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<v Speaker 4>Oh hey, it's your friend's nice dad who always pronounces

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<v Speaker 4>your name wrong. Oops, Ali Ward and welcome to the

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<v Speaker 4>thrilling conclusion of spooktober here it is let's turn our

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<v Speaker 4>brains right over to zombies, shall we? But actual natural zombies.

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<v Speaker 4>So this guest who someone I met interviewing for a

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<v Speaker 4>panel at the beloved Natural History Museum of Allie County.

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<v Speaker 4>I was immediately thrilled to meet another high caliber dork,

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<v Speaker 4>big dork who spent his spare time researching our weird world.

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<v Speaker 4>You're gonna love him. He's a longtime science writer. You've

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<v Speaker 4>likely already read his work in Wired magazines Absurd Creature

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<v Speaker 4>of the Weak column. Perhaps you've enjoyed one of his

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<v Speaker 4>many books, such as The Wasp That Brainwashed the Caterpillar,

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<v Speaker 4>or Plight of the Living Dead, What real life Zombies

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<v Speaker 4>reveal about our world and ourselves? Or a Poison Like

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<v Speaker 4>no Other, which is his latest book. His books are

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<v Speaker 4>really deeply researched. They're also hilarious. They're such a joy

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<v Speaker 4>to read. I'm a really big fan of his, and

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<v Speaker 4>his Plight of a Living Dead came out a few

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<v Speaker 4>years ago, so he was not expecting me in his inbox.

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<v Speaker 4>But I reached out to him and was like, hey,

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<v Speaker 4>oh buddy, Hi, Hi remember me? And I was like,

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<v Speaker 4>since you spent years writing a book about zombie creatures

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<v Speaker 4>and traveling all over the world to interview the best

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<v Speaker 4>scientists across this wide range of species, may I beg

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<v Speaker 4>you to talk about it onologies, since an ologist is

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<v Speaker 4>anyone studying something. And he was like, sure, dude, so my.

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<v Speaker 5>Dream has come alive.

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<v Speaker 4>And he joined me from his recording studio slash closet

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<v Speaker 4>in San Francisco, and it was just a joy to

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<v Speaker 4>delight in his encyclopedic brain and his very dry wit.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to get right to the episode, but first,

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<v Speaker 4>thank you to everyone who submitted questions ahead of time

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<v Speaker 4>via patroon dot com slash ologies it costs a book

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<v Speaker 4>a month to join. Thank you to everyone posting pictures

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<v Speaker 4>of yourself in ology smirch that you got from ologiesmirch

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<v Speaker 4>dot com. And thanks to the folks who leave reviews

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<v Speaker 4>that you know I read on purpose, such as this

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<v Speaker 4>one from Ked ninety eight, who wrote five stars. Hi, Ali,

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<v Speaker 4>I know you're reading this. I love every episode more

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<v Speaker 4>than I expect to. Every time I hit play. Your

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<v Speaker 4>asides remind me of how my brain likes to be too.

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<v Speaker 4>kN ninety eight we probably have the same fungus. And

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<v Speaker 4>with that, let's get into the business of neuroparasitology, the

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<v Speaker 4>science and study of organisms who have been fiddled with

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<v Speaker 4>in their domes. Again, this author studied this study with

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<v Speaker 4>various people who study it from different angles and species,

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<v Speaker 4>and thus, in the totally legit sense of the terminology

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<v Speaker 4>ologists belongs on ologies. So hunker down and get ready

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<v Speaker 4>for snake headed club fungus, bellies of worms, brains of zombies,

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<v Speaker 4>wasp stings, hapless cockroaches, the attraction of light, moonlit skinny dipping,

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<v Speaker 4>the philosophy of where I stop and you begin, decapitated ants,

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<v Speaker 4>and the two of us discussing the last of us

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<v Speaker 4>with author and gatherer of all facts neuroparasitology, Matt Simon.

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<v Speaker 6>These are bad, uh, at least terrible.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but we can at least talk about ants.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not as terrible as it is for ants.

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<v Speaker 4>Fuck. Bugs are fucked, Yeah, so fucked. First thing I'll

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<v Speaker 4>have you do if you could say your first and

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<v Speaker 4>last name in the pronouns use absolutely.

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<v Speaker 7>My name is Matt Simon. I go by he him.

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<v Speaker 4>So you are a science writer. You're very, very accomplished

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<v Speaker 4>in this field. Several books under your belt when you

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<v Speaker 4>wrote your first book, did that spark the idea for

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<v Speaker 4>your next book?

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<v Speaker 7>Sure? Yeah, it certainly did. The first book was kind

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<v Speaker 7>of a roundup of weird stuff happening in the animal kingdom,

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<v Speaker 7>and in that reporting and kind of gathering up those

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<v Speaker 7>different creatures, I had come across several instances of parasites

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<v Speaker 7>that have evolved to mind control their hosts, and I

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<v Speaker 7>decide it deserves a full length book treatment, which is

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<v Speaker 7>what this is. It is a kind of a deep

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<v Speaker 7>dive into the science as to this weirdly pervasive phenomenon

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<v Speaker 7>that has evolved many, many separate times across the tree

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<v Speaker 7>of life. Parasites are more often than we think, actually

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<v Speaker 7>mind controlling the hosts that they.

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<v Speaker 2>Inhabit, coming from inside the house the.

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<v Speaker 4>Min So more parasites than we realize. It's more than

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<v Speaker 4>just Courtyceps fung guess.

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<v Speaker 7>Much more than cordyceps. There are worms that do this,

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<v Speaker 7>there are wasps that do this, bacteria. So this is

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<v Speaker 7>when I say that it's more common than we realize.

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<v Speaker 7>This is more common than scientists realize. So this science

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<v Speaker 7>of zombification isn't all that old. It's really the past

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<v Speaker 7>couple of decades, it's really gotten going. So they're finding

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<v Speaker 7>more and more of these interactions between pairs site and host,

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<v Speaker 7>and there's actually a lot of these that we are

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<v Speaker 7>just totally unaware of.

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<v Speaker 4>Matt says that these universes are called umwaltz.

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<v Speaker 5>What It's a German.

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<v Speaker 4>Word that means environment or surroundings as experienced by an organism. Now,

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<v Speaker 4>umwaltz is a fun word, but not as fun as

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<v Speaker 4>the companion term ungebung, which is an umwaldt as seen

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<v Speaker 4>or experienced by a different observer. So socially, your neighbor Tim,

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<v Speaker 4>who works at an insurance firm, might exist in a

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<v Speaker 4>different umwalt than Cardi b, but her Instagram stories provide

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<v Speaker 4>an entertaining umgebung.

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<v Speaker 7>The parasites are playing with senses of taste and with

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<v Speaker 7>sight and with hearing and smell. We don't inhabit the

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<v Speaker 7>same universe that an aunt does, right, so there might

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<v Speaker 7>be much more subtle and complex manipulations by these parasites

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<v Speaker 7>that we just don't even know.

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<v Speaker 4>Is that in terms of like chemosensory cues that we

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<v Speaker 4>just can't even detect.

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<v Speaker 7>Can't even wrap our heads around. And it wasn't that

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<v Speaker 7>long ago that, like, people didn't understand how bats moved

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<v Speaker 7>the world until fairly recently in human history. There was

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<v Speaker 7>a theory for a while, think it was like one

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<v Speaker 7>hundred and fifty years that bats were actually feeling through

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<v Speaker 7>the air with their wings or feeling by touch, and

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<v Speaker 7>that was the wisdom for one hundred and fifty years,

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<v Speaker 7>And then they finally did good experiments to show that

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<v Speaker 7>there's this thing called sonar, these bats sensing the world,

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<v Speaker 7>moving through their world in this completely alien way to

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<v Speaker 7>humans at least. So it's like we are naturally self

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<v Speaker 7>centered as people, some of us more than others. But

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<v Speaker 7>I think as a species, we just don't fully comprehend

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<v Speaker 7>these sensory worlds, these umvelts that these other creatures have.

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like as soon as science does figure out

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<v Speaker 4>how something works in the animal kingdom, they're like, how

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<v Speaker 4>can we weaponize this?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, turn it against somebody?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, how can we figure out to duplicate this in

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<v Speaker 4>some sort of militarized fashion.

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<v Speaker 1>Gee, I wish we had one of the boomsday machines.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go back to you a little bit. Had you

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<v Speaker 4>been taking notes in a nature journal since you were

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<v Speaker 4>a child, did you want to be a field biologist?

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<v Speaker 4>And then there were too many shots you had to

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<v Speaker 4>get what's your origin story?

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<v Speaker 7>It was mostly too much school, you know, kind of

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<v Speaker 7>go get your bachelor's and on and on and on

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<v Speaker 7>to eventually get a PhD. Now, I've always been totally

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<v Speaker 7>fascinated by the natural world. I spent a good amount

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<v Speaker 7>of time of it as a kid, rambling through forrest.

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<v Speaker 7>My grandparents lived in the country, rattlesnakes and such. I

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<v Speaker 7>was not bitten by arald snakes, but fascinated by them.

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<v Speaker 7>So those sorts of things kind of set the stage

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<v Speaker 7>for me. And I kind of spent my twenties just

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<v Speaker 7>wandering around aimlessly as a freelance writer, not really having

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<v Speaker 7>much direction, because a lot of people do in their twenties.

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<v Speaker 4>But Matt loved science and is excellent at studying and

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<v Speaker 4>communicating it.

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<v Speaker 7>I got to wired in my late twenties and I

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<v Speaker 7>just started writing more about science and focused in on

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<v Speaker 7>animals and did this column called Absurd Creature of the

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<v Speaker 7>Week that ran for a couple of years where I

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<v Speaker 7>profiled these weird evolutionary tricks in the natural world. That

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<v Speaker 7>turned into the first book. The second book and then

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<v Speaker 7>I just wrote a third book about microplastics, which is

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<v Speaker 7>entirely different and entirely more depressing, and we don't even

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<v Speaker 7>talk about it here. I just forget I mentioned it, so.

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<v Speaker 4>Ignore, completely ignorish his new and lauded book, A Poison

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<v Speaker 4>Like no Other, How Microplastics Corrupted Our Planet and Our bodies.

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<v Speaker 4>Forget we even linked in the show notes along with

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<v Speaker 4>his other books about weird animal stuff. I feel like

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<v Speaker 4>zombification of cockroaches is somehow going to be more uplifting

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<v Speaker 4>than that book about microplastics, right.

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<v Speaker 7>Weirdly, Yes, yeah, I can guarantee you I'd rather think

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<v Speaker 7>about you know, an's getting zombified.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, then we'll move away from the true horrors microplastics

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<v Speaker 4>for spooptober and go into lighter horrors, such as zombies

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<v Speaker 4>in the real world. Okay, so when you started to

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<v Speaker 4>tackle this subject, you already had some notes and some

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<v Speaker 4>ideas from writing your first book. So did you have

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<v Speaker 4>to figure out a list of how many neuroparasites or perisitoids?

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<v Speaker 4>I guess let's start there. The difference between something being

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<v Speaker 4>a parasite and being peristaitoid.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there a difference?

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<v Speaker 7>So a parasite is an organism some sort that can

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<v Speaker 7>be like a virus or we're talking about ants getting

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<v Speaker 7>zomba fid, we're talking about a fungus that invades their

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<v Speaker 7>body and feeds on their energy and eventually kills them

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<v Speaker 7>in these really really elaborate ways. Then a parasitoid is

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<v Speaker 7>one of these parasites that ends up killing its posts

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<v Speaker 7>in the end. So in the case of the ant,

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<v Speaker 7>obviously the most famous example, but we have lots of

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<v Speaker 7>examples of wasps that do this in really horrific ways,

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<v Speaker 7>to cockroaches and caterpillars. Vis parasite a general kind of

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<v Speaker 7>energy exploiter, parasitoid, one that actually ends up killing its Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>So one is lethal and one just keeps you alive

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<v Speaker 4>for as long as it can to drain off of you.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, so I think of a tick as a parasite,

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<v Speaker 7>right feeds off of your blood. Hopefully it doesn't give

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<v Speaker 7>you limes disease, but drops off and goes about it's

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<v Speaker 5>M M, it's merry way.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, yeah, but it was so good, it was

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<v Speaker 4>so nice.

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<v Speaker 7>Great meeting, exchanging fluids. See you later.

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<v Speaker 4>And if you're thirsty for more on ticks, lime disease,

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<v Speaker 4>and other achroologically born illnesses. We have this great mega

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<v Speaker 4>back to Matt. So he had been researching and writing

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<v Speaker 7>You get into conversations with scientists and just reading through

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<v Speaker 7>behavioral manipulators different kinds of worms, but there might be

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<v Speaker 7>different hosts in you know, subtly different ways, these extremely

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<v Speaker 7>interestingly evolved behaviors and manipulations. So yes, it was a

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<v Speaker 7>able to visit in the field, but a whole lot

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<v Speaker 7>of reading literature. So much literature like this is fun

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<v Speaker 7>to read, though it's not like organic chemistry. Sorry to

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<v Speaker 4>Bonnie Garmus, Lessons in Chemistry, has been a New York

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<v Speaker 4>Times bestseller since it's released in twenty twenty two, and

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<v Speaker 4>hopefully crimes checking, at some point Matt got sunburnt and

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<v Speaker 7>So we all know about the Afio Cortceps fungus that manipulates,

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<v Speaker 7>and that's what The Last of Us is based on.

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<v Speaker 7>But there are all sorts of scientists all over the

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<v Speaker 7>world working on these less well known interactions between parasite

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<v Speaker 7>and hosts. So I was able to visit a scientist

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<v Speaker 7>horsehair worms that do crazy things to crickets. I was

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<v Speaker 7>able to bother these people for their time and energy,

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<v Speaker 7>not unlike a parasite, actually inaction.

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<v Speaker 4>Can you talk to me about horsehair worms as long

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<v Speaker 4>as were there? Wow, you've never seen anything come out

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<v Speaker 7>It's an experience. And I was lucky enough to see

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<v Speaker 7>them both in the wild on that hike in New

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<v Speaker 7>for bodies of water, which is not a place that

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<v Speaker 7>you typically find crickets, right, But we eventually came upon

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<v Speaker 7>this cattle bucket trough. Wasn't only trout, was more circular.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know anything about farming. It was where cows drink.

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<v Speaker 4>listening while operating a tractor and screaming as a stock tank.

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<v Speaker 7>And we looked into here and we through the water,

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<v Speaker 7>and we found these wiggling, pale colored worms horse hair worms.

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<v Speaker 7>They're like I think I'm described in the book, is

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<v Speaker 7>like Ali Dente angel hair pasta. So where did these

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<v Speaker 7>especially if you are the cricket. So what happens is

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<v Speaker 7>a cricket's doing its thing. It's hopping along eating basically

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<v Speaker 7>whatever it can on the ground. They are not picky eaters,

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<v Speaker 7>so they will typically eat something like a mosquito, and

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<v Speaker 7>the mosquito has these larvae, these eggs of this parasite

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<v Speaker 7>called the horsehair worm in that body.

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<v Speaker 4>So the cricket snacks on this mosquito, not knowing that

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<v Speaker 4>it is stuffed with parasite eggs like cheese in a

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<v Speaker 7>And then once the cricket consumes that those eggs hatched

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<v Speaker 7>into larvae work their way through the tissues of the cricket,

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<v Speaker 7>which I can't imagine it feels particularly good, and grow.

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<v Speaker 7>Sometimes many of these can actually grow in the abdomen

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<v Speaker 7>of a single cricket. One of them is actually quite interesting.

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<v Speaker 7>One of them will actually snake its tail through the

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<v Speaker 7>cricket's body and around its brain. And the thinking there

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<v Speaker 7>is that it is releasing some sort of chemical to

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<v Speaker 7>then mind control the cricket. That my control entails jumping

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<v Speaker 7>into a body of water, where again, a cricket is

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<v Speaker 7>not meant to be on a kind of drown So

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<v Speaker 7>once that cricket hits the water, the worm knows to

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<v Speaker 7>escape because it's actually poking part of its body out

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<v Speaker 7>of the exoskeleton of the cricket. It can taste that water,

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<v Speaker 7>and once it is in that water, that's when it

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<v Speaker 7>makes its break and it wiggles out of the cricket,

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<v Speaker 7>this very very long worm. And we were actually able

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<v Speaker 7>in the lab to he just like you do. He

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<v Speaker 7>just went and grabbed a couple crickets that had a

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<v Speaker 7>a little pan of water, and very quickly these worms,

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<v Speaker 7>several of them, would just squirm out and the cricket.

