Speaker 1: Kids.
Speaker 2: I saved you scale away from us, asshole.
Speaker 1: I was nice to you because I felt sorry for
Speaker 1: you because you don't have any friends.
Speaker 3: But now I see why you don't have any friends.
Speaker 1: You just use man bear pig as.
Speaker 3: A way to get attention for yourself because you're a loser.
Speaker 2: Kick egh, welcome too, going down the South. But the
Speaker 2: podcast where we're always having ourselves a time and we're
Speaker 2: always very serial, I'm Dando.
Speaker 3: Sup ethereal, Yeah, I'm guy.
Speaker 2: This feels like an episode that I guess Trey and
Speaker 2: May kind of wish they could probably take back. I
Speaker 2: know we discussed in the last episode about the episode
Speaker 2: A Million Little fiveers and never said they wish they
Speaker 2: could delete this one, but this one here. They actually
Speaker 2: did an episode a lot later on, like season twenty two,
Speaker 2: where they tried to sort of apologize for Outgore because
Speaker 2: they were very much I wouldn't say anti global warming,
Speaker 2: but just mocking him, like the idea of global warming,
Speaker 2: it's ridiculous, you're just using it for clout. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: now in twenty twenty six, we're like, oh fuck, they're
Speaker 2: now good guy, So watch your this episode through A
Speaker 2: twenty and twenty six lens. You just kind of like,
Speaker 2: you guys are seem kind of stupid.
Speaker 3: You're kind of you're off base, but in multiple ways,
Speaker 3: because it's not just bad in terms of like it's targeting,
Speaker 3: it's just it's not a good episode. I didn't really
Speaker 3: enjoy this at all.
Speaker 2: I had there were moments throughout that I enjoyed, but
Speaker 2: I just thought it just the whole point of this
Speaker 2: episode was to mock al Gore. Yeah, and I think
Speaker 2: when that's the basis of the episode, it's hard to
Speaker 2: it's just hard to sort of enjoy it in twenty six.
Speaker 3: I just think because you know, it's it's so wrong, yeah,
Speaker 3: so incorrect. Yeah, but it also just struck me as
Speaker 3: kind of like lazy and it's in it's poking fun.
Speaker 3: Was So, was he mocked like this? I don't think
Speaker 3: he was.
Speaker 2: It seems like such a weird and it seems like
Speaker 2: such a weird thing for Trey and Matt to have
Speaker 2: an issue against to the point where we were going
Speaker 2: to dedicate a whole episode to mocking this man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't think he ever came across.
Speaker 3: And this is the best of my recollection because this
Speaker 3: is what this is two thousand and six. Yeah, so
Speaker 3: this is twenty years ago. Yeah, so my memory is hazy.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't any I don't think anyone was like,
Speaker 3: oh good, you shut up aut Global. Yeah you really,
Speaker 3: you know, as they say in this episode, you just
Speaker 3: want people to like you. You're a friendless dog.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I think he came across to the as I said,
Speaker 3: to the best of my recollection, as a pretty savvy
Speaker 3: statesman kind of guy. There may have been some either
Speaker 3: backlash or just sort of.
Speaker 2: Because he was Clinton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it was like, Okay, well we're gonna have
Speaker 3: a nice sort of follow on from Clinton into Gore.
Speaker 3: We'll continue that lovely sort of democratic dream of the nineties.
Speaker 3: And Gore might even be better because he does he
Speaker 3: seems a little more. He seems less loose than Bill Clinton,
Speaker 3: shall we say, you know, who was a good politician,
Speaker 3: but maybe you know also fast. I was just like,
Speaker 3: you know, I like the leaders that was mobile Clinton,
Speaker 3: You're like that one. No, but Al Gore was kind
Speaker 3: of like, Oh, this guy's all business, you know, and
Speaker 3: he'll run the he'll run the the country and the
Speaker 3: economy and everything.
Speaker 2: Well, so I knew nothing about American politics when I
Speaker 2: was younger at this time, and he always came across
Speaker 2: on The Simpsons or Future as this dull, boring.
Speaker 3: Kind of a stiff. Yeah, that's right, And I mean,
Speaker 3: then of course you have Yeah. I mean I think
Speaker 3: the feeling was, oh, George Bush, George W. Bush stole
Speaker 3: the election, all these kinds of thuff. It really feels
Speaker 3: like a precursor of what we're going through now with
Speaker 3: American politics. So she kind of corrupt. What's going on here?
Speaker 3: You know, no one wanted this guy. No one wanted
Speaker 3: ware was a boring choice.
Speaker 2: But you know, it means that they have to vote.
Speaker 2: So the people that didn't want him didn't vote correct.
Speaker 2: Guess what, Americans, that's the problem with your.
Speaker 3: Correct the whip. Like we do in Australia, go out
Speaker 3: and vote, get a sausage.
Speaker 2: I don't think off for a snag, Donald trumps Donald
Speaker 2: Trummer's listeners, it's great, dear, gonna start eving hat dougs
Speaker 2: and every appalling booth for a snag. Where does this
Speaker 2: get get out of Abecker snag anybody that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't think there was ever the indications like, oh,
Speaker 3: this guy's pathetic. It was more like, oh, he's just stiff.
Speaker 2: I mean this guy, he came across like a pedophile
Speaker 2: of this.
Speaker 3: Well, just yeah, they kept saying, attle bit just lonely,
Speaker 3: has no friends. Stop hanging around with that weird guy,
Speaker 3: and he's crying no one taking me too. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: the whole we can talk about the whole serial thing
Speaker 3: in a minute, but honestly, they just really dug that
Speaker 3: that horse was dead, and then they just kept flogging, flogging, flogging, flogging, flopping.
Speaker 2: So obviously, as I said, we're watching through a twenty
Speaker 2: twenty six lens. If you're watching this when it first
Speaker 2: aired two thousand and six, do you think you would
Speaker 2: have felt the same way? Because Global Warman was still
Speaker 2: not a myth, but people were saying, yeah, you really
Speaker 2: think it's gonna be a thing? Come on, guys.
Speaker 3: Well people had been saying it for ages. Yes, I mean,
Speaker 3: it didn't feel like as huge an existential problem as
Speaker 3: say it does now, as opposed to like, oh, that's
Speaker 3: your platform, and it's like, you know, we probably should
Speaker 3: take better care of the environment. We're not good to it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: people have been saying that since the nineteen sixties. So
Speaker 3: for God to be pushing this one. Yeah, probably people
Speaker 3: probably had other things on their mind. It's like, oh,
Speaker 3: we're locked in this forever war in the Middle East?
Speaker 3: What how did that happen? Again? It does?
Speaker 2: It just feels like in South Park they usually do
Speaker 2: a good job of when they're mocking somebody, they have
Speaker 2: like a sort of a win for them in the
Speaker 2: end where it's kind of like, oh, you know what,
Speaker 2: he maybe he was right right, so maybe man bad pick.
