Speaker 1: It's the most wonderful time of the year and off
the benches here to bring you some holidays year presented
by All Star Toyota, join us for a cozy chat
about sports, laughter, and the spirit of Christmas, live from
the Mercedes Benz of Baton Rouge Studio. Here's Jacob Hester
and T Bob.
Speaker 2: A Bear Chris.
Speaker 3: Are you welcome back here?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: TV one of four five, ESPN, Batn Rouge, No T
Bob Because he left, you don't know where he's at.
Speaker 3: Rivers is back in the.
Speaker 2: Fill in for Bob?
Speaker 3: How much bens that you've been here, because I have
been here on Fridays either.
Speaker 2: I think it was just like the weeks that you
were gone, I was gone. I think I was hear
that one before, like the last. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: We'll call it four weeks. Yeah, I don't think.
Speaker 3: I've been here.
Speaker 5: I don't think i've been here in three This is
the first time, maybe in a month, to be here
on a Friday.
Speaker 3: That's what this time of the year is for me always.
And then you've.
Speaker 5: Got the Christmas parties, the kids musicals.
Speaker 2: Oh, I feel like my kids are singing in church
every week. Tivaha was like like, your kids better make
it big. Well I think it's because so they do it.
But there's only five grades at Saint James. It goes
to fifth grade or whatever, and they start singing at
pre k four. So anyways, they just go in order.
So it's like pre K four the kindergarten and they
go up and then they just repeat and so like
every however many weeks. Yeah, like my kids have to
sing and they're back to back, so it's like pre
k four kindergarten, so there's two weeks in a row.
I'm always gonna have to go.
Speaker 3: You got five and it's like take a full.
Speaker 2: Service up in there. Yeah, it's like you go to church,
you do the full service. So it's like real, it's
just you know, and as someone who grew up Catholic
and you know, just sitting in those Catholic masses, I
mean it's it's episcopal.
Speaker 3: But it's yeah, it's still church. Is quick if you're
going to a Catholic wedding buckle in.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So so they all the kids go or whatever
starting at pre k four, and uh, Estelle's pretty chill,
like she's like whatever, she'll sit there. She doesn't want to,
but she'll sit there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Grant is not chill. He's not chill about it. He's
just like I think the last time we were there,
he waited until the quietest part of church and he's
just like, this is so boring. And there's a couple
of dads who looked at me and they were.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, we're with you.
Speaker 2: You get it, buddy. So yeah, so that's what I've
been doing, watching my kids singing in church.
Speaker 3: Do they have to like dress up or anything?
Speaker 5: They so, so that's not Yeah, I was talking Katie
and I were talking about this the other night.
Speaker 3: It's like this time of year, it's.
Speaker 5: Like the school is just like, hey, it's the last
day of school. You've got a thousand things trying to
r for Christmas, like the Grinch. Yeah, like dress them
up in something crazy.
Speaker 2: Sock day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, oh yeah, disco day because I've got
you know, disco clothes laying around.
Speaker 2: That's right. I need just a little time to prepare.
I just need a little time to prepare. Don't do
it or yeah, but if you're if you're going to
do it, let us know. Like way in advance. You know,
I don't need to know on Sunday that tomorrow my
kid needs to wear crazy socks. Because the thing is
is like, if I don't put my kids in crazy socks,
they're gonna be the only ones not in crazy socks,
and they're gonna be upset.
Speaker 5: And anyways, and so then you're gonna put your kids
in the crazy socks, which is just the socks from
the trampoline park.
Speaker 3: And then and then.
Speaker 5: The trampoline park socks have like the rubber things in
the bottom. So then they're gonna complain about how the
I have.
Speaker 2: A million pairs of those trampoline socks because when we
go to the trampoline park, I can never ever find them.
And then we get there and they're like, you have
to have these visual socks, and so we have to
buy another pair of them. I have adult ones, I
have kid ones. I have so many arm socks.
Speaker 3: At least now.
Speaker 5: I think they trade them in like if you like,
if you bring one from like another company, like the
one that's by the movie.
Speaker 3: Theater, like kind of behind the mall, you're familiar trade AMN, So.
Speaker 2: Maybe should at a TV party at the trampline.
Speaker 3: Park I can't.
Speaker 5: You're gonna they are gonna laugh and make fun. I
can't jump on the trampoline anymore.
Speaker 3: Oh your knees, no head? Oh you're not, like are
they like head injury stuff?
Speaker 5: Like if I start jumping on a trampoline going up
and down, I will pass out. Really, there was a
time and I was jumping on the trampoline with my
kiddo's and just straight up like kind of passed out.
Speaker 3: Through up, like just bad deal.
Speaker 2: Have no tramplines for you.
Speaker 3: Get trampolines for me. It is not something the old
brains mush I think.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It must have been a birthday party
or something. But I was up there with T Bob
and one of the funniest things I've ever seen is,
you know, they have the foam pits, you know, with
like the big foam blocks or whatever that the kids
can just like flip into or whatever, and it's soft.
