583
00:38:42.400 --> 00:38:43.599
<v Speaker 2>a bit melted and a bit weird.

584
00:38:43.639 --> 00:38:48.920
<v Speaker 3>But feah, yeah, I mean she's had a trials and tribulations.

585
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:51.840
<v Speaker 2>She has had a tough life, and I think she's recently.

586
00:38:51.559 --> 00:38:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Had a little baby.

587
00:38:55.679 --> 00:39:00.960
<v Speaker 5>Number ten one two three, size five, the one with

588
00:39:01.079 --> 00:39:03.360
<v Speaker 5>the number ten on it, I don't know, it's for there.

589
00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:04.480
<v Speaker 3>And then another one there.

590
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:06.079
<v Speaker 2>The one with the number ten on it. Not the

591
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:08.360
<v Speaker 2>number of them, No, I know.

592
00:39:08.599 --> 00:39:10.519
<v Speaker 3>But I don't know what you're saying.

593
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:13.639
<v Speaker 8>That one there, Yeah, but not the.

594
00:39:13.639 --> 00:39:16.239
<v Speaker 2>Black label, not the white label, the one in the middle.

595
00:39:17.079 --> 00:39:18.360
<v Speaker 2>That one there, What do you want.

596
00:39:18.199 --> 00:39:18.719
<v Speaker 3>Me to do with it?

597
00:39:23.239 --> 00:39:23.679
<v Speaker 8>Not that one?

598
00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:26.719
<v Speaker 2>That one?

599
00:39:27.840 --> 00:39:34.360
<v Speaker 3>That one? Thanks? Any quick swig?

600
00:39:35.000 --> 00:39:35.239
<v Speaker 1>Nice?

601
00:39:40.559 --> 00:39:43.119
<v Speaker 2>That's the story about a doctor who's basically helps one

602
00:39:43.199 --> 00:39:44.119
<v Speaker 2>that was wearing contacts.

603
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:46.119
<v Speaker 5>I'm not I don't like this story, and I know,

604
00:39:46.280 --> 00:39:48.440
<v Speaker 5>but is it that she had like fifty seven pairs

605
00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:49.920
<v Speaker 5>of lenses in her art?

606
00:39:51.280 --> 00:39:52.000
<v Speaker 3>How many did you have?

607
00:39:52.039 --> 00:39:52.400
<v Speaker 2>Any?

608
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.719
<v Speaker 3>Three? Not looking at it? Not looking at it because

609
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.920
<v Speaker 3>it's disgusting. I've seen this. I'm not looking at I

610
00:39:59.000 --> 00:40:04.360
<v Speaker 3>don't look, don't look. And if it comes on there, okay.

611
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:07.199
<v Speaker 2>So doctor is forced from with twenty three contact lenses

612
00:40:07.280 --> 00:40:09.199
<v Speaker 2>that have been stuck in the woman's eye and had

613
00:40:09.320 --> 00:40:14.519
<v Speaker 2>never seen anything like it. This lady is from Newport

614
00:40:14.639 --> 00:40:17.599
<v Speaker 2>Beach in California.

615
00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:19.880
<v Speaker 5>So what did she She couldn't get them out, so

616
00:40:19.960 --> 00:40:24.000
<v Speaker 5>she just put another one and did that affect her

617
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:25.320
<v Speaker 5>vision in any ways.

618
00:40:25.199 --> 00:40:27.400
<v Speaker 2>And blurry she couldn't see. She thought she needed a

619
00:40:27.559 --> 00:40:30.440
<v Speaker 2>new prescription. As they're doing the eye testing went oh no,

620
00:40:31.239 --> 00:40:31.519
<v Speaker 2>it's not.

621
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:32.559
<v Speaker 3>She a bit stupid.

