WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:02.600 Honored that you're here. You're not well, I am honored. 2 00:00:02.680 --> 00:00:04.559 I mean you're a little excited. I like it. It's 3 00:00:04.559 --> 00:00:07.440 cute for you. But uh, Private Talk, we have Ryan 4 00:00:07.480 --> 00:00:12.240 Bownhall with my camera. Yes, it's an art pillow Talk 5 00:00:12.320 --> 00:00:14.759 podcast or over here. I like the name. Pillow Talk 6 00:00:14.839 --> 00:00:16.679 is great. I mean I like pillow Talk ninety days. 7 00:00:16.719 --> 00:00:18.760 It's a little different. But you know I will be 8 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:19.760 a guest on your show. 9 00:00:19.879 --> 00:00:21.760 Oh it's not because I asked you, like I made it. 10 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:23.359 Official because I couldn't tell you that, and then I 11 00:00:23.399 --> 00:00:25.160 couldn't be a woman of my word. So now here 12 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:27.000 Private Talk heard it. Now we're going to do it. 13 00:00:27.039 --> 00:00:28.800 We're gonna quizz you. We're going to learn all the 14 00:00:28.839 --> 00:00:30.839 fun stuff about it. I want to hear. 15 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:34.280 You're almost better at posting podcasts and you're at porn. Hey, 16 00:00:34.399 --> 00:00:36.840 you're really good. And I already said you're intimidating. Now 17 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:40.200 I'm scared shitless, but for a fact, I came here 18 00:00:40.320 --> 00:00:43.439 as a super fan, degenerate chronic mass beader. We're talking 19 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:44.439 four thousand. 20 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:47.399 Clanks, four thousand only I'm appalled it should be way 21 00:00:47.439 --> 00:00:50.640 more than four thousand. I mean, how long have you 22 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:52.560 been watching my porn. I know you've said that, I haven't, 23 00:00:52.600 --> 00:00:55.280 you know, to the tea knew exactly with August. 24 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:58.560 Twenty second, what was that twenty seventeen? We mess you, 25 00:00:58.880 --> 00:01:00.960 we miss you, dear miss you. Yeah, but we've been 26 00:01:01.000 --> 00:01:02.759 thrown it back to the fourth of July, and as 27 00:01:02.759 --> 00:01:04.879 a Canadian, I don't even support Fourth of July, but 28 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:06.959 now I do. Now I do. 29 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:10.120 Deep in the heart of Texas. That's how we do it. 30 00:01:10.599 --> 00:01:12.519 So you say you're one of my number one fans. 31 00:01:12.519 --> 00:01:13.840 Who's usaid your top three? 32 00:01:14.079 --> 00:01:16.400 So Mia mal CoV is my number one? No offense, 33 00:01:16.439 --> 00:01:18.040 so disrespect. But I know you guys are tight. 34 00:01:18.159 --> 00:01:21.760 Okay, Yes, I mean I I've been you know, in her, 35 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.200 I've been on all around her. I am, I haven't 36 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:26.480 seen it a really long time. But yes, well she 37 00:01:26.959 --> 00:01:28.159 sends her best Okay, I love that. 38 00:01:28.280 --> 00:01:31.280 Yeah, me as my number one all time most most 39 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:35.159 jerks okay, number two alexis Texas Number three, Jessa Roads. 40 00:01:35.239 --> 00:01:37.000 So how do you rate this thing? Like? Is it 41 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:39.319 just because you just like the you know, blonde big ass? 42 00:01:39.319 --> 00:01:40.799 How did me I get to number one? Is it 43 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:41.799 more because you know her? Now? 44 00:01:41.879 --> 00:01:41.959 So? 45 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:44.359 Is it winking more? Impersonal? Like, is it you know 46 00:01:44.400 --> 00:01:46.319 how what's your ranking system based off of? 47 00:01:46.480 --> 00:01:49.079 You know what? Okay, I go on porn hub and 48 00:01:49.120 --> 00:01:52.040 I go now I'm paying okay, because I didn't. 49 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:53.920 There's a real science to this, right, Okay, I'm down 50 00:01:53.959 --> 00:01:56.200 for the breakdown. Will I didn't know get comfortable here 51 00:01:56.239 --> 00:01:57.799 at private tech Pornhub. 