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Speaker 1: Boys on back down.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and

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fifty eight.

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Speaker 1: It's Yamama's favorite podcast.

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Speaker 2: Today we are talking about Sunday Night Heat for May Night,

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nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: Sunday Night Heat very very few times, if only one

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time ever, really we've talked about heat, and we saw

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an episode that looked interesting, so we decided to give

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it a go back to nineteen ninety nine for the

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Deadlock Podcast.

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Speaker 2: But before we get into heat with Meat, we have

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the Deadlock updates.

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Speaker 1: Up now on the Patreon. Of course, many things are

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up now on the Patreon because the Patreon always has

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something going on. That is of course, patreon dot com

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slash Deadlock PW. In the five dollars and above tier,

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you can get the Deadlock After Show. That's the show

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that comes out after the podcast, after the show and

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on the last last episode of the after show might

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be my favorite after show we've ever done. We played

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five Star Booker, which is like a browser based booking deal,

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and we began a co op career on Guitar Hero three.

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Speaker 2: We did we did start Guitar Hero three and I

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gotta say it went pretty.

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Speaker 1: Well, dude. It went well, and by the response a

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lot of people liked it. I because I've, like I said,

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you know, we talk about it on the after show,

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but I I've you know, played very little Guitar Hero.

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You obviously have played a lot more. And to see

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so many people say wow, I love this game, and

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seeing you guys play it like brought back a lot

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of memories and I like seeing you play it, and

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they weren't more. I was like, Wow, that very fucking cool.

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Speaker 2: That's pretty cool.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty kick ass. So I will say though,

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just to bring this back up again, Wow, the setup

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process for Guitar Hero three was a fucking pain in

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the ass to get it done.

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Speaker 2: How we did it, yes, oh my god. I mean

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just trying to figure out how to do career, because

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you can do co op online with better guitar here

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at three, but trying to figure out how to do

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co op career was a handful for sure.

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Speaker 1: We figured it out though after four hours.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because like the computer also, for some reason, when

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you try to do it like the way we were doing,

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it only recognizes one guitar, so you have to set

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up the other guitar as a controller, and then a

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keyboard that wasn't working, and then we said up as

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a keyboard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot, yeah, but we figured it out.

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And I mean the only reason, by the way, we

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were able to play it is because James randomly, without

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telling me, without any warning, without any heads up, had

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a guitar delivered to my house, which was a very

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confusing ten minutes for me until I realized up that

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had to be James wanting to do something, and then

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I asked him and he said, hey, I want to

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play guitar here on the app show.

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Speaker 2: That's what we do.

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Speaker 1: That is how it goes. So go check that out.

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It is a great time, and of course check out

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Sink is on the episode of Tina Impact from twenty

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ten that were reviewed where hul Kogan gives Abyss his

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Hall of Fame ring. Wow, that sucks. That is of

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course the legendary Yeah Bakana's finish episode.

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Speaker 2: The I forget that.

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Speaker 1: That super sucks. But what doesn't suck is watching us

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talk about it in retro sinc form, So go check

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again in two thousand with Violences Forever's Kevin Coo. So

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many lovely comments on that as well, and hang Out

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patreon dot com, slash deadlock pew And now let's talk

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about Heat with meat.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into WWF's Sunday night Heat, May ninth,

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nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 1: This episode of Heat is the episode the night before

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the highest rated WWF RAW of all time, and oddly enough,

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which James and I kind of both figured out we

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thought they were lying during the show. This was a

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live episode of Heat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everybody came out in Jacksonville for the big Heat taping.

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Speaker 1: All the stars were here literally, like you're not even joking.

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These guys are the stars of the WWF.

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Speaker 2: I mean everyone was just red hot at this point. Man,

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knew they would sell it out, you know.

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Speaker 1: They and they did. Dude. This had seven over seven

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thousand people were here for Heat. Like I think they

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might have taped like something else, like maybe Shotgun or

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for the next week or something there was. It was

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definitely like a multiple taping deal because I mean, this

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show's forty five minutes, but like that still was unbelievably.

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I guess, uh, preempted, pre taped, but I guess, uh,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you're hot, you're hot.

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Speaker 1: Well, before we get into this episode Heat, let's talk

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very briefly about a couple of things going on in

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the world of the wrestling at the time with the

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Wrestling Observer newsletter. Not not too many in the Observers here.

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I mean, we've talked about this era and area a bunch,

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but nothing too absurd going on. So just a couple

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titbits I saw before we get into this Heat. From

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The Observer May tenth, nineteen ninety nine, Meltzer writes in

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regard to Harry Fujiwara Michester Fuji, and his lawsuit against

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the makers of WCW Versus the World video games because

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of their Master Fuji character, Meltzer says, I'm told the

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game is an Americanized version of Virtual Pro Wrestling, a

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Japanese game, and all the fictitious characters are actually real

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Japanese wrestlers. Master Fuji is based on Yoshiaki Fujiwara, not

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Harry Fujiwara, who, if you've ever watched both wrestle had

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no similarities whatsoever inside the ring, And I was like, Wow,

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I had had you heard of this? That mister Fuji

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sued goddamn? Who is that THQ? No?

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Speaker 2: I never heard of that.

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Speaker 1: No, I had no idea. So I looked it up.

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I was like, how does this? How does this go?

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wrestler says manager Harry Fujiwara, better known as mister Fuji,

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sued TCHQ, Prima Publishing and Nintendo for one point five

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million dollars, claiming that used his name in likeness for

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a character in the game without his knowledge or consent.

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The lawsuit was settled in mister Fuji's favor, so he

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he won this fucking lawsuit. What the fuck?

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Speaker 2: Dude? That's odd. If it was based off of Yoshiaki

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food you are on, then how the hell did he

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Speaker 1: That reminded me of the Max Pain suing goddamn rock

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Star for the Max Pain games.

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Speaker 2: Oh the name of it?

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Speaker 3: Right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Have you played? You played w

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CIT Versus the World? I assume, right, yes, I have? Yeah?

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just kind of like a virtual pro deal. But those uh,

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I enjoyed those games. I did enjoy the you know,

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uh if they had a slew of here's a guy

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that is definitely a Japanese wrestler, and we're just gonna

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call him something else because we want to keep it

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in the game because he's sweet.

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for that. I actually think that, Uh, it's funny enough.

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like the actual ips and brands and characters, like I

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I actually think there's a lot of charm of that game.

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Speaker 1: I think so too. I think that stuff is awesome.

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or at least feels close to it. I just sent you.

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a layout of all the people that were in WB

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Gordy is powder keg.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, I see that here. Okay, Yeah, I remember

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Black Widow being Manami Toyota, I.

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Speaker 1: Remember Joe Bruiser because that is just blatantly Muhammad Ali

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and he would beat the fuck out of you. Yeah, right,

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like black Belt is just talking to Chinoku. I don't

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Speaker 2: And this picture here says Master Fuji is Grandamada.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, I mean don't worry. I mean he should

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get some money too.

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Speaker 2: Then I think, yeah, what the hell happened here?

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Speaker 1: I mean like that's he got a lot of fun

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money off that. You know, mister Fuji knew how to

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give himself. Somebody more wwws ww's working with a company

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that is releasing a nitro perfume. I just saw. I

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think I sent it to you somebody. There's a company

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that like remakes old gimmick perfumes and the nitro perfume

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original nitro perfume branding stuff at Goldberg on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what do you do you smell like Goldberg?

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Speaker 2: I hope?

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Speaker 1: So yeah, what do you even? Goldberg smells like he's

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got to be like icy, hotted out crazy, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he probably smells like hot stuff and ass.

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Speaker 1: I dude, speaking of icy hot I was watching Perry

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fucking radiac. He said that in WCW they would cake

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on that icy hot stuff like cause I guess, like,

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your muscles pop, and I guess it brings like I

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about like it brings your blood up close to the skin,

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so like your muscles pop a lot crazier. So they

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were going crazy on it, and then when they went

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to WF they couldn't use it anymore because road Dog's

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allergic to it. I think road Dog was lying. He

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just didn't want to fucking have that shit around him anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like I imagine like just working people, like

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he just worked a bunch of guys that just had

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their fucking shirts off hot stuff all over him. Yes,

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it's fun, just.

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Speaker 1: Slipping and sliding, Like how am I supposed to do

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the S fuck to your A S taunt? If you're

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slipping out of my fingers. What the fuck? Last couple

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things here from The Observer May seventeenth, nineteen ninety nine

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and w News The status of the fucking Rachish Hey

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Douglas is the big story this week. Huge story. James

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Douglas was negotiating last week with the WWF in nineteen

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the weekend, was that WWF hadn't decided on him for

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a number of reasons, largely his frequent injuries. But the

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impression I was given, Meltzer says, was they were leaning

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toward bring him in and planning on giving him a

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significant push, and the idea of him working with Stone

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called Steve Austin. As silly as that sounds, Meltzer said

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that not me is being bandied out, So Shane Douglas.

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hits Stone Call with a car. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Well, I mean they needed somebody for Steve Austin. That

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was always in the Observer is we need more heels

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for Steve Austin asap.

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Speaker 1: He's feeding them all and they're all getting less over

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and we can't run these back, so we must get

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Yokozuna and Shane Douglass in here as quick as possible.

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Speaker 2: Find one more person you got the new triple threat.

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Speaker 1: It could have just a cadyon fuck it, why not?

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What's he doing? He's gonna let him go anyway? Fuck it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know who's in a mid car that's

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not in like a big ass group right now. In WWF,

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it feels like everyone was in some big group at

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this point.

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Speaker 1: They love doing that, like everybody was tied to something.

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I actually am. I'm a proponent of the you know,

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stable wars kind of deal. I like that. But I mean,

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especially on this Heat, everyone has friends.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you have to, because that's how the story's done

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on this fucking show is everyone has some friend that's

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coming out to do something.

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Speaker 1: It's always Kane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, everyone's friend is Kane.

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Speaker 1: Surprisingly, my friend is Cane. Last couple parts here in WFWS.

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WF on his website told fans for Heat in Jacksonville,

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that's this one to bring slings since Rock broke his arm.

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Nobody did, and on RAW they really downplayed the idea

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of his broken arm. What they told the fans to

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bring slings like to where or to give him.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's really similar to the head that als

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Now brings out. They'll bring out the sling. Oh what

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does everybody wanting?

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Speaker 1: I thought Rock would get in and instead of streamers,

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they would like throw slings in the ring to celebrate him.

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Speaker 2: How do you think they told the fans in Jacksonville?

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They send out like a big email.

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Speaker 1: They did on WWF dot com which everyone was visiting

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a lot. They was a big front page article, bring

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the sling. So this episode Heat on May ninth, and

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Jacksonville drew. He still out to seven three hundred and

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fifteen fans paying one hundred and sixty three thousand dollars,

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and this show did a three point nine rating. This

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is fucking Sunday Night Heat. Man. Like times were different, dude.

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Speaker 2: Dude man, nineteen ninety nine, one hundred and sixty three

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thousand dollars. You could have taken the funds from this

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show and bought a two story house full in cash.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, could have got You could buy ww perfumed

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now with that money. Maybe. Yeah, it's up there on

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eBay for a few hundred.

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Speaker 2: If you won't pay for fifteen minutes of Bill Goldberg's time.

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Speaker 1: He should come in with the franchise in Fiel with Austin.

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They need some heels.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Bill Goldberg should come in and team with yokoz

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In and Shane for the real triple.

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Speaker 1: All right, they fring Goldberg in is just fake Steve Austin.

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Speaker 2: Dude, I mean like if I saw Bill Goldberg come

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in to w WFTO the year Wow and they have

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him anywhere near Shane Douglas and Yoko Zuna, Right, I

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don't even know what would happen.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, you're like jumping for joy because of how like

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exciting get awesome that.

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Speaker 2: I'm freaking the fuck out and punching something crazy. I'm

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grabbing all sorts of popcorn off the ceiling down my throat.

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Speaker 1: Dude, know what your parents would not put up at that?

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You're getting your ass b Well, that is it for

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the Observer. Now let's talk about this unbelievably high rated

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episode of WWF Sunday Night Heat May ninth, nineteen ninety nine.

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Speaker 2: All right, let's get into Sunday's Night Heat.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love I love Sunday Night Heat, and

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like I love the idea. There's probably a very good

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chance that there's people out there that only live WWF

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through heat. Like all the things they knew that were

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going on in this company they absorbed through heat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this is a super high show. At

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the time, it was heating up right right.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: We start with the code open here. Last Monday, the

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Corporate Ministry shot Shane McMahon's balls. Yeah, that sounds like

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that might have timetable mixed up.

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Speaker 1: But that's how the Corporate Ministry song goes. Seeah, Corporate

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Ministry remained their debut on SmackDown. Actually with the pilot

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episode of smack then we've also reviewed that and Shane

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says he will not be held responsible for anyone foolish

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enough to get in their faces. Well, thankfully four to five.

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I'm actually not sure how many people were in this

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group of the best men with two by four step

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up to the challenge. It's the union.

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Speaker 2: This is a crazy team here.

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Speaker 1: This is absurd, like this is a universe mode. Just

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put some dudes together and made a team of it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're here to dismantle the Corporate Ministry board by board.

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Speaker 1: Well because they're corporate. So like the ministry part was fine,

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it wasn't until they got corporate that mankind said we

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need a union.

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Speaker 2: Which is insane, by the way, for pro wrestling.

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Speaker 1: It's nuts, and like, I mean, it's funny because you

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I would have thought if there was ever a group

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called the Union in WWF, they would be the heels,

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because Vince wanted people to boo these guys and the

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Union in the corporate ministry fight and take her and

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Shane escape eventually. I don't know, I'm assuming I want

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this the same show or this is like this erawl.

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They kind of jump all around a lot here over

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the past or over these couple of shows. Stephanie and

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Linda come to the ring with a bunch of cops

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and Vince and Shane are also in the ring, and

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Vince says, well, maybe Shane, you'll listen to your mother Linda.

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They should have. I mean, I hope Linda came out

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to her music as well, by the way, not just nothing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I hope so too. With the police behind it.

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're here. So Linda says to Shane that she's begging.

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I'm begging your son in the name of our family,

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and Shane says, shut up, mom, silence.

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Speaker 2: From islands from me. They're cut off from hockey.

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Speaker 1: That's like, seriously what he almost said? Like that also

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kind of sounds like, Shane, Yeah, that.

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Speaker 2: Is super funny.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, Linda and man just staring at Shane. Linda

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mac mahon seems like the most like she doesn't feel

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like a real human to me anytime she shows up

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all these shows, Like she feels like she's from another planet.

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Speaker 2: That's a still life right there, brother.

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Speaker 1: Dude, Holy fuck, Like her brain is not on at

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least her eyes look like that, Like shit's fucked up here, dude.

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Speaker 2: Well, like she always has to remember these fucked up

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lines like good evening, my son.

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Speaker 1: Good the evening, shut up my well. Vince didn't like that.

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He got in Shane's face and gripped him up, and

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Shane then reveals that he was the mastermind but behind

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abducting Stephanie McMahon when the ministry did that. He says

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it was me, It was ah me uh, which leads

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to Vince by himself sliding into the ring and all

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of the corporate ministry stomping hiss out. Yeah, okay, I

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need you to know, by the way, throughout the entirety

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of this show, I refer to the Corporate Ministry as

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the Corporate Ministry as a unit, but Midian in all

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of my notes get separate mentures.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like that's crazy. They're fine and stuff for anybody.

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Back then put a hog in there.

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Speaker 1: Get him in there. He's got something to do. We

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can find something for that motherfucker. He's a good brother.

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So yeah, they stomp vi Ince his ass out. Shane

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helped abduct Stephanie. I mean, this is all just fucking insane.

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Shane makes a match between Austin and the Rock a

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lumberjack match with the Corporate Ministry as the Lumberjacks. Of course,

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that all breaks down and the Ministry start just fucking

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kicking their ass. The Union make the save, leading to

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Austin accidentally bumping into Triple H and Rack on the stage,

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which the Rock flies off the stage to the floor.

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Then Taker throws Austin off the stage two and they're

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all dead. So Austin and Rock have been killed by

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the Corporate Ministry and the Rock broke his arm, right

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or not? Bring slings please help help the Rock.

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Speaker 2: So we get into the show. Here we are here

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live as the Corporate Ministry is arriving to Jacksonville, I.

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Speaker 1: Didn't believe it was live, I'll be honest with you.

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Like it says live every time they show a live shot.

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But I was like, that's just a lie. But it wasn't.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he was getting numbers. We're going live with it, and.

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Speaker 1: The corporate ministry show up, you know, kind of on time.

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It wasn't called time, not nearly called time, but you

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know they were released here on the dot for when

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showing on the air.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta give it to my favorite team here

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on the show. They're really getting it done.

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Speaker 1: So the door opens. There is security guard standing next

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to the door. The first man you see who blocks

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out the entire sunlight coming from outside the door is Viscera,

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and he walks in. He looks over at the security

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guard and says, step aside. Just sounds like undertaker, and

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then he takes the security guard's place. The security guard

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doesn't leave, he just moves a little more to the

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left so Viscera can stand there too.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, I'll do whatever you want to do for

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your little show, but it's a real job, like like

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I was hired to do this.

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Speaker 1: I'm protecting this fucking place. Are you kidding me? So

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the corporate ministry. Then follow in. It's the Acolytes, it's

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Triple Ah, it's China, it's Paul Bearer, it's Midian dude.

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Speaker 2: So by the way, Brad Shawn and Farruker hearing gear.

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Oh yeah, and Triple H walks behind him, and I

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swear to god, I thought this was Test. I thought

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it was Test James.

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Speaker 1: I initially wrote down Test, and then I was like

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looking at my fucking notes and I said, Test, and

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where the fuck is going on here? I look back,

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I said, Oh my god, that's Triple Age.

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Speaker 2: Triple H has the cross necklace on, and I, for

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some reason in my head, I was like, oh, that's

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like a Test thing, right. He wore like a little

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necklace at some point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like he kind of a see through shirt

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on too.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just a little shirt there. And yeah, it

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just looked a lot like Test, little sunglasses and everything too.

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I was like, wow, hair down, Yeah, definitely looked like him.

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Speaker 1: Then I'd remember Test is in the other group for now,

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Well that's true, of course. They, like I said, they

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all show up. Undertaker shows up in his fucking big

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ass robe.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the whole fucking fit. It's two o'clock in the afternoon,

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the sun is out.

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Speaker 1: He like he got off the plane lit that.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the only person in this whole group that

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looks like that.

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Speaker 1: Dude, I want you. I don't know. I'm sure I

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shaged this before, but I love the Jacks representation of

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Taker's robe. This so sad because he's gonna do this

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fun He's gotta be with Midian.

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Speaker 2: Why do I have to wear doctor death robe?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so tak her, like you said, broad daylight, big

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ass fucking robe, super not intimidating. When the sun's out

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and boss Man's behind him, and Taker turns around and says,

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boss Man, take the keys. Hmmm. And boss Man looks

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over the security guard and says, you got them keys,

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which he does, and the guard gives Bossman the keys

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and boss Man locks the door. I wrote here Midian smells.

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Speaker 2: Why he locked the door and Midian couldn't get in?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, how fucking funny would that have been? Dude,

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Midian's stuck out there, and then the Union show up.

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I kick the ship out of him.

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Speaker 2: It's like the same shot with John Cena at the door,

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but it's Midian.

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Speaker 1: And he's bloody. Yeah, so they have locked the door

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the only entrance into this building in Jacksonville, Florida. Powe,

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will they ever get in?

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Speaker 2: We get the Sunday Night Heat intro here. It's a

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lot different from the rest of their intros for each

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of these shows. Here, this felt kind of like an

470
00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:19,680
N sixty four era intro video.

471
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,880
Speaker 1: Hmm, that's a good shout. Yeah, the song is slower,

472
00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:25,359
you know. They're showing a bunch of shots. The one

473
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:27,880
I remember the most is came in the Dark. That's

474
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:29,119
a shot they used a lot for this.

