WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:05.400 Stuck at home, bored and alone. You'd think I could 2 00:00:05.480 --> 00:00:15.000 have some fun on my own, but not all. I 3 00:00:15.160 --> 00:00:19.839 fought af with Cecily and Stephanie. Hello, everybody, welcome to 4 00:00:20.079 --> 00:00:24.160 bord af. It's a show. We're still doing it. We 5 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:24.760 don't care. 6 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:26.440 You guys. 7 00:00:26.480 --> 00:00:29.239 You're not gonna want to miss Patreon this week. Now. 8 00:00:29.239 --> 00:00:31.719 This is not just me. And by the way, we 9 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:33.280 know we're late. It's Stephanie's fault. 10 00:00:34.799 --> 00:00:40.799 It's my Yesterday, I had no internet from two am 11 00:00:40.880 --> 00:00:43.600 until I mean I went to bed. I'm going to 12 00:00:43.679 --> 00:00:45.840 tell you how bad things were. I read a book. 13 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:49.799 That's how bad life was a book. I read a 14 00:00:49.799 --> 00:00:56.600 book called Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins, who wrote Daisy 15 00:00:56.640 --> 00:01:00.399 Jones and the Six. Yeah, I was, it's just I 16 00:01:00.479 --> 00:01:02.719 saw it on the floor of my daughter's room and 17 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:04.519 I was like, have you read that book? And I've 18 00:01:04.560 --> 00:01:06.519 heard of it and she said no, And I said, 19 00:01:06.519 --> 00:01:07.599 do you want me to read it and tell you 20 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:10.560 how it is? And she was like sure, and it's good, 21 00:01:10.640 --> 00:01:12.640 it's really good. But I mean, I really read all 22 00:01:12.719 --> 00:01:15.400 day there. I had nothing I couldn't I have like 23 00:01:15.480 --> 00:01:18.719 no bars of service at my house, so it's like 24 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:22.319 not for sure if my texts are even going to 25 00:01:22.400 --> 00:01:22.760 go through. 26 00:01:22.840 --> 00:01:25.959 It was just really awful. I mean, was it like, 27 00:01:26.000 --> 00:01:28.239 do you think it was like being like in Syria 28 00:01:28.239 --> 00:01:32.439 in twenty fourteen? No, pretty much worse than that. Okay, 29 00:01:32.719 --> 00:01:34.560 I just wanted to kind of I wish I wish 30 00:01:34.640 --> 00:01:39.519 I was. Don't even say it, don't even say it. So, yes, 31 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:41.920 we're late, but like you're gonna want to listen to 32 00:01:41.959 --> 00:01:45.400 Patreon and also it supports us, you know, I know, 33 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:47.439 you get an ad now and then hear whatever. And 34 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:49.920 sometimes those ads jump right in the middle of a sentence. 35 00:01:49.959 --> 00:01:52.359 It might happen right the second. I could be saying 36 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:54.120 this and you're hearing and then an AD just comes out. 37 00:01:54.879 --> 00:01:55.439 That happens. 38 00:01:55.439 --> 00:01:58.200 It's just part of podcasting. That's life. Is it amazing? 39 00:01:58.280 --> 00:02:04.079 What evs? We're Jenna, We don't care. But Patreon, like 40 00:02:04.200 --> 00:02:06.640 Stephanie put her neck out like she put her life 41 00:02:06.680 --> 00:02:08.439 on the line. I really did. 42 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:10.879 And I even talked about it on for crying out 43 00:02:10.879 --> 00:02:15.240 loud in case you listened over there, and I said, hey, guys, 44 00:02:15.759 --> 00:02:19.280 I told a story on the Patreon over there, and 45 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:23.439 I said, I'm have another bigger story that is only 46 00:02:23.439 --> 00:02:25.479 going to go on board a f Patreon, and it was. 47 00:02:25.520 --> 00:02:29.439 It's classic classic boord af So if you came from 48 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:31.680 the beginning, just pop on, even if you want to 49 00:02:31.680 --> 00:02:34.319 pop off, throw five bucks in and get a story. Yeah, 50 00:02:34.360 --> 00:02:37.319 I mean so, it's like half the price of the 51 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:39.599 coffee that I get in the mornings. Oh my god, 52 00:02:39.800 --> 00:02:42.919 it has gotten so expensive going to get a cup 53 