T Bob jumped in. I don't know if like Odie
couldn't get out or I don't know what happened, but
T Bob had to get in the big foam pit
right to get a kid out, or maybe he just
in it. I don't remember who it was T Bob,
So there is no one has ever gotten out of
one of those phone pits and looked graceful, you know,
like cool or cool Like you're just not looking coming
out of those phone pits.
Speaker 3: You do not look cool. You're trying to survive.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine T Bob getting out of that thing? Please,
just everyone for a moment, visualize with me T Bob
getting out of that phone pit. It was one of
the funniest things.
Speaker 3: Probably the noises he was making too, not just the action.
Speaker 7: I don't know if you were here for this. T
Bub told us all a story. He got to go
into the lu gymnastics facility and they have one of
those phone pits, but there's this like state of the art,
so it's like slick on the outside. You can't he
Bob got stuck and had to be pulled out by
a Leah Finnigan like she had.
Speaker 6: Apparently happens.
Speaker 2: Out of the did they video this? No? How did
no one? How was no one in the moment like
this is.
Speaker 6: He was stuck she had to fish him out with
is it?
Speaker 2: Because why would you make it smooth? On the side though,
I feel like you can't get out like that.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know. I think it was I mean,
some gymnastics thing, I guess, but.
Speaker 5: Really, athletic people look really bad trying to get out
of phone pits. Nobody special to your point, like it's
like silk little foam pieces over the phone.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, you're actually not
allowed in here.
Speaker 8: Actually you're not a guy.
Speaker 3: You're not allowed back in here.
Speaker 8: We heard, we heard that you got They told me.
Speaker 2: They were telling me you got stuck in a phone
pit at gymnastics.
Speaker 9: Yeah, gymnastics. It's not it's it's it's it's it's kind
of insane, all the foam. It's not like, I mean,
you know, I'm a believer that foam pits are one
of the biggest ways to feel athletic, absolutely.
Speaker 3: But the l s U gym one specifically has these.
Speaker 9: It has these uh slip covers on them, and it's
I mean, I don't know, I feel like if these
gymnasts jumped in there, they just go under and you
never find again. They're super tite at least, like my
upper body was still sticking out. But yeah, Ashley Natt
had to literally.
Speaker 6: Fish me out yeah, that's what you know.
Speaker 2: We got a video of that.
Speaker 8: I think the worst thing.
Speaker 2: So same time, the same time that I was talking
about that, we were there some dad like it wasn't
part of the party we were with, which is like
there with his kids or whatever, and he like had
jumped in for something and his phone came out of
his pocket and slipped to the bottom of the pit
through all the phone that. Well, I mean, I guess
eventually they clean those things.
Speaker 8: And yeah, the echo sucks.
Speaker 9: Echo.
Speaker 8: I don't have it, but I don't have an echo.
Speaker 2: But.
Speaker 3: How do you not get driven crazy? Look at all
these buttons? What is this? Don't do that? Oh gosh, Yeah,
I feel like I'm going to light speed here.
Speaker 2: You can stay there until break and then we'll move.
Speaker 3: Can you can you imagine?
Speaker 2: I don't know what's happening on screen, but Bob was
probably back there. It's like when he has the hot
buttons when we're on like remote and he just doesn't
know what to do, so just pressing them all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he trying to get the laugh track and he never.
Speaker 2: Sound okay, waite really quick. This is unrelated, but saw
a pick of a laundra on the gram today. You
were looking good. Guarantee Christmas does well.
Speaker 8: So secret about these boots. Okay, they're made for walking,
they were made for walking, but they weren't made for
my feet. They were a size and a half too
small and a half nine and a half they're and eight.
Speaker 2: How did you that?
Speaker 8: I just really wanted, I really wanted it, really really
wanted to wear those boots, and they were going and
I had to just kind of squeeze you.
Speaker 2: Spot and you commit to it.
Speaker 3: I want you a size and a half, a size
and a half to have bruises in.
Speaker 2: Your hate me, but you know what beauty is paining.
Speaker 8: Beauty is pain and painness leaving the body.
Speaker 2: Look, you look beautiful.
Speaker 8: Thank you, Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. Where we all were all there, they
were there, yea, which all looked like I see a
picture of y'all.
Speaker 3: A little bit. Look the chargers were playing the.
Speaker 2: Broadcast documentation of you guys.
Speaker 9: I was the guy like showed up and like everybody
wore a suite.
Speaker 3: Had a leather jacket on. No, I wore I wore
that one suit that.
Speaker 9: I have the suit.
Speaker 2: It looks good. That's a good suit there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shut up.
Speaker 2: Smoke, Taylor, did you wear a suit?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Wait, hold on, wait, go ahead.
Speaker 6: Kaki pants red and green like plaid dress, shirt black.
You know, we have a little bit old. We got
a Christmas wedding this weekend too, so that's wedding.
Speaker 2: Give me a long Getting married during Christmas is the
churches are always decorated, so it's like flowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks nice for a long time, but.
Speaker 2: Those are expensive. That's an expensive part of a wedding.
