WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:17.519 in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody AJ benzire 5 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:19.600 here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your daily 6 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:25.440 Unfiltered podcast from March eighteenth, twenty twenty five. It's Monday, 7 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:29.480 five eleven pm. Oh three one eight two oh two 8 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:33.159 five love the eight in the middle. There feels good. People. 9 00:00:33.240 --> 00:00:36.359 You know, people have been not people. I shouldn't say people. 10 00:00:36.759 --> 00:00:40.000 I just everybody knows. Forty four is my favorite number. 11 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:45.280 And obviously I chose that number when I was very 12 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:47.560 young because that was my brother in law, Jack's number 13 00:00:47.560 --> 00:00:50.200 in high school in college, and you know, he was 14 00:00:50.240 --> 00:00:52.399 a father figured to me. So I'm like, yeah, I 15 00:00:52.439 --> 00:00:54.840 want to be forty four. And then as I grew 16 00:00:55.280 --> 00:00:57.880 grew up, a lot of my favorite football players, Chuck 17 00:00:57.920 --> 00:01:00.719 Foreman of the Minnesota Vikings I had forty four, Reggie 18 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:04.159 Jackson for the Yankees had forty four, and of course 19 00:01:04.239 --> 00:01:09.799 pistol Pete Maravich maybe the greatest college basketball scorer of 20 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:15.239 all time. And then a terrific pro who ended up 21 00:01:15.319 --> 00:01:19.319 dying of a heart attack playing pickup basketball after he retired. 22 00:01:19.680 --> 00:01:24.640 He was the best. And before I get into the 23 00:01:24.680 --> 00:01:30.599 whole numbers thing, there was a year where Larry Bird 24 00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:34.760 was a rookie on the Boston Celtics and Pete Maravich 25 00:01:34.879 --> 00:01:38.879 was in the last legs forgot legs, the last toes 26 00:01:38.959 --> 00:01:42.319 of his career, and he got traded to the Celtics 27 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:46.599 and his final season, and I remember there was a 28 00:01:46.640 --> 00:01:50.079 picture of the bench for the Celtics and it was 29 00:01:50.159 --> 00:01:53.640 a young Larry Bird rookie season and an old Pete 30 00:01:53.680 --> 00:01:56.959 Marivitch on the same bench. And I thought, Jesus Christ, 31 00:01:57.959 --> 00:02:00.599 if only the young Larry Bird could play with the 32 00:02:00.680 --> 00:02:03.840 young Pete Marrivigs, what a magic show that would have been. 33 00:02:05.280 --> 00:02:09.319 Everybody talks about how the NBA of today, you know, 34 00:02:10.319 --> 00:02:13.319 there's so much better than the NBA of yesteryear, And 35 00:02:13.719 --> 00:02:16.000 it's not true. It's just I'm sick of it. It's 36 00:02:16.080 --> 00:02:19.240 not true. I know. They always go way back to 37 00:02:19.400 --> 00:02:22.719 Bob Coosey dribbling with both hands and acting like this 38 00:02:22.919 --> 00:02:26.120 small white guy who was phenomenal, you know, could never 39 00:02:26.240 --> 00:02:28.759 contend for titles in this day and age, let me 40 00:02:28.800 --> 00:02:29.439 tell you something. 41 00:02:29.520 --> 00:02:32.800 Just take it back to the seventies or eighties, nineties, 42 00:02:32.800 --> 00:02:36.319 but even further back seventies and eighties, there were tremendous 43 00:02:36.360 --> 00:02:39.639 pros who if you see videos of what the pros 44 00:02:39.680 --> 00:02:43.479 of nowadays are doing, what those guys did decades ago, 45 00:02:44.120 --> 00:02:45.080 it's not that different. 46 00:02:45.639 --> 00:02:49.560 The only difference is dunking. The basketball wasn't like a 47 00:02:49.639 --> 00:02:53.560 supernatural thing. It wasn't looked upon as Wow, you're the coolest, 48 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:57.479 so you can dunk. They all could dunk, like right now, 49 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:00.199 the three point shot is the shit. You know, the 50 00:03:00.240 --> 00:03:03.360 three point shot and you're a star. Back then, it 51 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:05.639 was a different kind of basketball. But there's so many 52 00:03:05.719 --> 00:03:08.479 great pros from back then. I can't stand that the 53 00:03:08.599 --> 00:03:14.400 NBA doesn't represent that and show just flood the market 54 00:03:14.439 --> 00:03:16.800 with more clips of how great the NBA has been 55 00:03:16.919 --> 00:03:20.919 for years, decades, and stop acting like no one can 56 00:03:21.039 --> 00:03:24.599 supersede what they're doing now. It's just not true. Obviously, 57 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:26.599 stuff Curry is amazing. But you know what I'll give you. 58 00:03:26.719 --> 00:03:31.360 I'll give you an example. Saint John's Basketball. College basketball. 