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Speaker 1: This is an Unspoiled Network podcast. This is spoil Me

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covering Dungeon Crawler, Carl Book seven, This Inevitable Ruin Chapter

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eighty six, and epilogue. In these chapters we get lots

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of surprises. Kansia's getting to leave, which I just didn't

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see coming. We're getting the gods released into the real world.

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How does that work? Oh my god? And uh, you know,

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also just the routine of moving to the next floor

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until next time. I'm going to be bereft. Welcome to

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spoil Me, Welcome to the show everyone. I am Natasha.

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Thank you very much to Michael for commissioning this episode.

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Michael's here in the chat and says the Rist moment

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was a what the fuck thing for me too. Yeah.

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I obviously need to be careful about my pacing because there,

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while this section isn't like necessarily overly long, it is

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packed and there's like implications that are outside of what

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the text is that I think will probably take me

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a while to completely talk through. So I'm going to

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start at the beginning, but that definitely has my attention.

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So let's start off talking about caught. Because we were

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told that there was the option for Katia to choose

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to be pregnant, and Carl pretty much hand waved that

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she wasn't going to choose that, and uh, you guys,

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this is not the first time. Okay, So, anybody who

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has listened to my coverage of Cradle, do you all

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remember how when we are in the pov of a

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certain someone who I will not name, and they just

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offhandedly think that they're never going back to such a

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place again. Do you all remember how I just believed them,

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and so as the reveal happens of who they are,

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I was just not getting it because I so completely

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took their word for it. Does anybody anybody o there

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know what I'm talking about? If not, it's fine, you won't

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find out what I'm talking about if you start the

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Cradle series for like, you know, eight books, I think,

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but once you get there, I think you'll know exactly

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what I'm talking about. And I just felt like such

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a stooge. And here it's like a similar thing where

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Carl simply said, oh, she's not going to want to

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be pregnant, like meta, I think is what he said

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something like that, and I just fucking took his word

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for it, which why would I do that? Why should

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I do that? Why did I think that? He like,

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I don't. Things change, that's all, you know? Things change?

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And I really was just like a babe in the

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woods with this reveal, because I truly did not think

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this was at all going to be and I should

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have realized that, like the way everybody was behaving. I

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even said at one point, why is everyone so anxious

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about saying goodbye to her? I understand that you're like

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not gonna see her for a while, but you will

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see her again. And then I just pretty much put

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it down to, like, all right, well, that's me like

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really hoping that's true. And maybe they aren't as sanguine

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as I am about eventually getting to see her again,

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and they don't want to take that for granted, and

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so for them, that's that's the issue, you know what

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I'm saying. And I just should have seen it. I

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really should have seen it. So what we do here,

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which I think is just like a really great idea.

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We get Samantha. She's like just distracting Embrace and allowing

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him to quote question her. And I was right about because,

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like I had said something in the vein of maybe

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they should just let him have her because I don't

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think she would get hurt, and it turns out that's true.

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He like literally chucks her into a volcano, and I

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don't know that she hit the actual lover or anything.

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Maybe that would be that would do it. But he's

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able to put her through quite a lot and it

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does not kill her, so she gets retrieved, and it's

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just a really it's a really great way of first

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of all, dealing with the Embrass problem and maybe honestly,

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even though I don't know that this is a thing

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distracting Samantha because I feel like she could possibly have

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fucked things up a little bit. And also Embrace turns

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out is like very emotional, so this doesn't turn into

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the kind of situation that I thought it might, because

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he just winds up sort of breaking down and being

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really sad about the death of his son. And it's all.

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It's just a lot of surprises. But also kind of

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made me like Embress more, even though I you know,

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I don't like Embress, but was it just kind of

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made me warm toward him pun intended just a tad.

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Michael says, I think it was more that they weren't

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thinking it was an actual, real possibility before the final

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plan coalesced. Sarahim says, well, there was no point in

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taking that option while Jinx was in control, since she

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had final say in what Kotsya got. Oh that's right,

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I forgot about that, Okay. I still feel like Carl

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said something about how that's not what Katya would want,

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but I personally like wouldn't have expected her to want

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that because of the entire situation in general, Like, it's

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the sort of thing where the fact that she does

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in the end makes sense and it's not like on

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this it's it is not surprising. I get it, But

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I also kind of thought maybe there is too much

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trauma surrounding having children for her to want to pick that.

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You know what I'm saying, Michael says, Natasha is going

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to skip over development in our Favorite Enemies to Lover's moment.

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Pony confesses, Michael, you're stepping on my shit. I'm sorry

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that I phrased it that way, but I'm going to

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get to that. I don't know who you think I am,

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but sorry, please, So yeah, yeah, this entire thing with

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uh with Samantha just in the background yelling to Carl

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that his God is a little bitch and YadA, YadA, YadA.

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I just found really really funny. And eventually he is

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able to call her back and it's no problem. Like

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there's a point when he's trying to explain to her

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and initially like, you know, tell him the truth about

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such and such, but and he like kind of the

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way he phrases some things. She's like, but I thought

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you said to lie. And he's like, not about that,

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about the other thing, you know what I mean. And

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I did have a moment of like, does she know

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what he means? But it turns out yes, it's just

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she's being a little difficult here. Honestly, that's it. So

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let's see. Uh, I will ask you if he's touching you,

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you will answer, and you will tell the truth. Got it?

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I thought you told me to lie. No, you know

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what I mean? Got it. She'd wrapped several of the

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streamers around her head, and I really love and Prepotente

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mentions that like the God is grabbing her. He's like

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the streamers were a nice touch. I don't know that

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that was Carl's idea. I kind of feel Katcha took

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it upon herself to do that. I think that's funnier.

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And Prepotente is entering the stairwell ahead of them and

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he says good luck to you all, and Carl says

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thank you, Prepotente. He does not call him pony, which

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I think is like because we had Ellie call him

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pony a few pages back, so there are still people

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out there doing that. And he didn't yell at Ellie

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about it from what I recall, So I'm not sure

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if it's like just Carl doing that he had an

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issue with, or if he just doesn't feel like arguing

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with absolutely everybody all of the time, or what. But

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I appreciated the fact that Carl called him what he

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has been asked to be called. And he says, see

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you on the next floor, and Prepotente says, I love you,

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and there's a pause in the narrator. Again, it's not

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in the text, but it's in the narration. I love

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you too, buddy, and this is you, guys. I had

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really been mystified at the fact that Carl did not

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seem to like Miriam dom and Prepotente, and I stand

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by that so much, because like, look at this, look

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at look at this weirdness. I love thish Miriam, you

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are missed. So none of us believed that Lucy mr

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was actually taking a deal, and as a result, Florine

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would not take one either. That's the whole thing. Everybody

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who is like, you know, leaving and taking deals and

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what all they're going to do. I'm really interested if

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we're going to find out about any of the particular

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deals specifics, or if they're going to be people that

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like said they were going to take a deal and

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then the deals they were presented with were really bad

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and so they wound up not taking them and come

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back into the dungeon. I don't know, Uh, you're gonna

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stop buying? Gave me a kiss on both cheeks. Oswaldo

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and his team when in Brittany said she was contemplating

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a deal but was afraid and would probably be back.

