Speaker 1: Wien literally says that he is being accosted by these
fucking haggard old women who have nothing going on. Because
they have nothing going on, I.
Speaker 2: Think he may be the most hated bos.
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of Bad TV.
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Speaker 3: Okay, why are you doing that?
Speaker 2: Well, I did it last year too. I invited a
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music festival.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I got there. What time did it start?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 3: I think I got there at eight? You did? You
showed up late?
Speaker 2: I think we were the band was breaking down the
equipment when you arrived.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, just how I like it?
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Speaker 1: All right, well we're here to talk about below Deck.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't know it, but we're here to talk about
below Deck.
Speaker 1: When an episode, it was we finally got the punches, Huh,
we finally wanted I.
Speaker 2: Wanted to understand why he was trying to break a
clauset apart.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think he broke his hand.
Speaker 2: Hmm.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I was a pretty ferocious punch.
Speaker 2: Do we have any housekeeping? Oh?
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you get you take care of it.
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Speaker 1: I think that's great. Why don't you just give it
a shot.
Speaker 2: For one month? Uh? And then we have no thank you.
We have The Valley coming up in like two weeks.
It's going to be an amazing season. I love the cast. Uh,
it's gonna be a fun ride. We'll be doing that
with Ruby. And then what else were we covered? Dyll uh?
Speaker 3: The Uh? We're also covering up Mike.
Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: Such a fun episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, dyl if I may, can I give my
thoughts and notts first here?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course.
Speaker 2: Okay. When I saw them start the episode with Johnny
punching the closets, uh, and then they said and they
cut to sixteen hours earlier, I was concerned because generally
that means you don't have the goods in editing. You go,
I'll give the audience a bunch of stuff up front
so that it's a shit episode, and then we'll just
get to the end of the episode and we'll have
tricked the audience into thinking what they watch was actually good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was completely wrong, right, I love this episode. I
will put this episode. Uh, some people may disagree with me.
I'll get some pushback the annals of blow Deck history
as a top ten episode, and I'll tell you why.
The last two minutes of this episode were epic. Oh yeah,
v Han, you knew what you were doing. Of course,
you are a pig. You need to see a therapist
because something is wrong with you. Being a player is
one thing. Allowing a girl to unknowingly getting your bed
thinking you were someone else is insane.
Speaker 1: You know, he got hard. You are you know he
got pricked up. I don't mean to be crass, but
he is disgusting.
Speaker 2: You are a scumback now, Johnny was punching the closet.
He should been landing direct punches on your fucking skull.
Speaker 3: Million percent.
Speaker 2: I hate this guy, me too, and what makes it.
Speaker 3: Somebody you hate? Now? Listen, listen, we know that the
sea rats. Listen. Excuse me.
Speaker 2: I don't care what he thinks. Vhn. I will fucking
do a boxing match.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, take it easy, Okay, this is it's
not a threat of violence.
Speaker 3: It's a threat of No, you're not. We're threatening charity.
Speaker 1: Okay, if you guys box, it'll be for a good
cause and it'll be fun. Now, when we say we hate,
we inn, we hate this iteration of.
Speaker 2: Ween oh because we can evolve and grow.
Speaker 1: Well, not weih in. I don't think it's you know.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's thirty seven and a half, right, very.
Speaker 3: Small chance of it.
Speaker 1: But should people change their character, uh, persona and identity completely,
maybe we won't hate that. But this current version, my god,
what a scumbag fuck pig?
Speaker 2: Think about this and then I I love the whole
What did I do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Johnny, what did I do?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Uh, you knew who that was crawling in that bed
and you didn't tell her? Hey, this is this is
not Johnny? Okay, yeah, mind blown, mind blown. I've seen
some scumbag boastins on this show. But he takes the
uh he takes the gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to ask, you know, gold medal ribbon.
I mean, would Gary even do this? I think he might,
but like he might, he also might not.
Speaker 3: I don't know. This was bad.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this well one hundred and two knots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how could you not?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it one hundred and one knots. I'm
gonna give it one hundred and one knots. And you
know we've talked about Corolla do Deville before, just.
Speaker 3: One of them.
Speaker 1: I mean, really, you can't come up with a more
depraved character if you tried. I mean, I don't know,
I don't even think, Like you know, Salon wouldn't mind
if he killed puppies, but he wouldn't want to skin
them for a garment.
