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Speaker 3: It is Monday, which means it's time for mean comment Monday.
Speaker 2: Oh yay, he's off.
Speaker 3: Okay, I don't even remember what they are, just threw
them all together. These are from.
Speaker 1: YouTube, So our whole gender? Why because just because of
our gender, because we have lady parts, we're supposed to
support the other person with lady parts?
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?
Speaker 3: We're disgraceful but also psycho.
Speaker 2: Oh that's sexist.
Speaker 3: I kind of love it. Some of these just get so,
what does this even mean?
Speaker 2: Racial women are the worst?
Speaker 3: Y'all? Get you two out of there.
Speaker 2: Scotchy, Scotch Scotch.
Speaker 3: His name is truth matters. Racial women are the world.
Speaker 1: I mean truth matters, just not grammar and spelling, but truth,
you guys.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: Let's see what do we have next. We have there,
We got simpletons.
Speaker 2: Thank you with your ears thank you.
Speaker 3: You have big ears. We also have this two white
women are so racist.
Speaker 1: Again with the spelling like Billy, get it together. It's
it's these and at a period.
Speaker 3: A bunch of.
Speaker 2: Now the c words bad.
Speaker 3: You cannot add value to life and society, so you
merely mock it shameful?
Speaker 2: Are you really crying?
Speaker 1: Ian?
Speaker 2: Are you crying? Are you? He probably is. Ian's probably crying.
Speaker 3: I can see that. And it is modern.
Speaker 2: Drink and azema or a clearly Canadian.
Speaker 3: Right. This one I loved because it's I won't support
you or your show trash.
Speaker 2: But you kind of are.
Speaker 3: But she just did. Thank you for the engagement.
Speaker 2: You just did that. So thanks.
Speaker 3: Let's see what is next. Enjoy losing in November. Idiots,
just don't get so upset. We need to give you
the Ashley Babbit treatment. I feel like sending this one
to the FBI.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they probably wouldn't. The FBI probably wouldn't help us, though. Yeah,
but I think I'm all right, very threatening. It is threatening.
It's all right. I'm armed, and I feel like Samuel isn't.
So it's fine, Samuel. It's like I'm your huckleberry. Just
you come to my house.
Speaker 3: And I'm all right, Derek Gieber says, two pea brained
Karen's babbling on to denigrate a successful female. So maga of.
Speaker 2: You again with the apostrophe. What is it? People?
Speaker 1: There's it's not it's not possessive. Okay, you don't need it?
And why are they so dumb? And what was who's
the successful female? I think Kamala. I think they're talking
about Kamala. It's like, listen, Derek probably thought she was
a dumbass when she had that thirty percent approval rating
back like a couple months ago, until the media told
you that you're supposed to like her.
Speaker 3: Wow, misogyny is alive and well and maga. Actually, I
don't know. I'm guessing it's just weirdo mean girls. Those
are in cells wanting to control women through Project twenty
twenty five plus. Why are you whiners so terrified of Russia?
You really are trees and weasels? Vote blue?
Speaker 2: Wait, there's a lot to unpass.
Speaker 3: There a lot.
Speaker 1: There's okay, we get passed the weirdo mean girls and
then they're laughing writing about it.
Speaker 3: Who are in cells?
Speaker 1: Those are in cells wanting to control I guess they're
talking about Republicans or in cells wanting to control women
through Project twenty twenty five. Okay, that's been discounted. I
don't know how many times we have to tell you
that Project twenty twenty five is not it's not the platform.
I''m Donald Trump. It's just not. Everybody, just shut up
about that. I'm a stick of having to discount that.
You know it's the Heritage Foundation. Do your homework and
just stop it. Stop spreading lies. Why do we are
we terrified of Russia? Am I?
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not a fan, but really I don't
want to become them. I'm not a fan of commy countries,
so I don't.
Speaker 1: Really exactly precisely what you just said. Trees and weasels, I'm.
Speaker 3: Actually love that. I love that word. I love that phrase,
trees and weasel. I love it. It's great.
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 1: And I'm not voting blue never absolutely positively not.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Chavon or however you say got to change
your podcast name to mean chicks who know how to know?
Speaker 2: I feel like that's a compliment.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: We know, we know how to know, so we know things.
Speaker 3: But I mean we're not mean. I don't think we're mean.
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes I can like to Randy Wangard and
I can be mean.