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I stood on my eye on her r E the

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possession thing. Don't know if that's anything, but I feel

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like that goddess isn't lying, you know, so, but it's weird, like,

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you know, her being like I think I'll take a deal,

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but I might be too afraid and come back. Does

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feel like Brittany has been kind of a wishy, washy person.

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So that feels in character to me. If she is

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possessed and she takes a deal, now that things are

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the way they are, where shit can happen outside the

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dungeon too, will her possession fuck that up and make

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it so that, like, even when she leaves, she's possessed

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And this is something that affects everyone. And in the

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same Vein Victory mentions that if Louis were to leave

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the dungeon, what's going on with his like body that

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he has taken won't work either, But it does seem

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like the AI is allowing a lot of splash over

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punintended in Louie's case, So I don't know if there's

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like maybe potentially a possibility that body would still work

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as well. I don't know. And let's see, Uh Tuba

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and Selvie, the party members from of the Dead Borku left.

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They both said they were taking a deal. Neither had

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told me the why or how. Burke who considered me

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as the one who'd killed her father, and I feared

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I'd never know. I am curious about that. You know,

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there's uh, there's going to be things that are just

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somebody being kind of irrational. There going to be things

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where Karl had such a huge effect on a huge

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area and a huge number of people, that consequences happened

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that he literally never knew about. It could be one

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or the other, it could be both. And then as

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he thinks, that's the problem with such chaos, you lose

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so much around the edges. The moment, I thought that

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I heard a distant laughing, deep deep in the back

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of my mind, and it terrified me because it came

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from within the river, the river I had hoped would

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leave with the destruction of the ring. The laughter sounded

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distinctly like that of Eiris, the goddess of chaos. Yeah,

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she's enjoying herself and uh probably knows what's coming and

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is just extremely excited about this little jaunt into the

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regular world that she's about to get. So fucking jamal.

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By the way, guys, so he's been giving more legs.

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Carl suggests that he goes stay in the safe room,

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and he's like, yeah, and then if you or Donut dies,

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I get smashed because I'm in there. No, I'm not

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doing that. Louie comes over and says that Juice Box

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gave him divorce papers. I'm real curious how this is

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gonna go, because like, I can't help but feel as

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if maybe Juice Box gave him the papers unsigned and

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he has to like initiate things, and I'm wondering if

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he will. There's something about the fact that Louis is

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in this very different body that almost makes me wonder

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if there's going to be some commiseration from like a

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shape shifter that might bring them together somehow. And I

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know that it's really not the same thing, but a

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you know, at this same time, even if something isn't

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exactly the same situation, it can sometimes give you a

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lot more empathy for another person's, you know, issues they're

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dealing with. So I don't know, it might be that

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this is like and I wonder too, because you know,

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is the niad body that he's in a female body?

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that's why Samantha chose it. So he's in a female body,

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but he's still Louis, And it just makes me think of,

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you know the concept of like externally, the genitals you

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have have nothing to do with the gender you are,

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and I wonder about that as an ongoing potential message

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as well. I don't know. Sorry, Oh, that's right. He's

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not in the body. He just replaced his lungs and

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heart with the organs. That's right, that's right. I keep

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forgetting how that went because he keeps saying like they

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use the body and YadA YadA, and so it's making

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me conflate that. But yeah, so, I uh just really

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sign them, because like, I really weirdly want them to

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work out. And I think a lot of that is

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just about Juice Box and how knowing how she feels

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so genuinely about him, which I had sort of suspected

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that she really cared. And also Louis just seems to

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have this really profound sense of worthlessness, and maybe being

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told why she feels how she feels might help. I

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don't know if she's ever told him. So, Okay, Batista, guys,

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this whole thing, Oh my god. I loved it so

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much because what it turns out Batista is doing is

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finishing up on the uh the like cyborg parts for Katya.

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There's so much happening here. So this is what I

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think Katya was yelling, like, I really need before I

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can leave, and uh, I understand that exactly, Like who

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knows how much this shit would cost if she were

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to leave the dungeon and then had to find somebody

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to make this stuff for her. And I appreciate Bautista

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taking these moments to ensure this gets done. I sure

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hope that he's competent enough at it that they work properly.

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And this is the thing that's like really rough, which

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is when Kotsha gets transformed back into a human right

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before making her wish, they see that she's like a

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torso with like half an arm. It's bad. She's lost

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so many limbs, it's crazy. And I had suspected there

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have been a few different incidents where something happened and

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it was clear she took serious damage and was really

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quiet after certain combat, and I was like, that feels

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like something's going on with her that she's not talking about.

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And yeah, she has been hiding. I mean, I had suspected,

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but I don't think even I would have guessed just

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how bad it was. So I'm again jumping ahead here

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because we're not really there yet. But yeah, I just

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wanted to address that because, like Bautista disappearing, you know, guys,

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I've been worried about him. I really really have. And

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there comes a point at the end of this where

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I felt very reassured. I hope he's telling the truth.

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I think so, but I really did have, like, uh

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my antenna up with him, still do with Lena that's

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not dealt with. Turns out she's not even talking to

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her teammate, so, uh, what's his name is? Schweg? He

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goes down to the next floor without her and isn't

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sure if he's gonna take a deal or not when

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Carl asks, she's the only teammate left and she doesn't

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even want to talk to him, like, I wonder if

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she blames him for her brother's death as well. It's possible,

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but I don't know. I mean, I might not want

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to stay in the game when the only person that

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I felt at all close to is clearly like a

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little bit psychotic and determined to go do their own

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fucking thing. So uh, let's see, Oh right, here comes

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the thing with victory. So Carl says, you're not going

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to the eighteenth floor with the rest of the adjutants

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after this, and she says no. With the unfortunate death

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of my underage nieces and nephews up in orbit, I

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once again became eligible for political office. Not allowed to

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be in office if you have underage leaders in your family.

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It's an old, stupid rule, but a rule nonetheless. Anyway,

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as people weren't certain of former Prime Minister Fopsi's relationship

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to the Dream, he was passed over for the newly

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vacated position of syndicate Prime Minister. As a result, I

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am now acting Prime Minister Victory. There will be a

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real vote in a few months, but in the meantime,

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I'm it they wanted someone stuck here with the rest

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of us so I could truly focus on the crisis.

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And Carl says well, and Rosetta says, well, shit. And

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it's described as sounding strangely irritated at the news, which

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I think is likely because she gave this assignment to

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someone and didn't realize this outcome was going to happen.

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So she's kind of put this into motion because she

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was didn't realize that. So that's funny. Honestly, if I'm

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going to have a prime minister, though, you could do

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a lat fucking worse than Victory. Somebody who is smart

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somebody who actually gives a shit about law and the rules.

