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playing at six thirty. Jen Christi at eight Magnolia Boulevard
playing at nine thirty. A lot of fun as we
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throughout the village of Fairport here and then again Friday
night you get over there. You've got Griffin Wygo playing
at six, Roy Wilson and the Buzzards playing at seven thirty.
Always fun, Northside Johnny a favorite at eight thirty to
eleven thirty. That's Friday, the twenty third at Iron Smoke Distillery,
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Speaker 1: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend, and that's how we
spread the word about the pirate ship. Look who's back tonight? Hello, Yes,
it would be the soldier.
Speaker 4: Uh, Doug Phelps is coming in in my bad because
I didn't tell Doug that it was six Normally it's.
Speaker 1: Been six thirty. We got to wait in.
Speaker 5: I'm just joking.
Speaker 1: I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like you came all the way out here,
so I didn't carry it. Well, it's not working this week.
Oh why didn't you just ask me?
Speaker 1: I don't know I did. I just thought that was
gonna have you.
Speaker 4: Ah, I would have went, yeah, I mean, you don't
have to be the dick kind of No.
Speaker 1: I know, it's fine, it's my fault, it's not. I mean, no,
it's no big deal.
Speaker 5: I mean, how about we just ended now.
Speaker 1: Speaking of dickheads, I heard you ran into uh one the.
Speaker 4: Hop last night one of my good friends, which, by
the way, I don't know why this person said.
Speaker 5: To he doesn't care.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Rich and he went by Rich the ram
fan and he was all over radio shows, sports talk. Brother,
we's all these shows. And I knew him when he
was a bouncer back at the Penny Arcades. That's me
that he was telling me that last night. That's how
I met him. And I never had a problem with
that guy. But he's telling you, I don't think he
likes me. But he might have been a little intox kidd.
Speaker 5: Maybe maybe we both think, yeah, we both we moost
mind him man, yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh speaking that when do you go back to uh school?
Speaker 1: I go back the third the third. It's weird because
around the country, I wouldn't. I think almost majority of
the country is already back to school.
Speaker 5: We started late. We started after labor. New York State's
always after labor.
Speaker 1: But I want to play this this TikTok I found,
and it's perfect that that it's just you and I
here for the moment, because it's apparent talking about how
they want nothing to do. It's it's usually elementary school
classrooms and they sometimes have like the room mother and
uh team leader for certain things and all that, and
it's his mother going, I want, I want nothing to
do with any of that. And it brought back memories
from when my guys were little, because there was there
was a woman that it became very clicky with these
moms like they were they were clicky. And I remember
this one woman. She was like nasty and I used
to call her skeletor because she was very, very very thin.
Speaker 5: Really, that's what we called one of a girl in Cancun,
the man hooked up with Skeletor.
Speaker 6: But she she was like really thin and uh man,
but she was in charge of everything.
Speaker 1: There was a talent show, her kids were all over it.
Her fingerprints were.
Speaker 2: On everything in the school.
Speaker 1: But listen to this and tell me if you can
relate or see parents like this.
Speaker 7: I don't know about anyone else out there, but meet
the teacher is super stressed because I do not want
to be involved at all. I like, I will make
sure my kids obviously, like do their homework, get to
school on time and stuff. But I don't want to
be on PTO PTA room mom, team mom. I don't
want to do any of that. And I start getting
real stressed when they start asking for volunteers and I'm like,
oh no, I know they're judging me because I'm not
raising my hand, but I don't want to do all
that extra shit. I don't want to come in. I
don't want to set up. If the room mom needs
money for everyone to participate, fine, I'll demo money right over.
I do not want to be I don't want to
set up for it. I don't want to do it.
So day was very stressful, but I successfully avoided all
of that today, all of that, I avoided all of it.
I didn't get asked one time to be a room mom,
a team mom. I even told one of the coaches
today that I am a VEMO mom.
Speaker 1: So you're saying a team no, no, team mom. No.
So she venmos I kind you think she's a bitch.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just she's the way she was saying it.
Speaker 1: Well, she's saying it kind of forcefully. But I think
like you're uncomfortable. But I will tell you that. I
don't know if you've noticed this, but it gets CLICKI
with the parents.
Speaker 5: I work in special needs.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you don't see this much, so I don't
see it, but a lot of the kids, A lot
of times, there's got to be some areas where the
kids mainstreamed or that they call it, where you're I
don't know what they call it, where you're kind of
in the regular classroom with all the kids. No, never, no, I.
Speaker 5: Have we'll have eight kids in our classroom.
Speaker 1: Oh that's kind of nice. Actually, it's really kind of nice.
Speaker 4: And they go to gym and they just the eight
kids we'll go to pe together. Yeah, and it's really
it structured, really nice to.
Speaker 1: I used to hate having to go to the parent
teacher stuff because I it was that way. It was
sort of clicky, and I didn't know what to say,
and some of the parents listened, some of the parents
didn't like me. From the radio. When the boys were little,
there was like the one time where it was Saint
Patrick's Day. And I don't think he can do this
in New York State anymore. I don't think he could
do this in New York State when they did it,
but it used to be. They've done away with the
progressive pricing, like where it starts at a nickel a
draft and works up because it encourages bin's drinking, according
to those in authority. So I happen to be at
a bar in Pittsford and they were they were doing
it in Saint Patrick's day, Like I think it started
at a nickel, and I think by the time I
left might have been up to fifty cents.
Speaker 2: I don't even know, but I was hammered.
Speaker 1: And we used to walk up to pick the kids
up from school because they live so close, so we
were we get back, my wife drives me back. We
walk up to the school and I am like and
I see the kids. I'm like, hey, She's like, you
cannot going.
Speaker 6: There, dude, I'm sitting on a bench outside. I must
have just you ever have, Like it would be like
spraying's a kid sprays himself with axe and he can
smell it everywhere.
Speaker 1: I was just in a that of beer and I
just reeked. It was coming out of every pore. And
like one of the mothers, I remember looking goes, oh god,
it was Pittsford. But they were clique, and I understand
what this woman saying. I hated that shit, hated all
of it.
Speaker 4: Hey, you know, you know what's funny is that when
I owned back to Billies, we used to have mothers
would come in and they would drink.
Speaker 5: Till they had to go get their kids off.
Speaker 1: The off the bus, off the bus.
Speaker 4: Then I ended up being on a bus for a while.
I was attend on a bus. Yeah, and at anytime a
mother was not or a parent was not at that
bus stop, I would tell the bus driver, Oh, they're coming,
They're they're coming home late from the bar.
Speaker 1: Now, Yeah, Greece should probably have more bars in Mike Town.
I think we used to call them ladies that lunch
and you would see like next door to me, they
were from Europe, and she used to have the foreign
ladies lunch, and you would see all these very wealthy
women from like they didn't even like calling in a rack.
You had to call it Persia because.
Speaker 2: They didn't like it.
Speaker 1: And they would pull up in the Mercedes and they'd
all have their wine and everything, and then about a
half hour before that school they were all head home. Up,
they'd all head back home. Yeah, that is true, that's funny. Well,
you know, this is the time I always go. Your vacation,
if you're a parent, probably starts more or less if
you're not working, or even if you are working. You know,
when the kids go back to school.
Speaker 4: Friend of mine is having a party. What a friend
of mine is having a party at his house when
all the kids going. They're all going to his house
to drink. I think, you know, I.
Speaker 5: Want to go, but I might. I'm at school.
Speaker 1: You're at school, right, So they're gonna have a party
when the kids go back. Yes, that's kind of awesome.
Speaker 4: It is kind of awesome. Right, Yeah, yeah, that's a
perfect thing. See, my mom was a housewife.
Speaker 5: She never worked.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she was always involved in everything. She was
involved with everything at school and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: So my my parents were both teachers. Yeah, and I
used to still when I was in school. Now everything's electronic.
They used to mail home like your midterm report and
your report card, and I would always beat it to
the mailbox. And I was significantly older enough than my
brother or sister that there they were like I'm five
years old with my sister. So she we weren't in
the same school building at the same time. So it
wasn't like her report card showed up and mine was missing,
you know what I mean. So I used to take it.
Speaker 6: I would hide it for a couple of days, trying
to figure out what my strategy was going to be
on how to deliver the fact that I did.
Speaker 2: Sometimes the midterm reports would just go missing.
Speaker 1: If I would be like, oh, no, midterms, like a
they only said them if you're not doing well, doing great.
Speaker 4: There was there was this girl in summer school. They
got all they kind of got nothing sent home, kind
of like supposed to be the report card. Yeah, all
of a sudden they put them in their in their
backpacks whatever. All of a sudden, I see this one
of the girls.
Speaker 1: Just staring it apart, yeah, and putting it in the
gar Yeah, like what the hell you do? But see
now they don't even everything's electronic, like you can see
right away what your how your kid did on a tap.
It's totally sucks for them. I know, like you can't
get away with shit. And my parents were teachers and
I was still able to do that. But I had
kids that I went to high school with in here
a couple of weeks ago, and there were it was
two girls who were a year ahead of me, and
then one of the girls brothers who was older and
used to babysit me when I was little. And I
told them that I had gotten into a private school,
but my parents said it was too far if I
was going to play sports. They didn't feel like driving
all the way back into the city of Poughkeepsie to
get me, so I had to stay where I was. Yeah,
And these girls were like, you got in there, and
I mean yeah, they're like we were National Honor Society
and everything. I don't think anybody really got in there.
I go, yeah, I just didn't go to I just
didn't do the work right. I had a good SAT
scores when I left I got in everywhere I wanted
to go for college. Everywhere I wanted to go. I
had terrible grades, but decent SAT scores and what every
school said to me, Like Boston University, I really wanted
to go there. You want to come, Uh, you have
to take a summer course to prove that you can
handle it. And my father sat me down and goes, Listen,
you will drink your way out of college. You only
get one shot of my dime, so I'm not going
to pay for you to go away until you mature
a little bit more. You have to go to the
community college for two years.
Speaker 5: Did you go to community college?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Oh not here.
Speaker 2: I went down there.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: No, and then I transferred to Fisher And the only
reason my father went there. I never wanted to go
to Fisher. I used to call I hated coming up
here to Rochester. I used to call it Crotchester Chester.
So I came up here and I was on the
I was on the Uh, I was on the tour
or whatever I had to do.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: My parents kind of talked me into it when I
met so that night I stay with this kid. He's
part of the college radio station or whatever. So they
got me with some nerd and I got to follow
this guy's and he was Bob. I remember Bob. Bob
reminded me of like the old Burger King commercial with
herb He was like, ah, you know that lame guy, right,
So then somebody pulled a fire alarm and all of
a sudden we went out and I could hear all
this laughter, and I heard girls and all these broken
bottles in the in the stairwell, and so I lose
Bob and I find a party and You're like, I'm coming.
I was like, this is awesome. This is the next day.
Speaker 6: So then Bob gets really mad at me, I'm responsible
for you, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Like he came down and found me. I was missing
for a few hours. So then the next day I
have to meet with the admissions counselor. And I did
really well at community college because I never wanted to
be home, so I would go do my homework, go
to the library, work, go to the gym, go. I
just didn't want to be in my parents' house. So
I spent as much time out and I did all
my work. So I had like a three eight, three
nine in community college and they go, we want to
uh welcome you to Saint John Fisher if you choose,
we would love to have you as a student. I said,
do I have to write an essay? Because you had
to write an essay for every entrance. They go, no,
I go done. I was so fucking lazy. That was
my problem. I was lazy, but I could party. I
saw that at Fisher and I did this. It was great.
Speaker 5: I could have got into Harvard.
Speaker 4: But I don't know that I could have got into
I never want to write an essay.
Speaker 1: Well, I wrote the essays when I when I went
to these other places like you know, be You Ethica,
you know a different play. Hey, I wrote the essays
my freshman year. I didn't feel like writing them again.
