WEBVTT 1 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:17.120 Hey, everybody, welcome to Peak Shade. It's Tuesday, TLC Tuesday. 2 00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:21.359 I'm here with Kimberly. How does my peppy attitude strike you, 3 00:00:21.480 --> 00:00:28.679 Kimberly fake? How dare you? No? I'm excited. I thought 4 00:00:28.679 --> 00:00:33.119 this was a great episode. Normally the second to last 5 00:00:33.119 --> 00:00:36.799 one is the penultimate, but I thought this one had everything. 6 00:00:37.600 --> 00:00:40.600 Yeah, it did. It was a wild truth be told. 7 00:00:40.640 --> 00:00:42.679 I didn't watch last week's episode because I didn't have 8 00:00:42.719 --> 00:00:45.560 to recap it, so I just listened to you and 9 00:00:45.600 --> 00:00:50.000 Matt recap it and drag me by my hair and 10 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:51.719 the filth. 11 00:00:51.799 --> 00:00:55.119 But that's okay, so we do because we love It 12 00:00:55.159 --> 00:00:56.240 was like a roast. 13 00:00:57.000 --> 00:00:57.840 Yeah it was. It was. 14 00:00:57.960 --> 00:01:03.840 It was like them roasting him plaid, except except that 15 00:01:04.040 --> 00:01:04.959 wasn't really a roast. 16 00:01:04.959 --> 00:01:07.040 That was just like, we love you, Kim. 17 00:01:07.640 --> 00:01:14.719 Then yesterday roasted. Yeah, Kim, you have so many ATVs roasted. 18 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.599 I love your sports. 19 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:23.840 I will say that at the end of the recap 20 00:01:23.879 --> 00:01:26.959 that I did of uh season three, Welcome to platfor 21 00:01:27.040 --> 00:01:29.519 the rewatch over on Pink Shade Prime that we're doing. 22 00:01:29.959 --> 00:01:31.439 At the end of it, Ke, She's like, oh, I 23 00:01:31.519 --> 00:01:34.280 kind of have something to like rag on you about 24 00:01:34.319 --> 00:01:36.400 I was like, you know what, just go ahead just 25 00:01:36.799 --> 00:01:39.840 because you know what add it on, Like, why not, 26 00:01:40.040 --> 00:01:43.319 let's just go ahead and say, every single person that 27 00:01:43.400 --> 00:01:45.439 hosts with me, you know, let's call Amy Archer. Let's 28 00:01:45.439 --> 00:01:49.719 see what she's got to say, because everybody wanna. But 29 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:54.040 her roast was just that she and her husband were 30 00:01:54.040 --> 00:01:55.519 at the movie. She did they go They go to 31 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:56.680 the movies like once a week. 32 00:01:57.959 --> 00:01:59.519 Do they have like a special pass? 33 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:02.480 I don't. I don't know that day. 34 00:02:02.959 --> 00:02:04.159 It's so expensive. 35 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:08.319 I think they do have like a season pass and 36 00:02:08.360 --> 00:02:11.000 they go every week and they see everything. So it's 37 00:02:11.039 --> 00:02:14.960 a horror movie, it's an Oscar winning movie, they see everything. 38 00:02:15.080 --> 00:02:15.759 I love that. 39 00:02:18.000 --> 00:02:18.919 Yeah. 40 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:23.280 Well with her, and I think her like gay Vestie 41 00:02:23.360 --> 00:02:25.960 goes as well. Oh I think it's a I think 42 00:02:26.000 --> 00:02:29.319 it's a three way day. But yeah, it's fine. But 43 00:02:29.879 --> 00:02:33.960 she said there was a preview for the Billie Eilish 44 00:02:34.280 --> 00:02:39.280 movie that's coming up, the James Cameron directed concert film, 45 00:02:39.599 --> 00:02:43.039 and uh, she's like, you know, and James leaned over 46 00:02:43.319 --> 00:02:45.680 to ask me. He started to say, do you think 47 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.479 and she's like, don't even of course Mary Payne knows 48 00:02:48.479 --> 00:02:50.199 about it. Blah blah blah. I was like yeah, like 49 00:02:50.280 --> 00:02:53.479 Billy Elis says, right here, that's Billy here in my office. 50 00:02:53.560 --> 00:02:56.159 You can see her. A listener sent me that it's 51 00:02:56.159 --> 00:02:58.159 a doll, it's a Billie Eilish barbie. 52 00:02:58.840 --> 00:02:59.520 That's awesome. 