59 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:36.439 Saint John's is you know in the tournament. They were 60 00:03:36.520 --> 00:03:39.680 phenomenal this year in the Big East division. When I 61 00:03:39.800 --> 00:03:44.840 was younger, the Big East was a great division. You know, 62 00:03:44.919 --> 00:03:51.360 you had Connecticut, Saint John's, Georgetown, Villanova, just tremendous teams. 63 00:03:51.639 --> 00:03:56.080 And Saint John's had Chris Mullen, white kid, I think 64 00:03:56.120 --> 00:03:58.400 out of Queen's pretty sure out of Queens Or I 65 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:04.120 think Queen's tough talk and street kid. Jim Ratt took 66 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:08.400 thousand shots a day. He was voted Big East Player 67 00:04:08.439 --> 00:04:10.960 of the Year three times. That was when the Big 68 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:16.000 East had I mean, forget that Pearl Washington, Patrick Ewing, 69 00:04:16.240 --> 00:04:20.160 tremendous superstars and Chris Mullen gets Player of the Year 70 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:23.439 three times. I wanted to go to Saint John's and 71 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:25.879 hope to play basketball as a walk on. I know 72 00:04:25.920 --> 00:04:28.680 I would never get a scholarship there, but I wanted 73 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:32.399 to play for the great coach Lou Carnesseca, but didn't happen. 74 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:36.519 But nowadays they talk about how great Steph Curry is, 75 00:04:36.560 --> 00:04:39.560 and he is Steph Curry, I mean, maybe the best 76 00:04:39.560 --> 00:04:43.759 shooter of all time. But there are stories from people 77 00:04:43.800 --> 00:04:48.839 that are very reputable who played with Chris Mullen who 78 00:04:48.839 --> 00:04:51.959 will tell you that he could shoot the lights out 79 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:55.040 of the basket like nobody else. Steph Curry is famous 80 00:04:55.079 --> 00:04:57.439 for making trick shots in practice. We've all seen the 81 00:04:57.480 --> 00:05:00.399 half court full court shots time and time and again. 82 00:05:00.639 --> 00:05:03.560 I think Steph had something like ninety three point shots 83 00:05:03.560 --> 00:05:06.839 in a row went in during a practice session. Chris 84 00:05:06.920 --> 00:05:11.319 Mullin did it over a hundred times. Chris Mullin would 85 00:05:11.319 --> 00:05:15.160 think one hundred threes in practice. I don't even know 86 00:05:15.160 --> 00:05:17.079 why I'm going. Oh, the whole number forty four. So 87 00:05:18.439 --> 00:05:20.560 I was making a doctor appointment today with a doctor 88 00:05:20.600 --> 00:05:23.319 right here in Chicago for some just check out blood work, 89 00:05:23.360 --> 00:05:26.519 the whole thing. And God, the number forty four is 90 00:05:26.519 --> 00:05:29.079 in my Social Security number. It's in my phone number. 91 00:05:29.720 --> 00:05:32.480 It's like, I didn't plan for that. You don't pick 92 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:34.560 your social you don't pick your fore, you can't pick 93 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:37.839 your phone number. I didn't, but uh yeah, man, I 94 00:05:38.000 --> 00:05:40.879 just it's it's in my blood somewhere. That number forty 95 00:05:40.879 --> 00:05:44.199 four is everything to me. I know it makes no sense. 