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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike ben and Rowe

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<v Speaker 1>and Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>Then I said no that they could tell because there's

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<v Speaker 2>slight bruising at the back of the throat. Oh hello,

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<v Speaker 2>you're watching Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look through

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<v Speaker 2>a very literary kaleidoscope. I'm Mike Benning Row and with

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<v Speaker 2>me today is the joy to behold.

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<v Speaker 1>That is Lee Robertson right right? What what? This is

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<v Speaker 1>a lovely little tie that you've clipped onto your outfit.

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<v Speaker 1>names of people who've reached out and touched. Our souls

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<v Speaker 1>go along the bottom of the screen as Mike gets

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<v Speaker 1>ready to bring us up to date with things that

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<v Speaker 1>you have missed from the news in the buzz. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a while since you've dated. Yeah, because I'm in

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<v Speaker 1>a long time relationship. I don't want it, you know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll put that down people's.

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<v Speaker 2>Throats, forcing your relationships. Yeah, well, do you remember when

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<v Speaker 2>us two on dates?

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<v Speaker 1>You ever go from meal? You're just about dogging, won't you? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I never really did the meal thing. What did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Your idea is good? State had job at the back

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<v Speaker 1>of the Sylaba. That has happened just you know, I

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<v Speaker 1>like to be a movie. Was it too? That could

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<v Speaker 1>be something wild? Approbably it wasn't. It wasn't The Ring

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<v Speaker 1>because that would have been very funny. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>terrified and on the cor out of my head for

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<v Speaker 1>the entire durations of her just looking through the armhole.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't s Club seven Seeing Double because there's children there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Connie and Carla, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>good film. But when you're having a hand job, okay, cool. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>this is the story about a Brazilian model, A model,

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<v Speaker 1>a model from Brazil. A male model or a female

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<v Speaker 1>male model also done playboy okay, called a v we

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<v Speaker 2>She's thirty two and she went on a date with

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<v Speaker 2>someone who halfway through the date stood.

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<v Speaker 1>Up and left. Oh because she did something weird? Did

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<v Speaker 1>she shut herself? She's not you. She withdrew.

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<v Speaker 2>She withdrew something from her bag and plopped it on

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<v Speaker 2>the table, and then I went, now I'm out, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't deal with that and walked out.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think that was? Polos? Yeah, it was

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<v Speaker 1>disgusted by a pocket of polos.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it was actually discussed the fact that she brought

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<v Speaker 2>her own lunch okay to a first date at a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>The reason was, she said that when she's on any

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<v Speaker 2>sort of gigs and she's modeling and things, she's on

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<v Speaker 2>a very strict diet before and she wanted to go

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<v Speaker 2>on a date with the guy, but also don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to risk the diet, so she wasn't able to eat anything.

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<v Speaker 1>She had to be very careful what she was eating.

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<v Speaker 2>So she pulled out her lunch, popped it down, and

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<v Speaker 2>they went, No, that's just weird.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked out. I mean, that's a bit harsh. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a bit weird. I mean it's not the most it's

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<v Speaker 1>not that that is unusual getting you food out without prior.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said I'm going to come with you, but bring

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<v Speaker 1>male food food because I need to look ripped from

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<v Speaker 1>my photo shoot and then go okay. But then to

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<v Speaker 1>get up and just walk off is a bit weird.

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<v Speaker 1>What was she eating food?

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<v Speaker 2>So she said she was there alone, feeling a bit

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<v Speaker 2>shocked and dejected, a lone alone.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, but I've got tits out and everything was okay, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's had a conversation with the guy afterwards, and

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<v Speaker 1>they've gone on dates afterwards. So he got over it, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we have a picture of him? No, Well I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not interested in the next one. Okay, fine, moving on

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<v Speaker 1>since since Lee didn't get to see a picture of

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<v Speaker 1>his Venus networking applications grinder. Yeah, you're aware of its work.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm aware of its existence. I've never perused its Musquie

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<v Speaker 1>holes Muskie what holes? Holes? I thought, I said, holes?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's this story about they've come out with the

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<v Speaker 2>annual what grind us about?

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<v Speaker 1>So they look at dick and cock dick and cock

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<v Speaker 1>sucking dick and cock. It's different things. They're all related.

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<v Speaker 2>They're the same thing. Dick and a cock is the

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<v Speaker 2>same thing. Not always when Why are they're not? I

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<v Speaker 2>can't say, man, don't myself into a holler. But they

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<v Speaker 2>released some of their insights from the application.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the big things is that Troyce is van

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<v Speaker 2>is massive no is one of the people most quoted.

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<v Speaker 1>On Grinding profiles. What like his music is music lyrics? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they call it that unwrapped report. They've said that

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<v Speaker 2>mother of the Year was Beyonce.

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<v Speaker 1>Mother of the Year. What are you talking? I understand

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<v Speaker 1>a word you're saying. What are you going on about? Why?

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<v Speaker 1>What about? Why she's not their mother? Not actual mother,

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<v Speaker 1>but mother. I don't now, I don't get it. You

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<v Speaker 1>don't get it. What's mother is that? When the drug

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<v Speaker 1>has gone mad? Mm hmm okay? The world were living?

