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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off or.

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<v Speaker 1>Something like that. Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath. Any

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<v Speaker 1>thrashed reship, any trash ship. You're a worst friend. Do

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<v Speaker 1>you want to know why you're all fucked up? Just

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<v Speaker 1>look at the fucking problems you hang around with you Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>man with one thousand and one bottles of lube in

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<v Speaker 2>One thousand and one bottles of lube and one brand

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<v Speaker 1>Like I have a hybrid, which I personally think is

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<v Speaker 1>a better option because I don't get all my fuel

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<v Speaker 1>go yep, slash worst Friend cast. I swear to god

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<v Speaker 1>I would pay upwards of to eighty dollars to have

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<v Speaker 1>someone just set this up so I don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with this fucking ass eighty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the geek squad won't even fucking pluging an HDMI

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<v Speaker 2>for eighty dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Why'd you just get all fast? Now?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? The i'd I sound fast now?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh well just leave it. It sounds good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's good enough for me. Fuck So, anyway, did

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<v Speaker 1>you see any of this Diddy stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I heard he diddled?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good. When did we originally start talking about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Couple weeks ago? Was Diddy?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Is that it six weeks or so? We don't

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<v Speaker 1>go back any further. I guess not. Black Stuff's not

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<v Speaker 1>really on my radar. That's no offense, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just not Yeah. Well, I mean every time there's a

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<v Speaker 2>new Medea movie that's a big deal. But well, I

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<v Speaker 2>get excited for that, sure, yeah, but crimes and like

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<v Speaker 2>all the prison population, all you know, like drug reform,

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<v Speaker 2>all all the shit that involves a lot of black people,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, fuck off.

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<v Speaker 1>I worked at AMC when the first Tyler Perry movie

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<v Speaker 1>came out. It was A Diary of a Mad Black Woman,

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<v Speaker 1>was the first one.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's the I think I've seen two of

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<v Speaker 2>his movies and that's one of them.

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<v Speaker 1>So I turned to Bland Drew that night and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, Yo, what the fuck is this movie? Diary

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<v Speaker 1>of a Mad Black Woman? I probably made some sick,

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<v Speaker 1>hilarious joke saying something super cool, you know, like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like this black guy, I know he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>mad black you know, something cool. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this shit's I mean, what is no one gonna see

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<v Speaker 1>this movie? Like what is this?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Every single show sold out all weekend long, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think we had to move it to a bigger theater.

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<v Speaker 1>It was crazy, just the old black ladies who fucking

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<v Speaker 1>came to that and we're like, I mean two for

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<v Speaker 1>the Medea movie and I don't even think Medea was

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<v Speaker 1>in that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>She was she was a minor character, I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, oh see, I didn't see it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then Medea was already a character like in

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<v Speaker 2>the Black Sphere because Tyler Perry had been like doing

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<v Speaker 2>it on as a play, I think. But yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that too. That was like, yeah, they had the

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<v Speaker 2>theaters crammed full, like they were, you know, two to

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<v Speaker 2>top of each other and each other's filth and sweat,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like they were ruel. And then yeah, it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like it was so popular that they like

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<v Speaker 2>they crammed them all into the bigger theater too, because

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<v Speaker 2>it was it was like the AMC AMC theater. They

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<v Speaker 2>Amistad the cinema for a weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>Pull your mic down just a little bit. There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't know, it might sound that's better. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's better. There you go. You have a weird echo

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<v Speaker 1>now too, but that's okay, Yeah, there you go. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I worked that fucking movie. There's nothing else to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even know how we got to that.

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<v Speaker 2>But we were talking about black culture, which I refer

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<v Speaker 2>to as the Blackest Sphere.

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<v Speaker 1>In the Blackest Sphere. Okay, well I did just name

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<v Speaker 1>that episode the Natalie Holloway Cinematic Universe, so I probably

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<v Speaker 1>won't be calling this one the Blackest Sphere, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Well that was for the sphere at the Vegas

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<v Speaker 2>the Dome or whatever. They were about the Blackest Sphere,

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<v Speaker 2>but they wanted to include all races, you know, they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to just play Medea Chris Tucker movies. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Medea Friday and Bernie mac specials.

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<v Speaker 1>Chris Tucker pre hanging out with Epstein. That was the thing, man, could.

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<v Speaker 2>You Yeah, he's only done like weird Christian movies since then, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you imagine if he was just the one normal

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<v Speaker 1>dude on the plane and there's Kevin Spacey, Bill Clinton

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<v Speaker 1>and fucking Jeffrey Epstein, Like, I don't even know how

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<v Speaker 1>he fits in with that equation in and of itself.

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<v Speaker 2>That's another one of those things that Lex Friedman softballed

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<v Speaker 2>Kevin Spacey on. He's like soul, what was with the

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<v Speaker 2>jet and Kevin Spacey's like, look, I didn't even know him.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. In Hollywood people fly on each other's jets.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I saw him there and I flew in

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<v Speaker 2>the jet. You know, I didn't go to his island.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't get a massage. I definitely didn't fuck any kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And Lex's like, all right, good enough for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah see that's not that's not his job, right, his

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<v Speaker 1>job to be real bold. I agree with you. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to see the other one. That's why I don't

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<v Speaker 1>watch Lex Friedman. But normally you only get one interview

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<v Speaker 1>and maybe not even a release form. If you fucking

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<v Speaker 1>you know, go hard at him. You fuck kids, you liar,

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<v Speaker 1>you lying these a shit, you know you fucked kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it's like Lex could have just been like,

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<v Speaker 2>why should I believe you? And Kevin could have been

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<v Speaker 2>like because I would never lie, and then he could

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<v Speaker 2>have been like all right, you know, but it's like

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<v Speaker 2>he just like, I I'm man. That interview pissed me

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<v Speaker 2>off because it's like he really did just believe everything,

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<v Speaker 2>and Kevin said, I guess I could just look it

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<v Speaker 2>up and fact check it. But it's like, dude, Kevin,

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<v Speaker 2>I know you did something. Look at you.

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<v Speaker 1>Now. Do you think Diddy is gonna end up being

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<v Speaker 1>more like the the Kevin Spacey or the Epstein, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think Diddy's innocent. Oh really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean like someone could have planted all the

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<v Speaker 2>lube and the dildos and the videos of him fucking

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<v Speaker 2>kids and recording other people fucking while he jerked off

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<v Speaker 2>that were stored on SD cards in his night side table.

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<v Speaker 2>Like sure, someone could have just planted all that.

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<v Speaker 1>At your age now and your level of maturity, I

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<v Speaker 1>guess I would say, how much money do you think

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<v Speaker 1>you could handle if you had fuck you money? How

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<v Speaker 1>long do you think you'd live.

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<v Speaker 2>If I okay, say okay. The first question was a

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<v Speaker 2>different question than what you just asked. The first question

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<v Speaker 2>is how much could I handle? And which is either

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<v Speaker 2>entirely too much or not enough? Like I'm either I

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<v Speaker 2>either have musk money, which I can only fuck up

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<v Speaker 2>through just buying big companies and tanking them. You know

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<v Speaker 2>which SpaceX and Tesla I don't think are going to tank,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, he's got a ways to go before

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<v Speaker 2>he destroys everything. But it's like I would have to

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<v Speaker 2>have all the money to be like feeling set, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like one or two billion dollars. I think I could

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<v Speaker 2>easily fuck my life up, and those the lives of

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<v Speaker 2>those around me and not die. I like.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that. You can't just be a fucking heart attack.

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<v Speaker 1>You also have to be a cancer. Not only will

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<v Speaker 1>I fuck my life up, I will fuck up the

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<v Speaker 1>life of everyone around me as well. I might get

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<v Speaker 1>lower text.

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<v Speaker 2>I pull you in.

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<v Speaker 1>If this stays positive, we're all gravy. If this goes negative,

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<v Speaker 1>it goes negative for everyone. Baby.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh, you just described my whole, like my outlook for

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<v Speaker 2>the last thirty six years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you don't need to shrink anymore. I'll just break

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<v Speaker 1>that down for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'm gad. I think I don't. Yeah, like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just like, yeah, I'm just a piece of shit

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of the time. But I'm accepting that now

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<v Speaker 2>so I can fix it, hopefully or not. But who cares,

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<v Speaker 2>You're fine, Yeah, yeah, I'll be all right. But but yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I just think if I had all the money that

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<v Speaker 2>I could just keep spending and spending and spending, and

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<v Speaker 2>I could just find new habits and new fun things

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<v Speaker 2>that I could keep spending on ad infinitum. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>oh god, Yeah, if I had whatever that amount of

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<v Speaker 2>money is, that's what I would need. But if you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking stuck me with like ten million or something. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I would have to kill. I would have to find

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<v Speaker 2>a way. I would have to have a contingency. Like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>if I get down to one hundred thousand, I just

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<v Speaker 2>take all of it and I buy all the drugs.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I buy eighty thousand dollars worth of stimulants.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I buy ten thousand dollars worth of armaments, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I buy ten thousand dollars worth of Lamborghinis, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I fucking.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten dollars with a Lamborghinis.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm gonna make them, you know, self driving, like autonomous,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, because this is the future, and I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna stage like a coup, you know, like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna mount my own insurrection, like all my Lamborghini gun vehicles.

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<v Speaker 1>The fuck you talking about? Who's even riding with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And your crew? The National Card doesn't they are autonomous Lamborghinis.

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<v Speaker 1>It's me.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just I made them drones, so I'm making killed

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<v Speaker 2>those making killdozers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I couldn't buy any Lamborghinis for the remaining twenty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars. I just want a bunch of Lamborghini bodykits

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<v Speaker 2>on old fybrid.

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<v Speaker 1>Why be fucking what do you need to be Lamborghinis just.

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<v Speaker 2>Because they're cool?

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<v Speaker 1>They look, here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>Most cars don't come in orange.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the thing. Fucking being cool is what got you

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<v Speaker 1>from ten million down to one hundred grand and planning

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<v Speaker 1>on somehow what takes billions of dollars for of the

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<v Speaker 1>technical research to do. You're gonna automate weaponized Lamborghinis. You're

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<v Speaker 1>even think one hundred grand. I think like fifty grand.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he spent.

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<v Speaker 1>Another I think you spend another fifty on drugs somewhere.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, yeah, well that's the contingency, right because if, like

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you buy fucking twelve dollars worth of fentanyl

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<v Speaker 1>and you'll be good. You'll need ten grand with the cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to mess with that stuff. It seems

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<v Speaker 1>Cops walk in, you just rail a fat line of fendy.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to bring anyone else with me. The

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<v Speaker 1>I hope they don't. I hope they fucking just burn

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it should be when we when someone dies,

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, with the people still in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck it? Who cares? Clear it away? Build a new one.

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<v Speaker 1>Let one of the big boys like Toll Brothers come

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<v Speaker 2>Go pick all that trash out of the ocean, and

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<v Speaker 2>build a house out of that.

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<v Speaker 1>They're doing that in Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>I heard, Oh good, that's good man, that's someone's doing

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<v Speaker 1>What Bill Maher had someone on the other day that

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to know if you thought they were credible

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<v Speaker 1>or not. John travll No, it was a climate change guy, and.

