Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Calli Show, Final hour of the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelli Show on a Friday, and ass doctor Jesse Friday.
Speaker 1: And before we get back to the questions and the emails,
Speaker 1: let's go ahead and check in with the communists, shall we,
Speaker 1: and see how they're hamming everything. Here's John Oliver.
Speaker 2: Who adds on that one issue. And it was frustrating
Speaker 2: to see the Harris campaign failed to formulate a response,
Speaker 2: especially because it's pretty easy to do. Watch I'll do
Speaker 2: it for you right now. As we've discussed before, there
Speaker 2: are vanishingly few trans girls competing in high schools anywhere.
Speaker 2: Even if there were more trans kids, like all kids,
Speaker 2: very in athletic ability, and there is no evidence they
Speaker 2: pose any threat to safety or fairness. It is very
Speaker 2: weird for you to be so focused on this subject.
Speaker 2: And finally, if you genuinely want to address the biggest
Speaker 2: concern for most girls who play high school sports, you'd
Speaker 2: be less worried about this and more about the creepy
Speaker 2: assistant volleyball coach who keeps liking their posts on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if they're going to be able to
Speaker 1: let the train thing go. They need to. They know
Speaker 1: they need to. You're starting to hear it's starting to
Speaker 1: bubble up in certain Democrats circles. We got to let
Speaker 1: this go. We gotta let this go. AOC even came out.
Speaker 1: She didn't say let it go, She would never say that,
Speaker 1: but she even said, I think we're maybe addressing it
Speaker 1: the wrong way. They know they hitch their wagon to
Speaker 1: the wrong group of freaks. They know it turns people off.
Speaker 1: It's gross. Everyone can see it's wrong. Parents with daughters
Speaker 1: really don't want to see their baby girl wrecked on
Speaker 1: the rugby field by training of the Warrior Princess. They understand,
Speaker 1: they get it. But some Democrats again, because it's a
Speaker 1: religion for them. For this guy, it's just, hey, you
Speaker 1: just didn't explain it well enough. Some trainees aren't that athletic.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Hey, Jay Steele, when you read books, do
Speaker 1: you finish by the way, I need to say something
Speaker 1: real quick before I get back to this. I don't
Speaker 1: want to be looking me guy. Everyone knows that. I
Speaker 1: don't want to draw attention to myself. But yeah, if
Speaker 1: you've ever been really good at something and you wanted
Speaker 1: acknowledgment for it, and no one ever acknowledged you for it.
Speaker 1: Have you ever gone through that in your life? Maybe
Speaker 1: you go through that right now. Maybe you have a
Speaker 1: particular skill, or you've developed some expertise at something and
Speaker 1: you feel really good at it, and it would be
Speaker 1: nice if just one person in your life acknowledged it.
Speaker 1: You know what nobody has ever acknowledged about me. I
Speaker 1: was thinking about this today. I was on a me
Speaker 1: and I we took Fred for a walk today and
Speaker 1: We're just walking around, just talking about things. I'm a
Speaker 1: great walker or really great what Chris, while are you
Speaker 1: making that face?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: I know everyone can walk, Chris, That's not what I'm saying, saying,
Speaker 1: I know everyone can walk. See this is this is
Speaker 1: this is the problem. This is what I mean about
Speaker 1: the lack of acknowledgment. Chris. You feel like you can
Speaker 1: walk like I can walk. You feel like, because we're
Speaker 1: both walking, that you're doing it as good as I
Speaker 1: can do it. But it's it's that would be like
Speaker 1: you grabbing a basketball and shooting hoops and me being
Speaker 1: Lebron James and saying, look, we both play hoops. That's
Speaker 1: what it's like. You comparing yourself to me when I walk.
Speaker 1: You should see what an incredible walker I am. It's
Speaker 1: just very It's very graceful and fluid, and my strides
Speaker 1: are perfect, and I have the perfect arm swing. Have
Speaker 1: you ever seen the people with kind of the awkward
Speaker 1: gait and it looks weird, but mine it's almost like
Speaker 1: a It's almost like a ballerina in male form. What Chris,
Speaker 1: why are you making that face? It's like I float
Speaker 1: really above the water. And that's why I'll just I'll
Speaker 1: go on these long walks, even even in the Marines.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's where I prefer affected my skills, which are
Speaker 1: obviously god given. Lord, I want to make sure I'm
Speaker 1: giving you all the credit. They're clearly god given. But
Speaker 1: the skills I've honed over the years, these long rocks.