52 00:01:57.519 --> 00:01:58.879 As a pirated website. 53 00:01:59.040 --> 00:02:00.239 I know, don't. 54 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:02.760 I didn't know that y'all don't fucking support it. And 55 00:02:02.799 --> 00:02:05.359 now you now that the some are some aren't, and 56 00:02:05.400 --> 00:02:07.280 it's like, whoa, we don't like them, oh but they 57 00:02:07.359 --> 00:02:08.879 sent me merch whoa, whoa, whoa. 58 00:02:08.919 --> 00:02:10.879 It is very weird because I feel like it comes 59 00:02:10.919 --> 00:02:13.159 to the point where people don't know the politics of 60 00:02:13.240 --> 00:02:15.879 porn and the adult industry. So there was a time 61 00:02:16.039 --> 00:02:18.000 that you know, pirating was a bad thing, just like 62 00:02:18.080 --> 00:02:21.240 it is for anything whatever. So things also switch hands, 63 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:23.039 and things get bought out, and then people don't know 64 00:02:23.039 --> 00:02:25.520 that and people wash their hands and everybody's you never 65 00:02:25.560 --> 00:02:28.680 But I think that their model also changed, even though 66 00:02:28.680 --> 00:02:30.639 it's still the same thing, but they also gave back 67 00:02:30.680 --> 00:02:34.400 to the performers, and so therefore, in a sense made 68 00:02:34.439 --> 00:02:38.039 it fair. You were right, and therefore, you know, we 69 00:02:38.120 --> 00:02:39.759 slap it a handshake, and here we are. 70 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:42.919 And they also gave you what ten billion views of 71 00:02:43.000 --> 00:02:43.800 Lexis Texas. 72 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:46.639 I mean, I don't really know the numbers, but you tell. 73 00:02:46.479 --> 00:02:49.039 Me nine point six billion. Ok, Terry, please fact check that. 74 00:02:49.199 --> 00:02:50.199 Are you a statistician? 75 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:53.319 No? But I know all about you, baby about you. 76 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:56.159 So I go on the hub. Now. I do brawsers 77 00:02:56.159 --> 00:02:58.240 because I feel bad watching pirate and porn. 78 00:02:58.360 --> 00:03:01.120 Okay, well, I don't find me there, you know, But. 79 00:03:01.159 --> 00:03:03.680 I do browsers. I have BANG. I do wanks VR, 80 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:07.360 but dwink VR Jules Jordan. I like Jules Jordan. Their 81 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:11.080 quality is great. You have about seven subscriptions. I don't 82 00:03:11.080 --> 00:03:12.319 want to do free porn anymore. 83 00:03:12.599 --> 00:03:14.680 So do you have only fans subscriptions or do you 84 00:03:14.719 --> 00:03:15.800 only do the big company? 85 00:03:16.000 --> 00:03:19.439 So I'm sub to fifty eight girls on OnlyFans. You know, 86 00:03:19.520 --> 00:03:22.199 I spend a good thirty percent of my salary on porn. 87 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:24.960 So chronic masturbator, you said that, you said it already, 88 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:26.840 you own it. You know there's a lot of awareness there. 89 00:03:26.840 --> 00:03:29.159 I'm happy for you. What does how many times a 90 00:03:29.240 --> 00:03:32.080 day does chronic masturbating like? Get to that number? How 91 00:03:32.080 --> 00:03:33.439 many times can you make it out. 92 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:35.960 Yeah, so people say, oh, I have a girlfriend, now, 93 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:39.159 I don't need to jerk off. Shut up, shut your 94 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:43.120 fucking horror mouth, because I turn twice a day. Even 95 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:45.039 if me and baby girl, I have a girlfriend now, okay, 96 00:03:45.120 --> 00:03:47.080 my girl breet love it dearly, even if we go 97 00:03:47.159 --> 00:03:50.039 fucking around. I took a sealie. She's looking not at 98 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:51.800 you know, she's feeling it. She's ovulated. 