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Speaker 1: Hello, Anna, Welcome to Reality t the Kren Podcast. My

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name is Deelia and I'm one of your co hosts.

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I'm here with my daughter in law, the beautiful, the voluptous,

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the gorgeous, bea dressed Please, we are here to talk

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sister Wine. Honey. This is the run up to the Catfish,

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and I have to tell you I got so excited

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watching this episode because the preview at the end of

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this episode for the next episode, I saw that the

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Browns were in Alaska yabbage and I saw Mary crying

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about bringing a demonic force into this family. And it's

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the Catfish and it starts next week. Oh my god,

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I'm so excited. Now, before we get into the recap

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of this episode, we do have to issue you a

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very stern disclaimer. Please Batch, please hide your wife and

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hide those kids. Throw them in a dumpster. This isn't

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a Reverend podcast where we say bad words. We are

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curtifly sort of, we are sort of flyest, sort of

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fiably steal bid. We have dumb opinions, and so if

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you're one of them sensitive people.

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Speaker 2: Get out of here, you little baby.

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Speaker 1: You might want to find yourself another dumpster. But if

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you're ready to go to a very awkward adoption party

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for the Browns. Then welcome to this dumpster.

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Speaker 2: Maybe we'll get there in another five years.

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Speaker 1: All we need is a sure put or two.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: So.

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Speaker 1: Before we get into this recap, Beatrice, of course, I

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have to ask you whether you had any thoughts and

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feelings after watching this episode.

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Speaker 2: I feel like, my takeaway is gonna be really generic

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this week. It's just that portrait is weird. Every time

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I see it.

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Speaker 1: It's just creepy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Robin saying like, I wanted to create a

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moment that didn't exist, but it does now.

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Speaker 1: It's like, Okay, I wanted to supplant the wife who

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was in the portrait. Now, this is what I actually

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wanted to get some clarity on, because I had always

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heard that Robin had taken a picture from Christine that

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already existed and then created when they just put her

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kids in and inserted Cody, and voila, this was the

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new portrait. Yeah, but when she went and saw the artist, like,

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she had the cutouts of her kids and she had

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a couple of pictures, So I didn't see the original

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portrait from Christine or the original picture.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it was a very brief moment. She did slide

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a picture of Christine and Cody, and it was the

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picture with Cody as the glasses and three of their

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kids and Christine's like in the background, she's cropped out,

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so it was her there and you saw a little

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glose in it.

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Speaker 1: I must have missed it. Yeah, it was very, very

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brief okay, because I thought Robin was actually collaborating with

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that artist to create it. Oh yeah, she just straight

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up stole she toltally staking the pictures. Okay, Oh my god.

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Yeah that's beautiful. Okay, So my takeaway has nothing to

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do with the episode. It's like everything that I'm seeing

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on the subreddits. Oh my god, there's some stuff going

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down with Leon still. Yeah. There's also a post I

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guess that Mary made. It was like a really annoying

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post about how she's moving away from certain chapters in

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her life and she's walking away from her business and

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from some friendships, and I have you read it, but

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it was so fucking long and it said virtually nothing

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as usual, just all that motivational therapy speak that Mary uses.

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vibration underneath it all that felt like Mary has had

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a fall out with some of her friends, and I

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wanted to ask everybody what we think about that, and

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also that she's walking away from a business. Now, this

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can either be lularoaum, it could be worthy up, it

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could be the B and B. Yeah, what do we

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Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like it's worthy of probably, but

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I don't know, Like in the comment underneath it, like

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it was a lot of worthy of speak, So maybe

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this is her just setting it up, Like I'm gonna

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get rid of the haunted B and B because nobody

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stays there anymore.

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Speaker 1: And I don't think she wants people to stay there anymore.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like she closed it down right for renovations.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I think she's making renovations to her taste,

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like to make it a home for her, so she's

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gonna live in them. But actually I could be totally

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wrong about that. Maybe she's making renovations for the BnB. So, like,

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I don't know what business. To me, it should be

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Lulaau for sure. Who the hell is buying Lularou?

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Speaker 2: Yeah in twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 1: First of all, it's ugly as fuck. Second, it is

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overpriced yea, And third it is a toxic Mormon MLM

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that people should not be contributing to correct, So I

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would hope that it's that. But she built out that

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guest house for her studio for her lular Oe business,

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Speaker 2: Well, we're never gonna know, because she's.

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Speaker 1: Never gonna just say it. Oh my god, it's two

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thousand words and she says virtually nothing. But then there

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was the part about friendships too, Yeah, walking away from friendships.

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Speaker 2: Well, like I want. She started the whole thing off

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talking about, like, you know, my marriage ending wasn't the

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end of my life, like it was just the beginning.

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was like, friendships are like that too.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes people come into your life for like.

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Speaker 2: A season, and then they leave or whatever. And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: She talking about Robin?

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Speaker 2: Well, didn't that just sell?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I wish she would just say what the fuck she means?

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Speaker 2: She never will.

