Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike ben and Rowe
Speaker 1: and Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: Then I said no that they could tell because there's
Speaker 2: slight bruising at the back of the throat. Oh hello,
Speaker 2: you're watching Chewing the Cud, your lighthearted weekly look through
Speaker 2: a very literary kaleidoscope. I'm Mike Benning Row and with
Speaker 2: me today is the joy to behold.
Speaker 1: That is Lee Robertson right right? What what? This is
Speaker 1: a lovely little tie that you've clipped onto your outfit.
Speaker 1: It's it's very small and delicate, like myself. Okay, and
Speaker 1: what have you got for us this week? I'm going
Speaker 1: to be bringing you some userbaut a new television program,
Speaker 1: a rebooty television program, and another television program that I
Speaker 1: can't remember. And then we get all artsy and crafty
Speaker 1: queens out.
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Speaker 1: names of people who've reached out and touched. Our souls
Speaker 1: go along the bottom of the screen as Mike gets
Speaker 1: ready to bring us up to date with things that
Speaker 1: you have missed from the news in the buzz. It's
Speaker 1: been a while since you've dated. Yeah, because I'm in
Speaker 1: a long time relationship. I don't want it, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll put that down people's.
Speaker 2: Throats, forcing your relationships. Yeah, well, do you remember when
Speaker 2: us two on dates?
Speaker 1: You ever go from meal? You're just about dogging, won't you? No?
Speaker 1: I never really did the meal thing. What did you do?
Speaker 1: Your idea is good? State had job at the back
Speaker 1: of the Sylaba. That has happened just you know, I
Speaker 1: like to be a movie. Was it too? That could
Speaker 1: be something wild? Approbably it wasn't. It wasn't The Ring
Speaker 1: because that would have been very funny. But I was
Speaker 1: terrified and on the cor out of my head for
Speaker 1: the entire durations of her just looking through the armhole.
Speaker 1: It wasn't s Club seven Seeing Double because there's children there.
Speaker 1: I think it was Connie and Carla, which is a
Speaker 1: good film. But when you're having a hand job, okay, cool. Well,
Speaker 1: this is the story about a Brazilian model, A model,
Speaker 1: a model from Brazil. A male model or a female
Speaker 1: male model also done playboy okay, called a v we
Speaker 1: you sa Freyasy.
Speaker 2: She's thirty two and she went on a date with
Speaker 2: someone who halfway through the date stood.
Speaker 1: Up and left. Oh because she did something weird? Did
Speaker 1: she shut herself? She's not you. She withdrew.
Speaker 2: She withdrew something from her bag and plopped it on
Speaker 2: the table, and then I went, now I'm out, I
Speaker 2: can't deal with that and walked out.
Speaker 1: What do you think that was? Polos? Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: disgusted by a pocket of polos.
Speaker 2: No, it was actually discussed the fact that she brought
Speaker 2: her own lunch okay to a first date at a restaurant.
Speaker 2: The reason was, she said that when she's on any
Speaker 2: sort of gigs and she's modeling and things, she's on
Speaker 2: a very strict diet before and she wanted to go
Speaker 2: on a date with the guy, but also don't want
Speaker 2: to risk the diet, so she wasn't able to eat anything.
Speaker 1: She had to be very careful what she was eating.
Speaker 2: So she pulled out her lunch, popped it down, and
Speaker 2: they went, No, that's just weird.
Speaker 1: I walked out. I mean, that's a bit harsh. That's
Speaker 1: a bit weird. I mean it's not the most it's
Speaker 1: not that that is unusual getting you food out without prior.
Speaker 1: Somebody said I'm going to come with you, but bring
Speaker 1: male food food because I need to look ripped from
Speaker 1: my photo shoot and then go okay. But then to
Speaker 1: get up and just walk off is a bit weird.
Speaker 1: What was she eating food?
Speaker 2: So she said she was there alone, feeling a bit
Speaker 2: shocked and dejected, a lone alone.
Speaker 1: Right, but I've got tits out and everything was okay, exactly.
Speaker 1: But she's had a conversation with the guy afterwards, and
Speaker 1: they've gone on dates afterwards. So he got over it, right.
Speaker 1: Do we have a picture of him? No, Well I'm
Speaker 1: not interested in the next one. Okay, fine, moving on
Speaker 1: since since Lee didn't get to see a picture of
Speaker 1: his Venus networking applications grinder. Yeah, you're aware of its work.
Speaker 1: I'm aware of its existence. I've never perused its Musquie
Speaker 1: holes Muskie what holes? Holes? I thought, I said, holes?
Speaker 1: I like you.
Speaker 2: Well, it's this story about they've come out with the
Speaker 2: annual what grind us about?
Speaker 1: So they look at dick and cock dick and cock
Speaker 1: sucking dick and cock. It's different things. They're all related.