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:46.199 of coffee. I got it. I have this new it's 54 00:02:46.199 --> 00:02:48.479 got to be so fattening. But they have this it's 55 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:51.159 called brown sugar coffee. I don't know what's going on 56 00:02:51.199 --> 00:02:54.520 in that, but it's so good. It's so good. I've 57 00:02:54.520 --> 00:02:58.080 you ever had that? I haven't. It's I'm sure it's 58 00:02:58.120 --> 00:02:59.879 just like a little pump of something they put in 59 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:03.000 like some shirt. It's probably eight hundred calories, but it's 60 00:03:03.039 --> 00:03:04.199 so good. What happened you? 61 00:03:04.319 --> 00:03:07.879 Remember when your big thing was your lavender coffee? I 62 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:10.039 like that too, but I switched. They also still have 63 00:03:10.120 --> 00:03:12.280 the lavender and the honey lavender honey. 64 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:15.159 Which I like. But this place, okay, here's a happy 65 00:03:15.199 --> 00:03:17.800 story to get us going. Remember that place I said 66 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.840 I would never go again. I told a story. I 67 00:03:19.840 --> 00:03:22.879 went to this coffee place in Hollywood. Yes, and they 68 00:03:22.879 --> 00:03:27.080 were really mean to me because I was like, you 69 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:28.879 guys didn't give me back my card and they're like, yeah, 70 00:03:28.879 --> 00:03:30.360 we did, but they were really rude about it, and 71 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:32.560 I was like, you didn't, and we went back and forth. 72 00:03:32.560 --> 00:03:35.039 They're like, ma'am, and they were so rude. They could 73 00:03:35.039 --> 00:03:36.719 have been nice, but it was this woman and she 74 00:03:36.800 --> 00:03:39.080 was just a bitch and she was like, yeah, I 75 00:03:39.599 --> 00:03:41.560 have no interest in your card. Like she was so 76 00:03:41.960 --> 00:03:44.919 mean to me. And I just bought I'd bought coffee 77 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:47.879 in like a cookie or something, and I couldn't find 78 00:03:47.919 --> 00:03:49.360 my card and I was like, you didn't give it 79 00:03:49.400 --> 00:03:51.639 back to me. So it was this back and forth, 80 00:03:51.680 --> 00:03:53.280 back and forth, and then I was like, can I 81 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:56.319 please use your bathroom? And they're like whatever, the code is, whatever. 82 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:58.719 I go into the bathroom, I take my pants off 83 00:03:58.800 --> 00:04:00.840 to pee, and the card just falls out of my 84 00:04:00.919 --> 00:04:03.560 pants because what had happened was I'd not put it 85 00:04:03.560 --> 00:04:05.680 in my back pocket. I accidentally just stuck it in 86 00:04:05.759 --> 00:04:09.280 my back crotch, like in my butt. It was in 87 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:12.840 my butt, So this was your fault. So this was 88 00:04:12.879 --> 00:04:15.319 my fault, except she was still very mean. There's a 89 00:04:15.319 --> 00:04:17.399 world because I wasn't mean at first, and then she 90 00:04:17.560 --> 00:04:20.000 was mean, so it escalated. I was like, I don't 91 00:04:20.000 --> 00:04:21.040 think you gave me my car back. 92 00:04:21.360 --> 00:04:21.759 Yeah I did. 93 00:04:21.839 --> 00:04:23.759 We don't have your car. Like she was just so rude, 94 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:26.839 but in the end she was right. It was in 95 00:04:26.920 --> 00:04:28.879 my butt and that's why you were never going to 96 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:30.399 go back there again. And I was never going to 97 00:04:30.480 --> 00:04:32.399 go back. And years went by and I didn't go back. 98 00:04:32.439 --> 00:04:35.079 And there's a different coffee place two doors down on 99 00:04:35.120 --> 00:04:37.360 the same block, so I go to that place. They're 100 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:40.639 always pretty nice. They're a little hipstery. It's like it's 101 00:04:40.720 --> 00:04:44.199 not quite like it's not It wouldn't have necessarily been 102 00:04:44.319 --> 00:04:46.319 my number one choice, but I like it. I like 103 00:04:46.399 --> 00:04:49.079 the atmosphere in there. I don't necessarily love the coffee, 104 00:04:49.079 --> 00:04:51.680 but