53 00:03:00.400 --> 00:03:04.560 I uh, I didn't take that as a slam. I 54 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:06.120 was like, that's the slam. 55 00:03:05.800 --> 00:03:09.759 Slam at all that is. I was like, that's ridiculous. 56 00:03:09.960 --> 00:03:14.879 I was like, oh, okay, do better be meaner Keisha, 57 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:18.039 because I'm always trying to raise my level to be 58 00:03:18.159 --> 00:03:22.080 a Keisha level snark. Yeah, this just lowered us down 59 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.280 to the bottom. We're back in the gutter where we're 60 00:03:24.680 --> 00:03:29.360 the opposite. We're up in the heavens being angelic and kind. 61 00:03:30.000 --> 00:03:34.000 That's not what we do here. That's the gutter. 62 00:03:34.240 --> 00:03:36.800 That was a kim Plath roast, like, look at that girl. 63 00:03:36.840 --> 00:03:42.159 She likes Billie Eilish. I was like, okay, sure, yeah. 64 00:03:42.199 --> 00:03:45.319 And to answer that question, yeah, I mean the pre 65 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:47.759 sale stuff has been out for the movie, but the 66 00:03:47.800 --> 00:03:51.199 movie's in three D, and I just don't think that's 67 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:55.240 for me. I just think that it'll go probably also 68 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:58.680 put it out regular and then I'll probably also come 69 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:02.000 to my television. I would like to go see it 70 00:04:02.039 --> 00:04:03.759 in the theater. I think it would be great, but 71 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:05.840 I just I can't do the three D. 72 00:04:06.319 --> 00:04:08.840 I can't do Okay, Yeah, I regret that I did 73 00:04:08.919 --> 00:04:14.199 not go see Taylor's movie in the theater. Yeah, I 74 00:04:14.240 --> 00:04:17.000 think that would have been fun to be around all 75 00:04:17.000 --> 00:04:18.040 the teens. 76 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:20.199 Screaming with them, and there were ten that I was 77 00:04:20.279 --> 00:04:20.800 one of them. 78 00:04:21.199 --> 00:04:23.680 There would have been some like minded elders. 79 00:04:23.279 --> 00:04:32.000 Like you, and in the handicap section. Yes, but I 80 00:04:32.040 --> 00:04:34.879 do like watching in the privacy of my home where 81 00:04:34.920 --> 00:04:37.360 I can sing and cry and. 82 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:39.120 It's around and all the things. 83 00:04:39.279 --> 00:04:40.680 Yeah, exactly. 84 00:04:41.560 --> 00:04:44.800 I did tell you that Billy is going to Maybe 85 00:04:44.879 --> 00:04:47.839 it was in talks for a movie, like an acting movie, 86 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:49.120 but I can't remember what it was. 87 00:04:49.560 --> 00:04:52.040 She's been in a she's she's been in a couple 88 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:55.120 and whenever, you know, it's small roles and whatever she's 89 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:58.639 in something, it's always reviewed, Oh, like a leading role 90 00:04:59.120 --> 00:05:02.759 for her. Yeah, yeah, you know. I love her. I 91 00:05:02.800 --> 00:05:08.319 love her, and nobody else needs to send me the 92 00:05:08.399 --> 00:05:11.199 Justin Bieber thing from Coachella. I got it, I got it. 93 00:05:11.480 --> 00:05:13.319 I watched the whole thing. I've watched the whole performance. 94 00:05:13.319 --> 00:05:16.120 I've watched from the sidelines with Hailey Bieber pushing her 95 00:05:16.120 --> 00:05:17.240 own stage, like I've seen the. 96 00:05:17.160 --> 00:05:19.879 Whole thing, pushing her own stage. 97 00:05:20.279 --> 00:05:24.360 Well, Justin Bieber was singing just one lonely Girl. Okay, 98 00:05:24.439 --> 00:05:27.079 I guess normally what he does is he calls a 99 00:05:27.120 --> 00:05:29.319 girl from the audience on stage, or maybe that's what 100 00:05:29.439 --> 00:05:30.959 he did in his teeny propper day. So he was 101 00:05:31.000 --> 00:05:33.839 like he was the whole concert was him singing along 102 00:05:33.879 --> 00:05:38.639 to like his old videos like HERMONI with his younger self. Okay, 103 00:05:40.120 --> 00:05:42.240 I think this is a healing process for him through 104 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:46.759 his Yeah, okay, you know, it's my understanding of the situation. 