Speaker 1: You have dumb people doing really stupid things.
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Speaker 1: So maybe you're going to the show going to click
Speaker 1: on that post.
Speaker 3: Dude, I have to just admit this at this point,
Speaker 3: our ear, I am out of whack here. I'm not
Speaker 3: in any pain or anything. I'm just completely out of swords. Good,
Speaker 3: I thought, No, no, not that you're out of source.
Speaker 3: Not good on that. But I'm glad that it's not
Speaker 3: painful because it sounds like it. No, no, no, quite right, ear,
Speaker 3: I don't mean to cross. Oh god, it's completely impacted
Speaker 3: with your wax is.
Speaker 1: When he told me that this morning, I said.
Speaker 3: I can't hear a gd thing out of my right
Speaker 3: ear right now. He told me this morning, right right
Speaker 3: when I right when I cruised in, and.
Speaker 4: I go, oh, so, so when you put you go
Speaker 4: to the doctor, when you put headphones on and you're
Speaker 4: only hearing things out of one side, it really just
Speaker 4: it almost.
Speaker 3: Just oh, it'll totally throw you off. So bear with me. No,
Speaker 3: I don't need. I get some hydrogen peroxie going when
Speaker 3: I get home, and I'll get this thing cleared out.
Speaker 1: Stat I thought that.
Speaker 2: Uh, I was thinking maybe if you took your headphones off,
Speaker 2: but it'd be the same thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just only hearing off the left side. Is
Speaker 3: it messing with your equalis a little bit? When I yeah,
Speaker 3: a little bit, not too bad.
Speaker 2: Be real careful walking down that uh that haul back
Speaker 2: towards our desks.
Speaker 3: Oh, you don't want me crashing out through the window
Speaker 3: there and landing in the shrubs below.
Speaker 2: No, it'd be a walkway or a tree to catch
Speaker 2: your fall. Those are your choices. You know, these idiots.
Speaker 3: Who do these street corner intersection takeovers burnout sessions, you
Speaker 3: know they'll oh yeah, they attempted one of those in
Speaker 3: Los Angeles and the Vermont Vista neighborhood last night about
Speaker 3: eleven thirty.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's great on a what seems like a Sunday night,
Speaker 2: even though it was Labor Day Monday, three and the
Speaker 2: guests ended up in attention.
Speaker 3: Three cars that tried to start this street takeover crashed
Speaker 3: into a metro bus in each other. You're doing it wrong.
Speaker 3: Left the three mangled cars, and the drivers all got
Speaker 3: out and ran. So I'm guessing the cars are probably stolen.
Speaker 4: In addition to that's what I was gonna get it,
Speaker 4: they're I don't know that they're stolen, because you know,
Speaker 4: they're usually a kind of.
Speaker 1: Souped up to be able to do that. I don't know.
Speaker 3: So how do you just leave a car, probably because
Speaker 3: the police are already looking for you. You gotta weigh
Speaker 3: the You gotta weigh the consequences here, Taco.
Speaker 2: Again, I'm driving my daughter's toyleta camera right now, and.
Speaker 1: Even that I wouldn't leave.
Speaker 3: I don't see you getting into a street takeover in
Speaker 3: your daughter's camera Big Blue.
Speaker 2: You ought to see when when I drive around town
Speaker 2: in Big Blue, there's no tin on the windows, and
Speaker 2: I swear I pulled up next.
Speaker 1: To set me.
Speaker 3: Yes, it feels like that.
Speaker 1: Pat it really does. I have not had no.
Speaker 2: Tint just since ever ever, Yeah, because even in high
Speaker 2: school I had obviously you know you have zero percent
Speaker 2: or whatever. So now I pull up in traffic and
Speaker 2: the other day pulled up there's some hot lady over there.
Speaker 3: Right staring left at me. I I just cringed within
Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't think she's laughing because
Speaker 3: you didn't have tints. She's laughing because she saw you
Speaker 3: picking your nose, but you usually do behind the safety
Speaker 3: of your darkened windows. Probably something that I was.
Speaker 2: But either way, I you know, you look over at
Speaker 2: people in traffick and I swear she go it was
Speaker 2: like a smirk, like a nice car, dude.
Speaker 1: I wanted to roll down the window and say it's
Speaker 1: paid all no car payments.
Speaker 3: You and your little beamer. Rumors started swirling that Caprice
Speaker 3: Sun was ditching their iconic pouch system. You can't and
Speaker 3: switching to bottles. You can't do that. It's not a
Speaker 3: Caprice sign. The times how many times have you tried
Speaker 3: to stab that when your kids are young, You're trying
Speaker 3: to stab that straw and and it just wont to't
Speaker 3: go in.
Speaker 1: You can.
Speaker 2: I'll always be able to do it before you get
Speaker 2: go to a bottle.
