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Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 2: I'm so happy. I gotta give myself a big rip player.
Whoa billy? Have you grown since I seen you last?
What's going on? I don't know? Funny, you look good.
Have you been working out? I have fad piece of shit?
I saw you taking a nap on a gosh damn couch.
What's going on?
Speaker 1: So Saturday we did a podcast from a new sponsor,
MJ Dispensary in Henrietta, and then afterwards, Kevin and I
went over to Blue Toad and had a couple of sighters,
and then Kevin said to me, hey, man, why don't
you come out. You never come out to the West Side,
he never come out to my house.
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 1: And I said, you know what, fine? And I said,
I have an errand to run, but then I'll pick
some stuff up and bring it to your house.
Speaker 2: So I do that. He's got his garagio set up.
Speaker 1: We get out there, his kids are there, his wife's there,
his neighbor comes over.
Speaker 2: You play pictionary. No, we had a couple of drinks
and then he's like everybody left, and I normally make
fun of the screened in garage. And I laid down
on the couch and I go, man, that breeze feels nice.
And now I had not slept. I haven't been sleeping. Well.
Speaker 1: I have a tremendous amount of stuff happening all at once, and.
Speaker 2: I was up.
Speaker 1: I woke up at two o'clock Saturday morning and could
not fall back to sleep till five. And so from
two to five it was just awake. I didn't get up,
but I just could not fall back to sleep. So
I was tired. And I guess we had drank. There
was no gummies or anything involved.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: I can't say I guess I drank. I did drink.
Speaker 2: I had a couple.
Speaker 1: And then not like shots and no, so I laid
down and uh. I actually after that left Kevin's house
at nine thirty and went out with my son until
one o'clock in the morning, so I know, I don't know,
but the picture was was perfect. And then other people
were like, this is why I don't go to Kevin's house.
This is what and I'm like, I didn't really care.
I was just like, all right, I never you know.
Speaker 2: I was working a forest sills and I it was
slow for me. Yeah, busy in the dining room and
I checked Facebook or whatever, and I saw this. I'm like, oh,
why why did he post this? I'm like, you went out,
you had some fun, you released some steam, but you're
actually just napping.
Speaker 1: I just I literally napped. I think I stretched down
on the couch. There was nobody around. I think Kevin
went out to either like prepare food. I think if
I was out for fifteen minutes, Kevin says it was
more like twenty.
Speaker 2: But either way. Power nap those are awesome? Is it?
And then I bounced back up an aid, and you
don't hear about power naps too much? Now? Yeah, should
they're awesome. I told somebody today.
Speaker 1: They go, I really don't feel well, I said, I
don't know what's happening with people right now because I'm
hearing more and more people who were sick.
Speaker 2: My brother had COVID, his wife got COVID. I've been
hearing a lot of at the bar as well. Yeah,
I where so and so they're sick. Yeah, how you've been,
he goes. I've been for my day out in a
couple of weeks. Yeah, I've been hearing a lot.
Speaker 1: I was really really sick, and you were here, I
think when I was in the coughing face, you're and
I'm still like, it's still lingering, hanging on. I knew
somebody who was in Vegas. They got there going I
feel terrible.
Speaker 2: In a presidential year, that's so weird. But I'm like,
it's so these pools.
Speaker 1: You know, you go to Vegas, it's all crowded, it's
thousands of people.
Speaker 2: So I don't know. I just but man, it knocked
me on my ass.
Speaker 1: And I'm hearing my fourteen year old son who's supposed
to come here, is very sick too right now at
the same thing.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what's what's going on. Some people
are saying allergies. I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, I didn't test positive for COVID, but I'm
knowing a lot of people that are and if you
talk aboutical.
Speaker 2: People that are like, yeah, it's spiking up again. What
does it mean? Probably nothing? But uh, I think.
Speaker 1: People are sick, and they're sick for a number of weeks.
That's the thing that's that's fucking up the world a
little bit for some of you. Sucks being sick at
the summertime.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Yes, So a few things have happened
since last I golfed in the actual Breast Cancer Coalition
tournament at Midvale with three wonderful married women who I
know from Hilton Okay and Colleen, Diana and Gina And
actually Gina and Scott Gates came in and saw me
a Sunday Whiskey River. He's a podcast fan, so I
was gonna give a shout out to him. But at Midvale,
we birdied the first hole and I thought we were
going to hang back on some of the drinking and
that didn't work out, and we had a dog. We
had a wonderful day. We had a lot of laughs,
and I ended up winning three prizes at the end. Yeah,
which I'll read gift into my breast cancer fundraisers. This
is fourteen years again. Golf is August twenty sixth I
wish you could make it. Actually, I have full full lineup.
All the holes are full. Wow, it's great. Look at you.
So it's not thirty six teams because when you have
a scramble you should put one on a part three
to move it along. And are you ready for this?
You know why you're gonna miss this because I have
a portable speaker with microphone. And guess who's gonna be
singing Elvis on the court ah and handing out scars?
Love it. So I was at my golf league that
I heard somebody's talk about generator and I'm like, you
have a portable one because I think I'm gonna hook
up something for my dad. Scene and he goes, no,
I have a like a suitcase with a handle, but
it's a speaker and go microphone. He goes, Mike, Mike's
on it hooks up to your bluetooth. So and I
saw his neighbor Kristen, so he's got to find his glasses.
I talked to today, So you know what could be better?
The girls are gonna go out of their mind when
they see this, surprised what this is going to be?
All the Elvis songs are what two three minutes? It's
a you know, sing another, sing another. Let's see what
this could be a disaster, A beautiful, wonderful disaster. This
could be amazing disaster. No, I mean it's so much
fun because I'm adding a couple we have we don't
have enough alcohol, so I think we we have to
drink tables with gin and tonics, Manhattan's and maybe a
watermelon spritzer, just a cocktail to go. I mean there's
beers and seltzers on the course. This is just a
sippy cup to go. Nice. So look at you. It
was a restaurant depot to day, got our supplies alight,
Freedo lay was right next door, went in, I ubered
somebody there a few months ago. And besides all the
food you get on the course, everybody likes a beg
of chips, so they donated two hundred bags popcorn and
a lace chips. So Fredo was really good to us.
Speaker 1: So, man, that's amazing, that's amazing. And then you what
did you do golf yesterday?
Speaker 2: Golf yesterday? Just get warmed up for your right and
stretched out the liver, stretching out the backswing, get back.
I am in so much pain to day. I have
been Have you shat down and you winced? What happened?
I was either laughing too hard and one yes, we
were laughing, our ball on my knees crying. We were
roasting one of these friend of ours. It was me,
Jimmy White White trash. Yeah, his friend Chris Bennett who
owns the noon Ins and we do a many fundraiser there,
and friend Dave Harrison who donates all his tips to
my fundraiser. So Chris brought this about the size of
that box underneath Coleman cooler from like nineteen eighty three,
all plastickets, slips and slide, and we were just roasting him.
I guess she had to be there, but you know,
at one point I go, Jimmy can help me with
this cooler? You know, it's that like the big ones
that you have now. So hole after hole after hole,
and we were behind a couple friends of ours, No
they were behind us, but anyways, every other hole they
were catching up and the shots were flowing this shot
and that shot, and how was the game the golf?
I we didn't finish. I think we got through eleven
holes and we took we drove the cards to the
ice rink and had more shots, which you know, that's
what we needed. And then I won that believe it
or not, I won the fifty to fifty. Look at this,
six hundred bucks. All right, yeah, he's split between two guys.
That was the second winner. Look at this. It was
a great day. And then I woke up today in
so much pain. I had to crawl from the bed
to the toilet. Really, just hold on. Do you have
any disk or something in your back?
Speaker 1: I don't know that you like ever for well, look
you wrestled, it's possible, right ice between you ever have
a problem? No, okay, And I borrowed.
Speaker 2: I used a new driver from Dave. He wasn't doing well.
