Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked
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Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
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Speaker 1: here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily
Speaker 1: Unfiltered podcast from March eighteenth, twenty twenty five. It's Monday,
Speaker 1: five eleven pm. Oh three one eight two oh two
Speaker 1: five love the eight in the middle. There feels good. People.
Speaker 1: You know, people have been not people. I shouldn't say people.
Speaker 1: I just everybody knows. Forty four is my favorite number.
Speaker 1: And obviously I chose that number when I was very
Speaker 1: young because that was my brother in law, Jack's number
Speaker 1: in high school in college, and you know, he was
Speaker 1: a father figured to me. So I'm like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to be forty four. And then as I grew
Speaker 1: grew up, a lot of my favorite football players, Chuck
Speaker 1: Foreman of the Minnesota Vikings I had forty four, Reggie
Speaker 1: Jackson for the Yankees had forty four, and of course
Speaker 1: pistol Pete Maravich maybe the greatest college basketball scorer of
Speaker 1: all time. And then a terrific pro who ended up
Speaker 1: dying of a heart attack playing pickup basketball after he retired.
Speaker 1: He was the best. And before I get into the
Speaker 1: whole numbers thing, there was a year where Larry Bird
Speaker 1: was a rookie on the Boston Celtics and Pete Maravich
Speaker 1: was in the last legs forgot legs, the last toes
Speaker 1: of his career, and he got traded to the Celtics
Speaker 1: and his final season, and I remember there was a
Speaker 1: picture of the bench for the Celtics and it was
Speaker 1: a young Larry Bird rookie season and an old Pete
Speaker 1: Marivitch on the same bench. And I thought, Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: if only the young Larry Bird could play with the
Speaker 1: young Pete Marrivigs, what a magic show that would have been.
Speaker 1: Everybody talks about how the NBA of today, you know,
Speaker 1: there's so much better than the NBA of yesteryear, And
Speaker 1: it's not true. It's just I'm sick of it. It's
Speaker 1: not true. I know. They always go way back to
Speaker 1: Bob Coosey dribbling with both hands and acting like this
Speaker 1: small white guy who was phenomenal, you know, could never
Speaker 1: contend for titles in this day and age, let me
Speaker 1: tell you something.
Speaker 2: Just take it back to the seventies or eighties, nineties,
Speaker 2: but even further back seventies and eighties, there were tremendous
Speaker 2: pros who if you see videos of what the pros
Speaker 2: of nowadays are doing, what those guys did decades ago,
Speaker 2: it's not that different.
Speaker 1: The only difference is dunking. The basketball wasn't like a
Speaker 1: supernatural thing. It wasn't looked upon as Wow, you're the coolest,
Speaker 1: so you can dunk. They all could dunk, like right now,
Speaker 1: the three point shot is the shit. You know, the
Speaker 1: three point shot and you're a star. Back then, it
Speaker 1: was a different kind of basketball. But there's so many
Speaker 1: great pros from back then. I can't stand that the
Speaker 1: NBA doesn't represent that and show just flood the market
Speaker 1: with more clips of how great the NBA has been
Speaker 1: for years, decades, and stop acting like no one can
Speaker 1: supersede what they're doing now. It's just not true. Obviously,
Speaker 1: stuff Curry is amazing. But you know what I'll give you.
Speaker 1: I'll give you an example. Saint John's Basketball. College basketball.
Speaker 1: Saint John's is you know in the tournament. They were
Speaker 1: phenomenal this year in the Big East division. When I
Speaker 1: was younger, the Big East was a great division. You know,
Speaker 1: you had Connecticut, Saint John's, Georgetown, Villanova, just tremendous teams.
Speaker 1: And Saint John's had Chris Mullen, white kid, I think
Speaker 1: out of Queen's pretty sure out of Queens Or I
Speaker 1: think Queen's tough talk and street kid. Jim Ratt took
Speaker 1: thousand shots a day. He was voted Big East Player
Speaker 1: of the Year three times. That was when the Big
Speaker 1: East had I mean, forget that Pearl Washington, Patrick Ewing,
Speaker 1: tremendous superstars and Chris Mullen gets Player of the Year
Speaker 1: three times. I wanted to go to Saint John's and
Speaker 1: hope to play basketball as a walk on. I know
Speaker 1: I would never get a scholarship there, but I wanted
Speaker 1: to play for the great coach Lou Carnesseca, but didn't happen.
Speaker 1: But nowadays they talk about how great Steph Curry is,
Speaker 1: and he is Steph Curry, I mean, maybe the best
Speaker 1: shooter of all time. But there are stories from people
Speaker 1: that are very reputable who played with Chris Mullen who
Speaker 1: will tell you that he could shoot the lights out
Speaker 1: of the basket like nobody else. Steph Curry is famous
Speaker 1: for making trick shots in practice. We've all seen the
Speaker 1: half court full court shots time and time and again.