Speaker 2: They're the same thing. Dick and a cock is the
Speaker 2: same thing. Not always when Why are they're not? I
Speaker 2: can't say, man, don't myself into a holler. But they
Speaker 2: released some of their insights from the application.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: One of the big things is that Troyce is van
Speaker 2: is massive no is one of the people most quoted.
Speaker 1: On Grinding profiles. What like his music is music lyrics? Okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they call it that unwrapped report. They've said that
Speaker 2: mother of the Year was Beyonce.
Speaker 1: Mother of the Year. What are you talking? I understand
Speaker 1: a word you're saying. What are you going on about? Why?
Speaker 1: What about? Why she's not their mother? Not actual mother,
Speaker 1: but mother. I don't now, I don't get it. You
Speaker 1: don't get it. What's mother is that? When the drug
Speaker 1: has gone mad? Mm hmm okay? The world were living?
Speaker 1: What world? What? What world? Okay? And if you ever
Speaker 1: go to trin Trinidad and Tobago, then you should never
Speaker 1: go on grind mostly tops. Okay, So you you've booked
Speaker 1: a long half flight there alone? Whold what flight? Yes,
Speaker 1: I have gone, I'm here like stampede noise, the tops powertops. Yeah,
Speaker 1: bend over you hear the flapping? Okay, well, what a
Speaker 1: what a what an insightful an informative survey that appeared
Speaker 1: to be I'm not finished. Okay, right, fine off, shut up? Then, no,
Speaker 1: go on tell me the rest of it. Tell me
Speaker 1: what they said.
Speaker 2: It's perfectly fine if you and if you likely don't
Speaker 2: give a flying monkeys, you can always share that was
Speaker 2: at the TV on social media. Now you're not gonna
Speaker 2: like this story, well, judging by the chances are Hi,
Speaker 2: how do you feel about snakes?
Speaker 1: No? I don't like them on a plane? Okay, very
Speaker 1: nach movie reference. I I you know, they are part
Speaker 1: of nature and stuff I don't like. I don't like anacondas, okay,
Speaker 1: because they're very large. They are very large to eat
Speaker 1: people whole. They can eat people whole.
Speaker 2: That's about it. Really, Okay. I'm glad that you said that,
Speaker 2: because this is a story about a gentleman called Paul
Speaker 2: Rosalie who wanted to raise money for the rainforest rainforest,
Speaker 2: the rainforest to help preserve it, and so he thought
Speaker 2: the best way of doing that was to get himself
Speaker 2: eaten by a twenty four eighteen stone anaconda.
Speaker 1: Did he know that he wouldn't him out of it? Again?
Speaker 2: Well, he thought he was going to Okay did he?
Speaker 2: This isn't elaborate suicide?
Speaker 1: Is he a bit clever? He's actually a biologist. He's
Speaker 1: a biologist who looks after steaks and he's in the rainforest.
Speaker 1: What did you think he was going to do? Do
Speaker 1: you think he was going to get in there and
Speaker 1: then I tickle its tomsols and then it would spit
Speaker 1: him out?
Speaker 2: No, he had an especially designed carbon fiber suit. Of course,
Speaker 2: it is right, an oxygen tank.
Speaker 1: Yes, right. He smothered himself in pig's blood and walked
Speaker 1: around on all fours waiting for a giant anaconda.
Speaker 2: Well, he'd already found the we'd found it. He acted
Speaker 2: like a pig so that it would pounce, acted like
Speaker 2: a pig in a full body suit, actually dressed as
Speaker 2: a pig. No, no, no, well then it was in
Speaker 2: a carbon fibersuit.
Speaker 1: That wasn't pig shaped. Pig shaped. He was just walking
Speaker 1: around in pig's blood. Okay.
Speaker 2: The aliconda struck wrapped its body around him and you
Speaker 2: could hear his oes crushing.
Speaker 1: I've seen anaconda I know what happens. Basically, his plan
Speaker 1: was to be eaten by the anaconda, and did get
Speaker 1: in by the liconda, but he was dead worse he
Speaker 1: put his head. He was worse. It was worse than dead,
Speaker 1: worse than dead. Did bomb him? It did.
Speaker 2: We've all seen tentacle pawn. That's what happened here. And
Speaker 2: Conda evaded his back passage through the suit. No as
Speaker 2: he was headfirst inside the anaconda, smeuth its mouth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: going down, he went, Oh, it's very dark in here.
Speaker 1: I never brought a toll, fired up his lighter. Can
Speaker 1: you smell something cooking?
Speaker 2: Basically could feel his bones cracking as he was being swallowed,
Speaker 2: and realized that he wasn't going to survive, so gave
Speaker 2: that the emergency con of.
