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Speaker 1: The Bless Army. Welcome back everybody to the Deadlock Podcast,

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Episode number three, one hundred and four. I'm Johnny, this

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is Tony and James will be joining us here shortly

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for another edition of the show. On this edition of

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the Deadlock Podcast, we are going to t and A

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TV Impact. February twenty first, two thousand and eighth. The

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episode where Aj Styles and Karen Angle have their honeymoon unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Wow, you got try thee s caateror nuggets. I'll tell

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you that until there's.

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Speaker 1: Birds birds everywhere, Tony Prince Aj. One of AJ's best

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runs in terms of characters, Colin just Kurt Angle at

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with the three of them was fantastic and we're gonna

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deep dive into that on this episode. But before we

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get to that, let's go into the Deadlock updates. Watch

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episode of Row from nineteen ninety nine where the Undertaker

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tries to marry Stephaniemickmann the Black Wedding. Tony's yeah, yes,

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it was a scary time, Tony, And you know, if

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you had to marry the Undertaker, you probably can be

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fucking upset. No, no, that's what I'm fucking thinking. But

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that is in the ten dollars and above tier. DPW

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right now. Relive a fantastic show with three big title

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National Championship against Trevorley, and that Goddamn Adam Priest defends

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the DPW World Championship against Calvin Tankman. That's as well

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as a Durham Street fight between Mad Dog Connolly and

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our entire catalog of shows. I'm very excited for everyone

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to see that. People already talking about how much they

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enjoyed that show and the live crowd love that. I

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love that Tony loved it. You would love it too,

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So check it out DEPW on demand dot com and

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if you want to see us live, the third annual

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DPW Tag Festival is upon us July thirteenth in Durham,

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North Carolina at the Durham Convention Center. The Tag Festival

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returns a one night tournament for the prestigious DPW Tag

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Festival Trophy as well as a future shot at the

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a fantastic seat for a fantastic show, and history will

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be made on that night as we crown the third

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ever DPW Tag Festival winners. So make sure to check

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that out all the websites. If you don't get in,

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then you can get the fuck out. That's what he says, right,

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that's his that's yes, get in or get the Yeah,

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that's what he fucking says. Yeah, you should do that.

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One of those things. You should do the get in

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part though, that's usually the better one.

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Speaker 2: Get in, Just get in. How about you just get in?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, Tony and Johnny say get in and that's it.

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In all right, And now it's time for the Patreon

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shouts outs. Any new subscriber or it should be any

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dollars Tier number five. Scott Steiner's Naisley Michigan accent plus,

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wall that I built, brother, I don't know what that means. Yo.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you want that to happen, we can make

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will now reveal my true identity, removes masks. Who's that?

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different name, Douglas Blount. Jason Kooks. Please put some respect

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on Tony Pizza seventy four years of consistent, high quality work.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's get into TNA Impact February twenty first,

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two thousand and eight.

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Speaker 1: MM. Two thousand and eight not a year that I'm

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very proud of to have lived through, but a year

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that we must talk about. Nonetheless, before we talk about

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UH TENA Impact from two thousand and eight, let's see

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what was going on with the world the wrestling time

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with the Figure four weekly newsletter, because it's fucking for

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some reason, there's no eight archive of the observers. Brian

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Alvarez has some stuff to say here.

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Speaker 2: What do I know what he's gonna say?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking sure you do, Dondy Figure four Weekly,

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February eleventh, two thousand and eight. Spring cleaning has started

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in WWE developmental with a bunch of dudes acts Brian Alvarez,

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including g Rilla, Ace Steele, Cassidy Riley, Sean Osborne, Robert Anthony,

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and the Amish Roadkill. No, he's gone, Brian a varasas

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Roadkill was said to be on the chopping block for

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a long time. John Laurnidis was his biggest proponent and

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put him over a huge to Vince, saying he could

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be a great one man gang level heel, plus he

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could talk. No one has any idea where he determined

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that since Roadkill had largely largely done one word promo's

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entire career, Vince saw pictures of him and thought he

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looked great awest too. Then he came up with an

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idea for a seventy style Polish American heel from Milwaukee,

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plus made him shave off his trademark beard. Roadkill did

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what he could to make it work, but it just

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wasn't him. Then came the day where Vince met this

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man he had heard so much about and discovered he

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was only about five foot nine. When Vince looks down

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on you physically, that's usually a bad sign for your career,

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unless you're super town. They still gave him some dark

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matches and not much came of it, and soon he

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was history. What a shame, What a shame. The run

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of the Roadkill ended by taking his beard off and

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making him Polish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't understand. I thought his gimmick was good.

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He's amish, he says chickens, he does a butter churning

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taut and he does a big splash from the middle

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of there. He made a lot of money on merch

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off that No, yeah, why not?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? I mean, like give him a chicken.

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Speaker 3: So like he's not good enough for ECW but they

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got they got damn zombie. You know what kind of

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promo was he cutting a.

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Speaker 1: Road?

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Speaker 3: Said chickens?

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Speaker 1: Asshole dude, And like Vin saw pictures of him, thought

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he looked great, so why change his look? JBL had

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a bad day on the Opie and Anthony Show last week.

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He showed up with his new energy drink, Mama Wanna Energy,

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which he was quote unquote boner juice. He said he

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guaranteed that a man who drank this would be well agitated,

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so to speak, for a full eight hours. Alvera says,

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maybe it's just me, but what man is looking for

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such a thing? Me? So a bunch of staffers drank

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it and stuffs to say, the groundhog did not come out.

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They even had naked girls in there rubbing up against

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the men to try to produce a zied effect. JBL

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eventually just bailed Bigger four Weekly February twenty TNA News.

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The entire point of the Big Wedding renewal for Kurt

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and Karen Engele was to try to stop the trend

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of ratings dipping as Impact went on Alvarez says, well,

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kind of failed. The final segment this week did grow,

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This is for the show previous to this one. Final

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segment this week did grow from the previous segment, but

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it was still the fourth highest rated segment on the program.

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Worse after hitting one point seven million viewers, a new record,

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a few weeks back, they were down to one point

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zero eight here and one point five million viewers, which

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I love looking back because like as t Anda fans

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that we were back in two thousand and eight, and

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really just the entirety of this era of DNA, like

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like we were getting railed because of these ratings, like

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you were, you were getting made fun of for a

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one point seven. Today, a one point seven is like awesome, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I mean one point seven is amazing today, Yeah, by

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today's standards. Yeah, but Wrestling Show came on right now

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and had a one point seven rating, it would be

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like it would take over the world.

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Speaker 1: It would change the like the discourse on it would

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be unbelievable. Actually yeah, it would be fucking crazy. Figure

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four Weekly March second, two thousand and eight and w

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w WE News. WWE signed Colin Delaney to a three

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year deal. I remember this being just fucking ridiculous because

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I was a Chicar fan at the time, and he

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was in the Olsen Twins. He was Colin Olsen, and

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then all of a sudden he's signed a WWE, which like,

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no fucking way, no fucking way this guy got signed,

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And Alva says, oh yeah. And for all you indie

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guys who look like Colin Delaney and figure that this

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is your excuse to not trainer get in shape, think again.

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They have one Colin Delaney and they don't need another. One.

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Last thing here, Roadkill has been on a rampage lately

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talking about Alvarez and Dave Meltzer taking them the task

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for what they reported about his release. Alvaa says, all

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I can tell you is that I contacted somebody with

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very good knowledge of the w side of the story,

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having been right in the thick of things, and that

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was the story I was told. I would guess it

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was the same thing for Dave Justice for O's Roadkill man.

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He tried harder than they implied here, and he's maybe

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he was upset that they said he's five nine. He's

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surely why wasn't.

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Speaker 3: Why wasn't it?

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Speaker 1: Jesse and Roadkill own instead of Festus.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Maybe, uh, they would have gotten too over, they

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would have done too well.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Roadkill refused the team with anybody else because he

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was loyal to Danny Doring.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's I'm gonna go with that.

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Speaker 1: Well for the figure four weekly portion of the show. Now,

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let's talk about Tampact February twenty first, two thousand and eight.

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T in a we are wrestling, dude, I don't know

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that's I don't know if that's meant to stand out

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as much as it does every time, but I always

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catch them.

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Speaker 2: It's the effect they add to it where it's like, hey,

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it's like in the background.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very cool.

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Speaker 3: Well, we start with the cold open that goes over

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everything that happened last week on Impact, which is a lot.

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I mean, they went over every single segment that happened

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last week.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot that like happened. I guess so

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that maybe they felt they need to catch everybody up,

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or they thought this would be like a episode everyone

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tuned in for, because I feel like I've read somewhere

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that wedding or wedding adjacent episodes do like really well

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for wrestling usually.

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Speaker 2: So maybe that's all the case, yea.

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Speaker 1: But I mean, as we've read in the fucking figure

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for a weekly, it didn't do as well as they

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had hoped. But still, I mean no, so yeah, previously

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on Impact, so there's trouble for the new Alliance. I

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guess you know. Joe Christian and Kevin Nash are trying

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to bond together here to face the Angle Alliance, but

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Christian was meant to have a match and got attacked

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in the back by aj Styles. Also on that show,

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Team three D failed to make weight because they're doing

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the Angle where the Dudley's have to weigh in every

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week and if they if one of them doesn't make weight,

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they get thrown out of the match. So the matches

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keep becoming handicap matches. But Brother Devon does win a

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handicap match against Shark Boy and Curry Man. Also, a

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new freak makes her presence felt as RockA Khan makes

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her debut to help Scott Steiner with a win over

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Pete Williams, who was not Make Believe Muscley yet.

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Speaker 3: He was Muscle soon to be Make Belief Muscle.

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Speaker 1: Correct a dramatic return as Rhino comes back and challenges

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James Storm to an Elevation X match at Destiny's an

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X destination. Xcuse me, easy for me to say and

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assist gone wrong as Gail Kim tried to help ODB

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in her match against Awesome Kong, but ends up costing

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her the match. More stress for Eric Young. Eric Young

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is afraid of Relic. That's really just the story there.

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He's afraid of Relic. He's a killer and craving for vengeance.

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Booker T says that Rob Rude shows up tonight, He's

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gonna get his hands around his neck and snap it.

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And then Jim Cornette booked Booker T against Kurt Angle

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for this episode, and of course the end of the

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show where Kurt and Karen Engle were renewing their wedding

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vows and the minister says, I now pronounce you husband

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and wife. You may kiss your bride well. Kevin Ash

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and Smo Joe come out and attack everybody, and then

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aj gets in and somehow is standing in front of

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Karen and the minister and kisses Karen and then that

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makes them a husband and wife. And the last shot

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is Kurt Angle in just a bow tie on the rams,

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screaming so as James said, a lot to take in here,

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a lot as we go towards destination X. But yes,

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the honeymoon of Karen and aj Are is upon.

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Speaker 3: Us alligator honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: That probacts so many memories because I remember watching this

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fucking episode like when it aired, and I remember loving it. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So this was during the time period where TNA was

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naming the episodes, so it was like a almost like

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they were doing syndicated television of something in that sort.

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So we go into another colde open here Kurt Angle

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is here with Karen Angle, and Kurt says the marriage

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isn't even legal.

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Speaker 1: They're in the locker room area, I guess, or wherever

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you can call this, and there's multiple framed pictures of

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like Kurt Angle's WWF eight by Tens that's.

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Speaker 3: His personal locker room.

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Speaker 1: Which is of course has pictures of him, and Kurt says,

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I don't find this funny anymore, whether it's legal or not.

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I don't appreciate you kissing ages stylas in front of

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a minister. You said you would take care of this

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last week. You had a whole week to take care

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of this, and you haven't. So you have it till

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tonight to take care of this or else, and Karen

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looks at him and says, or else, What what are

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you gonna do? He looks like, jealousy is the only

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way you're gonna pay attention to me, and JB walks in.

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JB Jeremy Borsh walks in and says, hey, go golm down, guys,

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and Kurt fucking steps right up to his face and says, well,

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you shut your mouth. I knocked you out last week,

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and I'll knock you out again. And he puts his

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fist up and he's gonna punch JB. The dynamic with

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JB and Kurt is like fucking fantastic. It's I mean,

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like you know every I think everyone knows, like the

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rock and coach like they always would do. The backstage

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shit Kurt and JB's just as funny to me. I

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love that. Kurt says jealousy. I just don't like the

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boys laughing about me behind my back. And Karen says, oh,

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that's what this is about. It's always about you, isn't

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it your gold medals, your titles? When is it gonna

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be about us? And Kurt says, when.

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Speaker 3: You're not boy, Karen, it's fucking a mess.

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Speaker 1: What do you want me to do? We only got

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one point seven million viewers.

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Speaker 3: Do you see this guy? Curry Man? What the fuck?

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Speaker 1: Bubba Ray Dudley can't keep his weight down? Karen? This

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is a fat some a bit.

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Speaker 3: So.

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Speaker 1: Kurt says, when I accomplish what I want to accomplish

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is when it will be about us to prove the

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whole world that I'm the greatest wrestler ever. But I

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have a match to night with Booker T. So while

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you take your drama somewhere else, and while you take

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your soap opera to your other husband, Ca says, I'll

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take my drama somewhere else, and she pushes them, and

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Kurt says, don't push me, and Gart says, I'll go

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somewhere where someone appreciates me, and Kurt says, we'll go

463
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,039
anything to get you off my back. I mean women, right, fellas,

464
00:25:12,039 --> 00:25:13,279
I mean, goddamn.

465
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:17,279
Speaker 3: Dude, Davy shopping, dude at the mall, tony dude. And

466
00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:19,799
don't even get me started. As Booker T would say,

467
00:25:20,079 --> 00:25:23,720
save the drama, Oh your mama, they shouldn't.

468
00:25:23,759 --> 00:25:26,240
Speaker 1: I mean that, God goddamn, I mean I'm with Booker.

469
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:28,200
Speaker 2: T would say, don't hate to play it, hate the game.

470
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:31,519
Speaker 1: Go back to your other husband for real. Boo.

471
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:32,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm finna get with.

472
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 1: He walk me catchphrases in the road.

473
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:42,640
Speaker 2: With you.

474
00:25:42,880 --> 00:25:44,279
Speaker 1: Huh.

475
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,920
Speaker 3: So we get the glass breaking TNA intro here.

476
00:25:47,319 --> 00:25:47,839
Speaker 1: I love this.

477
00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:50,759
Speaker 3: There's so many sound effects on this episode of TNA.

478
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: It was uh. I mean, I like it especially as

479
00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,319
an ADHD man like my self. It keeps my attention

480
00:25:57,440 --> 00:25:59,519
greats with all the cracking and.

481
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,480
Speaker 3: Dude, yeah, it's always Mike Today and Don West and

482
00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:14,119
they're always talking about something. Rhinos scrumming in from explicivedb

483
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:18,160
teams with guilt. Do you remember last week is my

484
00:26:18,319 --> 00:26:25,640
desk dog. That's what we get.

485
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:25,920
Speaker 2: Next.

486
00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: We come into the venue and it's Mike Today at

487
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,480
Don West with the loudest sound effects you've ever seen.

488
00:26:31,119 --> 00:26:43,799
Here's Rhino tag team Booker Tar tonight. So we go

489
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:47,279
into the first match of the evening. Here Kip James

490
00:26:47,319 --> 00:26:52,359
and Bullet Bob Armstrong. Because BG James is currently hurt,

491
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,720
they're taking on tom Co and aj Styles for the

492
00:26:55,759 --> 00:26:57,920
TNA World Tag Team titles.

493
00:26:58,200 --> 00:27:01,640
Speaker 1: So I originally wrote VKM of Kip James and James

494
00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:04,200
against Adrian Tomko, and then I wrote, I'm sorry, I

495
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:07,359
guess I somehow got these fucking wrong. It's Kip James

496
00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:14,599
and Bob arms Strong. So I wish, I wish Bob

497
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:18,759
Armstrong was actually uh more like road Dog and and

498
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:20,880
b G. James wasn't just trying to be his dad.

499
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,680
Because Bob Armstrong being like where the lineage was passed

500
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:25,759
down and he does the pump Endle slam where he

501
00:27:25,839 --> 00:27:28,119
fucks tom going his ass, I think that would have

502
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:29,480
been better for this team.

503
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:31,440
Speaker 2: Dude, he comes out, Oh you didn't know.

504
00:27:32,799 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 3: You didn't know.

505
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 1: He's the big Dog.

506
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:40,079
Speaker 2: It's the l E T Bob Armstrong.

507
00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:42,079
Speaker 1: B O b oh.

508
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:47,279
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, we come to the Bob house.

509
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:58,960
Speaker 1: He's the road Bob. He's doing that ship Bob do.

510
00:27:59,160 --> 00:28:02,599
Speaker 2: This isn't it, Bobby.

511
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,839
Speaker 3: Hey, if you can't drink with the big dogs, stay

512
00:28:05,839 --> 00:28:12,759
out the cooler big dogs.

513
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,799
Speaker 1: D we need we need deadlock big dog shirts like

514
00:28:17,319 --> 00:28:19,400
fucking bad yesterday.

515
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:20,599
Speaker 2: We need him yesterday.

516
00:28:20,799 --> 00:28:23,640
Speaker 1: Those are so awesome. Yeah, we need that. Crazy so

517
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,200
Today says that against all odds, everything looked in place

518
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:29,119
for a feel good moment for teenage Marines, which I

519
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:32,440
guess is Beachy James and Bob Armstrong. They were gonna

520
00:28:32,640 --> 00:28:34,759
win the tag titles, but A Styles hit a springboard

521
00:28:34,799 --> 00:28:37,240
drop kick to the knee of the road Dog and

522
00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,319
hyper extended it and that's what led to them losing.

