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<v Speaker 3>Heyologites, what's up it to me? It's Ali Ward, here

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<v Speaker 3>we are. It's finally time. It's the moment you've been

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<v Speaker 3>waiting months for a Cephala podcast. Oh okay. Toothology comes

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<v Speaker 3>from tooth, which is Greek for cuttlefish or squid. What's

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<v Speaker 3>a cephalopod mean? Well, that comes from cephala, which means

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<v Speaker 3>head and pod feet because they essentially look like a giant,

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<v Speaker 3>this week's episode sawba squid and squids and squids and

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, back to squid. Who squid?

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<v Speaker 3>They look like swim and dicks with parrot beaks and

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<v Speaker 3>they are alive invisibility cloaks.

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<v Speaker 4>But are they aliens?

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<v Speaker 3>How do they change color?

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<v Speaker 4>Can they kill you? What's a kraken?

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<v Speaker 3>I very excitedly met with a squid scientist that I've

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<v Speaker 3>been fawning over on Twitter for months after a post

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<v Speaker 3>of hers about squid went viral. What happened was multiple

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<v Speaker 3>Jabbronis tried to tell her that her squid were cuttlefish,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's like, n I'm a squid scientist, there's quid.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've become a huge fangirl of her general knowledge

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<v Speaker 3>and passion about squids, so much that I took a

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<v Speaker 3>train two hours from New York to Connecticut and back

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<v Speaker 3>in one day just to spend an hour with her.

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<v Speaker 3>She picked me up from the train station and told

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<v Speaker 3>me i'd recognize her car because it had her Twitter

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<v Speaker 3>handle and email plus the words.

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<v Speaker 4>Ever wonder about squid?

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<v Speaker 3>Ask me anything octopus two written on the back window.

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<v Speaker 3>Her license plate reads simply squids. It's thirty nine degrees.

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<v Speaker 3>I can see my breath. I'm outside new Haven, Connecticut.

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<v Speaker 3>First time in Connecticut. I'm looking for a squid car.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so nervous. I've been trying to be her friend,

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<v Speaker 3>so hardcore for months online.

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<v Speaker 4>What if she doesn't like me? Oh my gosh, I

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<v Speaker 4>think I see her. This is so exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>Squids.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 5>Hi, Oh my gosh, it's meeting Hi. I'm getting in

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<v Speaker 5>your car.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 4>Your life's might really sesselate. We drove around New Haven

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<v Speaker 4>a little.

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<v Speaker 3>She's a PhD candidate and scientist at University of Connecticut,

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<v Speaker 3>and found a library basement to record in and we

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<v Speaker 3>talked about iridescent bioluminescent sea creatures and crafty cuttlefish cross

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<v Speaker 3>dressing octopus brains. They're shaped so weird again, Alien DNA

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<v Speaker 3>weird dating stories both human our own and stephalopod related

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<v Speaker 3>and what happens when you blindfold a cuttlefish. So please

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<v Speaker 3>get ready to become obsessed with quite possibly the world's

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<v Speaker 3>most charming and impassioned squid nerd pathologist Sarah McAnulty. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you know that I, for some reason, every time I

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<v Speaker 3>want to say your name, I want to say McNulty.

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<v Speaker 5>Most people do. Yeah, why do I do that? I

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<v Speaker 5>don't know phonetics, Irish phonetics make no sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you are a toothologist.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm a touthologist. Yes, so glad you know that word. Yeah, teuthologist.

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<v Speaker 3>Do people do you ever say that? Or do you

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<v Speaker 3>ever drop that? Cash?

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<v Speaker 6>No one knows what I'm talking about. One time someone

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<v Speaker 6>asked me if I was a touthologist, and again I

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<v Speaker 6>got very excited, but it barely comes up normally. I

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<v Speaker 6>just say I'm a squid biologist.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>You're kind of boned by phonetics because it sounds like

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<v Speaker 3>you're an orthodonist.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it does sound like you study teeth, and squid

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<v Speaker 6>don't even have teeth, so the poor things.

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<v Speaker 5>They just have beaks. So yeah, we're hose there.

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<v Speaker 3>So you are a squid scientist. Yes, how long you've

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<v Speaker 3>been into squid.

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<v Speaker 6>So I have been interested in squid since I was

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<v Speaker 6>a little kid, but I started actually working with stephalopods

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<v Speaker 6>when I was in Right after my sophomore year of college,

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<v Speaker 6>I found out about this lab in Woodshole in Massachusetts

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<v Speaker 6>that was working on cuttlefish camouflage and I thought that

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<v Speaker 6>was like so insane that you could have a career

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<v Speaker 6>working on the coolest animal there is. So I like

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<v Speaker 6>basically followed the scientist around to places that I knew

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<v Speaker 6>who was giving talks and I was.

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<v Speaker 5>Like, Hi, I'm Sarah. Please let me work for you.

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<v Speaker 6>And he was like you're too young, and I was

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<v Speaker 6>like please, though I would really like to work for you.

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah sent the lab a very passionate letter where she

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<v Speaker 3>basically said, look, if you don't hire me this year,

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<v Speaker 3>you're just gonna hear from me next year and the

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<v Speaker 3>year after that.

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<v Speaker 5>And he was like okay, crazy and gave me an internship.

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah has worked with cephalopods ever since octopuses OCTOPI more

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<v Speaker 3>on that later in college, and now she works with

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<v Speaker 3>little credits called bobtail squid, which are an evolutionary in

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<v Speaker 3>between octopuses and cuttlefish. Bobtail squid are little, they have

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<v Speaker 3>a shorter, rounded mantle, and they can be these beautiful

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<v Speaker 3>iridescent collars. They're also called dumpling squid or stubby squid

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<v Speaker 3>because of their shape, and the general consensus is that

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<v Speaker 3>they are the cutest things on planet Earth. So I'm sorry, slots,

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<v Speaker 3>you've been replaced. Super side note, if you look at

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<v Speaker 3>a photo of a bobtail squid and simply cannot even

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<v Speaker 3>or you need to scream or punch yourself in the face,

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<v Speaker 3>this is something that Yale researchers have dubbed cute aggression.

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<v Speaker 3>One hypothesis is that the brain simply cannot deal with

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<v Speaker 3>that much positive stimulation at once and turn some of

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<v Speaker 3>it into the opposite, just some negative emotion, which for

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<v Speaker 3>most people ends up being aggression or screaming or squealing

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<v Speaker 3>or slapping themselves. So google bobtail squid and then bury

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<v Speaker 3>your face into a couch cushion and shriek with abandon.

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<v Speaker 3>It's fine, it's okay, it'll be helpful. What's the timeline

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<v Speaker 3>between octopus and squid and bobtail squid? I know that's

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<v Speaker 3>a stupid, stupid question, but like, what did one come

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<v Speaker 3>first and then another? What happened.

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<v Speaker 6>So, okay, first we had like amanites, and those are

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<v Speaker 6>those things that look like Nautilus's, those like spiral shells,

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<v Speaker 6>I think a common ancestor of those, we had bellamites,

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<v Speaker 6>and those are basically squid with shells like long, skinny

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<v Speaker 6>cone shells. And then they brought the shells inside their

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<v Speaker 6>body instead of outside their body, and then they most

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<v Speaker 6>of them lost the shells completely and some keep them inside.

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<v Speaker 6>So there's like squid, like the kind of squid that

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<v Speaker 6>you eat, and calamari still has something called a pen,

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<v Speaker 6>which is like a clear, bendy.

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<v Speaker 5>Version of a shell.

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<v Speaker 6>And cuttlefish have cuttlebones, which are these actually birds eat

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<v Speaker 6>them for like calcium, but they have they're like little

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<v Speaker 6>buoyancy devices right in the back of the animal. And

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<v Speaker 6>then our bobtail squid have absolutely nothing at all. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>so octopuses diverge from squid and cuttlefish a long time ago,

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<v Speaker 6>I don't remember exactly how many millions of years ago,

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<v Speaker 6>So they're off on their own branch with vampire squid,

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<v Speaker 6>which are not either. They're more like octopuses than squid.

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<v Speaker 5>What is a vampire squid? Vampire squid are dope.

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<v Speaker 6>So vampire squid are these deep sea cephalopods that look

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<v Speaker 6>kind of like a Dumbo octopus if you've seen those,

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<v Speaker 6>But they're dark maroon red and at each at the

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<v Speaker 6>end of each of their arms, they have a little

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<v Speaker 6>organ that has biluminescence, so each of the tips of

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<v Speaker 6>their arms are biluminescent, and then they have these big

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<v Speaker 6>spots on either side of their head. They are biluminescent

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<v Speaker 6>to give the impression that they have huge eyes to

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<v Speaker 6>make other animals think they're way bigger than they actually are.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I just look these things up. Who boy, they're

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<v Speaker 3>this deep crimson color, and their arms are more webbed,

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like a bloody umbrella with a head. And

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<v Speaker 3>their Latin genus and species name is vampirate toothist infernalis,

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<v Speaker 3>and it translates to something that sounds like a title

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<v Speaker 3>to a grindhouse film, Vampire squid from Hell. That is

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<v Speaker 3>what their Latin name means, vampire squid from Hell. Do

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<v Speaker 3>they have knives and lengthy rap sheets of criminal offenses?

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<v Speaker 3>Not so much.

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<v Speaker 6>And they are non violent little animals that basically just

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<v Speaker 6>eat dead shit that falls from them above because they

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<v Speaker 6>live so deep that when things die above, it just

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<v Speaker 6>sinks down.

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<v Speaker 5>That's called marine snow.

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<v Speaker 6>And they oh god, which is quite a euphemism, is disgusting.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just like dead stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're just calling the vampire squids because they're maroon.

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<v Speaker 6>They look really scary, so like each of their arms

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<v Speaker 6>has these little spikes sticking off of it, so they

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<v Speaker 6>look really intimidating. You would think I wouldn't want to

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<v Speaker 6>run into one of those, But they're just eating dead

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<v Speaker 6>stuff and floating around, so it's.

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<v Speaker 5>Not too bad. I think it's more they got more

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<v Speaker 5>bark and bite.

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<v Speaker 3>There's when you talk about marine snow, there's pooh in

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<v Speaker 3>there too, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh totally okay, ye, okay, why squid?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, obviously squid are the coolest, but like what

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<v Speaker 3>illuminated you to how cool squid were?

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<v Speaker 6>So when I was when I first realized that squid

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<v Speaker 6>were awesome, I was about eight and I was watching

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<v Speaker 5>That I got from the library.

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<v Speaker 3>It was all about the ocean fish, coral reefs, reeves, reefs,

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<v Speaker 6>But there was segment about halfway through where they play

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<v Speaker 5>I was like, I need to know more about that animal.

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<v Speaker 6>So in the video, it's doing this like passing cloud maneuver.

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<v Speaker 6>So cuttlefish can change color as quickly as they think

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<v Speaker 6>can change, which is really cool. So they're called chromatophores,

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<v Speaker 6>it release and go back to a little teeny tiny

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<v Speaker 6>So I had been into dinosaurs, but then I switched

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<v Speaker 6>and I checked that video out all the time.

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<v Speaker 3>what color you were, let alone, if you could change

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<v Speaker 3>like an LED screen like that nat Geo video which

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<v Speaker 3>shows cuttlefish flitting about doing what's called dynamic displays, so

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<v Speaker 3>they're blinking and changing colors. There's like bands of black

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<v Speaker 3>flashing over their body, like if clouds were overhead zooming

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<v Speaker 3>past you and through bands of shadow across you, so

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<v Speaker 3>it looks like hypnotic and it confuses their prey. It's bananas.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like living squishy disco lights. I get why this

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<v Speaker 3>video was life changing. When you're obsessed with squid, I

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<v Speaker 3>think that makes other people obsessed with your obsession with squid.

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<v Speaker 4>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 5>That makes sense.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, when people are kind of obsessed with cephalopods, do

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<v Speaker 3>you think it's their huge brains or their dexterity or

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<v Speaker 6>But I think one thing that's really drawing and interesting

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<v Speaker 6>so long ago from us that they've come up with

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<v Speaker 6>all these really wacky cool ways to get around the

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<v Speaker 6>same problems that any other organism has to get around,

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<v Speaker 6>but in a super different way, Like you know, camouflage

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<v Speaker 5>But nuts.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I believe you watch videos and you're like.

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<v Speaker 5>Are so fast it's crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Are we ever going to develop technology to like give

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<v Speaker 3>us invisibility cloaks in case we see like someone we

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<v Speaker 3>don't want to see at Costco or something.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>One thing that is really really hard to figure out

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<v Speaker 6>what to do. Because it's not as though they're saying, okay,

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<v Speaker 6>I bet I could do a pretty good rendition of that.

