WEBVTT 1 00:00:06.320 --> 00:00:12.679 We're on on I did I did an on like you? Yeah? 2 00:00:12.679 --> 00:00:13.560 That was good, doesn't it? 3 00:00:13.599 --> 00:00:13.800 Oh? 4 00:00:13.919 --> 00:00:17.879 I did it did? Welcome to the CEO pre show 5 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:22.839 for episode four nine six for ninety six. Yes, sir, 6 00:00:23.039 --> 00:00:25.960 Holy we're getting close. We're brought to you by the 7 00:00:25.960 --> 00:00:31.199 wonderful patrons at Patreon, dot cam slash CEO Podcast. Whether 8 00:00:31.239 --> 00:00:33.039 they like it or not, they do. We have an 9 00:00:33.159 --> 00:00:36.200 increased pledgure this week. We're gonna thank her on the show. 10 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:40.320 That's fun, Yes, oh very much so. And bring up 11 00:00:40.359 --> 00:00:45.240 a great Vegas memory that was the result of and 12 00:00:45.399 --> 00:00:49.159 because we we have a great community. Am I going 13 00:00:49.200 --> 00:00:52.479 to remember it too? Oh? Yeah, you were there? Well, 14 00:00:52.520 --> 00:00:56.200 that doesn't really qualify you to remember anything. Lots of places. 15 00:00:56.320 --> 00:00:58.000 I was telling it on your show that he like, 16 00:00:58.039 --> 00:01:01.520 I had four drinks last night and like blacked out 17 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:02.119 when I got home. 18 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:05.480 Well, yeah, yeah, did you fall down some stairs? I 19 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:08.000 hope not. I mean I feel okay. You don't look 20 00:01:08.040 --> 00:01:10.319 like you fell. I wasn't even hungover, it's just woke, 21 00:01:11.159 --> 00:01:13.439 blocked out. Where was I? Yeah? I don't know. You 22 00:01:13.480 --> 00:01:15.719 were at the You were at Birmingham's, weren't you? Nope, 23 00:01:15.760 --> 00:01:19.159 we went to the Whiskey Barrel. I've ever been there. 24 00:01:19.359 --> 00:01:23.519 It was fine. I what you're supposed to say is, oh, yeah, 25 00:01:23.560 --> 00:01:26.319 it's that place down by whatever, so I know kind 26 00:01:26.319 --> 00:01:26.920 of where it is. 27 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:29.680 It's on eighthan Murkircher, by the uh earth. 28 00:01:30.959 --> 00:01:34.000 That used to be whiskey Jacks. Correct. Yeah, where my 29 00:01:34.079 --> 00:01:36.799 friends when I was in Florida one time got drunk 30 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:38.879 a karaoke and streaked home and then one of them 31 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:42.640 pissed in my pantry. Yeah, yeah that's the place. Yeah. 32 00:01:42.680 --> 00:01:44.840 Oh okay, these are my buddies, my buddy or my 33 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:47.280 buddy John snapped a pool key over the back of 34 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:49.799 my other buddy here, buddy Kelly, and then. 35 00:01:49.640 --> 00:01:52.280 We got kicked out wherever, and then we were back 36 00:01:52.359 --> 00:01:55.239 like the next weekend. Yes, the same place where they 37 00:01:55.359 --> 00:01:58.280 used to have nine cent wings and I had nine 38 00:01:58.439 --> 00:02:00.719 plates of them. Yes, and then I went home and 39 00:02:00.799 --> 00:02:03.959 threw up in the back alley. Yeah that place. That's 40 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.439 the place. Oh that's the place. Okay. 41 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:09.719 They took out the karaoke stage and there's more windows now. 42 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:12.879 Oh well that's nice. Yeah, bar's in a different place. 43 00:02:12.879 --> 00:02:14.879 It's it's it's pretty good. Oh it's a nice, little, 44 00:02:14.960 --> 00:02:16.919 nice little place. They treated us very good. 45 00:02:17.000 --> 00:02:20.599 The waitress's name was like Appellations or something, which I've 46 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:21.240 never heard before. 47 00:02:21.319 --> 00:02:22.719 Oh how many teeth did she have? 48 00:02:22.879 --> 00:02:23.439 All of them? 49 00:02:23.680 --> 00:02:26.520 She's a very nice lady on a Thursday. I know 50 00:02:26.719 --> 00:02:28.439 you didn't see any bullet holes, did you? 51 00:02:28.479 --> 00:02:31.120 No, well, I mean in her Well, no, I wasn't 52 00:02:31.159 --> 00:02:31.879 looking too hard. 53 00:02:32.199 --> 00:02:34.199 But she is very nice. She must not have had 54 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:40.000 any tattoos if Uncle Branda wasn't looking too hard. But no, 55 00:02:40.039 --> 00:02:41.000 we had a great time out there. 