Speaker 7: So I went to one Catholic wedding in the spring.
Like a guy dressed like the Pope was there.
Speaker 6: I don't know who he was. He was in the
minister he was just kind of like overseaing the whole
of the I.
Speaker 9: Still love that Taylor's lived his entire life in Louisiana
and just now has gone to a Catholic.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: It acts.
Speaker 3: Actually it's like some like new like kind of wild.
Speaker 9: And what's the religion of choice out in Walker? I mean,
I grew up Baptists. They have those snake churches, the
ones where you where you where you handle the rattles.
Speaker 2: You didn't you kind of come from a snake church.
Speaker 9: Yeah, to be fair, my mom's Pentecostal. I've seen old
women speaking tongues.
Speaker 2: Yeah so well no so, but to be fair, like
when you see someone dressed like that. So when Grant
sang in church, I guess whatever. Last week or whatever,
there was like a bishop visiting in town and I
saw her walk in and she had the whole get
up on, and I was like, oh, no, you don't
put that on for a week. In for it, I
was like, y'all better lock in, lock in. No one's
getting out of here early.
Speaker 3: I put the full garb on like the trenches.
Speaker 9: Wait, so what did I What did I miss by?
When I was by the way, I don't listen to
Murphy Sandwich. You sent us a text say you were listening.
I was trolling, y'all.
Speaker 3: I was listening to y'all. I heard I heard, Uh
what did I hear? Was it on air?
Speaker 9: Offer?
Speaker 3: Then I went after Hunt again. I think Hunt came
in here and I missed Hunt. I heard we talked Indiana,
Notre Dame.
Speaker 9: I heard, Yeah, I heard Taylor talking about something about schedules,
and you could say the same thing about this school
and that school or whatever.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were talking about Indiana. Notre Dame and maybe
the pressure.
Speaker 5: Which coach has the most pressure in the playoff and
which one's playing with house money.
Speaker 8: That was, who do you think has the most pressure.
Speaker 3: Outside of Ryan Day? That's easy?
Speaker 2: Are you pressing buttons back there?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Fading in and out?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you cross a which one's live?
Speaker 7: PGM or P so your PGM prorogram so program is live.
If you look above your trying to do this whole time,
that shows you what's on.
Speaker 3: Who has the most pressure. That's like.
Speaker 9: Jamie Franks, Jimmy Franks for sure? Where you where do
you falling? Davo Little Dabo told House you think it's good?
Speaker 3: Okay? I was like in the in the gray area,
I wasn't sure. No, I heard you, No, Dabos Dabo
is uh.
Speaker 9: Again. It's a little old Clemson man playing big bad Texas,
you know, underdog and he got.
Speaker 3: Hey, he got his first ever defensive transfer.
Speaker 9: I know.
Speaker 3: We talked to it.
Speaker 9: We talked to a former uh Clemson football player on
snapstad and it was interesting. No Darien uh mit mints something.
It was very interesting talking to h someone who played
for Dabo, because he was like, look, man, he's corny
as hell, but like he's real, like we legitimately love him,
like that is him. He's corny, he's he's like he's
like your goofy dad kind of, but he's about his
players and we love him. I was like, okay, cool man,
because you never know, like and maybe the statue of
Limited should be up, but I didn't. I didn't think
it was like I know how to parse when a
player is saying, oh, yeah, we love him, but they're
just saying that because they have to. I think he
legitimately is like, no, like we like.
Speaker 3: I work with Eric McLane who played off Insive Line.
Speaker 5: He's on the ACC Network now and he loves Dabo,
I mean, like speaks of him like a father.
Speaker 3: So maybe it is real. I don't know.
Speaker 5: It does feel corny from the outside looking in like
that that shiit would get like old really quick, but
I don't know.
Speaker 3: Maybe they love it. He did say, and it's funny.
Speaker 9: He said he won multiple national champion chips under Daba
the player, And he did say that it was uh
uh very fun when they were winning, like it was
not like you know, I always think of like the
Alabama wins as being like this sort of Gray Soviet, like,
you know, task Master, but then it ends in the
Ultimate Prize and then you get to celebrate. But he
said they have a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: Along the way. Yeah, so shout out Dabo.
Speaker 9: Dude again, the troll in me, which cannot be controlled,
desperately wants Clemson to win the national championship because I
want to see the team that. Yeah, I want to
play the fin national champs that's right. Also, I just again,
if you think Dabo is insufferable, now I want him
to achieve peak insufferability, like he will go super saying,
Dabo if he wins this thing.
Speaker 5: Like you know how, you know what level that's going
to reach. Right, I told you the story. I don't
know if it was on our off air a couple
of years ago. We were interviewing him at the Senior balls,
me and Doring on the sideline and he's like, I
don't know.
Speaker 3: Why y'all want to interview low me.
Speaker 5: I mean we did all we did was win ten
games this year, didn't even win a conference championship. I
don't know why you had to want to interview met
And this was all fair. So if he wins another one,
you're gonna get that times a million.
