Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cards. You've missed Kinsman and liked
Speaker 1: the new role and when he took his teeth facults,
Speaker 1: it's actually better. It's called a gum job. I believe
Speaker 1: that it is.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh, hello, welcome to Cheering the Cards. Ready for
Speaker 2: this week? I'm barely ready, barely I've rinsed through.
Speaker 1: How long have you been doing this for?
Speaker 2: We've rinsed through. That's an update from normal, right, it's okay,
Speaker 2: And exactly what have you got for us today?
Speaker 1: I'm apart from all with your crutch.
Speaker 3: Well, I have a story about an adult star who's
Speaker 3: making money in an unusual way. And then we have
Speaker 3: something a little bit magical in that science size ooh.
Speaker 2: Okay, and we also will have a game to play
Speaker 2: in our Game of the week. But on screen now
Speaker 2: you should see our social media contact info.
Speaker 1: Just look for at the cud TV and.
Speaker 3: As the names of people who have dropped us a
Speaker 3: lang along the bottom of the screen. We go over
Speaker 3: to mist and the show is.
Speaker 1: Okay. So I'm quite giddy and excited. Coffee. I know
Speaker 1: there were sugar sugars, weren't they I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm excited because this first news story combines two
Speaker 2: of my favorite things, drag.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of drag and Doctor Who. Okay, you
Speaker 1: look dubious. Careful why I don't do spoilers for Doctor Who.
Speaker 2: We're already aware that there's a new series coming out
Speaker 2: with Duty Gatua. We're all very excited. We've all see
Speaker 2: the trailers, and we've already seen trailers.
Speaker 1: That's a spoiler. You're not going to like this next bit.
Speaker 1: I've warned you.
Speaker 2: Okay, well close your eyes and close it and the
Speaker 2: rest of us, you at home and me, we're gonna
Speaker 2: have a bit of fun in the new series. Jinks
Speaker 2: Monsoon is going to be playing one of the villains. Oh,
Speaker 2: I can see you're fuming already. So now when I
Speaker 2: see Drinks Monsoon on the screen, I instantly know that
Speaker 2: that's going to be a bad person. But which bad
Speaker 2: person doesn't matter, because I now know that Jinks Monsoon
Speaker 2: is playing a bad person in Doctor Who. So when
Speaker 2: they come on screen, if they're being nice to a child,
Speaker 2: not punching a puppy in the face, I still know
Speaker 2: they're a bad person.
Speaker 1: You've spoiled it, Doctor Who.
Speaker 2: I haven't spoiled you just told me about Davis sported. Well,
Speaker 2: it's hidden as time. I just don't shoot the messenger.
Speaker 1: Always shoot the messenger information if the messenger is shot,
Speaker 1: I'm innocent in all of this.
Speaker 2: Well, this is this is well publicized, the bit that
Speaker 2: is news about it because everybody knows this, so it's
Speaker 2: not a spoiler. The name of the character has been suggested,
Speaker 2: not revealed, suggested and apparently the character is going to
Speaker 2: be called Maestro. Okay, now what is my stro Italian for?
Speaker 2: We may have a new Master. Now I'm not too
Speaker 2: sure whether this is a suggestion to put us off
Speaker 2: the scent, and I'm not too sure whether Jinx Monsoon
Speaker 2: really will be playing a new version of the Master.
Speaker 2: Lots of people are saying that this is probably a
Speaker 2: misdirector from the man himself. But yes, they will be
Speaker 2: appearing in an episode, the second episode on the eleventh
Speaker 2: of May, called the Devil's Card and to really drive
Speaker 2: them mad, it's going to be a semi musical episode
Speaker 2: featuring the Beatles.
Speaker 1: Going to flip this table going, well, it's my job.
Speaker 3: No doctor, who spoil us. That's a one rule. You
Speaker 3: can say, wafful if you want, just no spoilers.
Speaker 2: Some of us can enjoy Doctor Who for how it's presented,
Speaker 2: not being upset about what's been presented. There's a reason
Speaker 2: people have trailers. It's to get you excited about what
Speaker 2: might come. Excited about what might come. I don't know
Speaker 2: what might come. Is the element of surprise, which you
Speaker 2: have just robbed from them.
Speaker 4: I've not robbed I've not robbed you. You've stolen some
Speaker 4: of my joy. Moving on, Okay, what's next.
Speaker 1: Let's going to say wins this next thing.
Speaker 2: Let's do something a little bit more your speed. A
Speaker 2: teen romanes, teen romance, romance, teen romance, team romance, young love.
Speaker 2: It's a team romance. No, we're not talking about those
Speaker 2: videos you google. Next Hamster, that's a whole different thing.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Sebastian Croft who was in Heart Stopper?
Speaker 1: Is it he played? He was playing the bully. He's
Speaker 1: not in it anymore. He's left.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, so he's gone on to then, I think, yes,
Speaker 2: if I remember correctly, he's gone on to do another project.