56 00:02:41.360 --> 00:02:43.080 It was my I think it was the first time 57 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:45.159 I've ever actually just went to a bar to play magic, 58 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:47.599 not when I'm not on a magic trip, you know 59 00:02:47.599 --> 00:02:48.000 what I mean? 60 00:02:48.360 --> 00:02:50.520 No, I know. But we went in and we had. 61 00:02:50.439 --> 00:02:52.360 Deep fried pickles, and we had burgers, and we had 62 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:57.280 beers and our body Toby, yep, his wife to be 63 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:01.520 as of chronologically what will be tomorrow or three or 64 00:03:01.520 --> 00:03:04.599 four days ago for everybody who's hearing this. On Saturday, 65 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:06.719 she stopped by for a little bit with like some 66 00:03:06.800 --> 00:03:07.120 of her. 67 00:03:07.039 --> 00:03:09.599 Friends and we hung out here. Was fun. It's really 68 00:03:09.599 --> 00:03:12.039 good time. Tell me why you had to be that specific? 69 00:03:12.120 --> 00:03:13.960 Is Toby getting married this weekend? 70 00:03:14.080 --> 00:03:16.400 Yeah, he's anything married this Saturday. He's a thing married tomorrow. 71 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:18.960 This time tomorrow he will be getting married. 72 00:03:19.080 --> 00:03:24.080 Oh yeah, well congratulations, Yeah, that's really cool. Where's our invite? 73 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:26.080 That's what I said. So he said that we can 74 00:03:26.080 --> 00:03:27.639 come by. He's gonna send me the. 75 00:03:27.599 --> 00:03:32.240 Location wedding crash your uncle Brown and eight pm tomorrow. 76 00:03:32.240 --> 00:03:34.120 I bought him an open flippy pack and everything. 77 00:03:34.719 --> 00:03:36.159 You know. Who's gonna win that game though? Right? 78 00:03:36.599 --> 00:03:36.759 Oh? 79 00:03:36.919 --> 00:03:36.960 Me? 80 00:03:37.080 --> 00:03:40.360 Because he bought Collector Booster of Midnight Hunt. 81 00:03:40.560 --> 00:03:44.120 Oh what an idiot. I got Collector Booster. 82 00:03:45.319 --> 00:03:47.120 Final Fantasy because I'm a good friend. 83 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:51.479 Oh did you buy a weekend pass for Vegas? Yes? 84 00:03:52.240 --> 00:03:57.400 And did your email say collector booster because there was 85 00:03:57.400 --> 00:03:59.560 some drama with that. This is this is real magic 86 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:02.159 talk now for Magic Con Las Vegas, which was going 87 00:04:02.240 --> 00:04:04.639 to be my topic for the pre show. Okay, I 88 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:08.919 bought a premium premium weekend pass before it changed, and 89 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:13.319 I was so certain that my weekend past came with 90 00:04:13.439 --> 00:04:18.240 Collector boosters three three Collector boosters. And that's why I 91 00:04:18.240 --> 00:04:20.399 thought it was such a great deal because I assumed 92 00:04:20.399 --> 00:04:22.800 that these would be fifty to eighty dollars booster packs. 93 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:29.480 They are, absolutely they are. And then I got an 94 00:04:29.519 --> 00:04:32.720 email or I saw a tweet or there was something 95 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:35.160 in the CEO discord. You can join a favorite patron 96 00:04:36.240 --> 00:04:40.560 that said that's wrong and they should be regular ass boosters. 