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<v Speaker 1>What world? What? What world? Okay? And if you ever

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<v Speaker 1>go to trin Trinidad and Tobago, then you should never

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<v Speaker 1>go on grind mostly tops. Okay, So you you've booked

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<v Speaker 1>a long half flight there alone? Whold what flight? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I have gone, I'm here like stampede noise, the tops powertops. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>bend over you hear the flapping? Okay, well, what a

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<v Speaker 1>what a what an insightful an informative survey that appeared

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<v Speaker 1>to be I'm not finished. Okay, right, fine off, shut up? Then, no,

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<v Speaker 1>go on tell me the rest of it. Tell me

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<v Speaker 1>what they said.

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<v Speaker 2>It's perfectly fine if you and if you likely don't

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<v Speaker 2>give a flying monkeys, you can always share that was

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<v Speaker 2>at the TV on social media. Now you're not gonna

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<v Speaker 2>like this story, well, judging by the chances are Hi,

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<v Speaker 2>how do you feel about snakes?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I don't like them on a plane? Okay, very

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<v Speaker 1>nach movie reference. I I you know, they are part

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<v Speaker 1>of nature and stuff I don't like. I don't like anacondas, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're very large. They are very large to eat

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<v Speaker 1>people whole. They can eat people whole.

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<v Speaker 2>That's about it. Really, Okay. I'm glad that you said that,

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<v Speaker 2>because this is a story about a gentleman called Paul

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<v Speaker 2>Rosalie who wanted to raise money for the rainforest rainforest,

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<v Speaker 2>the rainforest to help preserve it, and so he thought

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<v Speaker 2>the best way of doing that was to get himself

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<v Speaker 2>eaten by a twenty four eighteen stone anaconda.

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<v Speaker 1>Did he know that he wouldn't him out of it? Again?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he thought he was going to Okay did he?

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<v Speaker 2>This isn't elaborate suicide?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he a bit clever? He's actually a biologist. He's

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<v Speaker 1>a biologist who looks after steaks and he's in the rainforest.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you think he was going to do? Do

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<v Speaker 1>then I tickle its tomsols and then it would spit

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<v Speaker 2>No, he had an especially designed carbon fiber suit. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>it is right, an oxygen tank.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, right. He smothered himself in pig's blood and walked

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<v Speaker 1>around on all fours waiting for a giant anaconda.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he'd already found the we'd found it. He acted

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<v Speaker 2>like a pig so that it would pounce, acted like

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<v Speaker 2>a pig in a full body suit, actually dressed as

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<v Speaker 2>a pig. No, no, no, well then it was in

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<v Speaker 2>a carbon fibersuit.

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<v Speaker 1>That wasn't pig shaped. Pig shaped. He was just walking

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<v Speaker 1>around in pig's blood. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The aliconda struck wrapped its body around him and you

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<v Speaker 2>could hear his oes crushing.

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen anaconda I know what happens. Basically, his plan

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<v Speaker 1>was to be eaten by the anaconda, and did get

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<v Speaker 1>in by the liconda, but he was dead worse he

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<v Speaker 1>put his head. He was worse. It was worse than dead,

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<v Speaker 1>worse than dead. Did bomb him? It did.

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<v Speaker 2>We've all seen tentacle pawn. That's what happened here. And

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<v Speaker 2>Conda evaded his back passage through the suit. No as

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<v Speaker 2>he was headfirst inside the anaconda, smeuth its mouth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>going down, he went, Oh, it's very dark in here.

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<v Speaker 1>I never brought a toll, fired up his lighter. Can

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<v Speaker 1>you smell something cooking?

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<v Speaker 2>Basically could feel his bones cracking as he was being swallowed,

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<v Speaker 2>and realized that he wasn't going to survive, so gave

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<v Speaker 2>that the emergency con of.

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<v Speaker 1>I need help from inside the snake. So his his

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<v Speaker 1>his research team, but people wondering pass and what's what's

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<v Speaker 1>that noise? What's that? What's that snake? Is it sides bulging?

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<v Speaker 2>But is His team were there to help her and

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<v Speaker 2>yanked him out of the snake, but he realized after

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<v Speaker 2>doing that he probably would have died.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he is he alive? He is alive? Does he

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<v Speaker 1>have all crushed bones. Now he's not very well at

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<v Speaker 1>the minute. Is he not very well at the minute?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he a little bit crush it's a little bit sore.

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<v Speaker 1>If he's a biologist, surely he thought that the suit

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<v Speaker 1>was going to protect him from being squeezed.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because he thought he was going to be strong

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<v Speaker 2>enough that it would get tight and so it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be able to squeeze anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Is he a bit stupid? He's very clever. No, he's

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<v Speaker 1>not which common sense, but it's very clever. Wow. But

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<v Speaker 1>he got he got to raise some money for the

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<v Speaker 1>protection of the rainforest, but then had to spend it

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<v Speaker 1>all on his hospital fees as he was crushed from insight.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just a pulp, A skin bag full of pulp.

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<v Speaker 1>A skin bag full of pulp. That's your title.

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to go a bit like a wald up.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's all from the buzz this week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Mike. That's disturbing and a little bit of arousing,

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a rousing.