Speaker 1: I think Steph had something like ninety three point shots
Speaker 1: in a row went in during a practice session. Chris
Speaker 1: Mullin did it over a hundred times. Chris Mullin would
Speaker 1: think one hundred threes in practice. I don't even know
Speaker 1: why I'm going. Oh, the whole number forty four. So
Speaker 1: I was making a doctor appointment today with a doctor
Speaker 1: right here in Chicago for some just check out blood work,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. And God, the number forty four is
Speaker 1: in my Social Security number. It's in my phone number.
Speaker 1: It's like, I didn't plan for that. You don't pick
Speaker 1: your social you don't pick your fore, you can't pick
Speaker 1: your phone number. I didn't, but uh yeah, man, I
Speaker 1: just it's it's in my blood somewhere. That number forty
Speaker 1: four is everything to me. I know it makes no sense.
Speaker 1: Who cares just a number, But I think numbers have
Speaker 1: a lot to do with your life and where your
Speaker 1: life takes you, et cetera. Numerology. I know I've gotten
Speaker 1: in the habit of telling you what movies to see,
Speaker 1: and don't see. Well, I gotta tell you I watched
Speaker 1: it movie Craven. Aaron Taylor Young, the young star of
Speaker 1: this movie. I always like this kid on screen. It
Speaker 1: just came out on Netflix, and we all, most of
Speaker 1: us who love movies, jump on the new thing that
Speaker 1: Netflix put out. It's not the kind of movie I'd
Speaker 1: ever watch, but I gave it a shot, and I
Speaker 1: love it. Aaron Taylor Young, handsome kid English accent, always
Speaker 1: had that movie star body, you know. But for Craven,
Speaker 1: he put on forty pounds of muscle and he was
Speaker 1: ripped as shit. You gotta see this. Although I hate
Speaker 1: the way they hold their arms to the side when
Speaker 1: the cameras behind him, like, I'm so big and strong,
Speaker 1: my arms just can't hang down and touch my body.
Speaker 1: That's just such a horseshit. You could let you lower
Speaker 1: your arms so they touch your body, bro, But either way,
Speaker 1: it's a whole movie star moment. But I watched him
Speaker 1: on his Instagram channel work Out. He put up a
Speaker 1: video with his nutritionist and his trainer, and he had
Speaker 1: six months to get the physique he wanted for this
Speaker 1: action film. Normally that that would be impossible for most men.
Speaker 1: To put on forty pounds of muscle in six months.
Speaker 1: I don't care who your trainer is or what the
Speaker 1: fuck you eat. That's that's crazy. It's crazy, right. But
Speaker 1: three months in he's looking good. He gained a lot
Speaker 1: of weight, you know, with good food, not bullshit. He
Speaker 1: didn't do it with steroids or HGH at least that's
Speaker 1: what they said eight only you know, unprocessed food and
Speaker 1: a lot of it. Then they spent the last three
Speaker 1: months getting them shredded. And I love that he showed
Speaker 1: and admitted to this that you know, most people don't
Speaker 1: do that. And this is how narcissistic it is to
Speaker 1: be this type of movie star. Imagine being because I
Speaker 1: saw on the video he posted it, which I admire
Speaker 1: him for. He's telling the truth. He's being transparent. It's
Speaker 1: a big word now with the government and what have you?
Speaker 1: Imagine being in a forest somewhere in Turkey or Whales
Speaker 1: or Cardiff, wherever the hell you should this movie and
Speaker 1: you're shooting a big action movie and you're on the
Speaker 1: set outdoors, it's kind of cold. You gotta vest on,
Speaker 1: that's it. Your arms are bulging, your shoulders are sticking out,
Speaker 1: you know, and before the big scene would begin, somebody
Speaker 1: on the set would hand him two forty pound dumb
Speaker 1: bells so you can get a good pump on before
Speaker 1: the cameras. You'll pump out twenty thirty reps and your
Speaker 1: veins are popping out. And I looked at this and
Speaker 1: I said, oh God, I remember doing this when I
Speaker 1: was in my twenties and thirties, like right before I
Speaker 1: knew a girlfriend or whoever else I was dating was
Speaker 1: coming by. I grabbed those dumbbells and just blast out
Speaker 1: a bunch of curls till my veins were popping out.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me I'm the only guy who's ever done this.
Speaker 1: I know I can't be. Even sometimes when your lady
Speaker 1: would go to the shower or wash up or maybe
Speaker 1: take a quick bath, you hit the ground and bang out.
Speaker 1: Hey han, how much more? How long are you gonna be?
Speaker 1: Five minutes? A good thing? Hit the ground, pump out
Speaker 1: thirty forty push up so you can look better when
Speaker 1: she steps out, just to see your face. So I
Speaker 1: was watching White Lotus Sunday night, and it's a cool.
Speaker 1: There is this little actress who plays this French girl
Speaker 1: who's supposed to be a high end hooker. She's a
Speaker 1: little I can't explain. She has a little bit of
Speaker 1: a ratty look like, her teeth aren't perfect, very slim
Speaker 1: and trim, and a fun little attitude. She's a turn
Speaker 1: on for sure. The other one has two buck teeth
Speaker 1: in front. I don't know how this girl, white loadas
Speaker 1: with a two buck teeth has never had those shaved down.