99 00:03:52.199 --> 00:03:54.759 Making because you wanted to be like Primariady to go 100 00:03:54.879 --> 00:03:56.960 are you? Because you come quick? Like, why are you 101 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:59.080 taking seas? You're a young man, you know you should 102 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:03.000 be strong, long all the way down. Why does Arnold 103 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:05.400 do steroids? I don't know. I'm not talking about He 104 00:04:05.520 --> 00:04:06.439 wants to jot. 105 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:11.199 He wants to do his best. Yeah, okay, why did 106 00:04:11.199 --> 00:04:13.840 Donovan Bailey U steroids? Why did Barry Bonds U steroids? 107 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:18.839 I I'm asking you steroids Dick is doing? And I 108 00:04:18.839 --> 00:04:20.720 want to know what's happening in these situations. 109 00:04:20.759 --> 00:04:24.199 Now go okay, Well, I'm not getting tested like Lance Armstrong, 110 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:27.279 but he's winning all the tour to frosts fucking up. 111 00:04:27.759 --> 00:04:29.800 But he needed that to get the extra to give 112 00:04:29.839 --> 00:04:32.639 a good performance. I know when I'm having sex, you 113 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:35.000 fucked Ryan last night? How was it? I'm making the 114 00:04:35.040 --> 00:04:38.079 group chat. I want a good review, So you. 115 00:04:38.040 --> 00:04:40.079 Like the validation you're telling people what it is? 116 00:04:40.199 --> 00:04:43.319 That's I'm very insecure about my performance because girls now 117 00:04:43.360 --> 00:04:45.920 are ranking every it gets out. 118 00:04:46.000 --> 00:04:47.639 Who are these girls that you're fucking? That they have 119 00:04:47.680 --> 00:04:49.399 a group that there's a ranking system? 120 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:51.199 Of course, every time people have sex? How was it? 121 00:04:51.199 --> 00:04:53.399 What are you fucking? The same circle of people? 122 00:04:53.639 --> 00:04:53.759 Like? 123 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:54.879 What is going on in this? 124 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:58.639 It's worse for me Ryan with the sex podcast? How 125 00:04:58.720 --> 00:05:01.800 is he actually in bed? Everyone wants to know. So 126 00:05:01.839 --> 00:05:04.759 if I don't give a good performance, shows over and 127 00:05:04.800 --> 00:05:06.040 I lose all my credibility. 128 00:05:06.120 --> 00:05:08.920 Okay, so don't you Okay, Blue choose. 129 00:05:09.439 --> 00:05:12.240 I take Salance, I take I take heart attacks. It's 130 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:14.240 part of the game, baby, Okay. 131 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:16.160 I like it. Yes, So you're gonna be We're gonna 132 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:19.120 sure win, Sure we win, that's right. What would you 133 00:05:19.120 --> 00:05:23.680 say is unique about you besides your chronic masturbation in 134 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:26.160 like situation? That's very unique. 135 00:05:26.199 --> 00:05:28.839 A lot of people think I'm retarded, and I know 136 00:05:28.879 --> 00:05:30.560 that word is not to be said anymore. 137 00:05:30.839 --> 00:05:33.399 Okay, but why do you feel that way? Because you 138 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:35.199 just say what you think? I feel like there's a 139 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:38.560 lot to be told where not having a filter could 140 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:40.000 be good or bad. But I feel like if you're 141 00:05:40.160 --> 00:05:42.399 not doing anything harmful and that's how you truly are, 142 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:43.480 then you're who you are. 143 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:45.920 Okay, here's what's unique about me, and you can ask 144 00:05:45.959 --> 00:05:49.319 this with all your industry friends. I don't try to 145 00:05:49.360 --> 00:05:51.839 fuck guests. I don't flirt with guests. I don't hit 146 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:54.720 on guests. Contrary to popular belief, everyone thinks I'm this 147 00:05:54.800 --> 00:05:57.160 big fuck boy Ryan. Oh here's a sex pod guest. 