523
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:45,079
So little return match here, but Kip James Billy gunn

524
00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:47,160
is uh is in his place.

525
00:28:47,240 --> 00:28:50,039
Speaker 3: So uh, AJ Styles comes in for his entrance with

526
00:28:50,119 --> 00:28:52,720
Tom co here, grabs the crown off the table and

527
00:28:52,799 --> 00:28:55,079
their entrance and wears it to the ring because this

528
00:28:55,200 --> 00:28:59,079
is the Prince of phenomenal era for AJ Styles, which

529
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,359
is uh basically him just stooging, which is pretty cool.

530
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:06,079
So AJ Styles and Bullet Bob Armstrong, who has to

531
00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:10,039
be I mean, he's in his sixties at least here, right,

532
00:29:10,960 --> 00:29:12,920
They start off and I was like, man, I'm actually

533
00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:14,319
excited to see what happens.

534
00:29:14,359 --> 00:29:16,039
Speaker 1: He too, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

535
00:29:16,079 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 3: So they lock up and Bullet Bob takes the arm

536
00:29:18,519 --> 00:29:21,160
and hits a snapmare, which AJ gets up and freaks

537
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:21,720
out about.

538
00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:25,440
Speaker 1: Dude. Bob Armstrong does the fucking brock Lesner jog like

539
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,720
after he snapmare's AJ like he was rare to go.

540
00:29:28,079 --> 00:29:30,880
Speaker 3: AJ backs into the ropes and then that ref asks

541
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:33,680
for a break and AJ punches him in the stomach.

542
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:40,240
AJ then flips over Bullet Bob's back and then Bob

543
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:43,160
gives them a palm thrust, takes the arm and tags

544
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:43,960
it Billy Gunn.

545
00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:46,599
Speaker 1: That was fucking awesome. I mean, first, Ad is getting

546
00:29:46,599 --> 00:29:48,079
all his shit in, like he's not going to slow

547
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:52,279
down for Bullet Bob Armstrong. But Bob with the ricky steamboat.

548
00:29:51,839 --> 00:29:56,279
Speaker 3: Chop, dude, I love that. I love that. Bullet Bob

549
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,440
was talking through this match with AJ and he was like, yeah,

550
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,400
so all right, so you flip up in my back

551
00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:05,440
and then I give you the chop and then I'll

552
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:07,160
take your shit over. I'll take you over to Billy.

553
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:11,319
AJ is actually having like a legit great start here

554
00:30:11,359 --> 00:30:14,519
with Bullet Bob. Yes, and it's just another reason why

555
00:30:14,559 --> 00:30:17,079
AJ is just so good. I mean, he could have

556
00:30:17,119 --> 00:30:19,680
given this guy a great match where he does literally

557
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,839
everything for him and just sells for him, and AJ

558
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:24,920
will still get all his shit in and it would

559
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:25,759
look fantastic.

560
00:30:25,839 --> 00:30:26,799
Speaker 1: Should have been a singles.

561
00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:29,759
Speaker 3: So AJ hits a pele on Kip James and Tomko

562
00:30:29,880 --> 00:30:33,559
lines Billy Gunn out of his pants. Karen Angle is

563
00:30:33,559 --> 00:30:35,559
seen walking down the ramp at this point, and the

564
00:30:35,599 --> 00:30:37,720
crowd is chanting Karen's styles.

565
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 1: They're looking at she's you know, she's clapping. She's rooting

566
00:30:42,039 --> 00:30:45,319
for her man, who is her husband legally. Now as

567
00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:46,079
how that works.

568
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,279
Speaker 3: So Kip James hits a neck breaker on Tom COO

569
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:51,880
and we get a double down. Bullet Bob comes in

570
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,519
and counters tom Co and starts throwing chops and AJ

571
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,240
is literally flip bumping on his head for these dude.

572
00:30:58,279 --> 00:31:00,920
Speaker 1: He's going he, I mean, he chopping the shit out

573
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,519
of both of these dudes. At one point, Tomko's in

574
00:31:03,559 --> 00:31:07,480
the corner and Bob Armstrong is doing shotgun chops, which

575
00:31:07,519 --> 00:31:08,680
is fucking great.

576
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 3: Dude. Yeah, I actually loved the work that Bullet Bob

577
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:13,319
was doing Tomco and AJ here was cool.

578
00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 1: It would have been better if he was doing it.

579
00:31:15,319 --> 00:31:23,559
Bobby's yes. AJ gets up, so this is funny.

580
00:31:23,559 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 3: AJ takes a flip bump on his head for this

581
00:31:25,599 --> 00:31:28,160
chop and then Bullet Bob goes to grab him and

582
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,039
AJ gets up and pokes him right in the eyes.

583
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:35,359
This is the goat, Like, what the fuck? AJ and

584
00:31:35,359 --> 00:31:38,200
Tomko then accidentally closed on each other for a double down,

585
00:31:39,400 --> 00:31:42,799
and Kip James then grabs the crutch from BG James

586
00:31:43,039 --> 00:31:47,640
and instead of hitting AJ or tomco besides, he's going

587
00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:48,759
to hit bullet Bob.

588
00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 1: Arms my dad, my fucking dad.

589
00:31:54,799 --> 00:31:56,559
Speaker 3: So he does that. He hits him with the crutch

590
00:31:56,599 --> 00:31:59,400
and then tom COO covers bullet Bob Uh and AJ

591
00:31:59,519 --> 00:32:02,240
and Tomko retain the titles here in the.

592
00:32:02,200 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: Opener, fucking son of a bitch man, like, why would

593
00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,240
Billy Gunn do this to the Bob? That sucks?

594
00:32:08,599 --> 00:32:11,319
Speaker 3: Well? BG James comes in and then Kip kicks his

595
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:13,839
leg out of his leg and grabs the crutch and

596
00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:16,039
breaks it on his back. And I actually wrote here

597
00:32:16,039 --> 00:32:20,000
I said, all right, man, like, who's trying to see

598
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:22,079
the j's and vgj's jet right now?

599
00:32:22,119 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 1: With that this this feud always worked. It works alone.

600
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,079
Wwf that they put them back together after a month.

601
00:32:31,279 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 3: They've been doing this exact thing for like six years

602
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,720
at this point, like, oh, my gods, and bro.

603
00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 1: Dog is an idiot. This dude always betrays you. Get

604
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:42,400
it together?

605
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:44,599
Speaker 3: Did I love this era? By the way of AJ,

606
00:32:44,960 --> 00:32:46,960
I'll have to look back on it and revisit it

607
00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,200
with new eyes, because I'm sure at the time I

608
00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:52,720
was like, Wow, this is stupid. Why is AJ bumping

609
00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:57,920
for yea probably yeah, AJ getting up after flip bumping

610
00:32:57,920 --> 00:33:01,440
for a chopping poking of the eyes is like, I mean,

611
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:03,359
this might have been the best character in DNA.

612
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:05,480
Speaker 1: Dude, it might be a run that like it might

613
00:33:05,559 --> 00:33:07,720
be better than I ever have rated it.

614
00:33:07,839 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, like yeah, it just needs like new eyes on it.

615
00:33:10,519 --> 00:33:12,000
I think so I might. I might try to go.

616
00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:13,680
We could probably go back on the pod and watch

617
00:33:13,680 --> 00:33:15,559
more of this air. So I remember there was a

618
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:17,599
promo where you brought up Pokemon once or something. We

619
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:18,240
can maybe watch.

620
00:33:19,079 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: Yes, I do remember that too.

621
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:21,920
Speaker 3: I will tell you if you go back and watch

622
00:33:22,039 --> 00:33:23,799
w B from two thousand and eight, you don't need.

623
00:33:23,759 --> 00:33:26,920
Speaker 1: Anyth No, you can keep the same eyes that you have. Actually,

624
00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:28,319
you should keep your eyes off of it.

625
00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's just nothing there, man.

626
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:32,079
Speaker 1: Unless you're watching with us, then you'll have a good time.

627
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you'll watch it. Even Tony and Johnny.

628
00:33:35,079 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: I won't be here, James has deviated accept them.

629
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:53,119
Speaker 3: Well, we're going backstage. Yes, ODB is here with Gail

630
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:59,079
Kim and Crystal the backstage announcer or backstage correspondent, and

631
00:33:59,119 --> 00:34:03,160
ODIB and Gail have been having a strange Bedfellow's relationship

632
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:04,720
recently on TV.

633
00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: So Crystal, as you said, is backstage with ODB and

634
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,280
Gil Kim. Cristal says, you know, it looked like Gail

635
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:11,760
was trying to assist ODB against Kong, but it backfired,

636
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:14,039
and she wants to know if they're gonna be able

637
00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:17,360
to work together against Miss Jacqueline and Roxy Leveaux, and

638
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:19,559
Gail says, we had some communication issues, but we're back

639
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:21,320
on the same page and we have a common goal

640
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:24,559
bring down Kong's reign in TNA. So Odib says, I

641
00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:26,800
got to give that broad some credit. I'll go through

642
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:30,840
anybody to get to calm, and then AJ and Karen

643
00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:33,880
walk in and Karen says, uh, you know, AJ did

644
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,920
such a good job. Hey, what the fuck? And Christal says, oh, well,

645
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,239
since I got you guys here, what was up with

646
00:34:39,239 --> 00:34:41,679
a kiss on Karen last week? And he says, I

647
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,280
don't know, I just got caught up in the moment

648
00:34:44,599 --> 00:34:48,719
someone had a Kisser says what a moment it was.

649
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:51,079
I mean, Aj, you know us getting married at all?

650
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,280
And AJ looks at her and says, Su're not married,

651
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:58,079
You're married to hurt. Come on, Yeah, come, we're not married.

652
00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:00,639
You're married, Kurt, And Karen says, that's not what the

653
00:35:00,679 --> 00:35:02,920
world winn iss last week they saw you me a

654
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,400
minister and a kiss, and A says, wait a minute,

655
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,320
we're actually married. Kurt know about this? Is this evelllegal?

656
00:35:10,719 --> 00:35:14,039
Kurt know about this? As funny as shit? Karen says, listen,

657
00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:17,280
I'll worry about the legalities. You gotta worry about our honeymoon.

658
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:21,159
Our honeymoon. And AG says, no, on, did you talk

659
00:35:21,199 --> 00:35:21,519
to Kurt?

660
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:22,639
Speaker 3: Is he cool at this?

661
00:35:23,639 --> 00:35:25,840
Speaker 1: Karen says, he said, go to your other husband, and

662
00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:28,159
that's what he said. And A says, I don't have

663
00:35:28,199 --> 00:35:32,920
anything planned. Wait, I got a perfect place one phone call.

664
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,119
It's my favorite place to walk. Come on. So this

665
00:35:35,159 --> 00:35:39,480
is the start of AJ's preparations for the honeymoon. He's

666
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,400
I mean, he's such a dumb ass, like I'd love this. Yeah.

667
00:35:43,559 --> 00:35:46,239
Speaker 3: Karen actually tugs on his necklace here in this scene,

668
00:35:46,239 --> 00:35:49,320
which is funny because that's his real life wedding band

669
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,719
for his real life marriage.

670
00:35:51,039 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 1: That's funnyest shit, I don't even catch that.

671
00:35:53,079 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 3: Yeah. Wow, So we get the Witless Protection replay. That's right,

672
00:35:59,039 --> 00:36:04,719
Witless Protect, which is a Larry the Cable Guy movie. Yes,

673
00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,079
I'm surprised aj Aj didn't say that on the show good.

674
00:36:11,519 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: A Lardy the Cable Guy and Jenny McCarthy. That's what

675
00:36:13,440 --> 00:36:13,760
it was.

676
00:36:14,079 --> 00:36:16,679
Speaker 2: Larry the Cable Guy also known as toe Mater for

677
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:19,360
so many people out there, and I not like cars.

678
00:36:19,599 --> 00:36:21,880
I'm sure there's people who have no fucking idea who

679
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,920
Larry the Cable Guy, you know what I mean?

680
00:36:24,039 --> 00:36:26,159
Speaker 1: Like, of course he was on what was the group

681
00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:28,679
they were in? Like he was in with the uh

682
00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:31,679
did they have a name? Him and the other the Blue.

683
00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,800
Speaker 2: They had their tour with, like all those guys.

684
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:38,360
Speaker 1: Super popular dude, super.

685
00:36:39,079 --> 00:36:41,840
Speaker 3: Foxworthy and all that is popular in like Philly too.

686
00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:43,159
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.

687
00:36:43,239 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 2: It was popular everywhere. Yeah, it was super popular.

688
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:52,719
Speaker 3: This movie probably isn't funny, but it sucks as Witless Protection.

689
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 2: He just acts like Larry the Cable Guy the entire time,

690
00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,519
like it's just him in.

691
00:36:57,719 --> 00:37:00,480
Speaker 1: What else is he gonna do to made was just.

692
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:05,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was awesome, man, he says so.

693
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:10,079
Speaker 3: Witless Protection sponsored this replay which shows Kip James betraying

694
00:37:10,159 --> 00:37:11,199
BG James.

695
00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:14,840
Speaker 1: Damn it, fucking damn it, ass man.

696
00:37:15,880 --> 00:37:19,039
Speaker 3: We go backstage Kip James is here with Crystal, and

697
00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:23,079
he's yelling and he's pissed, and he's just very red.

698
00:37:23,199 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: I mean, he's gigantic, huge, but he still looks like

699
00:37:26,679 --> 00:37:30,320
he's still fucking gigantic. And Crystal says, Kip James, what

700
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:34,320
what we just witness and says, shut your mouth. You see,

701
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,920
I just got rid of a two fifty pounds bag

702
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:40,559
of ship. That bride you're dead was just a casualty

703
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,719
where I come from. Blufs is. Blood isn't ticking the water,

704
00:37:44,199 --> 00:37:47,960
friendship is and which is nuts. By the way, everybody

705
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:52,039
knows that wants to know. Everybody knows that I hate everybody.

706
00:37:52,039 --> 00:37:57,119
Were brothers anyway, Jeff, Jeff of the world. But now

707
00:37:57,320 --> 00:37:59,079
you chose to throw that all away. But for what?

708
00:37:59,559 --> 00:38:01,639
I have no idea, but I know what's coming now,

709
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:04,480
the Marines, the Armstrongs, and I pray to God as

710
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:07,320
you you better bring it all because you're gonna need it.

711
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:12,280
Billy Gunn thinks that because he attacked the Armstrong family

712
00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:15,960
that the United States will be deploying the Marines.

713
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:21,000
Speaker 2: It's two thousand a eight man, think it happened.

714
00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:24,239
Speaker 1: You know, there's no better resources in two thousand and

715
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:27,960
eight project.

716
00:38:29,519 --> 00:38:32,320
Speaker 2: Dude, the recession doesn't happen yet, right, we were were

717
00:38:32,360 --> 00:38:32,880
still good.

718
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,039
Speaker 1: They don't need to manest Oh yeah, maybe they had

719
00:38:35,079 --> 00:38:40,039
some reasons woming because that's why happen, because the Marines

720
00:38:40,599 --> 00:38:45,760
as man as. That sucks.

721
00:38:48,679 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 3: So now it's time for the X Division town hall.

722
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:54,000
Speaker 1: Of course. So we are in the ring with Teenage

723
00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:57,840
Management's Jim Cornett and his muscle, Big Matt Morgan, and

724
00:38:57,880 --> 00:39:00,199
he's in the ring with san Jay Dutt and the

725
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:02,800
machine guns, the Motor City machine Guns. Cornett says, I've

726
00:39:03,159 --> 00:39:05,800
been joined for a very special interview segment by the

727
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:08,239
Guru sun Jay Dutt and the Motor City machine Guns.

728
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,480
And let me introduce the subject of the special interview segment,

729
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,760
welcome Black Macheese Mode, Jay Lethal. And Jay Lethal comes

730
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,119
out to much hoopla and applause from the audience because

731
00:39:18,159 --> 00:39:21,039
he just saved the X Division and against all odds,

732
00:39:21,119 --> 00:39:24,159
him and the Motor City machine Guns were facing Team

733
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:27,199
three D and Johnny Devine, who is never officially a

734
00:39:27,280 --> 00:39:29,719
Dudley by the way, very easily could have just called

735
00:39:29,760 --> 00:39:34,639
him Johnny Dudley and avoided any legal Is that, yes,

736
00:39:36,440 --> 00:39:42,000
cousin Johnny h well, they had a six man hardcore

737
00:39:42,039 --> 00:39:44,679
street fight and MotorCity machine Guns got fucked up in

738
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:47,559
that one. But Jay Lethal three on one put the

739
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,360
put the bootstall ar asses and got the X Division

740
00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:53,599
title back from those damn dudleys and stopped them from

741
00:39:53,639 --> 00:39:56,960
abolishing the X Division, which they had the power to do.

742
00:39:57,519 --> 00:39:59,280
Speaker 2: If you get rid of the title, you know, like,

743
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:00,800
what's the point really?

744
00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:09,800
Speaker 1: Whoa, oh my god, Wow, you're right.

745
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:15,199
Speaker 3: Divine, divine and bubba.

746
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,800
Speaker 1: And run.

747
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 3: Right.