Speaker 2: So you know, they had the what's the sadad questioning, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It comes about turned out to be real.
Speaker 2: So I watched this just expecting man bad Peak to
Speaker 2: eventually be a real thing that saves the boys. And
Speaker 2: it's like, ah, yeah, maybe it is real or is
Speaker 2: it like that, whether it actually is real or not,
Speaker 2: And it's like maybe maybe God is. It's like no,
Speaker 2: they're just basically just taking it down.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And you have like one of the kids saying, oh,
Speaker 3: it looked like a man bed pick that saved us,
Speaker 3: but I can't be sure.
Speaker 2: See it is the thing, it is real, and everyone's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: sure it is God.
Speaker 3: Sure for everyone to keep kicking the shit out of
Speaker 3: our gore during this episode, it was like, yeah, it
Speaker 3: didn't sit right with me. It was just weird. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and yeah, and not only for the reasons that he's
Speaker 3: actually sort of been proven right in so many ways,
Speaker 3: but also yeah, just for the way they were really yeah,
Speaker 3: the way they were treating him and the way they
Speaker 3: were depicting it.
Speaker 2: So the episode is called Time to Get Cereal in
Speaker 2: season twenty two where they basically apologized to Algore for this. Sure, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's such a weird thing for Parker and Stone to
Speaker 2: take on as well. Yeah, it just feels I say,
Speaker 2: it's in the most positive way. It feels above their
Speaker 2: pay grade to be mocking global warming unless you are
Speaker 2: actually learned on the issue. Oh okay, oh yeah, to
Speaker 2: do a complete take down without having any balance to it.
Speaker 3: The I mean they did smug Alert a couple of
Speaker 3: a few episodes ago. Yeah, and there they were right
Speaker 3: on target, because it's like, no, no, no, the electric
Speaker 3: cars aren't the problem. You're the problem for thinking that
Speaker 3: you're so wonderful for driving around an electric car. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you walk around all the time saying, you know,
Speaker 3: you really should be using peep straws to save the
Speaker 3: planet's like it's not helping. Yeah, go talk to you know,
Speaker 3: the companies that are spewing out stuff, is spewing out
Speaker 3: toxic waste all the time, do that instead. But here
Speaker 3: is sort of going after the guy who's trying to
Speaker 3: raise awareness, like this is a legitimate problem, and you know,
Speaker 3: I'm trying to call the main bad agents, bad actors
Speaker 3: to account. Yeah, it feels wrong, and that look as
Speaker 3: they acknowledged that. But it felt Yeah, I think it
Speaker 3: felt wrong even at the time.
Speaker 2: Because obviously you know that Manbad Pig is the their
Speaker 2: version of global warming exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I think the only reason that I would have
Speaker 3: appreciated or admired this episode back in the day, and yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't recall liking it was like, oh, okay, it's
Speaker 3: a fun analogy. I guess, rather than actually saying global
Speaker 3: warming is like, oh, here's this thing that no one
Speaker 3: quite understands or is such a weird, overwhelming problem that
Speaker 3: no one knows how to sort of wrap their head
Speaker 3: around it.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just watching this thinking this doesn't feel
Speaker 2: as well written as what South Buck usually is. Usually
Speaker 2: they have a real balanced take, they'll take someone down.
Speaker 2: There's only been a handful of times where it's just
Speaker 2: being like this. Paris Hilton was one of them where
Speaker 2: it was just we're going to take down Paris Hilton.
Speaker 2: But even saying that, as cruel as it was, it
Speaker 2: felt at the time it's like, you know, this is
Speaker 2: how people think towards it because she was playing that role.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And also yeah, I mean they poked just as
Speaker 3: much fun at the the people who were sucked in
Speaker 3: by the marketing. Yeah, people of all ages and both
Speaker 3: genders or all JEMs because Dad goes along as like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess I get by your person. Yeah, if you're
Speaker 3: getting ground on by some hot young lady. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But Sally Stroulers was another cruel one.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Occasionally they just get a bit cruel, like we
Speaker 3: don't like this person or we don't like what they're doing.
Speaker 3: Someone really have a dig at them.
Speaker 2: I didn't mind the boys trapped in a cave story though,
Speaker 2: that felt that was fun.
Speaker 3: We just covered a million fibers and they talked about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: had on a hat comment. It's like a joke on
Speaker 3: a joke. It's like, not that the trapped in a
Speaker 3: cave thing was a joke on a joke, but yeah,
Speaker 3: watched the whole episode that was just oh, we've got
Speaker 3: to go down to the cave. It might be a
Speaker 3: school school exkirsion. Yeah, but the things.
Speaker 2: They're supposed to be they don't know. The boys who
Speaker 2: were in there that I guess that was their way. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but you still figure out a way around it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got a writer's imagination, right shit. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: they're all being trapped in this thing and having to
Speaker 3: sort of like turn on one another. That's a terrific
Speaker 3: old story. I mean that's all the flies. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: well it's treasure this herera Madre Yeah, or which got remaders? Trespassed?
Speaker 3: You ever see trespass?
Speaker 2: Good movie from the early nineties, trespassed. I love one
Speaker 2: word films ricochet.
Speaker 3: Well, they both of these movies that you just mentioned
Speaker 3: start iced tea. Oh, long hair iced tea, Long hair
Speaker 3: iced tea. Yeah, this one has iced tea ice cube.
Speaker 3: The late great Bill Paxton and William Sadler The Grim
Speaker 3: Reaper from from We used to make things in this country?
Speaker 2: We sure did.
Speaker 3: This is made by Walter Hill who made forty eight
Speaker 3: Hours and The Warriors.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, great movies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is nineteen ninety three, and it's also got
Speaker 3: one of the most Dopes twenty eleven, remaking Masshim. No, No,
Speaker 3: that's Nicholas Cage and Nicole Kimman. It's nineteen ninety three.
Speaker 3: Ninety two, Yeah, ninety two. Sorry, that's close enough. Look
Speaker 3: at that poster, isn't You're not going to watch that movie.
Speaker 3: I went saw it like, I never know what it's about.
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: Okay, I've got it on I've got it on Blue
Speaker 3: at Home.
Speaker 2: I'll end it perfect. Yes, please? What's the he read
Speaker 2: the one that the quick Google description to Fireman discover
Speaker 2: a die Man's secret. A fortune in gold could still
Speaker 2: lie buried in Nodge. That's all I need to know.
Speaker 3: That's all you need to do. I'll add one little bit.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: They run a fowl of iced tea and ice cube. Okay,
Speaker 3: so this movie is the ship sounds awesome, bad man,
Speaker 3: but yeah, have the boys all in? Yeah, this enclosed space.
Speaker 3: One of them discovers gold apartment obviously, Yeah, and then
Speaker 3: it's like things get things yet hectic.