105 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:51.120 And anyway, so Billy was on the sidelines with Hailey Bieber, 106 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:58.279 her mom Phineas and his fiancee Claudia and her boyfriend, uh, 107 00:05:58.600 --> 00:06:04.759 Julie Alish's boyfriend and Nate nat unclear. Anyway, they were 108 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:07.839 over there and when he pulled like the stool out 109 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:11.839 like somebody should come on, Haley like pushed Billy like 110 00:06:11.920 --> 00:06:13.959 through the barrier, and they like made her go on 111 00:06:14.040 --> 00:06:17.240 stage to be the just one littlely girl. But she 112 00:06:17.279 --> 00:06:19.160 couldn't like get up to even where he was. She 113 00:06:19.240 --> 00:06:21.480 was like laying on the ground. So he was like 114 00:06:21.560 --> 00:06:23.000 up on the stage up here, so he was like 115 00:06:23.040 --> 00:06:26.040 singing and looking for her, but he could because he 116 00:06:26.079 --> 00:06:27.680 knew probably she was supposed to be up there when 117 00:06:27.680 --> 00:06:29.480 he couldn't spy. And when he went up to her 118 00:06:29.519 --> 00:06:32.199 and like grabbed her, he was like, I couldn't find you. 119 00:06:32.720 --> 00:06:35.560 And she's like laying on the ground, crawling, like refusing 120 00:06:35.600 --> 00:06:37.800 to like, you know, it's such a you know, the 121 00:06:37.839 --> 00:06:40.360 little videos of her being like, you know when I 122 00:06:40.360 --> 00:06:43.600 get older and she's like ten, yeah, she's you know, 123 00:06:43.639 --> 00:06:45.680 when I get older. I just think if ever I 124 00:06:45.680 --> 00:06:47.839 have a boyfriend, it'll just be ruined for me because 125 00:06:47.879 --> 00:06:50.439 of Justin Bieber. You know, it was like a whole 126 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:52.560 And even when she got famous and she would be 127 00:06:52.600 --> 00:06:55.439 asked about Justin Bieber, she would be just like, no, 128 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:56.920 I can't talk about him. 129 00:06:57.040 --> 00:07:01.199 You know, like how she was so you know as 130 00:07:01.240 --> 00:07:04.319 you are. That's how Haley and she married him. 131 00:07:04.720 --> 00:07:10.639 Right, Billy was just a little late. Yeah. So anyway, 132 00:07:10.839 --> 00:07:12.639 everyone I like to be I appreciate it. 133 00:07:12.720 --> 00:07:16.720 And on stages, I like, someone will post a montage 134 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:18.399 of people falling on stages. 135 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:20.279 I think that's kind of funny. 136 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:23.959 Falling like you mean and hurting themselves. 137 00:07:23.800 --> 00:07:27.120 Not when they're hurting themselves. But it's like America's funniest 138 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:27.839 toe movies. 139 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:34.480 Oh, celebrity version. I do like some poopers. 140 00:07:35.040 --> 00:07:37.240 I don't because some of those people really like fully 141 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:39.439 like break their whole leg and stuff. 142 00:07:40.120 --> 00:07:43.519 Yeah see, I just am a horrible person and I laugh. 143 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:47.519 I have a question. So every time I see you've 144 00:07:47.600 --> 00:07:52.279 changed your background. Okay, So now we have umbrellas, whereas 145 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:56.480 last week we had an elephant, yeah, okay above you 146 00:07:56.519 --> 00:08:01.399 and did say something about live lovely no evidence or something. 147 00:08:01.720 --> 00:08:03.959 Live lafe leave no evidence okay. 148 00:08:04.120 --> 00:08:05.560 And then what does it say above you? 149 00:08:05.600 --> 00:08:10.000 Now it says didn't scream in public? And then a 150 00:08:10.079 --> 00:08:12.160 ribbon like a trophy ribbon. 