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Speaker 2: What's up, Bird, what's up? I'm excited to talk with
you today about our favorite prey, President Joe Biden. Do
you do you want to hear an interesting fact I
just learned. Uh tle's entire existence has basically been within
the Biden administration's existence. I operate a Biden World podcast.
It's never actually existed in Trump times. But that was
pretty weird.
Speaker 1: Well, and the funniest thing about that is you showed
me the plans for Timeline Earth in January of twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think about a year, a little over a year
for that to come to fruition.
Speaker 2: I mean you should be the for no reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean it was a weird year. I
think we can uh, we can all say that, So
that's true. But and yeah, I wanted you to come
upon because you know, we need to celebrate this great
president and some of the things talk about some of
the things he did. So what are you thinking.
Speaker 2: Well, I have operated the number one Joe Biden tracking
podcasts in America for the past four years, and in
my time, I have a treasure trove of notes and information.
And I also polled several of the board members for
the show, several group chats, and the list of positively
memorable moments for Joe are uncountable, and so as we
get into recalling some of our favorite jomns, I just
want everybody to calm down. If yours doesn't get called,
there is a library of times that he's yelled at ghosts,
and there's I mean, your favorite moment may not be
on here, and that doesn't make your favorite moment less valid.
It just adds to the corpus of knowledge that we
have for Joe. Before we get into it, I want
to recall and.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on. I just want to
say that I think how you know, how sweet and
how respectful it is for you to acknowledge that everybody's
some people's lived experiences may be insulted here. So thank you.
Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. I'm the first to say that.
I'm the first Italian American from New York to say
that this week. Before we get into it, I want
to recall your memory, Pete. Do you remember at the
end of Donald Trump's term there was a New York
Times archive that was released of all of Donald Trump's
insult on Twitter.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that.
Speaker 2: You can still probably find huge. Oh it is huge.
It's a gigantic library of things now the New York
Times will make you pay for it at this point,
but it is it's absolutely worth going and looking up.
The reason why I bring that up is because like
him or hate him, Joe Biden will never get that
kind of treatment on the way out. And so, Pete,
I'm glad that you've asked me to come on today
to recall some of these favorite moments because I don't
think there's gonna be a Joe gaff wall. I just
don't think there's gonna be anything like that for Joe.
He feels like everyone wants to forget him as soon
as possible. And I don't know how you feel about this, Pete.
Tell me, I don't want to forget Joe. I don't
want us to ever forget Joe.
Speaker 1: Well, I think it's incumbent upon us to not forget
him when you'd take into consideration that the mainstream media
is going to do their best to forget every second
of his presidency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a question for you, Pete, and I'll get into
some serious talk here before we go into the fun stuff.
Did Joe Biden ruin America?
Speaker 1: I think it's a tough question, because you know, I'm
one of those people who thinks that America has basically
been ruined since about nineteen forty five. Yeah, then nothing,
nothing that doesn't challenge the and seek to destroy the
post war consensus is going to, you know, bring America
back to where it was post nineteen forty five. So
I would say that he probably accelerated to decline more
than any other pressentient in history.
Speaker 2: That's about where I'm at with it as well. And
in doing that, he I guess my other question to
you before I go through some good stuff is how
does it feel from your perspective? You know, you're a
content creator, a historian, an illustrious podcaster. How did it
feel going through the Biden era as a content creator?
Speaker 1: I mean you always had you always had something to
talk about. It was it was great. I mean that's
the worst thing about, you know, doing what we do
is the worst things are the better it is for us. Actually, Yeah,
I have so much more to talk about, so much
more to track. Yeah, I'm not exactly you know, there's
really only one you know what my podcast, you're you're
a tracking podcast of you track many different things, many
important things, things that are really important to the culture.
And I really only track one thing, and you know,
it's what gets you in trouble with the gets you
in trouble with the A d L and the SPLC
and other places like that. So yeah, I've had a
lot of that's been in abundance the last four years.
So yeah, I think, yeah, it was when things are
really bad. There's a lot there.
Speaker 2: There's a lot for both of us to track evidently
during this period of time. And it doesn't look like
you're going to stop being able to track stuff in
the near future either.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you can multiply for sure.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've seen I don't know if
I don't know if you you've seen this, but apparently
I had an interaction with a sit In congressman yesterday
that has been so good green screenshot, and pretty much
everyone is passing it around except politicians. You know why
those politicians are not going to pass that around because
they'll have to be like, uh, I believe the same thing.
I believe the same thing as Representative Don Bacon of
Nebraska's Second House, former brigadier general of the Air Force
one point a recipient of one point two million dollars
in APAC money, which is more than Marco Rubio has
ever taken in. So you wonder where that money's going.
Speaker 2: I really like that. You're you're what you were saying
to him was, hey, why'd you get demoted? That is
so funny?
Speaker 1: Well, Stormy was like funny, I was, I was in
one of our private chats. Stormy's like he was a
brigadier general. He basically had his own fiefdom. Why is
he taking a demotion and to go there run and
he basically runs unopposed in his district, and yet they're
finneling one point two million dollars to him. Well, why,
oh my goodness, he's one of the biggest a package.
Speaker 2: He should send you that thank you message for giving
him the opportunity to earn his paycheck.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm helping him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the message got out for both sides. Yeah,
it's very funny, man, very funny. So you'll you'll be
able to track just about everything in the near future.
But I'm nervous because we're losing the status of Joe
Biden tracking podcast because as we we will find out.
I think he's they're just gonna shut him down when
it's over. And I mean that literally mechanically. I think
they're going to be able to do that, but we
could Let's go back, Let's go way back to Joe.
Now you wanted, I believe you pitched this to me
as four years of Joe and so I limited a
lot of his gaffs to the presidency. But of course
there's some really great stuff that just kind of going
on with him from before. There was the time that
he threatened to compare his IQ to another person's and
challenge them to take an IQ test on the spot.
