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Speaker 2: Maybe I've just missed this my whole life, But have
Speaker 2: you ever heard of a raccoon dog?
Speaker 1: Coon dog? Just a I've never heard of a raccoon dog,
Speaker 1: but I've heard of a coon dog. Okay, I thought
Speaker 1: that was a slang term. I know. I think it's
Speaker 1: like a It's like a hound. Isn't it a coon dog? Anyway? Well,
Speaker 1: a raccoon.
Speaker 2: Dog is actually a real thing in their their native
Speaker 2: I've upon further investigation, native to East Asia, and they
Speaker 2: are known to travel long distances in the wild. Which
Speaker 2: may explain why there's a wild raccoon dog on the
Speaker 2: loose in Wales in the UK.
Speaker 3: So coonhound, I just googled it. We've all heard of
Speaker 3: a coon hound, but a raccoon dog. Does this mean
Speaker 3: that a raccoon and a dog made love?
Speaker 2: Judging from the photograph I'm looking at the reference picture,
Speaker 2: that's exactly what it sounds and appears to be.
Speaker 3: All right, let me look up raccoon dog. Do I
Speaker 3: just have to add an L to that. Huh oh wow?
Speaker 2: There are considered invasive and composed of danger to native wildlife.
Speaker 1: It is. It is straight up a raccoon mixed with
Speaker 1: a dog. There has to be some rural areas here
Speaker 1: in Florida that have these sits about it. Come on
Speaker 1: as some of you know something about this mm hmm.
Speaker 1: It's wow.
Speaker 3: It's it's almost like scary because it almost looks like
Speaker 3: a baby bear too. It's a wild looking thing, man,
Speaker 3: because it's bigger than a raccoon obviously because it has dogging.
Speaker 2: Wow, here's what I'm thinking. Let me just be honest
Speaker 2: what I'm thinking here. If you've got a dog that's
Speaker 2: not fixed and it's outside and encounters with the raccoon
Speaker 2: and they take a fancy to each other. Are you
Speaker 2: gonna end up with a raccoon dog at some point
Speaker 2: somewhere running wild here in Florida?
Speaker 3: See now you're thinking that, I'm thinking, who's mountain? Who
Speaker 3: it's gotta be the dog? Well, you know, mountain of raccoon. No,
Speaker 3: it would depend on which is the size female or male?
Speaker 3: One male one's female. I guess it could work either way.
Speaker 2: Impregnate If a raccoon impregnates a dog or a dog
Speaker 2: in is it the same in out result?
Speaker 1: Which you talk? Okay, hold on when they make love?
Speaker 2: Yeah, whether it's a male or female dog or male
Speaker 2: or female raccoon, does it work both ways? If the
Speaker 2: female raccoon gets impregnated by the dog or vice versa,
Speaker 2: is this end result still a raccoon dog?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, all right, I guess I don't know. But
Speaker 1: is there some other pronoun you use?
Speaker 3: Did they go out to eat beforehand? Is what I'm thinking,
Speaker 3: like out of the trash? Can you know?
Speaker 1: Because that's where and raccoons and dogs usually.
Speaker 2: Getting tussles, right, that's why, Well, in some places of
Speaker 2: the world, apparently they don't.
Speaker 1: All right, you learned something new every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's next, We're gonna get like a possum cat.
Speaker 3: I do have a couple more dog related stories. Though
Speaker 3: this was not by design, they just maybe subliminally I
Speaker 3: did this subconsciously. Denver thieves nabbed a pair of high
Speaker 3: priced bulldogs from a Colorado pet store after one of
Speaker 3: them allegedly faked to see to distract store employees. I
Speaker 3: put the video footage of this on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: What a couple of dicks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks when you when.
Speaker 3: You watch the video again, like Pat said, jar our
Speaker 3: facebook page, when you watch the video, you think those workers,
Speaker 3: those employees were pretty pretty quick on their feet because
Speaker 3: they're one of them's helping out the person that's having
Speaker 3: a quote unquote seizure, and then the other one comes
Speaker 3: booking by.
Speaker 2: They actually get a hold of them, grabs the two dogs,
Speaker 2: hauls asked that that suspect is still at large.
Speaker 3: They'll get it out of the other one. They'll bring
Speaker 3: them back in that interrogation room. You know, the one
Speaker 3: that faked the seizure. They're gonna go who gave up
Speaker 3: your partner?
Speaker 2: They were selling those dogs for forty two hundred dollars each,
Speaker 2: forty two hundred dollars. That's why people breed. That's why
Speaker 2: people breed, don't now, well, people breed.
Speaker 1: I love dogs. I do.
Speaker 2: I'm a dog that I have owned dogs my whole life.
Speaker 2: I ain't paying forty two hundred dollars for no dogs.
Speaker 2: Oh god no, and don't even get in.
Speaker 3: I ain't paying forty two hundred for some surgery.
Speaker 1: I just derailed that one quick right along.
Speaker 3: No, that that's Pat. That's why some people breed dogs.
Speaker 3: They're like, I can make a living. I mean not really.