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Somebody who is like Evidently, I don't want to say moral,

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because I really don't know about that. Honestly, being lawful

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and being moral aren't at all the same. But I

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feel that you could reason with her. I don't know.

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I just think that like, she potentially is someone that

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we could work with, and I am very interested. It's

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very funny, though, because Carl steps forward and puts his

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hand on her shoulder, she was still protected. If I

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tried to punch her, my arm would go straight through.

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I wish you good luck in your new job, Madam

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Prime Minister. As much as I've loathed the idea of

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killing another few thousand schmucks who'd gotten railroaded into coming

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down here for the krawl, as much as I actually

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liked victory, I wouldn't hesitate, not even for a moment,

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to kill the goddamn Prime Minister of the syndicate. She snorted,

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She knew it too. This is one of those moments,

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y'all where I appreciate the reality check from Carl, because

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I will really get swayed by liking somebody personally, You

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know what, I'm saying I think he has the right idea.

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I think that this kind of being like focused on

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the objective is necessary in some ways. But I also

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do kind of think it's possible that she could be

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somebody you could work with somehow. I'd rather her in

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that position than someone else, you know. But I don't know.

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I don't know. I was a little startled. I won't

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lie at how like he says he wouldn't even hesitate,

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because I kind of feel like he would. But if

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he says he wouldn't, I tend to believe him. I

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feel like Carl really, for the most part, has decent

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self awareness and knows himself, and even when he doesn't,

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if somebody points the thing out, he tends to like

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actually take in their criticism, you know, instead of just

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discounting it out of hand. So yeah, anyway, sorry, system

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message Alithia has entered the realm, and the temporary effect

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is all damage you strike against female opponents is quartered

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all female members of your party strike with a melee

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power of five hundred percent, which is unbalanced. Well, so

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we get the goddess showing up looking beautiful and serene

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and kind, and YadA YadA, and it's swunshing jinx, and

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she of course has to like completely ruin this by

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first starting off by calling them idiotic pricks. And where's it?

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She sees, Victor, how many cocks did you have to

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suck to get that job? I'm sure it's just an

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unfortunate coincidence. Your underage nephew was blown out of orbit.

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Now that idiot the Maestro is king and your prime

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Minister will don't get used to it. With all the

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death and chaos your little team has caused, it's not

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gonna matter who's in charge. They'll have your head on

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a pike in no time. And it turns out like

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the Sister Formidable is straight up miss missing, Like we

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don't know what happened to her. We had heard that

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she was swimming, and I think it seems that she

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has survived, but evidently is not up in the orbit

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making trouble again. She hasn't hailed her people to come

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pick her up. I think so. Yeah, this is when

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Daniel comes in with the uh cybernetic stuff, and I

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love the fact that he says to Katcya, I'm sorry

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I made you doubt me. I really like that because

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there's a lot of ways that you could phrase that,

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and there's a lot of things that you could you know,

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I I I just think that's a really nice, succinct

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way of putting it. Is like, hey, I know I

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was being an asshole and it made you think that,

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like I was low key not on your side, and

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that fucking sucks that I ever made you feel that way,

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And I really am sorry, and uh yeah, I just

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appreciated this a lot. So this is how this is

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when we begin the thing with Dona and huan Shin.

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She uses laundry day and pulls the uh or the

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soul armor of the goddess right off her, and that

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causes the goddess to like still be in the room

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but not moving, frozen and till Katya makes the choice

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that she makes. Meanwhile, while she and Jinks is in

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a circle trapped where she can't use like her magical

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artifacts or anything, and Donah is explaining to her, she

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got that she's the one who received the kneepads from Katchya,

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which that's a surprise. I did not, you know, everybody

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has been sort of assuming that Katya would give them

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to Carl, but evidently not. I wonder if Donut will

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save them and keep using them like forever, or if

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it was really just for this one particular job. So

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let's see the bricks is continue to shake with rage.

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Stay the hell away from me. I am a god.

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I will end you, and Donut just like comes right

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up against her. Kwan Shehin, who pulled herself to her feet,

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was again on the ground. Sparks flew in the air.

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All cats have it, naturally, it's called claw. I was

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at level four before, but now I'm approaching fifteen. But

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again that wasn't necessary. I'm just showing off a little.

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And she pulls out this mount for a weapon, and

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it's got a crossbow on it. And this is what

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we call Mordecai out for because he can't actually inflict

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the damage himself, but they can give him the opportunity

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to make the arrow they will use, and that won't

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count against him. So she says, I have a mutual

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friend waiting outside. He'd loved to come say hello real quick.

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And he comes out and he says, my brother died

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because of you, and because of Odette, and because of Choco,

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but mostly because of you. Some of my mother's ashes

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are built into the tip of this bolt. It's a

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funeral rite in my culture to make a weapon with

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the ashes of those you lost. My mother died before

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the Crawl came to my world, and I'm grateful for

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the opportunity to allow her to avenge her son. And

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I was so pleased that Doughnut actually mentions that she

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shit in his mother's ashes, because when he mentioned her ashes,

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I was like, oh God, I remembered that, you know,

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and what she has the fucking nerve. I am here

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to save you. This was a problem you created, and

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I gave you a solution. It's not just the audacity,

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it's the insult of her thinking that they are going

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to like actually be stupid enough to see it that way,

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in this very misrepresented light. It's just come now, ma'am.

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You know. So let's see. She says, we don't need

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to go through this, but we want to. We want

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to show those of you on the twelfth floor what's coming.

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You're strong, but we're getting stronger every day. And you

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know what, we don't need to kill the gods and

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goddesses to win, no, honey, we just need to kill

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you and they do. Indeed, let's see, Donut gives him

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permission to loop. He takes swanshing Jings's body, which what

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are we doing with that? And then we have the

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message from Samantha that is just like he's starting to

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really lose a shit, dude. So Carl recognizes that we

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have really got to speed things along here, and Katya

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says goodbye to everybody. Still at this point, we don't

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know what she's choosing, you know, so I'm still kind

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of thinking like, it'll be fine, guys, relax, But yeah,

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she asks to be made pregnant, and the Goddess is like,

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are you sure. I like the fact too, that when

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the Goddess awakes, she sees Katya and is like, oh,

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you're one of mine, Like the fact that what happened

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to Katcha was in the real world and outside of

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the dungeon. It doesn't matter. This goddess is like, still,

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it's set up in a way that it is relevant anyway.

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And there's something about that that you could see as

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like weirdly invasive and not cool, but there's another part

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of me that kind of likes it, you know. And

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she also is able to see up to the surface

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and says something like I can sense them. Why wasn't

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I able to say before. But I can't get I

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can't reach them, and I'm super curious because it will

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be enabled shortly that she will be able to reach them.