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<v Speaker 7>You would think, well, that's it for the cricket, right, like,

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<v Speaker 7>what's what's the point of living anymore?

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<v Speaker 4>Embarrassing too, You don't need to see this.

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<v Speaker 7>You think that would be the death of the cricket.

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<v Speaker 5>It is not.

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<v Speaker 7>Actually, the vast majority of them survive. Sometimes again several

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<v Speaker 7>of these worms coming out of their bodies in this

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<v Speaker 7>really horrific fashion. So where this gets extra interesting is

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<v Speaker 7>around this idea that the scientist was telling me about

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<v Speaker 7>called the mafia hypothesis. So we know, like the old shakedown,

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<v Speaker 7>like if you don't pay us money, something bad could

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<v Speaker 7>happen to your shop. We would hate for that sort

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<v Speaker 7>of thing to happen by our hand or otherwise. So

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<v Speaker 7>there's this theory actually that the cricket wants to get

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<v Speaker 7>rid of those worms. So as the parasite is in

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<v Speaker 7>its body, it is sucking up energy and nutrients from

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<v Speaker 7>that cricket. It's quite a burden. There might be a

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<v Speaker 7>component here that the cricket actually is maybe partly behaviorally

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<v Speaker 7>modified into jumping into water, but also to a certain degree,

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<v Speaker 7>would want to to relieve itself of the burden of

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<v Speaker 7>these worms, especially given that it can go on to

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<v Speaker 7>survive perfectly fine. It is not I can imagine a

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<v Speaker 7>fun experience for the cricket to go through.

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<v Speaker 8>Please just sleep, okay, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 7>But it hops along only to probably eat another mosquito,

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<v Speaker 7>ingest more worms and then do it all over again.

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<v Speaker 4>And well, I know that you want all the answers

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<v Speaker 4>buttoned up tidally. A twenty twenty one article titled new

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<v Speaker 4>definitive host record for Nomtamorpha in Nebraska shrugs. The life

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<v Speaker 4>cycle and ecology of the horsehair worm in Nebraska remain unknown,

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<v Speaker 4>but don't let that deter you from finishing the article,

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<v Speaker 4>which includes tasty tidbits such as the male chloacle opening

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<v Speaker 4>is surrounded inside and outside by bristles that buy for

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<v Speaker 4>kate deeply, and adhesive worts are lacking. Do scientists know

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<v Speaker 4>what part of the brain the worm is wrapping around

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<v Speaker 4>to poke at to make it say water or I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>obviously if it's like, you know, what might help get

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<v Speaker 4>these things out of my butt?

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<v Speaker 5>Of some water?

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<v Speaker 4>But any idea what's happening in the brain with the worms.

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<v Speaker 7>It's not necessarily like poking into the brain. I think

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<v Speaker 7>it's getting in the proximity of the brain. They're still

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<v Speaker 7>trying to work out what the chemicals are involved here,

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<v Speaker 7>But generally speaking, across these parasites, we're looking at things

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<v Speaker 7>like very reasonable, well known steps like dopamine, GABA, serotonin,

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<v Speaker 7>and these sorts of things that serve very different functions

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<v Speaker 7>and these different creatures across the tree of life, and

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<v Speaker 7>they do of course in the human brain.

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<v Speaker 4>And in the case of the crickets and the horse

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<v Speaker 4>hair worms. Studies like the twenty eleven Behavioral Ecology Journal

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<v Speaker 4>article water seeking behavior in worm infected crickets and Reversibility

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<v Speaker 4>of parasitic manipulation found that it wasn't necessarily a great

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<v Speaker 4>thirst for water that got the crickets to soak their butts,

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<v Speaker 4>but rather a modification of phototaxis or an attraction to light.

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<v Speaker 4>And given that these horse hair worms tend to taste

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<v Speaker 4>water and unfurl out of their hosts nocturnally, they think

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<v Speaker 4>the glimmering light of the moon on water maybe what

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<v Speaker 4>gets the poor souls to just finally rid themselves of

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<v Speaker 4>their squirmy burdens via a moonlit skinny dip.

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<v Speaker 7>But it is a wildly complex manipulation that has evolved

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<v Speaker 7>again so many times independently. That's what's so fascinating to

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<v Speaker 7>me about this is that, like it seems that this

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<v Speaker 7>is just a tendency for biology to mind control, and

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<v Speaker 7>it actually makes a lot of sense because it's actually

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<v Speaker 7>an excellent strategy if you're trying to reproduce and pastor

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<v Speaker 7>genes along to the next generation.

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<v Speaker 4>Do they find that it occurs in all kinds of

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<v Speaker 4>biomes and environments, Like you talk to me about new Mexico,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think of a very arid place and looking

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<v Speaker 4>for water must be difficult for horsehair worms. But does

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<v Speaker 4>it happen more in extreme environments where resources are certain,

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<v Speaker 4>habitats are scarce, or is this everywhere?

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<v Speaker 7>As far as I can tell, it's mostly everywhere. It's

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<v Speaker 7>so again because the science is so new, and because

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<v Speaker 7>these interactions are so complex, so I justn't really just

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<v Speaker 7>beginning to work their way through how much of this

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<v Speaker 7>is out there? Where it is, but so you know

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<v Speaker 7>it's in New Mexico. There are actually species of Affio

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<v Speaker 7>Cordyceps that do this sort of manipulation in North Carolina,

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<v Speaker 7>in addition to the famous ones that we know of

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<v Speaker 7>around the tropics. This is very common among worms that

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<v Speaker 7>infect crustaceans in lakes around the world. Doesn't matter where

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<v Speaker 7>those lakes are, it is so so pervasive. And again,

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<v Speaker 7>we're just the tip of the iceberg because we're stuck

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<v Speaker 7>in our own oom veldt here. We're kind of flailing

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<v Speaker 7>in a sense that we only really know our spectrum

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<v Speaker 7>of visible light right or the sounds that we can hear,

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<v Speaker 7>tastes that we can taste, and smells that we can smell.

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<v Speaker 7>There's a much more out there, I can guarantee you well.

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<v Speaker 4>Speaking of light, what other ways are the brains controlled?

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<v Speaker 4>Is it through electrical impulses, Is it through the amount

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<v Speaker 4>of light they're getting, Is it neurochemicals, any idea other

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<v Speaker 4>ways that they're telling the brain to do different things.

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<v Speaker 7>I think a really good example here is these worms

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<v Speaker 7>called canthocephalins. These go after crustaceans known as amphipods in

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<v Speaker 7>freshwater lakes.

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<v Speaker 6>Amphipods.

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<v Speaker 4>There are over nine thousand species on the books, and

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<v Speaker 4>I did not know they existed until now rude, but

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<v Speaker 4>they live in water mostly and their name means that

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<v Speaker 4>they got feet on all sides of their body, and

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<v Speaker 4>they look like stumpy shrimp, but tiny. And sometimes they

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<v Speaker 4>answer to the name scud when they're feeling up to

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<v Speaker 4>it and aren't being turned into aquatic zombies.

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<v Speaker 7>So this is a super fascinating behavior change because it

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<v Speaker 7>depends on the life cycle of a particular a canthocephalin.

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<v Speaker 7>So they will either want to get into a fish

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<v Speaker 7>or a bird to complete their life cycle. So they

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<v Speaker 7>get into the body this little tiny crustacean. It's got little,

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<v Speaker 7>tiny hooks. It's actually kind of cute in a sickle

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<v Speaker 7>kind of way. It like sickles in front of its face.

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<v Speaker 7>It's harmless, but it ingests these worms, and the worm

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<v Speaker 7>then needs to somehow steer it into a bird or

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<v Speaker 7>a fish, which live obviously in different parts of a lake.

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<v Speaker 7>So depending on the species, if it wants to guide

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<v Speaker 7>the amphipod into a bird, it'll actually guide it toward

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<v Speaker 7>the light, right up toward the surface where it's more

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<v Speaker 7>likely to get eaten by bird and complete its life cycle.

420
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<v Speaker 7>But the ones that manipulate these crustaceans into fishes, they'll

421
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<v Speaker 7>actually keep them away from the surface. They don't want

422
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<v Speaker 7>to get eaten by birds because that's a dead end.

423
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<v Speaker 7>They're not going to be able to reproduce in that organism,

424
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<v Speaker 7>so they'll keep them in kind of shallower depths, but

425
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<v Speaker 7>out in the open where fish are more likely to

426
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<v Speaker 7>consume them. So when we're talking about behavioral manipulation, I

427
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<v Speaker 7>think it's really important to consider these as vehicles. So

428
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<v Speaker 7>these parasites have in a sense extended their own bodies

429
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<v Speaker 7>into the body of a new organism. So it's not

430
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<v Speaker 7>only controlled the behavior of this poor little crustacean to

431
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<v Speaker 7>move either toward the surface or into the open to

432
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<v Speaker 7>get eaten by a fish. It's assuming it's oomvelt in

433
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<v Speaker 7>a certain way, right, Like it kind of has eyes

434
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<v Speaker 7>that it's using by way of the poor little amphipod.

435
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<v Speaker 4>Just a side note, Matt writes in his book that

436
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<v Speaker 4>this behavioral manipulation was discovered in nineteen sixty nine when

437
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<v Speaker 4>two scientists were trying to get amphipod samples in a

438
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<v Speaker 4>lake and some of the creatures clung desperately to their

439
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<v Speaker 4>leg hares, and the researchers were like, these ones are weird.

440
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<v Speaker 5>Let's take them out of the lab.

441
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<v Speaker 1>Let's get to know.

442
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<v Speaker 4>And according to the twenty six study, altered host behavior

443
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<v Speaker 4>and brain serotonergic activity caused by acanthosephalins evidence for specificity.

444
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<v Speaker 4>Amphipods injected with serotonin displayed the same traction to light

445
00:25:01.240 --> 00:25:05.599
<v Speaker 4>as infected subjects. So serotonin did it, and maybe maybe

446
00:25:05.640 --> 00:25:08.119
<v Speaker 4>psychments can lift the darkness thanks serotonin.

447
00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:13.319
<v Speaker 7>These neurotransmitters that we know full well how they work

448
00:25:13.359 --> 00:25:15.920
<v Speaker 7>in humans, but they have u tell the different functions

449
00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:18.799
<v Speaker 7>and other animals. And I think the science now is

450
00:25:18.839 --> 00:25:24.319
<v Speaker 7>progressing into learning more exactly how these wasps or worms,

451
00:25:24.440 --> 00:25:28.400
<v Speaker 7>or fungi or fung guy, however you want to pronounce it,

452
00:25:28.519 --> 00:25:32.559
<v Speaker 7>are actually fully manipulating these creatures because it is such

453
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<v Speaker 7>an intricate and elaborate process.

454
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<v Speaker 4>What about those little critters that eat a fish's.

455
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<v Speaker 7>Tongue, Oh yeah, tongue an the isopods those, oh my god,

456
00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:48.039
<v Speaker 7>those aren't behavioral manipulators. But I think maybe in certain

457
00:25:48.079 --> 00:25:51.799
<v Speaker 7>ways more horri find These are little, not always a little,

458
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<v Speaker 7>kind of big, but they'll get into a fish's mouth

459
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<v Speaker 7>in the ocean, eat its tongue, and then replace the

460
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<v Speaker 7>tongue with itself so the fish can keep eating and

461
00:26:00.079 --> 00:26:02.960
<v Speaker 7>the paris I can keep feeding on its energy. Nobody's

462
00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:06.480
<v Speaker 7>gonna know, They're gonna know. Yeah, Happy Halloween.

463
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<v Speaker 4>First off, how do scientists feel about the term zombie

464
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<v Speaker 4>when you approach them about this book, which has the

465
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<v Speaker 4>best title ever apply to the living dead? Were they

466
00:26:16.519 --> 00:26:18.599
<v Speaker 4>like enough of the zombie stuff or they like whatever

467
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:20.759
<v Speaker 4>gets people to care about our research.

468
00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:26.400
<v Speaker 7>It depends on the crankiness of the scientist, right, like anything. Informally,

469
00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:29.319
<v Speaker 7>it is totally fine to call these things zombie. Zombie

470
00:26:29.440 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 7>is a difficult term to define in popular culture because

471
00:26:33.720 --> 00:26:37.039
<v Speaker 7>there's so many different kinds of zombies. Now they'll say

472
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<v Speaker 7>it is behavioral manipulation on part of the parasite influencing

473
00:26:40.680 --> 00:26:43.519
<v Speaker 7>its host, which is a it's a mouthful. Let's just

474
00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:48.119
<v Speaker 7>call them zombies. But is it a brain eating human

475
00:26:48.240 --> 00:26:51.480
<v Speaker 7>that rose from the dead. No, but it is zombieesque.

476
00:26:51.839 --> 00:26:54.359
<v Speaker 4>Just a wee background on this from the twenty eighteen

477
00:26:54.400 --> 00:26:58.039
<v Speaker 4>paper The Undead in Culture and Science. So the English

478
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<v Speaker 4>word zombie emerged, oh two hundred years ago, but it

479
00:27:01.279 --> 00:27:05.440
<v Speaker 4>comes from the older Haitian French zombie, most likely originating

480
00:27:05.440 --> 00:27:09.799
<v Speaker 4>in West Africa. But zombie persons are part of Haitian folklore.

481
00:27:09.799 --> 00:27:12.640
<v Speaker 4>They're usually someone who's had a short illness and then dies,

482
00:27:13.119 --> 00:27:16.279
<v Speaker 4>is entombed, and then is brought back to life via

483
00:27:16.319 --> 00:27:20.000
<v Speaker 4>witchcraft to serve the person who resurrected them, kind of

484
00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:21.960
<v Speaker 4>like a finder's fee, I guess, And as you can

485
00:27:22.000 --> 00:27:26.920
<v Speaker 4>imagine from dying and reanimating as a corpse, usually zombies

486
00:27:26.920 --> 00:27:29.559
<v Speaker 4>are pretty wiped out. They have a loss of coordination

487
00:27:29.920 --> 00:27:32.920
<v Speaker 4>or a taxia. They're not very chatty and while a

488
00:27:33.000 --> 00:27:35.799
<v Speaker 4>lot of horror movies took their cue from Haitian folklore,

489
00:27:36.279 --> 00:27:39.839
<v Speaker 4>a BBC episode of Planet Earth inspired the video game

490
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:43.000
<v Speaker 4>and subsequent hit TV series, The Last of Us, starring

491
00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:46.279
<v Speaker 4>my future best friend Pedro Prescal, and this game and

492
00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:49.960
<v Speaker 4>series kind of launched the spores of zombie animals into

493
00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:53.960
<v Speaker 4>all of our brains. Speaking of, let's talk about Cortes EPs.

494
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<v Speaker 4>First off, did you watch The Last of Us? Did

495
00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:58.880
<v Speaker 4>you play the game? How did you feel about it?

496
00:27:59.160 --> 00:27:59.960
<v Speaker 4>Having written this.

497
00:28:00.640 --> 00:28:02.119
<v Speaker 7>I have not played the game, but I watched this

498
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:05.279
<v Speaker 7>seia that thought it was fantastic. Even though there weren't

499
00:28:05.319 --> 00:28:08.440
<v Speaker 7>that many zombies. It was more of a people story,

500
00:28:08.519 --> 00:28:11.119
<v Speaker 7>which is fine. People are great, But I thought they

501
00:28:11.119 --> 00:28:15.720
<v Speaker 7>did really interesting things with the Affio cordyce EPs that

502
00:28:16.119 --> 00:28:18.359
<v Speaker 7>I'm not sure if this was true in the game

503
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:21.039
<v Speaker 7>as well, but like, I don't know if you remember

504
00:28:21.160 --> 00:28:23.160
<v Speaker 7>if there was a point where they're looking out on

505
00:28:23.240 --> 00:28:26.319
<v Speaker 7>this vista and there's this mob of zombies that have

506
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:29.920
<v Speaker 7>been parasitized by this fungus and they're kind of rippling

507
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:31.799
<v Speaker 7>like the way that they're moving, and they're saying like, oh,

508
00:28:31.880 --> 00:28:34.839
<v Speaker 7>they're somehow connected because the fungus is growing throughout everything

509
00:28:34.839 --> 00:28:37.960
<v Speaker 7>and everybody. That's reallyter That doesn't happen with Affio in

510
00:28:38.000 --> 00:28:39.960
<v Speaker 7>real life, but it is like if you heard of

511
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:44.640
<v Speaker 7>like micro Reizel networks in the forest. So these fungi

512
00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:47.799
<v Speaker 7>actually connect trees and exchange nutrients and things like that.

