Speaker 1: Welcome to Chewing the Cud with Mike Ben and Rowe
Speaker 1: and Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: I said something very witty, very funny, and everybody was surprised. Hmm, hello,
Speaker 2: welcome to Chewing the cud. How are you doing, Lee?
Speaker 2: I'm fair to middling, fair to middling.
Speaker 3: You're not overly happy, but not you know under.
Speaker 2: Why not overly happy?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: You know it's the end of the year.
Speaker 5: Things are things are going, but there is a new
Speaker 5: year coming, so that's okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe not because this is January?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Lock, That's why I'm so down.
Speaker 2: I just leave. It's fair to Middland. Well, we enjoyed
Speaker 2: last week look back so much we thought we'd do
Speaker 2: it all again. So here we are again. Sure we're
Speaker 2: watching some of the best bits.
Speaker 3: Why not I can't. I can't look at you and
Speaker 3: read that. Just look at that that.
Speaker 2: I will look at you, and you look at that.
Speaker 2: It will look on the cameras as if you're looking
Speaker 2: at me as you're doing that. Just don't do it
Speaker 2: with an accent.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do in an Indian accent.
Speaker 2: Any accents, no accent, no accents. What's a Portuguese accent?
Speaker 2: I know, no, this is what it's kind of Spanish,
Speaker 2: Ye just do it in English.
Speaker 3: It's fine, fucking northern then that's right, I.
Speaker 2: Do say, just speaking normally. Then, So what was that
Speaker 2: fact supposed to be?
Speaker 3: So Halloween?
Speaker 2: I'm getting distracted by your or accents being terrible.
Speaker 3: It's not mine.
Speaker 2: It's the spirits, the spirit's accents.
Speaker 5: Halloween masks what they used to do in the olden times,
Speaker 5: didn't have smith ifs and anything like that.
Speaker 3: Rip the face of an animal, sticking over their own
Speaker 3: face like.
Speaker 2: A pig, like a pig. That's what David Cameron was doing.
Speaker 3: Quite possibly. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 2: If there's another one of these gems.
Speaker 3: Shall we channel it? Shall we show? Shall we see.
Speaker 6: If it's called.
Speaker 3: That's one a funny part?
Speaker 2: I have no idea what it said.
Speaker 3: Did you know that vampires can't stand steaks? Can I fakes?
Speaker 3: Because it gets through the heart?
Speaker 2: Okay, kills them? Oh yeah, so so that role roll
Speaker 2: spooky VT that was just even a backfield.
Speaker 3: Oh how attractive, stunned? Did you know that it's very
Speaker 3: rare to have an actual full noon and Halloween?
Speaker 2: What happened every nineteen years?
Speaker 3: And so schedule sounds nothing back all, ha, what a
Speaker 3: rude way.
Speaker 2: I didn't know I did, because all I can hear
Speaker 2: is the backing.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, passing ears checked with your Smithy's wake
Speaker 5: over Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not Smith's Okay, I was on basics.
Speaker 5: Well, I think I think we've learned thing. What did
Speaker 5: the were wolves say something about moons that people that
Speaker 5: assume because it's Halloween and it's a full moon, but
Speaker 5: in fact that is not true. Okay, only ever every
Speaker 5: sort of like nineteen years, and then.
Speaker 2: It's only twenty eight days that you get full moon.
Speaker 2: And then so at first of Octobers on it once
Speaker 2: every sixty five, so it's taking one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's all about ball hair as well. I wasn't
Speaker 5: quite sure.
Speaker 2: And now we get ready as Lee takes us on,
Speaker 2: sometimes possessed the auto of you power, Christ compels you
Speaker 2: literally perry. Now it's time, Ela, and now it's time for.
Speaker 3: We need an old priest and a young priest.
Speaker 2: One for the experience, one for the stamina, a sensible
Speaker 2: seventy four. I don't know why having a bi get
Speaker 2: there's ours.
Speaker 3: But there's no penis.
Speaker 2: Because it's not allowed to watch too much penis.
Speaker 5: But there is a floating bombing a floating um. Yes,
Speaker 5: he gets him, holds him from behind, and then they
Speaker 5: levitate off the floor.
Speaker 7: Okay, Jesus, we'll need to do that again, just because
Speaker 7: it will have low level.
Speaker 2: They say, cap Jesus takes it off the ass.