Speaker 9: Yeah, and like how funny would it be for a
laundra and her ilk if Texas were to lose to
Dabbo and blow this whole great year.
Speaker 3: So we were talking about, like we're like, God, I'd
be so happy.
Speaker 8: We talked about how if that were to happen, Sark
would have a little bit of pressure.
Speaker 9: You can't see that, you yes, you can. It's right
in front of her face. Horns down, baby, where's my
paid It's up here?
Speaker 3: But you know what I was thinking, it's this dynamic
I was.
Speaker 2: It feels very like loosey goosey, like a little like
a round table, like we're paying out.
Speaker 9: I feel like I'm on like, uh my favorite. You know,
I'm obsessed with Dan Levatarde. I feel like a billy
gilly like Mike Ryan back here.
Speaker 3: I like everything a.
Speaker 2: Little dizzy with transitions.
Speaker 3: I'm closing this one eye over here.
Speaker 9: I'm like the Rocketman editor that won the Oscar for
Best Editing and then everybody clowned it because it was
just like, oh, there's.
Speaker 6: No yeah, there's no bobs. Also using like the little
lever that looks like a space.
Speaker 9: I can also do a cinematic you I can do
a cinematic crossfade here.
Speaker 6: So there's buttons at the bottom to do the same thing,
and they're quicker.
Speaker 3: I mean they're quicker, but they're not cool.
Speaker 6: No, they're not.
Speaker 9: I usually do it during the open so once a
show and then I I used to know my way
around this board a little bit. When we first got it.
I had it in my head that I was going
to learn how to do it, and then I was like, well,
that was a fun two days. Never going back to
that again.
Speaker 5: The video is harder than the Yeah, people are saying
that Elandra and I should switch seats, but I don't
know that you want me running the soundboard?
Speaker 6: Actually run?
Speaker 4: Did I?
Speaker 2: It might be a muscle memory. Maybe I get back
here and like, no, I think it is kind of
like right, figure it out. I know what the mics are.
Speaker 8: It's I think it's like riding a bike. You could
just probably get back.
Speaker 2: I do know that you'll you'll switch systems right as
I left, so like, I don't know the new system.
Speaker 6: You've never done.
Speaker 2: No, we were what was it called before?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, mom, guys, guys, I got an Ultra Sunrise
Monster Energy drink today?
Speaker 6: Where'd you get it?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 3: And I got to tell you, guys, Dak Prescott just
not it just not. It doesn't have it.
Speaker 9: Coach Prime, I don't think, guys, he's not. I'm telling
you he's not the right guy. He's not the right
he's too flashy, can't get it done. If only I
knew more about the third string wide receiver on the Packers,
I could continue this tailor bit. But I think i'mount
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you yell at him?
Speaker 3: Just wait? So what time is it?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Like all right, so are you gonna take it all
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench.
Speaker 3: H Uh what Christmas movie doesn't surmond you?
Speaker 2: Uh? What's the one with Seth before The Funniest movie?
It really is watching that movie.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I don't know that I've ever felt so represented
in a movie as Seth Rogan's character in.
Speaker 2: That movie when he gets the box and he's like,
you understand, you understand quantities of drugs.
Speaker 9: It's not like one joint, but like a lot of cocaine. Yes,
you don't know he's in the church. That baby staring.
Speaker 2: That movie is so funny. Oh wait, the best part
of the movie and then we don't have to talk
about the movie anymore, is when he's sitting at the
table and he's texting with.
Speaker 9: He's getting He's getting uh ballast picks.
Speaker 2: He's like, I mean, do I like this?
Speaker 8: Maybe I like this?
Speaker 3: That is very tea Bob. Yes, I mean someone who
is you know what curious? I'm telling you.
Speaker 9: I've never felt so represented in a movie as I
do in that one. I even have the I have
the star of David sweater. You yeah, but can't wear
that in publica the one time I did, you got
asked like about something, Well, I worked to Lennox Mall
and do some Christmas shop in Atlanta.
Speaker 3: Yeah, ihead And I have never been so.
Speaker 9: Blatantly hit on in my entire life. Who wants this?
I had three different Jewish girls come up to me
and like the first one, I just straight up said no,
I'm not Jewish, and it was like we got real awkward,
real She.
Speaker 2: Was like, are you Jewish? And he said, or did
you just say no, I'm not Jewish?
Speaker 3: No, it came up. It came up.
Speaker 9: And then so I don't know why that is actually
weird to think about it. Came up immediately every time,
so then I started lying and saying I'm half Jewish.
It's like a complete lie because my stepdad's Jewish.
Speaker 5: Yeah Sosh, yes, she's a Cashew, part Catholic, PARTU.
Speaker 3: But Aaron also has like a bad tattoo hall of
Fame entry.
Speaker 9: I think it's like on his ribs and it's like
it's like a cross and like a Celtic not it's
like green. It's all time bad, all time bad. What
does he say all that bad test? I don't think so,
I'm saying it. I'm putting it in the Hall Fame.