475
00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it literally feels like this song was made to

476
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,759
fit on a cartridge. It was cool. I liked it,

477
00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,920
just very sure.

478
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:38,440
Speaker 1: No, it's super different and it's also Yeah, so Sunday

479
00:23:38,519 --> 00:23:41,839
Night Heat on the USA Network in stereo.

480
00:23:41,559 --> 00:23:43,640
Speaker 2: By the way, dude, which is awesome. A lot of

481
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:46,400
those CRTs back then only did monos, so like, little

482
00:23:46,440 --> 00:23:47,400
stereo don't hurt.

483
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:50,119
Speaker 1: What's the the CRTO you just bought is stereo? Right?

484
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:51,079
That big fucker?

485
00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:53,000
Speaker 2: Ooh. I don't even know if it's stereo. It might

486
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:54,759
be because it's a late era at CRT. It's like

487
00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:57,160
two thousand and six, so I imagine this in stereo Yeah,

488
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,960
a lot of the earlier ones with like the RF

489
00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:02,640
inputs and stuff like don't have component or anything.

490
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,839
Speaker 1: They're all monos, so like, yeah, sure.

491
00:24:04,640 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 2: And sometimes you try to go through in the front

492
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,599
of the TV, it's always gonna be mono. Like the

493
00:24:07,599 --> 00:24:09,759
front slot. You remember that, Like a lot of CRTs

494
00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:12,240
had headphone slots on the front. Yeah, you just plugged

495
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:13,480
the headphones straight to the TV.

496
00:24:14,599 --> 00:24:17,119
Speaker 1: That's well. I guess maybe the thought was like, if

497
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:20,480
you're gonna maybe not a lot of headphones had long chords,

498
00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:21,880
so they thought, if you're gonna sit in front of

499
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,440
the TV, you might as well just plug it right here.

500
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get some real good audio, straight monos straight

501
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:26,720
to your little headphones.

502
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,319
Speaker 1: Just put your face as close to the screen as possible.

503
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,359
So yeah, man, there's also Pyro here, but it's in

504
00:24:34,519 --> 00:24:37,200
ring Pyro. No stage Pyro for this one. Yeah.

505
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,000
Speaker 2: I imagine they had a bunch of shows, right, and

506
00:24:39,079 --> 00:24:41,000
none of them really used pyros, so it was like,

507
00:24:41,079 --> 00:24:41,920
let's do it entering.

508
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

509
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:44,960
Speaker 2: It could have also been a case of w c

510
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:47,039
W was doing entering Pyro to start the show.

511
00:24:48,920 --> 00:24:51,440
Speaker 1: Is this the competity dude? Wow, I might actually have

512
00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:53,519
to take a look here to see what the nitro

513
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,960
rating was for like the next night compared like there's

514
00:24:56,960 --> 00:24:58,960
no you think there's no way Heat had higher rating

515
00:24:59,000 --> 00:24:59,440
the nitro.

516
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:03,119
Speaker 2: I bet you it was, uh, I bet it was

517
00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,079
five point three.

518
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:07,680
Speaker 1: Well, we're all did an eight point one of course,

519
00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:11,920
oh w CW didn't run Oh okay, yeah, they didn't

520
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,519
have a show because there was fucking NBA playoffs going on,

521
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,799
so fucking no. Yeah, okay, we probably talked about that. That

522
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:19,559
No wonder why we're all got any point one. There

523
00:25:19,599 --> 00:25:20,599
was nothing else odd.

524
00:25:20,400 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 2: For wrestling, cheek code, bunk count.

525
00:25:22,559 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean, I guess technically Heat did a

526
00:25:24,279 --> 00:25:25,799
better rating than Night Try that week.

527
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:29,119
Speaker 2: Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly welcome us to Jacksonville for

528
00:25:29,200 --> 00:25:30,200
Sunday Night Heat.

529
00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: What an odd team. Yeah, I mean they're just there,

530
00:25:34,599 --> 00:25:36,599
you know, it was two Michael Coles.

531
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:40,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, just chilling, but uh yeah.

532
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,440
Speaker 1: Sold out here and one night we expect to hear

533
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,640
from their rock, broken arm and all about last week's attack.

534
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:47,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was surprised the Rock would even want to

535
00:25:47,519 --> 00:25:48,799
show up here on Sunday Night Heat.

536
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,240
Speaker 1: This is the people's show, that's all of them.

537
00:25:52,480 --> 00:25:55,559
Speaker 2: He just shows up on every fucking show. Come on

538
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:59,680
the Rock Show, Rock. This can't this cannot be your shot.

539
00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,359
Speaker 1: We're on Super Astros. How the fuck is this your show?

540
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:03,079
Are you kidding me?

541
00:26:03,319 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: Finally the Rock has come back.

542
00:26:06,519 --> 00:26:11,920
Speaker 1: To Super Astros. Rocket cannot be a show man the

543
00:26:12,160 --> 00:26:16,039
Rock here on the Rock Show, shot Gun Saturday Night.

544
00:26:17,319 --> 00:26:22,519
My name is so Now he's on every show too?

545
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:23,559
What the fuck is going on?

546
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 2: Not only on every show? Every segment tonight too exciting?

547
00:26:28,319 --> 00:26:30,119
Speaker 1: Like I said, James, if you're living in a world

548
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:32,160
where heat is the only way you watch the show.

549
00:26:32,359 --> 00:26:34,759
Kine is the most important wrestler in the WWF.

550
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,759
Speaker 2: He was holding down for every single angle on this

551
00:26:38,119 --> 00:26:40,200
entire show. If there was an angle on this show,

552
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,359
you bet your damn Bippy that Caine was a part

553
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:43,680
of it.

554
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:47,039
Speaker 1: He is the crux of THEWF, a guy that just

555
00:26:47,039 --> 00:26:47,680
says his name.

556
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,559
Speaker 2: So the first match of the evening here XPOC and

557
00:26:50,720 --> 00:26:53,200
Kin versus the Acolytes.

558
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:58,319
Speaker 1: Tag titles on the line for a minute. Maybe maybe

559
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:03,200
it doesn't matter because they don't really ever go back

560
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:05,880
to it, like what the fuck? Yeah, so the tactic.

561
00:27:05,880 --> 00:27:08,240
We'll get into why that's the case here in a minute.

562
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,599
But yeah, tag titles are meant to be on the line.

563
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:13,640
XPOC disgustingly over here.

564
00:27:13,720 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: Dude, he's the man. Oh my god, he comes out

565
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,759
and gets a very healthy pop. I was very surprised

566
00:27:18,839 --> 00:27:20,680
and also thought that was awesome.

567
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: I mean, he is a huge, Like it's kind of

568
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,519
a double pop too. They pop huge for the hit

569
00:27:26,559 --> 00:27:30,279
the intro bow, and then they pop huge when they

570
00:27:30,319 --> 00:27:31,960
see him. I said, Oh my god, this is a

571
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:32,960
goddamn star here.

572
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of surprised they want to turn him here. Obviously,

573
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:39,839
we're planning seeds for him turning on Kane. We never

574
00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:42,880
even got to Green Caane, you know, Like it's right now,

575
00:27:43,079 --> 00:27:46,480
degeneration X super over. And the craziest part is DX

576
00:27:46,559 --> 00:27:50,440
is super over, and really it's road Dog, x Poc,

577
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:52,480
Billy Gunn, Like those are the guys kind of holding

578
00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:53,519
DX down right now.

579
00:27:53,880 --> 00:27:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well Billy's not even anyway. It's X fucking road

580
00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,880
Dog dude, x POC becoming the new leader of DA

581
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,079
and it's him road Dog and he brings in Kane

582
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,839
and he's green. Oh my god, what if I.

583
00:28:04,839 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 2: Told you as a kid, I did think x POC

584
00:28:08,519 --> 00:28:09,960
was the leader of d X for a while.

585
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:13,480
Speaker 1: Well, when he comes in right triple A like Xbox

586
00:28:13,559 --> 00:28:14,200
first promo.

587
00:28:14,319 --> 00:28:15,039
Speaker 2: It's his name.

588
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: It's kind of well, yes, that's fair, it's his fucking.

589
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:23,240
Speaker 2: Name as a kid. He does the X pyro, he

590
00:28:23,319 --> 00:28:26,279
has X in his name. Why the fuck wouldn't DX.

591
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:28,680
Speaker 1: Be his team? He's got his own DX theme himself too,

592
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:29,519
and nobody else did.

593
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, it's just all signs pointed to that.

594
00:28:32,319 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 1: You know, you know what. That's a good shout.

595
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,119
Speaker 2: And I loved x poc Man.

596
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:38,039
Speaker 1: He should have been the leader of DX, and Kin

597
00:28:38,079 --> 00:28:39,920
should have been in the group two and they need

598
00:28:39,920 --> 00:28:42,000
a fourth. Who else would have been in there? Road

599
00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:51,400
Dog x poc Kin, Bill Goldberg meet, Oh my god,

600
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:54,359
Yuka's in. Jane Douglas.

601
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:55,680
Speaker 2: Shane Douglas is the heater.

602
00:28:58,640 --> 00:29:03,319
Speaker 1: Wow, all right, I'm in, I'm in. I'm fucking for it.

603
00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:07,039
Speaker 2: Shane Douglas shows up the next week on he comes

604
00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:10,200
out and he cuts a promo what are you looking at?

605
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: Rock? Oh? No? Oh hell no, no, Vince, we gotta

606
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:21,480
get rid of him, bro, Vince, Vince, don't watch Shane Douglas.

607
00:29:21,519 --> 00:29:26,480
It's gonna suck you up crazy.

608
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:30,119
Speaker 2: Like walking into the room, You're like, what's not on? TV, No,

609
00:29:30,440 --> 00:29:32,319
get him out of here, Get him out of here.

610
00:29:34,759 --> 00:29:38,799
Speaker 1: He scratched at the doors and holding back now and

611
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:48,119
I am the fucking sorry for Assassin. Kevin Kelly also

612
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:51,200
gives a shout out to Mother's Day. Happy Mother's Day, everybody,

613
00:29:51,240 --> 00:29:51,880
thanks for watching.

614
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:53,279
Speaker 2: Shout out Mother's Day.

615
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:57,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love them, moms, gotta love them. So Xbox

616
00:29:57,359 --> 00:29:59,279
does his fire on the ring. I mean it's awesome.

617
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:01,240
No wonder why thought this guy was the leader. I mean,

618
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,920
he's got all all over the fucking place. Dude. Cole

619
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,559
says last week, did we see the beginning of the

620
00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,720
end of d X After an attack on x POC

621
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:11,519
after losing a tag team tunnel match, mister Ass was

622
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,359
ready to apologize. That's just this dude's name, dude.

623
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:17,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, like on the on everything, mister Ass. They do

624
00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:20,839
call him Billy Gunn. But like, I'll never forget the

625
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,400
fucking king of the ring and seeing the bracket and

626
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,599
it just says mister ass and mister Ass, Whin's the

627
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:32,279
whole thing. It goes the whole way down, mister ass wins.

628
00:30:32,319 --> 00:30:34,599
Speaker 1: Like watching for the first time, it has to be

629
00:30:34,640 --> 00:30:37,960
fucking crazy. It's never really ever explained why he's mister

630
00:30:38,039 --> 00:30:41,160
as Like he just likes to pluck him his song.

631
00:30:41,240 --> 00:30:46,400
I guess explains it very well. Never that stuff him

632
00:30:47,759 --> 00:30:52,559
from day one, you know. So last Sunday Billy Gunn

633
00:30:52,599 --> 00:30:55,319
apologize to Xbox with any laid him out. And then

634
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:58,640
on last Monday's Raw, uh, they were having a match.

635
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,319
I guess an xpoc one for the bronc Buster. Billy

636
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:03,359
got the boot up, got him in the balls, then

637
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:05,440
h him with the Famouser, and then would you know

638
00:31:05,759 --> 00:31:08,200
Caine came out to make the save and carry Xbox

639
00:31:08,279 --> 00:31:08,680
to the back.

640
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:12,039
Speaker 2: I loved it, Like this move is called the Famouser

641
00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:15,400
and then like right now it's called the fame Asser,

642
00:31:15,519 --> 00:31:18,359
and they call it the fame Asser on commentary like

643
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,000
Kevin Kelly straight Laces can Be says, yeah, mister asst

644
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:22,759
the fame Asser.

645
00:31:25,880 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: I mean, when you're hot, you're hot, you gotta go

646
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:30,680
with the gimmick, right like shit fame Asser.

647
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:33,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, so my gimmick is I'm mister Ass and I

648
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:36,680
like to plunk him, and my finish is the fame Asser.

649
00:31:38,039 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: Okay, you can be kicking the ring then, yeah, you're

650
00:31:40,279 --> 00:31:44,119
this guy is the ring right now? You are up next?

651
00:31:44,160 --> 00:31:50,079
Speaker 2: Mon brother, I will say it's fucking odd man seeing

652
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,839
Heat in such good quality, Like we found a really

653
00:31:52,839 --> 00:31:56,359
good episode with good quality. Uh, And usually whenever we

654
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:58,720
watch heat's like watching it on a Nokia owners on.

655
00:31:58,759 --> 00:32:02,119
Speaker 1: Them, dude, I mean it's it's always like the lowest

656
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,559
quality possible and also like sometimes the audio just doesn't

657
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:07,960
work on it. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. Like I was asking,

658
00:32:08,039 --> 00:32:10,680
I was trying to find out. I assume W Network

659
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,359
for some reason just had this episode on there and

660
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:15,680
that's where they got this fucking ripped from. Because this

661
00:32:15,759 --> 00:32:16,799
is like Kennedy.

662
00:32:16,519 --> 00:32:19,519
Speaker 2: B Yeah, seeing the graphics and stuff and high quality

663
00:32:19,599 --> 00:32:22,039
was like breaking my brain. I could read like the

664
00:32:22,039 --> 00:32:24,519
the bottom lower thirds and stuff. I was like, wow,

665
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:26,079
what is this? Is this what this was supposed to

666
00:32:26,119 --> 00:32:26,960
look like? The whole time?

667
00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:28,640
Speaker 1: This is odd, seems wrong.

668
00:32:28,920 --> 00:32:31,599
Speaker 2: Anytime I saw like updated Heat stuff, it was always

669
00:32:31,599 --> 00:32:33,440
on the video games because they would have to be

670
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:36,599
doing for the graphics and stuff. So in my brain

671
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,640
when I think of high quality heat stuff, I think

672
00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:42,200
video games. But like seeing you here was pretty cool.

673
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:44,559
Speaker 1: Well, this is a high quality Heat episode. That's why

674
00:32:44,599 --> 00:32:45,920
we get it in such great quality.

675
00:32:46,039 --> 00:32:47,880
Speaker 2: It is pretty good. I mean, I gotta be honest,

676
00:32:48,039 --> 00:32:48,680
I enjoyed it.

677
00:32:48,799 --> 00:32:51,359
Speaker 1: I had a fun time. Dude. How I described this

678
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,640
to you, like before we watched it was this is

679
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,160
Monday Night Raw in ninety nine, crunched into forty five minutes.

680
00:32:57,440 --> 00:32:59,920
Not a bad deal. It works it fuck people were watching.

681
00:33:00,079 --> 00:33:01,559
They're doing live versions of it.

682
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:04,559
Speaker 2: So Bradshawn for Root come out here. They walk straight

683
00:33:04,599 --> 00:33:07,079
to the ring and they start a fight and it's.

684
00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:09,599
Speaker 1: On Dude, the Accolytes, Sapa, you call him whatever you want.

685
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,680
They always had ass.

686
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:11,839
Speaker 2: Kicker music they did.

687
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:12,079
Speaker 1: Man.

688
00:33:12,119 --> 00:33:13,920
Speaker 2: I mean Bradshaw walked out here.

689
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:16,279
Speaker 1: He is so wide, he is huge.

690
00:33:16,759 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, man like he's got the hair. He comes out here.

691
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,440
I mean he literally can't even touch his sides. His

692
00:33:21,599 --> 00:33:23,880
lats are fucking so freaky.

693
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:27,079
Speaker 1: And he's throwing potatoes no matter what.

694
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: So Xbox gets for Root down in the corner, he

695
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:32,720
goes for the Bronco buster here Bradshaw cuts him off.

696
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:35,359
No Bronco buster. Yeah, and then it cuts to a

697
00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:37,759
shot outside.

698
00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:43,559
Speaker 1: So it is still broad daylight outside and the Union

699
00:33:43,759 --> 00:33:47,559
is here. It's mankind, it's test, it's ken Shamrock and

700
00:33:47,559 --> 00:33:50,640
it's the big show. They're all in the jeans, they're

701
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,559
all in sunglasses. I don't think Mankind had sunglasses though,

702
00:33:53,559 --> 00:33:56,599
that would be very fucking funny. Dude, he should have Dude,

703
00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:59,160
Mankind with the mask and sunglasses and jeans would have

704
00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,839
been hot. Actually, know why they didn't go all the

705
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:01,319
way with that.

706
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 2: They should have had the art the clown fucking glasses

707
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:08,880
on Christmas true ones. It's the sunflower.

708
00:34:11,599 --> 00:34:14,679
Speaker 1: So yeah, I mean Shamrock especially looks insane here. Dude,

709
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:18,000
he's got the gene shorts, no shirt. He looks fucking gigantic.

710
00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:22,199
The sunglasses are pretty crazy, and Shrmrock says it's party time,

711
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:24,639
time for some payback. They all have two by fours,

712
00:34:24,679 --> 00:34:25,519
by the way.

713
00:34:25,480 --> 00:34:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was the union's thing, was the two by fours.

714
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:31,039
Speaker 1: Well, Mankind says union dues.

715
00:34:31,679 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: All right, yeah, you got to pay your union dues.

716
00:34:34,440 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 1: I used to have to pay union dues.

717
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,559
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you were in the union.

718
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,719
Speaker 1: I went turning two four all the time. I wasn't

719
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,079
the union. Yeah, they took the dudes out and then

720
00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:48,039
they couldn't fire me unless I stole and I didn't.

721
00:34:48,000 --> 00:34:51,760
Speaker 2: And then you did, you stole time.

722
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,840
Speaker 1: I just worked so efficiently, like what do you want

723
00:34:55,840 --> 00:35:00,119
me to do? So they go to the door, and

724
00:35:00,159 --> 00:35:02,559
obviously they cannot open it because the big boss man

725
00:35:02,639 --> 00:35:04,880
has locked it and he kept the key for himself.

726
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:07,719
So Shrmrock tries to open the door, and Shamrock goes

727
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,880
from zero to one hundred as fast as I've ever

728
00:35:09,880 --> 00:35:13,079
seen anybody do this. He gets so fucking mad, so quick.

729
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:15,679
He throws his two by four down, he starts kicking

730
00:35:15,679 --> 00:35:19,760
the door. He punches the door and goes goddamn locked.

731
00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:23,159
Here we go again. I sait, damn fuck shit.

732
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: I love how on edge this guy is twenty four

733
00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:27,800
to seven. I mean, like even when he comes out

734
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:30,880
for just his basic entrance at WWF, he comes out

735
00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,320
here and it's like he's like has to bubble this

736
00:35:33,519 --> 00:35:35,920
energy in yes, and like he has to like try

737
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,880
not to freak out. But the second he touches the

738
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,119
fucking steps.

739
00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:46,519
Speaker 1: He's like he is on full tilt all the fucking time. Dude, Like,

740
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:49,599
I've never seen someone like this before. He snaps so

741
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:54,639
quick goddamn locked. Oh. I mean, like, hey, not one

742
00:35:54,679 --> 00:35:57,679
of you guys considered for a second to try just

743
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:59,239
going in the door another way.

744
00:35:59,559 --> 00:36:02,079
Speaker 2: He is so shredded too, man, No way, if I

745
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:04,360
looked out the fucking little door window and I saw

746
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,880
these four fucking guys. Yeah, you can figure it the

747
00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:07,760
fuck out somewhere else.