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Speaker 1: I hate all of this double speak. It's so duplicitous

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and disingenuous to me. But I am still curious. I

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don't think it's Jem because I think I just saw

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a video of them together laughing. I think she's put

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some stuff up on her Instagram with her and another friend.

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I just don't know. Does anybody know out there what

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any of this is about? If you do, you can

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DM our girl Beatrice on Instagram. You can also drop

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in the comments on YouTube or Patreon. We are set,

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yeah for the information. Now, the other thing that I

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wanted to talk about was Leon. But for this I

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think we need to go uncensored.

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Would love to have you. Now, without further ado, let's

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get into this week's recap of Sister Wives Season nine,

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episode ten, and Tata told.

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Speaker 2: The chaw hosts in the could a Sacha.

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Speaker 1: In the culd a sack? Okay, take it away.

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Speaker 2: So we start off with Robin and Cody and Dayton,

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Aurora and Brianna. They're going up to Montana or whatever

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because apparently they're gonna go and spend a couple weeks

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I guess with Preston for visitation. And according to Robin,

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if we are to believe her and her big Jaw,

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they've never once taken the kids away from Preston. They've

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never once restricted his access to them. He apparently allegedly

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couldn't always take the kids for visitation every year, but

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this year he's able to conveniently after the adoption, so

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they're gonna go spend some time. But we hear from

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like Cody and Robin a little bit how they're like

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nervous of how the kids are gonna do on their

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visit with them with Preston because it's been a couple

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of years. I guess every time they have visited Preston

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in the past, they come back home with what Cody

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calls in a thousand yard stare, and they're a little

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off and it takes a little while to like reintegrate

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them into the family, which is bizarre. But then we

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like check in with Aurora and Dayton, and both Aurora

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and Dayton are actually like excited to see their dad.

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Dayton in particular is like, I'm really really glad to

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see him. It's been a couple of years, and he's

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super excited, which just kind of gives way to the

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Speaker 1: Have that, yeah, maybe he didn't want this. Dayton really

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didn't want to be separated like that from his dad.

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set aside the dramatics so we can just enjoy our

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Speaker 2: Like what does that mean?

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when they come home and they act all weird according

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Speaker 2: What's the weirdness?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't elaborate, so we just don't know.

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Speaker 2: And then we also hear from Christine on the couch

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about it, who says she sees the value and the

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kids having a relationship with their biological father, but she's

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a bit territorial about it, which I just thought was interesting.

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I don't know, it just the whole situation just feels

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Speaker 2: And then while the kids are up in Montana, we're

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back in Vegas. We have the adults meeting at someone's

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breakfast table and they're talking about planning the adoption party.

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Speaker 1: There's always got to be a party. And it's always

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always got to be a Brown family celebration. I swear

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to God, it's just to create content. It's just to

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keep the show going. And apparently the kids are sick

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of it as well. I think Janelle says something like,

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oh my god, my kids are.

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Speaker 2: Like again, wouldn't you be yes, I'd be so over this.

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Speaker 1: Out about something and a happy event. It's so much.

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Speaker 2: Chaos and it's like I don't like I don't want

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to deal with it. And so while they're planning for

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this stupid party, you know, Robin is under the impression

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that she wants it to be a nace, fancy Sunday

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dinner type of thing. She's got the napkins, she's got

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the plates, she's got the tablecloths, she wants everybody to

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dress nice. It's gonna be a nice, fancy party. And

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Cody's like, well, what about I barbecue some chicken wing? Right?

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cores light or whatever and have it be like a

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trashy party. And Robin gets kind of triggered by that

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because she's like, we talked about this, we had a

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conversation Cody and she starts arguing with him in front

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of the other wives, and the other wives are just

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kind of sitting there like snickering or whatever. But on

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the couch they confront Robin about it and they're like, man,

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we've never seen you mouth off to Cody this much

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as much as you are right now during your pregnancy,

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and she's like, yeah, you know, hah whatever.

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Speaker 1: I did feel it was performative. I do think it's

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give the appearance that she's one of them. I'm a

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wife just like you. I get mad at Cody too,

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Cody is just humoring her and playing along with her,

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and it's not a big deal for me.

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like they were having a little bit of an argument,

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any of the arguments that he has with Mary Christine

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or even Janell like, and that's the difference. I think

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playful jabs or whatever, because they love each other, and

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he respects Robin ultimately, but when it's Christine and him arguing,

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for example, or even Mary and him, like he hates.

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Speaker 1: Them, Yeah, he does not give up.

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Speaker 2: No, not at all. I think that's what is really

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glaring right there. And he tells everybody not to get

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their panties in a bunch, and Robin's like, let's not

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talk about p and ees.

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Speaker 1: Which I think Janelle appreciates because she doesn't really like

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that kind of talk anyway. Remember when she walked out

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of their polygamous dinner with those weirdos up in Wyoming

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or Montana or wherever, Like, she doesn't like talk like that.

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So she had a lot of respect for Robin putting

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down that boundary.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, which was interesting to see.