97 00:04:40.920 --> 00:04:43.360 But if you bought before a certain date, they're going 98 00:04:43.439 --> 00:04:46.639 to honor the collector booster mistake when you purchased your 99 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:48.800 ticket and you pick them up when you pick up 100 00:04:48.800 --> 00:04:52.160 your badge. Oh shit at the convention. Oh shit, But 101 00:04:52.279 --> 00:04:57.040 now I can't find that information. And there's nowhere to 102 00:04:57.920 --> 00:05:03.120 activate your badge or claim your badge unless you already 103 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:08.959 have your badge. And being international attendees, we don't have 104 00:05:09.040 --> 00:05:10.959 a bad Yeah, we don't get shit. We have to 105 00:05:10.959 --> 00:05:12.920 go pick it up. Yeah, like this at all. So 106 00:05:13.199 --> 00:05:15.240 I don't want to get through. You don't don't even 107 00:05:15.240 --> 00:05:17.480 look at your phone because you're not gonna find it. Well, 108 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:22.120 my thing, my event, my weekend thing. And I emailed 109 00:05:22.120 --> 00:05:26.399 them their customer support. It said three Collector Boosters. But 110 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:30.040 the tweet or the dream or the fucking trip that 111 00:05:30.079 --> 00:05:33.800 I had, whatever it was, said two Collector boosters. And 112 00:05:33.839 --> 00:05:36.160 now I don't know my dink from my asshole. I 113 00:05:36.199 --> 00:05:38.720 haven't even got it. Oh there it is? That is 114 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:42.439 this my badge? That my badge? Man, it's got Jimmy 115 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:44.959 and Josh. It's got two assholes in racing suits. That 116 00:05:45.079 --> 00:05:46.959 is not your badge. When are they gonna send me 117 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.560 my fucking badge? Hey, they're not. 118 00:05:50.120 --> 00:05:52.560 I'm not even on Ali Express. How am I getting 119 00:05:52.560 --> 00:05:55.279 on this crap anyway? So I'm doing business on the 120 00:05:55.560 --> 00:05:58.040 thing like professional podcasters doing that. 121 00:05:58.160 --> 00:06:00.800 Yeah, my my topic was totally to be Vegas. And 122 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:02.920 then I just I thought to ask you that because 123 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:07.399 maybe I was dreaming. Maybe I'm getting two collector packs. 124 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:12.680 Maybe I'm getting three collector packs. Maybe I'm getting zero 125 00:06:13.000 --> 00:06:16.160 because I don't have a badge, I have no idea. 126 00:06:16.399 --> 00:06:18.480 I hope I get three collector packs and an email 127 00:06:18.519 --> 00:06:20.079 that says where I can pick my badge up. 128 00:06:20.240 --> 00:06:22.279 There is an email where you can pick your badge up, 129 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:24.240 and you should definitely check it so you know where 130 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:28.319 to go. Because conventions are very busy. There's lineups, and 131 00:06:28.360 --> 00:06:32.560 the lineups because it's very busy, have thousands of people 132 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:36.480 in them. I suggest you bring a snack or like 133 00:06:36.680 --> 00:06:40.800 CEO dude bros, doa beer. Have a sherpa to carry 134 00:06:40.839 --> 00:06:45.160 your bag of beer. It is so awesome to and 135 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:51.639 get this. You could distribute a couple beers per backpack, 136 00:06:52.759 --> 00:06:58.079 or you could like say, I don't know, logan ass 137 00:06:58.120 --> 00:07:02.240 hurts McGee as a backpack and we all take one 138 00:07:02.279 --> 00:07:05.519 of his decks so as to make room in his 139 00:07:05.600 --> 00:07:09.000 backpack so he can fit like fifteen beer in it. Yeah, 140 00:07:09.319 --> 00:07:12.040 and he's the beer shirpa. Yeah. 141 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:15.279 Or you have an individual bag, like an extra bag. 142 00:07:15.720 --> 00:07:20.480 Which we will because we have to pick up our badges. Yeah. Beer. 143 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:24.920 I also feel like somebody, and I know this happened, 144 00:07:25.600 --> 00:07:30.319 somebody was refunded. They're shipping because they're international, because we 145 00:07:30.360 --> 00:07:34.319 don't get badges, but I can't find where the fuck 146 00:07:34.360 --> 00:07:38.800 to get a refund. This is just it's this is 147 00:07:38.800 --> 00:07:43.319 a nightmare. Ah yeah, it's a Vegas nightmare though, Like 148 00:07:43.399 --> 00:07:45.160 how bad can it be? It's gonna be fine. I 149 00:07:45.160 --> 00:07:47.240 think that's gonna get itchy for a while. There's gonna 150 00:07:47.279 --> 00:07:50.839 be some sand and crevices, and