Speaker 1: So the movie Jaws is being re released into theaters.
Speaker 1: It's going to happen on August twenty ninth. I think
Speaker 1: Jaws is the best movie of all time. Like, I
Speaker 1: absolutely love this movie. I think it's pretty darn near perfection. Obviously,
Speaker 1: this special effects aren't so great as they were back then,
Speaker 1: but they also leave it up to your imagination because
Speaker 1: they don't show the shark for such a long time.
Speaker 1: But I've been thinking about this, and I love movies,
Speaker 1: and this is probably my favorite all time movie. And
Speaker 1: so I was thinking about, like, do I want my
Speaker 1: kids to go see this with me in the theaters? No,
Speaker 1: But I'm like, man, this movie scarred me so bad.
Speaker 1: Like if I'm swimming, Like if I was to go
Speaker 1: swimming in a like an Olympic sized pool or so,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I would, but and it was
Speaker 1: super deep, I would have an irrational fear that there
Speaker 1: was a shark in that pool.
Speaker 2: Man in a lake and a pond.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you, I can't be in the ocean
Speaker 1: without thinking that I look like I don't know a
Speaker 1: pizza roll to a great white shark. Why would you
Speaker 1: be in an Olympic sized saltwater pool. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: there's been times where I've been swimming in a big
Speaker 1: pool and I was scared. In the pool, you're so
Speaker 1: vulnerable because you honey.
Speaker 2: Pool ben, I was the saying growing same. If it
Speaker 2: was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom, I
Speaker 2: was like, there's a shark in here, right, It's no,
Speaker 2: but it's a fair.
Speaker 1: It's way more logical that there would be piranha in
Speaker 1: there over a shark.
Speaker 2: Did you hear how country? I was like, oh, it's
Speaker 2: a rash No, but it's a fair. You're talking to it.
Speaker 2: She's crandall pulled you into her world. And then you
Speaker 2: wanted me to understand what we used to swim in
Speaker 2: the cement pond out there. It's not even more likely. No,
Speaker 2: Piranhas are even more rare than sharks. Dufus. Okay.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking about what I told my daughter when when
Speaker 1: we went to Hawaii, and you.
Speaker 2: Know, it's gosh, two or three years ago now, and.
Speaker 1: I was telling her on the way, I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I bought the parachute package for all of us,
Speaker 1: and she was like, wait what And the whole family
Speaker 1: was on on the bit but her and this had
Speaker 1: to scar her. And I was like, yeah, but I
Speaker 1: didn't go all out. I got myself. I got a
Speaker 1: silk one. But for you guys, I got deer skin once.
Speaker 1: And she's like, why does that matter. I was like, well,
Speaker 1: the sharks are attracted to the deer skin. So if
Speaker 1: we have to jump out of the plane and you
Speaker 1: hit the water, detached the parachute, so the sharks will
Speaker 1: follow it to the bottom of the ocean. And so
Speaker 1: I probably already have scared her about sharks. But she's fourteen.
Speaker 1: My middle son is seventeen. Will it scar them forever
Speaker 1: if they go to a theater and watch Jaws? No,
Speaker 1: because they've all now they've lived through years and years
Speaker 1: and years of Shark week And then on top of that,
Speaker 1: if they went and saw Jaws, they would be like, Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's the story of a mechanical shark from an
Speaker 1: amusement park swimming around at the ocean a thousand years ago,
Speaker 1: and everyone looked weird, like it's out of contact or
Speaker 1: it's not gonna I mean, the Exorcist used to be
Speaker 1: scary to people. Now you see it and her head
Speaker 1: spins around, you start laughing, right, you know, it's just
Speaker 1: they've seen too much now for that to scare him.
Speaker 2: I think we'll say Jawn's doing well on rotten tomatoes,
Speaker 2: ninety percent on the tomato meter, two percent behind Paddington.
Speaker 1: I otty good.
Speaker 2: Is that the one where he goes to prison?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: And the second one Maddington goes to prison. He's improved
Speaker 2: right now, a prison improved. Yeah, that's a lot of alliteration.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of our introd shark time. Boys. Right now,
Speaker 2: you're right right, right, right right, trying to.
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Speaker 5: Shaw shank through the sewer kid now with chilling at
Speaker 5: the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the Doc.
Speaker 6: Got a habit for my house, a gop status, Howard
Speaker 6: starting to get cratic shows that up multiplied like a
Speaker 6: rabbit two the inzon out, prink it up, feed the habit.
Speaker 4: I'm on hang out with the Friends, rocking on the radio.
Speaker 4: My home boys head talking on the radio. It's time
Speaker 4: to to this wallkid, Oh baby, he kt Christine up
Speaker 4: all up on the ladio.
Speaker 1: Which one was it where Paddington had to turn tricks
Speaker 1: to make a rent?
Speaker 2: That was the first one. That was the first one. Yes, okay,
Speaker 2: disgusting bear, but on that sequel? So yep uh. Did
Speaker 2: you know that it is sleep Awareness Week? Everyone? I
Speaker 2: knew because it was in your email earlier. Big deal
Speaker 2: for me as an ambassador of narcolepsy awareness. I want
Speaker 2: everyone to know that you're not just tired, you might
Speaker 2: have narcolepsy. So go get it checked out. Is that
Speaker 2: why you did the my pillow endorsement? And so I
Speaker 2: did this the oh wow, I'll wake you up.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the doctor said, here's the cure for pay times sleepiness.
Speaker 3: It's the few. It's family pew. It's the pun. It's
Speaker 3: the family pew. It's the pew. It's that family pew.
