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fucking haggard old women who have nothing going on. Because

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they have nothing going on, I.

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Speaker 2: Think he may be the most hated bos.

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Speaker 1: Hello there, and welcome to another Brands Bank new episode

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of Bad TV.

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Speaker 3: My name is Dale. That Patty.

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Speaker 2: Great to be here.

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Speaker 1: You know, I didn't notice this, but there's a sign

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in here that says the pat Cave Cocktail Lounge. Good friends,

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good drinks, good times.

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Speaker 3: Well did you get that? Man? Etsy?

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Speaker 2: The Internet?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, the internet's pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: Huh uh. Yeah, you buy a lot of fun stuff.

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Speaker 3: You can. You can get a lot of really good By.

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Speaker 2: The way, I'm gonna do a summer music festival at

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my house this summer, and some lucky listeners, if they

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behave themselves, we'll be invited to come here.

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Speaker 3: Okay, why are you doing that?

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Speaker 2: Well, I did it last year too. I invited a

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couple of Barnacles.

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Speaker 3: Oh did you really?

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Speaker 2: M hm?

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Speaker 1: Okay, I showed up pretty late to that to the

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music festival.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I got there. What time did it start?

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Speaker 2: Four?

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Speaker 3: I think I got there at eight? You did? You

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Speaker 2: I think we were the band was breaking down the

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equipment when you arrived.

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Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, just how I like it?

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Speaker 2: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 1: All right, well we're here to talk about below Deck.

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Speaker 3: You wouldn't know it, but we're here to talk about

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below Deck.

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Speaker 1: When an episode, it was we finally got the punches, Huh,

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we finally wanted I.

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Speaker 2: Wanted to understand why he was trying to break a

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clauset apart.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I think he broke his hand.

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Speaker 2: Hmm.

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Speaker 1: Interesting, I was a pretty ferocious punch.

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Speaker 2: Do we have any housekeeping? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Hell yeah, you get you take care of it.

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Speaker 2: Okay. We are covering Summer House at patreon dot com

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Slash another podcast network. We all so are doing our

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aps there. If you've never signed up, give it, give

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it a shot for one month.

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Speaker 1: I think that's great. Why don't you just give it

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a shot.

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Speaker 2: For one month? Uh? And then we have no thank you.

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We have The Valley coming up in like two weeks.

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It's going to be an amazing season. I love the cast. Uh,

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it's gonna be a fun ride. We'll be doing that

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with Ruby. And then what else were we covered? Dyll uh?

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Speaker 3: The Uh? We're also covering up Mike.

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Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

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Speaker 3: Such a fun episode.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, dyl if I may, can I give my

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thoughts and notts first here?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Of course.

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Speaker 2: Okay. When I saw them start the episode with Johnny

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punching the closets, uh, and then they said and they

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cut to sixteen hours earlier, I was concerned because generally

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that means you don't have the goods in editing. You go,

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I'll give the audience a bunch of stuff up front

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tricked the audience into thinking what they watch was actually good.

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Speaker 2: I was completely wrong, right, I love this episode. I

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will put this episode. Uh, some people may disagree with me.

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I'll get some pushback the annals of blow Deck history

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as a top ten episode, and I'll tell you why.

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The last two minutes of this episode were epic. Oh yeah,

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v Han, you knew what you were doing. Of course,

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you are a pig. You need to see a therapist

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because something is wrong with you. Being a player is

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one thing. Allowing a girl to unknowingly getting your bed

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thinking you were someone else is insane.

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Speaker 1: You know, he got hard. You are you know he

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got pricked up. I don't mean to be crass, but

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he is disgusting.

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Speaker 2: You are a scumback now, Johnny was punching the closet.

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He should been landing direct punches on your fucking skull.

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Speaker 3: Million percent.

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Speaker 2: I hate this guy, me too, and what makes it.

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sea rats. Listen. Excuse me.

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Speaker 2: I don't care what he thinks. Vhn. I will fucking

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do a boxing match.

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not a threat of violence.

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cause and it'll be fun. Now, when we say we hate,

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we inn, we hate this iteration of.

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maybe we won't hate that. But this current version, my god,

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what a scumbag fuck pig?

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Speaker 2: Johnny, what did I do?

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Speaker 2: Uh, you knew who that was crawling in that bed

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and you didn't tell her? Hey, this is this is

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not Johnny? Okay, yeah, mind blown, mind blown. I've seen

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some scumbag boastins on this show. But he takes the

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uh he takes the gold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to ask, you know, gold medal ribbon.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. This was bad.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna give this well one hundred and two knots.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, how could you not?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it one hundred and one knots. I'm

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gonna give it one hundred and one knots. And you

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Speaker 3: One of them.

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Speaker 1: I mean, really, you can't come up with a more

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depraved character if you tried. I mean, I don't know,

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I don't even think, Like you know, Salon wouldn't mind

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if he killed puppies, but he wouldn't want to skin

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them for a garment.

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Speaker 2: That's what version of that film did that happen?