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<v Speaker 6>They take the whole like environment, and then they kind

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<v Speaker 6>of like say, okay, I bet this would fit. It's

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<v Speaker 6>like looking for a new piece of furniture in a room,

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<v Speaker 6>not to match what you've got, but to kind of

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<v Speaker 5>But there are scientists.

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<v Speaker 6>Working on that in Woodsholl, in that lab that I

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<v Speaker 6>used to work for, understanding what cues they're using from

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<v Speaker 6>the environment to pick what to look like.

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<v Speaker 3>And getting back to that stretching the pigments out like

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<v Speaker 3>a pancake and then smushing them like a beach ball.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that change the way that the light reflects on

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<v Speaker 3>the pigment or how does that change the color?

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<v Speaker 6>So ink? Okay, So we've got multiple layers of cephalopod skin.

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<v Speaker 6>On the bottom base layer for some cephalopods like cuddlefish,

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<v Speaker 6>there's this really really white cell type called lucafors, and

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<v Speaker 6>these cells never change color. It's just whatever color you

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<v Speaker 6>shoot at them is the color that they give back

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<v Speaker 6>to you. And it's like the purest white in the

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<v Speaker 6>animal kingdom. So there are grants working to study this

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<v Speaker 6>the page is the whitest version. Your eyes have more

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<v Speaker 6>pigment or more contrast to pick up on words, which

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<v Speaker 5>Okay. So that's that's base.

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<v Speaker 6>And then above that we have a ritiphores, and our

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<v Speaker 6>ritifhors really are the ones that change color, but they

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<v Speaker 6>change color the slowest, so they can go from like

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<v Speaker 5>And those are changing hormonally, so they change.

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<v Speaker 6>A lot slower, but they're the kind of sparkly urdescent cells.

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<v Speaker 6>And then on top of those, those are where your

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<v Speaker 6>chromatophors are, and chrematophors are one color all the time,

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<v Speaker 6>but you have many different colors of chromatophors.

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<v Speaker 5>All in your kind of palette.

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<v Speaker 6>So there are like brown ones and yellow ones and

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<v Speaker 6>reddish ones, so which they choose to turn on will

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<v Speaker 6>determine the pattern that you see. So you're using all

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<v Speaker 6>of these different cell types to amalgamate pattern.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it like a like a TV screen or LED screen?

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<v Speaker 4>Like is it similar to that?

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<v Speaker 5>Or that would require me to understand how LEDs and

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<v Speaker 5>I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I tried to check to see if this TV screen

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<v Speaker 3>analogy was whack. I was like, maybe that was embarrassing

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<v Speaker 3>to say, And then I went down a rabbit hole

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<v Speaker 3>of LCD liquid crystal display backlit by LED light emitting diodes,

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<v Speaker 3>but also jumbotrons, which is actually a trademark name and

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<v Speaker 3>Sony no longer makes them, but LED jumbotrons if those

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<v Speaker 3>were like chromatophores, And then I found a published paper

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<v Speaker 3>called Dynamic Skin Patterns in Cephalopods published last year, which

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<v Speaker 3>said in the opening graph quote with parallels to the

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<v Speaker 3>pixels on a television screen, cephalopod chromatophores. So boom, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sticking with it, don't at me? Scientists agree? Now we

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<v Speaker 3>have more important squid gossip to address. So I have

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<v Speaker 3>two pieces of flim flamm I need you took on

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<v Speaker 3>like straightaway. I had an amazing doctor Christacker on icheologist,

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<v Speaker 3>and she told me that giant squid live.

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<v Speaker 4>Like five years.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that true? That squid have really lifespans?

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, so some squid leap live even shorter lifespans

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<v Speaker 6>than that. So our bobtail squid, we think, live about

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<v Speaker 6>nine months in the wild, so really short. And then

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<v Speaker 6>we think at the long end of things is like

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<v Speaker 6>about five years.

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<v Speaker 3>If they could live to one hundred years, would they

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<v Speaker 3>take over the world?

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<v Speaker 4>Would we be screwed?

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<v Speaker 5>One would have to assume yes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>The other flip flam I have to debunk is our

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<v Speaker 3>octopus and squid possibly alien DNA and that's why they're

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<v Speaker 3>so cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's talk about that one. So yeah, no, cephalopods are

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<v Speaker 5>not aliens. So here's what happened. So the octopus genome

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<v Speaker 5>came out and there's a lot of weird cool stuff

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<v Speaker 5>in that genome, and they were saying, Okay, there's all this.

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<v Speaker 6>Weird stuff going on, like it's wait, really different, it's

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<v Speaker 6>like it's an alien, they said casually to a journalist,

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<v Speaker 6>And then journalists, cephalopods are aliens.

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<v Speaker 5>We're like a shit good. No it's not. We're saying

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<v Speaker 5>like alien like squid did not come from space.

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<v Speaker 3>So talk to me a little bit about your work

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<v Speaker 3>with bacteria interactions. I know you work with bobtail squid,

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<v Speaker 3>which are these cute, cute little guys, and you study

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<v Speaker 3>bioluminescent bacteria that lives on their underside.

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<v Speaker 6>Right, So the bobtail squid has this like symbiosis with

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<v Speaker 6>the bacterium.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, it's bioluminescent. It's called Vibrio fischeri.

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<v Speaker 6>So they have this organ that is appropriately called a

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<v Speaker 6>light organ and that's where the bacteria live.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really cool. Yeah, what a rig.

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<v Speaker 6>It's an evolutionary like I just shouldn't use the word

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<v Speaker 6>mind fuck, but it's evolutionarily really really complex and cool.

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<v Speaker 3>So bobtail squid have these two little crips where they

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<v Speaker 3>house one species, one single species of bioluminescent bacteria, like

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<v Speaker 3>a bunch of glowing purse chihuahuas, but the purse is

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<v Speaker 3>your skin and the chihuahuas help you live. Now, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's just one species of bacteria that they have this

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<v Speaker 3>relationship with, it's way easier to study and isolate than

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<v Speaker 3>a microbiome with a bunch of different species, and in

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<v Speaker 3>Sarah's lab they're looking at the communication between animal and

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<v Speaker 3>the bacterium and how the immune cells influence it, like

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<v Speaker 3>how they recognize their so called good bacteria. So remember

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<v Speaker 3>the glycobiology episode with Michelle d'acua where cells use carbohydrate

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<v Speaker 3>flags to kind of check each other out.

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<v Speaker 6>And we think it's sort of like when the immune

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<v Speaker 6>cell and the bacterium first stick to each other, the

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<v Speaker 6>immune cells kind of like asking the bacterium a couple questions, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 6>when it comes to lipple polysaccharide, what do you.

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<v Speaker 5>Have going on? Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>It looks like that, Okay, what do you have going

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<v Speaker 6>on for this protein over here?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay?

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<v Speaker 6>And let me look at this one other thing on

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<v Speaker 6>your surface. And with this information combined, I can identify

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<v Speaker 6>who you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Talk to me a little bit about bobtail squid because

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<v Speaker 3>they do look like a hybrid between a squid and

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<v Speaker 3>an octopus and a cuttlefish. Which is actually how I

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<v Speaker 3>got to know and gently stock you is I saw

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<v Speaker 3>I saw you tweeted this adorable photo of when you

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<v Speaker 3>go check on your squids and like some of them

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<v Speaker 3>are totally okay with the checkup, and others pretend to

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<v Speaker 3>be rocks, and it was like one bbtail squid that

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<v Speaker 3>was covered herself in rocks and was like, now let

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<v Speaker 3>us see there, and and then some people tweeted back

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<v Speaker 3>at you like.

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<v Speaker 5>Pretty sure, you're pretty sure it's cuddlefish.

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<v Speaker 3>And everyone's like a fuck off, she's a squid scientist.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, this happens to me like maybe once a week

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<v Speaker 6>that someone tries to tell me that my bobtail squid

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<v Speaker 6>is a cuttlefish. That particular day I had like thirty

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<v Speaker 6>people tell me my bobtail squid was a cuddlefish.

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<v Speaker 5>But I've just like accepted.

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<v Speaker 6>That this is going to be part of my life,

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<v Speaker 6>like having men tell me that my squid is not

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<v Speaker 6>my squid.

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<v Speaker 5>And to be fair, like so, there are true squid.

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<v Speaker 6>And like I keep calling them calamari squid, but like

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's where you encounter them the most, like

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<v Speaker 6>this long, skinny squid. So you know, when I just say, like,

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<v Speaker 6>look at my squid doing something stupid, some people will

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<v Speaker 6>be like, well, actually it's not a true squid, it's

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<v Speaker 6>a you should really be using the term bobtail squid.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm like, yeah, I guess I should. When I have

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<v Speaker 5>this many followers and this many people like getting all

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<v Speaker 5>up in my business, I guess I should always use

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<v Speaker 5>bobtail squid.

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<v Speaker 3>And they're definitely not cuttlefish.

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<v Speaker 6>They're like just definitely not cuddlefish. So to be a cuddlefish,

423
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<v Speaker 6>you need to have a cuddlebone. And the cuddlebone is

424
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<v Speaker 6>that buoyant. A ragonite is what it's made of, kind

425
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<v Speaker 6>of shell shocky thing. Yeah, and it helps them maintain

426
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<v Speaker 6>neutral buoyancy, so they don't have to actually put an

427
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<v Speaker 6>effort staying up.

428
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<v Speaker 5>In the water. But in the water.

429
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<v Speaker 3>Every time Sarah says water, I die, I die. I

430
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<v Speaker 3>texted her afterwards to ask where she's from out of

431
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<v Speaker 3>pure linguistic curiosity, and it's Philly.

432
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<v Speaker 4>I love it so much.

433
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<v Speaker 3>So this accent is called Philadelphia English. It's the proper

434
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<v Speaker 3>name for it, and it's heavily influenced by immigrants from

435
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<v Speaker 3>Northern Ireland and Scotland. So how you pronounce water is

436
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<v Speaker 3>said to be like the defining characteristic of Philadelphia English.

437
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<v Speaker 3>I find it so charming. So please, when you hear

438
00:21:47.000 --> 00:21:51.200
<v Speaker 3>her say water, take a sip of your beverage. Rejoice

439
00:21:51.240 --> 00:21:57.279
<v Speaker 3>it's so endearing. It's like sloth baby squid level cute. Okay,

440
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<v Speaker 3>back to cuttle bones.

441
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<v Speaker 6>And if you don't have that, you are not a cuttlefish.

442
00:22:01.359 --> 00:22:03.799
<v Speaker 6>That's basic, like cuddlefish want to wa.

443
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<v Speaker 3>So if anyone's out there that's like, I'm pretty sure

444
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<v Speaker 3>I'm a cuttlefish.

445
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<v Speaker 6>Like check yourself, check your back, like are you do

446
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<v Speaker 6>you have diff and yeah, then you're a cuddle that's true.

447
00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:14.799
<v Speaker 3>You're a cuddlefish once you have ascertained if you were

448
00:22:14.839 --> 00:22:18.000
<v Speaker 3>a cuttlefish. How do you know if you're being a

449
00:22:18.039 --> 00:22:21.559
<v Speaker 3>dick on the internet. Okay, Sarah has not only a

450
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<v Speaker 3>lot of forgiveness and total compassion, but also kind of

451
00:22:25.279 --> 00:22:26.759
<v Speaker 3>an easy test for this for.

452
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<v Speaker 6>Anyone, ask yourself before you correct someone if you're right,

453
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<v Speaker 6>and if you are, proceed and say it in a

454
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<v Speaker 6>way that's like not hey, you're wrong, just say like

455
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<v Speaker 6>I'm not sure, but I think you're wrong, and that

456
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<v Speaker 6>goes over better. And also if you get caught out

457
00:22:45.359 --> 00:22:47.880
<v Speaker 6>from man's planning, like say sorry, right, and also if

458
00:22:47.920 --> 00:22:50.519
<v Speaker 6>people apologize for man's planning, like let them go, like

459
00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:54.599
<v Speaker 6>they apologize, Like everybody has a douchey moment in their life.

460
00:22:54.640 --> 00:22:58.240
<v Speaker 6>Things get so overblown so fast online and like yeah,

461
00:22:58.319 --> 00:22:59.960
<v Speaker 6>things can really snowball.

462
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<v Speaker 5>So just try to be nice to everybody.

463
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<v Speaker 4>They can marine snowball.

464
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<v Speaker 6>They can marine snowball. That would be the grossest snowball you've.

465
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<v Speaker 4>Ever seen ever.

466
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<v Speaker 3>Your position on eating cephalopods, what is it okay?

467
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<v Speaker 6>So toothoid squid I eat those are like your calamar

468
00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:22.920
<v Speaker 6>squid and bobtail squid are so small that you'd have

469
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<v Speaker 6>to they would be like eating stuff mushrooms, Like they're

470
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<v Speaker 6>so little, and so I don't eat.