Speaker 3: It's a peu, it's family pew, the.
Speaker 4: Pew, it's.
Speaker 2: It's with a family, pulled up and jump. You need
Speaker 2: buzzwords before we can move forward. Christina per okay, her
Speaker 2: favorite country's pretty good outside of America, of course, skin
Speaker 2: Paddington goes to prison. Ben buzzword buzzword sleep awareness dream
Speaker 2: Top ten dreams Americans say they have buzzword, ben s thanks,
Speaker 2: what snake dreams, beer long and juicy.
Speaker 1: Paddington goes to prison being naked in a in some
Speaker 1: sort of crowder in front of people.
Speaker 2: Number ten, Okay, teeth falling out. No, teeth falling out.
Speaker 2: I've wished for that. That is correct number. That's number eight,
Speaker 2: Christina Duck. The past two is for that for my
Speaker 2: wif to bit and skin. You have three strikes Jesus.
Speaker 1: Teeth falling out is number two. Number eight Okay, I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, I's gonna say.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Number seven was teeth getting knocked out.
Speaker 2: As in hockey, Let's go stars eight answers on the
Speaker 2: board four minutes to left in regulation time. Okay, so
Speaker 2: how does this work? She passed to y'all. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: y'all can you know? Uh so? Is this is it fears?
Speaker 2: Because how snake dreams not on there? Different? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're you're in your own category one is
Speaker 1: definitely gonna be flying, okay, flying plane crash flying, yeah,
Speaker 1: or also the people flying.
Speaker 2: Public speaking wait hold on, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: play the man No, I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Off we were talking, yeah, the table talk man if
Speaker 1: it's gonna be two people.
Speaker 2: You can table talk. Well, i've given you four strikes.
Speaker 2: We didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, well then so we got
Speaker 2: three left. You have two left.
Speaker 1: He didn't submit an answer. No, how about the Cowboys
Speaker 1: getting to the NFC Championship then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, this list sucks? Uh okay, oh wait, what does
Speaker 2: the category again? Say it again? This is top ten dreams.
Speaker 2: People have ten things people dream? Okay, uh see, I'm
Speaker 2: combining it with fears. Yeah, it's not nightmares, it's just dreams. Okay,
Speaker 2: but is it?
Speaker 1: Could it be that you fear of a college test
Speaker 1: happening and you've forgotten it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct.
Speaker 2: Right there, That is a number six dreamer in school
Speaker 2: taking a test. Yeah, okay, number six. Think about maybe
Speaker 2: any mission? Uh you p on yourself. You're saying O
Speaker 2: mission or okay, externally missions. So you dream of sex,
Speaker 2: not sex? Not on there, but I won't count it.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, No one's dreaming about sex. Doesn't sound like it. God,
Speaker 2: America sucks. What about having your friend's wife's teeth removed?
Speaker 2: That still counts, as I have one? Okay, in the second,
Speaker 2: getting chased, getting chased? Absolutely up there. Number one. Oh respondence,
Speaker 2: right there, a dream where you're being chased?
Speaker 1: What about going to a chase at m I have
Speaker 1: never never had the one about being chased? Seven either,
Speaker 1: But I don't remember my dreams, dude, it's pretty rare.
Speaker 1: I do, but it's such a short dream. I get
Speaker 1: caught immediately, very slow.
Speaker 2: Number two, well, let's go backwards. Number nine a dream
Speaker 2: about you killing someone? Oh, my god, fantasy about that.
Speaker 2: I'm wide awake, I do you never had that? Dream
Speaker 2: are called day thoughts? Yeah, every single day. Number seven
Speaker 2: A dream where you're dying. Yeah. Number five a dream
Speaker 2: where you've lost your voice and you're unable to shout
Speaker 2: for help, Which, to me, that's just sleep paralysis, which
Speaker 2: I have all the time. Right, there's nothing you can do.
Speaker 2: But I've tricked myself in a knowing I have it,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't really affect me in a negative way.
Speaker 2: How long does it last? I don't know really.
Speaker 1: I think it probably happened super quick, but it seems
Speaker 1: like a long time. I've had sleep paralysis before, and
Speaker 1: I'm convinced that's what people think is happening when they're
Speaker 1: getting alien abducted.
Speaker 2: It's really sleep paralysis. Number four dream you're hanging out
Speaker 2: with a celebrity all the time. You and Christine I
Speaker 2: get to do that every day. Yeah, yeah, really sucks.
Speaker 2: Number three you're running late to something important. Yes, always
Speaker 2: running late.
Speaker 1: To Number two Ben running late something important and being chased.
Speaker 1: I dream about fall Yes, yeah, dangling.
Speaker 2: I did get the snake. The snake dream too, Yeah,
Speaker 2: where the snake is just biting at you and stuff
Speaker 2: and yeah, sometimes a trip squeeze and is trying to
Speaker 2: wrap stuff around your neck.
Speaker 1: I had a Luca nightmare the other night. I I seriously,
Speaker 1: I've been remembering my dreams this week. And I woke
Speaker 1: up and I told my wife we were house sitting
Speaker 1: for Luca and we failed him.
Speaker 2: It was like a disaster or something. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: what does that mean.
Speaker 1: I don't know that Central American crew of bandits show
Speaker 1: up to the house. I had a snake dream where
Speaker 1: I was the wheel on Tommy Lee's boat. Okay, okay, right,
Speaker 1: you were a snare drum. Yeah, there you have it there?
Speaker 2: What was number one getting chased?
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