Speaker 3: Well, that's true, I mean like when people deserve it.
Speaker 1: That's a man baby. But other than that, I yeah,
we're just telling you the truth. And if that's mean,
then I'm sorry that you know you can't take the truth.
Speaker 3: Egan says, you You comma bimbos are the reason we
don't have woman president. Two cans short of a twelve
pack bimbo?
Speaker 1: Why why she sounds like a caveman? Bimbo's are a
reason we don't have woman president.
Speaker 2: What these people.
Speaker 3: Some of them, you guys, are just so priceless, So
like this one gonna piss you off? Says oh boy,
it is fun watching the lowest common denominators all pat
each other on the back for doing absolutely nothing. I
can't read.
Speaker 1: Don't you right wingers get tired of all your women
looking like Fox News hosts?
Speaker 2: Why would they get tired of that?
Speaker 3: They're all hot? Like, why would I know?
Speaker 1: As opposed to like the Molly Jong Fast or whatever
her name is over at MSNBC. I think that people
will take the hot Fox News over the freaks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna pish you off.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this one very short to the point. Dey
sarah Son eighty seven forty nine says you lying, wenches.
Speaker 1: I mean, wenches, that's actually pretty tame. We've been sapping
a lot. We've been called a lot worse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's definitely we've been We've definitely been called worse.
This one was so confusing. I cannot support your show.
I don't like Pink, and I don't like Donald Trump,
and I cannot stand Republicans having said that to say goodbye.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, well hello and goodbye bye?
Speaker 3: Why do people need this kind of like It's.
Speaker 1: Like they always say, it's not an airport, you don't
have to like announce your departure goodbye.
Speaker 2: You don't like Pink? I mean, what in the with you? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And if it's like, if you don't like Repubs, then
why are you even here to begin with?
Speaker 3: You know? Uh says nah, you white bitches ain't slick.
Y'all not about to try and use black people to
agree with certain things you do, to try and act
like y'all were with us all along.
Speaker 1: Gtfo Okay, I don't okay, We're not slick I mean,
I'm not I don't think of myself as slick, and
I wasn't trying to use black people at all at
any time.
Speaker 3: I don't recall doing that. We may have shared some
black person's perspective because we appreciate it, but I don't
know that that.
Speaker 1: Somebody racist, and I think it's to him whitmore. That's
what I think.
Speaker 3: Let's see, Russell Romano says, you're a bunch of ignorant
Republican Trump loving sea word word you you racist bitches.
Speaker 1: It's always with the racism, you know, always always with
that or the white supremacy. We get the white supremacy
a lot on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I get those. It's like, oh, pay well, thanks.
Speaker 1: You guys have because of racism we had for like
years and years and years, and it used to really
bother us. And then I was like, eh, race, I
get called a racist every day. You're gonna have to
do better. And now they just call us white supremacists,
which that's starting to roll off me too.
Speaker 2: I'm just like whatever, I know, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, it's just like, okay, what are you gonna call
us next? Weird? Whatever? Okay, all right, It's just so
silly let's see they both racist as f Okay, these
I mean these kids, man, they've been indoctrinated to think
that if we have white skin, we're automatically racist. That's
exactly right. Let's see, what do the two of you
identify as idiots?
Speaker 2: Oh good, good, Brian Lucas, do better pleasure your heart.
Some of these are just painfully it's so bad. You're
the guys like cheetah residue on his shirt.
Speaker 3: Good? And then the accusation that we're lesbians. That's our
good one Also, straight Basics inc says, oh, you goals
are lesbo I'll have to graciously decline. Man, I was
so on board. I'm sorry, but y'all goals are onto something.
Speaker 2: What's wrong with lesbians?
Speaker 3: Like it's like he's saying it like it's an insult.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I were going to be a lesbian, I would
probably be a lesbian with you totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're not alas, we are not lesbians.
Speaker 3: And if we were, what exactly is he declining? Right?
Speaker 1: We inte you into our non lesbian relationship, dude, although.
Speaker 3: Maybe this is a woman. Maybe that's what Maybe that's
what straight is declined.
Speaker 1: Basics well, I feel like this person is super because
straight basics ink.
Speaker 3: Hmmm, yeah, I don't know anyway, we're not lesbian, we're
not lesbians. We hate too. You will always be single,
you dry old.
Speaker 2: Batches, okay single, and I'm not. I don't like the
dry thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we want to address that at all.