748
00:40:19,920 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 1: So Cornett says, we felt the accomplishment you achieved the

749
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,280
TENA Wrestling deserves some special recognition. At the age of twenty,

750
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:27,159
you were the youngest man on the TNA roster when

751
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:29,880
you took Jeff Jarrett, the then DNA champion, to the limit,

752
00:40:30,559 --> 00:40:32,119
which is the same thing they did in r AH

753
00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:35,559
they did. Still a lot of shit, I did, Okay,

754
00:40:35,679 --> 00:40:37,679
got it. Then you shocked the world when you first

755
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:40,039
won the TENA Exhibsion title by upsetting Kurt Angle last

756
00:40:40,119 --> 00:40:43,320
year in two thousand and seven, you were named the

757
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,320
Exhibitionion Wrestler of the Year. But most recently, against all odds,

758
00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:48,639
you triumphed against all odds and you saved the Exhibision

759
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:51,000
against Team three of Thedos Fat Fat Pastors.

760
00:40:51,039 --> 00:40:54,119
Speaker 3: And I gotta say, jay Lethal, you were awesome when

761
00:40:54,239 --> 00:40:56,519
you smoked Kerrak Special.

762
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: You were fit. I think when you were a crackhead.

763
00:41:01,480 --> 00:41:04,559
Speaker 3: Hi Drow, I love you.

764
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,760
Speaker 1: And it was sweet when your mom and dad were

765
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:16,639
always at the shows. Cornett says, Jaye till you made

766
00:41:16,679 --> 00:41:19,599
your Marcantinea wrestling, and uh. They give him a big

767
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:22,440
round of applause, and jay Lethill takes the mic and

768
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,920
the crowd chanting speech, and he says, Jayale Thil has

769
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,880
definitely got his smile back. That's not a mutch. The

770
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,960
main thing is it fu And uh, he says, I

771
00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:32,440
could not do that on my own. There's people, a

772
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:34,599
few people gotta thank, of course, the founders of the

773
00:41:34,599 --> 00:41:38,119
exhibsion like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ Styles. He didn't

774
00:41:38,119 --> 00:41:40,320
mention the Flying Elvis is here for some reason.

775
00:41:41,599 --> 00:41:53,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, weird fucking sucks about hockey.

776
00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 1: Poor hey Estrada. Yeah I got the fuck. Yeah, man,

777
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:58,559
come on, but guys like Christopher Daniels, Jerry Lynn AJ

778
00:41:58,679 --> 00:42:02,280
Styles and to those guys in all the division, bastard,

779
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:09,400
I give it after it. Yeah he did.

780
00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,320
Speaker 2: He was the founder.

781
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,079
Speaker 1: He just had to heat from r H.

782
00:42:14,559 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 3: He had to wait un till he finished up his

783
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,559
r O H run so he could do the exact

784
00:42:17,639 --> 00:42:17,880
run it.

785
00:42:19,719 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: That's what a lot of guys were waiting to do,

786
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,800
to finish up the rons to do it a year,

787
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,440
guys like Christopher daniels A, jerrylind A, just thousand those

788
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:32,320
guys and all the founding fires of the exhivision. Thank god, fuck.

789
00:42:32,119 --> 00:42:33,079
Speaker 3: You jerryln.

790
00:42:34,519 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 1: So awesome.

791
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,280
Speaker 2: And he throws the X division belt down.

792
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 1: He kills the exhibit and.

793
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:50,360
Speaker 3: He joins the Dudley's. He's the fourty devon dies.

794
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,000
Speaker 2: They call me Machismo Dudley.

795
00:42:54,119 --> 00:42:57,119
Speaker 3: Oh j Diesels coming.

796
00:42:59,679 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 1: Jes waiting for his here uh so, Chili says, there's

797
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:07,840
two more people I like to thank to my left that.

798
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:09,079
I like to think two of the toughest guys have

799
00:43:09,119 --> 00:43:11,239
ever met in my life. And against all oz they

800
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:13,360
weren't afraid to put their bodies online because they were

801
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:15,360
fighting for something that is right. The Motor City machine

802
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,440
guns and you know what, I hope Dead Locke puts

803
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:20,679
the tag titles on them. I also want to say

804
00:43:20,679 --> 00:43:21,920
what a privilege it is to stay in the same

805
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:27,400
ring as my best friend Sonjay duty, I have true

806
00:43:27,440 --> 00:43:29,719
friendship until I met you, and I want to thank

807
00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,119
you from the bottom of my heart. And they they

808
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:36,719
embrace and they have a hug. And dude, I mean

809
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,239
I was like, what a fucking great taunt like that?

810
00:43:40,719 --> 00:43:43,519
Did the Sprinkler ever make it to the two K games? Oh?

811
00:43:43,559 --> 00:43:44,000
Speaker 3: I don't know.

812
00:43:44,400 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 2: I think it might have like early right, like when

813
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:49,000
they were just like boot and ship right, they.

814
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,639
Speaker 1: Might maybe might have been.

815
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,280
Speaker 2: I was probably already in the game, like they just whatever.

816
00:43:56,719 --> 00:43:59,519
Speaker 1: Sadly him doing a moon salt stomp to somebody's dick

817
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:04,280
was not in the game. Uh. So they hug, and

818
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:06,000
Jay says, there's somebody else I want to thank, somebody

819
00:44:06,039 --> 00:44:08,039
who's inspired me with just one look, gave me the

820
00:44:08,039 --> 00:44:10,440
strength and courage to hold the world on my shoulders,

821
00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:13,280
and that is you, special case, Becky Bay. Let's please

822
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:19,280
get it there, so cal Val and so cal Val

823
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,480
is very happy and she gets into the ring and

824
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,719
Jay says, please, if you would share this moment with me,

825
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,800
And Jay gives Jim Cornett the mic and says, I'm

826
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,559
so nervous right now, and Val, there's something I want

827
00:44:28,599 --> 00:44:30,400
to ask you for a very long time, and he

828
00:44:30,440 --> 00:44:33,920
gets down on her knee and says, Val, will you

829
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:37,320
go out with me? The crowd pops and so cal

830
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:40,440
Val says, ooh yeah, and big fucking pop and they

831
00:44:40,519 --> 00:44:44,719
hug and but a little little Sunjay Dutt standing behind them,

832
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,920
not looking too thrilled with this one, not too happy that.

833
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:50,639
Speaker 3: She says yeah, just like miss Liz did, Like it

834
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:53,519
was like perfect. I don't know if she that crazy.

835
00:44:54,239 --> 00:44:55,320
She did a great job there.

836
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they hug and Jay's music is playing, but

837
00:44:58,199 --> 00:45:02,519
Sundays standing there not too happy. Sadly it's sucks. Maybe

838
00:45:02,559 --> 00:45:03,480
he didn't like special K.

839
00:45:03,840 --> 00:45:08,039
Speaker 3: So we got backstage. Kazarian is here with Crystal and

840
00:45:08,119 --> 00:45:12,440
he is facing Relic tonight. Sorry about that, brother, Dude.

841
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome. Like I feel like it's like a

842
00:45:16,400 --> 00:45:19,440
diamond in the rough to find a Relic matches, Like

843
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:21,360
I don't know how much how long his run is here,

844
00:45:21,519 --> 00:45:23,440
but I feel like they're going far between, or maybe

845
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,480
I just avoid two thousand and eight in general a lot,

846
00:45:25,559 --> 00:45:27,639
So that's why I don't see him. But I always

847
00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:29,880
get excited when I see Relic because I also know

848
00:45:30,199 --> 00:45:34,679
that that means I'm gonna see Black Rain right, which

849
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:36,000
gets me fired up too.

850
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:39,519
Speaker 2: And you also know that Relic is Killer spelled backwards.

851
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,840
Speaker 1: Dude, I fucking found that out here. That's unbelievable.

852
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:45,800
Speaker 3: Eric definitely knows dive this Relic gimmick by trying to

853
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:48,360
be funny, and that's fucking hilarious to me.

854
00:45:48,599 --> 00:45:51,559
Speaker 2: He just buried the whole thing. Yeah, that's awesome, let's go.

855
00:45:52,039 --> 00:45:55,599
Speaker 1: Nobody stopped on me either, Like I just fucking cut

856
00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:57,760
your relic FROMO and then he'll lose.

857
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:01,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, what was the long term lands here? So e y,

858
00:46:01,400 --> 00:46:03,760
he just keeps making fun that Relic is Killers spell

859
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:05,800
backwards and he loses a lot.

860
00:46:06,159 --> 00:46:07,599
Speaker 1: Doesn't really do anything either.

861
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 2: He's gotta kill like that, Like the end goal would

862
00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:14,360
be he's got to kill Eric Young right, like that

863
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:23,840
would make Yeah, but yeah, forget about it.

864
00:46:25,639 --> 00:46:27,199
Speaker 3: He makes ey sleep with the fishes.

865
00:46:27,960 --> 00:46:34,400
Speaker 1: Yeah. Cast two weeks ago, you defeated Black Rain, and

866
00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:37,119
now you're a guest against Relic. Are you up for

867
00:46:37,159 --> 00:46:40,440
the challenge? Which is a fucking crazy question. I mean, like,

868
00:46:40,719 --> 00:46:42,599
who the funk would not be up for the challenge?

869
00:46:42,639 --> 00:46:43,599
Relics suck.

870
00:46:45,599 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 3: Champion. I just want to make sure we get that clear.

871
00:46:47,760 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jillie thil didn't mention me, but I'm also a

872
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:50,559
fucking pillar here.

873
00:46:50,559 --> 00:46:56,599
Speaker 3: He's sort of a bit you know that I should

874
00:46:56,599 --> 00:46:57,199
have started.

875
00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:05,559
Speaker 1: Comes in it says, holy funk, that's killers backwards, dude,

876
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:11,079
that's Johnny stream Bowley. This guy that's sucking gold dust.

877
00:47:12,519 --> 00:47:14,519
Speaker 3: Wait what Yeah.

878
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:21,639
Speaker 1: The fucking golden dust w w F Johnny Shrow Bully

879
00:47:21,679 --> 00:47:25,079
and gold Dust.

880
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,840
Speaker 2: W w's Johnny Stram Bowley w c.

881
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:33,920
Speaker 3: W's dust and Roads. He's in seven. I didn't always

882
00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:34,599
kill his career.

883
00:47:36,079 --> 00:47:41,119
Speaker 1: He's right, the other gimmings real like a golden shoul walking. Hey,

884
00:47:41,199 --> 00:47:43,239
fucking you, Hey.

885
00:47:43,079 --> 00:47:49,280
Speaker 3: Guys, forget about it. That thing.

886
00:47:50,880 --> 00:47:57,079
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't mean. Oh, so fucking Kauzarian says,

887
00:47:57,079 --> 00:47:58,639
you know all this nonsense, I went through a black

888
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,480
rain dustin. Oh my god, he does say dust in here.

889
00:48:01,519 --> 00:48:06,199
I forgot that. He calls him dust. That all started

890
00:48:06,199 --> 00:48:08,920
in a match I had against Relish a couple of

891
00:48:08,960 --> 00:48:11,320
months ago. Yeah, I think we should keep fucking burying

892
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:20,880
this guy. So pay off tremendously. So fucking Eric Young

893
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:23,280
runs up and he says, Frankie, Frankie, I'm glad I

894
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:25,280
caught you. You know, he's a real life monster man brother,

895
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,400
Like that's killer spelled backwards. You can't go out there.

896
00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:29,519
He almost killed me. He's gonna do stuff too. He's

897
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:31,519
gonna eat your heart out, he's gonna eat your brains.

898
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,760
Because Aaron slaps him and says, Eric, uh, I don't

899
00:48:35,800 --> 00:48:37,800
know what he fucking his middle name is here, Eric

900
00:48:38,119 --> 00:48:41,480
cocka mill young, will you calm down? Because Aaron says,

901
00:48:41,519 --> 00:48:45,039
he's a guy. He's a wrestler, he's Italian, he's a man.

902
00:48:45,159 --> 00:48:48,159
Like you about it him.

903
00:48:48,920 --> 00:48:49,639
Speaker 3: He's just a guy.

904
00:48:49,679 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 2: He's not really a killer. He's just a dude.

905
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:55,039
Speaker 1: He's a totally normal guy. And e says killer backwards

906
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,719
because says, okay.

907
00:48:58,400 --> 00:49:00,000
Speaker 3: You know this guy if you know what the under

908
00:49:00,079 --> 00:49:00,719
a taker.

909
00:49:01,760 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: Dude, he mother f and bomb Rikishi and it was awesome.

910
00:49:04,519 --> 00:49:08,239
Like I mean like no, was I ever going to

911
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:13,199
really fucking take relic serious? No, but like this is

912
00:49:13,360 --> 00:49:17,639
funny that they created this dude, like he's just they

913
00:49:17,639 --> 00:49:19,559
were like, ah, fuck it, like we've already been through

914
00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:21,960
the abyss stuff. Who gives a ship's.

915
00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 2: Called him the relish and make.

916
00:49:23,599 --> 00:49:26,440
Speaker 3: Actually don't even know why they thought this would work.

917
00:49:27,119 --> 00:49:27,960
Speaker 1: Like I don't know either.

918
00:49:28,039 --> 00:49:30,440
Speaker 3: I'm trying to wrap my brain around it. Like Jim

919
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:34,239
Cornett didn't like say, hey, guys, maybe fucking not like

920
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:35,159
this is stupid.

921
00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 1: Maybe that was one of that. He was just like,

922
00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,920
I fin there's only so many battles I can win.

923
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,679
I'm not gonna fight the relic fight.

924
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:46,039
Speaker 3: So we go backstage, Jim Cornette and Chris Dorr here

925
00:49:46,039 --> 00:49:50,360
with Samoa. Joe. Joe is in jeans with the glasses.

926
00:49:51,400 --> 00:49:54,360
Speaker 1: Joe is chilled out crazy. I mean, he's big time

927
00:49:54,400 --> 00:50:00,760
here and he's at the desk and that's funny.

928
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 2: We're getting there. We're getting there.

929
00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, well the match that we get is fantastic too, Joe.

930
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,880
For the past few weeks now we're trying to do

931
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:12,320
the ceremony in public, and maybe that's where what's been wrong.

932
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:13,960
You know, there's so many things and go wrong in public,

933
00:50:13,960 --> 00:50:16,039
and that's why now we're in private. The door is locked.

934
00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:18,480
Matt Morgan kred Angle Christian on the other side of

935
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:20,199
the complex. This place is harder to break into than

936
00:50:20,239 --> 00:50:22,440
Fort Knox, staring an air rate. All we have to

937
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,880
do is have you a fix your signature onto this

938
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:27,840
contract and you'll be a legally bounty and a wrestler

939
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,599
for the next five years on your terms. So Joe says, Jimmy,

940
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:34,920
I want to thank me just Yetting Cornett says, fuck,

941
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:38,239
what do you want from me? What do you want?

942
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:40,719
And josephs, hey, chill out, Hill before you blow out.

943
00:50:41,239 --> 00:50:43,880
Come to few realizations. Maybe it's nothing to do with

944
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:45,840
that paper, and it's nothing to do with any of this,

945
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:49,519
but I want to be TNA World champion. Cornets, I've

946
00:50:49,519 --> 00:50:52,920
given you and Jose's gave me a shot. That telet

947
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:55,320
shot doesn't mean anything. I'm giving a fair shot, and

948
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:57,599
as long as the Angle lines is around, I'm never

949
00:50:57,639 --> 00:50:59,800
gonna get that fair shot. Jimmy so a destination X

950
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,800
my self, Kevin ash Christian Cage. We'll take care of

951
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,079
the Angle Alliance, and then I want my title shot

952
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,960
in corner, says Dad. Joe signs that contract and Joe

953
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:15,960
says not exactly, and Jess hear me out after taking

954
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:17,960
out the Angle Lionce and I've secured my title shot.

955
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:20,880
After try I get what I want. Jimmy at Lockdown,

956
00:51:21,239 --> 00:51:23,519
when I have hurt in the cage, there's nobody left

957
00:51:23,519 --> 00:51:25,679
to get in my way, and I become teena champion.

958
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:29,360
I will fix my signature to that contract. And if

959
00:51:29,400 --> 00:51:32,480
I'm not TNA champion after lockdown, there's not much use

960
00:51:32,519 --> 00:51:33,480
of me being here anyways.

961
00:51:33,599 --> 00:51:35,199
Speaker 3: And put me in the relic mask.

962
00:51:37,119 --> 00:51:41,079
Speaker 1: Joe, Joe, we can't make your relic. We've already killed that.

963
00:51:43,639 --> 00:51:46,440
Speaker 3: I want a shame, Jimmy.

964
00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 1: I do this every day in my life. Speaking of

965
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,000
not a bad angle, by the way, I actually don't

966
00:51:55,000 --> 00:51:57,639
mind this angle at all. Like, you know that Joe's

967
00:51:57,639 --> 00:51:59,519
a big prospect of the trying to sign. He's not

968
00:51:59,559 --> 00:52:01,760
trying to sign unless ships on his terms, and he

969
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:04,400
feels like his value is only as champion, and he'd

970
00:52:04,480 --> 00:52:06,559
rather not be here if he's not champion. I like

971
00:52:06,559 --> 00:52:06,840
all this.

972
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I put him up a big So we

973
00:52:09,079 --> 00:52:11,320
have Relic Versus Kazarian up next.

974
00:52:12,559 --> 00:52:12,880
Speaker 1: Hippy.

975
00:52:14,239 --> 00:52:17,159
Speaker 3: Please keep in mind, everybody, that Relic is killer spelled backwards.