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<v Speaker 2>You can see Lee's eye up the tissues as we

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<v Speaker 2>sat right But you're welcome stay right there because after

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<v Speaker 2>this short break is Lee with the show Business. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>back and you're watching Chewing the cud. This is the

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<v Speaker 2>part of the show where we look into the sparkly

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<v Speaker 2>side of the world of celebrity with.

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<v Speaker 1>Lee and the shows.

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<v Speaker 2>You were a fan of tricks in Motel A little bit,

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<v Speaker 2>A little bit. I prefer it when they're not taking

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<v Speaker 2>a break from drag.

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<v Speaker 1>But they needed to why because they were very tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Just go to sleep. They were doing lots of things,

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<v Speaker 1>make up, filming, youtubeing, lots of things. But they're not

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<v Speaker 1>doing drag now. But they're still doing all those things.

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<v Speaker 1>They pre recorded them all. Uh huh. Anyway, Drinks and

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<v Speaker 1>In a new gay comedy called English Teacher. Okay, she's

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<v Speaker 1>as themselves. Okay, and that was a drag queen at

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<v Speaker 1>the same time. Oh okay, but but it's not about

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<v Speaker 1>a drag queen. Okay. Tricks and Hotel has a cameo

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<v Speaker 1>didn't they. That's true, and I didn't watch it, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure. So he plays an English teacher named

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<v Speaker 1>they're all uppen. I don't know. He's not doing any

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<v Speaker 1>of those things. No, he's not, and they're taking pictures

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<v Speaker 1>on purpose. It's a lie. It's a lie, okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>basically it's all about him being a gay teacher. And

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<v Speaker 1>in the first episode, a teacher who is gay or

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. That's the promo shot. Basically, what kind

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<v Speaker 1>him and says, you're under investigation because somebody saw you

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<v Speaker 1>So apparently Tricksy will be possably playing a drag football coach,

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<v Speaker 1>helping the school's football team to excel their cheer skills

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<v Speaker 1>ahead of politicized powder puff game. Hmm, that's Tricksy in drag.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Tricksy out of drag. That's Brian. We definitely Brian,

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<v Speaker 1>Brian Brian. And so it includes episodes with topics tackling

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<v Speaker 1>unlikely that the tricks are going to be around to

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<v Speaker 1>to be starting on FX or Hulu if you've got

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<v Speaker 1>that on the second of September. Do you have either

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<v Speaker 1>of those? No? No, So we won't watch it then, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>me know if it's any good. Yeah. Now, then news

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<v Speaker 1>of another television program that I think will be very divisive. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So the gay Golden Girl's TV show is coming it already.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know who's in it or what's it about.

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<v Speaker 1>You've stopped Golden Girls next to something. It's going to

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<v Speaker 1>of a certain age, and it's a by Ryan Murphy,

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<v Speaker 1>who has tracked record for doing good TV shows. And it's,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, creators of Will and Grace. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>it will be saying Palm Springs now they work. So

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<v Speaker 1>Palm Springs, I think in America is a well known

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<v Speaker 1>gay like a retirement place. So it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>startring Matt Bohmer or Bomber. How do we say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Boomer Bomber, Bomber boo, bar b boo, one of those Matt, Matt,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt and Nathan Lane. Obviously that is that is the

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going now. I want to die young. I believe

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<v Speaker 1>this is the cast. So we've got Matt Bummer, uh huh,

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<v Speaker 1>Nathan Lane I love, Nathan Lyne absolutely hilarious, Nathan Lee

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<v Speaker 1>Graham uh huh, and Linda Lovin Okay, cool. Yeah, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's that. The The synopsis is about the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like he goes to look after his mum because she's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of retirement age, and just retirement age, because Sophia

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<v Speaker 1>an unexpected death, decide to spend their golden years living

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<v Speaker 1>together in Palm Springs, where the wealthiest one lives with

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<v Speaker 1>his mother okay and a naked gen Z housekeeper. I'm definitely, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>but but my mom is not very old. Is like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe oh he could be. Oh now I'm interested. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that is coming. There's all over the screens

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<v Speaker 1>that there's no coming to a screen near you, coming

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<v Speaker 1>all over screw near you. It's not no date. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they've not said it's not. Sometime twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five something along the lines. It looks like they're obviously

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<v Speaker 1>filming it now. Oh the gallery of said Matt Boomer

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<v Speaker 1>is forty six. That's no age, is it. No, you're right,

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<v Speaker 1>very young, very young, forty six. It is. It is

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<v Speaker 1>almost fetal, it is I'm younger. Okay, let's go in

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<v Speaker 1>to the last bit of television show biz news. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>were you were a fan of The Simple Life with

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<v Speaker 1>the day, sometimes I think I'm living the Simple life.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's hot, that's hat. So The Simple Life was

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<v Speaker 1>like a massive hit back in the sort of like

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<v Speaker 1>early naughties, with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie traveling around America,

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<v Speaker 1>trying different jobs, living with different families. It was it

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<v Speaker 1>was scripted, unscripted. There's a there's a picture of of

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<v Speaker 1>the problem for the original one. Apparently they are reuniting, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>to do it again and not have a massive falling out. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's it. They hated each other. They literally didn't speak

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<v Speaker 1>to each other for like twenty years. But apparently probably

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<v Speaker 1>the jing bull skin, aren't they that's actual footage of

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<v Speaker 1>so it seems like one of the scenarios is that

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<v Speaker 1>they're sent to work in a burger place, or or

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<v Speaker 1>or they're off to be a small blue hedgehog collecting rings.