it's real cute. They have games you can play, 105 00:04:51.759 --> 00:04:54.279 you know, right, like cards and stuff. I like that. 106 00:04:54.720 --> 00:04:58.079 So they're cute. So I've been going down there, and 107 00:04:58.279 --> 00:05:00.279 like the last three weeks, there's been some kind of 108 00:05:00.360 --> 00:05:03.560 decaf shortage and I can't have I can't have caffeine 109 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:08.000 for many reasons, and so they they're like, we're sorry, 110 00:05:08.000 --> 00:05:09.879 we don't we haven't had decaf for weeks. I'm like, 111 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:12.639 they have it at Ralph's, which is literally three blocks down, 112 00:05:12.680 --> 00:05:13.680 and you want me to to go get it and 113 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:16.839 bring it to you to make I mean, decaf exists 114 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:18.959 right right. It seems like they're just being a little 115 00:05:19.040 --> 00:05:20.480 and I was like, okay, I'll just go back to 116 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:22.879 this other place. It's been years, right, it's been like 117 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.639 four years. So now that lady isn't there anymore. And 118 00:05:25.680 --> 00:05:28.360 the guy that works there is adorable and I love him, 119 00:05:28.439 --> 00:05:33.000 and they have amazing coffee. So in conclusion, sometimes go back. 120 00:05:33.120 --> 00:05:36.360 Sometimes you can just wait out the bad people. Ye. Yes, 121 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:40.600 everything that people don't last forever, I think is what 122 00:05:40.639 --> 00:05:43.560 you're saying. Yeah, she was a bad lady that worked 123 00:05:43.560 --> 00:05:45.720 at a place that shouldn't have been working in whatever 124 00:05:46.920 --> 00:05:50.199 in the coffee industry. I now goes out of his 125 00:05:50.240 --> 00:05:53.319 way to be nice. He doesn't make fun of me 126 00:05:53.399 --> 00:05:56.759 for my like milk choices or whatever, because I said 127 00:05:56.800 --> 00:05:59.160 I was like, I always really want to get soy milk, 128 00:05:59.199 --> 00:06:01.399 but people tell me it's so bad. And he's like, oh, 129 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:05.279 fuck them. Oh he said that. Yeah, he was like everybody. 130 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:08.000 He's like everything's something. He's like, we have it if 131 00:06:08.000 --> 00:06:09.560 you want it. I was like, I would like it, please, 132 00:06:11.199 --> 00:06:13.240 What do you mean you'll say it milk. What do 133 00:06:13.279 --> 00:06:15.839 you mean? People say it's terrible, terrible for you. We'll 134 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:18.240 say it's bad for you soy milk, that there's some 135 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:20.879 sort of estrogen component that you're not supposed to have 136 00:06:20.920 --> 00:06:22.720 that can cause something. But then you're not supposed to 137 00:06:22.720 --> 00:06:26.360 have almond milk because it takes like twenty thousand gallons 138 00:06:26.360 --> 00:06:29.519 of water to make one almond or some shit, right, 139 00:06:30.079 --> 00:06:32.279 and then you know, oat milk whatever. I mean, there's 140 00:06:32.279 --> 00:06:35.800 always some reason, right, I understand regular milk, but like, 141 00:06:36.560 --> 00:06:41.399 please let me have my soy bean. Yeah. Anyway, that's 142 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:43.759 my positive story is that now I go back. Well, 143 00:06:43.759 --> 00:06:46.319 although it's not positive for the other coffee place that 144 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:51.040 did nothing wrong. Well, I mean, they can't all be winners. 