151 00:08:12.360 --> 00:08:16.000 Oh okay, all right. I'm always interested in what it is. 152 00:08:16.040 --> 00:08:20.240 It's always something to forget that you didn't scream in public. 153 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:24.800 I made a Facebook post today. I made a Facebook 154 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:28.600 post today, but it was on my Oh my god, 155 00:08:28.639 --> 00:08:31.480 I pulled it Facebook. Is that tailor guy from Welcome 156 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.039 to flathil was the first thing that popped up? 157 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:36.720 Oh god, I did think about that. 158 00:08:37.200 --> 00:08:41.600 Yeah, I did a Facebook post today on my regular thing. 159 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:43.720 So I don't like accept people to be my friends 160 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:46.600 on Facebook because I don't look at it enough and 161 00:08:46.759 --> 00:08:48.600 you know, so I just do like if you want 162 00:08:48.600 --> 00:08:51.000 to get me tagging me on pink shade. So this 163 00:08:51.080 --> 00:08:55.559 is my personal one that really is there a guys, 164 00:08:56.159 --> 00:08:59.480 I'm very what and guns is that what you said? 165 00:08:59.879 --> 00:09:02.039 I said, she's very popular. Guys. 166 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:05.879 No, it's just that I don't post a lot on 167 00:09:05.919 --> 00:09:06.840 Facebook and. 168 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:10.320 They don't either. Facebook is so annoying, it's horrible. 169 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:14.080 And I know some podcasters that just like say yes 170 00:09:14.120 --> 00:09:17.159 and just have like twenty thousand friends or something crazy 171 00:09:17.200 --> 00:09:20.320 on Facebook, and I'm like, not just how like anyway? 172 00:09:20.679 --> 00:09:23.480 And I end up like just hiding people anyway because 173 00:09:23.480 --> 00:09:25.720 that the political stuff gets so upsetting. But yeah, I 174 00:09:25.720 --> 00:09:30.000 would like to read you when I wrote today and 175 00:09:30.000 --> 00:09:32.159 there's a picture of Michael Stipe here and it says 176 00:09:33.600 --> 00:09:36.279 today I talked to some Jehovah's witnesses on my porch 177 00:09:36.360 --> 00:09:39.200 for fifteen minutes. I let them know I already had 178 00:09:39.200 --> 00:09:41.279 a church, but I appreciate them wanting to talk about 179 00:09:41.279 --> 00:09:43.399 the Bible. I let them know they're not going to 180 00:09:43.480 --> 00:09:45.600 convert me, but I'm not trying to be rude or anything. 181 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.440 They asked me if I understood that it was the 182 00:09:48.600 --> 00:09:51.279 end of days and how I was feeling about that, 183 00:09:52.320 --> 00:09:55.720 I said, as I was in my bathrobe, I said, well, 184 00:09:56.559 --> 00:09:58.559 I will continue to vote and try to raise my 185 00:09:58.639 --> 00:10:01.039 children to be good people, but I'm not so concerned 186 00:10:01.039 --> 00:10:04.399 about the rapture as it were. I said, I can't 187 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:06.200 live my life being concerned about the end of days, 188 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:07.679 or I just wouldn't get out of bed in the morning, 189 00:10:08.000 --> 00:10:10.200 and you know, life goes on. They looked at me 190 00:10:10.240 --> 00:10:13.639 skeptically and complimented me on how young I look to 191 00:10:13.639 --> 00:10:14.919 have children in their twenties. 192 00:10:17.159 --> 00:10:17.919 I love it. 193 00:10:18.440 --> 00:10:22.360 A compliment is always appreciated. But you're still but you're 194 00:10:22.360 --> 00:10:24.679 still not going to get me. Thank you, but you're 195 00:10:24.679 --> 00:10:27.600 still not getting me anyway. I just want all of 196 00:10:27.639 --> 00:10:28.960 you to know it's the end of the world as 197 00:10:29.000 --> 00:10:32.360 we know it, and I feel fine. And I've got 198 00:10:32.360 --> 00:10:34.600 a picture of Michael Stype saying that's me in the 199 00:10:34.639 --> 00:10:38.919 corner losing my religion. So this actually happened to me 200 00:10:38.960 --> 00:10:40.600 this morning. I was in my robe and I have 201 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:44.360 a no soliciting sign on my doorbell for this very reason, 202 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:48.720 and ding dong. So I looked at uring camera and 203 00:10:48.759 --> 00:10:51.679 it's two elderly ladies standing there. 