Speaker 1: Honored that you're here. You're not well, I am honored.
Speaker 1: I mean you're a little excited. I like it. It's
Speaker 1: cute for you. But uh, Private Talk, we have Ryan
Speaker 1: Bownhall with my camera. Yes, it's an art pillow Talk
Speaker 1: podcast or over here. I like the name. Pillow Talk
Speaker 1: is great. I mean I like pillow Talk ninety days.
Speaker 1: It's a little different. But you know I will be
Speaker 1: a guest on your show.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not because I asked you, like I made it.
Speaker 1: Official because I couldn't tell you that, and then I
Speaker 1: couldn't be a woman of my word. So now here
Speaker 1: Private Talk heard it. Now we're going to do it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna quizz you. We're going to learn all the
Speaker 1: fun stuff about it. I want to hear.
Speaker 2: You're almost better at posting podcasts and you're at porn. Hey,
Speaker 2: you're really good. And I already said you're intimidating. Now
Speaker 2: I'm scared shitless, but for a fact, I came here
Speaker 2: as a super fan, degenerate chronic mass beader. We're talking
Speaker 2: four thousand.
Speaker 1: Clanks, four thousand only I'm appalled it should be way
Speaker 1: more than four thousand. I mean, how long have you
Speaker 1: been watching my porn. I know you've said that, I haven't,
Speaker 1: you know, to the tea knew exactly with August.
Speaker 2: Twenty second, what was that twenty seventeen? We mess you,
Speaker 2: we miss you, dear miss you. Yeah, but we've been
Speaker 2: thrown it back to the fourth of July, and as
Speaker 2: a Canadian, I don't even support Fourth of July, but
Speaker 2: now I do. Now I do.
Speaker 1: Deep in the heart of Texas. That's how we do it.
Speaker 1: So you say you're one of my number one fans.
Speaker 1: Who's usaid your top three?
Speaker 2: So Mia mal CoV is my number one? No offense,
Speaker 2: so disrespect. But I know you guys are tight.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yes, I mean I I've been you know, in her,
Speaker 1: I've been on all around her. I am, I haven't
Speaker 1: seen it a really long time. But yes, well she
Speaker 1: sends her best Okay, I love that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me as my number one all time most most
Speaker 2: jerks okay, number two alexis Texas Number three, Jessa Roads.
Speaker 1: So how do you rate this thing? Like? Is it
Speaker 1: just because you just like the you know, blonde big ass?
Speaker 1: How did me I get to number one? Is it
Speaker 1: more because you know her? Now?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Is it winking more? Impersonal? Like, is it you know
Speaker 1: how what's your ranking system based off of?
Speaker 2: You know what? Okay, I go on porn hub and
Speaker 2: I go now I'm paying okay, because I didn't.
Speaker 1: There's a real science to this, right, Okay, I'm down
Speaker 1: for the breakdown. Will I didn't know get comfortable here
Speaker 1: at private tech Pornhub.
Speaker 2: As a pirated website.
Speaker 1: I know, don't.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that y'all don't fucking support it. And
Speaker 2: now you now that the some are some aren't, and
Speaker 2: it's like, whoa, we don't like them, oh but they
Speaker 2: sent me merch whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: It is very weird because I feel like it comes
Speaker 1: to the point where people don't know the politics of
Speaker 1: porn and the adult industry. So there was a time
Speaker 1: that you know, pirating was a bad thing, just like
Speaker 1: it is for anything whatever. So things also switch hands,
Speaker 1: and things get bought out, and then people don't know
Speaker 1: that and people wash their hands and everybody's you never
Speaker 1: But I think that their model also changed, even though
Speaker 1: it's still the same thing, but they also gave back
Speaker 1: to the performers, and so therefore, in a sense made
Speaker 1: it fair. You were right, and therefore, you know, we
Speaker 1: slap it a handshake, and here we are.
Speaker 2: And they also gave you what ten billion views of
Speaker 2: Lexis Texas.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't really know the numbers, but you tell.
Speaker 2: Me nine point six billion. Ok, Terry, please fact check that.
Speaker 1: Are you a statistician?
Speaker 2: No? But I know all about you, baby about you.
Speaker 2: So I go on the hub. Now. I do brawsers
Speaker 2: because I feel bad watching pirate and porn.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't find me there, you know, But.
Speaker 2: I do browsers. I have BANG. I do wanks VR,
Speaker 2: but dwink VR Jules Jordan. I like Jules Jordan. Their
Speaker 2: quality is great. You have about seven subscriptions. I don't
Speaker 2: want to do free porn anymore.
Speaker 1: So do you have only fans subscriptions or do you
Speaker 1: only do the big company?
Speaker 2: So I'm sub to fifty eight girls on OnlyFans. You know,
Speaker 2: I spend a good thirty percent of my salary on porn.
Speaker 1: So chronic masturbator, you said that, you said it already,
Speaker 1: you own it. You know there's a lot of awareness there.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. What does how many times a
Speaker 1: day does chronic masturbating like? Get to that number? How
Speaker 1: many times can you make it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so people say, oh, I have a girlfriend, now,
Speaker 2: I don't need to jerk off. Shut up, shut your
Speaker 2: fucking horror mouth, because I turn twice a day. Even
Speaker 2: if me and baby girl, I have a girlfriend now, okay,
Speaker 2: my girl breet love it dearly, even if we go
Speaker 2: fucking around. I took a sealie. She's looking not at
Speaker 2: you know, she's feeling it. She's ovulated.
Speaker 1: Making because you wanted to be like Primariady to go
Speaker 1: are you? Because you come quick? Like, why are you
Speaker 1: taking seas? You're a young man, you know you should
Speaker 1: be strong, long all the way down. Why does Arnold
Speaker 1: do steroids? I don't know. I'm not talking about He
Speaker 1: wants to jot.
Speaker 2: He wants to do his best. Yeah, okay, why did
Speaker 2: Donovan Bailey U steroids? Why did Barry Bonds U steroids?
Speaker 1: I I'm asking you steroids Dick is doing? And I
Speaker 1: want to know what's happening in these situations.
Speaker 2: Now go okay, Well, I'm not getting tested like Lance Armstrong,
Speaker 2: but he's winning all the tour to frosts fucking up.
Speaker 2: But he needed that to get the extra to give
Speaker 2: a good performance. I know when I'm having sex, you
Speaker 2: fucked Ryan last night? How was it? I'm making the
Speaker 2: group chat. I want a good review, So you.
Speaker 1: Like the validation you're telling people what it is?
Speaker 2: That's I'm very insecure about my performance because girls now
Speaker 2: are ranking every it gets out.
Speaker 1: Who are these girls that you're fucking? That they have
Speaker 1: a group that there's a ranking system?
Speaker 2: Of course, every time people have sex? How was it?
Speaker 1: What are you fucking? The same circle of people?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What is going on in this?
Speaker 2: It's worse for me Ryan with the sex podcast? How
Speaker 2: is he actually in bed? Everyone wants to know. So
Speaker 2: if I don't give a good performance, shows over and
Speaker 2: I lose all my credibility.
Speaker 1: Okay, so don't you Okay, Blue choose.
Speaker 2: I take Salance, I take I take heart attacks. It's
Speaker 2: part of the game, baby, Okay.
Speaker 1: I like it. Yes, So you're gonna be We're gonna
Speaker 1: sure win, Sure we win, that's right. What would you
Speaker 1: say is unique about you besides your chronic masturbation in
Speaker 1: like situation? That's very unique.
Speaker 2: A lot of people think I'm retarded, and I know
Speaker 2: that word is not to be said anymore.
Speaker 1: Okay, but why do you feel that way? Because you
Speaker 1: just say what you think? I feel like there's a
Speaker 1: lot to be told where not having a filter could
Speaker 1: be good or bad. But I feel like if you're
Speaker 1: not doing anything harmful and that's how you truly are,
Speaker 1: then you're who you are.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's what's unique about me, and you can ask
Speaker 2: this with all your industry friends. I don't try to
Speaker 2: fuck guests. I don't flirt with guests. I don't hit
Speaker 2: on guests. Contrary to popular belief, everyone thinks I'm this
Speaker 2: big fuck boy Ryan. Oh here's a sex pod guest.
Speaker 2: He fox it or he does fuck porcars. Though I'm
Speaker 2: humbled that people think that about me. I don't try
Speaker 2: to hit on them. That's what separates me all these girls,
Speaker 2: you know, you know, people say, oh, we have a
Speaker 2: porns run show. Ye just try to fuck her. They
Speaker 2: try to flirt with you this. I'm the good guy.
Speaker 2: I'm a candid That's why they all like me. They say,
Speaker 2: go with Ryan, he's nice.
Speaker 1: You're in for the long run, the long game.
Speaker 2: I'm unique. I'm not a creepy dudes are weird, bro
Speaker 2: I hate dudes. I don't hang out with guys. Guys
Speaker 2: suck every guy. Oh yeah, por yo, I want to
Speaker 2: fuck looks to shut off. Yeah, yeah, she came here
Speaker 2: to fuck my friend watching a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, people have dreams.
Speaker 2: People really think that just because you guys do porn,
Speaker 2: you're gonna fuck everyone, Like in the bathroom, you fucking
Speaker 2: lose you.
Speaker 1: You mean, I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know, alexis Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm a poll No, No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1: There's a stigma. There definitely is, and I think that there.
Speaker 1: It's great to have people like yourself if you're you know,
Speaker 1: are really advocating for those things. But how many people
Speaker 1: have you actually? How many porn stars have you ever
Speaker 1: knocked down because you have fuck some you say you
Speaker 1: may not want you, but sometimes that's attractive for a
Speaker 1: female because they're like, oh, he doesn't want it, but
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make him want it. And like you said,
Speaker 1: they may want to know what the sex podcast man,
Speaker 1: what he's working with? Right, So, how many have been
Speaker 1: on your tally? Because I know you're a numbers man,
Speaker 1: so you have to know, don't bullshit don't bullshit me.
Speaker 1: This is private, sox, so give me what I want?
Speaker 1: Ryan six six? Can I hear the ranking system of that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Can I be on this group chat of where are
Speaker 1: we at here?
Speaker 2: Here's how it happens.
Speaker 1: You're speechless. I'm surprised that takes a lot for you.
Speaker 2: You're six but never a guest on the show.
Speaker 3: Okay, that's the rule, all right, because I don't want
Speaker 3: it to be like, don't go, you know, like so
Speaker 3: you fucked.
Speaker 1: Them before they get on your show.
Speaker 2: The idea is, look, you know the new girls, they
Speaker 2: worship Alexis Texas, right, you're their god. It's like a
Speaker 2: new pop singer looking at Bieber, the king of the industry,
Speaker 2: queen of their industry. If you will, I'm Ryan Seacrest
Speaker 2: interviewing Bieber. New little pop star thinks Ryan Seacrest is cool.
Speaker 2: So the younger newer ones, they flirt with me a lot,
Speaker 2: so sometimes I give in.
Speaker 1: So what's the ranking system on your six?
Speaker 2: Who is the best?
Speaker 1: Ashley Skis Ashley Skuys repeat offend one time, one time,
Speaker 1: You're like that one time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a She's a good one.
Speaker 1: So what is your porn Hub search history?