All right, it's all about tell us about your Yeah,
I don't know about me. I don't even know me yet, right.
Speaker 4: I hate to where you want to be in five years.
That's that's my favorite one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like, go fuck.
Speaker 5: Someone asked me in an interview when I was doing
a lot of the interviews.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's a bad interview question.
Speaker 5: I told him that.
Speaker 1: I said, I feel like it's a terrible interview question.
Speaker 5: In five years, I go hopefully alive.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're asking if you were asking a fifth something,
your old where he's going to be in five years,
Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 5: Doug Phelps, Doggie face?
Speaker 1: How are you, Dougie?
Speaker 5: What's going on?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, my my bad. I didn't give Doug the
the proper time today, or you.
Speaker 5: Didn't give me the proper time.
Speaker 2: No, you and I said six yesterday and I just.
Speaker 6: I just he forgets today coming in tuesday.
Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, how are you Doug to be? I'm good, Dougie,
Scott is uh? What's shirt? Is that?
Speaker 2: L Lachlan? Yes, Summerville, Yes, look at this?
Speaker 5: Do you were? Do you work there too?
Speaker 1: I drink there. It's kind of like working, right.
Speaker 4: I go in uh Sundays Sundays. I go in uh
one Sunday to see a band in uh Whiskey Ri
Whiskey River, and Doug's behind the bar.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Doug's back there, slinging man. I'll make it all happen. Yeah,
Marian right, Ye, nice lady. You talked for a little
bit and UH went out side. I forget who's playing.
Speaker 5: It was a bad company.
Speaker 6: Oh tribute band.
Speaker 4: There's a bad company tribute band in town. Yeah, they
were really you know then Paul Rodgers they did Bad Company,
and they did Paul Rodgers.
Speaker 5: They did the Firm.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he did all Paul Rodgers stuff.
Speaker 5: Who is that you remember?
Speaker 4: You know who's in the band. No, they're local. Too young,
it was the weirdest thing. Too young twins. They're probably
in their mid twenties.
Speaker 5: And then all old guys.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, they're trying to get their individual bands going.
Speaker 1: The young guys. Young guys are, yeah, they are. I
think I got there. That's uh, well that's a wild one.
Bad companies like yeah, I mean yeah, it was a
bad company. A lot of people are the bad company. No,
I understand, Yeah, I get it. I just would never
think of a bad company. Uh I thought, yeah.
Speaker 4: I thought the same thing. And then I'm going, what
makes sense? I knew what we sung?
Speaker 1: Sure you do?
Speaker 4: And it was and then a nice crowd. So yeah,
look at it was the first. That was the first
they were there to see.
Speaker 1: Doug get the jokes, get a couple of laughs, Doug
annoise them.
Speaker 6: They go outside, Yes, absolutely, I'm like, go out in
the heat and order water. I want paying customers. I
want cool people inside with baby.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 6: I was drinking yesterday.
Speaker 1: Though, Oh no, where were you drinking?
Speaker 6: I was golfing in the Marry Charity tournament all day
in the rain.
Speaker 1: I just like something I can't say. Go on.
Speaker 6: It was at Ridgemont Country Club, gone by a friend,
Sharon Haney, and it was a great time. I won
one raffle bag. I've been on a golf bag, one
that we were six over. They couldn't obviously can't do
anything about the weather. But I woke up this morning.
My knees are still cold. Yeah, because there was that
raw drizzle Scotland yesterday.
Speaker 5: Really, I think my friend Lisa was in that.
Speaker 6: Lisa, Yespia one from.
Speaker 1: Did you Lisa? I saw, yes, how did you get
out of the tree root? You were in the tree root?
You took a picture and go, this is how my
days come.
Speaker 6: Oh I thought it was yes, I thought it wasn't
it was it was, Oh, it wasn't my ball?
Speaker 1: Come on?
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 6: I looked at him like, this is a great caption.
I should I'll just put on Facebook. So didn't have
as many great shots.
Speaker 1: A wet day we rizz cold.
Speaker 6: Nobody left really played.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh that's awesome.
Speaker 6: One hundred and forty four people.
Speaker 1: Wow, I would have left. Yeah, I would have gone
right to the right.
Speaker 6: Thanksh I'll tell you this. I uh the wife or
the owner of all Lachland Sarah. She uh, she had
four holes and she goes I'll see a bit later
she went down and had a pedicure of medicure and came.
Speaker 1: Back for the eats. See perfect.
Speaker 6: But you can't get mad at her.
Speaker 1: That's pretty nice. So that's a way to spend a
rainy day. Yes, look at that. Well, the rest of
you were out there and see that was real work
for charity yesterday. Yes it was. It was real work
out there.
Speaker 6: There is a lot of money, good, say, between twenty
five and thirty five.
Speaker 1: That's pretty pretty impressive.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of money with the with the ridgement.
That type of group too, there's a lot of those.
Are the high rollers of Greece New York?
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, West Side high Rollers, they're actually there, I believe, I.
Speaker 1: Know they are. I know they are.
Speaker 6: Well, she was on a scramble, not only on golf,
but the week before that. Michelle, what's her face from Rose,
it's in all kinds of trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, she still had access to the building because she
was somewhat partners and she pulled everything out, all the liquor,
all this, all that. So with a few phone calls
they had wait wait wait, wait, wait, food, liquor and.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is
kind of big news. Actually, what you just said.
Speaker 6: Well, it just happened yesterday, happened last Thursday.
Speaker 1: So the woman who owns Monroe's, and I've heard nothing
but really really great things about her. People who have
worked with her, and I know somebody who was a
bar manager for her and someone who waited, but I
know people who have done business all said she was great.
Then she runs the Winter Garden downtown the food as well,
so if you have an event at the Winter Garden,
it's their food and hospitality. And then she they had
somebody was in running the food and beverage at Ridgemont.
Something happened where it wasn't going well. She came in
and from what I heard with all the members and stuff,
they loved her.
Speaker 6: I didn't hear it from all the members.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I'll say this that the food was better.
Speaker 6: That's what I heard. I did hear the food was better.
So I took that, tried to Crescent Beach Crest and
Beach So then.
Speaker 1: But it was some kind of game with the bank.
So and when I was reading this whole story, and
I'd have to go back and refresh myself how she
was doing this to me, felt like she needed to
have somebody on the inside. What was with the bank?
I'm stealing? You got it? It's like cutting checks, right,
I mean, I think that's the term where you write
a check on an account and you're hoping the money
gets in before, like you get it into your bank
account before.
Speaker 2: They cashed the check, like the shell game.
Speaker 1: You got it. You're going to be over here. I
got here.
Speaker 6: Wait now, I don't know all the details. That was
what I thought, because I wasn't involved in anything, and
I really didn't want to know.
Speaker 1: But she went in. She went in and took all
the stuff out of Ridgemont.
Speaker 6: Yeah, everything that she had access to, Wow, including cutting
the fans to the friars.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 6: So Red Fidelli came through his son Tony.
Speaker 2: I think they were I had heard rumor that they
would be taking over.
Speaker 6: I think they're going to be coming through. Oh god,
they the cutting.
Speaker 1: The fans and stuff. That doesn't look like, uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not very nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a good look.
Speaker 6: She did the whole but we had a nice bffet
at the beginning. Yeah, food to the end. Yeah, and
all Fideli took over, took that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I think no, there was another catering all, but everybody
came together to help this. Mary carry Oh that's great,
that's great. Ten years and I've golfed in at eight
now this is the first time in the year that's
been weather. But again, you can't control that, so you
put a smile on, you put on your park and
you get through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It's yeah, it's like going a fat check. Just
as well, what were you gonna say.
Speaker 4: For her to go go in and do that? The
Creston Beach was bullshit?
Speaker 1: Well what did she do to Creston Beach? I didn't
think she did anything. I thought she thought she was
buying it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's like the sixth person to go in there
and promise that she's going to do something with it,
and then she's freaking and then she's fucking around with that.
Speaker 1: Well, something happened money wise, and it was almost as
though maybe she knew.
Speaker 5: Something, something more than just money. There was laundering going on.
I remember correctly.
Speaker 6: That I guess what she's gonna be going to court for.
Speaker 1: Right right? Well, yeah, but I didn't. Okay, so I'm
not even I think.
Speaker 6: She just wrote a lot of bad checks.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought caught up. But here's the thing
that I'm.
Speaker 6: Say, I don't know if it's necessarily embezzlement or because I'm.
Speaker 1: Thinking, oh, yeah, they're calling, well they could be yeah
in a way. So but let me if you worked
at the bank and you and I had a friendship,
and I say to you, hey, Doug, give me a
heads up because I'm going to write on account I'm
writing something on account A that needs to cover something
on account B, and just you know, can you hold
it an extra day so I can get that money
in there. You see what I'm saying. I feel like
somebody had to be on the inside to help you.
Speaker 6: I don't either.
Speaker 1: I have no idea because everything's electronic and it happens
ince I can now, well, look at any one of
us now with our banks, probably can sit at our
kitchen table take a picture.
Speaker 2: It's depositive the next day, right, I mean, how.
Speaker 6: Funny, like a couple ten thousand dollars? This is oh no, yeah, yeah,
we're talking about million dollars.
Speaker 1: How you're doing it? You got it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: This is like this is definitely the shell game.
Speaker 1: Which one is it under? That's uh the fan thing
that pisses me off because I don't think you own that.
Speaker 6: I don't know what she owns.
Speaker 1: No, But I mean, do you understand saying it was
all there?
Speaker 6: Yes, the story that, yes, you know, you fight through
struggles and you make it.
Speaker 1: But I feel bad because I thought she was running
successful it looked like successful restaurants anyone.
Speaker 6: That's what it sounded like at the beginning.
Speaker 1: Anytime I had eaten there, the food was good, the
service was good. So I would never know. I would
never know. And it's still going, right, Yeah, as far
as I know.
Speaker 6: Eventually, well, somebody's running it.
Speaker 1: I think it is. I think some people are going
I got to get off this ship because we don't
know what's happening, don't We don't know.
Speaker 6: What's happenings associated with her?
Speaker 1: Well, right, exactly, if you have.
Speaker 6: A manager and he's making out of schedule. He's paying
the right, he's paying our genie, and he's buying the
product to come in. He still has employees and keep
it going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Well, you guys would know more
about that. I think sometimes you hear that thing and
people get knee jerky and scared and so they probably leave.
All right, Well, take a moment. Last week Doug had
a bad back.
Speaker 6: It's all better now two days boom no, I said today, Mark.
Speaker 5: It was all stiff and sore. Last last night was bad.
I got it last night to stand up. I couldn't
oh in here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he kept saying that he was having a hamstring problem.
You had to see Doug last week. I'm glad it
was only two days, Doug, but that looked awful. It
was Doug. And then I thought of you guys today
when I was at the gym, because I saw something.
You'll never see us there, right. No, I don't even
know what I thought. That is not what I thought.
That would you that it's your mind at least one
I did not. I thought about you. I didn't think
about it. Okay, Well, Douglas, Doug used to work. Doug
always talks about what he works out or work out sad.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I start out good and then he just
fades out.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know you you. I think your gym is like, uh,
you would do Richard Simmons workouts? Do you think?
Speaker 6: Okay, everybody, clap your hands, we're going to get the spine.
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Speaker 8: Serding that last time on ship on the card, But
I ain't going straight it's not at all called the bank.
Speaker 1: Come on, I've got some time tent of friendship. We
don't get ready go then anything. We're come from the
bottom ship a little more.
Speaker 5: You know all the words.
Speaker 2: This is this new one, I think right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've heard a couple of times with the Lady Wilson.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Mark is going for his fifty fourth birthday. Got
to Vegas seventh row for Keith Urbert.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's impression.