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Speaker 1: Because I think Janelle hates Robin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And I think Christine is trying so hard to befriend

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Robin because she thinks that's her way to get to Cody.

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But I think Christine hates Robin. I think the only

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one who maybe likes Robin is Mary, but even that

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is starting to fizzle because of course she's in the

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process of getting catfish right now, so she's losing her

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connection with everybody in the family, including Robin.

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Speaker 2: And then we shift gears and there's a lot of

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like bopping back and forth between various places in this episode.

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So we're at Robin's house, of course, and we're in

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some weird guest bedroom and she's going through family photos

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and stuff, and she's talking about how her and Cody

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want to do some things that are sweet for the kids.

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They want to get some plaques made with their pictures

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and the family pictures, and they have some gifts and stuff.

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And then Robin of course has her little special surprise

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that she wants to do for Cody, which we'll find

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out later in the episode, is that weird creepy portrait.

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So while they're looking through photos, looking through baby photos

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of Dayton, Aurora, and Brianna, Cody Waltz's in and he's

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looking through them and he gets a little misty eyed,

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and he's like, just missed out.

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Speaker 3: On so many years, missed out on so many times,

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so much time with them. Yeah, and I just I

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can't feel any kind of like genuine human emotion for that.

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Speaker 1: So what is he doing them? Like, what are we

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doing right now? Are we doing this for the cameras?

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Is he doing it because he wants everybody to believe

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that he's such a good guy and that he really

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loves these kids. Maybe, or is he having a genuine

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emotion about not being in Robin's kids' lives all those years.

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I just like, I just can't fathom that. I can't either.

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when he was looking through old photos of Logan and

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Leon and Hunter and all of the older kids, He's like, yeah,

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if you put all their baby pictures in front of me,

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I can tell you who is who. And then he

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shifts to Robin's kids, and I'm like, are you trying

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to make a comparison about how you were working all

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the time with your older kids and you missed out

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on all of their baby times and then you also

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missed out on the baby years with Robin's kids.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. It was a bizarre scene, and

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I just kept thinking about how my husband has offered

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to adopt you. Sorry, I know your dad watches this podcast,

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but my husband is like, I will adopt you. I

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love you. But he's not crying about it. No, he's

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not thinking about it.

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Speaker 2: I will actually be creeped out all the years.

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Speaker 1: Wasted dive with the gitties that he didn't have access

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to you when you were a kid. It's just kind

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of strange, is all I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: I would be so creeped out.

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Speaker 1: Oh I wish I could have been in your life.

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That would be strange.

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Speaker 2: Okay, never coming over ever again, kidding. And then we

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go over to Christine's house and we're at her Moonscape backyard,

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the horrible, ugly backyard that's not finished.

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Speaker 1: Compare and contrast with what Robin's rocking with her gorgeous backyard.

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Speaker 2: So we have rob Christine's shitty ass backyard. She's meeting

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with some cement guys or whatever. They're going to pour

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a beautiful concrete slab in that moonscape backyard. And I

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will give Christine credit, this is kind of a sweet

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thing to do. She's gonna pour this slab in her

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backyard where everybody in the family is gonna put their handprints,

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gonna etch their names in it, and it's gonna be

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like a big thing commemorating the whole family and celebrating

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the adoption of dayton Or and Brianna. And she tells

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the story about how they actually did this in Wyoming

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with a lot of their older kids, and when they

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left Wyoming it was a bit bittersweet. They've come back

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to visit that little concrete slab a few times after that,

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but since Robin wasn't there, you know, I guess it

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doesn't mean anything. So we got to make a new

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one where we can include Robin and her kids into it.

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And I'm just thinking, like the whole time while we're

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watching this concrete segment, I'm just like, you did all

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this and.

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Speaker 1: Then you moved to Flagstaff, Like that is so fucking

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We haven't even gotten to the time capsule, which is

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another Brown family celebration that's that we're gonna have to do.

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I'm watching this and I'm just thinking about the effort

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that Christine is making to prove to Cody that she

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loves this family, yeah, and that he can trust her,

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because remember when they were in Galveston, he like, can't

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trust her, And if I can't trust you, I can't

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bang you. And all Christine wants is that intimacy. And

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so the gateway to intimacy with Cody is for him

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to trust her by knowing that she supports the family.

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So now this is why I think, this is why

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she's doing this. I agree to demonstrate that she's down

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for the family. So can we bang or something real?

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Maybe tonight? What could you like have a look at

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see what I got going on?

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Speaker 2: Can you just like put a finger in what? And

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I can soak and I can.

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Speaker 1: Anything.

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Speaker 2: God, we can move the bed and you don't have

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to do anything. But like, for real, that's what she's doing. Yes,

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And I thought the exact same thing, like, how can

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Robin say nowadays that like the family didn't like her

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and didn't make any effort to include her when we did.

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Speaker 1: All for her children, We did all of this.

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Speaker 2: We had Janelle, for God's sakes, crying in the courtroom

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about the adoption, Like everybody cared about you and your

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fucking kids.