Speaker 1: I need help from inside the snake. So his his
Speaker 1: his research team, but people wondering pass and what's what's
Speaker 1: that noise? What's that? What's that snake? Is it sides bulging?
Speaker 2: But is His team were there to help her and
Speaker 2: yanked him out of the snake, but he realized after
Speaker 2: doing that he probably would have died.
Speaker 1: Is he is he alive? He is alive? Does he
Speaker 1: have all crushed bones. Now he's not very well at
Speaker 1: the minute. Is he not very well at the minute?
Speaker 1: Is he a little bit crush it's a little bit sore.
Speaker 1: If he's a biologist, surely he thought that the suit
Speaker 1: was going to protect him from being squeezed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he thought he was going to be strong
Speaker 2: enough that it would get tight and so it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be able to squeeze anymore.
Speaker 1: Is he a bit stupid? He's very clever. No, he's
Speaker 1: not which common sense, but it's very clever. Wow. But
Speaker 1: he got he got to raise some money for the
Speaker 1: protection of the rainforest, but then had to spend it
Speaker 1: all on his hospital fees as he was crushed from insight.
Speaker 1: It was just a pulp, A skin bag full of pulp.
Speaker 1: A skin bag full of pulp. That's your title.
Speaker 2: I was going to go a bit like a wald up.
Speaker 2: But that's all from the buzz this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks Mike. That's disturbing and a little bit of arousing,
Speaker 1: a little bit of a rousing.
Speaker 2: You can see Lee's eye up the tissues as we
Speaker 2: sat right But you're welcome stay right there because after
Speaker 2: this short break is Lee with the show Business. Welcome
Speaker 2: back and you're watching Chewing the cud. This is the
Speaker 2: part of the show where we look into the sparkly
Speaker 2: side of the world of celebrity with.
Speaker 1: Lee and the shows.
Speaker 2: You were a fan of tricks in Motel A little bit,
Speaker 2: A little bit. I prefer it when they're not taking
Speaker 2: a break from drag.
Speaker 1: But they needed to why because they were very tired.
Speaker 1: Just go to sleep. They were doing lots of things,
Speaker 1: make up, filming, youtubeing, lots of things. But they're not
Speaker 1: doing drag now. But they're still doing all those things.
Speaker 1: They pre recorded them all. Uh huh. Anyway, Drinks and
Speaker 1: Hotel has landed a role in as a drag of
Speaker 1: football coach. What are you looking at me like that? For? No? Nothing?
Speaker 1: In a new gay comedy called English Teacher. Okay, she's
Speaker 1: going to be starring in Brian Jordan Alviraz's new FX
Speaker 1: comedy English Teacher, about a gay teacher navigating working in
Speaker 1: a Texas high school. So I can only do that.
Speaker 1: What didn't be Ad Delrio already do that? How do
Speaker 1: you do brankt del Rio? No Bank del Rio? Did
Speaker 1: they not already do that? They did a film whether
Speaker 1: the Hurricane Bianca, where they're waiting to a Texas school
Speaker 1: as themselves. Okay, and that was a drag queen at
Speaker 1: the same time. Oh okay, but but it's not about
Speaker 1: drag queens. Okay. A guy that plays the teacher isn't
Speaker 1: a drag queen. Okay. Tricks and Hotel has a cameo
Speaker 1: as Oh, it's just a cameo. Yeah, okay, yeah. So
Speaker 1: here's a picture from the from the program, whether it's
Speaker 1: new Will and Grace and Grace. Well, they came back,
Speaker 1: didn't they. That's true, and I didn't watch it, so
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. So he plays an English teacher named
Speaker 1: Evan Marquerez who often finds himself in the intersection of
Speaker 1: the personal, provisional and political aspect of working in a
Speaker 1: high school. Okay, I think this picture has been doctored. Well,
Speaker 1: they're all uppen. I don't know. He's not doing any
Speaker 1: of those things. No, he's not, and they're taking pictures
Speaker 1: of him in his over this way and perhaps that's
Speaker 1: on purpose. It's a lie. It's a lie, okay. So
Speaker 1: basically it's all about him being a gay teacher. And
Speaker 1: in the first episode, a teacher who is gay or
Speaker 1: a teacher of gays, a teacher who is gay, not
Speaker 1: a teacher of gays. There may be gays in the class.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's the promo shot. Basically, what kind
Speaker 1: of the setup is is that the head teacher of
Speaker 1: the high school that he's in has a conversation with
Speaker 1: him and says, you're under investigation because somebody saw you
Speaker 1: kiss your boyfriend don't don't don't in a toilet. Don't
Speaker 1: know if it is with their friend Frank watching them.
Speaker 1: So apparently Tricksy will be possably playing a drag football coach,
Speaker 1: helping the school's football team to excel their cheer skills
Speaker 1: ahead of politicized powder puff game. Hmm, that's Tricksy in drag.
