Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud. It's River Scott and Mike
Speaker 1: Benyon Rome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so apparently Vicks vapor rub burns like a demon.
Speaker 2: But I didn't know. I just thought you could use
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Speaker 2: And here I'm with someone who knows how to party
Speaker 2: as long as it's on his own and he's in
Speaker 2: bed before nine pm. It's Mike ben and Rowe. Hello, Mike,
Speaker 2: I don't have to be on my own. I mean
Speaker 2: it does have to be for nine pm. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've all. Everyone needs a good night's sleep.
Speaker 1: I'm a seven nights of good night sleep.
Speaker 2: There's a thing in the US that hasn't really caught
Speaker 2: on over here called tea dancers.
Speaker 1: It's like instead of whom say bagging? Yeah, that's definitely
Speaker 1: good over here.
Speaker 2: Anyway, what have you got for us today, Mike?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm bringing you a story about doctor hit Nah,
Speaker 3: why am I doing more Doctor who stuff?
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Speaker 1: They call them fingers, but I never see them. Thing.
Speaker 3: Well, they're doing it now and you can see the
Speaker 3: names of people reached out and touched our souls going
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Speaker 1: But now it's time for River in the buzz.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mike. Buzz buzz. You can say buzz bus back
Speaker 2: if you want. I don't want it, okay, right, A
Speaker 2: viral photo of a bat has gone viral because that's
Speaker 2: what they do. Oh, I shouldn't say viral and bats. No. Oh,
Speaker 2: that's a bit of a flashback thing anyway. And there
Speaker 2: it is, this a great, big, massive thing. It isn't
Speaker 2: actually fake, which is another way saying that's a real photo.
Speaker 2: What is actually like that? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you remember there was that photo years ago of the.
Speaker 2: Camel spider in the Iraqi desert or something someone, and
Speaker 2: it looked like the size of a car and it
Speaker 2: was just because it was really close on the camera.
Speaker 2: This one actually is real and really does look like that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's a species called the giant golden crowned flying fox.
Speaker 2: So it's not a bat that it is actually a bat.
Speaker 2: It's just called a flying fox. Yeah, I mean, does
Speaker 2: that look like a fox to you? That is definitely
Speaker 2: a bat. And yeah, it's a Filipino bat. Apparently it's
Speaker 2: native to the Philippines.
Speaker 1: The Philippines in terms of ummm, yeah, so.
Speaker 2: That's where it lives, although despite appearances, not in any
Speaker 2: way carnivoristic or interested in humans. It is a fruit bat.
Speaker 1: He is gay.
Speaker 2: Ye, look it's it's going through its goth phase. It'll
Speaker 2: get around to the being like the gay soon enough,
Speaker 2: but first it's going to do that why does everyone
Speaker 2: hate me and paint my bedroom black and not do
Speaker 2: a maths homework? There is trauma response in crushing on. Yeah,
Speaker 2: someone was quote someone was quoted as saying it looks photoshopped,
Speaker 2: but it's actually real and a bit majestic, and I
Speaker 2: have I have issues with a bit majestic, like it
Speaker 2: either is or it's not. A it's not a gradual thing.
Speaker 2: Is it majestic? Is it not majestic? And it's a bat.
Speaker 2: It's a great, big, massive bat. Why is the quote
Speaker 2: not christ? That's a big bat? But yeah, it's real,
Speaker 2: Like I mean again, but the prospective perspective in that
Speaker 2: photo is a little bit iffy. I can't really tell
Speaker 2: how big. I need someone standing next to it, but
Speaker 2: I imagining no one wants to get that close I need.
Speaker 1: I need a scatter remote or a fifty pe coin.
Speaker 2: I see what you mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can see how big it is.
Speaker 2: Can of Lynx Africa does it as well?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because if chase the sizes have they Yeah, compressed.
Speaker 2: Candy, that's all right, that works for me. I used
Speaker 2: to I used to use you know, those little I
Speaker 2: used to get half pint glasses that looked like a
Speaker 2: smaller version of a pint glass. I used to use
Speaker 2: that just to kind of like big myself up a
Speaker 2: bit back in the day. Very disappointing for anyone who
Speaker 2: turned up expecting a full sized pint glass. But there
Speaker 2: we go.
Speaker 3: I remember when the big skate digitale else first came
Speaker 3: out and it's like, not only is it massive falls
Speaker 3: guy digital, You've got money.
Speaker 2: That's a good thing. No flanged end though, so you're
Speaker 2: gonna be careful. Yeah, do you want to do you
Speaker 2: want to Let's let's move on. A flying has been
Speaker 2: caught on a speed camera. Would you like to guess
Speaker 2: at how many kilometers an hour it was doing?
Speaker 1: Right? So, not doing speed?