96 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:46.399 Who cares just a number, But I think numbers have 97 00:05:46.519 --> 00:05:49.000 a lot to do with your life and where your 98 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:56.519 life takes you, et cetera. Numerology. I know I've gotten 99 00:05:56.519 --> 00:05:58.240 in the habit of telling you what movies to see, 100 00:05:58.279 --> 00:05:59.879 and don't see. Well, I gotta tell you I watched 101 00:05:59.879 --> 00:06:04.600 it movie Craven. Aaron Taylor Young, the young star of 102 00:06:04.639 --> 00:06:07.000 this movie. I always like this kid on screen. It 103 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:09.879 just came out on Netflix, and we all, most of 104 00:06:09.959 --> 00:06:12.199 us who love movies, jump on the new thing that 105 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:14.759 Netflix put out. It's not the kind of movie I'd 106 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:17.279 ever watch, but I gave it a shot, and I 107 00:06:17.519 --> 00:06:22.480 love it. Aaron Taylor Young, handsome kid English accent, always 108 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:25.879 had that movie star body, you know. But for Craven, 109 00:06:26.000 --> 00:06:28.079 he put on forty pounds of muscle and he was 110 00:06:28.160 --> 00:06:30.800 ripped as shit. You gotta see this. Although I hate 111 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:32.519 the way they hold their arms to the side when 112 00:06:32.800 --> 00:06:35.800 the cameras behind him, like, I'm so big and strong, 113 00:06:35.839 --> 00:06:38.839 my arms just can't hang down and touch my body. 114 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:41.600 That's just such a horseshit. You could let you lower 115 00:06:41.600 --> 00:06:44.120 your arms so they touch your body, bro, But either way, 116 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.319 it's a whole movie star moment. But I watched him 117 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:50.439 on his Instagram channel work Out. He put up a 118 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:54.600 video with his nutritionist and his trainer, and he had 119 00:06:54.680 --> 00:06:57.720 six months to get the physique he wanted for this 120 00:06:57.839 --> 00:07:01.800 action film. Normally that that would be impossible for most men. 121 00:07:02.120 --> 00:07:04.079 To put on forty pounds of muscle in six months. 122 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:05.720 I don't care who your trainer is or what the 123 00:07:05.720 --> 00:07:10.839 fuck you eat. That's that's crazy. It's crazy, right. But 124 00:07:12.240 --> 00:07:15.600 three months in he's looking good. He gained a lot 125 00:07:15.639 --> 00:07:18.680 of weight, you know, with good food, not bullshit. He 126 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:21.279 didn't do it with steroids or HGH at least that's 127 00:07:21.319 --> 00:07:27.160 what they said eight only you know, unprocessed food and 128 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:29.959 a lot of it. Then they spent the last three 129 00:07:30.000 --> 00:07:33.360 months getting them shredded. And I love that he showed 130 00:07:33.399 --> 00:07:37.920 and admitted to this that you know, most people don't 131 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:42.319 do that. And this is how narcissistic it is to 132 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:46.480 be this type of movie star. Imagine being because I 133 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.600 saw on the video he posted it, which I admire 134 00:07:48.639 --> 00:07:51.560 him for. He's telling the truth. He's being transparent. It's 135 00:07:51.600 --> 00:07:54.000 a big word now with the government and what have you? 136 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:58.360 Imagine being in a forest somewhere in Turkey or Whales 137 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.199 or Cardiff, wherever the hell you should this movie and 138 00:08:01.480 --> 00:08:03.560 you're shooting a big action movie and you're on the 139 00:08:03.639 --> 00:08:07.000 set outdoors, it's kind of cold. You gotta vest on, 140 00:08:07.600 --> 00:08:10.480 that's it. Your arms are bulging, your shoulders are sticking out, 141 00:08:10.519 --> 00:08:15.079 you know, and before the big scene would begin, somebody 142 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:17.399 on the set would hand him two forty pound dumb 143 00:08:17.399 --> 00:08:20.120 bells so you can get a good pump on before 144 00:08:20.120 --> 00:08:23.360 the cameras. You'll pump out twenty thirty reps and your 145 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:26.680 veins are popping out. And I looked at this and 146 00:08:26.720 --> 00:08:29.079 I said, oh God, I remember doing this when I 147 00:08:29.120 --> 00:08:33.039 was in my twenties and thirties, like right before I 148 00:08:33.120 --> 00:08:36.200 knew a girlfriend or whoever else I was dating was 149 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:40.679 coming by. I grabbed those dumbbells and just blast out 150 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:44.720 a bunch of curls till my veins were popping out. 151 00:08:45.200 --> 