Speaker 1: Can we hand us some wood from a river or
Speaker 1: a pond? Can she start to make a damn someplace?
Speaker 1: By damn, I mean you know, a bunch of sticks
Speaker 1: and wood and clamshells anything. She's a cute little little actress.
Speaker 1: But the two teeth, they stick. They she rests them
Speaker 1: on her bottom lip. And she's a TV star, possibly
Speaker 1: a movie star. I don't know much about her, but
Speaker 1: this little French so she plays a French act a
Speaker 1: French hohoa, let's call her a huah. And there was
Speaker 1: a moment where she's gonna have sex with this younger
Speaker 1: guy senior in high school, like really young and no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm getting it backwards. She's gonna have sex
Speaker 1: with his brother, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and he's got a good
Speaker 1: physique and he comes out. But the guys, I'm so wrong.
Speaker 1: She was watching a guy come out of the shower
Speaker 1: or whatever, getting not the shower, just getting out of
Speaker 1: the pool, taking his shirt off and pants off, and
Speaker 1: she you could see in her eyes how much she
Speaker 1: loved his body. Again, I made a mistake. Again. I'm
Speaker 1: talking about Michelle Monaghan, who's always been pretty and sexy
Speaker 1: for the last I don't know, ten years. But in
Speaker 1: this White Lotus, she's really turned up the heat and
Speaker 1: she has this guy sneak back to their little, uh,
Speaker 1: their room on this island, and he takes his clothes
Speaker 1: off and he reveals this great body, and you'd see
Speaker 1: her face and she's just like, oh my god, and like,
Speaker 1: that's what guys want a girl to think about all
Speaker 1: the time. We always want to see that face. And
Speaker 1: we know as you get older, you don't get to
Speaker 1: see that too much. You know, when you were in
Speaker 1: your thirties, twenties, even forties, you can get that response,
Speaker 1: You can elicit that kind of passion in a woman's face.
Speaker 1: Christ I forgot what I was talking about. I kept
Speaker 1: saying the French girl, although she's very cute, just see
Speaker 1: White Lotus getting it's getting really ramped up now, and
Speaker 1: it's it's about to get really good. It better because
Speaker 1: next week's the sixth episodes, so shit that has start
Speaker 1: to happen soon. But yeah, such vanity, you know, pumping
Speaker 1: out pushups, grabbing dumbbells. It makes sense that I'd do
Speaker 1: the same thing if I was an action star or
Speaker 1: whatever kind of film star. But I look back on
Speaker 1: that now and I think Jesus Christ is that. I mean,
Speaker 1: the narcissism and vanity fighting with each other. And when
Speaker 1: I was younger and wanted to be an actor, I
Speaker 1: never thought about those kind of things that you'd probably
Speaker 1: have to do. When I work with Stevester Sloan on
Speaker 1: Rocky Balboa, he never did that between scenes. He never
Speaker 1: grabbed a dumbbello, punched out pushups. He just had that look,
Speaker 1: I mean not a look. It was natural, But he
Speaker 1: never went to the ground and did that. And back
Speaker 1: then he must have been in his I don't know.
Speaker 1: We'll see the late fifties still looking like an animal anyhow.
Speaker 1: Craven's good. It's a little bit out there. It's got
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff involve STA's mysticism, wild animals, car
Speaker 1: chases big guns a bunch of Russian bad guys. I
Speaker 1: like it. I like it, but at least Aaron the
Speaker 1: at least this actor is posting these videos on his
Speaker 1: Instagram to show us the hard work and dedication and
Speaker 1: discipline that goes in to making your body the way
Speaker 1: you want it. So let me know the next time,
Speaker 1: or the first time we see Lizzo or Meghan Trainer,
Speaker 1: or the Kardashians or name your actress doing the same
Speaker 1: thing before they emerged three months later dropping four dress
Speaker 1: sizes miraculously. I know, is that big is the thing,
Speaker 1: but it's also you know, the thing that makes these
Speaker 1: women shit four times a day. It's not so glamorous.
Speaker 1: I heard that at the Oscars a lot of women
Speaker 1: are in the bathroom not doing lines, but you know,
Speaker 1: sitting on the toilet. But I like craving. You'll check
Speaker 1: it out. I think you'll like it fun. But I
Speaker 1: do have to say this, I have a couple of
Speaker 1: complaints about movies in general. First thing, when you have
Speaker 1: a gun on somebody, If you're a guy in a
Speaker 1: movie and you have a gun on somebody, this is
Speaker 1: for the writers and directors that person with the gun
Speaker 1: doesn't need to be five inches away from the person
Speaker 1: they're gonna shoot or threatening to shoot. You could step
Speaker 1: back eight nine feet, you know what I mean. Just
Speaker 1: don't be so close that that guy can grab your
Speaker 1: gun and then put it on you, which you've seen
Speaker 1: a million times in movies. Step back, you're still gonna
Speaker 1: hitch shot our masks. Just relax. The other thing is
Speaker 1: when guys are in a fight and they smack each
Speaker 1: other around. First of all, men never backhand anybody in
Speaker 1: a fight. We never throw the back of our hand
Speaker 1: at your face. We punch you in the face, or
Speaker 1: we give you a hard smack with our palm. But
Speaker 1: the backhand. You know how many little bones in your hand
Speaker 1: you're gonna break? If you throw a backhand and hit
Speaker 1: somebody's chin in the right way, you're gonna break your
Speaker 1: little bones in your hand. You're not. I think they're
Speaker 1: like two hundred bones in your hand. You're gonna break
Speaker 1: a bunch of them. When I punched a cement flower
Speaker 1: pot way back during the shoot with E on Mysteries
Speaker 1: and Scandals, I got a line wrong. It's on video.