Speaker 2: Alexis Texas anal Alexis Texas, bubble Butt, Alexis Texas, Me
Speaker 2: and Malcova July fourth mea Malcova ainal me and Malcova
Speaker 2: bubble Butt, Nea Malcova Oily bubble butt scene Jessa Rhoades
Speaker 2: twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: Are you mass reading all at the same time that
Speaker 1: that whole night? Is that one session and then you
Speaker 1: end with the win? Or are we? Is this a
Speaker 1: breakdown of a week for you?
Speaker 2: So I I, you know, I see what the hub
Speaker 2: is offering me. By the way, their AI is better
Speaker 2: than Instagram's. You know, you talk about I need a
Speaker 2: new bed and then all of a sudden you're getting
Speaker 2: all these bed adds. Porn ubs AI is even crazier.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about your booty right now. If I
Speaker 2: open my phone, it's going to be Alexis Texas takes
Speaker 2: two dicks up brass, not saying you've done Have you
Speaker 2: ever done that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You tell me you're the one who
Speaker 1: knows my You told me he has heard you always
Speaker 1: kept it quick. Yeah, no, two dicks.
Speaker 2: Anyways, the recommendations are very impressive, IM.
Speaker 1: So they're like inside your brain or your dick at
Speaker 1: this point, they know what's gonna make you come.
Speaker 2: You know what, mister good suggestion. You've done it again
Speaker 2: and it's different stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, you send him a Christmas card, because
Speaker 1: I mean, at this point you should give him something back.
Speaker 2: I'll do two pages hottest videos blah blah blah. Not
Speaker 2: much of an amateur guy. I like good quality production, just.
Speaker 1: Like the amateur girls.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, I like respectable you know, good performance. Okay,
Speaker 2: amateur girls. First of all, amateur people way too much
Speaker 2: of the pov zoomed in on the dick and vagina
Speaker 2: who's jerking off to that? Who is jerking off to
Speaker 2: a close up of a dick and.
Speaker 1: Everybody because they're letting their husband or boyfriend film And
Speaker 1: I've never filmed ever before, and this is happening.
Speaker 2: Rookie rookie people. No oh, buddy is like, oh wow,
Speaker 2: we're really zoomed in now. Cool.
Speaker 1: So it definitely made you limp at that point because
Speaker 1: you honestly wanted should.
Speaker 2: Be anyone's think of a Johney could be your parents
Speaker 2: at that point.
Speaker 1: Well that's weird, but all right, I mean you need
Speaker 1: the girl's face.
Speaker 2: And then also amateur porn where it's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we do porn, but I don't put my face. Well
Speaker 2: I'm not fucking watching that. So cool body, bro.
Speaker 1: I know all these statistics. You know how those things?
Speaker 1: Do you actually make your own videos because at this
Speaker 1: point you know the direction of what you want to see,
Speaker 1: so you must have some home videos.
Speaker 2: Not too big a coward, too big of a.
Speaker 1: Coward, but it could be for your personal preference. I
Speaker 1: feel like I have made it. You have done it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you can't say that with that. You were
Speaker 1: too creative of a person in your mind, Wanders. You're
Speaker 1: trying to be like, wait, I know the writing. Let
Speaker 1: me be a director.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I could honestly be one of
Speaker 2: the best porn directors in the world because I'm obsessed
Speaker 2: with porn. Okay, I've been. I just signed to deal
Speaker 2: with Bang Bang dot Com. I went on their sets.
Speaker 2: I did behind the scenes comedy content. Okay, now I
Speaker 2: get it. Now I see how it's done. I was
Speaker 2: working with Chris if you know them, and then Our
Speaker 2: Boy or Boy Pat Mime you ever work with Pat
Speaker 2: Mine Bart. I have learned a lot from Bart Boy.
Speaker 2: Now I'm really starting to think maybe I want to
Speaker 2: become a porn director.
Speaker 1: Okay, what would be your porn name?
Speaker 2: Ryan Texas?
Speaker 1: Ryan Texas, you have to have this Texas permission. After that,
Speaker 1: you know, you have to be into the Texas family,
Speaker 1: you know, you know Alexis Texas.
Speaker 2: I do on my show rate all the porn stars
Speaker 2: names because that's such a fun part about becoming a
Speaker 2: porn stars. Picking the name, and I say the goat
Speaker 2: name in porn Alexis Texas.
Speaker 1: I'm honored.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that, right, and we say that Terry on
Speaker 2: my line. We checked, right, the goat name Alexis Texas. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Some girls, I'm like, what are you doing? You could
Speaker 2: have picked anything you went with that.
Speaker 1: Pick a name that you felt that way about.
Speaker 2: The one that Kieren Lee said today his favorite porn
Speaker 2: star ever Espenzas. I'm like, bro, we don't even know
Speaker 2: how to say it.
Speaker 1: It's a mouthful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it a little easier to google, you know.
Speaker 1: So what would yours be? Not Ryan Texas? Is that
Speaker 1: one of those things you take like your first pet
Speaker 1: in the street name, like, you know, yeah, what's the
Speaker 1: fun I.
Speaker 2: Think I think baby boy would be funny.
Speaker 1: Baby boy? Would you get it tattooed on you? So
Speaker 1: you know it's real?
Speaker 2: You know what I will do? What did you know
Speaker 2: that I said to someone because look, I have Adriana
Speaker 2: Lima here tattooed on my hand. Okay, and this is
Speaker 2: when pillow Talk was very small, and I said, you
Speaker 2: get us Alexis Texas. I think I told someone to
Speaker 2: tell you. Did you get this message?
Speaker 1: I haven't heard this message, but I'm true.
Speaker 2: I said, I'll get Alexis Texas face on my left hand.
Speaker 2: I'm a lefty by the way, if she comes and
Speaker 2: does our show as our first porn so we didn't
Speaker 2: have a porn sor I'll get her, uh hand tatty here?
Speaker 2: Did you get that message?
Speaker 1: I didn't. I would have ran immediately, you know. But
Speaker 1: so what's going to take for you to actually get
Speaker 1: my face on it? Now?
Speaker 2: M you get pillow Talk slips logo? Tu do you
Speaker 2: have tattoos?
Speaker 1: I have no tattoos, and that's no chance ever happening.
Speaker 2: No tattoos.
Speaker 1: Non I should know that, Yeah you should.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. A lot could happen in six
Speaker 2: that's true.
Speaker 1: But if you were subscribed to anybody's only fans, it
Speaker 1: should be mine. If you're really a fan.
Speaker 2: Showing on only fans, you should check it out and
Speaker 2: find out.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you you know, maybe when those free
Speaker 1: subscriptions you can check it out and all this big
Speaker 1: booty needs I will, I will. When's the last time
Speaker 1: you had sex? Have you been out here in AVN
Speaker 1: getting some sex and all these craziness there's fetish stuff
Speaker 1: going on girls or walking around in sexy outfits.
Speaker 2: I just got a girlfriend, okay, first time in four years.
Speaker 2: Were two months of congratulation. She is supermodel, one of
Speaker 2: the hottest girls in the world. She's so one of
Speaker 2: my league. And the joke at AVN is that what
Speaker 2: is she doing with Ryan? She's that hot. She's just
Speaker 2: really so.
Speaker 1: She's here with you. Yes, what does she think of
Speaker 1: all the madness? Is she in the industry? I feel
Speaker 1: like you also have to have a strong female that's
Speaker 1: gonna appreciate you what you do.
Speaker 2: She really appreciated it all.
Speaker 1: So she's jealous.
Speaker 2: No, she's like really, really, this is what you obsess over,
Speaker 2: jerking off, Like come on, I'm like, yeah, baby, I
Speaker 2: love it. Yeah, Like sometimes you know, she'll walk in
Speaker 2: the room I have my VR set on. You know,
Speaker 2: she doesn't like.
Speaker 1: Does she ever get jealous of one of your Because
Speaker 1: you said you're a chronic masturbator, So you want to
Speaker 1: jerk off a lot? Does she have man?
Speaker 2: So now she's starting to send me a lot of nudes. Like,
Speaker 2: if you're going to do it, if you have to
Speaker 2: jerk off so much, do it to me?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Yeah, so you're gonna
Speaker 1: watch Alexis Texas anymore.
Speaker 2: I had a friend recently tell me, Hey, jerking off
Speaker 2: to your girlfriend is like going to a car dealership
Speaker 2: and test driving your own car.
Speaker 1: Okay, good point, good point.
Speaker 2: So every now and then I go to the car
Speaker 2: dealership and I drive the wagons. I don't try the yarist.
Speaker 1: You're lar he is if you could change jobs, would you?
Speaker 1: And what would it be?
Speaker 2: Oh? And last night we had sex last night?
Speaker 1: Okay, I like that for you?
Speaker 2: Thank you change jobs?
Speaker 1: You had to at least before you came in about
Speaker 1: to Alexis Texas. You can't come to the show. So
Speaker 1: it's been a couple of months with a loaded thing.
Speaker 2: It's been a couple of months for us, Oh for us?
Speaker 2: Our time?
Speaker 1: Like that? If you want to you don't know my
Speaker 1: sex life? What are you putting on me?
Speaker 2: When? When is the last time you had sex?
Speaker 1: This isn't my this is my show, not chors. Maybe
Speaker 1: when I get on your show and you put my
Speaker 1: face on your hand over there, maybe I'll.
Speaker 2: Tell you this is why you're in You just put
Speaker 2: me in my fucking place. I'm scared of that.
Speaker 1: Didn't you like that?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: Would you change jobs?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'd like to be a porn director.
Speaker 1: A porn director, Yeah, okay, I think i'd be great
Speaker 1: at it. What was your first movie title? B?
Speaker 2: That's good? Well how about this? Do you know who
Speaker 2: Kazumi is?
Speaker 1: Yes? She was on the my podcast.
Speaker 2: She was yeah, okay, very good friends with Kazumi. She
Speaker 2: is obsessed with producer Terry. Terry, producer Terry. You hit
Speaker 2: it Terry, So it's been an ongoing joke.
Speaker 1: He's like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Kazumi says, I want to funk Terry because Terry has
Speaker 2: a randomly tenage dick.
Speaker 1: Okay, why is it random?
Speaker 2: Because he weighs.
Speaker 1: Ninety pounds, he's all dick? Then is all dick? Does
Speaker 1: that intimidate you?
Speaker 2: That's my boy? I'm proud of. So Kazumi she came
Speaker 2: to film in Torons because I want to fuck producer Terry.
Speaker 2: And then we have a big that went viral ten
Speaker 2: million views of her trying to fuck him and him
Speaker 2: say no because he had a meeting that blew up.
Speaker 2: And now it's this thing that.
Speaker 1: Terry was this meeting really important that it.
Speaker 2: Was it was for Rolling Loud.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you would still turn down if it was
Speaker 1: the same situation. Now, no, but if you if you
Speaker 1: had to redo that situation, would you still deny it? Okay?
Speaker 1: So now to the business man's smart man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now a v N every everyone's talking because
Speaker 2: producer Terry canna fuck a ZOOMI it blew up. Then
Speaker 2: Kazuomi posted this video today. Let me pull it up quick.
Speaker 1: So this is in real time. This isn't like this
Speaker 1: is happening like now.
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1: Here we go, Terry's getting fucked this weekend.
Speaker 2: There we go. I'm tired of these games. And if
Speaker 2: you want to fuck me, meet me in my room.
Speaker 1: Am or else.