Speaker 3: M h if you can fire? If that that starts
Speaker 3: rubbing against yours?
Speaker 8: What talk of me?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: All the very quiet today?
Speaker 3: It three times and I'm thinking, are you going to
Speaker 3: put that down or not?
Speaker 2: I forgot to put it. It's not the chune I
Speaker 2: have in my head, is it, Paul?
Speaker 3: I want to close up on one of my pink chins.
Speaker 2: For actually, if you could wipe your cleavage out for us, please?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, fallow my face to the.
Speaker 2: Hello they come.
Speaker 5: So remember if you cannot be a crafty queen. Oh no,
Speaker 5: that's not it is.
Speaker 3: It can't get any pin remember.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I've got it now, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I just I just need to make a change in
Speaker 2: my head. What game would you like to play? Because
Speaker 2: I've realized I've gotten a goby game show fluid addition.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't want one. No, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Because I was I thought I made a mistake on
Speaker 2: those I thought I was going to be that and
Speaker 2: I was going to do.
Speaker 3: It, but I don't know.
Speaker 8: Do you care?
Speaker 3: I don't care as long as I don't have to
Speaker 3: go gold stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll do the go by game show?
Speaker 3: But what how do I do that?
Speaker 2: It was a kazoo. Yes, I'm going to ed you.
Speaker 2: You correct? So the last one?
Speaker 3: Now, m M? Is it a song or is it.
Speaker 6: A theme tune?
Speaker 2: It's the you won't get it?
Speaker 3: Oh? Well, I don't know.
Speaker 8: It is Dean? What? Who is Dean?
Speaker 3: Who is it? What was it?
Speaker 2: It was the theme tune from Hoby City.
Speaker 3: Oh I don't watch that.
Speaker 2: They can't.
Speaker 5: It's been off the Yeah, never mind, stick around because
Speaker 5: after they break. Now I'll do that again because I
Speaker 5: flubbed my words a little bit then and it wasn't
Speaker 5: very professional. So I'll do it again. Stick around as
Speaker 5: after they'll you off? You in there putting those words
Speaker 5: and what are wrong? Stick around because next it's Mike
Speaker 5: and that's science.
Speaker 3: That is.
Speaker 2: You can hear the youth beats, pound is the erace
Speaker 2: across the ground, the clatter of the wheels as they
Speaker 2: go round and round. Called him Ernie Bernie, and he
Speaker 2: drove the fastest nook cart in the West.
Speaker 5: I want to take hold of this and then slam it.
Speaker 5: Why I just do stop singing that song? Okay, just
Speaker 5: stop it.
Speaker 3: The pretense of being pleasant has dropped rapidly.
Speaker 2: Pretense wick poke or on cans in the gallery?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 3: Anyway, have we still got to that minute?
Speaker 5: I have seen I've been to New York. I just
Speaker 5: wanted to struck that and a couple of times. And
Speaker 5: I've been to the Madam two Swords in New York
Speaker 5: City and there is a wax work of him in there,
Speaker 5: kind of before he became an actor wrestling times. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so he's like leather pants, a buckle, he has some hair,
Speaker 5: he has the eye thing going up there like that,
Speaker 5: which looks more convincing than.
Speaker 2: That. When was it you were in New York a
Speaker 2: while ago?
Speaker 3: About sometime the past?
Speaker 2: Did it start with nineteen It didn't.
Speaker 5: Start with nineteen, No, it was in the naughties, And
Speaker 5: then there was a period of time where I didn't go,
Speaker 5: and then I went again.
Speaker 2: And now we're in the period of time we've not gone.
Speaker 3: And now yeah, and then I may go again.
Speaker 2: Who knows, who knows?
Speaker 3: Who knows? Welcome back to this hour. Look at the
Speaker 3: things we have been up to A retress respectives that
Speaker 3: the words I was supposed to say. I don't know
Speaker 3: anyway it was really.
Speaker 2: This is scripted, but luckily this is our outtakes show.
Speaker 2: Shall we watch more of the times that he's done
Speaker 2: it so well?
Speaker 8: With his mouth open?
Speaker 3: It's fine, Okay, okay, bring it back down, bitch. We've done.
Speaker 5: We've got we did it, we've done.
Speaker 2: We're leaving the fun bit in. It's a clip show, Yeah,
Speaker 2: roll the clips.
Speaker 3: Welcome, stick around because next it's Mike in the No, it's.