471
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<v Speaker 5>Those, partially because it would.

472
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<v Speaker 6>Take a lot of work, and partially because I've raised

473
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<v Speaker 6>them from like eggs, Like from day one, I'm like,

474
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<v Speaker 6>well weird or squid mom, Like I can't eat them.

475
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<v Speaker 6>I don't eat cuttlefish because I think they're so stink

476
00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:42.640
<v Speaker 6>and cute that like I couldn't do it. And I've

477
00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:46.279
<v Speaker 6>raised those two and they're like clever and cute and

478
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<v Speaker 6>friendly and like when you feed.

479
00:23:47.759 --> 00:23:50.599
<v Speaker 5>Them, they like know you and they'll normally like.

480
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<v Speaker 6>Snuggle next to the seaweed and then if someone that

481
00:23:52.759 --> 00:23:54.960
<v Speaker 6>they know comes in that like they know will feed them,

482
00:23:55.160 --> 00:23:57.359
<v Speaker 6>they like come out of the seaweed and like say.

483
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<v Speaker 5>Huh, Hi. I had this one cuttlefish.

484
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<v Speaker 6>It was like cuddlefish number three or whatever that anytime

485
00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:04.759
<v Speaker 6>I came in the room, he wouldn't just like come

486
00:24:04.759 --> 00:24:06.920
<v Speaker 6>out of his seaweed, he would like bob his head

487
00:24:07.319 --> 00:24:09.359
<v Speaker 6>out of the water, and it like.

488
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<v Speaker 5>It was the cutest.

489
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<v Speaker 6>It was like the highlight of my day every day

490
00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:16.319
<v Speaker 6>getting greeted by cuddlefish number three. And when cuddlefish three

491
00:24:16.319 --> 00:24:17.759
<v Speaker 6>got sick and died, I like cried in the bathroom

492
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<v Speaker 6>for fifteen minutes. I was so solid because he was

493
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:22.519
<v Speaker 6>just like so cute and so friendly, and so I

494
00:24:22.599 --> 00:24:24.759
<v Speaker 6>kind of think like having cuttlefish around is like having

495
00:24:24.759 --> 00:24:27.200
<v Speaker 6>a dog around, Like they're wagging their tail and they're

496
00:24:27.200 --> 00:24:28.599
<v Speaker 6>happy to see you and they're just like, wow, you're

497
00:24:28.640 --> 00:24:32.079
<v Speaker 6>just the best. And then octopuses are like the jerk

498
00:24:32.160 --> 00:24:34.839
<v Speaker 6>cats that are like some of them are nice, some

499
00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:36.240
<v Speaker 6>of them are friendly, but a lot of them are

500
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<v Speaker 6>just like you know, I couldn't give a shit. A

501
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<v Speaker 6>few liver died and that was I've only worked with

502
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<v Speaker 6>octopus bimaculoid is the two spot, the California.

503
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<v Speaker 5>Two spot octopus.

504
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<v Speaker 6>So maybe it's just them that are sometimes jerks. So

505
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<v Speaker 6>I had eight of them in college and I not

506
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<v Speaker 6>like in my dorm room, like in the lab.

507
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<v Speaker 5>That would be a cool sign project, but not safe.

508
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<v Speaker 5>So h yeah.

509
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<v Speaker 6>When I would like feed them, so you feed crabs

510
00:25:00.920 --> 00:25:03.000
<v Speaker 6>or whatever you feed them. I fed them crabs and

511
00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:07.839
<v Speaker 6>they stack their little crabshells in a little pile, which

512
00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:09.880
<v Speaker 6>is like really cute. Because they want to keep things

513
00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:11.880
<v Speaker 6>neat and clean. So I would like come in to

514
00:25:11.920 --> 00:25:14.640
<v Speaker 6>clean their tank. And sometimes they would like play with

515
00:25:14.720 --> 00:25:17.039
<v Speaker 6>my hands or whatever. I gave them rubber ducky so

516
00:25:17.079 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 6>they might like pull the rubber ducky to the bottom

517
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<v Speaker 6>of the tank.

518
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<v Speaker 5>Let go.

519
00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:22.079
<v Speaker 6>Some of them would like squirt me in the face

520
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.839
<v Speaker 6>every single day, and I don't know if they were

521
00:25:23.880 --> 00:25:25.680
<v Speaker 6>just like playing, like, hey girl, let me squirt you

522
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<v Speaker 6>in the face. You look a little dry, but that's uncomfortable.

523
00:25:28.319 --> 00:25:31.680
<v Speaker 5>Let me help you. And others would just cower in

524
00:25:31.720 --> 00:25:33.039
<v Speaker 5>their tanks. When I was around, I was like, I

525
00:25:33.079 --> 00:25:36.160
<v Speaker 5>feed you, I don't touch you, I don't hurt you,

526
00:25:36.240 --> 00:25:37.839
<v Speaker 5>Like why are you afraid of me?

527
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:42.039
<v Speaker 6>But maybe a human out in California before they were

528
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:43.759
<v Speaker 6>caught was mean to them, or maybe they just have

529
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<v Speaker 6>good survival instincts.

530
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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

531
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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they're plotting a takeover.

532
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:49.519
<v Speaker 5>Of the world. May takeover, that's true.

533
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<v Speaker 6>There are a lot of stories of octopuses really wreaking

534
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<v Speaker 6>havoc in aquarium.

535
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<v Speaker 4>It didn't strike me until I was editing this.

536
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<v Speaker 3>Wait, wait what Okay, the plural of aquarium is aquaria.

537
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<v Speaker 5>What what?

538
00:26:03.079 --> 00:26:09.039
<v Speaker 3>Okay? Aquariums is still considered fine, but aquaria is more correct. Also,

539
00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:15.400
<v Speaker 3>jumbotrons are typically located in sports STADIU sit with that. Okay,

540
00:26:15.559 --> 00:26:19.839
<v Speaker 3>back to how and why an octopus can gtfo your

541
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<v Speaker 3>aquarium aquaria.

542
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<v Speaker 6>You basically need to like make sure the tank is

543
00:26:24.119 --> 00:26:26.599
<v Speaker 6>completely locked down and has no areas that they can

544
00:26:26.720 --> 00:26:29.920
<v Speaker 6>escape that are way smaller than you think they can

545
00:26:30.000 --> 00:26:32.000
<v Speaker 6>escape from because they can squeeze through anything the size

546
00:26:32.039 --> 00:26:34.519
<v Speaker 6>of their beak, and their beak is way smaller than

547
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<v Speaker 6>their head.

548
00:26:36.599 --> 00:26:38.079
<v Speaker 5>How do you gotta watch out for that? How do

549
00:26:38.160 --> 00:26:44.559
<v Speaker 5>their brains squish? So? Squid and octopus brains are bizarre.

550
00:26:44.680 --> 00:26:46.880
<v Speaker 5>They so they're okay.

551
00:26:46.880 --> 00:26:48.920
<v Speaker 6>So you've got a beak in the middle surrounded by

552
00:26:49.160 --> 00:26:52.400
<v Speaker 6>arms and tentacles. If you're a squid, so two tentacles

553
00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.519
<v Speaker 6>and eight arms. Everybody's got eight arms. And then they're

554
00:26:56.640 --> 00:27:00.000
<v Speaker 6>digestive like their esophagus goes through their brain. Their brain

555
00:27:00.200 --> 00:27:04.319
<v Speaker 6>is like doughnut shaped what and goes around their esophagus.

556
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:08.039
<v Speaker 6>So things are just like squashing all the time. So

557
00:27:08.079 --> 00:27:11.240
<v Speaker 6>some cephalopods you can't squash them, Like you can't squash

558
00:27:11.279 --> 00:27:15.079
<v Speaker 6>a cuttlefish because it cuddle bone is big and you

559
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:18.359
<v Speaker 6>can't squash it. But octopuses can squash through all kinds

560
00:27:18.359 --> 00:27:21.119
<v Speaker 6>of stuff. I don't know if it's like uncomfortable, because

561
00:27:21.160 --> 00:27:23.119
<v Speaker 6>like we can do things that are uncomfortable, like right,

562
00:27:23.319 --> 00:27:27.279
<v Speaker 6>hard yoga positions that we can do, but like flying coach, sure,

563
00:27:27.319 --> 00:27:29.559
<v Speaker 6>flying God, that's really unpleasant, but you can do it.

564
00:27:29.599 --> 00:27:31.119
<v Speaker 6>You know it'll get you for me to be which

565
00:27:31.119 --> 00:27:34.559
<v Speaker 6>is probably what the octopus is trying to do. But yeah,

566
00:27:34.599 --> 00:27:36.880
<v Speaker 6>I don't know they it doesn't hurt them long term,

567
00:27:37.079 --> 00:27:37.519
<v Speaker 6>I guess.

568
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:41.039
<v Speaker 3>And why do some of this squid say they're totally

569
00:27:41.039 --> 00:27:43.319
<v Speaker 3>fine with the checkup and why are others like.

570
00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:44.559
<v Speaker 4>Nah, nothing to see.

571
00:27:44.680 --> 00:27:46.519
<v Speaker 5>I think this is just like a personality thing.

572
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:49.319
<v Speaker 6>So just like there are cats that when people come

573
00:27:49.359 --> 00:27:50.839
<v Speaker 6>to the house they hide into the bed and others

574
00:27:50.839 --> 00:27:54.319
<v Speaker 6>they're like, yeh, what up, my name's Rupert, like please

575
00:27:54.359 --> 00:27:57.160
<v Speaker 6>pet me. Like I think some of them just are

576
00:27:57.240 --> 00:28:00.240
<v Speaker 6>anxious little anchors and other of others of them, or

577
00:28:00.319 --> 00:28:03.359
<v Speaker 6>like I've been here the whole time, you haven't killed

578
00:28:03.359 --> 00:28:05.839
<v Speaker 6>me yet, Like let's just do this whatever. And when

579
00:28:05.839 --> 00:28:08.000
<v Speaker 6>I'm raising the squid, they see me every day. My

580
00:28:08.160 --> 00:28:10.279
<v Speaker 6>hands are in their tanks every day, like they get

581
00:28:10.359 --> 00:28:12.119
<v Speaker 6>used to the blue nail polish and whatever that comes

582
00:28:12.160 --> 00:28:14.759
<v Speaker 6>along with me. Although I think they're color blind, so

583
00:28:14.759 --> 00:28:16.319
<v Speaker 6>they probably don't know that my nail polish is blue.

584
00:28:16.400 --> 00:28:18.720
<v Speaker 3>They're color blind, but they have chromatophores.

585
00:28:19.039 --> 00:28:20.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how wacky is that?

586
00:28:20.400 --> 00:28:21.839
<v Speaker 5>So I don't know.

587
00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:23.920
<v Speaker 6>I think octopus are color blind, but I like wouldn't

588
00:28:23.960 --> 00:28:25.839
<v Speaker 6>bet my life on that. I'm sure that cuddlefish are.

589
00:28:26.119 --> 00:28:31.279
<v Speaker 6>So they can only see like tones of green, we think, which,

590
00:28:31.960 --> 00:28:33.079
<v Speaker 6>how the hell.

591
00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:34.440
<v Speaker 5>Do they figure out what to do? We don't know.

592
00:28:34.799 --> 00:28:36.240
<v Speaker 5>There was this proposed experiment.

593
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:38.960
<v Speaker 6>Whether they were thinking, Okay, maybe there's like another way

594
00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:41.240
<v Speaker 6>for them to see color that we aren't aware of,

595
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:43.839
<v Speaker 6>so we'll just blind them and see if they can

596
00:28:45.039 --> 00:28:47.559
<v Speaker 6>change color and match their surroundings. But the scientist didn't

597
00:28:47.559 --> 00:28:49.440
<v Speaker 6>want to blind a little baby cuddlefish because that would

598
00:28:49.480 --> 00:28:50.799
<v Speaker 6>make you really sad.

599
00:28:51.039 --> 00:28:54.240
<v Speaker 5>So it never got done cause the next time people

600
00:28:54.279 --> 00:28:57.200
<v Speaker 5>are like scientists are just cold harded. They'll kill any

601
00:28:57.319 --> 00:28:57.720
<v Speaker 5>like no.

602
00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:59.440
<v Speaker 6>Sometimes we feel so bad that we just won't do

603
00:28:59.480 --> 00:29:01.079
<v Speaker 6>it and won't get the answer.

604
00:29:01.160 --> 00:29:03.319
<v Speaker 5>But anyway, I digress.

605
00:29:04.200 --> 00:29:06.519
<v Speaker 3>You can blindfold them and just be like close.