Speaker 2: That's what version of that film did that happen?
Speaker 1: What the well, sorry, Mortal Kombat is going off behind me.
We just got a New Mortal Kombat. I'll turn it off.
But Crell Deville, that's her, Those are her me, those
are her aims.
Speaker 3: She wants a nice jacket.
Speaker 2: We're talking to a yah.
Speaker 1: The thing that I love the most about this episode
and I don't know if if we need to leave
space for this, but we have big time Chiron action tonight.
Speaker 2: Lots big time Kyros from Summerhouse got jumped on this
project late. Yeah, lots of time stamps. It's lots of
time and they're very important, right because I need to
know that it's ten twenty six pm.
Speaker 1: And you say that sarcastically, but I do, I really
do ask the question, like.
Speaker 3: But what is what is the creative choice?
Speaker 2: I can tell you some idiot in a production room
would say this builds tension because we're leading up to
the event of the punching.
Speaker 1: Well obviously, but I'm wondering how you could possibly think that.
But anyways, one hundred and one pots for me, one
hundred and two from Pat amazing episode.
Speaker 2: Also, I want to talk about the back channeling and
shit talking that took place late in the episode. My god,
there has to be a word for this in the
Sea rat lore, where no one actually benefits from doing
the things they're.
Speaker 1: Doing circular firing, except.
Speaker 2: They're creating chaos for no reason. And I would argue
this is a work environment unless chaos means a more
productive environment. So why do it? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Well, sea rats are going to sea rat okay, And
that's why this episode is SSS is so fantastic. The
sea Rats are in full form, I mean, frontal hangs,
frontal thanks, things on the nails that would why you
in a hospital.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just perfect. This season is it's perfect good.
Speaker 2: This is a perfect season.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: So we pick up with Wee Hand. He's really pretty
rip shit pissed off. He's blaming everyone, and he's saying,
you know, like, can you know, can you can you
fucking believe these these Can you believe these fucking prunes?
Speaker 3: You know? At the j Ban's like, hey man, what
the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yes? So him dropping a dime on Laura and I
believe Harry uh to Captain Jason and then Captain Jason.
I love this guy. That's why I hated Captain Lee
so much. These new captains, they got their ship together.
They actually know how to manage.
Speaker 1: Other than that, and Jason as you know, plowed his
ship into him.
Speaker 2: But he's learned from it, right, He hasn't seen a
mirror in a couple of weeks because that fucking rattail
makes him look ridiculous. But other than that, okay, okay,
he tells Vhan to take extreme ownership of and get
his ship together, and so what does we and do?
Upon hearing this, while he approaches Harry and essentially tells him, hey, man,
you're screwing up. You're causing me a lot of grief. Yeah,
which is the exact opposite of taking ownership of your team.
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah. The we man has very conflicting instructions too.
Speaker 2: For Harry, it was like a bit of who's on first?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an avant Costello routine of morning routine.
So Harry is very confused because Wind is in a
vengeful place. He's spewing nonsense. He's saying clean the tike
at night, and then clean it at night in the
morning and detail it in the morning when it's dark out,
And Harry's like, what is what?
Speaker 2: So you want me to hit it with the water
in the morning. No, I just told you clean it
at night. Oh okay, So I appreciate how Harry had
said about Johan. Johan he was also a womanizing pig,
but at least he had better management.
Speaker 1: It was a great manager. But you know, that's another
sick puppy. Now we take pictures of Karen's ass. You
you would say asshole, right, and we move on to
I guess shit talking hair bear. You know, Okay, Ween
can't stand Harry because Harry should have taken care of this.
Ween was working his ass off, sucking down warm milk
with a Dare, and Harry should have because he's so
he's so tapped right now, He's drinking so much warm
milk and so many bottles of water that he can't
manage everything well.
Speaker 2: Also though, but he had said he was managing and
had looked at the checklist. But we look at the
film and he the only thing he was checking out
was a Dare's breast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was really looking.
Speaker 1: Now, Lara, Lara heads up and she drops a dime,
a couple dimes of her own. Laura has a lot
of info on this butt.
Speaker 3: I mean, she's the you know, the chiefs too.
Speaker 1: I'm fine with her dropping a dime on Wihen, but
not so on Marina.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm telling you this is circular firing squad. Well,
you have to have a plan if you can talk shit.