Speaker 2: It's going to be on Prime Video and it's called
Speaker 2: How to Date Billy Walsh and apparently it's all about
Speaker 2: a love triangle. Seems from the synopsis to be a
Speaker 2: heterosexual one.
Speaker 1: But yeah, heterosexual gout appropriation there as well.
Speaker 2: When I came out, my dad couldn't say the word homosexual,
Speaker 2: and he would say the word. He couldn't say it
Speaker 2: physically or emotionally, just both, just he emotionally couldn't put it.
Speaker 2: Just sounded like so whilst I was going through probably
Speaker 2: one of the most crisis points of my life, I
Speaker 2: was laughing with.
Speaker 1: Its because he couldn't say the word.
Speaker 2: My dad couldn't say the word either, but I think
Speaker 2: that's because he chose the words.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to repeat them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, but yeah, I can't say the word heterosexual apparently.
Speaker 2: So anyway, he plays somebody called Archie, a plucky, hapless
Speaker 2: teen who has a big secret.
Speaker 1: Not that, not that.
Speaker 2: No, he's in love with his childhood schoolfriend Amelia, probably
Speaker 2: is Amelia is falling over Billy, a brawny new pupil.
Speaker 1: Okay, why are pupils brawny?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, there he is, and that's
Speaker 2: that's the show. Apparently a Sebastian, in reflecting on this story,
Speaker 2: has given a bit of romantic advice. Okay, if anything
Speaker 2: helps him, If you ever get into a love triangle.
Speaker 2: Be nice for me to just get the one partner,
Speaker 2: let alone.
Speaker 1: Your line? What love line? Right? A dot on the Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know what kind of circle you'd like anyway.
Speaker 2: Sebastian says the advice I give he'd probably not be
Speaker 2: able to take himself, but he thinks you have to
Speaker 2: be really honest and strong. He advised, put your heart
Speaker 2: out there and say how you feel, and if it
Speaker 2: hurts you, move on. It's better than being stuck in
Speaker 2: a not knowing situation. I'd like to say, bollocks, utter, utter, bollocks.
Speaker 2: Don't tell somebody how you feel about them. Otherwise they
Speaker 2: walk off on you on New Year's Eve and leave
Speaker 2: you crying in the rain. That's happened to me twice.
Speaker 2: Maybe don't tell them on New Year's Well, you get
Speaker 2: pissed New Year's Day.
Speaker 1: You tell people that you love them.
Speaker 2: Well, that's if they've come home with you that night
Speaker 2: and they ain't anyway, Never had that problem. Yeah with me,
Speaker 2: I'm just a sad wanka who goes home and enjoys
Speaker 2: a box of Kleenx CLEENX. Well, you know, if you
Speaker 2: are your own love, you want to treat yourself the
Speaker 2: barn one anyway, sticky residue behind.
Speaker 1: So one last story for you. There's a new movie.
Speaker 1: Well it's out already called monkey Man. Okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you remember Dev Patel from Skin Yeah? Yeah, a
Speaker 2: slum dog Millionaire. They did quite well out of as well,
Speaker 2: didn't they. Well they're in this new movie.
Speaker 1: I've seen the trailer and it looks so kick ass,
Speaker 1: like really kick ass. It's action.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's it's got that flavor. And I think the plots,
Speaker 2: I think that what are you giggling for? You said
Speaker 2: action by brain work, the light of the stuff.
Speaker 1: You're not getting so mean to me, I'm gonna leave
Speaker 1: and never do the show again. It's an action film.
Speaker 2: It seems to have this revenge plot going all through it,
Speaker 2: and it's very much a film about the underdog, or so,
Speaker 2: Dev Patel says. The main protagonist that he plays as
Speaker 2: a character called Kid, and he joins a group of
Speaker 2: trans and gender non conforming characters to fight the elite
Speaker 2: that's oppressing them. Basically, it's all very much set in
Speaker 2: India and the community over there. Have you ever heard
Speaker 2: of the Hidja community? No? Okay, So it's in the
Speaker 2: trans debate is very Western centered and very bonkers about
Speaker 2: it being some mad new thing.
Speaker 1: In other cultures.
Speaker 2: Transcend gender non conformity is a long established It's the
Speaker 2: third gender, and they have a community, they have cultures,
Speaker 2: they have like pastimes and and ways a bit like
Speaker 2: it's an established group in the society. It's not some
Speaker 2: new mad thing that some writer of a children's fiction
Speaker 2: book needs to get a nickers in a twist about.
Speaker 2: So when making this film, they really wanted to make
Speaker 2: sure that the ide apologies of not pronouncing this properly.