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I'm so interested in what she's actually going to do,

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Like Katchya, if she goes, if she leaves the dungeon

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and goes to the surface, will this goddess like be

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around for her beyond this moment. I don't know anyway. Uh,

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you can't get their donuts said, but Katcha can and

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she can protect them for you. And I love that

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is wisdom. Champion of necka bit harbinger of doom. H yeah, donuts,

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you will be made human once again, and you must

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choose a father for the child. The father must be

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human as well. The goddess looked at me, eyes lazing.

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I see who you wish for it to be, but

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it cannot be so standing next to me, Bautista stiffened.

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So yeah, I am really really unsure here. It's like

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the fact that Bautista's a tiger is the thing, right

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like essensibly, but she would have probably picked Carl anyway.

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I think I think right like she would have tried

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even if Bautista were human. I feel I feel a

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real like weirdness about the fact that the goddess says,

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I sense who you wish it to be, Like she's

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reading her mind and kind of putting her on front

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street a little bit like maybe Katcha wasn't going to

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actually say Carl out loud, but that's what she feels,

470
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:09,639
and this Gooddess was just blowing up her whole spot.

471
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:16,719
But anyway, so yeah, and I was confused for a

472
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:21,000
minute about why it cannot be so, but yeah, Michael

473
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,800
is in the chat. Oh no, sorry, sarahm and saying

474
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:28,840
Carl is a primal, which must be the reason. But

475
00:34:29,079 --> 00:34:31,039
there was a moment for me of like, is it

476
00:34:31,199 --> 00:34:34,440
because of like she and Maria being inside him or whatever,

477
00:34:34,519 --> 00:34:39,800
But like, technically he's not human either either. So she

478
00:34:39,920 --> 00:34:46,639
goes for Louis and he says, yeah, all right, like

479
00:34:47,159 --> 00:34:52,000
I suppose why not. So she becomes pregnant and it's

480
00:34:52,039 --> 00:34:55,760
a boy, we find out spoilers, but this is when

481
00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:59,840
we see her entire right arm was gone all the

482
00:34:59,840 --> 00:35:02,639
way wight to the shoulder, her left leg was gone,

483
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,199
her right leg was gone up to the knee. She

484
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:10,800
was missing an ear as well, Like Holy shit. So

485
00:35:11,079 --> 00:35:14,280
we are able to get all of these cybernetic parts

486
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,400
that are you know, grafted on to her, so to speak.

487
00:35:18,960 --> 00:35:26,719
And Alithia impregnates her no problem, you know, with just

488
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:30,519
tapping three fingers on her stomach, and evidently she's gonna

489
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,920
be able to save all this stuff when she goes

490
00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:34,000
to surface. I sure hope that's true, that it works

491
00:35:34,039 --> 00:35:41,519
the way we expect. And she just vanishes, and I

492
00:35:41,679 --> 00:35:44,559
have no doubt that we'll like check in with her

493
00:35:45,159 --> 00:35:48,039
at some point. I'm really curious what it's all going

494
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:53,679
to be like. So at this point, Samantha yells, he's

495
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:58,280
not touching me anymore, bring me back, and Carl does

496
00:35:58,599 --> 00:36:02,960
indeed pull her back. There's a thing on the table

497
00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:05,880
remained a pair of items. One was Catcha's card from

498
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:09,280
the previous floor, the one depicting Annie the skull headed

499
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:12,880
bird doughnut took it. The second was a bra with

500
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:16,480
my own face on one cup and the words time

501
00:36:16,639 --> 00:36:21,079
to pay the Daddy tax on the other. And Ellie says,

502
00:36:21,119 --> 00:36:23,440
what the fuck Carl, And I'm like, why are you

503
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:26,519
yelling at him? Ellie? He didn't fucking make that. You

504
00:36:26,599 --> 00:36:28,519
know how this works, Get the hell out of here,

505
00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:33,599
but I can't imagine. But he's to already being jealous,

506
00:36:35,480 --> 00:36:38,320
Like if they fuck and he takes her top off

507
00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:44,119
and she's got this bra on, I have to assume

508
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:48,840
that that is really gonna kind of fuck the vibe up,

509
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:58,039
you know anyway, so uh oh. This is the moment

510
00:36:58,079 --> 00:37:00,639
where Samantha finds out that Louis is getting and divorce

511
00:37:00,679 --> 00:37:03,400
and of course starts to get quite aggressive with him,

512
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,400
and then Batista comes up and says, I know you

513
00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,280
think I was going to do something horrible or jealous.

514
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:16,119
I want you to know I almost did. I keep

515
00:37:16,159 --> 00:37:19,000
losing family, Carl. It makes me scared, and it makes

516
00:37:19,039 --> 00:37:22,760
me angry, and I know I am not considered human anymore,

517
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:26,360
and that is my great shame, especially today. But I

518
00:37:26,400 --> 00:37:28,920
would never do anything to hurt a brother like you,

519
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:36,000
and that rang true to me. You know, I really

520
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:40,400
believe him. I hope I'm right, and I love the

521
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:43,840
fact that he admits he almost did do those things.

522
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:47,440
It's not this is not a moment of him posturing

523
00:37:47,519 --> 00:37:51,199
and being like you thought the worst of me, and

524
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:55,159
I would never This is a very human, vulnerable moment

525
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:59,639
of like, yeah, I almost gave in because I am jealous,

526
00:38:00,039 --> 00:38:02,519
and I'll admit that and cop to it to the

527
00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:04,599
guy I'm jealous of, which is not an easy thing

528
00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:10,039
to do, you know. I just that earns a lot

529
00:38:10,039 --> 00:38:15,480
of respect from me. So he says, I looked at

530
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:18,960
the Kimars figure you have. He's one of the brothers

531
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,880
of Shale. He has a summoning time of the remainder

532
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:26,960
of the floor. Be careful with him. Is the summoning

533
00:38:27,039 --> 00:38:32,039
time the remainder of the floor. Is that how long

534
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:35,880
he is with you? Or is that how long it

535
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:45,719
takes for him to appear. Samantha recognizes his name and

536
00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:48,800
she says, he uh, Kimars. He was one of my

537
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:51,519
best friends. I met him when and she says, huh,

538
00:38:51,559 --> 00:38:54,199
that's weird. Why couldn't I remember that he's the one

539
00:38:54,199 --> 00:38:56,039
who gave me the potion that would put my baby

540
00:38:56,039 --> 00:38:58,480
in me when I couldn't get pregnant. We were friends.

541
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,000
He'd give me advice on who to date, who to see,

542
00:39:01,119 --> 00:39:05,760
and who to She floated off, muttering his mother. I

543
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,280
will kill his mother. So I feel like when she

544
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:13,199
says who to date, who to see, and who to kill,

545
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:18,960
is more than likely that third one. But I am

546
00:39:19,079 --> 00:39:22,039
really curious again, about what's going on with Samantha. I

547
00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:24,719
love the fact that, like Carl is so committed to

548
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:30,360
keeping her with them, and the idea of like leaving

549
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:35,039
her with Embres and getting into the stairwell, leaving her behind,

550
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,480
it's just not even gonna happen, you know. He's just like,

551
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:40,840
we'd never see her again. I don't want to do that,

552
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:43,280
And I was just like, I appreciate you, sir. I

553
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,599
know what Ellie said about, like, are what's the upside

554
00:39:47,679 --> 00:39:50,360
of Samantha? But like, honestly, there are a fair amount

555
00:39:50,400 --> 00:39:55,480
of upsides. She has been helpful in weird ways, and

556
00:39:55,079 --> 00:39:57,719
I just like her and I do feel for her.