Speaker 1: That's Tricksy out of drag. That's Brian. We definitely Brian,
Speaker 1: Brian Brian. And so it includes episodes with topics tackling
Speaker 1: gun violence, culture wars. Yeah, and like we said, it's
Speaker 1: unlikely that the tricks are going to be around to
Speaker 1: promote it because they're on a break, but it's going
Speaker 1: to be starting on FX or Hulu if you've got
Speaker 1: that on the second of September. Do you have either
Speaker 1: of those? No? No, So we won't watch it then, Okay,
Speaker 1: were you expecting me to share my subscription? Then I
Speaker 1: think I have Hulu, Well you can, you can let
Speaker 1: me know if it's any good. Yeah. Now, then news
Speaker 1: of another television program that I think will be very divisive. Okay,
Speaker 1: So the gay Golden Girl's TV show is coming it already.
Speaker 1: You don't even know who's in it or what's it about.
Speaker 1: You've stopped Golden Girls next to something. It's going to
Speaker 1: be brilliant. Well, apparently it's a show about gay gentlemen
Speaker 1: of a certain age, and it's a by Ryan Murphy,
Speaker 1: who has tracked record for doing good TV shows. And it's,
Speaker 1: by the way, creators of Will and Grace. Okay, and
Speaker 1: it will be saying Palm Springs now they work. So
Speaker 1: Palm Springs, I think in America is a well known
Speaker 1: gay like a retirement place. So it's going to be
Speaker 1: startring Matt Bohmer or Bomber. How do we say that?
Speaker 1: Boomer Bomber, Bomber boo, bar b boo, one of those Matt, Matt,
Speaker 1: Matt and Nathan Lane. Obviously that is that is the
Speaker 1: original the o G. Golden Girls no longer with us.
Speaker 1: They've all gone now because it couldn't be bothered anymore.
Speaker 1: She thought, I'm not going to go to a hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm going now. I want to die young. I believe
Speaker 1: this is the cast. So we've got Matt Bummer, uh huh,
Speaker 1: Nathan Lane I love, Nathan Lyne absolutely hilarious, Nathan Lee
Speaker 1: Graham uh huh, and Linda Lovin Okay, cool. Yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 1: it's that. The The synopsis is about the kind of
Speaker 1: like he goes to look after his mum because she's
Speaker 1: kind of retirement age, and just retirement age, because Sophia
Speaker 1: was very well. Three best friends, gay men who, after
Speaker 1: an unexpected death, decide to spend their golden years living
Speaker 1: together in Palm Springs, where the wealthiest one lives with
Speaker 1: his mother okay and a naked gen Z housekeeper. I'm definitely, oh,
Speaker 1: but but my mom is not very old. Is like
Speaker 1: maybe oh he could be. Oh now I'm interested. Okay,
Speaker 1: So yeah, that is coming. There's all over the screens
Speaker 1: that there's no coming to a screen near you, coming
Speaker 1: all over screw near you. It's not no date. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think they've not said it's not. Sometime twenty twenty
Speaker 1: five something along the lines. It looks like they're obviously
Speaker 1: filming it now. Oh the gallery of said Matt Boomer
Speaker 1: is forty six. That's no age, is it. No, you're right,
Speaker 1: very young, very young, forty six. It is. It is
Speaker 1: almost fetal, it is I'm younger. Okay, let's go in
Speaker 1: to the last bit of television show biz news. Okay,
Speaker 1: were you were a fan of The Simple Life with
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie Back at the end of
Speaker 1: the day, sometimes I think I'm living the Simple life.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hot, that's hat. So The Simple Life was
Speaker 1: like a massive hit back in the sort of like
Speaker 1: early naughties, with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie traveling around America,
Speaker 1: trying different jobs, living with different families. It was it
Speaker 1: was scripted, unscripted. There's a there's a picture of of
Speaker 1: the problem for the original one. Apparently they are reuniting, okay,
Speaker 1: to do it again and not have a massive falling out. Well,
Speaker 1: that's it. They hated each other. They literally didn't speak
Speaker 1: to each other for like twenty years. But apparently probably
Speaker 1: the jing bull skin, aren't they that's actual footage of
Speaker 1: so it seems like one of the scenarios is that
Speaker 1: they're sent to work in a burger place, or or
Speaker 1: or they're off to be a small blue hedgehog collecting rings.
Speaker 1: Could well be I'm wondering what that is clipped to
Speaker 1: her for JJ. That looks like a phone a phone.