Speaker 2: Not doing speed? Okay, well, it was doing quite as speed,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't doing okay, some not on it may
Speaker 2: have been. It may have been not unfetterminus to be
Speaker 2: going that fast, but as far as we are aware, no,
Speaker 2: and I don't want to slander this duck. It may
Speaker 2: still be alive, okay. Would you like to guess a
Speaker 2: hour or kilometers? Prow kilometers because we live in the future.
Speaker 1: Okay, kilometers pro I'd say.
Speaker 2: How fast would you have to be going to be
Speaker 2: caught on a speed camera? Do you think, especially if
Speaker 2: you're a duck? There you are?
Speaker 1: What's this? What's the.
Speaker 2: Zone?
Speaker 1: All speed?
Speaker 3: It doesn't It was in Germany, okay, so with it
Speaker 3: being Germany, I would say thirty.
Speaker 2: Two thirty two kp. You're off by twenty kilometers. It
Speaker 2: was thirty two miles an hour in fact, so well
Speaker 2: done there for being old. But fifty two kilometers an hour,
Speaker 2: which is quite fast. Thirty miles an hour as a
Speaker 2: it's quite fast.
Speaker 1: If anything's quite fast.
Speaker 2: Well, that's true. The reason that we know that it
Speaker 2: was going that's fast is because it was caught by
Speaker 2: a speed camera, because the camera thought it was a car.
Speaker 1: Understandable. Yeah, I'm getting livid. They're not gonna get a
Speaker 1: ticket out of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some Nissan microvibes coming off that thing, right, or
Speaker 2: maybe what is it? A fit at five hundred and
Speaker 2: the one that all the boy racers have. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: apparently this nova, Yeah it's not been lowered, but they've
Speaker 2: got a couple of bags of cement in the back
Speaker 2: because it's cheaper. Yeah, apparently there was something similar happened
Speaker 2: in twenty twenty. So it may be the same duck
Speaker 2: repeater fending okay, or maybe it's another one trying to
Speaker 2: break that one's record and this.
Speaker 1: Photo to get the free sandwiches for the traffic course.
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe I've done worse for less. Anyway, this photo
Speaker 2: went viral amusing both locals and global Internet users.
Speaker 1: Cool whilst Germany and you're an Internet user.
Speaker 2: Someone was quoted as saying, we're not sure if we
Speaker 2: should find him or give him a medal. He's a duck.
Speaker 2: He has no use for either of those things. Maybe
Speaker 2: you should just leave them alone. So what's the funniest
Speaker 2: thing you've seen you've caught on camera?
Speaker 1: I don't think I can say?
Speaker 2: Okay, right, and our fine watermelon in water melon watermelon? Right? Cool?
Speaker 2: Story three? Are you ready for another one? I'm certainly
Speaker 2: ready for another one? La booboo dolls? Have I pronounced
Speaker 2: that right? They're the latest collectible craze among gen z
Speaker 2: and millennials.
Speaker 3: I'm aware of these things. Oh dear, that's ugly rabbits.
Speaker 2: Monkey like creatures quirky apparently are part of the PopMart
Speaker 2: art toy Oh it's got to be an extended universe.
Speaker 2: What else is in the pop marked art toy universe?
Speaker 2: I don't know or care.
Speaker 1: People at work that have got these things? Adults on the.
Speaker 2: Desk, Yeah, apparently they trade display an even battle for
Speaker 2: rare drops on. How does one battle online? That's a
Speaker 2: call of duty? Thing? Could not care less nostalgia and
Speaker 2: uniqueness make them irresistible.
Speaker 1: Apparently, Oh I'm able to resist those.
Speaker 2: I too am resisting quite Is that a USB plug
Speaker 2: in its foot or just like a sticker I'm going
Speaker 2: to say, I don't want to know what it does.
Speaker 2: Is this like the Funko pops or the beanie babies
Speaker 2: and all that kind of I think this is the
Speaker 2: latest iteration.
Speaker 3: Babies or what they called that used to die of
Speaker 3: your how louts, radios, ferbies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ferbies and tamagotchis. I remember all those rubbish. Someone
Speaker 2: was quoted as saying they're ugly, they're perfect, they're a vibe.
Speaker 3: Well, I've been reading my grinded profile. Ah, so the
Speaker 3: overwhelming you're not ugly Mike was really real.
Speaker 2: Sure thanks for that, River, I mean, let's not open
Speaker 2: that door. So is this a harmless hobby or feeding
Speaker 2: onhealthy consumerism? What do you think, Mike?
Speaker 3: I think anyone with one of these stupid things ever
Speaker 3: complains about their cost of living crisis or their bills
Speaker 3: has no right to complain or breathe.
Speaker 1: Not the rod to breathe.
Speaker 2: You heard it from Mike first, anyway. Uh Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: enough of that. I think thanks Tremer.
Speaker 3: Just the rage about toys for adults.
Speaker 2: You're welcome, Mike, speaking of runaway capitalism and awful stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Here's some ads coming up. After this short break,
Speaker 2: we get up to date with celebrity news in show Bitz.