976
00:52:17,199 --> 00:52:19,639
And this is Johnny Strambowley and he's a regular dude.

977
00:52:20,679 --> 00:52:23,519
Told me this is a regular man wrestling. He's just a.

978
00:52:23,519 --> 00:52:27,679
Speaker 2: Man who can be defeated by as right here tonight.

979
00:52:27,480 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 3: Infall for Relics.

980
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:36,320
Speaker 2: Did you guys know that cast spelled backwards is zach.

981
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:44,000
Speaker 1: Shit? You know, hey, my doing how you do it.

982
00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:47,559
I also like that Relic comes out with a different

983
00:52:47,639 --> 00:52:49,639
mask on and takes it off to show another mask.

984
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 2: Very nice, regular person.

985
00:52:52,519 --> 00:52:56,079
Speaker 1: You know, maybe the mask is the mask we met

986
00:52:56,079 --> 00:52:58,320
along the way, right fellas true?

987
00:53:00,039 --> 00:53:03,599
Speaker 3: Well no, So Kaz comes out with a crazy jacket.

988
00:53:05,199 --> 00:53:08,320
It's got like green and gray on it. I don't

989
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,960
know what he was going for, especially when your face

990
00:53:12,119 --> 00:53:15,280
gets a guy relic, I mean, like, what's crazier? Really

991
00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:16,800
he could be a killer, We don't know.

992
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:19,599
Speaker 1: He's a zack spelled backwards.

993
00:53:20,599 --> 00:53:24,400
Speaker 3: Relics Relics name card on t n A also has

994
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:25,400
the K backwards.

995
00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,880
Speaker 1: Oh funk. That's how you know you got to spell

996
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,800
it backwards. They really kind of hammered this home.

997
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,159
Speaker 3: Well, if you spelled it backwards now with the K backwards,

998
00:53:33,159 --> 00:53:34,079
this wouldn't work.

999
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:39,239
Speaker 2: You k again, it'd be all silly. Well it's like

1000
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,000
chronic with the backwards kid, you know, Oh right, it

1001
00:53:43,079 --> 00:53:46,079
worked for the Relics. Really, Relic just really likes weed.

1002
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,159
He's a big weed guy.

1003
00:53:53,519 --> 00:53:56,199
Speaker 3: So Kaz runs it Relic and Relic goozles him and

1004
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:59,039
backs them to the corner. Kaz gets to the apron

1005
00:53:59,079 --> 00:54:02,280
and tries to get in, but Relic stares at him.

1006
00:54:02,119 --> 00:54:04,519
Speaker 1: And Kaz isn't intimidated at all by this, because this

1007
00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:05,280
is a normal man.

1008
00:54:05,760 --> 00:54:08,679
Speaker 3: Kaz tries to forearm Relic, but he doesn't budge, so

1009
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:12,320
he starts kicking him, and uh then he does budge.

1010
00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:17,719
Speaker 1: It's fucking really hard to break this guy down.

1011
00:54:19,440 --> 00:54:24,239
Speaker 2: Kiss moves, so Kaz takes a Brett buckle and Relic screams.

1012
00:54:24,679 --> 00:54:26,880
Speaker 3: Relic tries to lock in the Cobra clutch, but Kaz

1013
00:54:26,920 --> 00:54:30,079
fights out. Kaz then does the Piper and Brett corner

1014
00:54:30,119 --> 00:54:32,480
flip pin. I think it's cool that they watch a

1015
00:54:32,519 --> 00:54:34,679
lot of old wrestling, Relic, dude, I like it.

1016
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:37,400
Speaker 2: The Brett chest bump in the corner and then does

1017
00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:39,800
the Brett pin out of the million dollars due.

1018
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:42,360
Speaker 3: Right, dude, right, Relic was like really going for that

1019
00:54:42,400 --> 00:54:49,480
million dollar dream. Kaz ends up pinning Relic, so he

1020
00:54:49,559 --> 00:54:50,920
beats him.

1021
00:54:51,079 --> 00:54:51,519
Speaker 1: Damn it.

1022
00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,360
Speaker 3: Black Rain is now here and he has his weapon,

1023
00:54:54,519 --> 00:54:58,519
Darkness Falls and his wig right.

1024
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,639
Speaker 1: Which which, dude, Okay, so like Kauzaran's not afraid of

1025
00:55:02,639 --> 00:55:05,559
anybody here. Black Ring runs out with Darkness Falls with

1026
00:55:05,639 --> 00:55:07,599
It's just like a fucking hammer, I think, or a

1027
00:55:07,639 --> 00:55:11,960
scythe and screens you're all black outfit and a wig on.

1028
00:55:12,039 --> 00:55:13,719
He gets in the ring with a weapon and Kazarian

1029
00:55:13,840 --> 00:55:15,360
full charges him and starts kicking his.

1030
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,800
Speaker 3: This is this is this is like not as intimidating

1031
00:55:20,800 --> 00:55:24,840
as gold Dust would be, even gold Dust was an

1032
00:55:24,519 --> 00:55:30,719
a champion who was Black Rain good Man, I was

1033
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,880
champion fed. That's more scary than Black Rain who loses

1034
00:55:34,880 --> 00:55:36,800
all his matches and hits people with the hammer.

1035
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 1: At least seven least floated to the ring.

1036
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,559
Speaker 3: That's got a good prom with his dad, yeah, and

1037
00:55:43,599 --> 00:55:48,519
then fed somebody bunch on burritos, Rick Claire donkey and

1038
00:55:48,559 --> 00:55:49,400
then whatever.

1039
00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:53,000
Speaker 2: Is a donkey donkey and.

1040
00:55:56,079 --> 00:55:58,320
Speaker 3: His was Yeah.

1041
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:01,199
Speaker 2: I mean this, dude, this dude, darkness falls with the.

1042
00:56:03,039 --> 00:56:03,960
Speaker 1: Why is it happening?

1043
00:56:04,159 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 3: Like this is not scary at all time? Like I

1044
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:10,039
see this, dude, I'm winding up the biggest right look

1045
00:56:10,079 --> 00:56:14,599
of all time, Like you're not getting away from me. Well,

1046
00:56:14,679 --> 00:56:18,440
we go backstage with Crystal. I mean it's been yes,

1047
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:23,599
it's been about six and a half minutes. It's about

1048
00:56:23,639 --> 00:56:25,679
time to give back your Crystal. Crystal is here with

1049
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:28,920
Booker T. I wrote down here, Wow, I wrote down

1050
00:56:28,960 --> 00:56:31,119
There is way too much fucking talking on this show.

1051
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:33,119
Speaker 1: Dude, you didn't even get the half of it. And

1052
00:56:33,119 --> 00:56:37,760
we're like, yeah, you're right to be done. And Crystal says, Booker,

1053
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:39,880
what do you think I'm darkness falls the weapon?

1054
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 3: Oh I thought that was a schizophrenic.

1055
00:56:43,039 --> 00:56:47,480
Speaker 1: No, that's wrong, that's the sick right. Crystal says, what's

1056
00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:49,960
your mind? Son? Robert Rude in the match that decimated

1057
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,159
the next you think we have to concentrate on credent

1058
00:56:52,400 --> 00:56:55,840
night and Booker says, oh, yeah, expecting unexpected. My first

1059
00:56:55,840 --> 00:56:59,679
singles title came because Rick Martell forgot his boots and

1060
00:56:59,719 --> 00:57:01,480
I had to step in and become the first World

1061
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,519
TV champion. Well it's not Tay. Leave Rick fucking Martell alone.

1062
00:57:04,559 --> 00:57:06,519
He had a good run there. I thought we we

1063
00:57:06,639 --> 00:57:09,159
Actually that wasn't this year. That was must have been

1064
00:57:09,239 --> 00:57:11,800
last year. We watched like that Booker t Rick Martel

1065
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:13,039
angle and.

1066
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:13,760
Speaker 3: It was awesome.

1067
00:57:14,039 --> 00:57:16,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was very good. So Booker says, as far

1068
00:57:16,159 --> 00:57:18,679
as Bobby Rude, Suga didn't show up tonight, but I

1069
00:57:18,679 --> 00:57:20,679
have been assured by Jim Cornette if he doesn't show

1070
00:57:20,719 --> 00:57:23,559
up next week, he will be suspended indefinitely. And I

1071
00:57:23,559 --> 00:57:25,760
know he can't use that because he can use a

1072
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:28,920
new robe and Bobby Rude, you're gonna get yours, But

1073
00:57:29,000 --> 00:57:31,880
tonight it's on like neck Bode Suger.

1074
00:57:32,840 --> 00:57:35,920
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, I gotta give it to Booker here. He

1075
00:57:36,039 --> 00:57:39,119
still cared about TNA. This was about the only time

1076
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:40,800
that he did. I remember he said he wanted to

1077
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,199
come into TNA. Well, whether this was true or not

1078
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,480
is up to the man himself, but I remember hearing

1079
00:57:45,639 --> 00:57:47,440
about that Booker wanted to come to TNA and work

1080
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:50,199
the young guys. Obviously that changes. He becomes the Legends

1081
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:54,360
Champion and it all works non young guys, and also

1082
00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:57,559
becomes the Tag Tea Champions too, always Steyer.

1083
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 1: So I gotta say, James, Booker and Steiner a great

1084
00:58:01,880 --> 00:58:03,800
tag team that a lot of people should remember as

1085
00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:04,639
a tag team together.

1086
00:58:04,840 --> 00:58:07,280
Speaker 3: Right, they had about a ninety day rain or so.

1087
00:58:07,880 --> 00:58:09,119
Speaker 1: Hey, some people don't even get that.

1088
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:11,519
Speaker 3: So we got to a pre tape. Barry Scott puts

1089
00:58:11,519 --> 00:58:13,639
over Abyss with a great voiceover job.

1090
00:58:14,280 --> 00:58:16,039
Speaker 1: It is great, actually a BES hype video, and he

1091
00:58:16,119 --> 00:58:19,119
talks about the dark secrets that ABIs Karriity finally realizing

1092
00:58:19,239 --> 00:58:20,840
James Mitchell, the man who controlled him for all these

1093
00:58:20,920 --> 00:58:25,239
years was in fact his biological father. Against all odds,

1094
00:58:25,239 --> 00:58:27,199
he pushed himself to the point in overturn, defeating the

1095
00:58:27,239 --> 00:58:30,199
forces that controlled him once and for on, with nothing

1096
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:32,000
left to hide. The man behind the mask is gonna

1097
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:34,239
be in W two K twenty five DC get.

1098
00:58:34,039 --> 00:58:40,760
Speaker 3: It, Yes, yes, and Abyss will fight Tyresee.

1099
00:58:40,360 --> 00:58:49,800
Speaker 1: Halliburn Abyss against great colleague for the DVW World Championship. Well,

1100
00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,840
he also says in a surprise turn last week. On

1101
00:58:51,880 --> 00:58:54,079
top of all that, he says, Abyss turned his back

1102
00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:55,320
on the six side of the ring because it was

1103
00:58:55,320 --> 00:58:57,880
shitting to bump in and left the impact zone abruptly.

1104
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,400
Speaker 3: Will he faced on your taker? Right, Rasmia?

1105
00:59:03,159 --> 00:59:07,679
Speaker 1: What happened to Rhode kill? Perhaps there's more to this

1106
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:10,639
man than the monster that lives inside. I mean, good

1107
00:59:10,679 --> 00:59:12,199
video here, right, I enjoyed.

1108
00:59:11,880 --> 00:59:16,679
Speaker 3: It, good video. I hated them trying to humanize Abyss.

1109
00:59:17,000 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: I can't stand that. That's like my least favorite monster

1110
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:22,119
trope I think.

1111
00:59:22,199 --> 00:59:24,519
Speaker 3: Takes the mask off, it walks out like Spider Man.

1112
00:59:25,360 --> 00:59:30,519
Oh man, this is really my life? Am I going

1113
00:59:30,599 --> 00:59:32,280
to have to face Black Rain and Relic when I

1114
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:32,679
get back?

1115
00:59:34,039 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 1: I already did, already, No, I have to face Black

1116
00:59:39,519 --> 00:59:42,159
Rain Relic and Judas Messias.

1117
00:59:41,559 --> 00:59:44,519
Speaker 3: A w W.

1118
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:51,360
Speaker 1: I want to Jack Schager now, Jackschacker please.

1119
00:59:52,159 --> 00:59:54,559
Speaker 3: So we have Mike Today and Don West who run

1120
00:59:54,639 --> 00:59:57,119
down the rest of the night, including a team three

1121
00:59:57,159 --> 00:59:57,679
D way.

1122
00:59:57,599 --> 01:00:01,400
Speaker 1: In mm and uh yeah today I had an interview

1123
01:00:01,440 --> 01:00:03,119
with Rhino and Team three D are fat as ship

1124
01:00:03,199 --> 01:00:04,280
can they get below twoes?

1125
01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:09,320
Speaker 3: So we have Sonjay Dutt versus Johnny Devine versus P. D.

1126
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:13,920
Williams in a number one contender three way fuck.

1127
01:00:14,039 --> 01:00:16,280
Speaker 1: Yes, for your mind, for your mind, for your mind,

1128
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:19,719
for your mind. That's awesome. I love this entrance.

1129
01:00:20,000 --> 01:00:22,719
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sonja comes out with a tambourine and a vase

1130
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:23,440
that is smoking.

1131
01:00:24,079 --> 01:00:27,079
Speaker 1: Mmm. I mean good luck, cool gimmick. We should make

1132
01:00:27,159 --> 01:00:28,440
him lose well.

1133
01:00:28,519 --> 01:00:32,599
Speaker 3: P D. Williams comes out and he's maple leaf muscle dude.

1134
01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:36,239
Speaker 1: This is Chris Masters, like his song is Chris Masters.

1135
01:00:37,639 --> 01:00:40,440
The fuck is going on here? Also, Johnny Divine is

1136
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:45,519
Brian Myers. Don't put him in there with AJ please please.

1137
01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,440
Speaker 3: So Steiner faced PD and even though he cheated to

1138
01:00:50,480 --> 01:00:52,679
beat him, he gave him respect after.

1139
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:56,000
Speaker 1: The match, yes, which was you know, of course nice

1140
01:00:56,000 --> 01:01:01,960
and uh patfelt victim to the newest freaking RockA gon

1141
01:01:02,599 --> 01:01:05,800
and uh yeah and there. But Steiner liked what he

1142
01:01:05,880 --> 01:01:08,079
saw of young make believe muscle.

1143
01:01:08,360 --> 01:01:11,199
Speaker 3: Well, Johnny Divine hot starts on both guys, but they

1144
01:01:11,199 --> 01:01:14,320
get up on him pretty quickly. Here Johnny Devine goes

1145
01:01:14,440 --> 01:01:17,440
up the ramp and Steiner is there with his number

1146
01:01:17,440 --> 01:01:22,320
one freak rocke con Sanja hits a springboard whoope cushion,

1147
01:01:22,360 --> 01:01:23,719
but Divine breaks up the pin.

1148
01:01:24,360 --> 01:01:28,119
Speaker 2: It was that she was on my face.

1149
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,239
Speaker 3: Audio tird nuggets.

1150
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:34,679
Speaker 1: Drop of the dime. But the drop of the dime

1151
01:01:34,719 --> 01:01:35,800
was the splash, wasn't it?

1152
01:01:36,039 --> 01:01:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah that's right? Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, Well I love

1153
01:01:39,079 --> 01:01:40,440
the springboard whoope cushion.

1154
01:01:43,119 --> 01:01:44,159
Speaker 1: Earthquake should have did.

1155
01:01:44,079 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 3: It, dude, that would have fucking been nuts.

1156
01:01:46,320 --> 01:01:47,360
Speaker 1: Roadkill could have did it.

1157
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:52,039
Speaker 3: One hundred from the middle to. Sanja hits a springboard

1158
01:01:52,079 --> 01:01:54,880
whoope cushion, but Johnny Devine breaks up the pin. Scott

1159
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:57,639
Steiner is watching outside the ring right now, smiling, having

1160
01:01:57,679 --> 01:02:01,159
a good time. Hits a co breaker on Divine and

1161
01:02:01,199 --> 01:02:03,880
then throws Sonja out of the ring, and then Scott

1162
01:02:03,920 --> 01:02:06,960
Seiner punches Johnny Divine in the head. Pete then rolls

1163
01:02:07,000 --> 01:02:08,320
up Johnny Divine and wins.

1164
01:02:08,639 --> 01:02:12,599
Speaker 1: No Destroyer, no nothing, it was Scott Steiner Destroyer.

1165
01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:14,800
Speaker 3: What the fuck he could have hit him in the

1166
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,639
face man, and just just hit the Canadian Destroyer.

1167
01:02:17,599 --> 01:02:20,159
Speaker 1: Just like fucking sold into it, right, Yeah, that's what

1168
01:02:20,199 --> 01:02:22,679
I was thinking. But no inside cradle for the win.

1169
01:02:22,800 --> 01:02:25,400
And then Steiner and his newest freak number one freak

1170
01:02:25,480 --> 01:02:28,320
Roka Khan get into the ring and Pete puts his

1171
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,199
hands up. He's looking for a fight. He thinks Steiner's

1172
01:02:30,199 --> 01:02:34,599
about to jump his ass, and Scott says, Scott tells him,

1173
01:02:34,599 --> 01:02:35,760
you come with me, and you're going to the top,

1174
01:02:36,280 --> 01:02:39,159
and he sends his hand to Pete. Pete thinks about.