Speaker 2: As a result, I thought it was a great reveal
Speaker 2: of Oh that's that where we take phtos at the
Speaker 2: end of the two. That's like I didn't actually see
Speaker 2: that coming.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was that was great.
Speaker 2: I didn't recall it probably should have made sense when
Speaker 2: it's weird it's smugglers dances. Actually, I thought that maybe
Speaker 2: it was a sort of reference to, you know, in
Speaker 2: Casabernita Little Treasure, Yeah, the treasure blad Pirate's cover, whatever
Speaker 2: it is. Did you have any favorite moments in the episode?
Speaker 3: Look, not that many, but you know I always say
Speaker 3: there are lines you remember from from the show. It's like,
Speaker 3: I'm not sure where they came from, and then you scab. Oh,
Speaker 3: it's in this episode when Kyle is trying to I
Speaker 3: think it's Kyl He's trying to swim with Cartman to safety. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's like, I've got to let you go, or you
Speaker 3: got to kick, You've got to get you.
Speaker 2: Kick.
Speaker 3: Just the way he's saying it, I found just hilarious.
Speaker 2: I like when I was trying to drag him up
Speaker 2: the cliffe farts and hear a gold drop? What was that?
Speaker 3: That was just funny. And the only other thing I
Speaker 3: really enjoyed was when al Gore shows his is drawing
Speaker 3: to the to the rescue guys.
Speaker 2: What is that?
Speaker 3: A pig bear man? Pretty good?
Speaker 2: No, I like Randy seeing the boys at the at
Speaker 2: the basketball courtse with Al Gore. Boys. Come on, that's okay.
Speaker 3: Remember there are no stupid questions, just stupid people trivia time.
Speaker 2: My first question for you is what toy was on
Speaker 2: top of Stan's toy chest.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I think it's the phone call from Al.
Speaker 3: I did not pay attention to that. It was just
Speaker 3: a t rex, just just a tricks. Come on, man,
Speaker 3: it was not an a Dominus rex. Want to hear
Speaker 3: something interesting that I read today? It may not be interesting,
Speaker 3: probably old news by the time this comes out. They're
Speaker 3: doing a big screen reboot of Westworld. Yeah, and it's
Speaker 3: written by David Kep, who wrote Jurassic Park. West World
Speaker 3: is based on a story by Michael Crichton, who wrote
Speaker 3: Jurassic Park. Stephen Spielberg said recently, I've never done a Western,
Speaker 3: and I'm looking to There's one that I'm looking to
Speaker 3: do and it's going to be super cool. It's not
Speaker 3: going to be a traditional Western. So everyone's going is
Speaker 3: that the one is Spilberg gonna make remake West World
Speaker 3: with a script by David Kip.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, final, I'm doing a movie that people
Speaker 2: care about.
Speaker 3: Quick get job to just score before he's dead, John Quick,
Speaker 3: come on, Jenny thro something together trivia questes. Sorry I
Speaker 3: was I don't know when.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just you've read something interesting today.
Speaker 3: I learned something today.
Speaker 2: By some people hear this. It's been announced for three
Speaker 2: weeks Steven to Direct.
Speaker 3: Thanks guy super theory and giving this information. How much
Speaker 3: is a room per night at the Comfort.
Speaker 2: In thirty nine dollars dollars? One of my questions, Yes,
Speaker 2: now I've got one of those ones where I've got
Speaker 2: the answer.
Speaker 3: I didn't write the question. Do do do? Answer is
Speaker 3: what is fifty seven degrees?
Speaker 2: Oh? I'm assuming you must have been something to do
Speaker 2: with the cave.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing so, yeah, the winds blow through and keeps
Speaker 3: it at a constant temporary Agree are you speaking of
Speaker 3: the caves? According to the tool guide, there are two
Speaker 3: rules at the cave of the winds. What are they?
Speaker 2: Ummm, no, what are they?
Speaker 3: They stay on the path and don't touch anything.
Speaker 2: Don't touch anything?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: What were the names of the phallic shaped Okay?
Speaker 3: It was like fireman with helmet or just man with helmet,
Speaker 3: man with helmet with fire Oh, with only only two
Speaker 3: of them too. Only one talked about the balls, because
Speaker 3: that's the joke. Folks. They all got hanging mushroom. I'm
Speaker 3: hanging mushroom. Man with helmets yep, and two ice cream
Speaker 3: scoops or something, man with hamlet with two bowling ball
Speaker 3: or two bowling balls, and the sisters and the two sisters.
Speaker 2: Any more questions for me?
Speaker 3: Only one? Where is cave of the winds located? Ah,
Speaker 3: didn't get that one. It's Manitou spring and two springs.
Speaker 3: The man is it's like a Native American evil spirit.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, The Manitour sounds kind of place man bear
Speaker 2: Pek would live.
Speaker 3: It was a movie in the nineteen seventy is called
Speaker 3: The Manatour. It's about this this woman who's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I've got a weird Timmerman neck. I don't know what
Speaker 3: it is. And it turns out to be like like
Speaker 3: she's pregnant on the back of her neck with the Manitou.
Speaker 2: Oh nuddy, you know what movie I saw it? I've
Speaker 2: never heard of. For the first time, I never heard of.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen it yet. Alligator from what the eighties? Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: I was just like, this looks unreal.
Speaker 3: I've got an alligator and alligator jo On DVD at home.
Speaker 2: I need them.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll bring over a trespass in the Alligator movie.
Speaker 2: Can you bring over Poldergeist too? And I'll let you
Speaker 2: borrow one of my new ones because I want to
Speaker 2: watch public. You borrow Poltic Gaston on four K from me? Agent?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 3: Thought that was mad.
Speaker 2: Now you get that back.
Speaker 3: I'll drop back, all right, but yeah sure, yeah cool.
Speaker 3: I thought you want to politicize too, as in the
Speaker 3: second Politican.
Speaker 2: Where the fun that's guy too, Ago, you'll get it back. Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: Now it's time for some cheeseypoofs. WHOA, I love cheesypoofs.
Speaker 2: You love cheesypoofs.
Speaker 1: Weed didn't cheesypoofs.
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Speaker 2: Gavin Lang, Dannie Miller, Charlie Joe, Abigail b Sharpkater and
Speaker 2: Craig Alt smash Globster.
Speaker 3: Which one of those cheesy.
Speaker 2: Poofs do you think is mostly reminiscent of the Man
Speaker 2: Bear Pig?
Speaker 3: It's none of them. It's Adric mclach.
Speaker 4: Just pick one. Sorry man, Sorry, Hedrick. So you go
Speaker 4: having a memorable name. I was gonna go with Dave prends,
Speaker 4: with McNally.
Speaker 2: Of course, we love each and every single one of you,
Speaker 2: all right, So let's get to a review of Man
Speaker 2: Bear Pig. The original edit of this episode was Abril
Speaker 2: twenty six, two thousand and sixty Top three films at
Speaker 2: the US Box Office. When he's aired number three, The Sentinel,
Speaker 2: Any good, It's.