557
00:39:58,039 --> 00:40:00,800
At the fact that she has been by so many

558
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:04,079
people that she ruins everything. I feel like the fact

559
00:40:04,119 --> 00:40:09,840
that they still want to be her friends might be

560
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:15,920
kind of a novel thing for her, you know. So

561
00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:26,440
they head down into the next stairwell and Mordecai he's

562
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:31,320
like he's out there drinking and they have to tell

563
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:34,199
him to go back into the safe room and he says,

564
00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:38,880
thank you Donut for setting that up. Uh, And yeah,

565
00:40:38,960 --> 00:40:41,960
I wonder if that helped it all, because sometimes it

566
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:45,880
can and sometimes it doesn't do much you know. So

567
00:40:46,800 --> 00:40:50,239
there were only two people left on the floor. One

568
00:40:50,360 --> 00:40:53,119
was Embras, who filled the world with fire. The second

569
00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:57,239
was Justice Light, who'd used a spell to hide his presence.

570
00:40:57,719 --> 00:41:00,760
When Juice Box jumped into the nothing, he had told

571
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,480
her he was going with her. He lied he needed

572
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:06,480
to be on this side of the veil to activate

573
00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:10,760
the trap. Juice Box would be fine if her short

574
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:17,480
time and then nothing didn't drive her mad. I'm sorry,

575
00:41:17,679 --> 00:41:19,760
but you can't just say those two things right next

576
00:41:19,760 --> 00:41:26,000
to each other. Like this was a moment for me

577
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:32,559
of maybe juice Bux was right not to trust crawlers,

578
00:41:32,679 --> 00:41:35,519
you know. I don't know, man, that's just fucked up

579
00:41:35,519 --> 00:41:39,360
to me. He's doing what he's gotta do. I guess,

580
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:43,559
but like, yikes, like he told her, if she managed

581
00:41:43,559 --> 00:41:46,079
to survive this next part, she would be reborn as

582
00:41:46,119 --> 00:41:53,199
the ultimate weapon to end this madness. I just the

583
00:41:53,280 --> 00:41:55,519
fact that he set her up and made her think

584
00:41:55,559 --> 00:42:00,599
he was going to and then he didn't. Ah, I

585
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:04,599
don't know, Justice, this is so fucked up. Part of

586
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:09,039
him felt that all his friends left in the dungeon

587
00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:11,639
could possibly suffer because of what he was about to do.

588
00:42:12,599 --> 00:42:16,400
Porthos knew the plan. The Apothecary knew the plan. He

589
00:42:16,559 --> 00:42:20,360
truly believed the survivors were up to the challenge, but

590
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:25,400
everything was about to get much more complicated. Most people

591
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,440
were about to take deals. Most of the former Carlers

592
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:30,840
were now on their way back to orbit. He took

593
00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:34,840
solace in that he took one last look around the

594
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:42,480
elaborate system of traps he'd never needed. And this reminds

595
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:44,920
me of the thing that Donut had said earlier about

596
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,039
how like you can't just tease people with something, and

597
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:51,079
she mentions the Christmas gift and that it's just a

598
00:42:51,119 --> 00:42:54,599
couple of romance novels, Karl, and you're building it all

599
00:42:54,679 --> 00:42:56,800
up and people are just going to be disappointed. And

600
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:01,360
I just couldn't help but laugh because I think like,

601
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:05,199
at this point, it has been told to us what

602
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:09,440
the presents are, But what I am more interested in

603
00:43:09,559 --> 00:43:13,320
now is like what it is that Carl is waiting for?

604
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,199
And I almost feel like, is he waiting until he's

605
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,559
out of the dungeon, or is he waiting until he's

606
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:22,320
like at rock bottom and he really needs a lift,

607
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:31,519
or what is going on there? You know? So the

608
00:43:31,559 --> 00:43:34,440
items that fell were a Bju ferry trap along with

609
00:43:34,519 --> 00:43:36,960
the thousands of threads that connected the fairies to the

610
00:43:36,960 --> 00:43:40,159
twelfth floor, and a demon trap along with the thousands

611
00:43:40,199 --> 00:43:42,360
of evicted demons, with the power to open a portal

612
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:44,400
back to Shale, if only they could find something to

613
00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:48,679
latch onto. What happened next was exactly what Justice Light

614
00:43:48,719 --> 00:43:52,320
had intended. He never got to see the next messages.

615
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,880
Four separate planes, all jumbled and confused, folded and moved

616
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:02,360
together together as the unbreakable lines of the Biju ferries tightened,

617
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:06,760
creating a flower pattern, before the darkness in the center

618
00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:10,800
of it all broke apart as the fire engulfed him,

619
00:44:11,000 --> 00:44:13,679
finally giving rest to a soul that had been so

620
00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:18,800
tired for such a very long time, Justice Light cawed

621
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:23,880
into the air. The Beiju trap has been deactivated. All

622
00:44:24,039 --> 00:44:27,599
Biju have been freed. The demon trap has deactivated. All

623
00:44:27,679 --> 00:44:31,840
captured evictive demons had been freed. The Nothing has been broken.

624
00:44:32,119 --> 00:44:35,559
The Nothing is currently draining into the halls of the Ascendency.

625
00:44:36,039 --> 00:44:39,199
The Nothing is currently draining into Shiol. The Nothing is

626
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:44,599
currently draining into Scolopendra's lair. Scolopendra stirs. It is advised

627
00:44:44,639 --> 00:44:49,639
all current guests at the Scolopendra Club. Evacuate immediately planet

628
00:44:49,679 --> 00:44:52,440
wide message Oh, I'm sorry, there's nowhere for you to go.