Speaker 2: The Hidjura community is a society of insects, trans and
Speaker 2: other third gender groups who live across South Asia. They
Speaker 2: are largely removed from the wider society, but they have
Speaker 2: existed for more than two thousand years, and dev Pateel
Speaker 2: this has been their director directorial debut, I believe, has
Speaker 2: made sure that they're part of this film. He sums
Speaker 2: it up by saying, we should be fighting for one another,
Speaker 2: not against one another. For me, it has become rigid
Speaker 2: over time when you look at the old carvings and
Speaker 2: these temples in India. The freedom, the sexuality of it,
Speaker 2: the philosophy was so ahead of its time. I wanted
Speaker 2: to dive into it and make that the law of
Speaker 2: the film and I can't wait to see it. Not
Speaker 2: just because yes, right on with all of that, but
Speaker 2: it just looks like an amazing like the action sequences
Speaker 2: look stunning, really genuinely stunning. So yeah, that's out in cinemas.
Speaker 2: Now go watch Monkey Man. And that's all for the
Speaker 2: show bus this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that, missed.
Speaker 3: Always nice to know that as a monkey Man not
Speaker 3: doing spoilers about one of my favorite TV shows.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, so stick around. Next, it's Mike in the Buzz.
Speaker 2: You're watching Chewing the Curd. We've missed and Mike.
Speaker 1: Now let's go deep into the somewhat poorly lit web
Speaker 1: as it's Mike and the Buzz. What have you got
Speaker 1: for us? We're doing crafty queens again this week. No,
Speaker 1: we're not doing crafty queens. Can you make out a
Speaker 1: bit of old sacking. This is a design the top,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I look quite sexy and this might be why guys
Speaker 2: don't try and champ up.
Speaker 1: I did say that.
Speaker 2: Yes, toilet habits, Yeah, do you have any particular quirks
Speaker 2: when using the lavatory?
Speaker 1: No? I just use. I'm not like one of those people.
Speaker 2: You know, people have poon knives and things or bits
Speaker 2: of pains. Have you never heard of a poo knife?
Speaker 2: Like when people have like a little button knife next
Speaker 2: to their toilet to scrape away any you know, little
Speaker 2: chunky bits after they've been from from where from the basin?
Speaker 1: Oh right, not from you. I just think that's not clever.
Speaker 1: There are there are people that do that. It's really weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've heard the phrase everything's still if you're
Speaker 1: brave enough. But well, it's only a butter life.
Speaker 2: It's not like yeah, but anyway, and then people use
Speaker 2: rags for tissue paper so they can wash it again
Speaker 2: and things like that.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I know of some.
Speaker 2: Weird toiletlet ads but the toilet habits but no.
Speaker 1: Not me.
Speaker 3: Well, this is a lady who has basically Terrandams said
Speaker 3: we need to save an our water bill. Mm hmmm,
Speaker 3: so has brought out a rule for her partner that
Speaker 3: you only flush after number twos.
Speaker 1: Oh, if it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown,
Speaker 1: wash it down.
Speaker 3: I know that rule, yeah, and it's had some interesting
Speaker 3: responses on the internet. There's like flush the toilet you did, Yeah,
Speaker 3: does your toilet not stink? And he actually answer going, yes,
Speaker 3: it does. It would warmer month as well.
Speaker 1: All.
Speaker 2: No, see, I even make sure I put the lid
Speaker 2: down when I flush, because obviously when you flush it
Speaker 2: all and that can get your teeth brush.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why people's.
Speaker 2: Toilets are in their bathrooms, if you get what I mean,
Speaker 2: if you're saying if.
Speaker 1: You have a toilet in the living room, because a
Speaker 1: bit of a conversation starter, but well, I have a
Speaker 1: bath in my bedroom. Yes we know, yeah, because you're
Speaker 1: living in nineteen seventies, pawn. Yeah, I have a bathroom
Speaker 1: my brain.
Speaker 2: But I do think the toilet itself should be a
Speaker 2: separate room, not not not your bathroom, okay, because flushy,
Speaker 2: flushy and just germs generally. Anyway, Yeah, see, I think
Speaker 2: a toilet should be in the same room as the
Speaker 2: shower because when you're having a.
Speaker 1: Rint through, it's just it's there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I don't poop in the shower, but yes, anyway,
Speaker 2: So are you pro or cones con con con con
Speaker 2: con con? I get the principal, and I'm all for
Speaker 2: ecology and saving waters, but no, no flush, you want
Speaker 2: to save water.
Speaker 3: You could have one of those toilets that's got the
Speaker 3: wash base in the top, so we wash your hands
Speaker 3: and then the it goes into the top of the the.
Speaker 2: Toilet, so when you flush, it uses that water. I've
Speaker 2: seen ones where they'll have fish bowls in the cisterns.
Speaker 1: That's quite cool. That's going to be a bit of
Speaker 1: a problem when you flush the toilet and the fish.
Speaker 1: Oh love, it's a pretty little girl. They are designed
Speaker 1: to not flush the fish. So how is that ecologically sound?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying it's ecologically sound. I was saying it's
Speaker 1: pretty What I.