Speaker 3: All right, it's all right. It's Michael Douglas, Keeper Sutherland.
Speaker 3: I think Michael Douglas again can't keep it in his pants.
Speaker 3: He's like a secret Service agent, except he's having an
Speaker 3: affair with like the first lady. Oh, okay, I think
Speaker 3: it's Kimbassenger so he could blame him. Yeah, exactly, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that was Ali Bourne's for a while. Wasn't correct.
Speaker 2: Number two It was scary movie four down to number
Speaker 2: two and number one is now it's funny we say
Speaker 2: this Silent Hill.
Speaker 3: It feels very Silent Hills can gelong today, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Oh god? It was so incredibly foggy driving It's like
Speaker 3: a crossto in the mist and Silent Hill silent He
Speaker 3: was a terrific spooky movie.
Speaker 2: Is it a good movie because of the game. So
Speaker 2: I said to Nikola, we're walking back from the school,
Speaker 2: and I said, I feel like Silent Hill, and Nicol
Speaker 2: goes what I said, Okay, every nineties kid remembers Silent
Speaker 2: Hill the demo disc. When you brought your PlayStation, you
Speaker 2: got the Silent Hill demo disc and you put it
Speaker 2: in and you're on top of this hill and it's
Speaker 2: just fucking fog everywhere. Get the shit out of here.
Speaker 3: This is the guy pitching the game Silent Hill to
Speaker 3: the to the company. It's like, imagine in town, it's
Speaker 3: really fucking foggy.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 1: For you.
Speaker 3: The kid going, oh shit, I can't see where I'm going. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the Silent Hill movie is pretty good. Okay, there are
Speaker 3: other Silent Hill movies that aren't as good.
Speaker 2: You like the Resident Evil films, don't you?
Speaker 3: I do? Hey, do you want to reveal who someone
Speaker 3: we might be talking to?
Speaker 2: Let's talking to him this morning? Yeah? Oh okay, Honna Strobets.
Speaker 3: This is a filmmaker who has got a movie called
Speaker 3: Primate Out that's fucked up. Yeah, I was not prepared.
Speaker 3: But our pal, our new palate Johans my pronouncing the
Speaker 3: correctly gns.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: He made a resident Evil movie, Recent Evil, Welcome to
Speaker 3: Raccoon City. It's not bad.
Speaker 2: He made those really popular Shark forty seven below whatever,
Speaker 2: forty seven meters down yea, And he made a sequel
Speaker 2: to The Strangers okay.
Speaker 3: Which was pretty good.
Speaker 2: Those forty seven meters down did really well. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I had a lot of money. Is not doing too
Speaker 2: bad for himself. So he made a killer Well the reason,
Speaker 2: you body was because he's coming on the media by
Speaker 2: podcast that's correct. Yes, he's like our pal, and it's
Speaker 2: like everyone's home is like, why is he your pal?
Speaker 3: Because we're going to do it doing bad movies.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's gonna come on to the podcast. Look at
Speaker 2: for that one in your feeds as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he made a Resident Evil movie that was
Speaker 3: pretty good.
Speaker 2: Okay, then all right, and that was the number one
Speaker 2: film at the US box office. It was Silent Hell.
Speaker 2: Episode written and directed by Trey. Episode kicks off with
Speaker 2: mister Mackey introducing a guest speaker who nobody remembers.
Speaker 3: Well, no, Dick Cheney. No, he's the current.
Speaker 2: Vice President Bill Clinton. He's Vice President Al Gore, and
Speaker 2: he's here to warn all the kids about the threat
Speaker 2: of Man Bear Pig. And of course, when you're the
Speaker 2: fewer home, you think he's gonna bring up globe warming. No,
Speaker 2: it's Man Bear Pig.
Speaker 3: Which is half man, half bear, and half pig exactly.
Speaker 1: Some people say that Man Bear Pig isn't real. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you now, Man Bear Pig is
Speaker 1: very real and he most certainly exists. I'm cereal. Man
Speaker 1: Bear Pig doesn't care who you are or what you've done.
Speaker 1: Man Bear Pig simply wants to get you. I'm super cereal.
Speaker 2: They really double down in that cereal.
Speaker 3: They triple down on cereal. I don't know, and it's
Speaker 3: it doesn't have any sort of link to anything. I
Speaker 3: don't think he's ever sort of mispronounced anything or anything
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 2: Ah yeah, someone set something funding in the writer's room
Speaker 2: and thought that'd stick with it. But Gore says he's
Speaker 2: here to save everybody, and everyone will.
Speaker 3: Say thank you a god, you're awesome. Ye, no, you're
Speaker 3: super awesome.
Speaker 2: Why does he keep saying excelsior? I know that's what
Speaker 2: Stanley would say, but.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean, does he sort of view himself
Speaker 3: as a bit of a superhero.
Speaker 2: Because you're trying to be cool.
Speaker 3: He was on an episode of thirty Rock well because
Speaker 3: NBC during this time with having like their Green Week
Speaker 3: where it's like we're going to highlight environmental causes on
Speaker 3: our shows, and they got our Gore to be on
Speaker 3: thirty Rocks that are talking about it, and as the joke,
Speaker 3: I think it's like, all a minute, a whale is
Speaker 3: in trouble, I must away, And they sort of did
Speaker 3: a bit of a kind of thing, not not as
Speaker 3: cartoonish as this, but it's like, does Al think himself
Speaker 3: as like, you know, the man who saves the world?
Speaker 2: I mean that's obviously the way he's being portrayed. He's
Speaker 2: just taking the mickey out of himself.
Speaker 3: Yes, but he was going excels you or like he's
Speaker 3: of the words.
Speaker 2: Do you think right now that he actually does He's like,
Speaker 2: you motherfuckers laughed at me. He didn't take me cereal.
Speaker 3: Yes, here's what I'm probably going to be dead by
Speaker 3: the time all of them, by the time we're on
Speaker 3: Fury Roads.
Speaker 2: So it's kind of like Steve Martin's character at the
Speaker 2: end of the Trash of the Titans Garbage Man episode
Speaker 2: of The Simpsons. Yeah, yeah, it's like you did this,
Speaker 2: You're all screwed. You hear the wall on your own mess, goodbye.
Speaker 2: Good But everyone's confused, like, what's this guy talking about?
Speaker 2: All the kids at the school and they're playing basketball.
Speaker 2: What more of this is the kids playing b ball?
Speaker 3: And oh yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Kyle just keeps beating.
Speaker 3: Stab it stop stab a coust, doing what you're supposed
Speaker 3: to do. I'm gonna do some real Kobe ship moves,
Speaker 3: just bouncing aside.
