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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media. Hello, Jenny Mack with your daily comedy news.

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor Tomlinson has a dream guest for her show After Midnight.

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<v Speaker 1>The dream guest is Conan O'Brien. Taylor told CBS Mornings.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's one of the funniest people on and

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<v Speaker 1>off stage and screen. I'd love to get him on

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<v Speaker 1>the show. Taylor says she has a lot of freedom

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<v Speaker 1>working that show. You're able to try new things and

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<v Speaker 1>be weird, and our shows very weird. She explains. They

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<v Speaker 1>have a team of writers who prepare jokes for the guests,

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<v Speaker 1>but the format also allows for plenty of improvised moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Taylor says, I think people go in feeling so prepared

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<v Speaker 1>that they feel ready to riff and do stuff off

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<v Speaker 1>the cuff as well. Taylor was trying to explain the

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<v Speaker 1>point system on the show. Gail King was confused until Taylor.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand the scoring system, Taylor said, and you shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>It's absolute nonsense. I'm giving away the points. If the

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<v Speaker 1>points meant to anything, they wouldn't trust me with them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just me with a button. Her current tour is

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<v Speaker 1>called Say and explains I grew up at a church,

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<v Speaker 1>and so I have a lot to say about that,

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<v Speaker 1>both positive and the challenges of growing up that way.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a lot to work through and deconstruct over

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<v Speaker 1>the years, and I wanted people coming to other live

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<v Speaker 1>shows to know that it was a lot about that

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<v Speaker 1>election day Around the corner what happens with John Stewart

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side of the election Late Night Er

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<v Speaker 1>thinks John will stick around, pointing out that de Look

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<v Speaker 1>is very happy behind the desk and totally in command.

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<v Speaker 1>As they call it. The once a week arrangement seems

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<v Speaker 1>to be working for everybody. John's taken all this well.

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<v Speaker 1>My feeling is this election will never end, So why

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<v Speaker 1>would I leave? How could I leave? I won't be

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<v Speaker 1>allowed to leave until we're all ground to some sort

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<v Speaker 1>of calcified nubs. The one thing I will say is

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<v Speaker 1>I walked away nine years ago because I was burnt out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I don't feel that right now. I feel reinvigorated. Deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Hughlee finds that political jokes are low hanging fruit, but

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<v Speaker 1>he had something to say about Elon musk Dl says,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're really, really rich, what do you buy media?

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<v Speaker 1>And why do you buy it? Because you want to

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<v Speaker 1>control the narrative. You want to be so rich that

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<v Speaker 1>you tell people what to think. As for Toyter, he says,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of X should be three ks. Hughglee talked about

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<v Speaker 1>reports that ex is struggling to make money. Even that

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<v Speaker 1>tells you how much money you have and how important

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<v Speaker 1>it is. I'll lose money to shape a narrative. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>lose money to shape minds, to tell people what to think.

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<v Speaker 1>Like he's literally the chief of dispensing misinformation, the chief

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<v Speaker 1>of it. He's ai all these kinds of things, he said,

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<v Speaker 1>all that kind of stuff. But that's how valuable having

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<v Speaker 1>information is, the access to information. Tim Meadows has gotten

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<v Speaker 1>a little more political and said it started when he

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<v Speaker 1>sold his Tesla. Tim explains, I love that car. It

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<v Speaker 1>was not an easy decision to go, Okay, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of the best car I've ever driven? Why

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<v Speaker 1>do he sell it? Tesla? Ceo Elon Musk and his

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<v Speaker 1>donations to Trump's campaign, Tim says, I just thought it's

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<v Speaker 1>wild that this guy can donate that much money. But

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<v Speaker 1>when it comes down to it, he only has one vote,

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<v Speaker 1>just like me. We're equal in that way, so I

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<v Speaker 1>can't give forty million dollars or whatever it is. But

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<v Speaker 1>I can give something, I'm gonna try to do more

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<v Speaker 1>than just give my limited donor amount. So he sold