748
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,039
Speaker 1: Buddy Big Show, who's seven foot tall, test he looks

749
00:36:11,039 --> 00:36:13,599
like Triple h Ken Shamrock, who is snapping a two

750
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,320
by four and a half and masked mcfoley with the

751
00:36:16,559 --> 00:36:18,880
fucking bifernial over his limbs.

752
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:21,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, no way, dude.

753
00:36:23,199 --> 00:36:26,960
Speaker 1: Well fucking Shamrock says, oh, here we go again, and

754
00:36:27,039 --> 00:36:30,440
Big Show steps up movie style and says, here I go,

755
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,519
and he grabs the door and he's trying to rip

756
00:36:33,559 --> 00:36:35,239
the door off the hinges.

757
00:36:35,159 --> 00:36:39,679
Speaker 2: Ashley Jay Williams style. I mean they arian Jacksonville right.

758
00:36:40,320 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 1: Well, anyway, back to the tag match, So.

759
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: Back in the rink. Here mister ass comes down here.

760
00:36:48,039 --> 00:36:51,039
He's got the Hiroshijase trunk, so he runs down here

761
00:36:51,599 --> 00:36:53,239
kicking Xbox ass.

762
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:57,679
Speaker 1: Dude. Yeah, Bradshaw like sent Xbox off and Xbox got

763
00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,760
up on him with a kick and Brad Shall line

764
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,760
him with the top. So Xbox is laying on the

765
00:37:01,800 --> 00:37:04,559
ground and all of a sudden, Billy Gunn runs down

766
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:07,400
and starts stomping his ass out on the floor. The

767
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:11,199
crowd super does not fuck with mister ass. He's getting

768
00:37:11,400 --> 00:37:12,119
major heat.

769
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,519
Speaker 2: Kane's also super pissed off too, because he turns around

770
00:37:15,559 --> 00:37:17,519
immediately and goes after mister ass.

771
00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:19,880
Speaker 1: Dude, he was about to choke slam Bradshaw and win

772
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:22,599
the match, but instead he not only lets him go,

773
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:25,119
but he sees Billy Gunn goes out of the ring

774
00:37:25,199 --> 00:37:27,400
and walks up the ramp after him to the back.

775
00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:29,800
He leaves xpock here. That's how much Kane does not

776
00:37:29,840 --> 00:37:31,280
fuck with mister ass.

777
00:37:31,599 --> 00:37:34,280
Speaker 2: So now it's two on one in the ring, Bradshaw

778
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,880
picks x poc up here for a torture rack.

779
00:37:37,280 --> 00:37:42,000
Speaker 1: Okay, dude, my experience with this was my brain was

780
00:37:42,039 --> 00:37:46,000
so confused. I swore that WCW was just winning the war.

781
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,320
Bradshaw picks x poc up in the torture rack and

782
00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:53,719
the crowd goes ballistic. I said, oh my god, Wow,

783
00:37:54,119 --> 00:37:58,119
the fucking rack is super over. But then I realized

784
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,880
they're going nuts for the road Dog coming down, which

785
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:02,920
is crazy.

786
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:06,360
Speaker 2: He is so over, man, he is huge.

787
00:38:06,480 --> 00:38:09,239
Speaker 1: Pop for him. Yeah, Like, they go nuts and he

788
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,199
gets in the ring and the ref stops. Some xbox

789
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:15,480
fights out of this fucking torture rack. Now road Dog

790
00:38:15,599 --> 00:38:18,519
is on the apron and commentary says, well, the ref

791
00:38:18,599 --> 00:38:21,440
is allowing road Dog to assume the role of Xbox

792
00:38:21,519 --> 00:38:25,239
tag partner. What are you talking about? What do you mean?

793
00:38:26,000 --> 00:38:27,480
Speaker 2: My name is road Dog?

794
00:38:30,159 --> 00:38:35,679
Speaker 1: The holy shit, that's cleos enough. My name is Dog.

795
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,360
Oh fuck yeah, free bird rule.

796
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's been a thing, it's all.

797
00:38:39,599 --> 00:38:42,119
Speaker 1: It's all thing. I don't know how often I've seen this.

798
00:38:42,559 --> 00:38:45,159
I've seen it where like a match starts handicap because

799
00:38:45,159 --> 00:38:47,960
a partner got taken out before and somebody comes out

800
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,920
to replace. Some of the ref says okay, I don't

801
00:38:49,920 --> 00:38:53,440
know if I've seen mid match substitutions. They went to

802
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:56,159
the pen. They did go to the pen. You're right,

803
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:58,960
the dog pen shit.

804
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:01,159
Speaker 2: Didn't work out either. It's like Ryan Kirkery coming into

805
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:01,679
the playoffs.

806
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:11,159
Speaker 1: Leave me alone, so road Dog, sorry, buddy, that's all

807
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:11,519
good man.

808
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,440
Speaker 2: You could set Dylan Daughters off, you know.

809
00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:20,800
Speaker 1: All. Ryan Kirkery just shuts off my brain. Sometimes I

810
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:23,599
just ain't getting mad. I just get like Kitchen Rockers

811
00:39:23,599 --> 00:39:27,000
are a bunch of myself in that.

812
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,440
Speaker 2: So, now that the match is road Dog and x

813
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,440
POC versus the Acolytes, Bradshaw decides, fuck it. I'm gonna

814
00:39:34,440 --> 00:39:36,679
go for the clothes line from hell. So he does.

815
00:39:37,159 --> 00:39:40,039
Of course it misses, and this allows Xpock to hit

816
00:39:40,039 --> 00:39:42,199
a spin kick for a double down and go for

817
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,039
the hot tag to the road Dog.

818
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:46,119
Speaker 1: And what a hot tag it is. I mean, road

819
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:48,199
Dog's getting the crowd fired up. On the apron, he

820
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:50,400
stomping his feet, clap in his hand, he raises the

821
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,639
roof like he's going for everything here.

822
00:39:52,760 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 2: Dude, he's so over that, Like he doesn't even know

823
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,559
what to do. The crowd is going so nuclear right now.

824
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,360
He just starts raising the like there's a shot from

825
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:05,159
behind him where like the crowd pops so fucking crazy.

826
00:40:05,199 --> 00:40:07,079
I think it catches him off guard. He's like, wow,

827
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:08,599
I am over in Florida.

828
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he feels He's like, oh fuck, this means

829
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:12,920
I have to raise the roof. Like this crowd is

830
00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:13,519
super hot.

831
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:16,480
Speaker 2: So road Dog comes in. I mean he is a

832
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:18,760
house of fire man. Drop kick from the road Dog.

833
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,360
He don't even be doing that. Fuck he do that move.

834
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,719
Speaker 1: Okay, that's eye Legitron I said, Wow, road Dog is

835
00:40:24,719 --> 00:40:27,199
so fired up from this crowd that he's throwing dropkins.

836
00:40:27,599 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: Big House gets a big move from the road Dog.

837
00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,199
Little dropkick action never hurt nobody, dude.

838
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: He starts doing the punch combo to both accolytes. You

839
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:36,719
are out of your mind.

840
00:40:37,039 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he got so fired up from this crowd. He's

841
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,519
able to beat Bradshaw and Ferok's ass at the same time.

842
00:40:41,599 --> 00:40:42,599
This is the road Dog.

843
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:47,039
Speaker 1: He's snapmars fruit and does shake round and roll knee drop,

844
00:40:47,599 --> 00:40:49,719
which then leads to him getting his head taken off

845
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,559
with the clothes on for hell.

846
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 2: Dude, Bradshaw loads one up for him real quick. Remember this, bitch,

847
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,119
Yeah take this dog, fuck you.

848
00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:59,079
Speaker 1: This is from Midian for Hell.

849
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:03,039
Speaker 2: So brash, it's the clothesline from Hell. Bradshaw picks up

850
00:41:03,039 --> 00:41:06,599
the road Dog, double power bomb from the Acolytes. They

851
00:41:06,639 --> 00:41:07,519
pin the road.

852
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,519
Speaker 1: Dog and they win the tag titles.

853
00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,679
Speaker 2: We don't know. Nobody knows.

854
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 1: They go to like start talking about it. They're like, oh,

855
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,639
the ref's about to say something. But and you know what,

856
00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:21,320
this is a very honest thing here. Like if you

857
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:22,719
were about to do anything and then all of a

858
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:25,400
sudden you see Midian and Viscera drop jogging down the

859
00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:27,440
fucking ramp, you would stop everything.

860
00:41:27,159 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 2: You were doing as well, dude, Viscera and Midian come

861
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,320
out here.

862
00:41:30,400 --> 00:41:30,760
Speaker 1: First.

863
00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:34,320
Speaker 2: They are running straight at this ring and I was like, wow,

864
00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:36,239
what are they about to do? And they walk over

865
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:37,519
and start stomping the road dog.

866
00:41:40,519 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: It's really important to take down the dog, like you

867
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:45,280
Twomer brother, we gotta get some heat.

868
00:41:46,239 --> 00:41:49,960
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Like Visser and Midian combined are like seven

869
00:41:50,079 --> 00:41:52,599
hundred pounds and they walk in the ring and just

870
00:41:52,639 --> 00:41:54,599
start stomping the ring dog out.

871
00:41:55,920 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: They must have set in the back. God beat out

872
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:59,679
of the road dog. He's really over. He gets a beat.

873
00:41:59,559 --> 00:42:02,119
Speaker 2: Off that dude. So it goes from Visser and Minigan

874
00:42:02,280 --> 00:42:04,639
beating up the road dog and it cuts to Big

875
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:06,800
Show ripping a door off the hinges.

876
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,199
Speaker 1: What the fuck is going This is so funny. This

877
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:12,239
is where I was like, Okay, I don't know what

878
00:42:12,320 --> 00:42:14,960
part of the show is live anymore. Big They cut

879
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,320
to the outside Big Show legit rips the door off

880
00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:19,320
the hinges, like this thing goes flying, he lows it

881
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:23,039
on the floor. This is fucking insane. So the Union

882
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:26,679
are now entering the building. The next shot you see

883
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,440
after they start walking into the building is Mankind and

884
00:42:29,519 --> 00:42:32,159
Ken Shamrock halfway down the ramp. First, dude, I.

885
00:42:32,079 --> 00:42:34,719
Speaker 2: Mean they must have been super sprinting to get there.

886
00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, like, wow, the Beeferoni was a bit Kind's

887
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:43,760
fucking veins gave him super boost Shermrock also has his

888
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:45,199
sunglasses back on, thankfully.

889
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:47,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, they look great on him, too little sunglasses.

890
00:42:47,719 --> 00:42:49,880
Speaker 1: So the corporate ministry powder because they know that Ken

891
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:51,960
Shamrock is about to fucking flip the funk out.

892
00:42:52,159 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 2: He's gonna lose his fucking mind. Man, he's seeing red.

893
00:42:54,760 --> 00:42:59,519
Speaker 1: He's pissed always. He wakes up with a red fucking

894
00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:00,599
tint in his eyes.

895
00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:04,119
Speaker 2: He's always like right below boiling point. Man, Like, really

896
00:43:04,239 --> 00:43:05,159
did not fuck with this guy?

897
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 1: Man? Really? So Cole says, who are the tag team champions?

898
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,480
That question is not answered. We don't find out. And

899
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:13,559
then we get a shot of Cole and Kevin Kelly

900
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:16,199
on the commentary, and Kevin Kelly says, yeah, well you

901
00:43:16,239 --> 00:43:18,639
know later and I will see road Dog take on

902
00:43:18,639 --> 00:43:23,800
Triple H What I get more Dog, dude?

903
00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 2: I mean, like he's got another match. You know, he

904
00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,239
came down here because he loves his boy Xpot.

905
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 1: This Sunday night, Stone Cold road Dog like he's fucking

906
00:43:30,960 --> 00:43:31,800
over as fuck.

907
00:43:32,599 --> 00:43:34,559
Speaker 2: I mean, these guys got a lot of TV time

908
00:43:34,599 --> 00:43:35,559
on Smack Down a Heat.

909
00:43:35,599 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 1: You know that's true. Something very funny happens here now,

910
00:43:39,039 --> 00:43:42,920
James so uh Mankind's music is playing, and you know,

911
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,599
he was just checking on Xbox. I was like, okay,

912
00:43:44,599 --> 00:43:47,199
they're about to get out of the ring, so that's playing.

913
00:43:47,639 --> 00:43:49,400
And then the next shot I see is Caine coming

914
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:50,679
in the ring. I said, why the fuck is he

915
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:52,320
coming out to Vankarin's music?

916
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:55,639
Speaker 2: Keep your finger off the switch.

917
00:43:58,360 --> 00:44:00,639
Speaker 1: Well, Caine gets in the ring and he pushed his

918
00:44:00,679 --> 00:44:02,719
man kind away because he doesn't want him to fuck

919
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:04,920
with his boy. I don't know what's kane fucking deal is.

920
00:44:04,960 --> 00:44:08,840
He doesn't understand the goddamn thing. This guy's stupid. He

921
00:44:08,840 --> 00:44:11,119
helps XPOC, who just got his ass whoop, by dragging

922
00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:12,920
him up by his neck and then carrying him out

923
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,679
of the ring. Yeah, road Dog in Triple H. Holy

924
00:44:15,800 --> 00:44:18,440
shit man, Holy shit man.

925
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 2: So Deborah McMichael is here. Yeah, she go by Deborah

926
00:44:23,519 --> 00:44:25,559
McMichael and w W F or she's just Deborah.

927
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:28,280
Speaker 1: They just say it's Deborah, so it might just be Deborah.

928
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,239
She's definitely in the games. Is just Deborah?

929
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:33,039
Speaker 2: Okay? Short thing? All right? I guess I get confused

930
00:44:33,039 --> 00:44:34,840
because she's still with Jarrett.

931
00:44:34,559 --> 00:44:38,679
Speaker 1: Here, so right, yeah, yeah, So they show her a

932
00:44:38,679 --> 00:44:41,960
woman's legs and Michael Cole says, hey, and then it's

933
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,719
Deborah and Kevin says, oh, I'm surprised she's here. Jeff

934
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,519
Chard's not in competition tonight. How the hell's that everyone

935
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:49,039
else's booked on this show? How the fuck the Jeff

936
00:44:49,079 --> 00:44:50,559
chared not make it on his card? Like, do you

937
00:44:50,599 --> 00:44:52,360
see this next match? How the Jeff Chaned not make

938
00:44:52,400 --> 00:44:53,079
it on his card?

939
00:44:53,719 --> 00:44:56,599
Speaker 2: We have Billy Gunn versus Valvenus up next.

940
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:04,880
Speaker 1: Sorry, that's just uh, that's a lot. Yeah, man asked

941
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:05,800
versus Penis.

942
00:45:09,559 --> 00:45:10,599
Speaker 2: I guess that's right.

943
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:15,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, uh wow, And there is major heat for

944
00:45:15,079 --> 00:45:18,320
the assmen. He comes out like he's the biggest heel

945
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:19,159
in the fucking fed.

946
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,199
Speaker 2: Billy Gunn comes out here all the oil. I mean,

947
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,239
he is just slathered in oil.

948
00:45:24,559 --> 00:45:24,880
Speaker 1: Dude.

949
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,320
Speaker 2: He's a full body guy right now. I mean he

950
00:45:27,440 --> 00:45:28,639
looks insane.

951
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: Man. He is chiseled, he's tall, he's I mean, he's

952
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:35,760
definitely trying to get a dog in allergic reaction. He's

953
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,360
got icy hot all over himself.

954
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:38,840
Speaker 2: He looks good.

955
00:45:39,559 --> 00:45:43,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, he this is mister ass Yeah, top guy. I'm

956
00:45:43,639 --> 00:45:47,559
an ass man fair Oh yeah, good title.

957
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:50,960
Speaker 2: This guy, mister Penis comes out here, he gets the night.

958
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:57,599
I'm a Penis man. Yeah, he comes out here. He's

959
00:45:58,159 --> 00:46:01,880
I mean, you know, goddamn, he's fads like, this is dick,

960
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:03,000
You're dick and ass man?

961
00:46:03,320 --> 00:46:04,519
Speaker 1: What do you want to me?

962
00:46:06,239 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: What it is?

963
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:09,840
Speaker 1: You know? I mean on commentary, the questioning of Billy

964
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:12,320
Gunn is in the corporate Ministry and Kevin Kelly says,

965
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:15,519
you have to ask, has mister ass sold his soul?

966
00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:21,119
Speaker 2: And the answer is yes, yes.

967
00:46:22,320 --> 00:46:28,320
Speaker 1: A soulless ass. What kind of life? Is this? Not

968
00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:29,320
what I want to live?

969
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you give me.

970
00:46:34,079 --> 00:46:36,280
Speaker 1: When they they did the thing of a video where

971
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:41,000
they cut his chest, they did Billy Gunn with his as.

972
00:46:43,679 --> 00:46:44,800
Speaker 2: Having a Midian.

973
00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:50,119
Speaker 1: Mister asked the Midian room as well.

974
00:46:53,079 --> 00:46:54,239
Speaker 2: That room was crazy.

975
00:46:55,039 --> 00:46:58,599
Speaker 1: It was really bright, like what the fuck man that

976
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,360
fucked him up? Fucking he was the same.

977
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 2: It's time to meet the bytes.

978
00:47:06,079 --> 00:47:07,679
Speaker 1: He came out of the room and said, ship, I

979
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,480
didn't Vidian, Oh.

980
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,480
Speaker 2: What the fuck was in there?

981
00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:15,599
Speaker 1: They came out the room, he was villion, alright, fly

982
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:20,280
party right now now, that's that's like a year after

983
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:27,719
that soon though, see Michael Cole says, so let me

984
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:29,639
see if I can get this straight. Nicole Bass is

985
00:47:29,679 --> 00:47:33,119
stalking Valvenus. Val has his eyes on Deborah. Deborah seems

986
00:47:33,119 --> 00:47:36,880
to be smitten by val and that's got Jeff Jared upset. Anyway,

987
00:47:37,079 --> 00:47:38,880
one collect percent over the.

988
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 2: Edge there it is. So Valvenus gets the microphone and

989
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:46,480
says hello, and then mister glumps him from behind.

990
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,840
Speaker 1: No ladies, tonight, God damn it, we don't got time

991
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:51,079
and I'm to stop your ass out.

992
00:47:51,559 --> 00:47:53,880
Speaker 2: So mister ass sends Valance to the steps here to

993
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,760
start the match. He sends him into the barricade as

994
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,760
the ref tries to get control of this match.

995
00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:03,039
Speaker 1: Like your name kimmy, mister as he can't be that

996
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:03,760
all the time.

997
00:48:04,000 --> 00:48:06,360
Speaker 2: Well it is, and he's ready for a push.

998
00:48:06,559 --> 00:48:14,199
Speaker 1: Hello Hello, mister s's shown like that's nuts.

999
00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: Mister ass gets on the second and uh slips because

1000
00:48:18,719 --> 00:48:20,440
there is just so much oil.

1001
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:22,800
Speaker 1: It's his fucking funtle.

1002
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:25,280
Speaker 2: It's just oil everywhere.

1003
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:25,519
Speaker 4: Man.

1004
00:48:27,199 --> 00:48:28,159
Speaker 1: That sucks.

1005
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: So Valvenus cuts him off with a punch of the stomach. Here,

1006
00:48:31,639 --> 00:48:34,320
I'm gonna guess that Valvenus cut his head open off

1007
00:48:34,360 --> 00:48:34,880
the steps.

1008
00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:40,199
Speaker 1: Maybe I yeah, that's probably right, unless he like when

1009
00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:41,840
he hit him when he was cutting the promo, he

1010
00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,920
fucking fell on the mic.