148 00:05:57.160 --> 00:05:59.959 He fox it or he does fuck porcars. Though I'm 149 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:02.600 humbled that people think that about me. I don't try 150 00:06:02.600 --> 00:06:05.079 to hit on them. That's what separates me all these girls, 151 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:07.279 you know, you know, people say, oh, we have a 152 00:06:07.319 --> 00:06:09.439 porns run show. Ye just try to fuck her. They 153 00:06:09.480 --> 00:06:11.639 try to flirt with you this. I'm the good guy. 154 00:06:11.680 --> 00:06:13.720 I'm a candid That's why they all like me. They say, 155 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:15.560 go with Ryan, he's nice. 156 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:17.480 You're in for the long run, the long game. 157 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:21.160 I'm unique. I'm not a creepy dudes are weird, bro 158 00:06:21.920 --> 00:06:24.800 I hate dudes. I don't hang out with guys. Guys 159 00:06:24.839 --> 00:06:27.480 suck every guy. Oh yeah, por yo, I want to 160 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:30.399 fuck looks to shut off. Yeah, yeah, she came here 161 00:06:30.439 --> 00:06:32.240 to fuck my friend watching a podcast. 162 00:06:32.639 --> 00:06:34.199 Yeah, you know, people have dreams. 163 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:36.399 People really think that just because you guys do porn, 164 00:06:36.720 --> 00:06:40.680 you're gonna fuck everyone, Like in the bathroom, you fucking 165 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:41.240 lose you. 166 00:06:41.240 --> 00:06:41.959 You mean, I don't. 167 00:06:42.519 --> 00:06:43.639 I don't know, alexis Texas. 168 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:45.720 I'm a poll No, No, I get what you're saying. 169 00:06:45.720 --> 00:06:48.360 There's a stigma. There definitely is, and I think that there. 170 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:50.839 It's great to have people like yourself if you're you know, 171 00:06:50.959 --> 00:06:52.839 are really advocating for those things. But how many people 172 00:06:52.839 --> 00:06:54.600 have you actually? How many porn stars have you ever 173 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:57.600 knocked down because you have fuck some you say you 174 00:06:57.639 --> 00:06:59.399 may not want you, but sometimes that's attractive for a 175 00:06:59.439 --> 00:07:01.040 female because they're like, oh, he doesn't want it, but 176 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:02.879 I'm gonna make him want it. And like you said, 177 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:04.839 they may want to know what the sex podcast man, 178 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:06.959 what he's working with? Right, So, how many have been 179 00:07:07.000 --> 00:07:08.560 on your tally? Because I know you're a numbers man, 180 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:11.600 so you have to know, don't bullshit don't bullshit me. 181 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:13.360 This is private, sox, so give me what I want? 182 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:18.519 Ryan six six? Can I hear the ranking system of that? 183 00:07:19.000 --> 00:07:19.240 Well? 184 00:07:21.120 --> 00:07:23.040 Can I be on this group chat of where are 185 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:25.160 we at here? 186 00:07:25.199 --> 00:07:26.000 Here's how it happens. 187 00:07:26.000 --> 00:07:28.399 You're speechless. I'm surprised that takes a lot for you. 188 00:07:28.279 --> 00:07:32.560 You're six but never a guest on the show. 189 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:35.240 Okay, that's the rule, all right, because I don't want 190 00:07:35.240 --> 00:07:36.480 it to be like, don't go, you know, like so 191 00:07:36.639 --> 00:07:37.199 you fucked. 