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<v Speaker 2>He's probably a fucking jerk. Uh Scott throwing soup on paintings.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he was a he was a you're

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<v Speaker 1>being frantic for nothing, chill out, or or all of

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<v Speaker 1>your solutions are dog shit. Well I think that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a denial that it's happening. It's that any

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<v Speaker 1>of the current programs we have in place for it

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<v Speaker 1>are ridiculous and should not be funded.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Absolutely, not that they shouldn't be funded, but that

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<v Speaker 2>they should if they're going to be funded, that the

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<v Speaker 2>restrictions put in place should be adhere to. So like

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<v Speaker 2>at this point, there's no there's no actual what is

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<v Speaker 2>the word I'm looking for enforcement? Right, So you have

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<v Speaker 2>companies like Exxon and BP and stuff or whoever the

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<v Speaker 2>fuck BP is? Now? Are they still BEP? Didn't they change?

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<v Speaker 2>They change their name again? I don't know. Oh, either way,

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<v Speaker 2>these guys every year they are required to release a

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<v Speaker 2>certain amount of particulates or less, you know, like there's

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<v Speaker 2>a maximum that they're allowed to release into the air,

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<v Speaker 2>and they release so much more than that. And the

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<v Speaker 2>reason they are allowed to do this without being fined

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<v Speaker 2>is because these companies invest a certain amount of money

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<v Speaker 2>each year into technologies that eventually, someday, hypothetically could be

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<v Speaker 2>used to capture all the carbon they're emitting. So for

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<v Speaker 2>every dollar that they are, every dollar yeah that they're

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<v Speaker 2>that they essentially emit into the air, if they invest

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<v Speaker 2>that into future technologies, they don't have to pay the penalty, right,

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<v Speaker 2>which is great, you know, like all this stuff, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's developing stuff, but all this a lot of this

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<v Speaker 2>stuff might not even come to fruition, right, Like, it's

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<v Speaker 2>it's just hypothetical. Shit. Carbon capture is a necessity, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna have to do carbon capture, especially if we're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna keep burning fossil fuels, which is a possibility, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna have to figure out a way to

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<v Speaker 2>capture this carbon. Even if any of the prototypes or

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<v Speaker 2>designs or any of these projects that people are talking

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<v Speaker 2>about as being feasible, even if they take off and

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<v Speaker 2>they work, none of them are gonna be on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground for like another twenty or thirty years. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>like these guys are basically getting no penalty, right. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's that's a big reason why they're still able

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<v Speaker 2>to release so much stuff. I think the incentive would

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<v Speaker 2>be a fuck, we don't have We don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>pay this fine, right, Like, who cares how much we're investing,

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<v Speaker 2>We don't want to pay this fine. But then it's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you get them to invest in the carbon capture?

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like paying the fine is enough, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I don't, No, I don't think it makes sense

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<v Speaker 1>to like what is the fine going to. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>The fine should just be going to the government putting

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<v Speaker 2>more money into actual carbon capture or actual green energy.

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<v Speaker 2>So for instance, like more electric vehicle chargers that are

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like you know how they we have like

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<v Speaker 2>telephone poles, we have fire hydrants, we have phone booths,

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<v Speaker 2>all these things. Will phone booths are addict Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because Bell used to be a public utility, so that's

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<v Speaker 2>why the phones were put everywhere. But then it was

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<v Speaker 2>it was made private and something. No Bell is still private.

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<v Speaker 1>Or well it's now Bell is at and t Yeah, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I went through a bunch of different things.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, got it. So the the point I'm making

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<v Speaker 2>is like there are feasible green options. There's things you

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<v Speaker 2>could do with the money. I'm not going to pretend

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<v Speaker 2>to have all the answers for that, but there's already

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<v Speaker 2>a quote unquote solution in place to get this carbon

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<v Speaker 2>capture shit rolling. And I feel like the offsetting is

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<v Speaker 2>a big part of why it would take a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>There is the fine in place, but then there's the allowance.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, like if you invest, you don't pay the fine,

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<v Speaker 2>they're just going to keep investing, you know, like they're

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<v Speaker 2>already just abusing hold on, op Sorry, someone texted me.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was important. It's some political shit, goddamn,

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, it's not even a big deal to me anymore,

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<v Speaker 2>because at the same time, I also have a view

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<v Speaker 2>like you shouldn't really be too frantic, right, Like you

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<v Speaker 2>should be practical and you should be solutions and goal oriented. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like, if you see that the government is

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<v Speaker 2>not doing a lot to face the impending climate crisis, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>what can you do? I feel like my plan is

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<v Speaker 2>within the next twenty to thirty years, I want to

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<v Speaker 2>move to Hawaii. Right, So if you are in a

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<v Speaker 2>state like Florida, which is doomed to be underwater in

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred two hundred years at least the coasts, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>start thinking, like maybe I could retire in Nebraska, set

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<v Speaker 2>up routs there so my kids don't drown, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when they're taking their kids to school. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>simple shit like that I think is actually a practical

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<v Speaker 2>approach for the everyday person when it comes to climate changed.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no reason for us to freak out and get

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<v Speaker 2>psychotic about it, right, Like, we see the government is

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<v Speaker 2>not moving quick and we see like science telling us, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what could happen. You find your local area,

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<v Speaker 2>see what some predictions are for your area, Like if

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<v Speaker 2>you're in the Middle East, you're already sweltering hell hole,

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be an even more sweltering hell hole

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<v Speaker 2>in the next forty years. Maybe think about, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>moving to Germany.

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<v Speaker 1>But why in France? Why did he need so many

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<v Speaker 1>bottles of lube?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, because have you ever tried to get into

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<v Speaker 2>a butthole in the shower. It's harder than just like

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<v Speaker 2>going no lube on the bed, you know, like the

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<v Speaker 2>water actually makes more friction somehow. So you got to

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<v Speaker 2>get this nice silicone, you know, like it's slippery shit,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, for the butthole in the shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I usually just use diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's a meat joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mine, okay, my diarrhea.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well that's fair because I would use someone else's.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean either that implies I would either be getting

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<v Speaker 1>fucked in the ass or that I would sit in

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<v Speaker 1>my own hand and then use it as lubricant.

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<v Speaker 2>That's immediately what I thought when you said it the

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<v Speaker 2>first You didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even think about the gay thing. No, no, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I just figured that's like, you know, like par

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<v Speaker 2>for the course. When you're fucking in the ass so

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<v Speaker 2>much that you're.

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<v Speaker 1>Gonna be covered in diarrhea, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's like a plunger, right, like you ever,

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<v Speaker 2>just like a plunge your toilet and then you you uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, nine times out of ten, all this stuff

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<v Speaker 2>goes down the tube and it's like, Okay, the plunger

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<v Speaker 2>is functioning as it's needed, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>As intended.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, But other times you you plunge and then

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<v Speaker 2>it starts backing up for some reason, and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, it's diarrhea on my dick. No, did I

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<v Speaker 2>ever tell you about that time in my house here?

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<v Speaker 2>This house, fuck, we had maybe lived here a few years,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've had backed up toilets before, but I've never

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<v Speaker 2>had a toilet overflow. And wait, let me ask you.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you on a sewage system or a septic sewage?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I've had a toilet overflow once when I

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<v Speaker 2>was a kid, and I remember my dad standing around

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<v Speaker 2>the rim of the toilet with a towel being like no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>and the water was like creeping up, you know, over

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<v Speaker 1>You know what you gotta do. You gotta risk it,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's scary because you have to put your head

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<v Speaker 1>and you gotta go back, and you got to turn

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<v Speaker 1>the water off real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I don't think he knew that much about plumbing

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<v Speaker 2>at the times.

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<v Speaker 1>He's just like, no, shit, water everywhere was a piss

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<v Speaker 1>or shit.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like it was shit. I feel like it

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<v Speaker 2>was shit, But it was like at the time. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember as a kid, I was having like really bad

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<v Speaker 2>constipation all the time because I didn't want to shoot.

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<v Speaker 1>It sexually abused.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, maybe, yeah, I just repressed it. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't want to shoot at school because one time I

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<v Speaker 2>at me and made me feel really embarrassed, you know. So,

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<v Speaker 2>so I didn't want to shoo it at school anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>So sure, So I would like, I would like hold

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, well, I guess I don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>shit anymore, you know, And then I would be like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to go, you know, just be like it

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<v Speaker 2>would be settled.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, maybe possibly you fucking just had nerves that

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<v Speaker 1>were really bothering you. Maybe, yeah, we grew up in

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<v Speaker 1>somewhat of a toxic environment.

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<v Speaker 2>TWI and be like, I can't shit. Someone help, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and someone would have to come and go.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop, stop, stop, you should say. I would say, well,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody help. And the story should in there, because then

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<v Speaker 1>you should on your own. It shouldn't be followed up

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<v Speaker 1>with whatever you said that you just followed it up

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<v Speaker 1>with it threw me off. And then somebody would that

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<v Speaker 1>of the door and tell me, you know, to clean

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00:23:05.960 --> 00:23:08.960
<v Speaker 1>myself up and come out. That's the only thing you

422
00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:09.480
<v Speaker 1>should say.

423
00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:12.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, no, somebody would come on the other side of

424
00:23:12.440 --> 00:23:12.920
<v Speaker 2>the door and be.

425
00:23:12.880 --> 00:23:13.519
<v Speaker 1>Like, what are your mean.

426
00:23:14.079 --> 00:23:18.759
<v Speaker 2>I'd be like, I won't come out. They would terrify you, yeah,

427
00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:20.480
<v Speaker 2>and they'd be like are you just kind of push

428
00:23:20.519 --> 00:23:23.240
<v Speaker 2>it out, and so then I would like, I would,

429
00:23:23.279 --> 00:23:26.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, like agonizingly shit these fucking hard turds out,

430
00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:31.160
<v Speaker 2>and then eventually my mom and my stepdad, her second husband, Bob,

431
00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:34.599
<v Speaker 2>he like her and him were like, look, you gotta

432
00:23:34.640 --> 00:23:37.079
<v Speaker 2>start shitting more because you're holding your ship in so

433
00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:40.200
<v Speaker 2>long that you get these like you know, like I think,

434
00:23:40.200 --> 00:23:42.799
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, my stepdad took a pill bottle and he's like,

435
00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:45.240
<v Speaker 2>your buttthole is probably this big, and your ship is

436
00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:49.160
<v Speaker 2>this big, and what without doing trying to jam? He's

437
00:23:49.160 --> 00:23:51.759
<v Speaker 2>trying to jam the pill bottle through this normal bottle

438
00:23:51.960 --> 00:23:52.680
<v Speaker 2>that I see you.

439
00:23:53.640 --> 00:23:56.480
<v Speaker 1>No, I physically know what he was doing. I'm trying

440
00:23:56.519 --> 00:24:00.240
<v Speaker 1>to figure out, like on an intellectual level, what's he's

441
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:00.960
<v Speaker 1>showing you here?

442
00:24:02.119 --> 00:24:04.400
<v Speaker 2>Dude? I was a visual learner, Like he made me

443
00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:05.079
<v Speaker 2>a diagram?

444
00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:07.680
<v Speaker 1>Did he not think you knew what was going on?

445
00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:11.240
<v Speaker 2>I didn't. Yeah, I was a little oh okay, I

446
00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:14.599
<v Speaker 2>was like five, yeah, okay, all right. So he's like,

447
00:24:14.640 --> 00:24:16.640
<v Speaker 2>your ship's building up in there. It's not coming out.