alcohol off the strip 151 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:53.839 is cheap, Like how bad is it? I don't know. Yeah, 152 00:07:54.160 --> 00:07:56.079 it's cheaper than water. Yeah. 153 00:07:56.319 --> 00:07:58.040 Remember when I was surprised by that, and I think 154 00:07:58.079 --> 00:08:01.120 it was you and sink Guy were like yeah, because 155 00:08:01.120 --> 00:08:02.720 you went to the seven to eleven. It's like beer 156 00:08:02.839 --> 00:08:05.519 was a dollar, coke was a buck fifty and water 157 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:07.839 was four bucks. Yes, And I was like, wait a minute, 158 00:08:07.879 --> 00:08:09.519 this isn't how this is supposed to work. And yeah, 159 00:08:09.560 --> 00:08:10.399 this is exactly how this is. 160 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:15.120 And it's the opposite. When you're actively on the strip. 161 00:08:16.360 --> 00:08:21.879 Beer is nine dollars, coke is three dollars. Water doesn't exist. 162 00:08:22.560 --> 00:08:24.839 No water, you have to suck it out of the fountain. Yeah, 163 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:27.519 you want water, go to the Blagio, watch the fountains 164 00:08:27.879 --> 00:08:33.000 and pay money to drink. Exactly my topic for the 165 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:37.720 pre show. I like it. I am so humped for 166 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:41.080 a c CEO experienced Las Vegas. I'm so excited to 167 00:08:41.120 --> 00:08:43.879 take a little bit of a vacation and I want 168 00:08:43.919 --> 00:08:45.200 to talk about this a little bit more on the 169 00:08:45.600 --> 00:08:47.480 on the regular show if we have time. Oh shit, 170 00:08:48.799 --> 00:08:53.120 I am attending this Magic Con for the first time 171 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:57.559 since Magic cons existed as a fan, as a magic 172 00:08:57.720 --> 00:09:04.000 playing nerd, not as an opportunity to schmooze and do 173 00:09:04.120 --> 00:09:09.240 business and grow our brand and our channel. It's going 174 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:10.240 to be play magic. 175 00:09:10.879 --> 00:09:12.840 Oh shit, but that yeah, wait a minute, hang on, 176 00:09:12.960 --> 00:09:20.559 just wait wait, wait, wait, wait wait, You who have 177 00:09:20.639 --> 00:09:25.759 spent eight years, eight years sitting next to me cultivating 178 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:28.120 an image where you do not play magic. 179 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:29.080 You just talk about it. 180 00:09:29.320 --> 00:09:32.720 Oh no, I'm you're going to play magic. You're going 181 00:09:32.799 --> 00:09:34.519 to go to a magic event to play magic? 182 00:09:35.679 --> 00:09:38.960 What? This is? What I'll say? What I am going 183 00:09:39.000 --> 00:09:45.039 to be? Who are you? Ryan and Brando? Are you 184 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:47.200 sick or something? Let me see you or is it 185 00:09:47.519 --> 00:09:51.600 Brian and Brian and Randa? Check? The Wiener is huge, 186 00:09:51.639 --> 00:09:56.360 yours is tiny? No, I will be partaking in magic 187 00:09:56.440 --> 00:10:01.559 related activities. What yeah? What possibly some magic? 188 00:10:01.799 --> 00:10:02.039 What? 189 00:10:02.519 --> 00:10:07.159 But you know what it's gonna be Mono Blue draw 190 00:10:07.360 --> 00:10:10.559 go the whole time, which isn't really really like playing 191 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:12.879 magic until you try and win and then I go 192 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:19.440 actually counter spell. Yeah that sounds a good nightmare. Yeah, well, 193 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:23.559 welcome to Vegas. Well actually counter spell. Welcome to my nightmare. 