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<v Speaker 2>Maybe I've just missed this my whole life, But have

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<v Speaker 2>you ever heard of a raccoon dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Coon dog? Just a I've never heard of a raccoon dog,

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<v Speaker 1>but I've heard of a coon dog. Okay, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was a slang term. I know. I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>like a It's like a hound. Isn't it a coon dog? Anyway? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>a raccoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Dog is actually a real thing in their their native

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<v Speaker 2>I've upon further investigation, native to East Asia, and they

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<v Speaker 2>are known to travel long distances in the wild. Which

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<v Speaker 2>may explain why there's a wild raccoon dog on the

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<v Speaker 2>loose in Wales in the UK.

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<v Speaker 3>So coonhound, I just googled it. We've all heard of

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<v Speaker 3>a coon hound, but a raccoon dog. Does this mean

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<v Speaker 3>that a raccoon and a dog made love?

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<v Speaker 2>Judging from the photograph I'm looking at the reference picture,

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<v Speaker 2>that's exactly what it sounds and appears to be.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let me look up raccoon dog. Do I

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<v Speaker 3>just have to add an L to that. Huh oh wow?

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<v Speaker 2>There are considered invasive and composed of danger to native wildlife.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. It is straight up a raccoon mixed with

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<v Speaker 1>a dog. There has to be some rural areas here

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<v Speaker 1>in Florida that have these sits about it. Come on

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<v Speaker 1>as some of you know something about this mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 1>It's wow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's almost like scary because it almost looks like

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<v Speaker 3>a baby bear too. It's a wild looking thing, man,

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<v Speaker 3>because it's bigger than a raccoon obviously because it has dogging.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, here's what I'm thinking. Let me just be honest

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm thinking here. If you've got a dog that's

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<v Speaker 2>not fixed and it's outside and encounters with the raccoon

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<v Speaker 2>and they take a fancy to each other. Are you

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<v Speaker 2>gonna end up with a raccoon dog at some point

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<v Speaker 2>somewhere running wild here in Florida?

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<v Speaker 3>See now you're thinking that, I'm thinking, who's mountain? Who

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<v Speaker 3>it's gotta be the dog? Well, you know, mountain of raccoon. No,

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<v Speaker 3>it would depend on which is the size female or male?

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<v Speaker 3>One male one's female. I guess it could work either way.

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<v Speaker 2>Impregnate If a raccoon impregnates a dog or a dog

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<v Speaker 2>in is it the same in out result?

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<v Speaker 1>Which you talk? Okay, hold on when they make love?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whether it's a male or female dog or male

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<v Speaker 2>or female raccoon, does it work both ways? If the

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<v Speaker 2>female raccoon gets impregnated by the dog or vice versa,

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<v Speaker 2>is this end result still a raccoon dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, all right, I guess I don't know. But

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<v Speaker 1>is there some other pronoun you use?

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<v Speaker 3>Did they go out to eat beforehand? Is what I'm thinking,

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<v Speaker 3>like out of the trash? Can you know?

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<v Speaker 1>Because that's where and raccoons and dogs usually.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting tussles, right, that's why, Well, in some places of

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<v Speaker 2>the world, apparently they don't.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, you learned something new every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's next, We're gonna get like a possum cat.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have a couple more dog related stories. Though

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<v Speaker 3>this was not by design, they just maybe subliminally I

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<v Speaker 3>did this subconsciously. Denver thieves nabbed a pair of high

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<v Speaker 3>priced bulldogs from a Colorado pet store after one of

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<v Speaker 3>them allegedly faked to see to distract store employees. I

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<v Speaker 3>put the video footage of this on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>What a couple of dicks?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it looks when you when.

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<v Speaker 3>You watch the video again, like Pat said, jar our

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<v Speaker 3>facebook page, when you watch the video, you think those workers,

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<v Speaker 3>those employees were pretty pretty quick on their feet because

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<v Speaker 3>they're one of them's helping out the person that's having

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<v Speaker 3>a quote unquote seizure, and then the other one comes

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<v Speaker 3>booking by.

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<v Speaker 2>They actually get a hold of them, grabs the two dogs,

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<v Speaker 2>hauls asked that that suspect is still at large.

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<v Speaker 3>They'll get it out of the other one. They'll bring

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<v Speaker 3>them back in that interrogation room. You know, the one

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<v Speaker 3>that faked the seizure. They're gonna go who gave up

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<v Speaker 3>your partner?

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<v Speaker 2>They were selling those dogs for forty two hundred dollars each,

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<v Speaker 2>forty two hundred dollars. That's why people breed. That's why

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<v Speaker 2>people breed, don't now, well, people breed.

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<v Speaker 1>I love dogs. I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a dog that I have owned dogs my whole life.

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<v Speaker 2>I ain't paying forty two hundred dollars for no dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god no, and don't even get in.

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<v Speaker 3>I ain't paying forty two hundred for some surgery.

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<v Speaker 1>I just derailed that one quick right along.