Speaker 1: You'd go on these long humps in the Marines and
Speaker 1: I could just do it. I could just do it.
Speaker 1: I don't think I've ever had somebody in my life
Speaker 1: compliment me on how I walk, And it would be
Speaker 1: nice if one person noticed. It's almost it's almost magical,
Speaker 1: really what I do. Stop rolling your eyes, Chris, it's impressive.
Speaker 1: Heyway back to the Hey, J Steele, when you read books,
Speaker 1: do you finish one book before starting another, or do
Speaker 1: you have a pile of books that you are reading
Speaker 1: all of want all at once? Says her name's Amber.
Speaker 1: All right, so there's something that has happened to me,
Speaker 1: and I know that you will psychologize me for this
Speaker 1: before we get back to the politics and the other
Speaker 1: questions and things. There's something that has happened to me
Speaker 1: as I've gotten older, and I'm not exactly sure why.
Speaker 1: I try to be good about knowing myself. Like I
Speaker 1: know I'm a great walker. I know that I try
Speaker 1: to know myself. I'm not good at technology. When it
Speaker 1: comes to walking, I'm better than other people. I get it.
Speaker 1: I used to have a strict, strict thing about books.
Speaker 1: I would start a book and I would either a
Speaker 1: finish it before I ever got to another book, or B.
Speaker 1: I always gave books about twenty five percent. I would
Speaker 1: read twenty five percent of it. If you haven't hooked
Speaker 1: me by then I will dump it. I used to
Speaker 1: force myself to read books I didn't want to read.
Speaker 1: And what would happen is because of my rule about
Speaker 1: finishing the books, then I just wouldn't read anymore. So
Speaker 1: I wasn't excited about going back to finish the book,
Speaker 1: and I thought, this is stupid. You're not enjoying the
Speaker 1: freaking book. Twenty five percent read a quarter of the book.
Speaker 1: If it's not going to be for you, put it down.
Speaker 1: I realize not every book can be the Anti Communist Manifesto,
Speaker 1: which is available Jesse Kelly book. I get all that.
Speaker 1: That's how I used to be. Start a book, finish
Speaker 1: a book, unless you're just going to drop it completely.
Speaker 1: This is probably over the last four or five years,
Speaker 1: I will have three or four books going on different
Speaker 1: subjects at any given moment. In fact, right now, just
Speaker 1: off the top of my head, I am reading. I'm
Speaker 1: some percentage through a book on mafia families in the
Speaker 1: United States of America. The book is actually called The
Speaker 1: Five Families by Solomon rap It's very good so far.
Speaker 1: I'm reading The Five Families. It's a mafia book. I
Speaker 1: am reading The End of Everything. It's a historical book
Speaker 1: by Victor Davis Hanson. Everything, Victor Davis Hanson writes, it's amazing.
Speaker 1: I'm reading that. I'm reading Edson's Raiders. It's a book
Speaker 1: about marine raiders in the Pacific and World War II.
Speaker 3: Two.
Speaker 1: These are one, two, three, there's a fourth I'm reading
Speaker 1: that I can't think of. But I am a percentage
Speaker 1: through four different books and I'm totally okay with it. What, Chris, what,
Speaker 1: how do you keep them all separate in your head? Well, one,
Speaker 1: I'm extremely high IQ, which is what. No, I'm kidding, Chris,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding. Don't put your hand in your face or listen.
Speaker 1: They're different subjects, so that helps a lot. It helps
Speaker 1: a lot that they are different subjects. If I'm in
Speaker 1: a mob mood, I'm going five families. If I want
Speaker 1: to nerd out on World War Two, I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: Edson's Raiders. If I want to do more ancient history,
Speaker 1: the Fall of Constantinople stuff, It'll be more Victor Davis Hanson.
Speaker 1: It makes compartmentalizing easy. I've become that guy who has
Speaker 1: a bunch of half read books. And it's not that
Speaker 1: I'm not going to finish them. It I don't know
Speaker 1: what happened to me, Jesse. The way I see it,
Speaker 1: if illegals are worried about being deported, many will relocate
Speaker 1: to sanctuary states like Minnesota and Illinois, in which the
Speaker 1: governors vowed to protect them. What are the pros and
Speaker 1: cons of this huge relocation. Well, the Trump administration has
Speaker 1: indicated multiple times that there will not be there will
Speaker 1: not be an option for Blue states to protect these people.