194 00:10:23.679 --> 00:10:26.759 Have some sand in your cracks? Yeah? Yeah, go time, 195 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:29.799 Taco time, Go go drive a Lamborghini for four hundred 196 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:35.759 dollars an hour. Do you have to buy the gas? No, 197 00:10:35.840 --> 00:10:39.919 it's included in in the the excursion or whatever you 198 00:10:40.000 --> 00:10:40.480 want to call it. 199 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:42.159 That's importantly if you had to bring it back with 200 00:10:42.200 --> 00:10:45.120 a full tank. Also, it's like one how much gas 201 00:10:45.120 --> 00:10:45.919 they expect you to use? 202 00:10:45.960 --> 00:10:48.840 And two that'd be shitty. Oh no, I'm talking about 203 00:10:48.840 --> 00:10:50.440 like when you when you go to a like a 204 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:53.679 racetrack and you just go and you get to like 205 00:10:53.879 --> 00:10:57.360 choose what level of car you want to drive. That's 206 00:10:57.399 --> 00:11:01.519 what I'm talking about. Yeah, pocket car. If you rent 207 00:11:01.799 --> 00:11:04.840 a car and you drive it around. Yeah, there's like 208 00:11:04.919 --> 00:11:08.559 a fuel surcharge because they only put premium fuel in 209 00:11:08.679 --> 00:11:10.720 and you know, I hate that all the stuff. 210 00:11:10.879 --> 00:11:13.320 Yeah, I just dumb motor oil in the gas tank. 211 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:15.399 Oh yeah, don't do that. Yeah, don't do that. I 212 00:11:15.519 --> 00:11:18.720 do it. I wouldn't do it that way. They're insured. 213 00:11:18.720 --> 00:11:21.639 It's fine. What did you want to talk about? 214 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:25.519 I wanted to tell you a story, Okay that I 215 00:11:25.519 --> 00:11:25.720 don't know. 216 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:29.360 Just bear with me. Yeah, I can't. I can't not hear. 217 00:11:29.440 --> 00:11:31.919 I can't close my ears like I can close my eyes. Now. 218 00:11:31.919 --> 00:11:33.960 I'm not sure if you know this, but Final Fantasy 219 00:11:34.039 --> 00:11:36.120 Dot Magic released very recently. 220 00:11:36.360 --> 00:11:36.639 Oh. 221 00:11:36.759 --> 00:11:38.799 I was very excited about it, and so I went 222 00:11:38.879 --> 00:11:42.200 to like start building the decks that I wanted. 223 00:11:41.879 --> 00:11:43.440 To build, and I was going to bring them to Vegas. 224 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:44.360 I was very very excity. 225 00:11:44.480 --> 00:11:47.639 Yeah nerd right, So I got my go go yes 226 00:11:47.679 --> 00:11:48.759 and getting that put together. 227 00:11:49.320 --> 00:11:51.360 And I still can't get the picture out of my 228 00:11:51.399 --> 00:11:53.720 head Uncle Brando in a leather bikini in a cage 229 00:11:53.759 --> 00:11:56.799 doing go go dancing in Las Vegas. I mean, I 230 00:11:56.840 --> 00:12:00.279 appreciate that, but I don't on with the Sorry. 231 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:04.200 The worst Final Fantasy of all time is number twelve, okay, 232 00:12:04.240 --> 00:12:06.080 and people on the internet will probably agree with me 233 00:12:06.120 --> 00:12:07.320 on that when I say it's the worst of all 234 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:10.320 time and it's not close. Main character from that is 235 00:12:10.360 --> 00:12:15.840 this little turd named Vaughn v A n stupid? Can 236 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:17.159 you even spell his goddamn name? 237 00:12:17.240 --> 00:12:20.360 Right? His card Ryan so good? 238 00:12:20.759 --> 00:12:20.879 Well? 239 00:12:20.960 --> 00:12:24.159 Yeah, yeah, what does it do? Then? You know what 240 00:12:24.519 --> 00:12:26.960 Rev does? Yeah, the same thing, but in red. 241 00:12:27.320 --> 00:12:29.639 Okay's she's he's red. 242 00:12:31.840 --> 00:12:34.000 Draw off your opponent's deck, can cast it till end 243 00:12:34.000 --> 00:12:36.279 of turn or whatever? Right? Yes, okay? 244 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:40.840 Yeah, So now I have to steal things off the 245 00:12:40.840 --> 00:12:44.639 deck and play them decks and it's with it's helmed 246 00:12:44.639 --> 00:12:48.200 by literally my least favorite Final Final Fantasy character of 247 00:12:48.240 --> 00:12:48.559 all time. 248 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:52.000 Why don't you just pick up like a ractose character 249 00:12:52.039 --> 00:12:53.919 and make that the deck and have those guys in 250 00:12:53.919 --> 00:12:55.440 the ninety nine then you have one. 251 00:12:55.679 --> 00:12:57.639 Is then I don't have them in the ninety nine 252 00:12:57.720 --> 00:13:00.080 and or in the in the command zone, and and 253 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:04.519 and and I really like my REV deck a lot. 254 00:13:03.879 --> 00:13:06.440 That's not