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Speaker 2: Give us the showbiz, Mike, I.
Speaker 1: Like the breakdown. That's fine.
Speaker 3: The showbiz showbiz, the showbiz showbies, the showbiz showbies.
Speaker 2: The showbiz showbies, the show show.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Rosy Jones is?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Or what's your feeling about them?
Speaker 2: Quite funny?
Speaker 1: Okay, Wow, that's almost a glowing endorsement.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's good or they're good? Are they?
Speaker 1: I believe she?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Rosy Jones is good?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: So that that saying that. They've got a new Channel
Speaker 3: four drama called The Pushes, Oh.
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: It is a fictional response to real life abuse that
Speaker 3: Rosie receives as a disabled woman. So she's using her
Speaker 3: own life experience to create this drama. It's part gritty
Speaker 3: revenge thriller and part social commentary. It's not designed to
Speaker 3: be a comedy, right, but it has got comedic part
Speaker 3: to it, right.
Speaker 1: It's some of the fun things that happens.
Speaker 2: You'd think with all that money, she could just go
Speaker 2: to a therapist.
Speaker 1: But you don't make more money from therapists. True, just
Speaker 1: give them money. Capitalism in it, it's great in it.
Speaker 1: So what she said is this isn't just a drama.
Speaker 1: It's a call to arms.
Speaker 3: We need to get loud about how disabled people are
Speaker 3: treated in the UK. So seeing a clip of it,
Speaker 3: and it is going back to talking about her benefits
Speaker 3: and why they've been cut and going, oh you're not
Speaker 3: able to it says on here.
Speaker 1: That you can only if you walk great distances.
Speaker 3: You're in pain shows Yeah, well you walked in the door, fine,
Speaker 3: Like that wasn't a big distance. So it highlights some
Speaker 3: of the issues and things that come about to sabled people.
Speaker 3: So I mean, I think she's hilarious. I wish to
Speaker 3: do a comedy. Yeah, having some clips she does, there
Speaker 3: is comic moments in there, but it's still very gritty
Speaker 3: and very down to earth, and of course she is
Speaker 3: part of the LGBTQ A plus.
Speaker 1: Family as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's one of ours and shapeless. Yeah, good for her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's good to see more representation on
Speaker 3: screen of real life issues with her comedy stuff. It's
Speaker 3: very you know, this is my life and this is
Speaker 3: the extension of that. Can you see that going?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 2: What do you think counts as well in this situation
Speaker 2: that you enjoy watching it?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm not really fan of gritty realism. That's
Speaker 2: why I like stand up comedy because it's silly and
Speaker 2: it makes me feel good, whereas gritty realism is usually
Speaker 2: quite heavy and makes me feel sad.
Speaker 1: Or gritty and real.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I try and avoid that wherever possible. I
Speaker 2: like things smooth and funny, not gritty and real. Okay,
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean I'm sure it'll be good. I'm
Speaker 2: sure it'll be really well received because she's very good
Speaker 2: at what she does. Yeah, yeah, I have no problem.
Speaker 2: I like it sounds yeah, great, good idea. Not going
Speaker 2: to watch it myself, Okay, you know, I'm miserable enough already.
Speaker 2: I look for funny things and silly things, whereas if
Speaker 2: that's going to be quite heavy and quite Oh shit. Yeah,
Speaker 2: life is horrible for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: With comedy comedic elements to it, so it's not just
Speaker 1: all going to be.
Speaker 2: And it's important that we know this and that we
Speaker 2: that we the conversations about disabled people are involving disabled
Speaker 2: people and all of that kind of thing. So yes,
Speaker 2: definitely excellent, good for her.
Speaker 1: Pleased, good, wonderful.
Speaker 2: We shall move on then, Yes, now I've given my verdict,
Speaker 2: my blessing, my answer.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, cool, we're going to talk about someone I
Speaker 3: referred to as a perma twink right home, Tom Daily.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, okay, yes, yes, but we're a fan.
Speaker 2: Of the I mean, van is a strong word.
Speaker 1: Are double watching them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean more than once gritted my teeth and
Speaker 2: spent some time thinking about him. Uh, what's happened to
Speaker 2: his outfit?
Speaker 1: I think that's fashion?
Speaker 3: He kind of all right, fair enough, So yeah, we'retired diving,
Speaker 3: all right, which I think is ridiculous because he's twelve.
Speaker 3: So no, he's basically he's come clear, come clear.
Speaker 2: If you.
Speaker 1: Run clear like chloral spect He's come out and spoken
Speaker 1: very openly about his long term struggle with a eating disorder.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, And he attributes issues to elite sport
Speaker 3: pressures and body expectations. So you know, I've I was
Speaker 3: a pin up. Everyone was fantasizing about this young lie thing.
Speaker 3: I don't think he used the words young live thing
Speaker 3: because he's not a fifty year.
Speaker 1: Old old man like me.