We switched drivers. I was crushing this ball two and
thirty straight. I'm like, I'm gonna buy these. I was
to think I was switting too hot. You are not
used to the club. They're putting a little more into
it and the alcohol, so I've been going from hot
to ice to hot eye. I'd be profering. Damn, dude,
I'm sorry. Yeah, Well, you wrestle when you're injured, you're hurt,
you don't wrestle when you're injured and you got to
know the difference. Yeah, you got to fight through your days.
You know, maybe this will make you happier. Gifts. I
love gifts. Why is it vibrating? This is I think
this one's for mabe. This These are for you.
Speaker 1: And I don't know if you'll get the reference or not, but.
Speaker 2: You got gifts. Do you know what that is? I do?
What is it? It's a It's a glow worm from
nineteen nineteen eighties. Try me, squeeze me. We're smalllest. But
what do you what? Why do you know why? Glow worm?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: Dog, come on, dog, come on.
Speaker 1: It's actually it's a really deep poll. But it's a
reference to you. It's a really deep poll.
Speaker 2: Oh, roll up, I know the fruit roll ups. Yes,
I remember that one of the fruit roll ups. It
was from an uber driver that told me, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I told that story. Yes, this person said, billified stickers.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll give these out when I threw out the
first pitch on Thursday night at the game.
Speaker 2: Oh, I've got a story about that too. Very cool.
Speaker 1: So, but the glowworm is in reference to your movie
when the girls are trying to shine the flashlight on
your pants.
Speaker 2: Yes, I would, they say.
Speaker 1: And one of them says, I want to see your
glowworm in the.
Speaker 2: Movie if something else glows.
Speaker 1: Okay, they said they wrote down. Let me see because
I copied it. One girl says she wants to see
his glowworm. See if he puts two and two together.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I like it. It's a deep
pull it is. Look at that my bad back. I
haven't had a deep pool all day. Now you're gonna
have clowworm. I like it. I'm gonna regift this. Well,
I think I'm gonna gonna regift it somebody, somebody loves
this stuff. Yes, well, you know what, maybe you can
sell on ebag. And honestly, you might be right. Maybe
maybe what do you what are you talking about? First pitch?
What did you know? So a couple of weeks ago
was I in here? My father's a friend turned eighty. Yeah,
you went down, Yes, and he did throw out the
first pitch, and he practiced too, and he didn't make
it to the plate. He didn't know. I don't know
if I'm going to either.
Speaker 1: Well, so after I saw the picture, the pictures of that,
I went holy shit, I've got I put on so
much fucking way. So I went for a three mile
walk on Sunday. I went to the gym yesterday and
I did one of these workouts where you're did you
ever hear the like man ups? So it's where you
take two you take two dumbbells, you have them down,
you do a push up, you pull up one side,
put it down, push up, pull up the other side,
go down, push up into a burpie, back down, and
you do that twelve times.
Speaker 2: I've seen it. I've never done it, but when I
do push ups, or when I was in shape with that,
I would use dumbbells. Yeah, so I did that, I
did squat things. I was still short today by up
my shoulders and store my legs are store from the
one reason I'm not getting in shape among all the
others like you started, is just so Lord.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'm like, I'm motivated now. So I went
for a three mile walk again today.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow. I'll go back to the gym. I got my plan.
Speaker 1: I'm sticking to this fucking thing, and I'm sick. I'm
not gonna be a fat fuck the way, I was like,
oh my god, we got my.
Speaker 2: Fat fucking ass. What is the last time I was here? Uh?
Two weeks ago? The twenty third, yeah, or the thirtieth.
I think I turned fifty four? Was my birthday? I
don't know. Okay, I don't know anyways, turn fifty four?
You did, Yeah, it was July twenty seven. Oh my god. No,
we haven't seen you. Okay, that's sorry.
Speaker 1: So do we need to miss it? We didn't wish
you a happy birthday. We don't it's a card. We don't
have a bottle, we don't have anything.
Speaker 2: I got. I got some golf from passes the lake Shore.
Been out golfing a lot, and so far as good
summer and the breast cancer. Yeah, is all coming together
and just knock on wood and whatever you can do
for nice weather. You can't mess with mother nature, but
it's helpful. I bet it'll be nice. Yeah, I mean
it'll be a great day. Yeah, I hope. So it's
a Monday twenty six. Yeap golfing in the Mary Carriola
Tournament next Monday. Jeez, how are you going to handle this? Now?
Your back's bad? Uh? You fight through a baby so
and you got to stretch.
Speaker 1: You're just like a player. You're you're you're like Deebo
Samuel and uh.
Speaker 2: I've been working since I've been fourteen years old. I
called in the sick work twice in my whole life.
Once was to go find a new job. Once was
I had uh the gout believe it or now on
my knee from seafood. Come to figure out, Wow, yeah,
it was swollen up. Geez. Yeah. So even that a
little twist and turning behind the bar and just throw
your body off. H Yeah, absolutely so I have a
knee brace and uh, just in case I had to
wear it a little bit. But you gotta fight through
that work ethic. The kids don't know about, but you
gotta fight through it. Kids. Get it done then, just
get it done. Get it done. Ever had a coachy
all year like that or anything? Just just do it
just I mean Nike's slogan is just do it, but
just get it done. I mean, I don't have to
hear about it. It's just get it done. Yeah, there's
a lot of things in life. I don't Yeah, I
don't know. I know, I don't think I ever. Did
you watch the Olympics? I missed some of the podcast.
Did you watch the hammer throw. I only saw a
little bit of it. I did not I got peacock.
My mother wanted to watch the Olympics, which she wasn't impressed,
was I guess? But on all sports. It was all
sports and you can go for rhythm, gymnastics, sacred I swimming.
I liked watching the archery and the angle they had
it and you're not shooting it straight. You got to
go up a little bit and let it fly down
and they've got one screen with it. Let him go
and then the ten to nine wherever it hits. The
wrestling I watched, obviously we did first time in I
think twenty years and we haven't taken a gold in anything.
And wrestling and men's really had a couple of women
and then people are the bor like, hey, we're doing
really good metal count. I'm like, hey, do you know
Russia is not who usually takes a third? What else?
I did not watch any of the break dancing. No,
I didn't talk about you. Yeah, we did talk about
a little bit about the Australian lady who scored actually
saw the guy from France it is. Yeah, we did
the breaking of the record from who was Swedish. Yes,
I jumped in. There were some records broken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that kid, he well, he's an American kid, he's
from Louisiana.
Speaker 2: His mother is Swedish, so he gets to compete under
the Swedish, so he's been representing Sweden. I did not
see the Tom Cruise thing I have been watching on YouTube,
which seems awfully cool. Yeah, it was pretty cool. It
was pretty quick. But yeah, it was that that was interesting.
I did. No, I didn't see the hammer.
Speaker 1: I watched the shot put, and I watched up of
the track stuff, a bunch of the running.
Speaker 2: No, I thought it was great, I really did.
Speaker 1: I thought, damn, man, I love seeing a sixteen year
old kid had win a gold for America in the
four by four hundred. Yeah, I go god if hopefully
this isn't where you peak six he got the gold.
Speaker 2: But well, there was a Cuban who has broken the record.
He has won gold in five Olympics and Greco Roman wrestling. Wow.
Speaker 1: So oh yeah yeah yeah the big heavyightight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Phelps got golden four Olympics, yeah and five
or I think seven other people and he broke it
being five. Yeah, he looked ancient. Yeah, he looked at
his face. He looked like an old dude. But I
think he's just a rock. Yeah, it looks like he
just the other guy. I think he practically shut him out. Yeah.
In the gold medal Greco Roman, unless you're getting a
throw or you passer by, and because it's if you
don't know, it's upper body only. Yeah, and it's a
lot of turns. And then the way the one wrestler
loss against the US is that you have to lock hands,
and the Russian broke his hands and he lost one
nothing and it was only his second life lost in
his whole life. Okay, So Grego's a lot different and
it's kind of boring. I was watching it and I
kind of get bored. I couldn't tell what was happening. Yeah,
but when it's a dancing, well, when you get in
the throws, you're like, oh my god, you're waiting for
that big moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we will take a moment race and Randy, we're
gonna check in with him and he has a joke.