00:08:47.080 Don't tell me I'm the only guy who's ever done this. 152 00:08:47.200 --> 00:08:51.320 I know I can't be. Even sometimes when your lady 153 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:53.799 would go to the shower or wash up or maybe 154 00:08:53.799 --> 00:08:57.559 take a quick bath, you hit the ground and bang out. 155 00:08:57.639 --> 00:08:59.519 Hey han, how much more? How long are you gonna be? 156 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:02.000 Five minutes? A good thing? Hit the ground, pump out 157 00:09:02.039 --> 00:09:03.919 thirty forty push up so you can look better when 158 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:07.600 she steps out, just to see your face. So I 159 00:09:07.639 --> 00:09:13.080 was watching White Lotus Sunday night, and it's a cool. 160 00:09:13.120 --> 00:09:15.519 There is this little actress who plays this French girl 161 00:09:15.519 --> 00:09:18.159 who's supposed to be a high end hooker. She's a 162 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:20.120 little I can't explain. She has a little bit of 163 00:09:20.120 --> 00:09:23.919 a ratty look like, her teeth aren't perfect, very slim 164 00:09:23.960 --> 00:09:26.600 and trim, and a fun little attitude. She's a turn 165 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:29.519 on for sure. The other one has two buck teeth 166 00:09:29.600 --> 00:09:31.519 in front. I don't know how this girl, white loadas 167 00:09:31.559 --> 00:09:34.279 with a two buck teeth has never had those shaved down. 168 00:09:34.679 --> 00:09:37.120 Can we hand us some wood from a river or 169 00:09:37.159 --> 00:09:40.120 a pond? Can she start to make a damn someplace? 170 00:09:40.679 --> 00:09:43.240 By damn, I mean you know, a bunch of sticks 171 00:09:43.240 --> 00:09:47.799 and wood and clamshells anything. She's a cute little little actress. 172 00:09:47.799 --> 00:09:51.120 But the two teeth, they stick. They she rests them 173 00:09:51.120 --> 00:09:54.919 on her bottom lip. And she's a TV star, possibly 174 00:09:55.000 --> 00:09:57.519 a movie star. I don't know much about her, but 175 00:09:57.639 --> 00:10:00.200 this little French so she plays a French act a 176 00:10:00.240 --> 00:10:05.279 French hohoa, let's call her a huah. And there was 177 00:10:05.320 --> 00:10:09.399 a moment where she's gonna have sex with this younger 178 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:16.000 guy senior in high school, like really young and no, 179 00:10:16.000 --> 00:10:18.559 I'm sorry, I'm getting it backwards. She's gonna have sex 180 00:10:18.600 --> 00:10:21.600 with his brother, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and he's got a good 181 00:10:21.639 --> 00:10:24.879 physique and he comes out. But the guys, I'm so wrong. 182 00:10:25.360 --> 00:10:27.720 She was watching a guy come out of the shower 183 00:10:28.039 --> 00:10:30.600 or whatever, getting not the shower, just getting out of 184 00:10:30.600 --> 00:10:33.679 the pool, taking his shirt off and pants off, and 185 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:36.120 she you could see in her eyes how much she 186 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:39.480 loved his body. Again, I made a mistake. Again. I'm 187 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:43.559 talking about Michelle Monaghan, who's always been pretty and sexy 188 00:10:43.600 --> 00:10:45.559 for the last I don't know, ten years. But in 189 00:10:45.639 --> 00:10:48.919 this White Lotus, she's really turned up the heat and 190 00:10:48.960 --> 00:10:51.320 she has this guy sneak back to their little, uh, 191 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:55.480 their room on this island, and he takes his clothes 192 00:10:55.519 --> 00:10:58.480 off and he reveals this great body, and you'd see 193 00:10:58.480 --> 00:11:01.279 her face and she's just like, oh my god, and like, 194 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:04.440 that's what guys want a girl to think about all 195 00:11:04.480 --> 00:11:06.840 the time. We always want to see that face. And 196 00:11:06.879 --> 00:11:09.039 we know as you get older, you don't get to 197 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.440 see that too much. You know, when you were in 198 00:11:11.480 --> 00:11:15.159 your thirties, twenties, even forties, you can get that response, 199 00:11:15.200 --> 00:11:18.240 You can elicit that kind of passion in a woman's face. 200 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:21.279 Christ I forgot what I was talking about. I kept 201 00:11:21.279 --> 00:11:24.159 saying the French girl, although she's very