Speaker 6: That When is that not until feb right bywhere.
Speaker 5: This last night in Vega was last night in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Still, Oh that'll be a great show. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6: Never been to a country show, and I always wanted to.
Speaker 4: He really isn't isn't country though he is, but he isn't.
Yeah like her and doesn't like country. She's gonna tell
you like this, I mean.
Speaker 5: It's the country's pop. What's on the rock show?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, it turns into I mean it does he starts
playing that guitar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, girls go crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the.
Speaker 1: I wanted to go. I gotta get to the sphere.
That's where I want to say.
Speaker 5: Oh that's right, I'm gonna go to that too.
Speaker 1: I forgot I want to go to the sphere. See
I want the Dead. The Dead shows looked incredible out asleep.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I drove to a Dead show.
Speaker 1: Three years ago. He's a s it's not into it now.
Everybody likes everything, you.
Speaker 4: Know, but the worst concert ever would be The Dead
and John Hyatt, Fuck.
Speaker 1: You be the greatest show you've ever seen in your life.
And by the way, the Dead now it's dead. It's
it's kind of Dead and Company. It's John Mayer playing
guitar and but this.
Speaker 6: He admits that he was so fucked up at the
Darian Lake show that he barely remembers it.
Speaker 1: John Mayer, No.
Speaker 6: Probably, Yeah, that's okay. What you're like that it's all good?
Speaker 5: Is Bruce Hornsby still in it?
Speaker 1: No? It was yesterday. He was well, it was raining
and so there rain, you're gonna last, No gonna, I'm
gonna tell you why. So bad it was great. It
was so bad. It was great. That's it's like the
show I'm watching. I can't stop watching Obliterated. It's on Netflix.
It's terrible. They're saving Vegas. So I started to watch
last night. I finished up the podcast stuff and I
started to watch again, and I was dozing off, so
I turned it off this I'm not eating now until
ten o'clock, and I stop eating by six o'clock. So
I was up doing some stuff. I had some phone
meetings this morning. I make my breakfast, I sit down
and turn on that for fifteen minutes. I watched fifteen
more minutes of episode three of Obliterated. They're trying to
save Vegas again because they thought they got the nuclear bomb.
So once they thought they did, they party their faces off.
They did molly, they did ecstasy, they did all this shit.
So now they're all fucked up and they find out
they didn't get the real bomb, so they got to
find it. So they think they're tracking this guy who
had it and was going to sell it. He somehow
throws them off. They're tracking, They break into a room
because they hear screaming. What's going on in that room?
It's a fucking orgy. Guy's got a ballgag in his mouth.
He's banging. This chick behind him is his wife banging
another guy. She's topless on a swing and she's not
in good shape. I mean, these are not attractive people,
and they're naked and they're banging. There's leather, there's all
this and the guy you know who busts in the room.
He's with a girl and she's like, all right, come on,
we gotta go, and he goes. I kind of don't
want to, and he high fives one of the guys
who's banging a chick doggie style. This show is so bad.
It is so awful, and it's so poorly written, and
I love it. I can't watch it. You have to
watch It's called Obliterated, Obliterating Obliterated. It's on Netflix. I
don't know if it'll be back for another season. I'm
ashamed that I'm watching it because it's it's one.
Speaker 5: Of the reviews if you gone on and the reviews.
Speaker 1: I have not.
Speaker 2: I have not, but I will.
Speaker 5: I will watch it.
Speaker 1: No after you well, I've already watched like two episodes.
Speaker 5: I'm kind of curious when people are.
Speaker 1: I gotta think it sucks. It has to be awful.
They have to be terrible.
Speaker 4: It's like butt boy, but boy, I couldn't stop watching it.
Speaker 6: The amazing how many shows are out there on Prime.
Speaker 1: You can't keep up with it all. You can't.
Speaker 6: You've got to really pick and shoes, yes, and just
have something grab you right, So this sort of all
the writers, the actors, every everything is this is so bad.
Speaker 1: It's so bad. I'll have to look up obliterated and
uh during the break and we'll get a well, get
a review for market. Let you know. So today I
go to the gym and who's jim La Fitness and
they have a go.
Speaker 6: They're just a look at the chicks.
Speaker 1: There's no well, no, I'm going to You want to
go in the morning or in the evening for that, Yeah,
you want to go in the prime time of the day.
When I when I went today was a little afternoon.
It was all older people, so women.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah, there was actually yeah. They're just throwing a
softball back and forth. They're stretching, stretching, just stretching. There's
an old guy and I thought of you with your
bad back, and then Mark yesterday with his hamstring. This
guy is stretching and at one point I look over,
he's got his eyes closed.
Speaker 2: He looks like he's in pain.
Speaker 1: He's got his leg in some odd positions, not exactly.
I don't think it's going where it's supposed to go.
And I can't tell if he's breathing or not. He
looks like a dead bug on his back.
Speaker 6: I'll twist it up and I'm watching this and then
finally he moves. Are you working out or you're just
going there to feel better about yourself?
Speaker 1: Good shit? If you want to know, I went I
was doing a workout. What you go to the woodshed
and feel better about yourself? So I'm watching this guy.
I had no this guy. Did you ever play cops
and robbers as a kid? And then like if someone
shot you.
Speaker 6: Even cowboys an Indians when it wasn't offensive? Yeah, either?
Speaker 1: Why but you get like when you get shot and
you die and you fall down like you would fall
like you got shot. And that's what this guy looked like.
At one point, he's laying there and he looked like
he got shot. And all I could think was you
two fat focks. And I'm saying it. Somebody called you
that last night. Huh. I'm a fan fuck too. I
don't know. Uh who am I to say? All three
of us? Fat fox? How about that you gotta start stretch.
Speaker 6: Half an hour to be put down?
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying stretching is gonna be the thing,
because there's gonna be a day you're not gonna be
able to get up. I'm watching this stuff. I go,
fuck you better start stretching every fucking day. I'm telling
you you're gonna be these old people. We see an
old lady that walks in here. We always say she's
looking for pennies. Because you say that, I'm more respectful
than that.
Speaker 6: I say half dollars.
Speaker 1: Just saying, Mark, you want no pain? Stretch all right, Bill,
stretch Seriously.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take advice from Why from you? I'll take
advice from you, but not for not for any fitness.
Speaker 5: That are you talking about?
Speaker 1: No fitness? I instructed boxing for a long time. Okay, yeah,
you guys. I'm just saying the stretching is gonna save you. Yes,
you're right, because I see it. I see the old.
Speaker 6: Pediatrician when I was eighteen years old going up to college.
Speaker 1: He told me, he goes.
Speaker 6: The only advice I can get give you in this
will last your whole life is to make sure you
stretch throughout life.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 6: And I never had as much as anybody does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you stretch today? Yes? He did. Yeah, but
I've been doing it for a year and I knew it.
Stretching every more hypocrite. Now's not a hypocrite. Do you
want to see it?
Speaker 6: No, I don't want to see you stretch it. No,
it's might pull up the wrong picture for all I know. Yeah, exactly,
they're my hidden folder.
Speaker 1: Wait have you ever done that? Ever brought up the
wrong picture?
Speaker 5: I was sending the wrong picture?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 4: Come on, really you never sent thee Wait you guys
have never said I never taken a dick pic.
Speaker 5: No, but you guys, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't do that. Nobody wants to see that. Have
you guys ever sent the wrong text to somebody?
Speaker 1: Yes, but by accident. But nothing that was Oh, actually,
yes I have, Yes, I have I sent. I've done that,
and I've switched phone calls where I thought I had
connected to the other person. And when I and I
was greeting, done that too. And I hear back my
father go, I would be careful of the nicknames. She usual.
Speaker 4: That was true. So yeah, so what happened with the picture.
I didn't do it. It was a semi knew nothing
nothing of somebody else?
Speaker 1: Okay, got you? Yeah?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 2: And who did it go to?
Speaker 5: It was supposed to go to a friend of mine.
And it went to her mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why would you we sent texting her mom? I
you know, it was it was a mistake.
Speaker 5: No, it was, it was a mistake.
Speaker 4: I just said, you know how you have people's phone
numbers down in just in case? Yeah, yeah, no, it's
not like I'm texting her all the time.
Speaker 1: I just had it. I don't think I have any
mother daughter combos in my phone.
Speaker 5: He's only ten years fifteen years older than me, so.
Speaker 1: The mother yea, yeah, I'm not saying this outrageous, but
the fact that if I were hanging out with the
daughter and I had the daughter, you're my hero with
this one.
Speaker 5: You're taking this the total wrong ways because it's you.
It's because it's.
Speaker 1: You, Because it's you.
Speaker 5: It's just friends of mine, you know, because you.
Speaker 1: It wasn't the daughter that was half naked that you
sent to the mother.
Speaker 6: Wasn't that was it was?
Speaker 5: It could have been?
Speaker 6: So how to go with a daughter?
Speaker 1: Yeah, my mom just called me, what are you doing? Uh?
With football? Starting in what two weeks to weeks and
weeks two weeks? So Tua who is the coach, the coach,
the quarterback of the Miami Dolphins.
Speaker 5: He can go to hell.
Speaker 2: You don't even know the game. Why why do you
say that.
Speaker 5: I don't. I just I despise Miami. Yeah, Miami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, that's fine. I understand that he has.
So Brian Flora was the coach when he got there,
and then Brian Flores was unceremoniously kind of pushed out,
and there was all kinds of things where Flores was dropped.
I think the Dolphins got in trouble for tampering, and
they wouldn't say who it was, but everybody believes it
was Tom Brady because Flores got a call from the
owner of the Dolphins. Come to breakfast, I've got somebody here.
Flores shows up and gets up and leaves immediately, knowing
that it would have been tampering because he was talking
to Tom Brady about coming to play in Miami and
Tom eventually ended up going to Tampa. And I think
this is why, now known as fact.
Speaker 5: Why take the fall?
Speaker 1: He didn't take the fall? He took the I don't
want to deal with this because the league will go crazy.
I'm out of here, and I think the owner got
a little squirrely and thought he's going to wind up
squealing on us. And either fired him. I'm not sure
how that all went down, but there wasn't a lot
of nice things said about him, and he had Tua
as a rookie, and if you remember, Tua was doing
all that great. He got injured a few times. He
did pretty well last year under the new head coach. Yeah,
Tua has come out and said something, and I'm just
curious to hear your reaction. And then if you've ever
dealt with anything.
Speaker 5: Like this, I don't know about it.
Speaker 2: Here we go put it in simplest terms.
Speaker 1: This is too if you open up.
Speaker 9: Every morning and I told you you suck at what
you did, that you don't belong doing what you do,
that you shouldn't be here, that this guy should be here,
that you haven't earned this right, and then you have
somebody else come in and tell you, dude, you are
the best fit for this, Like you are accurate, you
are the best whatever you are, this you are that,
Like how would it make you feel listening to one
or the other? I don't care who you are.
Speaker 1: You could be the.
Speaker 9: President of the United States. You have a terrible person
that's telling you things that you you don't want to hear,
or that that you probably shouldn't be hearing. You're gonna
start to believe that about yourself.
Speaker 1: There's Tua on Brian Flores and he talked a lot.
Speaker 5: Huh, he had a lot to say.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Yeah, I mean, look, I think everybody has had that.
You ever have a boss like that? That bad bosses
and great bosses? Yeah, a great boss like kind of
builds you up. You start to take out my responsibility.
Speaker 6: Boss at Kinney Shoes years ago. Well you both went
a manager, Yeah, which one was Chris Herbert from he's
a district manager and are grooming to be a district manager.
And uh, you start, you start with a compliment that
you go to discipline or what you need to talk about.