Speaker 2: So tomorrow eleven a m. Producer Terry's fucking Kazumi.
Speaker 1: Can we watch?
Speaker 2: He doesn't want it filmed.
Speaker 1: I didn't think we can film it. I just said,
Speaker 1: can we watch to you? I heard the giggles. I'll
Speaker 1: ask again. Have you ever been a cuckold?
Speaker 2: No? Have you?
Speaker 1: I mean kind of what I mean. It's a thing
Speaker 1: people like to get cuckoled.
Speaker 2: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't get like off to it. But
Speaker 1: I've participated, and I'm an horny sexual person really, but
Speaker 1: I mean I would more be in the thing and
Speaker 1: not really being a cuckold.
Speaker 2: But like, I can't believe that shit, what a fucking loser?
Speaker 1: Hey, I just said you could watch. Doesn't mean I
Speaker 1: never participated, is what I said?
Speaker 2: You? You're not a loser, babe, I would never.
Speaker 1: I didn't think you said I was a loser. You'd
Speaker 1: talked about the guy that I was fucking would be
Speaker 1: the loser that.
Speaker 2: Made me got in the cage?
Speaker 1: Who's being in a cage?
Speaker 2: No? No, no no.
Speaker 1: The couckle could only be to me watching the person
Speaker 1: have sex. But I'm not in it, and I'm masturbating
Speaker 1: in things. I don't even be in a cage.
Speaker 2: Okay, version not as bad like what cage.
Speaker 1: Have you been put in that you?
Speaker 2: I met this couple recently. They told me about a case.
Speaker 2: They have a dog cage. One of the you know,
Speaker 2: the husband goes in there, rapists, walks in, kicks the
Speaker 2: door and get the fuck in the cage, throws him
Speaker 2: in the cage, and he rapes the wife. And he's
Speaker 2: in the cage going no, no, let me out.
Speaker 1: That's my wife's That's that's advanced cuckolding. I didn't go
Speaker 1: that route.
Speaker 2: Guess who likes it? The guy in the cage.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know. I'm have been important star for a
Speaker 1: very long time knowing if you know this, Ryan, I know.
Speaker 2: But that guy is a fucking weirdo. Ho.
Speaker 1: He's probably one of your friends. That's the sad part.
Speaker 2: It's weird. I do have weird friends.
Speaker 1: I'm sure one of your friends likes to be caged.
Speaker 1: He probably, I want to tell you because you may
Speaker 1: make fun of him. Some people have weird fetishes, you know.
Speaker 2: You only think about that a lot. Which one of
Speaker 2: you sick focks are the ones ordering this weird shit on?
Speaker 2: OnlyFans are the ones going in the cages?
Speaker 1: What is your fetish besides big asses? I know you
Speaker 1: like the gasses and blondes, that's the thing. But what
Speaker 1: is like a dirty fetish like.
Speaker 2: I like to have my ass licked okay.
Speaker 1: All the time? Or is it like a go to
Speaker 1: to make you come for you just if.
Speaker 2: I can't come and I get the legs up like you're.
Speaker 1: Like doing the whole jam sport. Put your legs back,
Speaker 1: you're holding your legs.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, every time.
Speaker 2: Me and Bree don't do that, is.
Speaker 1: Who do you preserve this ask looking for? Is it
Speaker 1: like girls that you're not like relationship or the shouldn't
Speaker 1: you wouldn't you want to do it with Bree because
Speaker 1: you want to make your relationship and scared.
Speaker 2: To ask her?
Speaker 1: Just put your legs back, We're still Just put your
Speaker 1: legs back and see how world And then if she's
Speaker 1: like what are you doing? Like, oh sorry, I was stretching.
Speaker 1: See where it goes after shower first, don't just come
Speaker 1: out of a and and just be like hey after
Speaker 1: the awards, you're gonna be like try tonight, Hey tell
Speaker 1: me how it happens. I want to know, Like for me,
Speaker 1: if I'm with like my part like a partner that like,
Speaker 1: I want to please my partner. So if you're into it,
Speaker 1: I'm into it. I'm not opposed to it, but I'm
Speaker 1: not just looking ass all day like no, I like
Speaker 1: my ass etn It's like it's a fun for.
Speaker 2: I can tell if a porn star likes what she's
Speaker 2: doing or not. I look in their eyes.
Speaker 1: I can you like, I'm a very i fucking person.
Speaker 1: Like you're gonna know, You're gonna remember why I came
Speaker 1: and what I'm doing here for.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you like having your ass seat.
Speaker 1: That's why you're That's why you're intimidated by it. She
Speaker 1: looked into these eyes while you were coming.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, see, I've.
Speaker 1: Been here before. Is there anything you regret saying no to?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Speechless again? Man, that's a good question.
Speaker 2: You know what. I wish I tried drugs a little
Speaker 2: earlier in my life. Okay, you know I resolved.
Speaker 1: How old are you? I'm thirty, Okay, old by any
Speaker 1: means there's still time for anything you want to dabble in.
Speaker 1: I don't suggest it, but you know.
Speaker 2: I only tried molly and ketamine and all that recently,
Speaker 2: and they're fucking awesome. So I regret my whole life
Speaker 2: being like, say no to drugs. No, no, no, I only
Speaker 2: drink dude, drinking socks. Drugs are awesome. I wish I
Speaker 2: wasn't such a fucking I wish I would try drugs earlier.
Speaker 1: Is there anything that you want to try? Have you
Speaker 1: ever taken a pill without knowing what it was?
Speaker 2: I haven't tried acid yet, and i'd like to. Uh.
Speaker 2: I told our one year anniversary, I'd love to go
Speaker 2: to like, you know, Joshua Tree or something and just
Speaker 2: do a fucked and acid together, really get to know
Speaker 2: each other.
Speaker 1: Romantic naked look at the stars sounds like a good
Speaker 1: romantic date.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing, I'm a drug addict. Coachella, though, that's some fun.
Speaker 1: Who do you go to for advice?
Speaker 2: You know what? Adam Wilks our mutual friend.
Speaker 1: Okay, I love Adam.
Speaker 2: Adam Wilks. He's a smart fucker he is, and he's
Speaker 2: always high.
Speaker 1: Hey, that's how you think? Clearly?
Speaker 2: Are you going high right now? So you smoke all
Speaker 2: day two?
Speaker 1: I mean when it's necessary, that's great. You want to
Speaker 1: smoke right now? You said you can't talk talk talk.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I turned into a fucking loser. But Adam Wilks, I
Speaker 2: call him all the time. I say, bro producer Terry's
Speaker 2: video quality is getting so good. He's asking for a
Speaker 2: raise and he deserves it. But I'm poor.
Speaker 1: What do?
Speaker 2: What do I do?
Speaker 1: I like that he's a good person to go and
Speaker 1: get advice.
Speaker 2: Adam looks And my dad Tom Pownell, Okay, genius, genius. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we love Tom. Tom loves you too.
Speaker 1: Shout out to Tom. Did you watch porn with your dad?
Speaker 2: No? But you know, I think he.
Speaker 3: I think him and my mom fuck a lot.
Speaker 2: I don't know if they watch porn, but I think
Speaker 2: they're really sexually active.
Speaker 1: Have you ever walked in on them fucking.
Speaker 2: Like seven times?
Speaker 1: Did they stop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they pretended they were. I remember the last time
Speaker 2: was nine. My mom goes, we were hugging. We were
Speaker 2: hugging Ryan, we were hugging.
Speaker 1: So they're still getting it in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 1: So that's where you get your healthy sex drive.
Speaker 2: I think. So they sleep in opposite beds. Okay, So
Speaker 2: I think my dad Pumpster and Dumpster just scooters on
Speaker 2: over down the hall, you.
Speaker 1: Know, pumps her and Dumpster. I mean you were born.
Speaker 2: So shoots boots it see him? Uh. And people think
Speaker 2: my parents are so happy because they sleep in opposite beds.
Speaker 2: They wake up, they're excited to each other.
Speaker 1: What is the reason that they sleep in separate beds?
Speaker 2: Okay, but they wake up?
Speaker 1: Is that something that you would want to do with.
Speaker 2: Your partner or no, you know, I'm a look I
Speaker 2: like to be big.
Speaker 1: I know, I have no idea Ryan, I like to
Speaker 1: be small spooned. You're a small spoon Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 1: like it ever the big spoon or you take turns
Speaker 1: or you're only small spooning.
Speaker 2: We'll start like this and I'll say, really, I love
Speaker 2: your baby, You're the most beautiful in the world. I
Speaker 2: do say.
Speaker 1: Are you one of those people who like, tell us
Speaker 1: a girl you love them? Like the first date? Yeah,
Speaker 1: in fact, I am hopeless romantic. I love it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. With pre she met my parents, we flew to
Speaker 2: do a family trip together.
Speaker 1: The second I mean, this is something that is like
Speaker 1: you do all the time. Or is it because you
Speaker 1: felt she was like special?
Speaker 2: She's special?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you have a boyfriend?
Speaker 1: By the way, I do not am single?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Who who do you date? And see?
Speaker 1: And like you get to ask questions at the end,
Speaker 1: take your turn. I'm just kidding, but dating is I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously with you being the podcast and it's an adult podcast,
Speaker 1: people like either assume a lot of things because I've
Speaker 1: been in the business. They also feel like.
Speaker 2: They're all scared, scared the death of you too.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm very intimidating and not that it's
Speaker 1: you know, intentional, but you know, I'm just a strong personality.
Speaker 1: But I know what I like, so I feel sometimes
Speaker 1: it is hard to date. But I'm also like when
Speaker 1: those people who was organic, I know, I can't go
Speaker 1: on dating apps because of what I do. I feel
Speaker 1: like any people think.
Speaker 2: Is a cat. You're not a porn start, You're a celebrity.
Speaker 1: Well, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: You know, you're like an aless celebrity, but I mean
Speaker 2: a celebrity that was a porn star. It's like there's
Speaker 2: a few of you. There's like me A Cleveandlanta Roads,
Speaker 2: Alex Texas. You guys are celebrities that were porn stars.
Speaker 1: Well, I feel like it's also you know, being at
Speaker 1: this show not av and like and seeing how you know,
Speaker 1: this is the first time that's been in three years,
Speaker 1: so it is very different and seeing everybody again is
Speaker 1: very refreshing, but it is also very different in those senses.
Speaker 1: We have the conversation of there isn't a lot of stars.
Speaker 1: There's you know, poor and girls, but like there's the
Speaker 1: star power of what it is is very rare these days,
Speaker 1: and there's the Angela Whites and you know at Bella's
Speaker 1: and all the you know, the brassers booths, but it's
Speaker 1: not as big as it once was. It's more webcams
Speaker 1: and because before even you know, going from a Venetian
Speaker 1: to now doing a resort world, which is great and
Speaker 1: I feel like it's good space, but it's just a
Speaker 1: lot smaller of a capacity. And I think nowadays because
Speaker 1: there are so many conventions from Exotica's and all the
Speaker 1: expis and all this stuff too, I just feel like
Speaker 1: it's not as big as it once was. But I
Speaker 1: think I see this is the progression though, going back
Speaker 1: to where it is, because again this again people it
Speaker 1: was online last time it wasn't, you know, So for
Speaker 1: going back, I think it was the testing of whatever.
Speaker 1: But I think that the world's opening back up. People are,
Speaker 1: you know, feeling more comfortable coming out and doing stuff.