Speaker 3: Was explained was an ecologically sound idea because it reuses
Speaker 3: the water, well, you know, gray water usage.
Speaker 2: Moving on pregnancies, mm hm at the moment that's pregnant. No,
Speaker 2: don't cast any yespers I wasn't not like the flowers.
Speaker 2: So this is a news about a Stingray called Charlotte
Speaker 2: Deluded Dirty sting Ray, Stingray deluded dirder. Somebody's older than
Speaker 2: they look, sting Ray, not.
Speaker 1: Older than you look. Oh that's me, that's so mean.
Speaker 1: I'm only twenty nine doubled. But this is Charlotte Stingray.
Speaker 2: Okay, who has people got a bit worried about because
Speaker 2: she's gone missing.
Speaker 1: Charlotte, the StingRay's gone missing. She's back.
Speaker 2: She had gone missing, right, But she's special to a
Speaker 2: lot of people because she is a pregnant, virgin stingray,
Speaker 2: an immaculate conception.
Speaker 1: Yes, there she is.
Speaker 2: Jesus has touched well, no, God has touched the sting Ray.
Speaker 2: It looks like a really badly made pancake.
Speaker 1: Do that's what they look like? And they're not killing
Speaker 1: Steve Irwin.
Speaker 2: Or as you are a doctor who fan aha, Lady Cassandra, Yes,
Speaker 2: only they have a top side that's not the same
Speaker 2: as the accent.
Speaker 1: There was that a time where she was talking out
Speaker 1: of anyway.
Speaker 2: But let you see, did we blur this bit out?
Speaker 2: We can't be sexualizing animals on this show.
Speaker 1: We're not sexualizing. We're pointing out the floup. But so
Speaker 1: where are they they? If that's the flup? Is that
Speaker 1: how many do they have? A toy? Is it like
Speaker 1: a multiple birth or one at a time?
Speaker 3: If the said it is possible because none of the
Speaker 3: men that were in the tank with her are able
Speaker 3: to reproduce with her because of their size.
Speaker 1: Oh they big boys, little boys. I just had an
Speaker 1: image of her on a sofa with five big stra
Speaker 1: standing behind at the moment they got very jealous. Thought
Speaker 1: then amost like you're on a train suddenly. I'm never
Speaker 1: going to live that down.
Speaker 3: But it's called parthenogenesis, okay, which is where they can
Speaker 3: basically reproduce themselves. Okay, it can happen with some some
Speaker 3: insects as well, but linking into Doctor Who. That is
Speaker 3: also how they had opposed reproduced through parthiogenesis.
Speaker 2: Ooh, I thought's quite cool. I've not watched that episode yet.
Speaker 2: He spoiled it for me.
Speaker 3: You've not watched an episode that's like ten years old,
Speaker 3: it's been out for a while. Acts your own fault.
Speaker 3: This isn't a teaser or something that not yet happened.
Speaker 2: Anyway, if you want to interact with on social media
Speaker 2: and not saying anything about Doctor Who, because not beyond
Speaker 2: yet it's at the coud TV on social media and
Speaker 2: ignoring mouthing the planet.
Speaker 1: Watch it right. Pretty is nice to our story of
Speaker 1: the week, and this is a story about a TV
Speaker 1: presenter who's been bludgeoning to death by chewing the cud mark.
Speaker 1: This is a story about a lady called Bell, Defene Bell,
Speaker 1: that is a name. Is she's an adult worker, should
Speaker 1: we say, on the internet.
Speaker 3: Who rose to fame in just pre pandemic because she
Speaker 3: was selling her bath water right for fifty pounds a bottle.
Speaker 3: And she said to dirty old men right, well yeah right,
Speaker 3: she's making lots of money out of it, so she
Speaker 3: was quite happy to send them a bath water.
Speaker 2: No, it harmed as long as it's not harming any
Speaker 2: you want. I mean, fill your boots or your bath
Speaker 2: I'll drinking.
Speaker 1: Are they drinking it? No? I don't know are they
Speaker 1: drinking it?
Speaker 3: She didn't care a rubbing giving her money for bathwater
Speaker 3: that should have let down the drain.
Speaker 2: So and did she actually do it? Has it been
Speaker 2: certified or is she just running the tap and passing
Speaker 2: it over to them.
Speaker 3: No, because it's it's not clear water. It's quite clearly
Speaker 3: had person in it. Yeah, but she's come up with
Speaker 3: a new money making scheme. Oh this is not her
Speaker 3: first No, no, no, the bathwater was the first thing.
Speaker 1: Well so I think only fans was probably a her.
Speaker 1: That's the second thing.