1011
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 2: Ooh, that could have happened. Sure, yeah, well, Valvenus starts

1012
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,199
doing the kitchen sinks when Deborah McMichael arrives on the

1013
00:48:50,280 --> 00:48:51,280
ramp with Jeff Jarrett.

1014
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:53,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff Jared's following her in street clothes. They make

1015
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,239
sure to point that out. They didn't want to scare anybody,

1016
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:57,599
but making him think he was gonna wrestle the light

1017
00:48:57,719 --> 00:48:59,119
or something. I don't know why they fucking said that.

1018
00:48:59,159 --> 00:49:05,320
Speaker 2: They stay tuned in, so Val gets distracted, of course

1019
00:49:05,320 --> 00:49:09,119
by Deborah, and mister ass hits the Fame Asser and

1020
00:49:09,239 --> 00:49:12,239
picks up the wind and now here's Kane again.

1021
00:49:18,480 --> 00:49:24,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, like Debrah is on the apron distracted fucking Billy

1022
00:49:24,239 --> 00:49:26,760
or valve. Val then gets in with the Fame Asser.

1023
00:49:27,280 --> 00:49:28,519
I don't know if the people in the back new

1024
00:49:28,599 --> 00:49:31,599
was going on, because for a split second, like you know,

1025
00:49:31,639 --> 00:49:34,000
at the beginning of Billy's song says I'm an ass man,

1026
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:42,719
and it just says I'm a and then cuts off as.

1027
00:49:42,079 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: Dude, it's been it's been like eight minutes. I mean,

1028
00:49:45,000 --> 00:49:51,840
Kane was just out here, let's go out. Oh my god,

1029
00:49:52,639 --> 00:49:57,039
he's here because he loves born. I love that this

1030
00:49:57,119 --> 00:50:00,360
show just refuses to fucking stop, man, Like it's he's

1031
00:50:00,440 --> 00:50:01,719
going and going, and.

1032
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the funk else is on Sundays that they

1033
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,559
were worried about people flipping over to the Simpsons. So

1034
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:12,519
mister Ass throws Valvenus into Kane, and Kane chokes slams

1035
00:50:12,559 --> 00:50:18,599
him because Kane is stupid and he doesn't know any better.

1036
00:50:19,039 --> 00:50:22,519
Speaker 2: Because else.

1037
00:50:25,599 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: They mister up the ring. I'm already sick of seen

1038
00:50:31,519 --> 00:50:34,039
Kane chasing really gone out of the building here like

1039
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:39,480
choke slam. Alvinus said, Chase is really gone. Kane doesn't

1040
00:50:39,559 --> 00:50:42,000
run either, by the way, because he's Jason Voorhees, so

1041
00:50:42,039 --> 00:50:44,320
he just does a brisk walker.

1042
00:50:44,599 --> 00:50:46,480
Speaker 2: Most of the time. Mister Ass is just walking.

1043
00:50:46,519 --> 00:50:49,599
Speaker 1: Also, Caine hits the ropes in every match. I see

1044
00:50:49,639 --> 00:50:58,239
you run, just run. Nicole Bass is here, and Nicole

1045
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,960
Bass gets in the ring and gives Valvenous mouth to

1046
00:51:01,039 --> 00:51:05,480
mouth resuscitation. Valvenus is alive, sadly so that he goes

1047
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:13,159
to the bank. The pass should have asked Valvenus if

1048
00:51:13,159 --> 00:51:19,280
he has a problem. I mean, like if she would

1049
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:21,000
have came up and that could have been her. Damn

1050
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:22,639
if they had her going up to people at the

1051
00:51:22,679 --> 00:51:38,880
back asking that, like of the cane, you have a problem,

1052
00:51:39,119 --> 00:51:42,960
holy ship a paddle of catchphrases. Well, I would have

1053
00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,800
been a monstrous pop and the k would have walked

1054
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:47,719
after really good.

1055
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400
Speaker 2: So we got backstage hardcore champion Alice Know here with

1056
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:03,079
a deer head and they're playing strip poker.

1057
00:52:09,920 --> 00:52:12,960
Speaker 1: The deer heads smoking a penis. Dude, that's a fucking

1058
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:13,760
iPad too.

1059
00:52:15,480 --> 00:52:16,280
Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell.

1060
00:52:17,480 --> 00:52:20,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll Snow is playing strip poker with the deer

1061
00:52:20,280 --> 00:52:23,400
head is smoking a penis. He's the head is the

1062
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:28,880
hardcore champion? Uh? What the fuck is going on here? Man? Yeah?

1063
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:30,440
Speaker 2: I guess head is the hardcore champion?

1064
00:52:30,480 --> 00:52:35,119
Speaker 1: To Al Snow, yeah uh so yeah. Al says, uh,

1065
00:52:35,239 --> 00:52:37,400
why do you smoke those things? To the deer head,

1066
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,719
he says, you wont every hand up until now read

1067
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,760
them and weep though pair of deuces. He puts his

1068
00:52:41,760 --> 00:52:43,639
cards down. He says, let's see what you got. He

1069
00:52:43,719 --> 00:52:45,639
flips the deer's cards over. I didn't even see what

1070
00:52:45,679 --> 00:52:48,000
it was, but it made Al snow very mad. He said,

1071
00:52:48,079 --> 00:52:50,840
damn it. And then he takes his shirt off and

1072
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,400
he says, there, you're happy. Next thing off is the underwear.

1073
00:53:00,960 --> 00:53:03,679
Speaker 2: What they should have done is have also lose the

1074
00:53:03,760 --> 00:53:06,079
hand here and take off his job squad shirt, and

1075
00:53:06,119 --> 00:53:09,039
then Billy Gunn should have ran by and it's been.

1076
00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:16,840
Speaker 1: Chased, just walking after him.

1077
00:53:14,239 --> 00:53:19,519
Speaker 2: And then Nicole bass is here and also if he has.

1078
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:24,960
Speaker 1: A problem, No, no, I don't.

1079
00:53:25,599 --> 00:53:27,880
Speaker 2: Okay, that's awesome.

1080
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,559
Speaker 1: That that's good.

1081
00:53:30,639 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 2: You didn't ask him.

1082
00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:36,880
Speaker 1: Now zooms it on the deer. I mean, that's how

1083
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,760
the shower end. And that's buddy. I love that.

1084
00:53:39,800 --> 00:53:42,239
Speaker 2: The playing cards, by the way, were like super yellowed.

1085
00:53:42,519 --> 00:53:45,159
It's very common for the nineties. Everyone was smoking everywhere

1086
00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:48,039
anywhere they wanted all the time. They had inanimate objects

1087
00:53:48,079 --> 00:53:49,159
smoking in the nineties.

1088
00:53:49,199 --> 00:53:53,079
Speaker 1: The super I mean, the deer was definitely smoking. On

1089
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:54,559
the fucking plane ride.

1090
00:53:54,599 --> 00:53:56,559
Speaker 2: There used to be able to go on a plane,

1091
00:53:56,559 --> 00:53:59,400
stand up during descent and then just walk into the

1092
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:05,559
cabin and as I they any new courts, it's just.

1093
00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:11,599
Speaker 1: The plant is ascending. I walk, I stayed up, good

1094
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:21,360
bathroom door open, take a ship. So now it's time

1095
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:25,039
for the hardcore Holly town Hall. Yeah, man, Hardcore Holly

1096
00:54:25,039 --> 00:54:27,360
comes out in a REP shirt and I'm confused, and

1097
00:54:27,480 --> 00:54:30,960
commentary says hardco Holly is holding Head ransom for the

1098
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:36,079
Hardcore Championship. Shot. Be more confused, they say, last February,

1099
00:54:36,079 --> 00:54:39,239
Hardcore Holly became the hardcore Champion. Then at Backlash him

1100
00:54:39,239 --> 00:54:41,000
and also had a hardcore match and Al hit him

1101
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:43,559
in the head with head. But Head was on top

1102
00:54:43,679 --> 00:54:48,039
of Hardcore Holly as Al Snow Pindam and won the title,

1103
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,760
So Al Snow thinks that Head is the hardcore champion.

1104
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,159
And then last Sunday on Heat, Hardcore Holly hit Alt

1105
00:54:54,199 --> 00:54:55,960
in the head with head. I don't know if that

1106
00:54:56,039 --> 00:54:57,880
was a match. They didn't really explain it and didn't

1107
00:54:57,920 --> 00:54:58,639
really seem to care.

1108
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:01,599
Speaker 2: I mean, this was like an insane video package. So

1109
00:55:02,039 --> 00:55:04,599
it shows Hardcore Holly drowning Al Snow. I guess you

1110
00:55:04,679 --> 00:55:07,840
won the hardcore title that way, And then it shows

1111
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:12,519
a video head Hardcore Holly, and then it shows Alf

1112
00:55:12,559 --> 00:55:13,719
Snow with the goat kart.

1113
00:55:15,039 --> 00:55:22,400
Speaker 1: And Hardcore Holly beat says ass and this show is

1114
00:55:22,440 --> 00:55:30,519
beating Knight. Shrow cope with this, so Hardcore Holly calls

1115
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:33,280
out Al snow who was losing a card game to

1116
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:35,320
a deer head and getting butt ass naked. He doesn't

1117
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:36,920
come out here but as naked, which would have been

1118
00:55:36,960 --> 00:55:40,559
very funny. And uh, Bob says, Al, I want you

1119
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:43,440
to listen to me, but my microphone doesn't work. We're

1120
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,679
gonna have to prevent some really listen hard deer dude that.

1121
00:55:46,880 --> 00:55:49,039
Speaker 2: Sucked the mice kept messing up this whole from a

1122
00:55:49,480 --> 00:55:50,039
so hardcore.

1123
00:55:50,039 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 1: Holly says, the hardcore executive Committee boked a hardcore title

1124
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:55,320
match tonight, and commentary is very upset and offended by

1125
00:55:55,360 --> 00:55:58,320
this that there would be a hardcourt executive committee. They've

1126
00:55:58,360 --> 00:56:00,000
watched this whole show, and the one thing there are

1127
00:56:00,079 --> 00:56:03,199
said about is the hardcore Executive Committee being real. So

1128
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:04,880
Al says, I don't think you understand the words coming

1129
00:56:04,880 --> 00:56:06,639
out of my mouth, and Bob says, listen to me.

1130
00:56:07,079 --> 00:56:09,840
It's not between you, units between you and Head. They

1131
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:12,679
booked me as a special guest ref and Al says, oh,

1132
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:15,360
you are looking rather silas from your shirt, and Bob says,

1133
00:56:15,360 --> 00:56:17,679
all right, it's simple. All you have to do is

1134
00:56:17,679 --> 00:56:22,000
Pinhead and Al trying to talk into the broken microphone,

1135
00:56:22,119 --> 00:56:23,880
trying to explain it to the live crowd that he

1136
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,480
is convinced does not know what's going on because the

1137
00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:27,480
kid hear this promo says, all you have to do

1138
00:56:27,519 --> 00:56:30,159
is pinheaded. I'm the Hardcore Champion. Someone gets in the

1139
00:56:30,239 --> 00:56:32,599
ring and hands Al another mic which also isn't working,

1140
00:56:32,920 --> 00:56:35,960
and Al it starts working. Eventually he says, fine, I pinhead.

1141
00:56:36,039 --> 00:56:44,880
I become ark Court Champion, and Bob says, right, so

1142
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:53,840
ill him and I become ark Good Champion. Right well,

1143
00:56:53,880 --> 00:56:57,280
Bob says, ring the b and Bob also asks. He says, well,

1144
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,239
when you win, I get a hardcot t rematch, right,

1145
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:02,719
and says yes, So Bob says, ring the bell. So

1146
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,039
we have Al Snow versus Head for the Hardcore Championship

1147
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:06,960
here on heat.

1148
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:10,280
Speaker 2: So the match begins here. Al Snow starts stomping on

1149
00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:13,159
head and then drops an elbow on head.

1150
00:57:14,199 --> 00:57:14,519
Speaker 1: Yep.

1151
00:57:14,679 --> 00:57:17,559
Speaker 2: Al Snow then gives Head a super stiff pile driver

1152
00:57:17,679 --> 00:57:19,079
and shit, can's head.

1153
00:57:19,159 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 1: Dude leaping pile driver and then throws his head rights

1154
00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,079
to the floor. I mean, head's bumping like a maniac here.

1155
00:57:24,320 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 2: I mean Snow is working stiff as shitt here with

1156
00:57:26,360 --> 00:57:27,840
the head. This is crazy, man.

1157
00:57:28,079 --> 00:57:29,599
Speaker 1: I don't know if they had heat in the back.

1158
00:57:29,639 --> 00:57:30,960
I don't know, something to do with like the do

1159
00:57:31,320 --> 00:57:34,119
the donkey the deer head someone's donkey. Someone's got the

1160
00:57:34,159 --> 00:57:36,400
deer head back there. But yeah, I mean like he's

1161
00:57:36,440 --> 00:57:37,880
really kind of giving it to him here. It was

1162
00:57:37,920 --> 00:57:39,079
kind of uncomfortable to watch.

1163
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,119
Speaker 2: So Al Snow gets a table, he sets it up

1164
00:57:42,119 --> 00:57:45,159
in the ring. Here he puts the head on the table.

1165
00:57:45,199 --> 00:57:47,800
He heads up to the top rope. I gotta say,

1166
00:57:48,320 --> 00:57:50,559
I don't know if I've ever seen anything like this.

1167
00:57:50,559 --> 00:57:52,960
Speaker 1: This, Uh, this couldn't have gone worse.

1168
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:55,639
Speaker 2: So Al Snow is loaded up on the top rope.

1169
00:57:55,679 --> 00:57:59,519
Here he goes for a moon salt. He bounces off

1170
00:57:59,559 --> 00:58:01,239
the table and completely miss his head.

1171
00:58:01,519 --> 00:58:05,000
Speaker 1: I mean it almost for a split second. If I

1172
00:58:05,079 --> 00:58:07,639
was half watching, it looked like head moved and Houston

1173
00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:12,679
at the table like it was fucking so crazy looking.

1174
00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,639
The table doesn't break and I said, wow, that like

1175
00:58:17,519 --> 00:58:20,519
that had all of this had to suck, dude, I've never.

1176
00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:23,199
Speaker 2: Seen some shit like that. Moon salt somehow doesn't break

1177
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:25,000
the table. What are the odds of that happening?

1178
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,000
Speaker 1: He has to be low, super low on a moon salt.

1179
00:58:28,280 --> 00:58:29,760
Oh my god, yes, dude.

1180
00:58:29,840 --> 00:58:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was a pretty big guy.

1181
00:58:31,440 --> 00:58:34,400
Speaker 1: Dude, yeah, and he can do it. He does it.

1182
00:58:34,719 --> 00:58:37,920
Speaker 2: So Moon Salt bounce, I mean literally bounces off the table.

1183
00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:40,880
He hits the table boom and then bounces off the

1184
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,639
table and he goes, oh shit due.

1185
00:58:45,119 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: The crowd is like, oh, like everyone kind of just

1186
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:51,119
is it feels bad and confused because he he doesn't

1187
00:58:51,159 --> 00:58:53,199
even like it's not even a gnarly bump. He just

1188
00:58:53,199 --> 00:58:56,199
like hits and kind of slides off, and it's like aw.

1189
00:58:56,599 --> 00:58:59,400
Speaker 2: So Alison bounces off the table and Head has to

1190
00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:02,559
pay for that. So also grabs the deer head and

1191
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,760
smashes it as hard as he can into the head.

1192
00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 1: And he pins head with the deer head, and so

1193
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:12,199
I don't know where it goes, but I was assuming

1194
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:13,920
they did that because now al Snow's going to say

1195
00:59:13,920 --> 00:59:15,400
the deer Head is a hardcore champion.

1196
00:59:15,360 --> 00:59:17,320
Speaker 2: Dude, hardcore Holly's going to get so pissed off.

1197
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:20,559
Speaker 1: That's ever dreaming.

1198
00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,599
Speaker 2: They ring the bell for that match too, and announce

1199
00:59:24,679 --> 00:59:25,119
the match.

1200
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 1: It's an official match. If it was over five minutes,

1201
00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,000
we would have seen the cage match rating for it,

1202
00:59:29,079 --> 00:59:29,840
but it was only two.

1203
00:59:30,679 --> 00:59:33,559
Speaker 2: So after the match al Snow heads up to the

1204
00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:36,679
top rope and then does a moon saw through the

1205
00:59:36,719 --> 00:59:38,840
table that did not break and no cells.

1206
00:59:39,039 --> 00:59:44,599
Speaker 1: Hey yeah, it uh really doesn't mean anything in the

1207
00:59:44,679 --> 00:59:46,239
end here, Yeah that sucks.

1208
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,639
Speaker 2: That's also heads up to the top and puts a

1209
00:59:48,719 --> 00:59:51,159
knife into the stomach of this business, this business that

1210
00:59:51,199 --> 00:59:51,760
we all love.

1211
00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 1: Why did he just put head back on the table.

1212
00:59:54,599 --> 00:59:56,000
Speaker 2: Why didn't he get the fuck out of the ring?

1213
00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,039
The Rock was a kind of longer program at JERRONI.

1214
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: The Rock needs more time.

1215
01:00:01,239 --> 01:00:04,760
Speaker 2: Al So we go backstage. Road Dog is here with Luca.

1216
01:00:05,159 --> 01:00:06,880
Speaker 1: So he asked road Dog about him not being one

1217
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,239
hundred percent for his matter Triple Ah tonight, and road

1218
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:11,880
Dog says, Lucas, strut your mouth. He wasn't really like

1219
01:00:11,960 --> 01:00:14,199
his heart wasn't into burying Lucas here, which you know,

1220
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,400
but he had to do something like.

1221
01:00:16,239 --> 01:00:17,960
Speaker 2: Interview Dog is talking.

1222
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:24,320
Speaker 1: He says, you dang right, I'm not one hundred percent,

1223
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,280
but Triple h you couldn't well half of me if

1224
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,039
the other half of me was helping you. I thought

1225
01:00:28,039 --> 01:00:30,920
that was a good line. He says. Maybe we got

1226
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:34,000
family problems the Generation X does, but it's gonna take

1227
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,840
a lot more than dropping the poodle on his noodle

1228
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,039
to Calviaut.

1229
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:48,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the top guy because he is a dog.

1230
01:00:50,119 --> 01:00:53,519
Speaker 1: Right. Well, he says triple Ah, I'm coming to settle

1231
01:00:53,519 --> 01:00:56,760
some problems, family problems, and I'm the family solution and

1232
01:00:56,880 --> 01:00:59,119
Dad's the word of the dog.

1233
01:01:00,119 --> 01:01:02,199
Speaker 2: Well, it's now time for the Chef boy ar D

1234
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:05,199
commercial where a trophy hunter kills Mankind and puts him

1235
01:01:05,199 --> 01:01:05,679
on the wall.

1236
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:11,199
Speaker 1: This is this is fucking nuts man like they uh

1237
01:01:11,239 --> 01:01:13,599
they it was super inspired commercial though, I'll give him that.

1238
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:15,960
They they were going for it with the maid kind.

1239
01:01:15,800 --> 01:01:18,480
Speaker 2: And shit, yeah it was Mankind's head on the wall

1240
01:01:18,559 --> 01:01:20,599
with his sokko and then his other hand had a

1241
01:01:20,679 --> 01:01:23,039
can of over stuffed beef ravioli.

1242
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:25,960
Speaker 1: I didn't even the Union fell about that. This guy

1243
01:01:26,039 --> 01:01:28,159
fucking around with beef Roni's.

1244
01:01:28,039 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 2: I think they all said in unison, hmm beefy.

1245
01:01:33,599 --> 01:01:37,119
Speaker 1: Oh that's that's good. I mean that dude shot and

1246
01:01:37,199 --> 01:01:39,639
killed Mankind for some beeferronis dude.