204 00:10:52.279 --> 00:10:54.200 Elderly, not young men. 205 00:10:55.279 --> 00:11:01.000 This is Jehovah's witness Joe, not Mormons. I would have 206 00:11:01.000 --> 00:11:03.240 talked to the warm as too, as you know, and 207 00:11:03.799 --> 00:11:07.120 they skid daddle a little faster. You're so, then the 208 00:11:07.200 --> 00:11:10.080 Jehovah's witnesses don't ski daddle. This is not my first 209 00:11:10.159 --> 00:11:11.919 run in with the Jehovah's witnesses coming to. 210 00:11:11.879 --> 00:11:14.360 My door and answer. 211 00:11:15.360 --> 00:11:19.639 The dogs were going bananas, bananas, and Dave was like 212 00:11:19.720 --> 00:11:22.639 on a work call. Now he has two doors between where, 213 00:11:22.840 --> 00:11:24.360 you know, But I could tell he was going to 214 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:26.799 be like, get those fucking dogs stuff marking. They were't 215 00:11:26.799 --> 00:11:31.240 gonna stop marking till the people walked away, So excuse me. 216 00:11:31.360 --> 00:11:35.360 I walked out there in my robe, okay, hair and 217 00:11:35.360 --> 00:11:39.879 a ponytail, dirty, and I was like hi, And you know, 218 00:11:39.919 --> 00:11:41.840 the ladies were perfectly nice. They had a little piece 219 00:11:41.840 --> 00:11:43.519 of paper. They wanted to talk to me about this 220 00:11:43.600 --> 00:11:46.600 certain Bible verse about like you know that we're at 221 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:48.759 the end of the days. It was something in Timothy 222 00:11:49.360 --> 00:11:51.080 It's at the end of days, and it was all 223 00:11:51.200 --> 00:11:55.120 about men puffing up their chests and having too much power, 224 00:11:55.279 --> 00:11:57.399 and you know, it described a lot of what's going 225 00:11:57.399 --> 00:11:59.840 on in the world. But you could also a t 226 00:12:00.080 --> 00:12:03.639 beat that to twenty years ago in politics, or forty 227 00:12:03.720 --> 00:12:06.799 years before that in politics, or lots of you know 228 00:12:07.080 --> 00:12:08.000 the history. 229 00:12:07.679 --> 00:12:12.159 Of men, man and men, the Nazis, I mean Hitler. 230 00:12:12.279 --> 00:12:14.399 That seems to kind of go there with. 231 00:12:14.360 --> 00:12:15.200 What I should have said. 232 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:18.039 I already knew it was the end of days. There's 233 00:12:18.080 --> 00:12:23.879 this lady named Molly on ninety day fiance. Yeah, yeah, 234 00:12:24.320 --> 00:12:27.000 so I just st rise to our television. 235 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:34.480 Nothing to locus her next frogs falling for this guy. 236 00:12:35.000 --> 00:12:38.039 So I just let them know that I wasn't worried 237 00:12:38.039 --> 00:12:40.279 about it. And I said, you know, if I worried 238 00:12:40.279 --> 00:12:41.960 about that, I wouldn't get out of bed. She was 239 00:12:42.000 --> 00:12:43.759 showing me on her phone. She was clicking through her 240 00:12:43.759 --> 00:12:46.039 Bible verses on the phone and letting me know. And 241 00:12:46.039 --> 00:12:48.399 then she said I seemed like a happy, positive person. 242 00:12:48.440 --> 00:12:54.159 I was like, girl, Yeah, I said, well, I appreciate that. 243 00:12:54.320 --> 00:12:56.799 She pulled out a scripture that said this scripture had 244 00:12:56.840 --> 00:13:00.200 just come to her regarding me. She wanted to show 245 00:13:00.240 --> 00:13:02.679 it to me and share it with me. I can't 246 00:13:02.679 --> 00:13:06.159 remember what it was. I said, that's great. Think again, 247 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:09.240 you're not gonna get me, and you can tell me 248 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:10.840 and my I mean, can you believe you've seen me 249 00:13:11.039 --> 00:13:14.120 what I look like, hair and ponytail, not washed in 250 