Then you end with a compliment.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But I think, uh, for Tua and most people, I
think it has to three things that wrote while you're
playing It is your age and your maturity and then
your self confidence. And I think your age, like oh,
you're a bad bartender this years ago. You might be
nervous that it might get to the boss and you
might think somebody else thinks it or your your and
now I've done it enough, like yeah, I really don't
care what you say, I know how good I am, right.
Speaker 4: Exactly how I felt about school. Yeah, it's exact same thing. Yeah, yeah,
No I didn't. I was didn't feel good.
Speaker 5: I didn't.
Speaker 4: I was too busy, worried, worrying about what our people
were thinking.
Speaker 1: But this guy, this is his coach telling him, Man,
you don't belong here, you haven't deserved this. You suck.
What are you doing? Brian Flores would say, And the
new coach came in and goes, man, you're accurate. You
hit our This system's built around you. And you can
see Tua's night and day pretty much in the playing style.
Speaker 6: I'll tell you what I don't. I was over my
brother in law friend's house and he was watching a
little bit of the Dolphins preseason. Oh he's so accurate.
Oh he gets a ball out of his hands over Oh,
and I'm not listening. I don't watch any preseason matter.
Speaker 1: What I got hard right.
Speaker 6: To make it day day one. I'll see what's going on. Right,
you have one hundred guys in the team right now.
They're not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: The guy impressed me. I didn't think he had that
strong army. What happens when it gets no I'm saying, like,
even last season, I didn't think he had that arm. Yeah,
he got him to the playoffs. I was surprised. And
they have a great.
Speaker 6: I mean, you don't have to rocket town sixty yards down. No,
you can be accurate. And uh, Mike Shanahan's philosophy was
moved to change.
Speaker 1: Just go ten yards. It's all you do.
Speaker 6: Get the touchdown.
Speaker 4: That's how Cincinnati be Buffalo the playoffs a few years ago.
Speaker 6: It is and you have the gunslinger, you know, Brett
farre Yeah, you know, I don't know if I put
him in the top ten of all times.
Speaker 1: It was fun to watch. It was fun to watch,
but you never knew what was going to have right
times right, there was a bigger risk, but there was
also a greater reward when he connected and won the
Super Bowls. So yeah, I just think that sometimes with
coaching and stuff, because I had bosses like that in radio.
Oh Jesus Christ, right, because I had I had bosses.
And then it got to a point where Doug saying
it where you just knew, well, you know where you.
Speaker 2: Stood with stuff.
Speaker 1: But when I was I was twenty four years old,
and Harry Jacobs came in and he wanted to put
me on overnights. And he only wanted to put me
on overnights because I was so young, and Uncle Rodge
wouldn't come off overnights. He goes, this is, I don't
like working during the day. I don't want to deal
with a people that's rod said that to him. So
I got to stay at afternoons. And then then there
was another Uh, we had another ball. And by the way,
any one of the bosses that talk like that at
least in radio and I can't say, you know, maybe
kinny Shoes bartending. They were always the ones that had
some shit going on. There was some underhanded shit always
going on.
Speaker 6: Oh, they would just want to make themselves feel better.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I had one guy come he would
tell me all the time, Hey, dude, you're in the barrel.
I didn't know what that really meant, but it was
like you were in trouble. And then he would always
he would harp on me when I was doing afternoons,
he would harp me and I remember one blowing up
on the guy, just like fucking losing my shit. Right
after that, he was banging a listener and the listener
called me to tell me he dummied a memo once
to try to cover his tracks, and uh, saying he
had a conversation that he didn't.
Speaker 4: Is it the same guy that sent someone else someone
out out in the out in the he sent someone
to go out in the lobby.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's that's still the same that's Harry.
Speaker 4: That's not no, no, no, no that was that was
the other one. What Yeah, I thought that, Oh, maybe
I'm getting it wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think Harry went out, had dates come up
and wait in the lobby, and then had guys go
out and check and come back and rate them. He
would date call her number nine. This guy he was
the program director And which way you get it down?
I guess so.
Speaker 5: And they never looked good.
Speaker 1: No, but this other then this guy got busted because
he was taking money from record companies and flying his
family out on ski trips.
Speaker 6: And see that's embezzlment, right, Yeah, all kinds of shit.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's terrible.
Speaker 5: Whatever happened to him, you know?
Speaker 1: Uh, he went down to satellite, worked for Howard Stern
for a while, and then I don't know where he
is now, jail. He was calling me a few years
ago trying to help ask me to help him get back.
Speaker 6: In the business, and I was like, dude, sometimes you
gotta wonder who you vouched for.
Speaker 1: This is a guy who talked all kinds of ship
to my face like this one would tua. That would
have you half out of your mind because you would think,
like he's your boss. If they don't think I'm doing
a good job, they're gonna tell everybody with you know,
the power and the people writing the checks, I'm not
doing a good job. And then when we wound up
going over to uh a different company completely, and I
think you were gone by then you might have been at.
Speaker 5: I was gone before he before he took over.
Speaker 1: So I'm those people I used to fight with all
the time because I didn't I didn't care.
Speaker 6: I thought I had so much fighting in radio. Play
some music. I'm a talk show, have some fun. He
couldn't talk about sex. You couldn't and not not behind
the scenes. No, not behind the scenes.
Speaker 1: They raise your arm if you had sex and past week.
Speaker 5: Just me, Yeah, what was his name?
Speaker 6: Huh?
Speaker 1: Wait us?
Speaker 6: Second, I'm not Dougie Fresh.
Speaker 1: I think I did you know. I'm gonna I'm gonna
do what they do in rocker room, and I'm going
to look into my camera and I'm going to see
somebody watching the initials DP. Yes, you know what that
stands for, doub not double penetration.
Speaker 6: Well, it does stand for I know it does, right.
Speaker 2: So wow, So you're very proud of this. Yeah, you're
feeling good.
Speaker 1: Great ten minutes. Okay, how's the back? Well, obviously it
was better by then.
Speaker 2: Okay, GIRs fucked up?
Speaker 6: Oh stop it. I ice to ship out of my
back last Tuesday and Wednesday. Okay, so I repro fen
title back and forth ice a back. I went. You
gotta fight through this ship. That's for young kids to listen.
Out of there if you get hurt, just you practice.
When you hurt, your practice and you won't get her
stretch and you won't get her. Fight through it like
you gotta fight. Wife, have sex every now and then? Yeah,
try to all right, willingly?
Speaker 1: New person, U, I don't want to say. What do
you mean to want? How do you fucking throw up
your hand? Bragg And the fact that you got asking question.
Speaker 6: In this person last week?
Speaker 5: I got one question. I guess so is she younger
older than you?
Speaker 6: Older?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 5: It wasn't where I was going.
Speaker 1: I ran into her. I was like bumped ugliese.
Speaker 5: I was gonna give him a benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1: I thought parked in a handicamp spot. She got out
of her cards.
Speaker 6: That's my fucking spot.
Speaker 2: Hang on, did you go to your place? Her place?
Speaker 1: Good?
Speaker 6: Okay, thank god, because you weren't getting wet. Yeah, she
might knock over some of my gifts for that, I'll
jack up with prizes.
Speaker 1: Can you even get up your fucking stairs?
Speaker 6: You can now?
Speaker 1: You cannot hip that beer I did. I can't get
up stairs.
Speaker 2: You can't get up anything.
Speaker 4: You didn't make any complimentary Yeah, what.
Speaker 5: About the eggs?
Speaker 6: I did make eggs for the golf ter to me
yesterday and they are gone.
Speaker 1: The deviled eggs. That's how we got her.
Speaker 5: The double leggs. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 6: That was half today.
Speaker 2: Look at that yellow shot.
Speaker 6: Very good Saturday. I will be making one hundred and
forty devil eggs for next Monday. Why are rubbing your head?
Speaker 5: What's next Monday?
Speaker 6: It's my golf tournament. It's Golf Cancer Palish in Rochester, Alice.
So we get uh, we're one team.
Speaker 1: It's called te off for titties, for titties. There's two
hundred right there this afternoon. It's Doug Phelps t Off
for Titties golf tournament. No, is that what's called It's
not called that.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's just fourteenth annual Doug Phelps events ten years,
fourteen of bowling, five of golf because of COVID. So
it's sometimes tough to explain.
Speaker 1: I like off for titties.
Speaker 5: I like that too.
Speaker 6: The Coalition term is teed off a cancer. I'm not
gonna do titties. They go small, Let's save them all
that's saying, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 5: They got to save the's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's more on easygoing.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I kind of like what.
Speaker 4: I kind of like where Bill's going.
Speaker 1: We're brain started.
Speaker 6: I think Bill, I should have a golf tournament next year.
Speaker 1: All right, billified for balls, We'll do it for male
tarticular cancer.
Speaker 6: Actually I called a golf course for that tarticular cancer.
I think I might split it up colon, prostate and testicular.
The week before I'll tell you right now, June twenty eighth.
It's a Saturday, so before fourth of July. They've done
so much for women and now come and find out
there's friends family, not family, but my friends have had
family members. Yeah, we'll possibly culture is colon cancer, but
colon and women.
Speaker 2: Colin is getting young people too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I just heard about a fifty one year
old guys very sick.
Speaker 6: So I have to keep mine in August and have
it in June.
Speaker 1: So titties in August, balls in June.
Speaker 6: RECTI that yeah, rectum, all right, we'll take them.
Speaker 1: Speaking of sex, Doug a porn star has some tips.
Who's that? What's the name tips? She's from Australia, so
I don't know if you're going to know her name.
Speaker 6: Haley Davis. Yes, the way you're from down under?
Speaker 1: She is.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you actually do know this absolutely. She has got
her pubic hair in the shape of a heart and
she changes it for every movie, h full length movie.
And she's had a heart star unicorn because now you
can do one little Razors heart star unicorn.
Speaker 1: Who wants to sit still for that?
Speaker 2: Oh she does, Hailey Davies.
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I was like this solo album eighty three, which one
he's done so much different stuff he did?
Speaker 5: You know he did the Honting Drippers.
Speaker 1: I love the Honey Drippers. I was a I'm so
glad you brought that up. I forgot I love them.
They had a they did a cover song for some
movie that I think it was al Pacino, and I
forget who the woman was.
Speaker 6: She was like an alcoholic and trying to save her
life like the Honey Drippers.
Speaker 5: Man then were he does stuff with Allison Crows?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How old is it today? He's seventy six and
how old are you going to be in two days.
Speaker 6: Is it your birthday in two days?
Speaker 1: You know that?
Speaker 6: Yeah, well, happy early birthday.
Speaker 1: Thanks buddy. You all go. I will not be seventy six,
I'll be fifty three. Fifty three. Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Suns in town?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Not yet? Yeah, I will.
Speaker 2: I have some plans you do?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: All right? For the smile, why do you have a smile?
That can't they eat the canaries?
Speaker 1: Mind? There's no cat that ate the canaries. I just
don't say. I just don't say much about ship. I know,
I know you. I don't raise your head if you
got late.
Speaker 4: I was just asking a question that was just it
was everybody has to talk about their life, but Bill
doesn't have to talk about it.
Speaker 1: Talk about my life all the time. That the good stuff,
I know, Well, maybe there's no good stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you don't have to share.
Speaker 1: The good stuff. There's not. Mark said to me before
somebody was messaging back and forth on uh I think
it was Facebook messenger, and he could hear it because
it was beeping over a speaker and he goes, oh,
your girlfriend, And I said I have a girlfriend. He goes, oh,
come on.
Speaker 5: Or someone you're banging.
Speaker 6: Well, there's there's different level boyfriend girlfriend at a certain age.
Sometimes it's just shack it up. Somebody has told me
that at the bar for music.
Speaker 2: When you live together, what you do?