1247
01:01:39,679 --> 01:01:41,480
Speaker 2: I mean, like, I think Chef boyar D has some

1248
01:01:41,559 --> 01:01:44,360
awesome commercials. I mean I like this. I like the

1249
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,719
one where he's on the island or whatever. He's got

1250
01:01:46,719 --> 01:01:48,960
the b ravil on his face, dude.

1251
01:01:49,039 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: The rock on the boat, Yeah, the boat.

1252
01:01:51,159 --> 01:01:53,079
Speaker 2: There's the one where the can follows you home or

1253
01:01:53,119 --> 01:01:54,960
something that might be Campbell's. I can't remember if that

1254
01:01:55,079 --> 01:01:55,920
Chef Bard or not.

1255
01:01:56,199 --> 01:01:57,880
Speaker 1: That counts all the same devil to me, they're all

1256
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:58,639
you know what I mean, Like.

1257
01:01:58,719 --> 01:02:01,840
Speaker 2: Just when I was a kid man, like I legitimately

1258
01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:04,760
thought that like they were the same deal. I thought

1259
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:08,320
they were the same company. But Spaghetti Rings is different

1260
01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:10,960
from Chef Boyardy Spaghetti.

1261
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,960
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, spaghetti O's was different too, right.

1262
01:02:12,920 --> 01:02:16,159
Speaker 2: Yeah WWF Sunday Night Heat is brought to you by

1263
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:22,039
fram Extra Guard, Get a fram Extra Guard and Twix

1264
01:02:22,119 --> 01:02:26,960
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1265
01:02:29,000 --> 01:02:32,000
did Share Rock backstage? Oh we got set off again.

1266
01:02:33,079 --> 01:02:35,039
Speaker 1: They didn't give a fucking cookie bar. I mean this

1267
01:02:35,079 --> 01:02:37,119
suppsed to be early Twigs on TwixT cookie Bars. I

1268
01:02:37,159 --> 01:02:38,960
don't even remember them calling it that. It's just eventually

1269
01:02:39,280 --> 01:02:39,519
it's just.

1270
01:02:39,519 --> 01:02:43,079
Speaker 2: Twigs, dude. I love Twix cookie bars, Dude.

1271
01:02:43,199 --> 01:02:46,360
Speaker 1: I love a good Twix. I mean fucking the left one.

1272
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:47,039
It's good.

1273
01:02:47,679 --> 01:02:50,719
Speaker 2: And also att collect calls dude.

1274
01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:52,880
Speaker 1: Okay. The pay per view is sponsored by one hundred

1275
01:02:52,880 --> 01:02:54,960
collect and this show is sponsored by a one hundred

1276
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:57,559
call at and T who do I use? So now

1277
01:02:57,559 --> 01:03:00,760
it's time for road Dog versus Triple A twich. Yeah,

1278
01:03:00,840 --> 01:03:04,239
road Dog comes out. He doesn't do the intro himself,

1279
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:07,119
but the crowd does it for him, which is super cool.

1280
01:03:07,480 --> 01:03:09,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought that was cool. Like they do the

1281
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:12,159
sideways camera of him coming down the ramp and the

1282
01:03:12,199 --> 01:03:14,199
crowd does his whole thing, and I thought that was awesome.

1283
01:03:14,280 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh you didn't know. Yeah, And Triple H comes out

1284
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:19,480
to higher brain pattern, which is a great theme he does.

1285
01:03:19,599 --> 01:03:22,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's kind of like the My Time instrumental deal here. Yeah,

1286
01:03:22,679 --> 01:03:23,840
pretty much, very cool.

1287
01:03:24,039 --> 01:03:27,559
Speaker 1: He looks fucking great. He's in the silver trunks, which

1288
01:03:27,559 --> 01:03:29,760
I feel like is like pretty much early after he

1289
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,000
stops wearing the long boys.

1290
01:03:31,360 --> 01:03:34,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he looks good here in about six

1291
01:03:34,599 --> 01:03:38,119
months time. Oh my god, it looks absolutely fucked. I

1292
01:03:38,159 --> 01:03:40,840
mean like he is so shredded it's unreal.

1293
01:03:41,039 --> 01:03:43,000
Speaker 1: We watched arm again in two thousand with Kevin Ko

1294
01:03:43,199 --> 01:03:47,480
on the Patreon and Triple H is I mean, he's

1295
01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:49,159
a legit monster.

1296
01:03:49,880 --> 01:03:52,639
Speaker 2: China also looks fantastic here. I love the look.

1297
01:03:52,840 --> 01:03:55,239
Speaker 1: Dude. China is cool as fuck. She's got the little

1298
01:03:55,239 --> 01:03:57,079
glasses on. Like this does it for me?

1299
01:03:57,119 --> 01:03:59,159
Speaker 2: Andy Pack and shit, yeah, I thought this was coolest.

1300
01:03:59,159 --> 01:04:02,480
Speaker 1: Shit, man, that's fucking awesome. Yeah, I think China's sweet here.

1301
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:05,280
Speaker 2: So Triple H attacks road Dog right away and shit

1302
01:04:05,360 --> 01:04:07,320
cans the dog again.

1303
01:04:07,480 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: This match is just pretty nuts to me. I got

1304
01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:11,920
like heat this by the way, this heat all the

1305
01:04:11,960 --> 01:04:14,920
matches are short, but there's like eight matches.

1306
01:04:14,840 --> 01:04:17,159
Speaker 2: Yeah right with like everyone that was there, which is

1307
01:04:17,199 --> 01:04:17,719
pretty cool.

1308
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, and road Dog and Triple H are having

1309
01:04:20,719 --> 01:04:23,119
a match here, and like, road Dog gets offense.

1310
01:04:23,239 --> 01:04:25,920
Speaker 2: So China attacks the Dog on the outside and sends

1311
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,840
them back in HM. Road Dog fights back, but Triple

1312
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,119
H keeps cutting him down until Road Dog hits the

1313
01:04:31,199 --> 01:04:31,960
punch combo.

1314
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:35,920
Speaker 1: Dude. He Triple AH sends him off. The Dog ducks

1315
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:38,280
the line and fires off the punch combo. Triple H

1316
01:04:38,360 --> 01:04:41,360
ducks the last punch. Then road Dog ducks Triple H's

1317
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:44,480
punch and then does another punch combo with theatrix and

1318
01:04:44,519 --> 01:04:47,719
hits it. This is a long sequence that road Dog

1319
01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:48,559
came out on top on.

1320
01:04:49,079 --> 01:04:51,280
Speaker 2: Road Dog then does the Memphis with his ass on

1321
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:52,400
Triple H.

1322
01:04:52,480 --> 01:04:58,000
Speaker 1: I wrote, road Dog does ass Memphis, dude, Triple.

1323
01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:00,599
Speaker 2: H like accidentally falls like two far down on the

1324
01:05:00,639 --> 01:05:03,079
ropes here, like straightens his back just a little too

1325
01:05:03,159 --> 01:05:06,320
much here, and road Dog gets all of that fucking

1326
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:06,880
move too.

1327
01:05:06,960 --> 01:05:10,119
Speaker 1: Man, dude, he sits like he crunches his whole body

1328
01:05:10,159 --> 01:05:13,199
in and then you won't guess what happens next.

1329
01:05:13,599 --> 01:05:14,679
Speaker 2: Mister ass is here.

1330
01:05:16,639 --> 01:05:19,639
Speaker 1: We're not joking, but this is not a joke. Mister

1331
01:05:19,760 --> 01:05:22,599
ass runs out again. What the fuck?

1332
01:05:23,239 --> 01:05:25,880
Speaker 2: So mister ass is here, road Dog punches him off

1333
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,159
the apron. He hits Triple H to the power slam

1334
01:05:28,159 --> 01:05:28,519
and gets it.

1335
01:05:28,519 --> 01:05:31,519
Speaker 1: Two he uh, I mean, I fucking I thought it

1336
01:05:31,559 --> 01:05:33,960
was gonna be legit turned right back into pedigree, but

1337
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:34,320
it was not.

1338
01:05:35,000 --> 01:05:38,559
Speaker 2: So China distracts the dog grabs his leg. This allows

1339
01:05:38,559 --> 01:05:40,559
Triple AH to hit the pedigree and he picks up

1340
01:05:40,599 --> 01:05:40,920
the wind.

1341
01:05:41,280 --> 01:05:42,880
Speaker 1: I like to a road Dog was like looking at

1342
01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:45,159
China after she tripped him, and then Triple H. Because

1343
01:05:45,199 --> 01:05:47,119
road Dog had fucked up ribs, he was selling them

1344
01:05:47,119 --> 01:05:49,400
the whole match. Triple H punches them in the ribs

1345
01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,920
first and then hits pedigree. I was like, okay, that's.

1346
01:05:51,800 --> 01:05:55,159
Speaker 2: Cool, So Triple H if mister ass stare down, mister

1347
01:05:55,239 --> 01:05:59,880
Ass attacks road dog. Oh no, the lights go out.

1348
01:06:03,320 --> 01:06:04,599
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Kane.

1349
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:06,079
Speaker 2: It's ca.

1350
01:06:07,880 --> 01:06:10,199
Speaker 1: I wrote, Well, Kane is back. Let's see me and

1351
01:06:10,199 --> 01:06:14,280
get mister rested this time. You won't fuck like this

1352
01:06:14,320 --> 01:06:16,199
is it, dude? This is insane.

1353
01:06:16,559 --> 01:06:18,159
Speaker 2: I mean, this is fucking hilarious.

1354
01:06:18,199 --> 01:06:18,400
Speaker 1: Man.

1355
01:06:18,559 --> 01:06:22,320
Speaker 2: Every single segment has mister Ass and Caina in it.

1356
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 1: And Kane can't catch this guy. And Cain gets in

1357
01:06:27,000 --> 01:06:30,719
the ring and Billy Gunn gets out of the ring again,

1358
01:06:31,320 --> 01:06:33,840
and Cain goes to choke slam the road dog. What

1359
01:06:34,079 --> 01:06:37,039
is wrong with you? What is fucking wrong with you?

1360
01:06:38,079 --> 01:06:40,119
Speaker 2: So Kine goes to choke slam road.

1361
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:48,599
Speaker 1: Dog because put well, because he was pushed. You are

1362
01:06:48,639 --> 01:06:51,760
a stupid, stupid asshole, Kane.

1363
01:06:52,239 --> 01:06:55,360
Speaker 2: So Kay goes to chuck slam road Dog and X

1364
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:58,440
Pocket is here and says he, man, the dog is

1365
01:06:58,519 --> 01:07:00,559
family dog.

1366
01:07:01,679 --> 01:07:08,719
Speaker 1: Put the dog down, and he does. He puts the

1367
01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:10,760
dog down. He says, yeah, come on, man'swer boy. What

1368
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:14,639
the fuck? So he puts the dog down, not literally

1369
01:07:14,679 --> 01:07:16,119
like he doesn't put like, he doesn't kill him. He

1370
01:07:16,159 --> 01:07:19,199
puts the road dog on the ground and h xbox

1371
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,280
checks on him, and then Kane's music hits and Xbox

1372
01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:25,039
helps road Dog out of the ring. Caine once again

1373
01:07:25,119 --> 01:07:26,639
has not been able.

1374
01:07:26,400 --> 01:07:29,480
Speaker 2: To get Billy goud dude. He puts the dog down,

1375
01:07:30,559 --> 01:07:31,599
Xbox like, what are you doing?

1376
01:07:31,639 --> 01:07:31,880
Speaker 3: Man?

1377
01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:33,960
Speaker 2: And then Kane puts his arms on his hips.

1378
01:07:34,599 --> 01:07:38,199
Speaker 1: God damn it, not I get.

1379
01:07:42,519 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 2: So big show is here. He's walking backstage with a

1380
01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,360
two by four. He is pissed.

1381
01:07:46,559 --> 01:07:49,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, this okay, this might

1382
01:07:49,360 --> 01:07:50,400
be like best big show.

1383
01:07:50,440 --> 01:07:54,199
Speaker 2: Look, he looks fantastic. Man, His traps are huge. He's

1384
01:07:54,199 --> 01:07:56,440
got the whole chest showing. He looks good.

1385
01:07:56,679 --> 01:07:59,000
Speaker 1: He's got the like the trunks and it's pulled up

1386
01:07:59,039 --> 01:08:01,760
but like it doesn't look fucking ridiculous, Like he fills

1387
01:08:01,800 --> 01:08:04,880
everything out great. He looks huge, he's got the ponytail,

1388
01:08:05,079 --> 01:08:06,400
he's got the two by four. And I'm like, oh,

1389
01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,519
I wonder who big show's facing. And then Kevin Kelly says, oh,

1390
01:08:10,599 --> 01:08:14,039
here's a big show. He could be Midian's worst nightmare.

1391
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:20,760
Oh thank god, oh my god, we get a Midian match.

1392
01:08:21,159 --> 01:08:22,560
Holy fucking shit.

1393
01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:26,279
Speaker 2: But before that, outside the arena, during the break, mister

1394
01:08:26,439 --> 01:08:27,439
As got into his.

1395
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:34,640
Speaker 1: Car and how much Billy Gunn does one show need?

1396
01:08:35,119 --> 01:08:39,520
Speaker 3: He full sprints out the door oiled up a yellow

1397
01:08:39,560 --> 01:08:43,039
ass here and he gets in his car. There's white car,

1398
01:08:43,079 --> 01:08:45,000
he adds out here, there's a drink in the holder.

1399
01:08:45,039 --> 01:08:48,239
By the way, Kevin Kelly says, well, Billy had tried

1400
01:08:48,279 --> 01:08:50,119
to prove on a number of occasions that he's the

1401
01:08:50,159 --> 01:08:53,039
fastest man in the WF by competing in running races

1402
01:08:53,279 --> 01:08:56,439
with a superstars, of course, calling him Bay Howard.

1403
01:08:57,319 --> 01:08:59,359
Speaker 1: So mister ass speeds away in his car and then

1404
01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:03,119
it shows k and walk in through the should have

1405
01:09:03,159 --> 01:09:05,880
been awesome as fuck. Kate just walks straight in the

1406
01:09:05,920 --> 01:09:10,880
highway walking down the store. Us Phil gotta hit some

1407
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:16,960
of the car. The k is walking in six lane

1408
01:09:17,039 --> 01:09:23,840
highway traffic after mister A's car. This helicopter shott from above.

1409
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:31,520
Speaker 2: Hell is that is that gold dust? That's Kane. So

1410
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:33,359
we got back to the ring here Midian is now

1411
01:09:33,359 --> 01:09:34,439
looking at his piss jar.

1412
01:09:34,720 --> 01:09:38,199
Speaker 1: He's got, I wrote, Midians and thereing being weird and smelly,

1413
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:43,479
and he in the jar with the fermalder hide.

1414
01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, well okay, he's got the formelder hide in the jar.

1415
01:09:46,920 --> 01:09:49,279
And uh, I mean big shop does not give a fuck.

1416
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:51,840
I mean big show walkd this ring and said umb gimmick.

1417
01:09:57,520 --> 01:09:59,880
So we get a Big Show pre tape here. The

1418
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:02,600
it's kind of hyping up Big Show and Undertaker. Are

1419
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:04,640
they facing it over the edge? No they're not.

1420
01:10:05,000 --> 01:10:08,319
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, what the fuck? Then yeah he's facing stone Cold.

1421
01:10:08,520 --> 01:10:10,119
Speaker 2: I mean Undertaker comes on the screen as I say,

1422
01:10:10,119 --> 01:10:11,199
I'm facing stone cold.

1423
01:10:15,079 --> 01:10:23,239
Speaker 1: Disappoint Yeah, you're right. What the fuck that does happen? Yeah?

1424
01:10:23,279 --> 01:10:24,760
Speaker 2: I mean like they had a whole bunch of footage here.

1425
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:26,039
I was like, wow, this is pretty cool. I like

1426
01:10:26,079 --> 01:10:28,000
all this footage I'm being shown. And then I remember,

1427
01:10:28,119 --> 01:10:30,279
well high video, Yeah that I remember. I was like, wait,

1428
01:10:30,439 --> 01:10:34,199
Taker faces Steve Austin over the edge and then he's

1429
01:10:34,239 --> 01:10:36,359
I swear to god, he comes on the tron. We'll

1430
01:10:36,399 --> 01:10:37,960
talk about that in a minute, but it is yeah.

1431
01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:41,000
Speaker 1: Sure, crazy man, Yeah, crazy dude. Yeah. So they show,

1432
01:10:41,119 --> 01:10:42,760
you know, they're putting over a Big Show and Taker.

1433
01:10:43,560 --> 01:10:45,840
Big Show challenges them to step up to the big

1434
01:10:45,880 --> 01:10:49,680
time the ministry cake Big Show's ass, and then Taker

1435
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:52,960
says you aren't the most powerful force I am. And

1436
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:55,720
then they double goozle each other and Show says you

1437
01:10:55,720 --> 01:10:58,399
are a dub dub people. You want to send your

1438
01:10:58,439 --> 01:11:01,319
goods after people? Well, the Goon's kick his ass and

1439
01:11:01,359 --> 01:11:03,439
Taker then hits him with a baseball bat.

1440
01:11:04,399 --> 01:11:07,039
Speaker 2: Wow, the baseball bat sting.

1441
01:11:07,720 --> 01:11:11,039
Speaker 1: Okay, Taker repeatedly uses a baseball bat here, doesn't he

1442
01:11:11,119 --> 01:11:14,399
uses it at the fucking Stephanie wedding. Then Taker and

1443
01:11:14,439 --> 01:11:17,560
Show have their first match. Taker puts Ether on his

1444
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:20,239
elbow pad and puts the Big Show to sleep, and

1445
01:11:20,279 --> 01:11:23,159
then Undertaker breaks a baseball bat over his head and

1446
01:11:23,199 --> 01:11:23,960
makes him bleed.

1447
01:11:24,119 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 2: That was a callback to Giant Gonzalez. We're gonna have

1448
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:28,720
a match just like that, brother.

1449
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,800
Speaker 1: You gotta get harrier fast.

1450
01:11:34,720 --> 01:11:37,800
Speaker 2: So we go to Midian versus Big Show. Here, Yes,

1451
01:11:38,359 --> 01:11:41,239
Big Show steps right into the ring and Big boots

1452
01:11:41,279 --> 01:11:44,119
Midian and then kicks his fucking ass.

1453
01:11:44,319 --> 01:11:47,000
Speaker 1: Dude, he I mean, Midian runs at him, and all

1454
01:11:47,079 --> 01:11:50,039
Midian gets is a big boot goozled showstopper.

1455
01:11:50,399 --> 01:11:52,680
Speaker 2: I wish the Big Show would have been protected like

1456
01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,840
this for way longer than he was. I know, I know,

1457
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:58,840
especially when he looks like he looks at this time period,

1458
01:11:59,079 --> 01:11:59,920
he looked insane.

1459
01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:03,760
Speaker 1: He looks fucking crazy, like he doesn't win WWF title

1460
01:12:03,960 --> 01:12:05,800
until like a year after this, and it's for like

1461
01:12:05,840 --> 01:12:08,560
a cup of coffee at like the worst WrestleMania.

1462
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,399
Speaker 2: Oh is that WrestleMania two thousand?

1463
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, like he fucking.

1464
01:12:12,279 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 2: With the mc foley deal, right right. I don't know.

1465
01:12:14,960 --> 01:12:16,880
They just didn't want to protect this guy. It always

1466
01:12:16,880 --> 01:12:17,880
I always hated.

1467
01:12:17,560 --> 01:12:19,920
Speaker 1: That, you know, I know they had I mean, how

1468
01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:23,840
easy was it with this guy? Like, come on, so.

1469
01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:27,840
Speaker 2: Big Show goozles Midian. He hits the fucking shows stopper.

1470
01:12:28,039 --> 01:12:29,760
I mean, he holds this guy up in the air

1471
01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:30,600
just because he can.

1472
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:32,680
Speaker 1: Midian's not small, by the way.

