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<v Speaker 1>So the movie Jaws is being re released into theaters.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to happen on August twenty ninth. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Jaws is the best movie of all time. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely love this movie. I think it's pretty darn near perfection. Obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>this special effects aren't so great as they were back then,

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<v Speaker 1>but they also leave it up to your imagination because

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<v Speaker 1>they don't show the shark for such a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>But I've been thinking about this, and I love movies,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is probably my favorite all time movie. And

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<v Speaker 1>so I was thinking about, like, do I want my

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<v Speaker 1>kids to go see this with me in the theaters? No,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, man, this movie scarred me so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Like if I'm swimming, Like if I was to go

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<v Speaker 1>swimming in a like an Olympic sized pool or so,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I would, but and it was

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<v Speaker 1>super deep, I would have an irrational fear that there

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<v Speaker 1>was a shark in that pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Man in a lake and a pond.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just telling you, I can't be in the ocean

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<v Speaker 1>without thinking that I look like I don't know a

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<v Speaker 1>pizza roll to a great white shark. Why would you

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<v Speaker 1>be in an Olympic sized saltwater pool. I'm just saying,

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<v Speaker 1>there's been times where I've been swimming in a big

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<v Speaker 1>pool and I was scared. In the pool, you're so

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<v Speaker 1>vulnerable because you honey.

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<v Speaker 2>Pool ben, I was the saying growing same. If it

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<v Speaker 2>was deep and I couldn't really see the bottom, I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, there's a shark in here, right, It's no,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's a fair.

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<v Speaker 1>It's way more logical that there would be piranha in

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<v Speaker 1>there over a shark.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hear how country? I was like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a rash No, but it's a fair. You're talking to it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's crandall pulled you into her world. And then you

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<v Speaker 2>wanted me to understand what we used to swim in

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<v Speaker 2>the cement pond out there. It's not even more likely. No,

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<v Speaker 2>Piranhas are even more rare than sharks. Dufus. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking about what I told my daughter when when

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<v Speaker 1>we went to Hawaii, and you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, it's gosh, two or three years ago now, and.

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<v Speaker 1>I was telling her on the way, I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I bought the parachute package for all of us,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, wait what And the whole family

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<v Speaker 1>was on on the bit but her and this had

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<v Speaker 1>to scar her. And I was like, yeah, but I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't go all out. I got myself. I got a

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<v Speaker 1>silk one. But for you guys, I got deer skin once.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, why does that matter. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>the sharks are attracted to the deer skin. So if

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<v Speaker 1>we have to jump out of the plane and you

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<v Speaker 1>hit the water, detached the parachute, so the sharks will

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<v Speaker 1>follow it to the bottom of the ocean. And so

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<v Speaker 1>I probably already have scared her about sharks. But she's fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>My middle son is seventeen. Will it scar them forever

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<v Speaker 1>if they go to a theater and watch Jaws? No,

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<v Speaker 1>because they've all now they've lived through years and years

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<v Speaker 1>and years of Shark week And then on top of that,

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<v Speaker 1>if they went and saw Jaws, they would be like, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's the story of a mechanical shark from an

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<v Speaker 1>amusement park swimming around at the ocean a thousand years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone looked weird, like it's out of contact or

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<v Speaker 1>it's not gonna I mean, the Exorcist used to be

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<v Speaker 1>scary to people. Now you see it and her head

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<v Speaker 1>spins around, you start laughing, right, you know, it's just

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<v Speaker 1>they've seen too much now for that to scare him.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we'll say Jawn's doing well on rotten tomatoes,

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<v Speaker 2>ninety percent on the tomato meter, two percent behind Paddington.

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<v Speaker 1>I otty good.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that the one where he goes to prison?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>And the second one Maddington goes to prison. He's improved

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<v Speaker 2>right now, a prison improved. Yeah, that's a lot of alliteration.

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<v Speaker 2>It reminds me of our introd shark time. Boys. Right now,

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<v Speaker 2>you're right right, right, right right, trying to.

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<v Speaker 4>Do it one or.

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<v Speaker 5>Came quick quick Evan with our show You're going whooming

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<v Speaker 5>in you except with similar sweet pursuing it donld out

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<v Speaker 5>Shaw shank through the sewer kid now with chilling at

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<v Speaker 5>the eagle. Yeah, we're doing it. Three o'clock on the Doc.

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<v Speaker 6>Got a habit for my house, a gop status, Howard

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<v Speaker 6>starting to get cratic shows that up multiplied like a

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<v Speaker 6>rabbit two the inzon out, prink it up, feed the habit.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm on hang out with the Friends, rocking on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>My home boys head talking on the radio. It's time

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<v Speaker 4>to to this wallkid, Oh baby, he kt Christine up

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<v Speaker 4>all up on the ladio.

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<v Speaker 1>Which one was it where Paddington had to turn tricks

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<v Speaker 1>to make a rent?

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<v Speaker 2>That was the first one. That was the first one. Yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>disgusting bear, but on that sequel? So yep uh. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you know that it is sleep Awareness Week? Everyone? I

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<v Speaker 2>knew because it was in your email earlier. Big deal

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<v Speaker 2>for me as an ambassador of narcolepsy awareness. I want

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<v Speaker 2>everyone to know that you're not just tired, you might

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<v Speaker 2>have narcolepsy. So go get it checked out. Is that

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<v Speaker 2>why you did the my pillow endorsement? And so I

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<v Speaker 2>did this the oh wow, I'll wake you up.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the doctor said, here's the cure for pay times sleepiness.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the few. It's family pew. It's the pun. It's

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<v Speaker 3>the family pew. It's the pew. It's that family pew.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a peu, it's family pew, the.