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Speaker 4: Bitch, not anymore though, No, for real, now you're dead

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to us, just like that concrete slab God.

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Speaker 2: And then Robin's pregnant ass meets with a portrait sketch

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artist at some Starbucks. Mm hmm, and she says, this

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guy has a thick accent, but I understood him perfectly. Fine, Yeah,

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but she meets with him. He's from Bulgaria or whatever.

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She has pictures of the family, and she wants to

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create a sketch, a moment in time, if you will,

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of Cody with her kids as babies, and she meets

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with him. The guy's like, oh, these pictures a beautiful

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to perfect and then he's like, I'll draw it. It'll

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be great. And Robin's super excited about it because it's

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gonna be a surprise ultimately to Cody and the rest

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of the family. It's really for him and nobody else,

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But okay, for me, I'd be like, why didn't you

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just do like a sketch of the whole family, like

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with all of the kids, his babies and stuff, and

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then include like Dayton Orra and Brianna as like part

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of the family. It's kind of weird to me to

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just kind of isolate them with Cody when he has

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all these other children.

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I feel like it's symbolic of something

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more like again, this idea of usurping the throne, Like

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this is mine now, this is my family. You've been

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here from the beginning. I'm the legal wife. This is

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what it feels like to me, wrapped up in this

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beautiful gesture that she's making for Cody, that poor artist. Honestly,

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by the way, beautiful eyes, totally gorgeousized nice person. Yeah,

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he's got a bit of a European accent or whatever.

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And she's like, can you understand English though, and he's like,

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I can understand English perfectly. Yeah, just have a bit

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of an accent. God weirdo for real. But anyway, yeah,

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that was a strange meeting.

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Speaker 2: It was very weird. And then she had to explain

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like what plural marriage was, and I'm just like please,

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because of.

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Speaker 1: Course, shut up. He's like, oh, lucky man, four wives.

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Speaker 2: Oh god. I wonder how Robin actually felt like that

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in the moment about that comment, because if she really

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is like, no, I'm the best wife. I'm the one

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that he favors, like, and this guy's like, oh yeah,

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all that pussy, Oh god.

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Speaker 1: Oh god.

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Speaker 2: And then we have Janelle meeting with some cake shop owners.

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Speaker 1: Who are probably gay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and uh, we love a gay bakery, we do.

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I love it a gay carey. Well, like the name

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of it is, Showboy Bakery is great, Jassams. But they're getting,

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of course, a tree cake made out of cupcakes and

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stuff because.

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Speaker 3: The tree theme is very important, right, it's very important

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symbolic for our family.

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Speaker 2: And they want to out of carrot cake and angel

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food cake, which I just I wouldn't have picked that

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myself personally, but whatever. And we have Cody going to

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some trophy shop to pick up the plaques that he

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made for Dayton, Aurora, and Brianna, And basically these plaques

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are to commemory them being in the family. It's like

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a picture of each of the kids and then a

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picture of each of the kids with Cody, and then

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a picture of the kids with the whole family, and Cody,

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in his words, says he wanted it to be as

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expensive and as big and beautiful as possible. And again,

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I'm just like, why are you doing this when you

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have all these other kids?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I would feel so jealous. I would as well,

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especially if at this point these kids aren't actually seeing

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Cody as regularly as they used to, even though they're

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all living in the call decible. Yeah, because at this

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point he's already screwing with his schedule and favoring Robin.

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And so now we're gonna have a party for these

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punk ass kids waint blood for real, We're gonna have

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to see them get gifts and stuff like that, while

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we just sit in the back and cry.

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Speaker 2: And they get like so many things. Like I understand

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doing a big family party, I guess, like I think

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that that's kind of sweet in it of itself, But

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then you have the plaques and I'm like, Okay, that's

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that's fine. But then you have other gifts, and then

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you have like jewelry, and then you have like cakes,

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and then you have like all of this theatrics for this,

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and you're spending so much money on this part of

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the family. I was just wondering, like, did Christine have

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to coupon extra hard.

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Speaker 1: To get groceries, no vacation for you?

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Speaker 2: Like did Janelle have to do extra hours at her

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job to afford some of her bills and stuff? Like,

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I don't know. It just felt really weird to me.

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So let me go back to Christine's house in her

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Moonscape backyard. We have the whole family there because they're

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going to put their handprints in the concrete. They pour

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the concrete slab, they draw a really ugly circular tree,

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really bad honey, and all of the kids were gonna

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put their hands in the tree, and Mary was gonna

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etch in their names, and then the adults were gonna

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put their feet in there, something in their hands, and

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they were gonna etche their names or whatever.

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Speaker 1: It is too much, it was so much. It was

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too much, and it was poorly executed. It was not

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thought through. It takes twenty minutes for that concrete to

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concretise and solidify, and so you got these kids, in particular,

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truly just shrieking on a plank trying to get her

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little hand in the concrete without falling over. And it's

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just a debacle, like everything that the Browns stew. Nobody's

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organizing anything.