Speaker 3: Jake, you want this maybe leaup Yeah, now for sure?
Uh you can the what was it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: I still can't believe you don't have any tattoos. Like
I don't know somewhere. I don't know what's going on
in the Jewish men dating pool.
Speaker 9: But like I could be cleaning up if I was Jewish,
not even not even.
Speaker 7: Like Tea Bob getting a tattoo if something he's passionate
about it. I'm surprised he doesn't have a one drunk
tattoo so much.
Speaker 9: No, that's a lot of commitment. Man, I'm the only
way I was ever going to get a tattoo was
very famously Uh, if I had the main I've said
a million times, if I had made the NFL, I
was gonna get a full uh sleeve or half sleep
like really nice. You know, pay a lot of money
for it to make sure it's high quality, and it
was just gonna be like yeah, like Lord of the Rings,
Harry Potter football, just like everything on my arm, you
can still do it. No, I have no desire, no, none,
none at all. I'm just never I've never really.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you look like a tattoo guy.
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, give tattoo energy. But no, it's not, it's
it's it's not for me.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 9: I was really close to getting L s U on
my bicep, which would have been pretty douchey. Yeah, basically yeah,
it was gonna be like that, basically just like block
letters on my on my bicep. That would have been
really cool. Trust me, what if you sometimes you have
to be protected from yourself.
Speaker 3: What if you got uh? I like, so that's fine.
I think gets too much crap so bad. It's not
bad so.
Speaker 9: Bad, it's it's it's a it is a logo that
represents the golden era of LSUE.
Speaker 3: I don't think of it as that.
Speaker 9: Okay, when did else you win the most?
Speaker 3: I know, I know what you're saying. But it wasn't
like any apparel.
Speaker 5: It was so bad, like we didn't get anything from
the actual football office.
Speaker 3: That tunes is sod thing about that. Now, there wasn't
a lot. That wasn't a lot.
Speaker 2: It's fine, I love.
Speaker 3: Oh it's so bad.
Speaker 2: Look at that, Well that's a bad version of it.
Speaker 3: Also, that's a version of my house blurry. Look at him,
he's coming over the top. Dude's coming coming from what's this?
And I know, like you know, whoever designed it probably
has like a meaning to I don't know. It's not
a fan.
Speaker 9: If I if I, if I would get a tattoo,
I would get a I would get a just just
like a nice quote.
Speaker 3: Of my ribs.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with that.
Speaker 3: I'm just kidding. I would not do.
Speaker 8: Like what do you mean what like?
Speaker 2: It would be awful like in terms of what.
Speaker 9: Actually I should get, I should get my favorite very
like you, I should get my favorite quote. Ever, I
think Megan Fox is that right. Quotes in the Ribs
I should get my favorite quote ever because it's representative me.
Speaker 3: It's a western branch.
Speaker 9: No, No, that's good too, though, but it's from the
it's from the beginning of Confederacy of Dunces. Yeah, when
a true genius appears, you shall know him by this mark.
All the dunces will be lined up in confederacy against him.
And that's so often how I feel in this show.
You know, just like unappreciated genius tattoo.
Speaker 6: If you let me pick it, no, the worst thing ever,
you'll love it.
Speaker 2: You love it.
Speaker 7: A portrait of my face right there on one buttcheek.
I had a friend who very symbolic.
Speaker 2: I had a friend who he is he gets tattoos
all the time. But he got the I can't think
of it, the balls, the cake balls, the cake balls
people did on the place. Are you gonna work out?
Why can't think of the name? Oh my gosh, all
my brain just glitched out.
Speaker 8: So he got there.
Speaker 2: They said, if you get out of logo tattooed on
your body, you can have free cake balls for life.
And he did it. And he actually just and that
was probably like twelve or thirteen years ago. He just
covered it with something else that he's like running out
of space, but he like covered it with something else recently,
and he went and got his last like cake balls,
and it was like his like you know, last hurrah.
I mean, honestly, I'm willing to do it. Yeah, doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: I went so much money and I would get a
tattoo of the company that you like tattoos something.
Speaker 2: He gets one every Friday the thirteenth, every time.
Speaker 9: Just got one last week. Yeah.
Speaker 3: How many Friday at thirteens are there per year?
Speaker 6: Probably what one or two.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of tattoos.
Speaker 3: Damn, I mean I would, I would guess show. Uh
do you ever think he's like, uh.
Speaker 2: Well, not all of them are like some of them
are like.
Speaker 3: Somebody nobody that's in the tattoos never has.
Speaker 7: He's got to have that rainy day fun though. He's
on time to drop it on another tattoo.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's just getting tattoos a brew Haw's logo
just so he get cake balls. I think he's fine.
I think, I mean, but it's marked it because those gig.
Speaker 8: Balls are they're really good, so good.
Speaker 2: The red velvet ones, those are my favorite cake batter ones.
Speaker 3: Yea if I can be a bit crass.
Speaker 2: You're asking, yes, this is a bit crass.