Speaker 1: Oh so yeah, they posted stuff on social media. They
Speaker 1: started singing that they used to do this song called
Speaker 1: Sanasa Sasa all the time. So they're singing that and
Speaker 1: then it says they're back. Yeah, says new era, same
Speaker 1: best is coming soon to Peacock. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I feel about it. Should we let things that happened
Speaker 1: in the past day in the past. It was a
Speaker 1: little bit unpleasant. I have to say. They took the
Speaker 1: mix out of other people they did who didn't really
Speaker 1: know that it was a joke. But what I loved
Speaker 1: is they always got the come up once at the
Speaker 1: end they fell out with each other. Well yeah, yeah, apparently.
Speaker 1: Paris Holders reflected on a simple life experience, saying it
Speaker 1: was so much fun, but she was too busy at
Speaker 1: the time, focusing on all her businesses. All her businesses.
Speaker 1: Sex tape was sex tapes, and that cooking show where
Speaker 1: she made French toast, not the way I make it,
Speaker 1: but whatever, you don't make French toast. She put corn
Speaker 1: flakes on it. Mike, what's French toastally bread? But heard
Speaker 1: with jam hosted, that's French host and Nicole Richie has
Speaker 1: been having children. She's married to one of the husband
Speaker 1: she's met to her husband, who is Joel Madden, who
Speaker 1: is out of that that sort of naughty's punk pop band.
Speaker 1: What were they called twins? They were twins, trum brothers
Speaker 1: in it in the band or like lots of black
Speaker 1: eye makeup. I can't remember sung this song not my genre,
Speaker 1: chemical romance. No, don't be stupid green Day, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know anyway. Again, No, I was singing a
Speaker 1: different song. I was singing all the small Things that's
Speaker 1: not theirs. So apparently it's been started. It's been managed
Speaker 1: by James Corden. Oh so yeah, and it's going to
Speaker 1: be purchased advance on streaming platforms. That's not hot James
Speaker 1: cording it. It might be a car train, car train,
Speaker 1: car train. Oh no, you don't want to be a
Speaker 1: card car train. Oh anyway, that's the end of the
Speaker 1: show Bus news for this week. So I've just had
Speaker 1: it in my ear walking down the road. That's what
Speaker 1: they sang that the it wasn't it was good? Charlotte. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: girls don't like boys. Girls like cars and money. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't know them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so glad you're in charge of the show. But
Speaker 2: is well, thanks for that, Lee, don't go anywhere. As
Speaker 2: coming up next, we are going to play a game
Speaker 2: in a game of the week, welcome back to cheering.
Speaker 2: They could with me, Mike penny Row and then Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: Now this is the part of the show where we
Speaker 2: get to play a little game. But before we do,
Speaker 2: someone has brought something into the studio, haven't they.
Speaker 1: It's very, very very special. Is this monstrosity? Isn't that hideous? Spectacular?
Speaker 1: Do you know what? On camera? It looks? Yeah? Why
Speaker 1: is it? So? What have you done to this elephant?
Speaker 1: We have?
Speaker 2: We have no, no, no, you have there's there's nothing
Speaker 2: to do with me about this.
Speaker 1: I have. I have Gay Prided it it is it
Speaker 1: is a pink elephant, because quite often some of the
Speaker 1: sexuality is the pink elephant in the room. You s
Speaker 1: what I did there and then and then I painted
Speaker 1: the gay Pride flag on its ears and on its face.
Speaker 1: I'm very impressed with your progressed pride flag on the
Speaker 1: ear because it's not a flat surface.
Speaker 2: You know, the rest of it looks shocking, but I
Speaker 2: was quite impressed with the circle and stuff. You've done
Speaker 2: quite well there, thank you.
Speaker 1: The rest of it cartaraging bitch and wooden flowers. They're
Speaker 1: from Holland, actual Holland, not real was cheese, but we
Speaker 1: don't see you pointing in the vase cheese flowers. What's
Speaker 1: it's plastic, It's made out of resin. It looks horrible
Speaker 1: from the bag. It looks like looks like an old
Speaker 1: woman's gusset. The texture of the scrotum it is, it
Speaker 1: is giving you scrot and realness elephant scroted taste that
Speaker 1: one too. Yeah, anyway, we're going to we're going to
Speaker 1: get rid of that. If anybody wants to one's getting
Speaker 1: touchett touch. Just you know this bad as this is
Speaker 1: as bad as your pebbles, and I'll happily make you
Speaker 1: one for a price. Obviously pebbles as well. There a
Speaker 1: number in this very building. Nobody wants them.
Speaker 2: But it's time to play our game, and this is
Speaker 2: one for our favorite a sauce sale asos sale what.
Speaker 1: Yeah, first it goes rubbaging through the sales rack. Okay, right, okay,
Speaker 1: day of the week.
Speaker 2: So this weekly is going to play lazy Susan's question roulette.
