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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let you taco one

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<v Speaker 1>on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour has brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by our Get a Load of Monday deal going

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<v Speaker 2>on Instagram that starts at six o'clock talking Metallica Load. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Metallica's Load album is the latest to be remastered and

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<v Speaker 2>reissued as a deluxe box set. If you would like

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<v Speaker 2>to try to win one of those Get a Load

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<v Speaker 2>of Monday on our jarr Instagram at one oh one

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<v Speaker 2>one w JR. Starting at six anytime today, you can

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<v Speaker 2>swing by and just do as instructed in that post

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<v Speaker 2>to put yourself in a position to win it.

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<v Speaker 3>And there'll be multiple winners because I know Metal Mike,

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<v Speaker 3>the Metallica Rep took care of business when it comes

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<v Speaker 3>to that, So you'll begin a whole load of Load.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm Mike, and I Mike one of the best

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<v Speaker 3>stories ever. But right now, I don't want to sidetrack.

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<v Speaker 3>This's early in the shell.

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<v Speaker 2>Rest in peace, Metal Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, come on, we can't leave the real Metal Mike

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<v Speaker 3>lives on now, dude. He reps Metallity grown up.

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<v Speaker 2>One of my best friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I was.

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<v Speaker 2>At his house. We had been out and we were

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<v Speaker 2>probably in the eighteen nineteen year old range at this point,

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<v Speaker 2>and we'd go out every Friday and Saturday night and

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<v Speaker 2>end up crashing at one of each other's houses. We're

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<v Speaker 2>both still living at home. Yeah, and I mean back

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<v Speaker 2>then the drinking age was.

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<v Speaker 3>Like nineteen or no, it was still anyway, it was

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<v Speaker 3>back in the good days.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were my buddy, uh Sparky's house and uh

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<v Speaker 2>we were making like twenty grilled cheese at three o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning after we got back hammered. Yeah. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and uh we had nicknamed his dad Metal Mic because

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<v Speaker 2>he was the farthest thing from metal. There is what

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a mister cleve. My buddy's sparked. He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go screw with him. Dude. It's three in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning and it's your dad going in opens up

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<v Speaker 2>this parents bedroom.

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<v Speaker 3>He's going Mettle Mike, Mettle, Mikes met him, Mike Metle.

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<v Speaker 2>Mike Metal Mike flies out of bed. Jesus right, he

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<v Speaker 2>sees us two idiots kitchen twenty grilled cheese sandwiches.

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<v Speaker 3>The kitchen's ripped apart, and then Metal Mike. It moved

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<v Speaker 3>on to our buddy Mike who works with Metallic Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, idiotology. Jeffrey Hartman from Pennsylvania has been charged. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>this started off he was at a casino in the

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<v Speaker 2>Pittsburgh area and he was taken into custody by the

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<v Speaker 2>River's Casino security staff about twenty till six on Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>morning after he allegedly trespassing a restaurant and was attempting

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<v Speaker 2>to steal bottles of alcohol. And I guess he had

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<v Speaker 2>like four thousand dollars worth of alcohol that he was

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<v Speaker 2>trying to make off with. This was an all night gambler,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm guessing, all right, probably or just had no clue

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<v Speaker 2>what time it was, because you know, you're getting them casinos,

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<v Speaker 2>you lose track of all of it. They transferred into

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<v Speaker 2>a secure area there in the casino, waititing your finances,

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for police to show up. Hartman asked for permission

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<v Speaker 2>to use the bathroom and they let him use the

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<v Speaker 2>employee restroom in the secure area. It was at this

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<v Speaker 2>time he allegedly lit a quote commercial grade firework that

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<v Speaker 2>he just happened to have on him and put it

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<v Speaker 2>in the toilet, blowing the toilet up. So now now

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<v Speaker 2>he's got damage to the restroom charges on top of

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<v Speaker 2>the attempted thievery and in jail, unable to pay twenty

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand dollars bail.

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<v Speaker 3>You have to admit he gets a total c for

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<v Speaker 3>creativity for out.

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<v Speaker 2>You're already screwed. You know what, I'm blowing up the crapper.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's do it. Why would you have something like that

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<v Speaker 2>with you? Just happen to have something like that with

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<v Speaker 2>you in a casino.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat as I said, this is a guy who gambled

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<v Speaker 3>all night because it's open twenty four to seven, because

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<v Speaker 3>they they have no off time to take your money

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<v Speaker 3>holiday smalliday.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, hours of operation, there are none.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, you're correct, And I love casinos, don't get me wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>But he did the all night vendor and goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna let my room. They wouldn't fully stalk me because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not one of the whales that you know gets

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<v Speaker 3>a free flight out here, big penthouse. Well I'll show

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<v Speaker 3>that free flight out to Pittsburgh. Yeah, they do free

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<v Speaker 3>flights all casinos. If you're big enough. You know, one

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<v Speaker 3>of the whales or just a spender, and he's, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>he wouldn't give me anything.