Speaker 1: It's on Blooper reel on video on YouTube. I got
Speaker 1: a line wrong. I was disgusted. I think it was
Speaker 1: Memorial Day weekend. I wanted to get home to Long
Speaker 1: Island to see my sister everybody, and I knew I
Speaker 1: was gonna lose sleep. I had an early flight for
Speaker 1: the air the next day, and I didn't want to
Speaker 1: stay laid on the shoot. I kept sucking up, and
Speaker 1: the last time I muffed the line, I left my mark.
Speaker 1: I threw a punch at what I thought was a
Speaker 1: big bush, but it was a big bush that had
Speaker 1: overgrown over a you know, five hundred pounds cement planter,
Speaker 1: and I heard about eight cracks. I broke two fingers,
Speaker 1: a bone behind you know what do you call those
Speaker 1: bones on the back of your head? Just terrible. Have
Speaker 1: to finish the show the next week with a like
Speaker 1: a bunch of bandages on my hand. It was you
Speaker 1: don't throw a back. It also, when you get shot
Speaker 1: with a shotgun, you don't fly backwards ten feet and
Speaker 1: hit a wall. It doesn't work that way. When you
Speaker 1: get shot head chest, whatever it is, you fool down.
Speaker 1: You just you know, it's like it's like a circuit
Speaker 1: breaker in your house. Oh my god, the life went out.
Speaker 1: It's that quick. You just die. If you get hit
Speaker 1: in the right spot, you don't fly backwards and go
Speaker 1: through a fucking window and fall. Ten stories doesn't happen,
Speaker 1: and Ye'll be watching anyhow. Let me tell you what
Speaker 1: I really want to talk about today. I took another peak.
Speaker 1: I know you're gonna say, why are you bothered? I
Speaker 1: bothered because I have to. I took another peak at
Speaker 1: these stupid shows that the Bolwins have, and I took
Speaker 1: another look at the Megan Marco's stupid fraudulent kitchen show
Speaker 1: on Netflix. Now, let me remind you, guys, the more
Speaker 1: these people allow cameras into their homes, or let me
Speaker 1: enlighten you, the more they let cameras into their homes,
Speaker 1: the more we can spot how phony they all are
Speaker 1: and how perilous their relationships are. It never fails. That's
Speaker 1: why when I was did that dumb show where they
Speaker 1: offered me, like I think it was fifty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: to do this Fox reality series called give Me my
Speaker 1: Own Reality show, real corny stupid thing. There was a
Speaker 1: channel for a minute called Fox Reality, and uh, I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: fifty grand for eight weeks or sure, let's do it.
Speaker 1: But we were all working toward getting our old show,
Speaker 1: our own show. Tracy Bingham, Kato Klin, Danny Bonaducci's ex wife, Gretchen,
Speaker 1: who's a sweetheart. Just a bunch of like six of us,
Speaker 1: and the winner got like a bunch of money and
Speaker 1: their own show on Fox Reality. But uh, I got
Speaker 1: down to the last three the winners was gonna be.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be between me, Cato, and Gretchen, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I can get this. Cato should
Speaker 1: have gotten it because he's fantastic. But I'm standing there
Speaker 1: and the last show they're filming to give you the
Speaker 1: names of the name of the winner is gonna his
Speaker 1: own show. And I quit on air. Probably got them
Speaker 1: better ratings that way, because the show sucked. I quit.
Speaker 1: They're like, what do you mean quitting? I said, I
Speaker 1: don't want to do this. I don't want my kids
Speaker 1: having sound packs on their belt, you know, while cameraman
Speaker 1: and my house in the living room, in the kitchen,
Speaker 1: I know I'm done. I don't want to I want out.
Speaker 1: And then it went to Gretchen Bonaducci and like I said,
Speaker 1: I've said before, I'm sure she didn't. She got a show.