You're gonna have to try to figure out the punchline.
Speaker 2: Oh, no problem. And then we're gonna give you a
couple of stories and we'll see if you can come
up with a funnier headline or a funny can you
make it funny?
Speaker 1: A couple of things from the news, Can you make
it funny? There's and there are stories that I think
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Speaker 3: Got the BA to your house, was standing by the door.
Speaker 2: It's poison. Fucking well, you're in the right, You're in
bad job. No, Wow, Doug, Doug, don't talk see that.
This is terrible, Ella dog. You know what Cinderella said?
What she got to the ball? What did she say?
I love that joke. I know I've been doing that joke.
Speaker 6: Yes, since high school, since Disney.
Speaker 2: No, you're off on this. It's it's one you may
not think of. I know the song, I know you do,
but it's not a band that I.
Speaker 1: They had one song and maybe more popular.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, I gotta yes you do, come on, buddy,
laying on me? Oh wait, I can row? I love
this so happy right now, I'm so happy. This is
no this is your jo. This is right there, buddy,
and you're a DJ. Now.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say that it's a strip clip song. No, right,
so that's not Maybe that's not fair.
Speaker 2: I've heard of that radio plenty of time. Yeah, Heaven
isn't too far away? Why can scorpions? No? Yeah, I know.
Should they give you a hint? Yes, they had a
big song that I think was was a huge and
I may be off on this, so maybe it's a
terrible him. It was a great strip song. Oh come on, buddy,
come on, Warren. Who would remember this? Doug right? Seriously,
who's gonna one hit? Wonder gosh? I play this song
so many times? Yes, yeah, Jade stage three. I saw
them at the Lago a few years ago with somebody
else and obviously the last song was Cherry Pye and
they milked it. Yeah. Did they play Heaven? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Was it Janie Lane still or no? I believe so
lead singer Blonde Guy. Yeah, I was literally right at
the exit. Remember I remember I had an interview with them.
I had never interviewed anybody at all. I'm nineteen years old.
It's a Saturday. They were supposed to show up at noon.
They didn't show up till three o'clock.
Speaker 2: Guy goes, hey, man, Warren's coming in, so sure enough,
here comes for it. I didn't have to end the interview.
They're just hanging out, or I did. I'm asking stupid
questions about all the groupies. Yeah, because I look on
the camera. There's a security camera over the parking lot,
and I see all these girls hanging out waiting to
meet these guys, And I'm like, how about the groupies
and stuff. They're like, oh, yeah, I gotta be careful. Man.
I got a girlfriend.
Speaker 6: Man like, okay, yeah, right, my girlfriend every city Race
and Randy, I haven't talked to him in a while,
and we talked briefly, and I said, you got to
come up with a joke to see if Doug.
Speaker 1: Knows the punchline, or Doug can come up with a
better punch line. It is possible, it is always possible
that these jokes would be horrible. But uh, Randy too,
has I had a lot this has been a busy
time for people this this summer. Yeah, not usually it's
uh it's Olympic well maybe Olympic year. And you don't
even have Watkins, Glenn, I think because of the Olympics race.
Speaker 4: And Randy, Hey, guys, how are you doing.
Speaker 2: Did you do your interview with Dan yet?
Speaker 4: No? I did not. He I was all actually all
mowing the lawn. Yeah, And he called me and tested
me and I said, I'm mowing a lawn. I'll call
you later, okay.
Speaker 1: And what is uh what is he usually? What is
he going to talk to you about?
Speaker 8: Uh?
Speaker 4: This the upcoming racist southballer?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, the upcoming racist South Butler. I
keep seeing on f S one uh and some of
the others might. I might have even seen it on
ESPN Watkins when being in the chase. Right, the race
is in the chase September fifteenth, were about a month away.
Speaker 4: Randy, Right, and see, uh, because that'll be only for
this year to make sure they'll moving back through. I
don't guess they're going to move it back to August.
I'm going to guess.
Speaker 2: Okay, So how are you how are you feeling about
all that? A lot of money invested into.
Speaker 4: This, and it's uh, it's not great because I think
it's going to screw up a whole lot of people's
vacations only because a lot of kids go. Uh parents
bring their kids to the races that weekend, I mean
that week and or weekend and uh kids are going
to be in school, which means so they're you're not
going to be able to go to the races unless
they pull them out of school, which I doubt they
will come up till Uh, they won't be able to
come up Saturday.
Speaker 2: School's all on an iPad. Now, just bring your homework
with you, sit in the car and do it. Yeah,
it's changed since.
Speaker 1: So all right, well Randy, did you also come up
with a joke?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Oh body, I'm bummed.
Speaker 1: I was so excited because I had a guy give
me all kinds of lesbian jokes on the way and
I said, hey, you got a joke? And the guy
I was walking into the studio and he shot off
three lesbian jokes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was one of them. What do you call it?
Speaker 1: Oh, like, you know, get a license, what do you
call the license?
Speaker 2: Liquor license? You know all those right? Something about braces,
and I don't even remember what the punch. I was like, okay, buddy,
like and I guess say any of the ones I know?
Speaker 1: Uh so, what else is happening in the in the
world of racing? You texted me said the race Sunday,
the end of it was wild.
Speaker 4: Which it was. It was a wild, empty end. It
was not what I expected. Uh it was crazy. It
was one of the I would say it definitely highlight
of the year so far. I'm guessing, you know, almost
like the hail Mellin thing that drosh Chestein put off
a couple of years ago. But who is quite to finish?
Speaker 2: Randy? Who are the top five drivers right now now
that I watch NASCAR? I'm just I was wondering if
I even remotely heard any of them.
Speaker 8: Oh okay, well, I would say, you'd be talking Legonal, Hamblin, Blaney, Bell,
uh true, s Chastaine.
Speaker 2: Stop drinking. Body must have heard one of these guys.
Speaker 4: I mean Kyle Busch, who has not been having a
great year so fire, but he's definitely one of the
top one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's got that beer, you know, Bush Like I've
heard of Kyle Busch.
Speaker 4: I mean, you got Daniel Suarez, you know, I mean,
he's one of the you know, definitely one of the
guys now you know Jewish I mean, and don't And
William Byron, he's one of the top guys. You got
Chase Ellie. You must have heard of Chase Elliott. Everybody's
heard of him.
Speaker 2: His dad, did you know his father?
Speaker 4: And then and then uh uh uh yeah it was
dead Billy, it's his dad. Didn't Larson? You know, got
Kyle Larson. He's one of the any one of them
guys you could throw in the top have any work
the ball?
Speaker 2: No, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to racing, so okay, yeah, uh, I'm
glad you guys are both on here now because I
wanted to ask uh. I was gonna do this a
little later, but I'm thinking now there we often hear
and I Randy, I don't know if you've ever heard this,
but people being having their their drink spiked, right, Not
not often, but you've heard of it. I actually know
somebody in Rochester that had happened to at a bar
that I think you at one point worked at. I
will not mention it right now, but it's certainly not
the bar's fault. It was someone at the bar, was
you know? But then I'm reading I'm seeing this story
and I did grab a news clip. I'm not sure
if it's worth playing because they're not saying this. But
in the New York Post, two couples twenty years old
go to Mexico and two of the girls wind up
slumped over the bar. Now, when it seems like, Okay,
you're in Mexico, you're drinking, you're at a pool, you're young,
not of age because you're I don't know what the
drinking age is in Mexico. I don't know, And I
don't know if they even care. You have money, they
don't get Yeah, I was gonna say, I don't think
they care. So this girl winds up in a hospital
and they can't get toxicology reports from Mexico, even though
they're saying they had them. The boyfriend was separated from
her for some reason for like kind of like couldn't
get to her at the hospital as though they weren't
letting him in, and she wound up being airlifted to Texas.