Speaker 1: I might as well play along with him. Are you ready? Lee? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do you want to spin the roulette? See what we get.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say that instead of sports, it will
Speaker 1: be general knowledge. Okay, and instead of yeah, there's another
Speaker 1: one by because I've got music, got movies, general knowledge.
Speaker 1: Sports will be history, Mike, just to kind of say,
Speaker 1: so sports will be history. Yeah, that's the only substitution
Speaker 1: we've got. Okay, A coinkeding kit's landed on sport? Okay?
Speaker 1: Which is history? Which Roman emperor ordered the construction of
Speaker 1: a seventy three mile long wall which separated England from Scotland.
Speaker 1: It is interesting question you're going to be looking for
Speaker 1: the answer for is the word havean? That's not true.
Speaker 1: Adrian connected up some existing qualtifications. There are the answer
Speaker 1: you're going to say, The answer is Hadrien? What are
Speaker 1: the answer? You're going to say that there isn't one
Speaker 1: person that built the wall because it was built by
Speaker 1: successive people. It's been like that, isn't it? He ordered it?
Speaker 1: He didn't build it. He ordered it. It was on
Speaker 1: Amazon and went, I guess only fourth while war that's
Speaker 1: good all next day delivery. So it says Emperor Hadrian.
Speaker 1: But you don't. You're not happy with that. I'm not
Speaker 1: happy with that, boy, it's the answer. Will except all
Speaker 1: move on? Okay? Story geeks hand modeling, Uh huh. You
Speaker 1: don't get paid for hard mudeling, do you? Oh? General knowledge? Okay.
Speaker 1: Levi's genes are synonymous, some monomenous synonymous synonymous with the US.
Speaker 1: But from which country does its founder, Levey Streiss originate?
Speaker 1: Austria nor Germany? Yeah, it was one of them. Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: What kind of genes do you prefer? Mike? Do you
Speaker 1: prefer a loose cut, a boot cut, a stonewash? You're
Speaker 1: going to make comment the fact that I have some
Speaker 1: skinny genes? A pair of jeggings, okay, let's spin. Wait,
Speaker 1: you picked up a pair by Jess before. Does that
Speaker 1: say slim? He said skinny fit. It didn't say sweet
Speaker 1: and slim fit.
Speaker 2: I can't wear skinny jeans movies?
Speaker 1: Okay? Is it porn? No? Geene Wilder and Johnny Depp
Speaker 1: have both played which carrot guitar, ric guitar, carric guitar
Speaker 1: and also, if we're going very modern, Timore here shallow me,
Speaker 1: tim Sha sham, tim Sha shampoo, shampoo. Oh, dear, will
Speaker 1: you Wonka? It's right. Yeah, he's in the new Willie
Speaker 1: Wonka film with Timita shampoo. Yeah, there is. It was
Speaker 1: filmed in Bath. I didn't watch it. No, I didn't
Speaker 1: care for it. Is it because he's a twink? Who
Speaker 1: Timothy think you? Bobby did? Because he's a twink? A twink? No,
Speaker 1: it just gives me, just gives me bad vibes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: icky vibese. I'm going to give loads of people in
Speaker 1: college cyphonos or something like that. I mean, I fact
Speaker 1: checked that before you put it out there. But you
Speaker 1: know whatever, do we just spin the wheel there before
Speaker 1: we get any further. Okay, that was a big spin.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't need to give it as much
Speaker 1: pump as you were giving you. Oh, it's back on
Speaker 1: the move, Okay, okay. Which former Calvin Klein model played
Speaker 1: the male lead role in Fifty Shades of Gray no
Speaker 1: Idea Jamie Jamie Curtis, Jamie Lee Kurmis Jamie Lee Curtis. No,
Speaker 1: it was Jamie Dornan. I don't know who that is.
Speaker 1: I don't know either. It wasn't a film for the homosexuals,
Speaker 1: was it really that? It was fun? It was for
Speaker 1: the ladies of a certain age. But did you watch
Speaker 1: it then? We now? Oh, my goodness, it is the
Speaker 1: movies again. The sale of ray ban aviator glasses jumped
Speaker 1: forty percent after the release of which nineteen eighty six movie,
Speaker 1: It's the one with the poison Dwarf and it shot
Speaker 1: top them with the poisoned dwarf in it? Who's a
Speaker 1: poison dwarf? Tom Cruise, you said it, not me? It was.
Speaker 1: He was very handsome back then, not so much now.
Speaker 1: It was top Gun. It was indeed top Gune. They
Speaker 1: had a very homo erotic scene in that, didn't they
Speaker 1: did they? Yeah, when they were playing what's the thing
Speaker 1: when the volleyball? Is it volleyball? Beach ball? And they
Speaker 1: were all balls a thing, isn't it? No? That is it?