Speaker 2: Not, it's just whacking the What are you saying?
Speaker 3: I was just going to put you are welcome? But
Speaker 3: stick around because next it's Mike with the horrifying both.
Speaker 2: Okay, so theme tunes since you like those ones?
Speaker 9: Horror alured to the Adams family.
Speaker 2: That was, indeed this interesting family. They just say that
Speaker 2: because they watched the reviews of the Halloway episode. Where
Speaker 2: did the egg thing?
Speaker 3: The egg thing?
Speaker 4: Mm hmm, well, oh.
Speaker 3: It's black? Had it is black? I thought it was
Speaker 3: something else?
Speaker 2: What did you think it was?
Speaker 3: I want to say, Reginald.
Speaker 2: Perrin, no idea what that is? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Rise and Fall of Reginald perriin Engage Jesus Here Ronald
Speaker 3: McDonald down.
Speaker 2: I'll do it myself as fine.
Speaker 3: He's doing the game. Got me to do the game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanksolutely was it exciting? Or stick up?
Speaker 3: Stick up?
Speaker 8: I can't you.
Speaker 3: Wish I could quit?
Speaker 2: Oh, the last episode that's got out.
Speaker 3: Right? That song really mm hmm.
Speaker 5: I say, I've got the Gallery singing one song in
Speaker 5: my ear, but I know that it isn't the song that.
Speaker 2: You are singing.
Speaker 5: They're singing Scooby Doo, and I'm thinking that that is
Speaker 5: Scooby Doo, although that is not the tune.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what is it?
Speaker 5: Is the answer I'm saying that, I don't know. They've
Speaker 5: they've found a new thing to do, haven't they.
Speaker 2: In the Gallery it's called Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana.
Speaker 3: That is not Scooby Doo theme tune, is it. It's not.
Speaker 2: No, it's very different in lyric and in composition. In
Speaker 2: the last episode that's going to go out this week.
Speaker 3: Right while he was doing that, I can't remember, but
Speaker 3: I can't remember why I was doing that.
Speaker 2: Now, when you spend this round of this is a
Speaker 2: difficult thing to keep. I will take off the wig
Speaker 2: and put on a that was your cables love. I
Speaker 2: think it just tripped over. And now Lee takes us
Speaker 2: on a ghost hunt around a bandage.
Speaker 5: Was an abandoned I hate those abandoned ones, just like
Speaker 5: the full one.
Speaker 2: Snacky snack stack, snaky stacks, Oh.
Speaker 3: Wending machines. That's something need to break heart, would you
Speaker 3: like some more?
Speaker 5: Shove it and you're gaping more, Grandma, it's your last Christmas, yea,
Speaker 5: make the most of it.
Speaker 2: I had an elderly relative that we had that whole
Speaker 2: is the last Christmas conversation with nine times?
Speaker 3: And they're still here.
Speaker 2: No they're not now, they're dead now.
Speaker 3: But it was they've gone, now, they've gone.
Speaker 2: Now we finally got you know, we finally guessed, right,
Speaker 2: was it the year that.
Speaker 3: You didn't bother askin now and they went?
Speaker 2: But you know it's like, oh, we have to do
Speaker 2: that and that and that because it could be the
Speaker 2: last one. Every Christmas is the last Christmas for everybody,
Speaker 2: could be because last Christmas is always your last Christmas. Hey,
Speaker 2: the last Christmas Christmas thirty two was last Christmas. Okay,
Speaker 2: we're going to have another one. Well, we've always had
Speaker 2: a last Christmas.
Speaker 3: Deep. I'm gonna put a little extra in, so I'm
Speaker 3: going to use half of the other leaf.
Speaker 2: Okay, do we need the other leaf at all?
Speaker 5: If you don't need if you don't want to use it,
Speaker 5: if you're happy with the amount that you've got in,
Speaker 5: that's fine. Interesting if you want to be shady. There's
Speaker 5: plenty of queens that have been on drag rows that
Speaker 5: will say other things about RuPaul being not so favorable.
Speaker 5: One of them was an ex hairdresser who's also a queen,
Speaker 5: who every time they went into the the dressing room
Speaker 5: was like, oh, that's a lovely smile because RuPaul has
Speaker 5: had this oil burner on and said what is it?
Speaker 5: And RuPaul said, I'm not going to tell you because
Speaker 5: you won't be able to afford it, and this dragon
Speaker 5: went bitch.