cute, just see 202 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:26.720 White Lotus getting it's getting really ramped up now, and 203 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:29.759 it's it's about to get really good. It better because 204 00:11:29.840 --> 00:11:32.000 next week's the sixth episodes, so shit that has start 205 00:11:32.039 --> 00:11:37.159 to happen soon. But yeah, such vanity, you know, pumping 206 00:11:37.200 --> 00:11:42.080 out pushups, grabbing dumbbells. It makes sense that I'd do 207 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:44.399 the same thing if I was an action star or 208 00:11:44.440 --> 00:11:47.759 whatever kind of film star. But I look back on 209 00:11:47.799 --> 00:11:51.639 that now and I think Jesus Christ is that. I mean, 210 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:56.480 the narcissism and vanity fighting with each other. And when 211 00:11:56.480 --> 00:11:58.320 I was younger and wanted to be an actor, I 212 00:11:58.360 --> 00:12:01.120 never thought about those kind of things that you'd probably 213 00:12:01.120 --> 00:12:03.360 have to do. When I work with Stevester Sloan on 214 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:06.159 Rocky Balboa, he never did that between scenes. He never 215 00:12:06.360 --> 00:12:10.600 grabbed a dumbbello, punched out pushups. He just had that look, 216 00:12:10.679 --> 00:12:14.519 I mean not a look. It was natural, But he 217 00:12:14.559 --> 00:12:16.600 never went to the ground and did that. And back 218 00:12:16.639 --> 00:12:18.200 then he must have been in his I don't know. 219 00:12:18.279 --> 00:12:22.759 We'll see the late fifties still looking like an animal anyhow. 220 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:26.159 Craven's good. It's a little bit out there. It's got 221 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:31.399 a lot of stuff involve STA's mysticism, wild animals, car 222 00:12:31.559 --> 00:12:35.879 chases big guns a bunch of Russian bad guys. I 223 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:39.000 like it. I like it, but at least Aaron the 224 00:12:39.000 --> 00:12:43.679 at least this actor is posting these videos on his 225 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:47.360 Instagram to show us the hard work and dedication and 226 00:12:47.519 --> 00:12:51.080 discipline that goes in to making your body the way 227 00:12:51.080 --> 00:12:54.039 you want it. So let me know the next time, 228 00:12:54.200 --> 00:12:57.200 or the first time we see Lizzo or Meghan Trainer, 229 00:12:57.320 --> 00:13:01.080 or the Kardashians or name your actress doing the same 230 00:13:01.120 --> 00:13:04.399 thing before they emerged three months later dropping four dress 231 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:08.240 sizes miraculously. I know, is that big is the thing, 232 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.720 but it's also you know, the thing that makes these 233 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:14.960 women shit four times a day. It's not so glamorous. 234 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:17.720 I heard that at the Oscars a lot of women 235 00:13:17.759 --> 00:13:20.200 are in the bathroom not doing lines, but you know, 236 00:13:22.039 --> 00:13:25.720 sitting on the toilet. But I like craving. You'll check 237 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:28.440 it out. I think you'll like it fun. But I 238 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:31.519 do have to say this, I have a couple of 239 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:36.519 complaints about movies in general. First thing, when you have 240 00:13:36.720 --> 00:13:39.480 a gun on somebody, If you're a guy in a 241 00:13:39.519 --> 00:13:41.320 movie and you have a gun on somebody, this is 242 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:45.519 for the writers and directors that person with the gun 243 00:13:45.679 --> 00:13:48.320 doesn't need to be five inches away from the person 244 00:13:48.399 --> 00:13:52.639 they're gonna shoot or threatening to shoot. You could step 245 00:13:52.679 --> 00:13:55.559 back eight nine feet, you know what I mean. Just 246 00:13:56.159 --> 00:13:58.240 don't be so close that that guy can grab your 247 00:13:58.279 --> 00:13:59.960 gun and then put it on you, which you've seen 248 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:03.720 a million times in movies. Step back, you're still gonna 249 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:07.840 hitch shot our masks. Just relax. The other thing is 250 