513
00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:50.720
<v Speaker 7>There's this constant communication underground.

514
00:28:50.880 --> 00:28:53.400
<v Speaker 4>We cover some of this in both the Mycology and

515
00:28:53.400 --> 00:28:57.880
<v Speaker 4>the Dendrology episodes. But yes, tree fungus friendship is real

516
00:28:58.000 --> 00:28:58.799
<v Speaker 4>and it's beautiful.

517
00:28:59.240 --> 00:29:01.200
<v Speaker 7>It's interesting thing that they just threw in there. I

518
00:29:01.240 --> 00:29:03.759
<v Speaker 7>thought it was fascinating, but not actually what alfio does

519
00:29:03.799 --> 00:29:04.759
<v Speaker 7>in real life.

520
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.960
<v Speaker 4>Do you know if they had any fungus consultants? I

521
00:29:08.000 --> 00:29:09.200
<v Speaker 4>mean they must have, right.

522
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:12.240
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, the guy David Hughes that I interview in the book,

523
00:29:12.279 --> 00:29:14.400
<v Speaker 7>and I went and visited him at Penn State for

524
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:17.680
<v Speaker 7>the book. But he's the guy Matt, He's he's If

525
00:29:17.720 --> 00:29:19.559
<v Speaker 7>you want to know about afio, go to David Hughes.

526
00:29:19.680 --> 00:29:21.839
<v Speaker 4>If you ever sit next to a doctor David Hughes

527
00:29:22.079 --> 00:29:25.279
<v Speaker 4>at a dinner party and he says he studies fungus.

528
00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:28.079
<v Speaker 4>Do not let him change a subject. Rather tell him

529
00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:31.839
<v Speaker 4>you love his twenty ten paper Ancient death Grip leaf

530
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:36.319
<v Speaker 4>scars reveal ant fungal paristitism or let's also not sleep

531
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:38.920
<v Speaker 4>on the twenty twenty one hit, an agent based model

532
00:29:39.079 --> 00:29:42.920
<v Speaker 4>shows zombie ant's exhibit search behavior and this episode, here

533
00:29:43.079 --> 00:29:45.400
<v Speaker 4>is an overview of a lot of different zombie animals.

534
00:29:45.559 --> 00:29:47.680
<v Speaker 4>But maybe next year I'll camp out on doctor hughes

535
00:29:47.720 --> 00:29:50.160
<v Speaker 4>loan and I'll ask him to talk to me specifically

536
00:29:50.240 --> 00:29:54.319
<v Speaker 4>about this genus which means snake club headed for now Matt,

537
00:29:54.400 --> 00:29:56.920
<v Speaker 4>who has spent much time asking Doctor Hughes and his

538
00:29:56.960 --> 00:29:59.440
<v Speaker 4>colleagues lots of questions for his book, will fill us in.

539
00:29:59.680 --> 00:30:02.480
<v Speaker 4>I do I want to know about Affio, But because

540
00:30:02.480 --> 00:30:06.119
<v Speaker 4>you've studied so many zombies, I'm coming to you. But

541
00:30:06.799 --> 00:30:09.079
<v Speaker 4>let's get into it, because I feel like that's one

542
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:12.440
<v Speaker 4>that really has captured people's attention. Can you give me

543
00:30:12.960 --> 00:30:18.640
<v Speaker 4>a rundown of what Affeo the fungus does and which

544
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:22.319
<v Speaker 4>is it just ants or does it get anyone else

545
00:30:22.319 --> 00:30:23.559
<v Speaker 4>like bees or hornets?

546
00:30:24.599 --> 00:30:28.599
<v Speaker 7>So Affio cor accepts this genus that again has hundreds

547
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:32.519
<v Speaker 7>of different species that each specialize in a single species

548
00:30:32.640 --> 00:30:36.160
<v Speaker 7>of ant. Because these manipulations are so complex, you'll hear

549
00:30:36.240 --> 00:30:39.960
<v Speaker 7>about it infecting caterpillars, and in fact, this is used

550
00:30:39.960 --> 00:30:43.200
<v Speaker 7>in traditional Chinese medicine. So it infects the caterpillar in

551
00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:47.400
<v Speaker 7>the ground, manipulates the caterpillar to point its body upwards

552
00:30:47.519 --> 00:30:51.519
<v Speaker 7>vertically in the dirt, the fungus kills the caterpillar grows

553
00:30:51.519 --> 00:30:53.359
<v Speaker 7>out of its body as a stalk that comes out

554
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:55.759
<v Speaker 7>of the ground. It's pretty cool. That's not a particularly

555
00:30:55.839 --> 00:31:00.000
<v Speaker 7>complicated manipulation because caterpillars, I love them. They're not particularly

556
00:31:00.119 --> 00:31:03.759
<v Speaker 7>complicated creatures for all their charms. But so what Alfio

557
00:31:04.079 --> 00:31:09.599
<v Speaker 7>does with ants is by necessity, wildly complicated. So think

558
00:31:09.640 --> 00:31:12.960
<v Speaker 7>about what an ant colony is. It is a bunch

559
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:17.839
<v Speaker 7>of sisters working really hard to further a colony. Ants

560
00:31:17.880 --> 00:31:20.960
<v Speaker 7>do not like intruders, as you might have known from

561
00:31:21.000 --> 00:31:27.279
<v Speaker 7>stepping on a colony. They have certain ways to detect

562
00:31:27.720 --> 00:31:31.319
<v Speaker 7>smaller intruders, so smaller insects, that sort of things. So

563
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:34.480
<v Speaker 7>they have this thing called social immunity, which is each

564
00:31:34.640 --> 00:31:37.799
<v Speaker 7>ant is a worker but also a century that is

565
00:31:38.000 --> 00:31:41.960
<v Speaker 7>sniffing out trouble coming into the colony. So if you

566
00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:46.759
<v Speaker 7>have a sister that is acting weird, maybe stumbling around,

567
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:50.880
<v Speaker 7>they're not sentimental about this. They will pick up that worker,

568
00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:54.640
<v Speaker 7>drag her to a graveyard, and dump her because there

569
00:31:54.680 --> 00:31:57.480
<v Speaker 7>could be something wrong for her, disease that she has

570
00:31:57.519 --> 00:31:59.640
<v Speaker 7>that she could very easily spread through the whole colony.

571
00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:03.119
<v Speaker 7>Because the ants in very close contact with one another,

572
00:32:03.599 --> 00:32:06.519
<v Speaker 7>and that is a major problem for a parasite like

573
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:10.880
<v Speaker 7>Coffield Cordi steps. So what it has evolved over many,

574
00:32:10.880 --> 00:32:16.559
<v Speaker 7>many generations is this intricate manipulation of an individual ant.

575
00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:20.160
<v Speaker 7>So it begins as a spore that sticks to the

576
00:32:20.319 --> 00:32:24.240
<v Speaker 7>cuticle of an ant, the exoskeleton. At the same time

577
00:32:24.279 --> 00:32:26.559
<v Speaker 7>that it's building up these enzymes that are kind of

578
00:32:26.640 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 7>rotting away that exoskeleton, it's also building up pressure, so

579
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:33.680
<v Speaker 7>it's the pressure equivalent to what's in a seven forty

580
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:37.680
<v Speaker 7>seven jet tire. So what happens is the enzyme weakens

581
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:41.160
<v Speaker 7>the cuticle, it explodes through it because of that pressure,

582
00:32:41.400 --> 00:32:45.480
<v Speaker 7>and then injects that fungus into the ant's body. The

583
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.839
<v Speaker 7>ant is pretty much done for at this point. But

584
00:32:48.519 --> 00:32:51.440
<v Speaker 7>the issue here is that if the fungus were to

585
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:55.880
<v Speaker 7>grow thoroughly throughout its body, you would assume that there

586
00:32:55.880 --> 00:32:58.119
<v Speaker 7>would be some sort of behavioral problem with the ant.

587
00:32:58.200 --> 00:33:00.440
<v Speaker 7>I don't know, I would feel a little weak if

588
00:33:00.440 --> 00:33:03.319
<v Speaker 7>this was happening to my body and start acting strange.

589
00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:07.119
<v Speaker 7>Going to convulsions would probably be the least of your worries. Yeah,

590
00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.160
<v Speaker 7>So if that were the case, some other sister would

591
00:33:10.200 --> 00:33:12.279
<v Speaker 7>see that pick up that ant dumper in the colony,

592
00:33:12.319 --> 00:33:14.559
<v Speaker 7>and that would be the end of that fungus is

593
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:18.799
<v Speaker 7>life cycle. Right, So what it has evolved is all right, well,

594
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:22.599
<v Speaker 7>don't want that to happen. It is somehow growing not

595
00:33:22.640 --> 00:33:26.359
<v Speaker 7>only through the ant's body, but growing through its muscles

596
00:33:26.400 --> 00:33:30.799
<v Speaker 7>and actually ripping apart muscle fibers and growing in between it.

597
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.519
<v Speaker 7>The scientists that I talked to, David Hues for the book,

598
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:36.279
<v Speaker 7>I have a quote in the book of him saying

599
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<v Speaker 7>that it might be that we're actually seeing a sort

600
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<v Speaker 7>of puppet master at work, that if the fungus is

601
00:33:42.359 --> 00:33:45.559
<v Speaker 7>growing through the actual muscles, it might actually be controlling

602
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:50.759
<v Speaker 7>individual muscles. Also growing around the brain, like the worm

603
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:53.240
<v Speaker 7>is kind of getting in proximity to the brain of

604
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.279
<v Speaker 7>a cricket, but never infiltrates the brain itself, and it

605
00:33:56.359 --> 00:34:00.759
<v Speaker 7>is dosing that brain with chemicals. So all the while

606
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:04.680
<v Speaker 7>this is happening again growing through individual muscle fibers, the

607
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:08.199
<v Speaker 7>ant is not acting strange, because that is the end

608
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.480
<v Speaker 7>of the life cycle if it is found out. So

609
00:34:10.559 --> 00:34:14.039
<v Speaker 7>it does this for twenty twenty one days, growing, growing

610
00:34:14.559 --> 00:34:17.599
<v Speaker 7>through the body of the ant until the time comes

611
00:34:17.639 --> 00:34:21.000
<v Speaker 7>where it wants to finish that ant off its vehicle

612
00:34:21.079 --> 00:34:23.760
<v Speaker 7>is no longer useful to it, So it orders the

613
00:34:23.840 --> 00:34:27.920
<v Speaker 7>ant to walk about ten inches off the ground and

614
00:34:28.079 --> 00:34:30.800
<v Speaker 7>bite down on the underside of a leaf, so it's

615
00:34:30.800 --> 00:34:34.440
<v Speaker 7>hanging upside down, biting into the vein of that leaf.

616
00:34:34.800 --> 00:34:37.760
<v Speaker 7>It then kills the ant, dispatches it, and then grows

617
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:41.199
<v Speaker 7>out of its mouth, and then further attaches the mandibles

618
00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:45.119
<v Speaker 7>to the leaf vein and then grows as that kind

619
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:47.599
<v Speaker 7>of characteristic stock out the back of the ant's head,

620
00:34:48.079 --> 00:34:52.440
<v Speaker 7>releases more spores, hits more of the colony soldiers and

621
00:34:52.599 --> 00:34:56.280
<v Speaker 7>workers below, and then that's how it keeps perpetuating, over

622
00:34:56.360 --> 00:35:00.559
<v Speaker 7>and over and over. It is like consistently ten inches

623
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<v Speaker 7>off the ground where the humidity and temperature is just

624
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:07.000
<v Speaker 7>right for the growth of the fungus. How does the

625
00:35:07.039 --> 00:35:09.119
<v Speaker 7>fungus know how to do this? Well, it doesn't. It

626
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:12.920
<v Speaker 7>has evolved over many many generations by trial and error

627
00:35:13.280 --> 00:35:16.119
<v Speaker 7>to get it just right like this. But it's like

628
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:20.079
<v Speaker 7>that's the weirdness of that cycle itself. Through an ant

629
00:35:20.119 --> 00:35:22.480
<v Speaker 7>that goes on to infect more in that colony, it's

630
00:35:22.519 --> 00:35:25.760
<v Speaker 7>even weirder. So they're finding that not all of these

631
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:28.400
<v Speaker 7>ants that are infected with afio do that some of

632
00:35:28.400 --> 00:35:31.840
<v Speaker 7>them actually wander outside of the colony. They just walk

633
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:34.800
<v Speaker 7>in a straight line as far as they can and

634
00:35:34.840 --> 00:35:36.639
<v Speaker 7>then do the same thing where they buy a leaf,

635
00:35:36.719 --> 00:35:39.360
<v Speaker 7>but far away from that individual colony. The theory is

636
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:42.159
<v Speaker 7>that the fungus is actually trying to get to other

637
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:45.800
<v Speaker 7>colonies because if it somehow wipes out that whole colony,

638
00:35:45.800 --> 00:35:47.400
<v Speaker 7>it doesn't want to because it wants to keep going.

639
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.280
<v Speaker 7>If it kills off its host entirely, it's not good.

640
00:35:49.679 --> 00:35:53.519
<v Speaker 7>But it's like the fungus is sending out scouts, right,

641
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:57.639
<v Speaker 7>so like try to infect nearby colonies and to perpetuate

642
00:35:57.719 --> 00:36:00.239
<v Speaker 7>its cycle over and over and over again. Yeah, the

643
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:03.119
<v Speaker 7>fucus isn't thinking about this, But this is the majesty

644
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:06.119
<v Speaker 7>of evolution and natural selection. This is just a system

645
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:10.199
<v Speaker 7>that evolved in lockstep with the you know, the severe

646
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:13.159
<v Speaker 7>measures that ants have to keep themselves healthy and to

647
00:36:13.239 --> 00:36:15.960
<v Speaker 7>keep the colonies safe. The funcus is like, oh, that's

648
00:36:15.960 --> 00:36:20.599
<v Speaker 7>that's cute. How about this. I'm going to engage your body, muscle, tissues, mind,

649
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.079
<v Speaker 7>and then dispatch you in this totally creepy way that

650
00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:25.320
<v Speaker 7>will someday be immortalized in a video game.

651
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:30.639
<v Speaker 4>And and there's no chemosensory clues for twenty one days

652
00:36:31.199 --> 00:36:34.440
<v Speaker 4>that an ant is being puppet mastered by a fungus.

653
00:36:35.119 --> 00:36:37.719
<v Speaker 7>So yeah, so here's right. This is where it's extra

654
00:36:37.760 --> 00:36:42.199
<v Speaker 7>interesting is that ants inhabit this sensory space that is

655
00:36:42.440 --> 00:36:44.400
<v Speaker 7>totally foreign to you and I. Who are you know?

656
00:36:44.440 --> 00:36:47.400
<v Speaker 7>We have great eyes, sights, pretty good hearing, but we're

657
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:52.519
<v Speaker 7>largely visual creatures. Ants are using pheromones to communicate. So

658
00:36:53.159 --> 00:36:55.679
<v Speaker 7>while that fungus is growing through the ant's body, it

659
00:36:55.719 --> 00:36:58.760
<v Speaker 7>has to somehow make sure that it doesn't smell weird. Right,

660
00:36:58.960 --> 00:37:03.360
<v Speaker 7>It's a completely foreign substance, taking up like half of

661
00:37:03.400 --> 00:37:06.039
<v Speaker 7>the ant's total body weight, which is a lot of

662
00:37:06.079 --> 00:37:08.639
<v Speaker 7>fungus in an ant. It is somehow a baby detection,

663
00:37:08.760 --> 00:37:11.760
<v Speaker 7>not only by manipulating the behavior of the ant, but

664
00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:16.119
<v Speaker 7>somehow manipulating it's scent so the sisters don't smell something

665
00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:19.719
<v Speaker 7>strange and throw that invader into a garbage sheep outside

666
00:37:19.760 --> 00:37:20.199
<v Speaker 7>the colony.

667
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:24.199
<v Speaker 4>Okay, if they throw sick members in a garbage chap

668
00:37:24.199 --> 00:37:26.800
<v Speaker 4>outside the colony, do the sick members ever make it

669
00:37:26.840 --> 00:37:30.559
<v Speaker 4>back or are they usually so almost far gone there's

670
00:37:30.599 --> 00:37:32.400
<v Speaker 4>no way they can make it back from the graveyard.