448
00:24:16.680 --> 00:24:19.960
<v Speaker 2>You got a ship like ging scientist. This is the

449
00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:24.079
<v Speaker 2>medicinal explanation. Here, his ship's building up in there. You

450
00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:27.279
<v Speaker 2>got a real fat long Well that's true, you know,

451
00:24:27.400 --> 00:24:29.839
<v Speaker 2>like all right, she was making a good point. I

452
00:24:29.839 --> 00:24:32.440
<v Speaker 2>just didn't understand because I was a visual learner. I

453
00:24:32.440 --> 00:24:35.000
<v Speaker 2>didn't like, I had these feelings of like agony in

454
00:24:35.039 --> 00:24:37.599
<v Speaker 2>my bowel, but I didn't really equate it with anything.

455
00:24:37.960 --> 00:24:43.079
<v Speaker 2>I just thought like, oh stop, you know. But anyway,

456
00:24:43.160 --> 00:24:46.200
<v Speaker 2>so I was after one of these Mondo ships at

457
00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:49.079
<v Speaker 2>my dad's house and he was like, oh shit, the

458
00:24:49.160 --> 00:24:51.400
<v Speaker 2>water and he's trying to catch it with a towel.

459
00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:53.440
<v Speaker 2>It's just like that's not going to work, you know.

460
00:24:55.079 --> 00:24:59.000
<v Speaker 2>And so I remember the like thinking like, oh god, Dad, like,

461
00:24:59.640 --> 00:25:01.960
<v Speaker 2>you don't want to catch that water. It's dirty, you know.

462
00:25:03.319 --> 00:25:06.039
<v Speaker 2>Just back up from it, you know, just get away.

463
00:25:06.240 --> 00:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>And then he was like, oh, trying to catch it

464
00:25:08.359 --> 00:25:10.319
<v Speaker 2>with the toilet and then it's like it runs over

465
00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:15.079
<v Speaker 2>the bowl and he's just like oh no, no fuck.

466
00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:20.039
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like I'm like, oh, okay, this is what

467
00:25:20.119 --> 00:25:23.200
<v Speaker 2>trauma is like. All right, So I guess I guess

468
00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:26.400
<v Speaker 2>he's mad. He's like, why did you so bad? It's like,

469
00:25:26.440 --> 00:25:28.480
<v Speaker 2>why did you flush it twice and all this stuff.

470
00:25:28.480 --> 00:25:30.559
<v Speaker 2>He's gonna break it up with a stick. You come

471
00:25:30.599 --> 00:25:34.079
<v Speaker 2>get the swoon and you break it up. I'm like,

472
00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:36.680
<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. I thought it just went down the hole,

473
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:39.839
<v Speaker 2>you know. And he's like no, you fucking dumbass. And so,

474
00:25:40.519 --> 00:25:45.920
<v Speaker 2>you know, naturally, the time I get to the toilet bowl,

475
00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:51.200
<v Speaker 2>it's overflown with my shit. And by now I'm I'm like,

476
00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:57.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm just shitting, like shredded, like diarrhea, liquor, like bloody liquor.

477
00:25:57.640 --> 00:26:01.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's just a mess. And so I think

478
00:26:01.559 --> 00:26:03.920
<v Speaker 2>the it was just so much toilet paper that was

479
00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:06.599
<v Speaker 2>clogging it up. So when I go to flush it,

480
00:26:06.599 --> 00:26:09.480
<v Speaker 2>it's overflowing and it's just like chunks of like red shit,

481
00:26:10.119 --> 00:26:12.960
<v Speaker 2>and like, what do I do? I answer this the

482
00:26:13.039 --> 00:26:15.519
<v Speaker 2>same thing. I grabbed the white towel off the rack

483
00:26:15.640 --> 00:26:18.000
<v Speaker 2>that I've been using to dry myself for two weeks,

484
00:26:18.240 --> 00:26:20.200
<v Speaker 2>and I fucking grabbed the rim of the bowl. I'm

485
00:26:20.200 --> 00:26:25.119
<v Speaker 2>like stop, and all this shit water, all this bloody

486
00:26:25.119 --> 00:26:28.240
<v Speaker 2>shit is like running over my fucking hands and all

487
00:26:28.279 --> 00:26:31.079
<v Speaker 2>over my body, and the doors closed, and dude, I

488
00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:33.039
<v Speaker 2>didn't know the thing about the water. My dad didn't

489
00:26:33.039 --> 00:26:34.799
<v Speaker 2>know either, so he never taught me. He just yelled

490
00:26:34.799 --> 00:26:36.920
<v Speaker 2>at me and told me to go away. So I

491
00:26:37.160 --> 00:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>think a plumber. I don't know what happened I was

492
00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:42.839
<v Speaker 2>in that was handled without me. I just hid, you know.

493
00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:46.839
<v Speaker 2>So I'm standing there like fuck what I do? And

494
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:50.119
<v Speaker 2>I shit, you not do this? Fucking diarrhea shit water

495
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:54.119
<v Speaker 2>filled the entire bathroom and ran out into the hallway

496
00:26:54.680 --> 00:26:57.319
<v Speaker 2>on my carpet and shit, and then my like it

497
00:26:57.400 --> 00:26:58.720
<v Speaker 2>started comping out, and I was like.

498
00:26:59.240 --> 00:27:05.400
<v Speaker 4>No, what do I Finally, my wife is like, why

499
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:06.680
<v Speaker 4>don't you shift the water off?

500
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.319
<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, good thinking.

501
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:13.240
<v Speaker 5>So I ran outside to the main water line and

502
00:27:13.319 --> 00:27:17.160
<v Speaker 5>I used the giant metal rod that the sprinkler guy

503
00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:20.960
<v Speaker 5>left and reached down to the sewer main and shut

504
00:27:21.000 --> 00:27:22.799
<v Speaker 5>off the main water line in the house.

505
00:27:26.160 --> 00:27:29.519
<v Speaker 1>What happened here? You went from your you were a

506
00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:30.799
<v Speaker 1>kid or something.

507
00:27:31.599 --> 00:27:34.640
<v Speaker 2>This story started with me, I'm having.

508
00:27:34.440 --> 00:27:42.319
<v Speaker 1>A frencher film. Yeah, Benjamin buttoned a little bit.

509
00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I took you all the way down the rabbit

510
00:27:44.799 --> 00:27:45.680
<v Speaker 2>hole and back out.

511
00:27:46.240 --> 00:27:49.119
<v Speaker 1>I told you the fucking one time. I don't have

512
00:27:49.240 --> 00:27:52.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh when I was like four or five or something,

513
00:27:52.720 --> 00:27:55.759
<v Speaker 1>there was a Christmas party at our house and I

514
00:27:56.079 --> 00:27:59.200
<v Speaker 1>flushed a pair of my underwear down. Oh my god,

515
00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:03.119
<v Speaker 1>holy no shit or anything, just my underwear. I don't

516
00:28:03.200 --> 00:28:07.759
<v Speaker 1>know that. I don't know, like a curious kid four

517
00:28:07.880 --> 00:28:08.400
<v Speaker 1>or five.

518
00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:10.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's still pretty dumb.

519
00:28:10.200 --> 00:28:14.759
<v Speaker 1>Twenty two but uh, I was watching me flush my

520
00:28:14.839 --> 00:28:15.799
<v Speaker 1>fucking underwear.

521
00:28:16.759 --> 00:28:18.440
<v Speaker 2>It was it was a friend's house, it was his

522
00:28:18.519 --> 00:28:19.279
<v Speaker 2>bachelor party.

523
00:28:19.480 --> 00:28:24.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so yeah, I did that. My uncle Pat is

524
00:28:24.720 --> 00:28:29.359
<v Speaker 1>a plumber, and he went in the basement and opened

525
00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:33.319
<v Speaker 1>up like a valve, some kind of big, giant fucking pipe,

526
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:37.119
<v Speaker 1>and he like pulled out like he had a glove on.

527
00:28:37.200 --> 00:28:40.000
<v Speaker 1>He pulled out my underwear and kind of like showed

528
00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:41.000
<v Speaker 1>it to everyone.

529
00:28:41.480 --> 00:28:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh man, that's trauma right there.

530
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.640
<v Speaker 1>I never thought of it as trauma, but looking back

531
00:28:47.680 --> 00:28:48.279
<v Speaker 1>at it.

532
00:28:48.480 --> 00:28:51.920
<v Speaker 2>Maybe, yeah, you're embarrassed from that. Huh.

533
00:28:52.000 --> 00:28:55.160
<v Speaker 1>I wasn't. I mean, I wasn't thrilled. I wasn't doing

534
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:58.880
<v Speaker 1>bowels and expecting fucking, you know, roses to be thrown

535
00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:00.759
<v Speaker 1>to me. I don't know. I think I don't even

536
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:02.680
<v Speaker 1>really remember the after effects of that.

537
00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:03.240
<v Speaker 4>Then.

538
00:29:03.319 --> 00:29:05.680
<v Speaker 2>No one, no one yelled. They were just like, oh,

539
00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:07.440
<v Speaker 2>Matt flushing his undies again.

540
00:29:08.680 --> 00:29:11.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't see. I don't remember that young. I didn't remember.

541
00:29:11.359 --> 00:29:14.839
<v Speaker 1>My first memory around there was being told my brother

542
00:29:15.079 --> 00:29:16.079
<v Speaker 1>was gonna be born.

543
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:18.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, okay, so happy memory.

544
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I guess yeah or not or.

545
00:29:22.119 --> 00:29:24.759
<v Speaker 2>Not, he might be born. We might have bored him.

546
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:25.400
<v Speaker 2>We're not sure.

547
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.240
<v Speaker 1>No. Well, I mean it was happy for a while

548
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:30.960
<v Speaker 1>and then it got real sad. But yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,

549
00:29:32.400 --> 00:29:33.359
<v Speaker 1>yeah I remember that.

550
00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:33.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

551
00:29:33.920 --> 00:29:39.839
<v Speaker 1>But anyway, the ship thing there was. Oh so I

552
00:29:39.880 --> 00:29:42.359
<v Speaker 1>don't have a ship one. But I've told this before.

553
00:29:42.759 --> 00:29:47.880
<v Speaker 1>My dad had a rental car. He takes me, maybe

554
00:29:47.920 --> 00:29:49.519
<v Speaker 1>my brother. Maybe I don't. Maybe not.

555
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:52.440
<v Speaker 2>If you remember a story that starts with a rental car,

556
00:29:52.480 --> 00:29:56.319
<v Speaker 2>it's probably bad news for that fucking car. Uh.

557
00:29:56.359 --> 00:30:01.119
<v Speaker 1>Well, it wasn't great. The car didin't correct? He fucking

558
00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:05.359
<v Speaker 1>I spend the whole morning. It was a cold, cold morning.

559
00:30:05.880 --> 00:30:08.119
<v Speaker 1>I remember it was maybe around winter because I had

560
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:13.960
<v Speaker 1>a white sweater on, just a nice white sweater, and

561
00:30:15.000 --> 00:30:19.480
<v Speaker 1>I spent the morning eating a cold canned corn and

562
00:30:19.640 --> 00:30:20.480
<v Speaker 1>lemon jello.

563
00:30:21.279 --> 00:30:24.720
<v Speaker 2>Uh. What the fuck kind of halfway house did you

564
00:30:24.759 --> 00:30:26.000
<v Speaker 2>grow up in? Holy shit?

565
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:29.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, listen, you guys are all real bad heroin addicts.

566
00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:33.400
<v Speaker 1>You can only eat yellow foods. Okay, we got corn

567
00:30:33.519 --> 00:30:36.960
<v Speaker 1>over here, We got lemon jello over here, lemonade in

568
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.440
<v Speaker 1>the back if you're thirsty. Yeah, I don't know, dude.

569
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:44.400
<v Speaker 1>I was eating cold canned corn, like if you cracked

570
00:30:44.400 --> 00:30:45.920
<v Speaker 1>the can open, and you were just.