Speaker 1: Marina goes up to said firing squad and the jay
Man's like, you know, we got to talk about you
calling me your boss, the head of the ship, a
pathetic little wimp last week or whatever you said, and
they move on from that very quickly. She does, in
fact take extreme ownership. But there's also this laundry service.
Speaker 2: She just want to live in the laundry dungeon. I
understand that she wants to grow past that now, dyl
I do want to digress for a second.
Speaker 3: Ye.
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Johnny bus Vhan's balls for flirting with Zarena quite
a bit. And Vahn has a reason for this, and
it's quite a reason. It's apparently it's a tradition in
South Africa to make out with everyone, even on the lips.
Everybody knows that I'm gonna use that. Yeah, did you
make up with my sister?
Speaker 3: Do you mean saying hi?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm from South Africa?
Speaker 1: Come on now, yeah, anyway, what a fuck?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna use that South African thing.
Speaker 1: And I've known I have friends that do this.
Speaker 3: Okay, they they they.
Speaker 1: Just keep everything that they can as hot as possible, right,
because you never know when you're gonna need to jump
out of the planet midcre bad.
Speaker 2: All right, So breakfast is staggered, and that's because Cindy
the primary is taking her damn time, and that causes
quite the wrinkle. Now we've seen this Dylan in the
work environment. We also seen an idiot punch walls because
he's angry. Remember that moron Bett.
Speaker 1: You've asked me seventy three times.
Speaker 2: I hate that guy so much. And that was so insight.
Speaker 1: I do remember, Okay, I remember that he punched a
wall many times.
Speaker 3: I was I was like, I can't believe this. Maybe
this is crazy.
Speaker 1: And what it was over too, I mean it was
I think we were talking about packing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't talking about someone.
Speaker 3: But anyways, audience doesn't know.
Speaker 2: Lara is upset because she is the face of service,
so she has to explain to the paying gas why
breakfast is not in fact.
Speaker 1: Well, and before we get to the staggered breakfast, these
guests have quite a bit of a performance review for Laura.
You know, they think she's kind of a pushy be right,
and so there's almost like kind of a test administer
to Laura. We only want hard boiled eggs and bread. Okay,
we do not want the entire breakfast. We only want
hard boiled eggs and bread. And Laura, you know, I
think she's pretty competent in her station, but this was insane.
You cannot tell Serena to audible when the chilichilles are
doused in sauce.
Speaker 2: Well, that was her point. She doesn't understand the importance
of timing in the culinary arts.
Speaker 1: But this is beyond an importance of timing. This is like, well,
obviously right, because the chilichillies are covered in sauce. If
we're to extend these even ten minutes, they'll become something
that is just disgustingly soggy.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just gross.
Speaker 1: So I like we get to tenders and more Weighan
and Harry fighting. Harry's trying to tender toe one tender
toe next to other tender.
Speaker 2: Now this is where I have v hands back. You
do that. He's your boss, and he wants it done
a specific way. I love Harry. Harry was amazing, He's
been amazing, but this little fight over the radio. It's
he told you to do it a specific way. Do
it the way he told you to do Why you're
fighting back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Harry didn't like that guy. No, no, no, he.
Speaker 1: Don't like that guy at all. No, he does not
any anytime he can poke and broad a little bit.
Speaker 3: Now he's going to.
Speaker 2: Take I'd love to see Harry become a Boson.
Speaker 1: I think he will. I think he will. He might
be a little too young for that much responsibility. I
don't know.
Speaker 3: I think he could do it.
Speaker 1: So we get a quick shot of Wehen trying to
flirt with Alicia. More on that at ten, and we
move on Ezra Miller and Ponytail. Doesn't this kid look
like Azra Miller?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he kidnapped a Native American child and
fled with her.
Speaker 2: We're talking about the youngest dude, which we can't figure out.
How the fuck these people all know each other?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did you catch that? Uh? We were supposed to have
coron Olympius on. We're running late today. Uh it was
it would be pointless because we'd have nothing to ask.
Speaker 3: Okay, but.
Speaker 2: We've learned that none of these people actually know each other.
Speaker 3: Did we I mean, I I uh, sorry to be
no ant, but I mean, I don't really care how.