Speaker 3: Oh, she realized that people were playing for a bathwater,
Speaker 3: she went, oh, I can do sexy sexy two. Right,
Speaker 3: she has commissioned a company to make a very special
Speaker 3: limited edition exactly in her likeness, sex doal. So she
Speaker 3: is now a sex doll you can purchase and have
Speaker 3: run people be sexy ten with.
Speaker 1: Well, again, as long as it doesn't harm anyone.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't think it's likely to take over
Speaker 3: the world. That's like, give me your money and I'll
Speaker 3: chuck your cuck off.
Speaker 2: It's just a sex doll whatever people like really, but
Speaker 2: I thought it was a brilliant way of saying, you
Speaker 2: know people who can watch me and they can now interact.
Speaker 1: With me as well. All power to her, I say, yeah,
Speaker 1: being asked to the gallery if it's waterproof and where
Speaker 1: you can buy one.
Speaker 2: From, I think gallery might have some questions to her
Speaker 2: answer with their partners involved.
Speaker 3: So so Bell define she's a gamer girl as well,
Speaker 3: and that's how her very aesthetic. So she comes on
Speaker 3: playing Xbox and stuff and then plays with the Xbox.
Speaker 1: And I think all power.
Speaker 2: It helps that she's not completely unattractive young lady. Well,
Speaker 2: if that's what you find attractive. The lady bit is
Speaker 2: the bit that is a turn off for me. You
Speaker 2: don't have to motor boat. You can still find her
Speaker 2: attractive as a as a human being.
Speaker 3: It's like I like protection of Anthony Gaudy because I
Speaker 3: start humping the cigarette familiar.
Speaker 2: I don't like the Xbox control she's holding well because
Speaker 2: it's pink. Is that is that the is that the
Speaker 2: line in the sand for you?
Speaker 3: They're not having an OUTI is a problem for me, exactly,
Speaker 3: both lying face Dan Pilgrim, what you're waiting for?
Speaker 1: But that's all from the bulls this week. Thank you
Speaker 1: Mike for that mental image.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then stick around and if you dare, because coming
Speaker 2: up we have a game to play. In our game
Speaker 2: of the week, welcome back, and yes you are watching
Speaker 2: cheering the cud.
Speaker 1: We're gonna play Uza Kazoo and this one is for you, Mike.
Speaker 1: It says something funny on the autob Q Day of
Speaker 1: the week.
Speaker 2: All right, then, Mike, you famously tell me I'm rubbish
Speaker 2: at playing the kazoo, and you're right, So show me
Speaker 2: how it's done.
Speaker 1: See it's easy, it's really not. You hold it into
Speaker 1: a plastic jaw playing the magic kazoo. That's why you
Speaker 1: can play it crack back.
Speaker 3: So all you do is you go la la la
Speaker 3: stick this in your face. That's all that happens. It's
Speaker 3: just you try and play it like a flute. Anyway,
Speaker 3: it's a mystery to me anyway.
Speaker 1: The game, the game. Are you ready? You're going to
Speaker 1: play a tune? I'm gonna guess what tune is a
Speaker 1: you going trying to guess it? Right? Okay? Are you ready?
Speaker 1: M hm hm mm hmmm. Can you give me a clue?
Speaker 1: It's quite modern modern. It's quite popular on social media
Speaker 1: for doing a dance challenge right now? Oh, it's got
Speaker 1: in it? Oh? I think?
Speaker 2: Is it also famous on TikTok at the moment because
Speaker 2: it's also been famous.
Speaker 1: In the film recently? Maybe would it be Murder on
Speaker 1: the Dance Floor? No? No, it was Texas Holden by
Speaker 1: Beyonce Texas. Yeah, I don't really know beyond very well.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, give me another one. You look like you're
Speaker 5: having a whale of a time.
Speaker 1: It's great, true. Can I have a guest from the gallery? Please?
Speaker 1: Not a clue?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: No, well, that won't get it because it's not been
Speaker 1: in the hip parade. I'm not going to get it either.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Like this, this one's I'm usually good at this.
Speaker 1: That's what you said.
Speaker 2: It's little boot tank or a little booth tank by
Speaker 2: Paul Russell.
Speaker 1: You have a little booth thing. I don't care. Give
Speaker 1: it down what you do to say, girl, I know
Speaker 1: that one.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I don't think I've really listened to the
Speaker 2: chart since nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, next one. Then, I'm just not trendy. We know,
Speaker 1: I'm classic matured.
Speaker 3: One of those funny correct, one of those words is correct, right,
Speaker 3: m hm. Lady in red, you're gonna hate yourself.
Speaker 1: Give me some context. It starts with one one thing
Speaker 1: on one thing, starts with one thing again, and then
Speaker 1: some persons singing.
Speaker 2: He keeps singing, and the person knows mm hmm in
Speaker 2: some more words, okay, waiting person goes m hm, and
Speaker 2: it goes to the chorus.