145 00:06:52.079 --> 00:06:55.680 You know. Sometimes maybe they're not working hard enough to 146 00:06:55.720 --> 00:06:58.720 get your you know, I mean listen, right, they're not 147 00:06:58.759 --> 00:06:59.399 working that hard. 148 00:06:59.399 --> 00:07:02.399 They're not They could have gone to Ralphson gotten the decaf, 149 00:07:02.519 --> 00:07:04.639 like you know what I mean. I feel like it's 150 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:06.839 kind of up to them. 151 00:07:06.839 --> 00:07:09.360 And they have been rude before. I remember, like a 152 00:07:09.399 --> 00:07:11.399 year ago they were so rude and then I was like, well, 153 00:07:11.439 --> 00:07:13.759 now I have nowhere to go because now both of 154 00:07:13.800 --> 00:07:16.639 you are dicks, but now the other place is in 155 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.839 a dick. So in the end, I have one more 156 00:07:19.879 --> 00:07:22.399 story before we get into our main one. Okay, I 157 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:23.759 might need you to call up a lot of it 158 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:26.120 because my phone, of course is dying on the skull 159 00:07:26.160 --> 00:07:29.240 wolf thing. But you've got it all. I've read it. Also, 160 00:07:29.319 --> 00:07:33.800 I know everything. Okay. One quick thing. I was scrolling 161 00:07:33.920 --> 00:07:36.639 around Netflix or some shit trying to find something to 162 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:40.240 just like like peacefully watch. I didn't want to watch 163 00:07:40.279 --> 00:07:42.199 the news, and I really had sort of run out 164 00:07:42.240 --> 00:07:45.480 of stuff and I didn't want to watch like a documentary. 165 00:07:46.040 --> 00:07:48.399 But it it came, you know, on Netflix, is like, 166 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:52.319 if you like this, we suggest this obviously. So it 167 00:07:52.399 --> 00:07:56.319 suggested some show called Toxic, which is like a docuseries 168 00:07:56.360 --> 00:08:00.839 about like toxic shit, you know, okay, relationships, and I 169 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:03.000 swear to god, my first thought was like, oh my god, 170 00:08:03.040 --> 00:08:04.720 I love this. So it's going to be about like 171 00:08:04.720 --> 00:08:07.560 comedians that are avoidant, huh. And then I like watched 172 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:09.600 a clip of it and it's like, oh fuck, it's 173 00:08:09.600 --> 00:08:13.120 like murder. Like I don't want murder. I thought it 174 00:08:13.160 --> 00:08:16.680 was toxic, like why are we in these weird pushing pulls? No, 175 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.160 it was like yeah, and then I knew I told 176 00:08:19.160 --> 00:08:22.120 the sheriff that he murder killed her, and I'm like, oh, 177 00:08:22.160 --> 00:08:25.439 that don't call it toxic. That's not the right word 178 00:08:25.519 --> 00:08:29.879 for it. I like, like, I guess it is so 179 00:08:30.079 --> 00:08:35.399 like all murder stuff, but not relationships specifically. I thought 180 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.279 it was. Yeah, I do think that's kind of a 181 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:37.960 bait and switch. 182 00:08:38.840 --> 00:08:39.679 I think so too. 183 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:43.440 I mean, I know toxic does mean poison, so it 184 00:08:43.600 --> 00:08:45.799 is like I guess it could apply, but you know, 185 00:08:45.879 --> 00:08:48.159 we don't think of it like that. Britney Spears isn't 186 00:08:48.200 --> 00:08:51.679 singing about like people that murdered someone, about like the 187 00:08:51.799 --> 00:08:56.159 dick that she dated, and like a weird dynamic. That's 188 00:08:56.200 --> 00:08:57.639 what I thought the thing was about. You know, I'm 189 00:08:57.679 --> 00:09:01.799 all about that. But then they to me, I'm like, no, no, no, 190 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:05.120 that murder is the last thing that I want right, 191 00:09:05.399 --> 00:09:09.000 not on a day like that, not on any day. 192 00:09:09.120 --> 00:09:11.159 I'm not into the murder. The only you and I 193 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:14.279 disagree on this. I've never really liked the murder podcasts. 194 00:09:14.519 --> 00:09:17.039 I don't like any of that. I do enjoy a 195 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:20.200 serial killer documentary just because I cannot believe that shit 196 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:23.879 like happens, Like that's just a bigger sort of picture 197 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:28.159 like humans crazy shit, but just murder on the every day. 198 00:09:28.639 --> 00:09:31.240 I've never been into it. It's like shocking that people 199 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:33.639 love it, and I know you like it, so no judgment. 