606
00:29:06.279 --> 00:29:07.480
<v Speaker 5>Your eyes, close your eyes.

607
00:29:07.559 --> 00:29:10.839
<v Speaker 6>We thought about doing that, but as we mentioned, cephlopods

608
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:12.880
<v Speaker 6>are real squishy, so we were like, what would happen

609
00:29:12.920 --> 00:29:15.440
<v Speaker 6>if we like took those goggles that you put on

610
00:29:15.839 --> 00:29:18.519
<v Speaker 6>when people go tanning, yeah, and just like stick them

611
00:29:18.519 --> 00:29:19.119
<v Speaker 6>on a cuttlefish.

612
00:29:19.119 --> 00:29:21.799
<v Speaker 5>So we like tried. They basically reached their arms back

613
00:29:21.960 --> 00:29:23.160
<v Speaker 5>and like pull it off their face.

614
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:27.119
<v Speaker 6>So if you think it's hard to like blindfold a dog,

615
00:29:27.559 --> 00:29:31.319
<v Speaker 6>like this is a squishy headed dog that has opposable everything,

616
00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.960
<v Speaker 6>so like they can just yoank stuff right out.

617
00:29:34.039 --> 00:29:36.519
<v Speaker 5>And multiples of arms, yeah, like eight of them.

618
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:41.119
<v Speaker 3>Side note arms versus tentacles. It's a thing. Octopuses have

619
00:29:41.279 --> 00:29:45.039
<v Speaker 3>eight arms, but squid and cuttlefish have eight arms plus

620
00:29:45.279 --> 00:29:50.200
<v Speaker 3>two tentacles. The tentacles are the two longer stretchy ones

621
00:29:50.279 --> 00:29:52.519
<v Speaker 3>with the grippy clubs on the end of them, and

622
00:29:52.559 --> 00:29:56.440
<v Speaker 3>the clubs have these circular serrated rings kind of like teeth,

623
00:29:56.640 --> 00:29:58.799
<v Speaker 3>so they can whip out and catch stuff, which would

624
00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:00.559
<v Speaker 3>be so handy if you were like sitting on a

625
00:30:00.599 --> 00:30:02.759
<v Speaker 3>couch and your bag of Cheetos was across the room

626
00:30:02.759 --> 00:30:06.680
<v Speaker 3>and you were like, wow, okay, you wanted to make

627
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:09.400
<v Speaker 3>sensual love to someone but didn't want to walk over

628
00:30:09.440 --> 00:30:09.759
<v Speaker 3>to them.

629
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<v Speaker 4>Tentacles also helpful. And now what about for sexing?

630
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<v Speaker 3>I heard that an octopus will just use the end

631
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.960
<v Speaker 3>of an arm like a paddle covered in sperms and

632
00:30:20.000 --> 00:30:23.920
<v Speaker 3>then be like, hey, sensus something and like send it

633
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:26.079
<v Speaker 3>swimming over to a lady like.

634
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<v Speaker 4>Use this, use this and make some babies.

635
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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so there.

636
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:36.000
<v Speaker 6>Cephalopod sex is varied and wacky. So yeah, let's just

637
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<v Speaker 6>like talk about it because there's a lot to talk

638
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<v Speaker 6>about here. So I don't even know where to begin.

639
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<v Speaker 6>So in deep sea squid, not all deep sea squid,

640
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<v Speaker 6>but this one deep sea squid whose genus and species

641
00:30:44.839 --> 00:30:47.279
<v Speaker 6>name obviously is not coming to me right.

642
00:30:47.160 --> 00:30:53.880
<v Speaker 3>Now, googled and it's Octoputothus delectron for those taking notes.

643
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<v Speaker 6>They see each other so rarely that when they see

644
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<v Speaker 6>another squid, like, they don't care if it's malequid. They

645
00:31:00.319 --> 00:31:01.799
<v Speaker 6>don't care if it's a female squid. When the male

646
00:31:01.839 --> 00:31:03.200
<v Speaker 6>squid see another squid.

647
00:31:03.200 --> 00:31:06.599
<v Speaker 5>They will punch through the body cavity and just like

648
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:11.559
<v Speaker 5>stick sperm somewhere in there. What So, like if you think.

649
00:31:11.519 --> 00:31:14.000
<v Speaker 6>You've had a bad date, I'm sure you have, but

650
00:31:14.119 --> 00:31:19.240
<v Speaker 6>at least no one literally punched sperm through your abs, Like.

651
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<v Speaker 5>No, and they don't even verify verify No, there's like, oh,

652
00:31:23.559 --> 00:31:24.599
<v Speaker 5>that could be a squid.

653
00:31:25.279 --> 00:31:27.839
<v Speaker 6>And then it's like, oh, so there are just like

654
00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:30.319
<v Speaker 6>male squid getting sperm stuck on the inside female squid

655
00:31:30.359 --> 00:31:30.960
<v Speaker 6>against whare.

656
00:31:31.119 --> 00:31:33.839
<v Speaker 5>That just sounds like a terrible approach. But do they

657
00:31:33.880 --> 00:31:37.839
<v Speaker 5>survive it? Yeah? Yeah, so I would.

658
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:41.079
<v Speaker 3>I would change myself into an invisibility cloak all the time,

659
00:31:41.079 --> 00:31:41.519
<v Speaker 3>no wonder.

660
00:31:41.519 --> 00:31:43.440
<v Speaker 5>I'd be like, yeah, there's no squid here. I got

661
00:31:43.440 --> 00:31:44.960
<v Speaker 5>to get out of here. And this is the pits.

662
00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:49.559
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the dating scene of the deep sea is no good. Okay,

663
00:31:49.599 --> 00:31:53.559
<v Speaker 6>let's talk about something better. So we've got the giant

664
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<v Speaker 6>Australian cuddlefish. And this is like my favorite cephalopod tail

665
00:31:56.720 --> 00:31:59.759
<v Speaker 6>out there. So these these cuddlefish are like.

666
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:04.279
<v Speaker 5>A meter long. They're huge and beautiful. So the males

667
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:04.799
<v Speaker 5>are like.

668
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:07.400
<v Speaker 6>Okay, if you can picture a cudle fish, if you've

669
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<v Speaker 6>never seen a cuttlefish before. Picture a rugby ball with

670
00:32:10.440 --> 00:32:13.160
<v Speaker 6>like a bed skirt around the outside, and then like

671
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:15.440
<v Speaker 6>a little stupid face with eight arms.

672
00:32:15.480 --> 00:32:16.519
<v Speaker 5>So you're there, we're there.

673
00:32:16.759 --> 00:32:18.880
<v Speaker 6>And now the males have these two big arms that

674
00:32:19.039 --> 00:32:21.519
<v Speaker 6>kind of are like flopping down on either side. They're

675
00:32:21.559 --> 00:32:25.119
<v Speaker 6>really big and kind of billowy, and they kind of

676
00:32:25.160 --> 00:32:27.519
<v Speaker 6>look like someone put on a shirt that's way too

677
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.599
<v Speaker 6>big for them, and that's their skin. And they're purple

678
00:32:30.839 --> 00:32:33.160
<v Speaker 6>and blue and beautiful and.

679
00:32:33.039 --> 00:32:36.359
<v Speaker 3>Roughly, honestly, with their arms like right in front of

680
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:42.839
<v Speaker 3>their eyes, they look like heavily mustachioed, like Ron Swanson types,

681
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:45.440
<v Speaker 3>or like a bristle lipped cop from.

682
00:32:45.279 --> 00:32:46.119
<v Speaker 4>An old movie.

683
00:32:46.319 --> 00:32:48.599
<v Speaker 3>And now the female of the species is much smaller,

684
00:32:48.599 --> 00:32:52.160
<v Speaker 3>and they tend to put on more maroon splotchy patterns,

685
00:32:52.279 --> 00:32:55.519
<v Speaker 3>so they're easily distinguished from the males by the size

686
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 3>and the color. Well, most males, and there are a

687
00:32:57.920 --> 00:33:01.400
<v Speaker 3>lot of males in the breeding frenzies, which I propose

688
00:33:01.920 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 3>I think they should call them cuddle parties.

689
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:09.039
<v Speaker 6>It's quite a battle because there's like ten males to

690
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:13.119
<v Speaker 6>every one female out there, so yeah, it's a tough it's.

691
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.599
<v Speaker 5>A tough sausage parties. It's a sausage vest.

692
00:33:16.000 --> 00:33:19.319
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So the big males will basically battle each other.

693
00:33:19.319 --> 00:33:23.319
<v Speaker 6>They'll wrestle, and the winner of the wrestling match, which

694
00:33:23.359 --> 00:33:28.680
<v Speaker 6>is like hilarious because like watching two like comforters battle

695
00:33:28.799 --> 00:33:32.599
<v Speaker 6>is like pretty funny. So there, yet there's like flu

696
00:33:32.640 --> 00:33:37.200
<v Speaker 6>feed tentacles everywhere, arms rather everywhere, and the winner gets

697
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:38.920
<v Speaker 6>access to the female for at least a bit of

698
00:33:38.960 --> 00:33:42.680
<v Speaker 6>time mates with her, and then the females meanwhile mating

699
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:45.680
<v Speaker 6>with many males throughout this time period and storing the

700
00:33:45.680 --> 00:33:48.119
<v Speaker 6>sperm from each male in these little pockets that she's

701
00:33:48.160 --> 00:33:50.440
<v Speaker 6>got in her arms, and she's like just keeping her

702
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:51.279
<v Speaker 6>rolodex of.

703
00:33:51.200 --> 00:33:52.400
<v Speaker 5>Sperm ready to go.

704
00:33:52.440 --> 00:33:55.119
<v Speaker 6>And then when she actually lays her eggs, she gets

705
00:33:55.160 --> 00:33:57.000
<v Speaker 6>to kind of pick who she liked and who she

706
00:33:57.039 --> 00:33:57.480
<v Speaker 6>didn't like.

707
00:33:57.599 --> 00:33:59.240
<v Speaker 5>Does she remember? Because I can't.

708
00:33:59.279 --> 00:34:02.519
<v Speaker 3>That sounds like the season premiere of The Bachelor, Basically,

709
00:34:02.720 --> 00:34:03.680
<v Speaker 3>I guess she does.

710
00:34:03.839 --> 00:34:05.839
<v Speaker 5>How does she do it? I don't know.

711
00:34:06.400 --> 00:34:10.440
<v Speaker 6>They're very organized, so okay, that's already pretty cool. But

712
00:34:10.480 --> 00:34:12.599
<v Speaker 6>then you have these little males and they know they

713
00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:14.880
<v Speaker 6>don't stand a chance against the big males if they

714
00:34:14.920 --> 00:34:16.440
<v Speaker 6>get in a battle they're gonna lose, so they got

715
00:34:16.440 --> 00:34:17.639
<v Speaker 6>to think of something.

716
00:34:17.280 --> 00:34:21.440
<v Speaker 5>Else to do, so they will cross dress.

717
00:34:21.480 --> 00:34:24.599
<v Speaker 6>Basically, they take those two big billowy arms in the

718
00:34:24.599 --> 00:34:27.239
<v Speaker 6>side and they just tuck them a la Rue Paul's

719
00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:30.840
<v Speaker 6>drag race, and no they do. And then they put

720
00:34:30.880 --> 00:34:33.679
<v Speaker 6>on this like the modey pattern of the female. And

721
00:34:33.719 --> 00:34:36.039
<v Speaker 6>then they just like swim on over to the female

722
00:34:36.039 --> 00:34:38.639
<v Speaker 6>and they're like, hey girl. And then when the male

723
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:42.119
<v Speaker 6>is like, I'm killing it. I got two ladies. This

724
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:45.159
<v Speaker 6>is the best day ever, yo, Joe. And then while

725
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:48.039
<v Speaker 6>he goes to talk to his friend, the little male

726
00:34:48.400 --> 00:34:52.920
<v Speaker 6>is like psm. A dude mates with the female, leaves

727
00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:54.920
<v Speaker 6>really fast so that he doesn't get his ass kicked

728
00:34:54.920 --> 00:34:57.639
<v Speaker 6>by the big male. And then when the female goes

729
00:34:57.679 --> 00:34:59.400
<v Speaker 6>to lay her eggs, so she's got her eggs like

730
00:34:59.440 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 6>all back up in the mantle and she fertilizes them

731
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:04.239
<v Speaker 6>one by one and puts them in a little egg

732
00:35:04.280 --> 00:35:05.159
<v Speaker 6>clutch on the bottom.

733
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<v Speaker 5>Of the ocean. So when she goes to do that,

734
00:35:07.920 --> 00:35:08.119
<v Speaker 5>like I.