1175
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:45,760
Speaker 4: It top of one at the top of the food chade,

1176
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:52,119
and Pete takes a handshake, and such is the beginning

1177
01:02:52,159 --> 01:02:54,400
of a legendary run here for Pete Williams.

1178
01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:56,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, it is legendary. It's the one I

1179
01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,440
think about the most, which is funny.

1180
01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,159
Speaker 1: I mean, like I know him as the Canadian Destroyer

1181
01:03:01,239 --> 01:03:05,639
and then like my brain immediately goes, fuck you every.

1182
01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:07,480
Speaker 2: Time I get stop looking at that smile.

1183
01:03:09,239 --> 01:03:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I mean him being Minnie Scott Steiner was

1184
01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:18,440
fucking fantastic. Like yeah, So.

1185
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:22,079
Speaker 3: We go to the JB cam. JB is filming AJ

1186
01:03:22,280 --> 01:03:24,159
and Karen together at dinner tonight.

1187
01:03:24,360 --> 01:03:27,119
Speaker 1: The honeymoon has begun, and JB's behind the camera as

1188
01:03:27,159 --> 01:03:29,719
James says, and Karen and AJ are somewhere, and Karen

1189
01:03:29,760 --> 01:03:31,920
turns back and looks at JB and says, JAB, you

1190
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,840
getting this And JB says, am I getting this, Karen?

1191
01:03:35,239 --> 01:03:37,000
If you're doing us to get back a card, I

1192
01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:38,800
got a real problem with this. You're gonna hurt this guy.

1193
01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:42,199
Karen says, JB's shut the fuck up, do your job.

1194
01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,360
And AJ comes back and says, hey, we can sit anywhere.

1195
01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,119
Is this cool and pulls a chout for her and

1196
01:03:47,119 --> 01:03:50,079
she says, oh my gosh, and AJ sits down and says, listen,

1197
01:03:50,079 --> 01:03:52,679
I got some stuff to light in the mood. I mean,

1198
01:03:52,679 --> 01:03:55,360
this is just like a fucking like fastod restaurant there.

1199
01:03:55,440 --> 01:03:57,000
Speaker 2: Do you look like a deli or like a I

1200
01:03:57,039 --> 01:03:59,440
don't even know, like a.

1201
01:03:58,760 --> 01:04:01,119
Speaker 1: Subway or some out ever say the name of it?

1202
01:04:01,159 --> 01:04:01,599
Do they?

1203
01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:03,639
Speaker 2: No, they don't think. So this is like a little

1204
01:04:03,679 --> 01:04:04,599
sit down nderworld.

1205
01:04:05,039 --> 01:04:07,159
Speaker 3: That ship was probably definitely in the park or something.

1206
01:04:08,079 --> 01:04:11,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it felt like yeah. So AJ says, I got

1207
01:04:11,239 --> 01:04:12,719
some stuff light in the mood, and he pulls out

1208
01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,320
a candle and he likes it and says, oh, a

1209
01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:17,039
J you're so sweet. And he says, oh fuck, he

1210
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:20,039
burned his head and he just says, I got more

1211
01:04:20,039 --> 01:04:22,119
stuff though, and he pulls out some flowers and says

1212
01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:25,079
these are for you. And Karen takes someone says well,

1213
01:04:25,119 --> 01:04:27,559
these aren't real, and it just says, well, the real

1214
01:04:27,599 --> 01:04:29,760
ones will die. These want will last you forever. This

1215
01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:34,840
guy's a limit. It is all right. Listen, I got

1216
01:04:34,840 --> 01:04:36,679
something else for you, and he hands it to her

1217
01:04:36,880 --> 01:04:40,119
and Karen laughs in and says the snow globe. And

1218
01:04:40,119 --> 01:04:42,840
he just says, yeah, you don't understand.

1219
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, these are precious to me.

1220
01:04:44,679 --> 01:04:45,960
Speaker 1: Let me tell you a story able to help you out.

1221
01:04:45,960 --> 01:04:48,440
When I grew up in Gainesville, we never ever had

1222
01:04:48,480 --> 01:04:50,840
snow ever. Up until I was like five, I was

1223
01:04:50,880 --> 01:04:53,360
praying for snow. I wanted snow, And on Christmas Eve,

1224
01:04:53,559 --> 01:04:56,559
I prayed harder than I ever prayed before. Please Lord,

1225
01:04:56,880 --> 01:04:59,159
I need this snow. I need it more than anything

1226
01:04:59,360 --> 01:05:01,880
I needed to pay by a snow bill. And Christmas

1227
01:05:01,880 --> 01:05:04,119
morning I wake up and I run on the window

1228
01:05:04,599 --> 01:05:07,000
no snow. And I turn around and there's my grammy.

1229
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,639
She says, hey, a J, I know you wanted snow,

1230
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,719
so I got you snow and gave me the snow globe.

1231
01:05:12,719 --> 01:05:14,880
And as long as you have this, you have snow

1232
01:05:14,920 --> 01:05:17,119
anytime you want. So it's really precious to me and

1233
01:05:17,159 --> 01:05:18,639
I want you to have it. And cares like, oh

1234
01:05:18,679 --> 01:05:20,639
my gosh, did you give me that from your grandmother?

1235
01:05:21,079 --> 01:05:23,480
And he says, as long as you have the snow globe,

1236
01:05:23,679 --> 01:05:27,000
you always have me. Oh my god, it's so fucking sweet,

1237
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:29,639
Like yeah, what what an emotional moment. And then he

1238
01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:31,400
just said, all right, who's on grandma? You on ground

1239
01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:33,719
fucking star. Let's you guys got that steak of gravy?

1240
01:05:34,119 --> 01:05:41,119
Speaker 3: Yes, you guys got that steak of gravy. Yes, let's

1241
01:05:41,159 --> 01:05:41,599
do it.

1242
01:05:41,719 --> 01:05:50,039
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, man, this is fantastic, fantastic. AJ is so

1243
01:05:50,159 --> 01:05:50,800
dumb and.

1244
01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,159
Speaker 2: Every time, every time he's like sweet and that, he

1245
01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,400
just ruins it immediately, which is awesome.

1246
01:05:55,519 --> 01:05:59,559
Speaker 1: He's a goofball man. Yeah, it's awesome. Got steak gravy?

1247
01:06:00,159 --> 01:06:03,320
Speaker 2: Yes, so awesome. We'll take tuesday gravy right now, bring

1248
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:03,679
him up.

1249
01:06:04,119 --> 01:06:05,280
Speaker 1: We're gonna get fat tonight.

1250
01:06:05,719 --> 01:06:08,239
Speaker 3: So we got to a Rhino exclusive interview where Mike

1251
01:06:08,280 --> 01:06:11,639
Today says down with Rhino and says, now, explain to me, Rhino,

1252
01:06:11,679 --> 01:06:13,639
why the fuck you left TNA. Buddy?

1253
01:06:14,119 --> 01:06:19,199
Speaker 1: Oh I'm an alcoholic today. Okay, I'm back to you today.

1254
01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:25,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh all right, why do you say so?

1255
01:06:25,320 --> 01:06:26,960
Speaker 1: Yeah? So Today says it was just two weeks ago

1256
01:06:26,960 --> 01:06:28,039
when you were turning against all. I was like, I

1257
01:06:28,039 --> 01:06:30,800
gotta ask you what the story with your absence? And

1258
01:06:30,880 --> 01:06:33,519
Rhino says, sometimes in life you make mistakes and go

1259
01:06:33,599 --> 01:06:35,199
down the wrong path, and I needed to walk away

1260
01:06:35,239 --> 01:06:38,800
and look at myself and take care of me. Today says, oh, well,

1261
01:06:39,480 --> 01:06:41,760
fair enough, no show, That's fine. I wish I had

1262
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:44,119
some days off. Anyway, you have focus your attack on

1263
01:06:44,159 --> 01:06:47,159
one man, James Storm. You can consider James Storm responsible

1264
01:06:47,159 --> 01:06:49,480
for your absence, and Rhino says, I can't consider imresponsible.

1265
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:52,000
He influenced me, he made fun of my addiction I had,

1266
01:06:52,039 --> 01:06:55,639
but I can't blame him. And today this was a

1267
01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:58,440
weird fucking cut here Today says last week on Impact,

1268
01:06:58,440 --> 01:07:00,199
you made a challenge, and then there's an abrupt cut

1269
01:07:00,199 --> 01:07:04,360
and he says, for Destination X challenge to James Storm

1270
01:07:04,599 --> 01:07:07,480
for quite simply the most dangerous match in TENA Elevation X.

1271
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:10,199
You realize that you are equally at risk as James

1272
01:07:10,239 --> 01:07:12,800
Storm is. Huh and Ryel says, yeah, for sure. Am

1273
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:15,440
I gonna be afraid up there? Yeah? But I'm gonna

1274
01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:17,519
block that out and get revenge. And a dirt bag

1275
01:07:17,559 --> 01:07:19,559
like him needs to be stopped. And sometimes you got

1276
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:21,440
to stand up and be a man and do something

1277
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,440
you don't want to do, like wrestle your DNA. But

1278
01:07:24,519 --> 01:07:27,719
at Destination X, James Storm is gonna fall, but he

1279
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:30,960
won't get up. He's gonna dark this fall.

1280
01:07:31,400 --> 01:07:33,599
Speaker 3: Why didn't we go over the fact that Rhino won

1281
01:07:33,639 --> 01:07:34,480
one of these before?

1282
01:07:35,039 --> 01:07:36,519
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I guess it wasn't important.

1283
01:07:36,920 --> 01:07:39,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they didn't bring that up.

1284
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:41,960
Speaker 1: Well yeah, Rhino didn't say, Hey, man, like I've been

1285
01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:44,039
in this and I like I thought I was gonna die.

1286
01:07:44,119 --> 01:07:46,079
And that's why I'm doing it again because I want

1287
01:07:46,199 --> 01:07:46,880
him to die.

1288
01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:53,519
Speaker 3: I love the thrill, the sexual thrill. So we go backstage,

1289
01:07:53,599 --> 01:07:57,840
Curryman and Shark Boy are here with Crystal, and Crystal

1290
01:07:57,920 --> 01:07:59,960
welcomes Curryman to TNA from Japan.

1291
01:08:00,400 --> 01:08:03,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she says, uh, welcome to TNA and Curryman

1292
01:08:03,480 --> 01:08:06,960
stares at her, and then his music hits and the

1293
01:08:07,039 --> 01:08:09,840
lights start going party mode, and he starts fucking dancing crazy,

1294
01:08:10,159 --> 01:08:12,639
and then Crystal staring at him, and Crystal starts dancing

1295
01:08:12,639 --> 01:08:14,760
crazy as shit. Then Curryman cuts the music and says

1296
01:08:14,800 --> 01:08:20,960
conichiwa King of Spice DEAs kobashi kenta adaka goto because

1297
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:25,720
I must a, and Christl says, what the fuck the

1298
01:08:25,880 --> 01:08:26,760
fuck did you say?

1299
01:08:27,239 --> 01:08:30,119
Speaker 3: The part of this is I I expected Shark Boy

1300
01:08:30,159 --> 01:08:32,680
to be able to understand what he was saying here,

1301
01:08:33,199 --> 01:08:36,319
but then it cuts to Shark Boy and he's stone

1302
01:08:36,359 --> 01:08:39,039
cold and he says, what the hell? Side I don't

1303
01:08:39,079 --> 01:08:39,840
know what he's saying?

1304
01:08:42,520 --> 01:08:45,079
Speaker 1: Says, what the hell he's just saying? Shark Boy says,

1305
01:08:45,359 --> 01:08:51,439
what what am I a damn international translator? He better

1306
01:08:51,520 --> 01:08:55,159
been talking about whipping somebody's ass tonight, or else I'm

1307
01:08:55,159 --> 01:08:58,159
gonna stomp a mudhole on that stupid looking hat on

1308
01:08:58,199 --> 01:09:00,800
his head. I could tell you that much. Curry Man

1309
01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:03,680
looks and it says Masawa mitsuru, knock on Maura shitske,

1310
01:09:04,239 --> 01:09:08,760
and Shark Boy says, what, as long as you got

1311
01:09:08,840 --> 01:09:11,039
there ready for a fight tonight, you're right with me,

1312
01:09:11,279 --> 01:09:13,399
and I don't care what language you speak, but you

1313
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:17,039
better go out there ready to whip somebody's ass gnashed

1314
01:09:17,119 --> 01:09:21,600
the fishing line because Shark Boys said. So this is

1315
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:24,199
fucking ridiculous. All of this is fucking stupid.

1316
01:09:24,319 --> 01:09:26,640
Speaker 3: Sark Boy's kind of hard though, I.

1317
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:30,000
Speaker 1: Mean, shark boys nuts. And Curryman's English is he just knows, guys,

1318
01:09:30,000 --> 01:09:31,159
he's wrestled in Japan.

1319
01:09:31,760 --> 01:09:34,000
Speaker 3: I don't even know if I remember that being what

1320
01:09:34,079 --> 01:09:36,960
he said. I don't even really remember Curryman talking. Ever.

1321
01:09:37,560 --> 01:09:39,479
Speaker 1: I don't remember that at all either, But I like

1322
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:42,239
I might have just not caught it at the time though,

1323
01:09:42,319 --> 01:09:45,720
like yeah, sure, I mean Kobashi kenta is egregious, Like

1324
01:09:45,760 --> 01:09:47,399
I should have caught that, but like, yeah, I don't

1325
01:09:47,399 --> 01:09:49,479
remember him doing this at all. I just remember him

1326
01:09:49,680 --> 01:09:51,039
saying conici wa and dancing.

1327
01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:54,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, Curryman's gimmick is the scary movie ring gimmick. Yes,

1328
01:09:55,159 --> 01:09:57,960
he says names in places of Japanese things, and then

1329
01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:01,479
she responds with names and places of Japanese. Yeah, yeah, right,

1330
01:10:01,560 --> 01:10:04,079
So that's kind of his deal. Apparently he was. He

1331
01:10:04,119 --> 01:10:06,199
was really good friends with Liger at the time, and

1332
01:10:06,239 --> 01:10:08,079
it was supposed to be like a play on the

1333
01:10:08,079 --> 01:10:08,760
way he talks.

1334
01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:12,039
Speaker 1: But oh is that right? Okay? Yeah, I love uh.

1335
01:10:12,199 --> 01:10:14,920
I mean, and that's the fishing line is like super

1336
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:15,840
dialed in, dude.

1337
01:10:15,880 --> 01:10:18,159
Speaker 3: I mean, Shark Boy is killing this gimmick right now.

1338
01:10:18,199 --> 01:10:19,079
He's got the jacket.

1339
01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:22,399
Speaker 1: He should I was gonna say he should wrestle Relic.

1340
01:10:22,680 --> 01:10:28,319
They definitely do an angle with Relic, and sure, I think, sure,

1341
01:10:28,359 --> 01:10:29,800
that's fucking the end of his run.

1342
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,640
Speaker 3: Well, we have Shark Boy and Curry Man versus Team

1343
01:10:32,720 --> 01:10:34,640
three D with Johnny Devine.

1344
01:10:34,680 --> 01:10:37,199
Speaker 1: We get the triple camera for Curryman's est because he

1345
01:10:37,279 --> 01:10:38,640
dances a crazy You got to see all the shots

1346
01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:40,000
of it. Oh yeah, oh yeah? Oh fuck.

1347
01:10:40,159 --> 01:10:43,600
Speaker 3: Well the three the three squares stand for hot, Spicy,

1348
01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:44,640
and taste great.

1349
01:10:44,800 --> 01:10:47,960
Speaker 1: Ah, which is all that he is. He does do

1350
01:10:48,079 --> 01:10:48,319
all that.

1351
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:49,159
Speaker 3: Well.

1352
01:10:49,359 --> 01:10:49,479
Speaker 1: Uh.

1353
01:10:49,800 --> 01:10:52,199
Speaker 3: On the other end of the spectrum, here Devon looks

1354
01:10:52,199 --> 01:10:55,000
fucking insane, man, Dude, he's a real world.

1355
01:10:54,680 --> 01:10:58,359
Speaker 1: Beater, re ridiculous. I'm putting the fucking I'm putting all

1356
01:10:58,399 --> 01:10:59,680
the title on him. I don't know what it is,

1357
01:10:59,680 --> 01:11:01,079
but I'm put a title autumn.

1358
01:11:01,239 --> 01:11:04,319
Speaker 3: Well, last week Bubba didn't make the weight because he's fat,

1359
01:11:09,000 --> 01:11:13,039
and Bubba Curry man with the scale. Uh, and Devon

1360
01:11:13,159 --> 01:11:14,239
won the handicap match.

1361
01:11:14,600 --> 01:11:16,479
Speaker 1: Fucking son of a bit. Yeah, the weight limit is

1362
01:11:16,479 --> 01:11:18,760
two seventy five. So if you if you don't wig,

1363
01:11:18,880 --> 01:11:21,039
if one of the Dudleys did not weigh toesy, sorry,

1364
01:11:21,039 --> 01:11:22,319
one of the dead leaves Tony, I don't want to

1365
01:11:22,319 --> 01:11:24,479
fuck it up for you. Yes, please, they don't weigh

1366
01:11:24,520 --> 01:11:27,960
two seventy five, then that guy cannot be in the match.

1367
01:11:28,399 --> 01:11:30,840
Speaker 3: Well, we go to commercial and come back and Bubba

1368
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,560
Ray Dudley has to step on the scale.