Speaker 8: You know.
Speaker 3: So I think there's two sides to everybody, isn't I.
Speaker 2: Think everybody's got a stage persona and the public face,
Speaker 2: and then they've got a very intimate personal version, like.
Speaker 3: I'm horrible off screen and on and that's the end
Speaker 3: of this week's show business.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got more faces than the town clock, and
Speaker 2: every single one of them is miserable.
Speaker 6: Four.
Speaker 2: Anyway, that's almost the end of the show.
Speaker 3: Why are you here? Why are you near my face?
Speaker 3: There we go.
Speaker 5: That's almost the end of the show for this week. Okay,
Speaker 5: so this one I've chosen different. Okay, mm hmmmmmm.
Speaker 3: Mm hm. That was the gallery's fault for laughing when
Speaker 3: I started. Okay, mm hmmm. Finding it difficult to get
Speaker 3: out of bed in the morning is called what.
Speaker 2: Being tired?
Speaker 3: No, it has a specific word lazy, no, lethargy.
Speaker 2: No, we have to have some options.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, So we're going to go with either Mesania
Speaker 3: or Desania.
Speaker 2: Sannia? Was that not Peter Andre's song?
Speaker 3: And that was insane?
Speaker 2: I'm going to go for that anyway.
Speaker 3: You are correct.
Speaker 6: For that?
Speaker 3: Is that is the official term for difficulty getting out
Speaker 3: of bed in the morning.
Speaker 2: Well, consider me decided. That's mighty interesting.
Speaker 3: But no done illegible handwriting that I think for that.
Speaker 3: But that's all for this.
Speaker 2: That's all for this week. Okay, it's a thirty three
Speaker 2: minute episode. Who cares?
Speaker 3: I'll after I after there's some fluid over there? Where
Speaker 3: is the fluid on.
Speaker 2: The desk in the big bottles? Oh god, one second,
Speaker 2: I'll pass you some of this fluid than they are. Oh,
Speaker 2: there's plenty, there be lots more.
Speaker 3: Oh what have you got today for us? Mike?
Speaker 8: Well, I have glary, scary eyes.
Speaker 2: Normal, very scary, I say normal. I have a story
Speaker 2: about dating beyond the grave.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, one's.
Speaker 2: Put twenty p in me for a while.
Speaker 8: It's a lie.
Speaker 2: You're watching our best bits, the good, the bad, and
Speaker 2: the occasionally for me, what do you think back over
Speaker 2: the past year. I think of all the things that
Speaker 2: we've done, what's been your least favorite?
Speaker 5: Right now, right now, very second, this very very moment
Speaker 5: in time. I'll never get that back.
Speaker 2: About a couple of weeks ago when you got drunk
Speaker 2: and then go let's have a nice Paul and after
Speaker 2: meals to smell done.
Speaker 3: I was like booze. I was like, taste that booze.
Speaker 2: It tastes like alcohol.
Speaker 3: Boos and alcohol all our con tastes.
Speaker 2: Say, doesn't this taste lovely?
Speaker 3: How many bottles are that did you bring? Man?
Speaker 2: Just before?
Speaker 3: Just the four?
Speaker 2: Because I was I was flaying like within Europe. So
Speaker 2: oh a hundred mills has to fit in the plastic bag?
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay.
Speaker 2: I took out my little plastic bag with all the
Speaker 2: tooth toothpaste and all that sort of stuff. Loop came
Speaker 2: back with just booze, just booze. Yeah, all of the
Speaker 2: tortures were left behind.
Speaker 3: All the little miniatures. So do you have a little
Speaker 3: poet before you get a better aneth to send you
Speaker 3: up to Bobby's.
Speaker 2: No nom normally.
Speaker 3: But that's almost the end of the show for now.
Speaker 2: Don't forget. You can find us on at the cud
Speaker 2: TV on your social media networks. Thanks for watching. We'll
Speaker 2: see you all soon.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was very interesting. Yes, thanks for watching. No,
Speaker 3: do that again? Do that again?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I'm drunk again. I said something very witty.
Speaker 2: Everybody laughed and everybody moved on. It's unusual. Oh hello,
Speaker 2: and welcome to Chewing the cud.
Speaker 3: How are you doing, Lee, I'm doing fair to middling.
Speaker 2: Oh no, the mics are on the wrong side.