Speaker 1: The Trump administration has said, we are coming in to
Speaker 1: get them, no matter what they've already said. They're going
Speaker 1: to be setting up deportation as camps outside of blue
Speaker 1: areas like Denver and Los Angeles. The Trump administration has
Speaker 1: acted as if I don't care what the governor says,
Speaker 1: you are not safe wherever you go. Tom Holman himself,
Speaker 1: Tom Homan has said we're coming into your sanctuary city
Speaker 1: and we're getting you. You cannot stay. Now that aside,
Speaker 1: let's pretend like, let's pretend like he didn't say that
Speaker 1: for a second. What would it mean? What would it
Speaker 1: mean for a country if illegals can simply they vacate
Speaker 1: the Red states and flood into the blue ones. Well,
Speaker 1: what that really would mean. It would mean a rapid
Speaker 1: acceleration of what's already happening in the Blue states. And
Speaker 1: that can be a bad thing. And that acceleration is
Speaker 1: the Blue states are becoming so expensive you can't live there,
Speaker 1: and so crime ridden you don't want to live there.
Speaker 1: That has the effect of running people out of the state.
Speaker 1: Now up to a point, that can be good because
Speaker 1: who are the people who leave? In general, it's the
Speaker 1: Republicans who've had enough of it. Hey, I don't want
Speaker 1: my kid learning that in school, So I'm going to
Speaker 1: move to Florida, you know, I kind of thing people
Speaker 1: have been doing a lot over the past few years
Speaker 1: and general that can work to our benefit. But if
Speaker 1: it gets too uninhabitable in places like California, who's about
Speaker 1: to slap a big, fat new gas tax on people,
Speaker 1: then what happens is the communists sleeve too, and they
Speaker 1: go infect your red area like a cancer and they
Speaker 1: destroy it. The cons would be it would eventually run
Speaker 1: the communists out and into our backyard, which is obviously
Speaker 1: not what we want, all right. Someone wants to talk
Speaker 1: about corin diversity, higher the military industrial complex. Is there
Speaker 1: a danger for weapons development? Someone wants to talk about
Speaker 1: his witch mother in law? All that and more coming up.
Speaker 1: It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding
Speaker 1: you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow
Speaker 1: dot com. Love Hey, death threats, and always remember what
Speaker 1: Chris what I forgot about.
Speaker 3: This day.
Speaker 1: Forgot you guys put that one in there for me.
Speaker 1: It makes me laugh every single time. That's just another voicemail.
Speaker 4: Show, Jesse. I got an idea that might help bring
Speaker 4: this country together a little bit. For the two hundred
Speaker 4: and fiftieth birthday party on the fourth July. Let's have
Speaker 4: a Indy race all the way from New Jersey to
Speaker 4: San Francisco on I eighty. Shut it down for a
Speaker 4: day and let them rip.
Speaker 1: That's a freaking fantastic idea. Could you even imagine I
Speaker 1: want to race? I should be put what are you
Speaker 1: making that face?
Speaker 4: For?
Speaker 1: Chris? But what do you mean? I'm not meant for
Speaker 1: endurance racing. I'm an amazing driver. I'm an amazing No. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm not too tall. You can have those cars custom builds.
Speaker 1: They can make me one that's extra long or something
Speaker 1: like that. No, No, I could do it. I'm telling
Speaker 1: you I could have been an Indye car star. Although
Speaker 1: I think those people are small lots of times, aren't they, Chris? No,
Speaker 1: I mean like light too, They're they're never mind whatever.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't have asked you, Hey, Oracle with the tiny
Speaker 1: crystal ball for tiny hands. I think It's hilarious how
Speaker 1: fast the Kamala Carney's circus packed up and left all
Speaker 1: but KGP KJP hanging back to take the final questions,
Speaker 1: Who would you like to see in this position, the
Speaker 1: press secretary position. I'll tell you who I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna be. I think it's gonna be Caroline Levitt. That's
Speaker 1: what I think. Caroline Levitt. She is the blonde. You've
Speaker 1: seen her on a bunch of TV shows. Very very
Speaker 1: sharp young lady. Actually met her at a political event
Speaker 1: one time. Very sharp young lady been all over the
Speaker 1: TV doing the pro Trump stuff for quite a while.