He kind of pioneered that. Really, I never heard anybody
say that before him. And I guess the most memorable
pre pre presidency Biden moment, which happened a long time
ago and was brought about during his running for the
presidency first time. In nineteen sixty two, a young, young
Joe Biden worked as the only white lifeguard at a
predominantly black pool in Wilmington, Delaware. Biden is at this pool.
I forget the name of it, but it was eventually
renamed to the Joe Biden Pool area, the Brown Burton
Winchester Park Pool. He's the only white guy there. Nineteen
sixty two, there was a bad dude whose name was well,
they called him corn Pop and that wasn't his birth name.
We may later find out. They called him corn Pop
and he led And this is a part that often
gets forgotten about. I don't know if you remember this.
He led a small street gang called the Romans.
Speaker 1: A black guy. Well, that that makes sense kind of.
Speaker 2: So Biden is bouncing around at the poolhouse when he
catches corn Pop at the diving board. Now Cornpop is
not supposed to be at the aquatic facility. He's been banned,
and other members of the Romans were banned as well.
So he catches Cornpop. He calls him Esther and says,
get off of the pool. I think that's in I
think that. I think that that is a reference to
a an Olympic diver whose first name was Esther. I
don't remember what the last name was.
Speaker 1: So he called she he or she invented diving board
and were they black? From what I understand, blacks of
invented everything.
Speaker 2: That's the entire pretext of this is so crazy and uh,
we're gonna get into the whole. I did a lot
of research on this section and it goes very deep
for Joe, so he's there, and of course corn Pop
doesn't take kindly to being called esther, so he threatens
Joe and he says, I'll be waiting for you with
a straight razor after work.
Speaker 1: So Biden, because because you're gonna if you're gonna attack someone,
you always, you know, telegraph your move right.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing is Cornpomp was a bad dude,
so he didn't care about that stuff. And so Biden,
he knows how the game works. He goes to find
the only other white guy who works at the pool
to ask him for help because he knows how the
game really works. And he finds the mechanic go figure,
the only other white guy who worked at the pool facility,
a mechanic who suggested that he arm himself. Joe arm
himself and this mechanic gives him a six foot long chain.
So he's retold this story multiple times. Details have changed.
There's one time when he's telling it that the newly
renamed Joseph R. Biden Aquatic Center in Wilmington, Delaware. He's
telling the story to a bunch of black children, like
seven eight years old, and he describes his hairy legs.
That was a famous quote for a while. His hairy
legs was very unusual. So he eventually he takes the
chain wrapped around his arm. He goes out there looking
for Cornpop. Cornpop never showed, or at least that's what
he says. You may have a question, Pete, which is
who even are the Romans?
Speaker 1: I think the Soprano's episode. Do you remember this Sprandos episode?
Speaker 2: What you want?
Speaker 1: They're beating up the Jewish guy and he's like yeah.
The Jewish guy looks at him and goes Masada. A
thousand Jews held off ten thousand Romans and where are
the Romans now?
Speaker 2: And that's Corn Pomp standing over Joe Jane wrapped around
his arrest, which just weighed him down. You're looking at him,
oh man. So he leads this gang called the Romans.
They were just a local street gang. There's only one
newspaper clipping ever about them, and it actually regards this place,
the Brown Burton Winchester Park Pool, which got renamed to
the Joseph or Biden Aquatic Center. Apparently the Romans led
by Cornpop, whose name we know because there was an
obituary released. I couldn't find it, but we know the
guy's name because he was a real guy. He would
go to this pool. He would insult Biden's mother in
order to distract Biden, and while Biden was distracted. He
writes about this in a two thousand and seven autobiography,
which is crazy. So while Biden is distracted by cornpop,
other gang members sneak into the pool. Biden describes the
behavior as happening often during his time as a lifeguard.
It's like a Looney Tune's race racial cartoon going on here,
and it occurred at that swimming pool. Biden. The craziest
thing is when he's telling this story, he actually writes
in his autobiography he the reason why he took the
lifeguard job at the all Black pool in the Black
Community Center was, and I swear to you, I'm quoting him,
in the hopes of learning more about the black community.
So he wrote is what he wrote for his reasoning
for taking the job. In his own words, he writes,
I wanted to get more involved. I realized that I
lived in a neighborhood where I'd turn on the television
and i'd see and listen to Doctor King and others.
But I didn't know any black people. So Biden is
describing learning from other lifeguards sitting there talking, and he
recalls a specific incident which woke him up to the
reality of segregation. Another white lifeguard asked him for a
full tank of gasoline so that he could make his
trip to his grandmother's home without needing to stop in
the black neighborhoods. He writes this down, and he claimed
that he learned that day about race, which is an insane.
Speaker 1: Statement, especially at that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: And he mentioned, by the way, cornpop William Moore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, William Morris, right, Rest in peace, William Morris.
Speaker 1: They apparently they became friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, some time later in life they must have reconnected. Well,
this is okay, So this is what's so funny. The
final thing about the cornpop thing, which I think says
a lot about Joe. After this story in twenty seventeen,
to him telling the story to all the children broke,
a bunch of different people came out to kind of
defend Joe, and I picked a couple of great defenses.
Speaker 1: Here.
Speaker 2: There was Representative Lisa Blunt Rochester. She commented on Biden's experience,
this is so amazing that what they have to do.
She goes, he wasn't afraid to be the only white
lifeguard here. He wasn't afraid to step out side of
his comfort zone and get to know other people and
about other cultures being harassed by gangs every day. There
was another person, Richard Smith. They call him the Mouse.
He's a longtime friend of Joe Biden's and a former
NAACP president, which stated, we showed Joe that we could
accept white people. That's the worst. And finally, according to
the Washington Post reporter who is tracking this, Robert Samuels,
he was tracking the story to see if it was real.
He writes in an article, many of the black people
who I spoke with did, in fact say Joe Biden
was the first white person they knew who really listened
to them and had a heart for them. It's just
great because it's funny. You had these Democrats talking heads
in twenty seventeen talking about this, going out there and
talking about this and saying he did this to learn
about our community, and they like, he's learned something positive.