571
00:30:45.880 --> 00:30:48.480
<v Speaker 2>Like, are we talking like creamed corn with flavor or

572
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:52.279
<v Speaker 2>just water and corn salt.

573
00:30:52.160 --> 00:30:55.640
<v Speaker 1>Salt, probably salted, yeah, yeah, yeah good. I didn't salt

574
00:30:55.680 --> 00:30:58.839
<v Speaker 1>it personally, but those are heavily salted by the Yeah,

575
00:30:58.839 --> 00:31:00.160
<v Speaker 1>you can't buy the no salt one.

576
00:31:00.240 --> 00:31:01.279
<v Speaker 2>That's for fucking gays.

577
00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:07.039
<v Speaker 1>So I'm spending the morning eating cold corn and fucking

578
00:31:07.559 --> 00:31:13.160
<v Speaker 1>uh lemon jello. I don't like lemon and everything. I

579
00:31:13.200 --> 00:31:16.160
<v Speaker 1>don't know why they even make lemon any.

580
00:31:16.559 --> 00:31:18.759
<v Speaker 2>As I get old, I'm such an old man when

581
00:31:18.759 --> 00:31:21.279
<v Speaker 2>it comes to dessert. My favorite dessert At the moment

582
00:31:21.799 --> 00:31:23.640
<v Speaker 2>you want to take a guess at my favorite dessert,

583
00:31:24.359 --> 00:31:26.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna. I'm it's not butterscotch.

584
00:31:27.240 --> 00:31:34.079
<v Speaker 1>Mm you gotta give me a category. Is it's a pie? Pie?

585
00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Key lime?

586
00:31:36.880 --> 00:31:40.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, baby, it's motherfucking key lime. I love it so much.

587
00:31:41.200 --> 00:31:42.519
<v Speaker 1>Jen likes key lime too.

588
00:31:43.160 --> 00:31:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Is old?

589
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:49.279
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, good overser dry it up. Eh.

590
00:31:49.319 --> 00:31:52.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, my fucking testosterone's real low. We're all that's.

591
00:31:52.720 --> 00:31:54.480
<v Speaker 1>Good, but I'm still trying to have kids.

592
00:31:54.759 --> 00:31:57.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, you got way high tea, especially after losing

593
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.559
<v Speaker 2>all that weight. Your tea is probably so high right now.

594
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:03.359
<v Speaker 1>It might be high right now, I might be cranking

595
00:32:03.440 --> 00:32:04.200
<v Speaker 1>on full tea.

596
00:32:04.759 --> 00:32:06.599
<v Speaker 2>I'm not tea checked lately.

597
00:32:06.799 --> 00:32:10.440
<v Speaker 1>I haven't gotten my tea checked the doctor. My fucking

598
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I do feel like my balls have gotten smaller, though.

599
00:32:15.160 --> 00:32:18.200
<v Speaker 2>That's a sign of high tea. That's like the bodybuilders, right,

600
00:32:18.240 --> 00:32:20.960
<v Speaker 2>their fucking balls shrink up and their tea goes up, right.

601
00:32:20.880 --> 00:32:22.720
<v Speaker 1>Because they got so much fucking tea.

602
00:32:22.920 --> 00:32:27.079
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, it's like that their balls actually become the tea.

603
00:32:27.160 --> 00:32:28.279
<v Speaker 2>That's actually what's happening.

604
00:32:28.640 --> 00:32:31.160
<v Speaker 1>You know what really got my tea up high was

605
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:32.559
<v Speaker 1>my all yellow diet.

606
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:39.319
<v Speaker 2>So here, you've just been teed up since adolescent, since boyhood.

607
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:45.960
<v Speaker 1>So I'm spending the morning eating these wonderful treats. Okay, uh,

608
00:32:46.119 --> 00:32:51.200
<v Speaker 1>these wonderful yellow treats, and I fucking my dad's like, oh,

609
00:32:51.200 --> 00:32:54.000
<v Speaker 1>we're going to food town. So we went to food Town,

610
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:57.640
<v Speaker 1>which sounds like a fucking shitty Nickelodeon show nowadays.

611
00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:59.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it sounds like a game show where kids run

612
00:33:00.000 --> 00:33:03.680
<v Speaker 2>around with shopping carts and hastily throw them into the cart.

613
00:33:03.759 --> 00:33:05.759
<v Speaker 2>But then they fucking have to push the cart through

614
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:08.759
<v Speaker 2>like an obstacle course of slime and bookers and fat

615
00:33:08.839 --> 00:33:11.880
<v Speaker 2>kids with red hair say card again.

616
00:33:13.079 --> 00:33:18.720
<v Speaker 1>Card cart cart yeah, I thought it was funny. You

617
00:33:18.759 --> 00:33:21.359
<v Speaker 1>said it like three times in one sentence at one point.

618
00:33:21.599 --> 00:33:22.680
<v Speaker 2>Oh sorry, No.

619
00:33:22.759 --> 00:33:25.480
<v Speaker 1>I liked it. It was cool. These kids pushed the cart.

620
00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:27.000
<v Speaker 1>They're like, check out this.

621
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:28.200
<v Speaker 2>Cart, look at the cart.

622
00:33:28.559 --> 00:33:30.359
<v Speaker 1>Everyone gathered around the cart.

623
00:33:31.000 --> 00:33:33.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude. It was a very cart centric show.

624
00:33:33.799 --> 00:33:35.960
<v Speaker 1>So we go to food down. Yeah, I know, Yeah,

625
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:38.799
<v Speaker 1>it's important. I don't know why it's not called carttown then.

626
00:33:39.480 --> 00:33:41.759
<v Speaker 2>Because they throw food in the carts and then push

627
00:33:41.839 --> 00:33:42.720
<v Speaker 2>the carts through Si.

628
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:46.880
<v Speaker 1>No, you ever hear a word too many times and

629
00:33:46.960 --> 00:33:48.119
<v Speaker 1>it loses all meaning.

630
00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:50.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude. I hate when that happens, because then

631
00:33:50.640 --> 00:33:51.759
<v Speaker 2>I want to fucking.

632
00:33:51.839 --> 00:33:53.640
<v Speaker 1>Take all your thoughts and put them in the cart.

633
00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:57.880
<v Speaker 2>No, I want to find another word to like counteract it.

634
00:33:57.960 --> 00:34:00.440
<v Speaker 2>So like that always sets me on the the hunt

635
00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 2>for the perfect word. Right, So it's like you're on

636
00:34:03.480 --> 00:34:05.839
<v Speaker 2>the hunt. You have this word that's like, oh, it's

637
00:34:05.839 --> 00:34:08.880
<v Speaker 2>lost its meaning. What's the word with all the meaning?

638
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:11.039
<v Speaker 2>And then you're just confounded.

639
00:34:11.159 --> 00:34:13.719
<v Speaker 1>Right, I got the perfect word, but I only say

640
00:34:13.760 --> 00:34:14.840
<v Speaker 1>that one on Patreon.

641
00:34:15.559 --> 00:34:18.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you found the word with all the meaning?

642
00:34:18.400 --> 00:34:20.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all the meaning in the world.

643
00:34:20.239 --> 00:34:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeuh huh. Yeah, you can say all that word.

644
00:34:24.280 --> 00:34:27.880
<v Speaker 1>Uh. So we go to food town and I'm feeling

645
00:34:27.920 --> 00:34:31.320
<v Speaker 1>a little rumby, like I don't feel well doing this,

646
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:34.559
<v Speaker 1>oh God, and my stomach, and I'm telling my dad

647
00:34:34.599 --> 00:34:36.679
<v Speaker 1>he has a rental car because all he has is

648
00:34:36.719 --> 00:34:38.719
<v Speaker 1>like his work truck. So what he would do was

649
00:34:38.760 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 1>when he would have us kids for the weekend. This

650
00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:44.840
<v Speaker 1>is when my parents are separated, he would like rent

651
00:34:44.880 --> 00:34:47.159
<v Speaker 1>a car so he could drive us around places.

652
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.880
<v Speaker 2>And that's baller, dude, your dad was probably a drug dealer.

653
00:34:49.960 --> 00:34:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Huh uh No, No, he just fucking rented a car

654
00:34:54.239 --> 00:34:58.480
<v Speaker 1>once in a while. And sometimes that car fucking stunk.

655
00:34:58.679 --> 00:35:01.519
<v Speaker 1>And I'll tell you why. Because we go to food

656
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:05.440
<v Speaker 1>down and I start feeling upset and I'm like feel good.

657
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:10.599
<v Speaker 1>He's just probably like, you know, you shut up, Not really,

658
00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:13.280
<v Speaker 1>but he probably got frantic. He'd be like, you're gonna

659
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:15.360
<v Speaker 1>be fine, You're gonna be fine. Come on, you're gonna

660
00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:19.719
<v Speaker 1>be fine. Let's go. And then just in the middle

661
00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:22.599
<v Speaker 1>of the floor, in front of all the checkout lanes

662
00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:27.239
<v Speaker 1>like checkout lanes, then there was actually a really big aisle.

663
00:35:27.440 --> 00:35:30.639
<v Speaker 1>It probably wasn't, but like my memory now, and then

664
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:34.079
<v Speaker 1>like right the aisle start is how I pictured it,

665
00:35:34.760 --> 00:35:40.679
<v Speaker 1>and uh, I just start puking man puke and just

666
00:35:40.840 --> 00:35:45.960
<v Speaker 1>all yellow. I mean, and it's just corn and yellow

667
00:35:46.199 --> 00:35:49.639
<v Speaker 1>yellow yellow yellow.

668
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:53.119
<v Speaker 2>Just looks like fucking somehow digested corn guts.

669
00:35:53.320 --> 00:35:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I think it looks like I was eating a whole

670
00:35:55.480 --> 00:35:58.960
<v Speaker 1>bunch of corn. And then my fucking what would be

671
00:35:59.639 --> 00:36:00.800
<v Speaker 1>your ankreas?

672
00:36:02.000 --> 00:36:05.519
<v Speaker 2>What makes bio your liver? Your liver?

673
00:36:06.039 --> 00:36:08.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, my liver was going bad, So I was just

674
00:36:08.199 --> 00:36:10.159
<v Speaker 1>puking a bio on fucking corn.

675
00:36:10.840 --> 00:36:13.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah, like an alcoholic five.

676
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:18.639
<v Speaker 1>My dad tries to take my sweater and like cup

677
00:36:18.679 --> 00:36:22.639
<v Speaker 1>it underway.

678
00:36:21.159 --> 00:36:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Dude, what's what? Dad's trying to catch nasty liquids in fabric.

679
00:36:24.920 --> 00:36:25.880
<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna work.

680
00:36:26.159 --> 00:36:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Hey, you guys never made it as baseball players. Okay,

681
00:36:30.639 --> 00:36:33.360
<v Speaker 1>just accept it. You can't catch things. It's already.

682
00:36:33.760 --> 00:36:35.360
<v Speaker 2>This is not even a solid thing.

683
00:36:37.840 --> 00:36:43.079
<v Speaker 1>So he tries to take the shirt, the sweater, and

684
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:46.159
<v Speaker 1>it was like a knit sweater with like big holes,

685
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:49.920
<v Speaker 1>not holes, but like big patterns. Yeah, and it's just

686
00:36:50.000 --> 00:36:53.559
<v Speaker 1>all puke is flowing through it. And then I walk

687
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:56.280
<v Speaker 1>out to the car just covered in puke, and I

688
00:36:56.320 --> 00:37:00.800
<v Speaker 1>get in his rental car, which now stinks like fucking puke.