200 00:09:34.519 --> 00:09:36.759 Well it's funny that you say that because I was 201 00:09:37.480 --> 00:09:39.080 just and I don't want to. I'm not trying to 202 00:09:39.120 --> 00:09:40.960 be this person. That's like I was just talking about 203 00:09:40.960 --> 00:09:44.840 this one for crying out loud. But Lynette likes serial 204 00:09:44.919 --> 00:09:48.000 killer stuff. And the funny thing is I don't, and 205 00:09:48.960 --> 00:09:52.080 I don't like it because to me, it's just like 206 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:55.080 watching a slasher film. It's just like, okay, so there's 207 00:09:55.120 --> 00:09:57.879 no rhyme or reason. They just they're just fucked up 208 00:09:57.919 --> 00:09:59.440 and they just killed a bunch of people. 209 00:09:59.519 --> 00:10:00.320 And I don't. 210 00:10:00.519 --> 00:10:02.320 So now I have to hear about all these different 211 00:10:02.360 --> 00:10:04.639 people that died in a horrible way. And the thing 212 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:08.960 that I find more interesting is like the different about 213 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:11.879 true crime is not just like some slash or like 214 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:13.919 somebody was raped and murdered. 215 00:10:13.960 --> 00:10:14.879 I hate that stuff. 216 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:18.879 I like, oh, this person, you know, this this woman 217 00:10:18.919 --> 00:10:21.960 got really angry and has like you know, borderline personality 218 00:10:22.000 --> 00:10:24.399 and snapped, you know, like the kind of the like 219 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:25.759 Karens snap is good. 220 00:10:25.879 --> 00:10:29.200 I like snapped Karen read. There was a big like thing. 221 00:10:29.200 --> 00:10:31.480 They were outside the courthouse today. I thought there was 222 00:10:31.519 --> 00:10:33.200 going to be an answer today. I don't know if 223 00:10:33.200 --> 00:10:35.919 they did come through. Oh, I don't think so that 224 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.879 would happen. I want to google that, okay, because like 225 00:10:38.919 --> 00:10:40.960 there was, it was a big All the news stations 226 00:10:40.960 --> 00:10:43.639 were down there. She has an army. It's called like 227 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:48.000 the Karens Karen. Yeah, it's the whole thing. And they 228 00:10:48.039 --> 00:10:51.679 believe she's innocent. Oh, I know, I know they do. 229 00:10:51.759 --> 00:10:53.639 I know. I thought of you because it was like, oh, 230 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:55.960 how's this shit gonna good? But what was interesting is 231 00:10:56.000 --> 00:10:58.399 that they said the news people said that the jury 232 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:03.399 hasn't asked a single question, which is very uncommon. There's 233 00:11:03.480 --> 00:11:06.960 usually a lot of questions that go to the judge deliberating. 234 00:11:07.320 --> 00:11:10.120 There's no questions, and they've been deliberating a long time. 235 00:11:10.600 --> 00:11:12.799 So I think what happened that you saw was that 236 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:16.120 the jurors went home without a verdict. First day of 237 00:11:16.200 --> 00:11:19.759 deliberations ends with no verdict. Oh, I see, they're a 238 00:11:19.840 --> 00:11:21.720 logical home. I thought they had to stay in a 239 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:22.440 hotel forever. 240 00:11:22.919 --> 00:11:27.840 That's only if you're sequestered. Oh, they're not sequestered. I 241 00:11:27.879 --> 00:11:32.320 thought you always were what no nobody would ever be 242 00:11:32.360 --> 00:11:34.320 at a jury if you had to stay in a 243 00:11:34.360 --> 00:11:37.919 hotel every time a murder, I mean like a murder, 244 00:11:38.080 --> 00:11:40.159 like a jury like this, like a famous one. I 245 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:44.000 thought you had to. It's weird because the judge takes that. 246 00:11:44.159 --> 00:11:48.200 She's always just like, okay, guys, like have you hopefully 247 00:11:48.240 --> 00:11:51.159 you haven't like looked at the news or like talked 248 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:52.799 about this even with your spouse. 