192 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:38.079 Them before they get on your show. 193 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:41.720 The idea is, look, you know the new girls, they 194 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:44.879 worship Alexis Texas, right, you're their god. It's like a 195 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:48.360 new pop singer looking at Bieber, the king of the industry, 196 00:07:48.439 --> 00:07:51.079 queen of their industry. If you will, I'm Ryan Seacrest 197 00:07:51.120 --> 00:07:54.879 interviewing Bieber. New little pop star thinks Ryan Seacrest is cool. 198 00:07:55.920 --> 00:07:59.120 So the younger newer ones, they flirt with me a lot, 199 00:07:59.399 --> 00:08:01.439 so sometimes I give in. 200 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:03.800 So what's the ranking system on your six? 201 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:05.600 Who is the best? 202 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:11.879 Ashley Skis Ashley Skuys repeat offend one time, one time, 203 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:14.959 You're like that one time? 204 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:17.040 Yeah, she's a She's a good one. 205 00:08:17.160 --> 00:08:19.199 So what is your porn Hub search history? 206 00:08:19.480 --> 00:08:23.920 Alexis Texas anal Alexis Texas, bubble Butt, Alexis Texas, Me 207 00:08:23.959 --> 00:08:26.959 and Malcova July fourth mea Malcova ainal me and Malcova 208 00:08:27.000 --> 00:08:30.839 bubble Butt, Nea Malcova Oily bubble butt scene Jessa Rhoades 209 00:08:30.879 --> 00:08:31.519 twenty sixteen. 210 00:08:31.920 --> 00:08:33.720 Are you mass reading all at the same time that 211 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:35.440 that whole night? Is that one session and then you 212 00:08:35.559 --> 00:08:37.320 end with the win? Or are we? Is this a 213 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:38.320 breakdown of a week for you? 214 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:40.559 So I I, you know, I see what the hub 215 00:08:40.639 --> 00:08:43.320 is offering me. By the way, their AI is better 216 00:08:43.320 --> 00:08:45.440 than Instagram's. You know, you talk about I need a 217 00:08:45.480 --> 00:08:47.360 new bed and then all of a sudden you're getting 218 00:08:47.360 --> 00:08:50.840 all these bed adds. Porn ubs AI is even crazier. 219 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:53.600 I'm just thinking about your booty right now. If I 220 00:08:53.639 --> 00:08:56.440 open my phone, it's going to be Alexis Texas takes 221 00:08:56.440 --> 00:08:58.720 two dicks up brass, not saying you've done Have you 222 00:08:58.759 --> 00:08:59.240 ever done that? 223 00:08:59.320 --> 00:09:00.840 I don't know. You tell me you're the one who 224 00:09:00.840 --> 00:09:03.120 knows my You told me he has heard you always 225 00:09:03.159 --> 00:09:05.799 kept it quick. Yeah, no, two dicks. 226 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:09.559 Anyways, the recommendations are very impressive, IM. 227 00:09:09.720 --> 00:09:12.240 So they're like inside your brain or your dick at 228 00:09:12.240 --> 00:09:14.279 this point, they know what's gonna make you come. 229 00:09:14.440 --> 00:09:18.960 You know what, mister good suggestion. You've done it again 230 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:20.360 and it's different stuff. 231 00:09:20.399 --> 00:09:22.159 I'm like, oh, you send him a Christmas card, because 232 00:09:22.200 --> 00:09:24.159 I mean, at this point you should give him something back. 233 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:30.279 I'll do two pages hottest videos blah blah blah. Not 234 00:09:30.399 --> 00:09:32.960 much of an amateur guy. I like good quality production, just. 235 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:33.799 Like the amateur girls. 236 00:09:35.879 --> 00:09:41.159 Okay, no, I like respectable you know, good performance. Okay, 237 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:45.840 amateur girls. First of all, amateur people way too much 238 00:09:45.919 --> 00:09:48.679 of the pov zoomed in on the dick and vagina 239 00:09:49.039 --> 00:09:52.080 who's jerking off to that? Who is jerking off to 240 00:09:52.240 --> 00:09:53.360 a close up of a dick and. 241 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:55.399 Everybody because they're letting their husband or boyfriend film And 242 00:09:55.399 --> 00:09:58.200 I've never filmed ever before, and this is happening. 