Speaker 3: Not mic is on the wrong mine as well.
Speaker 2: You're putting on now.
Speaker 8: Now it's back.
Speaker 2: It's about a Florida man who has been arrested after
Speaker 2: having sex with an ice pack. So, gentlemen, Terry Major's
Speaker 2: called up the emergency services saying he's having problems breathing. Right,
Speaker 2: I needed to send an ambulance, right, So he sent
Speaker 2: an ambulance and when they arrived, he dropped his trousers
Speaker 2: and used an ice pack as a flashlight kind of
Speaker 2: idea in front of the first respond us who called
Speaker 2: the police because he was it's gross indecency and the
Speaker 2: police went, yeah, you can't do that and arrested him.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow that happened.
Speaker 8: But you can literally.
Speaker 2: Google a Florida man and at any dates and I'll
Speaker 2: call with a suggestion, Well, second is a grand to
Speaker 2: take a photo of because he's proud.
Speaker 3: It's for the social medis.
Speaker 2: This is why you Muscu destroyed Twitter pictures like this.
Speaker 2: This is why we are moscues destroyed Twitter because of
Speaker 2: pictures like this.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fly a right. Where would you
Speaker 3: like them?
Speaker 2: I've lost my list.
Speaker 3: There's a list.
Speaker 2: There's a list of things she's going to say because
Speaker 2: this is real, honestly, because wegi boards aren't again, were
Speaker 2: reminded by Mattel Okay, you know, just after the sewerage leaks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just it's I need I'm just gonna calm myself.
Speaker 5: It's the equivalent of that American woman that makes things
Speaker 5: wrong on purpose to wind people or other coup of
Speaker 5: lady or putting things in like boiling. Just no, you
Speaker 5: do now on purpose? What I would have liked to
Speaker 5: have seen. So the rage has taken me now I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna have to lake is that a shark would
Speaker 5: have would have come right out of the water and
Speaker 5: bitter head off and gone, oh spicy and then sank.
Speaker 3: Beneath one of those same was talking, yes, choosing not
Speaker 3: to enable that discussion, enable.
Speaker 2: That you put jam on in bread under.
Speaker 3: A toaster's cutting into my showby's time. So there's been
Speaker 3: shows still work.
Speaker 5: No the last so Danny Beard, it has been, has
Speaker 5: been proclaimed the new national treasure after appearing on Lorraine
Speaker 5: and questioning where she was. So so Danny Beard was
Speaker 5: obviously he won the last season of The Great UK.
Speaker 2: Was the last one of the one before that.
Speaker 3: It was the last one because he's doing the extra show. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so he won the last one, which is four.
Speaker 2: We're on five now because he was in the same
Speaker 2: one as Thinging, wasn't.
Speaker 3: He So we had the Vivian Lawrence Cheney.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, yeah, okay, yeah, I got confused with.
Speaker 5: The Okay, So he was on Lorraine being interviewed about
Speaker 5: drag Race. And this was kind of like in half term,
Speaker 5: and so first of all, he didn't know what show
Speaker 5: he was on. So he was on with Christine Lampard
Speaker 5: and he was kind of like saying, he said something
Speaker 5: about it.
Speaker 3: We wanted to talk. He said, oh, am, I allowed
Speaker 3: to swear on this morning, and she went no, and
Speaker 3: we're on Lorraine, and so that there he is chesting
Speaker 3: to Christi a Lampard and then he went Lorraine, where
Speaker 3: is she? And there was this sort of confidence.
Speaker 5: So basically everybody has there's this elephant in the room
Speaker 5: that Lorraine has it written in her contract ever since
Speaker 5: she started doing this that all the school holidays she
Speaker 5: has off. Her child is now in her thirties, so
Speaker 5: it doesn't really need to have the.
Speaker 2: Half twins off waiting for grandchildren.
Speaker 5: He said, he said, he said, she's off, she's off again,
Speaker 5: and he had, I mean kids aren't even in school
Speaker 5: no more.
Speaker 3: It was like twenty nine.
Speaker 5: And obviously that the Presida couldn't comment, so she went
Speaker 5: it's confusing, isn't it, before before bursting out laughing, and
Speaker 5: Tony was Jackie, well, that's me never being allowed back
Speaker 5: on the show.
Speaker 2: But yeah, which one?
Speaker 4: Which was?