I think there's a ten thousand dollars medical bill from Mexico.
I have a friend who got very sick in Mexico
just a couple of months ago, and the medical bill
was astronomical.
Speaker 2: Well, now they're.
Speaker 1: Thinking that these girls were spiked with synthetic fentanyl, and
they believe that they were targeted to be trafficked. And
I go, I always think that, like those are great movies, right,
you know, No, but do you know what I'm saying,
Like taken, that's what it is.
Speaker 2: Exactly, and it does it really happen?
Speaker 1: But yes, yeah, And I don't mean to diminish, because
God forbid someone listening head.
Speaker 2: But it just seems like like that.
Speaker 1: Just doesn't happen to me. And I'm starting to think, hey,
everybody may better be a little more aware, you know,
just be I mean, yeah, I don't know what happened
is this girl that.
Speaker 2: Week seven degrees separation of something where I've known, do
you know? That's why I want don't know anybody that's
had a family member law.
Speaker 1: This mother is talking about or taken, how they she
goes or they they weren't sure if they were going
to try to harvest their organs, which you know, you
remember hear the stories of.
Speaker 2: The guy will come in an ice to you know,
an ice filled.
Speaker 1: Bathtub and he's Kidney's missing or something.
Speaker 2: Randy in all your life known anybody to have anything
like that happened or not? No?
Speaker 4: Not nothing like that, all right?
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 4: Got I've said friends, you got roofied, But I've never
ever nothing like that.
Speaker 2: Who's ru Who? Come on? Man? Who's roofy in the
three one fiber? Nobody, especially with a bud Weser.
Speaker 4: Randy Sorrio, Old Milwaukee. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: God, the roof more than the beer.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'm thinking, like, what if you went on
the trip with these couples and you didn't get roofied?
Did you start to feel bad about yourself, like you're
not hot enough to get roofied?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean I was just because it didn't happen to
me all I'd care about.
Speaker 2: It, you know, but I would be.
Speaker 1: But what if you came home and go, yeah, you're
just not hot enough, you don't like or what if
you say to your parents, Ah, you know, I'm really worried.
Speaker 2: We're gonna go to my dad. Don't flatter yourself. Don't
flatter yourself. They won't watch Rodney jokes. I got was
on vacation. I got kidnapped. They sent my father a
piece of my finger. He said he wanted more proof.
So I mean even that it was a lose lose.
It's uh a very scary sounding thing.
Speaker 1: And the boyfriend was there because I thought, well, this
sounds like a couple of girls and maybe made up
a story and something happened.
Speaker 2: No, this was a couple's trip. Two years ago, when
I started driving Uber, there was I think fifteen hundred
or fifteen thousand cases of aductions just with Uber. Fifteen
hundred around the country of rape and in the entire country. Yeah,
that's when it would I'm going to say one is
too many.
Speaker 1: But these these guys percentage wise though on eBay, they.
Speaker 2: Get the Uber sticker, the Uber like they come out
of you by Uber. Yeah, so they jump in now
they I don't know how they long. They've had a
few years. You get afforded your cos I tell people,
you get this before you get in the car, are
you doug, Yes, And I should say what's your number? One,
two through four, and before we get in one too
through four, and then it goes to her phone and says,
this is your driver. Especially maybe not so much in
Rochester that's a really great city in Florida.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of no no, but well, look they're
about to have the music fest in in about two
weeks in Fairport.
Speaker 2: Right, you can't get in or out.
Speaker 1: Uber probably a very popular thing, and I think it's
even like Randy has young, Well you've got kids, but
then now you've got grandkids, they're probably too little for
Uber yet. But not a bad lesson to just remind
people that you verify who it is.
Speaker 2: Uber.
Speaker 1: Well, save your money Uber, but verify who your driver is.
Because what I was about to say to your number
of fifteen hundred, I go, that's not that it's throughout
the country.
Speaker 2: That's a small percentage. I agree with you. It should
never happen, right, and Uber's clearly trying to make it
so it never happens. And I don't want to adminish it.
Speaker 4: Yes, go ahead, Hey my grandkids want to go something
like that would be Grandma. Grandma would be the Uber.
Believe me, yes, you would make sure we would be
the Uber.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Now, Lyft doesn't do that shows you to picture
of the person. Both apps tell you the car, make, model,
and the license plate numbers. So I have had some
people look at the license plate. I usually just jump in,
Hey it was going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I go who was raping a fifty something
out of shape, six foot one blob covered in moles?
Speaker 2: If you want to there is not a chance. There's
nobody convicted criminal just got out of parole to Donna
my back. Hey, that's about it, all right. I don't
know nobody wants ay, Bill, you want to go down
to Duran and watch the submarine raises? Huh? What'll buy
your beer? Okay? Got a strap on? Summary, he got
some guinness. We didn't take too much with you. Yes
it would Yeah, well I don't know. Uh, Randy, who
who did you know? They got? Roofie did? And what
was the result? Uh?
Speaker 4: It was just a buddy of mind. It actually got rufe. Yeah,
and he ended up waking up. He ended up waking
outside his car the next morning.
Speaker 2: Was it done as a joke by somebody I did?
I do not know about him? Was anything missing that
I know?
Speaker 4: He wasn't missing anything I have. I just I don't
know if somebody just got him or enough, if you
pissed somebody off or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But my buddy, how we'd be one of the guys
would pisch from me off, probably do it to him.
But it wasn't him, but it was a friend of
mine him. But I would say I would back a long, long,
long time ago we have been.
Speaker 2: And they'll leave napkins on top of their drinks. Now, yeah,
not a lot. No, I think it looks terrible for
a bar. But depending on where you are more.
Speaker 4: In the supper, there must be slow drinkers because that
might bar my drink would have been gone before they
had a chance to put it in.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but here's the other thing too. Now I'll ask
you this is it. Sometimes if you're drinking let's say,
draft beer, and somebody puts a napkin over it, you
do that that's not yours. It's not hard to confuse
glasses at a at a uh of draft beer at
at a crowded bar.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, possible that too. I have no
idea because sometimes you know, drinking out of the same
glasses like making out with somebody in a way, And
I don't need your backwashing my beer. True, you know
what I'm saying, And I don't want to at all.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if you had known anybody who had
any of these stories in the hospitality business and stuff,
and I thought, even rac and Randy.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. It's so rare.
Speaker 1: But it's so rare in my mind, I'm like, how
what are the odds?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: And then what are the odds it could happen? I guess,
you know, just being aware of your surroundings is.
Speaker 2: Always a smart idea. Scary because it's out there. It's
not talked about as much as other things, but it's
out there. Yeah. Oh well you could google some numbers
during a break and see what it is. Yeah, I mean,
even there, how do you know? Well, missing persons Unfortunately,
I think you have to wait twenty four hours before
they're actually missing. This is what I mean.
Speaker 1: And then we So that's why I always become a
statistic What are those numbers in terms of trafficking?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: How would you really get an accurate number? I don't know,
because it's not like, hey, taking one market.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah the racer, we got another. Yay, we just
got our tell port changed. I mean, that's all I'm saying.
And so, but yes they do when people who have
been recovered, Hey, look, you never to fuck know what
goes on.
Speaker 1: How about that guy in Cleveland had those girls in
his basement.
Speaker 2: I did hear about that? Oh this is years ago. Oh, Randy,
remember this couple of years back. Guy had a bunch
of girls that he held in his basement handcuffed into
and somehow one of them escaped or I don't remember
how they got out. But people live right next door,
and they said everything you would expect him saying, nah,
never suspected anything. Was nicest guy, you know, the whole thing. Cleveland.
Here's one that says according to the Child Crime Prevention
and Safety Center, on average, thirty three children are abducted
by non family members in the United States each day.
Well that's okay, okay, I mean I look, my dad
wrote some stuff for each day and averages twenty one
hundred children reported missing in the United States. Of this number,
eight hundred of these cases turn out to be false alarms,
but that's still three hundred that aren't are some of
them may be taken by family members, yep. And then
it's the ones with the strangers. And usually the strangers
have I mean, they've usually groomed themselves. So the kid goes.