But then it's like many many years later that he's
you know, shitting all over public schools as racial jungles
supporting anti bussing. This is like ten years after the
cornpop incident, making friends with Sean Thurmand. I mean, you know,
That's what I'm saying, is this guy, his whole life
has had an experience, but nobody is allowed to say,
including him, what his experience actually was. So the only
story he tells about the pool. I mean, he writes
more about the pool job, but none of it is
really positive. It's all this like, this was a period
of racial hyperviolence and I went to a black community
pool so I could study these people. And it is
really funny. Is funny how it has to get repainted
years later to make it sound like it was like
he wasn't doing like informant work for the Irish mafia
or something. We never will never really know what he
was doing.
Speaker 1: What's the woman in the meme in the jungle with
the with the binoculars fascinating creator. Yeah, yes, he dove
in though. I mean you know he is, yeah, you
know he's Delawares Tarzan.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's true. Uh, and we'll get to more of
his comments about black people later on. Uh. We have
another thing before even his entry into the president was
when he called that guy fat. Do you remember when
he called that guy fat, he said, look fat. Later
on they said that he was actually saying facts, which
he obviously wasn't say. He's pointing at a fat guy,
and he stopped himself before he could go, look fatty.
That's what he meant to say. And finally, while he's
running for president, you'll probably remember when he called a
twenty one year old in turn dog a lying dog
faced pony soldier. You'll probably remember that. So I tried
to track down the etymology of the phrase lying dog
based pony soldier. And he's used this phrase more than
once since twenty eighteen. He used it once. He used
it first in twenty eighteen. Then he used it at
a New Hampshire event in twenty twenty while he was
running for president. And it was in New Hampshire. And
this girl, Madison Moore, twenty one year old student, asks
him whether voters should believe that he can even win
the general election because he took fourth in the in
Iowa in the primary. And he calls this young woman
a lying dog face pony soldier. And he claims in
an apology that it's from a John Wayne movie. So
I started searching through scripts in John Wayne movies and
the only I could, only I could this was What's
very weird is lying dogface is a thing that a
John Wayne character says in the movie Hondo nineteen fifty three. No,
Pony Soldier. Pony Soldier is a totally different movie starring
an actor named Tyrone Powers. Do you remember when white
guys used to be able to have names like Tyrone Powers?
Speaker 1: It was a great tay remember waite to get white
guys used to have names like Washington and Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Yeah? So, and then he called Donald Trump a lying
dogface pony soldier just now in twenty twenty four after
the debate. I think actually he called him that again.
Speaker 1: Was that just him doing a callback or something? I like?
Speaker 2: No, he likes this phrase. He really likes this phrase
that he made up because it's not in any movie.
He just combined a bunch of things together, which is
kind of what Trump does. I just think it's worth
mentioning this is kind of something Trump also does with catchphrases. Anyway,
The event highlights Joe's temper. Besides listen, Fatty, do you
remember when he told that one guy to go vote
for someone else because he didn't like the question he
asked that was really good. What he called an Iowa
voter during the caucus a damn liar and challenged him
to a push up contest.
Speaker 1: Was Oh my god, that was so beautiful.
Speaker 2: It is an interesting fact. Iowa has the highest obesity
rate of any state in America. So it's really funny
in that context. In particular, he's probably looking around just
hating all these faties that he sees because the Listen
Fat thing was at the same event, if you'll recall,
So I really think he has like fat phobia or
something like that that really bothers him deep down. Anyway,
that is pre presidency. Do you remember that, Eric, Can
you recount for me your hopefulness during that period of
time when he was running.
Speaker 1: I mean, what I remember most is that he just
basically hid they hit him. I mean he didn't even run. Yeah,
Like at a certain point he just disappeared. And I'm
sure you have a thing about that, because you know,
you always have a theory about that. But yeah, I
remember the whole twenty twenty thing. I mean, it was
it was impossible, and I was be paying attention to
politics because that was probably the most insane year in
American history.
Speaker 2: It's very funny the Steel Year, Like was this Biden,
you know what I mean? He was calling people fat,
calling people liars, threatening to beat people up and forcing
them to do push ups and stuff. And this was
Joe when they cheated, which I think is awesome. He
knew he was going to win, so he just kind
of went with it, and I thought it was really awesome.
But eventually he does. He is installed in the White
House seat. And that takes us to twenty twenty one,
where many people will say Timeline Neerth's most innovative breakthrough
episode so far was the Joe Biden Green Screen Conspiracy
of twenty twenty one. This was in March seventeenth. We
took to calling this handless Joe, and it really spiraled
off a whole lot of stuff from my show. There
is an incident that you can probably look it up
where Joe is on the White House front lawn and
he walks towards the camera and he puts his hands
out as he's speaking to the people who are filming,
and at first, well as he's walking towards the camera
in this incident, he is floating there. It's obvious that
he's not walking on the ground, and I mean this
is You can go and look at the video. I'm
not making this up. You just have to find it.
Maybe I'll try to link it to you and post
if you can put it in your description, because people
won't believe this if they haven't seen it. And then
he as he actually gets up and approaches, he takes
his hands, picks them up as though saying something, and
his hand there's a boom mic. His hand first slips
over the boom mic from the pov of the camera,
then it slips under the boom mic after coming out
of frame and back into frame, even though Joe has
not changed his position and the mic has not changed
its position at all, meaning either the background of the
mic was digitally moved forward in front of his hand
and then they forgot to digitally move it again backwards,
or he's just in front of a green screen the
whole time. And it was a perplexing moment. I'm sure
you remember this, Pete, because it was basically the birth
of multiple Joe theory. Even though handless Joe doesn't make
it into the multiple Joe's list because this is like
a digital Joe, but it broke us. It broke my
brain to realize, and it really did break my brain.