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:11.759 when guys are in a fight and they smack each 251 00:14:11.759 --> 00:14:16.120 other around. First of all, men never backhand anybody in 252 00:14:16.159 --> 00:14:18.399 a fight. We never throw the back of our hand 253 00:14:18.399 --> 00:14:20.519 at your face. We punch you in the face, or 254 00:14:20.559 --> 00:14:22.759 we give you a hard smack with our palm. But 255 00:14:23.159 --> 00:14:25.679 the backhand. You know how many little bones in your hand 256 00:14:25.720 --> 00:14:27.399 you're gonna break? If you throw a backhand and hit 257 00:14:27.440 --> 00:14:31.480 somebody's chin in the right way, you're gonna break your 258 00:14:31.480 --> 00:14:33.519 little bones in your hand. You're not. I think they're 259 00:14:33.559 --> 00:14:35.399 like two hundred bones in your hand. You're gonna break 260 00:14:35.399 --> 00:14:38.200 a bunch of them. When I punched a cement flower 261 00:14:38.240 --> 00:14:42.720 pot way back during the shoot with E on Mysteries 262 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:45.799 and Scandals, I got a line wrong. It's on video. 263 00:14:46.279 --> 00:14:49.240 It's on Blooper reel on video on YouTube. I got 264 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:51.399 a line wrong. I was disgusted. I think it was 265 00:14:51.480 --> 00:14:53.720 Memorial Day weekend. I wanted to get home to Long 266 00:14:53.720 --> 00:14:57.240 Island to see my sister everybody, and I knew I 267 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:59.639 was gonna lose sleep. I had an early flight for 268 00:14:59.639 --> 00:15:01.960 the air the next day, and I didn't want to 269 00:15:01.960 --> 00:15:04.480 stay laid on the shoot. I kept sucking up, and 270 00:15:05.440 --> 00:15:09.200 the last time I muffed the line, I left my mark. 271 00:15:10.159 --> 00:15:12.200 I threw a punch at what I thought was a 272 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:15.200 big bush, but it was a big bush that had 273 00:15:15.240 --> 00:15:19.600 overgrown over a you know, five hundred pounds cement planter, 274 00:15:20.159 --> 00:15:24.960 and I heard about eight cracks. I broke two fingers, 275 00:15:25.039 --> 00:15:27.200 a bone behind you know what do you call those 276 00:15:27.240 --> 00:15:30.720 bones on the back of your head? Just terrible. Have 277 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:32.759 to finish the show the next week with a like 278 00:15:33.039 --> 00:15:35.240 a bunch of bandages on my hand. It was you 279 00:15:35.840 --> 00:15:39.320 don't throw a back. It also, when you get shot 280 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:42.720 with a shotgun, you don't fly backwards ten feet and 281 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:45.720 hit a wall. It doesn't work that way. When you 282 00:15:45.759 --> 00:15:50.159 get shot head chest, whatever it is, you fool down. 283 00:15:50.279 --> 00:15:52.559 You just you know, it's like it's like a circuit 284 00:15:52.600 --> 00:15:54.799 breaker in your house. Oh my god, the life went out. 285 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:58.159 It's that quick. You just die. If you get hit 286 00:15:58.159 --> 00:16:00.279 in the right spot, you don't fly backwards and go 287 00:16:00.360 --> 00:16:03.120 through a fucking window and fall. Ten stories doesn't happen, 288 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:07.919 and Ye'll be watching anyhow. Let me tell you what 289 00:16:07.919 --> 00:16:11.120 I really want to talk about today. I took another peak. 290 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:13.600 I know you're gonna say, why are you bothered? I 291 00:16:13.720 --> 00:16:16.600 bothered because I have to. I took another peak at 292 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:19.440 these stupid shows that the Bolwins have, and I took 293 00:16:19.480 --> 00:16:23.720 another look at the Megan Marco's stupid fraudulent kitchen show 294 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:28.080 on Netflix. Now, let me remind you, guys, the more 295 00:16:28.159 --> 00:16:31.240 these people allow cameras into their homes, or let me 296 00:16:31.360 --> 00:16:34.279 enlighten you, the more they let cameras into their homes, 297 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:37.320 the more we can spot how phony they all are 298 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:42.919 and how perilous their relationships are. It never fails. That's 299 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:45.759 why when I was did that dumb show where they 300 00:16:45.799 --> 00:16:47.840 offered me, like I