1369
01:11:34,199 --> 01:11:36,159
Speaker 1: That must be scary. It's scary for me, so I

1370
01:11:36,159 --> 01:11:37,000
can't imagine how.

1371
01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:37,399
Speaker 2: It is for him.

1372
01:11:37,399 --> 01:11:39,800
Speaker 1: And today he says he's just trying to suck in

1373
01:11:39,800 --> 01:11:41,960
his gut to make that two seventy five weight limit. Wow.

1374
01:11:42,000 --> 01:11:43,600
If that's how that fucking works, that's awesome.

1375
01:11:43,640 --> 01:11:44,199
Speaker 3: Wish.

1376
01:11:44,439 --> 01:11:46,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, holy shit, I would do that all the time.

1377
01:11:46,039 --> 01:11:49,479
Speaker 3: Bubba's like raving, praying hands, and Earl Hebner's like, you're

1378
01:11:49,479 --> 01:11:51,000
gonna be good, You're gonna be good.

1379
01:11:51,600 --> 01:11:54,279
Speaker 1: He's gonna pass out. He's like deep breathing.

1380
01:11:54,359 --> 01:11:56,119
Speaker 3: And Earl Hebner gives him the double thumbs up.

1381
01:11:56,199 --> 01:11:59,119
Speaker 1: He made it. He fucking did it. He weighs two

1382
01:11:59,199 --> 01:12:02,119
seventy five or less. I assume this is and Today says, well,

1383
01:12:02,119 --> 01:12:06,000
there's another scale this week, and uh, Devon Stevon starting now.

1384
01:12:06,039 --> 01:12:08,159
And Devon gets on the scale, and I mean Devon,

1385
01:12:08,239 --> 01:12:09,840
like you said, looks incredible.

1386
01:12:09,920 --> 01:12:11,520
Speaker 3: He does, Dude, he's got.

1387
01:12:11,359 --> 01:12:14,840
Speaker 1: The fucking straps down. He's flexing crazy. Oh my brother,

1388
01:12:15,239 --> 01:12:18,279
he's going nuts. He gets on the scale, Earl looks

1389
01:12:18,279 --> 01:12:24,479
at him, double thumbs down. Oh fuck, Devon is flipping

1390
01:12:24,520 --> 01:12:26,720
the funk out. What the fuck are you talking about?

1391
01:12:26,720 --> 01:12:28,840
And fucking brother Ray grabs the mic and says, Devon,

1392
01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:33,439
how could you do this to me, you fat bastard.

1393
01:12:35,560 --> 01:12:37,680
I saw you the other night. You got up and

1394
01:12:37,720 --> 01:12:39,560
you were watching the Late Late Late Show and you

1395
01:12:39,600 --> 01:12:42,880
were eating twinkies. Stop beating the twinkies, dude.

1396
01:12:42,880 --> 01:12:45,079
Speaker 2: The problem with this angle is they didn't have the

1397
01:12:45,159 --> 01:12:48,000
real scale like the Big Show, a w scale.

1398
01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,720
Speaker 1: Oh my, Tony, I swear to god, that's legit what

1399
01:12:50,760 --> 01:12:53,880
I was thinking about. Anytime I see a way away

1400
01:12:53,920 --> 01:12:57,079
and thing a legit at anything, even like Mma, I legit.

1401
01:12:57,159 --> 01:13:00,239
Think of the fucking Cody's scale segment where they just

1402
01:13:00,399 --> 01:13:01,960
didn't work it for some reason.

1403
01:13:02,119 --> 01:13:04,680
Speaker 2: I can't believe they got a real scale and Big

1404
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:06,520
Show is trying to figure that out. That would have

1405
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:09,119
probably saved you. You know, whatever year over there, you make it.

1406
01:13:09,199 --> 01:13:09,920
I don't care what it.

1407
01:13:10,760 --> 01:13:15,520
Speaker 1: Just lie, just fucking lie. Well, brother, he was trying

1408
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:17,520
to call Devon back, you know, he says, Deeve when

1409
01:13:17,520 --> 01:13:19,880
I'm sorry, please please don't ly me. We'll get your help,

1410
01:13:20,239 --> 01:13:23,039
Jendy Craig weight watchers will get you help. Oh my god.

1411
01:13:23,199 --> 01:13:25,920
He gets rolled up by curry Man for two because

1412
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,079
I guess the belt already wrung.

1413
01:13:27,359 --> 01:13:29,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love that he holds onto the mic the

1414
01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:32,479
whole time. I thought, I love that. Bubba lines curry

1415
01:13:32,520 --> 01:13:34,119
Man and gives him the hook line and sinker and

1416
01:13:34,159 --> 01:13:37,560
hits his little dance. Bubba does the worm and Don

1417
01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:41,159
West says he's doing a little worm action, and Mike

1418
01:13:41,159 --> 01:13:45,520
Today says, very little worm action, and then donalds says, correction,

1419
01:13:46,159 --> 01:13:50,199
that's very big worm action. And then Mike Today says, well,

1420
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:52,319
big worm little action.

1421
01:13:53,439 --> 01:13:58,600
Speaker 1: Right, that's dude. I love those two.

1422
01:13:59,039 --> 01:14:01,479
Speaker 3: Well. Devon and I get on the apron and Bubba

1423
01:14:01,479 --> 01:14:04,439
low blows curry Man. Bubba throws curry Man out, and

1424
01:14:04,479 --> 01:14:07,720
Devon throws him into the guardrail while Bubba runs interference

1425
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,520
with the ref. Bubba then slaps Slick Johnson for no reason.

1426
01:14:12,079 --> 01:14:14,520
Speaker 1: Dude, Okay, he slaps him in the face, and Slick

1427
01:14:14,560 --> 01:14:16,520
Johnson like gets hot for a second, saying, hey, dude,

1428
01:14:16,560 --> 01:14:18,720
I'm the fucking ref. What's wrong with you? Also, I'm

1429
01:14:18,760 --> 01:14:21,720
just realized they truly could have just called him brother Devine,

1430
01:14:22,439 --> 01:14:31,680
Brother Devon and Brother Divine.

1431
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:30,920
Speaker 2: John E Devine.

1432
01:14:31,079 --> 01:14:33,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1433
01:14:33,279 --> 01:14:35,520
Speaker 3: Well, curry Man gets the hot tag and Shark Boy

1434
01:14:35,560 --> 01:14:37,920
comes in throwing the right hands. Yes, Shark Boy hits

1435
01:14:37,960 --> 01:14:40,199
the thees press with punches and then the fish drop

1436
01:14:40,279 --> 01:14:41,479
with theatrics for it too.

1437
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:44,199
Speaker 1: That's fucking awesome.

1438
01:14:44,720 --> 01:14:48,359
Speaker 3: Curryman then cross bodies Johnny Devine on the outside. Devon

1439
01:14:48,479 --> 01:14:50,479
comes in with the scale, but Shark Boy hits him

1440
01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:51,000
with the chummer.

1441
01:14:51,239 --> 01:14:53,359
Speaker 1: Holy fuck the trummer, which is, of course, for those

1442
01:14:53,399 --> 01:14:54,840
that know those dunner.

1443
01:14:54,960 --> 01:14:57,239
Speaker 3: Bubba then uses the scale on Shark Boy while the

1444
01:14:57,279 --> 01:14:59,520
ref is turned around and then faints like they were

1445
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:02,760
both down. But then Penn's Shark Boy for the three.

1446
01:15:03,000 --> 01:15:04,800
Speaker 1: This is a fucking fun angle.

1447
01:15:05,279 --> 01:15:07,960
Speaker 3: So backstage, Crystal is here with Kurt and asks about

1448
01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:08,880
AJ and Karen.

1449
01:15:09,239 --> 01:15:11,600
Speaker 1: Of course, Crystal's fucking backstage, Where the fuck else would

1450
01:15:11,640 --> 01:15:13,159
she be. She's not going anywhere else. She has to

1451
01:15:13,159 --> 01:15:15,920
stand back here because they are funneling the entire roster

1452
01:15:16,399 --> 01:15:21,560
all night long. The talk. Fuck, So Crystal's here, And

1453
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,840
Crystal says, Kurt, You've got a huge match to night

1454
01:15:23,840 --> 01:15:25,800
against Booker T. It's your first encounter in TNA. But

1455
01:15:26,439 --> 01:15:28,239
mind is somewhere else. Your wife Karen and your boy

1456
01:15:28,319 --> 01:15:31,600
ag are off on their honeymoon, and Kurt says, I

1457
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,680
don't even care about that right now, AJ and Karen

1458
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,880
can have each other for all I care. What just

1459
01:15:36,039 --> 01:15:37,319
fucking funny at shit?

1460
01:15:37,439 --> 01:15:39,279
Speaker 3: I'm the world champion, yeah, man.

1461
01:15:39,159 --> 01:15:41,600
Speaker 1: My focus has always been and always will be, but

1462
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:43,680
the TNA world titles standing around my waist. Booker T,

1463
01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:45,920
if you think you're coming to my house and beating

1464
01:15:45,960 --> 01:15:48,239
me in front of the millions of our fans, you're

1465
01:15:48,279 --> 01:15:54,199
sadly mistaken one million, because I'm the one that's in

1466
01:15:54,199 --> 01:15:56,439
a bad mood. I'm the one that's pissed off. So

1467
01:15:56,479 --> 01:15:58,840
after I break your damn ankle, it's off the destination

1468
01:15:58,920 --> 01:16:01,600
next against the three Stooges. Now, get the hell out

1469
01:16:01,600 --> 01:16:05,039
of here, Crystal leaves. Of course, there's so much like again,

1470
01:16:05,079 --> 01:16:06,680
like I don't know how many people that listen to

1471
01:16:06,680 --> 01:16:08,840
stuff really watched or go back and watch this stuff.

1472
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:10,920
But like the heel works that a lot of these

1473
01:16:10,920 --> 01:16:14,199
guys were doing, like especially Kurt and AJ and Teena

1474
01:16:14,439 --> 01:16:18,079
was like really fucking like top levels shit, Like it

1475
01:16:18,119 --> 01:16:20,880
was fantastic. Like, you know, I think I don't know

1476
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:22,520
if it's underrated. I think lot of people talking about

1477
01:16:22,560 --> 01:16:24,399
now underrated in my head at the time, you know,

1478
01:16:24,479 --> 01:16:27,720
the sting Kurt Angle episode we reviewed, like that is

1479
01:16:28,079 --> 01:16:31,279
that whole fucking episode where he's at the football game

1480
01:16:31,399 --> 01:16:33,840
is like one of the funniest things I've ever seen,

1481
01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:36,159
But he's still Kurt fucking Angle. So like when it's

1482
01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:38,520
time to get into the match, it's like, Okay, I

1483
01:16:38,560 --> 01:16:41,199
am him being a haha guy isn't even in my.

1484
01:16:41,119 --> 01:16:43,840
Speaker 3: Brain right, Yeah, absolutely.

1485
01:16:43,319 --> 01:16:46,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, It's like that that level of stooging is like

1486
01:16:46,479 --> 01:16:48,039
an art that I don't know if a lot of

1487
01:16:48,079 --> 01:16:51,880
people understand like how well that works or why it works.

1488
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 2: I guess.

1489
01:16:52,800 --> 01:16:55,840
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of that, we go to JB with AJ

1490
01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:58,720
and Karen. They are now at Gatorland.

1491
01:16:59,199 --> 01:17:05,680
Speaker 1: Gatorland, a J says, fucking love this place, dude, Yeah,

1492
01:17:05,680 --> 01:17:07,760
he says, JAB, you getting this. This is freaking awesome.

1493
01:17:08,039 --> 01:17:11,159
This is like the best honeymoon ever heard. And Karen says,

1494
01:17:11,159 --> 01:17:12,840
A J No, when I was talking about honeymoon, I

1495
01:17:12,840 --> 01:17:16,079
wasn't talking about gator Land. And they just, oh god,

1496
01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:17,960
I don't be like that, you know what, You know

1497
01:17:17,960 --> 01:17:21,600
what the best thing about Gailing is boom gator nuggets.

1498
01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:24,640
They're delicious. I'll get you some. I don't know why

1499
01:17:25,239 --> 01:17:27,279
the gator nuggets thing was like the only thing I

1500
01:17:27,319 --> 01:17:32,399
remembered from this, like I vividly remember. Yeah, maybe that's

1501
01:17:32,399 --> 01:17:35,039
why you're right. And Karen says, I don't want any

1502
01:17:35,079 --> 01:17:36,880
and they just says, hey, you want to see them

1503
01:17:36,920 --> 01:17:39,319
before their fried? And Karen says no, and he just says,

1504
01:17:39,319 --> 01:17:41,800
oh yeah, before the nuggets. Real life gators right here.

1505
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:44,000
Don't worry about it, you know. And he's walking. He's

1506
01:17:44,279 --> 01:17:46,239
going to show where the gators and he just says,

1507
01:17:46,239 --> 01:17:48,880
I grew up around gators. Gainesville had gator tail. They

1508
01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:51,479
had one gator. He's dead and gone now he's probably

1509
01:17:51,479 --> 01:17:56,000
someone's boot and JB and it says, JB, I don't

1510
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,159
think this is a good idea, and JB says, I

1511
01:17:58,159 --> 01:17:59,960
don't know about this one, and so a j bring

1512
01:18:00,359 --> 01:18:03,439
over to the gator pit, which I mean, this is

1513
01:18:03,479 --> 01:18:05,800
fucking insane. I don't I'm assuming this is a real place,

1514
01:18:05,840 --> 01:18:08,319
gator Land, where there's a pit of gators that you

1515
01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:10,079
can go and hang out with and then inside you

1516
01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:14,199
can eat gators. Like this is crazy. And yeah, AJ

1517
01:18:14,279 --> 01:18:16,479
brings her to the gator pit and he just says,

1518
01:18:16,640 --> 01:18:18,920
I'll rustle these gator for you. Don't worry about it.

1519
01:18:19,520 --> 01:18:20,880
You know, you know who that is right there. That's

1520
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:24,119
Willie and that's Samantha. And watch this JB. And AJ

1521
01:18:24,239 --> 01:18:26,479
has a fucking like rake and he puts it in

1522
01:18:26,479 --> 01:18:30,680
the gator pit and goes Karen's don't hurt them, and

1523
01:18:30,680 --> 01:18:33,039
he says, ah, I'm just playing with them. These are

1524
01:18:33,079 --> 01:18:36,079
little guys. You know. In Alabama, they found an alligator

1525
01:18:36,399 --> 01:18:40,359
nineteen feet long two inches and Karen says, wow, that's

1526
01:18:40,399 --> 01:18:43,720
a big alligator and he just says, yeah, but it's

1527
01:18:43,840 --> 01:18:48,479
dead now, but not a big deal anyway. Samantha, come girl,

1528
01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:50,560
don't worry about these things. They're trying to jump up

1529
01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:52,680
a catch us. You know, they have a shirt a

1530
01:18:52,760 --> 01:18:55,680
short burst of speed and they probably get JB. And

1531
01:18:55,800 --> 01:18:59,279
Karen is like, super confused. She looks at AJ's super

1532
01:18:59,279 --> 01:19:00,640
lost and they just do you have a good time?

1533
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,760
Come on? And Karen gives them a look and says,

1534
01:19:02,760 --> 01:19:05,359
all right, I am it's not that bad. And he says,

1535
01:19:05,399 --> 01:19:07,600
there you go, and you want to see something absolutely

1536
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:11,039
out of this world? Birds? There's thousands of birds. I

1537
01:19:11,039 --> 01:19:12,439
don't know why these birds are here.

1538
01:19:14,039 --> 01:19:16,920
Speaker 3: Do you want to see something out of this world? Birds?

1539
01:19:17,039 --> 01:19:18,279
Thousands of birds.

1540
01:19:20,039 --> 01:19:22,039
Speaker 1: I don't know why these birds are even here. And

1541
01:19:22,159 --> 01:19:24,359
JB says, I'd feel a little more safer on birds

1542
01:19:24,359 --> 01:19:27,159
if you don't mind. Says all right, JB, come on,

1543
01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:29,600
I gotta show you. These birds are everywhere. There's poop everywhere.

1544
01:19:29,640 --> 01:19:30,800
Oh why there's so much poop?

1545
01:19:32,079 --> 01:19:36,000
Speaker 3: And the camera zooms in on the poop he called

1546
01:19:36,000 --> 01:19:36,880
the shit poop.

1547
01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:43,640
Speaker 1: This is like, this is so fucking stupid.

1548
01:19:43,720 --> 01:19:47,399
Speaker 2: I there is a real Gator Land down there, but

1549
01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,279
it's like twenty minutes from Universal Studios and they have oh,

1550
01:19:50,359 --> 01:19:53,920
gator Lands famous Gator bites, which is the gator nuggets

1551
01:19:53,920 --> 01:19:56,520
and yeah with the side of gator sauce.

1552
01:19:57,199 --> 01:19:57,920
Speaker 3: Oh nice.

1553
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:01,399
Speaker 1: We should run a show at gatorl Land.

1554
01:20:01,079 --> 01:20:02,199
Speaker 2: It'd be awesome.

1555
01:20:02,319 --> 01:20:03,520
Speaker 1: What they got room for us?

1556
01:20:03,520 --> 01:20:09,039
Speaker 3: There and they do the jackass fucking over the water.

1557
01:20:09,359 --> 01:20:15,119
Speaker 1: Fucking uh Stevo with chicken in his ass all.

1558
01:20:15,239 --> 01:20:16,399
Speaker 3: Between his cheeks.