629
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:56,760
Be advised. The sixteenth floor, supposedly entitled Agony of Mirrors,

630
00:44:57,159 --> 00:45:00,000
is actually a giant empty room with a single miss

631
00:45:00,039 --> 00:45:02,639
rror in it, a non magical mirror plucked from an

632
00:45:02,679 --> 00:45:07,639
abandoned Motel sixth location in Boise, Idaho. As the sixteenth

633
00:45:07,679 --> 00:45:11,920
floor is currently outside the Scolopendra layers, any guest who

634
00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,679
wished to evacuate the Scolopendra Club should immediately proceed to

635
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,320
this location, where you will be safe from any impending attacks. Unfortunately,

636
00:45:21,559 --> 00:45:24,880
the seventeenth floor, called the Backstage Death Maze, is currently

637
00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,519
built and running. You will have to proceed through this

638
00:45:27,679 --> 00:45:31,159
level should you want to get to the sixteenth good

639
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:40,079
luck system message Scolopendra has awakened. My my, my, I

640
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:42,440
can't say that I even understand a lot of the

641
00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:49,559
implications of this. You know what I'm saying, Lake, Ah,

642
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:55,360
my god. You will have to proceed the step through

643
00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:59,159
the seventeenth floor should you want to get to the

644
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:05,280
sixteenth I don't understand how that works either. What does

645
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:08,280
that mean? How come for what? Why? Why are we

646
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:14,559
going in that direction because they're on the eighteenth right, Okay,

647
00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:17,840
I think that's right, guys, I get confused. It's a

648
00:46:17,920 --> 00:46:26,960
lot to keep trying. There's a lot. So we're just

649
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:31,119
about to have a bunch of preachers from the Nothing, fairies,

650
00:46:31,599 --> 00:46:42,239
demons and potentially gods as well, just fucking around. What

651
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:51,480
how and why exactly? Why does Justice Light want to

652
00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:54,239
do this so bad? He just wants to say fuck

653
00:46:54,280 --> 00:46:57,880
you to everybody, Like, as he mentions, it's going to

654
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:03,519
screw people in the the dungeon still quite a bit.

655
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:05,519
And he's like, I think they're up to it, and

656
00:47:05,559 --> 00:47:11,320
I'm like, I mean probably, but like why, what's why?

657
00:47:12,079 --> 00:47:15,719
And maybe as things go forward, I'll understand a little

658
00:47:15,719 --> 00:47:18,639
bit better his thinking here and I'll see that it's like,

659
00:47:19,599 --> 00:47:23,000
you know, I'll understand why he felt it outweighed that

660
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:33,800
effect perhaps. But yeah, So this is just so. The

661
00:47:33,840 --> 00:47:36,880
permanent portal into the Nothing was made from the now broken,

662
00:47:36,960 --> 00:47:40,280
blood soaked winding box from the Gate of the Feral Gods,

663
00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,679
the same portal Juice Box had just used to flee

664
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:48,719
the ninth floor, So that's what he had gotten hold

665
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,519
of in order to make all of this happen. So

666
00:47:51,599 --> 00:48:01,280
then we go into the epilogue and it's York and

667
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:04,239
what's going on with him in orbit on the ship.

668
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:10,000
He's writing poetry, very dissatisfied with a lot of it,

669
00:48:10,639 --> 00:48:18,960
and he is experiencing a really profound depression that is

670
00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,960
almost making it feel like why am I even alive?

671
00:48:25,599 --> 00:48:31,000
Like there's just a nothingness to him, and he keeps

672
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:35,199
asking himself like why don't I feel more? And it's

673
00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:39,920
him who killed all of those young orcs on that

674
00:48:40,039 --> 00:48:47,519
ship that enabled Victory to become prime minister. But he

675
00:48:47,719 --> 00:48:50,519
like the thing that he's judging himself about with that

676
00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,360
is that it really not only was it not difficult

677
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:58,199
for him, but that he was actually looking forward to

678
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:04,920
doing it and understands that's fucked up, but he can't

679
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:09,920
get himself to really feel that it's fucked up, and

680
00:49:10,519 --> 00:49:14,280
it bothers him, which I don't know if y'all have

681
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:17,000
ever been in this position yourselves, where there's something that

682
00:49:17,039 --> 00:49:20,599
you're like, I can see the reaction I'm having to

683
00:49:20,679 --> 00:49:24,000
this isn't normal, you know, but it is a really

684
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:28,360
strange feeling to be sort of outside yourself, going why

685
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:32,280
am I being a real weirdo? Right now, and not

686
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:37,360
responding the way I believe a rational or empathetic person

687
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:43,840
would respond. And it turns out that sometimes he'll like

688
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:46,559
read these aloud and just put it on the broadcast

689
00:49:46,639 --> 00:49:48,679
for everybody, and a lot of people have him blocked

690
00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:52,039
by now, which I do think is sort of hilarious.

691
00:49:55,119 --> 00:49:59,519
Let's see, the small yacht he destroyed had simply been vaporized.

692
00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:04,960
He kept trying to rearrange it in his mind, desperately

693
00:50:05,039 --> 00:50:07,519
attempting to frame it in a way where he felt something.

694
00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:13,360
He mourned his own lack of emotion, his own crawl

695
00:50:13,400 --> 00:50:16,760
seemed like such a distant memory. His entire hive had

696
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:19,400
entered the dungeon, and he recalled the anger he'd felt

697
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,239
at how they had been picked off one by one,

698
00:50:21,800 --> 00:50:24,280
and not just at that, but the realization that he'd

699
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:27,679
never really fit in and because of his own individuality,

700
00:50:28,079 --> 00:50:30,400
he never was part of a team, despite being part

701
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:33,320
of a hive, and because he was all alone, his

702
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:37,840
flailings against the bureaucratic alien machines that had subjugated him

703
00:50:38,119 --> 00:50:42,039
and his hive were impotent. The stronger he grew as

704
00:50:42,079 --> 00:50:47,039
a crawler, the weaker he felt, and the weaker he felt,

705
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:52,239
the angrier he became, and then somewhere around the ninth floor,

706
00:50:52,519 --> 00:50:56,360
a numbness spread. He knew this was something locked deep

707
00:50:56,400 --> 00:51:01,559
in his tenadera DNA. His warrior ants had been specifically

708
00:51:01,679 --> 00:51:06,320
bred to be without emotion. This was before they'd become civilized.

709
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,440
This lack of emotion would be required of any soldier

710
00:51:10,480 --> 00:51:12,920
whose duty it was to crack into an enemy hive

711
00:51:13,000 --> 00:51:16,119
and kill all the children within. And I thought that

712
00:51:16,239 --> 00:51:18,360
was really interesting, the fact that this is something that's

713
00:51:18,440 --> 00:51:22,239
like not necessarily just a product of trauma, because that's

714
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,079
definitely what I was assuming from the beginning of the

715
00:51:26,199 --> 00:51:30,239
chapter or epilogues, that he's just been through too much,

716
00:51:30,559 --> 00:51:40,400
you know. But evidently it's not that simple. Let's see,

717
00:51:40,639 --> 00:51:43,679
the newsfeeds had mentioned the fortunate death of the children

718
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,639
caught in the crossfire, but there was so much more

719
00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:49,440
happening all at once that barely registered a blip. Was

720
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,639
that it that this wasn't enough to break through the

721
00:51:51,679 --> 00:51:55,559
bindings that had grown around his heart like thorns. The

722
00:51:55,639 --> 00:51:59,159
news was focused on bigger stories, the new Prime Minister,

723
00:51:59,360 --> 00:52:01,599
the crash of the Dream Cruiser into the surface of

724
00:52:01,679 --> 00:52:04,519
Earth over the continent of Australia, and I was like,

725
00:52:04,639 --> 00:52:11,559
a word, what what the mass suicide of one of

726
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:15,519
the nebular colonies, which Victory did mention, I've forgotten to

727
00:52:15,559 --> 00:52:19,480
talk about that. Sorry, trying to stay I'm trying to

728
00:52:19,519 --> 00:52:23,000
stay focused, guys, but I am going to occasionally just

729
00:52:24,119 --> 00:52:28,199
slide right over things, especially when they're like political things.