Speaker 1: It lasted a few weeks it was ship went away.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. After several episodes of these shows
Speaker 1: with the Baldwins, you know, or making, you begin to see,
Speaker 1: especially with the Boldwins, just what a pain in the
Speaker 1: ass Hilaria is to Alec. I mean, this poor guy
Speaker 1: looks more and more tired with every show. And now
Speaker 1: that they're already introduced all the kids and got the
Speaker 1: whole murder on the set of Rust out of the way,
Speaker 1: we're getting to see the dynamic between these two, the
Speaker 1: real dynamic, because now this is Hilary Hilaria unexpurgated. She's
Speaker 1: just talking and talking, and she's sinking lower or lower.
Speaker 1: You know, I have a heart on for I think
Speaker 1: she's cute, forget her attitude visually very pretty to me,
Speaker 1: sexy the whole thing. But an asshole, I know. But
Speaker 1: if you think the producers want these shows to always
Speaker 1: show them in the most positive lighte and you do
Speaker 1: not know about reality show producers. My ex girlfriend Michelle
Speaker 1: Brando years ago, had she's still doing it. She's was
Speaker 1: in that game as a producer for many shows for
Speaker 1: many years, one of the most sought after producers because
Speaker 1: she knows the Game, and she did all those spring
Speaker 1: break shows for MTV, the beat shows with people having
Speaker 1: sex with multiple partners hoping to find love. I think
Speaker 1: she did. I know she did Black Ink and the
Speaker 1: one about the wives of the NBA whatever it is,
Speaker 1: but they know and she knew what buttons to push
Speaker 1: to get good TV. Remember that. Did you guys have
Speaker 1: watched a show called Unreal? It was a drama ten
Speaker 1: years ago. Maybe that pulled back the curtain on what
Speaker 1: goes into making these reality dating shows. I think you
Speaker 1: can find it on Netflix now. But it takes place
Speaker 1: on a set that was called Everlasting, which is a
Speaker 1: a fictional reality show where contentions compete to find love. Right.
Speaker 1: There was one guy who was gorgeous whatever, and there
Speaker 1: twenty chicks who were trying to be his wife. Right.
Speaker 1: But in this show, most of the drama was things
Speaker 1: that occurred behind the scenes, and it showed you just
Speaker 1: how far networks go and producers go to get, you know,
Speaker 1: whatever they can to create drama. Had a good cass.
Speaker 1: It had a woman who's a really good actress, Shuri Appleby,
Speaker 1: who played the network boss, and Constant Zimmer, who played
Speaker 1: the producer. I haven't seen them in a while. Those two,
Speaker 1: they're really good. But the one who played the producer
Speaker 1: swore she never get back in the game because the
Speaker 1: last time she had a breakdown and she can't get
Speaker 1: back in the game. But schery apple bee Ruder back
Speaker 1: because she's the best one in the world to do it.
Speaker 1: She gets it done. She comes back, and I figure
Speaker 1: around two or three seasons, but they all work together
Speaker 1: to bring these romantic hopefuls to tears, to manipulate them
Speaker 1: to having meltdowns and then screaming arguments and leaving this set,
Speaker 1: all because they wanted to deliver the most entertaining and
Speaker 1: salacious moments during this reality show. But these two producers,
Speaker 1: you know, the the network boss and the producer, they
Speaker 1: just felt trapped themselves because you know, they know their
Speaker 1: jobs rely on exploiting young women for shock TV moments
Speaker 1: and you know, TV ratings, and it was really tugging
Speaker 1: at their heart. Should we keep doing this exploiting women?
Speaker 1: But I loved it because it was all too familiar
Speaker 1: for me living in this town. So lately, if you
Speaker 1: watch the Bullwins, you're gonna see cracks in Alec and
Speaker 1: Elodia's marriage. Remember, right after the shooting, when paparazzi were
Speaker 1: following them as they drove their rain drove on. I
Speaker 1: think they were going through Vermont on a highway. And
Speaker 1: finally Alec gets out of the truck to address these
Speaker 1: paparazzi and give them what they want. And finally he's talking,
Speaker 1: handling it pretty well. This is right after the shooting.
Speaker 1: It was nuts and Hilaria comes out filming everything on
Speaker 1: her iPhone, and you know, she kept chirping up and
Speaker 1: saying things, and Alec was like, excuse me, excuse me, please,
Speaker 1: oh handle this. Excuse me. He sounds like Trump, doesn't
Speaker 1: he excuse me? All handless? Ah, handless. He was very aggravated. Well,
Speaker 1: now you can see how she shuts him down and
Speaker 1: shuts him up on this show. I understand about a
Speaker 1: guy gets older, you just don't have the same fight
Speaker 1: in you anymore. You're no longer the young lion where
Speaker 1: everything has to go your way. Sometimes you get to
Speaker 1: a point in life where you just want the right
Speaker 1: woman to handle shit. Who cares if you let her
Speaker 1: know she's right and don't bother to argue. That's good,
Speaker 1: that's peace. I got locked up with Andrew. I remember saying,
Speaker 1: look at I'm an old lion. Now all I care
Speaker 1: about is love, respect, loyalty, calm. You could have everything else.
Speaker 1: I just want calm from all the storms that life
Speaker 1: has in store for me. Now that I'm late fifties
Speaker 1: into my sixties, there's storm's coming. I just want to calm.