1473
01:12:33,359 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 2: So Big Show then grabs Midian again and hits him

1474
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,000
with the showstopper.

1475
01:12:38,760 --> 01:12:41,920
Speaker 1: One more time. Dude. He stands down on him and says,

1476
01:12:42,319 --> 01:12:44,920
you get one more and he pick gets him up

1477
01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:47,960
and show stoppers him. And then he throws Teddy Long

1478
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:48,600
to the floor.

1479
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 2: They just threw referee Teddy Long out of the ring.

1480
01:12:51,319 --> 01:12:53,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, we don't get a no, we don't get

1481
01:12:53,199 --> 01:12:56,039
a bell. Actually, I'm assuming this is a no contest.

1482
01:12:56,279 --> 01:12:59,760
Speaker 2: Well, Big Show grabs that jar of for melder hide,

1483
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:02,920
and he grabs the eyeball out of the jar.

1484
01:13:03,239 --> 01:13:04,760
Speaker 1: He shines it up real nice.

1485
01:13:05,239 --> 01:13:08,319
Speaker 2: He puts it between his middle finger and his index finger,

1486
01:13:09,000 --> 01:13:11,000
and he pops the eyeball.

1487
01:13:10,640 --> 01:13:14,199
Speaker 1: No, that's Midian's whole thing, not what does he do?

1488
01:13:14,439 --> 01:13:20,399
He eats it, he gets naked, He fours from Outer

1489
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:22,880
he drinks from Alter Hide and gets fucking crazier and

1490
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,039
gets naked. So he squitches the eyeball. He puts it

1491
01:13:26,039 --> 01:13:28,560
in Midian's mouth and makes him eats it, and he says,

1492
01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:30,479
give me a microphone, give me a fucking bike.

1493
01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:34,600
Speaker 2: Dude, I love this big show. With the microphone, he

1494
01:13:34,720 --> 01:13:36,600
just decides, Yeah, I'm gonna do some males.

1495
01:13:36,600 --> 01:13:38,760
Speaker 1: Actually I got more moves actually to do here.

1496
01:13:39,079 --> 01:13:41,800
Speaker 2: So Big Show has the mic in one hand, he

1497
01:13:41,880 --> 01:13:45,680
hits the fucking ropes, comes back elbow drop.

1498
01:13:45,640 --> 01:13:49,159
Speaker 1: I mean great elbow drop two, and he goes ah.

1499
01:13:49,399 --> 01:13:50,319
Speaker 2: He pops up.

1500
01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,439
Speaker 1: Dude. He says, Lord of Darkness, you want to come

1501
01:13:52,439 --> 01:13:54,399
out here and talk to me because you're the only

1502
01:13:54,399 --> 01:13:58,199
one that could save him from being torn limb from limb,

1503
01:13:58,840 --> 01:14:01,720
and he kicks millions. Hear he's gonna do the people's elbow.

1504
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,319
So Taker's music hits, and Taker's on the tron. He's purple,

1505
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:10,439
and Taker says, go ahead, a big show, finish him,

1506
01:14:10,600 --> 01:14:13,840
because what you fail to realize is that Midian sucks

1507
01:14:15,279 --> 01:14:18,359
and we hate him this or really doesn't like him.

1508
01:14:18,960 --> 01:14:21,840
When we sacrificed Midian, we were actually just trying to

1509
01:14:21,920 --> 01:14:23,319
kill him, and he survived.

1510
01:14:24,119 --> 01:14:27,119
Speaker 2: I don't know how, but you you can do the deed.

1511
01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:30,119
Speaker 1: We couldn't squish his head like a grape, like an eye,

1512
01:14:31,279 --> 01:14:37,239
drown him in from outer eye. He says that Midian

1513
01:14:37,680 --> 01:14:40,319
believes so strongly that he will pay the ultimate price,

1514
01:14:40,960 --> 01:14:42,840
and Taker says, you will come face to face with

1515
01:14:42,880 --> 01:14:45,600
your destiny in time, because I got I got some

1516
01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:46,920
gold coming up there.

1517
01:14:47,159 --> 01:14:51,239
Speaker 2: Just say, you know, I do like this feud, big show,

1518
01:14:51,359 --> 01:14:53,600
but I got the Steve Austin match. I'm gonna make

1519
01:14:53,600 --> 01:14:54,479
a lot of money.

1520
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:56,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like we're main event in this ship, Like I

1521
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:59,239
gotta win the title. Like you just gotta give me

1522
01:14:59,279 --> 01:15:01,880
some time. You could, you could fucking kill Midian about it,

1523
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,800
but you you know, what are you gonna do? You'll

1524
01:15:03,840 --> 01:15:04,920
have time when I'm back.

1525
01:15:05,199 --> 01:15:07,640
Speaker 2: I mean things were so different back then, Like you

1526
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:10,079
got paid so much differently if you were the main

1527
01:15:10,119 --> 01:15:12,760
event with the top guy than if you weren't. Sure

1528
01:15:12,920 --> 01:15:15,560
so like, hell, yeah, I'll take the Steve Austin match,

1529
01:15:15,680 --> 01:15:16,000
thank you.

1530
01:15:16,159 --> 01:15:18,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll get back to you, big show. Sorry, you

1531
01:15:18,399 --> 01:15:21,000
can wait he says, uh, and that I you just

1532
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:23,840
destroyed that belong to Midian. When you we do come

1533
01:15:23,880 --> 01:15:26,199
face to face, maybe I'll take your eye and give

1534
01:15:26,239 --> 01:15:32,279
it to Midian for his loyalty. Guys, and that fisces

1535
01:15:32,319 --> 01:15:36,119
b scholl Off and goes ah and he goozles Median.

1536
01:15:38,399 --> 01:15:41,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, another shows stopper here on Midian. I mean, like,

1537
01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:43,520
damn media and you I want to fight back.

1538
01:15:43,880 --> 01:15:46,000
Speaker 1: Hell no, he's just gonna beat my ass more. I'm

1539
01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,039
gonna play dead.

1540
01:15:47,319 --> 01:15:49,800
Speaker 2: Ended his whole gimmick. No more, eye beat his ass

1541
01:15:49,880 --> 01:15:51,720
left him laying undertake. It doesn't even come out. He

1542
01:15:51,800 --> 01:15:52,520
just goes on the tron.

1543
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:56,239
Speaker 1: Damn dude, Damn you're right. That does suck. Well, I'm

1544
01:15:56,239 --> 01:16:00,119
gonna give you big show's eye. It's a big I.

1545
01:15:59,319 --> 01:16:01,279
Speaker 2: Don't even want to well, I wanted the other eye.

1546
01:16:01,439 --> 01:16:03,319
You guys gonna came out like nobody came out and

1547
01:16:03,359 --> 01:16:12,640
help me. Okay, the Rock has a arrived to the

1548
01:16:12,680 --> 01:16:14,199
arena with a cast on his arm.

1549
01:16:15,479 --> 01:16:18,199
Speaker 1: I mean, this is like such a super unnecessary shot.

1550
01:16:18,239 --> 01:16:20,039
I mean, I get what they you know, they want

1551
01:16:20,039 --> 01:16:21,199
to get a pop for the Rock. But the Rock

1552
01:16:21,239 --> 01:16:23,239
shows up. He's got the cast on his arm. There's

1553
01:16:23,279 --> 01:16:26,359
a guy carrying his bags. The rock stops looks at

1554
01:16:26,359 --> 01:16:28,640
the door on the ground that the big show broke earlier.

1555
01:16:28,720 --> 01:16:30,880
Speaker 2: That was super funny, by the way, him just looking at.

1556
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:34,119
Speaker 1: The ground and seeing the door, trying to figure out

1557
01:16:34,159 --> 01:16:36,720
what's going on. Then he turns back and pump fakes

1558
01:16:36,720 --> 01:16:38,840
the guy carrying his bags. What the fuck did he

1559
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:39,359
do that for?

1560
01:16:40,199 --> 01:16:42,279
Speaker 2: He pump fakes the guy and he doesn't sell, and

1561
01:16:42,319 --> 01:16:43,319
then he really.

1562
01:16:43,039 --> 01:16:46,840
Speaker 1: Pump fakes the guy and he sells, like this is

1563
01:16:46,880 --> 01:16:48,079
your boy? What the fuck?

1564
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,800
Speaker 2: So, now it's time for draws with Prince Albert versus

1565
01:16:51,840 --> 01:16:53,039
meat with PMS.

1566
01:16:53,319 --> 01:16:55,439
Speaker 1: You need to address this as what it is, James,

1567
01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:56,720
it's time for the bet event.

1568
01:16:57,159 --> 01:17:01,560
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you're right. Wow. I didn't even realize.

1569
01:17:01,119 --> 01:17:03,520
Speaker 1: That this is the main event of the night, buddy.

1570
01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:05,880
Hell yeah, dude.

1571
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:09,800
Speaker 2: This whole deal here, draws Prince Albert meet PMS is

1572
01:17:09,840 --> 01:17:13,279
a very specific time in WWF. This doesn't last very long,

1573
01:17:13,279 --> 01:17:14,399
this whole this whole thing.

1574
01:17:14,319 --> 01:17:16,399
Speaker 1: Here, no, but I remember it vividly, and I think

1575
01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,079
it might because of wrestling in eighty two thousand of

1576
01:17:18,079 --> 01:17:18,359
the game.

1577
01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:19,560
Speaker 2: That is funny as shit.

1578
01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:19,800
Speaker 1: Man.

1579
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,760
Speaker 2: Yes, some stuff is just like kind of immortalized in

1580
01:17:21,760 --> 01:17:22,560
the video games.

1581
01:17:22,720 --> 01:17:25,319
Speaker 1: I mean, this is fucking nuts. I wrote, Wow, I

1582
01:17:25,359 --> 01:17:27,119
don't know what I'm looking at. And this has like

1583
01:17:27,159 --> 01:17:30,439
an angle too. So Kevin Kelly says meat was first

1584
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:32,239
along with PMS a few weeks ago on heats and

1585
01:17:32,359 --> 01:17:35,199
since then PMS and meat, heat and meat. That's fucking

1586
01:17:35,239 --> 01:17:37,680
easy for me to fucking say, God damn have been

1587
01:17:38,000 --> 01:17:40,880
quite an item. So yeah, on chuckun Saturn Night, meat

1588
01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:43,720
got an upset win over Albert. They're saying an upset win.

1589
01:17:44,079 --> 01:17:46,720
So Draws has challenged Meat because he beat his boy,

1590
01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:49,079
and Albert's out here with a briefcase that got all

1591
01:17:49,119 --> 01:17:53,439
the piercing shit, and meats out here with PMS and

1592
01:17:53,520 --> 01:17:54,279
this is the main event.

1593
01:17:54,920 --> 01:18:00,560
Speaker 2: So Albert is Draws's personal tattoo artist Piercer and Piercer

1594
01:18:00,640 --> 01:18:03,319
both yes, both right. They kind of go back and

1595
01:18:03,359 --> 01:18:05,119
forth on it. They call him a tattoo artist, they

1596
01:18:05,119 --> 01:18:08,199
call him a Pierce or just whatever. He's got the suitcase,

1597
01:18:08,199 --> 01:18:11,159
the briefcase, and it's got the piercing stuff in it,

1598
01:18:11,199 --> 01:18:13,159
but does it have tattoo? It has tattoo stuff in

1599
01:18:13,199 --> 01:18:17,800
it too, Because we saw an angle Venus where Valvenus

1600
01:18:18,079 --> 01:18:21,479
draws a penis on his ass or something?

1601
01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:25,079
Speaker 1: What was it? Didn't know heat? Yeah, what was with that?

1602
01:18:25,199 --> 01:18:26,079
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was odd?

1603
01:18:27,039 --> 01:18:31,000
Speaker 1: That's I forgot. I don't know if it was a penis.

1604
01:18:31,000 --> 01:18:33,159
It might have just been a v but like to

1605
01:18:33,279 --> 01:18:34,000
no reaction.

1606
01:18:34,640 --> 01:18:36,279
Speaker 2: Yeah right, and I.

1607
01:18:36,359 --> 01:18:38,479
Speaker 1: Another thing is speaking of wrestling in two thousand the game,

1608
01:18:38,520 --> 01:18:40,600
I vividly remember the briefcase because it's a weapon in

1609
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:40,960
the game.

1610
01:18:41,640 --> 01:18:43,119
Speaker 2: So meat comes out here.

1611
01:18:45,319 --> 01:18:55,960
Speaker 1: Meat, mister hass Valvenus, Prince Albert, Meat to meet. How

1612
01:18:56,119 --> 01:18:58,439
is he not in a team called Veat to vat? Like,

1613
01:18:58,560 --> 01:18:59,760
what the fuck is going on?

1614
01:19:00,159 --> 01:19:00,399
Speaker 2: Man?

1615
01:19:00,520 --> 01:19:00,800
Speaker 1: Dude?

1616
01:19:00,880 --> 01:19:01,079
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1617
01:19:01,199 --> 01:19:08,359
Speaker 1: That's ww shaw Stasya who is genius?

1618
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:11,039
Speaker 2: He is? He's so smart.

1619
01:19:11,520 --> 01:19:14,680
Speaker 1: That's smartest motherfucker live. I mean he's been throwing a

1620
01:19:14,720 --> 01:19:17,319
lot of lives, James, Like, this guy's been going through it.

1621
01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:18,039
It's an alien.

1622
01:19:20,600 --> 01:19:22,319
Speaker 2: This guy's from a different planet.

1623
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:23,920
Speaker 1: His own planet.

1624
01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:28,079
Speaker 2: It is super fucking odd, by the way, uh to

1625
01:19:28,239 --> 01:19:30,720
like see Sean Stasiac in nineteen ninety nine.

1626
01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:35,000
Speaker 1: WWF, it is weird, Like he doesn't look like he fully,

1627
01:19:35,159 --> 01:19:37,199
Like he doesn't look like himself. I don't know how

1628
01:19:37,199 --> 01:19:37,880
to explain it.

1629
01:19:38,119 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 2: Like when he came over in the Invasion. I imagine most

1630
01:19:40,960 --> 01:19:43,479
people watching assumed that that was like his debut in

1631
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,439
the WWF Fuck You.

1632
01:19:45,520 --> 01:19:48,439
Speaker 1: They all knew that was Meat coming home.

1633
01:19:48,960 --> 01:19:51,920
Speaker 2: Not one damn person. This guy was meat.

1634
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:56,319
Speaker 1: They were raving about it. They were like, oh my god, meat.

1635
01:19:58,520 --> 01:20:10,319
Speaker 4: Meat to me, dude, meat, by the way, very specific

1636
01:20:10,479 --> 01:20:12,039
fucking stance on this guy.

1637
01:20:12,439 --> 01:20:17,760
Speaker 1: He's like, why, I can't explain it, but it is

1638
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:20,359
very specific that Sean stays yet.

1639
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:22,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like hunching over a little bit with the

1640
01:20:23,039 --> 01:20:27,640
lads spread with his arms like kind of just stationary.

1641
01:20:27,840 --> 01:20:28,800
It's very odd.

1642
01:20:29,119 --> 01:20:32,039
Speaker 1: He walks like he's carrying two very large briefcases.

1643
01:20:32,439 --> 01:20:34,199
Speaker 2: This guy is an alien from space.

1644
01:20:36,239 --> 01:20:39,079
Speaker 1: He's an alien from his own planet named after him.

1645
01:20:39,399 --> 01:20:40,319
That's pretty crazy.

1646
01:20:40,399 --> 01:20:43,479
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just like King Vegeta. They were ahead of

1647
01:20:43,479 --> 01:20:43,960
their time.

1648
01:20:47,520 --> 01:20:48,800
Speaker 1: Vegeta was never this smart.

1649
01:20:49,359 --> 01:20:51,640
Speaker 2: So Draws takes it to meet early.

1650
01:20:56,640 --> 01:20:59,199
Speaker 1: Every time I read his name, I wrote me on caps,

1651
01:21:02,079 --> 01:21:02,880
Oh my god.

1652
01:21:03,600 --> 01:21:06,199
Speaker 2: I mean I'm gonna say the word meat a.

1653
01:21:06,319 --> 01:21:11,520
Speaker 1: Lot, so I would expect you to.

1654
01:21:13,640 --> 01:21:17,359
Speaker 2: So Draws takes it to meat and uh he hits

1655
01:21:17,359 --> 01:21:19,680
a jumping back elbow and a vertical souplex.

1656
01:21:19,920 --> 01:21:22,199
Speaker 1: Dude, what the fuck was this elbow by the way,

1657
01:21:22,279 --> 01:21:25,079
Like Draws hits a flying back elbow and meat goes

1658
01:21:25,239 --> 01:21:29,840
flying like gez crazy. I loved it though. It looked

1659
01:21:29,880 --> 01:21:31,680
great flying meat.

1660
01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:39,680
Speaker 2: So Draws misses an elbow and meat takes over the

1661
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:43,439
match meat. It's a nice cross body press on Draws.

1662
01:21:43,560 --> 01:21:44,119
I like that.

1663
01:21:44,840 --> 01:21:49,199
Speaker 1: Kevin Kelly says it's like FMS created meat in the laboratory.

1664
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:52,479
Speaker 2: I mean you, Kevin Kelly, that's the gimmick.

1665
01:21:52,880 --> 01:21:53,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's an alien.

1666
01:21:54,399 --> 01:21:56,640
Speaker 2: Meat comes off the top roape. Here he hits a

1667
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:57,680
cross body press.

1668
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:00,439
Speaker 1: It looks pretty good. Yeah, that was actually pretty awesome.

1669
01:22:00,640 --> 01:22:04,600
Speaker 2: I love cross bodies, especially for like big guys, because like,

1670
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:08,079
you're just look insane. Man, Like, he's huge, he's shredded,

1671
01:22:08,119 --> 01:22:10,680
he's got all sorts of muscles. I'm just gonna throw

1672
01:22:10,720 --> 01:22:12,479
myself at you. I thought that was awesome.

1673
01:22:12,520 --> 01:22:14,720
Speaker 1: He definitely forums Draws right in the face on the

1674
01:22:14,760 --> 01:22:15,479
way down. Though.

1675
01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:17,880
Speaker 2: Part of the deal, buddy, you know, welcome to the

1676
01:22:17,880 --> 01:22:18,479
big leagues.

1677
01:22:18,720 --> 01:22:20,359
Speaker 1: We need a receipt for meat.

1678
01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,039
Speaker 2: So Albert is here a ringside. He has his piercing clamp.

1679
01:22:36,560 --> 01:22:40,119
Speaker 1: Right, I got the clips. He's get the clamps. Don't

1680
01:22:40,199 --> 01:22:41,039
use the clans on you.

1681
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:46,199
Speaker 2: So Albert decides that he's going to goozle Terry Runnelds

1682
01:22:46,920 --> 01:22:49,920
and then use the clamp, right, and I'm gonna guess

1683
01:22:49,920 --> 01:22:51,399
he used the clamp on her tongue.

1684
01:22:51,479 --> 01:22:52,760
Speaker 1: He was trying to pierce her tongue.

1685
01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:57,560
Speaker 2: Yes in the ring. Anyways, meat, it's the meat grinder

1686
01:22:58,239 --> 01:22:59,039
and wins.

1687
01:23:00,199 --> 01:23:03,560
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm watching Albert trying to pierce Terry's tongue, and

1688
01:23:03,640 --> 01:23:05,479
all of a sudden, Kevin Kelly says, and that's the

1689
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:09,600
meat grinder. It was holly fuck and I had to

1690
01:23:09,640 --> 01:23:11,239
go back. I was like, Wow, what's the meat grinder?

1691
01:23:11,279 --> 01:23:15,199
I hope this is sick scorpion down the drop? What

1692
01:23:15,800 --> 01:23:18,600
is going on that ship? Oh?

1693
01:23:18,640 --> 01:23:20,920
Speaker 2: Man, yeah, well that's where he's going soon, buddy.

