WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.720 --> 00:00:04.960 It is the Jesse Calli Show, Final hour of the 2 00:00:05.080 --> 00:00:10.199 Jesse Kelli Show on a Friday, and ass doctor Jesse Friday. 3 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:13.000 And before we get back to the questions and the emails, 4 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:15.919 let's go ahead and check in with the communists, shall we, 5 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.879 and see how they're hamming everything. Here's John Oliver. 6 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:21.719 Who adds on that one issue. And it was frustrating 7 00:00:21.760 --> 00:00:24.920 to see the Harris campaign failed to formulate a response, 8 00:00:25.039 --> 00:00:27.640 especially because it's pretty easy to do. Watch I'll do 9 00:00:27.679 --> 00:00:30.160 it for you right now. As we've discussed before, there 10 00:00:30.160 --> 00:00:33.200 are vanishingly few trans girls competing in high schools anywhere. 11 00:00:33.439 --> 00:00:35.679 Even if there were more trans kids, like all kids, 12 00:00:35.799 --> 00:00:37.960 very in athletic ability, and there is no evidence they 13 00:00:38.000 --> 00:00:41.039 pose any threat to safety or fairness. It is very 14 00:00:41.079 --> 00:00:43.479 weird for you to be so focused on this subject. 15 00:00:43.479 --> 00:00:46.079 And finally, if you genuinely want to address the biggest 16 00:00:46.079 --> 00:00:48.520 concern for most girls who play high school sports, you'd 17 00:00:48.560 --> 00:00:51.240 be less worried about this and more about the creepy 18 00:00:51.240 --> 00:00:55.399 assistant volleyball coach who keeps liking their posts on Instagram. 19 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:59.240 I'm not sure if they're going to be able to 20 00:00:59.320 --> 00:01:03.920 let the train thing go. They need to. They know 21 00:01:04.000 --> 00:01:06.159 they need to. You're starting to hear it's starting to 22 00:01:06.200 --> 00:01:08.760 bubble up in certain Democrats circles. We got to let 23 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:12.000 this go. We gotta let this go. AOC even came out. 24 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:14.120 She didn't say let it go, She would never say that, 25 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:16.560 but she even said, I think we're maybe addressing it 26 00:01:16.640 --> 00:01:20.519 the wrong way. They know they hitch their wagon to 27 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:24.840 the wrong group of freaks. They know it turns people off. 28 00:01:25.000 --> 00:01:29.120 It's gross. Everyone can see it's wrong. Parents with daughters 29 00:01:29.200 --> 00:01:31.840 really don't want to see their baby girl wrecked on 30 00:01:31.879 --> 00:01:36.079 the rugby field by training of the Warrior Princess. They understand, 31 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:40.920 they get it. But some Democrats again, because it's a 32 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:44.120 religion for them. For this guy, it's just, hey, you 33 00:01:44.200 --> 00:01:47.840 just didn't explain it well enough. Some trainees aren't that athletic. 34 00:01:49.159 --> 00:01:52.640 It's amazing. Hey, Jay Steele, when you read books, do 35 00:01:52.719 --> 00:01:54.760 you finish by the way, I need to say something 36 00:01:54.760 --> 00:01:58.760 real quick before I get back to this. I don't 37 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:02.120 want to be looking me guy. Everyone knows that. I 38 00:02:02.120 --> 00:02:06.840 don't want to draw attention to myself. But yeah, if 39 00:02:06.879 --> 00:02:10.919 you've ever been really good at something and you wanted 40 00:02:11.080 --> 00:02:14.840 acknowledgment for it, and no one ever acknowledged you for it. 41 00:02:15.560 --> 00:02:17.199 Have you ever gone through that in your life? Maybe 42 00:02:17.240 --> 00:02:20.120 you go through that right now. Maybe you have a 43 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:25.159 particular skill, or you've developed some expertise at something and 44 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:27.400 you feel really good at it, and it would be 45 00:02:27.479 --> 00:02:30.919 nice if just one person in your life acknowledged it. 46 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:36.960 You know what nobody has ever acknowledged about me. I 47 00:02:37.000 --> 00:02:39.919 was thinking about this today. I was on a me 48 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:43.280 and I we took Fred for a walk today and 49 00:02:43.319 --> 00:02:47.599 We're just walking around, just talking about things. I'm a 50 00:02:47.639 --> 00:02:51.439 great walker or really great what Chris, while are you 51 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:52.199 making that face? 52 00:02:55.240 --> 00:02:55.319 No? 53 00:02:55.800 --> 00:03:00.319 I know everyone can walk, Chris, That's not what I'm saying, saying, 54 00:03:00.840 --> 00:03:03.039 I know everyone can walk. See this is this is 55 00:03:03.159 --> 00:03:04.639 this is the problem. This is what I mean about 56 00:03:04.639 --> 00:03:07.960 the lack of acknowledgment. Chris. You feel like you can 57 00:03:08.039 --> 00:03:11.120 walk like I can walk. You feel like, because we're 58 00:03:11.159 --> 00:03:14.840 both walking, that you're doing it as good as I 59 00:03:14.919 --> 00:03:17.199 can do it. But it's it's that would be like 60 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:21.960 you grabbing a basketball and shooting hoops and me being 61 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:25.240 Lebron James and saying, look, we both play hoops. That's 62 00:03:25.240 --> 00:03:29.159 what it's like. You comparing yourself to me when I walk. 63 00:03:29.639 --> 00:03:33.199 You should see what an incredible walker I am. It's 64 00:03:33.280 --> 00:03:38.080 just very It's very graceful and fluid, and my strides 65 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.759 are perfect, and I have the perfect arm swing. Have 66 00:03:40.800 --> 00:03:42.680 you ever seen the people with kind of the awkward 67 00:03:42.759 --> 00:03:46.400 gait and it looks weird, but mine it's almost like 68 00:03:46.439 --> 00:03:50.680 a It's almost like a ballerina in male form. What Chris, 69 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:53.000 why are you making that face? It's like I float 70 00:03:53.120 --> 00:03:55.879 really above the water. And that's why I'll just I'll 71 00:03:55.919 --> 00:03:59.080 go on these long walks, even even in the Marines. 