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<v Speaker 4>Pew, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>It's with a family, pulled up and jump. You need

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<v Speaker 2>buzzwords before we can move forward. Christina per okay, her

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<v Speaker 2>favorite country's pretty good outside of America, of course, skin

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<v Speaker 2>Paddington goes to prison. Ben buzzword buzzword sleep awareness dream

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<v Speaker 2>Top ten dreams Americans say they have buzzword, ben s thanks,

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<v Speaker 2>what snake dreams, beer long and juicy.

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<v Speaker 1>Paddington goes to prison being naked in a in some

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<v Speaker 1>sort of crowder in front of people.

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<v Speaker 2>Number ten, Okay, teeth falling out. No, teeth falling out.

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<v Speaker 2>I've wished for that. That is correct number. That's number eight,

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<v Speaker 2>Christina Duck. The past two is for that for my

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<v Speaker 2>wif to bit and skin. You have three strikes Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>Teeth falling out is number two. Number eight Okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>was gonna say, I's gonna say.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Number seven was teeth getting knocked out.

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<v Speaker 2>As in hockey, Let's go stars eight answers on the

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<v Speaker 2>board four minutes to left in regulation time. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 2>how does this work? She passed to y'all. Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>y'all can you know? Uh so? Is this is it fears?

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<v Speaker 2>Because how snake dreams not on there? Different? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, you're you're in your own category one is

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<v Speaker 1>definitely gonna be flying, okay, flying plane crash flying, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>or also the people flying.

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<v Speaker 2>Public speaking wait hold on, no, no, no, no, yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>play the man No, I didn't, I didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Off we were talking, yeah, the table talk man if

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<v Speaker 1>it's gonna be two people.

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<v Speaker 2>You can table talk. Well, i've given you four strikes.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't. Oh yeah, yeah, well then so we got

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<v Speaker 2>three left. You have two left.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't submit an answer. No, how about the Cowboys

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<v Speaker 1>getting to the NFC Championship then?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this list sucks? Uh okay, oh wait, what does

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<v Speaker 2>the category again? Say it again? This is top ten dreams.

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<v Speaker 2>People have ten things people dream? Okay, uh see, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>combining it with fears. Yeah, it's not nightmares, it's just dreams. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but is it?

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<v Speaker 1>Could it be that you fear of a college test

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<v Speaker 1>happening and you've forgotten it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, correct.

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<v Speaker 2>Right there, That is a number six dreamer in school

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<v Speaker 2>taking a test. Yeah, okay, number six. Think about maybe

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<v Speaker 2>any mission? Uh you p on yourself. You're saying O

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<v Speaker 2>mission or okay, externally missions. So you dream of sex,

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<v Speaker 2>not sex? Not on there, but I won't count it.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, No one's dreaming about sex. Doesn't sound like it. God,

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<v Speaker 2>America sucks. What about having your friend's wife's teeth removed?

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<v Speaker 2>That still counts, as I have one? Okay, in the second,

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<v Speaker 2>getting chased, getting chased? Absolutely up there. Number one. Oh respondence,

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<v Speaker 2>right there, a dream where you're being chased?

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<v Speaker 1>What about going to a chase at m I have

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<v Speaker 1>never never had the one about being chased? Seven either,

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't remember my dreams, dude, it's pretty rare.

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<v Speaker 1>I do, but it's such a short dream. I get

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<v Speaker 1>caught immediately, very slow.

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<v Speaker 2>Number two, well, let's go backwards. Number nine a dream

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<v Speaker 2>about you killing someone? Oh, my god, fantasy about that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm wide awake, I do you never had that? Dream

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<v Speaker 2>are called day thoughts? Yeah, every single day. Number seven

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<v Speaker 2>A dream where you're dying. Yeah. Number five a dream

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<v Speaker 2>where you've lost your voice and you're unable to shout

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<v Speaker 2>for help, Which, to me, that's just sleep paralysis, which

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<v Speaker 2>I have all the time. Right, there's nothing you can do.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've tricked myself in a knowing I have it,

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<v Speaker 2>so it doesn't really affect me in a negative way.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does it last? I don't know really.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it probably happened super quick, but it seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a long time. I've had sleep paralysis before, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm convinced that's what people think is happening when they're

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<v Speaker 1>getting alien abducted.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really sleep paralysis. Number four dream you're hanging out

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<v Speaker 2>with a celebrity all the time. You and Christine I

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<v Speaker 2>get to do that every day. Yeah, yeah, really sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Number three you're running late to something important. Yes, always

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<v Speaker 2>running late.

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<v Speaker 1>To Number two Ben running late something important and being chased.

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<v Speaker 1>I dream about fall Yes, yeah, dangling.

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<v Speaker 2>I did get the snake. The snake dream too, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>where the snake is just biting at you and stuff

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, sometimes a trip squeeze and is trying to

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<v Speaker 2>wrap stuff around your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a Luca nightmare the other night. I I seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been remembering my dreams this week. And I woke

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<v Speaker 1>up and I told my wife we were house sitting

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<v Speaker 1>for Luca and we failed him.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a disaster or something. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>what does that mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that Central American crew of bandits show

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<v Speaker 1>up to the house. I had a snake dream where

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<v Speaker 1>I was the wheel on Tommy Lee's boat. Okay, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you were a snare drum. Yeah, there you have it there?

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<v Speaker 2>What was number one getting chased?

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<v Speaker 1>Coming up next in the Hollywood Shuffle, we have a

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<v Speaker 1>Wendy Williams controversy, and it is not about the burp

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<v Speaker 1>fart that's coming up next.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't miss it.