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Speaker 1: What the well, sorry, Mortal Kombat is going off behind me.

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We just got a New Mortal Kombat. I'll turn it off.

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Speaker 3: She wants a nice jacket.

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Speaker 2: We're talking to a yah.

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Speaker 1: The thing that I love the most about this episode

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and I don't know if if we need to leave

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space for this, but we have big time Chiron action tonight.

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Speaker 2: Lots big time Kyros from Summerhouse got jumped on this

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project late. Yeah, lots of time stamps. It's lots of

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time and they're very important, right because I need to

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know that it's ten twenty six pm.

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Speaker 1: And you say that sarcastically, but I do, I really

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do ask the question, like.

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Speaker 3: But what is what is the creative choice?

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Speaker 2: I can tell you some idiot in a production room

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would say this builds tension because we're leading up to

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the event of the punching.

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Speaker 1: Well obviously, but I'm wondering how you could possibly think that.

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But anyways, one hundred and one pots for me, one

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hundred and two from Pat amazing episode.

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Speaker 2: Also, I want to talk about the back channeling and

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shit talking that took place late in the episode. My god,

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there has to be a word for this in the

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Sea rat lore, where no one actually benefits from doing

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the things they're.

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Speaker 1: Doing circular firing, except.

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Speaker 2: They're creating chaos for no reason. And I would argue

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this is a work environment unless chaos means a more

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productive environment. So why do it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Well, sea rats are going to sea rat okay, And

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that's why this episode is SSS is so fantastic. The

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sea Rats are in full form, I mean, frontal hangs,

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frontal thanks, things on the nails that would why you

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in a hospital.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just perfect. This season is it's perfect good.

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Speaker 2: This is a perfect season.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 1: So we pick up with Wee Hand. He's really pretty

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rip shit pissed off. He's blaming everyone, and he's saying,

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you know, like, can you know, can you can you

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fucking believe these these Can you believe these fucking prunes?

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Speaker 3: You know? At the j Ban's like, hey man, what

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the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Yes? So him dropping a dime on Laura and I

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believe Harry uh to Captain Jason and then Captain Jason.

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I love this guy. That's why I hated Captain Lee

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so much. These new captains, they got their ship together.

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They actually know how to manage.

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Speaker 2: But he's learned from it, right, He hasn't seen a

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mirror in a couple of weeks because that fucking rattail

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makes him look ridiculous. But other than that, okay, okay,

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he tells Vhan to take extreme ownership of and get

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his ship together, and so what does we and do?

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you're screwing up. You're causing me a lot of grief. Yeah,

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which is the exact opposite of taking ownership of your team.

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Speaker 1: I don't Yeah. The we man has very conflicting instructions too.

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Speaker 2: For Harry, it was like a bit of who's on first?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was an avant Costello routine of morning routine.

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So Harry is very confused because Wind is in a

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vengeful place. He's spewing nonsense. He's saying clean the tike

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at night, and then clean it at night in the

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morning and detail it in the morning when it's dark out,

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Speaker 2: So you want me to hit it with the water

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in the morning. No, I just told you clean it

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at night. Oh okay, So I appreciate how Harry had

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said about Johan. Johan he was also a womanizing pig,

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but at least he had better management.

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Speaker 1: It was a great manager. But you know, that's another

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sick puppy. Now we take pictures of Karen's ass. You

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you would say asshole, right, and we move on to

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I guess shit talking hair bear. You know, Okay, Ween

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can't stand Harry because Harry should have taken care of this.

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Ween was working his ass off, sucking down warm milk

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with a Dare, and Harry should have because he's so

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he's so tapped right now, He's drinking so much warm

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milk and so many bottles of water that he can't

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manage everything well.

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Speaker 2: Also though, but he had said he was managing and

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had looked at the checklist. But we look at the

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film and he the only thing he was checking out

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was a Dare's breast.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he was really looking.

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Speaker 1: Now, Lara, Lara heads up and she drops a dime,

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a couple dimes of her own. Laura has a lot

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of info on this butt.

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Speaker 3: I mean, she's the you know, the chiefs too.

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Speaker 1: I'm fine with her dropping a dime on Wihen, but

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not so on Marina.

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Speaker 2: Right, I'm telling you this is circular firing squad. Well,

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you have to have a plan if you can talk shit.

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Man's like, you know, we got to talk about you

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calling me your boss, the head of the ship, a

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pathetic little wimp last week or whatever you said, and

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they move on from that very quickly. She does, in

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fact take extreme ownership. But there's also this laundry service.

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Speaker 2: She just want to live in the laundry dungeon. I

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Speaker 3: Ye.

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, Johnny bus Vhan's balls for flirting with Zarena quite

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a bit. And Vahn has a reason for this, and

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it's quite a reason. It's apparently it's a tradition in

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South Africa to make out with everyone, even on the lips.

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Everybody knows that I'm gonna use that. Yeah, did you

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make up with my sister?