Speaker 3: I'll start a puppy mill today. Not the puppy mill
Speaker 3: like somebody has a pure chocolate lab and they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: look at this. I know people that have done it,
Speaker 3: and I know people who currently do it, and it
Speaker 3: is a lot of work.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start small with the raccoon dog. I
Speaker 2: think I think I could find a market for that here.
Speaker 3: Why don't you just get your dog what you need
Speaker 3: to go out and find a female raccoon. I don't
Speaker 3: know how you do that, Pat, and then get what's
Speaker 3: your dog? Juno, Juno the German shepherd. Yeah, get Juno
Speaker 3: to you know, well he knows. Uh, then he can
Speaker 3: get off the couch legs and stuff like that and
Speaker 3: you know, get up on some raccoon action.
Speaker 2: Then we've got it. Wouldn't be complete here without a
Speaker 2: pit bull story. We've got a sixteen year old pit
Speaker 2: bull that is owned by a homeless dude. But the
Speaker 2: homeless dude doesn't have the pit bull right now because
Speaker 2: a veterinarian had to treat the dog, and the veterinarian
Speaker 2: now is refusing to return the dog to the homeless
Speaker 2: man because basically, well, the dog was in such bad
Speaker 2: shape being cared for by the homeless guy that, yeah,
Speaker 2: he would.
Speaker 1: This is a conundrum here.
Speaker 3: When the shelter lady found him, the dog him or
Speaker 3: or whatever was tied up to the bumper of like
Speaker 3: a u aul or something, Yeah, had in really bad shape.
Speaker 3: This is like one of those should the.
Speaker 1: Homeless guy get his dog back or.
Speaker 3: Should the lady who put money that owns a vet
Speaker 3: and brought this thing back to a good life keep it.
Speaker 1: I say keep it with the vat not sixteen years old.
Speaker 1: I got I mean bucket, here's a bucket, go and
Speaker 1: kick it. Yeah, I have. Probably a few years ago
Speaker 1: he probably had a plan to breed it with a raccoon,
Speaker 1: the homeless coon. I think raccoon dog. I think when
Speaker 1: you get six raccoon pitbull, that would be a mess.
Speaker 1: I think we let it. Let the dog live.
Speaker 3: It's its years with the vat you know what I'm
Speaker 3: getting at, where it's living a good remainder of the life.
Speaker 3: It already dealt with living with a homeless dude for
Speaker 3: that long. Just get him like a gerbil or give
Speaker 3: him a rat on a leash. Well know, he's probably
Speaker 3: half in the bottle. You know. Somebody said, I got
Speaker 3: a female raccoon that I feed on a daily basis
Speaker 3: in my backyard, just saying, uh, Pat, we might have
Speaker 3: a partner for Juno.
Speaker 1: Set up a blind date. We're doing a we're starting
Speaker 1: a puppy mill.
Speaker 3: Now, we got baf pizza, We're running Bob World order.
Speaker 3: Somebody says, junekun dog for Juno new coon dog.
Speaker 1: Just paid a little over three K for a palm Ski.
Speaker 1: Hey man, if that's in your budget, more power to you.
Speaker 3: I just yeah, they need different breeds like a raccoodle.
Speaker 1: Or a sheet zoo, rad doodle, red doodle.
Speaker 3: And they have raccoodle because the raccoon and a doodle
Speaker 3: makes a poodle. Now that would be an ideal partner.
Speaker 3: I could see a poodle in a raccoon. You know,
Speaker 3: they're you know, size wise.
Speaker 1: I'm talking. Finally, we've got a road raging maniac.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, new high score achieved raccoon sex roundtable.
Speaker 1: Now we do it.
Speaker 2: Listen, It's never our intent to stray off the beaten path,
Speaker 2: but let's just say there's a lot of stray beaten
Speaker 2: paths on this show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, somebody branched into remember Shark Ray, Remember where the
Speaker 3: shark in the man Ray or whatever bed Like these
Speaker 3: people's friends breeding dogs one hundred k in a year.
Speaker 3: We're going to make a fortune off these rac kodles.
Speaker 2: Police are searching for a Memphis road rager who got
Speaker 2: in a little fender bender with a seventy six year
Speaker 2: old man's SUV and I got out of the car
Speaker 2: and attacked the dude's vehicle with an axe.
Speaker 4: I thought, okay, I'll get over in this lane, the
Speaker 4: turn lane. I suppose I'm miscalculated. They started towards us
Speaker 4: and I said, it's that in his hand, and we
Speaker 4: couldn't figure it out until they took a large swing
Speaker 4: at the back window. I'm just thankful he didn't come
Speaker 4: up to the window because he'd got through the window.
Speaker 1: There was my head that was more in shocks. It
Speaker 1: did not occur to me to drive away.
Speaker 2: I get a video of this going that another motorist took.
Speaker 2: I'm sharing that with you on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: What a Lunatic's innocent old man and it.
Speaker 2: Was a minor fender bender. Thus the axe needs to
Speaker 2: come out.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: God, dude, it was highly upset that his Chevy and
Speaker 2: power had been had been dinged.
Speaker 1: I guess three one one j r R. It just rocks.