Speaker 6: Yeah, your boyfriend girlfriend, we're just fucking shacking up, like
they both need a place to live. So it's easier
on rent. Believe me, weight rent is you know, she's
got his room, I got mine, and just you know,
we make it work. Some people aren't getting divorced cost
too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all that it's saving divorce. Maybe it could be.
I don't know if that's a good thing or a
bad thing. I really don't.
Speaker 5: I was just staying in my little, uh my little
cubby hole that I live in.
Speaker 1: You like that though it's comfortable, it's safe, you're familiar
with it.
Speaker 5: Close to both jobs, No big deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh chips from a porn star.
Speaker 2: Here we go.
Speaker 1: This is she throws something over the years.
Speaker 6: What's her name?
Speaker 2: Her name is Hailey Davies.
Speaker 6: Haley Davies.
Speaker 1: She's from Australia. Okay, and uh she said. One of
the mistakes men make is not enough for play, not
enough teasing, not enough like you know you kind of
even even experienced guys. She says, you get down to
it too much. You really need to take your time,
kiss the whole body, caressed the inner thigh, touched, soft touches,
grabbing in.
Speaker 2: The right places. You just really need to get them begging.
Speaker 1: For it, That's what she says. Do you do that, Doug.
Speaker 6: On occasion, the girl said, can you give me thirty
five minutes? I goes, did that include the drive time
to your place? She lived in Canadagua. I mean, some
knights are better than the other some nights. You're you're
just in a mood for difference.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, how about this, like the confidence to
communicate and bet now we've had somebody on this podcast
who has sat in one of the chairs, either one
of you guys are sitting in so I don't want
to identify, And they said that a woman once asked
to be lightly choked and they couldn't do it. It was me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it wasn't no, you were donkey punch.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but dad, a girl that asked me to choke
them and punch them.
Speaker 2: Oh, that wasn't new. It wasn't new. It was somebody else.
Speaker 1: It was Danny. It was Danny.
Speaker 2: Danny just couldn't do it.
Speaker 5: I understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.
Speaker 6: I've heard this from women, or at least guys have.
Speaker 1: Told me that they asked for this, they advanced for it,
like now here's the thing with a little rough But
if they asked for it and they communicate, you know.
Speaker 6: I don't think i'd be into it, even if I
was drunk.
Speaker 1: You don't think you would do a light choking or anything.
Speaker 6: No hair pull. Yeah, So I remember I was making
out with this girl and girl this was years ago.
Speaker 1: I think it was twenty one twenty two.
Speaker 6: We were having sex in the park and just nibbling
on each other by and I literally had black and
blue marks from here to here. Victim, Oh my god,
stop that you just ruined it for me. And so
she should have wear a turtle on like for almost
a week. But that was some hot sex. You remember
the hot sex because it's should have rainy days and
sunny days, and it's not always like that.
Speaker 1: It's like pizza. Yeah, some good, some bad, but never terrible.
Speaker 6: Sometimes you want to keep in a microwave and yeah,
smell it for.
Speaker 1: A little while. Have you ever had so you I
don't think I've ever been requested to do something I
have never been I've never been asked, Hey, would you
choke me? Would you punch me? I have, I know
you have, and you couldn't do it? Was it like
a complete turn off for you? Yeah? Like do you
freeze in away?
Speaker 5: Like I think I would kind of put you on
the spot.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the problem with the rough stuff, because I
always think of and I know I'm going to an
extreme stream, but Trevor Bauer, the pitcher for the LA
Dodgers who's out of Major League Baseball, completely had consensual
rough sex with a woman and then got sued and
exactly and she had some stuff and I think was
found by a jury to be not guilty of whatever
he was charged with. I think it was battery. But still,
I mean it would make you kind of like, and
are you allowed to in these day and age? But
if she asked, it's almos like you need a consent
for him, right, But in the moment, I think I
could lately choke Yeah, I think I could. No, I
think I could.
Speaker 6: I think I could pull the hairy yeah yeah, wow, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: I'm just not a violent guy.
Speaker 1: You are not, You're not, But would you can I
ask something, Yeah, are you sure you're not gonna get
mad at me?
Speaker 2: Would you watch somebody?
Speaker 1: No? No, not the Light Shock.
Speaker 5: I have a hard time.
Speaker 4: I have a hard time actually watching a movie where
a guy is hitting a girl. Not hitting No, I mean,
but it's what I'm saying though, I'm saying, I I
want to feel like.
Speaker 1: Sticks his fingers in her mouth.
Speaker 5: No, I stand that in that ship.
Speaker 6: Now we know what you're doing Thursday. He just wants
to see if it's okay with us. He's gonna no, no, no,
pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1: Tugget Mark said, this is fun to do. Tuget Mark,
not true, not even close, not even close. I think
there's an event Thursday at Iron Smoke Distillery, choking, kicking
off the Fairport Music Fest. Literally they kick it off.
Speaker 6: So is Hailey Davis gonna be there?
Speaker 1: Haley Davis, the Hailey Davis Group is playing there, taking
it out.
Speaker 5: That's right, is Stephanie, how you going to be there?
Is the real question.
Speaker 1: I don't probably, I don't know. Stephanie, uh wrote me.
She wants to come in in September. She's got some
dates where she's working, and she's just she likes to
get choked out. I have no idea.
Speaker 6: You do, That's why you're smiling.
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I have no idea. Do you
ever look.
Speaker 2: At somebody and wondering what are they into?
Speaker 6: God, it's been a while, I think, because I've getten older.
Speaker 1: Tell me like, because I there are times just for
shits and giggles. If I see a stressed out mom
in Wegmans and she's got kids and they're treating the
cart like it's a fucking jungle gym, and she's trying
to keep them all contained, and it's a hot summer
day and she just wants to get.
Speaker 2: The fuck out of the store, go home and get
a joked bout.
Speaker 1: And I always think, I go, I wonder, I wonder,
if you know, is she happy where she's at? But
I wonder what she was really into? What got her
all these kids? Is what I'm thinking? Thing to do?
Speaker 6: My husband one hundred and fifty thousand dollars, I'm having
three kids, want to take care of her?
Speaker 1: What about the what about the the Really it's always
the prudy people that surprise you.
Speaker 6: Yes, the ones people that think yeah, absolutely, they're the
ones yes, Like even in this show obliterated.
Speaker 1: There's two like really nerdy people in the elevator, and
then they're the ones. He's the guy with the ballgag
in the Here's the thing I have to remember. What Okay, Yes,
a hot, hot girl, Yeah, it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Have to work at it. She can get anything she wants.
Speaker 1: This is true. This is true.
Speaker 5: A fat girl, yeah, she'll freaking work she can.
Speaker 1: Well, it's the low supply and demand right, right when
the demand is high, supply is low. Right when the supply,
when the demand is.
Speaker 2: Low, the supply as that baby.
Speaker 1: No, but I see what you're saying. But sometimes even
if it's somebody who dresses a little more conservatively, like
it's like the librarian, you know what I mean, Like
she's she looks a little tight, freakish, but go ahead,
done all. You know. It's every porn, yeah, exactly, But
there are some like like, Okay, we had the King
Society girl come in here, right, were you in here
for one of her visits? Yeah? Nicely, But I wouldn't
put her as King Society. I wouldn't think that at
all if I saw her on the street. No, that's
my point, and that's where I don't think and there
are some some women that like really put it out
there and like, for lack of a better term, kind
of slut it up. Put on the shoes, the dress,
the whole. That's I heard a whole story from somebody.
You mentioned about how that girl called her for tips
on how to spice things up because she's still lame
in bed. Yeah, what if you went over to someone,
if you went to a woman's house and she had
waterproof sheets on her bed, what would that mean?
Speaker 2: I'm just asking.
Speaker 1: She just does she does that and then all of
a sudden she says, you know what, puts a whole
bunch of oil on the bed. And then away we go.
Speaker 6: Let's see what well you have to be in the
mood for all that. I did that years ago with
a girl. Wait what yeah, I was what's uh? What's
an oil?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Just oiled up and we had our own slip inside
slip sliding away baby. I remember to this day. We
didn't go in the fry, but we were slipping and
slide and having fun. There was a time, a single time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, find that fun.
Speaker 6: You know sometimes you get a little fun, little.
Speaker 2: Kill what is fun for you?
Speaker 1: Because you'll be well, hang on a second, because you
go off the rails in some areas and and then
you say that that's not fun. How do you know
until you try it? But you would be reason because
I can tell by your face you you wear emotions
on your sleeve. But if if Marianne said to you, hey,
let's try a little of this, I think you would
and maybe you like it. Maybe, and you're very honest,
you always come around and go, I was wrong, I
love it.
Speaker 5: Maybe.
Speaker 1: Well, how about edible underwear? Try ever?
Speaker 5: Try that a long time ago?
Speaker 6: Pizza flavor. Isn't the asia of this song in the
heat of the moment? Yeah, yeah, it's a heat in
the moment that well, he's happened. Yeah, But now you
got to be careful with everybody with cameras and cell phones.
People pass them by, or you know, you know, the
time of the place, the call of the wild. Don't
let it go to voicemail. I'll tell you that. Give
it a shot. If you're out in a park or something,
or in a parking lodder.
Speaker 4: He works with the hottest girl in Rochester. You do, yes,
he does.
Speaker 1: I've heard this from a lot of people. Do you
agree with me?
Speaker 5: I mean, do you agree.
Speaker 6: She is okay, not only beautiful spectacular, but such a
sweetheart and just emphasis that right, amplifies her beauty and
what a sweet, genuine.
Speaker 1: Person she is. Right. So, I don't know, make a
lot of money.
Speaker 5: I don't know where I was going.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I was going. Yeah, but you
know what that's gotta be.
Speaker 5: But she makes tons of money and she's nice to everybody.
Speaker 6: Yes, it's not just because she's and she's not a
very nice person.
Speaker 4: And she doesn't put herself out there. She's like my
friend Lisa at BTV. They don't she doesn't put herself
out there. Oh I'm gonna, I'm going. You know, they
think they have a chance with her. They know she's
got a boyfriend, they know her story. They just go
in there because she's cool as how, you know. I
mean that's basically what it is. Certain girls can do that,
like you can bring like I could bring Marianne.
Speaker 6: And there are some bartenders I've met over the years
that kind of talk slutty and dirty. Then there's bartenders
if the fun their clientele, I mean, you.
Speaker 1: Know, where are they working? Where are they working? Okay? Yeah, yeah, yea, yea,
yeah yeah, yeah, ya ya ya ya. No nobody there
like that.
Speaker 5: I was just joking.
Speaker 1: I know, well that was that. I know, I see women.
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 6: I mean doesn't probably can't happen as much as it
used to be because you don't know if you're flirting
or not flirting, or you gonna get in trouble they
call HR you lost your job. So how how tight
is I mean, the old jokes of the water cooler
in the seventies eighties, I think those are a thing
of past.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I always was like a little
more certainly cautious when I was married, because I never
wanted to ever ever because you were a little that's
true of the most high profile, but you were higher
profile in the community, and I never wanted to be
in any way have any but he'd be able to
say whatever I was doing was in an inappropriate thing, right,
So I would always like if I was out, I
never went out alone. I was always with like a
group of people if I wasn't with my wife, and
if if I if I wasn't with my wife, it
was like two or three guys. Because I never I
always wanted to witness because I was never and not
that anything ever happened to me. It didn't, but I
was always one, Like if I took pictures and stuff,
I would always kind of keep my hands here or
I just you know what I mean. I wasn't one
because you just fucking never knew. And as time went on,
you saw that happen more and more and more, and people.
Speaker 6: Almost wanted to get get bringing at the table and say,
oh hey look. And not only that, I think people
would stockpile ship so you could just have something so well.
Speaker 1: In case shit went wrong, they always had like it
was almost like their emergency parachute, their fuck you parachute.