671
00:37:32.920 --> 00:37:34.760
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, if you I mean, if you're that far gone,

672
00:37:34.800 --> 00:37:40.960
<v Speaker 7>you're that sick, it's it's brutal right. I love ants,

673
00:37:41.119 --> 00:37:43.760
<v Speaker 7>but that's that's no way to treat your sisters.

674
00:37:44.159 --> 00:37:49.320
<v Speaker 4>She's the least exciting to look at, so.

675
00:37:48.519 --> 00:37:49.239
<v Speaker 6>She can be out.

676
00:37:49.400 --> 00:37:50.639
<v Speaker 7>But it's for the good of the colony, right, So

677
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:54.880
<v Speaker 7>they don't want some sort of virus, bacteria, fungus to

678
00:37:55.199 --> 00:37:59.159
<v Speaker 7>run wild throughout the colony. I feel like these sisters

679
00:37:59.159 --> 00:38:01.559
<v Speaker 7>are more than happy to make the sacrifice they live

680
00:38:01.639 --> 00:38:05.360
<v Speaker 7>to further the colony into for the queen's reign, and

681
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 7>they want to make sure that nothing can interrupt that.

682
00:38:07.679 --> 00:38:09.920
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're like, take me out if I start being weird,

683
00:38:10.280 --> 00:38:11.159
<v Speaker 4>just bye.

684
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:13.480
<v Speaker 7>Bye, unceremoniously dump me in a graveyard.

685
00:38:13.599 --> 00:38:13.840
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

686
00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:16.519
<v Speaker 4>I hear that. They even kind of employ the older

687
00:38:16.559 --> 00:38:19.199
<v Speaker 4>sisters to take them to the graveyard in case they

688
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:19.920
<v Speaker 4>die on the way.

689
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:23.840
<v Speaker 7>Yeah. It makes it's just I just I love this stuff.

690
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:29.840
<v Speaker 7>It's so god damn clever. But not intentionally or consciously clever, right,

691
00:38:29.880 --> 00:38:33.719
<v Speaker 7>it's just that evolution thinks the stuff up. I'm anthropomorphizing here.

692
00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:37.320
<v Speaker 7>It's thinking this stuff up because it is solving problems

693
00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:40.360
<v Speaker 7>for these organisms. In the case of the fungus. It

694
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:42.840
<v Speaker 7>needs to solve the problem that it's going to get

695
00:38:42.840 --> 00:38:46.119
<v Speaker 7>found out if it's not careful. It wasn't that, you know,

696
00:38:46.239 --> 00:38:49.079
<v Speaker 7>five million years ago Afio cortceps showed up like this

697
00:38:49.159 --> 00:38:51.719
<v Speaker 7>all of a sudden. It was a step by step

698
00:38:51.760 --> 00:38:54.360
<v Speaker 7>process that got better and better and better at not

699
00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:57.639
<v Speaker 7>getting detected, and better and better better at positioning. These

700
00:38:57.679 --> 00:39:00.400
<v Speaker 7>ants ten inches off the ground with a mature in

701
00:39:00.519 --> 00:39:04.119
<v Speaker 7>humidity are perfect for its development. It was piece by piece,

702
00:39:04.119 --> 00:39:07.360
<v Speaker 7>and it has landed on what is in twenty twenty

703
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:09.920
<v Speaker 7>three a super interesting thing for us humans to look

704
00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:12.639
<v Speaker 7>at and put into video games in TV shows. What

705
00:39:12.719 --> 00:39:14.400
<v Speaker 7>has been happening for a very long time.

706
00:39:15.599 --> 00:39:18.960
<v Speaker 4>Did you ever get to see this in person? Do

707
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 4>they grow colonies to test things or how has all

708
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:26.079
<v Speaker 4>of this info gathered?

709
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:29.159
<v Speaker 7>When I went to the lab at Penn State, they

710
00:39:29.320 --> 00:39:32.800
<v Speaker 7>have colonies there, I couldn't see an infection in progress,

711
00:39:32.840 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 7>but he brought out a bunch of ants that had

712
00:39:34.800 --> 00:39:38.719
<v Speaker 7>the stocks grown out of their heads. Super fascinating and horrifying. Really,

713
00:39:39.559 --> 00:39:42.719
<v Speaker 7>so it's actually done, and this is why the science

714
00:39:42.840 --> 00:39:45.800
<v Speaker 7>is kind of just getting started. It's done by field work.

715
00:39:45.840 --> 00:39:47.400
<v Speaker 7>You've got to go out and you got to sit

716
00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:50.639
<v Speaker 7>in a damn jungle for you know, weeks on it.

717
00:39:50.760 --> 00:39:54.480
<v Speaker 7>If it's a twenty day twenty one day growth cycle

718
00:39:54.559 --> 00:39:56.360
<v Speaker 7>for this fungus in an ant you got to go

719
00:39:56.400 --> 00:39:58.239
<v Speaker 7>out there and you got to like put flags on

720
00:39:58.239 --> 00:40:01.039
<v Speaker 7>the ground, You got to track individual ants, you got

721
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:03.920
<v Speaker 7>to look at trails and things like that. So it

722
00:40:04.000 --> 00:40:07.320
<v Speaker 7>is a truly amazing field work on the part of

723
00:40:07.360 --> 00:40:10.440
<v Speaker 7>these scientists. And I had also mentioned that they have

724
00:40:10.800 --> 00:40:13.639
<v Speaker 7>been finding these sort of fungus in North Carolina, which

725
00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:16.639
<v Speaker 7>a face fight doesn't make sense. Afio is in a

726
00:40:16.679 --> 00:40:20.039
<v Speaker 7>tropical setting. It's got the right humidity and temperature ten

727
00:40:20.119 --> 00:40:23.079
<v Speaker 7>inches off the ground. It's got leaves all the time

728
00:40:23.159 --> 00:40:24.920
<v Speaker 7>that don't fall off those trees that it's able to

729
00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:28.119
<v Speaker 7>bite onto. Where the North Carolina variety gets extra clever

730
00:40:28.360 --> 00:40:30.679
<v Speaker 7>is that it doesn't order its ants to bite down

731
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.480
<v Speaker 7>on the vein of a leaf. It orders them to

732
00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:35.800
<v Speaker 7>bite onto twigs in a tree. Because if the winter

733
00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:38.400
<v Speaker 7>comes out around and it hasn't completed its life cycle,

734
00:40:38.920 --> 00:40:41.239
<v Speaker 7>leaves can fall, and it doesn't fall, it stays there

735
00:40:41.280 --> 00:40:44.119
<v Speaker 7>and comes out the next spring or summer. So it's

736
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:46.199
<v Speaker 7>like it just gets weirder and weird the more that

737
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:48.000
<v Speaker 7>scientists go out in the field and find these sorts

738
00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:50.159
<v Speaker 7>of things. But yes, they can somewhat replicate it in

739
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:52.360
<v Speaker 7>the lab, but it's nothing compared to being out in

740
00:40:52.400 --> 00:40:53.239
<v Speaker 7>the actual nature.

741
00:40:53.559 --> 00:40:55.880
<v Speaker 4>I mean, how big is an ant's brain like a

742
00:40:56.079 --> 00:40:56.960
<v Speaker 4>size of a pinhead.

743
00:40:57.280 --> 00:40:59.960
<v Speaker 7>It's minuscule, but so as a fungus, right, it's grown

744
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:04.280
<v Speaker 7>as this sort of network through the ant's body. These

745
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:07.519
<v Speaker 7>are very very small scales, and it's not like it's

746
00:41:08.280 --> 00:41:10.840
<v Speaker 7>an easy thing to take over, right. An ant brain

747
00:41:10.880 --> 00:41:15.559
<v Speaker 7>may be small, but it's social behavior and interactions are

748
00:41:15.599 --> 00:41:19.320
<v Speaker 7>extraordinarily complex. So just the fact that it's been able

749
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:24.199
<v Speaker 7>to evolve this not only ones, but evolve to target

750
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:28.320
<v Speaker 7>individual species, for each individual species of fungus, it's truly

751
00:41:28.360 --> 00:41:29.159
<v Speaker 7>sem okay.

752
00:41:29.239 --> 00:41:32.239
<v Speaker 4>So an ant noggin has a quarter of a million

753
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:36.239
<v Speaker 4>brain cells, but it's still only point one micro leader,

754
00:41:36.480 --> 00:41:39.039
<v Speaker 4>which if you're like that number means nothing to me.

755
00:41:39.360 --> 00:41:44.840
<v Speaker 4>Same So according to beepop calculations, that is one million

756
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:48.760
<v Speaker 4>times smaller than your brain, give or take several thousand

757
00:41:48.880 --> 00:41:50.800
<v Speaker 4>ant brains. Because I don't know what you're working with

758
00:41:50.880 --> 00:41:53.440
<v Speaker 4>up there, and you know, I see cord aceps in

759
00:41:53.519 --> 00:41:58.119
<v Speaker 4>supplements a lot like brain boosters and energy boosters, completely

760
00:41:58.199 --> 00:41:59.119
<v Speaker 4>different cort aceps.

761
00:42:00.000 --> 00:42:02.440
<v Speaker 7>It's probably the caterpillar one that I was talking about

762
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:06.599
<v Speaker 7>that is probably very expensive. I've never used this supplement,

763
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:10.400
<v Speaker 7>but that stuff is very rare. Where it's fake, I

764
00:42:10.440 --> 00:42:13.079
<v Speaker 7>don't know. I just go to a doctor, right and

765
00:42:13.679 --> 00:42:15.320
<v Speaker 7>have a doctor tell you what's wrong with you. Don't

766
00:42:15.519 --> 00:42:17.559
<v Speaker 7>take a fungus as a supplement.

767
00:42:17.880 --> 00:42:20.119
<v Speaker 4>And one reason you might not want to take ohio

768
00:42:20.199 --> 00:42:23.559
<v Speaker 4>cordyceps supplements is because it costs more than gold. But

769
00:42:23.639 --> 00:42:27.320
<v Speaker 4>scientists have been able to cultivate another species via insect

770
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.400
<v Speaker 4>hosts in a lab. They say the fattier, the better,

771
00:42:30.599 --> 00:42:34.519
<v Speaker 4>and the compound. Molecular biologists are after something called cordyceptin,

772
00:42:34.719 --> 00:42:38.000
<v Speaker 4>which some studies have shown to stimulate the immune system

773
00:42:38.239 --> 00:42:42.519
<v Speaker 4>while also being anti inflammatory. However, studies are mixed, opinions

774
00:42:42.559 --> 00:42:45.079
<v Speaker 4>are still out. I'm not a doctor. There's still a

775
00:42:45.079 --> 00:42:47.079
<v Speaker 4>lot of research to be done, so dive into the

776
00:42:47.079 --> 00:42:49.679
<v Speaker 4>library before you bank on a zombie fungus to save

777
00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:52.440
<v Speaker 4>your life. Speaking of research, you know, I know. The

778
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:58.480
<v Speaker 4>bibliography in your book is dazzling. It's so exhaustive. Did

779
00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:02.679
<v Speaker 4>you ever talk to any scientists who named their zombie

780
00:43:03.320 --> 00:43:07.800
<v Speaker 4>subjects after movies or zombie lore.

781
00:43:09.199 --> 00:43:14.000
<v Speaker 7>I do have a really good species name from the book.

782
00:43:14.039 --> 00:43:18.920
<v Speaker 7>This is one of the acanthusphalin worms. This is the

783
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:28.119
<v Speaker 7>genus is Microphallis, which is tiny penis, and their worms,

784
00:43:28.280 --> 00:43:30.320
<v Speaker 7>and I guess they look like tiny penis. But all

785
00:43:30.320 --> 00:43:33.760
<v Speaker 7>worms in a sense look like penises to one degree

786
00:43:33.840 --> 00:43:34.679
<v Speaker 7>or another. I don't know.

787
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:37.000
<v Speaker 4>I guess, but there's some worms that are like thirty

788
00:43:37.039 --> 00:43:37.719
<v Speaker 4>meters long.

789
00:43:38.159 --> 00:43:39.920
<v Speaker 6>That is true, So I don't know.

790
00:43:39.960 --> 00:43:41.239
<v Speaker 4>I guess it's all relative.

791
00:43:41.599 --> 00:43:44.519
<v Speaker 7>It is all that's true. So then within this genus

792
00:43:44.519 --> 00:43:50.320
<v Speaker 7>there's a species called Microfallis hoffmanni, named after somebody named Hoffman.

793
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:54.639
<v Speaker 7>So it's tiny Penis Hoffman. I don't know who this

794
00:43:54.679 --> 00:43:58.639
<v Speaker 7>person was, if it was a gag that they were

795
00:43:58.639 --> 00:44:02.519
<v Speaker 7>in on, but I find that purely hilarious.

796
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:04.360
<v Speaker 5>Maybe it was an academic feud.

797
00:44:05.639 --> 00:44:07.679
<v Speaker 7>There are a lot of those out there, so very well.

798
00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:10.079
<v Speaker 7>I actually I went out of my way to try

799
00:44:10.119 --> 00:44:12.480
<v Speaker 7>to tack it down for the book, but I couldn't

800
00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.360
<v Speaker 7>find any information on who did this to poor Hoffman.

801
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:19.280
<v Speaker 4>Maybe they scrubbed the internet. Maybe they're like just get

802
00:44:19.360 --> 00:44:22.079
<v Speaker 4>rid of it. I searched way too hard for even

803
00:44:22.079 --> 00:44:25.360
<v Speaker 4>the tiniest mention of a science feud that could lead

804
00:44:25.400 --> 00:44:29.559
<v Speaker 4>to such brutal taxonomic retribution. But I came up with

805
00:44:29.760 --> 00:44:36.119
<v Speaker 4>nothing except that microfallis Hoffmaney was once called microfallas ward

806
00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:38.119
<v Speaker 4>one out of weer sent true.

807
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:38.639
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

808
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:41.400
<v Speaker 5>I guess it's a relative. Let's move on, okay.

809
00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:45.480
<v Speaker 4>Wasps that sit on top of a cockroach and use

810
00:44:45.639 --> 00:44:47.280
<v Speaker 4>its antenna as reins.

811
00:44:47.760 --> 00:44:48.400
<v Speaker 5>This is a thing.

812
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:51.079
<v Speaker 7>This is a thing. I feel like I'm a broken

813
00:44:51.119 --> 00:44:54.800
<v Speaker 7>record at this point. It gets, it gets even weird. Yes,

814
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:57.199
<v Speaker 7>this is a jewel wasp. And I was actually able

815
00:44:57.280 --> 00:44:59.920
<v Speaker 7>to see this happen in a lab and it was

816
00:45:00.119 --> 00:45:04.800
<v Speaker 7>is full tilt horrifying. So a jewel wasp is much

817
00:45:05.159 --> 00:45:08.679
<v Speaker 7>much smaller than a cockroach, which is its host.

818
00:45:08.960 --> 00:45:11.639
<v Speaker 4>I needed to understand the scale, so I enjoyed some

819
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:17.239
<v Speaker 4>photographs of this beautiful metallic green slender killer with its sad, hapless,

820
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:20.559
<v Speaker 4>beefy victim. And I've never wanted to soothe or protect

821
00:45:20.599 --> 00:45:23.559
<v Speaker 4>a cockroach more. But the size difference is like if

822
00:45:23.559 --> 00:45:26.039
<v Speaker 4>a German shepherd was attacked by a corky who wrote

823
00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:29.440
<v Speaker 4>its back, injecting it in the brain with a butt knife.