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00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 2: This is just for show, and like Cody is getting frustrated,

474
00:24:59,200 --> 00:25:02,079
and I'm kind of understanding of that because I would

475
00:25:02,079 --> 00:25:04,519
get frustrated too, because you're out in the fucking Vegas

476
00:25:04,559 --> 00:25:08,839
heat and her moonscape, and of course the concrete's drying

477
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:12,160
faster than they anticipated because it's fucking concrete.

478
00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:15,200
Speaker 1: It's hands, and then Mary's gotta waddle over there and

479
00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:18,200
she's got to write the names down under twenty five

480
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,319
people's hand print.

481
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,279
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous, very much. So I'm just like, you could

482
00:25:22,279 --> 00:25:25,039
have done anything else he could have done, like plaster

483
00:25:25,319 --> 00:25:28,319
or something or like little paint we could paint on

484
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:28,960
a little.

485
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,599
Speaker 1: Piece of paper, yeah, or like I'm to the side

486
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,720
of your house or something like that. Yep, would have

487
00:25:32,759 --> 00:25:33,160
been fine.

488
00:25:33,279 --> 00:25:38,559
Speaker 2: But whatever, classic chows. And then it's the day.

489
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:39,880
Speaker 1: Of you even know if they know what that means,

490
00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:41,480
because we really haven't explained it yet.

491
00:25:41,599 --> 00:25:44,160
Speaker 2: Oh I didn't get there, but it is right after this.

492
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,279
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, all right.

493
00:25:45,599 --> 00:25:49,920
Speaker 2: I guess Cody's brother one of them past, Curtis, was

494
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,720
it Curtis couldn't pronounce chaos.

495
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:56,920
Speaker 1: Well, they said he was homeschooled. Oh yeah, I forgot equals.

496
00:25:57,119 --> 00:26:01,319
He was dumb as hell everybody who's I'm not saying that,

497
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:03,480
but I think that's what they were saying. Yeah, they

498
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:07,720
said because he was homeschooled, he couldn't say chaos. He

499
00:26:07,799 --> 00:26:08,519
said chows.

500
00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:12,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, so now that's what they all say.

501
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:13,079
Speaker 1: Brown family chouse.

502
00:26:13,240 --> 00:26:15,920
Speaker 2: Yeah.

503
00:26:15,960 --> 00:26:18,559
Speaker 1: I'm definitely not saying homeschooled kids are dumb at all.

504
00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:20,640
I'm not saying that, but that's what they were saying.

505
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,279
Speaker 2: That's what they were implying. Yes, So then it's the

506
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:27,880
day of the anticipated adoption party. We have everybody preparing

507
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:34,160
for it, snory, we have everybody preparing for it, except

508
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,160
for Cody and Robin.

509
00:26:35,279 --> 00:26:38,039
Speaker 1: Basically they're fucking or something. I guess they're doing.

510
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:42,440
Speaker 2: I guess they're fucking, they're doing whatever. And of course

511
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,920
the kids are just sitting in their rooms tw twiddling

512
00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:47,160
their thumbs and waiting to get ready and stuff because

513
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:48,519
it's not until five pm.

514
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 1: Well, they're preparing their gifts for Quody and for Mary. Yeah,

515
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:56,920
because Cody's get in the rolex or something, an expensive watch,

516
00:26:57,319 --> 00:27:01,880
and Mary's getting a diamond necklace with very small diamonds

517
00:27:02,599 --> 00:27:05,160
to signify each of Robin's kids.

518
00:27:05,519 --> 00:27:11,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, because she's sacrificed so we could get adobdd. But yeah,

519
00:27:11,319 --> 00:27:14,119
so everybody's preparing except for that part of the family.

520
00:27:14,559 --> 00:27:18,720
We have Mary and Janelle and Christine all cooking, making

521
00:27:18,759 --> 00:27:22,119
all of the food. Where's Cody nowhere to be found.

522
00:27:22,839 --> 00:27:26,359
We have the cake arriving, and it's cute.

523
00:27:26,759 --> 00:27:27,559
Speaker 1: It's a cute cake.

524
00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to shoot on the cake.

525
00:27:30,079 --> 00:27:32,279
Speaker 1: Did a great job with the tree cake.

526
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:37,240
Speaker 2: Job, given the inspiration that they had to go off

527
00:27:37,279 --> 00:27:39,799
of with a tree cake. And we're setting up the

528
00:27:39,839 --> 00:27:45,960
tables with the purple tablecloths and the white plates and everything,

529
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:48,279
and we go and see the little gifts that they

530
00:27:48,319 --> 00:27:51,240
have for everybody. And I'm wondering if anybody knows the

531
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:55,319
brand of watch that Cody was obsessed with, because they

532
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:59,000
blurted out on TV. But according to Aurora or whatever,

533
00:27:59,079 --> 00:28:03,720
it's a very it's a very fancy designer brand that

534
00:28:03,799 --> 00:28:06,039
he likes. And I want to know what it is, yeah,

535
00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:07,440
because I don't know if it didn't look like.

536
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:10,559
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a I don't know watches, so

537
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:11,680
look kind of cheap.