689
00:37:04.519 --> 00:37:06.840
<v Speaker 2>So is he like yelling about the deposit or did

690
00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>he just drop you right back off at your mom's.

691
00:37:09.000 --> 00:37:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Uh, he definitely dropped me back off at my mom's. No,

692
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:18.119
<v Speaker 1>he wasn't yelling about the deposit. He was more I

693
00:37:18.159 --> 00:37:22.400
<v Speaker 1>don't know, dude, I put myself in that situation. I've

694
00:37:22.440 --> 00:37:24.639
<v Speaker 1>never even been like, oh he was wrong. He didn't

695
00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:27.960
<v Speaker 1>comfort me this and that, because even as a kid,

696
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.320
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what the Oh, yeah, man, no, I

697
00:37:31.960 --> 00:37:35.400
<v Speaker 1>that if I saw some I mean I covered like

698
00:37:35.519 --> 00:37:38.639
<v Speaker 1>it felt like three aisles worth I blocked with just

699
00:37:39.519 --> 00:37:43.199
<v Speaker 1>turning my head puking. My dad's trying to stand in

700
00:37:43.199 --> 00:37:46.039
<v Speaker 1>front of me, catching it with my fucking shirt. Oh

701
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:48.000
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, he probably threw a book.

702
00:37:48.400 --> 00:37:50.719
<v Speaker 2>To be honest, he probably was.

703
00:37:50.440 --> 00:37:52.320
<v Speaker 1>I should have I should have got a bucket.

704
00:37:52.639 --> 00:37:55.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, right, Yeah, I should have gone and asked for

705
00:37:55.320 --> 00:37:57.079
<v Speaker 2>a mop and a bucket. I should have done the

706
00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:57.480
<v Speaker 2>right thing.

707
00:37:57.760 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 1>If I had my work truck, I would have had

708
00:37:59.199 --> 00:37:59.840
<v Speaker 1>a bucket, you.

709
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:03.280
<v Speaker 2>Know, right, fucking car, God, damn his fucking car and

710
00:38:03.320 --> 00:38:05.239
<v Speaker 2>should have never arranged his car. Should just picked him

711
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:07.119
<v Speaker 2>up in the work truck that I could have to buy. Yeah,

712
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:09.320
<v Speaker 2>he had a million things going through his head at

713
00:38:09.320 --> 00:38:14.719
<v Speaker 2>that moment. Why did I use the fucking nick cap? So?

714
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:16.800
<v Speaker 1>Uh, yeah, that was I had that.

715
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:21.480
<v Speaker 2>But you bought a Tesla, Oh yeah, dude, and it

716
00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:25.559
<v Speaker 2>was so much better than buying a car with my

717
00:38:25.599 --> 00:38:27.880
<v Speaker 2>mom or dad when I was a case. Since we're

718
00:38:27.880 --> 00:38:30.079
<v Speaker 2>on the subject of them freaking out, my dad bought

719
00:38:30.119 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>an Ex Tarra. Okay, so here's one difference between buying

720
00:38:34.480 --> 00:38:36.280
<v Speaker 2>a Tesla and other cars. Don you tell me when

721
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:39.519
<v Speaker 2>your when you ever when your parents bought cars as kids,

722
00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:41.000
<v Speaker 2>did you ever go with them and have to be

723
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:42.679
<v Speaker 2>stuck with them all day at the dealership?

724
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:46.559
<v Speaker 1>Uh? Maybe once? Yeah, yeah, I think so for one

725
00:38:46.599 --> 00:38:49.119
<v Speaker 1>of my like middle school.

726
00:38:48.800 --> 00:38:51.639
<v Speaker 2>Though, do you remember it as a day ordeal?

727
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.079
<v Speaker 1>Yes, she was gone all day. No, I don't think

728
00:38:59.119 --> 00:39:01.320
<v Speaker 1>I went with her because I think when she bought

729
00:39:01.320 --> 00:39:04.119
<v Speaker 1>a car, it was I was in high school already

730
00:39:04.159 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 1>and I started staying home in like seventh grade or something,

731
00:39:07.679 --> 00:39:11.840
<v Speaker 1>sixth grade, so it was an all Sorry, I know

732
00:39:11.920 --> 00:39:13.800
<v Speaker 1>it shouldn't be it shouldn't be that, but yes, I

733
00:39:13.880 --> 00:39:16.599
<v Speaker 1>understand what you're saying. It is a long arduous pro

734
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:18.679
<v Speaker 1>I've bought cars, so.

735
00:39:18.440 --> 00:39:20.280
<v Speaker 2>Sure, Hey, I bought another car. Yeah, I bought with

736
00:39:20.480 --> 00:39:23.880
<v Speaker 2>me and the wife bought a Nissan in twenty fourteen

737
00:39:24.599 --> 00:39:26.440
<v Speaker 2>and it was a year old at the time. But

738
00:39:26.519 --> 00:39:29.679
<v Speaker 2>that again, that was an all day fucking affair. It's

739
00:39:29.719 --> 00:39:31.440
<v Speaker 2>like the kind of thing where it's like you talk

740
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.039
<v Speaker 2>about it the night before, Okay, tomorrow we're gonna get up,

741
00:39:34.039 --> 00:39:36.039
<v Speaker 2>We're gonna go buy a car. You get there at

742
00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:40.000
<v Speaker 2>ten oh five when the fucking dealership's open, and you're

743
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:43.199
<v Speaker 2>there till six. You know, it's like you're signing the

744
00:39:43.239 --> 00:39:46.079
<v Speaker 2>papers at six and it's like a huge stack, and

745
00:39:46.119 --> 00:39:50.519
<v Speaker 2>it's like you're making phone calls to underwriters and financiers

746
00:39:50.639 --> 00:39:54.559
<v Speaker 2>and shit, and it's just an all day, long, drawn

747
00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:57.920
<v Speaker 2>out process. I remember my dad he negotiated with these

748
00:39:57.960 --> 00:40:01.360
<v Speaker 2>fuckers on a brand new Extra all day and the

749
00:40:01.400 --> 00:40:05.039
<v Speaker 2>guy kept trying to upsell him to the ex Terra Supercharged,

750
00:40:05.559 --> 00:40:08.440
<v Speaker 2>and my dad was like, finally, at like seven, He's like, no,

751
00:40:08.480 --> 00:40:10.719
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm just gonna take this one. I'm gonna

752
00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:13.199
<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, And I remember the guy was like my

753
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:15.800
<v Speaker 2>dad was like, still like gonna leave, you know, jewing

754
00:40:15.880 --> 00:40:18.480
<v Speaker 2>out like to the to the nth degree, you know, Okay,

755
00:40:18.679 --> 00:40:20.960
<v Speaker 2>and then the dealers like what do I gotta do

756
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:23.639
<v Speaker 2>to get you to leave in a vehicle today?

757
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:24.880
<v Speaker 1>And my dad fucking.

758
00:40:25.239 --> 00:40:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he pretty. My dad was like look my fucking

759
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:31.519
<v Speaker 2>bull sack or or my kids, you know, like no, no,

760
00:40:31.679 --> 00:40:35.199
<v Speaker 2>But he finally left in the regular ex terra after

761
00:40:35.280 --> 00:40:37.519
<v Speaker 2>like just getting this guy to take money out. I

762
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:41.239
<v Speaker 2>was like, this fucking negotiation, which I hate it. And

763
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:45.280
<v Speaker 2>then I go to his house again. Two weeks later.

764
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:49.000
<v Speaker 2>He spent the whole Saturday on my every other weekend

765
00:40:49.039 --> 00:40:51.760
<v Speaker 2>with him. He spent the whole Saturday buying a new tribe. Right,

766
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:55.039
<v Speaker 2>not the next Saturday when I wasn't scheduled to be there.

767
00:40:55.199 --> 00:40:56.360
<v Speaker 2>The Saturday when I'm.

768
00:40:56.199 --> 00:40:58.400
<v Speaker 1>There, gives you something to do.

769
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Right, yeah. And then so the saturday I come back

770
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.840
<v Speaker 2>two weeks later, he's like he picks me up and

771
00:41:03.880 --> 00:41:05.880
<v Speaker 2>he's like, you notice anything about the truck And I'm

772
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>a fucking dumb ass kid. I'm like, no, you don't

773
00:41:08.519 --> 00:41:10.840
<v Speaker 2>notice the difference. And I'm like, did you paint it

774
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:14.360
<v Speaker 2>or something like is it a seat cover? He's like, no,

775
00:41:14.519 --> 00:41:17.440
<v Speaker 2>I took the truck back. I got the super charge one,

776
00:41:18.000 --> 00:41:21.960
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, Jesus fucking fuck. He's like, you spend.

777
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:25.639
<v Speaker 3>All day the sky and deal breaking and negotiating and

778
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:28.719
<v Speaker 3>fucking reading a Torah and all the shit, just so

779
00:41:28.760 --> 00:41:32.159
<v Speaker 3>you can get a regular vehicle at this crazy low price.

780
00:41:32.239 --> 00:41:34.920
<v Speaker 2>And you brought it back and you just got the supercharge.

781
00:41:35.199 --> 00:41:38.079
<v Speaker 2>He's like, oh yeah, this one's way better. It's got

782
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.199
<v Speaker 2>circular headlights and it's got a first day.

783
00:41:43.800 --> 00:41:47.039
<v Speaker 1>We were building a car for Jen, right, and it

784
00:41:47.119 --> 00:41:50.599
<v Speaker 1>was like, like you add on the different things. We

785
00:41:50.639 --> 00:41:52.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't buy anything. We were just fucking around with it

786
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:56.159
<v Speaker 1>one night and one of the things was like like

787
00:41:56.199 --> 00:42:00.320
<v Speaker 1>a premium first aid kit. And she was like, I mean,

788
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:01.840
<v Speaker 1>it's good to have first aid kit. I go, do

789
00:42:01.840 --> 00:42:03.960
<v Speaker 1>you see what the cost is to add this? She

790
00:42:04.119 --> 00:42:04.760
<v Speaker 1>was like, what is it?

791
00:42:05.079 --> 00:42:05.159
<v Speaker 2>Like?

792
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.679
<v Speaker 1>Two hundred and seventy five dollars? God damn, get the

793
00:42:08.880 --> 00:42:12.840
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of here. Get some of those markups are

794
00:42:13.400 --> 00:42:14.840
<v Speaker 1>fucking crazy horrendous.

795
00:42:14.920 --> 00:42:18.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, yeah, that's go ahead. I'm right about what.

796
00:42:18.840 --> 00:42:21.760
<v Speaker 1>You Well, I was gonna say, you can't be buying

797
00:42:21.800 --> 00:42:25.880
<v Speaker 1>out of desperation if you to get the absolute best price.

798
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I want to hear about you buying your car, but

799
00:42:27.960 --> 00:42:30.679
<v Speaker 1>I assume you knew what you wanted. Also, I guess

800
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:33.039
<v Speaker 1>it's do multiple Tesla dealerships.

801
00:42:34.159 --> 00:42:36.960
<v Speaker 2>Uh, there's the Tesla show room here in Reno, and

802
00:42:37.000 --> 00:42:40.400
<v Speaker 2>then there's another one in Sacramento. I think people do

803
00:42:40.519 --> 00:42:43.079
<v Speaker 2>buy in Sacramento because they have a way bigger lot,

804
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:46.679
<v Speaker 2>so there's like more selection. So, like the we could

805
00:42:46.679 --> 00:42:48.760
<v Speaker 2>have just ordered the vehicle and it would have been

806
00:42:48.800 --> 00:42:53.199
<v Speaker 2>the same price, but well, there was like two specifications

807
00:42:53.239 --> 00:42:55.599
<v Speaker 2>that we were like, oh, yeah, we'll get the white interior.