Speaker 2: Time makes fools of us.
Speaker 1: All it does. Indeed, in contents.
Speaker 3: He was talking about, you know, the links between his
Speaker 3: queerness and perfectionism, okay, and that expectation that because he
Speaker 3: was a you know, young, gay, out there professional athlete,
Speaker 3: he felt continually under pressure to be that skinny twink
Speaker 3: with the ripped tabs and sometimes you just want to
Speaker 3: eat a burger and big comfy clothes.
Speaker 2: I do eat burgers, and yeah, all right, I don't
Speaker 2: wear clothes, but yeah.
Speaker 1: You do on occasion, only when you made me like
Speaker 1: it's not me.
Speaker 3: That's major society blames society. As he also said he
Speaker 3: wanted to highlight conversations about men's body image, especially in sport.
Speaker 3: He said, I didn't realize what I was doing was harmful.
Speaker 3: I thought it was discipline. There's still so much shamelink
Speaker 3: to how queer people see their bodies.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I remember years ago. It really annoyed me at
Speaker 2: the time, which I think is why I remember it
Speaker 2: was it was one of those BuzzFeed or like clickable things.
Speaker 2: It might have been the daily mails and that someone
Speaker 2: was sharing around the office that was like, what's Tom
Speaker 2: Daily's secret to that ripped body? And I'm like, he's
Speaker 2: an Olympic athlete. He trains every day. It's literally his
Speaker 2: job to exercise. Of course he's going to look like that.
Speaker 2: It's not a secret. It's the entire it's the entirety
Speaker 2: of his life from age eight. And it really annoyed
Speaker 2: me because it's like as if there's some kind of
Speaker 2: this is perfect and how does he manage it? And
Speaker 2: like he literally spends all his time, Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: his job. Yeah. It's like it's like when things like
Speaker 2: what's Oprah Winfrey's secret to never being stressed? I'm like,
Speaker 2: is it a billion dollars? I think it might be,
Speaker 2: and it's just like, yeah, probably quite stressed. It's not
Speaker 2: a secret. Why she's not What do you think having
Speaker 2: a billion dollars would be quite stressful?
Speaker 1: It could be.
Speaker 2: I mean if you had to keep it in your
Speaker 2: house maybe, but they have a whole.
Speaker 1: Must lost his mind.
Speaker 2: That was all the drugs though he melted his mind
Speaker 2: on ketamin and god knows what else.
Speaker 1: Are your horse?
Speaker 2: No, you're not anyway, Tom Daily. I mean good for
Speaker 2: him that he's like talking about it and getting it
Speaker 2: out there, because yeah, I mean, I imagine there is
Speaker 2: a lot of pressure. I mean everyone, Like he got
Speaker 2: a lot of awful hate several times in the past,
Speaker 2: which is a real shame because you know he didn't
Speaker 2: serve any of it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean he did for his Wi to Bix advert.
Speaker 3: I never saw the advert was horrific. Is he in
Speaker 3: his trunks? No, that's why I had seen it. You see,
Speaker 3: it was it was in a i'm gonna say shell
Speaker 3: suit because it's the nineteen eighties, a tracksuit kind of thing,
Speaker 3: attract suit trying.
Speaker 1: To sell Wea to Bix because he's Olympic diver.
Speaker 2: Unless he's unless he's selling scalli lads, I'm not on board,
Speaker 2: thank you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would be human trafficking.
Speaker 2: Scalley lads. The brand not actually right? Okay, safe search
Speaker 2: off and have a Google I'm not allowed to. That
Speaker 2: explains a lot anyway.
Speaker 1: Moving on, doctor who spoilers?
Speaker 2: Okay, because Disney Disney they're the ones that's boiled doctor
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's Russell T. Davis. That's sport doctor Who
Speaker 2: or Chibnell. Chibnell was the one who's bought doctor Who.
Speaker 1: I think I think brought it back from the well.
Speaker 2: All he did was just did what he did the
Speaker 2: first time. Like literally, he's doing that again, and everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we did this last time. It's not any different now,
Speaker 2: But it's different. It's not because it's what he's already done.
Speaker 2: Like he keeps bringing back old stuff and people go yeah,
Speaker 2: and then then they go, why is it exactly the
Speaker 2: same as it used to be? Why is it boring?
Speaker 2: It's because you've already seen it once? Does that not
Speaker 2: what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: So it's Russell Tovey?
Speaker 2: Oh god, what about him?
Speaker 1: What do you like about Russell Tovey? Is it that
Speaker 1: he is?
Speaker 2: I mean, no, he just he seems like one of
Speaker 2: those guys who I mean, he may never have said this,
Speaker 2: but the vibe that I get from him that he's
Speaker 2: one of those gays will say I'm gay, but I
Speaker 2: don't make it my whole personality. He's one of those
Speaker 2: kind of like self hate. He is kind of gaze
Speaker 2: do you not think he is.