Speaker 1: But in the end doesn't even manner. In the end,
Speaker 1: it doesn't even matter. Of course, even gave me the
Speaker 1: title of it. I'm aware I was there at the time.
Speaker 2: I'm ashamed of myself as a player, as a fan
Speaker 2: of rock music, as somebody who enjoyed actual music at
Speaker 2: the turn of the century.
Speaker 1: I ask for forgiveness. The theme tune to mister Ben,
Speaker 1: you've been.
Speaker 2: Gone a wearing the school type. It's not the theme
Speaker 2: tune to Grange Hill.
Speaker 1: I'm Canadian, I'm a girl, I'm wearing a school tie.
Speaker 1: It's the early two thousands. Oh, Avril Levine Loe and
Speaker 1: skate Boy. Yes, that was a little bit after my time,
Speaker 1: but after your time. M h the best song of
Speaker 1: all time. It was my theme tune for a while,
Speaker 1: so you better get this. It was my theme tune
Speaker 1: for a while.
Speaker 2: I used to go to rock clubs and people that
Speaker 2: all pointed me and and not actually in an offensive way,
Speaker 2: in a yay you're you're our gay kind of a way.
Speaker 2: Nancy Boy Plasmo Yes, one of the best songs of
Speaker 2: that time, and I went. I went to a very
Speaker 2: good rock club when I really enjoyed in Manchester called
Speaker 2: Satan's Hollow. Yes, I know it well, very much. Enjoyed
Speaker 2: my night there. I went up to the it was
Speaker 2: a choose a song night, so you go up to
Speaker 2: the DJ say i'd like. I went up, I asked
Speaker 2: for Nancyboy by Percebo, and he pointed to the entire
Speaker 2: crowd and said, look around, there's not a single person here.
Speaker 1: Who was born when that came out, Jogne.
Speaker 2: I was mortified, absolutely mortified. I felt like a very
Speaker 2: sad old man who had no right to be in
Speaker 2: a nightclub.
Speaker 1: They used to play a poptastic in the rock on
Speaker 1: the rock lunch. Oh, such a good song when me
Speaker 1: and I met David with that would walk in and
Speaker 1: it would always play it because I would just to
Speaker 1: go eight my son. Yeah, so it's a song about
Speaker 1: being a prostitutor. Okay, so we really found the level.
Speaker 1: We found the level? Okay, alanis moria set and ironic? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we've found my level.
Speaker 2: People are watching the show that aren't as old as missed.
Speaker 2: Just have a quick Google search and go right. Okay,
Speaker 2: these are iconic, So if you don't know them, I
Speaker 2: do suggest you go home and Google search. And it's
Speaker 2: not being an uncultured job. This is history, but remembering
Speaker 2: Lincoln Park. Look, I'm old, dementia has set in. Okay,
Speaker 2: you're mocking the afflicted. You know when you play this zoo,
Speaker 2: can you not look like you're smoking a pipe in
Speaker 2: an all timey move from the nineteen fifty I used
Speaker 2: to smoke a pipe, you can tell. Yeah, And it
Speaker 2: was the thing was.
Speaker 3: It was in college as well, because as I was
Speaker 3: in the pub, right, and it's about when you could
Speaker 3: smoke inside Pulp's kids, right, And I realized that if
Speaker 3: I had a pipe, I could get more nicotine inside
Speaker 3: me while pudgularocatonic than if I struck smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2: You you were just being one of those It's a
Speaker 2: bit like the guy who turns up to the party
Speaker 2: with a guitar. No, no, no, The thing was you
Speaker 2: were trying to be all in trendy and interesting.
Speaker 3: I was wearing double denim and a lot of glitter
Speaker 3: and smoking a pipe because it's the best way of
Speaker 3: getting a nicotine hit.
Speaker 1: Right. Did you get the song? No? No, I was
Speaker 1: too amused by the vision of you. And you look
Speaker 1: like Popeye.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Good arms, I'm all right with that right of cancer.
Speaker 2: You've got very strong forearms as well. It's true, Spans,
Speaker 2: I'm not stupid. It doesn't use both at the same time.
Speaker 2: It's not that, but it's not been at that endowed.
Speaker 1: I do, just not on my own.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know that missed because it's been over two years.
Speaker 2: It's been over two years, been over a year closer
Speaker 2: to two. Besides that one night. There were that I
Speaker 2: made up for it. There were many at a time.
Speaker 1: Was it more than twelve? Oh? Yes, it was? How many?
Speaker 1: How many are we talking? You know?
Speaker 2: I said you should go to Grand can Area. You
Speaker 2: really should go to Grand Area?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Are you in that that Porner with anyway? Probably?
Speaker 1: His answer that was Nick Grave and Gayly Minogue. A
Speaker 1: brilliant song. It was, it'd be lovely if you'd actually
Speaker 1: played it. I did. Yeah, there's a good reason.
Speaker 2: It's fine. That's enough for that. I think stick around
Speaker 2: as Next it's Mike and that size.