But we're definitely not single, and we're happily. Both of
us are happily married to different men.
Speaker 2: Men. Yeah, yeah, we hate too.
Speaker 3: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2: Don't know what that means either.
Speaker 1: I feel like Ben is the one who's a single,
dry old batch is what.
Speaker 2: I think that's your heart, Ben.
Speaker 3: And then there was this one which I don't know
if it's a compliment or an insult. Y'all. Two gals
are fine at frog Air.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I think it's a compliment. Is that
anybody here from Arkansas? Because I feel like that could be.
Speaker 1: An I'm gonna take this as a compliment because we
need something positive out of all this.
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what to take and we're
not gals, we're gaels. Ohal, two gals are fine.
Speaker 1: I'm taking it as a compliment. Yeah, Carrie says, it's
a compliment. Really, yeah, that's me.
Speaker 3: Why like, what is that? Where does that come from?
Speaker 1: I don't praise it comes from Arkansas. Hey tell you
that I've had least from Arkansas. And Hay says it
means very fine.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, look at that.
Speaker 1: Somebody from Arkansas gave us a compliment. I didn't know
that frogs even had hair.
Speaker 3: I mean, that's amazing. Fine is frog hair. I'm gonna
have to start using that because I like it.
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Speaker 3: Howsey says, here's my mean message for Monday, y'all some
beaches for Trump, Okay.
Speaker 2: And I like it.
Speaker 3: Cope says Finer than frog hair is a compliment in
North Carolina because their hair.
Speaker 2: Is so super super fine.
Speaker 3: They have hair.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know that they had hair. I didn't know, so.
Speaker 3: Says you need a frog.
Speaker 2: A frog. I have lots of frogs, you guys.
Speaker 1: In fact, I need to get a video because I
got those things that you did so the frogs can
climb out of our pool. I got two of them,
and so I'll have to do a video. I'll do
that this week, get a video. I don't have any
video of frogs actually climbing out. I have no proof
that they're climbing out. But there are less frogs in
our trap, so it are frogs.
Speaker 3: How dumb are those frogs?
Speaker 1: There is dumb as Kamala as dumb as her. So
there's still some frogs dying, but not nearly the number
of suicidal frogs that we have encountered in the past
month or two, so I feel like they may be working.
Speaker 3: We do have quite a number of messages to share,
some of them from last week when you were tangling
with some folks about birth control. Do you want to
set that up in any way.
Speaker 2: Gosh, I just we have. It was a short.
Speaker 1: I think we did a short that Valan put out
there on our Instagram. It was forever ago now, I
feel like, and it was just a comment that we
made about birth control because apparently now it's birth control
is evil according to twenty and thirty year olds. They
don't like it, and so they don't want anybody to
take it and they want it to be banned.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's the case, but they think
it's toxic and evil. And I'm like, you know, and
our stance on that is, if you want to take it,
take it.
Speaker 2: If you don't, don't.
Speaker 1: But a lot of these twenty somethings that are saying
it's toxic, they're the same ones who put like botulism
in their faces.
Speaker 2: So I just I just.
Speaker 1: Said I said that in the short and then people
get all butt hurt, and the Instagram girls, man, they
came at me. They just are like, this is a
boomer take.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that's what he says, Yeah, Boason, it's the
boomer take. Okay, okay, and then baby Rain normally, I
love all your videos. This was a fail. Might as
well encourage us to take another COVID booster while you're
at it, do some research, chicks, if we're really horrifying results.
Speaker 1: I feel like COVID, like vaccines, and birth control, are
two very different things, just based on the research and
development life cycle.
Speaker 2: Maybe you should do some research on that, right.
Speaker 3: And considering the fact that we were both on birth
control for many, many, many many years, Yeah, and we're okay.
It should be a personal decision. And that ags me
to calm down.
Speaker 1: And another thing that I said is that I feel like,
you know, I'd like to know what some of these
twenty and thirty something girls are going to do when
menopause happens to them and they decide, ooh, I want
to take HRT because it's literally the same thing as
birth control, exact, same exact thing. So if they opt
they're going to have to opt out because they've said
this is toxic because it's hopefully they're going to just
go natural and they're gonna be sweating their asses off
like old women from the old country.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you started replying to some of them.