Speaker 5: He basically has said what everybody else has been thinking
Speaker 5: for decades. Why is she off on half term in
Speaker 5: school holidays when her child's in her forties.
Speaker 2: We've just had ten years on.
Speaker 3: She's got she's she's got a good deal there.
Speaker 2: What I love is the fact that she she's not Lorraine,
Speaker 2: she's the character Lorraine. Well, yeah, as a tactic, Yes,
Speaker 2: I think that's brilliant.
Speaker 3: Well we can get away with what she's clearly getting away.
Speaker 2: Away with it, and she's no, it's a character in
Speaker 2: real life. I have the same name.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that's what she says. Well, she doesn't say that,
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying anyway. I just was an amusing
Speaker 3: little tippit.
Speaker 2: I would put National Treasure on there, perhaps, wouldn't witty
Speaker 2: witty comedy in the moment, yes, yes, yeah, not.
Speaker 3: At the moment.
Speaker 8: You turn off, turn off you, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: We've got.
Speaker 8: Next.
Speaker 2: It's a conslot mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: You get that, you get the first spur of the
Speaker 3: jazz talent, the talent Jez.
Speaker 2: Mostly dust, the creme de la creme.
Speaker 10: M now Louis Armstrong down the earpiece, I see trees.
Speaker 2: Color blind Louis arms don't.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 2: We didn't see trees of anything any color. You just
Speaker 2: saw great trees. RESI is too the color blind.
Speaker 3: He was color blind. Okay, let's do one more because
Speaker 3: I'm losing the will.
Speaker 2: Oh well, take me, take me, kill me.
Speaker 5: Okay, ghost doll Scary went away and now she's back. Chucky,
Speaker 5: not Chucky, not female version the.
Speaker 2: Bride of Chucky. Now, both of those are horror films.
Speaker 3: Both of them are horror films. Thank you, but you're
Speaker 3: not the ones that I want.
Speaker 8: Thought you're gonna get No, do you know what?
Speaker 3: Do you know? What? Where is it? Where's my scream?
Speaker 3: And that's the end of that.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, great, thanks lently. Yeah, it's still me because
Speaker 2: it's a different than a normal program. Yeah, the other took.
Speaker 3: The course.
Speaker 6: See what is that sound?
Speaker 2: Oh great, thanks lautly. That was fun. Difference between ten
Speaker 2: years and twenty five is quite big. Anyway, stick around
Speaker 2: because the autocuse moving. I don't know now what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to chewing the cud. Some of my favorite
Speaker 2: things have been when I'm going to say that Lee
Speaker 2: gets things right, very rarely happens with the face.
Speaker 8: What is with that face.
Speaker 3: I'm just not appreciated in my own time. It's fine,
Speaker 3: you're not appreciating your own time or future.
Speaker 8: Times in the past or in the past the other time.
Speaker 2: Through my ring and so I had to take my
Speaker 2: ring off to get.
Speaker 3: The good just torsking, it's such a pasty bustard.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have done the bananas.
Speaker 3: Oh we can mention, then we have because we have
Speaker 3: some feedback. Have we positive from who?
Speaker 6: Pole doesn't count.
Speaker 3: He's block from watching this ship.
Speaker 2: How would we have had feedback if it hadn't gone
Speaker 2: out already.
Speaker 5: I may have posted a photograph as the as the
Speaker 5: episode was aired. I may have posted a photograph, and
Speaker 5: we've had to consider.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll just keep it, keep it.
Speaker 2: Just just looking at what these what les lies Lee's found.
Speaker 2: Reese doesn't count as feedback. He likes everything.
Speaker 3: I think there's more than just one feedback.
Speaker 2: Also, Stacey loves everything.
Speaker 3: These are the people that watch my two people don't
Speaker 3: alienate the fans.
Speaker 2: This is Dave Brooker and his pets. Two year old
Speaker 2: Turkey Tea two T two. Turkey Tea two, not just
Speaker 2: Tea two. It's called Turkey too because it's his second.
Speaker 3: One Oh, okay, what did he eat? The first one died?
Speaker 3: Then did he eat it?
Speaker 2: Doesn't say I think he hate it?
Speaker 8: He's not you.
Speaker 2: Free turkey?
Speaker 3: There? Is he a farmer?
Speaker 2: Not a farmer?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 3: Is he American?
Speaker 2: Is English?
Speaker 6: Is he?
Speaker 3: And he goes to the dentist with.