Speaker 1: She was with him back in the primary. Very smart,
Speaker 1: very talented Trump Trump. I think he's going to pick
Speaker 1: a dime with some sass. That's who Trump likes a
Speaker 1: dime with some sass. Think of a Kayla mc and
Speaker 1: any that's that kind of type. That's who it's gonna be. Oh,
Speaker 1: let's do another cream.
Speaker 5: The more I think about the Matt Gates pick, the
Speaker 5: more I think it's brilliant. It's a win win win.
Speaker 5: You see, First of all, he resigns from the house,
Speaker 5: which gives DeSantis plenty of time to appoint a new
Speaker 5: rock solid conservative in about eight weeks or so. Second,
Speaker 5: he's the ultimate red herring. He's providing cover for all
Speaker 5: of the other appointees. Third, he has a chance to
Speaker 5: be nominated to be the Senator of Florida. If he
Speaker 5: doesn't get nominated, or if he gets his recent's appointment,
Speaker 5: which Trump grioyantly had soon agree to before he suggested
Speaker 5: Matt Gates, then he could recavoc He could be a
Speaker 5: wrecking ball in the DOJ as attorney general, and when
Speaker 5: his time is up, he can be the front runner
Speaker 5: for running for governor of Florida because his handus gets
Speaker 5: turned out in two years. What do you think about that, buddy?
Speaker 1: Yeah, look, that was a lot to take in. I'll
Speaker 1: be honest with you, it was a lot to take in.
Speaker 1: I'm still digesting a lot of what you said. But yeah,
Speaker 1: that sound that sounds good to your many guns monkey hunter.
Speaker 1: Eisenhower's said to beware of the military industrial complex, and
Speaker 1: I'm sure Trump will put them on a leash. But
Speaker 1: if we cut them back too much, wh do we
Speaker 1: risk falling behind in weapons development? We can't afford to
Speaker 1: let China get ahead of us. Well, see, this is
Speaker 1: a very real and a very understandable concern, but it's
Speaker 1: also the thing that has held us back from making
Speaker 1: real significant changes. They lost four trillion dollars at the Pentagon,
Speaker 1: trillion with a T. They audited it and the Pentagon
Speaker 1: didn't know where it went. We do have to stay
Speaker 1: on the cutting edge technologically, and God forgive me for
Speaker 1: saying this, but things like the Navy and the Air Force,
Speaker 1: they do have to be cutting edge at all times
Speaker 1: because you can't just have a war breakout and then
Speaker 1: run it a lab real quick and figure out an
Speaker 1: advanced fighter jet and then test it and get it
Speaker 1: into production. It doesn't work that way. It takes too long.
Speaker 1: For individual troops like a grunt like me, you can
Speaker 1: do that. You can grab some civilian who's willing to go,
Speaker 1: throw them in boot camp for a few months, train
Speaker 1: him up, and you've got yourself a functional soldier who
Speaker 1: will get better as he goes on, so you don't
Speaker 1: have that long of a lag time. You can't just
Speaker 1: crap out of battleship. That's not how that works. You
Speaker 1: can't just wish the brand new fighter jet in there.
Speaker 1: So I've never said we need to do something crazy
Speaker 1: like defund the military or any of this other crap.
Speaker 1: We just have loads and loads of waste and corruption there.
Speaker 1: And then we get these weapons systems where they become
Speaker 1: they go from concept to testing maybe production, but they
Speaker 1: never work out. And you take a step back and
Speaker 1: you look at the billions and billions and billions of dollars.
Speaker 1: Our weapons procurement and weapons development is way behind because
Speaker 1: it's corrupt. It's not just the generals and amrals in
Speaker 1: DC that are corrupt, it's the whole cabal, the politicians,
Speaker 1: the generals and admirals, the Pentagon, the defense contractors. It's
Speaker 1: all one big rotted system where they just bloodsuck our
Speaker 1: money out of us and enjoy a life of luxury
Speaker 1: for us. Yes, I agree with your concerns. We can't
Speaker 1: just wash our hands of it and say wow, we're
Speaker 1: good to go. No, no, no, no. Navy in this country,
Speaker 1: with two oceans like this, has to be cutting edge
Speaker 1: at all times. Air force has to be cutting edge
Speaker 1: at all times. Army Marines should be much much much smaller.
Speaker 1: Should be NCOs way way less officers than we have now,
Speaker 1: and I mean way less officers than we have now.