Speaker 1: So I feel like the progression like next year will
Speaker 1: be even bigger as well.
Speaker 2: And you didn't really want to walk through it.
Speaker 1: I did walk through it yesterday and was it like it.
Speaker 2: Was Bieber walking through Toronto.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know how that feels because I'm
Speaker 1: not him.
Speaker 2: But it was Bana sandwich, right, I mean it was.
Speaker 1: It was cool. It's just the layouts is a different
Speaker 1: and it's just it's spread out a little bit more,
Speaker 1: and I just feel like I was looking for more
Speaker 1: bigger actions of things.
Speaker 2: But I remember someone they were like, we're about to
Speaker 2: film something or something, We're about to interview someone, and
Speaker 2: he goes, wait, wait, wait, we just sort of like
Speaker 2: Texas here. Yes, I like that.
Speaker 1: I heard the whispers, you know, I walked Texas, I walked.
Speaker 1: I walked one of those things. But who it was
Speaker 1: one of your celebrity crushes growing up, not porn related.
Speaker 2: Adriana Lima is tattooed twice on me. Okay, once here
Speaker 2: and once here. She's so beautiful and I love that
Speaker 2: she waited till marriage to lose her virginity.
Speaker 1: Have you ever met her?
Speaker 2: No, you do.
Speaker 1: If you met her, I'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, hey, oh my god, look all I got, Oh
Speaker 2: my god. Look. I joke that if I ever went
Speaker 2: to prison twenty five solitary confinement, she'd be with you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd be good.
Speaker 1: Well, if you got me on either side, then you
Speaker 1: have two of us, do you want me to do it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do it.
Speaker 2: I'll do it.
Speaker 1: Let's do it. Okay, all right, shake it.
Speaker 2: It's done.
Speaker 1: When can I see it?
Speaker 2: We can do it today.
Speaker 1: How many tattoos do you have?
Speaker 2: I got full covered here.
Speaker 1: I was like, because I'm like, I have done so,
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's a big commitment.
Speaker 2: I was like, do you think Bree will get upset?
Speaker 2: My girlfriend? Probably? But you know this is the hand
Speaker 2: out you do.
Speaker 1: I've been with you longer than Bri, to be quite honest,
Speaker 1: you know, if we want to talk about it, you
Speaker 1: know it's true. It's true, and I will probably be.
Speaker 1: I don't want you to like any expectations, but probably
Speaker 1: there after too. You know, I'm probably gonna be with
Speaker 1: the death of you at this.
Speaker 2: It's true. You've made me come more times than Bri.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know.
Speaker 2: With me right now?
Speaker 1: No, we're not. We're gonna hope for the best. We
Speaker 1: want you to stay around for a long time. She's
Speaker 1: got the family. Know she's already She's like, you know,
Speaker 1: presern but yeah, consider it, need it. We already shaked.
Speaker 2: I'm down and I'll do We already shook on it.
Speaker 1: You can't take it back. Yeah, and it's not the
Speaker 1: Canadian way true that Missus Texas. Do you have a
Speaker 1: sex playlist or you just straight to the point? Do
Speaker 1: you have some like slow jams? What? What's what are
Speaker 1: you fucking to?
Speaker 2: What a great question? Okay, glad you asked that. Of
Speaker 2: course we went through the weekend cliche. Cliche is the answer? Ever,
Speaker 2: you go the weekend ar and me, I'm done with
Speaker 2: that ship. You know who suicide boys are not. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna play for you. Okay, this is what I'm fucking like.
Speaker 2: I'm scared. The best sex music ever? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It just came on once and I said, this is it.
Speaker 2: This is how we get So.
Speaker 1: Do you only listen to him now or them? Or group?
Speaker 2: This is what I do now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what I do.
Speaker 2: And I like rufus to soul. When we're like with
Speaker 2: my girlfriend with Bree, it's like, I just want to
Speaker 2: treat you.
Speaker 3: You're singing while you're fucking Yeah a little bit okay,
Speaker 3: but like you know, back when I was doing One
Speaker 3: Night's Stance, you know, you know, I'm getting.
Speaker 1: Excited the ones you're telling you love you just met
Speaker 1: five seconds to them?
Speaker 2: The best?
Speaker 1: Are you fucking to the rhythm, okay, right on.
Speaker 2: The beat trunk and I do it five parts of
Speaker 2: the song. There's two guys. Then when scrim comes back on,
Speaker 2: he goes.
Speaker 1: I feel like you have like a mirror close by
Speaker 1: where you're fucking, because I feel like you like to
Speaker 1: look at yourself while you're doing this.
Speaker 2: I'm disgusting and I punched way up above my league.
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know how I get it, but
Speaker 2: I look at myself. I go, how did you fuck
Speaker 2: that girl last night? Like I'm telling you, people don't
Speaker 2: understand why Breeze dating me?
Speaker 1: Why do you think she's dating you? I'm funny, charming.
Speaker 1: What's the weirdest date you've ever been on before changing
Speaker 1: your name already?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, date, weirdest date. That's a good one.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, how about.
Speaker 1: This, let me have it.
Speaker 2: I flew a girl all the way from Toronto to Vancouver.
Speaker 2: What was her name? Kaylee? Not no, no, yeah, anyways,
Speaker 2: I flew a girl two months of dirty dogging. Baby girl,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do this to you. I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 1: You are you ack like pick sending person back and forth?
Speaker 1: Or was it just verbal text?
Speaker 2: We want to know my move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's hear it.
Speaker 2: Okay, if a girl's really sending me a lot of nudes,
Speaker 2: then I'll yeah, this is like a little weird. But
Speaker 2: at this point we're really going hard with nudes. I'll
Speaker 2: send a video. I'll air drop the nudes to my
Speaker 2: MacBook and I'll send a video coming to their nude.
Speaker 1: Oh romantic, right, Yeah?
Speaker 2: They know it's for them. It's not just a dick pic.
Speaker 1: Is that like a chronic master getting like skill because
Speaker 1: I make your come special for them?
Speaker 2: Yes, I made that one up. And now dudes are
Speaker 2: using it and they're.
Speaker 1: Saying, oh, they're not giving you credit.
Speaker 2: No, they're they're saying, dude, I did it last time.
Speaker 2: It worked you. They love it.
Speaker 1: You're starting a movement.
Speaker 2: It's a good move because now the girls are like, wow,
Speaker 2: he got freaky, he got freaky. Now the guess what
Speaker 2: the next news are fucking fire. So I was doing
Speaker 2: this ship with this girl from from Whitby, Ontario, Okay,
Speaker 2: and then I fly her all the way to LA
Speaker 2: two months of talking though, can't wait till you get here.
Speaker 2: You're going to do this oh too much? Almost?
Speaker 1: You know you're pre coming before she gets off the plane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she arrives, didn't I didn't know it was her. Oh,
Speaker 2: the biggest catfish ever and she was coming for ten days.
Speaker 1: But okay, but did she come up to you and
Speaker 1: you're like, who the fuck are you? Like? How do you? Like?
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: And she's like, hi, babe, yeah?
Speaker 2: Oh because me, I'm like, did you kid me? This
Speaker 2: is you? That's not you? Who are you? And it
Speaker 2: was like awkward and she's like it's really weird vibes.
Speaker 2: So then she crossed her arms all night. I'm not
Speaker 2: talking to her.
Speaker 1: So you still brought her with you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we flew her down. Okay, you know, but.
Speaker 1: You're getting your money's worse.
Speaker 2: She flew to the She came from the airport to
Speaker 2: the bar were at Barney's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought you were at the airport And I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is already awkward. You can go back where you
Speaker 1: came from.
Speaker 2: This is Barney's beanery. She brings her luggage and then
Speaker 2: she brings her lugge. We went to hide. We stayed
Speaker 2: out because she like got she arrived at like midnight,
Speaker 2: you know, And then we get home and I'm like
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't do it because she
Speaker 2: really wasn't gook.
Speaker 1: You know, but she all over you. Is there any chemistry?
Speaker 1: Were you trying to make it work? Were you just
Speaker 1: really upset?
Speaker 2: Her arms crossed all night the whole time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just fucking and I just was like, you know,
Speaker 1: and you're going about to leave next to her?
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then we go, we go home, and my
Speaker 2: dick is like half because I can't do it.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, that's wouldn't work.
Speaker 2: I didn't have any naxt time. Yeah, so she leaves
Speaker 2: my room and she goes and fucks my roommate. And
Speaker 2: that's got to be the worst date ever. Like, imagine,
Speaker 2: not two months of build up. I fly her out
Speaker 2: and she fucks my roommate and.
Speaker 1: She didn't even want to fuck you. But you thought
Speaker 1: you were not wanting to fuck her. And the joke's
Speaker 1: on you. You paid for a flight and your roommate
Speaker 1: got fucked. Yes, jokes on you.
Speaker 2: But that's a true story, right, Terry, Like that all happened?
Speaker 1: What happened the next morning? Was it awkward with your
Speaker 1: roommate or she came.
Speaker 2: Thanks bro pussy's pussy?
Speaker 1: You know, have you ever sucked one of his guests.
Speaker 2: No, see, I'm.
Speaker 1: Did you get fucked back?
Speaker 2: Or I'm so respectful? And that's what I don't like him.
Speaker 2: That's why I hate guys. Dudes are always, you know,
Speaker 2: every time I'm with the girl, your friends dming me
Speaker 2: or your friend is Fuck off everyone, Fuck off Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: I don't text anyone who hurt you.
Speaker 1: Ryan, Do you need a hug?
Speaker 2: His name is Should I say it? Say it darker? Dark?
Speaker 2: Hurt me?
Speaker 1: Dark? You're not dark. This is light thinks about me.
Speaker 1: Thank God you're here with Miss Texas. I'm here to
Speaker 1: you know, erase all those dark things and gets you
Speaker 1: out of that place. Thanks, You're welcome. You know. I
Speaker 1: will give you a bill at the end of this.
Speaker 1: Don't you work?
Speaker 2: What do you?
Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on OnlyFans? And you're a porn
Speaker 1: fan yourself. You like the porn hub searching there was
Speaker 1: all this free What is your thoughts on only fans
Speaker 1: and those types of platforms?
Speaker 2: Okay, the big debate that girls are having now girls
Speaker 2: are doing porn on only fans. Good for them, that's great,
Speaker 2: but some of them, half of them say I'm a
Speaker 2: porn star. Half of them say, I'm not a porn star.
Speaker 2: I do beg content on my only fans, but I'm
Speaker 2: not a porn star. Okay, First of all, you're a
Speaker 2: porn star. Okay. Bang dot com is selling a video
Speaker 2: of you, fucking. You're selling for yourself, fucking, you're doing porn.
Speaker 1: So you're done porn once, shirt porn forever.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay, but then the word star, right, look, you say,
Speaker 2: fuck off, you did one little point, but you're not
Speaker 2: a porn star. You're a sex worker. So people need
Speaker 2: to categorize that. But the big debate is girls are
Speaker 2: all No if I fucked for free on you know,
Speaker 2: browsers or pornhub or whatever, no one's gonna come pay
Speaker 2: for my videos. The dumbest thing in the world.
Speaker 1: Like, who's fucking for free?
Speaker 2: You know? I mean the videos are free on pornhub.