1559
01:20:19,239 --> 01:20:21,119
Speaker 1: Ted, he's got to do that one, SI, dude.

1560
01:20:21,159 --> 01:20:23,640
Speaker 2: At this place, you can do the Gator Gauntlet, which

1561
01:20:23,680 --> 01:20:24,880
is a zip line.

1562
01:20:25,960 --> 01:20:26,640
Speaker 1: And then you put.

1563
01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:31,319
Speaker 2: No, I'm moving on from the oh.

1564
01:20:31,399 --> 01:20:34,159
Speaker 3: Sorright the gators butt naked with chicken in your ass.

1565
01:20:37,439 --> 01:20:39,920
Speaker 1: That was the next gimmick. They were bitching the relic.

1566
01:20:41,239 --> 01:20:43,720
Speaker 3: And then you get to see something out of this world.

1567
01:20:43,920 --> 01:20:51,560
Speaker 1: Birds, thousands of thousands of them. There's poop, poop everywhere. Oh,

1568
01:20:51,600 --> 01:20:52,680
there's so much poop.

1569
01:20:56,199 --> 01:20:59,760
Speaker 3: So we go to Miss Jackie and Roxy Levo Versus

1570
01:21:00,880 --> 01:21:02,319
and Gail Kim next.

1571
01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:06,680
Speaker 1: So, Roxy Leva was the manager of the Voodoo Kin

1572
01:21:06,840 --> 01:21:10,840
Mafia who they brought in specifically to be the Voodoo

1573
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,279
part of Voodoo Kin Mafia so they could have the

1574
01:21:13,399 --> 01:21:16,439
VKM name, and they really had to lay it in well,

1575
01:21:16,840 --> 01:21:21,239
Rox of Levau, the Voodoo part of VKM, got fired

1576
01:21:21,399 --> 01:21:24,840
as the valet of the Voodoo Kin Mafia and today

1577
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:27,720
and I quote says, Roxy got pink slipped as a

1578
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,479
valet of Voodoo Kin Mafia and now her career is

1579
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:31,800
limited to wrestling.

1580
01:21:33,760 --> 01:21:35,479
Speaker 3: She lost her manager's license.

1581
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:41,159
Speaker 1: That's suns stupid wrestling. I hate when they got to

1582
01:21:41,199 --> 01:21:43,560
do the wrestling. Rox of Leva is awesome, by the way,

1583
01:21:43,600 --> 01:21:46,199
cool look I was, I was a fan.

1584
01:21:46,359 --> 01:21:48,279
Speaker 3: These are like four of my favorite knockouts ever.

1585
01:21:48,359 --> 01:21:51,439
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, there's fucking I mean a sweet combination here

1586
01:21:51,439 --> 01:21:53,399
and uh as we mentioned earlier, by the way, Gael

1587
01:21:53,439 --> 01:21:55,680
Kim last week tried to help ODIB against Kong It

1588
01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:58,600
mess fired in Kong hit ODB with the implant buster

1589
01:21:59,359 --> 01:22:02,800
h to the win against ODB, but little tag match

1590
01:22:02,840 --> 01:22:06,359
here knockouts tag team match for the masses.

1591
01:22:06,520 --> 01:22:11,159
Speaker 3: Well, ODB drinks some of that liquid courage. Gail Kim

1592
01:22:11,159 --> 01:22:13,399
doesn't want any, which is why things go off the rails.

1593
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:15,159
Speaker 1: I mean, like you gotta just drink.

1594
01:22:15,239 --> 01:22:17,239
Speaker 3: You know you ever been sober with someone that's drunk?

1595
01:22:17,239 --> 01:22:17,560
Come on?

1596
01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:18,760
Speaker 1: Yes?

1597
01:22:19,239 --> 01:22:22,319
Speaker 3: Oh yeah right?

1598
01:22:23,960 --> 01:22:28,079
Speaker 1: Sorry exclusively always.

1599
01:22:30,239 --> 01:22:33,439
Speaker 3: So. Gail Kim and Jackie start things off here. Gail

1600
01:22:33,520 --> 01:22:35,600
fires off a roll up and a few arm drags

1601
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:39,319
before Roxy tags in. ODB hits the fall Away slam

1602
01:22:39,359 --> 01:22:42,159
plus tram boat or I'm sorry that a tram blank.

1603
01:22:44,039 --> 01:22:48,279
ODB hits the Falloway Slam and the trombone theatrics, which, uh,

1604
01:22:48,680 --> 01:22:51,520
I think I I think I saw that Santina Morella

1605
01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:52,399
took that for ODB.

1606
01:22:53,319 --> 01:22:54,840
Speaker 1: Really, is that right? Yeah?

1607
01:22:54,920 --> 01:22:56,600
Speaker 3: I think you. I think you saw her do it

1608
01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,439
in ODW or something and then.

1609
01:22:58,560 --> 01:22:59,479
Speaker 2: Oh really wow?

1610
01:22:59,720 --> 01:23:02,199
Speaker 1: I mean and Odb's whole fucking shtick was awesome. She

1611
01:23:02,319 --> 01:23:04,279
was super dialed in slab with the titties, slab of

1612
01:23:04,319 --> 01:23:07,039
the ass, drum bone drinking like this is awesome, like

1613
01:23:07,119 --> 01:23:10,239
this is the on the division. Yes, dude, she should

1614
01:23:10,279 --> 01:23:11,039
have been Gatorland.

1615
01:23:11,359 --> 01:23:15,640
Speaker 3: Well, Jackie distracts her and Roxy drops the boot. Roxy

1616
01:23:15,680 --> 01:23:19,359
and Jackie hit a double flapjack on ODB, which hurts

1617
01:23:19,399 --> 01:23:20,079
her boobs.

1618
01:23:20,479 --> 01:23:21,479
Speaker 1: Dude sells her.

1619
01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:26,720
Speaker 3: Jackie pinzer for a two. We come back from commercial

1620
01:23:26,760 --> 01:23:29,119
and ODB hits an INZIGII and goes for a hot tag.

1621
01:23:29,960 --> 01:23:32,279
The ref didn't see the tag, so Jackie and Roxy

1622
01:23:32,359 --> 01:23:36,119
get their heat in so Jackie hare beals ODB, but

1623
01:23:36,199 --> 01:23:38,800
ODB up and overs and drop kicks her into the buckle.

1624
01:23:39,199 --> 01:23:40,560
I actually really liked that.

1625
01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:41,840
Speaker 1: That was fucking cool. It was great.

1626
01:23:41,840 --> 01:23:44,800
Speaker 3: Fire double hot tag and Gail Kim comes in house

1627
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:48,199
of fire, gayl Monkey flips Roxy and then arm drags Jackie.

1628
01:23:48,399 --> 01:23:51,880
ODB throws Jackie out and Gail goes up to hit

1629
01:23:51,880 --> 01:23:54,560
a missile drop kick, but ODB gets in the way

1630
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:59,920
by accident. No very reminiscent of Lita Eddie Guerrero and

1631
01:24:00,079 --> 01:24:04,960
out hardy.

1632
01:24:01,319 --> 01:24:09,239
Speaker 1: The okay, the leader one was anymrek, just what's funny?

1633
01:24:09,319 --> 01:24:12,399
Speaker 3: I'm still thinking about that, like this looks funny as.

1634
01:24:12,239 --> 01:24:15,000
Speaker 1: Hell and he just stands there and takes a moon salt.

1635
01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,439
Speaker 3: Yeah, was that last episode of the episode before that

1636
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:22,600
was episode before the last one was w C w Right,

1637
01:24:22,640 --> 01:24:24,319
You guys have to go back and listen to that episode.

1638
01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:25,279
It's funny. You'd like it.

1639
01:24:27,560 --> 01:24:29,600
Speaker 1: Go back in the archives and listen to all the episodes,

1640
01:24:29,600 --> 01:24:30,319
please you.

1641
01:24:31,439 --> 01:24:34,399
Speaker 3: Well, Jackie pulls ODB out after she gets hit by

1642
01:24:34,399 --> 01:24:37,159
the missile drop kick, and then Roxy hits the QT

1643
01:24:37,279 --> 01:24:38,439
special and picks up the win.

1644
01:24:39,039 --> 01:24:41,079
Speaker 1: But that's not the end of the issues between ODB

1645
01:24:41,119 --> 01:24:44,079
and Gale, of course, because they're fucking arguing and ODB

1646
01:24:44,319 --> 01:24:48,239
uh you know, gets in her face and pushes Oh

1647
01:24:48,720 --> 01:24:52,399
Geika move the match? Oh please? Of course.

1648
01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:57,840
Speaker 3: Well, it's a lot of moves and also also the

1649
01:24:57,920 --> 01:25:02,760
QUTI special finish and very dubbed Mike Today voice well,

1650
01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,640
Gail Kim and ODB push each other, and ODB push

1651
01:25:05,760 --> 01:25:10,199
Gail Kim down. Yes, Gaylee then throws a forearm and

1652
01:25:10,199 --> 01:25:10,840
now they're swinging.

1653
01:25:11,199 --> 01:25:13,319
Speaker 1: They're fucking going at it. They're going at it. Security

1654
01:25:13,319 --> 01:25:15,359
comes in and breaks it up, and uh, they break

1655
01:25:15,399 --> 01:25:17,239
off from security and tackle each other in the ring

1656
01:25:17,279 --> 01:25:19,720
and they Security eventually gets ODB out of the ring,

1657
01:25:19,760 --> 01:25:21,560
but that is not stopping Gilkim because she cloves in

1658
01:25:21,600 --> 01:25:24,279
the top rope and dives to the floor onto everybody

1659
01:25:24,560 --> 01:25:27,199
and then they brawl up beside the ramp to the back.

1660
01:25:27,279 --> 01:25:29,840
Good brawl, I mean again all over here.

1661
01:25:29,840 --> 01:25:30,880
Speaker 2: I enjoyed this.

1662
01:25:31,199 --> 01:25:34,119
Speaker 1: A big fan of everybody involved. I gotta say, man, uh,

1663
01:25:34,479 --> 01:25:36,800
we've talked about her before and I don't know, I

1664
01:25:37,119 --> 01:25:41,920
forget who she wrestled, but miss Jackie super super underrated.

1665
01:25:41,960 --> 01:25:44,880
Like is she in the hall of fame? She is, right, Oh,

1666
01:25:44,920 --> 01:25:47,439
I don't know someone. She should be in everyone's hall

1667
01:25:47,439 --> 01:25:49,800
of fame. She is fucking fantastic. Her in Ivory, I

1668
01:25:49,880 --> 01:25:51,439
actually a big fans of Yeah.

1669
01:25:51,479 --> 01:25:53,840
Speaker 3: She was always snug and always made for a good match.

1670
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:55,279
Also gotta love.

1671
01:25:55,119 --> 01:25:58,479
Speaker 1: A good brawl of course, of course, and loved them

1672
01:25:58,520 --> 01:26:01,600
to dude, TNA love the bros.

1673
01:26:03,279 --> 01:26:08,319
Speaker 3: Well we go backstage, Crystals here, damn it, she's here

1674
01:26:08,319 --> 01:26:11,800
with Samoa, Joe, Kevin Nash, and Christian Cage. Joe is

1675
01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:13,399
now in a leather jacket.

1676
01:26:15,159 --> 01:26:17,399
Speaker 1: One of the many perks of not signing the DNA.

1677
01:26:18,279 --> 01:26:21,479
Keep just putting jackets on, So Crystal says the destination.

1678
01:26:21,479 --> 01:26:23,479
Next it's Curt Ag and Tomko against Joe, Nash and

1679
01:26:23,560 --> 01:26:25,680
Christian and Christian cuts along one here.

1680
01:26:26,279 --> 01:26:28,800
Speaker 3: Christian, dude, he cuts one so long Kevin Nash, just

1681
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,600
is I mean, if you if you looked at Kevin

1682
01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:33,159
Nash for the entirety of this from I don't know

1683
01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:34,880
if you heard one word that Christian.

1684
01:26:37,239 --> 01:26:42,600
Speaker 1: Screen is super not paying attention. Also, I'm now just

1685
01:26:42,640 --> 01:26:45,479
realizing this is the same to Nash outfit from the

1686
01:26:45,560 --> 01:26:47,239
video game in the story mode.

1687
01:26:47,399 --> 01:26:53,359
Speaker 2: Oh oh you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1688
01:26:52,319 --> 01:26:54,760
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure like you can wrestle as this Nash

1689
01:26:54,800 --> 01:26:59,159
and you can. Yeah that legit just click for me.

1690
01:26:59,199 --> 01:26:59,920
That's unbelievable.

1691
01:27:00,199 --> 01:27:02,319
Speaker 3: Legit looks at the camera just like this for the

1692
01:27:02,520 --> 01:27:03,159
entire front.

1693
01:27:03,239 --> 01:27:06,880
Speaker 1: There you here, said Christian. I mean, Christian is a

1694
01:27:06,880 --> 01:27:10,640
good promo, but dude, this is like going over every

1695
01:27:10,680 --> 01:27:15,119
bit in piece of this, and no one else had

1696
01:27:15,159 --> 01:27:18,760
anything to say, right, yeah, maybe they got together and said, hey,

1697
01:27:18,760 --> 01:27:20,239
we need a promo from you guys, and Christian says,

1698
01:27:20,239 --> 01:27:23,880
all right, I got something. You guys want anything? Nah? No,

1699
01:27:25,640 --> 01:27:27,640
Well I'm gonna keep talking then, and he does. He

1700
01:27:28,039 --> 01:27:30,119
talks about the tag match them getting ready, and he

1701
01:27:30,119 --> 01:27:31,720
he said, you know, last week a j hit him

1702
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:33,560
with a steel chair and he doesn't remember much after that.

1703
01:27:33,600 --> 01:27:36,039
But then he got a call from Big keV tell

1704
01:27:36,119 --> 01:27:38,000
him about a six man tag of Destination X. And

1705
01:27:38,359 --> 01:27:40,520
he said, count him in. And he says that Destination

1706
01:27:40,680 --> 01:27:42,760
X three guys that have never really gotten along and

1707
01:27:43,039 --> 01:27:44,760
don't really know each other that well and may never

1708
01:27:44,800 --> 01:27:47,760
be friends. But a Destination X, this unlikely alliance ends

1709
01:27:47,800 --> 01:27:50,920
the Angle Alliance. And if you don't know, now you.

1710
01:27:50,960 --> 01:27:52,239
Speaker 3: Know there it is.

1711
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:55,039
Speaker 1: I love Christian, I love I actually love all these guys.

1712
01:27:55,159 --> 01:27:58,239
Speaker 3: I like that last bit there, This unlikely Alliance ends

1713
01:27:58,239 --> 01:27:59,079
the Angle Alliance.

1714
01:27:59,079 --> 01:28:01,239
Speaker 1: That's cool great, I know I like that too. I

1715
01:28:01,680 --> 01:28:05,520
also like I like Angle Alliance was a cool fucking name.

1716
01:28:05,680 --> 01:28:08,880
Like I don't know how long it lasts, but I

1717
01:28:09,000 --> 01:28:11,119
like that idea of the Angle Alliance. It reminded me

1718
01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:14,960
of Planet Jarrett, which was Planet Jarrett might be the

1719
01:28:14,960 --> 01:28:16,279
coldest stable name that is.

1720
01:28:16,680 --> 01:28:18,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what about the Planet Stays Yet?

1721
01:28:19,760 --> 01:28:22,239
Speaker 1: That was that was similar to the One Warrior Nation.

1722
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:28,760
Speaker 3: Those are two of my favorite places, the One Way

1723
01:28:28,960 --> 01:28:33,640
Nation with like two people three people right, yeah, wow,

1724
01:28:34,640 --> 01:28:40,199
fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet. It

1725
01:28:40,319 --> 01:28:44,000
was on Planet Days Yet, the one was on Planet

1726
01:28:44,039 --> 01:28:44,560
Stays Yet.

1727
01:28:45,039 --> 01:28:49,079
Speaker 1: Wow, they really could have tapped into something. Sad is

1728
01:28:49,119 --> 01:28:51,199
too busy doing all the Luca Guys movies.

1729
01:28:52,600 --> 01:28:55,319
Speaker 3: Throwing chairs at people. Ultimate Warrior would not have worked

1730
01:28:55,319 --> 01:28:59,359
with Sean stays At.

1731
01:28:58,199 --> 01:29:01,199
Speaker 1: Don't want to work with anybody that wasn't him beating

1732
01:29:01,239 --> 01:29:03,560
Hogan like that's all the end of his career he

1733
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:04,079
wanted to be.

1734
01:29:06,880 --> 01:29:10,079
Speaker 3: Have you sent me? When have you seen that short

1735
01:29:10,119 --> 01:29:12,439
where he's like doing he's doing the gym stuff outside.

1736
01:29:12,520 --> 01:29:14,319
Fifty two fucking years?

1737
01:29:16,319 --> 01:29:17,359
Speaker 1: Wait is this Ultimate?

1738
01:29:18,039 --> 01:29:24,479
Speaker 3: Yes? Yes? What's his shoot name again? Joe Older Warriors?

1739
01:29:24,520 --> 01:29:26,720
His shoot name here?

1740
01:29:27,039 --> 01:29:27,399
Speaker 1: Is it?

1741
01:29:29,199 --> 01:29:29,600
Speaker 3: Is that? Real?

1742
01:29:29,640 --> 01:29:32,000
Speaker 1: Quick? Let me see? Okay, fuck that.