243 00:09:57.960 --> 00:10:01.360 Rookie rookie people. No oh, buddy is like, oh wow, 244 00:10:01.360 --> 00:10:03.320 we're really zoomed in now. Cool. 245 00:10:04.080 --> 00:10:06.080 So it definitely made you limp at that point because 246 00:10:06.080 --> 00:10:07.200 you honestly wanted should. 247 00:10:06.919 --> 00:10:08.440 Be anyone's think of a Johney could be your parents 248 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:09.200 at that point. 249 00:10:09.320 --> 00:10:11.679 Well that's weird, but all right, I mean you need 250 00:10:11.720 --> 00:10:12.399 the girl's face. 251 00:10:12.639 --> 00:10:14.879 And then also amateur porn where it's like, oh, yeah, 252 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:16.200 we do porn, but I don't put my face. Well 253 00:10:16.200 --> 00:10:18.679 I'm not fucking watching that. So cool body, bro. 254 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:20.799 I know all these statistics. You know how those things? 255 00:10:20.799 --> 00:10:22.600 Do you actually make your own videos because at this 256 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:24.519 point you know the direction of what you want to see, 257 00:10:24.559 --> 00:10:25.960 so you must have some home videos. 258 00:10:26.039 --> 00:10:27.600 Not too big a coward, too big of a. 259 00:10:27.559 --> 00:10:29.519 Coward, but it could be for your personal preference. I 260 00:10:29.519 --> 00:10:31.080 feel like I have made it. You have done it. 261 00:10:31.159 --> 00:10:32.799 I'm like, you can't say that with that. You were 262 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:35.399 too creative of a person in your mind, Wanders. You're 263 00:10:35.440 --> 00:10:37.279 trying to be like, wait, I know the writing. Let 264 00:10:37.320 --> 00:10:38.120 me be a director. 265 00:10:38.240 --> 00:10:40.600 Yeah, I feel like I could honestly be one of 266 00:10:40.639 --> 00:10:44.000 the best porn directors in the world because I'm obsessed 267 00:10:44.000 --> 00:10:47.360 with porn. Okay, I've been. I just signed to deal 268 00:10:47.399 --> 00:10:49.480 with Bang Bang dot Com. I went on their sets. 269 00:10:49.480 --> 00:10:52.039 I did behind the scenes comedy content. Okay, now I 270 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:54.440 get it. Now I see how it's done. I was 271 00:10:54.440 --> 00:10:58.440 working with Chris if you know them, and then Our 272 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.080 Boy or Boy Pat Mime you ever work with Pat 273 00:11:01.120 --> 00:11:04.840 Mine Bart. I have learned a lot from Bart Boy. 274 00:11:05.639 --> 00:11:08.039 Now I'm really starting to think maybe I want to 275 00:11:08.039 --> 00:11:09.039 become a porn director. 276 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:11.240 Okay, what would be your porn name? 277 00:11:12.840 --> 00:11:13.600 Ryan Texas? 278 00:11:13.759 --> 00:11:17.279 Ryan Texas, you have to have this Texas permission. After that, 279 00:11:17.360 --> 00:11:19.360 you know, you have to be into the Texas family, 280 00:11:19.440 --> 00:11:21.080 you know, you know Alexis Texas. 281 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:24.240 I do on my show rate all the porn stars 282 00:11:24.320 --> 00:11:26.559 names because that's such a fun part about becoming a 283 00:11:26.559 --> 00:11:29.600 porn stars. Picking the name, and I say the goat 284 00:11:30.120 --> 00:11:31.799 name in porn Alexis Texas. 285 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:33.000 I'm honored. 286 00:11:33.000 --> 00:11:35.440 I appreciate that, right, and we say that Terry on 287 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:41.000 my line. We checked, right, the goat name Alexis Texas. Yeah. 288 00:11:41.399 --> 00:11:43.840 Some girls, I'm like, what are you doing? You could 289 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:45.240 have picked anything you went with that. 290 00:11:45.320 --> 00:11:46.919 Pick a name that you felt that way about. 291 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:51.919 The one that Kieren Lee said today his favorite porn 292 00:11:51.919 --> 00:11:55.639 star ever Espenzas. I'm like, bro, we don't even know 293 00:11:55.639 --> 00:11:56.080 how to say it. 294 00:11:56.080 --> 00:11:56.840 It's a mouthful. 