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<v Speaker 1>Could well be I'm wondering what that is clipped to

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<v Speaker 1>her for JJ. That looks like a phone a phone.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so yeah, they posted stuff on social media. They

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<v Speaker 1>started singing that they used to do this song called

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<v Speaker 1>Sanasa Sasa all the time. So they're singing that and

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<v Speaker 1>then it says they're back. Yeah, says new era, same

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<v Speaker 1>best is coming soon to Peacock. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>I feel about it. Should we let things that happened

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<v Speaker 1>in the past day in the past. It was a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit unpleasant. I have to say. They took the

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<v Speaker 1>mix out of other people they did who didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>know that it was a joke. But what I loved

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<v Speaker 1>is they always got the come up once at the

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<v Speaker 1>end they fell out with each other. Well yeah, yeah, apparently.

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<v Speaker 1>Paris Holders reflected on a simple life experience, saying it

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<v Speaker 1>was so much fun, but she was too busy at

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<v Speaker 1>the time, focusing on all her businesses. All her businesses.

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<v Speaker 1>Sex tape was sex tapes, and that cooking show where

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<v Speaker 1>she made French toast, not the way I make it,

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<v Speaker 1>but whatever, you don't make French toast. She put corn

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<v Speaker 1>flakes on it. Mike, what's French toastally bread? But heard

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<v Speaker 1>with jam hosted, that's French host and Nicole Richie has

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<v Speaker 1>been having children. She's married to one of the husband

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<v Speaker 1>she's met to her husband, who is Joel Madden, who

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<v Speaker 1>is out of that that sort of naughty's punk pop band.

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<v Speaker 1>What were they called twins? They were twins, trum brothers

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<v Speaker 1>in it in the band or like lots of black

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<v Speaker 1>eye makeup. I can't remember sung this song not my genre,

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<v Speaker 1>chemical romance. No, don't be stupid green Day, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know anyway. Again, No, I was singing a

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<v Speaker 1>different song. I was singing all the small Things that's

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<v Speaker 1>not theirs. So apparently it's been started. It's been managed

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<v Speaker 1>by James Corden. Oh so yeah, and it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be purchased advance on streaming platforms. That's not hot James

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<v Speaker 1>cording it. It might be a car train, car train,

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<v Speaker 1>car train. Oh no, you don't want to be a

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<v Speaker 1>card car train. Oh anyway, that's the end of the

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<v Speaker 1>show Bus news for this week. So I've just had

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<v Speaker 1>it in my ear walking down the road. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>they sang that the it wasn't it was good? Charlotte. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money. I

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so glad you're in charge of the show. But

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<v Speaker 2>is well, thanks for that, Lee, don't go anywhere. As

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<v Speaker 2>coming up next, we are going to play a game

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<v Speaker 2>in a game of the week, welcome back to cheering.

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<v Speaker 2>They could with me, Mike penny Row and then Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>Now this is the part of the show where we

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<v Speaker 2>get to play a little game. But before we do,

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<v Speaker 2>someone has brought something into the studio, haven't they.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very, very very special. Is this monstrosity? Isn't that hideous? Spectacular?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know what? On camera? It looks? Yeah? Why

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<v Speaker 1>is it? So? What have you done to this elephant?

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<v Speaker 1>We have?

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<v Speaker 2>We have no, no, no, you have there's there's nothing

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<v Speaker 1>I have. I have Gay Prided it it is it

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<v Speaker 1>is a pink elephant, because quite often some of the

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<v Speaker 1>sexuality is the pink elephant in the room. You s

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<v Speaker 1>what I did there and then and then I painted

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<v Speaker 1>the gay Pride flag on its ears and on its face.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm very impressed with your progressed pride flag on the

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<v Speaker 1>ear because it's not a flat surface.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, the rest of it looks shocking, but I

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<v Speaker 2>was quite impressed with the circle and stuff. You've done

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<v Speaker 2>quite well there, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>The rest of it cartaraging bitch and wooden flowers. They're

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<v Speaker 1>from Holland, actual Holland, not real was cheese, but we

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<v Speaker 1>don't see you pointing in the vase cheese flowers. What's

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<v Speaker 1>it's plastic, It's made out of resin. It looks horrible

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<v Speaker 1>from the bag. It looks like looks like an old

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<v Speaker 1>woman's gusset. The texture of the scrotum it is, it

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<v Speaker 1>is giving you scrot and realness elephant scroted taste that

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<v Speaker 1>one too. Yeah, anyway, we're going to we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>get rid of that. If anybody wants to one's getting

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<v Speaker 1>touchett touch. Just you know this bad as this is

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<v Speaker 1>as bad as your pebbles, and I'll happily make you

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<v Speaker 1>one for a price. Obviously pebbles as well. There a

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<v Speaker 2>But it's time to play our game, and this is

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<v Speaker 2>one for our favorite a sauce sale asos sale what.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, first it goes rubbaging through the sales rack. Okay, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>day of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>So this weekly is going to play lazy Susan's question roulette.