808
00:42:55.679 --> 00:42:58.159
<v Speaker 2>We'll pay the extra thousand for the white interior. It's fine,

809
00:42:58.199 --> 00:43:00.679
<v Speaker 2>it's fine. But then they didn't have a one or

810
00:43:00.920 --> 00:43:02.559
<v Speaker 2>one with a white interior on the lot. So we're

811
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:05.440
<v Speaker 2>just like whatever, well, we'll just save a thousand dollars.

812
00:43:05.519 --> 00:43:08.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pull your mic down a little bit. Yeah yeah,

813
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:13.519
<v Speaker 1>I uh ah. What was I gonna say about that?

814
00:43:14.159 --> 00:43:17.239
<v Speaker 2>Well, I was gonna say about accessories. The Tesla accessories

815
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:25.000
<v Speaker 2>decently priced. I do think that the there was one

816
00:43:25.039 --> 00:43:27.400
<v Speaker 2>that was like seventy bucks, and I was like, I

817
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:32.360
<v Speaker 2>would but seventies a little too much. But yeah. There

818
00:43:32.440 --> 00:43:35.800
<v Speaker 2>was like a cup holder that like snaps into the vehicle.

819
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:39.320
<v Speaker 2>It's like because the vehicle just has like a big

820
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:42.159
<v Speaker 2>open kit, right, Like you can open the console and

821
00:43:42.199 --> 00:43:46.079
<v Speaker 2>it's just like an abyss, you know, like a void

822
00:43:46.519 --> 00:43:49.039
<v Speaker 2>and you can put in like a front cup holder.

823
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:50.639
<v Speaker 2>There's some in the back, but you can put in

824
00:43:50.679 --> 00:43:53.679
<v Speaker 2>a front cup holder. It's thirty bucks, you know, And

825
00:43:53.719 --> 00:43:56.679
<v Speaker 2>it's like, I think that's fair. You know, it's thirty bucks.

826
00:43:56.760 --> 00:44:00.599
<v Speaker 2>It stays snapped into the vehicle permanently if you want

827
00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:03.800
<v Speaker 2>it to be, or you can take it out. That's fair.

828
00:44:03.840 --> 00:44:06.679
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like two seventy five for a first ay

829
00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:09.559
<v Speaker 2>kit is a little ridiculous unless it's got like quick

830
00:44:09.639 --> 00:44:13.480
<v Speaker 2>clot and a fucking radio to call a metavac, you know.

831
00:44:13.719 --> 00:44:20.400
<v Speaker 1>Flash bang to throw it fucking mercenaries coming at you. Yeah, right, No,

832
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:22.480
<v Speaker 1>so we're gonna go ahead.

833
00:44:22.599 --> 00:44:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh I was a long buying experience.

834
00:44:25.760 --> 00:44:27.639
<v Speaker 1>Yes, but I want to hear about one thing first.

835
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:30.639
<v Speaker 1>Did you have to upgrade your fucking charger shit at home?

836
00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Well that's optional, so you can. You can get

837
00:44:34.960 --> 00:44:37.519
<v Speaker 2>a home charger. It's four hundred dollars, and then you

838
00:44:37.559 --> 00:44:40.280
<v Speaker 2>have to have an electrician install it. You you're not

839
00:44:40.320 --> 00:44:41.840
<v Speaker 2>even allowed to at least in a matter, you're not

840
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:44.440
<v Speaker 2>even allowed to do certain electrical shit by yourself. So

841
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.559
<v Speaker 2>if you want a new wall outlet, because I was

842
00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:49.360
<v Speaker 2>just thinking about it the other day. It's like, I

843
00:44:49.400 --> 00:44:51.480
<v Speaker 2>want to put a new wall outlet in the garage.

844
00:44:51.519 --> 00:44:53.599
<v Speaker 2>There's two in there. I want a third one for

845
00:44:54.079 --> 00:44:56.159
<v Speaker 2>a saw or something if I buy it, you know,

846
00:44:57.440 --> 00:44:59.800
<v Speaker 2>And I was like looking into how I would do it.

847
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:03.000
<v Speaker 2>It's like, all right, I already have this coax support here.

848
00:45:03.239 --> 00:45:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Could I just turn this into a power outlet? No,

849
00:45:05.880 --> 00:45:08.440
<v Speaker 2>you can't because you'd have to splice into the main

850
00:45:09.280 --> 00:45:13.440
<v Speaker 2>wires of the house. You could do it, but then

851
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:15.880
<v Speaker 2>if anybody ever came and worked on your electrical like,

852
00:45:15.920 --> 00:45:19.039
<v Speaker 2>you could get trouble. It's it's not authorized, it's illegal.

853
00:45:19.760 --> 00:45:22.000
<v Speaker 2>You got to get a license electrician to do it

854
00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.400
<v Speaker 2>because they don't want you to fucking explode yourself or

855
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:24.920
<v Speaker 2>your house.

856
00:45:26.519 --> 00:45:30.000
<v Speaker 1>But uh, counterpoint, if you explode yourself or your house,

857
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:31.880
<v Speaker 1>you don't have to worry about reselling it.

858
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.920
<v Speaker 2>That's true, but they don't want to clean it up.

859
00:45:35.320 --> 00:45:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Hmm okay, but I think that's when you sell a

860
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>house as is, right, m you don't have to so

861
00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:45.000
<v Speaker 1>much worry about that. Like you can do those types

862
00:45:45.039 --> 00:45:46.079
<v Speaker 1>of things here house.

863
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I think that even the state well that I mean,

864
00:45:49.039 --> 00:45:52.079
<v Speaker 2>we just had a furnace put in right the county

865
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:54.760
<v Speaker 2>has an inspector. Like, anytime a furnace is installed in

866
00:45:54.800 --> 00:45:57.480
<v Speaker 2>at home and in our county, it has to be

867
00:45:57.519 --> 00:46:02.239
<v Speaker 2>reported to some bureau or something, and within thirty days

868
00:46:02.599 --> 00:46:04.840
<v Speaker 2>somebody from the county is supposed to contact us to

869
00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.480
<v Speaker 2>schedule an inspection. They have to come out and make

870
00:46:07.519 --> 00:46:11.079
<v Speaker 2>sure the furnace was installed properly, that there's no leaks,

871
00:46:11.480 --> 00:46:16.079
<v Speaker 2>the like all this stuff, you know. So the what

872
00:46:16.119 --> 00:46:17.920
<v Speaker 2>the fuck was I saying that in reference to Why

873
00:46:18.000 --> 00:46:18.960
<v Speaker 2>was I making that comparison?

874
00:46:20.679 --> 00:46:21.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

875
00:46:24.239 --> 00:46:26.599
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's how selling the houses is. Oh yeah, I

876
00:46:26.599 --> 00:46:29.280
<v Speaker 2>wanted to put an outlet in, but I can't. So yeah,

877
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:31.719
<v Speaker 2>we would have to call a Tesla or an electrician

878
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:34.880
<v Speaker 2>to put the Tesla outlet in. So that would probably

879
00:46:34.920 --> 00:46:37.559
<v Speaker 2>be like five hundred bucks. So that's like a great

880
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:41.199
<v Speaker 2>yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. But we bought the mobile charger

881
00:46:41.280 --> 00:46:44.000
<v Speaker 2>because we're we're like cleaned out. This is all our money,

882
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:46.440
<v Speaker 2>this is our last of our savings with our down payment.

883
00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:49.239
<v Speaker 2>So we just spent two hundred and fifty dollars on

884
00:46:49.280 --> 00:46:51.400
<v Speaker 2>the mobile charger, which you can just plug into a

885
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:54.760
<v Speaker 2>regular outlet. It just takes three hours to do a

886
00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:55.519
<v Speaker 2>full charge.

887
00:46:55.639 --> 00:46:57.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you do it overnight?

888
00:46:57.360 --> 00:47:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah yeah.

889
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:02.920
<v Speaker 1>And how long do the charges like on the road

890
00:47:03.000 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 1>and shit take ours?

891
00:47:04.760 --> 00:47:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that ours is rated at two hundred and ninety

892
00:47:06.960 --> 00:47:07.519
<v Speaker 2>five miles?

893
00:47:07.519 --> 00:47:09.480
<v Speaker 1>I think no, no, no, no, no, Like if you go

894
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:11.039
<v Speaker 1>to like a quote unquote.

895
00:47:10.719 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 2>Gas station, Oh, those take like fucking twenty minutes to

896
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.559
<v Speaker 2>get I think. I think. I think they take ten

897
00:47:19.639 --> 00:47:23.119
<v Speaker 2>minutes to get to eighty percent, twenty minutes to get

898
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:25.960
<v Speaker 2>to ninety, and then a half hour maybe an hour.

899
00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:28.400
<v Speaker 2>There's a long time to get to one hundred.

900
00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:32.800
<v Speaker 1>Okay, pull your mic up a little bit again, only

901
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:35.199
<v Speaker 1>because it's yeah, it keeps going weird, all right, and

902
00:47:35.239 --> 00:47:37.159
<v Speaker 1>we don't we don't have that second feed, all right,

903
00:47:37.239 --> 00:47:40.119
<v Speaker 1>tell me about the buying experience. I'm gonna have to

904
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:42.119
<v Speaker 1>get a car at some point soon.

905
00:47:41.920 --> 00:47:44.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay for jen, So I don't care what kind of

906
00:47:44.679 --> 00:47:48.440
<v Speaker 2>car you get for, but just keep this in mind,

907
00:47:48.599 --> 00:47:52.760
<v Speaker 2>Like all the car companies could learn from Tesla, right.

908
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:56.599
<v Speaker 2>So I'm not an Elon Musk fanboy, but I really

909
00:47:56.639 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 2>think the company is just extraordinary, right, Like labor issues aside,

910
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:03.239
<v Speaker 2>and you know, all all that stuff, like I don't

911
00:48:03.320 --> 00:48:06.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't really follow that too. Much, but god damn

912
00:48:06.320 --> 00:48:09.239
<v Speaker 2>if they don't deliver a great product and they just

913
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:13.400
<v Speaker 2>streamline the whole car buying experience. It's almost like they said,

914
00:48:14.039 --> 00:48:18.559
<v Speaker 2>all right, we understand how much people hate buying a car,

915
00:48:19.079 --> 00:48:21.800
<v Speaker 2>So the only way they're gonna want to come into

916
00:48:21.840 --> 00:48:26.960
<v Speaker 2>a building and buy our new, experimental, weird hippie car

917
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:31.320
<v Speaker 2>is if we are completely transparent and honest. If we

918
00:48:31.599 --> 00:48:37.599
<v Speaker 2>if we're honest about faults, if we're honest about price performance,

919
00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:43.840
<v Speaker 2>and we are like just fast and quick, we don't

920
00:48:43.840 --> 00:48:46.800
<v Speaker 2>try and sugarcoat anything like that's really how it works.

921
00:48:46.840 --> 00:48:50.199
<v Speaker 2>They're just like they're super friendly, yes, but they're not

922
00:48:50.440 --> 00:48:53.880
<v Speaker 2>selling me anything like it. Oh yeah, and they don't.