Speaker 1: I thought you were gonna say they were adding alcohol
Speaker 1: to them.
Speaker 3: So here's what I think you got to do that
Speaker 3: on your own. They are planning to add to twelve
Speaker 3: ounce bottles to their lineup next year in an effort
Speaker 3: to try to get adults to drink it.
Speaker 1: But keep the pouch.
Speaker 3: They said, the pouches are not going anywhere. They responded
Speaker 3: to this rumor getting out there by jumping on their
Speaker 3: social media saying, don't believe everything you read on the internet.
Speaker 3: We'd never disrespect the pouch. Then at some point they
Speaker 3: announced what sort of sounded like a joke, but it's not.
Speaker 3: They they starting this week, they're going to be selling
Speaker 3: full sized palettes of Caprice son exclusively through Walmart.
Speaker 1: Who's buying a palette?
Speaker 3: A palette of more than thirty eight hundred Caprice Sons
Speaker 3: will only run you about two hundred and fifty bucks,
Speaker 3: or around six cents a pouch. That's pretty cheap as
Speaker 3: opposed to normal ten packs, which are usually priced like
Speaker 3: at thirty cents a pouch. So, hey, you got a
Speaker 3: bunch of kids for the school year.
Speaker 2: That's gonna be a hell of a kid's party. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry even for the school year two hundred and fifty bucks,
Speaker 2: I know, but that many pouches thirty something under that's
Speaker 2: gonna rotten teeth, is all I think. I told you.
Speaker 2: I had a buddy at Lakemont Elementary who Patrick. His
Speaker 2: parents would freeze them and by the time it came
Speaker 2: to lunch, it.
Speaker 1: Would just be a slushy slushy.
Speaker 3: It was so cool. He was a cool kid.
Speaker 1: I was so jealous. Every now and then he trade
Speaker 1: me one, because after what you.
Speaker 3: Have to trade for on that what was it?
Speaker 1: They got moon pie or you know, not a moon pie.
Speaker 1: You don't do.
Speaker 3: Drink for drink because then your you got two drinks then.
Speaker 2: I mean they didn't have soda back then. What do
Speaker 2: you mean in elementary school?
Speaker 3: Oh they didn't.
Speaker 2: No, no, but the pouches, you know, you stab it
Speaker 2: and whatever. Afterwards, with his being frozen, we'd tear it
Speaker 2: open and then eat it like with a little spoon.
Speaker 2: Those those were days of living man. Patrick Murphy. I
Speaker 2: remember that somebody said, who cares if they're looking at
Speaker 2: you unless you're a knuckle deep?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I probably was.
Speaker 3: Picking that is definitely not out of the question. So
Speaker 3: you know, we went in depth a little while ago
Speaker 3: on yesterday's Big hot Dog eating competition. Uh, Kobyashi and
Speaker 3: Chestnut Chestnut just blowing Kobeyashi out of the water. Oh,
Speaker 3: we had some people asking what kind of hot they were?
Speaker 3: Just beef hot dogs. There was no brand associated with
Speaker 3: these specific hot dogs. The only info we received was
Speaker 3: the hotel in Vegas where this event was held, had
Speaker 3: prepared the hot dogs.
Speaker 2: Which the whole reason why they were doing this is
Speaker 2: because because Chestnut has a different brand now, so Nathan's
Speaker 2: was like, you're out.
Speaker 3: So we have no idea actually what brand? They were
Speaker 3: just beef hot dogs, even though Joey's new sponsor is
Speaker 3: a fake hot dog, which was the whole controversy to
Speaker 3: begin with. Yeah, anyway, back to where I was going,
Speaker 3: all that was going, huh exactly. While all that was
Speaker 3: going on, let's not forget what was happening in Belding,
Speaker 3: Michigan cheese ranch dressing chugging competition.
Speaker 4: I just twenty four ounces of ranch dressing, and I've
Speaker 4: seen people pour about that much on their salads, So
Speaker 4: what's the difference.
Speaker 3: I don't feel second all, it's tranch dressing.
Speaker 1: Didn't we have gamble do that? I know he did
Speaker 1: a one.
Speaker 3: That was zach Orvis chugged twenty four ounce as a
Speaker 3: ranch out of this tall beer mug. I mean he
Speaker 3: takes that thing down about three seconds. I have the
Speaker 3: video footage of him on our Facebook page if you
Speaker 3: have you want to see that.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if I could ranch dressing. I
Speaker 2: like ranch dressing, but na did you.
Speaker 3: What he said? Though? He's right? Also people put that
Speaker 3: much on their salad.
Speaker 1: Guilty.
Speaker 2: My oldest used to call Caprice Sons douchebags instead of juice.
Speaker 3: Bags when he was a two year old.
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