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<v Speaker 1>I might as well play along with him. Are you ready? Lee? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to spin the roulette? See what we get.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna say that instead of sports, it will

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<v Speaker 1>be general knowledge. Okay, and instead of yeah, there's another

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<v Speaker 1>Sports will be history, Mike, just to kind of say,

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<v Speaker 1>so sports will be history. Yeah, that's the only substitution

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<v Speaker 1>we've got. Okay, A coinkeding kit's landed on sport? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Which is history? Which Roman emperor ordered the construction of

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<v Speaker 1>a seventy three mile long wall which separated England from Scotland.

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<v Speaker 1>It is interesting question you're going to be looking for

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<v Speaker 1>the answer for is the word havean? That's not true.

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<v Speaker 1>Adrian connected up some existing qualtifications. There are the answer

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to say, The answer is Hadrien? What are

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<v Speaker 1>the answer? You're going to say that there isn't one

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<v Speaker 1>person that built the wall because it was built by

415
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<v Speaker 1>successive people. It's been like that, isn't it? He ordered it?

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't build it. He ordered it. It was on

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<v Speaker 1>Amazon and went, I guess only fourth while war that's

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<v Speaker 1>good all next day delivery. So it says Emperor Hadrian.

419
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<v Speaker 1>But you don't. You're not happy with that. I'm not

420
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<v Speaker 1>happy with that, boy, it's the answer. Will except all

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<v Speaker 1>move on? Okay? Story geeks hand modeling, Uh huh. You

422
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<v Speaker 1>don't get paid for hard mudeling, do you? Oh? General knowledge? Okay.

423
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<v Speaker 1>Levi's genes are synonymous, some monomenous synonymous synonymous with the US.

424
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<v Speaker 1>But from which country does its founder, Levey Streiss originate?

425
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<v Speaker 1>Austria nor Germany? Yeah, it was one of them. Mm hmmm.

426
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<v Speaker 1>What kind of genes do you prefer? Mike? Do you

427
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<v Speaker 1>prefer a loose cut, a boot cut, a stonewash? You're

428
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<v Speaker 1>going to make comment the fact that I have some

429
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<v Speaker 1>skinny genes? A pair of jeggings, okay, let's spin. Wait,

430
00:28:06.039 --> 00:28:08.279
<v Speaker 1>you picked up a pair by Jess before. Does that

431
00:28:08.440 --> 00:28:13.400
<v Speaker 1>say slim? He said skinny fit. It didn't say sweet

432
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<v Speaker 1>and slim fit.

433
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<v Speaker 2>I can't wear skinny jeans movies?

434
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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Is it porn? No? Geene Wilder and Johnny Depp

435
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<v Speaker 1>have both played which carrot guitar, ric guitar, carric guitar

436
00:28:36.440 --> 00:28:40.279
<v Speaker 1>and also, if we're going very modern, Timore here shallow me,

437
00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:58.079
<v Speaker 1>tim Sha sham, tim Sha shampoo, shampoo. Oh, dear, will

438
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<v Speaker 1>you Wonka? It's right. Yeah, he's in the new Willie

439
00:29:02.079 --> 00:29:05.200
<v Speaker 1>Wonka film with Timita shampoo. Yeah, there is. It was

440
00:29:05.200 --> 00:29:08.880
<v Speaker 1>filmed in Bath. I didn't watch it. No, I didn't

441
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<v Speaker 1>care for it. Is it because he's a twink? Who

442
00:29:13.240 --> 00:29:17.559
<v Speaker 1>Timothy think you? Bobby did? Because he's a twink? A twink? No,

443
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:20.960
<v Speaker 1>it just gives me, just gives me bad vibes. Yeah,

444
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<v Speaker 1>icky vibese. I'm going to give loads of people in

445
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<v Speaker 1>college cyphonos or something like that. I mean, I fact

446
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<v Speaker 1>checked that before you put it out there. But you

447
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<v Speaker 1>know whatever, do we just spin the wheel there before

448
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<v Speaker 1>we get any further. Okay, that was a big spin.

449
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<v Speaker 1>You know, you don't need to give it as much

450
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<v Speaker 1>pump as you were giving you. Oh, it's back on

451
00:29:47.599 --> 00:29:58.039
<v Speaker 1>the move, Okay, okay. Which former Calvin Klein model played

452
00:29:58.160 --> 00:30:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the male lead role in Fifty Shades of Gray no

453
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:09.839
<v Speaker 1>Idea Jamie Jamie Curtis, Jamie Lee Kurmis Jamie Lee Curtis. No,

454
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<v Speaker 1>it was Jamie Dornan. I don't know who that is.

455
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<v Speaker 1>I don't know either. It wasn't a film for the homosexuals,

456
00:30:15.960 --> 00:30:19.359
<v Speaker 1>was it really that? It was fun? It was for

457
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<v Speaker 1>the ladies of a certain age. But did you watch

458
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<v Speaker 1>it then? We now? Oh, my goodness, it is the

459
00:30:33.119 --> 00:30:41.319
<v Speaker 1>movies again. The sale of ray ban aviator glasses jumped

460
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<v Speaker 1>forty percent after the release of which nineteen eighty six movie,

461
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<v Speaker 1>It's the one with the poison Dwarf and it shot

462
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<v Speaker 1>top them with the poisoned dwarf in it? Who's a

463
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<v Speaker 1>poison dwarf? Tom Cruise, you said it, not me? It was.