Speaker 1: It's way too big. It was never ever ever supposed
Speaker 1: to be this, and it was never supposed to gobble
Speaker 1: up a third of the country's budget every year. That's insane, bonkers.
Speaker 1: Should never be that. All right, we have a lot more.
Speaker 1: What do you do about Thanksgiving with the kami hang on?
Speaker 4: It is the yes.
Speaker 1: I see Kelly's show on a Friday and asked doctor
Speaker 1: Jesse Friday. And before we get onto the Thanksgiving with
Speaker 1: the comi thing, we got a couple emails from parents
Speaker 1: of women who were in the navy based on my
Speaker 1: rant yesterday. Some lady was screaming at me, how you
Speaker 1: sucking Not? My daughter's a She's awesome, she's the best. Well,
Speaker 1: you're listening with your heart and not your ears. Women,
Speaker 1: That's not my problem, it's your problem. I didn't say
Speaker 1: anything bad against your daughter. They said women should not
Speaker 1: be on naval vessels, and they shouldn't be. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Whoever thought stuffing nineteen year old men and women onto
Speaker 1: a steel tube and sending them out to the ocean.
Speaker 1: Whoever thought of that should be tried and sent to prison.
Speaker 1: It's such a freaking ridiculous idea. And then when you
Speaker 1: this is the problem in order to get things fixed
Speaker 1: in reform, you have to step on toes and you
Speaker 1: have to offend people. So I said that about women
Speaker 1: in combat units and women on naval vessels, and that
Speaker 1: mother understandable because it's her daughter. She just got all
Speaker 1: kinds of offended and thought I was insulting her daughter.
Speaker 1: And I didn't say that at all, not at all
Speaker 1: what I said. Men and women should not be working
Speaker 1: together in military units that are combat units, are deployed
Speaker 1: naval units. Ah, you insulted my baby. No, you have
Speaker 1: a hearing problem. That's your problem, not my problem. Get
Speaker 1: offended all you want. I don't give a crap. They
Speaker 1: shouldn't be there, And anybody with an ounce of integrity
Speaker 1: would tell you that to your face. If you actually
Speaker 1: pulled them aside and had an honest conversation with them,
Speaker 1: I could tell you stories that would make you weep
Speaker 1: about the integration of men with women into these units.
Speaker 1: You would be mortified at the things I have seen.
Speaker 1: You would be mortified at the things I know. And
Speaker 1: the reason I'm not divulging this information is almost all
Speaker 1: of it is unfit for the ears of the children
Speaker 1: who were listening. And it's not because the men are bad.
Speaker 1: And it's not because the women are bad. It's because
Speaker 1: the men are men and the women are women. And
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what I'll put to you this way.
Speaker 1: There is a media organization out there that I will
Speaker 1: not name. Don't worry, it's not mine. And this media
Speaker 1: organization that's out there that I won't name it is
Speaker 1: famously Pg. Thirteen To rate it R if you will.
Speaker 1: As far as work environment goes, why this media organization,
Speaker 1: when it got going, decided it was going to hire
Speaker 1: the most beautiful women humanly possible, and it was going
Speaker 1: to hire the handsomest men humanly possible. And then it
Speaker 1: was going to stuff them all in a building for
Speaker 1: eighty hours a week. And they travel too. Oh, we've
Speaker 1: got to go cover the Olympics in Paris for two weeks. Hey, Tina, Tiffany, Jennifer,
Speaker 1: hop on a plane with Bob and Mike and Brad
Speaker 1: and you guys all take off to Paris. We've got
Speaker 1: you in a five star hotel for two weeks. Now,
Speaker 1: what's gonna happen? Grow up? I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about your emails about how about about my daughter? I
Speaker 1: don't give a crap. I'm trying to save a country.
Speaker 1: I don't care about your offense at all. Your stuff
Speaker 1: men and women into a tube like that, the women
Speaker 1: come back with sea bags full of money. Did you
Speaker 1: know that? You know what a sea bag is? That
Speaker 1: big green bag you see soldiers carry in the movies.
Speaker 1: Where your stuff, oh, your belongings, sea bags full of twenties.
Speaker 1: That's what happens. Oh about my baby? All stuff it?