Speaker 1: When they have a net and a ball and volleyball
Speaker 1: volleyball and they were all they were all topless checking
Speaker 1: out kids. That's horotic because it had no top on. Well,
Speaker 1: it was filmed in a kind of a homoe. I'm
Speaker 1: getting very excited. I can't get a word. Just because
Speaker 1: you wank to it doesn't mean it's ho And then
Speaker 1: Will Young recreated it in one of his videos. Did
Speaker 1: he did video? It was no spaff on my chest?
Speaker 1: That's the one. Okay, the real life what did we say?
Speaker 1: Sport was history? Okay? During the Cold War, what landmark
Speaker 1: symbolized symbolized the Iron curtain, not the beef curtain. Oh,
Speaker 1: it wasn't beef curtains. I think I've lost the I've
Speaker 1: lost the gallery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but so okay, Well I get absentities sworn at
Speaker 2: me from the gallery. Stick around because coming up next
Speaker 2: we have late and Crafty Queens. Welcome back to during
Speaker 2: they could. Now we're gonna get ready as league. It's
Speaker 2: as all creative.
Speaker 1: In Crafty Queens. Mike, Yes, do you ever get angry?
Speaker 1: Only when I breathe? Do you ever get frustrated? I'm frustrated. Well,
Speaker 1: today we're gonna make something to help combat both of
Speaker 1: those things. We're going to be making a glitter shaker.
Speaker 1: I think we might have done it before, but I
Speaker 1: have elevated it this time. Akay, you're doing the same ship.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so I have provided you with with a
Speaker 1: plastic jar. Indeed, I have already I have, I have,
Speaker 1: I have put inserted juice love juice. Is this little
Speaker 1: phlem sputum, No, it is. It is Elma's clear glue.
Speaker 1: Other glues are available. Oh, I was drinking because I
Speaker 1: thought it was you must not do that because we
Speaker 1: need we need the liquor to be slightly of viscous inside,
Speaker 1: but you also need to add other things to it
Speaker 1: as well. So you've got a little little little jar
Speaker 1: of glittering. You need to to pop the whole bottle
Speaker 1: in there, whole bottle in your jar. Lub good globe, globe.
Speaker 1: I don't really know what they use glittering for icing.
Speaker 1: So you've put your glittering in. What we're going to
Speaker 1: do is we're going to add some glitter. Surprisingly, So
Speaker 1: I've selected my colors, various sheds of peach blush, and
Speaker 1: you're gonna put a what just one cap full? I
Speaker 1: have a blue and black Oh how mask? Yeah, glitter
Speaker 1: mask is that is? That is that those colors are
Speaker 1: particular you know indication they do? Do they? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: what do they mean? Then? It means that I'm put
Speaker 1: in glittering to glitter in again. Right, So it doesn't
Speaker 1: mean that if you wore a green handkerchief, it means yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: how pretty is that? So a capful? You said, just
Speaker 1: a capful. It feels like a lot of glitter. Oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna add We're gonna add water to dilute it,
Speaker 1: dilute glitter. Yeah, okay, I have dumped in three caps
Speaker 1: very quick, of all three colors, of one of each year. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm just being a little more careful, Mike. I'm just
Speaker 1: being a little bit more conscientious.
Speaker 2: I get to mix it up yet not yet. You know,
Speaker 2: you've got two calls that are very similar there, and you.
Speaker 1: See now that what you did I was doing. They
Speaker 1: spill it because you were gibber jabbering on. So you
Speaker 1: want me to be silent when you're touching glitter there? Right,
Speaker 1: They are similar yet very subtle. I've also provided you
Speaker 1: with some tiny little things to put inside. So you've
Speaker 1: got some very little ducks. I have got some little ducks.
Speaker 1: They glow in the dark, and a little like a
Speaker 1: little rock face thing, the little person, and some little hearts. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just pop them in.
Speaker 2: Just chuck them in, these little stone things. Why are
Speaker 2: they're not painted ugly colors and being left around places.