824
00:45:29.760 --> 00:45:31.800
<v Speaker 7>And when you are much much smaller than your host,

825
00:45:31.880 --> 00:45:35.920
<v Speaker 7>you have trouble overwhelming it. So what happens is that

826
00:45:36.400 --> 00:45:38.960
<v Speaker 7>it's in like a flash and the blink of an eye,

827
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:41.440
<v Speaker 7>that loss will kind of saunter up to the cockroach,

828
00:45:42.199 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 7>leap on it, and drive its stinger in between its

829
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:50.760
<v Speaker 7>two front legs, and this paralyzes the two front legs

830
00:45:50.800 --> 00:45:54.719
<v Speaker 7>so the cockroach can't bat away. What's coming next, which

831
00:45:54.760 --> 00:45:58.880
<v Speaker 7>is the loss pulls out its stinger and jams it

832
00:45:59.039 --> 00:46:03.119
<v Speaker 7>through the cockroach neck and feels around in the cockroach's

833
00:46:03.199 --> 00:46:07.519
<v Speaker 7>brain with its stinger for two very specific spots where

834
00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:11.639
<v Speaker 7>it injects venom. It then pulls out its stinger from

835
00:46:11.719 --> 00:46:15.840
<v Speaker 7>the brain surgery and steps back, and the cockroach, instead

836
00:46:15.840 --> 00:46:19.800
<v Speaker 7>of freaking out and attacking the wasp as I would

837
00:46:19.840 --> 00:46:22.519
<v Speaker 7>try to do, it just kind of stands there and

838
00:46:22.760 --> 00:46:26.840
<v Speaker 7>it obsessively grooms itself. This might have something to do

839
00:46:26.920 --> 00:46:30.599
<v Speaker 7>with part of the venom component being dopamine, which is

840
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:35.360
<v Speaker 7>involved in grooming and insects like the cockroach. So while

841
00:46:35.639 --> 00:46:39.320
<v Speaker 7>the cockroach is occupied, the wasp runs off and finds

842
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:44.559
<v Speaker 7>a burrow and comes back to the cockroach, bites off

843
00:46:44.559 --> 00:46:49.880
<v Speaker 7>its two antennae and drinks its blood and then grabs

844
00:46:49.920 --> 00:46:54.159
<v Speaker 7>onto the nub of the antennae and drags. I guess

845
00:46:54.239 --> 00:46:56.280
<v Speaker 7>drags isn't really the right word because it's so much smaller,

846
00:46:56.320 --> 00:46:59.639
<v Speaker 7>but kind of guides the cockroach towards the burrow, and

847
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:03.280
<v Speaker 7>the cockroach, instead of flying away freaking out, comes along

848
00:47:03.480 --> 00:47:07.679
<v Speaker 7>willingly and just kind of saunters over to the burrow.

849
00:47:08.360 --> 00:47:11.519
<v Speaker 7>The wasp jams it in the burrow, comes inside with

850
00:47:11.599 --> 00:47:15.880
<v Speaker 7>it and lays a single egg on its belly, gets

851
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:18.760
<v Speaker 7>out of the burrow and covers it up with rocks

852
00:47:18.840 --> 00:47:23.519
<v Speaker 7>to imprison the cockroach. So yeah, you can see what's coming.

853
00:47:23.559 --> 00:47:25.760
<v Speaker 7>So what happens is the egg hatches into a larvae

854
00:47:26.079 --> 00:47:31.199
<v Speaker 7>begins drinking the juices of the cockroach, eventually gnaws through

855
00:47:31.400 --> 00:47:38.079
<v Speaker 7>its excess skeleton and gets inside the cockroaches belly grows

856
00:47:38.119 --> 00:47:42.440
<v Speaker 7>bigger and bigger and bigger on its nutrients, and at

857
00:47:42.480 --> 00:47:47.360
<v Speaker 7>some point decides to dispatch the cockroach, consume the rest

858
00:47:47.360 --> 00:47:51.800
<v Speaker 7>of its body, and then emerge from the burrow as

859
00:47:51.920 --> 00:47:57.039
<v Speaker 7>a fully nourished adult. It is the only thing that

860
00:47:57.400 --> 00:48:00.199
<v Speaker 7>makes me feel kind of okay with what's happen to

861
00:48:00.280 --> 00:48:03.199
<v Speaker 7>the cockroaches, maybe that it's so out of it from

862
00:48:03.239 --> 00:48:06.199
<v Speaker 7>the sting to the brain in two spots, and its

863
00:48:06.239 --> 00:48:08.880
<v Speaker 7>brain that it doesn't know what's happening. But I really

864
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:13.440
<v Speaker 7>cannot imagine a more horrific way to go. And so again,

865
00:48:13.519 --> 00:48:17.840
<v Speaker 7>like Offiel, corceps involves this super complex interaction between a

866
00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:22.800
<v Speaker 7>fungus and and why can't the Joe wash just sting

867
00:48:22.960 --> 00:48:25.440
<v Speaker 7>a cockroach to death and lay an egg on it? Well,

868
00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:29.320
<v Speaker 7>by locking it alive in a burrow is tomb. Really

869
00:48:29.760 --> 00:48:33.199
<v Speaker 7>it provides a steady source of fresh food for its

870
00:48:33.239 --> 00:48:36.519
<v Speaker 7>young that is not The food is not rotting, so

871
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:40.400
<v Speaker 7>it's better nutritionally. It's like a little takeout meal that

872
00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:44.800
<v Speaker 7>it always has to kind of nit at. And yeah,

873
00:48:44.880 --> 00:48:49.800
<v Speaker 7>it's this. It just almost makes you feel sorry for cockroaches.

874
00:48:49.960 --> 00:48:51.840
<v Speaker 7>I'm not quite there, but I could see how some

875
00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:52.280
<v Speaker 7>people might.

876
00:48:53.199 --> 00:48:58.000
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to love cockroaches, I really am. This makes

877
00:48:58.000 --> 00:48:59.159
<v Speaker 4>me more sympathetic to them.

878
00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:02.880
<v Speaker 7>What brought the song You're trying to live cockroaches?

879
00:49:03.000 --> 00:49:06.519
<v Speaker 4>I'm trying to because it's it's not fair that I don't.

880
00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:10.639
<v Speaker 4>I love almost every other bug out there. I've learned

881
00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:13.840
<v Speaker 4>to appreciate wasps, and I have yet to do a

882
00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:18.280
<v Speaker 4>cockroach episode. But they're the one bug that I just

883
00:49:18.360 --> 00:49:21.280
<v Speaker 4>don't want anywhere near me unless they're straight from a

884
00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:24.519
<v Speaker 4>terrarium and they've been eating like organic bananas their whole lives.

885
00:49:24.920 --> 00:49:30.199
<v Speaker 4>I think it's because I've seen so many like eating trash.

886
00:49:30.239 --> 00:49:30.760
<v Speaker 2>But I eat.

887
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:33.239
<v Speaker 4>I mean, we eat the same pizza that was my

888
00:49:33.280 --> 00:49:36.199
<v Speaker 4>pizza a second before I dropped it on the sidewalk.

889
00:49:36.440 --> 00:49:37.199
<v Speaker 6>So you know what I mean.

890
00:49:37.320 --> 00:49:38.960
<v Speaker 4>I know I need to give them a place in

891
00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:41.760
<v Speaker 4>my heart once I get over the gag reflex.

892
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:45.440
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm with you, I'm with you. Thanks for listening.

893
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:48.360
<v Speaker 4>What about tarantula hawk wasps?

894
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.320
<v Speaker 6>So this happens?

895
00:49:49.800 --> 00:49:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Does this tend to happen mostly in arthropods?

896
00:49:53.039 --> 00:49:56.800
<v Speaker 7>Yeah? So the tarantula wasp is the hawk wasps is

897
00:49:57.000 --> 00:49:59.800
<v Speaker 7>super fascinating. It's not in the book per se it

898
00:49:59.840 --> 00:50:03.320
<v Speaker 7>is is not really a sob Well, I guess kind

899
00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:07.320
<v Speaker 7>of maybe this It's got maybe the worst sting on

900
00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:10.800
<v Speaker 7>planet Earth, at least as humans feel it. I just

901
00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:13.639
<v Speaker 7>toed years ago, right, I interviewed a guy who got

902
00:50:13.679 --> 00:50:17.000
<v Speaker 7>stung by one of these wasps, and he said, literally,

903
00:50:17.039 --> 00:50:19.400
<v Speaker 7>the only thing you can do is to lie down

904
00:50:19.800 --> 00:50:22.719
<v Speaker 7>and scream. That is the only way you're going to

905
00:50:23.079 --> 00:50:27.360
<v Speaker 7>get through this, it passes. It's not a very long

906
00:50:27.400 --> 00:50:30.880
<v Speaker 7>lived sting. But just like buckle up, buttercup, this is

907
00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:35.320
<v Speaker 7>this is gonna be a rough ride. It is so excruciating.

908
00:50:35.679 --> 00:50:37.639
<v Speaker 4>I know what you're thinking. What about the bullet ants

909
00:50:37.639 --> 00:50:41.119
<v Speaker 4>sting your brain? Says as was so colorfully recalled in

910
00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:45.360
<v Speaker 4>the Mirmorcology episode with doctor Terry McGlenn, who has been

911
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:46.280
<v Speaker 4>stung by one.

912
00:50:46.519 --> 00:50:50.199
<v Speaker 8>I've had several students intentionally get themselves stung by bullet

913
00:50:50.239 --> 00:50:52.199
<v Speaker 8>ants because they wanted to know what it felt like.

914
00:50:52.280 --> 00:50:56.519
<v Speaker 6>And and it really hur What did they do? What

915
00:50:56.599 --> 00:50:57.719
<v Speaker 6>kind of reactions happened?

916
00:50:57.880 --> 00:51:00.800
<v Speaker 8>Well, they just they just scream their heads off and

917
00:51:00.840 --> 00:51:02.320
<v Speaker 8>then use all kinds of cursing.

918
00:51:02.599 --> 00:51:04.920
<v Speaker 2>You damn.

919
00:51:07.079 --> 00:51:10.679
<v Speaker 8>Drifts. So I've worked with bullet ants, I published a

920
00:51:10.679 --> 00:51:12.760
<v Speaker 8>few papers on them, and I've only been stung by

921
00:51:12.760 --> 00:51:14.639
<v Speaker 8>them once and that was in the lab when I

922
00:51:14.719 --> 00:51:18.280
<v Speaker 8>was being dumb. And so it's possible to work with

923
00:51:18.320 --> 00:51:20.960
<v Speaker 8>them and not get stung if you just treat them

924
00:51:20.960 --> 00:51:22.920
<v Speaker 8>with respect and understand how they behave.

925
00:51:23.119 --> 00:51:27.760
<v Speaker 6>Well, hello, what happened? What happened? Tell me everything? You

926
00:51:27.800 --> 00:51:29.199
<v Speaker 6>were in the lab you got stung with it by

927
00:51:29.239 --> 00:51:29.960
<v Speaker 6>a bullet ant?

928
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:32.599
<v Speaker 8>Where how how so I was in the lab and

929
00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:35.239
<v Speaker 8>I needed to weigh this ant because I was putting

930
00:51:36.400 --> 00:51:38.840
<v Speaker 8>We're doing experiments with microbes in their guts, and so

931
00:51:40.079 --> 00:51:42.400
<v Speaker 8>to weigh the ant, I needed to put it in

932
00:51:42.440 --> 00:51:45.920
<v Speaker 8>a container and weigh the ant in the container. They

933
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:47.760
<v Speaker 8>used to track the weight of the container. But I

934
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:50.880
<v Speaker 8>realized that when I weighed the cup, it didn't have

935
00:51:50.960 --> 00:51:52.559
<v Speaker 8>a lid on it, and I was like, oh, I

936
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:54.400
<v Speaker 8>need to weigh a cup with the lid. But I

937
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:57.360
<v Speaker 8>wasn't thinking that that cup that had the lid on

938
00:51:57.400 --> 00:51:59.360
<v Speaker 8>it was the one that had the ant that I

939
00:51:59.480 --> 00:52:01.760
<v Speaker 8>was weighing in it. I just wasn't thinking. And so

940
00:52:01.880 --> 00:52:04.559
<v Speaker 8>the moment I got the lid.

941
00:52:04.360 --> 00:52:08.400
<v Speaker 4>Off, PS, if you haven't already, now would be a

942
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:12.119
<v Speaker 4>good time to cover the years of your children or

943
00:52:12.159 --> 00:52:12.840
<v Speaker 4>my mom.

944
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:13.239
<v Speaker 9>You know.

945
00:52:13.280 --> 00:52:14.960
<v Speaker 8>It just got me right on the tip of my finger,

946
00:52:15.159 --> 00:52:21.360
<v Speaker 8>and I was like fuck, fu fu, and I flung

947
00:52:21.400 --> 00:52:23.119
<v Speaker 8>the ad like somewhere in the balance room and it

948
00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:25.840
<v Speaker 8>was roaming around Meanwhile. So I have like like this,

949
00:52:25.960 --> 00:52:28.400
<v Speaker 8>you know, sophomore in college. I'm showing her how to

950
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:30.480
<v Speaker 8>do this experiment for the rest of the summer.

951
00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:30.920
<v Speaker 7>That she sees this.

952
00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:34.239
<v Speaker 8>It was like, oh my god, it was so bad.

953
00:52:34.360 --> 00:52:35.760
<v Speaker 8>It was really really bad.

954
00:52:36.159 --> 00:52:39.199
<v Speaker 4>But how does it compare to the blue, black, amber

955
00:52:39.280 --> 00:52:43.119
<v Speaker 4>winged beast of the tarantula hawk wasp? Okay, well, there's

956
00:52:43.159 --> 00:52:45.719
<v Speaker 4>this bug guy, his name's Justin oh Schmidt, who apparently

957
00:52:45.960 --> 00:52:49.719
<v Speaker 4>is cursed and has been stung by just every painful thing.

958
00:52:49.960 --> 00:52:53.679
<v Speaker 4>Who better to formulate the Schmidt Pain Index? Literally no one,

959
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:55.719
<v Speaker 4>because no one wants to go through that, so we

960
00:52:55.760 --> 00:52:58.880
<v Speaker 4>all trust Justin's accounts. So Schmidt says that the tarantula

961
00:52:58.920 --> 00:53:02.119
<v Speaker 4>hawksting feels like quote, a running hair dryer that has

962
00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:06.079
<v Speaker 4>just been dropped into your bubble bath, but that fades

963
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:09.440
<v Speaker 4>after a few minutes. The bullet ansting, however, he describes

964
00:53:09.519 --> 00:53:13.800
<v Speaker 4>as pure, intense, brilliant pain that can last up to

965
00:53:13.880 --> 00:53:17.920
<v Speaker 4>twelve hours. But the point is, just don't piss off

966
00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:19.679
<v Speaker 4>a tarantula hawk wasp.

967
00:53:19.960 --> 00:53:23.480
<v Speaker 7>My bibiz like this was did not evolve to cause

968
00:53:23.559 --> 00:53:25.880
<v Speaker 7>us pain. Right. It's not a really beautiful wasp, but

969
00:53:25.920 --> 00:53:29.840
<v Speaker 7>it goes after tarantulas. It just it stings the Bejesus

970
00:53:29.920 --> 00:53:32.039
<v Speaker 7>out of them, and it's big enough to where it

971
00:53:32.039 --> 00:53:35.440
<v Speaker 7>can actually drag away the tarantula and put it in

972
00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:37.559
<v Speaker 7>a burrow. So it doesn't have to do this complex

973
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:42.280
<v Speaker 7>behavioral manipulation. The jewel wasp pass too, but I would

974
00:53:42.360 --> 00:53:44.000
<v Speaker 7>not go anywhere a new one. It's in the desert

975
00:53:44.079 --> 00:53:47.519
<v Speaker 7>in the Southwest. Just if you see wasp walk the

976
00:53:47.519 --> 00:53:47.960
<v Speaker 7>other way.

977
00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I've seen him in real life and they're gorgeous. Yeah,

978
00:53:52.559 --> 00:53:54.880
<v Speaker 4>but I get excited because that means there's tarantulas around.

979
00:53:55.079 --> 00:53:57.320
<v Speaker 7>Oh yeah, this is what I'm an indoorsy person.

980
00:53:57.360 --> 00:53:57.800
<v Speaker 5>By the way.

981
00:53:58.719 --> 00:53:59.159
<v Speaker 6>Ps.

982
00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Recently, I was on a hike in the Santa Monica

983
00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:04.480
<v Speaker 4>Mountains and I saw tarantola in the wild and it

984
00:54:04.559 --> 00:54:08.320
<v Speaker 4>was the most thrilling celebsiting I've ever seen. In la

985
00:54:08.400 --> 00:54:11.519
<v Speaker 4>And in the late summer, man spiders go lumbering about,

986
00:54:11.880 --> 00:54:14.639
<v Speaker 4>just brave and horny, and I got to witness one

987
00:54:14.679 --> 00:54:18.159
<v Speaker 4>with my wide eyes. Anyway, back to other scary things

988
00:54:18.400 --> 00:54:20.840
<v Speaker 4>like if you can turn into a fungus zombie, which

989
00:54:20.880 --> 00:54:24.960
<v Speaker 4>was on the vulnerable mines of patrons Gen Squirrel, Alvarez, Fiberglass,

990
00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:28.480
<v Speaker 4>Holly Giorgio, Emily Burns, Kayaki Shimoto, Dave Brewer, and Mitch

991
00:54:28.800 --> 00:54:32.840
<v Speaker 4>can any of these cordyceps? Can it infect humans or

992
00:54:32.960 --> 00:54:35.320
<v Speaker 4>is it just mammals or like, no, we're too warm.