735
00:35:08.119 --> 00:35:11.159
<v Speaker 6>Said before, she can choose who she liked. And those males,

736
00:35:11.239 --> 00:35:14.239
<v Speaker 6>the little males that cross dress, they get a bigger

737
00:35:14.440 --> 00:35:20.639
<v Speaker 6>proportion of the eggs than the big males. Why, I

738
00:35:20.679 --> 00:35:24.519
<v Speaker 6>guess they want to like maybe the females liked intelligence.

739
00:35:24.000 --> 00:35:25.679
<v Speaker 5>Like, hey, that was pretty smart.

740
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:26.039
<v Speaker 1>God.

741
00:35:26.639 --> 00:35:29.199
<v Speaker 6>So if we're ever like how did those stephalopods get

742
00:35:29.239 --> 00:35:32.280
<v Speaker 6>so smart, it's like, well, here's one way they're choosing

743
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:32.599
<v Speaker 6>for it.

744
00:35:32.880 --> 00:35:36.519
<v Speaker 3>So it sounds like the like the worst rom com

745
00:35:36.559 --> 00:35:41.400
<v Speaker 3>plot ever. So they're able to change their pattern to

746
00:35:41.559 --> 00:35:42.760
<v Speaker 3>look like a lady.

747
00:35:42.880 --> 00:35:43.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

748
00:35:43.360 --> 00:35:45.559
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, So it's all like so we talk about like

749
00:35:45.960 --> 00:35:48.159
<v Speaker 6>and I might get yelled after this, but like we

750
00:35:48.199 --> 00:35:52.280
<v Speaker 6>talk about gender being obviously different from sex, and you

751
00:35:53.159 --> 00:35:55.880
<v Speaker 6>only have gender when there's society, you know, so like

752
00:35:55.880 --> 00:35:57.599
<v Speaker 6>we normally we're only like, well, gender is only true

753
00:35:57.599 --> 00:35:59.719
<v Speaker 6>in humans because only humans have society. And it's like

754
00:36:00.280 --> 00:36:02.679
<v Speaker 6>and yet if you can cross stress and put on

755
00:36:02.719 --> 00:36:07.000
<v Speaker 6>different like cultural patterns and signals of being a male

756
00:36:07.079 --> 00:36:10.480
<v Speaker 6>or female, Like do cuttlefish kind of have gender? Like

757
00:36:10.920 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 6>maybe I don't know. I'm not a gender and sexuality scientist.

758
00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:15.679
<v Speaker 6>I'm a squid scientist.

759
00:36:15.920 --> 00:36:18.239
<v Speaker 5>But food for thought for us to all think about

760
00:36:18.440 --> 00:36:19.360
<v Speaker 5>as we go about our day.

761
00:36:19.440 --> 00:36:22.159
<v Speaker 3>I mean it's kind of like how us ladies like

762
00:36:23.159 --> 00:36:24.199
<v Speaker 3>funny ugly guys.

763
00:36:24.519 --> 00:36:25.400
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, totally.

764
00:36:25.400 --> 00:36:26.960
<v Speaker 4>You're like, you've got a good brain. Yeah, I do

765
00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:27.800
<v Speaker 4>you need a jaw line?

766
00:36:28.320 --> 00:36:28.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

767
00:36:28.599 --> 00:36:30.920
<v Speaker 5>Man, that's so fascinating.

768
00:36:30.960 --> 00:36:33.000
<v Speaker 3>I always like to ask, is there a movie about

769
00:36:33.039 --> 00:36:36.280
<v Speaker 3>cephalopods that you hate or love?

770
00:36:37.239 --> 00:36:37.320
<v Speaker 5>All?

771
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:37.519
<v Speaker 1>Right?

772
00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:43.039
<v Speaker 6>Whale Leagues under the Sea has a giant squid. There

773
00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:46.119
<v Speaker 6>are certainly no movies about squid biologists that I'm aware of.

774
00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:49.079
<v Speaker 3>Are there any sea creatures like giant squid and any

775
00:36:49.079 --> 00:36:50.719
<v Speaker 3>of the pirates in the Yeah.

776
00:36:51.079 --> 00:36:55.360
<v Speaker 6>There is the krack and one of them. But yeah,

777
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:59.440
<v Speaker 6>we can talk about that because that kraken upsets me. Okay, So,

778
00:36:59.519 --> 00:37:03.480
<v Speaker 6>like we said, cephalopods have beaks, and this kraken when

779
00:37:03.519 --> 00:37:05.519
<v Speaker 6>it comes out now, of course, like the kracken is

780
00:37:05.519 --> 00:37:08.519
<v Speaker 6>a mythological creature, but the kracken that was the mythological

781
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:11.599
<v Speaker 6>creature we've shown it's probably a giant squid. So I

782
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:13.719
<v Speaker 6>denounced the fact that it's mythological.

783
00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:14.199
<v Speaker 5>It's real.

784
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:17.920
<v Speaker 6>Uh so whatever, So it's like, stick with what's real.

785
00:37:18.119 --> 00:37:20.360
<v Speaker 6>And so the kraken in that movie has like.

786
00:37:21.840 --> 00:37:25.079
<v Speaker 5>Rings of teeth like a shark sort of, but like

787
00:37:25.400 --> 00:37:26.760
<v Speaker 5>there's no beak in there.

788
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:29.159
<v Speaker 6>It's just rings of teeth. And I'm like, come on, man,

789
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.320
<v Speaker 6>you we have access to what those animals look like.

790
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:36.400
<v Speaker 5>Beaks are scary enough, but we don't need rings of teething.

791
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:37.679
<v Speaker 5>What do the beaks look like?

792
00:37:37.960 --> 00:37:40.840
<v Speaker 3>And where did those come from from an evolutionary standpoint?

793
00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:42.519
<v Speaker 6>Who I don't know where they came from from an

794
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:49.079
<v Speaker 6>evolutionary standpoint, but they look like sharp parrot beaks kind of,

795
00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:53.000
<v Speaker 6>they're like brown parrot beaks. I should have brought them

796
00:37:53.119 --> 00:37:56.320
<v Speaker 6>because I have a collection of squid beaks, which is

797
00:37:56.480 --> 00:37:59.199
<v Speaker 6>something that we don't mention on the first date, which

798
00:38:00.280 --> 00:38:02.280
<v Speaker 6>I'm going to tell you a story that I've never

799
00:38:02.280 --> 00:38:04.079
<v Speaker 6>told on a podcast before. Yeah, So, once upon a

800
00:38:04.119 --> 00:38:05.920
<v Speaker 6>time I was gone on a date with a dude

801
00:38:05.960 --> 00:38:09.239
<v Speaker 6>whose name I shouldn't mention. We were hanging out and

802
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:11.039
<v Speaker 6>talking about raccoons and stuff, as you do on a

803
00:38:11.079 --> 00:38:12.239
<v Speaker 6>first day, and then.

804
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:13.480
<v Speaker 5>We things were going pretty well.

805
00:38:13.639 --> 00:38:16.159
<v Speaker 6>So we were back in my apartment and then we

806
00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:18.280
<v Speaker 6>like went in my room to hang out, and then

807
00:38:18.519 --> 00:38:20.760
<v Speaker 6>he found a box under my bed.

808
00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:23.320
<v Speaker 5>It was like what it was like pretty close to

809
00:38:23.320 --> 00:38:25.679
<v Speaker 5>that to like the he was like deep under my head.

810
00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:27.039
<v Speaker 5>It was like pretty close to the outside of my bed,

811
00:38:27.159 --> 00:38:28.639
<v Speaker 5>and he was like, well, what's in the box? Thinking

812
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:30.079
<v Speaker 5>it would be something that would be.

813
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:33.920
<v Speaker 6>Fun for him, But I knew that that box had

814
00:38:34.320 --> 00:38:38.320
<v Speaker 6>like squid beaks in it, like squid peaked, octopus peaks,

815
00:38:38.519 --> 00:38:44.079
<v Speaker 6>cuddle bones, like dried flowers and like snake skins and stuff.

816
00:38:44.119 --> 00:38:46.760
<v Speaker 5>And I was like, oh, no, yeah, you don't want

817
00:38:46.800 --> 00:38:48.920
<v Speaker 5>to go in there, like that's it's maybe not the

818
00:38:48.920 --> 00:38:51.000
<v Speaker 5>best idea. So he was like, oh, that means I

819
00:38:51.000 --> 00:38:52.159
<v Speaker 5>should definitely go in there.

820
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:54.840
<v Speaker 6>So he opens it up and like, Okay, maybe recently

821
00:38:55.079 --> 00:38:57.239
<v Speaker 6>I had gotten some squid and maybe I was like

822
00:38:57.320 --> 00:39:00.599
<v Speaker 6>still working on getting some of the squid chunks off

823
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 6>of them, so I like had soaked them in this

824
00:39:02.559 --> 00:39:06.239
<v Speaker 6>like ethan all. So like I So he was like, wait,

825
00:39:06.400 --> 00:39:08.519
<v Speaker 6>what is this and was like already like the look

826
00:39:08.559 --> 00:39:10.360
<v Speaker 6>on his face went from like this is gonna be

827
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:11.280
<v Speaker 6>a great night to.

828
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:13.960
<v Speaker 5>Like what the fuck did I get myself into? And

829
00:39:14.000 --> 00:39:15.480
<v Speaker 5>I was like, oh, well, I mean those are just

830
00:39:15.519 --> 00:39:16.920
<v Speaker 5>like squid peaks.

831
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:19.480
<v Speaker 6>And I also have some octopus and uh, cuddlefish too,

832
00:39:19.519 --> 00:39:23.159
<v Speaker 6>and or and then and he he opened it. He

833
00:39:23.280 --> 00:39:26.800
<v Speaker 6>opened it, and and then he just closed the jar,

834
00:39:27.320 --> 00:39:30.360
<v Speaker 6>put it back in the box, put the box under

835
00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:30.719
<v Speaker 6>my bed.

836
00:39:31.199 --> 00:39:34.000
<v Speaker 5>Oh, walked out and never talked to me. No again.

837
00:39:34.360 --> 00:39:35.719
<v Speaker 3>Oh I was gonna ho I was home.

838
00:39:35.800 --> 00:39:38.639
<v Speaker 5>No say that you're like engaged or something not even.

839
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:40.519
<v Speaker 3>After hanging out in a basement with his chick for

840
00:39:40.599 --> 00:39:44.039
<v Speaker 3>one hour, I can very much say his loss.

841
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:45.480
<v Speaker 4>Are you ready for some rapid fire?

842
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:47.880
<v Speaker 5>I'm so ready for some rapid Okay, all right, But.

843
00:39:47.920 --> 00:39:51.280
<v Speaker 3>Before we take questions from you, our beloved listeners, we're

844
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<v Speaker 3>going to take a quick break for sponsors of the show. Sponsors.

845
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, your questions, Lily masaman to know what's the deal

866
00:41:01.119 --> 00:41:01.679
<v Speaker 3>with squid ink?

867
00:41:02.199 --> 00:41:03.320
<v Speaker 5>What's the deal with squid ink?

868
00:41:03.360 --> 00:41:05.920
<v Speaker 6>So squid Okay, yeah, this is a good question because

869
00:41:05.920 --> 00:41:07.960
<v Speaker 6>I can go anywhere I want with it. So squid

870
00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:10.679
<v Speaker 6>ink is it's a pigment that they store in their

871
00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:14.679
<v Speaker 6>inksack and they primarily use it to get away from predators.

872
00:41:14.679 --> 00:41:17.400
<v Speaker 5>So they have two options. They could either make.

873
00:41:17.280 --> 00:41:21.519
<v Speaker 6>This poofy cloud that they just like like a smoke bomb,

874
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:25.280
<v Speaker 6>and then they disappear and confuse everybody and potentially it

875
00:41:25.360 --> 00:41:26.840
<v Speaker 6>tastes bad to some fish.

876
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:29.920
<v Speaker 3>So the inky like ah, you can't see me leave

877
00:41:30.360 --> 00:41:31.280
<v Speaker 3>is one tactic.

878
00:41:31.639 --> 00:41:32.840
<v Speaker 5>Another approach is.

879
00:41:34.320 --> 00:41:38.440
<v Speaker 6>What's called a pseudomorph So that's a blob that they

880
00:41:38.960 --> 00:41:40.880
<v Speaker 6>incorporate mucus into.

881
00:41:40.920 --> 00:41:44.679
<v Speaker 5>The Uh. But no, it's great, It's okay. I've had

882
00:41:44.719 --> 00:41:47.599
<v Speaker 5>it all over my face before because.

883
00:41:47.360 --> 00:41:50.800
<v Speaker 6>I was working with a squid and it woke up

884
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:52.679
<v Speaker 6>in the middle of me trying to wake it up

885
00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.880
<v Speaker 6>really violently and just inked me right in the face

886
00:41:55.920 --> 00:41:58.119
<v Speaker 6>and it was just like dripping off my face, and

887
00:41:58.159 --> 00:41:59.039
<v Speaker 6>I was like, man.