Speaker 2: I did. Yeah, Well that guy, this guy writes us
all the time, save the Delaware GOP.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's obsessed with us. We have a couple
of stalkers on Instagram and he's one of them. And
there's a couple of them that will stalk us and
I'll delete them, but this guy, I just let him
hang on because I just I feel kind of sorry
for him because I think he's in a basement somewhere
just obsessing over us.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he probably needs to go away.
Speaker 3: But white girls trying to talk shade so funny, But
you don't stop. Please, very entertaining, mindless entertainment for your
leader's base. Thank you for your idiocy of being supremacists.
Speaker 2: Who's our leader? Who's our leader?
Speaker 3: He's referring to Trump.
Speaker 1: I don't know, he's not my I don't really think
of him as my leader, you know what I mean.
He's not even leading anything right now. He's just running
for president. So I find that really interesting. That okay, yeah,
but they always call us white supremacist or racist.
Speaker 3: And despicable and deplorable. And according to Pauline Cult, forty
five members are so simple minded. Yeah, we're the ones
that don't give a shit that there's no policy platform
of our candidate. Right, we're the simple minded ones.
Speaker 2: And they always have a profile picture of something like that. Yeah,
always yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, c on the R are the absolute worst.
Speaker 2: Thanks, m thanks.
Speaker 3: She's not too much of a moron. She's got more accomplishments,
money and talent that you'll ever f and have you
ignorant stupid cult following mother efforts. I'm not even sure
who she was who Elle was talking about.
Speaker 1: I think that Elle is talking about Kamala, probably probably
about Kamala.
Speaker 3: Or actually it could even be it could be this
might have been a comment on the bill Mark clip
with the hawk to a girl.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, she's got a lot of Okay, she's
got a lot of money and talent. Really supercu because
she can spit on a on a dude's penis. Is
that and that makes your talented?
Speaker 2: That's talented.
Speaker 1: Me telling you guys, congratulations talk to uh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this was on that on that video and this
guy bye bye, ladies. She's doing better than yous.
Speaker 1: I bet David went to Harvard and took that same
spelling class that David Hogg Hog did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Deborah Murphy says said that you do not have
investigative reporters who could have answered your questions. I would
have liked to known the whole story when I watched
the news. First of all, we are not news.
Speaker 2: No, we're not journalists.
Speaker 3: We never're not journalists, and we don't have a team
of reporters.
Speaker 2: We are the team.
Speaker 3: We're looking at it.
Speaker 2: You're looking at the team right here.
Speaker 3: Phil Wright says, you ladies are clueless.
Speaker 2: It's always great with the misspell shit.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite when they try to insult you and
then there's a misspelling.
Speaker 2: It's always my favorite. You guys, you have no idea.
Speaker 3: John Becker says, why don't these two do something useful
rather sit in front of a camera and tell lies?
Speaker 1: Okay, John, we're not there's no lies here, and we
keep it real.
Speaker 3: Jerry says, these chicks on the right are always wrong.
Do they want twenty twenty five in USA?
Speaker 2: What's he talking? Is he talking about project twenty twenty five?
Speaker 3: We can only assume.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm so sick of them using that project twenty
twenty five stuff.
Speaker 2: Seriously to get with the research.
Speaker 3: Chicks in the dump? Really clever, Phil, job, you good job.
Speaker 1: I mean these are so better, do better, Phil, Come on,
this is just sad.
Speaker 3: That they're sad. That's sad.
Speaker 1: Good wish these two would go get a real job
and do something worthwhile instead of running off their big mouths.
Speaker 2: Where you're here, John, it's.
Speaker 3: The same, Is that the same?
Speaker 2: John's the same?
Speaker 3: John?
Speaker 2: He's obsession with us.
Speaker 3: My favorite new thing that people are doing on YouTube
A lot is I see some comments where they'll be like, cause,
you know some of the at the end of some
of our shorts, there's like a little call out for
our sponsors saying support our show by supporting our sponsors.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: And so a lot of people will respond to that
in the comments by saying I am not going to
support your show or your sponsors, and I'm having the
best time responding to them saying, you just did. You
are here engaging with our right exactly.
Speaker 2: It's so funny.
Speaker 1: It's like it's somehow it's like they are forced to
watch right. You willingly went to YouTube or whatever platform,
and then your eyeballs are watching us.
Speaker 2: We didn't force you to do that.
Speaker 3: And then you're engaging, you're listening and commenting, you're helping us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so thank you, Yes, we appreciate it. Thank you.