538
00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:14,920
Speaker 2: But on the back of it they engraved daddy and

539
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:16,680
the day of the adoption.

540
00:28:18,039 --> 00:28:22,160
Speaker 1: Creep little. I don't want to say anything, but I

541
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,640
read a lot of smutty romance books.

542
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 2: What's the name daddy?

543
00:28:25,799 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 1: A little bit? Yeah, a little bit, big Papa, big Papa, Daddy.

544
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:35,839
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just creepy, creepy. And then we have the

545
00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:40,599
little necklace for Mary, and Aurora says that she wants

546
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:44,039
to give the necklace to Mary because Mary getting the

547
00:28:44,119 --> 00:28:48,359
legal divorce was very important to her personally. She was

548
00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:54,160
very clear to say that, and I'm like, okay, weird manipulation, whatever,

549
00:28:55,160 --> 00:28:59,039
And then we hear from Mary on the couch, who

550
00:28:59,119 --> 00:29:02,319
again is talking about the legal divorce and how it

551
00:29:02,359 --> 00:29:04,599
was really hard on her, and how she was very

552
00:29:04,640 --> 00:29:08,440
surprised by the emotions that she felt with the legal divorce,

553
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:10,559
and also she's got health issues.

554
00:29:12,799 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: She seems to be taking every opportunity to really telegraph

555
00:29:17,559 --> 00:29:20,759
to the audience that she's got mixed feelings about what

556
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,839
happened with the legal divorce and she's really been struggling.

557
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,799
And again, and I know I say this every week,

558
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:31,200
but this is because she's already engaging in an emotional

559
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:35,319
affair with Sam slash Jackie I think was her name, Yeah,

560
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:38,319
And so she's already checking out, and so she needs

561
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,839
to come up with a viable story that she'll be

562
00:29:41,839 --> 00:29:44,440
able to offer to the audience to make it make sense.

563
00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,759
And so this is how she's doing it by saying, Look,

564
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:49,240
I've had health issues and also like, I don't really

565
00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:52,079
know how I feel about having to divorce Cody. I

566
00:29:52,079 --> 00:29:52,680
feel bad.

567
00:29:53,319 --> 00:29:55,160
Speaker 2: So you think she's doing all of this because she's

568
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,839
planning to leave Cody, and so she's just setting it up. Yes,

569
00:29:58,240 --> 00:29:59,960
but ultimately it's going to blow up in her face,

570
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:04,079
and then she's going to be super ashamed about it. Yes, Yeah,

571
00:30:04,119 --> 00:30:06,200
I could see it though, because it really is like

572
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:07,920
every episode in this season, like.

573
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,359
Speaker 1: Why aren't you more happy? Like, if you really did this,

574
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:13,440
if you really got the legal divorce so that we

575
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:15,319
could adopt the kids, and that was all that was

576
00:30:15,359 --> 00:30:17,920
important to you, that's what you truly wanted, why wouldn't

577
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:21,079
you be more happy? I mean also, though, to play

578
00:30:21,079 --> 00:30:24,880
Devil's advocate, if Cody really had told Mary, like, if

579
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:28,480
you do this, we can reconnect in our relationship and

580
00:30:28,519 --> 00:30:31,400
I can start. Sorry, Padre, I forgot I was wearing

581
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:36,440
a I can start doing stuff to you again, you know.

582
00:30:36,519 --> 00:30:38,519
So maybe she thought that that was gonna happen and

583
00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:42,039
then it didn't happen, and so maybe she's upset about that.

584
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:46,240
But I personally believe that it has something to do

585
00:30:46,319 --> 00:30:47,680
with the catfish at this time.

586
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're right about it. And it's weird

587
00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:54,759
because she wants everybody to know that she does think

588
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:57,039
about the kids with it, so she keeps bringing it

589
00:30:57,079 --> 00:31:00,279
back to that she'd said in this segment after her

590
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:03,160
being surprised about her feelings about the divorce, She's like,

591
00:31:03,519 --> 00:31:05,359
I just have to go to my happy place, though,

592
00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:08,400
which is the kids. It's all about the kids, And I'm.

593
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,640
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, don't you mean your tub for real? I

594
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:15,000
think your happy place is your tub a vibrator or

595
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:23,799
something like what it's his ears, don't miss potry. Jeez, Sorry,

596
00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,319
I gotta stop wearing these types of shirts too, because

597
00:31:26,359 --> 00:31:29,480
we talk about the ranch. I forgot again. I please

598
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:29,880
forgive me.

599
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,880
Speaker 2: You're going to hell because I'm sorry. And so that

600
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:36,839
we're at the adoption party and everybody's in their Sunday best,

601
00:31:37,319 --> 00:31:41,039
everybody looks very dapper and pretty whatever. Cody gives some

602
00:31:41,119 --> 00:31:45,119
dumb speech. He says he wants to bless the kids

603
00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:49,960
according to their religion, and he wants to also spiritually

604
00:31:50,039 --> 00:31:53,200
seal them into the family. And so then he has

605
00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:56,799
him and a couple other of the male family members. Weird,

606
00:31:57,119 --> 00:31:59,519
well that's part of the I don't care, I know,

607
00:32:00,039 --> 00:32:01,839
but they have a couple of the male family.