Speaker 1: Steven Stainer was an really interesting case. He was abducted
and saw himself on milk cartons and everything molested, lived
with this guy, turned fifteen. The guy went and got
somebody else kidnapped another kid named Timothy White, and Steven
didn't want Timothy to go through what he went through,
so he turned them in, turned himself in, and they
came and got him and the arrested this guy. Steven
goes back to his family, who remembers him as seven
when he was abducted, now he's fifteen, and make a.
Speaker 2: Movie about this. I think they did, Myshell Pfeiffer.
Speaker 1: I don't know if they did on the Steven Stainer story.
Speaker 2: They may have.
Speaker 1: My dad had written grants and books about this with
another guy who was working with the family through therapy
to try to bring him back together. And Stephen, I
think I married and had a child, but he's young,
like in nineteen or twenty, and then got killed in
the in a motorcycle accident, and then his brother.
Speaker 2: Wound up getting picked out. He murdered a mother and
daughter in Yosemite. Geez.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it was the most bizarre, but you know,
all the attention goes on the missing kid, and mean,
while you got brothers and sisters at home. There's just
I don't know, just a really strange thing. And then
thirty three day, when you think about that, by strangers
is pretty high and that would be trafficking stuff too.
All right, Randy, I'm sorry to give you all this
this status and things. What else South Butler?
Speaker 4: When the twenty fifth of our third race of the year.
The last two races have been all standing. We've had
a lot of cars. We had one hundred cars for
the first race. I think we had ninety eight cars
for the last race. Was misquoted on what we had
for fans of the race the last race. I thought
we only had like maybe like five hundred across. I
was way off. I was like nine hundred people we
had at the race on the side, all right, So
I was I was way off, and which means, you know,
but we had a lot of cars, and uh, you
know it's uh everything she used to be going fine. Uh,
you know, everybody's having fun and we've got and we're
getting new cars every time, getting new cars. Got a
couple of regularly have not showed up yet this year.
We're kind of waitning for Mike Brown. Uh, Chris Hardwood,
we haven't seen. Uh the gentleman's name Chris Hardwood.
Speaker 2: Yes, Uh, the gentleman just doesn't. You can't live up
to your name. Live up to your name. How did
you get that name?
Speaker 1: By the way, Usually yeah, it was usually meant like
remember blacksmith or smith.
Speaker 2: Right. It reminds me of a joke. Last name. So
this guy's in the library and he walks by this
hot blonde with a bunch of books, and he goes,
are you doing some research? She goes, Actually, I am.
I'm studying about the history of the male penis. And
oddly enough, American Indians have the longest an average sized penis,
and the Jewish Men have the thickest size on average.
She goes, I'm sorry, I'm babbling. My name's Betty. What's yours?
He goes, Geronimo Goldstein, How you do, Randy?
Speaker 1: You gotta tell that it works tomorrow, buddy, tell.
Speaker 2: That this was what you know what? I haven't told
this joke? We go We got him on a roll
now and uh. This little boy walks up to his
mother and said, mommy, why you wint colk funny? She goes,
you always talk that way. Son? You wait, you wait,
colk funny. He goes, you always talk that way, son,
He goes, miss your mail man, Why you wit talk funny?
Who hate you talk? Funny? I told that it for
us last week. Took a couple, uh a couple, and
she took it into work and then I saw the Follywood.
She goes. I just loved that joke. I just tell it.
Everybody was like, well, there you go, it's my house
for a mile.
Speaker 1: Uh Randy, good luck with the twenty fifth. We'll talk
to you before that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure, okay, but it will.
Speaker 4: But I guess say so. I didn't get much talk
about the race the other night. Sorry, that's okay. I
just thought, I understand why Austin Dylan do it. But
that wasn't a bumping run. That was let me drive
through you. Yes, and that that is my and that's
my my opinion. I mean, that wasn't a bump and run.
I mean, I know Joey Logano was passing, then the
gulls passed. I mean, Joey Logano has done some stuff too,
but he got driven through. So but it's you know,
it is what it is the way they got the
new thing set up. If you win, you're in the chase. Yes,
you know, So that's what the subverb brought it upon.
It's done it so, you know. But in my opinion,
he got drove through. But Joe Legand was going to
get fined from NASCAR for doing that burnout, inside hit,
laying with all the people around. He's going to get fine,
no doubt about that. If he doesn't, I would be
surprised of some kind of points deduction or fine for something,
because that was dangerous when he did that. That was
kind of on called for. I understand what he was
mad about. But and I'm you know, you know, think
a RCR is in the in the playoffs at least
for one car that's a wind Frost and Dylan. But
that wasn't no bumper run. That was let me drive through,
you you know. And so but that's the way the
point system is done. And you know, when you're in
the chase, and you know and that you get into chase,
that's more money.
Speaker 2: I don't know how these guys with the car accident
and stuff. I was telling Randy when I went up
to the Adirondics with my son, he rolled the u
TV we were in and I still have a stiff
neck from the hull. Flipped it right over. You did it? No, No,
my son did with me in it. Oh yeah, well you.
Speaker 4: Didn't have it in your hand, you wouldn't be Okay, great,
is that then closed?
Speaker 1: No, they're like they have a roof on them into UTV.
It's almost like a dune buggy has a roll cage
and you have a harness. See you're wearing helmets, but
you know, when you roll, you always want to make
sure that you go to the middle with your body
so you're not cracked.
Speaker 2: Right practice, you don't know what the hell's going on.
You start going, You're just I just holding on anything.
Speaker 1: Right, So my elbow got smashed because I came in.
Speaker 2: But but you're falling apart. It's just and I go,
I'm just thinking with Randy in these car accidents. You go,
I don't know how these guys get back in the
next week. It's like, God, know how you stay married
for that long? I mean that seems like wreck every
other week. From some stories, I'm like, you're still married
to her. She yelled you for going to the movies
without telling her.
Speaker 4: What the fuck is that like?
Speaker 2: Have you seen these calendar boards if you don't calendars on,
and they're right in the middle of the kitchen. Yeah,
and you have to write down when and what time
you're doing something. And if you don't write down, you
ain't doing It's uh. A few of my guy friends
are married, they have little kids and stuff they have. Yeah,
but it's so much going on. Yeah, yeah, yea. Yeah.
So you know you wanted to come golf of my
tournament and then you didn't put it on the canrad
put on the calendar. You're not And here's a good story.
This happened a few years ago. This is why Doug's
not married. Yeah, this doesn't make to be a surprise
guest for our tournament. And we're all friends. And I
told my buddy Lee, I go, hey, I got this guy.
I'm coming from Buffalo and I think he's a good golfer.
And he's like, you know, is he gonna be here
and time blah blah. Well ended up being Joe and
they were Navy friends together, so they wrote and he goes, yeah,
I told my told my wife I was golfing this morning,
and she goes, well, why didn't you tell me? On
Friday goes because I didn't want to hear you bitching
about me. Oh all weekend. You can yell at me
as you drop me off of the golf course, but
that's going to be the end of it. I go,
that's a great move. It's a great move. By the
time I've learned all these little fun facts from married guys, yeah,
I will be ready to get married. You will. It
might be too late, but it might be too late
at least for one of us. All right, Randy, Yes, sir. See,
Now Randy's been married what three times, Randy? Or four times? Yes?
Speaker 4: Three times don't make it for us. I'm not going
for the cycle. I'm not going for a cycle.
Speaker 1: But but he did a nice yoah. His wife is lovely.
They get they get along well.
Speaker 2: But Randy, I think that Randy probably has learned over
the years, just some things you don't bother arguing about. Right, No, No, I.
Speaker 4: Mean I try to let you know if I'm gonna
if I'm going to be somewhere where I'm gonna be,
you don't have to tell me, I said, I just
want to know where I'm in case you have to
get a hold of me. You're taking me through my phone.