Speaker 1: I don't care about your baby. I'm talking about the country,
Speaker 1: Dear Sombrero, Doctor Sombrero. We were invited back to my
Speaker 1: brother's house for Thanksgiving this year. The last time we
Speaker 1: were there was twenty twenty one, and we were asked
Speaker 1: to leave because his Cammie mother in law quote, didn't
Speaker 1: feel safe with us. There After, I told her she'd
Speaker 1: have to kill me before I let her jab of
Speaker 1: vacs into my son's arm. I love this guy. That
Speaker 1: was the third argument i'd been in that night, after
Speaker 1: arguing about Trump and gun rights. I swore to my
Speaker 1: boys that I wouldn't hide from my values anymore. So
Speaker 1: I let it rip my wife. This is so what
Speaker 1: my wife would do. My wife is asking me to
Speaker 1: be the bigger man this year and not get in
Speaker 1: a fight over the election. Even though I never take
Speaker 1: the first shot, my instincts are to see how fast
Speaker 1: I can get kicked out so I can go to
Speaker 1: the in and out burger a mile away. Should I
Speaker 1: take her advice and just swallow all their garbage all night?
Speaker 1: But this is Look, this is a very common conversation
Speaker 1: and a common problem. Most of the time it actually
Speaker 1: goes this way where the woman is more interested in
Speaker 1: keeping the peace and the dude wants to let loose,
Speaker 1: and so she tells it, please don't embarrass me, try
Speaker 1: to calm down. But not all the time, especially with
Speaker 1: the women who listen to this show. Sometimes the shoes
Speaker 1: on the other foot, the women are ready to fire
Speaker 1: up and unload, and the dude is all please honey,
Speaker 1: or not right now, not right now. So whatever, whether
Speaker 1: it's man or women in your situation, I will simply
Speaker 1: tell you how I handle this. Obviously, family is family,
Speaker 1: and I want a peaceful dinner too, And I personally
Speaker 1: I don't really have to go through this at all
Speaker 1: with my family, both my close family and extended with
Speaker 1: my close family, I don't really have to go through
Speaker 1: it because none of them are comedies. None of them, sister, parents, sons, wife,
Speaker 1: they're all hardcore like me, so I don't have to
Speaker 1: worry about that. We're super extended family. It's not quite
Speaker 1: that simple. There are the political views cross the spectrum,
Speaker 1: but there's still never really a problem. Why because culture
Speaker 1: is going to be established when I walk in the door,
Speaker 1: and I'm not going to walk into start fights, and
Speaker 1: I'm not going to walk in to start politics. And
Speaker 1: we can avoid that all you want, but if you
Speaker 1: want to open up that game, if you want to
Speaker 1: take the dogs off the leash and you want to
Speaker 1: start politics, don't you dare think that you are going
Speaker 1: to be the one in control of the conversation because
Speaker 1: I'm too polite to go there. You want to go there, Oh,
Speaker 1: we can go there in a hurry, And that is
Speaker 1: known now in my friend's circle neighbors. Every now and
Speaker 1: then a neighbor will stroll in, and I've had to
Speaker 1: lay down that marker a couple times too, and it
Speaker 1: doesn't happen anymore. You want to stroll in so we
Speaker 1: can play some horseshoes games with the kids, barbecue, enjoy ourselves,
Speaker 1: talk about life and football and jobs and stuff like that. Fine,
Speaker 1: you think you're gonna stroll in and start running your
Speaker 1: fat commie mouth and I'm just gonna sit there and
Speaker 1: be quiet about it. No, I am not. We are
Speaker 1: going to talk it out, and if it gets loud,
Speaker 1: then it gets loud. You don't get to control me
Speaker 1: because you have no sense of decorum, and you think
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 1: You mentioned it your brother. I hope you're close with
Speaker 1: your brother. I'm glad you're going to see your brother.
Speaker 1: I know you want to be respectful of your wife
Speaker 1: and your brother, and I respect that. But we have
Speaker 1: got to change this thing where we feel like it's
Speaker 1: our job to maintain decorum, it's our job to be
Speaker 1: polite and let the commis run wild, because the net
Speaker 1: effect of that, the effect of us having done that
Speaker 1: for so many years, is they are way more bold
Speaker 1: than they should be about their demonic impulses. Your liberal
Speaker 1: aunt Peggy should be ashamed and embarrassed about the disgusting
Speaker 1: things she believes. She should feel like a moron for
Speaker 1: all the lies she believes, because she watches MSNBC every
Speaker 1: single night. And if you're not there to let her
Speaker 1: know she's a moron, then who will help her out?