Homeward Path. The other day, Oh. 255 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:12.000 My god, oh my god. Fuck this other story. So 256 00:13:12.039 --> 00:13:14.519 I'm playing REV. Who doesn't know what REV does. You 257 00:13:14.879 --> 00:13:16.840 draw cards off the top of your opponent's library and 258 00:13:16.879 --> 00:13:19.159 then you can play them. Can't do the lands, but 259 00:13:19.200 --> 00:13:21.039 you can do all the spells and all this stuff. Right, 260 00:13:21.039 --> 00:13:22.720 So I got all these creatures and all this shit 261 00:13:22.799 --> 00:13:25.440 from somebody, from like all three of my opponents. I've 262 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:28.080 done all this work to play all this stuff. Oh yeah, 263 00:13:28.080 --> 00:13:30.200 I have a homeword Path and everybody just gets their 264 00:13:30.200 --> 00:13:30.759 shit back. 265 00:13:31.200 --> 00:13:35.480 Every every not just that person, every fucking body. Do 266 00:13:35.559 --> 00:13:38.480 you remember when Homeward Path was like twenty seven dollars? 267 00:13:38.639 --> 00:13:43.039 Oh my god. Oh I'm looking. I haven't been blown 268 00:13:43.080 --> 00:13:44.600 out like that in so long. 269 00:13:44.679 --> 00:13:47.840 Like my deck just doesn't work because unless I draw 270 00:13:48.039 --> 00:13:49.720 strip mine, it's over. 271 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:55.240 It's just over. Oh I haven't been destroyed that. Oh man, 272 00:13:55.360 --> 00:14:02.200 that was bad. Homeward Path is action expensive, is it? 273 00:14:02.279 --> 00:14:05.960 Well it's it's not thirty dollars again, but like it's 274 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:09.960 fourteen thirteen eighteen, there's a forty five dollars. Judge promo. 275 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:16.159 There's a one thousand dollars serialized Lord of the Rings 276 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:20.440 reskin because because of course it was naturally Yeah. Yeah, 277 00:14:20.480 --> 00:14:23.120 there's some weird secret layer one that looks like my 278 00:14:23.200 --> 00:14:25.559 son drew it. That is, that's got a Wiener on it. 279 00:14:26.240 --> 00:14:29.960 It's like a yeah it is Cerberus pen Hey. 280 00:14:30.080 --> 00:14:33.679 Yeah, this one looks like a Picasso. That's really and 281 00:14:33.720 --> 00:14:35.399 look at if you zoom o, this is like one 282 00:14:35.440 --> 00:14:36.440 giant mega Wiener. 283 00:14:36.799 --> 00:14:39.159 There's a lot of penises on that card. Yeah, you'll 284 00:14:39.200 --> 00:14:40.320 have to put this one on the screen. 285 00:14:40.440 --> 00:14:43.200 No kink cha. No, people can look it up. That's 286 00:14:43.559 --> 00:14:44.279 they can look it up. 287 00:14:44.360 --> 00:14:47.200 Secret Layer fourteen sixty seven is the one we're looking at. 288 00:14:47.240 --> 00:14:50.879 That is, or you could just google Pablo Picasso Wiener. 289 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:53.799 I don't know, it probably probably would be that heald 290 00:14:53.840 --> 00:14:54.519 the same image. 291 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:58.080 Yeah, it's an ugly covered wallpaper. 292 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:00.720 Yeah, Homeward path. Hey blow, I just. 293 00:15:00.960 --> 00:15:03.879 I just couldn't believe it. I couldn't fucking believe it 294 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:07.080 as well. I'm just I'm just gonna scoop because now 295 00:15:07.159 --> 00:15:10.159 I'm just doing damage and stealing their cards for no reason. 296 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:13.440 But you were dealing damage, well yeah, but now I'm 297 00:15:13.440 --> 00:15:13.879 but I can't. 298 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:16.000 I'm not gonna win because all my creatures are one ones. 299 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:18.960 So I'm doing one damage and stealing your card every 300 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:22.919 turn where I'm wrapping the board. I'm just I'm a 301 00:15:22.960 --> 00:15:25.200 speed bump in this game. At this point, I'm like, Okay, 302 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:27.440 I'm just gonna hang out with you guys and we'll 303 00:15:27.559 --> 00:15:27.960 chill and. 304 00:15:27.919 --> 00:15:29.240 We'll be fun. And it's