Speaker 6: In a way, one thing is probably be passed ten
twelve years working at the bar, a couple of people, Hey,
I heard them, I heard you said something about so
and so. Well who told you? Well, I can't tell you. Well,
then shut your mouth, don't fuck it to me. Yeah, like,
what do you you're forty or fifty years old? Did
you find out and study hall? If you're not gonna
tell me the whole story, then shut your mouth. Do
you just think you're special because you think you know
something right or you heard something right? Then don't talk
to me.
Speaker 1: This is why even now I don't I don't like
to get there. We were saying something earlier when before
you came in. We're talking about because he works in
the school and went back to school. Majority of the
country's already back. We're a little later in New York State. Yes,
And one woman went on TikTok and said, I don't
want to I e I have anxiety for Meet the
Teacher night because they also want you to sign up
to be room mothers and they want you to do this.
And she goes, I don't want to do anything. I
just want to be the Venmo mom. You want money,
I'll spend money money. Yeah, And I get that. And
what I'm saying is there were a lot of clay
like like when my kids are little, there were clique
moms and I used to kind of not there always
will be right. I don't have to deal with it
now because I don't. My kids aren't. This is more
element the band. You just want to be super careful
because somebody's always watching, you know, and everybody's got a
camera now, and you never want to be that person.
If it's hearsay, wonderful because who can prove it when
it's hearsay and you got a picture, even if it's
out of context, you could be fucked. You could be fucked,
and nobody needs that. And I feel like we live
in such a world now where it's it's maybe it's
less headlines only less wow terms of news. Yeah, but
I mean that's same as the news. Well, same as
with news, That's what I mean. Yeah, because we never
grow up, We just grow fucking old. The drama is great.
Everybody loves drumas, but everybody loves a little bit of
Come on, if I had a good juicy story, I
like to watch it. I like to watch trama. I
just don't like to be in exactly. I love hearing
about it unfold. I love watching stupid ship go down.
I love seeing a guy.
Speaker 6: Who's a little bit buzzed, you know, start saying something
to his buddy's wife.
Speaker 4: And I my favorite is it two in the morning
on Facebook.
Speaker 5: People go and they.
Speaker 1: Start start writing, they start so I I always, I always, uh,
I always. You can stamp snap time or a picture.
Speaker 4: I always picture because you know, because you know, darn well,
they're gonna they're gonna get up sober and they get
up after night and all right, I've kept it.
Speaker 5: I did that. I take them, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, all right, I don't post anything. Has anything?
Has anybody ever gone through their phone to try to
remember their night pictures on their phone? Remember weeks ago?
I did a couple of weeks ago. You did, Oh
you let lose? I thought you weren't drunk.
Speaker 2: It was since I saw you. So it was in
the last two weeks.
Speaker 1: No, no, okay, So the Kevin thing, I was tired,
so what I'm saying. And then I went out after
and then I went out after that, and I saw
pictures because a kid came up to me and goes, man,
I love the podcast. So we took a picture together
and I had forgotten and I went through my phone
that I went to.
Speaker 6: That terrible, terrible it's you were going out anymore.
Speaker 1: I haven't been going on a whole lot just that once.
Speaker 5: I haven't.
Speaker 1: I haven't time.
Speaker 6: And you're like, no, no, no, I'm like, look, you're
gonna be stressed, you're gonna want to get out, You're
gonna release something. You're human, you have to. And you're like, no,
I'm gonna be something and I'm not gonna do this.
I'm gonna focus on this, and now you're a I
only went out the ones I and it's fine.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not judging. No, no, no I am. I'm judging.
You're judging yourself.
Speaker 2: I think I have a drinking problem. At times I can't.
Speaker 5: Stop think, fuck you Jesus, how dare you?
Speaker 1: I uh? And like Fairport Music it gets to a
certain point and it just it's like a fucking steam
train just coming down.
Speaker 6: The track and it doesn't when it starts hitting.
Speaker 1: Yes, so Fairport Music Fest is coming and I was
really considering not going near it because every year it's bad.
But then I get invited to something Thursday, and then
college friends of mine rented a slip on the canal
and they're pulling their.
Speaker 2: Boat up right for this weekend.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so you can park right there. And then
you're they're like, yeah, man, come on the boat. No,
I'm taking my life seriously. No, it's not taking my
life serious. It's more like trying to rein it in
a little bit, because it gets so bad that there's
it's been blackout drunk. That's the problem. Okay, and that's
terrible and it's bad at my age. And when I
stopped and I had people in here that I grew
up with, I realized it's.
Speaker 6: Been maybe they're inviting you so they can be like, hey,
here goes Bill. Yeah one more Bill, get your camera, Rety,
get your video, get your water skis.
Speaker 1: We'll get them to doing on the canal.
Speaker 6: Come on, you do that that you like being a
bar and you can watch it. Oh, here comes the argument,
I'm gonna watch it, so there they know you're a
good time.
Speaker 1: Well, I yes, and I do what Kevin calls it billing.
All of a sudden, I'm like, but I think since
I was fourteen, almost every weekend and not so much
in the high school years, every weekend, but a lot
I was drunk every weekend, like all the way through
college radio radio.
Speaker 5: Well, we spent we spent every day drunk there.
Speaker 1: No, I mean just like drinking on weekends and weekends.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we drink on during We drank Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Speaker 1: So that's my point, Doug, I figure, at some point
and now I got to be.
Speaker 6: A responsible Well you need a soccer referee, Yes, I do,
so halfway through the night, I need somebody to get
a yellow card, like Bill.
Speaker 2: Hey, hang on, I like where you're going with this.
We're gonna give you a yellow card.
Speaker 6: Well, you know, you're getting a little lot of hand
real back in maybe two yellow cards. But when you
get that red card, you're out. We're getting an uber.
It's time you can say I'm that bad somebody you
can trust.
Speaker 1: Watch that responsible for me.
Speaker 6: I would love to do that.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll be drinking right with you. Yes, I know,
but you wouldn't. But I'll be knowing. I'll know how
to tell you to stop. Okay, and then no you won't.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you won't do You're not going over there
doing one of.
Speaker 1: Your jokes or whatever like like could ever be doing.
Speaker 6: I told you to give me a call when you'll
go somewhere. Yes, absolutely, Actually I'm gonna need you for
a plus one.
Speaker 1: September thirteenth is on a Friday, plus one? Yeah, all right,
September thirteenth. Yeah, what what is it?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do that gig for the Electrical Association.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, and uh near Jesus Victor. What is it?
I don't know, but.
Speaker 6: By the woodcliff, it's okay, cosa something but then is
that what it is?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: In Victor, Yeah, yeah, the victor.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I got a text at the same time. I'm getting
it was more interesting than your story. Yeah, what you
want to go drinking?
Speaker 6: It was like, let me somebody else going I don't
want to drink, but do you want to get high?
They want me to do it. They want me to
do an hour comedy. Okay, So I asked a girl day,
I go, can I have a plus one?
Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah. Is that saying? Bring Bill Moran?
Speaker 6: So all right to see if I'm funny and how
I put it together to get his opinion.
Speaker 1: Since you're so, uh, how much people pay?
Speaker 5: How much people pay for this?
Speaker 6: I'm not gonna put that out there. Let me get
through it first and then I'll I'll wait.
Speaker 1: See now, this is this is smart, this is his
is not so a bitch dickish way to fucking take
you and body slavy right down. They're gonna pay for
that ship.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, why are they going to read a
bathroom stall the funnier jokes?
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is all I'm saying is they're paying
like one hundred dollars a ticket oh, something like that.
Speaker 1: How much are people paying for the event? Yes, I
thought you meant how much people are paying dog to.
Speaker 5: Do for the events.
Speaker 4: So if I'm paying five hundred dollars for a ticket, yeah,
and I love you, Doug, And all of a sudden
I get up.
Speaker 1: There for an hour. Of course, if you didn't know me,
no we go. Hey, Don Rickles is back? No you
want you sort of gona resemble them? And I love
Don Rickles. I watch all the old ship. Well.
Speaker 6: She actually asked me a day about doing crowd work
or who are you gonna rank? And I'm like, I
don't really do crowd working.
Speaker 4: Better everybody wants because of Matt, right, everybody wants that's
all you're seeing, you know.
Speaker 5: But all he does he does ten minutes of it.
Speaker 1: Were his whole special now on Netflix. Yeah, that's what
he said. It's just crowd work, But that's what he said.
He says he only does ten minutes of it. Most
most shows me do ten minutes if if I don't
even collect.
Speaker 5: I think, oh, I think he's hilarious.
Speaker 6: I think he is a good looking guy. He put
himself out of there. He's got that niche. He I
think he's worth thirty million dollars.
Speaker 4: He can do something that you couldn't do, I think,
and that Oh absolutely no, I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: Tell you what it is. He will go get laid.
Speaker 5: No, he will make he will make a com he
will make a comment.
Speaker 6: So you take your clothes off and jump in the
I'm gonna listen to you.
Speaker 4: You want me to comment to something in a wheelchair
or someone has thing, and he'll make it cute. He
will make it offensive even though it's really offensive and
it actually think he is funny.
Speaker 1: I think with the crowd work stuff, I've seen hits
some of a dozen, but that's crowd work. There's another
guy who I gosh, I wish a curier or something,
a crew he he is a he does a lot
of crowd work and he was in Rochester and people.
I think his crowd workers would be able to.
Speaker 5: Do crowd work.
Speaker 1: Huh, I'd be able to do crowd work, you think, so,
oh absolutely, well? Why then why And I'm not trying
to say let's see it, why not try it? Let's
try it because here's the thing. This is your crowd
I know, I I I think this. I think you'll
regret never having done it, never having a.
Speaker 4: Stand I did stand up on for show, but I
never did crowd work. Okay, you know what I mean
to stand up, and I was.
Speaker 1: You need something to get in right right and get
them to like you. So you got to come with
a few jokes. But then after that, I would love
to see you do it and not it. I don't
mean that, And I feel like I'm gonna be labeled
the bully here like you made him. No, I think
he'll a little. I think he'll be you'll regret not
having tried it somewhere.
Speaker 5: I think I watched it. I think I would be
good with the crowd. Yeah, I think I could.
Speaker 1: Just think.
Speaker 6: That's the same with comedy.
Speaker 1: You got to keep having a new audience, to keep
doing the same joke and.
Speaker 6: Then work it out, work it out, work it out
that it's the same show.
Speaker 1: It's some of my favorite stuff was reading about Richard
Pryor before he did Live on the Sunset Strip, which
I think is if anybody's in the comedy, to me,
that's the the ultimate stand up. Crowd work is done
in there. People are yelling shit out. It's actually a big,
big theateries playing, but the jokes leading up to it.
People will go, man, we saw him at the comedy store,
we saw him here. It was not funny. And then
he just but he learned, all right, this word's funnier.
I rephrase it this way. I mean, look, not.
Speaker 6: Every day.
Speaker 1: Yes, And like the people you see that are polished,
it's it's a lot of work. It's a lot of work,
but it's a lot. It's a it's the love of
the game. All right. Well, take a moment. We did
the porn star tips. I'll give you a hypothetical question.
Hypothetical question. Hypothetical hypothetical question.
Speaker 5: Hypothetical question.
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Speaker 6: All right, lazy gentlemen and everybody in ear shot. Here
we go a round number four, two days away from
the Man, the Myth, the legend.
Speaker 1: It's his birthday fifty three. And look at me so too,
mister Bill bram Let's talk come complete Home Range. I
used to love this song man third grade. This came out,
and then I started to learn more about the band,
and this became my least favorite song from them. Yeah,
because I was like another j Guile. Soff is just
such bluesy great stuff. It's really interesting. Peter Wolf, Peter
Wolf and Peter Wolf came and played at.
Speaker 2: The Old Milestones once.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going way back.