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Speaker 3: Do you mean saying hi?

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Speaker 2: I mean I'm from South Africa?

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Speaker 1: Come on now, yeah, anyway, what a fuck?

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna use that South African thing.

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Speaker 1: And I've known I have friends that do this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they they they.

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Speaker 1: Just keep everything that they can as hot as possible, right,

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because you never know when you're gonna need to jump

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out of the planet midcre bad.

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Speaker 2: All right, So breakfast is staggered, and that's because Cindy

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the primary is taking her damn time, and that causes

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quite the wrinkle. Now we've seen this Dylan in the

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work environment. We also seen an idiot punch walls because

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he's angry. Remember that moron Bett.

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Speaker 1: You've asked me seventy three times.

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Speaker 2: I hate that guy so much. And that was so insight.

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Speaker 1: I do remember, Okay, I remember that he punched a

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wall many times.

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Speaker 3: I was I was like, I can't believe this. Maybe

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this is crazy.

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Speaker 1: And what it was over too, I mean it was

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I think we were talking about packing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we weren't talking about someone.

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Speaker 3: But anyways, audience doesn't know.

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Speaker 2: Lara is upset because she is the face of service,

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so she has to explain to the paying gas why

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breakfast is not in fact.

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Speaker 1: Well, and before we get to the staggered breakfast, these

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guests have quite a bit of a performance review for Laura.

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and so there's almost like kind of a test administer

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to Laura. We only want hard boiled eggs and bread. Okay,

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we do not want the entire breakfast. We only want

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hard boiled eggs and bread. And Laura, you know, I

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think she's pretty competent in her station, but this was insane.

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You cannot tell Serena to audible when the chilichilles are

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doused in sauce.

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Speaker 2: Well, that was her point. She doesn't understand the importance

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of timing in the culinary arts.

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Speaker 1: But this is beyond an importance of timing. This is like, well,

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obviously right, because the chilichillies are covered in sauce. If

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we're to extend these even ten minutes, they'll become something

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that is just disgustingly soggy.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just gross.

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Speaker 1: So I like we get to tenders and more Weighan

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and Harry fighting. Harry's trying to tender toe one tender

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toe next to other tender.

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Speaker 2: Now this is where I have v hands back. You

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do that. He's your boss, and he wants it done

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a specific way. I love Harry. Harry was amazing, He's

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been amazing, but this little fight over the radio. It's

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he told you to do it a specific way. Do

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it the way he told you to do Why you're

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fighting back.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Harry didn't like that guy. No, no, no, he.

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Speaker 1: Don't like that guy at all. No, he does not

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any anytime he can poke and broad a little bit.

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Speaker 3: Now he's going to.

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Speaker 2: Take I'd love to see Harry become a Boson.

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Speaker 1: I think he will. I think he will. He might

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be a little too young for that much responsibility. I

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don't know.

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Speaker 3: I think he could do it.

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Speaker 1: So we get a quick shot of Wehen trying to

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flirt with Alicia. More on that at ten, and we

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move on Ezra Miller and Ponytail. Doesn't this kid look

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like Azra Miller?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think he kidnapped a Native American child and

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fled with her.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about the youngest dude, which we can't figure out.

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How the fuck these people all know each other?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did you catch that? Uh? We were supposed to have

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coron Olympius on. We're running late today. Uh it was

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it would be pointless because we'd have nothing to ask.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but.

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Speaker 2: We've learned that none of these people actually know each other.

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Speaker 3: Did we I mean, I I uh, sorry to be

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no ant, but I mean, I don't really care how.

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Speaker 2: They meant a week before this vacation, clearly Karen and

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her sister know each other, but this grouping is one

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of those odd word you guys can't scrape together eighteen

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fucking grand but you can't get seven people that you

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know to show up to this thing. You got to

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like meet each other.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I get it. It's upsetting. Now we get

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our first chirra of the day I think.

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Speaker 1: Was twenty three oh seven, Okay, and there is a

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real blood feud bubbling between Weihen and Harry at this point.

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Speaker 2: It's continuing, guess, I mean it is thick. So the

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tip is, well, guests depart. Was it Harry or Captain Jason?

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So the primary says, hey, guys, we'll have you to

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hang out and party in Miami anytime. And someone said,

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no fucking way, I'm gonna fucking hang out with them

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in Miami. Yea, was that Harry? I think it was

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Harry because I just love him. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hair Bear is the best hair Bear. Oh my gosh,

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I'm with Johnny when we so here he crawl broke

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by hold that was by.

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Speaker 2: Johnny Johnny is secretly now I know he had a

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rough first couple episodes because we couldn't figure out who

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the hell he was or what he was doing. Sorry

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to jump ahead him saying at the tail end of

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this episode, you guys are all fake. I like, that

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is a real moment right there, but you captured. I

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love that.

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Speaker 1: Anyways, I don't know why he had to extend it

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to everybody on the boat, because he's just really angry.