Speaker 3: No, because he plays a lot of gay roles almost
Speaker 3: exclusively at the moment.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's that's maybe he's learning from it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, what's this then? What's he doing?
Speaker 1: So, so the return to being a doctor Who before
Speaker 1: he was Alonso. He was Alonso, Yeah, which I liked
Speaker 1: because he was only in it.
Speaker 2: But and then he went away.
Speaker 1: I was gifted to Captain Jack Hartness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as if he was some kind of present as
Speaker 2: opposed to like a real person and any kind of agency.
Speaker 2: And that it's well, he's a gay. All gays like
Speaker 2: other gays. You'll be fine, go have a bum.
Speaker 3: Well that's tenants said. Doctor said that there's someone there.
Speaker 3: His name's Alonso. Didn't say, I've bought him for you.
Speaker 3: I found this sailor that was about to die.
Speaker 1: I have gifted him to you.
Speaker 2: I saved his life. So he pretty much has to
Speaker 2: do anything at this point anyway, enjoy the thing. He's
Speaker 2: coming back.
Speaker 3: So he's going to be in the Legend of Ruby
Speaker 3: Sunday Part one. This is a spin off of Doctor Who.
Speaker 2: Right, they always go well, don't they? Sometimes they do?
Speaker 2: Once it went well, which once was that Torch would twice.
Speaker 2: Then Sarah Jane Adventures. Oh I never saw that one.
Speaker 1: They were really good.
Speaker 3: There were a kids show, yeah, it was it on
Speaker 3: CBBC was on cbb it was it was designed for kids.
Speaker 3: But it was very canon nice, very good.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but then there was all the others, like
Speaker 2: the CA Nine Adventures and Coal Hill School and some
Speaker 2: other rubbish that.
Speaker 3: I can't think of it. The Tribe, they just didn't. Yeah, well,
Speaker 3: I mean they keep a movie.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Paul. It was.
Speaker 1: The longest serving and shorter serving doctor at the same time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Okay, it's in like yeah, like a total
Speaker 2: number of years in the real world versus number of episodes. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So anyway, so history Fish's an epic war between the
Speaker 3: land and sea bloeing the mythology and science fiction.
Speaker 1: So it's the whole sea monsters thing.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, why not not a fan? I liked it
Speaker 2: when it was these things could be happening out there
Speaker 2: and you wouldn't know because it's not affecting your life.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it was like one day some madman in the
Speaker 2: blue box that come for me and we go off
Speaker 2: through time and space for her.
Speaker 1: So it's less about the realism, more about the realization
Speaker 1: that is never going to happen. But yeah, that's all
Speaker 1: from the show biz this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, Mike, Just stamp on those dreams.
Speaker 3: Always fun to pats some trouller, but you are welcome.
Speaker 3: Don't go anywhere. It's coming up after this short break.
Speaker 3: We have a game for you to play within our
Speaker 3: Game of the Week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Cheering the Coud with me at River
Speaker 2: Scott and my good friend Mike Benyon Rowe. This is
Speaker 2: the part of the show where we play a game,
Speaker 2: probably something to do with food.
Speaker 1: Knowing this one, well the fact joke I noticed, I
Speaker 1: just meant.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, okay, that's what I meant. Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1: Day of the week.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're going to play the Gobby Game Show
Speaker 2: Fluid Edition, which sounds revolting, but bear with me because
Speaker 2: it is, but differently to what you're thinking. In this game,
Speaker 2: Mike is gonna take a mouthful of an undisclosed liquid
Speaker 2: and then gargle a song and I have to guess
Speaker 2: what that song is. Good. Look, everybody, Mike, are you ready?
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 3: It's not semen, you said a fluid. I'm just being
Speaker 3: very honest. It's not semen.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you can manage to fill a cup
Speaker 2: like that, then good luck to you.
Speaker 1: What will hold? Lot? Will hold a little?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: First one?
Speaker 2: Well well yeah no, it's just sounds reposing. Do you
Speaker 2: want to have another guy?
Speaker 1: You want to hear it again?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: No? But yeah, please go on, pick pick one, pick
Speaker 2: an answer the game. And it would be boring if
Speaker 2: I just sat there and you didn't do anything right.
Speaker 2: What we.
Speaker 1: Want?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I'm getting a can. And then and
Speaker 2: towards the end, no idea what that is? Though? No?
Speaker 1: Sorry, it was no diggity.
Speaker 2: What's it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hey by black Street?
Speaker 1: Oh well.
Speaker 2: Right, cool?
Speaker 1: Okay, next one.
Speaker 2: Yep, I'm ready hit me. Sounds like a drowning oompar band.
Speaker 2: Very close, All right, okay.
Speaker 1: Gone, as in you're not going to guess.
Speaker 2: I kind of I I I know I've heard it.
Speaker 1: I've heard it.
Speaker 2: I have heard it. Yeah, I mean I know what.