Speaker 2: They meant a week before this vacation, clearly Karen and
her sister know each other, but this grouping is one
of those odd word you guys can't scrape together eighteen
fucking grand but you can't get seven people that you
know to show up to this thing. You got to
like meet each other.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get it. It's upsetting. Now we get
our first chirra of the day I think.
Speaker 1: Was twenty three oh seven, Okay, and there is a
real blood feud bubbling between Weihen and Harry at this point.
Speaker 2: It's continuing, guess, I mean it is thick. So the
tip is, well, guests depart. Was it Harry or Captain Jason?
So the primary says, hey, guys, we'll have you to
hang out and party in Miami anytime. And someone said,
no fucking way, I'm gonna fucking hang out with them
in Miami. Yea, was that Harry? I think it was
Harry because I just love him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hair Bear is the best hair Bear. Oh my gosh,
I'm with Johnny when we so here he crawl broke
by hold that was by.
Speaker 2: Johnny Johnny is secretly now I know he had a
rough first couple episodes because we couldn't figure out who
the hell he was or what he was doing. Sorry
to jump ahead him saying at the tail end of
this episode, you guys are all fake. I like, that
is a real moment right there, but you captured. I
love that.
Speaker 1: Anyways, I don't know why he had to extend it
to everybody on the boat, because he's just really angry.
Speaker 2: But okay, so this is why the next episode hopefully
is great. Alicia, she he doesn't really give her the
time to explain what the hell is happening. She's still
trying to process this as well. That this is why
this is like such an interesting dynamic that took place
in the last this is the episode.
Speaker 3: Fuck an awesome season.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's an awesome season. I want to know
where this goes, because clearly he can't blame her for
this yet I think he's so bothered.
Speaker 1: Well, he's probably just confused as fuck. It looks like
he got hit with pepper spray emotional pepper spray.
Speaker 2: Right, and so I don't think I hope he doesn't
blame Alicia for this at all. But I think in
a little part if you, if we're being real, I
think he looks at her now that she's been touched
by this scumbag. I'm just speaking speaking Greek Greek. Is
he may go now I don't want anything to do
with her either.
Speaker 1: Well, I think hopefully he figures it out, and I
hopefully Weihan is fired for this, because tomorrow morning there's
going to be a revolution aboard this vessel. The proletariat
will rise and then will go up to hot ass
captain and go.
Speaker 3: No more. He'd be no more.
Speaker 2: So this is where you have cameras that see this,
because in any other world where this takes place, the
hand plays dumb. I had a couple of drinks. I
didn't know. I thought it was Who is he going
to say he thought crawled up in that bed?
Speaker 3: Not sure?
Speaker 2: And if you're trying to analyze a scumbag like this,
how did you think this was going to go down? Johnny,
just like I don't know, leaves the ship and goes
out to dinner for two hours.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, but we're gonna get there. It's so juicy, Yeah,
it's so juicy. Impulse jump ahead. But Anyways, we get
the tip. It's twenty five grand, and the helmet goes
to absolutely no one, and I got yeah, I think
a dare voluntarily.
Speaker 2: She wanted it because she didn't want to have to
listen to him talk about egg far Honestly, really, I
think she'd rather be on Epstein's Island than to listen
to him.
Speaker 1: Talk about She's far too old for Epstein's Island. But listen,
Captain j Man needs to wield this. I mean, this
is this is a fun wrinkle. Let's weaponize the helmet
and let's let her fly. Okay, you're sheathing this too often,
but Harry and wee and have a little chat. Laura
and Big Red have a chat.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna let me give the tip. And people
love when I say the tips.
Speaker 3: I said the tip twenty.
Speaker 2: Five grand, they get nineteen twenty each.
Speaker 3: Okay, So.
Speaker 1: Ween and Johnny are chatting in the bunks, and this
is like kind of the the appetizer of all of
this sea rats just getting together and talking about the
other people. But Ween and Johnny talking This is where
like Willen's not only like a disloyal, deceitful, emotionally manipulative
compig but he's also so misogynistic because in this moment.
Speaker 2: That is a guy that used to be on in
Dylan's childhood my twenties, where he would tell men how
to treat women.
Speaker 3: And he would tell women what was wrong with them.
Speaker 4: That's right, dear.
Speaker 2: You know what happens with women.
Speaker 4: They get old.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: You know everywhere a seed bread and it's expired. Nobody
wants it, so the bread wants to be bought. It'll
do anything, right, but you go get him sun.