Speaker 1: That is.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to chewing the cut. And now we learned
Speaker 2: something we did not need to know. It's Mike in
Speaker 2: that science. That is, because it's the same every week.
Speaker 1: That science. That is. What do you know about indicators
Speaker 1: of fluids?
Speaker 2: Damp patches on trousers when I've not been able to
Speaker 2: get to the bathroom quick.
Speaker 1: Enough or you sneeze too hard.
Speaker 2: I'm not that old yet, Thank you very much. Maybe
Speaker 2: maybe talk to the gallery about that thing.
Speaker 3: Yes, you've already told me the virtues of an adult nappy,
Speaker 3: just for the confidence, he says, So what we're going
Speaker 3: to do?
Speaker 1: Body com Sorry, No, it's not for beards, it's for poosee.
Speaker 3: So what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 3: use an indicating fluid that all tells whether something is
Speaker 3: an alkaline or base or an acid.
Speaker 1: Alkaline base or acid? Oh? Base? Is that what this is? Yes?
Speaker 1: Snort it if you want. Base is another way of
Speaker 1: saying alkaline. Okay, okay. So what we're going to use
Speaker 1: is we're going to use the lovely red cabbage. I
Speaker 1: do like a bit of red cabbage.
Speaker 2: Because what you can do is, once you've cut your
Speaker 2: red cabbage on Sunday roast or however you right, you
Speaker 2: can then use the fluid to do these tests. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: So the first thing we're going to do is just
Speaker 2: pop the white powder to one side.
Speaker 1: Is you've got a glass with some very hot water,
Speaker 1: so be very careful. It's very hot. Oh, which is
Speaker 1: a bit warm. It's very hot. Okay. That's a lovely
Speaker 1: glass for a toddy. It is what I wanted to do.
Speaker 2: I want to get the red cabbage and cut it
Speaker 2: up into small pieces into the hot water because that's
Speaker 2: going to basically break up the surface air cells that
Speaker 2: were released the indicator.
Speaker 1: So are we talking teeny tiny. It doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: The smaller you make it, the more you get.
Speaker 2: Okay, So it's just about I have used red cabbage,
Speaker 2: not for experiments like this, but doing I've used it
Speaker 2: for like doing dyes and stuff, because you get some
Speaker 2: beautiful red liquid out of this after you've cut some
Speaker 2: red cabbage.
Speaker 1: You do, and it makes a nice space for wine.
Speaker 2: Cabbage wine. I shall, I shall get you some once
Speaker 2: I make it. I'll make get you some peapod wine.
Speaker 2: I'm getting very very ferminent.
Speaker 1: Do not touch it.
Speaker 2: The gallery have had some of my homemade wine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: one one of them got very drunk and had to
Speaker 2: be carried out of my house, which they were drinking
Speaker 2: it like pop.
Speaker 1: So oh you want load foods in there? Well what
Speaker 1: a fair amount?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so some people may or may not be aware
Speaker 3: of I have a distiller's license because we all learned
Speaker 3: new skills in the pandemic, and mine was useful.
Speaker 1: While you're all making banana bread, I was learning how
Speaker 1: to make actual spirits. So if you do bring me
Speaker 1: some of this what the.
Speaker 3: Gallery referring to as benzene wine, I can make it stronger.
Speaker 1: Oh well, the last batch that one of our gallery
Speaker 1: members tried. Was that strong?
Speaker 2: Even they like put the glass down because it was
Speaker 2: basically paint stripper.
Speaker 1: I do make very strong wine. That's good, but yeah,
Speaker 1: I can then distill it. I did a home brew
Speaker 1: of coffee vodka. Ooh, that does a sound nice. Was
Speaker 1: very lovely, but also ninety percent proof.
Speaker 2: But I will I will trade you. I've got some
Speaker 2: apple wine ready in a barrel to be the candle Calvados,
Speaker 2: and I will also try to be making some peapod wine.
Speaker 2: That's if the snails and little bits and grim things
Speaker 2: slugs eat all my peas again like they did last year.
Speaker 1: Oh isn't that a gorgeous color? Purple colored always that
Speaker 1: is actually gorgeous. You should you should have enough in
Speaker 1: there now. Oh I love that color. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3: Okay, what we're going We're going to let that steep. Okay,
Speaker 3: I got very excited. You can tell he from Yorkshire
Speaker 3: steep in a brow. Now on your plates, you have
Speaker 3: a white powder, yes, I do.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's bringing me back, giving me back flashbacks from
Speaker 2: the nineties.
Speaker 3: It's what we're going to do is we're going to
Speaker 3: see whether the ketamine is alkali not acid.
Speaker 1: Alkali, not acid. We're not really What I want you to.