Speaker 1: Because they're too small? Mica and I and I and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to say that my painted pebbles bring
Speaker 1: joy to the literally wands of people to the county,
Speaker 1: so onands of people. Enjoy your pep. You can shut
Speaker 1: your face right. So, now you've got all your bits
Speaker 1: and pieces inside the jar. You're going to add some
Speaker 1: warm water, which I've provided in a tin. It's tipid. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Now you have to be a bit careful with this
Speaker 1: because you don't want to spill it. I don't spill
Speaker 1: the water. Why not electric cut itself with all the
Speaker 1: electric Okay that's in the room. Now you need to
Speaker 1: kind of feel it, not right to the very top,
Speaker 1: but just two to the rim the rim, okay, and
Speaker 1: we're not going to shake it quite just Jeac's going
Speaker 1: to add somewhat added stimulus to it. So I have
Speaker 1: provided you with oh, mister Hall, what never mind. I
Speaker 1: have provided you where the heart's supposed to go in
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, have you not done it? Now? I've
Speaker 1: got the duck is in and a little stony thing
Speaker 1: is in amateur. So I have provided you this is
Speaker 1: a sensory strip. If you feel it, it has a
Speaker 1: has a sort of a grainy texture. It does have
Speaker 1: a grain tat it does, doesn't it? You're not touching it,
Speaker 1: I am. Where have you put it? I say it
Speaker 1: was century? You don't? You don't anyway you need to
Speaker 1: put it's it's self adhesive, so you just need to
Speaker 1: peel the does it not need a little bit of ades? Okay,
Speaker 1: you're going to stick that on the front, the front
Speaker 1: like a band, because the idea is that that feeling
Speaker 1: that with your little fingertips is actually quite calming, scientifically
Speaker 1: proven that scientifically by me. And then the last bit
Speaker 1: before we give it a good old shake, I provided
Speaker 1: you with a little squishy us a lot. No, that's
Speaker 1: a little axe a lottle. That's it. That's happening. Oh
Speaker 1: it stuck to me? Now where is it gone? You don't?
Speaker 1: You can glue these to the top of your jar
Speaker 1: if you want to, but some people prefer to have
Speaker 1: them removable so that they can just squeeze them separately.
Speaker 1: So I provided you with some vell crow stickers. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you want to put one of them on top
Speaker 1: of the lid like that, and then the other one
Speaker 1: on the bottom of the axe a lottle a little
Speaker 1: turn into salamanders, don't.
Speaker 2: They do if you add irodin to the water, if
Speaker 2: you add what iroding?
Speaker 1: Oh, so that's like a little bee can squish state
Speaker 1: because it's like squishy. He goes boom. Now you can
Speaker 1: shake it all up, now, Mike, I feel really ship
Speaker 1: bottle of mate a bubble bath. It's not and it
Speaker 1: will all mix together. And sorry, what did you just
Speaker 1: what noise? Does? You just make their? Look? Oh? And
Speaker 1: there you've got lots of So the idea is, when
Speaker 1: you're feeling a little bit tense, just take a litt
Speaker 1: up and see cooking it and there you go. No,
Speaker 1: you don't do all that is relaxing, right, you just
Speaker 1: look at it. Just shake it, look at it, take it,
Speaker 1: shake it and look at it. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: the corners of my mind. We've made a We've made
Speaker 1: a lovely y therapeutic glitter jar. Remember, if you can't
Speaker 1: get any pain or any of a gene, be a
Speaker 1: crafty queen.
Speaker 2: I'll stick your cock in some glitter jars. So I've
Speaker 2: got glitter in a jar samely suspended in.
Speaker 1: Water with with shined blue and how is that going
Speaker 1: to relax me? Because you should shake it and then
Speaker 1: when it's swirling around you imagine that it's calming you down.
Speaker 1: Is calming you down? Actually? Imagine? And the little glowing
Speaker 1: the dark things we're blow in the dark if you're
Speaker 1: feeling stressed at night in bed with no lights on.
Speaker 2: But yeah, the gallery have been talking to me about
Speaker 2: food and what about now? They have got this thing
Speaker 2: about marmote at the minute and puffs.
Speaker 1: I don't like them. Flashback to primary skill. Oh they're
Speaker 1: very strong. I don't like marmite. What is marmite? Yeast?
Speaker 1: What is yeast?
Speaker 2: What is It's a small organism which is just very
Speaker 2: a little bit.
Speaker 1: Okay, so marmte? Is it beef? No, it's yeast. So
Speaker 1: the thing that they used to make beer and wine
Speaker 1: and loveliness is what's made out of beef? What's that
Speaker 1: spread that's made out of beef? For real? Above real?
Speaker 1: I don't like that either. What do Australians eat that's
Speaker 1: made out of that's made out of as well? Is
Speaker 1: it that's Australian marmte? Okay, they're very salty, just a
Speaker 1: bit salty, Marma mate, because they had a bit more salt.
Speaker 1: They could. They tried salty.
Speaker 2: I've had salty things in my mouth. But that's almost
Speaker 2: the end of the show for now. Remember that you
Speaker 2: can still find us on social media at the cud TV,
Speaker 2: and if you want to catch up with what we're
Speaker 2: doing on previous episodes, you can always find us on YouTube.
Speaker 1: Just look for Chewing the Cud. You all right, you're
Speaker 1: having I just had got a pocket of flavored just
Speaker 1: at the side of the mountain. It made me do that.
Speaker 1: M Thank you for watching, and we will see you
Speaker 1: again next week week. Bye bye. I'm not I'm not sure.