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<v Speaker 3>No, that that's Pat. That's why some people breed dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like, I can make a living. I mean not really.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll start a puppy mill today. Not the puppy mill

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<v Speaker 3>like somebody has a pure chocolate lab and they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>look at this. I know people that have done it,

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<v Speaker 3>and I know people who currently do it, and it

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<v Speaker 3>is a lot of work.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to start small with the raccoon dog. I

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<v Speaker 2>think I think I could find a market for that here.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you just get your dog what you need

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<v Speaker 3>to go out and find a female raccoon. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how you do that, Pat, and then get what's

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<v Speaker 3>your dog? Juno, Juno the German shepherd. Yeah, get Juno

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<v Speaker 3>to you know, well he knows. Uh, then he can

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<v Speaker 3>get off the couch legs and stuff like that and

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<v Speaker 3>you know, get up on some raccoon action.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we've got it. Wouldn't be complete here without a

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<v Speaker 2>pit bull story. We've got a sixteen year old pit

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<v Speaker 2>bull that is owned by a homeless dude. But the

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<v Speaker 2>homeless dude doesn't have the pit bull right now because

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<v Speaker 2>a veterinarian had to treat the dog, and the veterinarian

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<v Speaker 2>now is refusing to return the dog to the homeless

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<v Speaker 2>man because basically, well, the dog was in such bad

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<v Speaker 2>shape being cared for by the homeless guy that, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he would.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a conundrum here.

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<v Speaker 3>When the shelter lady found him, the dog him or

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<v Speaker 3>or whatever was tied up to the bumper of like

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<v Speaker 3>a u aul or something, Yeah, had in really bad shape.

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<v Speaker 3>This is like one of those should the.

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<v Speaker 1>Homeless guy get his dog back or.

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<v Speaker 3>Should the lady who put money that owns a vet

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<v Speaker 3>and brought this thing back to a good life keep it.

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<v Speaker 1>I say keep it with the vat not sixteen years old.

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<v Speaker 1>I got I mean bucket, here's a bucket, go and

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<v Speaker 1>kick it. Yeah, I have. Probably a few years ago

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<v Speaker 1>he probably had a plan to breed it with a raccoon,

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<v Speaker 1>the homeless coon. I think raccoon dog. I think when

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<v Speaker 1>you get six raccoon pitbull, that would be a mess.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we let it. Let the dog live.

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<v Speaker 3>It's its years with the vat you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>getting at, where it's living a good remainder of the life.

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<v Speaker 3>It already dealt with living with a homeless dude for

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<v Speaker 3>that long. Just get him like a gerbil or give

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<v Speaker 3>him a rat on a leash. Well know, he's probably

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<v Speaker 3>half in the bottle. You know. Somebody said, I got

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<v Speaker 3>a female raccoon that I feed on a daily basis

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<v Speaker 3>in my backyard, just saying, uh, Pat, we might have

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<v Speaker 3>a partner for Juno.

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<v Speaker 1>Set up a blind date. We're doing a we're starting

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<v Speaker 1>a puppy mill.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, we got baf pizza, We're running Bob World order.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody says, junekun dog for Juno new coon dog.

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<v Speaker 1>Just paid a little over three K for a palm Ski.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey man, if that's in your budget, more power to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I just yeah, they need different breeds like a raccoodle.

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<v Speaker 1>Or a sheet zoo, rad doodle, red doodle.

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<v Speaker 3>And they have raccoodle because the raccoon and a doodle

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<v Speaker 3>makes a poodle. Now that would be an ideal partner.

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<v Speaker 3>I could see a poodle in a raccoon. You know,

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<v Speaker 3>they're you know, size wise.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm talking. Finally, we've got a road raging maniac.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, new high score achieved raccoon sex roundtable.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, It's never our intent to stray off the beaten path,

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<v Speaker 2>but let's just say there's a lot of stray beaten

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<v Speaker 2>paths on this show.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, somebody branched into remember Shark Ray, Remember where the

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<v Speaker 3>shark in the man Ray or whatever bed Like these

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<v Speaker 3>people's friends breeding dogs one hundred k in a year.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to make a fortune off these rac kodles.

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<v Speaker 2>Police are searching for a Memphis road rager who got

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<v Speaker 2>in a little fender bender with a seventy six year

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<v Speaker 2>old man's SUV and I got out of the car

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<v Speaker 2>and attacked the dude's vehicle with an axe.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought, okay, I'll get over in this lane, the

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<v Speaker 4>turn lane. I suppose I'm miscalculated. They started towards us

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<v Speaker 4>and I said, it's that in his hand, and we

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't figure it out until they took a large swing

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<v Speaker 4>at the back window. I'm just thankful he didn't come

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<v Speaker 4>up to the window because he'd got through the window.

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<v Speaker 1>There was my head that was more in shocks. It

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<v Speaker 1>did not occur to me to drive away.

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<v Speaker 2>I get a video of this going that another motorist took.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sharing that with you on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>What a Lunatic's innocent old man and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a minor fender bender. Thus the axe needs to

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<v Speaker 2>come out.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>God, dude, it was highly upset that his Chevy and

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<v Speaker 2>power had been had been dinged.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess three one one j r R. It just rocks.