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Speaker 2: But okay, so this is why the next episode hopefully

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is great. Alicia, she he doesn't really give her the

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time to explain what the hell is happening. She's still

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trying to process this as well. That this is why

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this is like such an interesting dynamic that took place

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in the last this is the episode.

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Speaker 3: Fuck an awesome season.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's an awesome season. I want to know

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where this goes, because clearly he can't blame her for

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this yet I think he's so bothered.

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Speaker 1: Well, he's probably just confused as fuck. It looks like

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he got hit with pepper spray emotional pepper spray.

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Speaker 2: Right, and so I don't think I hope he doesn't

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blame Alicia for this at all. But I think in

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a little part if you, if we're being real, I

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think he looks at her now that she's been touched

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by this scumbag. I'm just speaking speaking Greek Greek. Is

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he may go now I don't want anything to do

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with her either.

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Speaker 1: Well, I think hopefully he figures it out, and I

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hopefully Weihan is fired for this, because tomorrow morning there's

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going to be a revolution aboard this vessel. The proletariat

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will rise and then will go up to hot ass

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captain and go.

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Speaker 3: No more. He'd be no more.

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Speaker 2: So this is where you have cameras that see this,

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because in any other world where this takes place, the

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hand plays dumb. I had a couple of drinks. I

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didn't know. I thought it was Who is he going

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to say he thought crawled up in that bed?

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Speaker 3: Not sure?

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Speaker 2: And if you're trying to analyze a scumbag like this,

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how did you think this was going to go down? Johnny,

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just like I don't know, leaves the ship and goes

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out to dinner for two hours.

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, but we're gonna get there. It's so juicy, Yeah,

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it's so juicy. Impulse jump ahead. But Anyways, we get

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the tip. It's twenty five grand, and the helmet goes

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to absolutely no one, and I got yeah, I think

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a dare voluntarily.

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Speaker 2: She wanted it because she didn't want to have to

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listen to him talk about egg far Honestly, really, I

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think she'd rather be on Epstein's Island than to listen

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to him.

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Speaker 1: Talk about She's far too old for Epstein's Island. But listen,

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Captain j Man needs to wield this. I mean, this

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is this is a fun wrinkle. Let's weaponize the helmet

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and let's let her fly. Okay, you're sheathing this too often,

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but Harry and wee and have a little chat. Laura

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and Big Red have a chat.

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Speaker 2: You're not gonna let me give the tip. And people

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love when I say the tips.

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Speaker 3: I said the tip twenty.

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Speaker 2: Five grand, they get nineteen twenty each.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So.

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Speaker 1: Ween and Johnny are chatting in the bunks, and this

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is like kind of the the appetizer of all of

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this sea rats just getting together and talking about the

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other people. But Ween and Johnny talking This is where

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like Willen's not only like a disloyal, deceitful, emotionally manipulative

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compig but he's also so misogynistic because in this moment.

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Speaker 2: That is a guy that used to be on in

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Dylan's childhood my twenties, where he would tell men how

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to treat women.

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Speaker 3: And he would tell women what was wrong with them.

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Speaker 4: That's right, dear.

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Speaker 2: You know what happens with women.

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Speaker 4: They get old.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: You know everywhere a seed bread and it's expired. Nobody

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wants it, so the bread wants to be bought. It'll

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do anything, right, but you go get him sun.

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Speaker 1: Let's see the problem with the bread is it's got

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nothing going on.

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Speaker 2: It's bored.

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Speaker 1: Ween literally says that he is being accosted by these

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fucking haggard old women who have nothing going on because

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they have nothing going on.

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Speaker 2: I think he may be the most hated Bosa.

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Speaker 3: Dude.

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Speaker 2: Okay. Then what he does minutes later is he greets Zarena.

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He hugs her, and I believe he grabs her ass

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with both hands. Yeah, but it's okay because he's South African. Yeah, uh, honey,

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I know you're upset. I had sex with your sister

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and your mother, But where I come from, it's normal life. Yeah,

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this South African.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know I can't stand Jesse Solomon from somewhere

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I was recovering at a patron There's a lovable quality

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to him, but as a guy, you just see the

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calling everybody hot kind of thing, and it's very, very annoying.

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This is a very extreme example of that. Both hands

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on the ass and next.

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Speaker 2: And then kissing. Yeah, and this is four and a

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half minutes before he's going on a date with the

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girl that he has professed is the ones.

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Speaker 3: Literally written a love letter to.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want to get props to the casting.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's perfect well done. Date night with we In

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and Adair.

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Speaker 1: They talk about the beauty of California and the Great Lakes. Well,

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the rest of the gang had out. Now Ada's not

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really having a good time because she wants to be

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at a bar watching the Sooners ripping Jim Beam or

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something you know along those and we had basically just

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kind of like.

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Speaker 3: Euro trashing her to death.

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Speaker 2: You know, he's bragging about how his boss bought a

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car from a famous person from a music video or

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some dumb shit. Okay, they do talk about California wine.