Speaker 1: I mean, Elvis Costello said it best what he sings,
Speaker 1: what's so funny about peace? Love and understanding? Remember those lyrics,
Speaker 1: Oh that song forgive me? I don't feel like singing today.
Speaker 1: But when he says so, where are the strong? And
Speaker 1: who are the trusted? And where is the harmony? Sweet harmony?
Speaker 1: Cause each time I feel like slipping the way just
Speaker 1: makes me want to cry. What's so funny about peace,
Speaker 1: love and understand? That's all we want. I know. Alec
Speaker 1: Baldwin loves her that death, loves his kids crazy about it.
Speaker 1: But I can see regret and aggravation coming off the
Speaker 1: top of this. He He's like a stovepipe. He's gonna blow.
Speaker 1: And on that same order, My god, me Agan Markle,
Speaker 1: this one just keeps on giving. Not only was her
Speaker 1: stupid show the show she copied straight from Pamela Anderson
Speaker 1: show Greenlit for a second season, as we already talked about.
Speaker 1: But now she's about to launch her second podcast after
Speaker 1: her first shitty podcast, Archetypes, was so poorly received that
Speaker 1: it only ran for twelve episodes and it was canceled.
Speaker 1: But you know what doesn't matter, So Wild doesn't matter
Speaker 1: how boring and phony she is. Let's give her another show,
Speaker 1: and this one is gonna be called Confessions of a
Speaker 1: Female Founder. She kind of stole the name. There's a
Speaker 1: girl out there on YouTube who did the same name,
Speaker 1: a very similar name. And you think Megan Markall didn't
Speaker 1: do any searches. I mean, if you search for your
Speaker 1: show's name, she would have found something very similar out there.
Speaker 1: But she don't care. She's Megan Sussex. She's a royal.
Speaker 1: Who the fuck are you? Some black own some part
Speaker 1: of the country has that title. I don't care. I'm
Speaker 1: Megan Sussex, not Marcos Sussex. Bitch. If you have the
Speaker 1: stomach to catch an episode over a Netflix show, let
Speaker 1: me tell you what I see. I mean, look, oh god,
Speaker 1: we've gone over somebody. But telling people, They telling viewers
Speaker 1: they need to use bottled water for their ice cubes.
Speaker 1: I know some of you probably do it. It isn't
Speaker 1: the worst thing in the world. Some of you got
Speaker 1: plenty of money. If you want good, well supposedly good
Speaker 1: bottled water and for your cubes, have at it. Most
Speaker 1: of us go tap most of us give our dogs
Speaker 1: tap water. You want to go bottle, that's your prerogative.
Speaker 1: But telling all your view is to use bottled water
Speaker 1: to make ice cubes just shows how out of touch
Speaker 1: you are with humanity. She even made you know bottled
Speaker 1: water using home making homemade dog biscuits. Let me tell
Speaker 1: you something, Using bottled water for a dog does it
Speaker 1: make sense? Since every dog licks their balls, or their
Speaker 1: assholes or their vagina. Some you may have seen knocking
Speaker 1: on their own shit. Okay, trust me, dogs don't care
Speaker 1: about tap water makes no difference to them. But the
Speaker 1: classic example of why nobody likes her and how how
Speaker 1: it's so obvious. Not one producer stops her from emptying
Speaker 1: out a storeboard bag of peanut butter pretzels and putting
Speaker 1: into her own zip block bag from the draw in
Speaker 1: the kitchen and making a fancy label on it with
Speaker 1: some twine tied to it to give to her kids
Speaker 1: for school, and maybe some guests to pop over. Who knows.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine geting a ziplock bag of peanut butter
Speaker 1: pretzels with twin on it if you want to see
Speaker 1: your friend. I got friends whose wives are very crafty. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'd rather you give me a fucking fried meat on
Speaker 1: a fork. Okay, trust me. There were producers there who
Speaker 1: told her that's a great idea, making go for it.