Speaker 1: Let's see the problem with the bread is it's got
nothing going on.
Speaker 2: It's bored.
Speaker 1: Ween literally says that he is being accosted by these
fucking haggard old women who have nothing going on because
they have nothing going on.
Speaker 2: I think he may be the most hated Bosa.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 2: Okay. Then what he does minutes later is he greets Zarena.
He hugs her, and I believe he grabs her ass
with both hands. Yeah, but it's okay because he's South African. Yeah, uh, honey,
I know you're upset. I had sex with your sister
and your mother, But where I come from, it's normal life. Yeah,
this South African.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know I can't stand Jesse Solomon from somewhere
I was recovering at a patron There's a lovable quality
to him, but as a guy, you just see the
calling everybody hot kind of thing, and it's very, very annoying.
This is a very extreme example of that. Both hands
on the ass and next.
Speaker 2: And then kissing. Yeah, and this is four and a
half minutes before he's going on a date with the
girl that he has professed is the ones.
Speaker 3: Literally written a love letter to.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to get props to the casting.
Speaker 3: Oh, it's perfect well done. Date night with we In
and Adair.
Speaker 1: They talk about the beauty of California and the Great Lakes. Well,
the rest of the gang had out. Now Ada's not
really having a good time because she wants to be
at a bar watching the Sooners ripping Jim Beam or
something you know along those and we had basically just
kind of like.
Speaker 3: Euro trashing her to death.
Speaker 2: You know, he's bragging about how his boss bought a
car from a famous person from a music video or
some dumb shit. Okay, they do talk about California wine.
I don't know how they got on this goddamn subject. Yeah,
don't and I know the business Pino and Sharda right,
everything else is shit here.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I just think it's all shit. Oh yeah,
I can't.
Speaker 1: You know what I You know how I used to
love wine, and I still do love a good bottle
of wine.
Speaker 3: It's getting to me.
Speaker 1: I can't have wine anymore.
Speaker 2: It gives me a headache in the morning.
Speaker 1: No, like moments after I drink it.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, I can only drink like beer.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I can't drink wine anymore because it you
know the little story.
Speaker 1: But with how many units you get, can't you just
like even out bloatface.
Speaker 2: With you're referring to my drinking.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm referring to your your botox regimen. So
let's say you're drinking a bunch of wine, you get
a bloat face, right, can't you just go in there
and have them kind of.
Speaker 2: Like you can't take down the blow, You can only
cross out the lines and the wrinkles. Buddy, you can't.
And by the way, they ever figure out that problem,
That's when I'm gonna really explore my alcoholism.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like dance Dance Revolution.
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't wait I'm sure that technology is
around the corner.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So there is a scene here that's really important.
It plays a part in the final minutes of the episode. Yes,
Johnny and Alicia clearly bonding, feeling each other. They have
a conversation where she wants to ask permission if they
can cuttle later on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she says that, like at the boats
at some point, but.
Speaker 2: Well, it's right around this time, and so that is
a real sweet moment, which of course is sullied by
the ugly thing that transpires.
Speaker 3: Yea episode. Yeah, well we in an dare'state do not
go well.
Speaker 1: And while the gang is at dinner, he's texting with Serena.
Speaker 3: Now I love.
Speaker 2: Her for this because she is a world class shit
stir or two.
Speaker 1: Because Sorena brings this to the table and everyone is
just a guess at what a douchebag this guy is.
And we kind of dance around the table talking about
how we ends a douchebag. And we get to Alicia
and I think they asked her if he has been
flirtatious with her or if she would have got with him.
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't, I think, she announces upon hearing
that VHN had been texting Serena and playing the field
with everyone. She tells Johnny, this is a moment where
they're bonding. If you ever did this kind of behavior,
or I could never be with a guy who's in
playing the field with a bunch of girls, that's a
big turn off.
Speaker 1: Clearly it is, yeah, clearly, But well so, there are
a lot of back channeling and Deceit takes place after
we in and.
Speaker 2: They all meet, and then they all have the sig
and shit talking moment, which is basically Sea rats bonding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Johnny and Serena Serena talk.
Speaker 3: The main thrust of this is that Harry sucks.
Speaker 2: Okay, Serena, I know you listen. I cannot believe you
did this, but it was wonderful. She asks him she's
the one who's inquisitive about his relationship with people on
the vote and essentially kind of leads him up to
saying that he doesn't have initiative right. She then takes
that information and frames it as Johnny had said this
in a conversation Johnny.