464
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<v Speaker 1>He was very handsome back then, not so much now.

465
00:31:05.039 --> 00:31:09.759
<v Speaker 1>It was top Gun. It was indeed top Gune. They

466
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<v Speaker 1>had a very homo erotic scene in that, didn't they

467
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<v Speaker 1>did they? Yeah, when they were playing what's the thing

468
00:31:15.880 --> 00:31:20.079
<v Speaker 1>when the volleyball? Is it volleyball? Beach ball? And they

469
00:31:20.079 --> 00:31:22.759
<v Speaker 1>were all balls a thing, isn't it? No? That is it?

470
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<v Speaker 1>When they have a net and a ball and volleyball

471
00:31:25.039 --> 00:31:31.039
<v Speaker 1>volleyball and they were all they were all topless checking

472
00:31:31.079 --> 00:31:34.559
<v Speaker 1>out kids. That's horotic because it had no top on. Well,

473
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<v Speaker 1>it was filmed in a kind of a homoe. I'm

474
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<v Speaker 1>getting very excited. I can't get a word. Just because

475
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<v Speaker 1>you wank to it doesn't mean it's ho And then

476
00:31:43.799 --> 00:31:48.680
<v Speaker 1>Will Young recreated it in one of his videos. Did

477
00:31:48.920 --> 00:31:54.160
<v Speaker 1>he did video? It was no spaff on my chest?

478
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<v Speaker 1>That's the one. Okay, the real life what did we say?

479
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<v Speaker 1>Sport was history? Okay? During the Cold War, what landmark

480
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<v Speaker 1>symbolized symbolized the Iron curtain, not the beef curtain. Oh,

481
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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't beef curtains. I think I've lost the I've

482
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<v Speaker 1>lost the gallery.

483
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but so okay, Well I get absentities sworn at

484
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<v Speaker 2>me from the gallery. Stick around because coming up next

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<v Speaker 2>we have late and Crafty Queens. Welcome back to during

486
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<v Speaker 2>they could. Now we're gonna get ready as league. It's

487
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<v Speaker 2>as all creative.

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<v Speaker 1>In Crafty Queens. Mike, Yes, do you ever get angry?

489
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<v Speaker 1>Only when I breathe? Do you ever get frustrated? I'm frustrated. Well,

490
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<v Speaker 1>today we're gonna make something to help combat both of

491
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<v Speaker 1>those things. We're going to be making a glitter shaker.

492
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<v Speaker 1>I think we might have done it before, but I

493
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<v Speaker 1>have elevated it this time. Akay, you're doing the same ship.

494
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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so I have provided you with with a

495
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<v Speaker 1>plastic jar. Indeed, I have already I have, I have,

496
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<v Speaker 1>I have put inserted juice love juice. Is this little

497
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:49.640
<v Speaker 1>phlem sputum, No, it is. It is Elma's clear glue.

498
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<v Speaker 1>Other glues are available. Oh, I was drinking because I

499
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<v Speaker 1>thought it was you must not do that because we

500
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<v Speaker 1>need we need the liquor to be slightly of viscous inside,

501
00:34:00.119 --> 00:34:02.039
<v Speaker 1>but you also need to add other things to it

502
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<v Speaker 1>as well. So you've got a little little little jar

503
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<v Speaker 1>of glittering. You need to to pop the whole bottle

504
00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:18.280
<v Speaker 1>in there, whole bottle in your jar. Lub good globe, globe.

505
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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know what they use glittering for icing.

506
00:34:23.599 --> 00:34:26.519
<v Speaker 1>So you've put your glittering in. What we're going to

507
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:30.840
<v Speaker 1>do is we're going to add some glitter. Surprisingly, So

508
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<v Speaker 1>I've selected my colors, various sheds of peach blush, and

509
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna put a what just one cap full? I

510
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<v Speaker 1>have a blue and black Oh how mask? Yeah, glitter

511
00:34:47.800 --> 00:34:50.400
<v Speaker 1>mask is that is? That is that those colors are

512
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<v Speaker 1>particular you know indication they do? Do they? Yeah? Okay,

513
00:34:58.039 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>what do they mean? Then? It means that I'm put

514
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<v Speaker 1>in glittering to glitter in again. Right, So it doesn't

515
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<v Speaker 1>mean that if you wore a green handkerchief, it means yeah, okay,

516
00:35:16.119 --> 00:35:20.760
<v Speaker 1>how pretty is that? So a capful? You said, just

517
00:35:20.800 --> 00:35:24.480
<v Speaker 1>a capful. It feels like a lot of glitter. Oh,

518
00:35:24.480 --> 00:35:27.199
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna add We're gonna add water to dilute it,

519
00:35:28.119 --> 00:35:38.679
<v Speaker 1>dilute glitter. Yeah, okay, I have dumped in three caps

520
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:45.159
<v Speaker 1>very quick, of all three colors, of one of each year. Well,

521
00:35:45.239 --> 00:35:47.519
<v Speaker 1>I'm just being a little more careful, Mike. I'm just

522
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<v Speaker 1>being a little bit more conscientious.