888
00:41:59.400 --> 00:41:59.960
<v Speaker 5>I deserved it.

889
00:42:00.320 --> 00:42:04.199
<v Speaker 6>They'll shoot the pseudomorph where they were, jet away from

890
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:07.239
<v Speaker 6>where they are, leave the blob where they were, So

891
00:42:07.280 --> 00:42:10.440
<v Speaker 6>the shark or the big fish is like, oh, there

892
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:12.719
<v Speaker 6>is and then attacks the blob and just gets a

893
00:42:12.760 --> 00:42:13.920
<v Speaker 6>mouthful of mucacy.

894
00:42:14.000 --> 00:42:16.199
<v Speaker 3>Ink. How pissed would you be if you were eating

895
00:42:16.199 --> 00:42:18.880
<v Speaker 3>a sandwich. You blink for a second, you put the

896
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:21.559
<v Speaker 3>sandwich your mouth. It's an inky, inky blob of mucus.

897
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:22.440
<v Speaker 5>That would be a real bummer.

898
00:42:23.880 --> 00:42:26.719
<v Speaker 4>Your sandwich is like what aren't Yeah?

899
00:42:28.000 --> 00:42:29.159
<v Speaker 5>Pissed? Pissed.

900
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:32.079
<v Speaker 3>So that's the deal. I didn't know that that's what

901
00:42:32.079 --> 00:42:33.679
<v Speaker 3>they used it for. I thought they were they only

902
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:34.760
<v Speaker 3>produced it for pasta.

903
00:42:35.360 --> 00:42:37.119
<v Speaker 5>That's true, they also use it for pasta.

904
00:42:38.320 --> 00:42:42.159
<v Speaker 3>Al Martinez wants to know how many giant squids are

905
00:42:42.159 --> 00:42:46.480
<v Speaker 3>there and is there any truth to the old tails

906
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:48.239
<v Speaker 3>of giant squids attacking ships.

907
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:50.239
<v Speaker 5>Okay, no, that's that's the question I'll answer.

908
00:42:50.480 --> 00:42:54.679
<v Speaker 6>So there are most likely a shit ton of giant

909
00:42:54.679 --> 00:42:58.679
<v Speaker 6>squid because we find a lot of giant squid beaks

910
00:42:58.719 --> 00:43:00.360
<v Speaker 6>in sperm whales.

911
00:43:00.719 --> 00:43:02.639
<v Speaker 5>So we've like tried to back of.

912
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:05.840
<v Speaker 6>The envelope calculate how many giant squid there are, and

913
00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.360
<v Speaker 6>I don't have that exact number in my head, but

914
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:11.960
<v Speaker 6>they live pretty much everywhere in the deep ocean. Now,

915
00:43:12.000 --> 00:43:15.440
<v Speaker 6>the reason there's this myth about them attacking ships is

916
00:43:15.480 --> 00:43:20.360
<v Speaker 6>that these animals are full of ammonia, which is part

917
00:43:20.360 --> 00:43:23.000
<v Speaker 6>of dealing with buoyancy basically, and when they die, instead

918
00:43:23.000 --> 00:43:25.639
<v Speaker 6>of sinking like other squid and cuttlefish and octopus to do,

919
00:43:26.320 --> 00:43:26.920
<v Speaker 6>they float.

920
00:43:27.400 --> 00:43:28.559
<v Speaker 5>And so when.

921
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:31.800
<v Speaker 6>They're starting to feel like crap and start to die,

922
00:43:31.880 --> 00:43:33.679
<v Speaker 6>they tend to just sort of like go near the

923
00:43:33.719 --> 00:43:35.840
<v Speaker 6>top of the water. Yeah, we think there are a lot,

924
00:43:35.880 --> 00:43:38.639
<v Speaker 6>a lot, a lot of giant squid oo oh, and

925
00:43:38.800 --> 00:43:40.920
<v Speaker 6>they get to the top of the water when they're sick,

926
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:43.800
<v Speaker 6>and ships like maybe they'll just like touch the side

927
00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.920
<v Speaker 6>of the ship because they're like what what year is it?

928
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:48.920
<v Speaker 5>Like who are you? Are you gonna help me?

929
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:50.960
<v Speaker 6>And then they're like the sailors like, oh my god,

930
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:53.320
<v Speaker 6>it's attacking. Meanwhile, it's just like on its deathbed and

931
00:43:53.400 --> 00:43:56.159
<v Speaker 6>feeling like garbage. So it's not gonna hurt you.

932
00:43:56.320 --> 00:43:59.079
<v Speaker 5>Tell my family, I love exactly exactly.

933
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.079
<v Speaker 3>John Worst wants to know how intelligent is an octopus?

934
00:44:02.119 --> 00:44:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Would it's intelligence level compare it to like a four

935
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:06.800
<v Speaker 3>or five year old child, or is it more intelligent

936
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:07.159
<v Speaker 3>than that?

937
00:44:07.239 --> 00:44:10.679
<v Speaker 6>The short answer is like, Lord knows how smart any

938
00:44:10.679 --> 00:44:11.400
<v Speaker 6>given animal is.

939
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:13.840
<v Speaker 5>You Really it's like a harder question than you think

940
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:14.119
<v Speaker 5>it is.

941
00:44:14.360 --> 00:44:18.000
<v Speaker 6>So when you are assessing how smart an animal is

942
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:22.960
<v Speaker 6>and you're not like an animal intelligence scientist, you might think, like, okay,

943
00:44:23.239 --> 00:44:26.159
<v Speaker 6>you're kind of judging the animal based on how you

944
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:29.840
<v Speaker 6>judge human intelligence. How smart is an octopus compared to

945
00:44:29.920 --> 00:44:33.400
<v Speaker 6>like an age of human I don't know, maybe like

946
00:44:33.480 --> 00:44:35.079
<v Speaker 6>a dog, I don't know.

947
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.719
<v Speaker 4>I guess it also depends on how dumb your children are.

948
00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:40.559
<v Speaker 5>That's very true. I've ever had a child or watched

949
00:44:40.599 --> 00:44:43.159
<v Speaker 5>one develop. I mean, dam so.

950
00:44:43.519 --> 00:44:45.480
<v Speaker 3>As a four year old, I got my whole arm

951
00:44:45.559 --> 00:44:48.199
<v Speaker 3>stuck in an escalator and they had to invent the

952
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:51.679
<v Speaker 3>emergency stop button for me and another kid whose foot

953
00:44:51.679 --> 00:44:52.360
<v Speaker 3>got eaten off.

954
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:53.880
<v Speaker 4>So it's really depends on.

955
00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:55.800
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, who's definitely wouldn't happen to an octagen.

956
00:44:56.000 --> 00:44:58.079
<v Speaker 3>No, So even if it did, it's like I have

957
00:44:58.280 --> 00:44:59.840
<v Speaker 3>seven extra I'm just gonna eat this.

958
00:45:00.159 --> 00:45:01.880
<v Speaker 5>We're good, okay.

959
00:45:02.079 --> 00:45:05.440
<v Speaker 3>Christa Avanpado says, are squid likely to be more impacted

960
00:45:05.440 --> 00:45:09.280
<v Speaker 3>by climate change than other sea animals? Or they or

961
00:45:09.360 --> 00:45:11.800
<v Speaker 3>will they be one of the species it's best able

962
00:45:11.840 --> 00:45:12.360
<v Speaker 3>to adapt.

963
00:45:12.920 --> 00:45:17.159
<v Speaker 6>So squid are doing really well right now, but we

964
00:45:17.239 --> 00:45:19.679
<v Speaker 6>think that's more to do with the fact that we

965
00:45:19.679 --> 00:45:20.639
<v Speaker 6>don't overfish them.

966
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:24.159
<v Speaker 5>So we have overfished the hell out of most fish populations.

967
00:45:24.159 --> 00:45:26.679
<v Speaker 6>We started with the biggest fish and then we've been

968
00:45:26.679 --> 00:45:29.000
<v Speaker 6>working our way down ever since, so the really small

969
00:45:29.039 --> 00:45:33.360
<v Speaker 6>prey fish are doing the best. The one thing that

970
00:45:34.199 --> 00:45:36.639
<v Speaker 6>cephalopods generally have to worry about with climate change is

971
00:45:36.719 --> 00:45:41.960
<v Speaker 6>ocean acidification. So basically, when the ocean is acidic, it's

972
00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:44.280
<v Speaker 6>harder to build a shell, so that's going to be

973
00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:48.280
<v Speaker 6>a problem for all crustaceans and clams, bibales, whatever. Now,

974
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:51.639
<v Speaker 6>when they're looking at populations in the last like five

975
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.719
<v Speaker 6>ten years, all of the cephalopods that I know of

976
00:45:54.920 --> 00:45:57.079
<v Speaker 6>are doing really well. But we don't have really good

977
00:45:57.159 --> 00:46:01.119
<v Speaker 6>records of fisheries information for squid because back then you

978
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:03.679
<v Speaker 6>wouldn't need to eat a squid because you had cod

979
00:46:03.719 --> 00:46:06.440
<v Speaker 6>coming out your ears. So we think they're doing all right.

980
00:46:06.719 --> 00:46:08.559
<v Speaker 6>We don't think they're in dangered. The other nice thing

981
00:46:08.639 --> 00:46:10.639
<v Speaker 6>is that they have really short life spans for the

982
00:46:10.639 --> 00:46:12.519
<v Speaker 6>purposes of adapting quickly.

983
00:46:12.559 --> 00:46:15.880
<v Speaker 5>That's great when you produce a lot of your species,

984
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:17.480
<v Speaker 5>it leads.

985
00:46:17.960 --> 00:46:20.320
<v Speaker 6>It gives you more opportunity to adapt quickly and evolve

986
00:46:20.400 --> 00:46:23.239
<v Speaker 6>quickly compared to an animal that you know needs to

987
00:46:23.280 --> 00:46:26.159
<v Speaker 6>live fifty years before it reproduces, right.

988
00:46:26.880 --> 00:46:29.280
<v Speaker 3>So they have more iterations to kind of play a

989
00:46:29.280 --> 00:46:31.480
<v Speaker 3>week and yeah, see, oh that's interesting. I had never

990
00:46:31.519 --> 00:46:33.920
<v Speaker 3>thought about that. Okay, Jennifer Overbe wants to know. Are

991
00:46:33.960 --> 00:46:36.559
<v Speaker 3>squid social creatures? I think we just talked about how

992
00:46:36.599 --> 00:46:39.039
<v Speaker 3>they were loaners. She said, I've only ever seen them alone,

993
00:46:39.079 --> 00:46:41.480
<v Speaker 3>but they must get busy every once in a while.

994
00:46:41.559 --> 00:46:44.000
<v Speaker 3>So with how intelligent they are, do they have a

995
00:46:44.039 --> 00:46:45.280
<v Speaker 3>complicated social structure.

996
00:46:45.400 --> 00:46:46.760
<v Speaker 5>So it depends on the species.

997
00:46:46.800 --> 00:46:50.400
<v Speaker 6>So some like CPA toothists, which are these like really

998
00:46:50.440 --> 00:46:53.679
<v Speaker 6>really beautiful squid that have the bend skirt that goes

999
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:54.679
<v Speaker 6>all the way around, the fin that goes all the

1000
00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:59.199
<v Speaker 6>way around. They will generally travel in groups of like

1001
00:46:59.480 --> 00:47:01.880
<v Speaker 6>I don't know, thread to seven ish and so they're

1002
00:47:01.880 --> 00:47:05.559
<v Speaker 6>always hanging out together. Humboldt squid travel in huge packs. Now,

1003
00:47:05.599 --> 00:47:06.639
<v Speaker 6>Humboldt squid.

1004
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.159
<v Speaker 5>Are up there with some of the coolest cephalopods.

1005
00:47:09.159 --> 00:47:13.320
<v Speaker 6>They're like human sized lengthwise, They're like thick and big

1006
00:47:13.360 --> 00:47:16.880
<v Speaker 6>and scary, and they've they're like some people have said

1007
00:47:16.920 --> 00:47:20.360
<v Speaker 6>that they kill people swimming, which I wouldn't put past them,

1008
00:47:20.360 --> 00:47:23.239
<v Speaker 6>but I don't know if there are like recorded deaths

1009
00:47:23.280 --> 00:47:24.800
<v Speaker 6>from Humboldt squid.

1010
00:47:25.440 --> 00:47:26.679
<v Speaker 5>But I would believe it.