993
00:54:35.719 --> 00:54:36.519
<v Speaker 4>Don't worry about it.

994
00:54:37.360 --> 00:54:40.199
<v Speaker 7>We are in luckily no danger hair So okay, there

995
00:54:40.280 --> 00:54:46.000
<v Speaker 7>have been reports of you can get infected by a fungus, fine,

996
00:54:46.039 --> 00:54:48.960
<v Speaker 7>like a foot fungus. Right, it's a nile fungus infection,

997
00:54:49.960 --> 00:54:54.119
<v Speaker 7>don and your brain is not manipulating your behavior. These

998
00:54:54.280 --> 00:54:59.400
<v Speaker 7>are so specific in their manipulations that there's just no

999
00:54:59.559 --> 00:55:05.000
<v Speaker 7>way short of I don't know, ten fifteen million years

1000
00:55:05.000 --> 00:55:10.199
<v Speaker 7>of very specific evolution where the fungus somehow evolves away

1001
00:55:10.239 --> 00:55:13.119
<v Speaker 7>from ants and it too humans. But why would it? Right,

1002
00:55:13.280 --> 00:55:17.079
<v Speaker 7>Like ants are so abundant on planet Earth, it's this constant,

1003
00:55:17.280 --> 00:55:21.519
<v Speaker 7>massive food source for these fungui to actually do their thing.

1004
00:55:21.679 --> 00:55:24.920
<v Speaker 7>So no, do not worry. We of course, as humans

1005
00:55:24.960 --> 00:55:30.280
<v Speaker 7>do have behaviorally manipulating parasites, but fungus is not one

1006
00:55:30.320 --> 00:55:33.920
<v Speaker 7>of them. Last of us, I think is a great

1007
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:37.760
<v Speaker 7>rendition of what it might happen. But honestly, I feel

1008
00:55:37.760 --> 00:55:41.280
<v Speaker 7>like it's so much more fascinating what it's actually doing

1009
00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:46.239
<v Speaker 7>to ants versus what it theoretically could do to humans.

1010
00:55:46.639 --> 00:55:49.400
<v Speaker 4>I want to get to those questions about humans, So

1011
00:55:49.519 --> 00:55:52.519
<v Speaker 4>let's ask some questions from patrons. Can we may we

1012
00:55:52.639 --> 00:55:53.599
<v Speaker 4>love it nice?

1013
00:55:53.639 --> 00:55:53.960
<v Speaker 5>Okay?

1014
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<v Speaker 4>Okay, let's see exactly what's on your mind. Okay, Greg Wallach,

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<v Speaker 4>Leela Laco, Earl of graml Kin, Tiger Gury, and Cynthia B.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to know about toxoplasmosis. Greg asked, does toxoplasmosis turn

1039
00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:36.519
<v Speaker 4>a person into a crazy cat lady like it does

1040
00:57:36.559 --> 00:57:42.039
<v Speaker 4>with rats? Laila Laco wants to know do toxoplasmosis infections

1041
00:57:42.360 --> 00:57:46.039
<v Speaker 4>really change people's actions and personalities or zephyelin flam any

1042
00:57:46.079 --> 00:57:48.400
<v Speaker 4>idea great questions.

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<v Speaker 7>And this is a very fascinating case of a parasite

1044
00:57:54.239 --> 00:57:58.280
<v Speaker 7>that is probably in some way, some subtle ways, manipulating

1045
00:57:58.360 --> 00:58:03.559
<v Speaker 7>human behavior. So Toxoplasma, this is a microbe that does

1046
00:58:03.599 --> 00:58:07.920
<v Speaker 7>not belong in humans. Life cycle actually goes between rats

1047
00:58:07.920 --> 00:58:10.119
<v Speaker 7>and cats. So in order to complete its life cycle

1048
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:13.400
<v Speaker 7>within a rat or a mouse, it needs to get

1049
00:58:13.440 --> 00:58:16.920
<v Speaker 7>eaten by a cat. And to do that it actually

1050
00:58:17.519 --> 00:58:21.679
<v Speaker 7>manipulates the behavior of a rodent to not only not

1051
00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:25.440
<v Speaker 7>be afraid of cats, but to actually be attracted to

1052
00:58:25.519 --> 00:58:30.719
<v Speaker 7>their urine. Bad survival technique on account of that leading

1053
00:58:30.760 --> 00:58:34.280
<v Speaker 7>to getting eaten very quickly. But this is just like

1054
00:58:34.400 --> 00:58:38.880
<v Speaker 7>AFIO is mind controlling ants, which is like those a

1055
00:58:38.920 --> 00:58:42.440
<v Speaker 7>catocephaline worms are kind of piling around the amphipods and

1056
00:58:42.840 --> 00:58:46.719
<v Speaker 7>in those lakes. The microbe is using those rodents as

1057
00:58:46.840 --> 00:58:50.719
<v Speaker 7>vehicles to get into cats. So if they're getting into cats,

1058
00:58:50.920 --> 00:58:53.639
<v Speaker 7>they're coming out in cat poop. And this is why

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00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:57.960
<v Speaker 7>pregnant women should in no way be anywhere near cat

1060
00:58:58.039 --> 00:59:00.840
<v Speaker 7>poop because this has the toxo plasma and from that

1061
00:59:00.880 --> 00:59:03.960
<v Speaker 7>you can get toxoplasmosis, which is actually very dangerous for

1062
00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.199
<v Speaker 7>the developing child.

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00:59:06.400 --> 00:59:09.320
<v Speaker 4>All Right, the CDC echoes this, and pregnant people, if

1064
00:59:09.360 --> 00:59:12.800
<v Speaker 4>you must change cat litter, do so with gloves and

1065
00:59:12.880 --> 00:59:16.480
<v Speaker 4>ppe and wash your hands, and also make someone else

1066
00:59:16.559 --> 00:59:19.679
<v Speaker 4>do it, because you are growing a child, and that

1067
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:23.840
<v Speaker 4>child could develop vision loss, seizures, or cognitive difficulties if

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00:59:23.880 --> 00:59:27.679
<v Speaker 4>infected in utero. And yeah, millions of people have toxo

1069
00:59:27.880 --> 00:59:31.920
<v Speaker 4>actually billions, about ten percent of the American population, but yeah,

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00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:36.000
<v Speaker 4>they think fifty percent worldwide, and outdoor cats and stray

1071
00:59:36.039 --> 00:59:39.679
<v Speaker 4>kitties are more likely to have it from hunting infected animals.

1072
00:59:39.719 --> 00:59:42.599
<v Speaker 4>So this is another vote for keeping your cats inside.

1073
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:45.039
<v Speaker 4>You can see the Pelinology episode for more on that

1074
00:59:45.360 --> 00:59:49.159
<v Speaker 4>and yeh taso. It's not just for litterboxes. According to

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00:59:49.320 --> 00:59:51.880
<v Speaker 4>the CDC, it can live in the environment for many

1076
00:59:51.920 --> 00:59:57.039
<v Speaker 4>months and can contaminate soil and water, fruits and veggies, sandboxes,

1077
00:59:57.440 --> 01:00:01.400
<v Speaker 4>grass where animals graze, or any place where an infected

1078
01:00:01.480 --> 01:00:04.880
<v Speaker 4>cat may have left you a turd. Gardening, wash your myths,

1079
01:00:05.159 --> 01:00:09.320
<v Speaker 4>wash your veggies. So mind controlling parasites. They're scarier than

1080
01:00:09.679 --> 01:00:11.599
<v Speaker 4>ghosts who are just sticking around in the attic with

1081
01:00:11.639 --> 01:00:12.199
<v Speaker 4>some chains.

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01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:17.119
<v Speaker 7>There's a growing body of research showing some behavioral issues

1083
01:00:17.280 --> 01:00:20.679
<v Speaker 7>around people who are infact with toxic plasmosis. This is

1084
01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:24.119
<v Speaker 7>I think about a third of the population and it's

1085
01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:27.239
<v Speaker 7>been linked to aggression. There was a study that found

1086
01:00:27.320 --> 01:00:30.360
<v Speaker 7>that people tend to be in more car crashes with

1087
01:00:30.559 --> 01:00:33.559
<v Speaker 7>toxic plasmosis, which also might be a link to aggression.

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01:00:33.840 --> 01:00:37.840
<v Speaker 7>It really comes down to this, I think, really this

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01:00:37.920 --> 01:00:41.920
<v Speaker 7>fallacy that we as humans are fully in control of

1090
01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:44.440
<v Speaker 7>what we are doing, where there is all sorts of

1091
01:00:44.480 --> 01:00:47.199
<v Speaker 7>things happening in our brain that we have no control over.

1092
01:00:47.800 --> 01:00:51.440
<v Speaker 7>I'm the specific believer in free will, if you can

1093
01:00:51.480 --> 01:00:54.840
<v Speaker 7>believe it, but there's also these outside influences, so it's

1094
01:00:54.920 --> 01:00:58.000
<v Speaker 7>like you can get toxicoplasma in your brain and it's

1095
01:00:58.000 --> 01:01:01.119
<v Speaker 7>not like it intentionally doing it, but because were mammals

1096
01:01:01.159 --> 01:01:04.920
<v Speaker 7>were related to mice and rats in the way past,

1097
01:01:05.000 --> 01:01:07.519
<v Speaker 7>but still related, it's just kind of a byproduct. It

1098
01:01:07.559 --> 01:01:09.840
<v Speaker 7>does some strange things to our brain as well, and

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01:01:09.840 --> 01:01:11.880
<v Speaker 7>then it makes you think like, well, what other kinds

1100
01:01:11.920 --> 01:01:14.280
<v Speaker 7>of microbes have gotten in our brain and are subtly

1101
01:01:14.280 --> 01:01:18.000
<v Speaker 7>affecting our behavior. It's a good question and maybe one

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01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:19.719
<v Speaker 7>that not many people want to think about.

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01:01:20.840 --> 01:01:21.119
<v Speaker 9>Earl A.

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01:01:21.159 --> 01:01:25.599
<v Speaker 4>Grammaken and Kristin Rosenblaum want to know about rabies. Kristin

1105
01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:27.920
<v Speaker 4>asks what are different methods used to take over the

1106
01:01:27.920 --> 01:01:29.599
<v Speaker 4>nervous system. I'm thinking about rabies.

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01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.760
<v Speaker 7>When you think about what rabies does to people, which

1108
01:01:32.800 --> 01:01:36.480
<v Speaker 7>is truly terrible, and the myth of the zombie, they

1109
01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:40.599
<v Speaker 7>align very well. So rabies is not meant to be

1110
01:01:40.800 --> 01:01:44.599
<v Speaker 7>in humans. You get it in raccoons, coyotes, these sorts

1111
01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:49.079
<v Speaker 7>of things that undergo these really diabolical manipulations. So the

1112
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:55.280
<v Speaker 7>virus makes the animal hyper aggressive, It proliferates in the saliva,

1113
01:01:55.840 --> 01:01:59.719
<v Speaker 7>so when it orders, basically that that creature to bite

1114
01:01:59.800 --> 01:02:03.280
<v Speaker 7>on to another animal. That's the way that it transmits

1115
01:02:03.280 --> 01:02:07.440
<v Speaker 7>itself between different hosts. And of course we are not

1116
01:02:07.639 --> 01:02:10.639
<v Speaker 7>meant as humans to be part of that life cycle

1117
01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:13.280
<v Speaker 7>for the rabies virus, but we just happen to be

1118
01:02:13.480 --> 01:02:18.800
<v Speaker 7>also manipulated by its. Again, this is truly diabolical stuff.

1119
01:02:18.800 --> 01:02:23.079
<v Speaker 7>So people with rabies, it's essentially a death sentence. Almost

1120
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:26.000
<v Speaker 7>nobody who has contracted rabies has survived it unless you

1121
01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:28.880
<v Speaker 7>get the vaccine. I want to say this, and I

1122
01:02:28.960 --> 01:02:32.480
<v Speaker 7>truly mean that. This is not like, oh, I should

1123
01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:34.559
<v Speaker 7>go watch this sort of thing. There are videos of this.

1124
01:02:34.639 --> 01:02:36.679
<v Speaker 7>I would not if you come across and don't ever

1125
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:39.960
<v Speaker 7>watch it. It's really really difficult stuff to watch because

1126
01:02:40.000 --> 01:02:43.800
<v Speaker 7>you can see the person struggling. They can be hyper aggressive,

1127
01:02:43.960 --> 01:02:47.400
<v Speaker 7>like a raccoon or a coyote could, but they're also

1128
01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:51.400
<v Speaker 7>afraid of water. So this is a manipulation on the

1129
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:54.800
<v Speaker 7>part of the parasite for its other hosts to keep

1130
01:02:54.840 --> 01:02:57.920
<v Speaker 7>those animals from drinking and washing the virus out of

1131
01:02:57.960 --> 01:03:00.679
<v Speaker 7>its mouth. So there's more that virus where when it

1132
01:03:00.760 --> 01:03:04.800
<v Speaker 7>bites on, it's better able to transmit. It's a truly

1133
01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.639
<v Speaker 7>horrific thing to happen to humans, and it's probably the

1134
01:03:07.679 --> 01:03:11.000
<v Speaker 7>basis of the zombie myth, which is like this person

1135
01:03:11.039 --> 01:03:14.880
<v Speaker 7>that is locked up, kind of mumbling and really struggling.

1136
01:03:15.039 --> 01:03:17.000
<v Speaker 4>I know he said not to and of course I did.

1137
01:03:17.079 --> 01:03:23.159
<v Speaker 4>And yeah, grainy footage of blurred children's faces, one agitated

1138
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:26.199
<v Speaker 4>in a hospital bed, recoiling at water offered by his

1139
01:03:26.480 --> 01:03:29.360
<v Speaker 4>really despondent mom. It was really gutting and to know

1140
01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:33.039
<v Speaker 4>how grim the prognosis is, it's just awful. And while

1141
01:03:33.039 --> 01:03:37.039
<v Speaker 4>most infections happen with a bite, you can contract rabies

1142
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:40.519
<v Speaker 4>from saliva on an open wound, and once it's contracted,

1143
01:03:40.639 --> 01:03:43.159
<v Speaker 4>Raby's is so deadly that even if you wake up

1144
01:03:43.199 --> 01:03:46.679
<v Speaker 4>with a bat in your room, the medical protocol is

1145
01:03:46.760 --> 01:03:50.480
<v Speaker 4>post exposure prophylactics, which is a series of shots just

1146
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:53.440
<v Speaker 4>in case you were scratched or bitten in your sleep. Obviously,

1147
01:03:53.639 --> 01:03:57.039
<v Speaker 4>with larger infected animals, it's easier to discern if you've

1148
01:03:57.039 --> 01:04:00.199
<v Speaker 4>had a bite. So while Raby's deaths are rare in

1149
01:04:00.239 --> 01:04:03.400
<v Speaker 4>the US, be careful make sure your pets have their shots.

1150
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:06.400
<v Speaker 4>Rabies is a real zero out of ten. Would not

1151
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:09.719
<v Speaker 4>recommend no stars on Yelp, double thumbs down. A couple

1152
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:13.119
<v Speaker 4>of people wanted to know. Uh otter k Hosts aka

1153
01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:15.280
<v Speaker 4>Chris p wanted to know. According to the Worldwide Web,

1154
01:04:15.320 --> 01:04:18.920
<v Speaker 4>there's a powder that could be inhaled generally unwillingly, which

1155
01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:22.800
<v Speaker 4>makes the inhaler easily manipulated. How about the veracity of

1156
01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:27.639
<v Speaker 4>Haitian zombies with textro dotoxins from pofferfish? Anything else in

1157
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:32.000
<v Speaker 4>human beings that would count as zombification? Or does one

1158
01:04:32.039 --> 01:04:34.719
<v Speaker 4>have to be alive to do behavioral manipulation? Or can

1159
01:04:34.840 --> 01:04:36.480
<v Speaker 4>a plant do behavioral manipulation?