608
00:32:01,839 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: You know, Robin's freaky ass stepdad was there, hands on

609
00:32:06,039 --> 00:32:09,359
Dayton and all the Aurora and Brianna and like, why

610
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,079
is that guy there?

611
00:32:10,559 --> 00:32:12,799
Speaker 2: Well, and I'm like, why are we doing this religious blessing?

612
00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,839
If we know now from Christine's book that this was

613
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:18,640
the time where you guys stopped caring about your religion.

614
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,559
So now we're doing a spiritual ceiling, okay, whenever, So

615
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:24,440
he seals them all out of the family for eu

616
00:32:24,519 --> 00:32:26,519
trinity or whatever, so the way they can all live

617
00:32:26,519 --> 00:32:30,559
on their planet together. After the blessing, Cody gives the

618
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:35,039
kids their plaques and both Brianna and Aurora start crying

619
00:32:35,079 --> 00:32:38,880
about it. Aurora especially, it's so dramatic.

620
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:42,839
Speaker 1: Something about it enrages me. I don't know why, something

621
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:45,279
about when she cries like that it makes me mad.

622
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:46,440
Speaker 2: It makes me mad too.

623
00:32:46,559 --> 00:32:49,400
Speaker 1: I wonder what sort of an animalistic, primitive reaction that

624
00:32:49,559 --> 00:32:53,799
is to that sort of emotional instability.

625
00:32:54,279 --> 00:32:57,119
Speaker 2: To me, it just feels really not genuine. But at

626
00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:59,880
the same time, I'm like, I know, she's a teenage girls,

627
00:33:01,119 --> 00:33:03,920
but I just it feels so weird. And to me,

628
00:33:04,039 --> 00:33:06,960
it's like Robin injecting that into her.

629
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,319
Speaker 1: I feel a little bit like she's doing it to

630
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:15,680
gain favor from her mother, and also because Robin is

631
00:33:15,759 --> 00:33:18,519
maybe coaching them a little bit on the things that

632
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:23,000
they're saying, and also like the emotion that they're showing. Yeah,

633
00:33:23,039 --> 00:33:25,599
there's just something very odd about it. And I could

634
00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:29,440
be totally wrong, and Aurora probably is just a delightful

635
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,200
young woman, But like, oh, I just have a weird

636
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:33,519
feeling about it.

637
00:33:33,519 --> 00:33:36,359
Speaker 2: It just weirds me out in general. I just don't

638
00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:38,640
like it. So he gives them their blacks, and then

639
00:33:39,079 --> 00:33:42,000
the kids give their gifts. They give their gift to

640
00:33:42,039 --> 00:33:45,319
Cody first, which is his daddy watch, and then they

641
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:48,799
give their gift to Mary, which is the little necklace

642
00:33:48,839 --> 00:33:53,599
with the teeny tiny microscopic diamonds flex flex of diamonds.

643
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,279
And they have to explain it because Mary opens the

644
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:57,119
box and she's.

645
00:33:56,920 --> 00:34:03,640
Speaker 1: Like, oh, a necklace, not a banana, but okay.

646
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: And then we're always like, but that's supposed to represent

647
00:34:06,559 --> 00:34:08,039
the three of us because of.

648
00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,920
Speaker 1: Your suffer and also the past and the present.

649
00:34:13,639 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 2: And Mary is like super stoic.

650
00:34:16,039 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 1: Very flat and very flat, does not care.

651
00:34:19,599 --> 00:34:20,079
Speaker 2: It seems.

652
00:34:20,599 --> 00:34:22,920
Speaker 1: I can't wait to just say, can I get out

653
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:25,880
of here? I got someplace to be, honey, dude.

654
00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,840
Speaker 2: If I was married, I'd be like, I'm pawning this. Yeah,

655
00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,480
let me see if I can get some money so

656
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:31,320
I can visit.

657
00:34:31,119 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 1: My mean at disney Land.

658
00:34:35,119 --> 00:34:39,199
Speaker 2: Yes. And then, last, but certainly not least, we have

659
00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:46,960
Robin gifting Cody the infamous portrait of him and the

660
00:34:47,039 --> 00:34:50,119
three kids when they were little, dating with his thumbs up.

661
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:56,440
What's up with that laugh?

662
00:34:57,159 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: It's just like, kid's super weird, kind of strained.

663
00:35:02,159 --> 00:35:05,239
Speaker 2: But Robin starts sobbing, and then that's when she says,

664
00:35:05,480 --> 00:35:08,599
I created a moment that didn't exist, but it does, know,

665
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:13,159
And Chanelle's like that was cool as heck, and Mary's like, yeah,

666
00:35:13,159 --> 00:35:17,280
that was a very sweet gesture. But Christine doesn't say shit.

