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Speaker 2: One of my best friends.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: At his house. We had been out and we were
Speaker 2: probably in the eighteen nineteen year old range at this point,
Speaker 2: and we'd go out every Friday and Saturday night and
Speaker 2: end up crashing at one of each other's houses. We're
Speaker 2: both still living at home. Yeah, and I mean back
Speaker 2: then the drinking age was.
Speaker 3: Like nineteen or no, it was still anyway, it was
Speaker 3: back in the good days.
Speaker 2: So we were my buddy, uh Sparky's house and uh
Speaker 2: we were making like twenty grilled cheese at three o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning after we got back hammered. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and uh we had nicknamed his dad Metal Mic because
Speaker 2: he was the farthest thing from metal. There is what
Speaker 2: kind of a mister cleve. My buddy's sparked. He's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go screw with him. Dude. It's three in
Speaker 2: the morning and it's your dad going in opens up
Speaker 2: this parents bedroom.
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Speaker 2: Mike Metal Mike flies out of bed. Jesus right, he
Speaker 2: sees us two idiots kitchen twenty grilled cheese sandwiches.
Speaker 3: The kitchen's ripped apart, and then Metal Mike. It moved
Speaker 3: on to our buddy Mike who works with Metallic Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, idiotology. Jeffrey Hartman from Pennsylvania has been charged. Well,
Speaker 2: this started off he was at a casino in the
Speaker 2: Pittsburgh area and he was taken into custody by the
Speaker 2: River's Casino security staff about twenty till six on Sunday
Speaker 2: morning after he allegedly trespassing a restaurant and was attempting
Speaker 2: to steal bottles of alcohol. And I guess he had
Speaker 2: like four thousand dollars worth of alcohol that he was
Speaker 2: trying to make off with. This was an all night gambler,
Speaker 2: I'm guessing, all right, probably or just had no clue
Speaker 2: what time it was, because you know, you're getting them casinos,
Speaker 2: you lose track of all of it. They transferred into
Speaker 2: a secure area there in the casino, waititing your finances,
Speaker 2: waiting for police to show up. Hartman asked for permission
Speaker 2: to use the bathroom and they let him use the
Speaker 2: employee restroom in the secure area. It was at this
Speaker 2: time he allegedly lit a quote commercial grade firework that
Speaker 2: he just happened to have on him and put it
Speaker 2: in the toilet, blowing the toilet up. So now now
Speaker 2: he's got damage to the restroom charges on top of
Speaker 2: the attempted thievery and in jail, unable to pay twenty
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars bail.
Speaker 3: You have to admit he gets a total c for
Speaker 3: creativity for out.
Speaker 2: You're already screwed. You know what, I'm blowing up the crapper.
Speaker 2: Let's do it. Why would you have something like that
Speaker 2: with you? Just happen to have something like that with
Speaker 2: you in a casino.
Speaker 3: Pat as I said, this is a guy who gambled
Speaker 3: all night because it's open twenty four to seven, because
Speaker 3: they they have no off time to take your money
Speaker 3: holiday smalliday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hours of operation, there are none.
Speaker 3: Right, you're correct, And I love casinos, don't get me wrong.
Speaker 3: But he did the all night vendor and goes, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna let my room. They wouldn't fully stalk me because
Speaker 3: I'm not one of the whales that you know gets
Speaker 3: a free flight out here, big penthouse. Well I'll show
Speaker 3: that free flight out to Pittsburgh. Yeah, they do free
Speaker 3: flights all casinos. If you're big enough. You know, one
Speaker 3: of the whales or just a spender, and he's, yeah,
Speaker 3: he wouldn't give me anything.
Speaker 2: We didn't even stalk my bar.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna stalk the bar now, I'm gonna pull up
Speaker 3: the ul must she said.
Speaker 2: Essir Julian Farrat is a thirty year old city councilor
Speaker 2: in Mannheim, Germany. He is getting a lot of attention
Speaker 2: for an eight day trip in the name of representing
Speaker 2: the city of Mannheim, Germany in a fact finding mission
Speaker 2: to cop de Jade in the south of France. His
Speaker 2: mission is to investigate how the a global hub for
Speaker 2: nudest sex tourism and swinging the model that takes place
Speaker 2: in that French city, he could bring back the model
Speaker 2: to have something similar in Mannheim in Germany. So he's
Speaker 2: he was encouraging his constituents to join him on a
Speaker 2: trip to a swingers town in the south of France,
Speaker 2: where he posted a picture of himself. I don't get it.