1160
01:04:36.719 --> 01:04:38.400
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, you got to be a less So like the

1161
01:04:38.400 --> 01:04:42.039
<v Speaker 7>proper zombie in popular culture comes back from the dead,

1162
01:04:42.239 --> 01:04:46.199
<v Speaker 7>right as far as we know, that's not possible for people. Luckily,

1163
01:04:46.320 --> 01:04:49.639
<v Speaker 7>that would be very problematic if people started popping up

1164
01:04:49.639 --> 01:04:50.559
<v Speaker 7>from the dead.

1165
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:54.119
<v Speaker 4>Really would legally having to go to the courthouse and

1166
01:04:54.360 --> 01:04:55.199
<v Speaker 4>reverse record.

1167
01:04:55.239 --> 01:04:57.599
<v Speaker 6>That would be such a nightmare, a lot of paperwork,

1168
01:04:57.880 --> 01:04:58.719
<v Speaker 6>so much paperwork.

1169
01:04:58.760 --> 01:05:01.880
<v Speaker 7>We don't need that.

1170
01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:05.440
<v Speaker 4>Petrodoxin PSS the magic pixie dust derived from puffer fish

1171
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:09.440
<v Speaker 4>or newts, and it can cause very unfun reactions like

1172
01:05:09.559 --> 01:05:14.760
<v Speaker 4>numbness and barfing and motor paralysis, respiratory arrest, and the

1173
01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:17.800
<v Speaker 4>big D that sends you up to heaven. Cooking doesn't

1174
01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:22.280
<v Speaker 4>even neutralize it, and it can get you via ingestion, injection, inhalation,

1175
01:05:22.599 --> 01:05:25.079
<v Speaker 4>or break in your skin. It's an opportunist and it

1176
01:05:25.159 --> 01:05:28.960
<v Speaker 4>apparently blocks fast voltage gated sodium channels in the nervous system.

1177
01:05:29.239 --> 01:05:32.039
<v Speaker 4>But more importantly, there's no antidote. So if you're on

1178
01:05:32.119 --> 01:05:34.840
<v Speaker 4>vacation and your drunk brother in law challenges you to

1179
01:05:34.840 --> 01:05:37.519
<v Speaker 4>try the pufferfish, just say no, man, or say I

1180
01:05:37.559 --> 01:05:38.159
<v Speaker 4>hate you, Derek.

1181
01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:39.079
<v Speaker 5>Everybody hates you.

1182
01:05:39.440 --> 01:05:40.000
<v Speaker 6>Do you think that.

1183
01:05:40.400 --> 01:05:43.760
<v Speaker 4>Human beings can be zombies to other human beings by

1184
01:05:43.800 --> 01:05:45.360
<v Speaker 4>engaging your behavioral manipulation?

1185
01:05:45.880 --> 01:05:47.760
<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, I think that's that's the main route

1186
01:05:47.800 --> 01:05:53.760
<v Speaker 7>of our manipulation. I'd almost rather be taken over by

1187
01:05:53.800 --> 01:05:57.039
<v Speaker 7>a fungus manipulated by people for the rest of my life.

1188
01:05:57.079 --> 01:06:00.800
<v Speaker 7>But yeah, it's like it gets at these really sticky

1189
01:06:01.159 --> 01:06:04.800
<v Speaker 7>questions about free will, right, Like, if we are able

1190
01:06:04.840 --> 01:06:08.599
<v Speaker 7>to fully parts the way that consciousness works, then would

1191
01:06:08.719 --> 01:06:11.360
<v Speaker 7>realize that, oh man, we're just kind of chemicals and

1192
01:06:11.480 --> 01:06:15.880
<v Speaker 7>electricity and gobs of fat in our brains. Right if

1193
01:06:15.920 --> 01:06:23.000
<v Speaker 7>parasites are so just proficient at hijacking these systems, reaching

1194
01:06:23.320 --> 01:06:25.599
<v Speaker 7>across the tree of life like a fungus is an

1195
01:06:25.719 --> 01:06:30.079
<v Speaker 7>entirely different animal, not even entirely different organism than an ant. Right,

1196
01:06:30.239 --> 01:06:33.880
<v Speaker 7>there's fully assuming the body of another organism. It's kind

1197
01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:36.559
<v Speaker 7>of a profound question. It's not my profound question. I

1198
01:06:37.000 --> 01:06:39.400
<v Speaker 7>didn't think this up. But when does an ant that's

1199
01:06:39.400 --> 01:06:43.239
<v Speaker 7>infected by afia corceps stop being an ant and start

1200
01:06:43.320 --> 01:06:46.920
<v Speaker 7>being something new, something like a zombie?

1201
01:06:46.960 --> 01:06:47.039
<v Speaker 8>Like?

1202
01:06:47.119 --> 01:06:50.559
<v Speaker 7>What is the dividing line there? It's weird to think about,

1203
01:06:50.639 --> 01:06:53.719
<v Speaker 7>but it's again not just having an ants happening all

1204
01:06:53.760 --> 01:06:55.000
<v Speaker 7>across the animal kingdom.

1205
01:06:55.719 --> 01:06:58.639
<v Speaker 4>So we've done quantum montology about the universe and if

1206
01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:02.559
<v Speaker 4>it's real, But one's up for a metaphysical ontology episode

1207
01:07:02.639 --> 01:07:05.760
<v Speaker 4>on the philosophical study of being. That one might be

1208
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:07.920
<v Speaker 4>the scariest of all, because it's much easier to just

1209
01:07:07.960 --> 01:07:10.559
<v Speaker 4>play video games or scroll on TikTok instead of feeling

1210
01:07:10.599 --> 01:07:13.800
<v Speaker 4>our feelings and confronting our own existence. Anyway, a bunch

1211
01:07:13.800 --> 01:07:17.039
<v Speaker 4>of people had good questions about applications in humans. Emily Straffer,

1212
01:07:17.400 --> 01:07:22.760
<v Speaker 4>Dave Cannon, Isabelle Leclerc, Mark Phillips, Anne Marie Vertzpicki wanted

1213
01:07:22.800 --> 01:07:26.199
<v Speaker 4>to know, well, in Anne Marie's words, what are neurologists

1214
01:07:26.239 --> 01:07:28.760
<v Speaker 4>saying about parasitic mind control, and Emily asked, is it

1215
01:07:28.800 --> 01:07:30.840
<v Speaker 4>possible to target only certain parts of our brain for

1216
01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.199
<v Speaker 4>mind control? Could we use something like this to treat

1217
01:07:33.239 --> 01:07:35.760
<v Speaker 4>depression or other mental illness?

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01:07:36.239 --> 01:07:38.760
<v Speaker 7>Yeah? Great questions. So in the book, I visited a

1219
01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:43.239
<v Speaker 7>scientist that Nyu, who is working with rodents with this

1220
01:07:43.800 --> 01:07:49.119
<v Speaker 7>fascinating system actually injecting materials that kind of break into

1221
01:07:49.400 --> 01:07:53.840
<v Speaker 7>individual cells in the brain and respond then to light.

1222
01:07:54.039 --> 01:07:56.480
<v Speaker 7>So she's able to shine light into the brain and

1223
01:07:56.639 --> 01:08:00.320
<v Speaker 7>activate parts of that brain, one of which being for ASI.

1224
01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:03.599
<v Speaker 7>It can actually make these rodents much more aggressive. So

1225
01:08:03.599 --> 01:08:07.360
<v Speaker 7>it's like learning more about how the brain operates in

1226
01:08:07.440 --> 01:08:09.880
<v Speaker 7>these ways. And I don't think she's looking to do

1227
01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:13.639
<v Speaker 7>the same thing to humans, like some sort of diabolical

1228
01:08:13.760 --> 01:08:16.560
<v Speaker 7>lab where she's shining light in people's brains and making

1229
01:08:16.600 --> 01:08:21.720
<v Speaker 7>them angry. But it's I think of this really fascinating

1230
01:08:22.000 --> 01:08:25.399
<v Speaker 7>notion that as we learn more about the human brain,

1231
01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:28.000
<v Speaker 7>what makes it tick. Hopefully that does not go in

1232
01:08:28.039 --> 01:08:30.880
<v Speaker 7>the direction of somebody saying, well, if I know what

1233
01:08:31.000 --> 01:08:33.439
<v Speaker 7>makes it tick, these are the ways I can behaviorally

1234
01:08:33.520 --> 01:08:37.079
<v Speaker 7>manipulate those brains, like coffeo cordys EPs might in a

1235
01:08:37.119 --> 01:08:38.119
<v Speaker 7>South American jungle.

1236
01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:40.279
<v Speaker 4>So in Plight a Living Dead, you can see the

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01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:43.319
<v Speaker 4>chapter titled the brain Hacked Rat that wore a funny

1238
01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:46.600
<v Speaker 4>hat and destroyed the notion of free Will, which details

1239
01:08:46.600 --> 01:08:50.199
<v Speaker 4>a work of neuroscientist doctor Anagret Faulkner now at Princeton,

1240
01:08:50.239 --> 01:08:55.640
<v Speaker 4>who uses optogenetics to stimulate rodent aggression through fiber optic

1241
01:08:55.720 --> 01:09:00.880
<v Speaker 4>cables in the hypothalmus a very specifically infected subject. Involves

1242
01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:06.520
<v Speaker 4>a bit of neurosurgery virology technology to accomplish this mind control,

1243
01:09:06.640 --> 01:09:09.359
<v Speaker 4>and very complicated. It seems a lot easier just to

1244
01:09:09.399 --> 01:09:12.000
<v Speaker 4>give the mice tiny little phones and show them pictures

1245
01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:15.920
<v Speaker 4>of richer, prettier mice with better lives. That's probably a

1246
01:09:15.960 --> 01:09:19.760
<v Speaker 4>faster process too. On that note, Buddy Freaking Gyerson and

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<v Speaker 4>Andrew McAdams both had questions Buddy's words, what are your

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<v Speaker 4>thoughts on fast versus slow zombies? And Andrew asked, when

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<v Speaker 4>humans become zombies, do you think they're going to be

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<v Speaker 4>slow moving like Donna the Dead or will they have

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01:09:33.319 --> 01:09:35.359
<v Speaker 4>dramatically increased physical abilities?

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<v Speaker 7>Love the question. I think that this looking at these

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<v Speaker 7>parasites and then natural world gives us some actually very

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<v Speaker 7>fascinating windows into this. So if you are off your

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01:09:47.479 --> 01:09:51.079
<v Speaker 7>cortyceps infecting an ant, you don't really necessarily need to

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<v Speaker 7>worry about the speed with which you're controlling that ant, right,

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01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:56.039
<v Speaker 7>You just don't want it to look weird enough that

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<v Speaker 7>it gets discovered by its sisters and dumped in the graveyard.

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<v Speaker 7>But there are other parasites out there, so like the

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<v Speaker 7>camp the cephalens that I was talking about that in fact,

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<v Speaker 7>the little crustaceans and the lakes, they need to make

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<v Speaker 7>sure that their hosts are not only full control of

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<v Speaker 7>their bodies, but able to get to those specific parts

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<v Speaker 7>of the lake, either to the surface to be eaten

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<v Speaker 7>by a bird or farther down the water column to

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<v Speaker 7>be eaten by a fish. So when we're thinking about

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<v Speaker 7>parasites turning their hosts into vehicles, into these sorts of zombies,

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<v Speaker 7>do you want a fast zombie? Sometimes yeah, for sure,

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<v Speaker 7>Like if you need it to complete your life cycle.

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<v Speaker 7>Does the horsehair worm in the cricket need it to

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<v Speaker 7>be well enough to get into that body of water. Absolutely,

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<v Speaker 7>But there are others like the jewel wasp and the cockroach.

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<v Speaker 7>There's no speed considerations here. It just stupefies the host.

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<v Speaker 7>So what would be the case in humans, I would

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<v Speaker 7>argue that it would be a speed thing. Like, if

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<v Speaker 7>it's about the virus ordering around the human host to

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<v Speaker 7>bite more humans, you don't want a slow, bumbling zombie host.

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<v Speaker 7>You want like a twenty eight days later, super speedy

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<v Speaker 7>zombie that can bite more and more people. Because it's

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<v Speaker 7>like from an evolutionary sense, if the virus can pass

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<v Speaker 7>itself on to more and more hosts, it's able to

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<v Speaker 7>further more generations of speedy zombies that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 7>So yeah, looking to the natural world, I would vote

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<v Speaker 7>on us becoming fast ones. I feel like that's a

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01:11:31.239 --> 01:11:33.680
<v Speaker 7>controversial topic and I'm probably going to get dragged for

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<v Speaker 7>it on the internet.

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<v Speaker 8>Thought, what a drag.

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<v Speaker 4>Sarah RL wants to know. Have you ever dressed as

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<v Speaker 4>a zomb b for Halloween? Such as the insect or

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<v Speaker 4>an Apopephalus borealis. I don't know what that is, but

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<v Speaker 4>maybe you do.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, yes, the decapitating flies. I have not dressed up

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<v Speaker 7>as any of these animals. Unfortunately. I feel like like

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<v Speaker 7>at a Halloween party, it would take a very long

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01:11:58.920 --> 01:12:02.560
<v Speaker 7>time for me to disc what it is I'm doing here,

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<v Speaker 7>and then the people would just go mad. Eyes would

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01:12:05.479 --> 01:12:07.920
<v Speaker 7>blaze over, and they would they would walk away, which

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01:12:07.960 --> 01:12:09.800
<v Speaker 7>is fine. I don't like talking to people with parties anyway,

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<v Speaker 7>so forget about it.

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<v Speaker 4>Our eyes wouldn't glaze over because ant decapitating flies are thrilling.

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<v Speaker 4>But the short version, according to math writing, is that

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01:12:17.880 --> 01:12:20.720
<v Speaker 4>a ford fly pierces a host ant between the legs,

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01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:23.640
<v Speaker 4>launches an egg torpedo into its body, and then it

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01:12:23.680 --> 01:12:25.640
<v Speaker 4>gets out of dodge. It's like, thanks man. It lets

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01:12:25.640 --> 01:12:28.359
<v Speaker 4>the ant do the whole pregnancy part, and the larvae

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01:12:28.680 --> 01:12:31.960
<v Speaker 4>migrates to the ant's head, living off of its sweet

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01:12:31.960 --> 01:12:36.039
<v Speaker 4>sweet juices before mind controlling it to leave the colony

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<v Speaker 4>to more humid leaf litter, and then put ah off

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01:12:39.960 --> 01:12:42.800
<v Speaker 4>pops its head and like Marilyn out of birthday cake,

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<v Speaker 4>now you have another homicidal fly. Oh the circle of

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01:12:45.760 --> 01:12:48.800
<v Speaker 4>life is so beautiful and brutal and disgusting. Michael max

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<v Speaker 4>Joran wants to know massapora and cicadas going bananas?

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<v Speaker 5>What's up with that?

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<v Speaker 7>Flies? Salt shakers of death? I think is what what

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<v Speaker 7>they're referring to. Cicadas get infected with this fungus, So

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<v Speaker 7>what this fungus does? It's not an intricate manipulator like

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01:13:05.960 --> 01:13:09.640
<v Speaker 7>Opfield cordyceps is, but it just rots away the abdomen

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<v Speaker 7>of the cicada to the point where you can have

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<v Speaker 7>like you find cicada's kind of dragging themselves around, missing

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01:13:16.600 --> 01:13:19.319
<v Speaker 7>basically the entirety of their abdomen that it's just been

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<v Speaker 7>eaten away. So this one's fascinating because this was not

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<v Speaker 7>me who thought of the name flying salt shaker of death.

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<v Speaker 7>But when it's flying through the air, it's actually shedding

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01:13:28.159 --> 01:13:32.239
<v Speaker 7>those scores, which then fall onto more cicadas, not unlike

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<v Speaker 7>the way that Opfiod corda steps is operating. It's just

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<v Speaker 7>not manipulating the behavior of the cicada as much.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, we have a whole episode on cicadas. It's linked

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<v Speaker 4>in the show notes. And a highlight of my life

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<v Speaker 4>was catching the emergence of brood ten in the Midwest

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<v Speaker 4>a few years back, and cicadas, you can sing in

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01:13:49.600 --> 01:13:51.560
<v Speaker 4>my ear as loudly as you want, even though I'm

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01:13:51.560 --> 01:13:53.479
<v Speaker 4>never going to mate with you. Potato Popper wants to

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<v Speaker 4>know what about the caterpillar that gets ants to be

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<v Speaker 4>at zombie bodyguards by having them consume its secretions of

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01:13:57.920 --> 01:14:00.359
<v Speaker 4>dopamine that make them less likely to move away from

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<v Speaker 4>the caterpillar and more likely to be aggressive.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it's a super cool one. There's a wasp that

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<v Speaker 7>injects its eggs into caterpillars as well, and they grow

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01:14:11.760 --> 01:14:15.399
<v Speaker 7>throughout its body and then erupt through the caterpillar skin.