Speaker 1: People are really gonna identify with this and then pinching
Speaker 1: themselves because she went through with it, and they knew
Speaker 1: they got TV gold. That's what the good reality producers do. Okay,
Speaker 1: we all know the dumb shit she did. But here's
Speaker 1: where I'm going with this. You're ready. Have you seen
Speaker 1: how emaciated she looks lately. Look at her arms, her
Speaker 1: shoulder blades, her face go back two years ago, three
Speaker 1: years ago, even when she when she met Harry, when
Speaker 1: she was married, she had more of a face that
Speaker 1: was pleasantly youthful. I don't want to say chubby. Nothing
Speaker 1: about it was chubby, but her face had more meat,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean in a good way. Because
Speaker 1: Megan Mark was an attractive woman. But now her cheeks
Speaker 1: are indent in her eyes look too big. For their
Speaker 1: sockets and her cheek bones. She could cut garlic with
Speaker 1: her cheap bones. They're so sharp right now. I remember
Speaker 1: my first wife, who you know, had a good figure
Speaker 1: that I always loved. When she began to get depressed
Speaker 1: at the end of our marriage, she went on this
Speaker 1: crash diet. I didn't know at the time, but the
Speaker 1: guy that liked her at school, the other teacher down
Speaker 1: the hall, was on a big diet himself, and she
Speaker 1: wanted to be thin with him, I swear to God,
Speaker 1: and I didn't know that at the time, but I
Speaker 1: found it out. But like, why are you doing? Why
Speaker 1: are you the fuck? You look great? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: She kept dropping? Wait, but I'd hear in the bathroom
Speaker 1: at night, She'd put on the album from The Deer Hunter,
Speaker 1: the music soundtrack from The Deer Hunter, and I hear
Speaker 1: her crying while she was in the bath. Oh. It
Speaker 1: was like, fuck it. I couldn't take it. But I
Speaker 1: was young. I was like twenty nine years old, and
Speaker 1: I knew this shit's not gonna last. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I can't be here. I'm on my back with the
Speaker 1: back operations. She's in the bathroom crying. This Deer Hunt
Speaker 1: the music playing. It was morbid. But this is what
Speaker 1: a lot of women do in their lives now their
Speaker 1: marriage is not going the way they wanted to go.
Speaker 1: And that was my wife. That body was not the
Speaker 1: body I fell in love with, but she was so
Speaker 1: headstrung about becoming thinner that I couldn't stop her. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm saying is Megan Markle is extremely depressed and she's
Speaker 1: hiding up with all these ridiculous production ideas, whether it's
Speaker 1: her TV show or the next podcast. But she will
Speaker 1: implode very soon. And there is another podcast coming and
Speaker 1: I'll get to that when I hear something that I could,
Speaker 1: you know, make fun of, But she's back. It's unbelievable
Speaker 1: confessions of a female founder. Wait till we hear some
Speaker 1: of that nonsense. She just I could do a show
Speaker 1: on her. I could do. I could do a show
Speaker 1: talking about her that would be better than anything she
Speaker 1: does on her own. And I'll tell you who else
Speaker 1: is gonna implode very soon or is actually happening in
Speaker 1: front of her eyes right now. That would be Michelle Obama,
Speaker 1: just like Gavin Newsom. She's in the podcast game. She
Speaker 1: and her brother Craig Robins, who looks like a big
Speaker 1: old gay Titus Burgess helawned. They launched a show last
Speaker 1: week called I Am oh in My Opinion with Michelle
Speaker 1: Obama and Craig Robinson. She's got to give her opinion,
Speaker 1: and boy does she ever. Even the title stinks of
Speaker 1: her always having to give her two cents, and those
Speaker 1: two cents are usually spent on how bad race relations
Speaker 1: are in America and how she gets aggravated with her husband,
Speaker 1: the woman with you know, all these aspirations, But she's
Speaker 1: gonna run for president. I knew. I never believed that.
Speaker 1: I said she's not gonna she would never step into
Speaker 1: that arena. She's already been there for eight years. She's
Speaker 1: not cut out for that. Would she have beaten Trump?
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, probably because if Kamala got
Speaker 1: that close, it could have been It could have been
Speaker 1: a disaster. But thank god we didn't have to cross
Speaker 1: that bridge. But that would have been a liberal's wet
Speaker 1: dream shall Obama doesn't want to fix things. That's why
Speaker 1: she never could have been president. She just wants to
Speaker 1: complain about what's broken. And by the way, she looked
Speaker 1: like hell in her podcast debut on YouTube. Or she
Speaker 1: had up podcast years ago, but this new one looked
Speaker 1: like hell and I really couldn't tell her her brother
Speaker 1: is thinking of becoming a big old lady. Is he transitional?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Looked very weird, but what a tandem.
Speaker 1: First episode, she complains about Barack Obama always being late
Speaker 1: for things. What kind of a wife picks the first,
Speaker 1: the very first show to shit on her husband, a
Speaker 1: man who unfortunately is beloved by millions of Americans. And
Speaker 1: she thought, I'm telling you, she thought she'd have the
Speaker 1: kind of podcast numbers of viewers that you know, what's
Speaker 1: his name, Kelsey the old to Philadelphia, the retired Philadelphia
Speaker 1: Eagle got when his wife got her own show, and
Speaker 1: supposedly had tremendous ratings, bigger than Joe Rogan. All horseshit,
Speaker 1: but that's what Michelle and her brother thought would happened
Speaker 1: to her. Oh, I'm Michelle Obama. Of course people are
Speaker 1: going to tune in, But no, I believe they got
Speaker 1: twenty five thousand views on YouTube, the first twenty five
Speaker 1: thousand just arguably the most looked up to famous first
Speaker 1: lady African American in history. Eight years in the white House,
Speaker 1: best selling author married to the great Baraque. Those numbers
Speaker 1: are shit, But she said, you know this, she had
Speaker 1: to she had to count on her brother for helping
Speaker 1: her through the marriage. She had to count on Craig,
Speaker 1: Big Craig, she said, being married to this president of
Speaker 1: the United States is a thing that none of us
Speaker 1: kind of banked on. We knew Barack was smart and ambitious,
Speaker 1: but you know, and you talked me into supporting his run,
Speaker 1: she said to her brother. And Barack was smart enough
Speaker 1: to know that he needed to come to you and
Speaker 1: sell you on the idea, because I was definitely like, no,
Speaker 1: no way, How's that not enough? Right? She also brought
Speaker 1: up her frustrations with the fact that Barack is constantly late,
Speaker 1: and was that way when they first started dating and
Speaker 1: continues to be that way. Barack had to adjust to
Speaker 1: what on time was. You know what, we all know
Speaker 1: Black people are late. We all know the CPT colored
Speaker 1: person's time. It's not a new thing. You didn't. You
Speaker 1: didn't shattered people's minds like, wow, what a new terminology
Speaker 1: of Barack's always late. We all know that's the thing
Speaker 1: Black people cept time. You know, I've got this husband
Speaker 1: who you got what this husband who he's Barack Obama.