Speaker 2: Then we see a point of view shot and we
Speaker 2: see the silhouette first of what we think is man
Speaker 2: beat pig. Then the I always call this the Friday
Speaker 2: of the thirteenth visual. Sure, but you see it from
Speaker 2: Jason in the camp site and stuff. Yeah, and it
Speaker 2: turns out it's just Al Gore in a costume. Look
Speaker 2: what are you doing, dude? He said, he's just spreading
Speaker 2: awareness with bumper stickers and something else. Can't remember, pins maybe,
Speaker 2: And he asked them to sign the awareness sheet for
Speaker 2: their address and their phone numbers, and I was like.
Speaker 3: They make this guy? Yeah the file?
Speaker 2: What's going on here? Fortunately Randy arrives and he drives
Speaker 2: them home. On the way home, he says not to
Speaker 2: hang out with that man anymore, and he says, no
Speaker 2: such thing as man, bad pig. He's just a desperate
Speaker 2: man looking for attention, Which is I guess the point
Speaker 2: of this episode without making it correct, the desperate guy
Speaker 2: looking for attention. So were they not fans of? Were
Speaker 2: they not Democrats? Parkron Stone?
Speaker 3: I think you'll often find these sort of was it
Speaker 3: just the individual as opposed to the political party? Maybe?
Speaker 3: I think that would probably say we're targeting the individual
Speaker 3: more than actual cause. Yeah, I don't think they have
Speaker 3: a sort of really aligned with Democrats or Republicans. I
Speaker 3: think they probably view themselves as more libertarians. It's kind
Speaker 3: of like, just let us do our thing and them
Speaker 3: stand about.
Speaker 2: We yeah, stand feeling bad for him. Keep bringing up
Speaker 2: standsas I feel bad for the guy he's got no friends,
Speaker 2: because that's kind of their way of sort of saying
Speaker 2: we should be nice to him. But it's like, no,
Speaker 2: you're also making him soundpathetic. Yes, yeah, the whole point.
Speaker 2: It's like near no one likes this guy. Then our
Speaker 2: Gore course stand in the middle of the night because
Speaker 2: he signed the form.
Speaker 3: Hell, oh this is oh man, Hi, mister Gore, I
Speaker 3: was the vice president. I know.
Speaker 1: Can you and your friends make it to an emergency
Speaker 1: man Bear Pig meeting tomorrow morning. I have some evidence
Speaker 1: he could be in this area. Look, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 1: we're all kind of busy. Oh, I get it.
Speaker 2: You don't believe me either.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's not that.
Speaker 2: Nobody believes me.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to word everybody and nobody takes methereal. I
Speaker 1: just want somebody in the world to take me foreal
Speaker 1: to for what it's Okay, mister Gore, I believe you.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Man Bear Pig needs to be stopped I'm just I'm
Speaker 1: just scared that I can't do anything to stop him,
Speaker 1: are you seal?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm cereal.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, we can't stop him. Bring everyone you can
Speaker 1: to my man, Bearry Pig meeting to me at eight am.
Speaker 2: Sure, so we're nowt the comfort in thirty nine dollars
Speaker 2: per night, weekday special. So it's a weekday special. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's a week.
Speaker 3: Day I think they said, yeah, we've got four school mates.
Speaker 3: Why they're going at eight am?
Speaker 2: Because Stand says Stances. Dad said, well, Stan says, Dad said,
Speaker 2: it's not real. The man, of course it's real. And
Speaker 2: then he says, we've got a there's a warning comes
Speaker 2: up on the arm at the cave of the winds
Speaker 2: and he says he can get them excuse from school
Speaker 2: if you come and join me there. And he comes like,
Speaker 2: oh wait a minute, you have that kind of power.
Speaker 2: At least they acknowledge why the kids weren't at school.
Speaker 2: Sure he got them out of it, and then saying
Speaker 2: that though, did he just say that? The whole story?
Speaker 2: If you really look into it, it's like, we don't
Speaker 2: know who the four boys are, Like, could it possibly
Speaker 2: the four boys? If you didn't go to school and
Speaker 2: now are missing good boy. But they're at the cave
Speaker 2: of the winds now and the tour guy introduces former
Speaker 2: Vice President Al Gore. Mister girl asked me to make
Speaker 2: sure you'll knew you was here a good couple of Yeah, actually,
Speaker 2: this is one of my favorite moments. Let's go cave it.
Speaker 3: But that's what you have to be like. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: if that was that's good, keep it.
Speaker 2: Because we went to the zoo over the school holidays
Speaker 2: and we did the Safari tour twice, and the guy
Speaker 2: doing the tour was cracking some of the same jokes,
Speaker 2: but he cracking different jokes. I'm like, this guy's jobs
Speaker 2: has to come up with new material every fucking time
Speaker 2: he drives his bus. And I'm like, I'm like, this
Speaker 2: dude loves his job. He takes a cereal. Yeah it does.
Speaker 3: Do they have Do they have cool new animals at
Speaker 3: the zoo? No? No, okay, same old Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 3: I mean they're still driving animals.
Speaker 2: I mean they've got the the elephant enclosure there.
Speaker 3: Now. Do they have new cubs? I thought they had
Speaker 3: new cubs or something or we were.
Speaker 2: Talking on a Safari part Oh yeah, safari parts. I mean,
Speaker 2: I think that a rhino baby actually, but it's just
Speaker 2: the same type of animals. But yeah, rhino baby. Seeing
Speaker 2: a rhino in real life, you're like, holy shita man.
Speaker 2: And you see their pile of ship and you're like,
Speaker 2: holy ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he turned to Jeff Goblin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but the elephant enclosure is really cool because they
Speaker 2: used to be the Melbourne Zoo into sort of a smallish.
Speaker 3: Enclosure a little. Now it's like an African plane. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Good for that, and there's a walkway all the way
Speaker 2: through the middle of it.
Speaker 3: I might have to go back to the zoo, it's
Speaker 3: been a while since.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just hanging out their feet and Elliott could
Speaker 2: not get enough of when they're doing this. He's like,
Speaker 2: they're waving at me.
Speaker 3: So he'd walk over and he waved to the elephant
Speaker 3: and the elephant like lift his chunk up. He's like,
Speaker 3: holy shit, the elephant waved to.
Speaker 2: Me, and I'm like, you know what, maybe they are
Speaker 2: waving a smart man.
Speaker 3: Elephants are pretty smart yeah, and also vengeful. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: it looked like it was smart and I was like,
Speaker 3: good day, you say. Ali thought it was the greatest
Speaker 3: fucking thing in the world. The fact that this elephant
Speaker 3: waved to him. There's a laid his day. There are
Speaker 3: a lot of problems with zoos, but they're also just
Speaker 3: a great way for children, but people of all ages
Speaker 3: to learn empathy for animal friends just get a bit
Speaker 3: of exposure. It's kind of like, wow, check that out.
Speaker 2: I mean these enclosures are massive. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean much rather have like an open range zoo
Speaker 3: than yeah, little confined for those listeners at home, it's
Speaker 3: an open range zoo basically, yeah it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, thats there. Got plenty of space to run around.