Speaker 4: I saw him with Kid Rock a bunch of year
about Peter Wolf with Kid Rock.
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 4: He just went onto the few songs and all I
know is is that he missed his ride and so
he was standing in the lobby all by himself.
Speaker 1: He was like that kind of guy, unassuming. He's got
a song with Mick Jagger that I always liked, uh,
some kind of it's a it's about a breakup, but
it's a really good song. Kid Rock playing New York anymore?
Speaker 4: He No, he won't play in New York because of
the Trump So the governor, Oh, because of Oh he's
a Trump guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know he's a Trump guy. That's uh, he's
a good show.
Speaker 6: Have you ever seen kid Rock?
Speaker 1: Uh? No, but I remember that whole album. I mean,
you couldn't get away from kid Rock in the early
two thousands for every other stripper. Oh really, cat Boy?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I'm like, I just fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: Who's the name of the did that guy die?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Little Jason, Little Joe, little Joe. How did you?
Speaker 2: How do you know the name?
Speaker 5: Because I saw him?
Speaker 1: Content? All right, Okay, Uh, the show Obliterated on Netflix?
Speaker 5: Your favorite show?
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know.
Speaker 6: How anything with an orgy I think would be your
favorite show.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that there was going to be an orgy.
Speaker 5: That's what That's what suckering me.
Speaker 1: And well it got I got, I got it still.
So somebody wrote me and said, canceled after one season
on Netflix. So then I went, all right, somebody writes
a review on IMDb.
Speaker 2: I have no words. Okay, maybe I have a few.
Speaker 1: Obliterated is an eighty i Q hot mess of nonsensical,
NonStop fun, and I really hate how much I enjoyed it.
I know what this person.
Speaker 5: Says, exactly what you've been saying.
Speaker 1: They are disgusting prosthetic faul Uh yeah, they are discussing
prosthetic fallacis and oddly tight character arcs, shoehorn diversity mixed
in equal parts with political self awareness. For every genuinely
depraved scene, there's an equally wholesome and touching family moment.
This series is everything that is wrong with bad action
films and everything that made The Hangover a classic.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna watch it.
Speaker 1: It's so reductive that it met episode was the Orgy two, three, four,
three three Three's got the Orgy like you just watched
three episode.
Speaker 6: Three milouse if.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I was trying to get them to come
into life for you. Yes, they'll be in tomorrow. Sorry,
I'm sorry. It's so reductive that it manages to be original.
The show has three plot holes for every topless woman.
I've never ever, in all my years.
Speaker 6: Seen plot holes for every top right.
Speaker 1: Plot scenario plot holes. That's right, I get it, and
I agree. I agree two days, I never ever, in
all my years seen something quite like this show.
Speaker 2: Seven out of ten, I hate it.
Speaker 1: That's what they wrote. Obliterated doesn't try anything it's not.
It knows exactly what it is and that's an action
comedy that spoofs those kind of rotten tomatoes. And see
what they rotten tomato. It's gonna be rotten. Are you
kidding me? No?
Speaker 5: Freaking rotten good movies? Are you know?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean as you can't always trust that.
Speaker 1: I like rotten tomatoes, because I will go for more
the audience than I will what the critics always say,
because sometimes I think the critics are might have a
more i don't know, discerning eye for arts, that they're
looking for something high brown, and I'm just looking for
orgies to escape for two hours. That's it. Yeah, orgies obliterated. Okay,
let's see what it does. Got orgies for the free
grapes obliterated. Let's see twenty three to twenty three Okay,
forty five percent on rotten tomatoes, so rotten. Yes, I know,
seventy four percent with audience see yep, YEP audience score.
Speaker 5: Look up, look up butt Boy, Butt Boy was.
Speaker 1: For you?
Speaker 5: Didn't even watch it?
Speaker 1: No, because I'm afraid that I'm gonna get all kinds
of spam.
Speaker 5: Now, oh you're not.
Speaker 1: It's butt Boy twenty nineteen. Yeah, worried about the boy. No,
that's it. But boy, I think it's it. You've got
to be fucking kidding me. What's that? No, not that high?
Not that high. Detective Fox loves working alcohol. Yep, this
is the guy. Yes, holy shit what fifty eight reviews
among critics seventy one percent. Motherfucker, audience score one hundred
plus ratings seventy percent.
Speaker 4: Yetta, watch it, I keep telling you. But boy, but boy,
don't let the name scare you.
Speaker 1: Well, the whole idea is just sounded so obscene to
me and stupid, but it's but it's just agreed. I
just watched Obliterated and nothing for you.
Speaker 6: They talk about their characters having whole plots, plot holes.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, excuse me. By the way, I saw a
movie about a strip club day at the Cat, the Cat,
I mean, excuse me.
Speaker 5: That movie was so good to tear down the fucking place.
Speaker 1: I didn't drop, I didn't drop the mic, the bull
those blowing up, there were some there were plot holes
in there. Oh yeah, right, plot holes.
Speaker 5: Marianne's niece was a stripper.
Speaker 1: Really, who is it?
Speaker 2: How does okay, how does that go over with the family?
Speaker 1: Were they okay? Okay?
Speaker 5: I got?
Speaker 1: I got?
Speaker 6: Can you say about it or do you have a
picture of around the Facebook.
Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I
don't know, I don't know a name.
Speaker 2: But how does that go over?
Speaker 1: Honestly?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 4: We went her son by got in new house in
a fair apart, so we had a house warming party.
Speaker 1: Whatever Mark hesitates and start going and coming the canons.
Speaker 5: Let me explain her son. Her son is.
Speaker 4: A high you know what I mean. There's a brand
new house and huge house in fair. We makes a
successful guy, successful guy, her daughter successful.
Speaker 5: So she has two successful kids.
Speaker 1: So it's wonderful.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, the strip firm or whatever she
is comes in with with her people and it was
like the mutant table from the wedding singer.
Speaker 2: I know that I know exactly what you're saying.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: It was like and I'm sitting there with her granddaughter
and her granddaughter's boyfriend, and so I'm I'm talking to
her to her granddaughter's boyfriend. It was this first or
second time being there, and I said, now that's the
mutant table, and he's he's he's like, oh my god,
guy guy was wearing he's probably they're probably listeners too,
But anyways, guy was wearing a fluorescent Metel shirt. I
have nothing against wearing a MATEL CAD shirt Floresta rats.
Speaker 1: Even though they made him that they existence I would
just be I always wondered, like when you were when
you worked in the club, did you ever see family
members come in of the girls? Sometimes a boyfriend or
somebody probably, But I mean, like I think an uncle
went to uncle one time. Because you're seeing more, not
more and more, but occasionally I'll come across the story
from someone because now you can most of the girls
told their family members they are waitresses. Yeah, right, so,
but the you'll see about only fans. And I found
out that my uncle, my one of my biggest paying customers,
happened to be my uncle or my cousin or whatever.
Oh I don't know how it starting. I'm starting to
see that more and more, and I go or it's an.
Speaker 4: Uncle that's or it's an uncle is not related to him,
it's married to.
Speaker 1: The yes, yes, yes, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6: Not married by, not related by, but related through marriage.
That was pretty fucking creepy.
Speaker 4: That there was a guy that worked we worked a
time warner and he told he was telling us when
he told somebody one person did his daughter strip somewhere?
Speaker 1: He did?
Speaker 4: So he told so that one person who's tells us?
So ten of us we got work on a Friday
night to see the strip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and did she did. She didn't know any of
you guys.
Speaker 5: She knew a couple.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it didn't go over well. I told we
we've talked about this before. But there was an intern
for a radio show that happened to be a stripper,
and word got out and a bunch of the guys
went down and she handled like a trooper because they
were paying for lap dances and all this stuff, getting
their money, just getting her money. But I think at
first was a little uncomfortable because you know, that's that's
the thing. But this stuff would be creepy if you
found out.
Speaker 6: Only I don't know why some people don't do it.
If you want to try something on the internet, you know,
put one hundred dollars on a visa card, a throwaway,
a gift card. You don't have to put your name.
It's just a guest services. They can't keep right yea
renewing it and when you're out, you're you don't put
your name anywhere, be.
Speaker 1: Careful on your you know your password.
Speaker 6: You know that's where a lot of people are getting, uh,
Madison Ashley, it was for it was dating app.
Speaker 1: Of course, you know it. Well, of course I've worked
in the entertainment industry. I had to talk about it.
I'm not defensive, you're here needed.
Speaker 6: But the wives would go there and they would type
in their husband's email and there would say the password,
or it would automatically automatically off their laptop.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that was a trend for a while. Divorce, Yeah,
I mean, if you don't trust that your partner is
being faithful, problems.
Speaker 6: Don't want to go in and look at pictures, you know,
it's like going out fishing. I don't care if I
catch a fish. I'm just gonna throw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but this isn't the same thing. Yeah, well, okay,
you're married or you're you're.
Speaker 6: You have some dirty pictures. You want to just see dirty,
I guess. But this is more spice it up a
little bit.
Speaker 1: Or I would think that that's more of an opportunity, right,
you could get that person. You could get that person.
Speaker 5: Oh, let's try and find out the name. I mean,
then there was. That doesn't narrow it down for you.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't ring a bell either. All right.
Speaker 6: I never to see a picture of her, and I've
been out of the game for sixteen years now, believe do.
Speaker 1: You miss it?
Speaker 4: Oh it's kind of funny. We were talking about this
guy yesterday, Tom Loci.
Speaker 5: Yes, I guess she was.
Speaker 4: I guess she dated him. Okay, so she was probably
in all those commercials.
Speaker 1: I would love to get the guys from Life.
Speaker 5: I think he's dead.
Speaker 1: I just like to or one of them or both
of them, just to talk. Do you remember the show
Life that shame? Just to see what are they doing?
Speaker 6: They never did it. The Cat They did like once
or twice, and they're like, yeah, this isn't for us.
It was more out of Foxies in the Barrel and
uh yeah it was.
Speaker 1: Oh they did go to strip clubs and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I totally did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't.
Speaker 6: Access to TV.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 6: They thought it was gonna be like dirty porn in
this and then people want to shut him down. You
couldn't show nudity or anything. It was real overhype. But
it was a ninety seven.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing, like that didn't take a lot
of talent, like you know what I mean, they you
know it didn't it didn't right. It would go talk
to that show could done it. Yes, what do you
say we got no.
Speaker 5: No, I'm just saying that you can do it right.
Speaker 2: But the uh it was like with Phil Donahue dying.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh that's right.
Speaker 1: We talked about Morton Downey Jr. And his show, and
I was like, he didn't really have any talent. He
was loud, he brought the audience up. They had their
own podium that they could stand at. They had he
wasn't in.
Speaker 6: I think it was all sudden, calm, stupid.
Speaker 1: He cam stupid and fat. And then he had callers
call in.
Speaker 6: Jerry Springer same way. It's well Jerry Springer at least
didn't do what we started the fire and he just
let everybody.
Speaker 1: Just let everybody else kind of like it's exactly like
how you are what are you getting coal?
Speaker 6: Back in the day.
Speaker 2: Was a news guy.
Speaker 1: He was at first and a lawyer and a lawyer
and he had so there was some stuff there. I mean,
you cannot like, but he tried some stuff. It was
all about a little more cerebral than Morton Jr. Show.
Speaker 6: Or and he also had that fight. Yes he did,
and that kind of changed, Yes it did. The ratings
were off the hook, and like, well, if we could
have this.
Speaker 2: He had his nose broken. Yeah, yeah, who was it?
Speaker 1: Who did you have to fight with?
Speaker 6: I forget it was some from a KKK. I think
so black gentleman stood up her hand enough.
Speaker 1: He goes the infamous brawl and he choked him.