think it was fifty thousand dollars 301 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:51.840 to do this Fox reality series called give Me my 302 00:16:51.879 --> 00:16:54.279 Own Reality show, real corny stupid thing. There was a 303 00:16:54.320 --> 00:16:58.360 channel for a minute called Fox Reality, and uh, I'm like, yeah, 304 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:00.799 fifty grand for eight weeks or sure, let's do it. 305 00:17:01.639 --> 00:17:03.919 But we were all working toward getting our old show, 306 00:17:04.000 --> 00:17:09.920 our own show. Tracy Bingham, Kato Klin, Danny Bonaducci's ex wife, Gretchen, 307 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:13.799 who's a sweetheart. Just a bunch of like six of us, 308 00:17:14.079 --> 00:17:18.720 and the winner got like a bunch of money and 309 00:17:18.759 --> 00:17:23.640 their own show on Fox Reality. But uh, I got 310 00:17:23.680 --> 00:17:26.559 down to the last three the winners was gonna be. 311 00:17:26.640 --> 00:17:29.759 It was gonna be between me, Cato, and Gretchen, and 312 00:17:29.799 --> 00:17:32.720 I'm like, all right, I can get this. Cato should 313 00:17:32.720 --> 00:17:36.680 have gotten it because he's fantastic. But I'm standing there 314 00:17:36.720 --> 00:17:39.319 and the last show they're filming to give you the 315 00:17:39.839 --> 00:17:41.559 names of the name of the winner is gonna his 316 00:17:41.559 --> 00:17:44.640 own show. And I quit on air. Probably got them 317 00:17:44.640 --> 00:17:47.160 better ratings that way, because the show sucked. I quit. 318 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:48.440 They're like, what do you mean quitting? I said, I 319 00:17:48.440 --> 00:17:49.960 don't want to do this. I don't want my kids 320 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:53.000 having sound packs on their belt, you know, while cameraman 321 00:17:53.000 --> 00:17:55.039 and my house in the living room, in the kitchen, 322 00:17:55.079 --> 00:17:57.960 I know I'm done. I don't want to I want out. 323 00:17:58.200 --> 00:18:00.559 And then it went to Gretchen Bonaducci and like I said, 324 00:18:00.599 --> 00:18:02.880 I've said before, I'm sure she didn't. She got a show. 325 00:18:03.279 --> 00:18:06.000 It lasted a few weeks it was ship went away. 326 00:18:07.160 --> 00:18:12.000 But here's the thing. After several episodes of these shows 327 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:16.519 with the Baldwins, you know, or making, you begin to see, 328 00:18:17.279 --> 00:18:20.119 especially with the Boldwins, just what a pain in the 329 00:18:20.200 --> 00:18:24.200 ass Hilaria is to Alec. I mean, this poor guy 330 00:18:24.240 --> 00:18:27.839 looks more and more tired with every show. And now 331 00:18:27.839 --> 00:18:30.720 that they're already introduced all the kids and got the 332 00:18:30.759 --> 00:18:34.160 whole murder on the set of Rust out of the way, 333 00:18:35.359 --> 00:18:37.839 we're getting to see the dynamic between these two, the 334 00:18:37.880 --> 00:18:42.839 real dynamic, because now this is Hilary Hilaria unexpurgated. She's 335 00:18:43.039 --> 00:18:48.319 just talking and talking, and she's sinking lower or lower. 336 00:18:48.559 --> 00:18:50.359 You know, I have a heart on for I think 337 00:18:50.359 --> 00:18:54.200 she's cute, forget her attitude visually very pretty to me, 338 00:18:54.319 --> 00:18:58.440 sexy the whole thing. But an asshole, I know. But 339 00:18:58.519 --> 00:19:02.480 if you think the producers want these shows to always 340 00:19:02.559 --> 00:19:04.880 show them in the most positive lighte and you do 341 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:09.079 not know about reality show producers. My ex girlfriend Michelle 342 00:19:09.079 --> 00:19:13.119 Brando years ago, had she's still doing it. She's was 343 00:19:13.160 --> 00:19:15.880 in that game as a producer for many shows for 344 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:19.279 many years, one of the most sought after producers because 345 00:19:19.319 --> 00:19:22.920 she knows the Game, and she did all those spring 346 00:19:23.039 --> 00:19:26.920 break shows for MTV, the beat shows with people having 347 00:19:26.960 --> 00:19:30.279 sex with multiple partners hoping to find love. I think 348 00:19:30.319 --> 00:19:32.839 she did. I know she did Black Ink and the 349 00:19:32.880 --> 00:19:35.240 one about the wives of the NBA whatever it is, 350 00:19:35.799 --> 00:19:38.839 but they know and she knew what buttons to push 351 00:19:38.880 --> 00:19:41.640 to get good TV. Remember that. Did you guys have 352 00:19:41.720 --> 00:19:46.359 watched a show called Unreal? It was a drama ten 353 00:19:46.440 --> 00:19:49.039 years ago. Maybe that pulled back the curtain on what 354 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:53.680 goes into making these reality dating shows. I think you 355 00:19:53.720 --> 00:19:56.640 can find it on Netflix now. But it takes place 356 00:19:56.680 --> 00:20:00.319 on a set that was called Everlasting, which is a 357 00:20:00.119 --> 00:20:05.480 a fictional reality show where contentions compete to find love. Right. 