1743
01:29:32,159 --> 01:29:35,439
Speaker 3: You can't fifty two fucking years I've been on his

1744
01:29:35,520 --> 01:29:36,319
fucking planet.

1745
01:29:37,239 --> 01:29:45,760
Speaker 1: Fuck Fuck, fifty two fucking years I've been on this planet.

1746
01:29:46,199 --> 01:29:49,760
Fuck fuck fuck.

1747
01:29:51,960 --> 01:29:59,680
Speaker 3: Look at thousand people. So JB cam a J and

1748
01:29:59,760 --> 01:30:01,039
care in or at the hotel.

1749
01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:04,800
Speaker 1: So yeah, today, uh stores us to the honeymoon. Honeymoon's

1750
01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:07,640
about to come to a close. AJ and Karen are walking.

1751
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:10,000
They're in a hotel hallway and he just says, you

1752
01:30:10,039 --> 01:30:12,279
have a good time, and Karen says, I did. I

1753
01:30:12,319 --> 01:30:14,840
was scared at first, but I enjoyed myself. And they

1754
01:30:14,960 --> 01:30:17,399
just says, you know, when it opens, you know, get

1755
01:30:17,439 --> 01:30:19,880
some Ginner duggers because they're awesome, and Ginner ribs because

1756
01:30:19,880 --> 01:30:23,079
they're phenomenal, you know, phenomenal ha Is'. But anyway, here

1757
01:30:23,119 --> 01:30:25,479
in my room, thanks for walking me. Karen says, oh,

1758
01:30:25,479 --> 01:30:27,399
thank you. I had such a good time. And they

1759
01:30:27,479 --> 01:30:29,760
take a second and they stare at each other and

1760
01:30:29,800 --> 01:30:34,840
AJ says, you know, you look absolutely beautiful tonight. Well

1761
01:30:34,880 --> 01:30:39,760
good night. He opened the door and then he comes

1762
01:30:39,760 --> 01:30:42,239
back out and he looks at Karen and says, Karen,

1763
01:30:42,239 --> 01:30:43,399
I just want to say, you know, I'm a little

1764
01:30:43,399 --> 01:30:46,359
confused with the whole married a Kurder married to me thing.

1765
01:30:46,399 --> 01:30:49,680
And there's one thing I'm not confused about. And if

1766
01:30:49,720 --> 01:30:52,239
you were my wife, every day would be a honeymoon,

1767
01:30:52,720 --> 01:30:54,840
and he kisses her on the cheek and he goes

1768
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:56,399
to open his door again. He says, I gotta get

1769
01:30:56,439 --> 01:30:59,439
some sleep. Good night, real sleepy. Oh fuck this door

1770
01:30:59,439 --> 01:31:04,039
when open? All right, good night the last years, J

1771
01:31:04,399 --> 01:31:09,880
says good night, a.

1772
01:31:09,279 --> 01:31:10,800
Speaker 3: Dying good night AJ.

1773
01:31:10,920 --> 01:31:13,039
Speaker 2: It was totally the voiceover too, but it was so

1774
01:31:15,039 --> 01:31:16,760
like they were just editing this together.

1775
01:31:16,840 --> 01:31:16,920
Speaker 1: JA.

1776
01:31:17,279 --> 01:31:19,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, this would be hey, good night AJ.

1777
01:31:20,720 --> 01:31:24,520
Speaker 1: They do't worn up a good night, good night, thank

1778
01:31:24,520 --> 01:31:28,560
you Jamie, Karen. You'll go all fuster there and the

1779
01:31:28,600 --> 01:31:30,800
camera pans off and that is that is the end

1780
01:31:30,840 --> 01:31:33,439
of the honeymoon there. I mean, this Prince AJ thing

1781
01:31:33,520 --> 01:31:36,600
goes for a minute. I mean this whole what a

1782
01:31:36,640 --> 01:31:39,199
I mean great fucking just great angle man, Like, yeah,

1783
01:31:40,319 --> 01:31:42,359
so much you could do with fucking a J and

1784
01:31:42,479 --> 01:31:44,319
Kurt both as stooges.

1785
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,920
Speaker 2: Like just the range of AJ being the fucking best

1786
01:31:46,920 --> 01:31:49,479
wrestling in the world and doing funny stuff like this too, you.

1787
01:31:49,399 --> 01:31:52,079
Speaker 1: Know, m Kurt right, Like having two of the best

1788
01:31:52,119 --> 01:31:54,680
dudes ever and they could be like this, like what

1789
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:58,880
a fucking dream. They should kill this company.

1790
01:31:59,479 --> 01:32:01,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, we should not pay this guy any money that

1791
01:32:01,760 --> 01:32:03,039
he wants and just let him go.

1792
01:32:03,479 --> 01:32:05,359
Speaker 1: We should fuck this.

1793
01:32:06,520 --> 01:32:11,159
Speaker 2: Dude like everybody else, I don't want to do that.

1794
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:17,479
Speaker 3: I like what we're here. So we have the featured

1795
01:32:17,560 --> 01:32:20,439
bout of the evening, Kurt Angle versus Booker T non

1796
01:32:20,479 --> 01:32:21,760
title singles.

1797
01:32:21,359 --> 01:32:24,960
Speaker 1: Match, non title Why.

1798
01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:29,960
Speaker 3: Well, Booker T has not earned a title match fair enough?

1799
01:32:30,520 --> 01:32:33,039
Last week Kurt Angle was in his underwear knocking a

1800
01:32:33,079 --> 01:32:36,199
preacher down and giving an upper cut to JB Jamie Mooret.

1801
01:32:36,640 --> 01:32:40,960
Speaker 1: That was off the air. Funnier is that this happened

1802
01:32:40,960 --> 01:32:43,319
off the air. Yeah, kurtin knocks over a preacher while

1803
01:32:43,319 --> 01:32:45,840
he's naked and it hits JB with an upper cut

1804
01:32:45,880 --> 01:32:50,880
on the floor. Fucking so fucking funny. Like earlier in

1805
01:32:50,880 --> 01:32:54,439
the night, Kurt reference like hitting JB again. I was like, oh, wow,

1806
01:32:54,439 --> 01:32:56,680
when did you do that? Little did I know? Nobody

1807
01:32:56,760 --> 01:32:57,920
knew because it didn't ask.

1808
01:32:59,520 --> 01:33:01,720
Speaker 3: Uh, well, well, we start the match off here. Kurt

1809
01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:05,079
Powder's early, getting some heat. Kurt goes for a hip toss,

1810
01:33:05,119 --> 01:33:07,640
but Booker stops him and hits a line, then lines

1811
01:33:07,720 --> 01:33:10,399
him over the ropes and we go to commercial. We

1812
01:33:10,479 --> 01:33:12,840
come back from commercial and Booker is chopping down Angle

1813
01:33:12,880 --> 01:33:16,359
on the outside. Booker up and overs in the corner

1814
01:33:16,399 --> 01:33:19,399
and gets cut off by Angle. Booker hits a super

1815
01:33:19,479 --> 01:33:22,239
kick on Kurt Angle after spinning away from the corner.

1816
01:33:22,800 --> 01:33:25,399
Speaker 1: He rocked him with that fucking superkick. By the way,

1817
01:33:25,399 --> 01:33:28,399
Booker always his kicks in general, looking underrated kick guy,

1818
01:33:28,479 --> 01:33:30,760
I'd say he's huge. Yeah.

1819
01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:32,920
Speaker 3: I don't know if people know how big this guy is,

1820
01:33:32,920 --> 01:33:33,239
but he is.

1821
01:33:33,319 --> 01:33:36,600
Speaker 1: He's fucking massive. Yeah, yeah, fucking massive, and like all

1822
01:33:36,640 --> 01:33:39,600
the kicks, look insane. Also another thing I think looks cool.

1823
01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:42,199
This Kurd angle gear is fucking sweet with the flames.

1824
01:33:42,359 --> 01:33:43,439
Speaker 3: He also looks great.

1825
01:33:43,920 --> 01:33:45,880
Speaker 1: He does look fucking great. Yeah, he's also out of

1826
01:33:45,880 --> 01:33:46,399
his mind.

1827
01:33:46,880 --> 01:33:50,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's part of it. That's part of the whole

1828
01:33:50,600 --> 01:33:51,600
package here.

1829
01:33:51,720 --> 01:33:52,760
Speaker 1: I like that. I like that.

1830
01:33:53,079 --> 01:33:55,239
Speaker 3: So Booker then hits the hook kick for a two.

1831
01:33:56,279 --> 01:33:58,479
Booker then hits some sort of variation of a falcon

1832
01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:03,199
arrow looks like a jack. He goes to his knees

1833
01:34:03,239 --> 01:34:05,640
instead of sitting out with it, but Kirk catches Booker

1834
01:34:05,680 --> 01:34:08,760
off the ropes into the overhead belly to belly. Kirk

1835
01:34:08,840 --> 01:34:12,039
sends a Booker to the outside, throws him into the steps,

1836
01:34:12,079 --> 01:34:13,479
and we go back to commercial.

1837
01:34:14,319 --> 01:34:16,760
Speaker 1: Dude, there was one point where after the overhead belly

1838
01:34:16,800 --> 01:34:19,039
to belly. Kurt like grabbed him, he waste locked him

1839
01:34:19,039 --> 01:34:22,319
on the ground, and Earl is checking on Booker, and

1840
01:34:22,359 --> 01:34:26,680
Earl is very obviously like laughing in his face. I

1841
01:34:26,720 --> 01:34:29,840
don't know what's going on, but they started.

1842
01:34:29,479 --> 01:34:39,960
Speaker 3: Thinking about Brett Hart. Damn right, I did, so he

1843
01:34:40,039 --> 01:34:43,560
come back for commercial. Kurt hits a body slam. Kurt

1844
01:34:43,640 --> 01:34:45,840
goes to the top rope, but Booker cuts him off.

1845
01:34:46,479 --> 01:34:49,960
Booker hits a superplex for a double down. Probably never

1846
01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:50,760
does that again.

1847
01:34:51,079 --> 01:34:54,560
Speaker 1: That ring does not much, dude, no fucking way that.

1848
01:34:54,760 --> 01:34:56,199
I feel like fucking shit.

1849
01:34:56,680 --> 01:34:59,680
Speaker 3: So Booker hits a line supplex sidewalk slam. Come back.

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01:35:00,720 --> 01:35:03,319
Booker then hits Kurt with one hundred and tenth street slam,

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and Kurt's head bounces off the fucking mat.

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Speaker 1: I mean he like it wasn't like a how he

1853
01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:12,359
usually stuffed somebody with it. But with this ring and

1854
01:35:12,359 --> 01:35:15,920
how just gigantic Booker is, there's no way that that

1855
01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:16,840
didn't suck.

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Speaker 3: Kurt picks the ankle here, but Booker kicks him off

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01:35:20,119 --> 01:35:23,479
and then hits the Harlem sidekick based. Booker gut kicks

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01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:26,840
him and goes for the axe kick, but Robert Rude

1859
01:35:26,960 --> 01:35:28,560
is now here on the apron.

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01:35:28,640 --> 01:35:31,319
Speaker 1: I was told he's not here, dude, he wasn't supposed

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01:35:31,319 --> 01:35:33,159
to be here. He's a bastard, and he's here, and

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01:35:33,399 --> 01:35:35,720
Booker immediately goes after him to try to fuck him up,

1863
01:35:35,760 --> 01:35:38,279
which fucks up his game plan here.

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01:35:38,760 --> 01:35:42,079
Speaker 3: Well, Booker immediately starts swinging, but Kurt attacks him from behind.

1865
01:35:42,079 --> 01:35:43,319
It hits the Olympic Slam.

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Speaker 1: I mean, great, fucking I mean, I actually thought this

1867
01:35:47,119 --> 01:35:49,039
was gonna be a falsey. Then I realized how little

1868
01:35:49,079 --> 01:35:50,319
of the show was left.

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Speaker 3: He just pends him for the three.

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01:35:52,159 --> 01:35:54,000
Speaker 1: He just beats him, which is you know, I mean,

1871
01:35:54,039 --> 01:35:56,079
the Olympic Slam is a fucking legit move. So I'm

1872
01:35:56,119 --> 01:35:59,199
fine with that. I how many? I mean, I know

1873
01:35:59,279 --> 01:36:00,880
Kurt and Booker have had a decent one matches. I

1874
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:02,680
don't know how many they had in TNA, at least

1875
01:36:02,680 --> 01:36:04,399
at the top. I like the combination of the two.

1876
01:36:04,439 --> 01:36:06,439
I'd like to see that. Yeah they have Do they

1877
01:36:06,439 --> 01:36:08,039
have a I don't Do they have a TNA pay

1878
01:36:08,039 --> 01:36:09,159
per view match against each other?

1879
01:36:09,159 --> 01:36:10,319
Speaker 3: I'm not sure.

1880
01:36:10,920 --> 01:36:12,439
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have liked to see it.

1881
01:36:12,720 --> 01:36:15,319
Speaker 3: Well, Bobby Rude comes in and mounts Booker t and

1882
01:36:15,319 --> 01:36:16,760
starts kicking his ass.

1883
01:36:16,920 --> 01:36:19,000
Speaker 1: Bobby ding the Peter Griffin.

1884
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:23,439
Speaker 3: Well, Kurt looks at Bobby Rude and says, whoa Peter Griffin?

1885
01:36:23,520 --> 01:36:27,479
So he he's gonna start kicking Booker T's ass.

1886
01:36:27,279 --> 01:36:29,920
Speaker 1: Too, Hell yeah, I mean he's gonna He's not gonna

1887
01:36:29,920 --> 01:36:32,039
attack Peter Griffin. That's fucking ridiculous, but.

1888
01:36:32,039 --> 01:36:34,720
Speaker 3: Do Christian Cage then runs down and makes the save,

1889
01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:38,600
but the numbers game is too much. Fuck Joe comes down,

1890
01:36:39,319 --> 01:36:42,239
Booker lines route out. Kevin Nash then comes down once

1891
01:36:42,279 --> 01:36:43,239
everything is done.

1892
01:36:43,800 --> 01:36:47,319
Speaker 1: Dude, that was so goddamn funny. Everyone's fighting on the outside,

1893
01:36:47,560 --> 01:36:50,439
and then Nash slowly gets into the ring and surveys

1894
01:36:50,439 --> 01:36:52,600
the scene. Oh nice.

1895
01:36:52,720 --> 01:36:55,399
Speaker 3: Well, Tomko runs down here and Kevin Nash grabs a

1896
01:36:55,479 --> 01:36:57,399
mic and says, you run in your mouth angle.

1897
01:36:59,359 --> 01:37:04,439
Speaker 1: No, I didn't say. I didn't say ship to you, buddy.

1898
01:37:04,479 --> 01:37:06,159
Speaker 3: This my scheduled match.

1899
01:37:06,720 --> 01:37:07,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, what the fuck are you doing here?

1900
01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:11,960
Speaker 3: Poloman Well, Nas says next week me versus you angle

1901
01:37:12,039 --> 01:37:15,560
one on one, and Don West says, oh man, you

1902
01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,199
gotta be here next week.

1903
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:20,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I gona beg you gotta be here.

1904
01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:27,920
We're gonna go. I can't imagine that's a good dude,

1905
01:37:28,319 --> 01:37:35,039
I can't stop thinking about laughing because he was thinking

1906
01:37:35,119 --> 01:37:43,920
about fred Hart. Thinking about his brother Dave just makes

1907
01:37:43,960 --> 01:37:50,279
him smiles. Well, yeah, that's a I mean fun episode here.

1908
01:37:50,319 --> 01:37:53,600
A lot of fucking talking, dude, like an unreal amount

1909
01:37:53,600 --> 01:37:56,439
of fucking talking, but it's at least an era of

1910
01:37:56,600 --> 01:37:59,239
talking where like I actually kind of liked the things

1911
01:37:59,239 --> 01:38:03,439
that were going on, so it wasn't as egregious. Yeah,

1912
01:38:03,560 --> 01:38:05,199
I mean, you got you know, I don't know if

1913
01:38:05,199 --> 01:38:07,920
any of these matches went over fucking ten minutes, did they?

1914
01:38:08,359 --> 01:38:11,800
Maybe the main the main, Yeah, the main did, but dude,

1915
01:38:11,800 --> 01:38:14,800
everything else was like let's see here, the opener was

1916
01:38:14,920 --> 01:38:19,960
three forty five, Kazan Relic went under three PD three

1917
01:38:19,960 --> 01:38:25,439
way went three, the Dudley's tag went four almost five,

1918
01:38:25,560 --> 01:38:27,600
the women's tag went eight. There you go, that's good

1919
01:38:27,600 --> 01:38:30,640
at least, and then the main did sixteen. So yeah,

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01:38:30,680 --> 01:38:32,840
I mean, little less talking, you know, maybe you know,

1921
01:38:32,920 --> 01:38:35,520
we didn't have to drive home the Kip James promo immediately.

1922
01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:38,880
Maybe could have probably just kept out the Eric Young

1923
01:38:39,039 --> 01:38:41,880
fucking KAZERI one. Maybe a couple of these could have gone,

1924
01:38:41,920 --> 01:38:44,199
but you know, I still enjoyed it. I mean like that,

1925
01:38:44,279 --> 01:38:47,319
like I said the honeymoon stuff is fucking fantastic. Well

1926
01:38:47,319 --> 01:38:49,640
that is it for TEENA Impact February twenty first, two

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thousand and eight, and that is eight four our show.

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