Speaker 9: I've always thought the concept of getting a tattoo on
an erection would be very funny because when it is
in its uh more sedated state, it wouldn't look like anything, right,
You'd be like what, like what is it? It's just
kind of like looks like it's kind of marked out
a bit like that looks weird. But then when it
wakes up, it's like, oh, it's.
Speaker 6: Like it's like, you know, it's like one of those
you know what, to your point, it's like unfolding a map.
Speaker 9: Actually exactly.
Speaker 3: Hate this.
Speaker 9: It's like I wonder where.
Speaker 6: You unfold the map and it's there.
Speaker 2: I like that. I like that.
Speaker 3: Get it now You're like, what's hot?
Speaker 6: You're like, oh, it says happy.
Speaker 2: Yeah like that.
Speaker 3: Do you have any tattoos?
Speaker 9: I have a few, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: I figured like, yeahats.
Speaker 8: I have a cross okay, and then I got some
like flowers, a butterfly, no butterflies. I've been wanting another one.
Me and my siblings want to get like sibling tuts,
so that, yeah, I think we want to get one.
Speaker 3: When you have you have a tattoo with all your kids,
right I do, yeah right here, yeah.
Speaker 2: On my arm, if that was gonna I don't have
any tattoos, but if I was gonna get one, and
I thought about it for a while and I still might,
but it would be kid related. But I was thinking
either in her bicep here or like ribs there you Yeah,
I love a rib tat. Yeah, me too. I think
on girls it looks good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what, but I haven't because it's
like it does it like you have that. It is
just like a lot of commitment, and it's like it
just well, that like paralyzes me a little bit because
I'm like, okay, if it's gonna be something that's on
my body forever, like I needed to be perfect and
I can't get there. You know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a very funny tattoo ideas in the chat
for sure.
Speaker 2: Just like unfolding a map.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's like unfolding a map.
Speaker 2: Did not expect that.
Speaker 6: Unfurling a scroll. It's not entirely inaccurate.
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Speaker 3: And and it's very discreet, right, But like the worst part.
Speaker 9: Is, guys, it's you might be stuck in vicious cycle
where you're embarrassed about this thing and you're still embarrassed.
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Speaker 3: It's like fat bastard right from Austin Powers that plus crap.
He's like, I'm depressed because I eat, and I eat
because I'm depressed.
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Speaker 2: You know that sounds like you know the the movie.
It's the Irish movie. Why can't my brain Disney? Sorry,
I should have been I just said the Irish movie
I the one, the Disney on Irish. No, the Disney
look at the Iris of Basketball, Disney movie Brave, Yes, brave,
And so you sound like the dad.
Speaker 3: Oh the me.
Speaker 2: My brain is working, working, it keeps reaching for things.
Speaker 9: And it was just like, no, I don't want to
be a princess. I'm a god Italian. I got Luis
Amount y'all.
Speaker 2: Who's picked the pictures of him. It's so hot the
pictures of him, like being like in his like orange
jumpsuit yesterday and was it yesterday or they wore It
just looks but it looks so dramatic.
Speaker 3: It's like it's cinematic with all the security.
Speaker 2: And why are there twenty people with him?
Speaker 9: So many people, because I would say there's probably a
lot of targets on on on on his back.
Speaker 3: Potentially maybe not the actually I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It just looks. It just feels like a lot like
that pictures that like wide angle picture where you can
see everything. It's just like it looks like thought of
a movie.
Speaker 9: And he is and he's good looking. He's good looking
to the point where generally when something happens in real life.
The people aren't that good looking, and then when you
watch the movie about it, that's what they look like.
Who would play the guy that they cast him?
Speaker 3: Timothy shell May.
Speaker 8: Yes, you got to get like an Italian.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but also he's not good looking like that. Who Timothy, No,
he's not good looking like that. He's a different kind of.
Speaker 9: If tim can play Paula Trades in the Bob, we
would play Luigi.
Speaker 8: I think I love the press run that Timothy Chalome
is on right now. It's awesome.
Speaker 3: I've heard about this so what it was a good podcast.
Speaker 8: It's a great podcast. But also he's just doing like
a bunch of random stuff that's like really funny.
Speaker 6: Eleven what he's five eleven?
Speaker 2: Luis, I would say what Chala may is?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 9: What he's a little No, I'm going five to nine
on Timothy.
Speaker 5: Now, I just saw he just walked five ft from
me in the SEC Championshire game.
Speaker 3: He ain't ain't no.
Speaker 6: Way He's at timpathy chalo May ten.
Speaker 3: It says, I mean, that's that's fine.
Speaker 2: My smudge, that a little bit, a little smudge, the
whole smudge, you know, guys. Sometimes Franco Dave Franco would
play that guy. You said that Daniel Basham. Oh my gosh,
that guy might be Dave Franco.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 2: The eyebrows, it's like you gotta have. So the one
thing about this guy that's like undeniable is that his
eyebrows are perfect. Like if you've seen there's like pictures
going around up like from his Instagram and stuff. In
every picture his eyebrows are.