You can listen to Elly episodes going forward from there
and it's all just downhill. They're really they're really digital
nature of this presidency. Do you remember the day that
that happened, Pete?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah. I mean because the group the group
chat was insane.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 2: I guess what's crazy to me is there was never
an answer given. There was not never even an acknowledgment,
and we all just forgot about it and it's been
wiped away to the many other things, and it just
doesn't seem like it should be that way because it
was insane. You watched the same video I did. It
was basically live, so I don't really even understand. And
the weirder thing is there's multiple camera angles and it's
just one particular camera angle that looks completely fucked up.
But it was a real broadcast on the news. I
don't remember which station, but it was a reputable station
that broadcasts this, and so I have no I have
no understanding of how it happened or why, but there's
never been a solution offered to it. And I think
that's important to bring up.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean what I remember from that is is that, Yeah,
no explanation, and then from there on out, Timeline Earth
took a turn downward, really became really became the number
one Joe Biden tracking podcast in the world because then
it was impossible not to notice other things about Joe.
Speaker 2: That's right, and we will cover a couple of other things.
I want to people. I want to point people out
to multiple Joe Biden theory I've covered on this show before.
We have a multiple Joe Twitter page. You can go to.
I forget what it's called. I think it's called Biden
Twins or something like that. I don't remember, but it
should be called that if it's not, but I'll link
it to you, Pete and we'll put it in a
description for the people. We've done a tremendous amount of
research onto how many Joe Biden's there are, what their
purposes were. We have the compartmentalization necessary, and this is
just one theory. This is just multiple Joe theory where
Joe has been several different actors all at one time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you know, the newest theory is I guess
one we can probably close it out with. But I
remember doing that. I forget if it was your car
said it was probably you. You just said, just go
to Google, type in Joe Biden hit image and just
start to score. Yeah, when you do that, it's just like, oh,
all right, my brain's broken. Yeah, it's I think we
ended half a page, or like, I think.
Speaker 2: We ended up with seven unique Joe Biden peno types,
not including a number of different weird thing. Do you
remember giant Joe Biden where he's uh taking a picture
next to like Laura Bush uh and George Bush Senior
or something like that, and he's on one knee next
to George Bush Sr. And he's like seven times larger
than even the couch that George is on. That we
call that Giant Joe. It's it's sick how they try
to do this to us. To us, I mean, I'm
trying to think of other Joe's here. I mean, there
are more Jos. There's Chinese Joe. Chinese Joe is a
completely different looking guy than all the other Joe's. And
you can google Joe Biden and you will know which
one is Chinese Joe because he looks Chinese. And that's
how you know that's all I can really say on
that one is that's how you know that it's different.
But let's move away from multiple Joe theory and let's
continue tracking some of the gaps. Of course, a lightning.
Speaker 1: Now, then there's the Then there's a whole irony of
the fact that the first time you ever told me
about Timeline Earth it was we were in Chinatown.
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. That is true. Huh. Don't don't make
me get into the numerology of this, because, believe it
or not, I did numerology and other esoteric stuff on
a later topic. Here I will. I'll search for it
and show to you if you need. It's unbelievable. Here's
the lightning round one. The time that Joe Biden called, wait,
where is it? Okay, Joe Boh, here we Joe Biden
stunned a crowd on a Veteran's Day memorial remembrance thing
for the unknown soldier, the tomb of the Unknown Soldier.
He lays a wreath down on the tomb of the
unknown Soldier and looks up at the crowd and says,
I've adopted the attitude of the Great Negro at the time,
and then he goes he corrects himself and goes picture
of the Negro leagues who went on to become a
great pitcher in the pros after Jackie Robinson. His name
was Satchel Page. So then he goes on to Reguale's
story about he told this story to Pope Francis. If
you recall that he told his story about to Pope France,
is about the greatest American Negro, Satural Page really, and
then he goes on at a remembrance thing to say
the same story, and so that was him saying the
great Negro. There was also, of course, I just mentioned
the Pope and you reminded me of this one, Pete,
And I'm really glad you did a completely out of
nowhere claim about Joe Biden. There being rumors in Rome
after Joe Biden visited the Vatican that Joe had a
bathroom accident after meeting the Pope, specifically, he shit himself.
On October thirtieth, twenty twenty one, Amy Tarkanian, former chairwoman
of the Nevada Republican Party, tweeted, the word around Rome
is that Biden's meeting with the Pope was unusually long
because Biden had a bit of a bathroom accident at
the Vatican, and it had to be addressed prior to
him leaving. I know we often joke about this, but
this is an actual rumor going on around in Rome
right now. Total there was never and then people started
tweeting hashtag poopy pants Joe, hashtag poop gate, hashtag shortgate.
The White House was asked for a comment, but did
not issue an official statement in regards to the allegations,
and unfortunately, no further information has been given about him
shitting his pants when in a meeting with the Pope. Fascinating.
Speaker 1: You know, as many bombs as were dropped in the
Middle East under his presidency, he had to go and
do you got to go drop boom boom in in Italy? Huh,
nice guy?
Speaker 2: That was what was Okay. There's a later time where
he's having a speech and he hunches over like he
looks like he's taking a shit while he's doing a speech.
And the image that they showed of him meeting the
Pope shaking hands with the Pope, he is hunching in
the same sort of way and it really does look
like he's taking a shit at the very moment of
shaking hands. With the Pope's It's extremely I.
Speaker 1: Have it on my phone. There's a picture of he
steps from the podium, walks away, stops and then bends
his knees. And I remember that was going around Twitter
and and people were like, anyone who has a kid
knows exactly what's happening at that moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah dude, yeah, dude, he's taking a dukie in his shorts.
Unbelievable final moment of twenty twenty one to pick up.
And this is kind of a long story here, but
it's it's really important Joe Biden in twenty twenty one
we kind of learned a little bit about. So it
starts the story off for Joe Biden's long relationship with
ice cream. So he's had an ice cream obsession for years,
going back all the way to twenty ten. He was
on the phone with a couple of the owners from
Penny ice Creamery where he declared that he was a
quote genuine lover of ice cream. I don't drink, I
don't smoke, but I eat a lot of ice cream.