730
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:32,599
But mostly at the moment, the talk was of the

731
00:52:32,639 --> 00:52:36,519
mantis system that had simply gone boom. This particular news

732
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:39,960
actually filled York with a strange, empty sense of satisfaction.

733
00:52:41,159 --> 00:52:46,239
The larger mantids hated his race, the Tenadera, and not

734
00:52:46,400 --> 00:52:50,800
nearly let's see, sorry, most mantids openly spoke of exterminating

735
00:52:50,840 --> 00:52:53,119
him in his kind as they could cross breed, and

736
00:52:53,159 --> 00:52:55,719
they feared what would happen should the tendonara mix en

737
00:52:55,840 --> 00:52:59,320
mass And he says they got what they deserve, but

738
00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:01,880
is just like, first of all, I don't really even

739
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:06,400
think that's true. And he's also just like, how the

740
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:09,800
fuck did that happen? They're like, I probably should be

741
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,559
worried about this. A message came across his screen. You

742
00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:17,440
have soldiers to load. They have arrived at the onboarding facility.

743
00:53:17,480 --> 00:53:24,800
Docking procedure incoming, and let's see. Oh right, this is

744
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:29,039
when Boomer calls him up and they go back and

745
00:53:29,079 --> 00:53:32,760
forth a little bit in an exchange that is sort

746
00:53:32,760 --> 00:53:40,719
of like a routine for them. By now, let's see

747
00:53:41,039 --> 00:53:44,079
on the news feed, a breaking news banner appeared, followed

748
00:53:44,079 --> 00:53:47,400
by the image of Porthos sitting behind a desk. York

749
00:53:47,480 --> 00:53:50,360
knew this video was actually shot a while ago because

750
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,039
he'd been there when Rosetta directed it, but it was

751
00:53:53,119 --> 00:53:56,840
timed to be released just now. On the screen, Porthos

752
00:53:56,880 --> 00:54:00,400
was announcing the formation of a new militant group, warning

753
00:54:00,440 --> 00:54:03,559
they would now be moving against all syndicate, governmental properties

754
00:54:03,559 --> 00:54:08,800
and systems across the known universe, and it ends with

755
00:54:09,039 --> 00:54:15,639
just basically like stop the crawler. Else a Boomer is saying,

756
00:54:15,679 --> 00:54:18,440
set aside four of the Kronos suits and a landing skiff,

757
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:20,400
we have a pregnant veteran on the surface who needs

758
00:54:20,440 --> 00:54:22,440
back up, and for the rest of us, it's time

759
00:54:22,480 --> 00:54:25,559
to bring the war out of the dungeon. Better warm

760
00:54:25,679 --> 00:54:29,639
up the lasers. At that moment, York did indeed feel

761
00:54:29,679 --> 00:54:37,559
something finally after all this time. And then we go

762
00:54:37,719 --> 00:54:44,360
to the Outreach Guild and it's we're back with Carl

763
00:54:45,039 --> 00:54:49,239
meeting with Quasar, who I've missed. I do really enjoy

764
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:56,440
him and Quasar. Long story short says that there's a

765
00:54:56,519 --> 00:55:00,880
few offers for Carl for deals, but they're really really bad.

766
00:55:01,280 --> 00:55:04,239
There's only one that's even like worth considering, and he

767
00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:08,119
knows that Carl is not going to take it. And

768
00:55:09,599 --> 00:55:12,519
you guys, there comes this point here where he's talking

769
00:55:12,599 --> 00:55:19,039
about Donut, and you know, Quasar is not able to

770
00:55:19,119 --> 00:55:24,360
tell Carl what Donut did until Carl makes his own choice, which,

771
00:55:24,360 --> 00:55:28,199
of course, there wasn't even a moment where I thought

772
00:55:28,360 --> 00:55:34,320
Donut would take a deal. Let's see, I'm trying to

773
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:38,519
find this bit where he uh, there was an audible ping.

774
00:55:39,519 --> 00:55:42,159
I thought maybe you'd also rep Donut, I said, after

775
00:55:42,199 --> 00:55:44,679
a moment he represented her before for some of the

776
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:48,440
contract stuff. He shrugged. I was hoping. So that's why

777
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,159
I wore this tie. I argued it because he's got

778
00:55:51,159 --> 00:55:53,440
a Mango tide. By the way, but they assigned her

779
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:58,039
another lawyer. Her name is Princess Chandra Esquire. Apparently her

780
00:55:58,079 --> 00:56:00,519
and Donut already had their meeting, and now that officially

781
00:56:00,559 --> 00:56:02,920
declined her offers, I can tell you she declined as well.

782
00:56:03,199 --> 00:56:06,039
I'm hearing there were some serious fireworks during their meeting,

783
00:56:06,079 --> 00:56:08,000
and not the good kind. We need to have a

784
00:56:08,039 --> 00:56:12,079
serious talk about her Dona's lawyer. I mean, I grunted,

785
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:17,360
why is she another cat girl? No worse, buddy, she's

786
00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:20,480
your new wife. And that's the end of that section.

787
00:56:20,639 --> 00:56:27,119
So no explanations, no ideas on my end. All I

788
00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:30,039
can think is that Karl made some deal and didn't

789
00:56:30,039 --> 00:56:33,440
read the fine print. And that's the best I can

790
00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,800
come up with. And I have no idea. I got nothing.

791
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:41,679
And then the last thing we do is we go

792
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:46,679
over to a character name is named Xander who runs

793
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:50,800
the equivalent of like a gas station, and he is

794
00:56:50,840 --> 00:56:56,079
in a spot where a lot of the crawler merch

795
00:56:56,199 --> 00:56:59,880
does quite well, but now that everything has gone completely

796
00:57:00,039 --> 00:57:02,320
off the rails, he's got a bunch of stuff that

797
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:07,320
he's going to need to unload somehow. And it's very

798
00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:11,440
funny because there's like an Uzi Jesus toy that can speak,

799
00:57:11,480 --> 00:57:13,639
and so he like confides in it as if he's

800
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:20,960
praying almost uh, and he explains about the fact that, like,

801
00:57:21,119 --> 00:57:24,079
I have this huge rent that I have to pay

802
00:57:24,079 --> 00:57:25,639
that I'm not going to be able to make the payments,

803
00:57:25,719 --> 00:57:28,800
YadA YadA, And of course, like personally, I have very

804
00:57:28,920 --> 00:57:33,840
limited sympathy for somebody who is making money off of

805
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:38,880
the merch from the crawl, but I can also recognize

806
00:57:39,159 --> 00:57:45,960
that's like, you know, yeah, like if you're not high

807
00:57:46,079 --> 00:57:50,000
up enough in the system to a point, you've got

808
00:57:50,119 --> 00:57:53,320
to fucking live. And so if this is something that's

809
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,760
like a money make for him, it doesn't seem like

810
00:57:55,800 --> 00:57:58,719
he's out here living it up. It seems like he's

811
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,519
just trying to get by. I also can sympathize there.