Speaker 2: I know what it was supposed to be, but I
Speaker 2: don't know what the name of it was or anything.
Speaker 1: Was it supposed to be good?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: If I knew that would be the game, wasn't it
Speaker 2: mm hmmm mmm mm hmmmmmmm.
Speaker 1: No, right, gone, tell me it was Beyonce. Nos, she
Speaker 1: don't read sound like that unless she can sink she's gone.
Speaker 2: All right, Yeah, that'll do it. That's where the confusions
Speaker 2: get coming in. Yeah, okay, what song was it?
Speaker 1: I don't know it?
Speaker 2: Now excellent, This is a fun game.
Speaker 1: This is sinility thing. It's not about the game in
Speaker 1: my brain, that's the wonderful. What's that saying? What's the
Speaker 1: name of that song? Lose my breath? Oh yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2: The people are. Yeah, well, uh, there's the sisters, I think. Yeah, okay, uh,
Speaker 2: it's it's it's that it's one of the something it's
Speaker 2: the one of the ones that I really like because
Speaker 2: it's like it's a bitch convincing people to like you
Speaker 2: so straight I can't say if you should never direct?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, Yeah, getting into this now, well done.
Speaker 1: You roll roll.
Speaker 2: Like a muppet being water boarded.
Speaker 1: That swallow.
Speaker 2: Now, well, it's the end of the night for everyone, then,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 1: Never go on?
Speaker 2: There he was again? Now tell me what I was
Speaker 2: supposed to be. I'm not. I guess that it was.
Speaker 1: Carlie money you it's pronounced menu spelled money you right?
Speaker 1: For damn damn that was not.
Speaker 2: For dadam it was?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: That was closer? It's the same thing, not the same thing,
Speaker 2: not even a little bit. Okay Yeah, Abercadabra by Lady Gaga.
Speaker 1: Would be very hydrated in this game.
Speaker 2: I used to have a career, did you. Yeah, people
Speaker 2: used to.
Speaker 1: Like take me seriously, I don't think that's happened.
Speaker 2: Not a clue.
Speaker 1: What was that Holy by Sam Smith?
Speaker 2: That's why Sam Smith couldn't care less. Next, don't pull
Speaker 2: that face at me. If you were better at it,
Speaker 2: I'd be able to get some one time. Well, you
Speaker 2: sound like a speaking spell that's been dropped in the bath.
Speaker 2: Go on, then what was it? Are you doing it again? Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh uh?
Speaker 2: If you want to be my lover about Spicecus.
Speaker 1: I wanna be by Spy Sculls.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh sorry, are we are?
Speaker 1: We?
Speaker 2: Are we getting finicky?
Speaker 1: Well we ask you for the correct name of the
Speaker 1: song A little bit?
Speaker 2: Yeah, b b.
Speaker 1: B I get he drowned again?
Speaker 2: Was that part of the song?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I mean drowning?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, cool? Look broad up, well bro, bro,
Speaker 2: yeah I know this one. Uh huh yeah, uh your groove?
Speaker 2: I do deeply dig It's it's no.
Speaker 1: Words, only the bridge.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's a song about anal sex.
Speaker 2: Yeah, groove is in the house. No, no, it's not.
Speaker 2: Is it not? Okay?
Speaker 1: Was that just you having the wrong song in my ear? No?
Speaker 2: There was it.
Speaker 1: They were they were holding the right song. You got
Speaker 1: the wrong name. Oh did I?
Speaker 2: Is it not by d Light?
Speaker 1: It is by Delight? It's delight. It's not grooves in
Speaker 1: the house. That's groove.
Speaker 2: Yeah. What is that song called? Oh no, go on,
Speaker 2: I know I know the song. I'm not gonna get
Speaker 2: the name. I got Livers by d Light, Groove in
Speaker 2: the heart, Grooves in the heart. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Because the first light of that song is the thrills
Speaker 3: that you spill up in my back. Keep me filled
Speaker 3: with satisfaction when you're done.
Speaker 2: That's not anal sex. That's just doggie style.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I've not got an era. So I was for you?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was Holiday by Madonna.
Speaker 1: It was indeed Holiday. It would be so nice, it
Speaker 1: would be nice, it'd be lovely, wouldn't it be lovely?
Speaker 2: Well, a holiday with my Donna? I think I get
Speaker 2: sick of it quite quickly. But she's got plenty of
Speaker 2: really big houses. We probably only bump into each other
Speaker 2: once or twice. That was just the bra several different
Speaker 2: boobs since then, they're probably not pointy anymore.
Speaker 1: They're all pointed.
Speaker 2: She's had them filed down and reshaped a couple of times.
Speaker 3: Say they're pointed, just pointed down. Bless her, bless her,
Speaker 3: cuttings up.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't knock her, she's old.
Speaker 1: Now you've lost me there, Gypsies, trumps and thieves.
Speaker 2: Bike, I was not picking up what you were putting down.