You know where I'm at.
Speaker 2: My sister told me a couple of weeks ago. She goes,
you should have communication in a marriage, and you should
ask questions and you should bring things up. And uh,
she goes, you're gonna lose, but you should bring them up.
Speaker 1: You're gonna lose, all right, buddy, Thank you, Randy.
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, we'll talk to you.
Speaker 2: Man. That's good. You're gonna lose.
Speaker 1: Uh, we will take a moment when we come back.
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Because my son will be with that. No, I don't
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I would be so afraid. Now I'm afraid to hang out. Yes,
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What is not bad? No, it's not bad. Am I
allowed to do this? Course, David, I want you to
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the camera. David is Doug's dad.
Speaker 1: Doug said, Helen Hunt's coming to town and she's going
to be at the Kodak Center. And I think they
do a, Q and A, and I've done this with
different I've been to some of these with different actors
that they bring in. And Helen Hunt's going to come
in for Twister, which you, of course had Philip Seymour Hoffman.
Speaker 2: Yes, he was in that movie.
Speaker 1: And now I think there's a remake that's out Twisters Twisters,
but its supposed I don't know is it a remake.
I heard there was something in.
Speaker 2: The I don't think it lasts along in theaters. It's
already one of it blew out already. Think. Oh, I
didn't think it came out yet. I wasn't sure. I
could be wrong. I have no idea. So, uh, while you're.
Speaker 1: Doing that, Doug goes, hey, Helen Hunts coming, He goes,
you know they had a porno twist.
Speaker 2: It's like, yes, Twister, Twisters Twisters. Is it out yet? Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh it is, yes, And no, i'd heard nothing of it,
like no, I mean literally like nothing other than it
was coming.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. Unfortunately, I think it did terribly. Yeah,
oh wow, I don't know if people are going to
movies as much as they did. Yeah, well, I'll tell
you the one that really crush It was and I
think it was about to hit the billion dollar mark
now I maybe worldwide. Uh so yeah, yeah, I see that.
What'd you think? I liked it? The story was was
not as good as the first two. That's what people say,
with all the cameos and the funny stuff. Ryan, Yes
he is, and I'm sure there'll be number four. But
the story is.
Speaker 1: Almost a billion dollars at the box office, yes, or
it may have crossed a billion by now. And I
but I believe that's probably worldwide but not domestic.
Speaker 2: But I don't know. Uh, but I thought that was
so what Twister? That the porno twister?
Speaker 1: The porno Yeah, because I remember I did a parody
bit thinking I was so funny when the movie Twister
came out. I was doing a Halter noons on a
rock station in town here and I did a bit
called titty twisters. I hate those, but I did too,
and it was like the dreaded titty Twister. He's coming
down the hallway.
Speaker 2: You're running to hide, you stand behind the office door,
and here he comes titty Twister. And it was like,
I think this was just more. It wasn't much of
a plot. She could put her ankles behind her hand
and it's just real flexible. It wasn't about the plot.
It was about the twash. It was yeah, exactly now
that should be in the Olympics instead of the break dancing. Oh,
I know they have the neod Olympics. I don't know
if you knew this, Jesus, you are a plethora of
knowledge tonight. I didn't know this. My back was hurt today,
So what did you do? I just turned on my
phone and I can't do that. My back hurts too much.
I can't really get into it. You know, you're cramping
up and there's spine when you were you know, okay,
so nothing can fucking embarrassing, you know, fire department like
you or the and uh. I don't know what are
the neod Olympics. I don't know. I looked them up
just on Google for a.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 2: Actually, you know what I did there, Vogue Vanity of
the games they play in might have been. Yeah, they
don't want the French in there because may not clear.
The Sports Illustrated they do a photoshoot of yeah, the athletes,
they did, he asked me in the magazine. Used to
do that, Yeah, making the Olympians. And I was wondering
who were some of them this year? Did they do
it again? I don't know. That's why I was googling
it because I saw. Don't ask me why I was not.
It's wonderful something the Olympics to go, hey, well, I
didn't you talk about how much sex is going on?
They hand out free cons.
Speaker 1: I said this, I said, I don't. I don't know
how much sex.
Speaker 2: If you if you like the firing of the gun,
you're not getting laid. But if you're if you're bouncing
around a vault in somer Sol, you're getting late. You're
the people are young, young, and in the prime of
our lives.
Speaker 1: They're never gonna look they do all they do his workouts,
they're never gonna look better than they do right now.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: This is it, So take advantage. You could go international
and hot not even know what they're saying. Like the
Chinese restaurant next to us, they were fighting outside. We
didn't know what they were saying.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He'sably the international language of love. I could tell that
that was the international language of anger. Somebody was angry,
the international language of love.
Speaker 2: I do come back either. Yeah, he took his roll
and went home. The I would assume there's a lot
of So there's this Asian next to a Jewish Man
and what happened the jew? I don't remember. The Jewish
Man says, uh, wait, it's a it's all your fault.
It's all it's all your fault about Paul Harbor. And
he goes, that was Japanese. I'm a Chinese. He goes Chinese, Japanese.
What's the difference. He goes, well, it's all your fault
about the Titanic and he goes, that was an iceberg.
He goes Goldberg ice what's the difference. Yeah, But anyways,
they have neod Olympics and they have gymnasts. Uh huh,
I'll see if I can find again. Now, there's no
way that you can do all that and not have
some gas leak out of you.
Speaker 1: I would say amount of impact if you're nude, is
impossible that you're.
Speaker 2: Doing the one hundred meter dash? Would I would dash
after that?
Speaker 1: Wait, it's one hundred meters dash. Oh that looks like
a distance race. Yes, yeah, distance runners. It's a little
more flexible. They'll go to distance buddy and not sponsored
by Nike, maybe Puma.
Speaker 2: Oh, there we go. That was a front of ESPN
with a of ESPN the magazine. I think they're online now.
Body Issues, yeah, the body issues, Body Issue. Yeah. And
one of the things they we said, I think Abby
Wamback was in that and it was always tastefully done.
Speaker 1: You didn't see anything, yes, but one of the things
I will say that I liked about this was an
athletic body is not a flawless body. Do you understand
what I'm saying? Like a lot of like Patrick Mahomes,
people make fun of rowing. Oh, I don't know if
you call it an English channel, but sure what that was.
I just looked at Oh my god lines, Yeah, beaverunt, yes,
watch out from the beavers in the river. They but
Patrick Mahomes like they make fun of the dad body.
Yet the guys won how many Super Bowls?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Tom Brady when he went into the league didn't have
much of a body either. Know, it was concave chests
and everybody made fun of just the point that you
can be a great athlete and not be.
Speaker 2: Some of the people.
Speaker 1: Yes, the people who were the best bodies, like the
bodies that we go, wow, that's me, are not great
athletes because they're too big in certain areas well.
Speaker 2: Look at pictures. I mean, ye're either fat, born with
a lightning Bartola cologne, never have not. No, he's a big,
fat fuck plate for the mats, plate for everybody. He
was huge.
Speaker 1: And I think Fernando Venezuela was pitch for the Dodgers.
Yah for Fernando, I.
Speaker 2: Thought he was fat. I think Abba song too, But
go ahead, what was Fernando? Yeah? It was. Yeah. The
fact that you know that my mother loved Aba. Oh,
go blaming on mom, Sure, blaming on mom. She just
want to probably records somewhere. Abba and the neod Olympics.
I'm just saying. I just say, we bring it all here.
We got the whole package, and that not just the
pole vaulter either. That was impressive, Yes, it was impressive.
You should get a gold just for that. Yeah, you
don't think that guy was getting as that night that
there was a line to his door. Yeah, they were
all farder than abbots. They needed to get on it.
July they were doing pommel horses. There's no U wondering. Yeah, uh,
what's bugging you? Doug? Are there things that are bugging you?
Because I saw something today. That is bugging me. Driver.
You get irritated by things I do? Is the one
needle is I'm over funny and smiling and laughing. It
jumps right back to the I can get irritated really early.