1011
00:47:26.760 --> 00:47:30.760
<v Speaker 3>Humboldt squid FYI also called red devils, and they're known

1012
00:47:30.800 --> 00:47:35.639
<v Speaker 3>to be very intelligent, very curious, and aggressive. So those

1013
00:47:36.119 --> 00:47:39.119
<v Speaker 3>beaks they have that look like bird beaks have more

1014
00:47:39.239 --> 00:47:42.800
<v Speaker 3>bite force than an African lion, which is a fact

1015
00:47:42.840 --> 00:47:45.760
<v Speaker 3>I did not need to know, and I kind of

1016
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:46.440
<v Speaker 3>wish I didn't.

1017
00:47:47.039 --> 00:47:48.159
<v Speaker 4>I'm sorry.

1018
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:52.800
<v Speaker 6>So in they live off Baja California, and I think

1019
00:47:52.840 --> 00:47:55.760
<v Speaker 6>in twenty ten they were coming up through, like up

1020
00:47:55.760 --> 00:47:56.599
<v Speaker 6>to San Francisco.

1021
00:47:57.880 --> 00:48:01.199
<v Speaker 5>They're huge traveling packs. They flash red and white to

1022
00:48:01.239 --> 00:48:01.800
<v Speaker 5>communicate with.

1023
00:48:01.800 --> 00:48:05.639
<v Speaker 6>Each other, we think, and they will pack hunt, which

1024
00:48:05.679 --> 00:48:09.159
<v Speaker 6>is so scary, Like as if one Humboldt squid isn't

1025
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:12.719
<v Speaker 6>scary enough, Like I people who will sometimes dive with

1026
00:48:12.760 --> 00:48:16.480
<v Speaker 6>them and literally wear like chain mail because they don't want.

1027
00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:17.559
<v Speaker 5>To get bit.

1028
00:48:17.880 --> 00:48:18.840
<v Speaker 4>Could they eat a human?

1029
00:48:19.119 --> 00:48:20.159
<v Speaker 5>Sure? Why not? Yeah?

1030
00:48:20.199 --> 00:48:22.719
<v Speaker 6>And then the bummer about getting eaten by a squid

1031
00:48:22.880 --> 00:48:25.960
<v Speaker 6>is that they don't care if you're living or dead.

1032
00:48:25.960 --> 00:48:28.320
<v Speaker 6>While they're eating you, they will like they have such

1033
00:48:28.440 --> 00:48:31.159
<v Speaker 6>so many arms to grab onto you that they'll grab

1034
00:48:31.199 --> 00:48:34.000
<v Speaker 6>on and like start chomping away while you're still alive.

1035
00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:38.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh boy, God, so it's bad. Are very scary.

1036
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:40.440
<v Speaker 3>It seems like with a Humboldt squid, if they're the

1037
00:48:40.480 --> 00:48:42.199
<v Speaker 3>size of a human, it would just be like getting

1038
00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:44.800
<v Speaker 3>into a big skin sleeping bag, like you would just

1039
00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:46.119
<v Speaker 3>fill their whole guts.

1040
00:48:46.320 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, so they might like eat part of you and

1041
00:48:47.960 --> 00:48:48.480
<v Speaker 5>then drop you.

1042
00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:50.960
<v Speaker 4>Oh cool? Yeah did you share the well yeah.

1043
00:48:50.800 --> 00:48:53.679
<v Speaker 5>Absolutely, Like anyone watch some of this? Yeah, well you're

1044
00:48:53.679 --> 00:48:54.679
<v Speaker 5>gonna become marine snow.

1045
00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:57.639
<v Speaker 4>Mike Ramsey wants to know.

1046
00:48:57.679 --> 00:48:59.559
<v Speaker 3>Every once in a while, a strange creature washes up

1047
00:48:59.599 --> 00:49:02.199
<v Speaker 3>on a beach somewhere and may often be described as

1048
00:49:02.199 --> 00:49:06.599
<v Speaker 3>squid like but of unknown classification. Is anyone maintaining a

1049
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.760
<v Speaker 3>database of unknown sea creatures If there's no immediate obvious

1050
00:49:10.800 --> 00:49:13.719
<v Speaker 3>classification and no easy way to find living specimens, does

1051
00:49:13.760 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 3>anyone research these things.

1052
00:49:15.519 --> 00:49:17.559
<v Speaker 6>So I think a lot of times when things wash

1053
00:49:17.639 --> 00:49:22.239
<v Speaker 6>up that could be cephalopods, but that we don't really know,

1054
00:49:22.320 --> 00:49:29.320
<v Speaker 6>Like cephalopods degrade really fast, they don't have they're like okay,

1055
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:32.000
<v Speaker 6>so for example, if one of my squid dies in

1056
00:49:32.079 --> 00:49:35.639
<v Speaker 6>the tank the next morning, it'll already start to come apart.

1057
00:49:35.679 --> 00:49:39.000
<v Speaker 6>If I leave it till the afternoon, like it's body

1058
00:49:39.039 --> 00:49:40.800
<v Speaker 6>parts will start falling off. And this is like this

1059
00:49:40.840 --> 00:49:42.440
<v Speaker 6>is like just in like a tank where there's not

1060
00:49:42.440 --> 00:49:44.360
<v Speaker 6>a lot of like wave action. By the next morning,

1061
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:46.079
<v Speaker 6>if I pick it up, it will fall through my

1062
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:50.159
<v Speaker 6>fingers liquid. So like identifying positively a lot of this

1063
00:49:50.199 --> 00:49:53.199
<v Speaker 6>stuff is really hard to do. So that's probably why

1064
00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:56.400
<v Speaker 6>they're saying like unidentified. Yeah it was a cephalopod, but

1065
00:49:56.440 --> 00:49:57.000
<v Speaker 6>like what was it?

1066
00:49:57.039 --> 00:49:57.519
<v Speaker 5>Lord knows.

1067
00:49:57.559 --> 00:49:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Brian Edge wants to know how threatened are the not

1068
00:49:59.480 --> 00:50:00.639
<v Speaker 3>Alloyd populations.

1069
00:50:00.679 --> 00:50:03.719
<v Speaker 4>They've always been one of my favorite cephalopods.

1070
00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:04.000
<v Speaker 5>Great choice.

1071
00:50:04.800 --> 00:50:07.679
<v Speaker 6>The notilids are in bad shape right now because we

1072
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:11.480
<v Speaker 6>keep collecting them for their shells. Their shells are gorgeous

1073
00:50:11.599 --> 00:50:14.159
<v Speaker 6>and if you cut them in half that you see

1074
00:50:14.159 --> 00:50:17.400
<v Speaker 6>like these different chambers that the animal used to live in.

1075
00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:21.920
<v Speaker 6>But they reproduce pretty slowly and they don't produce as

1076
00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:26.360
<v Speaker 6>much as many offspring per nautilus as the squid do. So,

1077
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:30.880
<v Speaker 6>but go online and look up the nautilus breeding program

1078
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:34.039
<v Speaker 6>at the Moderai Bay Aquarium because you have these like

1079
00:50:34.079 --> 00:50:38.320
<v Speaker 6>little baby nautilus videos and they're so cute. Like cuttlefish

1080
00:50:38.480 --> 00:50:41.719
<v Speaker 6>look like just tiny fully formed cuttlefish, which are so

1081
00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:43.800
<v Speaker 6>cute that it hurts a little bit. And nautilus is

1082
00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:46.920
<v Speaker 6>the same way. They come out pretty big and they

1083
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.280
<v Speaker 6>just look like fully formed nautilus but small with.

1084
00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:54.800
<v Speaker 5>A shell, with a shell. It's really just so cute.

1085
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:58.719
<v Speaker 6>But yeah, so don't buy nautilus shells because you're depleting

1086
00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:00.760
<v Speaker 6>the population and we gotta cool it.

1087
00:51:01.000 --> 00:51:03.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's three D print some Yeah.

1088
00:51:03.039 --> 00:51:08.599
<v Speaker 3>Sure, are there enough people studying squid and octopus and cuttlefish.

1089
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:13.079
<v Speaker 6>There's not enough government money to fund people studying cephalopods.

1090
00:51:13.079 --> 00:51:14.719
<v Speaker 6>There should be more because they're so dope and we

1091
00:51:14.719 --> 00:51:17.679
<v Speaker 6>can learn so much from Like understanding how they're doing

1092
00:51:17.719 --> 00:51:20.119
<v Speaker 6>this stuff is really important for like engineering purposes down

1093
00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.920
<v Speaker 6>the line. What my work is doing is really more

1094
00:51:22.960 --> 00:51:26.199
<v Speaker 6>about understanding how your microbiome stays healthy.

1095
00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:28.719
<v Speaker 5>But yeah, there's a lot to learn from these animals.

1096
00:51:28.760 --> 00:51:33.199
<v Speaker 5>It's super cool. Also, octopuses, octopuses. I know you want

1097
00:51:33.239 --> 00:51:35.119
<v Speaker 5>it to be octopi. We all do we all? Octopi

1098
00:51:35.239 --> 00:51:36.639
<v Speaker 5>sounds nice. Octopuses.

1099
00:51:36.719 --> 00:51:37.599
<v Speaker 2>You have to say pusses.

1100
00:51:37.639 --> 00:51:40.239
<v Speaker 6>Man, I know it's a stone cold bummer, but it's

1101
00:51:41.480 --> 00:51:41.920
<v Speaker 6>it's what.

1102
00:51:41.920 --> 00:51:43.000
<v Speaker 5>It's the fact of life.

1103
00:51:43.039 --> 00:51:45.039
<v Speaker 6>So you just got to just get up in the mirror,

1104
00:51:45.159 --> 00:51:48.079
<v Speaker 6>look at yourselff and just say octopuses and keep a

1105
00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:50.440
<v Speaker 6>straight face. And then when you can do it, you've

1106
00:51:50.480 --> 00:51:52.760
<v Speaker 6>made it. Then then you can apply to be a

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00:51:52.760 --> 00:51:56.159
<v Speaker 6>cephalopod biologist. If you can say octopuses, I.

1108
00:51:56.079 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Got a way to go. Okay, So what about your job?

1109
00:51:58.239 --> 00:51:58.960
<v Speaker 4>Secks the most?

1110
00:51:59.199 --> 00:52:02.679
<v Speaker 2>What do you hate? I mean, tanks?

1111
00:52:03.280 --> 00:52:04.159
<v Speaker 5>Is it? Probably?

1112
00:52:04.800 --> 00:52:04.920
<v Speaker 1>So?

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00:52:05.639 --> 00:52:09.480
<v Speaker 6>Probably Like dead shrimp is the worst part of my

1114
00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:12.159
<v Speaker 6>job because they turn like.

1115
00:52:13.639 --> 00:52:16.760
<v Speaker 5>Pink and get goofy and like that's and they smell

1116
00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:18.960
<v Speaker 5>pretty bad. So that's the one of the worst parts

1117
00:52:19.000 --> 00:52:22.039
<v Speaker 5>of my job. And that's normally what I say.

1118
00:52:22.079 --> 00:52:25.599
<v Speaker 6>But also, like the worst part maybe of being a

1119
00:52:25.599 --> 00:52:29.159
<v Speaker 6>squid biology specifically is people. And you can cut this

1120
00:52:29.280 --> 00:52:32.239
<v Speaker 6>if you want, but people will like, no joke, send

1121
00:52:32.280 --> 00:52:36.000
<v Speaker 6>me technacal porn on the internet, And I'm like, but

1122
00:52:36.079 --> 00:52:37.760
<v Speaker 6>like people will no joke, be like, oh, you're into

1123
00:52:37.760 --> 00:52:39.840
<v Speaker 6>tentacle porn like in college, I'd be like, I'm really not.

1124
00:52:39.880 --> 00:52:42.519
<v Speaker 6>Like that really upsets me because these square are these nice,

1125
00:52:42.880 --> 00:52:45.719
<v Speaker 6>lovely little animals, like why.

1126
00:52:45.199 --> 00:52:47.679
<v Speaker 3>But also, don't send it to someone unless they request it.

1127
00:52:47.880 --> 00:52:53.119
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, actually someone that really cares about the welfare of cephalopods,

1128
00:52:53.559 --> 00:52:54.599
<v Speaker 5>like God.

1129
00:52:55.000 --> 00:52:58.239
<v Speaker 6>So that happens to me more than I that's probably

1130
00:52:58.280 --> 00:53:00.800
<v Speaker 6>the worst part. Like I can I can like pick

1131
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:03.760
<v Speaker 6>up thirty dead shrimp and be like, I had a

1132
00:53:03.800 --> 00:53:06.639
<v Speaker 6>really good day today, but like any day that somebody

1133
00:53:06.679 --> 00:53:10.039
<v Speaker 6>sends me squid porn is a bad day at least

1134
00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:10.920
<v Speaker 6>a bad afternoon.