Speaker 2: But so they've got to the cave of the Wins.
Speaker 2: They're starting their tour. Let's go Keevan and the kids asked, oh,
Speaker 2: he asked the kids to look out for droppings man
Speaker 2: bear pee droppings. It's like a pig droppings, but more
Speaker 2: man bear like. And then the tour shows off the
Speaker 2: various rocks that look like penises, hanging mushroom men with hammelet,
Speaker 2: two bowling balls, and the two sisters. Then our gore
Speaker 2: yells out, which I thought was like a mating call
Speaker 2: or something. Yeah, he's young, just being disruptive.
Speaker 3: To the tour and he thinks he's found his hiding
Speaker 3: place and he walks off the tour, and the tour
Speaker 3: then shows the wind. Take a picture of the wind, Stephen.
Speaker 3: They always nail that aspect of just what was it
Speaker 3: once they can't.
Speaker 2: There's something it's just but it's just like the mundane
Speaker 2: aspects of life.
Speaker 3: Take a picture of the winds.
Speaker 2: Yes, something like that. Gore then thinks it's man bear pig,
Speaker 2: so he shoots the roof and causes the cave that
Speaker 2: collaps and traps the boys inside, and he boils at
Speaker 2: himself as well and saves himself. Have you ever been
Speaker 2: on a tour where someone's just being really annoying. We
Speaker 2: went on a ghost tour once. In the entire time
Speaker 2: there was these two young guys just trying to spoil.
Speaker 2: We know, we know this is just pretend, it's just
Speaker 2: for fun, but they're going, You're like, shut the fuck,
Speaker 2: calm down, man, Yeah, just trying to spoot people throwing
Speaker 2: rocks on the ford. And there's like because those kids,
Speaker 2: kids like that, and they're like having the greatest time
Speaker 2: in their life, and I'm like, shut up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been on occasions where you know someone has
Speaker 3: been asking questions that are more in the form of
Speaker 3: a statement. Yeah, and they're kind of doing it like this,
Speaker 3: but where it's just I was like, I did my
Speaker 3: research before. We actually know more than you. Hey, we're
Speaker 3: working on this together, mate. It's like, no, you're not.
Speaker 2: Only one of them is getting paid here, mate, and
Speaker 2: it ain't you. What is just Studio always say there's
Speaker 2: only one attitude in this room, and it's man. When
Speaker 2: we come back from commercial and Cartman is blaming stand
Speaker 2: because you know, you stand, You're the reason we came here.
Speaker 2: You got stuck. And they split up to look for
Speaker 2: a passageway and Campman comes across smugglers Dan with all
Speaker 2: the treasure, and I was like, oh, ship, but if
Speaker 2: you've legitimately found treasure, like, would you tell anybody?
Speaker 3: Depends what kind?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because well you're gonna cash it at some point,
Speaker 2: don't you. Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Old gold balloons. And it's like, I can't take
Speaker 3: these down to bending Go bank. I can't put them
Speaker 3: through the coin machine, which I did, by the way,
Speaker 3: I told you, Yeah, how good is it?
Speaker 2: That's pretty good?
Speaker 3: Except oh, I got like a third of the way
Speaker 3: through my coins and it got it filled up and
Speaker 3: they said, we can't take any more. What what's coming on?
Speaker 2: Here? My coins?
Speaker 3: What the fuck am I gonna do with it? It's
Speaker 3: been a little seats saying here's this amount of money,
Speaker 3: but we can't take anymore. It's like, what do I do? Like?
Speaker 3: And I went to the back and said, oh, we
Speaker 3: can fix that up. And I got something close to
Speaker 3: two hundred bucks like five cent pieces.
Speaker 2: Where do you find five cent pieces anymore?
Speaker 3: You in the cash machine at the corner of Backo
Speaker 3: on Maberdeen Streets. That's where you find it?
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 3: There was another guy behind me it was doing the
Speaker 3: same thing. It's like, wow, people are people are hurting? Hey,
Speaker 3: so would be a patrin As. We'll say, well if
Speaker 3: I found treasure? Yeah, no, you'd have to. Yeah, it's weird,
Speaker 3: isn't Where would you go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Where do you cash it in?
Speaker 2: Like? Where do you take it to to find out
Speaker 2: it's actual value and stuff? You cops?
Speaker 3: Do you go to like some government agency?
Speaker 2: Is there? The problem is that that does the real
Speaker 2: owner then come and claim it? What happens? Yeah?
Speaker 3: That's right?
Speaker 2: Do you find it? Is it now? Yours? Is the
Speaker 2: finest keepers losers weep. Is that how it works in
Speaker 2: the real world?
Speaker 3: That is actually yes, in the bilag, I don't know,
Speaker 3: but hey, if anyone does know, if you found treasure,
Speaker 3: let us know. Let me out.
Speaker 2: Park Mailbag at gmail.
Speaker 3: Dog by the way, if you know what to do
Speaker 3: with treasure.
Speaker 2: Speaking of mail south Park Mailbag at gmail dot com
Speaker 2: setting your questions for the upcoming mail bag episode, I've
Speaker 2: gone down to South Park, please do But Cartman then
Speaker 2: tells them, you know, go ahead, I'll I'll stick around
Speaker 2: here and I'll guard the place, and stands like, yeah,
Speaker 2: because that's that's usually what you're supposed to do. One
Speaker 2: of this has to stay put. Don't go anywhere whilst
Speaker 2: we go. Fine for passageways, he says, don't go over
Speaker 2: there cause I just took a huge dub. Oh dude, sick.
Speaker 2: Then Gore interrupts the rescue and he says, it's a
Speaker 2: bigger problem than the cave in. It's manbaar pig and
Speaker 2: just yeah, being a nuisance overall nuisance.
Speaker 3: Now, as we sometimes say about comedy in particular's outpack
Speaker 3: like maybe that's the point, Maybe you know, it's our
Speaker 3: Gore was sort of pushing his agenda all the time,
Speaker 3: when when other people were like, we got other things
Speaker 3: to worry about right now.
Speaker 2: That's a twenty eighty population problem.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a twenty twenty six problem.
Speaker 2: Yes, sure is. Yes. Then he goes to he keeps
Speaker 2: taking a crap and he's a crap crap, crap, crap crap,
Speaker 2: and the boys are all asleep and Cartman's he thinks,
Speaker 2: are all against him. You think change it, don't you? Yes,
Speaker 2: face to face of Kyle Kyle A love that. The
Speaker 2: visual of Kyle is slope, waking up, going coming, what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: I love carm and saying he been then good. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's pretty funny. That was actually gonna be one of
Speaker 3: my favorite moments.
Speaker 2: The rescue team then tell Gorge just calm down, buddy,
Speaker 2: and they ask him for suggestions, like what do you
Speaker 2: think we should do? And he wants to fill the
Speaker 2: cave with hot molten lead and the same things that's
Speaker 2: going to kill the boys.