00:13:14.120 --> 00:13:16.919 a bathroom. You've seen me here on this it's not cute. 251 00:13:17.320 --> 00:13:21.559 And she's like, you're very cute, and I can't believe 252 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:24.200 you have children in their twenties. I was like, okay, 253 00:13:24.440 --> 00:13:29.240 So anyway, as I bid them goodbye, you know, I 254 00:13:29.320 --> 00:13:32.879 just said thanks for coming. I'm never gonna not talk 255 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:35.200 to somebody if they want to. I said, I'm Southern 256 00:13:35.320 --> 00:13:37.759 and with the church growing up. 257 00:13:38.039 --> 00:13:43.679 And if someone knocks on my door, I fall to 258 00:13:43.799 --> 00:13:48.519 the floor like there's a drive by shooting happening. I 259 00:13:48.559 --> 00:13:52.240 don't care if it's someone I know, you're a neighbor, 260 00:13:52.279 --> 00:13:54.879 someone in need for me to call nine one one. 261 00:13:55.639 --> 00:13:59.279 I dropped to the door and I crawl under my 262 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:01.480 bed so they don't know I'm. 263 00:14:02.080 --> 00:14:03.399 Crawl under your bed. 264 00:14:06.320 --> 00:14:07.879 Stay low, Stay low. 265 00:14:08.279 --> 00:14:11.159 That is so well. Normally I do that because from 266 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:13.159 the front door where I was sitting at the kitchen table, 267 00:14:13.279 --> 00:14:15.120 if you looked through the little side slats at the 268 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:17.440 front door, your little windows on the side, you could 269 00:14:17.480 --> 00:14:19.360 see me if you looked in. So I usually just 270 00:14:19.399 --> 00:14:23.240 do a little lean to the right. But because the 271 00:14:23.279 --> 00:14:25.000 dogs I would just let the dogs go crazy, but 272 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:29.080 because Dave was working, I went out there. So when 273 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:31.000 I came in and told David Anna about this, they 274 00:14:31.000 --> 00:14:33.240 were like, oh, were you on the porch? I didn't 275 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:33.559 even know. 276 00:14:33.799 --> 00:14:36.320 I literally could have been kidnapped. They had I was 277 00:14:36.399 --> 00:14:40.840 being converted. Thanks for helping me, guys. I would like 278 00:14:40.919 --> 00:14:45.720 to tell you about this Bible verse that I invoke 279 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:47.960 when I learned that you didn't even notice I was 280 00:14:48.000 --> 00:14:50.720 missing from the home for several minutes. 281 00:14:50.840 --> 00:14:52.200 I don't think any I don't think I have any 282 00:14:52.240 --> 00:14:55.080 listeners that are Johoah's witnesses, but I have to tell 283 00:14:55.080 --> 00:14:58.759 you that's you might. They don't. They don't really take 284 00:14:58.799 --> 00:15:01.440 no for an answer, like you're like you could say, 285 00:15:02.080 --> 00:15:05.720 I am Jewish and I don't believe in any of 286 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:07.679 this that you're saying, But thank you for stopping by. 287 00:15:07.720 --> 00:15:10.399 They're not going to stop. They're not going to stop, 288 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:13.279 and they are elderly. I want to say, how do 289 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:16.039 you feel about Prince? How do you feel about Michael Jackson? 290 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:20.200 Didn't work out for them. 291 00:15:18.519 --> 00:15:21.600 Just saying good point, just saying. 292 00:15:22.919 --> 00:15:24.440 Fun fact also had a good point. 293 00:15:24.720 --> 00:15:26.320 They were both Jehovah's witnesses. 294 00:15:26.679 --> 00:15:30.519 Yeah, it's good for it didn't turn out for them. 295 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:30.960 That's sad. 296 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:34.360 It is sad. I'm saying they're no longer. 