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I don't know how they got on this goddamn subject. Yeah,

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don't and I know the business Pino and Sharda right,

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everything else is shit here.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I just think it's all shit. Oh yeah,

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I can't.

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Speaker 1: You know what I You know how I used to

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love wine, and I still do love a good bottle

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of wine.

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Speaker 3: It's getting to me.

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Speaker 1: I can't have wine anymore.

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Speaker 2: It gives me a headache in the morning.

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00:23:07,960 --> 00:23:10,519
Speaker 1: No, like moments after I drink it.

476
00:23:10,599 --> 00:23:13,759
Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, I can only drink like beer.

477
00:23:13,839 --> 00:23:16,599
Speaker 2: No, yeah, I can't drink wine anymore because it you

478
00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:19,200
know the little story.

479
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:24,279
Speaker 1: But with how many units you get, can't you just

480
00:23:24,400 --> 00:23:27,160
like even out bloatface.

481
00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,960
Speaker 2: With you're referring to my drinking.

482
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 1: Well, no, I'm referring to your your botox regimen. So

483
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:37,480
let's say you're drinking a bunch of wine, you get

484
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,559
a bloat face, right, can't you just go in there

485
00:23:39,599 --> 00:23:40,440
and have them kind of.

486
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:42,559
Speaker 2: Like you can't take down the blow, You can only

487
00:23:42,599 --> 00:23:44,960
cross out the lines and the wrinkles. Buddy, you can't.

488
00:23:45,599 --> 00:23:48,559
And by the way, they ever figure out that problem,

489
00:23:48,759 --> 00:23:53,200
That's when I'm gonna really explore my alcoholism.

490
00:23:53,279 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like dance Dance Revolution.

491
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,759
Speaker 2: I mean, I can't wait I'm sure that technology is

492
00:23:57,799 --> 00:23:58,400
around the corner.

493
00:23:58,440 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna be so fun.

494
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:02,000
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, So there is a scene here that's really important.

495
00:24:02,039 --> 00:24:05,640
It plays a part in the final minutes of the episode. Yes,

496
00:24:05,839 --> 00:24:10,759
Johnny and Alicia clearly bonding, feeling each other. They have

497
00:24:10,799 --> 00:24:14,599
a conversation where she wants to ask permission if they

498
00:24:14,640 --> 00:24:15,559
can cuttle later on.

499
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:18,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think she says that, like at the boats

500
00:24:18,279 --> 00:24:19,160
at some point, but.

501
00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:21,720
Speaker 2: Well, it's right around this time, and so that is

502
00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:24,759
a real sweet moment, which of course is sullied by

503
00:24:24,799 --> 00:24:26,920
the ugly thing that transpires.

504
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:32,279
Speaker 3: Yea episode. Yeah, well we in an dare'state do not

505
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:32,799
go well.

506
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:36,839
Speaker 1: And while the gang is at dinner, he's texting with Serena.

507
00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:38,759
Speaker 3: Now I love.

508
00:24:38,599 --> 00:24:41,559
Speaker 2: Her for this because she is a world class shit

509
00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:42,400
stir or two.

510
00:24:42,440 --> 00:24:45,839
Speaker 1: Because Sorena brings this to the table and everyone is

511
00:24:45,920 --> 00:24:47,880
just a guess at what a douchebag this guy is.

512
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:50,720
And we kind of dance around the table talking about

513
00:24:50,759 --> 00:24:52,720
how we ends a douchebag. And we get to Alicia

514
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:57,119
and I think they asked her if he has been

515
00:24:57,160 --> 00:25:01,640
flirtatious with her or if she would have got with him.

516
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:05,519
Speaker 2: Well, no, I don't, I think, she announces upon hearing

517
00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:09,160
that VHN had been texting Serena and playing the field

518
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,759
with everyone. She tells Johnny, this is a moment where

519
00:25:11,759 --> 00:25:14,359
they're bonding. If you ever did this kind of behavior,

520
00:25:14,759 --> 00:25:16,920
or I could never be with a guy who's in

521
00:25:17,119 --> 00:25:19,079
playing the field with a bunch of girls, that's a

522
00:25:19,079 --> 00:25:19,759
big turn off.

523
00:25:19,799 --> 00:25:24,400
Speaker 1: Clearly it is, yeah, clearly, But well so, there are

524
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:27,480
a lot of back channeling and Deceit takes place after

525
00:25:27,599 --> 00:25:29,319
we in and.

526
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:32,000
Speaker 2: They all meet, and then they all have the sig

527
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:35,079
and shit talking moment, which is basically Sea rats bonding.

528
00:25:35,359 --> 00:25:38,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Johnny and Serena Serena talk.

529
00:25:39,559 --> 00:25:42,079
Speaker 3: The main thrust of this is that Harry sucks.