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<v Speaker 2>We didn't even stalk my bar.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna stalk the bar now, I'm gonna pull up

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<v Speaker 3>the ul must she said.

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<v Speaker 2>Essir Julian Farrat is a thirty year old city councilor

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<v Speaker 2>in Mannheim, Germany. He is getting a lot of attention

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<v Speaker 2>for an eight day trip in the name of representing

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<v Speaker 2>the city of Mannheim, Germany in a fact finding mission

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<v Speaker 2>to cop de Jade in the south of France. His

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<v Speaker 2>mission is to investigate how the a global hub for

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<v Speaker 2>nudest sex tourism and swinging the model that takes place

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<v Speaker 2>in that French city, he could bring back the model

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<v Speaker 2>to have something similar in Mannheim in Germany. So he's

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<v Speaker 2>he was encouraging his constituents to join him on a

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<v Speaker 2>trip to a swingers town in the south of France,

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<v Speaker 2>where he posted a picture of himself. I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on the city council in Mannheim, France, or a Mannheim, Germany.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to bring a swingers club to back to France. No,

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<v Speaker 3>back to Germany. Went to France to see what all

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<v Speaker 3>the hubbub hope to do, and they were supposedly having

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<v Speaker 3>a great success with this this nude beach slash swinger's

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<v Speaker 3>colony attraction, and he wants to co opt.

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<v Speaker 2>The idea for his hometown. In man, I'm Germany.

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<v Speaker 3>So that Pat showing me a picture of him standing

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<v Speaker 3>nude with the sign over his genitalia area. I gotta say, Pat,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not this is no game. That's a good looking dude.

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<v Speaker 3>If I'm in a swingers camp. Actually is homosexual if I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>In a swingers camp.

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<v Speaker 3>But this guy approaches me and my wife, I'm jealous

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<v Speaker 3>because I know he'd be not homosexual.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently they got twelve dudes and eight chicks to want

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<v Speaker 2>to go with him to swing it. Yeah, Hey, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I just want you to fit local lisis if one

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<v Speaker 2>of the insert whatever city it might be.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't put anybody's name on it. No, whatever city did

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<v Speaker 3>and whatever he's ever.

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<v Speaker 2>City counselors decides to go on a fact finding mission like.

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<v Speaker 3>The city of Orlando. Let's say, we're not gonna name names.

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<v Speaker 3>You can do the picture in your head. This one

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<v Speaker 3>steps forward and says, who's going with me on the

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<v Speaker 3>swinging mission?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? Who wants to go? Yeah? Oh yeah, she's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>I got I got bowling on Wednesday, so pointed at me.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm willing to you know, they can bowl without me.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a backup not mentioning any names, though we

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do that. Let's go, go, go, first headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week contender.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like a couple of guys who just stole

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of booze from the casino because we're so wasted.

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<v Speaker 2>Go go Lynch, Go give her to that. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready for our first headline of the week contender?

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<v Speaker 2>I told you I have two coming at you this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you have to figure out a new situation

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<v Speaker 3>to tape these things because the taper is not quicker.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a post as well, which is part of

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<v Speaker 2>this story that I want to get into. Go didn't

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<v Speaker 2>even wipe? Man defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store.

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<v Speaker 3>That's one that I don't know if I could read

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<v Speaker 3>back on Friday when we do the tally up of

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<v Speaker 3>the headline winners.

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<v Speaker 2>There, it is all clinical in this didn't even man

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<v Speaker 2>defecates on camera in Detroit shoe store. I know what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna do. I'm gonna name each one of these

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<v Speaker 2>taping things. There you go. You don't have to write

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<v Speaker 2>them down.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And the reason why is because I have other

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<v Speaker 3>things taped that have well anybody ever heard them?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>So us. It's a Saudi guy with a whole bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of money.

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<v Speaker 4>That's my goal retire, he he, God, there will be

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<v Speaker 4>a day, a day is gonna come taco where all

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<v Speaker 4>this can just flow, you can just flow unabated. Here's

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<v Speaker 4>this is the part that really took this to the

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<v Speaker 4>top for me and why I shared it with you

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<v Speaker 4>on our Facebook page. One of the local news stations

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<v Speaker 4>in Detroit, uh huh, spent three and a half minutes

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<v Speaker 4>of their local newscast on this story. You're kidding me

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<v Speaker 4>with an in depth interview one of the guys who

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<v Speaker 4>works in the store where this happens.

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<v Speaker 2>It is fantastic. I'm just gonna leave it there.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's what you have posted on our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Jarond Facebook. They did a newscast on this. If you've

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<v Speaker 3>got three and a half minutes, it is worth your time.

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<v Speaker 3>When you said what really got me with this story

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<v Speaker 3>the guy defecating in the jew store is that he

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<v Speaker 3>was barefoot.

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<v Speaker 2>On the man.

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