Speaker 2: It so example, Alexis Texas in their mentality would be broke. No,
Speaker 2: she's doing just fine on only fans.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But I think it's again perspective of people like
Speaker 1: who's I mean, everyone doesn't know what the porn world
Speaker 1: is like anyways, but it's a business, so it's how
Speaker 1: you run your business. And if you want to market
Speaker 1: and do things, then you do things proper channels. But
Speaker 1: some people think that they don't need to and so
Speaker 1: they do it themselves. But again it's it's a marketing thing.
Speaker 2: They don't get it. But I think all girls doing
Speaker 2: porn on their only evans should do mainstream. That's what
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: That's the right approach for you.
Speaker 2: You have more views than bad money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know the numbers.
Speaker 2: What is alexis? Do you have the most in the world.
Speaker 1: I don't believe so, I don't know. I'm not a
Speaker 1: numbers person. You're doing a lot of math.
Speaker 2: I think you might have the most in the world.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. Is it because of you?
Speaker 1: Did you push it over the top? How much on
Speaker 1: your idea? On your ivy?
Speaker 2: You know? Like The Office is like the most watched
Speaker 2: it on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Just I did one of those parodies, what'd you do?
Speaker 1: I was in the office. I don't know one of
Speaker 1: those character people?
Speaker 2: Who were you? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't watch that, but I know what I was
Speaker 1: in an office. I'm like, I don't know. And Michael Scott,
Speaker 1: I don't even know who I fucked. I don't know
Speaker 1: who he was.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's that's.
Speaker 1: That's I don't really know, if you know, I guys.
Speaker 1: Sometimes obviously a movie there's four scenes and things. I
Speaker 1: think maybe in filler, like I was an office worker
Speaker 1: and fle someone. I don't think I sucked him in character,
Speaker 1: that's right. I just had a you know, pencil skirt
Speaker 1: glasses called it a day.
Speaker 2: Fourth the July scenes of you done, I feel like
Speaker 2: those are all over the place.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know, I think that they lie
Speaker 1: to you. You know, I could say fourth of July
Speaker 1: is tomorrow and put it out, so, you know, I
Speaker 1: think it's perspective of that.
Speaker 2: It's because of the Texas maybe you.
Speaker 1: Know, the patriotic thing you know, you know, so you
Speaker 1: like to get play up the whole everything and.
Speaker 2: Why it's like the Cowboys are America's football team, you're
Speaker 2: America's porn star.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's what give me, like my spokesperson
Speaker 1: over her, look my little cheerleader. I like this. An
Speaker 1: where's the weirdest place you've had sex? Are you one
Speaker 1: of those exhibitionist type people? You like to do it
Speaker 1: in public? You have you been in the mile High Club?
Speaker 2: My high club. I can't find a girl to do
Speaker 2: it with me? I asked Bree recently.
Speaker 1: She said no, she said, not even a little finger
Speaker 1: bang in the seat.
Speaker 2: Not even a little finger bang in the seat.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe she'll go grow on her.
Speaker 2: But I did have sex. What's that feeder on Hollywood Boulevard?
Speaker 2: Or sent them a couple of board the Chinese theater.
Speaker 2: I had sex in the Chinese theater.
Speaker 1: Wow, you didn't get caught.
Speaker 2: No, there was like seven other people. It is with
Speaker 2: this uh what do you call it? She does that
Speaker 2: stuff from Miami Lovely Lady. And she was in town
Speaker 2: and we went to see a movie. How is that?
Speaker 1: Having sex with a contortionist?
Speaker 2: You know? It was not what I expected?
Speaker 1: What were you expecting? I expected to make some crazy moves,
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking. Like something's gonna be like tire,
Speaker 1: like a pretzel. Did you ask?
Speaker 2: I did? And she said, oh, you know, I do
Speaker 2: three hours of stretching before I work.
Speaker 1: You just said, hey, you start stretching now and I'll
Speaker 1: pick you up at the movie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: You gotta be like transparent. I feel like sometimes you
Speaker 1: feel it maybe too nice of a guy, that you
Speaker 1: don't know what you can get away with, because sometimes
Speaker 1: you just overly say things, but you in the things
Speaker 1: that you need. Then you say, hey, look looking for
Speaker 1: that three hour stretch that's going on, I'm with you.
Speaker 2: She starts giving me a blowjob in the Chinese theater.
Speaker 2: There's like seven other people, but all in front of us.
Speaker 2: She just came on top and we did a cowgirl.
Speaker 1: You said, is that your favorite position?
Speaker 2: Because of you? My lady? Reverse cowgirl?
Speaker 1: I hate reverse, but you know every girl does right
Speaker 1: because you know it's a leg workout. You know, I
Speaker 1: got one or two. I'm a real like a thorough
Speaker 1: bread and you know when I used to do my scenes.
Speaker 1: So therefore I like to work. I like to put
Speaker 1: in the work, and you know you need to have
Speaker 1: your like reverse and cowgirl at the same time. It's
Speaker 1: probably not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: When you have off camera sex now with the normal guy.
Speaker 2: Do they all want the Alexis Texas show? They must?
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like Alexis Texas is a persona,
Speaker 1: but I also feel like I'm still me fucking if
Speaker 1: that makes sense for you. So I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: always Alexis Texas and I fuck like I'm not a
Speaker 1: lazy fucker. Okay, I don't think. I'm like, it's not
Speaker 1: my ammo.
Speaker 2: Do you still love sex?
Speaker 1: Of course? Who doesn't love sex? We I mean he
Speaker 1: will tonight or tomorrow at eleven am. He's gonna find
Speaker 1: his way to that. I like it all right. We're
Speaker 1: gonna get into truth with Texas. I feel like you're
Speaker 1: ready for these spicy questions because you're just a spicy man.
Speaker 1: You've been doing all this pillow talk already, so I love.
Speaker 2: Isn't she great? She's great?
Speaker 1: All right? Truth at Texas there's romantic, kinky, spicy, and naughty,
Speaker 1: and I know you're probably all of these things. But
Speaker 1: we're gonna find what you really deep down secrets are.
Speaker 2: She's such a good host.
Speaker 1: Naughty, high handcuffs are blindfold?
Speaker 2: Blindfold because I'm insecure?
Speaker 1: Are you wearing the blindfold? Where are they?
Speaker 2: Baby girl?
Speaker 1: Is okay? Baby girl? Have you blindfolded? Breathe?
Speaker 2: We were so close to like last week, but we didn't.
Speaker 2: But she wears an eyepatch, okay, And I was gonna
Speaker 2: can reach it, like right there, we almost did.
Speaker 1: There's still time. Yeah, choked or spinked you know what?
Speaker 2: I like to choke the girl them?
Speaker 1: Have you ever made somebody pass out. I've definitely come
Speaker 1: close allegedly.
Speaker 2: I was just fuck, you don't make up sex, right,
Speaker 2: And I was just like so mad at what they did,
Speaker 2: like an hour.
Speaker 1: Before they do. It was so bad I don't remember,
Speaker 1: actually so bad that you're straight. So that's what gets
Speaker 1: your dick card.
Speaker 2: I know that sounds like I'm a sexual.
Speaker 1: People like what they like. I feel like it's I
Speaker 1: feel like for me with the fetish stuff is like,
Speaker 1: I'm not per se someone who's like someone choke me
Speaker 1: like that, But I do like someone who knows what
Speaker 1: they're doing. And if I could be in that setting,
Speaker 1: like I'm not trying to be blacking out, absolutely not,
Speaker 1: but if you know, if you're choked or whatever, you're
Speaker 1: not gonna leave your handprints. But there's ways to choke
Speaker 1: people that it actually is sensual and it brings out
Speaker 1: things in you that you know you keep. I don't
Speaker 1: understand what's in it for girls, but hey, well, because
Speaker 1: you're trying to choke the shit out of her because
Speaker 1: you're not doing it for you're not doing it for
Speaker 1: a sexual. Then you're doing because you want to have
Speaker 1: control of her pussy and you want to own it,
Speaker 1: and you want to be like, bitch your mind.
Speaker 2: That's what I like you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're like I could read you. I could get it, Ryan,
Speaker 1: I understand what.
Speaker 2: You can do.
Speaker 1: You like dirty talk? Yeah, what's your example of dirty talk?
Speaker 1: If you were talking dirty, if you were talking dirty
Speaker 1: to mis Texas, what would you be telling me in
Speaker 1: one of those three thousand times that you've seen one
Speaker 1: of my.
Speaker 2: Movies, I would I go full honesty, right, so I
Speaker 2: would be like, this is exactly when I fucking jerk off.
Speaker 2: Now I'm sticking to a cog. I've been thinking about
Speaker 2: this for fucking years. Oh give me that perfect as
Speaker 2: you know. I to speak the truth. I compliment visual, Okay,
Speaker 2: I compliment a lot. So it's not I'm gonna do
Speaker 2: this to you. I'm a bad boy, call me daddy.
Speaker 2: It's it's yours, A fucking perfect I'm obsessed with. I
Speaker 2: love your fucking asshole.
Speaker 1: You want to be suffocated?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I compliment like, Oh you're so fucking sirty. I
Speaker 2: love your tight buzzy.
Speaker 1: You know, ship like that stuff like that commentary?
Speaker 2: Is that good?
Speaker 1: I like it?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Why please? I didn't know this was a real thing
Speaker 1: for men. And then I was having a conversation with
Speaker 1: my my guy friends and they were like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was like what, They're like the best You're thinking back, like,
Speaker 1: who's done it to you? I'm like, I don't think
Speaker 1: anybody could do that, And why do you do that?
Speaker 2: Well, girls are get so offended if you don't come.
Speaker 1: And it's like, well, if you're having a one night stand,
Speaker 1: I could understand.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I just can't bust. You know what, when I
Speaker 2: have a lot on my mind, got a busy day tomorrow, whatever,
Speaker 2: you know, So that's your mind just goes elsewhere. Then
Speaker 2: you're not thinking about busting.
Speaker 1: So then why are you fucking.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 1: You just go jerk off.
Speaker 2: That's a good point. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: What's your biggest turn off?
Speaker 2: Good question? Good question? Okay, and it happens every day. Now, Oh,
Speaker 2: don't brag about which rapper or athlete d M do you? Oh?
Speaker 2: Every girl? That's all girls talk about. Oh I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 2: Look who DM me again? Tiger? Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up? Who cares? Who cares? He dms everybody?
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 1: Do you tell him? That. Yeah, did he d M
Speaker 1: your girlfriend?
Speaker 2: You know damn Zarionques watching my story? Oh yeah, that annoyed.
Speaker 1: You have to bring it up to.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up?
Speaker 1: Do you tell him that? Yes, if you told me
Speaker 1: that I'd smacked the show the.
Speaker 2: Same names to you. You brag whoever you want.
Speaker 1: I'm not a bragger, nor do I answer dms.
Speaker 2: But you know I know I've DM you fourteen times.
Speaker 1: Don't where I'll follow you back. We'll put you to
Speaker 1: the top of the list because you're going to be
Speaker 1: putting my face on your hand. So it's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I'm down. Let's do it.
Speaker 1: So talk about the faked orgasm. Okay, so yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: but is it just because you were your mind is
Speaker 1: too busy? Like what are you like? Is there like
Speaker 1: a lead up? Do you like have a certain thing?