Speaker 6: But I think the guy said I want you to
choke me. Yeah, that's the infinitous problem.
Speaker 1: Some of the line which this program.
Speaker 10: Yeah, November three, nineteen eighty eight, a day that would
go down and talk show history for all the wrong reasons.
Duraldo Rivera, a renowned talk show host, was known for
tackling controversial topics, but no one expected the chaos that
would ensue on this particular episode. John Netsker, representing the
White Arian Resistance a racial insults at Roy Innes, the
National chairman of the Congress of Racial Equality now.
Speaker 6: Roy Inness on them of hearing the SOB stories from
Kike's Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. I actually looked frontal a but but
Roy innis uh got into it. On the Morton Downey
Junior Show with Al Sharpton and he flipped Al Sharpton
out of his chair.
Speaker 2: That's awesome, like knocked al right, And this was Al.
Speaker 1: Was like a big fat guy. Because does anybody remember
if I say this name, Tajuana Brawley. No, okay, So
Tawana Brawley was a young black woman who was It
was all over the news, and it was down by
where I lived, and it was in Wappinger's Falls. My
mom taught in Wappinger's Falls Wappingers yep, w app not
wh w app I n g e r Wappinger's false
And there were bumper stickers that said I'm from Wappinger's
Falls and I didn't do it. She said that she
was picked up by white guys, raped, stripped of her clothes.
They smeared feces on her, wrote racial slurs in feces
on her forehead, and left her in a garbage bang
on the side of the road. So everybody went crazy
about this is this I got it. This is the
eighties and after a long time an investigation, it would
turned out to all be fake. It's terrible. It was.
It was bad, and but she had al Sharp and
everybody because it looked believable. And I think there was
even pictures of her with like slurs, racial slurs written
on her, maybe not in feet, maybe feast speared on
her and and marker.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember the story.
Speaker 4: Stupid l sharped and feeling when he does ship like that,
he goes up and he's ready to accuse everybody, and
then it turns out it's a.
Speaker 1: Bull It is a bullshit story. And then I'm pretty
sure Morton Downey Junior then uh came out and said
that he was jumped by a bunch of bikers in
a bathroom and they wrote markers on his head, and
he had pictures of himself and everybody couldn't do They
couldn't tell if he was doing a mockery or if
it really happened, because he did have a black eye.
I think, I don't know. It's like, that's great, It's
so stupid.
Speaker 6: Are you gonna take pictures of yourself Friday morning after
your birthday and be.
Speaker 1: Like, I'm not gonna do anything. Put I don't even
I didn't drink that much at one point in my life.
Speaker 2: It's his birthdays, get dumb, don't they? Yes, yeah, I mean.
Speaker 1: I'll have the milestones. Now I told you, yes, sixty,
I think I might have to throw a big party.
Speaker 2: If I make it to sixty, I will throw his party.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna make it to sixty.
Speaker 1: How do you know? Why do you say that? Why
do you say that?
Speaker 5: I feel like I'm not gonna make it to fifty four?
Speaker 2: Why do you feel like you're gonna die?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you really know? Well, why would you say something?
Speaker 2: I do you do feel that way?
Speaker 4: Your whole body hers fucking stretch, fucking stretch, fucking stretch,
fucking fris And I'd like.
Speaker 1: To have you around for a little while. I like
hearing your stories and seeing your hands fly. Yeah, that's
when I know good one is coming.
Speaker 2: All right, you're you're offered twenty million dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay to do what? But you can only spend money
on things that start with the first letter of your name. Okay,
what are you buying? Doug? Debbie Diamonds. She's a porn star.
Speaker 2: You're gonna buy her? Yeah, twenty million?
Speaker 1: Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Mark a monkey?
Speaker 1: Shut up?
Speaker 5: I was one of the monkey. What can I say? Monkeys?
Speaker 1: Would you buy him? Monkey?
Speaker 5: I'd get a monkey.
Speaker 1: If I could sharing at a massage.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: I'll bring my monkey massage.
Speaker 5: I'll bring my monkey to the massage with me. He'll
get massage too, all right, they can spank my monkey.
Speaker 2: There you go, there it is. I'm buying a boat.
Speaker 1: You're buying a boat.
Speaker 2: I'm buying a boat, big yacht.
Speaker 1: Beer boat, beer and broads and blow.
Speaker 5: Bitches, bitches.
Speaker 1: I'll see. If I won't see this, I won't make
it my sixty.
Speaker 6: Steve's buying stretches.
Speaker 1: Million.
Speaker 6: It has to be my first letter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the first letter of your Yeah, the letter of
your first name.
Speaker 6: I would buy Deerfield. Yeah, golf course. Yeah, that would
be pretty good.
Speaker 1: That would be good. Yeah, that would be that. Shay
retire and just golf all twenty million dollars, which, by
the way, is when you look at the wealth of
some people, is nothing.
Speaker 5: I want to get matel gonna play on my.
Speaker 1: Fifty fifth so yeah, do you want to do that?
Speaker 5: I love the play.
Speaker 1: How much is Metallica A CDC used to be three
hundred thousand.
Speaker 5: Is one of the top bands. They gotta be really expensive.
Speaker 1: They sell out the stadiums.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be that would be a party.
Speaker 1: It would be yeah, somebody in Rochester.
Speaker 6: They must the story of.
Speaker 1: Well, they recorded here, they recorded their first album.
Speaker 4: There's a picture of them parking across the street from
where Wilson Farms is. Yeah, you remember remember where the
Shory Record Exchange was. Yeah, there's a remember that.
Speaker 1: Didn't they play here?
Speaker 6: And they didn't have the equipment and the house guitars,
game equipment. They came back and bought like seventy.
Speaker 1: Five they were recording.
Speaker 6: Okay, they came back the next time when they made
it big, and they paid back and bought a bunch
of stuff.
Speaker 1: That's great.
Speaker 6: Yeah there, I mean war memorials or Blue Cross whatever
you call it.
Speaker 1: It's too small for them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're you know, they're playing stadiums now yea.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They were the Monsters of Rock.
Speaker 5: I went to Monsters of Rock?
Speaker 1: Did you Van Hallen?
Speaker 4: Metallica, Dacing, Scare Beings, Kingdom Come?
Speaker 2: Wow, it's not a bad lineup?
Speaker 5: Was a green lineup.
Speaker 2: We we tried something in radio. Do you remember this?
Speaker 5: I don't know Halloween, that was stupid.
Speaker 1: The Monsters of mock nobody, but they I think we
had Did we have Little kiss Play?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Did they have Midget kiss Play? Oh?
Speaker 5: No, I would remember that.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 6: They still have it. They're still on tour.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I thought Little Kiss played, No, I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I think they did. I think there was a Motley
Crew band and there was there was I don't remember that,
but Guns n' Roses maybe, yeah, but I think we
did the Monsters of mock Oh radio.
Speaker 5: Whose idea was that? Yours?
Speaker 1: No? Do you know? Fuck you ship all over the idea?
You don't what somebody told me, though we did the
one where we did. The Beatles were coming out with
something called their Naked Album, was like stripped down acoustic
re release stuff that hadn't been really I don't know.
So they were pushing this big thing on radio. So
I said, why don't we do a naked photo of
the entire staff, so everybody you wore something, but they
kind of blurred out your you know, made it look
flesh color. And somebody recently said to me, I used
to get sick every time I looked at that picture.
You guys were so paid.
Speaker 6: How are you talking to everybody do that? Who was
it all? Guys?
Speaker 1: One girl?
Speaker 2: It was weeeze cano me. Tommy was.
Speaker 1: A sock on your thing and just standing. No, we
weren't our underwear for the photo. For the photo, and
we left our socks on, so it looked like we
were completely naked.
Speaker 2: And uh, nobody was in shape.
Speaker 1: Everybody remarks that anybody stretching, yes, they were all stretching.
They're cocks. But somebody was looked like they had nursing homebody.
I know who was it? No, no, did not let no, no,
no no, he was always who.
Speaker 5: I don't sick because I don't want to make it mad.
I know he listens that.
Speaker 1: No, no, not cano. You're you're you're getting closer though,
but this guy did really look like just up.
Speaker 2: It was bad. It was bad, right crumbs.
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot about him, buddy.
Speaker 1: Boy, that's the one. That's the one. All right, tugg
you fresh. What's going on for your for the weekend? Oh,
you got your big tournament. He's gonna be all weekend
making your tournament. Yeah, devil legg preparation, jello shots.
Speaker 5: Yeah, save me some devil eggs.
Speaker 6: I will, well, you can come out, come on, I
have a drink, buy some raffle tickets. It's gonna be
next week is salmon Creek. I had one team canceled today,
but the guy just got a new job. So okay
when teams it's fine. I text all the captains, Hey,
just a reminder nine thirty.
Speaker 2: So does that mean you have an opening? I do
you do have an opening?
Speaker 6: What does a forsome for them is one hundred dollars
a person?
Speaker 2: Four hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: It's not bad either, It's.
Speaker 1: Not bad at all.
Speaker 6: It's not for everything we get next year. I got
to go to one hundred and twenty five. Okay, so
no stake in her appetizers all day long. Yeah, drinks
on the chorus, beer in seltzers and all that.
Speaker 1: Okay, come in. So you do have opening for one
more team if somebody wants to put it, put it together? Yeah,
how and they can find you on Facebook. Doug Phelps,
p h E L p S yep, Doug Phelps. If
you want to do that, why not right Monday? Great
cause always a good time and looks like we're gonna
have you.
Speaker 6: We're gonna have you out there doing the podcast. But
you can't hold your liquor. You can't running on the
eighteenth hole naked like that. Poll Vaulter from friends like that.
Speaker 1: My podcast.
Speaker 6: You wouldn't be like that. You'd be like, hey, baby,
what's going on? That's a tree bill.
Speaker 1: The uh but that's and your dad's gonna be out
singing Elvis. What is that supposed to be a secret?
You told it last time? I did? Yes, how do
you do? You set it into a microphone? You can't
say the stuff in my mind.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't that, you know, when the one hundred and
thirty three people might not be listening right right.
Speaker 1: It'll be a treat, Yes, it'll be a treat.
Speaker 6: I just ordered Elvis glasses today, Elvis glasses, like okay,
so he'll be with my friend Kristen, got a Bluetooth
speaker hook up and just go to YouTube and uh
let him play find the song karaoke, so he's not singing.
We love will be singing. But then I got scarves
from Amazon. He'll be handing scarves out and then can
get pictures with the guys holding the glasses. So I
mean the glasses have come back. I mean this stuff
hadds up, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah it does, Yeah, yeah it does. You know it's
only to make it make it fun. So Mark will
be a bt B for brunch Sunday. Sunday, Sunday they're
doing brunch probably no, but they do a great brunch
they do. Yeah, I love brunch. Yeah, brunches they do
nice and uh I love breakfast two for one mimosas
and Bloody Mary's.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sunday, I think.
Speaker 2: So what else is the big plan for the weekend?
Just on the mine might.
Speaker 5: Come out Thursday. Yeah, I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Bill, Where are you gonna be? I'm off said I
may go to Iron Smoke.
Speaker 5: Oh I didn't hear that, Yeah said twice listening.
Speaker 1: You know because you went.
Speaker 6: Because you went, you might be going out.
Speaker 1: No, I said Iron Smoke, And what you said I did,
And you know, and you know you were all know
who you're being who you were all up in pussy
And I'm not even in that. There was a pussy.
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I know. I see what you're bringing to church Sunday
forgetting e Bay Run, Yeah, exactly, for Douggie Phelps, for
hell Oh, for the Soldier Yo, Mark new York, Yes,
Mark New York.
Speaker 5: I remember that.
Speaker 1: Bill Moran, will see you tomorrow. I woke a bit
Hotail didn't know what to do. I'm trying a TV
to you