Speaker 1: I've got this husband who when it's time to leave,
Speaker 1: he's getting up, he's going to the bathroom, and I'm like, dude,
Speaker 1: like three o'clock departure means you've done all that. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't start looking for your glasses, you know at three
Speaker 1: o'clock departure time. Could you imagine being with this witch?
Speaker 1: Now he's improved after thirty years of marriage. Oh, thank god,
Speaker 1: thank god, you've fixed the Michelle. Where would he be
Speaker 1: without you? You did it, big Mike. You're the wife
Speaker 1: of the century and big old Craig who nobody cares
Speaker 1: about unless you played college basketball at Oregon State or
Speaker 1: Brown University. He spoke about his divorce, which nobody cares
Speaker 1: about during the episode, and they discuss growing up in
Speaker 1: the tough South Side of Chicago. Maybe the new Bad
Speaker 1: Bad Leroy Brown. I don't know. But Michelle also shit
Speaker 1: on her irritation of what she called Barack's lack of
Speaker 1: deep conversations with his buddies. Imagine you're out playing golf
Speaker 1: with your buddies and you come home and what'd you
Speaker 1: guys talk about? Bullshit? I'd say the same thing me, Mike,
Speaker 1: and Kenny get together. It's not earth shattering things. We
Speaker 1: just talk about bullshit, high school sport chicks. Whatever. It's
Speaker 1: not earth well, let me sit down for this. We
Speaker 1: had a great conversation about race relations. That's not what
Speaker 1: men do. You're playing golf, playing basketball, relaxed, chill out,
Speaker 1: shoot the shit, put your feet up, have a beer.
Speaker 1: He spends five hours with these guys and he can't
Speaker 1: tell me what they talk about. Hey, lady, I'm not
Speaker 1: a fan of him, but did you ever think he's
Speaker 1: already done the things he set out to do in life?
Speaker 1: Barack Obama has done the things, and in doing so,
Speaker 1: he's made one hell of a life for you and
Speaker 1: the kids. Well not your kids, but you know Marty
Speaker 1: and Anita Nesbitz kids. Either way, he got you the
Speaker 1: eight million dollars home in Washington, DC, seven thousand square
Speaker 1: foot mansion and Martha's vineyard seven bedrooms, eight bedrooms, no less,
Speaker 1: two million dollars apartment in Manhattan, and the eighteen million
Speaker 1: dollar beach front mansion in Hawaii, not to mention the
Speaker 1: White House. For eight years, and yet Michelle still feels
Speaker 1: it's important to tell our guests Isa Ray that her
Speaker 1: husband does not fully understand the emotional complexities of female friendships. Now, look,
Speaker 1: maybe this show will improve, although if you know about
Speaker 1: her guests in the coming weeks, it will not. She
Speaker 1: set to interview Seth Rogan. Imagine a slobby pothead becoming
Speaker 1: one of the first people a former first lady wants
Speaker 1: to sit down and talk with. I can't Seth Rogan
Speaker 1: and the great Kiki Palmer. Wow, getting Rogan and Palmer.
Speaker 1: That remind me to miss both those two shows. But
Speaker 1: I'll watch because I want to feel the embarrassment. But
Speaker 1: here's my warning to all these phony celebrities and famous people.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, get yourself another shitty TV show, another mansion squeeze,
Speaker 1: another podcast down our throats. Make sure we all get
Speaker 1: to see how you women are the important ones who
Speaker 1: hold it all down. Me again. You know, Michelle, you're
Speaker 1: all great. You shit on your husband's constantly. You can
Speaker 1: be worth tens of millions of dollars, and you are.
Speaker 1: You could even be part of the royal friggin family.
Speaker 1: But we're watching your relationships burn to the ground. And
Speaker 1: I'm not missing that for nothing. We're all going to
Speaker 1: be here to watch the embers float up into the air.
Speaker 1: I'm aj Benz and that was your daily Unfiltered podcast
Speaker 1: from March eighteenth, twenty twenty five. Talk these Tomorrow