295 00:11:57.039 --> 00:11:59.720 Yeah, make it a little easier to google, you know. 296 00:12:00.039 --> 00:12:02.519 So what would yours be? Not Ryan Texas? Is that 297 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:04.440 one of those things you take like your first pet 298 00:12:04.480 --> 00:12:07.279 in the street name, like, you know, yeah, what's the 299 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:08.080 fun I. 300 00:12:08.000 --> 00:12:09.720 Think I think baby boy would be funny. 301 00:12:09.720 --> 00:12:11.879 Baby boy? Would you get it tattooed on you? So 302 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:12.480 you know it's real? 303 00:12:12.720 --> 00:12:15.759 You know what I will do? What did you know 304 00:12:16.720 --> 00:12:19.840 that I said to someone because look, I have Adriana 305 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:22.159 Lima here tattooed on my hand. Okay, and this is 306 00:12:22.200 --> 00:12:24.679 when pillow Talk was very small, and I said, you 307 00:12:24.679 --> 00:12:26.399 get us Alexis Texas. I think I told someone to 308 00:12:26.399 --> 00:12:27.440 tell you. Did you get this message? 309 00:12:27.440 --> 00:12:28.879 I haven't heard this message, but I'm true. 310 00:12:28.960 --> 00:12:31.440 I said, I'll get Alexis Texas face on my left hand. 311 00:12:31.440 --> 00:12:36.320 I'm a lefty by the way, if she comes and 312 00:12:36.320 --> 00:12:38.080 does our show as our first porn so we didn't 313 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:40.480 have a porn sor I'll get her, uh hand tatty here? 314 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:41.360 Did you get that message? 315 00:12:41.399 --> 00:12:45.120 I didn't. I would have ran immediately, you know. But 316 00:12:45.279 --> 00:12:46.840 so what's going to take for you to actually get 317 00:12:46.840 --> 00:12:47.559 my face on it? Now? 318 00:12:49.240 --> 00:12:52.039 M you get pillow Talk slips logo? Tu do you 319 00:12:52.080 --> 00:12:52.679 have tattoos? 320 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:55.200 I have no tattoos, and that's no chance ever happening. 321 00:12:55.320 --> 00:12:56.000 No tattoos. 322 00:12:56.080 --> 00:12:58.240 Non I should know that, Yeah you should. 323 00:12:58.639 --> 00:12:59.879 Well, I don't know. A lot could happen in six 324 00:13:00.399 --> 00:13:00.919 that's true. 325 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:02.759 But if you were subscribed to anybody's only fans, it 326 00:13:02.799 --> 00:13:04.399 should be mine. If you're really a fan. 327 00:13:04.679 --> 00:13:06.519 Showing on only fans, you should check it out and 328 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:06.879 find out. 329 00:13:06.919 --> 00:13:08.960 I can't tell you you know, maybe when those free 330 00:13:09.000 --> 00:13:10.639 subscriptions you can check it out and all this big 331 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:14.720 booty needs I will, I will. When's the last time 332 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:17.080 you had sex? Have you been out here in AVN 333 00:13:17.120 --> 00:13:20.000 getting some sex and all these craziness there's fetish stuff 334 00:13:20.039 --> 00:13:22.159 going on girls or walking around in sexy outfits. 335 00:13:23.000 --> 00:13:26.120 I just got a girlfriend, okay, first time in four years. 336 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:29.960 Were two months of congratulation. She is supermodel, one of 337 00:13:30.000 --> 00:13:31.600 the hottest girls in the world. She's so one of 338 00:13:31.639 --> 00:13:34.879 my league. And the joke at AVN is that what 339 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.240 is she doing with Ryan? She's that hot. She's just 340 00:13:37.360 --> 00:13:37.919 really so. 341 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:40.080 She's here with you. Yes, what does she think of 342 00:13:40.080 --> 00:13:43.159 all the madness? Is she in the industry? I feel 343 00:13:43.200 --> 00:13:45.080 like you also have to have a strong female that's 344 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:47.440 gonna appreciate you what you do. 345 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:49.519 She really appreciated it all. 346 00:13:49.600 --> 00:13:50.399 So she's jealous. 