923
00:48:54.159 --> 00:48:57.440
<v Speaker 2>They don't follow you around right like there's doesn't seem

924
00:48:57.480 --> 00:48:59.920
<v Speaker 2>like it's commission based, and if it is, they split

925
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:03.239
<v Speaker 2>everything because they're just like passing you off. It's like

926
00:49:03.280 --> 00:49:05.800
<v Speaker 2>the Apple Store. It's like one person will help you

927
00:49:05.840 --> 00:49:07.599
<v Speaker 2>for a few minutes, another personal help you for a

928
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.559
<v Speaker 2>few minutes, and and you buy your car that way.

929
00:49:11.119 --> 00:49:14.880
<v Speaker 2>And it really just felt awesome, you know, it just

930
00:49:14.880 --> 00:49:17.599
<v Speaker 2>felt like we weren't getting taken advantage of. Maybe this

931
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:20.840
<v Speaker 2>is like a reverse psychology thing, but it really just

932
00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:23.760
<v Speaker 2>felt like, Okay, they're honest about what this vehicle can do.

933
00:49:25.119 --> 00:49:28.199
<v Speaker 2>They're honest about like, hey, you need to plan your

934
00:49:28.280 --> 00:49:30.039
<v Speaker 2>routes if you're going to go on a long trip

935
00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:34.880
<v Speaker 2>because there's not going to be charging everywhere. Like they're like, yeah,

936
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:38.079
<v Speaker 2>they were, they were real oh snow, Like look if

937
00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:43.639
<v Speaker 2>you're if you're think, oh yeah, we were like under

938
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 2>the impression, right like we need the all wheel drive.

939
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:47.400
<v Speaker 2>We need the all wheel drive because of the snow,

940
00:49:47.480 --> 00:49:51.039
<v Speaker 2>because of the hill we live on. And I had

941
00:49:51.079 --> 00:49:52.960
<v Speaker 2>actually already kind of taught I think I might have

942
00:49:53.000 --> 00:49:55.119
<v Speaker 2>talked about this on another episode. How I kind of

943
00:49:55.239 --> 00:49:57.920
<v Speaker 2>made this equation in my head where it's like, Okay,

944
00:49:58.079 --> 00:50:03.559
<v Speaker 2>torque in a car is you're a measure of torque

945
00:50:03.960 --> 00:50:07.039
<v Speaker 2>is for a layman is how well you can get

946
00:50:07.119 --> 00:50:10.280
<v Speaker 2>up a hill and how well you can grip in snow. Right,

947
00:50:10.320 --> 00:50:13.760
<v Speaker 2>Because torque is you're twisting power. So if you're twisting

948
00:50:13.800 --> 00:50:16.599
<v Speaker 2>something around an access and you're slipping and sliding all

949
00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:19.440
<v Speaker 2>over the place, you're applying too mark, you're applying too

950
00:50:19.480 --> 00:50:22.480
<v Speaker 2>much torque, right, so the wheels are spinning too fast

951
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:25.800
<v Speaker 2>for the snow. In this case, if you can't get

952
00:50:25.960 --> 00:50:29.480
<v Speaker 2>up a hill and you're like lagging, you know, your

953
00:50:29.480 --> 00:50:33.199
<v Speaker 2>transmission feels like it's like straining. Well, that's because the

954
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.400
<v Speaker 2>torque isn't enough. You don't have enough spinning power to

955
00:50:36.599 --> 00:50:44.119
<v Speaker 2>go fast enough. Every vehicle that I've ever owned has

956
00:50:44.199 --> 00:50:47.280
<v Speaker 2>been like you know, so I think the Toyota Matrix

957
00:50:47.559 --> 00:50:52.880
<v Speaker 2>was the lowest, and then the Hyundai's kind of low too,

958
00:50:52.960 --> 00:50:55.880
<v Speaker 2>but it's it's still pretty strong in the snow, all

959
00:50:55.920 --> 00:50:58.400
<v Speaker 2>things considered. And then we had the Marana, right which

960
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:01.400
<v Speaker 2>handles really well in the snow. Like I've had friends

961
00:51:01.440 --> 00:51:04.039
<v Speaker 2>in my car. Yeah, my friend Kevin, I pulled into

962
00:51:04.079 --> 00:51:06.679
<v Speaker 2>his driveway once with him in the car and it

963
00:51:06.719 --> 00:51:09.119
<v Speaker 2>was like covered in snow. He's like, holy shit, how

964
00:51:09.119 --> 00:51:11.320
<v Speaker 2>did you do that? Because it's on a big slant.

965
00:51:11.760 --> 00:51:13.719
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, this car just rules, man, this

966
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:16.280
<v Speaker 2>is a great car. You know. He's like, I've never

967
00:51:16.320 --> 00:51:18.199
<v Speaker 2>been able to pull into my driveway when it's like this.

968
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:20.119
<v Speaker 2>I had to just park on the street. And I

969
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.199
<v Speaker 2>was like, for real, I didn't think. OK, and he

970
00:51:22.280 --> 00:51:25.679
<v Speaker 2>drives it's a two will drive, but it's a it's

971
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:27.559
<v Speaker 2>a Toyota four Runner, you know.

972
00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:28.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

973
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:33.159
<v Speaker 2>Sure. But anyway, the Marano, which people like I said,

974
00:51:33.199 --> 00:51:35.239
<v Speaker 2>people are like, damn, this handles well in the snow.

975
00:51:35.599 --> 00:51:38.480
<v Speaker 2>That has two hundred and forty foot pounds of torque

976
00:51:38.519 --> 00:51:41.039
<v Speaker 2>on the model we have, right, and it was still

977
00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:46.800
<v Speaker 2>holding up up until last winter. Our base model rear

978
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:50.840
<v Speaker 2>will drive Tesla that we bought. We didn't get the

979
00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:53.639
<v Speaker 2>all will drive. He talked us down. He talked us

980
00:51:53.679 --> 00:51:57.000
<v Speaker 2>out of spending more money. Is three hundred foot pounds

981
00:51:57.000 --> 00:52:02.760
<v Speaker 2>of torque. Yeah, and it's a smaller vehicle and it's

982
00:52:02.760 --> 00:52:05.360
<v Speaker 2>got better weight distribution. I looked at the way the

983
00:52:05.360 --> 00:52:08.599
<v Speaker 2>weight is spread out because of the battery. Yeah, it's

984
00:52:08.639 --> 00:52:12.880
<v Speaker 2>just a phenomenal design. It's an awesome experience. I hate

985
00:52:12.920 --> 00:52:15.559
<v Speaker 2>to suck Musk Dick because I think he's a weird

986
00:52:16.280 --> 00:52:19.400
<v Speaker 2>wigner who came to my country and bought an American

987
00:52:19.480 --> 00:52:22.719
<v Speaker 2>coney and how Cootive's jobs is not a foreigner. He

988
00:52:22.760 --> 00:52:25.559
<v Speaker 2>didn't come here to buy an American company exploit it

989
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.559
<v Speaker 2>for South Africa. Everyone's worried about China. Everyone's so worried

990
00:52:29.559 --> 00:52:32.000
<v Speaker 2>about China. Dude, look at these Syrians and these South

991
00:52:32.039 --> 00:52:36.039
<v Speaker 2>Africans coming in here and ruining our technology. Anyway, the

992
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:39.079
<v Speaker 2>Tesla is a fucking amazing vehicle and they sell the

993
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:42.599
<v Speaker 2>car just so goddamn good. I can't recommend it enough.

994
00:52:42.960 --> 00:52:46.719
<v Speaker 2>I love it, but I haven't even dripled a thing yet.

995
00:52:46.960 --> 00:52:48.800
<v Speaker 2>I drove it for like eight minutes, and then my

996
00:52:48.840 --> 00:52:50.360
<v Speaker 2>wife has been driving it the whole time.

997
00:52:50.920 --> 00:52:55.440
<v Speaker 1>I saw a video where so much of the shit

998
00:52:55.480 --> 00:53:01.000
<v Speaker 1>inside is connected together with plastic like mirror should be metal,

999
00:53:01.599 --> 00:53:04.920
<v Speaker 1>And there was one inside the cyber truck. There was

1000
00:53:04.960 --> 00:53:08.400
<v Speaker 1>a thing where it was like something didn't fit. So

1001
00:53:08.480 --> 00:53:13.840
<v Speaker 1>somebody electrical taped two pieces or two washers or something

1002
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:16.079
<v Speaker 1>on top of each other to like balance the thing

1003
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:19.760
<v Speaker 1>on top of it. Wow, And it wasn't a great look.

1004
00:53:20.000 --> 00:53:23.360
<v Speaker 1>Now that being said, I'm not going off roading. You

1005
00:53:23.400 --> 00:53:24.440
<v Speaker 1>know none of that shit?

1006
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Do people take those off roading it? It looks like

1007
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:29.320
<v Speaker 2>it's just a spectacle vehicle.

1008
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:31.039
<v Speaker 1>What cyber truck?

1009
00:53:31.119 --> 00:53:31.719
<v Speaker 2>Cyber truck?

1010
00:53:31.800 --> 00:53:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean if you bust out your fucking torque stats,

1011
00:53:35.960 --> 00:53:38.840
<v Speaker 1>which trust me, the gear heads out there hearing about

1012
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:42.400
<v Speaker 1>your niss Amrano the torque on it really got wet

1013
00:53:42.440 --> 00:53:47.000
<v Speaker 1>on that one. Us that are into fucking cars, you

1014
00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:50.800
<v Speaker 1>know that broad Pool women? Yeah, are you torqued?

1015
00:53:52.679 --> 00:53:54.280
<v Speaker 2>They call them that.

1016
00:53:54.320 --> 00:53:56.519
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to call I don't like saying insulting

1017
00:53:56.599 --> 00:53:58.079
<v Speaker 1>things like that about women.

1018
00:53:58.920 --> 00:54:02.559
<v Speaker 2>Your cunt. That's just what they have, you know.

1019
00:54:03.639 --> 00:54:07.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well it's what they act like at times too. Yeah,

1020
00:54:08.000 --> 00:54:13.440
<v Speaker 1>so uh uh stop stop with all. I don't really

1021
00:54:13.519 --> 00:54:17.039
<v Speaker 1>like just accepted these good business guys to see.

1022
00:54:17.039 --> 00:54:19.079
<v Speaker 2>That's the thing is, like I can accept that. That's

1023
00:54:19.079 --> 00:54:21.320
<v Speaker 2>why I'm saying how much I like Tesla. I just

1024
00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:23.920
<v Speaker 2>don't like that guy. I think he's a fucking autistic

1025
00:54:24.000 --> 00:54:27.119
<v Speaker 2>South African And we all know what happens in South Africa.

1026
00:54:27.360 --> 00:54:30.360
<v Speaker 2>They take aliens, they round him up in camps, and

1027
00:54:30.400 --> 00:54:34.000
<v Speaker 2>they electrocute him with rods. Is that what they do

1028
00:54:34.599 --> 00:54:37.880
<v Speaker 2>in that movie by Darren Aronofsky, which was a documentary,

1029
00:54:37.960 --> 00:54:39.440
<v Speaker 2>At least he was presented as such.

1030
00:54:39.639 --> 00:54:42.719
<v Speaker 1>I saw that movie with my friend Nicole, and uh

1031
00:54:43.360 --> 00:54:46.280
<v Speaker 1>we walk. Yeah yeah, my friend Nicole. Yes, I didn't

1032
00:54:46.320 --> 00:54:48.360
<v Speaker 1>necessarily want to point that out, but she eat is

1033
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:49.440
<v Speaker 1>a bit of a muff diver.