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<v Speaker 1>the car. He used that money to fund a comedy

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<v Speaker 1>Caucus event. These days, Tim is driving my old beat

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<v Speaker 1>up Mercedes, which both my kids drove through high school.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a two thousand and seven two thirty Tim As

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<v Speaker 1>the political rhetorica's so ugly now, I was just thinking

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<v Speaker 1>it'd be fun to have a political night where it's

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<v Speaker 1>just comedy. Donald Rawling spoke to The Chicago Defender. Donnelle

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<v Speaker 1>explained why his tour is called the Black and Mild

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<v Speaker 1>Tour and says it was inspired by a bit of

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<v Speaker 1>conflict with the Chicago comedian who said my comedy wasn't hot,

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<v Speaker 1>calling it mild. It got me thinking, I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>like hot sauce as much as I used to, thanks

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<v Speaker 1>to some digestive issues. But really it's more about making

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<v Speaker 1>comedy digestible. My style is sharp, but it's something everyone

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<v Speaker 1>can enjoy. I'm not here to be disgusting or insulting,

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<v Speaker 1>so I took what was meant as an insult and

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<v Speaker 1>turned it into something that works for me. You'll get

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<v Speaker 1>a loud, fun performance with a diverse crowd at my shows.

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<v Speaker 1>Gang members, regular folks, everybody. It's become a brand that

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<v Speaker 1>reflects my style and people love it. Donell talked about

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<v Speaker 1>growing up in DC and said I wasn't the biggest

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<v Speaker 1>or most athletic kid. Growing up, I had to find

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<v Speaker 1>my way in other areas, and being funny became a

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<v Speaker 1>defense mechanism. You're out in the schoolyard. If you don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to roast people, they had roast you. It

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<v Speaker 1>was survival in a way. But honestly, I never thought

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<v Speaker 1>about pursuing comedy as a career. Wasn't something I set

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<v Speaker 1>out to do. I was a military police officer in

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<v Speaker 1>the Air Force, and when I got out, I was

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<v Speaker 1>waiting to become a DC police officer. I was a

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<v Speaker 1>security guard at a grocery store when this guy who

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<v Speaker 1>worked for a promotions company gave us free comedy show tickets.

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<v Speaker 1>Would go just for fun. But one day people started

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<v Speaker 1>saying I should get on stage. The club owner challenged

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<v Speaker 1>me to perform. Next thing, you know, I'm up there.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirty three years later, I haven't looked back. I never

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<v Speaker 1>gave myself a plan b or C. I just stuck

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<v Speaker 1>with it, stand up of all for me. Over time,

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<v Speaker 1>I realized it was more than just telling jokes. It

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<v Speaker 1>was about bringing characters to life and showing different size

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<v Speaker 1>of myself that eventually led me to acting. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't one of those comedians who always dreamed of

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<v Speaker 1>doing this. Opportunities came my way. I recognized them and

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<v Speaker 1>went after them. If you want a good listen, check

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<v Speaker 1>out Stavros Hawgaiz on Neil Brennan's Blocks podcast. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>Stavros was really honest about what his career and money

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<v Speaker 1>and what motivated him. A really thoughtful. He'd clearly done

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<v Speaker 1>some soul searching. He told Neil. I kind of was

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<v Speaker 1>always working towards the Netflix special because I was an

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<v Speaker 1>Internet guy. From first. It was just like was podcast guy,

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<v Speaker 1>then became a clips guy, and then it was like

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<v Speaker 1>I need one. My first TV credit is an hour

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<v Speaker 1>long Netflix special. I never had anything else, so I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, I need that, And once I got that,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, all right, you did it. It's funny

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<v Speaker 1>how these things that don't help you that much get you,

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<v Speaker 1>like industry attention, like some list that I was well

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<v Speaker 1>past getting my agents were like, let's just get you

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<v Speaker 1>on this. I was like, I'm so beyond that, but

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<v Speaker 1>you get that, and then some executives are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him on Vulture and it's like, I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>a list. I've been selling out theaters and I'm on