297 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:38.039 Well, they'll say, because they celebrated birthdays and did all 298 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:39.240 the things you're not supposed to do. 299 00:15:40.279 --> 00:15:42.200 Maybe they had a blood transfusion. You're not allowed to 300 00:15:42.200 --> 00:15:46.080 have that either. Oh if I didn't have that blood 301 00:15:46.120 --> 00:15:48.399 when I was in the hospital July, I might not 302 00:15:48.519 --> 00:15:50.240 be with us anymore. So I could have talked to 303 00:15:50.360 --> 00:15:50.799 about that. 304 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:54.080 Yeah, you should have told them about your aneurysm. 305 00:15:54.159 --> 00:15:56.240 I couldn't have just been on the porch looking like 306 00:15:56.279 --> 00:16:01.120 I could not possibly have children in their twenties. Literally, 307 00:16:01.159 --> 00:16:04.320 I'm like, ladies, so transparent, Come on now, you. 308 00:16:04.320 --> 00:16:07.519 Should have just told them about your beauty regimen and 309 00:16:07.600 --> 00:16:09.720 your germrisology tricks. 310 00:16:10.960 --> 00:16:15.840 I give photos every five months, No, God, bless. I mean, 311 00:16:15.840 --> 00:16:18.120 they pulled up and parked in front of my house, 312 00:16:18.279 --> 00:16:21.559 and then four of them went in different directions, and 313 00:16:21.639 --> 00:16:24.279 so then my house was the last one because we're 314 00:16:24.279 --> 00:16:25.679 at the top of the cul de Sacs. So I 315 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:28.159 guess they decided to split up and then meet back 316 00:16:28.200 --> 00:16:30.080 where the car was, which is in front of my house, 317 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:33.080 and they were like, we'll get this house and then 318 00:16:33.120 --> 00:16:34.720 we'll meet you back at the car. I just waved 319 00:16:34.720 --> 00:16:36.240 at the other ones and went back in the house. 320 00:16:36.799 --> 00:16:38.000 It's just so odd. 321 00:16:39.320 --> 00:16:43.840 I just don't understand religions try to recruit people. 322 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:47.159 But yeah, the Mormons are nice. Mormons are nice. They'll 323 00:16:47.200 --> 00:16:48.799 chat with you like, oh, do you like the area? Like, 324 00:16:48.840 --> 00:16:51.639 they'll chat they're not they'll take no for an answer 325 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:55.879 and then they'll just be chatty. But the Jonas Witnesses, no, 326 00:16:56.240 --> 00:16:58.039 they're going to get you a hook er bar. 327 00:16:59.600 --> 00:17:04.079 Yeah, you're like, I'm actually really busy with my MLM 328 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:07.720 and my quiver full right now, so yes. 329 00:17:07.720 --> 00:17:11.160 I don't. I can't add another thing to my plate. 330 00:17:12.039 --> 00:17:14.640 Have you heard of the IBLP? Do you know about that? 331 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:15.640 Have you heard of the PLAT? 332 00:17:15.759 --> 00:17:17.799 That's really taken up all my time right now. 333 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:23.079 Anyway, for Joe's witness, no offense. But they didn't get 334 00:17:23.119 --> 00:17:27.680 me today. Okay, no, maybe next time the day, not today. 335 00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:29.400 I'm going to get a lot of shit for this. 336 00:17:29.559 --> 00:17:34.279 Do you think, No, you're not saying anything bad. They 337 00:17:34.319 --> 00:17:37.039 couldn't have been nicer for an answer. They couldn't talk 338 00:17:37.160 --> 00:17:38.680 to them. She was very nice to them. 339 00:17:39.240 --> 00:17:41.400 They had some great points about the end of days, 340 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:42.640 but I'm not buying it. 341 00:17:42.720 --> 00:17:44.400 So yeah, there we go. 342 00:17:45.079 --> 00:17:46.759 If it happens, it happens, I'll be surprised. 343 00:17:47.079 --> 00:17:50.039 Okay, I don't know why you'd be surprised. Just look 344 00:17:50.039 --> 00:17:52.839 out your window. It's pretty obvious. 345 00:17:53.519 --> 00:17:55.680 The first thing she said was, you know, are you 346 00:17:55.759 --> 00:17:57.839 depressed about like what's going on in the world today. 