249 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:58.440 Okay, cool, come on, I believe Yeah, my god, I 250 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:00.000 told you I was the worst. Every time I've been 251 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:02.080 called in for drury duty and they give you that 252 00:12:02.120 --> 00:12:03.720 big speech, even when you go to lunch, They're like, 253 00:12:03.759 --> 00:12:06.720 you are not to talk about this at lunch anywhere 254 00:12:06.720 --> 00:12:09.320 outside this courtroom. I'm always the first. And you know, 255 00:12:09.360 --> 00:12:12.080 I don't know anyone. Although one time Bill Dwyer was in. 256 00:12:12.200 --> 00:12:16.039 We were in. We were called in together. Really there, Yeah, 257 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:17.960 so like I saw him in the big waiting room 258 00:12:17.960 --> 00:12:19.399 and like, oh my god, let's try to get called 259 00:12:19.399 --> 00:12:21.320 into They called both of our names and at the 260 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:23.919 same time, and we both were making each other laugh 261 00:12:23.960 --> 00:12:26.039 by trying to act crazy to get out of it. 262 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:28.480 We both did. We both did, and then he had 263 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:30.200 taken the bus for some reason. He's like, can you 264 00:12:30.200 --> 00:12:32.480 give me a ride home? I'm like, I guess. He 265 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:34.120 lived in like Silver Lake at the time, and it 266 00:12:34.159 --> 00:12:36.159 was downtown, so I was I was happy to do it. 267 00:12:36.200 --> 00:12:38.080 I love Bill Dwyer, so I was like, of course, 268 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:42.039 but why did he have a car? Well, I don't 269 00:12:42.039 --> 00:12:43.320 think it's that he didn't have a car, but like 270 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:45.519 a lot of people don't want to drive downtown. I 271 00:12:45.559 --> 00:12:48.759 hate driving. It's so scary to me. It's so many 272 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.679 one way street meets. He might have shared a car 273 00:12:50.720 --> 00:12:53.480 with his wife, like who knows, but he took the bus. 274 00:12:53.639 --> 00:12:56.000 He was kind of nearby. Sounds like his marriage was 275 00:12:56.039 --> 00:13:02.240 in trouble. Well, he me because it was the court 276 00:13:02.320 --> 00:13:04.759 case was I guess I can talk about it now. 277 00:13:04.799 --> 00:13:08.279 It was fifteen years ago and it wasn't famous, and 278 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:12.240 it was that like somebody shot a security guard shot 279 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:15.879 somebody like at write Aid or something, some crazy shit 280 00:13:15.960 --> 00:13:18.879 like that. And I got out of it because when 281 00:13:18.960 --> 00:13:21.000 they were like, tell us about yourself, I'm like, my 282 00:13:21.080 --> 00:13:25.159 name is Cecil Nobler. I hate cops. Yes, I did, 283 00:13:25.559 --> 00:13:27.279 because I don't like cops. And they were like, why 284 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:29.639 why do you say that? Because they don't. They won't 285 00:13:29.679 --> 00:13:31.440 just leave it at that. They don't like you to 286 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:33.840 just say you hate cops to get out of dream now, 287 00:13:34.080 --> 00:13:35.480 and I don't. And the weird thing is, I don't 288 00:13:35.480 --> 00:13:37.480 hate cops. But what I said was, which is true. 289 00:13:37.519 --> 00:13:39.360 I was like, well, I dated a cop in college 290 00:13:39.440 --> 00:13:40.919 and it just left a bad taste. 291 00:13:40.720 --> 00:13:41.240 In my mouth. 292 00:13:41.240 --> 00:13:43.759 And everyone laughed, and then I looked at Bill Dwyer 293 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:45.360 and he was like trying not to look at me, 294 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:48.279 and I don't remember what he said, but it was 295 00:13:48.360 --> 00:13:51.840 really funny. But like when he's not there, and usually 296 00:13:51.919 --> 00:13:54.639 he's not when I'm like at the lunch break or whatever, 297 00:13:54.720 --> 00:13:56.679 I'm always just talked to whoever I can, and I'll 298 00:13:56.720 --> 00:13:59.039 just be like, eh, what do you think guilty? And 299 00:13:59.039 --> 00:14:02.600 they're like, you can't talk about it. I will not 300 00:14:02.720 --> 00:14:05.279 follow that rule. It's just too crazy. First of all, 301 00:14:05.399 --> 00:14:08.000 it shouldn't even be us making this decision. We are 302 00:14:08.039 --> 00:14:11.879 a bunch of