And that is a fact. I mean, even during this presidency,
Joe Biden has gotten ice cream eighty three times in
the span of his presidency, at least that we know of.
You may have gotten ice cream served to him privately
at other times, and it was a major Do you
remember the Joe Biden sighting at ice cream shops happening
all around the country during Obama's two thousand and eight campaign.
He was everywhere, so he's often there. He's posed holding
ice cream coasts.
Speaker 1: That's where the kids are.
Speaker 2: That's where they are. And he's actually has never stopped
himself from sharing with children his favorite things about ice creams.
I think I cover that here. He often lectures to
children about his favorite ice cream are very strange, and
he does this all while wearing the ray bands. It's
very unusual. The guy always wears these ray bands while
eating ice cream. He was asked at one point in
twenty twenty one what his favorite ice cream was, and
he shouts out chocolate chocolate chip, and nobody really understood
what that specifically meant. Did that mean double chocolate with chips?
Did that mean a chocolate ice cream with chocolate chips?
We didn't know, but I did track down some of
his orders May twenty one. He makes the chocolate chocolate
chip order. June same year, he got a strawberry and
cookies and cream cone. And then in July of twenty
twenty one, he went to Moomer's Homemade in Traverse City, Michigan,
and he got a vanilla with chocolate chip. It's feeling weird.
Two more, January twenty two, he got fancy. He ordered
salted peanut butter with chocolate flex and blackout chocolate cake
at Jenny's on Capitol Hill. Jenny's is the uh Jenny's
is allegedly one of those places Pete where those.
Speaker 1: One of those locations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not can't really say more than that, but
you understand what I mean.
Speaker 1: James Alafontas or something like that.
Speaker 2: I think that was the pizza place who I'm not
gonna name it is. They're gonna think we're alleging things
we shouldn't, but yeah, that's one of those places. Yeah,
of course. And then finally in October twenty twenty two,
he went to a Baskin Robbins and got chocolate chip.
Guy loves chocolate, must be said. So. He's made a
lot of public statements about ice cream. Perhaps the most
the most infamous statement he went he made occurred on
March twenty seventh of twenty twenty three. This was shortly
after news broke of a mass shooting in Nashville at
the Nashville Elementary School where a dude, a chick, I
don't remember, a creature attacked a bunch of innocent children.
Speaker 1: And it took That might have happened again today, It did.
Speaker 2: It did just happen again today. When will someone put
a stop to this? Probably very soon. Hopefully I'm looking
for a RFK to reclassify some things on the DSM.
That would be very good.
Speaker 1: Nice, be very that'd be great.
Speaker 2: Anyway, He opens his remarks about the Nashville shooting. He
was at some kind of woman's conference. It was a
white oh, it was a white house event for women
owned businesses. And he began his speech by saying, my
name is Joe Biden. I'm doctor Jill Biden's husband, and
I eat Jenny's ice cream chocolate Chip. I came down
because I heard there was chocolate chip ice cream. By
the way, I have a whole refrigerator full upstairs. You
think I'm kidding, I'm not. Then he paused for a
moment after the audience stopped laughing, and then he said
this shooting was sick and heartbreaking. That was the switch
up that he made is insane. Of course, Chris Christy,
who also loves ice cream, comes out to defend him
and goes he misunderstood in that moment. Sure, what a fuck? Yeah,
people weren't happy about that one.
Speaker 1: Did you see the meme that Trump shared about the
drones in New Jersey? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't. Actually, I've not looked at that story yet.
What did he share?
Speaker 1: He shared a meme of Chris Christie. I think he
was laying on the beach holding a McDonald's bag and
there's a bunch of drones around him and they're all
holding McDonald's bags.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, that was so awesome.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: We got to put Chris Christy in jail. Somebody's got
to figure out a way to do this. Throw him
in there. Man. Man twenty twenty two brings us a
different kind of Joe Biden actually started to get angrier.
He called Peter Doocey a stupid son of a bitch
while he thought the mic was off. Do you remember
that one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's not wrong, but no.
Speaker 2: He's not wrong. But it was kind of fun because
it's almost like Peter Doucey needed that, like he he
the way he reacted was kind of like I enjoy that,
like he enjoyed being called the stupid son of a
bitch by the President, which it props to him. One
of my favorite events in Joe Biden history June eighteenth,
twenty twenty two. Joe Biden falls off his bike and
then immediately goes to sniff a kid. Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: Yes, I remember that.
Speaker 2: He's like passes by this crowd of people and he's
wearing yeah, yes, that's smell of vision. He's wearing all
like highlighter colored gear, falls off his bike in a
really pathetic way, like after stopping, falls off his bike,
like his foot got.
Speaker 1: Caught straight over.
Speaker 2: Immediately gets up and then swoops down to the nearest
nine year old and sniffs their hair. It's it's a
fascinating thing to watch. Finally, in twenty twenty two, of course,
there were many things that happened in twenty twenty two,
but finally in twenty twenty two, on September one, he
delivered the reds Thermon. Now I thought that this was
equal parts hilarious and terrifying. Some of his famous quotes
from it. Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent extremism
that threatens the very foundation of our republic. Maga Republicans
have made their choice. They embrace anger, They thrive on chaos.
They live not in the light of truth, but in
the shadow of lies. Maga Republicans do not respect the Constitution,
they do not believe in the rule of law. They
do not recognize the will of the people. There's no
question that the Republican Party today is dominated, driven and
intimidated by Donald Trump and the Maga Republicans, and that
is a threat to our country. Democracy cannot survive when
one side believes there are only two outcomes to an election,
either they win or they were cheated. Biden, he goes
out and accuses a bunch of these Republicans of refusing
to accept free and fair elections and increasingly are talking
about violence in response to actions they don't like. He
described MAGA as semi fascism and thought that they were insurrectionists,
an anti American And he did this. It was like
a forty minute speech, and boy was at Great News.