Speaker 1: Johnny has Johnny said this to Wehen and Johnny's first,
Johnny's not a fan of Harry's work.
Speaker 2: But two and maybe I know how people take these
things to put it out there, that one could take
it as, oh, Johnny's actively talking shit about my work
ethic as opposed to someone asking his opinion in a
private conversation. Are two different.
Speaker 3: Things, Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1: But anyway, so the next chat is the girls, oh
getting together bounding or banding around a Dare and letting.
Speaker 2: Her know he's an ass smacker.
Speaker 3: He's an ass.
Speaker 1: Smacker, you know, just I mean, this guy, this is
why these these these little kinkies they fly too close
to the sun. I mean, how this idiot thinks he
can get away with this is wild to me.
Speaker 2: But think about this, delia us from a work dynamic.
Can you imagine if you're coworkers like you have to
you have to work with these people every day. And essentially,
Laura is imploding his relationship with a Dare by feeding
her this information. Again, We've said it a thousand times,
wonderful season, thank you for doing this. I'm just saying
this is going to implode this boat for the coming weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Wien has to go.
Speaker 1: That's the only fix to this that ain't happening. Oh yeah,
I'll bet you, mm hmm, I'll bet you.
Speaker 2: Okay, I might take that bet, but it would be
unfair to you.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I don't think you know fucking anything. You know,
you always get these fucking you get these little fucking
god this methodone drip.
Speaker 3: Of bullshit you get from the sea rats. Okay.
Speaker 2: It's not always right, No, clearly not.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: We we get bad information all the time.
Speaker 1: So okay, Johnny, can I really quickly? We And the
thing that's amazing to me is that he when I'm
talking about the kiddick or his shit, I don't understand
why he doesn't recognize it. And I think it's just
his chauvinism and his uh low expectations of women. How
you think you can walk through this boat and behave
to every single woman the exact same and not think
that they're going to kill you is bonkers to me.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's been working for him so far. Does
Marina hate him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Does Serena hate him?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's right. I think it's very wrong
and stupid, But I'm explaining why he continues in this
behavior and he hasn't paid the price for it yet.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit like a Scooby Doo villain, you know.
Speaker 1: I think he would have gotten away with it were
it not for this, uh, this bunk bed thing with Alicia.
Speaker 2: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't
for these rescue Peskysky kids.
Speaker 1: So Johnny loops weighing into the whole thing. Okay, this
is eleven o three pm.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes, yes, ooh. The tension is building. Yeah, okay,
I thought this was a bad move by Johnny tips
them off, says there's a ship storm headed your way,
and then he uh, I think he gives him like
a quote from Greek or something, tells them you need
to watch out because your enemies are closing in on
you or something. Sure, I don't know what it was.
I think he says, stop being so mean to women.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh something.
Speaker 2: Now. This is when Zorena is very busy here tonight.
She then back channels to Harry what Johnny said about him.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yeah, And I want.
Speaker 2: I wish we got to interview her now because I
want to ask her, what are you thinking in this moment?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she's just sea ratting, man, see ratting it up,
just sea ratting up.
Speaker 3: God, are these people all batting a thousand?
Speaker 1: So yeah, the ossip continues. We get back into the
vans and head back to the boats, and this is
where we get to a conversation between.
Speaker 3: Wehen and Harry.
Speaker 1: Now, this is I don't want to take the air
out of it, but if we can be a little
pocket protectory right now and talk about this conversation as
a boss to an employee.
Speaker 2: Let's break down the game.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: Ween knows that Harry has been dissatisfied with him openly.
Speaker 3: And essentially threatens.
Speaker 1: Him without revealing that he knows this about Harry. Not
really resolving anything, just threatening Harry.
Speaker 2: By the way, I love this kind of attempt at
conflict resolution. Yeah, you shut up, don't talk anymore, stop
doing what you're doing. Well, can we talk about it now?
I'm not going to talk anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's less conflict resolution and more kind of administering dominance,
and it's just it's wildly inappropriate and super unproductive. But
he tells Harry to be careful, and there is a
lot of tension in the bunk, and that's when Harry
kind of asks numerous times like what have I done?
Speaker 2: He does, and you have done some ship honestly.