Speaker 2: Him, even he goes shopping with it, goes everywhere with him.
Speaker 3: Is it? Is it one of those help animals? Is
Speaker 3: it classed as one of.
Speaker 2: Those emotional support and let me see if he's an emotional.
Speaker 5: If it's not, then you ain't going to be bringing
Speaker 5: that turkey in the supermarket. Don't be bringing it in
Speaker 5: my doctor's surgery.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't say he has raised it from a
Speaker 2: chick and she's like my child. It is what Dave says,
Speaker 2: what's with the face? What were you thinking?
Speaker 3: Then I'm not saying anything. If I don't know, he's
Speaker 3: not ury turkeys like his child. Okay, well, I hope
Speaker 3: they're both very happy. You genuinely think that he's I
Speaker 3: don't think he's. I don't think he's You don't think he's. Well,
Speaker 3: I know, I don't think that there is a but
Speaker 3: you know, who's to say? You know whatever?
Speaker 5: Whatever flows about If you think of Turkey is a
Speaker 5: valid pet, go for it. They're very happy together.
Speaker 2: I'm sure they will be very happy together for a
Speaker 2: very long time, or until Christmas. And that's all from
Speaker 2: the bus This.
Speaker 5: Week two thousand and four and one hundred and twenty
Speaker 5: nine million dollars at the world wide box office. We've
Speaker 5: got a picture of the new cast that are going
Speaker 5: to be in the musical. I don't know any of
Speaker 5: their names.
Speaker 3: I don't like they're going to play Well, the high schoolers,
Speaker 3: aren't they.
Speaker 2: But normally when they get people to play high school
Speaker 2: they're in the mid forties.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, I say that. None of these are in
Speaker 5: the mid forties. I don't know who's going to play who.
Speaker 5: I haven't researched. It's not a clue, not a clue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't care. I'm not keen on this. I
Speaker 3: don't think I will be going to see it unless
Speaker 3: it has good music otherwise.
Speaker 2: But or for that, you just have to listen to
Speaker 2: the Mean Girl soundtrack't you.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so yeah, that's coming out. But I think we're
Speaker 5: quite interesting to kind of see what the cast looks like.
Speaker 5: Now the original cast from the film r right now
Speaker 5: so we've got a we've got a montage of of
Speaker 5: of how they look.
Speaker 3: So that's so bottom corner. Gretchen Wiener, a character.
Speaker 8: Not not a real name.
Speaker 2: Now she she's she's aged, well, she's aged.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 5: Then we've got we've got Daniel Franziazi, who people might
Speaker 5: know a lot from drag Race. He's done a lot
Speaker 5: on drag races quite often. I guessed judge on drag Race.
Speaker 2: Not a bit Barry.
Speaker 3: I can see the vibe, a bit of an Italian.
Speaker 2: Let him bit in my mouth.
Speaker 3: I don't want keep saying that.
Speaker 5: And then then we've got Jonathan Bennett, who played the
Speaker 5: love interest. Coincidentally, both Daniel and Jonathan are homosexual, and.
Speaker 2: He also does a cake show.
Speaker 3: He does do a cake show.
Speaker 2: So it's got win win.
Speaker 3: Which is bac and gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: They make like really horrible cakes that falter pieces. Yeah.
Speaker 3: And then of course we've got Lindsay Lohand who now
Speaker 3: looks like a unwrapped mummy. Bless her.
Speaker 2: You know when you find a chocolate has been in
Speaker 2: the car, right like a minature hero kind of thing,
Speaker 2: like a bounty. Yeah, and it's been in when it's
Speaker 2: got hot and it got cold up in the tops,
Speaker 2: a bit melted and a bit weird.
Speaker 3: But feah, yeah, I mean she's had a trials and tribulations.
Speaker 2: She has had a tough life, and I think she's recently.
Speaker 3: Had a little baby.
Speaker 5: Number ten one two three, size five, the one with
Speaker 5: the number ten on it, I don't know, it's for there.
Speaker 3: And then another one there.
Speaker 2: The one with the number ten on it. Not the
Speaker 2: number of them, No, I know.
Speaker 3: But I don't know what you're saying.
Speaker 8: That one there, Yeah, but not the.
Speaker 2: Black label, not the white label, the one in the middle.
Speaker 2: That one there, What do you want.
Speaker 3: Me to do with it?
Speaker 8: Not that one?