Speaker 1: What's your fake? Do you what do you moan? Do
Speaker 1: you do a face? How do we know that you
Speaker 1: came I'm a loud comer. Okay, so let's hear it,
Speaker 1: and you fake came out?
Speaker 2: I say, oh fuck multiple times.
Speaker 1: Talk to Miss Texas.
Speaker 2: Okay, Miss Texas, I give you a little heads up.
Speaker 1: I love how you have to do the motion you're like,
Speaker 1: you get in the mood.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I give you a little heads up it's
Speaker 2: coming baby.
Speaker 1: You know you're giving me a come countdown?
Speaker 2: Yeah, got it, I'm gonna come in here type. And
Speaker 2: then I asked, do you want me to come?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Come, yeah, come right okay, and that gets me fucking
Speaker 2: fired up. Oh and then as I screamed the girl
Speaker 2: usually kind of I lost my voice, but you know,
Speaker 2: do you want me to come for?
Speaker 1: Okay? So you put on the full show? Basically is okay,
Speaker 1: I make it.
Speaker 2: I make it a big deal, and then it's good.
Speaker 2: It's fun to do that. I used to as it.
Speaker 1: Was fun to do that. That's misleading, is why I
Speaker 1: feel like, like, why can't.
Speaker 2: You just be oh no, no, sorry, that's how it
Speaker 2: actually come.
Speaker 1: Oh, I was asking for your fake the fake orgasm.
Speaker 2: Okay. The fake is usually you can only behind and
Speaker 2: guys that say they spit, that's bullshit. No one actually
Speaker 2: has like the timing to fucking or the still surgeon
Speaker 2: hands to pull off a procedure like.
Speaker 1: That seal surgeon.
Speaker 2: You know no one's doing that, but you know, you
Speaker 2: just kind of pretend you pulled away. I've only done
Speaker 2: that maybe three times in my life.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, oral sex, slapy or clean and what do
Speaker 1: you prefer?
Speaker 2: Okay, because of podcasts like yours or call her daddy whatever.
Speaker 2: Girls now we're talking about Look, look nine thousand do this.
Speaker 2: Oh I fucking spit on it. It's all about this,
Speaker 2: and girls are steering away. Though it's fun to mix
Speaker 2: in cool shit, they're steering away from the basics. Now
Speaker 2: every girl wants to be a porn star and suck
Speaker 2: dick like a porn star. I give the best blow job.
Speaker 2: You listen to these podcasts, So every girl's doing this
Speaker 2: whole fucking.
Speaker 1: Like are you getting beat up?
Speaker 2: But that's it. That's what girls are doing now, every
Speaker 2: port dude, don't sleep on the good old classic. We
Speaker 2: like that. It's fun to do the you know, mix
Speaker 2: it up, but don't only do that so clean eighty
Speaker 2: percent and then throw in your little tricks. And you know,
Speaker 2: Tony Hawk doesn't go mick twist nine hundred, you know, backflip,
Speaker 2: he does up down well, cool trick. That's how blowjob
Speaker 2: should be.
Speaker 1: Thanks for explaining that to me. It was really it
Speaker 1: was really Uh you hear what I'm saying? No, I
Speaker 1: get it. I feel like for me, I think that
Speaker 1: people the same way and the reference of like people
Speaker 1: who don't have a booty when you try to towork,
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't do it. You stick with what you're good at.
Speaker 1: You stick what you find, what your niches. If it's
Speaker 1: deep throating and doing whatever the deep throat away. But
Speaker 1: I feel like there's techniques. I think people focus on
Speaker 1: the wrong things where it's like what works for you, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: selections texas, what works for you? Yeah, let's see do
Speaker 1: you role play?
Speaker 2: Oh? I've never seen an extra inch come out like
Speaker 2: that in my life. This summer I was dating a witch,
Speaker 2: remember the witch Terry. Okay, see, I should say, nice lady.
Speaker 2: And she told she pretended that she had a ninety
Speaker 2: five average, but she wanted to get into Harvard. Never
Speaker 2: done this, by the way, I've only done in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she said, wait here, be the professor, just go with it. Okay,
Speaker 2: this summer, I've only done it one time in my life.
Speaker 2: So she says, I'm a ninety five, but I need
Speaker 2: a ninety eight to get into Harvard. And you're the
Speaker 2: teacher who gave me the ninety two on my science exam.
Speaker 2: If you can move that up to a ninety four,
Speaker 2: that'll bring my average up to ninety eight. You'll get
Speaker 2: me into Harvard. I'm a good girl, I'm a Virgin.
Speaker 2: I just want to go to Harvard so bad to
Speaker 2: not disappoint my praacher. Please, yeah, change my grade. Holy shit.
Speaker 2: So she crawls and and I'm going, absolutely not, that
Speaker 2: is not you know. I fucking went into character and
Speaker 2: I just did it. I was like, get the shit
Speaker 2: out of here. That's disgusting that the principal finds out
Speaker 2: I could lose my job for Christ's sake, And she goes,
Speaker 2: is there anything I can do? I've never done this before,
Speaker 2: but stop it, stop it. If you wanted to go
Speaker 2: to Harvard, worked hard on your grades, just not you know,
Speaker 2: and fucking Christ, my dick grew like another half dick,
Speaker 2: you're true calling Oh my god. I was like, I
Speaker 2: just kept yelling at her, and then while she started
Speaker 2: giving me head the ship, I was saying, it's fucked.
Speaker 1: Disturbing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, one time, I've done it once in my life,
Speaker 2: and oh my god, I loved it.
Speaker 1: You loved it, And now that's why you didn't want
Speaker 1: to be a porn director. Now you want to just
Speaker 1: recreate it and saw those things out of your dirty
Speaker 1: head over there and like let them all happen.
Speaker 2: You got it, You got it.
Speaker 1: So you said you had six porn girls that you
Speaker 1: took down. But have you ever paid four sex?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, yeah, but twenty three times?
Speaker 1: Twenty three times?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nice? What was the lowest denominator that you paid for?
Speaker 2: I actually really like Robin.
Speaker 1: Tugs, but I don't know how much do you pay
Speaker 1: for it?
Speaker 2: Roubin Tug is usually like eighty bucks for the for
Speaker 2: the massage, and then like a bonus you try to
Speaker 2: bargain them down.
Speaker 1: I do, yeah, like a two for one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tom, aren't do you think Robin Tug's are cheating?
Speaker 2: I really that's a good debate we have.
Speaker 1: That is a good question.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel it depends on what kind of relationship that
Speaker 1: you were in. If you're in an open relationship where
Speaker 1: you're open but not open, where you're sharing partners but
Speaker 1: open with what you like sexually and saying, hey, this
Speaker 1: is is what it is that you want to do
Speaker 1: and your partner doesn't have a problem with it. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's cheating when you're hiding something and being
Speaker 1: sneaky about something. You can't be honest. That's cheating. It's
Speaker 1: a form. I don't think cheating is physical all the time.
Speaker 1: I think it's mentally emotional as well. So therefore I
Speaker 1: feel like you can't be honest. Yes, I think it's cheating.
Speaker 2: That's a good point.
Speaker 1: But for me, I you know, I was in a
Speaker 1: relationship with you know, in someone in the industry, and
Speaker 1: we were honest with what kind of scenes we liked,
Speaker 1: like in the communication there. So it's like we had
Speaker 1: boundaries of what that is. But if you go outside that,
Speaker 1: then that's the fucked up part.
Speaker 2: You know. The word like texting good morning with a
Speaker 2: heart to someone else is much worse than getting wanked.
Speaker 1: Well, because there's an emotional attachment where most people can
Speaker 1: just think of sex as just sex, and people don't
Speaker 1: do sex for or what it's supposed to do when
Speaker 1: they do it for recreational purposes or used side with
Speaker 1: the situations you.
Speaker 2: Want to go fuck. Johnny says this weekend, have fun,
Speaker 2: so you'd be okay with that. But if she replies
Speaker 2: hard eyes to some fucking like abercommie model, But would.
Speaker 1: You be in the situation where you want to know
Speaker 1: that she's gonna go fuck him or if she just
Speaker 1: did it. As long as you don't know, because I
Speaker 1: feel like you wouldn't really be okay with that. You'd
Speaker 1: be questioning your own I'm like, you question your own dick,
Speaker 1: and you want her to have a blindfold. We didn't
Speaker 1: even porn stars over here. I think you're just doing
Speaker 1: yourself an injustice. We want her to stay around, right.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to be on my side so when
Speaker 1: my face is on your hand, she won't be upset
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: Then what was this question? By the way, we really
Speaker 2: steered away.
Speaker 1: I believe do you role play? Oh? We all play.
Speaker 1: It didn't steer away because then it went to your
Speaker 1: directing of a porn debut?
Speaker 2: Right right, right, right works?
Speaker 1: And it all ties the private talk. We do what
Speaker 1: we want because this is my show given or received
Speaker 1: golden showers? Are you into that kind of play?
Speaker 2: What is with that? No?
Speaker 1: I've have you ever been pissed on?
Speaker 2: No? And I think that's so weird. Okay, you have
Speaker 2: trauma from your childhood. If you're peen or getting peed.
Speaker 1: On, why what is wrong with you? I've peet on
Speaker 1: lots of people. I had a pea fetish for a
Speaker 1: long time, and nothing's wrong with me.
Speaker 2: How does that even you're having sex or you're kissing.
Speaker 1: It's not about the sex part, it's not has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with fucking part. I would pee on them
Speaker 1: after I fucked them.
Speaker 2: Can you explain?
Speaker 1: Because it was a dominant so okay.
Speaker 2: So he's a little cuck bitch boy.
Speaker 1: No, nothing, I fucked and got off whatever, But I
Speaker 1: wanted to feel. It made me feel empowered, and I
Speaker 1: just felt very like I'm an alpha already, so for
Speaker 1: me being sexual, I like to be I'm a sub.
Speaker 1: So it was me like maybe taking my power back.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Where do you pe the one's No, I'm not into that.
Speaker 1: I just like to pee, like I have peete on
Speaker 1: someone's head before. But that wasn't someone that I actually liked.
Speaker 1: That was just because they wanted me to do it.
Speaker 1: And I said, fine, okay, what is wrong with that guy?
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe he likes the warmness of my
Speaker 1: pee or maybe just because it was my pe who knows?
Speaker 2: Weird?
Speaker 1: So you're not drinking any what is.
Speaker 2: Wrong with people? And then I'm sure because you're the
Speaker 2: booty queen. People have asked you for poops to ship, right, No,
Speaker 2: I mean I mean like not only fans.
Speaker 1: I mean I don't for me. I also feel like
Speaker 1: I'm not that type of hardcore performer, So I don't
Speaker 1: think I get asked crazy things.
Speaker 2: But you've got the ass the ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I feel like people of the intimidation. I
Speaker 1: don't think really people are gonna like ask me that
Speaker 1: I haven't had that happen to me. Are you in
Speaker 1: somet no need?
Speaker 2: No? I like to just have my missionary sex, the
Speaker 2: missionary go to bed. You know, people are shitting and pitted.
Speaker 2: That wasn't ever part of the plan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like that's again more psychologically, that's a psychological.
Speaker 2: Dominating you fucking lunatics.
Speaker 1: All right, kinky questions, bondage yes or no?
Speaker 2: Never tried it? I'm I'm in do it?