347 00:17:58.000 --> 00:17:59.920 So then I thought, oh, she's here to talk to 348 00:18:00.039 --> 00:18:03.079 me about voting right now, which I already had that 349 00:18:03.119 --> 00:18:05.839 girl a few days ago, and I've already chatted with 350 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:10.119 that girl on my porch for two seconds only, And 351 00:18:10.759 --> 00:18:13.880 I said, yeah, it's pretty crazy. And then I saw 352 00:18:13.920 --> 00:18:17.079 her little piece of paper that said JW dot com 353 00:18:17.559 --> 00:18:20.119 Jehovah's Witnesses dot com. She kept telling me to scan 354 00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.119 the QR code. I was like, if you think I'm 355 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:26.000 scanning that QR code, lady, you got another. 356 00:18:25.599 --> 00:18:30.559 Thing, Like my phone's algorithm is exactly where I want it. 357 00:18:30.559 --> 00:18:34.039 It's Billie Eilish and it is behind the scenes of 358 00:18:34.440 --> 00:18:35.400 ninety Day Fiance. 359 00:18:35.759 --> 00:18:37.920 It's Platville. That's all I need. 360 00:18:38.519 --> 00:18:44.599 Does Forrest have teeth and it's not. I can't mess 361 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:45.480 it up with religion. 362 00:18:45.880 --> 00:18:48.480 Big topic of discussion today, Big. 363 00:18:48.759 --> 00:18:53.200 This threads that we have with the podcasters about Forrest's teeth. 364 00:18:53.720 --> 00:18:56.000 It was really only a few of us. I noticed 365 00:18:56.079 --> 00:18:58.079 Jake and Matt did not weigh in yet. 366 00:19:00.000 --> 00:19:01.680 I touched you with Mad about something else, and I 367 00:19:01.720 --> 00:19:03.640 was like, he's not even to eat any care. He's 368 00:19:03.640 --> 00:19:05.559 over it. It's almost over. He said, he's moving on 369 00:19:05.599 --> 00:19:06.319 to the next. 370 00:19:07.519 --> 00:19:09.319 I was going to let you guys have it, and 371 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:12.160 then I really wanted to weigh in because you did 372 00:19:12.200 --> 00:19:13.839 send some compelling footage. 373 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:15.720 Yeah, back up your claim. 374 00:19:15.480 --> 00:19:18.519 That Forrest doesn't have teeth, but I still think those 375 00:19:18.519 --> 00:19:20.799 are teeth and not gums. 376 00:19:22.079 --> 00:19:26.039 Okay, well, I'm not going to post the compelling footage 377 00:19:26.039 --> 00:19:28.400 because that would be in bad taste. 378 00:19:28.480 --> 00:19:30.359 Kim from Craig Cray agrees with me. 379 00:19:32.519 --> 00:19:34.319 She said she had been waiting all morning for my 380 00:19:34.359 --> 00:19:36.519 evidence that I told her last night I'm going to 381 00:19:36.559 --> 00:19:38.480 send my evidence, and I did. I mean, I spent 382 00:19:38.720 --> 00:19:41.200 way longer recording my television than I should have. 383 00:19:41.440 --> 00:19:44.519 Yeah, it was good, especially knowing how you feel about 384 00:19:44.519 --> 00:19:47.759 teeth and how challenging that topic for you is. 385 00:19:47.799 --> 00:19:49.799 If they are not good teeth. 386 00:19:52.200 --> 00:19:54.680 There was just any teeth. I just need any teeth. 387 00:19:54.759 --> 00:19:57.279 I just need teeth to be had. That's what I need. 388 00:19:57.279 --> 00:20:01.440 I need teeths to be present and sometimes, like you 389 00:20:01.480 --> 00:20:04.880 know an example of teeth, like beer Cans got terrible 390 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:06.880 teeth and I've grown used to his teeth now they're 391 00:20:06.880 --> 00:20:07.559 just crowded. 392 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:09.880 Yeah, those two. 393 00:20:09.920 --> 00:20:10.960 Can you believe those two? 394 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:12.920 I didn't know. 395 00:20:13.160 --> 00:20:16.359 I'm just I felt so behind when you started sending 396 00:20:16.359 --> 00:20:19.799 me stuff about him, too, because I thought the only 397 00:20:20.000 --> 00:20:22.920 time the N word was brought back into existence in 398 00:20:22.960 --> 00:20:29.480 this franchise was on Hunt for Love. But apparently it's 399 00:20:29.519 --> 00:20:34.720 a big resurgence and people are getting in trouble left 400 00:20:34.759 --> 00:20:35.200 and right. 401 00:20:35.799 --> 00:20:39.000