530
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 2: Okay, Serena, I know you listen. I cannot believe you

531
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:49,920
did this, but it was wonderful. She asks him she's

532
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:53,519
the one who's inquisitive about his relationship with people on

533
00:25:53,559 --> 00:25:55,960
the vote and essentially kind of leads him up to

534
00:25:56,079 --> 00:25:59,599
saying that he doesn't have initiative right. She then takes

535
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:05,200
that information and frames it as Johnny had said this

536
00:26:05,319 --> 00:26:07,279
in a conversation Johnny.

537
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,079
Speaker 1: Johnny has Johnny said this to Wehen and Johnny's first,

538
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:12,839
Johnny's not a fan of Harry's work.

539
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:16,880
Speaker 2: But two and maybe I know how people take these

540
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:20,359
things to put it out there, that one could take

541
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:23,759
it as, oh, Johnny's actively talking shit about my work

542
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:27,000
ethic as opposed to someone asking his opinion in a

543
00:26:27,039 --> 00:26:29,720
private conversation. Are two different.

544
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 3: Things, Yeah, I guess.

545
00:26:30,799 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 1: But anyway, so the next chat is the girls, oh

546
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:41,400
getting together bounding or banding around a Dare and letting.

547
00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:43,160
Speaker 2: Her know he's an ass smacker.

548
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:44,559
Speaker 3: He's an ass.

549
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:50,880
Speaker 1: Smacker, you know, just I mean, this guy, this is

550
00:26:50,920 --> 00:26:54,160
why these these these little kinkies they fly too close

551
00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,240
to the sun. I mean, how this idiot thinks he

552
00:26:56,279 --> 00:26:58,440
can get away with this is wild to me.

553
00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:01,240
Speaker 2: But think about this, delia us from a work dynamic.

554
00:27:01,319 --> 00:27:04,160
Can you imagine if you're coworkers like you have to

555
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:07,839
you have to work with these people every day. And essentially,

556
00:27:08,039 --> 00:27:11,559
Laura is imploding his relationship with a Dare by feeding

557
00:27:11,559 --> 00:27:14,440
her this information. Again, We've said it a thousand times,

558
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,319
wonderful season, thank you for doing this. I'm just saying

559
00:27:17,839 --> 00:27:21,279
this is going to implode this boat for the coming weeks.

560
00:27:21,319 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Wien has to go.

561
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:27,079
Speaker 1: That's the only fix to this that ain't happening. Oh yeah,

562
00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:29,839
I'll bet you, mm hmm, I'll bet you.

563
00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,640
Speaker 2: Okay, I might take that bet, but it would be

564
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:34,519
unfair to you.

565
00:27:34,559 --> 00:27:39,559
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, I don't think you know fucking anything. You know,

566
00:27:39,680 --> 00:27:44,799
you always get these fucking you get these little fucking

567
00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:48,359
god this methodone drip.

568
00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,359
Speaker 3: Of bullshit you get from the sea rats. Okay.

569
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 2: It's not always right, No, clearly not.

570
00:27:53,519 --> 00:27:53,839
Speaker 3: Okay.

571
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,880
Speaker 2: We we get bad information all the time.

572
00:27:56,640 --> 00:28:01,400
Speaker 1: So okay, Johnny, can I really quickly? We And the

573
00:28:01,720 --> 00:28:04,279
thing that's amazing to me is that he when I'm

574
00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:07,720
talking about the kiddick or his shit, I don't understand

575
00:28:08,640 --> 00:28:11,319
why he doesn't recognize it. And I think it's just

576
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:17,319
his chauvinism and his uh low expectations of women. How

577
00:28:17,519 --> 00:28:20,720
you think you can walk through this boat and behave

578
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:25,480
to every single woman the exact same and not think

579
00:28:25,519 --> 00:28:29,720
that they're going to kill you is bonkers to me.

580
00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:34,599
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's been working for him so far. Does

581
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:35,559
Marina hate him?

582
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:36,000
Speaker 4: No?

583
00:28:36,519 --> 00:28:37,839
Speaker 2: Does Serena hate him?

584
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:38,119
Speaker 4: No.

585
00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's right. I think it's very wrong

586
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:45,200
and stupid, But I'm explaining why he continues in this

587
00:28:45,319 --> 00:28:47,599
behavior and he hasn't paid the price for it yet.

588
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 3: It's a little bit like a Scooby Doo villain, you know.

589
00:28:50,039 --> 00:28:51,720
Speaker 1: I think he would have gotten away with it were

590
00:28:51,720 --> 00:28:55,839
it not for this, uh, this bunk bed thing with Alicia.

591
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,599
Speaker 2: I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't

592
00:28:57,599 --> 00:29:00,960
for these rescue Peskysky kids.

593
00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,960
Speaker 1: So Johnny loops weighing into the whole thing. Okay, this

594
00:29:04,039 --> 00:29:06,200
is eleven o three pm.

595
00:29:06,359 --> 00:29:09,519
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, yes, yes, ooh. The tension is building. Yeah, okay,

596
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:11,759
I thought this was a bad move by Johnny tips

597
00:29:11,799 --> 00:29:13,799
them off, says there's a ship storm headed your way,

598
00:29:13,839 --> 00:29:16,039
and then he uh, I think he gives him like

599
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:20,160
a quote from Greek or something, tells them you need

600
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:22,119
to watch out because your enemies are closing in on

601
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,519
you or something. Sure, I don't know what it was.