Do you remember the Red Sermon?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember the Red Sermon. I actually did a
reaction live stream with my co host Aaron.
Speaker 2: Wait, what was your guys taking the time? Because I
don't even remember what his take was. Gary was fired
up about it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're like, I mean, if this was our guy,
it'd be based.
Speaker 2: Of course, that's what I thought. This is where this
is where the Breitbart Republicans miss a lot is they
don't just go, you know what, it's kind of cool
that would it would have worked way better. People would
just acknowledge, like, yeah, that was a kind of a terrifying,
awesome speech. It's just that it was the wrong guy
who delivered it. I totally agree. All right, let's go
into twenty twenty three. There is a you know, by
twenty twenty three, things are just out of control. He's
never gotten the name of his secretary of defense, right,
he can never say Lloyd Austin. It's ridiculous. That's ten
thousand different ways he said that guy's name, A black guy,
by the way, couldn't be bothered to remember I would.
Speaker 1: Have called them cornpop. That would have been great.
Speaker 2: You look like a guy I used to know. Yeah,
I mean, there's so much. By twenty twenty three, he
starts seeing ghosts actually he's seen ghosts every year of
his presidency. In twenty twenty two in Greensboro, North Carolina,
after a nearly forty minute speech on the supply chain
issues at the time, if you remember that, Biden turns
to is right and he extends his hand for a handshake,
despite there being no one on or near off stage
does that. Then in December in Milwaukee twenty twenty three,
at the conclusion of a speech to the Wisconsin Blackchamber
of Commerce the thirty six Chambers of Commerce, Biden lifts
his hands and he turns in different directions after leaving
the podium like he's looking to give somebody a hug.
Very unusual, and most recently that I've seen actually was
more not quite most recently. There's one after this, but
April of twenty twenty four in Tampa, he's at a
woman's conference doing a speech on reproductive rights and he
extends his hands out towards the audience mid speech as
if to shake everyone's hand. Most recently he yelled at
a ghost to stop doing that, and we never got
an answer to what the ghost was doing. But yeah,
live recorded is him very old Joe blue background. I
remember it vividly and he points at we I don't
know where. Somewhere in the crowd goes, hey, you stop
doing that. But he points too far up to have
been pointing at the crowd, so it's like he's pointing
at a floating ghost or something like that. I really
don't know. Yeah, ghost incidents were picking up intensely by
twenty twenty three. The other thing that came to light
twenty twenty three was Joe's ethnicity. Can you play an
audio clip here for me? This is we got to
meditate on this. Let me send you I'll send it
to the private chat. It's a and I'll give you
some background while you pull it up. Joe Biden has
talked a lot about his ethnicity over time. He's also
talked about his just general past, his being raised in
various different communities, and he hasn't stopped doing that even
up to this year. And there's a great compilation that
was put up when Joe Biden. It was by R
and C Research. I think made this. I'm not sure
who actually put it together, but these are all the
various times of Joe Biden claiming to be from or
a part of a different ethnic community. You go ahead
and play that.
Speaker 3: I was sort of raised in the Puerto Rican community.
I had a very close relationship with the Greek American community.
For real, I am Joe bidenapolist. I grew up in
a heavily Irish Catholic community in Strand, Pennsylvania, in the
heavily Italian Polish community. When I say I got I
got raised in the Black church. He knows, I'm not kidding.
The Persian culture is amazing. As a student of the
Persian culture, I probably went to show more than many
of you. I come out of the black community and background.
My family is Irish America, not fundamentally unlike the Palestinian people.
I might say, raised in the synagogue. Everybody in town
is either Polish or Italian. And I grew up feeling
self conscious my name and ski. I was raised in
the neighborhood where I felt self conscious my name.
Speaker 2: Didn't you know.
Speaker 1: What Joe is? That?
Speaker 2: That is the most that's the newest Joe. That's that
is Chinese Joe that you're looking at right there?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, because that that there's no way on earth
I believe that that's Joe Biden right there, That's.
Speaker 2: The other thing is, besides him claiming all these ethnic groups,
he also looks like different ones depending on what day
it is.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's kind of how I was raised, like so
many Americans of marsh in your home state.
Speaker 1: Was the president? I mean, kay, forget about it.
Speaker 3: That's right. That's why I got raised. Man, just like
rabbi synagogues and Jewish community centers in your hometowns, and
that's your tradition. I got raised hardworking people in middle
class the neighborhoods I got raised. I was raised on
gu I was raised by that, you know. I was
raised by a righteous Christian.
Speaker 2: I got raised on automobiles. So it's awesome, dude.
Speaker 1: Well something great. Another great thing about that is that
how many different jos are just in that video.
Speaker 2: I know, there's like four, there's like four Joes delivering
thirty different statements about ethnicity. Maybe they're just confused. Maybe
each one of them got a different piece of information.
So you heard in there references to his own Irish heritage,
which is Joe is Irish by heritage. I don't know
if he's a pure blooded Irishman, but he's Irish by
recognized heritage. He's made various jokes over time about being Irish.
At the Friends of Ireland luncheon held in the US Capitol,
he goes, I'm the only irishman you ever met that
hasn't had a drink, So I'm okay, I'm not really Irish.
December of twenty twenty two, during a veterans town hall,
he goes, and you'll remember this, I may be Irish,
but I'm not stupid. And at the same time did
he was a little Italian because his wife's family is Italian.
In another one in March. On March in March of
twenty two, he began his Saint Patrick's Day remarks with
the same joke as before. I want you to know,
I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid. He said
that twice in one year.
Speaker 1: Let mean, if you have a banger, you got to
the Utter Revisitor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally, totally. I took it, and it is a
cheap pop but really it's a good one. Finally, and
we're approaching twenty twenty four and there's just it feels
like this has been the year of the most Biden
gaffes possible, and any of them come to mind immediately.
I picked out three, three different ones to discuss.
Speaker 1: In twenty twenty four. Yeah, I'm god, there's I can't.
I can't pick anything out.