Speaker 1: Okay with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be fun. I'd like to tie up breath
Speaker 2: into a little fucking turkey, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, what would you do with her?
Speaker 2: You know? I I do see when we go to
Speaker 2: like the sex conventions, people have feathers and they tickle them.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 2: That's fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, easy, get into it.
Speaker 2: Then you can fuck them and they can't do anything.
Speaker 2: That's kind of cool. All right, you can't do shit.
Speaker 2: Beg for me to stop. That's hot.
Speaker 1: Quickest orgasm.
Speaker 2: The second time me and Brie had sex, okay, two seconds, yeah,
Speaker 2: four pumps like it was so embarrassed, like.
Speaker 1: Four pump jump.
Speaker 2: I sat on the edge of the bed and she
Speaker 2: wropped my back. I was just naked, shivering.
Speaker 1: Did she feel bad for she came back?
Speaker 2: I'm like, did you? You know, like the wolf all
Speaker 2: she's seen. It was just like that, Just like did you?
Speaker 2: And she's like, it's okay, we'll do it again sometimes.
Speaker 2: Then the third time we had sex, now I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Shitless because you don't want to fail again.
Speaker 2: Don't come fast. So guess what happens when you say
Speaker 2: don't come fast? You come fast. So then we went
Speaker 2: through a little bit where she's like, I'm dating a
Speaker 2: quick comer. I'm like, baby, this isn't me. You're in
Speaker 2: my head now that we're talking about again, I'm like,
Speaker 2: come fucking fast again.
Speaker 1: Nervous, that's tragic. I don't want that on you. You
Speaker 1: must have had some quickies, yeah, maybe earlier on, maybe
Speaker 1: like before, but I'm very picky who I have sex
Speaker 1: with in my personal life, so therefore they need to
Speaker 1: come with a game. And I don't think anybody has
Speaker 1: come with like horrible. I've had horrible sex and I
Speaker 1: just didn't repeat it. I actually I tried to repeat it
Speaker 1: fend and make it correct, but it still is horrible.
Speaker 2: Don't bet because you're so intimidated that guys can't get hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm intimating to everyone. I'm pertinating to you,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel like some people know.
Speaker 2: You're intimidated everybody to.
Speaker 1: Everybody, that's just it everybody. I mean, I am single,
Speaker 1: So maybe you're right. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Everyone, but I bet you guys often will not get
Speaker 2: hard for you, not because you're not obviously, I've.
Speaker 1: No not happening. What would you say is your favorite
Speaker 1: or your most skilled sex skill? Sex skill you're most
Speaker 1: proud of.
Speaker 2: I'm so good at fingering?
Speaker 1: What makes you good at fingering?
Speaker 2: My thing?
Speaker 1: And who's still this is still a thing people do?
Speaker 2: This fingering is back.
Speaker 1: Okay, they're gonna come back. I'm bringing it back, Okay.
Speaker 1: I like that. I mean fingers were great.
Speaker 2: Yeah, girls like fingering more than good thing.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. I need both.
Speaker 2: And you've been away for six years. Let me tell
Speaker 2: you what's been going down.
Speaker 1: Talk to me right, what's the game plan? Because apparently
Speaker 1: I'm having a comeback that someone lied to you about.
Speaker 1: But you know it's okay, and we can't wait. I
Speaker 1: feel like you just want to let me put that
Speaker 1: in my head and be like, hey, just in.
Speaker 2: Case you ever seen the inception, yeah you know I have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there you go, so fingering. I used to do DJ
Speaker 2: diddles on the clip, okay, uh, and then you'd swoop
Speaker 2: in a little bit, and I used to think to
Speaker 2: just go like that. I was doing it wrong my
Speaker 2: whole life. Then I'd go down like Charlie Brown and
Speaker 2: mix it up. What girls love is the camere? Right,
Speaker 2: and you just, dude, I don't even touch the clip anymore.
Speaker 2: And I tell girls, I'm going to make you scort
Speaker 2: for your first time. That's my move.
Speaker 1: So are you a squore? Are you making girls squirt?
Speaker 2: I mean girls squirre because you know you go up
Speaker 2: top right.
Speaker 1: I can make girls squirt.
Speaker 2: I know that that's the technique. And then you go
Speaker 2: faster and you pull harder and just is about to come.
Speaker 2: You really push on that whatever that thing is pull
Speaker 2: and you pull it and then oh my god, Ryan
Speaker 2: made me square. That makes the group chat the next day,
Speaker 2: I'm cool.
Speaker 1: So do these people gets your Are you saying that
Speaker 1: you're to your group chat? You're squirting? Who are the
Speaker 1: girls involved in the group chat? And they're all comparing
Speaker 1: because it's his ranking system.
Speaker 2: Out of percent. I was sex with Ryan. You know what.
Speaker 2: He made me squirt from my first time. That's sick.
Speaker 1: That makes it hard.
Speaker 2: Great time create a headline.
Speaker 1: You know, have you ever been too kinky for a partner?
Speaker 2: I'm too kinky? Yeah, no, I'm pretty vanilla. I've had
Speaker 2: girls though that you know. Okay, open that drawer? What
Speaker 2: time this s girl goes? Yeah, go open that drawer.
Speaker 2: I'm like, jeuz, fucking what are you doing? It's like
Speaker 2: a toy box of a spoiled Disney kid like fun? Yeah,
Speaker 2: but how many guys are coming here? Like where's this bit?
Speaker 2: That's weird?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: First time I.
Speaker 1: Come with your sex?
Speaker 2: First time?
Speaker 1: I like to used to do my flash light and
Speaker 1: I would send it home with them.
Speaker 2: You flash light on a guy Yeah, how does that work?
Speaker 1: Because it's great and I'm like straddling them. It's like
Speaker 1: you're fucking two of my pussies.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh an Alexis Texas flash light. Yes, that's cool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: another bag on my way out. By the way, you.
Speaker 1: Don't only when you fuck me. I'm sorry, that's not happening.
Speaker 1: You have a girlfriend? I remember, and you know I'm single.
Speaker 2: What I have had it?
Speaker 1: No, I'm sorry. Stay friends, Let's stay friends. I like that.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I'll give you a hug like I didn't even have
Speaker 1: any friends. Do you have any friends?
Speaker 2: I have friends.
Speaker 1: That's okay.
Speaker 2: I'm not your type with my type?
Speaker 1: What's wrong with That's for your show? You get asked
Speaker 1: me what's your favorite time of day to have sex?
Speaker 2: Wow? You have the best questions ever.
Speaker 1: Thank you. I appreciate you coming from another podcaster.
Speaker 2: You're so much better than me. You are great.
Speaker 1: I'm sure you're great.
Speaker 2: Okay. I love after dinner or before dinner, not afternoon delight.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, like, let's take a nap, baby, let's
Speaker 2: take it out. Let's let's fuck wa wake up, let's
Speaker 2: fuck with wake up, and then let's just let's just
Speaker 2: fuck right, now that I like that. You know that
Speaker 2: after a date, sex before bed is kind of just
Speaker 2: like too much pressure.
Speaker 1: You know, you get all you have a performance anxiety
Speaker 1: maybe a little bit. Just go with the flow, don't
Speaker 1: overthink it.
Speaker 2: When's your time? Favorite time?
Speaker 1: Nighttime? Right before bed?
Speaker 2: So we work?
Speaker 1: No, see all right, romantic questions. You seem like you're
Speaker 1: a romantic what's the most romantic thing you've done for
Speaker 1: a partner?
Speaker 2: First date with my ex girlfriend Aria, she lost her
Speaker 2: bracelet better now dead grandmother gave her she was dead,
Speaker 2: but gave it to her while she was like, of course,
Speaker 2: because that people can't get gifts. She lost her bracelet.
Speaker 2: I found it is that a club I was working at,
Speaker 2: and I asked her on a date and I said,
Speaker 2: I'll pick you up at this time. How about this? Okay? Oh?
Speaker 2: I told her I have your bracelet. She goes, can
Speaker 2: I get it back? I said, you have to go
Speaker 2: on a date with me to get it back. Pick
Speaker 2: her up in a limo. And then it was a
Speaker 2: scavenger hunt with a limo, going to all these different
Speaker 2: bars where I knew like the people that worked there
Speaker 2: that would say, like you have to do this shot.
Speaker 2: Then here's your next clue. Then she had to guess
Speaker 2: which bar we'd go to next, next, next, next, next, next,
Speaker 2: Then we and then we go back at a limo.
Speaker 2: Then at the end we go to a bar where
Speaker 2: it was all my friends working, and they all clapped
Speaker 2: and they opened the treasure box with the bracelet. That's cute,
Speaker 2: legendary first date.
Speaker 1: I like that. What happened? We had sex, but she's
Speaker 1: a next Now.
Speaker 2: Oh, we went to Miami and she done me on
Speaker 2: the beach. On the beach ten day trips, second day
Speaker 2: of the trip.
Speaker 1: You know you have bad luck with trips people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's wrong with them?
Speaker 1: Dinner date or movie date?
Speaker 2: Movies are stupid dates because you mean at the movies,
Speaker 2: are at home, whichever you prefer. You know, going to
Speaker 2: the movies first date, you have eight minutes to deliver
Speaker 2: your best you know material, shoot your shot. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then what okay? Did I make her laugh? While were
Speaker 2: ordering fucking popcorn and discussing diet or non diet PEPSI?
Speaker 2: You know, sure, we want some nibs? Great? What else?
Speaker 2: That's all we talked about. Now you're in the movie,
Speaker 2: You're like, that's sexual assault. Do I touch your leg
Speaker 2: that's sexual assault. Not enough time, dinner dinner, dinner's great
Speaker 2: and you you you know you do. You get them
Speaker 2: drunk at dinner and you get hammered with them at dinner.
Speaker 2: You make it like, listen, let's have fun. Drunk dates
Speaker 2: are the best dates, okay, because you open up, you
Speaker 2: don't you stop sucking the whole like, well, I wanted
Speaker 2: to go to law school, but then my fond fuck
Speaker 2: all that right away. You go two shots tequila, two
Speaker 2: estress of our he needs in a bottle of wine. Cheers.
Speaker 2: That's have fun. That's how you have a date.
Speaker 1: Rehabbing five years.
Speaker 2: Then you get hared, but then you don't have sex.
Speaker 2: You get hammered with them, and then you say, let's
Speaker 2: uber home. You kissed them in the back of the
Speaker 2: hober You'll get.
Speaker 1: The door for them and getting her an uber ax
Speaker 1: or a pool or like a black car.
Speaker 2: I go black with girls always.
Speaker 1: Good job, gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just for my insecurities.
Speaker 1: Have you ever taken a call during sex?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What was his phone call that was so important? Have
Speaker 1: you No? I have had an a send to me
Speaker 1: before I was very upset. Yeah, right, yes, rude, it's
Speaker 1: something that you cannot wait, you ruin the mood.
Speaker 2: I was auditioning for a Netflix show called a what's
Speaker 2: it called Sleepless Nights Sunset Nights. They're shooting it now.
Speaker 2: I didn't get it because I'm Canadian. But Netflix is calling, okay,
Speaker 2: so yeah, the fuck off me?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 2: It wasn't, but you know, it said Netflix.
Speaker 1: And I was like important, important.
Speaker 2: I launched your across the fucking room. Hello, because you're Canadian.
Speaker 2: You couldn't get your visit. You already had four months
Speaker 2: and you only get six months out of the year.