Speaker 2: That one?
Speaker 3: That one? Thanks? Any quick swig?
Speaker 1: Nice?
Speaker 2: That's the story about a doctor who's basically helps one
Speaker 2: that was wearing contacts.
Speaker 5: I'm not I don't like this story, and I know,
Speaker 5: but is it that she had like fifty seven pairs
Speaker 5: of lenses in her art?
Speaker 3: How many did you have?
Speaker 2: Any?
Speaker 3: Three? Not looking at it? Not looking at it because
Speaker 3: it's disgusting. I've seen this. I'm not looking at I
Speaker 3: don't look, don't look. And if it comes on there, okay.
Speaker 2: So doctor is forced from with twenty three contact lenses
Speaker 2: that have been stuck in the woman's eye and had
Speaker 2: never seen anything like it. This lady is from Newport
Speaker 2: Beach in California.
Speaker 5: So what did she She couldn't get them out, so
Speaker 5: she just put another one and did that affect her
Speaker 5: vision in any ways.
Speaker 2: And blurry she couldn't see. She thought she needed a
Speaker 2: new prescription. As they're doing the eye testing went oh no,
Speaker 2: it's not.
Speaker 3: She a bit stupid.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying yes. But the doctor basically had to
Speaker 2: just get them out. They were looking at it and
Speaker 2: went on another's one there. So they got a cute
Speaker 2: out here because they're very thin can and they go round,
Speaker 2: so they don't just like to sit at the front,
Speaker 2: not like putting on top of each other. They've gone
Speaker 2: underneath and all. So they've gone over here. So if
Speaker 2: you're looking for that, I don't want to do it
Speaker 2: as you do it, I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to look at it my eyes. I don't
Speaker 3: want to And so they had to pull them all out.
Speaker 2: So they just to pull them down. That is discussion.
Speaker 2: Don't feel them moving about. They stunk twenty three Oh no,
Speaker 2: because because.
Speaker 5: No one after the twenty seven pairs. I'm not looking
Speaker 5: at them I'm not looking at I'm looking at them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to twenty three pairs.
Speaker 3: I'm not looking at that one either. I'm not looking
Speaker 3: at it. I don't enjoy it. There was a thing.
Speaker 5: There was something on Facebook and I thought, well, you
Speaker 5: know when you get like the stories and you think, oh,
Speaker 5: what's that weird and you click on anything?
Speaker 3: Whyever? And there was there was not human. It was
Speaker 3: a lizard. And you know how lizards like shed their skin. Well,
Speaker 3: this lizard hadn't been able to shed the skin on
Speaker 3: its eyeball right, and they peeled it off.
Speaker 2: Oh that was disgusting, didn't you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then they pulled it out and it was horrible.
Speaker 2: When they pulled they did the doctor Pinmple pop kin think,
Speaker 2: and they dig in and pull. I don't enjoy them
Speaker 2: grown hairs and things. You can't stop watching them, can you.
Speaker 3: I don't watch that to pump. It makes me sick,
Speaker 3: but that kind of.
Speaker 2: Want to get a hair and you see them pull
Speaker 2: out and it keeps going and they end up having.
Speaker 5: Because I don't watch them. I only watched that lizard
Speaker 5: thing because I wasn't quite sure what it was. And
Speaker 5: then I realized, so I didn't enjoy that, Mike, thank you, Okay,
Speaker 5: don't want that. I would have put the jelly first
Speaker 5: and then the yoga. But still I think you'll you'll,
Speaker 5: you'll agree it is pleasing on the eye.
Speaker 2: And think I will. No, No, I don't think I will.
Speaker 3: This is this is something that when you go on
Speaker 3: like an expensive cruise.
Speaker 2: No whatever, the next words out of your mouth are, no.
Speaker 8: It's true.
Speaker 3: They do this kind of thing on cruise ships.
Speaker 2: No they don't, they do.
Speaker 3: No, they don't they do, Mike.
Speaker 2: No one in the history of the world has done this.
Speaker 5: They have, and we done it. Now we've recreated it,
Speaker 5: and there we go. That's that's I'm I'm I'm pretty
Speaker 5: much impressed by that anyway, don't glare.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for watching, and we will see
Speaker 2: you all in the new year. Oh, thank you for watching,
Speaker 2: and we'll see you all soon.
Speaker 8: Bye bye bye bye bye you.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 3: Can I be a