Speaker 9: Well, they can perfect seven they became a unibrow, right,
because that's what Alanda was saying, are they well?
Speaker 8: I mean he had a brow and then in the
picture he didn't.
Speaker 2: Have the Okay, I saw a picture and it they
were like perfectly groomed. But like Dave's, Franco has that
same light. Yeah, he does brow situation.
Speaker 9: Best eyebrows ever in Hollywood.
Speaker 3: Eugene Levy Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, all right, are the
dad for me? O see but we can Yeah, yeah,
he goes on the list for sure.
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Speaker 1: Welcome back to the ninth ranked morning sports show in America.
Off the bench the new.
Speaker 9: Ping its arend to a coupy, so I don't need
one for me. A man on the road and they
had the time.
Speaker 3: To make us once go check it twice. The only
thing I'd like to see under my Christmas set he
no boy.
Speaker 2: Give me.
Speaker 8: I had to do it one more time before I
leave because I'm not going to be here next week.
I'm going to Texas.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, Christmas.
Speaker 3: What days are we working next week?
Speaker 2: You're like, what are we here?
Speaker 3: Monday, Monday, Tuesday?
Speaker 5: Right, No, Monday, Thursdayday, Christmas, Monday, Thursday, Friday for the
next two weeks.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, because New Year's New Year's even New Year's Day.
Speaker 9: Tight.
Speaker 6: Let's see here Monday, Thursday Friday next week.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, boys here too. I mean that is a
good yeah, not bad.
Speaker 9: No, I like them say, yeah, not bad holidays here? Right.
Speaker 7: So when we were doing we were picking like wedding
venues right before we got meried.
Speaker 9: Uh.
Speaker 7: I had to take off of work on a Wednesday.
Having the middle of the week off is phenomenal, said,
your two work days day off, two work days weekend.
I mean it just broke everything off, Like the middle
of the week is the best.
Speaker 3: I agree with that.
Speaker 5: We changed up our off campus schedule where Jimbo's on
Tuesdays and then Bobby's on Wednesday, so it's a three
man weave those two days. It's like, this doesn't even count.
Working for free easy money, but I don't want to
work for free. Though, what am I doing?
Speaker 2: He's on it out? What's happening over the.
Speaker 3: Zoning out?
Speaker 9: No this, I was pretty hungover. And then this is
do you have a shirt on under that sweater? You
want to find out?
Speaker 8: No, I was he might have he might have.
Speaker 2: Some abs under there.
Speaker 3: I've been my man shut.
Speaker 2: I saw.
Speaker 9: A lot of heavy lifting.
Speaker 8: I put it in quotes.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only thing I need to do is I.
Speaker 9: Got to figure out my shoulder. Dude, it's the only football.
I mean, it's beyond hurting. I can't even like I
can't even lift it up, like this is the max
I got, and then it's about to fall out of socket. Okay,
just like pop right out.
Speaker 3: No, well isn't y'all.
Speaker 2: I've been watching him. He's been killing it. Shows up.
He does it every day.
Speaker 9: We get after it.
Speaker 2: Yeah what you go there?
Speaker 3: Then you go back home and shower up and get
ready for this. You get close to your house, Yeah,
it's like two seconds away.
Speaker 2: Something that owners really love is that he has begun
doing Wet Wednesday is Wet Wednesday, and it's like I
was like, we started doing I was like, that's gonna
either they're gonna either love it or what does that
guy do?
Speaker 3: Yah?
Speaker 8: But they love it.
Speaker 2: They think it's great.
Speaker 9: The wet Wednesday wet check baby, I let a snook
a little thirst in this last one. I had no
pants or panties on. What yeah?
Speaker 3: And you only.
Speaker 9: Yeah, you could only a little bit of cheek. At
one point one or two people called me out on
on Instagram. I just send him back a little wink emojis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he does it. He kills it. He does,
he does burn, he does the hot glasses. He gets
in there very fun.
Speaker 7: I can see about getting so offended. If somebody came
up it was like, hey, like, do you like not
have underwear on or whatever? He's like, guys, no, no, no,
this is at my house.
Speaker 2: Afterwards, he wasn't walking around with no pants on it
the awhere.
Speaker 3: Though, I do wear yoga pants with no panties to
be fair.
Speaker 8: He wait, okay, so do we want to do ask
the bench calling?
Speaker 3: Or do we want to today Monday? We'll do it here,
I think we should. Okay, let's do then.
Speaker 8: Okay, so let's go to break now so we have okay,
what's the number? Oh, that's a great two two five?
Right for you? Ask the bench questions.
Speaker 1: Just off the bench, Welcome in to the best morning sports,
This show around Off the Bench with Esther and.
Speaker 6: T Bob Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 3: Do we have a call?
Speaker 8: We do have a call already?
Speaker 3: Do we have a call?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Hey, get ready for these?
Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, I'm gonna be like, okay, please keep this clean.
Speaker 6: Collar You're sweet.
Speaker 9: You're on the air, asked the bench. This is Greg Coman.
By the way, Greg, please keep it clean. When happened
in the twenty eleven halftime games, who did you hit?