Speaker 3: Do is I want you to carefully transfer the white
Speaker 3: powder onto a piece of tissue.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, like we used to do bombs are used
Speaker 1: to what, don't ask and then hop the tissue out
Speaker 1: on there. Somebody had a very misspent use the next
Speaker 1: thing that we were on. Another piece of paper on
Speaker 1: the plate. Another piece of paper on the plate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going to put some of this stuff here. Oh,
Speaker 2: that looks like magno chutney. Give it a sniff, but
Speaker 2: it's not magno chutney.
Speaker 1: Is it smell? What's it smell like that? It's a
Speaker 1: bit like mango chackney. Okay, it's not so on your
Speaker 1: plates like HP sauce. Okay, So on your plate right
Speaker 1: now you should have a tissue with white powder on it.
Speaker 1: Oh do you want the tissue with white pieces of
Speaker 1: tissue on this plate? Okay? Oh god, okay.
Speaker 3: So can you see how I've mine laid out? Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: because we're then going to put a third one here, okay, okay,
Speaker 3: and I will be pouring a purple with in the
Speaker 3: middle of it and watch it expand.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're doing something. We're being all technical.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 3: So take some of this this ready what you're calling trutney, right,
Speaker 3: and just pour a little pour, a little bit onto
Speaker 3: your tissue, just a little tiny drop.
Speaker 1: But we don't need a lot. Okay, okay, and that's
Speaker 1: actually menstru fluid. What's just you're just do there?
Speaker 2: So thanks my sister who donated her moon cup this
Speaker 2: year this month. I thought you said earlier it was
Speaker 2: food grade.
Speaker 1: Well, you can eat period blood. It's not period blood.
Speaker 3: Then you should have a little little little other rammicking
Speaker 3: with some fluid in it.
Speaker 1: What's this this morning's wank? No, this is very watery wank.
Speaker 1: Well i've heard rumors. Oh that's vinegar. It is vinegar.
Speaker 1: Get well done you And then you're just going to
Speaker 1: moisten your It smells a little bit like that home
Speaker 1: brewed wine.
Speaker 3: So well, you can't actually make vinegar for mine, so
Speaker 3: I just want to again moisten the tissue.
Speaker 1: You don't need a loutch, you need a little yep. Okay.
Speaker 3: Now, what we're going to do is when we're pouring
Speaker 3: our indicator into the middle, it's going to touch these things.
Speaker 3: It's going to change color from this lovely purple to
Speaker 3: different colors depending on the acidity level. Okay, so just
Speaker 3: pour a little bit carefully because you're wearing white. Poor
Speaker 3: some of this indicator fluid into the middle.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're dribbling down the side. I'm not an amateur,
Speaker 1: op I go, this is getting all very damp.
Speaker 2: Yes, so now what you should see is you should
Speaker 2: see the color of the tissue changing.
Speaker 1: So I've done it very differently to you by accident.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't been paying attention. What have you done? Then
Speaker 1: they're not folded with a little triangle in the middle. Okay,
Speaker 1: so they're all bleeding into each other. Yes, they are
Speaker 1: a little bit, yes.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what we have here is we have the
Speaker 3: purple of the main corps that's running out. Well, then
Speaker 3: got the acid which has gone red a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the alkaline which has gone blue.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then this stuff over here all right, which
Speaker 1: is kind of both mm hmm. Okay.
Speaker 3: Now the reason why that's both is that stamato ketchup,
Speaker 3: which contains a lot of sugar a lot of vinegar.
Speaker 3: That's ketchup as ketchup but water down. Okay, because I
Speaker 3: should be blooping and ketchup okay, and so it doesn't.
Speaker 3: The sugar stops some of the reaction happening, which is
Speaker 3: why you've.
Speaker 1: Got purple bits. You're pouring the vinegar directly onto the
Speaker 1: bay carpet, aren't you No? Just checking?
Speaker 3: But yeah, that happened, and then it will change back
Speaker 3: if you reintroduce some liquid so onto my alkaline. If
Speaker 3: I pour some acid on, it'll fizz up a little bit,
Speaker 3: but it'll change red because I put too much on.
Speaker 1: That's sorry that oh it went proper fizzy, proper fizzy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and that changes to red. Oh on you clever. It's
Speaker 1: not just clever, that's science. That is that's science that is.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I kind of feel like I want fish
Speaker 2: and chips. Now, okay, it's the smell of vinegar. That's
Speaker 2: the smell of this.
Speaker 1: There's a bit smeller vinegar that makes want fish and chips.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what I'm gonna have for my team.
Speaker 2: What was the point of this experiment other than pretty colors?
Speaker 1: Testing things, just testing because that science that is apparently shonky.
Speaker 1: This is a bit shonky.
Speaker 3: But that's almost the end of the show. Rose shows
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Speaker 1: Thank you for watching, and we'll see you again soon. Bye.
Speaker 1: See this is the fun. When you can do that,
Speaker 1: it's all red. Okay, that is kind of cool.