523
00:35:50.639 --> 00:35:54.480
<v Speaker 2>I get to mix it up yet not yet. You know,

524
00:35:54.679 --> 00:35:56.800
<v Speaker 2>you've got two calls that are very similar there, and you.

525
00:35:56.800 --> 00:36:00.400
<v Speaker 1>See now that what you did I was doing. They

526
00:36:00.440 --> 00:36:03.400
<v Speaker 1>spill it because you were gibber jabbering on. So you

527
00:36:03.440 --> 00:36:06.480
<v Speaker 1>want me to be silent when you're touching glitter there? Right,

528
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:12.159
<v Speaker 1>They are similar yet very subtle. I've also provided you

529
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:17.639
<v Speaker 1>with some tiny little things to put inside. So you've

530
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:21.119
<v Speaker 1>got some very little ducks. I have got some little ducks.

531
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<v Speaker 1>They glow in the dark, and a little like a

532
00:36:25.239 --> 00:36:30.599
<v Speaker 1>little rock face thing, the little person, and some little hearts. Yeah,

533
00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:31.079
<v Speaker 1>just pop them in.

534
00:36:31.159 --> 00:36:39.280
<v Speaker 2>Just chuck them in, these little stone things. Why are

535
00:36:39.280 --> 00:36:42.599
<v Speaker 2>they're not painted ugly colors and being left around places.

536
00:36:42.480 --> 00:36:46.639
<v Speaker 1>Because they're too small? Mica and I and I and

537
00:36:46.960 --> 00:36:49.159
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have to say that my painted pebbles bring

538
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:53.360
<v Speaker 1>joy to the literally wands of people to the county,

539
00:36:52.960 --> 00:36:55.239
<v Speaker 1>so onands of people. Enjoy your pep. You can shut

540
00:36:55.280 --> 00:37:00.880
<v Speaker 1>your face right. So, now you've got all your bits

541
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:03.960
<v Speaker 1>and pieces inside the jar. You're going to add some

542
00:37:04.079 --> 00:37:09.440
<v Speaker 1>warm water, which I've provided in a tin. It's tipid. Yeah.

543
00:37:09.559 --> 00:37:10.880
<v Speaker 1>Now you have to be a bit careful with this

544
00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:15.280
<v Speaker 1>because you don't want to spill it. I don't spill

545
00:37:15.280 --> 00:37:18.400
<v Speaker 1>the water. Why not electric cut itself with all the

546
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:21.400
<v Speaker 1>electric Okay that's in the room. Now you need to

547
00:37:21.480 --> 00:37:23.320
<v Speaker 1>kind of feel it, not right to the very top,

548
00:37:24.119 --> 00:37:30.440
<v Speaker 1>but just two to the rim the rim, okay, and

549
00:37:30.440 --> 00:37:32.119
<v Speaker 1>we're not going to shake it quite just Jeac's going

550
00:37:32.159 --> 00:37:35.719
<v Speaker 1>to add somewhat added stimulus to it. So I have

551
00:37:35.800 --> 00:37:40.239
<v Speaker 1>provided you with oh, mister Hall, what never mind. I

552
00:37:40.320 --> 00:37:44.239
<v Speaker 1>have provided you where the heart's supposed to go in

553
00:37:44.280 --> 00:37:48.639
<v Speaker 1>as well. Yeah, have you not done it? Now? I've

554
00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:50.559
<v Speaker 1>got the duck is in and a little stony thing

555
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:55.840
<v Speaker 1>is in amateur. So I have provided you this is

556
00:37:55.840 --> 00:38:00.519
<v Speaker 1>a sensory strip. If you feel it, it has a

557
00:38:00.719 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 1>has a sort of a grainy texture. It does have

558
00:38:07.360 --> 00:38:10.039
<v Speaker 1>a grain tat it does, doesn't it? You're not touching it,

559
00:38:10.559 --> 00:38:13.920
<v Speaker 1>I am. Where have you put it? I say it

560
00:38:13.960 --> 00:38:20.840
<v Speaker 1>was century? You don't? You don't anyway you need to

561
00:38:20.880 --> 00:38:24.760
<v Speaker 1>put it's it's self adhesive, so you just need to

562
00:38:24.840 --> 00:38:31.840
<v Speaker 1>peel the does it not need a little bit of ades? Okay,

563
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:35.800
<v Speaker 1>you're going to stick that on the front, the front

564
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:41.079
<v Speaker 1>like a band, because the idea is that that feeling

565
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:50.199
<v Speaker 1>that with your little fingertips is actually quite calming, scientifically

566
00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:56.559
<v Speaker 1>proven that scientifically by me. And then the last bit

567
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:59.639
<v Speaker 1>before we give it a good old shake, I provided

568
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:04.400
<v Speaker 1>you with a little squishy us a lot. No, that's

569
00:39:04.400 --> 00:39:11.000
<v Speaker 1>a little axe a lottle. That's it. That's happening. Oh

570
00:39:11.039 --> 00:39:15.760
<v Speaker 1>it stuck to me? Now where is it gone? You don't?