1034
00:54:49.639 --> 00:54:53.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, that's just her identity. That's how I know her.

1035
00:54:54.360 --> 00:54:57.320
<v Speaker 1>I told you about that rude time when I went

1036
00:54:57.360 --> 00:55:01.159
<v Speaker 1>to go see a movie and it was Nicole's girlfriend, Nicole,

1037
00:55:01.679 --> 00:55:06.840
<v Speaker 1>me and Bland Drew and fucking Nicole and her girlfriend

1038
00:55:06.920 --> 00:55:13.239
<v Speaker 1>were kissing, and Drew leaned past me and turned his

1039
00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:16.519
<v Speaker 1>head so he could watch them make out. Oh god,

1040
00:55:16.880 --> 00:55:21.800
<v Speaker 1>it was the fucking rudest but also creepiest fucking thing.

1041
00:55:22.639 --> 00:55:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I would have leaned back further, but then watched

1042
00:55:27.239 --> 00:55:28.199
<v Speaker 2>behind your neck.

1043
00:55:28.599 --> 00:55:31.719
<v Speaker 1>You know what I should have done, pulled my cock out,

1044
00:55:31.760 --> 00:55:35.519
<v Speaker 1>and then he'd be leaning watching the lesbian kissing and

1045
00:55:35.559 --> 00:55:38.639
<v Speaker 1>then slam his head on my deck and start screaming,

1046
00:55:39.159 --> 00:55:41.480
<v Speaker 1>you know slurs for homosexual people.

1047
00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:45.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh, this suck my deck, see each other's face.

1048
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<v Speaker 1>So I'm shit. So I'm sitting there with my dick

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<v Speaker 1>out right. This guy's trying to suck a couple of

1050
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<v Speaker 1>queers on my leafter making out. I don't know, stinks

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<v Speaker 1>like fish over here, like homo over here?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this what I got to put up with the

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<v Speaker 2>CMDA movie.

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00:56:03.320 --> 00:56:06.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm just trying to see Diary of a Mad Black Woman,

1055
00:56:07.039 --> 00:56:11.960
<v Speaker 1>which is, of course the first if Tyler Perry's multiverse universe,

1056
00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:15.480
<v Speaker 1>the Black Averse, blackest sphere.

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<v Speaker 2>If Tyler Perry brings any of his shit, if he

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00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.599
<v Speaker 2>brings the pain to the sphere in Las Vegas, they

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00:56:24.639 --> 00:56:26.119
<v Speaker 2>got to call it the black Sphere.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I don't know what are they doing with that.

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00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:33.639
<v Speaker 1>That's so like people are having to redesign those shows, right,

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00:56:33.679 --> 00:56:36.239
<v Speaker 1>You can't just pop a normal show in there.

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00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah for real. I mean I keep on saying, like

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00:56:39.360 --> 00:56:41.719
<v Speaker 2>a band like Tool or something would be so cool

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00:56:41.719 --> 00:56:44.679
<v Speaker 2>to have there, but it would be an exclusive, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine them wanting to do a residency, so

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00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:50.320
<v Speaker 2>it would be Yeah, it's gotta be hard. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>have to keep getting an act to just stay there

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<v Speaker 2>for a long time. It's never gonna be a venue

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<v Speaker 2>where it's like unless they just build up such a

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00:56:58.599 --> 00:57:03.079
<v Speaker 2>big repertoire of residencies that eventually they can start touring them,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, but they'll probably start dying off by then.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know what. Maybe it's like Blu ray players.

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00:57:09.760 --> 00:57:12.599
<v Speaker 1>When they first came out, there were like six movies

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00:57:12.639 --> 00:57:15.480
<v Speaker 1>you could buy with them, right, But as time went

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00:57:15.519 --> 00:57:18.559
<v Speaker 1>on and it became cheaper and the process of making

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00:57:18.639 --> 00:57:21.920
<v Speaker 1>Blu rays became easier for people to be able to

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00:57:21.920 --> 00:57:25.360
<v Speaker 1>produce more of them came out, the price on them

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00:57:25.400 --> 00:57:29.039
<v Speaker 1>came down. So once they're able to like format these

1080
00:57:29.079 --> 00:57:30.920
<v Speaker 1>shows to be like, oh, this is how we do

1081
00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:33.239
<v Speaker 1>light cues with this you don't have to pay a guy.

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00:57:33.280 --> 00:57:35.960
<v Speaker 1>What are you laughing at? Are you laughing at?

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to know what your favorite Blu Ray is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm not a big special features guy like

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00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:47.000
<v Speaker 1>you are.

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00:57:48.000 --> 00:57:49.920
<v Speaker 2>So I thought that was the coolest shit when it

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00:57:49.960 --> 00:57:53.119
<v Speaker 2>came out. They could update those special features on the internet.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking they never do.

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<v Speaker 1>No, They never do no. And those digital codes that

1090
00:57:59.679 --> 00:58:03.519
<v Speaker 1>they get you inside to download something, they always expire

1091
00:58:03.719 --> 00:58:05.800
<v Speaker 1>like three months after you buy the movie, which I

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00:58:05.880 --> 00:58:09.199
<v Speaker 1>understand normally people are gonna go and download it right away.

1093
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:12.320
<v Speaker 1>But like it's a digital code, you can make that

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<v Speaker 1>live forever.

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00:58:14.719 --> 00:58:17.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how many digits do you need, like to have

1096
00:58:17.239 --> 00:58:20.679
<v Speaker 2>infinity codes for this one movie? It's the Legend of

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00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:23.079
<v Speaker 2>Bagger Vants on Blu Ray. Do you really need six

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00:58:23.159 --> 00:58:28.400
<v Speaker 2>hundred trillion codes for it? Oh? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>I think I put my code in wrong. I was

1100
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:32.920
<v Speaker 1>trying to get the Avengers and instead I got the

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<v Speaker 1>Legend of Bagger Vance.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, Well, I guess it's kind of an uplifting movie.

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00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:41.360
<v Speaker 2>Maybe watch it? Is it uplifting? I don't know it's

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<v Speaker 2>what it will Smith is the Black Helper to Matt Damon.

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00:58:44.679 --> 00:58:46.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't think they call them helpers. I think it's

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00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:50.519
<v Speaker 1>a caddy. I don't think helper is the right term.

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00:58:52.119 --> 00:58:55.360
<v Speaker 2>What is it that that? The turf n word? Is

1108
00:58:55.360 --> 00:59:01.679
<v Speaker 2>that what they call it? The green? The no that

1109
00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:07.000
<v Speaker 2>the golfing version of the house and word.

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<v Speaker 1>Due no, no, no, no no. You know what? On

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<v Speaker 1>that note, go to your Worst friend dot com. Follow

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<v Speaker 1>us everywhere on Twitter and Instagram. At worst friend cast

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<v Speaker 1>patreon dot com slash worst friend Cast. You get a

1114
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<v Speaker 1>bonus episode every week and access to everything ever recorded,

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<v Speaker 1>entirely commercial free. Uh so you enjoy your tesla? You

1116
00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:32.199
<v Speaker 1>like your Tesla?

1117
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's I mean it's cool for the drive home,

1118
00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.480
<v Speaker 2>you know. We drove it to Popeyes. We went through

1119
00:59:37.480 --> 00:59:39.719
<v Speaker 2>the drive through and the guy was like, hey, is

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<v Speaker 2>this a Tesla?

1121
00:59:40.840 --> 00:59:43.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, this boy got a computer car out here.

1122
00:59:44.320 --> 00:59:46.280
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, yes it is. And he's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>could you tell me why Ruth gat Ginsburg was so important?

1124
00:59:50.119 --> 00:59:51.519
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, oh, what are you? My three

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<v Speaker 2>year old? Have you get out of here?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Ruth Gater Binsburg.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, is that her name? Ruth Gater Binsburg. Things by what.

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<v Speaker 1>People aren't gonna know the title unleist. They listen to

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01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:09.199
<v Speaker 1>the list thirty seconds of this show, they're gonna sit

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01:00:09.280 --> 01:00:12.000
<v Speaker 1>here going when the fuck are they gonna bring up

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01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:17.719
<v Speaker 1>Gators or Ruth E. Spence forever talking about torque and

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<v Speaker 1>now fucking we get here and it's about all right Gator.

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<v Speaker 2>Part Okay, so Gator's wrong. Okay, So it's Ruth Binsburg.

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<v Speaker 2>What's the midder part.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the minner part? You're not even talking fucking words

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<v Speaker 1>and Chinese?

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01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:33.320
<v Speaker 2>What's the middle part?

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01:00:33.480 --> 01:00:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Middle Ruth gat Binsburg. You said, what is it? Ruth?

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01:00:40.960 --> 01:00:44.880
<v Speaker 1>Gator Peter Bader Ginsburg talking.

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<v Speaker 2>About like b A T E r like a master

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01:00:47.599 --> 01:00:53.159
<v Speaker 2>Baider and Ginsburg. Okay, yeah, that's a Jewish name. I

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01:00:53.159 --> 01:00:55.840
<v Speaker 2>didn't I didn't put it together. I thought it was

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01:00:55.920 --> 01:01:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Gator Binsburg because she wore Gator shoes under her hood.

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01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:04.880
<v Speaker 1>What hood? Oh, they don't wear hoods.

1145
01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:06.280
<v Speaker 2>They don't wear black hoods.

1146
01:01:06.880 --> 01:01:08.159
<v Speaker 1>And they were like smocks.

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01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:11.159
<v Speaker 2>I thought they wore like an executioner hook hood. And

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01:01:11.199 --> 01:01:13.599
<v Speaker 2>it was just like it was always draped back because

1149
01:01:13.599 --> 01:01:17.480
<v Speaker 2>they were indoors all the time. Now, like I always assumed,

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01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:19.760
<v Speaker 2>if you saw them on the steps going up to court,

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01:01:19.840 --> 01:01:21.400
<v Speaker 2>you see them cloaked up.

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01:01:23.199 --> 01:01:27.599
<v Speaker 1>Room may soundic ritual vibe determined laws in this country.

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01:01:27.960 --> 01:01:29.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it started out as just a way to keep

1154
01:01:29.880 --> 01:01:33.039
<v Speaker 2>a low profile, but now it's they're just keeping up tradition.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we all know.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know me. You Ruth Gaiter Binsburg.

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<v Speaker 2>Man, we should make Ruth Bader Ginsburg's You know I

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01:01:47.199 --> 01:01:50.039
<v Speaker 2>said it right that time, didn't I Ruth Gater Binsburg's

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<v Speaker 2>shirts should be like an alligator with eyeglasses and a

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01:01:53.960 --> 01:01:57.159
<v Speaker 2>black hood and those little like curly hair she had

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01:01:57.159 --> 01:01:58.840
<v Speaker 2>on the side there and a little bun. You know,

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01:02:00.400 --> 01:02:04.280
<v Speaker 2>no when okay for your worst friend. I'm Matt, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Ruth gat Binsburg. We're attorney at law.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for listening. We'll see you next week. You know

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01:02:15.840 --> 01:02:18.400
<v Speaker 1>all us old run you're I'm really gonna miss you

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01:02:18.440 --> 01:02:19.280
<v Speaker 1>on in the show's over.

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01:02:22.719 --> 01:02:27.840
<v Speaker 2>I hear by abolish slavery and abortions. They're in both

1168
01:02:28.440 --> 01:02:32.679
<v Speaker 2>banish from the land. I hear by decree this the

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<v Speaker 2>law of Ruth Gator Binsburg, Tyrant