602
00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:27,960
I think he says, stop being so mean to women.

603
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh something.

604
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,599
Speaker 2: Now. This is when Zorena is very busy here tonight.

605
00:29:35,799 --> 00:29:39,640
She then back channels to Harry what Johnny said about him.

606
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:43,839
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. Yeah, And I want.

607
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,079
Speaker 2: I wish we got to interview her now because I

608
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,279
want to ask her, what are you thinking in this moment?

609
00:29:49,359 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's she's just sea ratting, man, see ratting it up,

610
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,000
just sea ratting up.

611
00:29:56,079 --> 00:29:58,119
Speaker 3: God, are these people all batting a thousand?

612
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:01,799
Speaker 1: So yeah, the ossip continues. We get back into the

613
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,680
vans and head back to the boats, and this is

614
00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:06,839
where we get to a conversation between.

615
00:30:06,599 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 3: Wehen and Harry.

616
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:13,079
Speaker 1: Now, this is I don't want to take the air

617
00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:16,160
out of it, but if we can be a little

618
00:30:17,079 --> 00:30:21,200
pocket protectory right now and talk about this conversation as

619
00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:23,720
a boss to an employee.

620
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,079
Speaker 2: Let's break down the game.

621
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.

622
00:30:25,279 --> 00:30:30,799
Speaker 1: Ween knows that Harry has been dissatisfied with him openly.

623
00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 3: And essentially threatens.

624
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: Him without revealing that he knows this about Harry. Not

625
00:30:39,759 --> 00:30:42,880
really resolving anything, just threatening Harry.

626
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,839
Speaker 2: By the way, I love this kind of attempt at

627
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:49,559
conflict resolution. Yeah, you shut up, don't talk anymore, stop

628
00:30:49,599 --> 00:30:52,000
doing what you're doing. Well, can we talk about it now?

629
00:30:52,160 --> 00:30:53,240
I'm not going to talk anything. Yeah.

630
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:59,759
Speaker 1: So it's less conflict resolution and more kind of administering dominance,

631
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:04,720
and it's just it's wildly inappropriate and super unproductive. But

632
00:31:04,799 --> 00:31:09,680
he tells Harry to be careful, and there is a

633
00:31:09,799 --> 00:31:13,759
lot of tension in the bunk, and that's when Harry

634
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:16,559
kind of asks numerous times like what have I done?

635
00:31:16,839 --> 00:31:20,920
Speaker 2: He does, and you have done some ship honestly.

636
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:23,519
Speaker 1: But when he asks to talk about it, Weighanne says no,

637
00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:26,480
just that he'll kill him, and Harry goes upstairs.

638
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,559
Speaker 3: Poor hair sits down and uh, you know, let's.

639
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,200
Speaker 2: Tears run down his face.

640
00:31:33,759 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: He's uh, he's a young man. And you know, Pat

641
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:42,680
and I are full supporters of men shedding tears. But

642
00:31:42,799 --> 00:31:46,640
I think, uh, you know, listen, it's stressful, but listen,

643
00:31:46,680 --> 00:31:49,000
it's it's just weird, you know, Hairbear, I think you're

644
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,480
gonna you're gonna watch this bag and go.

645
00:31:50,599 --> 00:31:52,079
Speaker 3: Man, I was so young back then.

646
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:55,240
Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, he will. It's worth mentioning everyone is

647
00:31:55,279 --> 00:31:59,839
completely wasted. Sometimes we don't. Yeah, note that things really

648
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:07,400
have witching hour. Meanwhile, all the girls are up waiting

649
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,960
for these idiots in the jacuzzi, ready to hang out

650
00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:10,640
and have a good time.

651
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:15,960
Speaker 1: It is so amazing the juxtaposition, I mean, narratively, this

652
00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,720
this episode is just beautiful.

653
00:32:17,799 --> 00:32:18,759
Speaker 3: I mean, it's just perfect.

654
00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:21,480
Speaker 2: It's Shakespearean. Yeah, I want to point out we An

655
00:32:22,200 --> 00:32:27,720
is to blame on multiple levels. So Johnny is chasing

656
00:32:27,759 --> 00:32:33,799
down Harry to squash this beef within their little department.

657
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, he comes up to Serena and Harry talking.

658
00:32:36,279 --> 00:32:38,559
Speaker 2: And Harry doesn't want to talk and we'll get there.

659
00:32:38,599 --> 00:32:43,160
But while he's doing that, that left that window open

660
00:32:43,519 --> 00:32:48,400
for Alicia, who's looking for Johnny to cuddle walk into

661
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:48,960
that room.

