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<v Speaker 1>You have dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology with Lynchataco one O

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<v Speaker 2>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But your freaking idiots, all right, this hour has brought

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<v Speaker 3>you by our jr R Tuesday ticket takeover on the

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<v Speaker 3>JRR Instagram at one O one one w JRR. You

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<v Speaker 3>already know that we have stained and breaking Benjamin tickets

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<v Speaker 3>to give away on air. Also at Instagram at one

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<v Speaker 3>O one one w jr R. Like Lyncher said, over there,

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<v Speaker 3>they picked several winners too. That's the cool thing about it,

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<v Speaker 3>these Tuesday ticket takeovers.

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe you're going to the show going to click

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<v Speaker 1>on that post.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, I have to just admit this at this point,

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<v Speaker 3>our ear, I am out of whack here. I'm not

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<v Speaker 3>in any pain or anything. I'm just completely out of swords. Good,

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, No, no, not that you're out of source.

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<v Speaker 3>Not good on that. But I'm glad that it's not

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<v Speaker 3>painful because it sounds like it. No, no, no, quite right, ear,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mean to cross. Oh god, it's completely impacted

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<v Speaker 3>with your wax is.

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<v Speaker 1>When he told me that this morning, I said.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't hear a gd thing out of my right

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<v Speaker 3>ear right now. He told me this morning, right right

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<v Speaker 3>when I right when I cruised in, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I go, oh, so, so when you put you go

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<v Speaker 4>to the doctor, when you put headphones on and you're

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<v Speaker 4>only hearing things out of one side, it really just

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<v Speaker 4>it almost.

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<v Speaker 3>Just oh, it'll totally throw you off. So bear with me. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need. I get some hydrogen peroxie going when

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<v Speaker 3>I get home, and I'll get this thing cleared out.

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<v Speaker 1>Stat I thought that.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, I was thinking maybe if you took your headphones off,

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<v Speaker 2>but it'd be the same thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just only hearing off the left side. Is

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<v Speaker 3>it messing with your equalis a little bit? When I yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit, not too bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Be real careful walking down that uh that haul back

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<v Speaker 2>towards our desks.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, you don't want me crashing out through the window

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<v Speaker 3>there and landing in the shrubs below.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it'd be a walkway or a tree to catch

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<v Speaker 2>your fall. Those are your choices. You know, these idiots.

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<v Speaker 3>Who do these street corner intersection takeovers burnout sessions, you

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<v Speaker 3>know they'll oh yeah, they attempted one of those in

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<v Speaker 3>Los Angeles and the Vermont Vista neighborhood last night about

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<v Speaker 3>eleven thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's great on a what seems like a Sunday night,

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<v Speaker 2>even though it was Labor Day Monday, three and the

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<v Speaker 2>guests ended up in attention.

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<v Speaker 3>Three cars that tried to start this street takeover crashed

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<v Speaker 3>into a metro bus in each other. You're doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Left the three mangled cars, and the drivers all got

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<v Speaker 3>out and ran. So I'm guessing the cars are probably stolen.

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<v Speaker 4>In addition to that's what I was gonna get it,

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<v Speaker 4>they're I don't know that they're stolen, because you know,

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<v Speaker 4>they're usually a kind of.

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<v Speaker 1>Souped up to be able to do that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you just leave a car, probably because

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<v Speaker 3>the police are already looking for you. You gotta weigh

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<v Speaker 3>the You gotta weigh the consequences here, Taco.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, I'm driving my daughter's toyleta camera right now, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Even that I wouldn't leave.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't see you getting into a street takeover in

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<v Speaker 3>your daughter's camera Big Blue.

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<v Speaker 2>You ought to see when when I drive around town

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<v Speaker 2>in Big Blue, there's no tin on the windows, and

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<v Speaker 2>I swear I pulled up next.

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<v Speaker 1>To set me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, it feels like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Pat it really does. I have not had no.

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<v Speaker 2>Tint just since ever ever, Yeah, because even in high

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<v Speaker 2>school I had obviously you know you have zero percent

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever. So now I pull up in traffic and

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<v Speaker 2>the other day pulled up there's some hot lady over there.

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<v Speaker 3>Right staring left at me. I I just cringed within

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I don't think she's laughing because

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<v Speaker 3>you didn't have tints. She's laughing because she saw you

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<v Speaker 3>picking your nose, but you usually do behind the safety

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<v Speaker 3>of your darkened windows. Probably something that I was.

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<v Speaker 2>But either way, I you know, you look over at

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<v Speaker 2>people in traffick and I swear she go it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a smirk, like a nice car, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to roll down the window and say it's

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<v Speaker 1>paid all no car payments.

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<v Speaker 3>You and your little beamer. Rumors started swirling that Caprice

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<v Speaker 3>Sun was ditching their iconic pouch system. You can't and

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<v Speaker 3>switching to bottles. You can't do that. It's not a

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<v Speaker 3>Caprice sign. The times how many times have you tried

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<v Speaker 3>to stab that when your kids are young, You're trying

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<v Speaker 3>to stab that straw and and it just wont to't

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<v Speaker 3>go in.