Speaker 1: Last one, all right?
Speaker 2: Uh, welcome to the Black Parade by my chemical Romance
Speaker 2: drawn back No Nancy boy, oh yeah, by place boh yeah,
Speaker 2: all right. I used to fancy him. I don't google
Speaker 2: him now though, because.
Speaker 1: He's aged horribly, has he Brad Milchel.
Speaker 2: But then you know, we're all victims of physics, aren't we. Anyway,
Speaker 2: On that delightful note, that's enough of that. Coming up
Speaker 2: after this short break we use eleven minutes of your
Speaker 2: precious life in Crafty Queens. Welcome back. You're still weirdly
Speaker 2: watching Chewing the cud with me River Scotland. My good
Speaker 2: friend Mike, Benny and Rowe Now it's time to give
Speaker 2: ourselves paper cuts in crafty queens.
Speaker 1: Do you believe it in astrology and the stars and things? No?
Speaker 2: I looked thrown up.
Speaker 1: Okay, wonderful, because we're going to do something very.
Speaker 3: Mystical and stay with a piece of paper which is
Speaker 3: going to enable us to tell your fortune.
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, is this one of the things used to
Speaker 2: do at school where you kind of that brilliant? I
Speaker 2: never used to I never worked out how to do
Speaker 2: that when I was at school something all the cool kids.
Speaker 1: So now we're going to learn you how to do that.
Speaker 2: Oh, learn me do it?
Speaker 1: Okay. So first, th you needed a sheet of beer.
Speaker 2: Got that I'm waiting so far?
Speaker 1: Okay, take one of the callers of the bat beer
Speaker 1: and fold it so that you have a triangle right
Speaker 1: along the other edge.
Speaker 3: Indeed, that's right, eat oky a bit like that.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I can see what you're doing. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think so excuse me this week? There we go right now?
Speaker 3: What okay, So now don't unfold it, don't fold it?
Speaker 3: Because want to do is this this flappy bit?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Here, you want to cut that off?
Speaker 2: Oh, cut your flaps off?
Speaker 3: Okay, because you want to end up with a lovely
Speaker 3: triangular thing slash square when it's unfurled.
Speaker 2: Triangle slash square. I don't think that's a real shape.
Speaker 1: Triangle slash square.
Speaker 2: You can't look at what you're doing because I'm concentrating
Speaker 2: on not looking this up. There we go. I have
Speaker 2: a triangle.
Speaker 1: We have a triangle, right, and I open you up.
Speaker 1: It's a square triangle.
Speaker 2: Wow, are fun?
Speaker 1: They are? Indeed?
Speaker 3: Okay, next thing you to do, it's with your triangular thing.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't have cut that flap off yet. We've skipped ahead.
Speaker 3: But it's okay, it's salvageable. Right, work out which side
Speaker 3: you cut?
Speaker 2: Uh, I've forgotten they all have so very good at
Speaker 2: this right. Okay, so you're you're flat, Yeah, my side
Speaker 2: that's cut. Yeah, okay, So.
Speaker 3: Your your your sealed edge should be to point towards
Speaker 3: your left hand side.
Speaker 1: That okay, okay, Right, then you want to take your
Speaker 1: top corner and fold it down into the other part
Speaker 1: of the triangle.
Speaker 2: Like that, Just undo that. Show me again. M m hmm. Okay,
Speaker 2: so I'm folding in half again towards you.
Speaker 4: Okay, m m hm m hm m hmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, then if you're at home, you cut
Speaker 3: that enough we've preempted, and then unfold it, right okay, okay,
Speaker 3: Now with each of your little points you've now made
Speaker 3: here here here, okay, you want to.
Speaker 1: Fold those in to the middle.
Speaker 2: Right, so the point is to the middle, just double check.
Speaker 1: So fold a corner into the middle. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: the point of the so point into the middle. Play
Speaker 1: that all right, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, and then do
Speaker 1: that all the way around.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: For some reasons, state I pronouncing a lot of hs
Speaker 1: where HRes don't exist.
Speaker 3: I am going to murder you, Dean. Put no context
Speaker 3: behind that whatsoever. I will tell river, because at about
Speaker 3: it if you don't. When we went to Houston, all right,
Speaker 3: these two get pointing in Houston.
Speaker 1: Houston, and I was tired in crank Quitney or.
Speaker 2: We have a problem.
Speaker 1: Oh it's definitely we had a problem.
Speaker 2: Sure, a problem as well, blessed.
Speaker 3: Because I was sleepy and cranky and they kept saying
Speaker 3: Houston for Houston.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So once once you've got that, you've got some nice
Speaker 3: little pointy things to stick up.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: You want to to flip it over, and that's when
Speaker 1: the fun begins.
Speaker 2: That's what they all say.
Speaker 1: You want to repeat folding your corners into the middle.
Speaker 2: Right, so I can kind of see what's happening here.