Speaker 3: I hit Less Miles.
Speaker 9: Directly in the face, and then and then and then
I like Rudy, I went like, you know, that's scene
in Rudy and I laid my jersey on his desk
and I said, I'm not.
Speaker 3: Playing unless Jared plays. And that's what really happened. Guys.
You know it's crazy.
Speaker 9: I've been holding in this whole time.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Greg? What goybody else?
Speaker 8: Nobody else? Get four five?
Speaker 3: Yeah? For sure?
Speaker 9: A bitch? Uh Murphy, Sam and Jody or Rivers, Jake
and Tate Rivers, Jake and.
Speaker 3: Tata Easy easy any day, easy, not even close?
Speaker 2: Easy?
Speaker 5: Bob, did you ever have like a time We're talked about,
you know, fighting with coaches kind of did you have
a time where you like you got mad at a
coach and you tried to like show out at practice
to show that you were angry because like we didn't
have as much freedom as these players have now.
Speaker 9: I got very I do know in one time I
did pissed coach Miles off at me pretty badly. Where
it was West Virginia week. Gears three had just come out.
Speaker 3: And so we had spent So we got it at
midnight and we spent.
Speaker 9: All night playing.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 9: So the point is like the next day in practice,
we're all kind of tired, short views.
Speaker 3: And he was, uh, he was saying something that was
annoying me, and I did this. I gave him.
Speaker 4: Ter.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got me.
Speaker 9: Into big trouble.
Speaker 3: We got another call.
Speaker 8: Are not happy, guys, we have another call.
Speaker 9: We gotta come back.
Speaker 8: I was like, I was like, all right, yeah, we
got to come back to this, all right. Ask the
bench here on the air.
Speaker 3: So they hung up on that's wild behavior, is yeah.
I just he said something.
Speaker 1: So mad.
Speaker 5: So there was one time disrespectful Larry Porter. You're here, right,
Larry Porter was here and you're here we's.
Speaker 9: Get I got a bad habit of that for a minute. Yeah,
I love coach Porter.
Speaker 5: So Larry was mad at us one day and he
was making us go to the gauntlet. So the gaunt,
it's like that thing with like the metal arms that
all football players run through, you know, talking about it.
Speaker 3: It's incredibly hard. It sucks. I hated it.
Speaker 5: Well, he kept making us go through it, making us
go through and like healing fumble, so he had to
go through, and then like somebody was fumble, we had
to go through. I'm talking about like twenty times, like
we got bruises everywhere. So finally, like I was the
senior leader, like I'm pissed, like this ain't gonna happen anymore.
Speaker 3: So I go and I'm gonna flip the gauntlet. All right,
I'm gonna get it. I'm gonna flip it over. What
did that's some bitch weighed a million pounds.
Speaker 9: I went.
Speaker 3: I went to go to try to lift it up,
and let me tell you, a million pounds. I go
to lift it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I get stuck a little bit, and I'm like,
Sean Shuan, come over, didya get it up?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: I got two calls on the line. Let's go to
the first one. That's the bench.
Speaker 2: You're on the air.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, who's this?
Speaker 9: Hey?
Speaker 3: This is Trent's going guy.
Speaker 6: Oh not too much, guys, it's another morning enjoy listening show.
Speaker 3: Tay.
Speaker 7: I see you out there at so working on those
tennis moves.
Speaker 3: Hell yeah, bro, we tried, man, We tried, slowly but surely.
Speaker 9: Yes, man doing all right?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well, you know, I think you have to ask questions.
I will say this. You know who used to be
a choke with us and then she got.
Speaker 9: To Bougie Rivers. Hate to see.
Speaker 3: Hate to see it anyway, So what's your question?
Speaker 6: My question is, all right, we're gonna go to the
next car.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 8: I don't know who this is. You're on the air though,
this is a joke.
Speaker 2: Joe Hey for Bob and Jake.
Speaker 8: Who was the craziest guy that y'all played with or
somebody that.
Speaker 3: If you had to walk down that dark alley?
Speaker 9: Doubt? He literally became a UFC five.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like number four heavyweight in the world
and the UFC one time knocked out Derek Lewis. I
couldn't get that million pound gottle let over. He came
and pushed it over for me. He benched near six
hundred pounds over six pounds. He he was a state
champion wrestler.
Speaker 9: One day after practice, had a wrestling met in the indoor,
and he lined up and beat like twenty guys in a.
Speaker 3: Row, like Jack Dixon, Chris Mitchell, like all of them.
Speaker 9: I got pinned, like yeah, I mean I didn't a chance,
but it was like it was everybody down the line.
All right, guys, thank you so much. Great week, Rivers,
Glad that you got off suspension. Don't do it again though, Okay.
Speaker 2: For the next two weeks. Wow, it's Christmas. Look I
gotta I'll bet I'll be in North Carolina.
Speaker 3: I don't care, Sam, good luck, I don't care. They
ever heard that of the old Steven.
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: Happy Christmas, guys, see him on day off the bench.