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<v Speaker 7>And the caterpillar doesn't die because as they're erupting, they're

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01:14:19.760 --> 01:14:22.720
<v Speaker 7>shedding parts of their skin that plug up the wounds,

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01:14:22.760 --> 01:14:24.560
<v Speaker 7>and it keeps the caterpillar alive to act as a

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01:14:24.560 --> 01:14:29.399
<v Speaker 7>bodyguard as those little babies are developing. So that's fun.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, so caterpillars actually have all these really cool

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<v Speaker 7>interactions with ants and kind of terrifying ways. Do I

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01:14:36.000 --> 01:14:38.880
<v Speaker 7>have time for like a like a really interesting one? Okay,

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01:14:38.920 --> 01:14:42.720
<v Speaker 7>So yeah, there's this really lazily named species called the

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<v Speaker 7>large blue butterfly. It is what it says on the tin.

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<v Speaker 7>It's caterpillar does something even crazier. It lets itself get

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<v Speaker 7>captured by ants that take it back into the colony,

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01:14:57.199 --> 01:15:01.119
<v Speaker 7>which would like presumably turned into food, right, but no,

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<v Speaker 7>it also releases pheromones that trick those worker ants into

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01:15:06.079 --> 01:15:08.319
<v Speaker 7>thinking that it is not only part of the colony

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<v Speaker 7>but actually the queen, so they dote on it, they

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01:15:11.239 --> 01:15:14.760
<v Speaker 7>take care of it. They feed the colony's actual larvae

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01:15:14.800 --> 01:15:19.479
<v Speaker 7>to this caterpillar that just goes to town on these things,

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01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:22.319
<v Speaker 7>tricking the ants into thinking that just one of their own.

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01:15:22.640 --> 01:15:28.159
<v Speaker 7>Gets even crazier because there's a hyperparasitoid wasp that comes

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<v Speaker 7>into all of this, releases its own pheromones as it's

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01:15:31.439 --> 01:15:34.800
<v Speaker 7>entering the colony, and this freaks out the workers. They

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<v Speaker 7>run around going absolutely bonkers. In the confusion. The wasp

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01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:43.319
<v Speaker 7>comes up to that caterpillar, which had itself zombified the ants,

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01:15:43.640 --> 01:15:48.119
<v Speaker 7>injects it with its eggs and leaves the nest like

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<v Speaker 7>it's zombies all the way down, right, it went after

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01:15:51.159 --> 01:15:54.359
<v Speaker 7>the other. But caterpillars, I love that question because they're

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01:15:54.399 --> 01:15:58.000
<v Speaker 7>so cute and cuddly and lovely, but it can be

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01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:02.600
<v Speaker 7>a little bit diabolical. Rough, Yeah, about grasping opportunities, right,

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01:16:02.840 --> 01:16:03.319
<v Speaker 7>You got.

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<v Speaker 5>To get your bag, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Last listener question, let's end on a bummer. Robert g

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<v Speaker 4>Auditt and Caitlin Kalinowski wanted to know about global warming.

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<v Speaker 4>Robert's words. With a global temperature increase, there are signs

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01:16:17.479 --> 01:16:20.079
<v Speaker 4>fungi might be adapting to live at our slowly dropping

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<v Speaker 4>body temperatures now at ninety seven point five, down from

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01:16:24.000 --> 01:16:27.359
<v Speaker 4>ninety eight point six. I didn't know that. Are we

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01:16:27.399 --> 01:16:30.960
<v Speaker 4>at risk for pathogenic brain killing fungi like cortysceps as

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01:16:31.000 --> 01:16:32.359
<v Speaker 4>time goes on? Shiesh.

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<v Speaker 7>They say, yeah, A great question, and it's a heavy

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<v Speaker 7>field within climate science, which is determining which pathogens we

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01:16:42.960 --> 01:16:46.079
<v Speaker 7>have to worry about more on a warming planet. So where,

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01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:50.880
<v Speaker 7>for instance, will the conditions warmer, perhaps wetter conditions become

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01:16:51.079 --> 01:16:54.000
<v Speaker 7>better for fungi. Where are we going to get like

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01:16:54.039 --> 01:16:58.359
<v Speaker 7>the expansion of malaria because mosquitoes are moving into new areas.

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01:16:58.560 --> 01:17:01.600
<v Speaker 7>It's a great question and not a bright topic, but

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01:17:01.640 --> 01:17:04.079
<v Speaker 7>it's going to be super important for public health going forward.

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<v Speaker 7>That's much worrying about, like behaviorally manipulating parasites like these

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01:17:08.680 --> 01:17:12.680
<v Speaker 7>songi that we've been talking about, but certainly all manner

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01:17:12.760 --> 01:17:15.640
<v Speaker 7>of others that are going to expand their ranges due

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01:17:15.640 --> 01:17:18.720
<v Speaker 7>to climate change. That's a I'm sorry, that's a bummer.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know how to phrase that.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, there's no good way to phrase that large of

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01:17:25.239 --> 01:17:28.239
<v Speaker 4>bad news. And if that doesn't get you might be

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01:17:28.279 --> 01:17:31.800
<v Speaker 4>the microplastics again. His latest book about microplastics is called

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01:17:31.800 --> 01:17:33.880
<v Speaker 4>a Poison Like no Other, and it's linked in the

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01:17:33.880 --> 01:17:36.359
<v Speaker 4>show Not. It's just in case you'd like more info

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01:17:36.439 --> 01:17:39.359
<v Speaker 4>and terror in your life. I'm just asking two bummer

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01:17:39.439 --> 01:17:42.399
<v Speaker 4>questions in a row, but last questions that I always ask.

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01:17:42.640 --> 01:17:44.600
<v Speaker 4>Usually I say, what's the worst thing about your job?

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01:17:44.760 --> 01:17:48.239
<v Speaker 4>But I want to know what the SUCKI ist zombie

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01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:54.239
<v Speaker 4>movie or something that bums you out about zombies, or

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01:17:54.279 --> 01:17:59.119
<v Speaker 4>something that sucks about zombies, or the worst artistic interpretation

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01:17:59.199 --> 01:17:59.600
<v Speaker 4>you've seen.

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01:18:00.760 --> 01:18:03.600
<v Speaker 7>I think what bothers me most is just how they

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01:18:03.720 --> 01:18:07.119
<v Speaker 7>keep coming, like not unlike zombies. It's run its course.

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01:18:07.239 --> 01:18:10.560
<v Speaker 7>Let's move on from zombies. Let's maybe think of something.

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01:18:10.600 --> 01:18:12.159
<v Speaker 7>And this is coming from a person wrote a book

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01:18:12.159 --> 01:18:15.560
<v Speaker 7>about something like I'm sick of hearing about them because

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01:18:15.600 --> 01:18:18.840
<v Speaker 7>I also I ruined it for myself, because I feel

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<v Speaker 7>like what has happened in nature, what has evolved many, many,

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01:18:23.279 --> 01:18:26.560
<v Speaker 7>many times independently across the tree of life, is so

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01:18:26.720 --> 01:18:31.640
<v Speaker 7>much more interesting than what some hackey screenwriter cobbled together

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01:18:32.359 --> 01:18:36.439
<v Speaker 7>in a coke fueled afternoon. But that's just me being grumpy.

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<v Speaker 4>Favorite thing about writing the book, favorite story, or favorite

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01:18:42.439 --> 01:18:43.560
<v Speaker 4>experience traveling.

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<v Speaker 7>I think the walking through New Mexico looking for the

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01:18:47.640 --> 01:18:51.880
<v Speaker 7>horsehair worms. There was the guy that side just walk

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01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:55.399
<v Speaker 7>me around. There was a sign that said like beware

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01:18:55.399 --> 01:18:59.000
<v Speaker 7>of bears and mountain lions or something along those lines,

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01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.680
<v Speaker 7>and he's like, don't worry about I've never seen a

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01:19:01.720 --> 01:19:04.920
<v Speaker 7>bear or amountain lime out here. It's like, well, they

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01:19:04.960 --> 01:19:09.399
<v Speaker 7>put the sign up for some sort of reason. He

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01:19:09.479 --> 01:19:11.600
<v Speaker 7>was a good guy. I loved him, and I guess

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01:19:11.640 --> 01:19:13.760
<v Speaker 7>about him in the book, but I don't. I'm not

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01:19:13.800 --> 01:19:19.039
<v Speaker 7>a hiker. I actually despise hiker. I'm sorry, what but

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<v Speaker 7>that was the best hike that I've ever been on

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<v Speaker 7>because I got to hold a handful of horsehair worms.

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<v Speaker 7>And it's it's just like I feel, this is a

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<v Speaker 7>stupid word. I didn't use the word blessed ever, but

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<v Speaker 7>it's the best way I can think of, Like I'm

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01:19:31.520 --> 01:19:34.600
<v Speaker 7>blessed to have a job that allows me to not

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01:19:34.640 --> 01:19:36.800
<v Speaker 7>only go do things like that, but to go to

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<v Speaker 7>work every day and like learn from very smart people

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01:19:39.199 --> 01:19:43.000
<v Speaker 7>as you do, like people that are maybe two or

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01:19:43.000 --> 01:19:45.960
<v Speaker 7>three times smarter than me. It's a humbling experience, but

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<v Speaker 7>it's also I get to learn every day, and it's

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01:19:49.359 --> 01:19:51.399
<v Speaker 7>I love it, every every minute of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Is there a reason you're hate hiking? Just curious?

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<v Speaker 7>I don't so it's I understand it's stupid, and I'm

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01:19:58.279 --> 01:19:59.880
<v Speaker 7>going to get dried for this as well, but I

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01:20:00.000 --> 01:20:02.680
<v Speaker 7>I just don't like that there's nothing at the end

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01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:06.079
<v Speaker 7>right Like I am. Okay, I could walk fifty miles

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01:20:06.159 --> 01:20:10.199
<v Speaker 7>through a city if there's some cool destination like a bookstore,

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01:20:10.239 --> 01:20:12.439
<v Speaker 7>and then I'm totally fine walking all the way back.

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01:20:12.640 --> 01:20:15.199
<v Speaker 7>I don't understand walking up a mountain to see like

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01:20:15.560 --> 01:20:18.399
<v Speaker 7>a rock or a tree. How do you like if

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01:20:18.399 --> 01:20:20.039
<v Speaker 7>you've seen one tree, you've seen all of them. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>not saying the outdoors are bad. I'm just saying that

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<v Speaker 7>the method of experiencing the outdoors by way of a

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<v Speaker 7>hike is my less than favorite thing to do. In

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<v Speaker 7>addition to the predators out there, don't forget about the

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<v Speaker 7>bears and mountain lions. What if they eat you.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm fueled by snacks and knowing that when you get

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01:20:36.840 --> 01:20:38.800
<v Speaker 4>to where you're going, you stop and you have a

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01:20:38.840 --> 01:20:40.720
<v Speaker 4>snack and then you go back. So a lot of

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01:20:40.760 --> 01:20:43.920
<v Speaker 4>the time I'm thinking about whatever kind of trail mix

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<v Speaker 4>with m and ms and stuff we got.

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<v Speaker 7>I've never thought about it in the snack perspective, but

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<v Speaker 7>that makes sense. Maybe I should just let up a

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<v Speaker 7>backpack with good snacks.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I wish you many years of indoor activities.

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 4>Please keep writing books because they're some of my favorite.

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<v Speaker 4>You and Mary Roach are just killing the game out there.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you just writing such good stuff. So I hope

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<v Speaker 4>people pick up this one and then if they're too

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<v Speaker 4>happy about it, get your Microplastics book.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, want a sweet dose of reality, buckle up.

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<v Speaker 5>This has been a joy. Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 7>Likewise, I really appreciate it. Good talking on so.

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<v Speaker 4>Ask smart authors, unsmart questions and you're bound to stagger

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<v Speaker 4>away with just a brainload of goodies. Thank you so

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<v Speaker 4>much to mapal Matt Simon for obliging and telling me

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01:21:32.920 --> 01:21:35.279
<v Speaker 4>all about these critters. His book Plight of the Living

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<v Speaker 4>Dead details even more and it's just such a fun read.

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01:21:38.680 --> 01:21:40.640
<v Speaker 4>And his new book, A Poison Like No Other, is

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<v Speaker 4>linked in the show notes for you. There's also a

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<v Speaker 4>link to the World Wildlife Fund. We are at ologies

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<v Speaker 4>on Instagram and Twitter. I'm at Ali Ward with one

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<v Speaker 4>l on both smologies or kid friendly versions of classic episodes,

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01:21:51.199 --> 01:21:52.800
<v Speaker 4>and they're linked in the show notes or up at

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<v Speaker 4>aliwar dot com, slash smologies. Thank you Zigredriguez, Thomas and

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01:21:56.079 --> 01:21:58.319
<v Speaker 4>Jared Sleeper of mind gem Media for editing those, as

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01:21:58.319 --> 01:22:01.760
<v Speaker 4>well as Mercedes Maitland to Aaron Talbert for adminting theologies

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01:22:01.800 --> 01:22:04.560
<v Speaker 4>podcast Facebook group. Emily White of the Wordery makes our

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<v Speaker 4>professional transcripts. Susan Hale is our lord and managing director.

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01:22:08.239 --> 01:22:11.920
<v Speaker 4>Noel Dilworth's scheduling producer, Kelly ar Dwyer makes the website,

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<v Speaker 4>and the puppeteer of our editing process is Mercedes Maitland

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<v Speaker 4>of Maitland Audio. Nick Thorburn made the theme music and

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<v Speaker 4>if you stick around to the end of the episode,

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<v Speaker 4>I tell you a secret. And last week, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>buckle up, I was coming back in the East Coast

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01:22:24.239 --> 01:22:26.479
<v Speaker 4>on the plane with Sharrett and it had been like

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01:22:26.520 --> 01:22:29.520
<v Speaker 4>a weirdly hellish travel day with this layover and a storm,

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01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:32.880
<v Speaker 4>the worst turbulence I've ever been in. And we were

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<v Speaker 4>sitting in the back row of the plane right next

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<v Speaker 4>to the toilet, and we had our ten year old daughter, Gremy,

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<v Speaker 4>who is a delight and also a dog, and we

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<v Speaker 4>were landing after this really long twelve hour airport day

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<v Speaker 4>and I went to wake Gremmy up under the seat

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01:22:50.279 --> 01:22:53.079
<v Speaker 4>and her ear felt cold, so I shook her and

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<v Speaker 4>she didn't move or wake up, and she hates her

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01:22:57.600 --> 01:23:00.520
<v Speaker 4>pause being touched, so I was hunched overkind of touching

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<v Speaker 4>her paws.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing.

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<v Speaker 4>And I told Jarret kind of in a panic, and

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<v Speaker 4>he tried to wake her. Nothing, and he pulled her

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<v Speaker 4>travel carrier out of the seat, and we were both

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<v Speaker 4>on this plane screaming Grammy, Grammy, and my whole life

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01:23:17.359 --> 01:23:20.680
<v Speaker 4>just changed because Gmy had died on a plane while

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<v Speaker 4>we were sitting two feet away, totally unaware that she

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01:23:24.399 --> 01:23:27.159
<v Speaker 4>passed under our feet. And I almost threw up. Jarret

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01:23:27.199 --> 01:23:30.920
<v Speaker 4>was about to start crying, and then her head popped up.

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<v Speaker 4>She's like, hey, guys, you get any cheese. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>know how she was sleeping so soundly. We thought for

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<v Speaker 4>a good minute she was dead. So hug your loved ones,

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<v Speaker 4>because it's not often that they spontaneously resurrect from the

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<v Speaker 4>seeming dead a week before Halloween.

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<v Speaker 5>Anyway, Very lucky.

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<v Speaker 9>Or bye pacadermatology, mombiology, ydo zoology, lithology and technology, meteorology, paratology, anthology.

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<v Speaker 6>You are going to feel like a zombie after this.

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