Speaker 2: I can see what's happening, Plans within plans, I.
Speaker 1: Can see them coming together. All go on right now,
Speaker 1: it's over me, booby.
Speaker 2: Doo, like a spiral in a circle, like a wheel
Speaker 2: within a wheel.
Speaker 3: Indeed never ending m hm, no, beginning, like a massive
Speaker 3: spinning wheel whatever.
Speaker 4: Mhm.
Speaker 2: Right. I'm fairly certain I haven't hot glued anything to
Speaker 2: myself or set anything on fire this one. This time,
Speaker 2: we're doing quite well.
Speaker 1: So far, so good. Yep, let's not chinx it.
Speaker 2: What now?
Speaker 1: Now my instructions say flip over.
Speaker 2: I'll not be able to see the table if you
Speaker 2: do that.
Speaker 3: And then it also says, and I quote turnover, insert
Speaker 3: fingers and play.
Speaker 2: We'll get taken off their if I do that. I'm
Speaker 2: not saying no, I'm just letting you know what's about
Speaker 2: to happen.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work out where to where you would
Speaker 1: search your fingers.
Speaker 2: Have you not done these before? It's a long time ago,
Speaker 2: and you have to kind of like pop it a
Speaker 2: little bit so they become pyramids. Jobs are good. Did
Speaker 2: the cool girls at school not that you play with
Speaker 2: these when you were a little mike? Is that what
Speaker 2: this is?
Speaker 1: M hmmm yes?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: How you doing? All right? Okay? Now, oh there we go.
Speaker 2: There we go.
Speaker 3: Look, there's a bit of manipulation that needs to do.
Speaker 3: It doesn't say anything about manipulating. It just says in
Speaker 3: certain fingers and play.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmmmmmm.
Speaker 3: H m hm.
Speaker 1: Above your tips.
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh hang on, we've got external fold. That
Speaker 2: became an infternal fold. Oh yeah, my, then he became
Speaker 2: an outie. But there we go. Yeah, jobs are good.
Speaker 1: See it should have said to do that because that
Speaker 1: makes it more sense.
Speaker 2: That makes more sense than.
Speaker 1: M h there we go. Hmmm. And what you do?
Speaker 3: Apparently you put things on the inside folds when you
Speaker 3: fold them out. It's like truth or dad, it's blue, yellow,
Speaker 3: green or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, there you go. Nice cool hours of fun
Speaker 2: literally minutes.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: If you can't get any pin, any the gene or
Speaker 3: anything else in between, be a crafty queen.
Speaker 2: Oh you're doing it one handed. I used to. No,
Speaker 2: I can't do it. No, I need to use both.
Speaker 1: I can do that. I find it hard. No, it's
Speaker 1: been too aggressive.
Speaker 2: And yeah, I'm a powerful and careless manu pulator.
Speaker 1: Clearly we've heard that flappens when you use two hands
Speaker 1: with a gentle tear.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not a gentle tear. It's getting just getting big.
Speaker 2: I can see through that because.
Speaker 3: You're forcing it open at that. I feel sorry for
Speaker 3: any twinks I have to deal with you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so now you know how to do that.
Speaker 3: So if you've traveled back in time and spoke to
Speaker 3: the hunger version of you, you could say, this.
Speaker 2: Is how to do it. It's something to do this
Speaker 2: weekend and it. Yeah, travel back in time and teach
Speaker 2: my younger.
Speaker 1: Self all the time machine how to do don't sort out?
Speaker 2: Well, now we've got this. This was the hard bit.
Speaker 2: Getting this sort the time machine is the easy bit. Really.
Speaker 2: I just couldn't get my head around the flappy foldy thing.
Speaker 2: Couldn't get my head around the flaps, you know, And
Speaker 2: now I have thank.
Speaker 1: You for that, Mike, no problem. I was waiting to
Speaker 1: make the puppets though.
Speaker 2: Got onf for the other hand, and then you can
Speaker 2: do a little. It's an armchair theater.
Speaker 1: You've torn it to sunder, not torn it Asunday.
Speaker 2: I've just made a bit more room in it than
Speaker 2: was originally intended.
Speaker 1: Huh, torn A Sun. Well, I don't know why I
Speaker 1: turned my hand.
Speaker 3: I had that I went, oh no, that's the wrong
Speaker 3: way round right, So I turned my hand instead of
Speaker 3: just moving rich fingers I'm using.
Speaker 1: I turned my hand because I want special.
Speaker 3: Well that's almost the end of the show for now,
Speaker 3: but on screen now you can see how contact details.
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Speaker 3: you want to catch up on previous episodes, you can
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Speaker 1: Just look for Chewing the Cud. Thank you for watching
Speaker 1: and we will see you next time.
Speaker 2: Have a lovely in between us. Bye.
Speaker 1: In between us.
Speaker 2: I don't know where I was going. No, no, I
Speaker 2: don't think anybody