1694
01:23:20,840 --> 01:23:23,479
Speaker 1: That's true. He's working with this thing. I'm probably a suming.

1695
01:23:23,279 --> 01:23:25,800
Speaker 2: Too, beating him clean on thunder.

1696
01:23:28,279 --> 01:23:29,720
Speaker 1: With the meat grinder.

1697
01:23:30,000 --> 01:23:31,760
Speaker 2: Oh no, he's doing the perfect flex.

1698
01:23:32,680 --> 01:23:35,600
Speaker 1: He always was. Well, I'd see he is perfect, after all.

1699
01:23:35,640 --> 01:23:38,439
That's another thing he was goddamn. So Albert has Terry

1700
01:23:38,479 --> 01:23:40,159
Rerunnolds meat wins.

1701
01:23:40,479 --> 01:23:43,640
Speaker 2: Jackie jumps off the apron onto Albert's back, her and

1702
01:23:43,760 --> 01:23:46,880
Terry powder Albert gets in the ring and beats the

1703
01:23:46,920 --> 01:23:56,840
fuck out of Meat, just calling it like I.

1704
01:23:56,800 --> 01:24:06,520
Speaker 1: See it, Fritz, Albert and kids beats meat live on

1705
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:15,239
he Ah, there it is, dude, Albert does his mother

1706
01:24:15,359 --> 01:24:16,239
wrapping bomb.

1707
01:24:17,279 --> 01:24:20,720
Speaker 2: I mean this move is absolutely absurd. Military press driver.

1708
01:24:21,279 --> 01:24:23,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, that is so sick.

1709
01:24:24,079 --> 01:24:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I mean like he gets them all the

1710
01:24:25,720 --> 01:24:29,159
way up there for that shit too. Albert is fucking awesome.

1711
01:24:29,239 --> 01:24:31,600
Like in the video games, Albert is like a top

1712
01:24:31,640 --> 01:24:33,680
ten pick in everyone he's ever in.

1713
01:24:34,039 --> 01:24:36,680
Speaker 1: He's got all the fucking moves like this. Dude's so sick.

1714
01:24:36,720 --> 01:24:39,640
He's big as FuG bald. Yeah, what the fuck? I

1715
01:24:39,680 --> 01:24:40,319
love Albert.

1716
01:24:40,760 --> 01:24:43,439
Speaker 2: So PMS hits the ring and they're attacking draws in.

1717
01:24:43,479 --> 01:24:46,680
Speaker 1: Albert, Like they jump on their backs and they're getting

1718
01:24:46,760 --> 01:24:49,159
up on them for a second, and it gives Meat

1719
01:24:49,359 --> 01:24:53,399
enough time to powder. They powder, uh and successfully get

1720
01:24:53,439 --> 01:24:55,199
out of there. Nobody got pierced, thankfully.

1721
01:24:55,680 --> 01:24:58,039
Speaker 2: I imagine anyone listening to this show will never want

1722
01:24:58,039 --> 01:25:03,800
to hear the word meet every that's his name. The

1723
01:25:03,880 --> 01:25:05,319
Rock is on the way to the ring.

1724
01:25:05,640 --> 01:25:08,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got a broken arm and uh, the corporate

1725
01:25:08,039 --> 01:25:11,239
ministry are also here. They're talking by the curtain. They're scheming.

1726
01:25:11,720 --> 01:25:13,399
Speaker 2: Do you smell what the Rock is cooking?

1727
01:25:14,000 --> 01:25:18,680
Speaker 1: Damn dam d dude, rock big pop? I got it,

1728
01:25:18,720 --> 01:25:22,119
must I must add big pop. Of course, Rock comes out,

1729
01:25:22,159 --> 01:25:24,159
gets in the ring, no theatrics, no taunts, and just

1730
01:25:24,199 --> 01:25:25,000
gets a mic.

1731
01:25:25,159 --> 01:25:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he just wants to get straight to the

1732
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:27,479
shit talking.

1733
01:25:27,800 --> 01:25:30,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's got something to say. You're right, Finally the

1734
01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:34,640
Rock has come to Jacksonville. Has he never been here?

1735
01:25:34,800 --> 01:25:35,479
Not come back?

1736
01:25:35,680 --> 01:25:37,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe first time ever for the Rock.

1737
01:25:37,880 --> 01:25:41,239
Speaker 1: Well, he's shit. I thought he was born around here. Shot,

1738
01:25:41,279 --> 01:25:44,680
he has a video with the fuck. The entire world

1739
01:25:44,960 --> 01:25:48,119
wants to know exactly what the People's champ is gonna

1740
01:25:48,119 --> 01:25:51,039
do about over the Edge? Will the Rock be there?

1741
01:25:51,359 --> 01:25:54,960
Will the Rock make Triple H famous once again? Well,

1742
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:58,199
Triple H, you let the Rock make it perfectly clear

1743
01:25:58,199 --> 01:26:01,479
to you. The Rock will over the edge and the

1744
01:26:01,560 --> 01:26:05,159
Rock will do exactly what he does best. And that's

1745
01:26:05,279 --> 01:26:11,640
entertained the millions and millions and millions of the Rocks fans. So,

1746
01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:14,960
Triple H, not only did you break the people's arm,

1747
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:17,039
that's funny as fuck, the people's.

1748
01:26:16,800 --> 01:26:18,640
Speaker 2: Arm by the he sticks his arm out.

1749
01:26:19,279 --> 01:26:22,039
Speaker 1: But you said the Rock comes out and gives a

1750
01:26:22,079 --> 01:26:23,000
comedy routine.

1751
01:26:23,479 --> 01:26:26,359
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, oh my god.

1752
01:26:26,199 --> 01:26:28,359
Speaker 1: If there was more time on this show, Triple H's

1753
01:26:28,399 --> 01:26:30,079
career was about to end, dude.

1754
01:26:30,159 --> 01:26:33,520
Speaker 2: I mean like he literally walks straight to this fucking

1755
01:26:33,600 --> 01:26:36,560
ring with a broken arm and like it was all

1756
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:39,159
over for Triple H and like it was over.

1757
01:26:40,520 --> 01:26:42,880
Speaker 1: Well, Triple H it over the edge. Let's see how

1758
01:26:42,920 --> 01:26:46,199
funny how ha ha and he he it's gonna be

1759
01:26:46,399 --> 01:26:48,520
when the Rock takes this and six it straight up

1760
01:26:48,600 --> 01:26:56,000
your candy ass. And then the corporate Ministry theme hits,

1761
01:26:56,279 --> 01:26:59,039
which confuses James said, dude.

1762
01:26:59,439 --> 01:27:02,159
Speaker 2: Like the Rock is in the ring, he does the

1763
01:27:02,199 --> 01:27:05,319
line and then all of a sudden ha ha.

1764
01:27:04,479 --> 01:27:15,520
Speaker 1: Ha yeah chance ha ha oh yeah.

1765
01:27:15,680 --> 01:27:18,960
Speaker 2: So the ministery intro is Shane McMahon laughing, I'm gonna

1766
01:27:18,960 --> 01:27:19,640
guess is Shane.

1767
01:27:19,560 --> 01:27:20,600
Speaker 1: McMahon I believe it is?

1768
01:27:20,680 --> 01:27:28,159
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah, and then going yeah.

1769
01:27:25,279 --> 01:27:28,039
Speaker 1: So this is actually the debut of the corporate Ministry

1770
01:27:28,079 --> 01:27:30,119
theme that probably everyone knows if you know this team.

1771
01:27:30,159 --> 01:27:33,199
They had one song that they started with which was

1772
01:27:33,279 --> 01:27:36,720
like pretty similar, but this is like a cleaned up

1773
01:27:36,800 --> 01:27:39,960
version with Shane ha ha intro. Uh so this is

1774
01:27:39,960 --> 01:27:42,239
the first time you use that here. So that's that's

1775
01:27:42,239 --> 01:27:44,439
pretty cool. And the corporate ministry do come out. It's

1776
01:27:44,479 --> 01:27:47,000
Triple H China Undertaker, and I thought it was just

1777
01:27:47,039 --> 01:27:48,399
them at first, and then Triple H just kind of

1778
01:27:48,439 --> 01:27:50,720
this promo and I see fucking viscera. I said, oh shit,

1779
01:27:51,840 --> 01:27:53,000
he just kind of comes out the current at the

1780
01:27:53,079 --> 01:27:56,680
last second. So Triple H says, hey, nice, hangtime on

1781
01:27:56,760 --> 01:27:58,119
that drop racket.

1782
01:27:59,279 --> 01:28:01,039
Speaker 2: That's whole a's ale.

1783
01:28:03,359 --> 01:28:06,560
Speaker 1: Let me give you the truth. The truth is if

1784
01:28:06,600 --> 01:28:08,800
you had wound up in a wheelchair, that wouldn't have

1785
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:11,399
been nearly enough for me. It goes like this rack.

1786
01:28:11,720 --> 01:28:14,199
I'll put it in a nursery rhyme for you so

1787
01:28:14,319 --> 01:28:17,520
you understand your ass is grass.

1788
01:28:18,359 --> 01:28:21,399
Speaker 2: And I said, oh no, dude, I mean here's where

1789
01:28:21,720 --> 01:28:25,239
Trivile H made like the worst mistake you can make here.

1790
01:28:25,399 --> 01:28:28,000
So trivile H says, you know, I'll put it in

1791
01:28:28,039 --> 01:28:31,079
a nursery rhyme here so you understand your ass is grass.

1792
01:28:31,359 --> 01:28:34,239
And then he stopped talking. Oh no, he stopped talking.

1793
01:28:34,800 --> 01:28:39,039
Everyone stopped talking. There's a slight pause. The Rock and

1794
01:28:39,119 --> 01:28:41,279
Triple H are just looking at each other. It's like

1795
01:28:41,439 --> 01:28:45,520
time stop for me personally. Time when I watched this time,

1796
01:28:45,640 --> 01:28:51,479
like stopped completely finished his part. There's a slight pause,

1797
01:28:51,880 --> 01:28:55,800
and like the Rock activated his fucking ultra instinct.

1798
01:28:56,239 --> 01:29:05,880
Speaker 1: He started glowing. No, no, no shit, oh shit, stop him,

1799
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:07,000
you gotta stop him.

1800
01:29:07,800 --> 01:29:11,479
Speaker 2: Your ass is grass, well, Joe Brody, if the Rock's

1801
01:29:11,479 --> 01:29:13,840
asses grass, then your monkey asses come down here and

1802
01:29:13,920 --> 01:29:14,560
be a lawnmower.

1803
01:29:14,920 --> 01:29:16,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, God.

1804
01:29:17,760 --> 01:29:20,520
Speaker 2: So they hit the right hits the ring, the Rock

1805
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:24,520
starts kicking his ass till everybody comes in the ring.

1806
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:28,079
Speaker 1: Now it's overall, corporate ministry all hit the ring. They're

1807
01:29:28,079 --> 01:29:30,079
all fucking up Rock the Union hit the ring with

1808
01:29:30,119 --> 01:29:32,720
the two by fours and now they're getting up on them.

1809
01:29:32,840 --> 01:29:35,439
They are whooping the corporate Ministry's ass. The Rock one

1810
01:29:35,600 --> 01:29:38,920
arm doing Rock punches the triple h. Like this guy,

1811
01:29:39,560 --> 01:29:41,319
you can't fucking beat him, dude.

1812
01:29:41,640 --> 01:29:44,479
Speaker 2: Like you just can't give him the pause. Dude, if

1813
01:29:44,520 --> 01:29:47,479
there's like a pause, it's over. Like you just gotta

1814
01:29:47,520 --> 01:29:49,199
keep going. I don't even care what it is. Your

1815
01:29:49,239 --> 01:29:50,279
ass is grass.

1816
01:29:50,119 --> 01:29:52,840
Speaker 1: And and and I'm gonna kick your ass.

1817
01:29:53,279 --> 01:29:56,720
Speaker 2: And that's what to say.

1818
01:29:57,079 --> 01:29:59,399
Speaker 1: You have to be you have to be running down

1819
01:29:59,399 --> 01:30:01,640
to the rings ill talking to cut him off, like

1820
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,279
and I'm wanna come down there and I'm gonna fucking

1821
01:30:03,319 --> 01:30:05,720
get grass and hit the ring. You can't give him time.

1822
01:30:05,800 --> 01:30:07,399
If there's that gap, he's taking it.

1823
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:09,920
Speaker 2: That's like my favorite thing ever is the slight pause

1824
01:30:09,960 --> 01:30:11,920
when the Rock is doing prom is nineteen ninety nine.

1825
01:30:12,479 --> 01:30:15,439
Like so Rock has like his different phases of his promos,

1826
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:18,680
specifically here in nineteen ninety nine. At around this time period,

1827
01:30:19,159 --> 01:30:23,640
he only talked shit. Like everything he says is literally

1828
01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:25,800
like if you said something to him, if like if

1829
01:30:25,840 --> 01:30:28,600
Triple H last week on Raw walked by the Rock

1830
01:30:29,000 --> 01:30:31,600
and he said, hey, what's that rock? And then the

1831
01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:33,399
Rock I swear to god, if he gets my time

1832
01:30:33,439 --> 01:30:35,159
next week, he's gonna come out with the mic and

1833
01:30:35,199 --> 01:30:38,399
he's gonna say, Triple H. Do you remember when you

1834
01:30:38,399 --> 01:30:43,920
said to the Rock hello, and like that's it, like

1835
01:30:44,159 --> 01:30:47,319
you're about to get fucking fucked. Yeah, that's ugged.

1836
01:30:48,279 --> 01:30:50,239
Speaker 1: That's I mean, what can you do? Dude? I mean

1837
01:30:50,239 --> 01:30:53,239
this this line isn't even crazy, but like he just

1838
01:30:53,279 --> 01:30:56,600
says it was such passion. Well, Joe BRONI, if the

1839
01:30:56,680 --> 01:30:58,960
Rock's ass his grass, then you monkey ass has come

1840
01:30:58,960 --> 01:31:01,199
down here and be a lawn while Like what does

1841
01:31:01,239 --> 01:31:09,760
that even fucking mean mo the Rocks as so, yeah,

1842
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:11,680
the corporate Minister and union and Rock are all fighting

1843
01:31:11,720 --> 01:31:14,960
the corp union in the Rock get up on them,

1844
01:31:15,079 --> 01:31:17,239
Michael Cole is, I mean, we have very limited time.

1845
01:31:17,399 --> 01:31:19,119
That's also a thing. This is a live show. So

1846
01:31:19,199 --> 01:31:21,159
like if this was tape, Rock would have went forever

1847
01:31:21,159 --> 01:31:22,760
and they would have cut all these other matches.

1848
01:31:23,119 --> 01:31:24,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, absolutely sure.

1849
01:31:24,840 --> 01:31:26,680
Speaker 1: Cole says, we got a war on Heat what a

1850
01:31:26,760 --> 01:31:28,960
stone cold gonna see tomorrow not on Raw? And he's

1851
01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:30,760
trying to go over this and Kevin Kelly the last

1852
01:31:30,760 --> 01:31:32,960
split second. I mean, it must be like a fucking

1853
01:31:33,680 --> 01:31:36,159
just the most clutch outro ever to make sure you're

1854
01:31:36,239 --> 01:31:43,119
ending the show, he says, see tomorrow night. Oh yeah, right, right,

1855
01:31:43,159 --> 01:31:47,920
that's tomorrow right. I mean, dude, I gotta say I

1856
01:31:48,039 --> 01:31:49,560
had a really good time watching Heat.

1857
01:31:49,800 --> 01:31:52,199
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's one of those deals where, like,

1858
01:31:52,520 --> 01:31:54,199
you know, you have an hour of wrestling and you're

1859
01:31:54,199 --> 01:31:55,840
able to do a lot of stuff on the show.

1860
01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,680
I uh, you know, I always seem to side with that.

1861
01:31:58,720 --> 01:32:00,560
Same with horror movies. You know, I love ninety minute

1862
01:32:00,560 --> 01:32:02,399
horror movies. I can't get enough of it. You do too,

1863
01:32:02,439 --> 01:32:04,640
of course, we're both big fans of that and when

1864
01:32:04,680 --> 01:32:07,239
it comes to wrestling, like I love a good power hour, man,

1865
01:32:07,279 --> 01:32:07,600
I do.

1866
01:32:07,840 --> 01:32:10,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, And maybe because I went into the show thinking, Okay,

1867
01:32:10,159 --> 01:32:13,279
this is heat, so I don't expect much like the.

1868
01:32:12,960 --> 01:32:16,159
Speaker 2: Short match anything. Dude, I didn't expect anything at all.

1869
01:32:16,439 --> 01:32:18,359
I was confused when you said Sunday night heats on

1870
01:32:18,359 --> 01:32:19,880
the dock and I said, WHOA, really.

1871
01:32:19,680 --> 01:32:22,479
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because it's usually like you sell for it

1872
01:32:22,520 --> 01:32:24,159
a little bit, You're like, oh shit, all right, I'll

1873
01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,760
check it out. Like I said, oh yeah, give it

1874
01:32:26,760 --> 01:32:29,079
a try, and fuck it worked like this is a

1875
01:32:29,079 --> 01:32:32,359
good episode. Like but uh yeah, like you so the

1876
01:32:32,399 --> 01:32:34,800
matches being short didn't really bother me.

1877
01:32:35,319 --> 01:32:36,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I think they all got to the point,

1878
01:32:36,920 --> 01:32:39,720
you know, especially because you know, the stories here weren't

1879
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:41,640
exactly Guy has good match deal.

1880
01:32:41,680 --> 01:32:44,119
Speaker 1: It just wasn't sure, wasn't part of it. We weren't

1881
01:32:44,119 --> 01:32:47,800
in the business. Guy was good match right now. The

1882
01:32:47,960 --> 01:32:50,640
Dark six man tag main event, by the way, after

1883
01:32:51,760 --> 01:32:54,840
the show was Austin Big Show and rock Beat, Bossman,

1884
01:32:55,000 --> 01:32:58,520
Undertaker and Triple h Yeah. So uh, I mean again,

1885
01:32:58,760 --> 01:33:01,920
pretty pretty fun episode. I did enjoy it. I wonder

1886
01:33:01,960 --> 01:33:04,039
I bet there's a there's a I bet there's a

1887
01:33:04,039 --> 01:33:06,279
bunch of heat gems that we don't know about. We

1888
01:33:06,359 --> 01:33:09,439
might need to fucking look more into this. Well, that

1889
01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:13,960
is it for WWF Sunday nineteen to May ninth, nineteen

1890
01:33:14,119 --> 01:33:19,880
ninety nine. And now it's time for the main event.

1891
01:33:21,760 --> 01:33:29,000
Speaker 2: Let's read some fucking names. All right, welcome to the

1892
01:33:29,039 --> 01:33:33,520
main event. Let's read some fucking names. Starting in the

1893
01:33:33,520 --> 01:33:37,199
five dollar tier. Noble caboose one one seven, that's like

1894
01:33:37,239 --> 01:33:39,720
a butt, that's halo, that's a Halo reference.

1895
01:33:40,239 --> 01:33:43,960
Speaker 1: Nobel Caboose is a butt one one seven, oh no

1896
01:33:44,520 --> 01:33:45,760
four four three or whatever.

1897
01:33:46,039 --> 01:33:49,760
Speaker 2: Noble Halo, Reach Caboose Red versus Blue one one seven,

1898
01:33:49,880 --> 01:33:50,920
master Chief.

1899
01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:53,319
Speaker 1: The rock Man Guide, Triple.

1900
01:33:53,079 --> 01:34:05,359
Speaker 2: H Rico, Quilly Tunior, Yeah, Sweets, Kelton Lewis, Hey, Johnny,

1901
01:34:05,439 --> 01:34:07,079
just wanted to say that I hope you're having a

1902
01:34:07,119 --> 01:34:07,680
great day.

1903
01:34:07,760 --> 01:34:09,720
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you so much. I'm having a kad.