not a good time. 305 00:15:29.639 --> 00:15:32.000 But boy, howdy, was I blown out. 306 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:36.519 You know what's so funny is we have such a 307 00:15:36.559 --> 00:15:40.960 different outlook and philosophy on when to scoop. Oh yeah, 308 00:15:41.080 --> 00:15:45.399 sometimes you never scoop and I'm like, ah, fuck, I'm 309 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:48.720 out of here. And sometimes it's like you scoop during 310 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:51.759 that rev game, Yeah, and I think, man, why did 311 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:54.600 you scoop? You would have been in fourth place, and 312 00:15:54.639 --> 00:15:57.679 it would have been the exact scenario where you're in 313 00:15:57.799 --> 00:16:02.600 fourth place in a position where homeward Path guy dies 314 00:16:02.639 --> 00:16:05.759 and fucking sneak in and you get the win. Like 315 00:16:06.919 --> 00:16:09.159 in that kind of scenario where it seems like I'm 316 00:16:09.440 --> 00:16:15.679 so far and beyond out of the game that scooping 317 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:20.240 is like scooping is the worst thing, like worse than 318 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:23.639 sitting in the game. And I mean like that that 319 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:27.039 seems obviously when you say that, but but sometimes it 320 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:30.799 feels like scooping is is a better option, but scooping 321 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:32.879 is the worst option because if you're in fourth, then 322 00:16:32.960 --> 00:16:36.679 nobody's fucking around with you. Sometimes you can just scoop 323 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:39.720 in there. You never played Rev, Hey, I've played against it. 324 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:42.080 People hate that deck. Oh yeah, I hate it a lot. 325 00:16:42.159 --> 00:16:43.799 So imagine if I was stealing your stuff and doing 326 00:16:43.840 --> 00:16:47.440 nothing with it, right, imagine doing all the things they 327 00:16:47.440 --> 00:16:48.200 hate about REV. 328 00:16:48.600 --> 00:16:51.799 But I'm not winning. Steal your Apex Devastator Take one. 329 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:59.399 I'll just get it back. Yeah, oh damn, Take ten precisely. 330 00:16:59.519 --> 00:17:02.120 But I played your Epicks Devastator for you. Yeah, I know. 331 00:17:02.360 --> 00:17:05.160 It's funnier when you die. Yeah, it's funnier when you die. 332 00:17:05.160 --> 00:17:09.119 And I have four other things because Cascade, Cascade, Cascade, Cascade. Yeah, 333 00:17:09.400 --> 00:17:12.200 oh man, wait until you hear the fusion order I made. 334 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:16.000 There's some Cascade stuff I got that's exciting, or well, 335 00:17:16.119 --> 00:17:18.279 not Cascade stuff because I already played all but stuff 336 00:17:18.319 --> 00:17:19.960 that's going to go in my Cascade deck. I'm thinking 337 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:21.960 about changing it up because I always bring that deck 338 00:17:21.960 --> 00:17:25.519 to Vegas, and because it's my gambling deck. And I'm 339 00:17:25.559 --> 00:17:29.680 making it more well less gambling, because I'm adding some 340 00:17:29.759 --> 00:17:33.480 skry in there. Come on, cry is pretty good with cascade, 341 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:37.480 Come on, man, and that scry comes by way of 342 00:17:37.599 --> 00:17:40.000 planes walk or Jase, where you plus them and you 343 00:17:40.079 --> 00:17:45.920 scry and then draw all of your favorite stuff. So 344 00:17:46.000 --> 00:17:46.240 let me. 345 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:50.640 You're gonna you're going to go to Vegas to play magic. Well, 346 00:17:50.720 --> 00:17:53.720 well you're packing. You're packing, Jason, every deck now that 347 00:17:53.759 --> 00:17:54.759 you're telling me, no. 348 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:56.960 No, just that one and that one, well there's two 349 00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:59.880 in the yea. Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, just Jase. 350 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:02.279 I took Jase out of my milldeck. Oops, all Jase, 351 00:18:02.839 --> 00:18:04.400 that is what it is. Yes, that's what I'm hearing. 352 00:18:04.400 --> 00:18:06.440 That's what I'm hearing. And they made next kid Jason. 353 00:18:09.200 --> 00:18:14.599 Fucking god, that's all I have. Just Jason, just Chase 354 00:18:14.680 --> 00:18:17.799 the mind Sculptor and claw Mun. But the one that 355 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:19.839 you have minus twelve to take an extra turn icker 356 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:23.559 Moon Gauntlet claw Mun What the fuck? Yeah, that's what 357 00:18:24.079 --> 00:18:26.759 I wasn't gonna say anything. That Moon turns all your 358 00:18:26.799 --> 00:18:29.880 planes walkers into were wolves. That would be man gives him. 359 00:18:29.880 --> 00:18:32.839 In fact, I've been playing Arena a little bit recently, 360 00:18:33.119 --> 00:18:33.440 and you. 361 00:18:33.440 --> 00:18:35.680 Think that that that's the thing. 362 00:18:35.680 --> 00:18:38.920 I actually ran into somebody playing fucking wear wolves. 363 00:18:39.759 --> 00:18:42.720 Yeah, well it's easy on on arena because you click 364 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:46.119 a button they I'll flip over. But they still suck though, Like, yeah, 365 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:48.119 but you don't have to manually manipulate them. 366 00:18:49.160 --> 00:18:53.759 Well obviously not, because they're terrible and you manually manipulate 367 00:18:53.799 --> 00:18:56.319 them onto the table and you manually manipulate them into 368 00:18:56.319 --> 00:18:57.240 the bin. 369 00:18:57.079 --> 00:18:59.920 Where they manually manipulate your life down. 370 00:18:59.799 --> 00:19:02.119 To I beat that guy so bad, I'll but you 371 00:19:02.160 --> 00:19:04.759 he deleted his deck because where will are terrible? 372 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:08.200 When I play my creatures, they're good right away. I 373 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:12.839 don't have to time walk myself. Oh man, I played 374 00:19:12.880 --> 00:19:15.960 draw blue goal, Blue draw goal. I time walk myself 375 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:19.640 all the time, right yeah weird, yeah weird. And then 376 00:19:19.680 --> 00:19:21.880 I time walk you on your turn. But for me 377 00:19:23.279 --> 00:19:25.480 doesn't makes sense. Man, math checks out when there's three 378 00:19:25.559 --> 00:19:28.559 you want to take three extra turns. I just gotta 379 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:31.759 have men untapped. I mean, I guess that makes sense. Yeah, 380 00:19:31.839 --> 00:19:34.039 math checks out. Trust me, trust me, it does. I 381 00:19:34.079 --> 00:19:35.720 will trust me it does. Well. I don't know. 382 00:19:35.759 --> 00:19:37.839 I learned from from Gary today that I should should 383 00:19:37.920 --> 00:19:38.559 question everything. 384 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:42.720 Gary doesn't know how to play Mono Blue. That's that 385 00:19:42.920 --> 00:19:45.519 is true. I'll teach him. I'll teach them, and everybody 386 00:19:45.519 --> 00:19:46.319 will start hating him. 387 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:48.079 So are you gonna teach Gary how to play? And 388 00:19:48.079 --> 00:19:49.680 I'm gonna teach Cora how to play, and then we're 389 00:19:49.680 --> 00:19:50.160 gonna have it. 390 00:19:50.240 --> 00:19:53.960 Oh, and then the Battle of the Disciples, Yeah, and 391 00:19:54.039 --> 00:19:57.920 corals start to hate magic because Gary will just be like, oh, 392 00:19:57.960 --> 00:20:03.160 Connor spell, He'll shave his whole beard except his neck. 393 00:20:05.279 --> 00:20:07.720 He can be just a neck beard. 394 00:20:08.480 --> 00:20:11.359 What would Gary look I've never seen him without a 395 00:20:11.359 --> 00:20:16.319 beard never, I have I have no idea what Gary 396 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:19.519 looks like. If Gary committed a federal. 397 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:21.119 Crime and shaved his beard and dyed his hair and 398 00:20:21.200 --> 00:20:22.000 ran away. 399 00:20:21.880 --> 00:20:25.160 And just took off, and the police sketch artist came 400 00:20:25.200 --> 00:20:28.400 to us and they said, Okay, we're looking for this 401 00:20:28.400 --> 00:20:32.000