Speaker 2: We can't do it, but we'll keep you in mind.
Speaker 2: Dick just went in my body.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, did you just keep sucking her?
Speaker 1: Were you fucked?
Speaker 2: After that?
Speaker 1: Because of that?
Speaker 2: What's wrong? Baby? I'm like, I'm stuck here in Canada.
Speaker 2: I can't Baby.
Speaker 1: Sounds tragic. I'm sorry that happened. Have you ever sit
Speaker 1: into somebody's DMS. I tried multiple times, but it actually worked,
Speaker 1: something that actually worked.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you my trick.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it.
Speaker 2: I try not do that much because people say that,
Speaker 2: you know, oh that guy, yeah, he look he's dm me.
Speaker 2: I don't want it.
Speaker 1: Why you were so mad about the rapper? And yeah,
Speaker 1: whoever else they're fucking.
Speaker 2: I don't know why they're dmming so many people, by
Speaker 2: the way, like Diplo's got a.
Speaker 1: Relax I love how you casually name drop it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't. I don't DM girls a lot
Speaker 2: because they do that like, oh I'm dying tonight. Oh look,
Speaker 2: he fucking always hits me up. It's embarrassing. And girls
Speaker 2: showed their boyfriend's that. Then the people guys don't like you.
Speaker 2: I try not to.
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a boyfriend come up to me
Speaker 1: like why are you my girl?
Speaker 2: No, because I'm honestly phone, I'm good for that. I'm
Speaker 2: good for that. But when I do shoot my shot,
Speaker 2: I do this every time, same move. Can you do
Speaker 2: me a favor? Now? You want to know what the
Speaker 2: fuck is this guy asking? Okay, like we're talking girls
Speaker 2: that were batting out, like punching up.
Speaker 1: How many favors did you ask me? And my dms?
Speaker 2: Good luck? I had a conversation with myself. Did you
Speaker 2: how's the weather today?
Speaker 1: I can't wait to look at.
Speaker 2: I gotta go, Terry. Can you go do what some
Speaker 2: unsensed for me? Can you do me a favor. You say,
Speaker 2: what you know? Sure, I DM a picture of you
Speaker 2: to yourself and I say, can you introduce me to her?
Speaker 2: It's good?
Speaker 1: Look at you? Good, goodt you. That's cute, it's cute.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Does it actually work?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Girls end up the usually like they go through Joe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're let me have my number.
Speaker 2: They talk in third person. They say, oh, she's a
Speaker 2: little busy right now, but let me check with her.
Speaker 2: And then I say, okay, we'll have her. EMO.
Speaker 1: Are you doing this on only fans subscriptions? Where is
Speaker 1: this from them?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Cause I know a lot of girls that talk like this.
Speaker 2: I can't believe how many guys are still talking. No
Speaker 2: one runs her own account, but hey, go get.
Speaker 1: Them, Tiger, go get them. I feel like people don't
Speaker 1: really care sometimes.
Speaker 2: You know, that's fucked up if you think about it, though,
Speaker 2: it is, but I.
Speaker 1: Mean, it's what's the same reason why when they put
Speaker 1: fake pictures and saying that you're doing all these services
Speaker 1: that aren't true, and then they just you know, it's
Speaker 1: a network, it's a business, and it's shitty weird. That's
Speaker 1: why you trade me.
Speaker 2: But you were spending money to talk to Terry on
Speaker 2: behalf of it? That's weird.
Speaker 1: Hey, what you want spicy questions? What's something that you
Speaker 1: would not do sexually? Totally off limits? Never going to
Speaker 1: try it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to get pegged.
Speaker 1: No pegging for you? You like it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: But nothing mane trading?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like maybe a little finger?
Speaker 1: Have you ever had a toy up my ass?
Speaker 2: Yes? No, See that's what I meant. That's kind of crazy,
Speaker 2: you know. And I'm not against any like, gay people
Speaker 2: are cool. I love gay people, but that's fucking gay.
Speaker 1: Okay. Has anybody ever thrown up on you during sex?
Speaker 2: No? But recently, let me show you something A girl
Speaker 2: a girl.
Speaker 1: On Oh sorry are watching?
Speaker 2: That was us? Yeah. I didn't post our story yet.
Speaker 2: I'm scared that it's going to delete because it's important
Speaker 2: to me. But I brought a girl on a date recently.
Speaker 2: Let me show you this true story. Hey, Terry at Mademoiselle,
Speaker 2: shout out to Peter Gurgers and look at this. A
Speaker 2: girl fucking threw up on me.
Speaker 1: Were you trying to hit on her and you just
Speaker 1: didn't like what you said?
Speaker 2: I was promoting a night in Toronto, an event, and
Speaker 2: it was like her pre drink restaurant and I invited
Speaker 2: her and then she gets there and she just pukes
Speaker 2: all over me. Never met her before. What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Did you have to go home?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did.
Speaker 1: I was like after that, the party's over. I'm like
Speaker 1: I cannot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh fuck, have you been puked on?
Speaker 1: I feel like usually girls would be the wines throwing
Speaker 1: at Was.
Speaker 2: That more of like a deep throat question? Uh?
Speaker 1: I mean kind of okay. I'm like, y, have you
Speaker 1: ever fallen asleep during sex or any sexual act?
Speaker 2: That's crazy? Okay. I I had sex with a girl
Speaker 2: once in high school that fell asleep and I immediately
Speaker 2: pulled out and I went, oh my god, that was
Speaker 2: consensual at the beginning. And I swear only did one
Speaker 2: pump when.
Speaker 1: I noticed, but we already know that you can fore pump.
Speaker 2: And then I said, this is fucking. I'm like to
Speaker 2: turn myself into the police. I did one pump while
Speaker 2: you were asleep. That's fucked. But we started together, Oh
Speaker 2: my god, and she's like it's fine, I'm sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: so drunk that we we stayed friends and hung out
Speaker 2: and had sex multiple other We joked about it still today.
Speaker 2: I was like, wow, that is kind of like the
Speaker 2: closest I'll ever get to like you know that, Oh.
Speaker 1: You shocked herself. Last question, what's the most embarrassing thing
Speaker 1: that's happened to you sexually? Wow? That's a good one,
Speaker 1: laying them all out. Yeah, so you get to know
Speaker 1: each other private talk.
Speaker 2: You know you're the best. What a host embarrassing sexually? Okay?
Speaker 2: I was having a threesome with this girl I really like,
Speaker 2: Okay and my friend Matt. She said, it's my birthday
Speaker 2: and it's my fantasy to have sex with two guys
Speaker 2: at once. This girl, I really liked her, and I said, okay,
Speaker 2: all right, babe, Like I really wanted to like date
Speaker 2: her and like marry her, like really really liked her.
Speaker 2: And we were having sex for like a month or
Speaker 2: two at this point. We weren't boyfriend girlfriend yet, but
Speaker 2: we were getting there, and I said, let's do this once,
Speaker 2: but then I get it with one of you and
Speaker 2: your friends, and then we'll go exclusive and we'll become
Speaker 2: boyfriend girlfriend. So right before so we had a planned Okay,
Speaker 2: we'll do it me Matt, and then we'll do your
Speaker 2: friend Janelle and me. Cool. So first we're going to
Speaker 2: do the two buddies, and that's cool. I guess my
Speaker 2: buddy Matt. So you know, I started having sex with
Speaker 2: her again. I really like this girl. And you know
Speaker 2: she's h h she's giving Matt bojob and Matt comes
Speaker 2: in and she's supposed to give me head. She couldn't
Speaker 2: even put my penis in her mouth. She was too
Speaker 2: busy going, oh my fuck, holy fucking ship, Like, I
Speaker 2: can't date this girl. Shows over, We're done.
Speaker 1: Where's your dick?
Speaker 2: Limb? Yeah, it's over.
Speaker 1: This is why you have performance anxiety, Matt. I hope
Speaker 1: you're not friends with Matt anymore.
Speaker 2: He's a good guy. He sold my house.
Speaker 1: Have Yeah, did you have any more three songs with
Speaker 1: Matt when after that happened?
Speaker 2: Fuck that. I'm done with two dude, three songs? By
Speaker 2: the way, what is wrong with me? I did way
Speaker 2: too many of those growing up. We thought it was fun.
Speaker 1: This happens all the time.
Speaker 2: We used to do them all. Yeah, losers, right, Like
Speaker 2: the fuck?
Speaker 1: I don't say that we're just being sexual.
Speaker 2: It was just like if one of us struck out, okay,
Speaker 2: join me.
Speaker 1: Was it a tag team type of situation or you're
Speaker 1: just like lining up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was like cool to do it.
Speaker 1: I think you ever been in an orgy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? One?
Speaker 1: How many people?
Speaker 2: Seven guys? Seven hookers and can't con at a place
Speaker 2: called pleasure pram seat pal Oh twenty thirteen, special place
Speaker 2: in your February twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Clearly it has.
Speaker 2: So it's a whorehouse called pleasure in pracy pal. Okay
Speaker 2: is that a rude to say whoorhouse?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, prostitute home. Okay. And they
Speaker 1: all line up and we say okayside, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: They line up, I pick you pick, you picked. There's
Speaker 2: all these roots and we said, you guys just want
Speaker 2: to do it together, let's go. It's like six am
Speaker 2: in Cantcoon after a long night. So we go in
Speaker 2: a room not much smaller than this, probably wroute this size,
Speaker 2: and we all just threw our condos on and we
Speaker 2: had a good time.
Speaker 1: Do you like switch condoms at any point at that time? Like,
Speaker 1: how does that really work?
Speaker 2: No, which we thought about later that if we could
Speaker 2: have fucked their shit up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crossed contaminating. Interesting, I'm trying to see how
Speaker 1: this happens. We were protected because it's Mexico and everything's
Speaker 1: protected in Mexico, you know, just drink them to it
Speaker 1: goes away? Is that the motto of my on?
Speaker 2: At least we wrapped it up.
Speaker 1: So you okay, and the last question, But now I'm
Speaker 1: curious because I feel like you're so open and you're
Speaker 1: like you had friends with your friend Matt just sucking
Speaker 1: your girl that you really liked. That you had this
Speaker 1: contract that you're going to be exclusive after, which is
Speaker 1: mind blowing itself. But do you guys like circle jerk
Speaker 1: and watch porn just jerk off together?
Speaker 2: Yeah, That's how I started jerking off. In grade six.
Speaker 2: We'd go to my friend David's house and we play
Speaker 2: a game called Thousand Blankets and you put a towel
Speaker 2: the Tower of Blanket over you, and we put on
Speaker 2: Channel eleven called Bleard and Me, which was the free
Speaker 2: porn channel before we discovered you, of course, and we
Speaker 2: would race to the finish first one to come.
Speaker 1: So it's a game too.
Speaker 2: Tows of blankets. That's how I started jerking off.
Speaker 1: Okay, So yeah, glad I asked this question.
Speaker 2: So never actually circle jerked as a grown up, but
Speaker 2: technically yeah I did. We played thousand Blankets and we
Speaker 2: played like until grade nine, grade ten.
Speaker 1: Okay, blankets. It was always the first winner.
Speaker 2: My friend Marty was just bang, always like, you're fast.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that's a good or bad thing,
Speaker 1: but there you go. I learned a lot about you.
Speaker 1: I love