358 00:20:05.559 --> 00:20:08.599 There was one guy who was gorgeous whatever, and there 359 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:11.160 twenty chicks who were trying to be his wife. Right. 360 00:20:11.759 --> 00:20:15.640 But in this show, most of the drama was things 361 00:20:15.640 --> 00:20:18.599 that occurred behind the scenes, and it showed you just 362 00:20:18.720 --> 00:20:23.960 how far networks go and producers go to get, you know, 363 00:20:24.480 --> 00:20:28.160 whatever they can to create drama. Had a good cass. 364 00:20:28.319 --> 00:20:31.720 It had a woman who's a really good actress, Shuri Appleby, 365 00:20:31.799 --> 00:20:35.240 who played the network boss, and Constant Zimmer, who played 366 00:20:35.279 --> 00:20:38.200 the producer. I haven't seen them in a while. Those two, 367 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:41.279 they're really good. But the one who played the producer 368 00:20:41.480 --> 00:20:43.839 swore she never get back in the game because the 369 00:20:43.920 --> 00:20:46.279 last time she had a breakdown and she can't get 370 00:20:46.319 --> 00:20:49.519 back in the game. But schery apple bee Ruder back 371 00:20:49.519 --> 00:20:51.680 because she's the best one in the world to do it. 372 00:20:51.759 --> 00:20:55.480 She gets it done. She comes back, and I figure 373 00:20:55.480 --> 00:20:58.720 around two or three seasons, but they all work together 374 00:20:58.759 --> 00:21:04.400 to bring these romantic hopefuls to tears, to manipulate them 375 00:21:04.440 --> 00:21:08.119 to having meltdowns and then screaming arguments and leaving this set, 376 00:21:08.680 --> 00:21:11.920 all because they wanted to deliver the most entertaining and 377 00:21:11.960 --> 00:21:16.680 salacious moments during this reality show. But these two producers, 378 00:21:17.839 --> 00:21:20.119 you know, the the network boss and the producer, they 379 00:21:20.160 --> 00:21:24.319 just felt trapped themselves because you know, they know their 380 00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:29.240 jobs rely on exploiting young women for shock TV moments 381 00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:34.240 and you know, TV ratings, and it was really tugging 382 00:21:34.279 --> 00:21:37.119 at their heart. Should we keep doing this exploiting women? 383 00:21:37.920 --> 00:21:40.279 But I loved it because it was all too familiar 384 00:21:40.279 --> 00:21:43.920 for me living in this town. So lately, if you 385 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:48.240 watch the Bullwins, you're gonna see cracks in Alec and 386 00:21:48.519 --> 00:21:54.160 Elodia's marriage. Remember, right after the shooting, when paparazzi were 387 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:57.000 following them as they drove their rain drove on. I 388 00:21:57.000 --> 00:21:59.480 think they were going through Vermont on a highway. And 389 00:21:59.519 --> 00:22:02.640 finally Alec gets out of the truck to address these 390 00:22:02.680 --> 00:22:06.319 paparazzi and give them what they want. And finally he's talking, 391 00:22:06.519 --> 00:22:09.480 handling it pretty well. This is right after the shooting. 392 00:22:09.799 --> 00:22:13.200 It was nuts and Hilaria comes out filming everything on 393 00:22:13.200 --> 00:22:16.119 her iPhone, and you know, she kept chirping up and 394 00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:20.039 saying things, and Alec was like, excuse me, excuse me, please, 395 00:22:20.039 --> 00:22:23.039 oh handle this. Excuse me. He sounds like Trump, doesn't 396 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:27.920 he excuse me? All handless? Ah, handless. He was very aggravated. Well, 397 00:22:27.960 --> 00:22:31.119 now you can see how she shuts him down and 398 00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:35.759 shuts him up on this show. I understand about a 399 00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:39.200 guy gets older, you just don't have the same fight 400 00:22:39.319 --> 00:22:42.920 in you anymore. You're no longer the young lion where 401 00:22:43.079 --> 00:22:47.319