Speaker 2: So one that happened quite recently was he got lost
in the Amazon jungle after meeting a bunch of ayahuasca shamans.
He went to Brazil maybe it was Columbia to speak
about indigenous rights during a period of rainforest area removal.
And after he concludes his remarks, he turns around and
goes into a sea of jungle and reads just walking
into the jungle. Aids actually had to intercept him before
he left, just went off.
Speaker 1: Who gave him the ayahuasca.
Speaker 2: That's so he did have a meeting with an Amazonian
shaman in one of their little tents. And these are
the same Amazonian shamans that a lot of like crypto
space guys and other things like that, we will go
to these shamans in order to get legal ayahuasca because
they're allowed to administer it medicinally. So that's what they
go do. And so Joe went to go meet with
one of them. And I'll have you remember after he
did this, he became really based. He put the Maga
hat on his wife started dressing only in read and
hasn't talked to Kamala Harris since he told uh his
own voters to go vote for Donald Trump if they
didn't like him back when he was still running. He
did that again, by the way, another banger, he repeated.
And so, yeah, he had a spirit quest that he
completed evidently, and it got Donald Trump elected. I think, yeah,
that was a good one. It was a very memorable one.
And finally we're going to miss them netting Yahoo and
his relationship has been very interesting. If you'll recall earlier
this year, he said that he and Nata who had
to have a come to Jesus moment, and then they
eventually met, and when they met, Biden did the sign
of the Cross when he saw net Nyahu.
Speaker 1: That was That's my favorite Biden of all time. Yeah,
my favorite, because I mean I would be doing the
same thing while you know, having a rosary just clenched
in my fist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude. And then of course I hate to make
you have to do this, but if you can pull
this one up quickly for me, this is the last moment,
and I'll buy some time here by reminding everyone about
multiple Joe theory we have over time, we have explored
different possibilities for the reason why there are different looking Joe's.
One theory is clone Joe theory. I personally think it's
a total joke of a theory. Some people believe it.
The theory essentially posits that the reason for different Biden's
is because they are clones of Biden. Have a lot
of problems with it. Can't afford to go into it now.
Another theory, as we explained already, is multiple Joe theory,
which is compartmentalized groups of different actors who all think
they're the only guy playing Joe Biden. This clip that
I'm about to have you listen to here is a
clip which illuminated a new theory about the possible reasons
why there are different looking Biden's. Go ahead and play
this clip here, Pete.
Speaker 3: And you know, one of the things that's going on
here is they just turned off.
Speaker 2: I'm going to go about.
Speaker 1: I lost the electricity here.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: One of the things we found is that you.
Speaker 2: Come on December ninth, Joe Biden admitted. Potentially it could
mean two things, of course, but it's what gives validation
potentially to the theory Joe, Biden says, they turn my
electricity off. After literally turning off for about a half
a second, you can see it happen. He turns off,
reboots solid state, boots back up, and he turns back on.
And so then that half a second, either he's looking
at a teleprompter that goes off or camera that goes
off or something like that, or he's talking about himself,
and given the other grammatical context of the other words
he uses, it sounds like he's referring to himself that
Joe himself's electricity was turned off. That, in combination with
the literal shutting down for half a second, led our
third theory on Joe to be released, which was, what
did we call it, robo Joe? I believe we called
it robo Joe. Robo Joe theory that just dropped just
a few days ago on the ninth of December twenty
twenty four. Seems like it was the last big reveal
of the Biden administration. And you said it before and
I'll say it now. I'm really gonna miss this guy
in the sick and twisted kind of way. I'm really
going to miss him.
Speaker 1: I think one of my uh one of my favorite
moments this year was an interaction he had with Donald
Trump during the debate, which you know, of course, was
just Joe being Joe, but then Trump just made him
that much more lovable when Joe says something completely incoherent
and Trump goes, I don't know what he said. I
don't think he did.
Speaker 2: It was sad because it was clear they drugged him
up real bad that day to make him even worse.
Because you remember, after he lost, basically after he was
forced to step down in a coup executed by the
Kamala Harris regime which failed in the election. Anyway, after
he was forced to step down, he started to like
come back to cognizance. He was very clear that he
was being suppressed medically on top of being an old
possibly fifth clone of a guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah that where was it in Pennsylvania where he was
at that thing where he put the maga he put
the Trump hat on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's getting hackled by a Trump guy. And he
really handled the hackling incredibly for us, which is he
grabbed the guy's hat, put in over his own hat
and smiled at the camera. And I think at this
point he was just so pissed off about how he
was ousted when he was assured personally that it was
good for him to run, and when everybody else was
assured that it was good for him to run, and
then they pulled the rug on him, and they didn't
even do it with a DNC vote of who would
take his place. They just installed basically his rival, who
he put on the border to ensure her failure for
four years. She got one up on him, and he
was pissed, and he did all about everything other than
practically admit people should have just voted for Donald Trump.
I mean, he did everything nearly other than explicitly say that.
And so I kind of tell you I kind of felt,
you know, in the DEI world, I kind of felt
like it was just desserts for both of them. Honestly, Yeah, yeah,
I was.
Speaker 1: I always wondered if it was Jill who was doing
it to him, And then you know, after you saw
the way she started acting after Kamala took over, then
I wondered, maybe not. She seems to be having some
fun with us. Why should Why would she be having
fun with us if she was the one behind it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I actually think one thing we might have learned
was Joe and Jill are working together instead. It's weird
because it did. Honestly, seeing his kind of rapid return
to cognizance after the pressure release valve was hit and
he was kicked out, I made me go, well, there's
more to it than just he's an old dementiac. He
might have been intentionally being suppressed, I mean, beyond his
already mental decline.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was. Uh. I think enough people, you know,
compared it to like Woodrow and Edith Wilson at some
point stroke and Edith was Edith and Colonel House. We're
pretty much running the running the White House.
Speaker 2: I think that was basically the case with Reagan and
his Alzheimer's also as Nancy was running the show for
a little while till that ended. Pretty sure. Yeah, I don't,
I don't know, it's happened before.