812
00:58:02,840 --> 00:58:06,199
So I'm kind of, uh, you know, what do you

813
00:58:06,239 --> 00:58:08,760
call it. I'm kind of back and forth on him.

814
00:58:10,719 --> 00:58:18,360
So he's UZI Jesus scratched himself in the head with

815
00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:20,639
his plastic gun. It went off of the pop and

816
00:58:20,679 --> 00:58:23,679
he put his hand to his temple. Dad, damn it.

817
00:58:24,639 --> 00:58:26,480
I'm so sorry, but the dad, damn it is such

818
00:58:26,519 --> 00:58:31,800
a bad joke, y'all. I'm gonna get indentured, Xander said, miserably.

819
00:58:32,119 --> 00:58:35,800
Do not kow tao, never kow tao. Raoul called, I

820
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:38,960
got it. You can start a church robot. UZI Jesus announced,

821
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:44,000
you'd be balling if you did it right. And this

822
00:58:44,039 --> 00:58:46,480
is when he gets interrupted by somebody being like, what

823
00:58:46,599 --> 00:58:50,840
is this? And he turns and there is a woman

824
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:54,119
standing here that can which confuses him because usually somebody

825
00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:56,639
pulls in there's a little alarm and he knows they're there,

826
00:58:56,679 --> 00:59:00,760
but she just appears out of nowhere, and at first

827
00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:04,559
is just like, that is an amazing costume. And then

828
00:59:04,599 --> 00:59:09,400
he's like, or wait, or is it? And she says,

829
00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:14,000
are you asking Heiress Goddess of Chaos if she's wearing

830
00:59:14,039 --> 00:59:20,440
a costume? And he just says yeah. She burst into laughter.

831
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:25,000
I'll show you a costume. She snapped her fingers and

832
00:59:25,119 --> 00:59:29,239
all the tentacles on Xander's face turned rigid. Each one

833
00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:35,320
started spewing a different liquid. Some of that liquid burned.

834
00:59:36,719 --> 00:59:40,679
Holy Mary, Mother of Me, robot Uzzi, Jesus said again,

835
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:44,199
a very terrible joke. And I just want to know

836
00:59:44,239 --> 00:59:47,800
why the gods have to be so like unfriendly. You know,

837
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:55,239
you could have just made it spray chocolate, you know,

838
00:59:56,639 --> 01:00:04,039
or a lovely perfume or any just anything, but no, no,

839
01:00:04,159 --> 01:00:11,480
we gotta be like this really honestly. And I will say, like,

840
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,639
I'm here at the kindle and I swiped to the

841
01:00:13,679 --> 01:00:20,119
next page and the logo for Squirtles Waystation is horrifying.

842
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:25,679
I really hate it. I uh, whoever did this go

843
01:00:25,760 --> 01:00:32,760
to jail? And what's becoming a really sucky trend. This

844
01:00:32,800 --> 01:00:35,840
is part of the uh note at the end from

845
01:00:35,960 --> 01:00:40,440
Matt Denneman. My best friend, Freddy the Labrador died during

846
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:46,239
the final days of writing this book, you guys, Freddy

847
01:00:46,559 --> 01:00:48,760
was there sitting by my feet while I wrote the

848
01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:52,079
vast majority of what you've read so far. Freddy began

849
01:00:52,199 --> 01:00:55,360
and ended each day with a furiously wagging tail, even

850
01:00:55,360 --> 01:00:58,119
when age made that difficult for him. He was my

851
01:00:58,239 --> 01:01:01,239
constant companion since he was a He was with me

852
01:01:01,320 --> 01:01:04,360
through some really dark times, lending his strength, and I

853
01:01:04,400 --> 01:01:06,159
am proud to have been there with him when he

854
01:01:06,199 --> 01:01:09,719
wagged his last wag. Even in his last moments, he

855
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:12,079
was checking on me to make certain I was okay.

856
01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:15,639
We don't deserve dogs. The world is a little less

857
01:01:15,639 --> 01:01:19,199
dirty and a little less amazing with him gone. And

858
01:01:19,360 --> 01:01:22,920
there's a picture of him, and he is a precious angel.

859
01:01:23,719 --> 01:01:27,280
He looks a lot like pip You guys. It really

860
01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:32,039
got me because like I know, Pippin's turning forward this year,

861
01:01:32,239 --> 01:01:35,840
you know, and they just it goes fast, and I

862
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:39,079
am really really dreading, but I'm just trying to enjoy

863
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:45,480
it while I got it. So yeah, this just I

864
01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:48,119
wanted to mention it because it's just I found it very,

865
01:01:48,199 --> 01:01:53,800
very touching, and I hope Matt gets himself a what

866
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,559
do they call it, a bridge dog. I think doesn't

867
01:01:55,559 --> 01:01:57,559
work because you're supposed to get a bridge dog before

868
01:01:57,559 --> 01:02:00,719
the first dog dies. But I know a lot of

869
01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:03,599
people can be very touchy about adopting again right after

870
01:02:03,639 --> 01:02:05,119
the death of a pet. But I really do think

871
01:02:05,159 --> 01:02:07,920
for the most like for the majority of people I've

872
01:02:07,960 --> 01:02:10,679
heard from, even though they didn't want to do it,

873
01:02:10,719 --> 01:02:14,400
when they did it, it helped a lot. Usually it

874
01:02:14,440 --> 01:02:17,119
was like their partner went and did it despite them

875
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:21,199
insisting like no, I'm not ready, and they realized like,

876
01:02:21,239 --> 01:02:24,320
oh I actually was and needed this, and I'm glad

877
01:02:24,360 --> 01:02:28,400
that my partner did not listen to me. So anyway,

878
01:02:28,599 --> 01:02:30,400
just something I think about as well. You know, now

879
01:02:30,440 --> 01:02:35,840
I've got two dogs, and it's just it's double the

880
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:38,760
joy but also potentially double the pain at some point.

881
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,039
So anyway, guys, I got to wrap up. Thank you

882
01:02:44,119 --> 01:02:46,119
guys again so much for hanging out with me. I

883
01:02:46,159 --> 01:02:49,840
am super excited to start parade of horribles. Very excited

884
01:02:50,400 --> 01:02:53,519
and thank you Michael for commissioning this one. Until next

885
01:02:53,559 --> 01:03:26,559
time did a loom motherfuckers that was an unspoiled network

886
01:03:26,719 --> 01:03:27,280
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