And I guess the age has something to do with it,
or just lack of courtesy. You're just that people have
lonely man, that somebody would take your body, wrap it
in plastic, put it in a tub, put bleach on
it for nine months, and take your benefits and no
one would know your missing. Let me do it after
the golf tournament because there's a lot. There's a lot
going on. No, I don't want you to do that.
You could, but you know what you could do that.
I was thinking that today when I was crawling in
the bathroom, like Jesus, I'm gonna die alone and I'm
not going to make it somewhere and hopefully my cell
phone was near me.
Speaker 1: Apple Watch, apple Watch, I'm bit, Yes, yes, yes, I
know I want to fit bit. But the Apple Watch
may not be a bad investment.
Speaker 2: I masturbated with it, told me abund twenty miles of
seven minutes. But thank you, good doggie phelps. Uh here's
one that I love.
Speaker 1: What is bugging you when I love when I go
on social media and someone announces on social.
Speaker 2: Media they're taking a break from social media. Just unfriend them.
I don't need this and I want to go. Who cares?
Just take a break? You know, I get it if
you decided that the rhetoric that you're seeing or the
whatever you're seeing doesn't jibe with you. There I can understand.
Speaker 1: People could say it gives me anxiety. Look watching the news,
it's not considered very healthy all the time because it's
mostly bad news. And if you see stuff, but I go,
and then my favorite is the people who announce that
they're back, I don't.
Speaker 2: I will know. I want to write, I'm like, you
know what, this just go south, and then I would
have to apologize yes, and it can't be fun rhetoric,
and it would be.
Speaker 1: And this is why I took a break from social media,
because the people like Doug Felts exactly, nasty comments are
not appreciated.
Speaker 2: I'm losing weight. I have to do this by such
a just get it done.
Speaker 1: Yes, I don't need the thing. Yeah, you know, I
told my father.
Speaker 2: I think a year and a half after I quit
smoking that I had actually quit smoking. He asked me.
I go to I quit, because when did you do that?
I go a year and a half ago, He goes,
you didn't tell me. I'm like that kind of thing.
I think you just have to you've got to do
and then let somebody else notice. Well, I'll tell you
because I don't want to say, hey, I'm quitting smoking,
and then you don't. I try not to announce things, right,
you know. Yeah, Or you get one of those friends
who's kind of an asshole, goes, come on, I'm moving
to Florida, and then something you're not moving. You're like, hey,
I thought you're moving to Florida. Wellness, and then they
got to hear their excuses. Just do it, get it
done well.
Speaker 1: I always think, whatever your idea is, whatever you're trying
to do, tell no one and just do it. Just
do it, Just do it, because then if the only
person who benefits from it is you, Yeah, right, the
fact that you know you gave up smoking makes you
feel better. Maybe somebody the second hand smoke. I have
no idea, but I'll say for you, that's the thing
diet who benefits me?
Speaker 2: Right? I see some of my old posts from years ago.
First day back in the gym. This is rough and
you know a few people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it was new social media, right, and you
got an ego. I mean, I understand I didn't post yesterday.
I was ship face.
Speaker 9: Why not?
Speaker 2: Why not? Who wants to read that thought? Face? Saturday
I posted nothing. You said I hate you, Kevin h
I said I hate you. You apologizing said I still
hate your fucking ship face. Your buddy Kevin took a picture.
But then I was not. That's the thing is, I
wasn't right, but I didn't care. Really thought it was
he can't prove it to me. I cannot. I can't
get a breathalyzer. Tell you can't. So and I have.
Speaker 1: By the way, I was going to put together a
montage of my summer. Me passed out to bed in Kuka,
me passed out at the Stone Show, and me passed
out in Kevin's.
Speaker 2: Garage keeping a regimented I think beers before you went
into the Stone Show. But what theme would that be?
I know that was dumb, that ruin. No, you're having
a great time. I did have a great I did
have a great time. Did you videotape the whole thing
so you can remember it. No, I did not. I
did not.
Speaker 1: It was that's the part that I bothered. I I
saw something today, I wasn't even.
Speaker 2: Would you sit at home and remember it and think
about every song or because the cool thing is you
can go to set list dot com and you can
see where the band was were there, print out the
set list, put your ticket on it, make a little
frame something like that. I think we had digital tickets,
but I didn't. No, and I never have been. You
can get your ticket printed out. Yeah, I just never.
I never. I never cared enough.
Speaker 1: I wasn't one of these people like autographs and things
that meant anything to me. A picture with somebody I
thought was way.
Speaker 2: Cooler than that. But I never was a big autograph.
Speaker 1: And then even to put them up, I mean maybe
you'd have it around like a home office, but I
wouldn't have it somewhere where like most people come to
my home would be.
Speaker 2: It would be a little embarrassing. Yeah, oh Joe Montana, Yeah, yeah, buddy,
the kind of a few years ago. That's right in
front of my TV.
Speaker 1: That's right in front of your Oh yeah, but the picture. Yeah,
but you're a lonely loser. I mean, then you put
on the helmet, run around and pretend you're Jo naked.
Of course, absolutely you're the goat. Joe, You're the goat.
Speaker 2: Fuck that Brady guy, absolutely drinking my fucking dirty my
TV through the helmet, fucking give myself a concussion. Yeah,
in the wall, boom and fucking get this on four
Super Bowl rings, no interceptions, no interceptions, and four Super
Bowls for an amazing that is truly amazing in a
time where the game was rougher right back, rougher, pussy,
Tom Brady got this in the grass and four games
suspension and deflated, and they're stealing other playbooks from p
and like you don't hear that ship with Joe. I
still think that they have a town in Montana named
Joe Montana. They do, yes, yes, But they had a
whole TV TV show TB TV. Yeah, what's TV Tom Brady, Oh,
Tampa Bay. Yeah, that was a fixed Tampa Tom, Tampa Tom.
That was a fix. It was a quarterback. They did
that well.
Speaker 1: Mike Evans is a great receiver. Uh and I think
did pretty well even with Baker Mayfield. I like Baker Mayfield.
Speaker 2: I don't you know. I'm on hold for football till
Game one. I want golf. I want summer. Yeah, I
know people talk about sports all year.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've been I've been watching some stuff just to
get a little bit ready. But and I went to
training camp twice just I don't know what I'm looking at.
And it sounds ridiculous. People say that that, what do
you mean. What I'm saying is I don't know what
the point of the drill and I'm looking at is.
Sometimes there may be, hey man, we're gonna left the
defense just so they get the feel of that.
Speaker 2: I don't know right. So, but you're close to the
players players, they're running the other team's offense and defense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you see like but you see the stars.
You know Josh Allen. But when Josh Allen walks through,
it is like a rock star and he stops and
signs every single thing for kids. So get from the
field to the locker room for him is probably an hour.
Speaker 2: Denzel Washington, he tried to ask about his fame and
he goes I stood next to Michael Jordan one time,
and nobody could care less about me. They all wanted Jordan.
I mean to be that elite. Yes, I mean Josh
Allen isn't close to Michael Jordan.
Speaker 1: But no, but probably around here. I think he's a
bigger star than Kelly was. You know, he's got a
national super Bowl. Yeah, but I mean nationally just in
terms of right now.
Speaker 2: He's a good guy. He doesn't I don't think he
yells at his team enough. He's got to kick some
people in the ass. I think it's good. Maybe I
think they're gonna have a better season than what my
Bills Bill's friends fans and for whever. Yes, the Bills
fans that are my friends don't think they're gonna make
the playoffs. I'm like, I think they're gonna surprise you.
I think they're going to surprise too. I but to
your friend's point, it wouldn't be out of the question
if it sort of if they took a step back.
I don't expect that, but it wouldn't be like because
you don't have your number one receiver, You've got a
young guy and who's coming in and trying to build
that chemistry and you just get a better off as
of coordinator. I think the coach will get fired this
year if they don't make it a Super Bowl.