Speaker 1: I don't think he was as bad as Biden though
Reagan by the end, I don't think Reagan had gotten
as bad as Biden.
Speaker 2: Well, it all depends if Biden is being intentionally suppressed though, Oh,
you just mean from what we saw, I'm I agree
with that. Yeah, yeah, from what we saw.
Speaker 1: If they were, if they were drugging him to turn
him into a tournaments was zombie and tournaments a zombie
Joe then yeah, that'd be interesting. Interesting thought.
Speaker 2: Or they put a computer bug in his chip. We
have to remember he might not even be an organic
entity at this point. He might be a real robot.
We really don't know.
Speaker 1: Do you want to talk about the uh the a
listener theory that came out recently that may be the
most insane theory.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody messaged me whereas it because I still got
it right here. I just want to read read who
sent it to me? Yeah, okay, so my buddy Photon Ray,
Who's sent me many strange things to track in the past.
There was a picture of Hunter Biden that was recently
photographed after he was pardoned by Joe Biden. And this
still requires that we explain multiple Joe theory because there's
a guy playing the role of Joe Biden who issued
a pardon to Hunter Biden. But when you look at
this picture that this guy sent me of Hunter Biden
wearing aviators and a black hat with a grin on
his face as he goes to Arby's, he looks exactly
like the original Joe Biden. I mean the Joe Biden
who was the vice president before any of this multiple
Joe stuff, when it was clearly the same guy. He
looks exactly like that guy Hunter does. And so he goes, quote, okay, listen,
hear me out. That's Oe opens.
Speaker 1: You know what, you know what it opens, that it
is going to be great.
Speaker 2: I know you've gotten those. I know you've gotten messages
like this, so you know how it is daily and
he goes, this is og Joe. He's been a little
alive and has been draining the youth from the clones
to keep him alive, and sniffing cocaine and young women
all day and night. His final act of presidency pardoning
himself of the whole scheme. It's just so the idea
being that Joe Biden has replaced Hunter Biden, and that
the guy who's the president right now, who's Joe Biden
who pardoned Hunter Biden, is a robot or a clone
that Hunter is sucking the life out of. That is
the So I got this theory at about two in
the morning, and I read it, and then I went
to bed, and then I woke up the next day
and I read it again, and I went this is incredible.
I got to bring this into the chat and yeah,
and Aaron is in there and he goes nice Kayser
Jose theory. So that's our fourth Joe Biden identity theory
is that he's actually Hunter.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, I mean that would make a lot of
sense why you might love the Ukraine so much?
Speaker 2: That would make a lot of sense. No, it wouldn't. No,
it wouldn't. None of this makes any sense, including what
really might be going on, doesn't make any sense either.
Speaker 1: Do we have to finish by turning this all around
and talking about what an evil son of a bit
he actually is?
Speaker 2: Yes, dey, No, I don't know at this point. You know, Yeah,
what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean that's kind of how I feel about the
whole thing is it's so very much what are you
gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: He was evil. Yeah, a lot of people die because
of him. America was permanently damaged because him. But he
was great for my podcasts, So like what, I don't
know what to say. I benefited.
Speaker 1: I remember back in like two thousand and sixty, No,
this was two thousand and eight, and some people may
even listened to this guy. He's still around Andrew Wilcow.
He was on like Sirius sexm. Maybe he still is
or something like that, but he was talking about Obama
getting elected and he's like, you know, I think he'll
destroy the country if he gets elected. But if he
gets elected, I have a daily show and for eight years,
I'm gonna have stuff to talk about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how it is.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: The only thing that worries me about Trump is there
might not be anything good to talk about, Like what
are you gonna do. You can't do a show where
you go, oh, the guy did this, and you go,
all right, that's not a good show. You need like
talking about beating people up at the pool and calling
people fat, and that's what you need. And Trump doesn't
need to do that anymore, and Biden doesn't can't do
that anymore. So it's just important we remember what we're
losing here. As much as you might hate him, boy,
he made some great content that we all really loved
and enjoyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean there were and I mean you're there
are content creators out there who like have daily shows
who i mean just basically centered it all around Joe Biden,
And I mean that's that's even assuming he was in charge.
He's just a face that you yell at. Yeah. Everybody's like, no,
well really it was Susan, Rice and Obama were in
charge the whole time and this, and then it's like, well,
first of all, you don't know that for a fact.
Speaker 2: That's your opinion, Anthony, who's in charge? If any Well yeah,
I mean.
Speaker 1: Said you know who's lawyer?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, well what we got that could quickly veery
off into my tracking podcast and we don't. We don't
need to do that.
Speaker 2: We leave that all for you. We leave all of
it for you.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I guess it's you know, glad to
see Joe go, but hate to see him leave.
Speaker 2: Oh so true, so true.
Speaker 1: Tell everybody where they can find your ship man.
Speaker 2: Just go to timeline Earth search it up. If you
like news, you'll like it. If you don't like news,
you won't like it. Actually, if you like news, you
might not like it, But go check it out. Go
to the Patreon, buy me a couple of coffee. Check
out all of our great Ship. If you like Aaron,
he's Pete's co hosts. If you guys didn't know, Aaron's
on the show sometimes, Yeah, whatever, I'm over.
Speaker 1: There's probably been a couple of years that Aaron has
appeared on more of my episodes and on your Guys episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think we're kind of about about equal now appearances.
It's about a fifty to fifty.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny is most weeks we run to
run to the city to do our grocery shopping for
the week, and most of the weeks it happens on
a Wednesday. So we go to climb in the vehicle,
and you know, I'm grabbing my phone and opening my
phone to listen to something, and my wife will looking
at me and go, what are we listening to? And
then she'll go, oh, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 2: That's got to be about half of the reactions people
give to the RSS feed updating. Oh yeah, it's Wednesday.
Speaker 1: She wanted me to say hi, by the way, and hello.
All right man, thank you very much, appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Thank you,