Speaker 1: So when your mother in law walks in and said,
Speaker 1: and says, Pete haig Seth is a white supremacist.
Speaker 6: The Secretary of Defense nominee Peter Haig Seth, the Fox
Speaker 6: News commentator as well, because this is someone who Weekend
Speaker 6: host important distinction. This is someone who you know is
Speaker 6: known to be a white supremacist, known to be an extremist,
Speaker 6: who's platte.
Speaker 1: None of those things are true. And if your liberal
Speaker 1: aunt Peggy repeats those things, you should put her in
Speaker 1: her place immediately and correct her. And if she wants
Speaker 1: to lose her mind because she left her Annexit home,
Speaker 1: let her lose her mind and get back in her
Speaker 1: subaru and drive away so the rest of you can
Speaker 1: have a peaceful Thanksgiving. No, no peace with the communists.
Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Nope. You do not get to dominate the
Speaker 1: conversation when I'm in the root, when I'm in the room,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. Nope, nope. The good people have been quiet
Speaker 1: for way too long. It's time for the good people
Speaker 1: to speak up. It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final
Speaker 1: segment of a Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday, and
Speaker 1: ask doctor Jesse Friday, let's knock out a couple more
Speaker 1: voicemails real quick, Jesse.
Speaker 3: This is Mark from North Carolina. I'm just wondering. Is
Speaker 3: North Carolina just goober stupid? Every time we vote for
Speaker 3: Trump we get a Democratic governor.
Speaker 1: It's mom boggling, Jesse.
Speaker 3: Can you explain that to me?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let me explain, because I've had a
Speaker 1: couple of these emails from frustrated people in North Carolina.
Speaker 1: That's one of my favorite states. As I've told you before,
Speaker 1: I love North Carolina. I could see me, see me
Speaker 1: and Odd living there. That's how much I love love
Speaker 1: that place. North Carolina is thought of as red, but
Speaker 1: it's not really that red. It's very, very purple. And
Speaker 1: every race tells its own tale. So hear me out.
Speaker 1: Hear me out to have somebody go in and vote
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump and then the Democrat in North Carolina
Speaker 1: for someone like you, who votes on important things and issues.
Speaker 1: It sounds crazy. However, as we've talked about before, people
Speaker 1: vote for wild, weird reasons. Maybe someone voted for Trump
Speaker 1: but wanted to balance things out. I've actually heard that
Speaker 1: argument before from people. Well, I voted Republican, but I
Speaker 1: wanted there to be a balance, So then I voted
Speaker 1: Democrat for my governor. You hear a lot of that.
Speaker 1: People vote based on personality, people vote, we dismissed this
Speaker 1: a lot based on the quality of the candidate themselves.
Speaker 1: This is a big, big deal. There will be races
Speaker 1: in the House and the Senate, and honestly and the presidency.
Speaker 1: There will be races where we win and we look
Speaker 1: around and think, wait a bit, what we shouldn't have
Speaker 1: won that House seat in that area. How did we win?
Speaker 1: And if you dig into it and talk to the locals,
Speaker 1: because the locals always know, they'll tell you, Hey, this
Speaker 1: Republican they won in this Democrat district because they were awesome,
Speaker 1: they worked really hard, super charismatic, they ran a smart campaign.
Speaker 1: Or go, hey, this Republican he lost to this Democrat
Speaker 1: and this district. What happened, Well, the Republican kind of sucked.
Speaker 1: He was an idiot, he didn't wash his hands after
Speaker 1: he peeded. The Democrats seemed really like a fairly moderate guy.
Speaker 1: So that every race tells its own tale, Every race
Speaker 1: tells its own tail. Now I hear your frustration, because
Speaker 1: it does seem to be a problem in places like Kentucky,
Speaker 1: in North Carolina, where they split ticketed Trump DEM, Trump DEM,
Speaker 1: Trump Dem. There is something about Trump that is different.
Speaker 1: Trump's coalition is not identical to the traditional Republican coalition
Speaker 1: for various reasons. Now this is for better and for worse.
Speaker 1: It's for better. Right now, we're all basking in the
Speaker 1: glow of his election win. It's for better and for worse.