1904
01:34:11,399 --> 01:34:18,920
Speaker 2: Fuck you, Spooky e Radical Dad Dad, Wesley Wiggins olda day, Yes,

1905
01:34:19,359 --> 01:34:26,479
James Collins, Terry, Travis Boob, Brussel, Cam Spencer, the voices

1906
01:34:26,520 --> 01:34:30,520
in Randy Orton's head just say Patreon names NonStop.

1907
01:34:31,119 --> 01:34:33,720
Speaker 1: Wow, that would fucking really make somebody have a slow,

1908
01:34:33,760 --> 01:34:34,520
methodical pace.

1909
01:34:34,880 --> 01:34:39,359
Speaker 2: Robert Schwartz bring back Big Chungus in twenty twenty six

1910
01:34:39,640 --> 01:34:42,399
or Larry will jork In scream Lawler style.

1911
01:34:42,920 --> 01:34:46,199
Speaker 1: Are you Larry? Who's he talking about? Larry my Bird?

1912
01:34:46,600 --> 01:34:50,119
Speaker 2: Matthew Bauer. She rumbles on my royal to a new

1913
01:34:50,159 --> 01:34:56,920
superstar enters every ninety seconds like a orgy deal. Oh dude,

1914
01:34:56,920 --> 01:34:58,319
like the fucking Royer rumble.

1915
01:34:58,439 --> 01:35:02,000
Speaker 1: Like a gang bang sort of situ. Here is this

1916
01:35:02,079 --> 01:35:06,279
like a noble kuboose thing? No, it's like for wrestling whatever.

1917
01:35:06,640 --> 01:35:11,439
Speaker 2: Gibby Buffet, Hello, Hey, can you toast my sub one

1918
01:35:11,439 --> 01:35:14,880
more time? Please? I like it pretty crispy. Thanks.

1919
01:35:15,279 --> 01:35:16,960
Speaker 1: See. I tried that and they beat the funk out

1920
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:17,960
of me with the long cookie.

1921
01:35:21,119 --> 01:35:22,840
Speaker 2: Why the hell did they do that?

1922
01:35:22,840 --> 01:35:24,439
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to figure out. That's not like

1923
01:35:24,479 --> 01:35:28,920
a thing that always happens. No, I'm gonna go back.

1924
01:35:29,000 --> 01:35:30,039
I'll fucking handle this.

1925
01:35:30,159 --> 01:35:33,720
Speaker 2: The sorry man, can you put it through just one

1926
01:35:33,800 --> 01:35:39,159
more time? I need a Burt like Cane's crappy little

1927
01:35:39,319 --> 01:35:41,760
dick co John.

1928
01:35:42,960 --> 01:35:44,920
Speaker 1: See this guy was able to do that. I got

1929
01:35:45,039 --> 01:35:48,640
be like I got beat down multiple sandwich artists with

1930
01:35:48,840 --> 01:35:51,760
long Cookie.

1931
01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,479
Speaker 2: All right, man, I think my sub look's done now

1932
01:35:56,159 --> 01:35:57,479
and you can take it out the oven.

1933
01:35:57,560 --> 01:36:02,720
Speaker 1: Now. How did this guy pull up three names in

1934
01:36:02,760 --> 01:36:03,439
a row.

1935
01:36:03,560 --> 01:36:07,640
Speaker 2: Ten dollar tier? Whoever is reading these is a mutated freakfish?

1936
01:36:07,760 --> 01:36:11,920
Speaker 1: Holy fuck? Do James do Stardom's Starlight Kid? Here?

1937
01:36:12,399 --> 01:36:17,000
Speaker 2: Fuck you? Johnny what the fuck got you?

1938
01:36:17,159 --> 01:36:18,600
Speaker 1: Hey? Fuck off? Then?

1939
01:36:19,000 --> 01:36:24,159
Speaker 2: Kevin Peterzani Hello, Kevin Brandon, Bethune Baker ninety four, he

1940
01:36:24,279 --> 01:36:29,520
was born ninety four, Gary Remi pressed on Hello, Daniel Simmons,

1941
01:36:30,199 --> 01:36:38,359
j T Underscore Quez, Yeah, h Brad Peterson, Jay, Willie Boogie,

1942
01:36:38,600 --> 01:36:44,159
Willie bit Fog Hello, Ruby June, Shane Arsenault, Oh no,

1943
01:36:44,600 --> 01:36:49,479
Ronald Rogers Lee Yay. Five hundred and sixty four patron

1944
01:36:49,560 --> 01:36:54,479
names later, Finally it's my turn Penis.

1945
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:59,920
Speaker 1: Wow, wait to reach for the brash ring kid Dick Cockwink.

1946
01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:05,000
I like that one. I like that's like Nick Bockwinkle,

1947
01:37:05,159 --> 01:37:06,039
which everyone hates.

1948
01:37:06,319 --> 01:37:08,880
Speaker 2: Hulk Hogan's signing up to the Patreon as the crazy

1949
01:37:08,880 --> 01:37:19,399
Monkey junk aside pancakes and hammers? What Jalen Levial, Martin Taylor, Hello,

1950
01:37:19,479 --> 01:37:20,479
Martin Chase.

1951
01:37:23,199 --> 01:37:25,319
Speaker 1: Can you pack the fuck up? Could you back up?

1952
01:37:25,720 --> 01:37:32,079
Speaker 2: Alex c see what the eight mile dude and our son.

1953
01:37:33,039 --> 01:37:35,439
Speaker 1: Wow, your first name is, dude, that's a pretty unique.

1954
01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:42,560
Speaker 2: Damn say my name or I'll fucking kill you. But

1955
01:37:42,760 --> 01:37:57,520
Joe Hendry, Malik, Ricks, Colby Norris, Yo Boys, Caleb Moreno

1956
01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:04,239
not eno, Darnell all right, and starting this moment from now,

1957
01:38:05,039 --> 01:38:09,960
from this moment on this sob the moment starting now.

1958
01:38:10,199 --> 01:38:12,680
Speaker 1: Him calling you Darnell is like pretty crazy. That's like

1959
01:38:12,720 --> 01:38:15,119
a that's like a stern talking to you.

1960
01:38:15,199 --> 01:38:20,039
Speaker 2: Just got super duperfly Hey, Cam Findlay, he likes to

1961
01:38:20,079 --> 01:38:24,319
fight gun Dar Shane Douglas and pit Bull number two

1962
01:38:24,800 --> 01:38:30,399
erotic fan fiction. Why all Star two thousand ninety five, Right,

1963
01:38:30,640 --> 01:38:33,000
that's actually even a bigger number that could ever imagine

1964
01:38:33,279 --> 01:38:36,000
All Star twenty thousand ninety five.

1965
01:38:36,600 --> 01:38:39,119
Speaker 1: Wow, you very quickly imagined it, though. You're very good

1966
01:38:39,159 --> 01:38:43,159
at this. Roman rains the guy with the biggest pecks. Oh,

1967
01:38:43,239 --> 01:38:44,439
Roman rains.

1968
01:38:44,119 --> 01:38:49,159
Speaker 2: The guy who has a lot of dick Dat Jackson,

1969
01:38:50,199 --> 01:38:54,680
big body Tanka, Yeah, oh yeah yeah.

1970
01:38:54,760 --> 01:38:57,880
Speaker 1: Kyle Malone, Kyle Malone, dev balls.

1971
01:38:57,600 --> 01:38:59,520
Speaker 2: Titty from Stupor.

1972
01:39:01,159 --> 01:39:04,520
Speaker 1: Oh oh right, he's a star of that movie.

1973
01:39:04,640 --> 01:39:07,760
Speaker 2: I'm sure that have balls Diddy, Right, all we do

1974
01:39:07,800 --> 01:39:09,680
in hell is watch the Rockies lose?

1975
01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:18,520
Speaker 1: I mean, dude, living in a I mean you are

1976
01:39:18,520 --> 01:39:21,680
a strong soldier being a Rockies fan. Man, Uh, that's

1977
01:39:21,680 --> 01:39:23,159
a that's a tough life to live. I don't know

1978
01:39:23,159 --> 01:39:24,800
if it's as bad as being like a Giants fan

1979
01:39:25,000 --> 01:39:28,239
or Red Sox fan now, but like, yeah, I'm sorry,

1980
01:39:28,279 --> 01:39:28,760
what was that one?

1981
01:39:29,000 --> 01:39:30,279
Speaker 2: I was reading the names.

1982
01:39:30,439 --> 01:39:31,680
Speaker 1: You should read the next name.

1983
01:39:31,800 --> 01:39:34,960
Speaker 2: Padres sweeping the braves three zero.

1984
01:39:34,920 --> 01:39:39,720
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, I'm pulling the strips, do out, pulling the underwear.

1985
01:39:42,319 --> 01:39:45,600
Speaker 2: This is the pro wrestling podcast. I don't know baseball.

1986
01:39:48,239 --> 01:39:54,199
Sebastian Hello, Sniper Hello, Ian j Warton, Yeah, Rude Valentine.

1987
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:59,760
If Bastita's Kumeo, Nan Johnny and Will Fort were a stable,

1988
01:40:00,159 --> 01:40:02,119
they'd be called Max Stuber.

1989
01:40:02,199 --> 01:40:04,640
Speaker 1: I don't like anything that's going on there, from like

1990
01:40:04,720 --> 01:40:08,560
the middle until the end. The beginning was cool. No,

1991
01:40:08,680 --> 01:40:09,119
it was it.

1992
01:40:13,199 --> 01:40:17,239
Speaker 2: Doctor Duck twenty one, the Good Doctor. I liked all that.

1993
01:40:17,920 --> 01:40:20,239
Speaker 1: I mean, hundred percent of that name passes the test.

1994
01:40:20,560 --> 01:40:27,279
Speaker 2: Emily scial Fabio Lopez, waffle house Hands, oh d J Schmidty,

1995
01:40:27,800 --> 01:40:30,600
fake deadlock, merch guy, hit me up on forty second Street,

1996
01:40:30,720 --> 01:40:33,760
just fucking buy it. Yeah, I really go for it.

1997
01:40:35,119 --> 01:40:41,760
Gg Nor Yeah, yeah, Doctor Thunder, Joe, Random Games, Yeah,

1998
01:40:41,960 --> 01:40:46,439
nice Gil Book, What the fuck am I reading? All right?

1999
01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:54,159
Speaker 4: Gil Gelborg, Gold, Billboard Girl, Bug Boar Grill, Big Gourd

2000
01:40:54,840 --> 01:40:57,279
and Bill Bad Beetleborg.

2001
01:40:57,920 --> 01:40:59,560
Speaker 1: See. I mean it's it's kind of like when you

2002
01:40:59,600 --> 01:41:01,840
get hurt in wrestling on like a very simple thing,

2003
01:41:01,960 --> 01:41:04,279
like the hardest names. You seem very good at.

2004
01:41:04,439 --> 01:41:06,840
Speaker 2: Bill Bad beat Borg.

2005
01:41:08,079 --> 01:41:08,560
Speaker 1: You're a kid.

2006
01:41:09,520 --> 01:41:13,079
Speaker 2: No, I didn't, man, I was locking us everything, But

2007
01:41:21,760 --> 01:41:24,159
fuck you, Johnny, you want to go bodies food?

2008
01:41:24,439 --> 01:41:25,800
Speaker 1: What?

2009
01:41:27,279 --> 01:41:27,439
Speaker 3: Hi?

2010
01:41:27,840 --> 01:41:30,680
Speaker 2: My name is Johnny Knoxville and this is the g

2011
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:39,439
one Climax Gage f Matt Eustace Lute Sounds V two. Hey,

2012
01:41:39,520 --> 01:41:43,800
Johnny nice Cock you the Good Brothers are back and

2013
01:41:43,840 --> 01:41:50,880
will debut a DPW Carolina Cocksuckers five last year.

2014
01:41:55,760 --> 01:42:00,920
Speaker 1: This guy is from the futures past. That's fun, say many, Yeah,

2015
01:42:01,079 --> 01:42:03,119
we would just call a show that you think Carolina

2016
01:42:03,159 --> 01:42:06,840
cox Scers toy twenty five, Like the year doesn't matter

2017
01:42:06,880 --> 01:42:07,319
what's going on.

2018
01:42:07,760 --> 01:42:09,439
Speaker 2: I don't think much of us at all.

2019
01:42:12,000 --> 01:42:15,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you just fucking just really don't fuck with us. Huh,

2020
01:42:15,760 --> 01:42:19,159
Like that sucks? That's cool, man, yeah whatever.

2021
01:42:19,159 --> 01:42:28,640
Speaker 2: Trenton b The Corvinus mc hn, Yeah yeah, user Kine. Oh,

2022
01:42:28,800 --> 01:42:31,760
let me get a number fifteen with extra foot Lettuce,

2023
01:42:32,199 --> 01:42:37,199
a side of Dick Dog Cock Johnson, and a diet coke.

2024
01:42:37,560 --> 01:42:38,399
Speaker 1: We're on a diet coke.

2025
01:42:39,039 --> 01:42:45,800
Speaker 2: Garrett Vacation, Michael Carvelly, David Brito, Yo, Joe Random Games.

2026
01:42:45,960 --> 01:42:49,880
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's back. He's like Billy. He's the

2027
01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:51,000
Billy Gun of this episode.

2028
01:42:51,000 --> 01:42:58,680
Speaker 2: Oh right, danger Zone, Damon Harris, Jack tolartan Oh in

2029
01:42:58,760 --> 01:43:02,760
the Deadlock Discord, talk about pancrase and Ken Slamcock. That's

2030
01:43:02,800 --> 01:43:03,520
what it's all about.

2031
01:43:03,560 --> 01:43:05,920
Speaker 1: Brother hey Man. Shamrock reads that, and he's going to

2032
01:43:06,000 --> 01:43:07,560
go into another world on your.

2033
01:43:07,479 --> 01:43:10,479
Speaker 2: Ass, breaking into Johnny's house and shitting on the floor

2034
01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:11,680
Dave England style.

2035
01:43:12,199 --> 01:43:15,920
Speaker 1: Please don't fucking do that, Like, just steal something like

2036
01:43:15,960 --> 01:43:16,760
a normal person.

2037
01:43:17,239 --> 01:43:20,520
Speaker 2: Nick loves Wrestling. Sonic stole my girl with his.

2038
01:43:20,600 --> 01:43:21,840
Speaker 1: Blue huge hog.

2039
01:43:22,000 --> 01:43:25,119
Speaker 2: So I hooked up with Rogue. Oh man, the one

2040
01:43:25,159 --> 01:43:32,800
with dim big dav bat titties star of what are

2041
01:43:32,840 --> 01:43:34,479
you fucking talking about?

2042
01:43:34,760 --> 01:43:36,920
Speaker 1: I can't even like, I can't even improve of this one,

2043
01:43:37,039 --> 01:43:38,199
Like you don't.

2044
01:43:37,960 --> 01:43:46,640
Speaker 2: All watch Fraser okay s four m a U yeah,

2045
01:43:46,920 --> 01:43:49,840
T I P A N e Q two two two

2046
01:43:50,560 --> 01:43:55,560
like that. Investigate underscore three one one Why s Borrow

2047
01:43:55,560 --> 01:43:58,560
at the Philly Airport gave me the runs in my layover?

2048
01:43:59,000 --> 01:44:02,760
Speaker 1: Oh dude, I've had ciborros and uh yeah, no, that's

2049
01:44:03,079 --> 01:44:05,760
that's this is inaccurate. This guy's not lying. What is

2050
01:44:05,960 --> 01:44:08,680
Esbarrow Tomorrows? Is that pizza place in the airport.

2051
01:44:08,880 --> 01:44:10,720
Speaker 2: Oh that sounds awesome though, yeah.

2052
01:44:10,560 --> 01:44:12,039
Speaker 1: I mean like having it there is awesome. I mean

2053
01:44:12,039 --> 01:44:15,079
the pizza is good, I mean super greasy. Uh, definitely

2054
01:44:15,119 --> 01:44:16,720
not something that you should have at eleven am like

2055
01:44:16,760 --> 01:44:19,199
I had before and then uh, share my pants when

2056
01:44:19,199 --> 01:44:19,880
I got to your house.

2057
01:44:21,119 --> 01:44:26,399
Speaker 2: Does this way you've done that? Oh there's one in

2058
01:44:26,479 --> 01:44:27,560
Durham Tomorrows.

2059
01:44:28,039 --> 01:44:28,399
Speaker 1: Really.

2060
01:44:29,000 --> 01:44:30,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's got a three rating.

2061
01:44:30,760 --> 01:44:32,640
Speaker 1: Well, the one at the airport also has a three rating,

2062
01:44:32,720 --> 01:44:33,920
but it is good.

2063
01:44:34,079 --> 01:44:36,279
Speaker 2: I came to the mall just to go to the sabarro.

2064
01:44:36,560 --> 01:44:38,960
They were out of cheese pizza. I asked how long

2065
01:44:39,000 --> 01:44:41,239
I should wait before coming back for the cheese pizza

2066
01:44:41,279 --> 01:44:43,399
to be ready, and the guy said, we're not making

2067
01:44:43,439 --> 01:44:45,600
any more pizza.

2068
01:44:46,079 --> 01:44:52,359
Speaker 1: One out of fun, they just stayed over the rest

2069
01:44:52,359 --> 01:44:54,840
of the day, so we're not making any more fucking pizza.

2070
01:44:55,479 --> 01:44:58,079
Fuck off. Wow, I fuck with this place even heavier.

2071
01:44:58,119 --> 01:45:02,600
Speaker 2: Now it's me, it's me, It's deep dish pussy. Yeah, Hey,

2072
01:45:02,640 --> 01:45:08,600
deep Dish Pussy. To see you, Kenny, Johnny James, Johnny Mitch.

2073
01:45:09,319 --> 01:45:20,079
Speaker 1: My name is and we are dead Laude.

2074
01:45:17,640 --> 01:45:23,640
Speaker 2: Mind Goblin mine freak fifteen dollars, Tier Wesley toulk Y

2075
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:34,279
why y us t one merbite of this sandwich from subway? Yeah? Okay,

2076
01:45:34,560 --> 01:45:43,279
Thomas Austin Junior, Yeah, Michael Davis, Justin Gill, Enrique Bayles.

2077
01:45:43,880 --> 01:45:45,279
Speaker 1: Something came in the mail today.

2078
01:45:45,680 --> 01:45:50,680
Speaker 2: Oh it's my favorite movie Stuart starring these bosty tuts

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Hadny movie Stuart, Adam Cole, and Jay White. Together they

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are bay Blades. P Oe se one Yeah, Yeah, that's

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the truest og in the game. Doesn't get more og

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than Poe one hundred and twenty dollars annual.

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Speaker 1: Kevin Jones, who and.

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Speaker 2: Still the Patreon champion at forty one dollars. Chuck Lttel says, yeah,

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the Reds do suck. Can I get a hug?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, sorry, Chuck Latel. We don't hug Reds fans.

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Speaker 2: When's the last time the Reds won the World Series

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nineteen ninety Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Wow, we weren't born, so doesn't count.

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Speaker 2: Thank you so much to Chuck Lttel, fuck the goddamn Reds,

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and uh, thank you all for being on the Patreon.

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Speaker 1: Man.

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Speaker 2: You know, we put uh a lot of time. It's

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a it's always cool to see people giving it a

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go and enjoying their time. And we hope to keep

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creating cool shit so.

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Speaker 1: You never know what's coming next. We are always uh,

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we can I do something, but yes, all the stuff

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that's on there right now, we're having a great time

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and we hope you are as well. Well. That is

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it for the Man event and that is it for

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our show. Thank you so much for joining us. Everybody,

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make sure to join us on the Patreon. As we said,

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Patreon dot com saze Deadlock go to be that as

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Patreon going today. There's so much over there. If you

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haven't tried it once, at least give it one try

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for the boys and we'll see you next week for

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another edition of the Deadlock Podcast.