347 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:54.960 No, she's like really, really, this is what you obsess over, 348 00:13:55.120 --> 00:13:59.440 jerking off, Like come on, I'm like, yeah, baby, I 349 00:13:59.480 --> 00:14:02.480 love it. Yeah, Like sometimes you know, she'll walk in 350 00:14:02.480 --> 00:14:04.320 the room I have my VR set on. You know, 351 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:04.960 she doesn't like. 352 00:14:05.039 --> 00:14:06.759 Does she ever get jealous of one of your Because 353 00:14:06.799 --> 00:14:08.480 you said you're a chronic masturbator, So you want to 354 00:14:08.559 --> 00:14:09.919 jerk off a lot? Does she have man? 355 00:14:10.120 --> 00:14:12.960 So now she's starting to send me a lot of nudes. Like, 356 00:14:13.039 --> 00:14:14.399 if you're going to do it, if you have to 357 00:14:14.480 --> 00:14:16.159 jerk off so much, do it to me? 358 00:14:16.720 --> 00:14:19.960 How do you feel about that? Yeah, so you're gonna 359 00:14:19.960 --> 00:14:21.240 watch Alexis Texas anymore. 360 00:14:21.279 --> 00:14:24.120 I had a friend recently tell me, Hey, jerking off 361 00:14:24.120 --> 00:14:26.320 to your girlfriend is like going to a car dealership 362 00:14:26.679 --> 00:14:28.080 and test driving your own car. 363 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:30.840 Okay, good point, good point. 364 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:32.600 So every now and then I go to the car 365 00:14:32.679 --> 00:14:39.159 dealership and I drive the wagons. I don't try the yarist. 366 00:14:39.799 --> 00:14:42.840 You're lar he is if you could change jobs, would you? 367 00:14:42.960 --> 00:14:43.600 And what would it be? 368 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:45.320 Oh? And last night we had sex last night? 369 00:14:45.440 --> 00:14:46.559 Okay, I like that for you? 370 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:47.759 Thank you change jobs? 371 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:49.399 You had to at least before you came in about 372 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:51.039 to Alexis Texas. You can't come to the show. So 373 00:14:51.080 --> 00:14:53.399 it's been a couple of months with a loaded thing. 374 00:14:53.639 --> 00:14:55.559 It's been a couple of months for us, Oh for us? 375 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:56.039 Our time? 376 00:14:56.720 --> 00:14:58.399 Like that? If you want to you don't know my 377 00:14:58.480 --> 00:15:00.320 sex life? What are you putting on me? 378 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:01.799 When? When is the last time you had sex? 379 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:03.960 This isn't my this is my show, not chors. Maybe 380 00:15:04.000 --> 00:15:05.200 when I get on your show and you put my 381 00:15:05.200 --> 00:15:06.960 face on your hand over there, maybe I'll. 382 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:08.879 Tell you this is why you're in You just put 383 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:10.919 me in my fucking place. I'm scared of that. 384 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:12.919 Didn't you like that? 385 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:13.720 So? 386 00:15:13.799 --> 00:15:14.799 Would you change jobs? 387 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:16.240 Yeah? I'd like to be a porn director. 388 00:15:16.279 --> 00:15:18.639 A porn director, Yeah, okay, I think i'd be great 389 00:15:18.679 --> 00:15:20.200 at it. What was your first movie title? B? 390 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:25.039 That's good? Well how about this? Do you know who 391 00:15:25.120 --> 00:15:25.759 Kazumi is? 392 00:15:25.840 --> 00:15:28.600 Yes? She was on the my podcast. 393 00:15:28.200 --> 00:15:31.399 She was yeah, okay, very good friends with Kazumi. She 394 00:15:32.200 --> 00:15:36.039 is obsessed with producer Terry. Terry, producer Terry. You hit 395 00:15:36.080 --> 00:15:39.679 it Terry, So it's been an ongoing joke. 396 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:40.600 He's like, I don't know. 397 00:15:41.000 --> 00:15:43.039 Kazumi says, I want to funk Terry because Terry has 398 00:15:43.080 --> 00:15:44.759 a randomly tenage dick. 399 00:15:45.080 --> 00:15:47.039 Okay, why is it random? 400 00:15:47.039 --> 00:15:47.879 Because he weighs. 401 00:15:47.679 --> 00:15:51.919