Speaker 1: But when he asks to talk about it, Weighanne says no,
just that he'll kill him, and Harry goes upstairs.
Speaker 3: Poor hair sits down and uh, you know, let's.
Speaker 2: Tears run down his face.
Speaker 1: He's uh, he's a young man. And you know, Pat
and I are full supporters of men shedding tears. But
I think, uh, you know, listen, it's stressful, but listen,
it's it's just weird, you know, Hairbear, I think you're
gonna you're gonna watch this bag and go.
Speaker 3: Man, I was so young back then.
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, he will. It's worth mentioning everyone is
completely wasted. Sometimes we don't. Yeah, note that things really
have witching hour. Meanwhile, all the girls are up waiting
for these idiots in the jacuzzi, ready to hang out
and have a good time.
Speaker 1: It is so amazing the juxtaposition, I mean, narratively, this
this episode is just beautiful.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just perfect.
Speaker 2: It's Shakespearean. Yeah, I want to point out we An
is to blame on multiple levels. So Johnny is chasing
down Harry to squash this beef within their little department.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he comes up to Serena and Harry talking.
Speaker 2: And Harry doesn't want to talk and we'll get there.
But while he's doing that, that left that window open
for Alicia, who's looking for Johnny to cuddle walk into
that room.
Speaker 1: It's and again it's like kind of like a Scooby
Doo hall way, you know. But I was really happy
that Serena had clarified to John Oh no, no, no,
I don't hate ween because of what Harry said.
Speaker 3: I hate wean all on my own. So it's not
about the back channeling.
Speaker 1: Harry could unearth awful things that we have done.
Speaker 3: We already hate him.
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're just bonding, but Harry is whisked away
to bed.
Speaker 3: The girls are.
Speaker 2: Very protective, very protective.
Speaker 1: And that is when Johnny decides to call it quits
and heads downstairs.
Speaker 2: Well, there's an interesting part of this because I'd love
to see the layout of that boat. I love details
like this. Do you remember when Laura turns to Johnny
and tells him, you can't go this way, go the
other way, Go the other way. Another Shakespearean thing, all
created by Vhan in his horrible behavior. Yeah, forced to
walk around the boat. He gets back to his cabin
minutes later, and he possibly would.
Speaker 1: Happen maybe seconds, possibly seconds, maybe second. It's amazing, it
really really is, Well Nodles, I mean, just a total scooby.
Speaker 2: This episode was insanely yeah, amazing.
Speaker 1: I mean, what we're talking about right now is essentially
Amy smart Ashton Coocher. I mean it's a butterfly effect
kind of horror.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, stin someone's hand get blown off with a mailbox.
Speaker 3: I really sure, I haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
Speaker 1: We end the episode with Johnny just eviscerating a cabinet.
Speaker 2: Well because Alisaya, some people don't watch the show deb
they just here. So Alicia, looking for Johnny, walks into
the shared cab.
Speaker 3: That was horrible, host that's fine, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Shared cabin a v Han and Johnny and Harry, and
she's looking for Johnny and then I believe Vhan puts
his hand.
Speaker 1: Out, Hey I'm up here, And I'm not sure if
Alicia was adjusting her mic or if she was thinking
about I don't know, there was some weird adjustment.
Speaker 2: Remember we're watching black, completely dark footage that we see
in whatever so she has no idea. By the way,
was he sleeping in Johnny's bunk?
Speaker 3: I don't think so. It just people are fucked up.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that's a good point. People are fucked up?
Speaker 3: Do we Is it even worth mentioning?
Speaker 1: Is there any quantum universe where Alicia knew what was
going on? I don't think I don't think so either.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Uh, And I feel bad for her because, as I
mentioned midway through the episode, I think Johnny just wants
to get the hell off this boat having experienced this
and some other shit. And that's really sad because this
all could have gone better.
Speaker 1: It was amazing to hear him say, you guys are
all fake that out because Weihen is just the fakest.
Speaker 3: Person ever, the fakest person ever.
Speaker 1: It's really just he It's not so much fake as
it is is psychopathic and unconcerned with really anybody but him.
But anyways, get in the comments. Let us know how
many pots.
Speaker 3: Would you give this episode? What else? What else do
you want them to?
Speaker 2: I think that's it. You think give us some reviews.
Patty needs my self esteem lifted?
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you've been seeing some negative comments.
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