Speaker 1: I think Bilichick comes in, do you Yeah? And I
hear that a lot with the Steelers, Not the Steelers,
the Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been hearing it a lot with the I
can't stand the Cowboys. Look at you because you're a
forty nine ers Hotly we hate each other. That's a
huge rivalry. I can't any any dating apps, Doug, any
any luck, any even fishing or do you want to
say no, because I know David might yeah. Uh, you know,
there's been just too busy to even think. Yeah, but
you don't like get any I haven't run in anybody.
I've had a couple of people at the bar, the numbers,
know nothing, know nothing, new acquaintances and say hey, I
love you and the Bill Morian Show. When you get
me back, I'm like, well, moving things, moving something. You
don't like me anymore. I'm on the phone. I come
in again the phone. I'm fine, big stop signal? I
did not, did I know? I didn't put up a
big stop sign. I just said in the name of love,
all right, game and I'm gonna give no hold on Doug.
Something more important no now? Yeah, uh yeah, I want
to hear about three cents permitted on my cell phone line.
I'm gonna tell you a story ready.
Speaker 1: So there's an artist that we have poked fun at
a few times on this program, not with you, but
uh named Joe Bricato and his dad Chuck, was in
the band called the Rustics, and they did a lot
of the jingles that you hear from you know.
Speaker 2: You'll save a lot Charlotte Chloe Okay, Charlotte Appliance and
all these others. They did a bunch of the jingles.
I think seabreezet at one point. But anyway, so Joey
has recorded a bunch of stuff. He's this the Sun
and does concerts and things and but can get like overbearing.
So a cousin of his, he texts me out of
the blue a week ago, goes, hey, my cousin has
something going on.
Speaker 1: Can I give him get him in touch with you?
Will you have him on the podcast? I said, absolutely,
you're coming in. I'm getting text My cousin's gonna be
calling you right now. You got to get him on
and I right, I right back. I'm about to tape
a podcast and know it'll have to wait till tomorrow
he goes, Michael, I was just gonna call you right now.
Speaker 2: No, have your cousin wait till tomorrow.
Speaker 1: The fucking guy calls, So now I have to say
to him, Hey, today's not a good day and I'm
right in the middle of something. Now I didn't have
to answer, but I've got I've well, I'm already answering Joey.
Speaker 2: Who's gonna say?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: I was texting him at the same time, so I'm like,
this is It was maddening. And then you walked in
and then and right away, Hey, you don't like me anymore? Baby,
Jesus fucking Christ. You can't catch your break. Well, I
can catch a break. Let's go drinking. When right now
I'm not I'm not doing that. Where's all the booze,
it's over there? Okay, not doing that. I am not
doing that.
Speaker 1: So that's what I was going to start to tell you, what,
John Mayer. I sat down on my toilet today. I
had gone for a three mile walk sitting on my toilet.
Speaker 2: What I'm just letting you know, Okay, the picture. I
don't like toilet Why I don't like toilets? Well, I'm sorry.
You have to know that I don't. What do you mean? Yeah, well,
because you're not a guy.
Speaker 1: So I'm sitting there and I see this whole video
on he said he gave up drinking and told nobody
much like you, and he did it for two years.
And he goes, look, I was at one of Drake's.
I was at Drake's thirtieth birthday party because I got
so drunk I embarrassed myself. And he goes, and the
hangover lasted because I'm on like day six in the hangover,
and I had to say to myself, how much of
your potential do you really want to reach? He goes,
because if it's sixty percent, and he wanted to spend
the other time just having fun and getting fucked.
Speaker 2: He come with the Grateful Dead a couple of years ago. Yeah,
he's he's yeah, and so he goes, when the story
came out that he was fucking ripped. Yeah, he doesn't
even remember the cancer. Yeah whatever, he drank or took
Gummy's go ahead.
Speaker 1: So he said, I stopped drinking, and he goes, I
will tell you that it was hard at first and
kind of boring, and you start to think. He goes,
But within the year of giving it up. I was
in two bands, doing four tours a new album, and
he said, my overall level of happiness went up. So
your whole base line of happiness is here. He goes,
you don't have those. Hey, I'm high, and I'm like
really low. He goes, it was, Oh, you just went up.
Speaker 2: And I'm sitting there going Could I give up drinking?
Could I give it up? And I like to think
I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't drink every day, but every other day yeah,
I mean I probably have a beer. And then there
are times where I used to drink every day. It
doesn't work in it runs, it runs like a I mean,
it's a train out of control. And I will say,
like I was talking when we did this this marijuana
MJ dispensary, I said, girl, I said, uh, I don't
know where the throttle is on marijuana.
Speaker 2: Where drinking. I know where I am right right, I
know what I know what to expect, and I had
to handle it. I know how to do it. And
I love to drink. I just love it.
Speaker 1: I know it's poison. I know it's not bad, but
it's social. It's fun, it's relaxing. Get a good laugh,
get a little buzz things get silly.
Speaker 2: It's okay. I just don't dry. Yeah, absolutely, I don't
drink much at all anymore. But when I do, it
seems like, oh, you go, it's yesterday with the tournament. Yeah,
I already know Tuesdays a waste because I'm gonna be hungover,
so today I wouldn't be driving Uber to anything. Monday's
a golf tournament, yeah, is mine. That's I just bought
seven hundred and fifty cups for Jello shots that I'll
be making next week. It's gonna be on and we
will go through all. I'm not leaving that tournament until
they're all gone in the afternoon. Yes, starting out with
a bloody Marry Mimosa table. Okay, grab your beers and
I got two tables gen Tanics, Watermelon Seltzers, uh Splitzers,
Manhattan's You're on the course Jello shots, and the Forest
Hills donating. It's sold out. Yeah, Forest Hills donating all
the appetizers that will be on the course. There's no
stick dinner, and I'm pretty sure I'm waiting on a price,
but I think I'm going to do a prostate father
son golf tournament next year. Because now I've one a
few people, I'm going to add out all the prostate. Yes, yeah, yeah,
it's gonna be father's son, father daughter, prost little yeah. Yeah.
Though it was a new film, you were producing it, right,
but uh yeah, I think I'm gonna do that all right.
There's been a few people that have told me they've
lost people prostaging. Nobody does anything. Yeah, and people bust
my balls over the years. Yeah, you do something for girls,
but nothing for guys. And you're a guy. I'm my god, Jesus,
what do you want me to do? I like you
fucking do it. I'm like, no, I don't have the time.
Speaker 4: Well, no bit of me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean nobody asked me to do this. I
want to do it in fourteen years.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of work.
Speaker 2: It is a lot of work. It is.
Speaker 1: Organization.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody else to party planning. I don't know how
you would do it. I don't mean yeah, but there's
got to be a way. Passion. It's a great time.
I was joking with somebody that said, the only reason
I run this golf term is I can be invited
to something. I want you to be there. I know
i'd be a mess. I would be a mess. Yes,
I would be until therefore, therefore, do you discuss something
that you know you're going to be a mess like
I can't be any part of it? No? Yes, yes,
I will be honest with you. Hanging on a second,
don't put the headphones down yet. You just brought this up.
I I a Fairport music fest.
Speaker 1: I am almost afraid I can't do it because I
get so out of control with the drinking.
Speaker 2: And that I knew yesterday was going to be a
tobacco that I just I go. I think I have
to stay away completely completely. I think you should do
a podcast outside.
Speaker 1: I know, but it and and and maybe we could
do that, and then I gotta leave. I can't stick around,
and I don't.
Speaker 2: I gotta know your limitation. Yeah, and I just know me,
and I know the people I would see and the
fun I would have, And then ixt thing you know
you're doing this morning, and they passed out on a
bench waiting for an uber. That's not good and that
has happened. So I'll say, Dougie Fresh dog cook, give
me all right, Bill, be there forty five minutes for Dougie.
Speaker 1: Fresh, I go bread.
Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow. I'm trying a TV.
Speaker 4: Don't the letter to you
Speaker 2: A state