ragtag idiots. So have you not been 303 00:14:11.919 --> 00:14:14.639 on a jury before? Then? No, I always get released 304 00:14:14.679 --> 00:14:18.399 because I just do not behave I don't want to 305 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:20.000 be on a jury. If I had all the time 306 00:14:20.000 --> 00:14:22.440 in the world and like didn't have a job or 307 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:25.120 you know, like didn't could totally do it. Then. Sure, 308 00:14:25.679 --> 00:14:27.399 I've been called down like where you have to go 309 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:30.200 for the whole week, but I've never I've never been, 310 00:14:30.639 --> 00:14:33.559 thank God, like like been the one that had to 311 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:37.440 like make a decision. Now, absolutely not. I don't believe 312 00:14:37.440 --> 00:14:40.080 in it. I think that it should be like a judge, 313 00:14:41.039 --> 00:14:45.559 why we are not to be trusted. Yeah, I mean 314 00:14:45.600 --> 00:14:49.240 it's crazy to me, Like it's the craziest idea. I 315 00:14:49.320 --> 00:14:51.519 understand it's built on some kind of bullshit liberty, like 316 00:14:51.519 --> 00:14:54.559 we're gonna check some balance and look out for each other. Sure, 317 00:14:55.240 --> 00:14:56.600 maybe there's a better way to do that. 318 00:14:56.679 --> 00:14:59.679 Oh, I have been on a jury, and you're absolutely right. 319 00:15:00.200 --> 00:15:01.120 I couldn't believe it. 320 00:15:01.159 --> 00:15:04.159 I was so scared for a case anything ever happens 321 00:15:04.159 --> 00:15:07.399 and I get falsely accused because yeopel were so stupid. 322 00:15:08.120 --> 00:15:10.840 I could not believe how dumb people were. I was 323 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:14.240 like these people. I mean when we went in to deliberate, 324 00:15:14.360 --> 00:15:18.679 there was one girl who was normal and smart, and 325 00:15:18.799 --> 00:15:22.799 she and I could not believe the things that people were, Like, well, 326 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:25.559 do you remember the instruction of how it can't just 327 00:15:25.600 --> 00:15:28.120 be that like an alien came down and committed the crime, 328 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:31.639 because you know, the defense was just throwing out some 329 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:35.480 crazy stuff in the trial. In the trial that I 330 00:15:35.559 --> 00:15:39.919 you know, had to deliberate on. They were just going like, Okay, basically, 331 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:43.679 here's the situation. This guy was accused of felony threats 332 00:15:44.279 --> 00:15:46.440 and he was drunk. He was drunk. 333 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:49.000 Nobody was going to deny this, but he had the 334 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:53.480 worst defense attorney, so the defense instead. So the defense 335 00:15:53.480 --> 00:15:55.480 attorney could have got a lot of different ways. But 336 00:15:55.519 --> 00:15:59.879 she seemed very green, and her thing was that, well, 337 00:15:59.879 --> 00:16:04.080 he wasn't actually driving, but he was caught. He was 338 00:16:04.080 --> 00:16:07.600 found behind the wheel with a deployed air bag. So 339 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:11.080 her thing was like, well, he was trying to help 340 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:13.360 the person who really did it, who got out of 341 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:17.679 the car and ran away. So her thing was like, 342 00:16:17.720 --> 00:16:20.080 oh yeah, he was just a loyal friend and he 343 00:16:20.159 --> 00:16:23.840 was really drunk. So we get into the deliberation room 344 00:16:23.879 --> 00:16:27.279 and they're like, well, you know, I mean, like, let's 345 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.399 talk about this, and I was like, talk about what 346 00:16:30.000 --> 00:16:32.399 of course he did it? Like let's move on from 347 00:16:32.480 --> 00:16:35.480 he He was the driver, he had the air bag 348 00:16:35.519 --> 00:16:38.000 deployed his car, the door was dented in. They had 349 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:39.840 to get him out of help him out of the car. 350 00:16:40.120 --> 00:16:42.879 He couldn't open the car door. I was like, okay, 351 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:46.320 so he gets in this car accident. There's other people 352 00:16:46.360 --> 00:16:48.840 in the car. They run away. He's in the back seat. 353 00:16:49.279 --> 00:16:52.200 He hops out of the back seat, runs around to 354 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:55.120 the driver side, gets the driver out of the car, 355 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.440 gets himself, tucks himself in there under the air bags, 356 00:16:58.759 --> 00:17:01.480 gets the car shut, and then waits. 