662
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:51,039
Speaker 1: It's and again it's like kind of like a Scooby

663
00:32:51,039 --> 00:32:56,079
Doo hall way, you know. But I was really happy

664
00:32:56,119 --> 00:33:01,720
that Serena had clarified to John Oh no, no, no,

665
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,039
I don't hate ween because of what Harry said.

666
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:10,079
Speaker 3: I hate wean all on my own. So it's not

667
00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:11,200
about the back channeling.

668
00:33:11,559 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: Harry could unearth awful things that we have done.

669
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:17,079
Speaker 3: We already hate him.

670
00:33:17,119 --> 00:33:22,440
Speaker 1: Okay, so we're just bonding, but Harry is whisked away

671
00:33:22,519 --> 00:33:22,920
to bed.

672
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:23,599
Speaker 3: The girls are.

673
00:33:23,599 --> 00:33:26,119
Speaker 2: Very protective, very protective.

674
00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: And that is when Johnny decides to call it quits

675
00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:30,759
and heads downstairs.

676
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:33,279
Speaker 2: Well, there's an interesting part of this because I'd love

677
00:33:33,319 --> 00:33:35,400
to see the layout of that boat. I love details

678
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,200
like this. Do you remember when Laura turns to Johnny

679
00:33:38,319 --> 00:33:40,359
and tells him, you can't go this way, go the

680
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:44,359
other way, Go the other way. Another Shakespearean thing, all

681
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:49,480
created by Vhan in his horrible behavior. Yeah, forced to

682
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:52,480
walk around the boat. He gets back to his cabin

683
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:56,000
minutes later, and he possibly would.

684
00:33:55,720 --> 00:34:02,559
Speaker 1: Happen maybe seconds, possibly seconds, maybe second. It's amazing, it

685
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:06,519
really really is, Well Nodles, I mean, just a total scooby.

686
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: This episode was insanely yeah, amazing.

687
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,440
Speaker 1: I mean, what we're talking about right now is essentially

688
00:34:12,079 --> 00:34:15,880
Amy smart Ashton Coocher. I mean it's a butterfly effect

689
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:16,639
kind of horror.

690
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,280
Speaker 2: Oh yes, stin someone's hand get blown off with a mailbox.

691
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,039
Speaker 3: I really sure, I haven't seen it.

692
00:34:21,119 --> 00:34:22,119
Speaker 2: Oh, okay.

693
00:34:23,119 --> 00:34:28,519
Speaker 1: We end the episode with Johnny just eviscerating a cabinet.

694
00:34:28,679 --> 00:34:31,920
Speaker 2: Well because Alisaya, some people don't watch the show deb

695
00:34:31,960 --> 00:34:35,840
they just here. So Alicia, looking for Johnny, walks into

696
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:36,639
the shared cab.

697
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,519
Speaker 3: That was horrible, host that's fine, Yeah.

698
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:42,559
Speaker 2: Shared cabin a v Han and Johnny and Harry, and

699
00:34:42,639 --> 00:34:47,079
she's looking for Johnny and then I believe Vhan puts

700
00:34:47,079 --> 00:34:47,679
his hand.

701
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,159
Speaker 1: Out, Hey I'm up here, And I'm not sure if

702
00:34:51,199 --> 00:34:54,079
Alicia was adjusting her mic or if she was thinking

703
00:34:54,119 --> 00:34:58,760
about I don't know, there was some weird adjustment.

704
00:34:58,880 --> 00:35:03,119
Speaker 2: Remember we're watching black, completely dark footage that we see

705
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:07,920
in whatever so she has no idea. By the way,

706
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:09,480
was he sleeping in Johnny's bunk?

707
00:35:09,679 --> 00:35:13,800
Speaker 3: I don't think so. It just people are fucked up.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, that's a good point. People are fucked up?

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Speaker 3: Do we Is it even worth mentioning?

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Speaker 1: Is there any quantum universe where Alicia knew what was

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going on? I don't think I don't think so either.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 2: Uh, And I feel bad for her because, as I

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mentioned midway through the episode, I think Johnny just wants

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to get the hell off this boat having experienced this

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and some other shit. And that's really sad because this

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all could have gone better.

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Speaker 1: It was amazing to hear him say, you guys are

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all fake that out because Weihen is just the fakest.

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Speaker 3: Person ever, the fakest person ever.

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Speaker 1: It's really just he It's not so much fake as

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it is is psychopathic and unconcerned with really anybody but him.

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But anyways, get in the comments. Let us know how

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many pots.

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Speaker 3: Would you give this episode? What else? What else do

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you want them to?

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Speaker 2: I think that's it. You think give us some reviews.

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Patty needs my self esteem lifted?

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Speaker 1: Okay, get yeah, we got to talk about this because

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you've been seeing some negative comments.

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Speaker 2: They don't like my voice anymore. Oh wow, mean barnacles.

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Speaker 1: Okay, we'll get in the comments. Make Patty feel better

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if you can five stars, kind words. Join us at

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patreon dot com. Slash another podcast network for Summer House

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and more. I love you, guys, I'm doing Say good

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