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<v Speaker 1>You can.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll always be able to do it before you get

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<v Speaker 2>go to a bottle.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were gonna say they were adding alcohol

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<v Speaker 1>to them.

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<v Speaker 3>So here's what I think you got to do that

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<v Speaker 3>on your own. They are planning to add to twelve

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<v Speaker 3>ounce bottles to their lineup next year in an effort

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<v Speaker 3>to try to get adults to drink it.

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<v Speaker 1>But keep the pouch.

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<v Speaker 3>They said, the pouches are not going anywhere. They responded

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<v Speaker 3>to this rumor getting out there by jumping on their

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<v Speaker 3>social media saying, don't believe everything you read on the internet.

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<v Speaker 3>We'd never disrespect the pouch. Then at some point they

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<v Speaker 3>announced what sort of sounded like a joke, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>They they starting this week, they're going to be selling

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<v Speaker 3>full sized palettes of Caprice son exclusively through Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's buying a palette?

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<v Speaker 3>A palette of more than thirty eight hundred Caprice Sons

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<v Speaker 3>will only run you about two hundred and fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 3>or around six cents a pouch. That's pretty cheap as

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<v Speaker 3>opposed to normal ten packs, which are usually priced like

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<v Speaker 3>at thirty cents a pouch. So, hey, you got a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of kids for the school year.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gonna be a hell of a kid's party. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry even for the school year two hundred and fifty bucks,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, but that many pouches thirty something under that's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna rotten teeth, is all I think. I told you.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a buddy at Lakemont Elementary who Patrick. His

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<v Speaker 2>parents would freeze them and by the time it came

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<v Speaker 2>to lunch, it.

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<v Speaker 1>Would just be a slushy slushy.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so cool. He was a cool kid.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so jealous. Every now and then he trade

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<v Speaker 1>me one, because after what you.

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<v Speaker 3>Have to trade for on that what was it?

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<v Speaker 1>They got moon pie or you know, not a moon pie.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't do.

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<v Speaker 3>Drink for drink because then your you got two drinks then.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they didn't have soda back then. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you mean in elementary school?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh they didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, but the pouches, you know, you stab it

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever. Afterwards, with his being frozen, we'd tear it

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<v Speaker 2>open and then eat it like with a little spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Those those were days of living man. Patrick Murphy. I

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<v Speaker 2>remember that somebody said, who cares if they're looking at

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<v Speaker 2>you unless you're a knuckle deep?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I probably was.

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<v Speaker 3>Picking that is definitely not out of the question. So

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we went in depth a little while ago

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<v Speaker 3>on yesterday's Big hot Dog eating competition. Uh, Kobyashi and

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<v Speaker 3>Chestnut Chestnut just blowing Kobeyashi out of the water. Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>we had some people asking what kind of hot they were?

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<v Speaker 3>Just beef hot dogs. There was no brand associated with

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<v Speaker 3>these specific hot dogs. The only info we received was

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<v Speaker 3>the hotel in Vegas where this event was held, had

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<v Speaker 3>prepared the hot dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Which the whole reason why they were doing this is

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<v Speaker 2>because because Chestnut has a different brand now, so Nathan's

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<v Speaker 2>was like, you're out.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have no idea actually what brand? They were

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<v Speaker 3>just beef hot dogs, even though Joey's new sponsor is

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<v Speaker 3>a fake hot dog, which was the whole controversy to

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<v Speaker 3>begin with. Yeah, anyway, back to where I was going,

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<v Speaker 3>all that was going, huh exactly. While all that was

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<v Speaker 3>going on, let's not forget what was happening in Belding,

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<v Speaker 3>Michigan cheese ranch dressing chugging competition.

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<v Speaker 4>I just twenty four ounces of ranch dressing, and I've

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<v Speaker 4>seen people pour about that much on their salads, So

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<v Speaker 4>what's the difference.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't feel second all, it's tranch dressing.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't we have gamble do that? I know he did

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<v Speaker 1>a one.

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<v Speaker 3>That was zach Orvis chugged twenty four ounce as a

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<v Speaker 3>ranch out of this tall beer mug. I mean he

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<v Speaker 3>takes that thing down about three seconds. I have the

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<v Speaker 3>video footage of him on our Facebook page if you

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<v Speaker 3>have you want to see that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't know if I could ranch dressing. I

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<v Speaker 2>like ranch dressing, but na did you.

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<v Speaker 3>What he said? Though? He's right? Also people put that

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<v Speaker 3>much on their salad.

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<v Speaker 1>Guilty.

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<v Speaker 2>My oldest used to call Caprice Sons douchebags instead of juice.

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<v Speaker 3>Bags when he was a two year old.

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<v Speaker 2>Youbag coming right up, get know, followed w J R

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