Speaker 3: Yes, we already went to killing.
Speaker 2: Inside, they're already dead. Don't worry about them, and starts
Speaker 2: coming nobody will listen to me, I'm soon and then
Speaker 2: the guy start feeling sorry from.
Speaker 3: It's like, yeah, this guy's are pathetic. Well again, I
Speaker 3: mean that's you know, Gore might be saying, Okay, look,
Speaker 3: a lot of our industries might add a lot of
Speaker 3: our current industries might suffer as a result of, say,
Speaker 3: implementing eco friendly prolcies.
Speaker 2: But you know that's the price you pay. I mean,
Speaker 2: it turns out he was actually right. So imagine how
Speaker 2: much have felt at the time, going, why is no
Speaker 2: one taking me seriously? Yeah, can you see this?
Speaker 3: There's a point to it. I read something not long ago.
Speaker 3: I mean it was really kind of sobering in terms
Speaker 3: of like, oh, look, I think a lot of people
Speaker 3: in the heart of hearts are thinking it would be
Speaker 3: great to transfer to renewables and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3: It's not just oh, we've got to close the coal
Speaker 3: plants or the coal mines or whatever. It's like, there's
Speaker 3: there's a huge infrastructure surrounding everything that we've created. In
Speaker 3: terms of our current sort of power demands, it's not
Speaker 3: just beings, it's trillions of dollars, and that means shutting
Speaker 3: all that down or winding all that back jobs jobs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, we built a rod for our own backseat, folks. Sorry,
Speaker 3: there's a real down up, which is why no one
Speaker 3: took him, Sireal. We just why no one took Ago Cereal, Like,
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 2: To be sad think about this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want to. I'd rather be part of
Speaker 3: the problem than part of the solution.
Speaker 2: Not things.
Speaker 3: Well said.
Speaker 2: The cartment is now swallowing all the treasure. It reminds
Speaker 2: me of watched Border Security. Oh and it's like, do
Speaker 2: you have anything inside?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: It cuss like so and so I had eighty palettes
Speaker 2: of cocaine inside their ains. You're like, how did you
Speaker 2: get it in there? It's like all these palates.
Speaker 3: You're like, have you not been watching Euphoria? Do you
Speaker 3: do you watch that show?
Speaker 2: I saw one tweet yesterday and I was like, watching
Speaker 2: the final upisode of you four is like watching a porno.
Speaker 3: Or something something like that. Yeah, but I've never watched
Speaker 3: a single episode of it, nor have I in all honesty,
Speaker 3: but I was up to speed with what they were
Speaker 3: doing at this new season. One of them was Zendaya's
Speaker 3: character apparently is in debt to a drug dealer and
Speaker 3: she has to smuggle drugs across the border Fantinel across
Speaker 3: the border from Mexico, to the US, and what you
Speaker 3: do is you pack a bit of it into condoms
Speaker 3: and then you swall It's all condoms that you see
Speaker 3: the pier. Initially, I think people thinking like, oh, so
Speaker 3: you just jam it up your ass, Like no, no,
Speaker 3: you swallow it out and then you, you know, take
Speaker 3: a whole bunch of men a muslin wolf.
Speaker 2: Because it's always so funny. It's not funny, but you
Speaker 2: see the guys who are sort of uncomfortable in line,
Speaker 2: that's something like.
Speaker 3: Because they've shipped themselves or they're white.
Speaker 2: It's going to explode because once they find its, like
Speaker 2: we did get into it the hospital right.
Speaker 3: Now, Yeah, because one of those RUMs is about to
Speaker 3: rupture and he's gonna have a stomach full of fen And.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I like there was so many catch facks.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the Simpsons one on the dumb.
Speaker 2: I've seen things all the time. Now, since that must
Speaker 2: make you, I can't possibly say anything else besides thanks,
Speaker 2: as we're saying, cartman swallowing all the treasure, he's gonna
Speaker 2: try and smuggle it out inside of him so no
Speaker 2: one else knows about it. The boy's hearing coughinge like
Speaker 2: he's really really sick. Then it's a news report and
Speaker 2: it's still three days away from Smuggler's Den. There's a
Speaker 2: great review of the place where we take fetters at
Speaker 2: the fake treasure and I'm like, oh, ship and they hurt.
Speaker 2: The boys follow the first rule of survival, and that
Speaker 2: is to stay put. Then Kyle points out they cart
Speaker 2: and he's not well and he's just really fad loaded, yeah,
Speaker 2: all bloated. Yeah, and I think they need to find
Speaker 2: a way out. We come up from Commercial and the
Speaker 2: boys are now they say we're going to live in
Speaker 2: behind it. You can't leave behind Now. When it come
Speaker 2: up with Commercial, he's been dragged up, I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: they rescue the boys. Is no, it's the boys are
Speaker 2: dragging cartment up the cliff. Only critique about this scene,
Speaker 2: where the hell did they get that rope from?
Speaker 3: Maybe from smugglers? Then oh that's true, Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: Can I he's so heavy here, you getta get me
Speaker 4: out of here?
Speaker 1: What the hell was that card? Then you got you
Speaker 1: gotta get.
Speaker 2: Me at Then our gore diverts the river and floods
Speaker 2: the cave and the boys, now too tired to go on,
Speaker 2: they see the water entered it's like, ah, where where
Speaker 2: fucked the rescuers then pull the pin there like we
Speaker 2: can't possibly save him. Now it's all flooded. The boys
Speaker 2: will be dead, and our God is glad. Now nothing's
Speaker 2: left alive down there. I've done my job. I've killed
Speaker 2: man bear Pig, and I've saved the earth from certain destruction.
Speaker 2: Everyone's gonna be super stiked with me now, even if
Speaker 2: they don't know it. Then Kyle is trying to save Carton.
Speaker 2: This is what you say, Okay, kick me, and then
Speaker 2: they just they sink down cust the al Gore holding.
Speaker 2: Now a funeral service for the boys. Memorial service for
Speaker 2: the boys outside the front of the cave.
Speaker 3: Are their names again?
Speaker 2: Kid one, Kid two, Kid three, and who could possibly
Speaker 2: forget Kid four? Kid four? And he says we've beaten
Speaker 2: man bed Pig. And then the boys break through the rocks,
Speaker 2: so they just save themselves in the end. Essentially, Yes
Speaker 2: burst through the rocks themselves, standing vents at al Gore
Speaker 2: and says this is why you have no friends and
Speaker 2: you only use man bed Pig to get attention because
Speaker 2: you're a loser. I was like, oh, this is this
Speaker 2: feels watch she's in twenty twenty sixty watching going You're
Speaker 2: So Wrong. Yeah, it also.
Speaker 3: Feels weirdly personal. I mean, why are some offended by
Speaker 3: Devil's having a time ding ding ding? Maybe they were mad.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you'd run a better campaign, or you're
Speaker 3: more persuasive as president, we wouldn't be in the bush.