622
00:40:33.000 --> 00:40:38.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying yes. But the doctor basically had to

623
00:40:38.239 --> 00:40:40.960
<v Speaker 2>just get them out. They were looking at it and

624
00:40:41.000 --> 00:40:43.199
<v Speaker 2>went on another's one there. So they got a cute

625
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:47.840
<v Speaker 2>out here because they're very thin can and they go round,

626
00:40:48.960 --> 00:40:50.280
<v Speaker 2>so they don't just like to sit at the front,

627
00:40:50.440 --> 00:40:51.920
<v Speaker 2>not like putting on top of each other. They've gone

628
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:57.239
<v Speaker 2>underneath and all. So they've gone over here. So if

629
00:40:57.239 --> 00:40:59.320
<v Speaker 2>you're looking for that, I don't want to do it

630
00:41:00.320 --> 00:41:00.920
<v Speaker 2>as you do it, I.

631
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.840
<v Speaker 3>Don't want to look at it my eyes. I don't

632
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:06.280
<v Speaker 3>want to And so they had to pull them all out.

633
00:41:06.480 --> 00:41:10.880
<v Speaker 2>So they just to pull them down. That is discussion.

634
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Don't feel them moving about. They stunk twenty three Oh no,

635
00:41:14.119 --> 00:41:15.360
<v Speaker 2>because because.

636
00:41:16.119 --> 00:41:19.880
<v Speaker 5>No one after the twenty seven pairs. I'm not looking

637
00:41:19.960 --> 00:41:22.280
<v Speaker 5>at them I'm not looking at I'm looking at them.

638
00:41:23.000 --> 00:41:24.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't want to twenty three pairs.

639
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:27.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm not looking at that one either. I'm not looking

640
00:41:27.960 --> 00:41:30.159
<v Speaker 3>at it. I don't enjoy it. There was a thing.

641
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:32.119
<v Speaker 5>There was something on Facebook and I thought, well, you

642
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:33.559
<v Speaker 5>know when you get like the stories and you think, oh,

643
00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:34.960
<v Speaker 5>what's that weird and you click on anything?

644
00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.679
<v Speaker 3>Whyever? And there was there was not human. It was

645
00:41:37.719 --> 00:41:41.039
<v Speaker 3>a lizard. And you know how lizards like shed their skin. Well,

646
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:43.280
<v Speaker 3>this lizard hadn't been able to shed the skin on

647
00:41:43.360 --> 00:41:46.400
<v Speaker 3>its eyeball right, and they peeled it off.

648
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh that was disgusting, didn't you.

649
00:41:50.400 --> 00:41:53.320
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And then they pulled it out and it was horrible.

650
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:56.519
<v Speaker 2>When they pulled they did the doctor Pinmple pop kin think,

651
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:58.719
<v Speaker 2>and they dig in and pull. I don't enjoy them

652
00:41:58.840 --> 00:42:01.320
<v Speaker 2>grown hairs and things. You can't stop watching them, can you.

653
00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:03.480
<v Speaker 3>I don't watch that to pump. It makes me sick,

654
00:42:03.639 --> 00:42:04.119
<v Speaker 3>but that kind of.

655
00:42:04.159 --> 00:42:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Want to get a hair and you see them pull

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<v Speaker 2>out and it keeps going and they end up having.

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<v Speaker 5>Because I don't watch them. I only watched that lizard

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<v Speaker 5>thing because I wasn't quite sure what it was. And

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<v Speaker 5>then I realized, so I didn't enjoy that, Mike, thank you, Okay,

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<v Speaker 5>don't want that. I would have put the jelly first

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<v Speaker 5>and then the yoga. But still I think you'll you'll,

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<v Speaker 5>you'll agree it is pleasing on the eye.

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<v Speaker 2>And think I will. No, No, I don't think I will.

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<v Speaker 3>This is this is something that when you go on

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<v Speaker 3>like an expensive cruise.

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<v Speaker 2>No whatever, the next words out of your mouth are, no.

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<v Speaker 8>It's true.

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<v Speaker 3>They do this kind of thing on cruise ships.

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<v Speaker 2>No they don't, they do.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they don't they do, Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>No one in the history of the world has done this.

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<v Speaker 5>They have, and we done it. Now we've recreated it,

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<v Speaker 5>and there we go. That's that's I'm I'm I'm pretty

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<v Speaker 5>much impressed by that anyway, don't glare.

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<v Speaker 3>Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much for watching, and we will see

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<v Speaker 2>you all in the new year. Oh, thank you for watching,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'll see you all soon.

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<v Speaker 8>Bye bye bye bye bye you.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I be a