571
00:39:15.800 --> 00:39:17.559
<v Speaker 1>You can glue these to the top of your jar

572
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.280
<v Speaker 1>if you want to, but some people prefer to have

573
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.599
<v Speaker 1>them removable so that they can just squeeze them separately.

574
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:30.159
<v Speaker 1>So I provided you with some vell crow stickers. Okay,

575
00:39:30.400 --> 00:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>so you want to put one of them on top

576
00:39:33.519 --> 00:39:40.599
<v Speaker 1>of the lid like that, and then the other one

577
00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:45.519
<v Speaker 1>on the bottom of the axe a lottle a little

578
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:47.199
<v Speaker 1>turn into salamanders, don't.

579
00:39:47.039 --> 00:39:49.480
<v Speaker 2>They do if you add irodin to the water, if

580
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:50.639
<v Speaker 2>you add what iroding?

581
00:39:51.480 --> 00:39:54.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, so that's like a little bee can squish state

582
00:39:54.519 --> 00:39:59.719
<v Speaker 1>because it's like squishy. He goes boom. Now you can

583
00:39:59.719 --> 00:40:02.000
<v Speaker 1>shake it all up, now, Mike, I feel really ship

584
00:40:02.039 --> 00:40:08.519
<v Speaker 1>bottle of mate a bubble bath. It's not and it

585
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:19.360
<v Speaker 1>will all mix together. And sorry, what did you just

586
00:40:19.480 --> 00:40:26.639
<v Speaker 1>what noise? Does? You just make their? Look? Oh? And

587
00:40:26.679 --> 00:40:30.800
<v Speaker 1>there you've got lots of So the idea is, when

588
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.159
<v Speaker 1>you're feeling a little bit tense, just take a litt

589
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:38.519
<v Speaker 1>up and see cooking it and there you go. No,

590
00:40:38.679 --> 00:40:41.960
<v Speaker 1>you don't do all that is relaxing, right, you just

591
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.679
<v Speaker 1>look at it. Just shake it, look at it, take it,

592
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:48.559
<v Speaker 1>shake it and look at it. It's like it's like

593
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.239
<v Speaker 1>the corners of my mind. We've made a We've made

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00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:58.559
<v Speaker 1>a lovely y therapeutic glitter jar. Remember, if you can't

595
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:01.400
<v Speaker 1>get any pain or any of a gene, be a

596
00:41:01.480 --> 00:41:02.280
<v Speaker 1>crafty queen.

597
00:41:02.400 --> 00:41:16.599
<v Speaker 2>I'll stick your cock in some glitter jars. So I've

598
00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:20.199
<v Speaker 2>got glitter in a jar samely suspended in.

599
00:41:20.280 --> 00:41:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Water with with shined blue and how is that going

600
00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.920
<v Speaker 1>to relax me? Because you should shake it and then

601
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:32.880
<v Speaker 1>when it's swirling around you imagine that it's calming you down.

602
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:38.679
<v Speaker 1>Is calming you down? Actually? Imagine? And the little glowing

603
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:41.920
<v Speaker 1>the dark things we're blow in the dark if you're

604
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:44.159
<v Speaker 1>feeling stressed at night in bed with no lights on.

605
00:41:45.639 --> 00:41:49.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, the gallery have been talking to me about

606
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:53.119
<v Speaker 2>food and what about now? They have got this thing

607
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:57.760
<v Speaker 2>about marmote at the minute and puffs.

608
00:41:58.960 --> 00:42:03.800
<v Speaker 1>I don't like them. Flashback to primary skill. Oh they're

609
00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:11.880
<v Speaker 1>very strong. I don't like marmite. What is marmite? Yeast?

610
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:12.880
<v Speaker 1>What is yeast?

611
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:16.559
<v Speaker 2>What is It's a small organism which is just very

612
00:42:17.159 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 2>a little bit.

613
00:42:19.760 --> 00:42:25.119
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so marmte? Is it beef? No, it's yeast. So

614
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:27.599
<v Speaker 1>the thing that they used to make beer and wine

615
00:42:27.599 --> 00:42:30.039
<v Speaker 1>and loveliness is what's made out of beef? What's that

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<v Speaker 1>spread that's made out of beef? For real? Above real?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like that either. What do Australians eat that's

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<v Speaker 1>made out of that's made out of as well? Is

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<v Speaker 1>it that's Australian marmte? Okay, they're very salty, just a

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<v Speaker 1>bit salty, Marma mate, because they had a bit more salt.

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<v Speaker 1>They could. They tried salty.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had salty things in my mouth. But that's almost

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the show for now. Remember that you

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<v Speaker 2>can still find us on social media at the cud TV,

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<v Speaker 2>and if you want to catch up with what we're

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<v Speaker 2>doing on previous episodes, you can always find us on YouTube.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look for Chewing the Cud. You all right, you're

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<v Speaker 1>having I just had got a pocket of flavored just

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<v Speaker 1>at the side of the mountain. It made me do that.

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<v Speaker 1>M Thank you for watching, and we will see you

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<v Speaker 1>again next week week. Bye bye. I'm not I'm not sure.