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't reckon. That's the thing. I don't forget that.
Speaker 3: Look, i'm not saying. I'm not saying. It's they've come
Speaker 3: out and.
Speaker 2: Said they didn't think Globe a Woman was legit, and
Speaker 2: that's why they made the episode to apologize to it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, he tells they tell Cartman to go
Speaker 2: see a doctor, and then he just ships out all
Speaker 2: the treasure, which is fake. Obviously. I said that it's
Speaker 2: worth about fourteen dollars. He just shits it all out,
Speaker 2: and Gore says, well, all my work here is done.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to make a movie starring myself and
Speaker 2: people will take me seal And what's the movie?
Speaker 3: He's called Inconvenient Truth, Venient Truth, Yes, starring himself. Well
Speaker 3: he's in it, certainly. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Did he actually make the movie or was he just
Speaker 2: in it?
Speaker 3: I don't think he directed it, but he's I think
Speaker 3: he's a producer of it or Convenient Truth. When did
Speaker 3: they come out two and six? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Did he come out before after this episode? It came
Speaker 2: out forty, so it was coming out after the Simpson. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it must have kneen he was.
Speaker 3: I imagine he was on like the publicity trailers, saying
Speaker 3: I made a movie about the about the environment.
Speaker 2: Oscar winning documentary about the environment, featuring the unlikeliest of
Speaker 2: movie stars, former president candidate Al Gore. He holds the
Speaker 2: film together as in front of an audience and with
Speaker 2: a few bits, with a few aids beyond photo slides,
Speaker 2: he explains how humans have messed up the planet, got
Speaker 2: issues an urgent warning on what must be done and
Speaker 2: done quickly to save the earth, and that's the that.
Speaker 3: But then we did listen. I guess what we didn't listen.
Speaker 2: We didn't listen, all right. So that is our review
Speaker 2: of Man Bad Pig. I thought it was a pretty
Speaker 2: there episode. It's always did you.
Speaker 3: Say man or there there? Man there? But the thing
Speaker 3: is apparently in I don't I'm not a gamer, but
Speaker 3: apparently in red Den Redemption, the Western radio games, there
Speaker 3: is a red Den Redemption, Red Dead, Red Dead, Redemption
Speaker 3: come up with a better title that the ones. Hard
Speaker 3: to say it. It features a creature that looks like
Speaker 3: a cross thereen, a human, a bear, and a pig
Speaker 3: changed or wall. So someone liked this episode.
Speaker 2: Yes, indeed? Yes? All right? So yeah, as I've said
Speaker 2: the last couple of episodes we've recorded, going into them,
Speaker 2: I was just like, I wasn't feeling this episode, didn't
Speaker 2: really like. I think I had more fun talking about
Speaker 2: it than actually watching it.
Speaker 3: It's fun to make this fun to make this show.
Speaker 2: Indeed, yes, but that has been our review of Man
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Speaker 2: a bizarre Yes, and the Dog Whisperer. Yes, yeah, I
Speaker 2: never watched an episode. I looked at him, like, this
Speaker 2: has to be bullshit.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure I interviewed Czar back in the day
Speaker 3: when I was running about TV that.
Speaker 2: He was like, you know, when reality shows were sort
Speaker 2: of starting to really break out. He's on the Dog
Speaker 2: the Bounty Hunter season, on The Dog Whisperer. You realize
Speaker 2: these are different things reality shows. Oh yeah, yeah, they're
Speaker 2: all like personalities, and you're like, you watch it because
Speaker 2: of the personalities.
Speaker 3: You were like, Dog the bound is an actual dog.
Speaker 3: He's not.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, you have personalities.
Speaker 3: The only thing connecting the Dog Whisperer and Dog the
Speaker 3: Bandy Udder is the word dog. I'll just reality shows. Okay, yes,
Speaker 3: I think I knew what you What was that?
Speaker 2: The Simple Life of Parasit now the reality shows, it's
Speaker 2: absolutely fucking nobody's like. You watch TV and you see
Speaker 2: the ads for reality TV is these days reality shows
Speaker 2: and you're.
Speaker 3: Like, who was watching these guys? Who cares? What are you?
Speaker 3: Are you not interested in watching Tody from Neighbors and
Speaker 3: Nat Bass from Rogue Traders in sas Australia versus UK.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't even know what that means. What
Speaker 3: is essay?
Speaker 2: What are you saying to me?
Speaker 3: You're aware of this thing called the ESA is right?
Speaker 3: The special airs? The TV show? Well, yeah, it's them?
Speaker 3: What is it? There's a thing. Yeah, the Sas have
Speaker 3: basically got They've got a couple of extra away so
Speaker 3: they have their own show now, the Sas. What it
Speaker 3: is is they get a bunch of celebrities on like
Speaker 3: we're can I put you through the SaaS? Oh no, gawding,
Speaker 3: You're not going to do that.
Speaker 2: That's hilarious.
Speaker 3: They've been not a few years and it used to
Speaker 3: be kind of like the redemption to a thing they'd
Speaker 3: have Like I don't have Ben Cousins wherever on it,
Speaker 3: but I think Craig mcglock was on some stage after
Speaker 3: he got on all that trouble. It's kind of like
Speaker 3: we need to see Craig mcglochlin get punished and if
Speaker 3: we can't do it in the courts, it'll be like, oh,
Speaker 3: he's been through so much, you know, because they'll have
Speaker 3: bits where it's like, okay, you've got a zip line
Speaker 3: across this canyon, and then it's.
Speaker 2: Like if you do it, I give you fifty bucks.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and then it's like, oh yeah, I just
Speaker 3: I never felt like really loved or respect or anything
Speaker 3: like that. And people have like it's like, you know,
Speaker 3: in what do you call it, I'm a celebrity, to
Speaker 3: get me out of here. It's you know, you'd never
Speaker 3: watch a single episode. I've seen one or two and
Speaker 3: it sucks. But they have like one or two challenges.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, an insects open, and then they have
Speaker 3: the big campfire talks and they reveal shit.
Speaker 2: About it, just like Survivor or Fear Factor.
Speaker 3: It's like that's exactly what it's like. Yeah, might we
Speaker 3: get to talking about that reality TV. But that's the
Speaker 3: only thing that I have, like stars on it, except
Speaker 3: that I had really stars.
Speaker 2: It's like it's the guys that used to be on
Speaker 2: like the twenty Top twenties. Well, this moment, as I said,
Speaker 2: totally from neighbors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who apparently runs a farm down around this part
Speaker 3: of the world now apparents near Colok or something. Eh Tony,
Speaker 3: I mean, he was just sort of chubby dude with
Speaker 3: an ugly ass mullet and then he cut off the
Speaker 3: mullet and he lost a little bit away.
Speaker 2: It's like, good for you, good for you, all right,
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