667
00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:22,639
Speaker 1: She did not, And the reaction of the kids was

668
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:27,199
kind of a little bit over the top, like Logan going, wow,

669
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:31,199
that is really so awesome. I'm like, is it Isn't

670
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:34,320
it strange? Though, I'm wondering how many of those older

671
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:36,360
kids actually thought that was weird as fuck.

672
00:35:36,639 --> 00:35:39,320
Speaker 2: I guarantee they all did. Yeah, I guarantee they all

673
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:42,320
thought it was weird. I think that they probably got

674
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:47,400
a talking to after their shitty reactions to Robin's first pregnancy,

675
00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:53,119
and so now they're just being very theatrical for Robin's sake.

676
00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,199
So I think it was all vake, because if I

677
00:35:56,239 --> 00:35:57,719
was one of those older kids, I'd be like, that's

678
00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,880
fucking weird as hell, dude.

679
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:00,840
Speaker 1: It's haunted straight up.

680
00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:05,599
Speaker 2: That's so bizarre to me. I just nothing about it

681
00:36:05,639 --> 00:36:08,719
feels sweet to me in any sense, it's.

682
00:36:08,599 --> 00:36:13,199
Speaker 1: Like you're retconning. You're rewriting the history of this family,

683
00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:16,000
and you didn't get the permission of the other wives

684
00:36:16,079 --> 00:36:19,079
or the children before you did, so I imagine.

685
00:36:18,559 --> 00:36:22,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you're also rewriting Dayton, Aurora, and Brianna's past.

686
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 1: They have a dad.

687
00:36:23,079 --> 00:36:26,880
Speaker 2: They have a dad, a physical dad, And yeah, okay,

688
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:29,639
if we're gonna make an argument like he couldn't take

689
00:36:29,679 --> 00:36:32,440
care of him for whatever reason, he's supportive of the

690
00:36:32,440 --> 00:36:35,440
fact that Cody adopted them, Okay, fine, but now you're

691
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:38,280
having them be a little babies.

692
00:36:38,679 --> 00:36:39,679
Speaker 1: It's so strange.

693
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,320
Speaker 2: Cody was supposed to be the dad all along. It's

694
00:36:42,480 --> 00:36:46,079
really weird. I just don't like it. And so then

695
00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:51,239
we end the episode with everybody doing cheers out on

696
00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:56,280
Christine's concrete slab and everybody's walking all over it, which

697
00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:59,159
I was like, oh, yikes, okay, and then we get

698
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:00,599
to the preview for now next week's.

699
00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:02,599
Speaker 1: Episode, which let's get into it.

700
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:07,199
Speaker 2: So we're taking a family vacation to Alaska, and this

701
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:09,280
is where everything falls apart.

702
00:37:09,639 --> 00:37:10,480
Speaker 1: It's really good.

703
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,039
Speaker 2: We also have Robin and Cody before the Alaska trip

704
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:17,599
doing a gender ultrasound they're going to announce to everybody

705
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,480
on this trip the gender of the baby, but it's

706
00:37:20,519 --> 00:37:25,159
going to be overshadowed by Mary dropping the catfish bomb.

707
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Speaker 1: Is she dropping the catfish bomb? Is she dropping that

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right now? Because I thought I remembered them, and obviously

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we're gonna watch it next week and we're gonna recap it.

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But I thought she was just telling them at the

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dinner that she didn't know how long she was going

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to be around, like she wasn't necessarily sure that she

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was going to be hanging out with the family or

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as involved with the family as she used to be.

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I didn't think she mentioned the catfish. I could be

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totally wrong. I probably am. But if she also mentions

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the fact that she's been catfit, it's gonna be a

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wild night.

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Speaker 2: If I remember correctly, Yeah, she brings up both. If

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I remember correctly, she's talking about like the idea. I

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think she like frames it like I want to go

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back to school or something like that, and they're like,

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are you going to be leaving the family? And then

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they we talk about the catfish. But it's in a

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roundabout way because obviously it got leaked at the time

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because it wasn't like that. It wasn't like Mary announcing

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to the family and I'm seeing fam it was it

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got leaked in the tabloids.

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Speaker 1: Oh what happened? It is about to get real.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Mary's crying in the preview like they

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have no idea the kind of demon I summoned to

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this family.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's about to get so good. And then of

734
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course we've got season ten and eleven. Leon's going off, Yeah,

735
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talking about Mary's upset at their.

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Speaker 2: Mama's get crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I can't wait.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.

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Speaker 1: Well is there anything else that we should say to

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these beautiful raccoons before we get a bout attic here?

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Speaker 2: Beatrice, Well, if you love our podcast, please go to

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your favorite podcast platform and leave us say glowing five

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star review really helps us square the pod so more

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people can join us in the dumpster, and we would

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really appreciate it, so thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: We will be back next week to talk sister wives. Honey,

747
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this episode we're going to get into it. We're gonna

748
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have so much fun. Make sure to come back for that.

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Until then, please do not forget that we have nothing

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but love for you, and please, oh my bye. Guys,