Speaker 2: He's on the city council in Mannheim, France, or a Mannheim, Germany.
Speaker 3: Trying to bring a swingers club to back to France. No,
Speaker 3: back to Germany. Went to France to see what all
Speaker 3: the hubbub hope to do, and they were supposedly having
Speaker 3: a great success with this this nude beach slash swinger's
Speaker 3: colony attraction, and he wants to co opt.
Speaker 2: The idea for his hometown. In man, I'm Germany.
Speaker 3: So that Pat showing me a picture of him standing
Speaker 3: nude with the sign over his genitalia area. I gotta say, Pat,
Speaker 3: I'm not this is no game. That's a good looking dude.
Speaker 3: If I'm in a swingers camp. Actually is homosexual if I'm.
Speaker 2: In a swingers camp.
Speaker 3: But this guy approaches me and my wife, I'm jealous
Speaker 3: because I know he'd be not homosexual.
Speaker 2: Apparently they got twelve dudes and eight chicks to want
Speaker 2: to go with him to swing it. Yeah, Hey, man,
Speaker 2: I just want you to fit local lisis if one
Speaker 2: of the insert whatever city it might be.
Speaker 3: Don't put anybody's name on it. No, whatever city did
Speaker 3: and whatever he's ever.
Speaker 2: City counselors decides to go on a fact finding mission like.
Speaker 3: The city of Orlando. Let's say, we're not gonna name names.
Speaker 3: You can do the picture in your head. This one
Speaker 3: steps forward and says, who's going with me on the
Speaker 3: swinging mission?
Speaker 2: Hey? Who wants to go? Yeah? Oh yeah, she's all right.
Speaker 2: I got I got bowling on Wednesday, so pointed at me.
Speaker 2: I'm willing to you know, they can bowl without me.
Speaker 2: I got a backup not mentioning any names, though we
Speaker 2: wouldn't do that. Let's go, go, go, first headline of
Speaker 2: the week contender.
Speaker 3: I feel like a couple of guys who just stole
Speaker 3: a bunch of booze from the casino because we're so wasted.
Speaker 2: Go go Lynch, Go give her to that. All right,
Speaker 2: are you ready for our first headline of the week contender?
Speaker 2: I told you I have two coming at you this morning.
Speaker 3: I told you have to figure out a new situation
Speaker 3: to tape these things because the taper is not quicker.
Speaker 2: There is a post as well, which is part of
Speaker 2: this story that I want to get into. Go didn't
Speaker 2: even wipe? Man defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store.
Speaker 3: That's one that I don't know if I could read
Speaker 3: back on Friday when we do the tally up of
Speaker 3: the headline winners.
Speaker 2: There, it is all clinical in this didn't even man
Speaker 2: defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store. I know what
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do. I'm gonna name each one of these
Speaker 2: taping things. There you go. You don't have to write
Speaker 2: them down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And the reason why is because I have other
Speaker 3: things taped that have well anybody ever heard them?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: So us. It's a Saudi guy with a whole bunch
Speaker 2: of money.
Speaker 4: That's my goal retire, he he, God, there will be
Speaker 4: a day, a day is gonna come taco where all
Speaker 4: this can just flow, you can just flow unabated. Here's
Speaker 4: this is the part that really took this to the
Speaker 4: top for me and why I shared it with you
Speaker 4: on our Facebook page. One of the local news stations
Speaker 4: in Detroit, uh huh, spent three and a half minutes
Speaker 4: of their local newscast on this story. You're kidding me
Speaker 4: with an in depth interview one of the guys who
Speaker 4: works in the store where this happens.
Speaker 2: It is fantastic. I'm just gonna leave it there.
Speaker 3: So that's what you have posted on our Facebook page.
Speaker 3: Jarond Facebook. They did a newscast on this. If you've
Speaker 3: got three and a half minutes, it is worth your time.
Speaker 3: When you said what really got me with this story
Speaker 3: the guy defecating in the jew store is that he
Speaker 3: was barefoot.
Speaker 2: On the man.
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