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<v Speaker 1>a list like people who just started doing comedy. Jimmy

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<v Speaker 1>Carr will host Last One Laughing at UK. It'll be

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<v Speaker 1>on Amazon in twenty twenty five six episodes. Jimmy Carr says,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thrilled to be making Last One Laughing UK with

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<v Speaker 1>Prime Video Shorty deliver and if it doesn't, it will

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<v Speaker 1>leave the fun with your neighbors. Usually when I make

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<v Speaker 1>a TV show with ten brilliant comics, I'm expecting everyone

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<v Speaker 1>have a bloody good laugh. But not in this series.

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<v Speaker 1>The Last One Laughing wins. It's a great format and

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<v Speaker 1>it's been a huge hit around the world. I can't

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<v Speaker 1>wait to see who cracks up first. When Matteo Lane

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<v Speaker 1>isn't doing comedy, he's eating pasta. He self describes as

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<v Speaker 1>an Italian, Irish Mexican homosexual, and he brings all that

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<v Speaker 1>experience to his new cookbook, Your Pasta Sucks. Matteo says,

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<v Speaker 1>I started making things I knew how to make and

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<v Speaker 1>just chatting while I would cook on camera. Then people

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<v Speaker 1>started making my recipes. They were sending me pictures and

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<v Speaker 1>really letting me know that they were into it. Your

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<v Speaker 1>Pasta Sucks is part cookbook, part autobiography. Mateo explains, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to let somebody know that if they don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to do pasta, and then they're in the cookbook section,

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<v Speaker 1>it probably implies that their pasta sucks. And two, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to make a joke that this is a quote

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<v Speaker 1>unquote cookbook because I'm a comedian and the book is

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<v Speaker 1>a mix of stories and genuine recipes. It's not Martha

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<v Speaker 1>Stewart with eight hundred and seventy recipes, including three hundred

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<v Speaker 1>and sixty recipes for Christini. It's fewer recipes, but the

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<v Speaker 1>ones I've chosen are authentic to my family, both in

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<v Speaker 1>Italy and the United States. Mateo explains the main component

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<v Speaker 1>for eating a perfect bowl of pasta is to be

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<v Speaker 1>eating that pasta in Rome. But if that's not an option,

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<v Speaker 1>it's really about taking pasta more seriously. Pasta's been sort

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<v Speaker 1>of watered down as it's traveled around the world, it's

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<v Speaker 1>seen as more of a fun sponge and everybody's obsessed

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<v Speaker 1>with the sauce. But when you go to Italy, the

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<v Speaker 1>pasta itself is the star. The shape of the pasta matters.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to care about flavoring it. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>treat cooking pasta almost like you would cooking a steak.

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<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of little things sitting under your

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<v Speaker 1>nose when it comes to cooking pasta that most people overlook. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 1>The Vernon Morning Star cut up with Brent but he

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<v Speaker 1>has become a celebrity burger judge. He was at a

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity burger tasting event at the Vernon Lodge and said,

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<v Speaker 1>I was pretty keen. I'm a big burger guy. He

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<v Speaker 1>tried five of the twelve burgers in this year's challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>cutting each burger placed in front of him in half

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<v Speaker 1>to share with a local businessman. He tried the rest

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<v Speaker 1>of the burgers the next day before a stand up

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<v Speaker 1>comedy show. This was all for the Golden Burger Challenge,

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<v Speaker 1>where Vernon restaurants create a special burger with five dollars

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<v Speaker 1>from every burger sould donated to a local charity. Between bites,

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<v Speaker 1>But said they're all really good burgers, no overlap between them. Sometimes,

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<v Speaker 1>when they're given a lot of freedom to be creative,

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<v Speaker 1>they can almost step outside the bounds of what a

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<v Speaker 1>burger's supposed to be. But these are all burgers, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're all very different from each other, and very And

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<v Speaker 1>that is your comedy news for today. Are you hungry now?

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<v Speaker 1>I am. If you enjoy the show, tell a friend

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