1135
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:17.159
<v Speaker 5>I'm like report, like, no, please, don't. What is the

1136
00:53:17.199 --> 00:53:18.159
<v Speaker 5>best thing about your job?

1137
00:53:18.400 --> 00:53:20.800
<v Speaker 6>The best thing about my job right now is watching

1138
00:53:20.920 --> 00:53:23.920
<v Speaker 6>a baby baby squid. So when they first hatch, their

1139
00:53:23.960 --> 00:53:25.880
<v Speaker 6>like the size of the head of a pin, and

1140
00:53:25.880 --> 00:53:28.280
<v Speaker 6>they'll take down these shrimp called mycens they're about like

1141
00:53:28.280 --> 00:53:31.599
<v Speaker 6>four times as big asan them, and it's that's very cute.

1142
00:53:32.159 --> 00:53:34.639
<v Speaker 6>But when they transition from little shrimp to big shrimp,

1143
00:53:34.840 --> 00:53:38.280
<v Speaker 6>it's hilarious because these little squid that are maybe like

1144
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:41.119
<v Speaker 6>a quarter of a marble in size will tackle these

1145
00:53:41.119 --> 00:53:45.159
<v Speaker 6>big shrimp and it's like hilarious because they've got this

1146
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:47.559
<v Speaker 6>huge shrimp in their mouth and they're like trying to

1147
00:53:47.559 --> 00:53:50.639
<v Speaker 6>swim and like control where this big shrimp goes. And

1148
00:53:50.880 --> 00:53:53.719
<v Speaker 6>that means that I can now pay a little less

1149
00:53:53.760 --> 00:53:55.880
<v Speaker 6>money to feed them, which is great, and it means

1150
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:57.960
<v Speaker 6>that they're gonna make it, because that's the hardest part

1151
00:53:57.960 --> 00:54:00.519
<v Speaker 6>of raising a squid, getting into transition to big or shrimp.

1152
00:54:00.840 --> 00:54:03.480
<v Speaker 6>And if they make that transition, it's like I've done it.

1153
00:54:03.559 --> 00:54:05.079
<v Speaker 6>Like that's like sending your kid to college.

1154
00:54:05.119 --> 00:54:08.199
<v Speaker 5>Like you did it. You didn't screw it up. Everything's good,

1155
00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.639
<v Speaker 5>and it's just like so stupid cute. I can't handle it.

1156
00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:12.800
<v Speaker 3>It reminds me of when like a tiny poodle is

1157
00:54:12.800 --> 00:54:13.800
<v Speaker 3>carrying a huge stick.

1158
00:54:14.000 --> 00:54:16.880
<v Speaker 5>Right, No, it's exactly like that. Oh, it's just like that,

1159
00:54:16.920 --> 00:54:18.320
<v Speaker 5>but with more arms.

1160
00:54:18.519 --> 00:54:21.360
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and they'll like stretch all their stupid little arms

1161
00:54:21.360 --> 00:54:23.320
<v Speaker 6>around the shrimp body and it cracks me up.

1162
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:25.440
<v Speaker 3>I forgot to ask you entirely. And then how can

1163
00:54:25.480 --> 00:54:27.000
<v Speaker 3>people get involved with skype a scientist?

1164
00:54:27.039 --> 00:54:30.159
<v Speaker 6>And basically it's a program where we match up scientists

1165
00:54:30.199 --> 00:54:32.360
<v Speaker 6>and either classrooms or groups.

1166
00:54:31.960 --> 00:54:33.559
<v Speaker 5>Of adults that like learning.

1167
00:54:33.639 --> 00:54:36.000
<v Speaker 6>So that they can have these like thirty to sixty

1168
00:54:36.039 --> 00:54:38.480
<v Speaker 6>minute question and answer sessions with a scientist.

1169
00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:41.079
<v Speaker 3>So Skype a Scientist isn't just for school kids. They

1170
00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:44.719
<v Speaker 3>just expanded to just adults. So if you're a book

1171
00:54:44.760 --> 00:54:47.400
<v Speaker 3>club or a library group, you can sign up and

1172
00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:49.719
<v Speaker 3>you can gather and you can chat with one of

1173
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:54.239
<v Speaker 3>over fifteen hundred scientists who have already signed up. You

1174
00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:57.000
<v Speaker 3>can go to skypascientists dot com and you can click

1175
00:54:57.039 --> 00:54:59.480
<v Speaker 3>for more info. If you're a scientist or if you're

1176
00:54:59.480 --> 00:55:00.679
<v Speaker 3>someone who wants to talk to one.

1177
00:55:00.559 --> 00:55:02.119
<v Speaker 4>Click the teacher button.

1178
00:55:02.559 --> 00:55:05.800
<v Speaker 3>So it's also not just for Skype. You can FaceTime

1179
00:55:05.960 --> 00:55:08.199
<v Speaker 3>or video hangout. But was like, I mean, let's be honest,

1180
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:10.400
<v Speaker 3>Google Plus hangout a scientists just does not have a

1181
00:55:10.480 --> 00:55:14.199
<v Speaker 3>ring to it, so they just call it Skype a scientist.

1182
00:55:14.400 --> 00:55:18.119
<v Speaker 6>Every scientist loves answering questions about their work. They're spending

1183
00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:20.000
<v Speaker 6>their whole life working on it. So just tweet at them.

1184
00:55:20.320 --> 00:55:22.119
<v Speaker 6>Probably they're gonna be happy that somebody talks to them

1185
00:55:22.119 --> 00:55:23.480
<v Speaker 6>and cares about their science.

1186
00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:25.039
<v Speaker 4>That's such solid advice.

1187
00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:27.119
<v Speaker 3>I think so many people figure that, like if you

1188
00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:30.000
<v Speaker 3>were to tap the shoulder of a working scientist, they

1189
00:55:30.000 --> 00:55:30.760
<v Speaker 3>would rear.

1190
00:55:30.599 --> 00:55:32.320
<v Speaker 5>Back in a lab and say it, how to hell you.

1191
00:55:32.639 --> 00:55:34.199
<v Speaker 3>It's nice to know that they're like, oh no, sweet,

1192
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:36.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm just like walking through them all. And I can

1193
00:55:36.079 --> 00:55:38.199
<v Speaker 3>totally answer that right now waiting for a smoovie.

1194
00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.480
<v Speaker 5>Right, yeah, totally. I think.

1195
00:55:40.199 --> 00:55:43.039
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the movies and TV give science is such a

1196
00:55:43.039 --> 00:55:45.800
<v Speaker 6>bad rep. Like we're friendly and like talking to other

1197
00:55:45.800 --> 00:55:49.320
<v Speaker 6>people most of the time. There's no reason to not

1198
00:55:49.360 --> 00:55:50.519
<v Speaker 6>talk to us. And a lot of times, like if

1199
00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:53.920
<v Speaker 6>you're studying some weird thing like bob tail, squinson biosis

1200
00:55:54.000 --> 00:55:57.280
<v Speaker 6>or whatever, like you probably don't think people care some

1201
00:55:57.360 --> 00:55:59.360
<v Speaker 6>of the time. So like when people do care, it's like.

1202
00:55:59.400 --> 00:56:01.880
<v Speaker 5>Awesome, Yeah, let's talk about my favorite thing. Of course

1203
00:56:01.880 --> 00:56:04.639
<v Speaker 5>I want to talk about this. So yeah, don't be

1204
00:56:04.679 --> 00:56:05.239
<v Speaker 5>afraid of us.

1205
00:56:05.440 --> 00:56:09.119
<v Speaker 3>Okay, thank you so so much for being I'm so excited.

1206
00:56:09.159 --> 00:56:10.920
<v Speaker 3>I mean, it was only like several months of like

1207
00:56:11.000 --> 00:56:11.960
<v Speaker 3>mildly stalking you.

1208
00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:14.000
<v Speaker 5>That's fine, and we're gonna be around.

1209
00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:14.679
<v Speaker 4>It's me again.

1210
00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:16.199
<v Speaker 5>It's such a creep.

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00:56:16.360 --> 00:56:18.119
<v Speaker 3>It should be noted that during this interview we also

1212
00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:20.960
<v Speaker 3>paused for a moment and we did our best impressions

1213
00:56:20.960 --> 00:56:24.639
<v Speaker 3>of squid and cuttlefish dances for each other. Hers was

1214
00:56:24.800 --> 00:56:27.880
<v Speaker 3>amazing and if you ever see her out in Connecticut,

1215
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.320
<v Speaker 3>she says, you have to buy her beer to see

1216
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:33.400
<v Speaker 3>it performed, which is fair. Also, we got locked in

1217
00:56:33.480 --> 00:56:36.199
<v Speaker 3>this library basement for like five or ten minutes after

1218
00:56:36.239 --> 00:56:39.159
<v Speaker 3>the interview, which was scary, but honestly, I wouldn't have

1219
00:56:39.199 --> 00:56:41.719
<v Speaker 3>changed it for the world. It was a good time.

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00:56:42.519 --> 00:56:45.440
<v Speaker 3>Now to Internet befriend Sarah McNulty. You can follow her

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00:56:45.480 --> 00:56:51.719
<v Speaker 3>on Twitter or Instagram at Sarah mac Attack sa rh

1222
00:56:51.960 --> 00:56:56.360
<v Speaker 3>mack attack. She also gives advice to anyone wanting to

1223
00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:59.480
<v Speaker 3>get involved with squitch. She says, just start working with

1224
00:56:59.519 --> 00:57:02.400
<v Speaker 3>animals in general as soon as you can in any capacity.

1225
00:57:02.480 --> 00:57:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Don't be afraid to do disgusting work. You can also

1226
00:57:05.039 --> 00:57:07.800
<v Speaker 3>volunteer at one of the many aquaria in the nation

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00:57:08.039 --> 00:57:12.239
<v Speaker 3>and just ask people questions, ask scientists questions. If you're

1228
00:57:12.239 --> 00:57:14.639
<v Speaker 3>ever living in Connecticut, you want to work with her,

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00:57:14.679 --> 00:57:16.599
<v Speaker 3>if you're a big squid nerd and you're like, this

1230
00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:21.960
<v Speaker 3>is my jam reach out. She also thanked her squid

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00:57:21.960 --> 00:57:24.400
<v Speaker 3>squad that help with her research in the lab, zach

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00:57:24.400 --> 00:57:29.199
<v Speaker 3>Elise Hope, Courtney, and Lydia. Thank you from me to

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<v Speaker 3>Stephen Ray Morris for editing this Cephala podcast, and to

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00:57:33.159 --> 00:57:36.599
<v Speaker 3>Bonnie Dutch and Shannon Feltis for handling all the ologies

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<v Speaker 3>merch at ologiesmerch dot com. Thank you Aaron Talbert and

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00:57:39.639 --> 00:57:45.719
<v Speaker 3>Hannah Lippo being admins and wonderful friends. The ologies Facebook

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00:57:45.719 --> 00:57:48.880
<v Speaker 3>group that they admin is great. It's full of curious,

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00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:52.559
<v Speaker 3>hilarious people. I'd love going in there and saying hi

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00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:56.679
<v Speaker 3>to everyone. Thank you to all the patrons for financially

1240
00:57:56.719 --> 00:58:01.079
<v Speaker 3>making this podcast possible. Thank you you are really the

1241
00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:01.920
<v Speaker 3>engine behind this.

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<v Speaker 4>That's it.

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00:58:02.480 --> 00:58:04.760
<v Speaker 3>Patreon dot com, slash ologies. If you want to support

1244
00:58:04.840 --> 00:58:08.039
<v Speaker 3>even a quarter an episode helps, Thank you so much.

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00:58:08.159 --> 00:58:11.880
<v Speaker 3>Nick Thorburn of the band Islands did the music, and

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<v Speaker 3>I guess I always give you guys a little secret

1247
00:58:15.079 --> 00:58:18.519
<v Speaker 3>at the very end of the podcast as a thank

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00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:23.119
<v Speaker 3>you for listening very much.

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00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:24.159
<v Speaker 4>Not a redhead.

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00:58:24.519 --> 00:58:28.119
<v Speaker 3>And on top of that, I die my hair with

1251
00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:31.360
<v Speaker 3>stuff out of a box from the grocery store and

1252
00:58:32.199 --> 00:58:36.039
<v Speaker 3>in the shower it looks like Carrie but it costs

1253
00:58:36.159 --> 00:58:39.480
<v Speaker 3>about ten dollars and it usually turns out the right color.

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<v Speaker 4>So there you go.

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<v Speaker 5>That's your secret.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, ask more people dumb questions.

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<v Speaker 4>Next week.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's going to be Mythology what do you

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<v Speaker 3>think it's going me good bye pacadermatology, homeology, ryptozoology, lithology

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<v Speaker 3>and technology, meteorology, baraology, napology, seriology, selenology,