Speaker 1: For better is we're bringing in more working people because
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's not afraid to talk to working people. He's
Speaker 1: not ashamed of working people. He doesn't hate his base
Speaker 1: like the traditional GOP does, and so that brings in
Speaker 1: those working people. He will lose parts of his coalition
Speaker 1: as well because of his mannerisms or his take on
Speaker 1: this or his take on that. But the Trump coalition
Speaker 1: is bigger as of right now than the Republican coalition is.
Speaker 1: So if you're looking at your state, if you're in Arizona,
Speaker 1: you know, if you're North Carolina and you're looking around
Speaker 1: wondering how could so many people split a ticket, that
Speaker 1: explains a lot of it too, Dear stage of the airwaves,
Speaker 1: I respect your opinion. How does one stop the funding
Speaker 1: of the communist street protests? His name is Derek, Well,
Speaker 1: you have to seek out and find criminality. Take that back.
Speaker 1: You don't want to do that kind of lawfare. What
Speaker 1: happens is these criminal networks operate behind a wall. As
Speaker 1: I've explained before about this nonprofit. This nonprofit collects a
Speaker 1: bunch of money, then they give to this nonprofit, and
Speaker 1: then they give to that nonprofit. But that also part
Speaker 1: of that web oftentimes is government NGOs. You've heard of
Speaker 1: these NGOs, the NGOs, they have facilitated a lot of
Speaker 1: the illegal immigration invasion into the country, and they do
Speaker 1: so at the behest of the federal government. So the
Speaker 1: federal government finds this evil ngo, we'll call it Operation Chris,
Speaker 1: and they say, hey, Operation Chris, here's fifty million dollars.
Speaker 1: We needed to go find a bunch of rapists and
Speaker 1: Ecuador and get him into the United States of America.
Speaker 1: And Chris, loving money like he does, says, yeah, we
Speaker 1: can handle that for you. So now the government has
Speaker 1: just paid you to do the illegal action you think
Speaker 1: they should be prosecuted for. It gets Tom beluted, it does.
Speaker 3: Doctor Bandido Happy Friday to quick questions and statements for you. First,
Speaker 3: when I say frozen, Margarita Capadre like to say that
Speaker 3: we are in good company, me, you and Jimmy Buffett.
Speaker 3: What is your favorite frozen margarita flavor? Second, since you
Speaker 3: are the aficionado of the next level extreme sports with
Speaker 3: your jet ski torpedo games and your hamster fighting on steroids,
Speaker 3: which I'll call the ultimate fighting jack cansters, what would
Speaker 3: be your trifecta of your third crazy extreme port. Have
Speaker 3: a good weekend.
Speaker 1: Bye? All right, my third extreme port is not going
Speaker 1: to be popular at all, in fact, probably to get
Speaker 1: us in some trouble, So I'll get to that in
Speaker 1: just a moment. As far as the margaritas go, first
Speaker 1: of all, I don't like frozen margaritas. I like half
Speaker 1: frozen margarita's. You get them half frozen, then you don't
Speaker 1: have to deal with the ice cubes yet you know
Speaker 1: you're not getting cheated on anything, so it's half Actually,
Speaker 1: haven't had one of those in ages. It's half frozen margarita's.
Speaker 1: I haven't ordered one since that time. I was in
Speaker 1: Papasitos with AB and I got a watermelon one because
Speaker 1: I thought it looked like it would taste really good,
Speaker 1: and they brought me the fruitiest, gayest looking drink you've
Speaker 1: ever seen in your life. And then she pulled out
Speaker 1: her phone and she started taking pictures of me every
Speaker 1: time I drank it, and she was texting everybody, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, look at Jesse. She really, in general wasn't
Speaker 1: very nice about it at all. She really was not
Speaker 1: nice about it at all. As far as the next
Speaker 1: extreme sport goes, I have always thought it would be
Speaker 1: helpful to recruits, to military recruits, to kill somebody. I've
Speaker 1: always thought it would be helpful to have them do it.
Speaker 1: We have a nation with a bunch of pedophiles in
Speaker 1: prison who have assaulted kids. Why not a final televised
Speaker 1: exercise what, Chris, will be fine where we televise it, obviously,
Speaker 1: for the good of the nation and the new recruits
Speaker 1: to get, you know, get their blood up. They get
Speaker 1: to hunt down a pedophile before they graduate. Chris, this
Speaker 1: is what are you worried about? This is fine. I'm
Speaker 1: just talking about pay per view. We're gonna make money, Chris,
Speaker 1: don't worry anyway. That's all