357 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:02.919 For the police to come get him. 358 00:17:03.720 --> 00:17:05.359 How does that make any sense? So me and the 359 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:07.839 other juror that was like normal. We were both going like, 360 00:17:08.759 --> 00:17:13.720 oh my god, guys, let's move on. He did not 361 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:16.920 get himself into the driver's seat. He did, but then 362 00:17:16.960 --> 00:17:19.279 we had to let's like, let's figure out if he 363 00:17:19.359 --> 00:17:21.880 actually did the felony threats. Let's stop with the he 364 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:24.720 didn't get in the car accident. But it was madness 365 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:27.759 we had to listen to like crazy, very. 366 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:30.720 Old people who couldn't even hear that word bored. 367 00:17:30.839 --> 00:17:32.880 They just have nowhere else to be yes, and they 368 00:17:33.000 --> 00:17:36.599 just oh my god, they were so like stupid. 369 00:17:37.440 --> 00:17:39.359 Oh my god, I've done that with mock jery's. You 370 00:17:39.400 --> 00:17:41.440 know how you can get paid. I did it too. 371 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:43.960 I love lock jeries. I used to do them all 372 00:17:44.000 --> 00:17:46.559 the time. I'd get every time I could. And you know, 373 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:49.359 they're long days. It's like eight am to six pm 374 00:17:49.440 --> 00:17:51.200 on the dot. You don't get out early. You're like, 375 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:54.200 it might be late. You'll give you like shitty sandwiches, 376 00:17:55.039 --> 00:17:56.880 but you get paid. You're like, that's a good day's work. 377 00:17:56.920 --> 00:17:59.759 But let's go home at six guys or eler. And 378 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.799 people would just be like, no one's life depends on this, right. 379 00:18:03.160 --> 00:18:06.079 I understand that it's helping the lawyers like develop their case, 380 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:08.640 that's why they have these mock jurys, but they would 381 00:18:08.680 --> 00:18:11.400 be arguing about the dumbest shit you've ever like exactly 382 00:18:11.480 --> 00:18:14.039 what you're saying. I was just like, my god, why 383 00:18:14.279 --> 00:18:17.160 do none of you have lives? I have a real 384 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:20.599 Housewives to watch. I was always the person there too 385 00:18:20.640 --> 00:18:22.839 that would be like the opposite of what everyone. I'd 386 00:18:22.839 --> 00:18:24.680 be like, you guys are fucking crazy. 387 00:18:25.240 --> 00:18:27.279 Oh my god, can I just tell you that one 388 00:18:27.319 --> 00:18:31.200 time I did a mock trial, like many many years ago. 389 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:34.160 I was I was like in my twenties and I 390 00:18:34.200 --> 00:18:36.359 did this mock trial and I'm like in the thing 391 00:18:36.559 --> 00:18:39.240 and when they you know, first they did the like 392 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.000 prosecution or whatever, and I was like, oh, he definitely 393 00:18:42.000 --> 00:18:45.599 did it. They then they had the you know, the defense, 394 00:18:46.599 --> 00:18:48.960 and then I was like, oh my god, no, he 395 00:18:49.039 --> 00:18:50.000 definitely did not. 396 00:18:50.559 --> 00:18:52.880 Very easily swayed. I am too, it was very easily 397 00:18:52.960 --> 00:18:53.720 swaye but no. 398 00:18:53.799 --> 00:18:56.640 But here's the best part that you will really laugh at. 399 00:18:57.279 --> 00:19:00.480 I didn't understand. I didn't understand that it a mock. 400 00:19:00.720 --> 00:19:03.559 I thought it was like a real thing. Like I thought, well, 401 00:19:03.599 --> 00:19:05.960