72 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:01.199 Maybe that's where I prefer affected my skills, which are 73 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:03.240 obviously god given. Lord, I want to make sure I'm 74 00:04:03.360 --> 00:04:05.560 giving you all the credit. They're clearly god given. But 75 00:04:05.639 --> 00:04:08.879 the skills I've honed over the years, these long rocks. 76 00:04:08.879 --> 00:04:11.159 You'd go on these long humps in the Marines and 77 00:04:11.240 --> 00:04:13.039 I could just do it. I could just do it. 78 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:16.680 I don't think I've ever had somebody in my life 79 00:04:18.000 --> 00:04:22.399 compliment me on how I walk, And it would be 80 00:04:22.519 --> 00:04:27.600 nice if one person noticed. It's almost it's almost magical, 81 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.839 really what I do. Stop rolling your eyes, Chris, it's impressive. 82 00:04:30.920 --> 00:04:33.560 Heyway back to the Hey, J Steele, when you read books, 83 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:36.759 do you finish one book before starting another, or do 84 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:39.000 you have a pile of books that you are reading 85 00:04:39.040 --> 00:04:43.000 all of want all at once? Says her name's Amber. 86 00:04:44.160 --> 00:04:47.720 All right, so there's something that has happened to me, 87 00:04:47.920 --> 00:04:50.879 and I know that you will psychologize me for this 88 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:52.920 before we get back to the politics and the other 89 00:04:53.000 --> 00:04:56.079 questions and things. There's something that has happened to me 90 00:04:56.079 --> 00:05:00.399 as I've gotten older, and I'm not exactly sure why. 91 00:05:01.439 --> 00:05:03.720 I try to be good about knowing myself. Like I 92 00:05:03.800 --> 00:05:06.319 know I'm a great walker. I know that I try 93 00:05:06.360 --> 00:05:09.040 to know myself. I'm not good at technology. When it 94 00:05:09.079 --> 00:05:11.800 comes to walking, I'm better than other people. I get it. 95 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:19.160 I used to have a strict, strict thing about books. 96 00:05:19.720 --> 00:05:23.519 I would start a book and I would either a 97 00:05:23.759 --> 00:05:27.600 finish it before I ever got to another book, or B. 98 00:05:28.800 --> 00:05:32.079 I always gave books about twenty five percent. I would 99 00:05:32.160 --> 00:05:35.160 read twenty five percent of it. If you haven't hooked 100 00:05:35.199 --> 00:05:37.759 me by then I will dump it. I used to 101 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.920 force myself to read books I didn't want to read. 102 00:05:39.920 --> 00:05:42.399 And what would happen is because of my rule about 103 00:05:42.439 --> 00:05:45.879 finishing the books, then I just wouldn't read anymore. So 104 00:05:45.920 --> 00:05:47.920 I wasn't excited about going back to finish the book, 105 00:05:47.920 --> 00:05:50.040 and I thought, this is stupid. You're not enjoying the 106 00:05:50.079 --> 00:05:53.040 freaking book. Twenty five percent read a quarter of the book. 107 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:55.079 If it's not going to be for you, put it down. 108 00:05:55.279 --> 00:05:58.399 I realize not every book can be the Anti Communist Manifesto, 109 00:05:58.439 --> 00:06:02.079 which is available Jesse Kelly book. I get all that. 110 00:06:02.079 --> 00:06:04.399 That's how I used to be. Start a book, finish 111 00:06:04.480 --> 00:06:06.639 a book, unless you're just going to drop it completely. 112 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:13.680 This is probably over the last four or five years, 113 00:06:15.560 --> 00:06:19.519 I will have three or four books going on different 114 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:25.199 subjects at any given moment. In fact, right now, just 115 00:06:25.240 --> 00:06:28.800 off the top of my head, I am reading. I'm 116 00:06:29.079 --> 00:06:34.199 some percentage through a book on mafia families in the 117 00:06:34.240 --> 00:06:37.680 United States of America. The book is actually called The 118 00:06:37.720 --> 00:06:40.519 Five Families by Solomon rap It's very good so far. 119 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:43.759 I'm reading The Five Families. It's a mafia book. I 120 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:47.399 am reading The End of Everything. It's a historical book 121 00:06:47.439 --> 00:06:50.600 by Victor Davis Hanson. Everything, Victor Davis Hanson writes, it's amazing. 122 00:06:50.839 --> 00:06:56.959 I'm reading that. I'm reading Edson's Raiders. It's a book 123 00:06:57.000 --> 00:07:00.000 about marine raiders in the Pacific and World War II. 124 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:00.199 Two. 125 00:07:01.160 --> 00:07:03.759 These are one, two, three, there's a fourth I'm reading 126 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:06.600 that I can't think of. But I am a percentage 127 00:07:06.639 --> 00:07:11.600 through four different books and I'm totally okay with it. What, Chris, what, 128 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.639 how do you keep them all separate in your head? Well, one, 129 00:07:19.040 --> 00:07:22.480 I'm extremely high IQ, which is what. No, I'm kidding, Chris, 130 00:07:22.480 --> 00:07:25.600 I'm kidding. Don't put your hand in your face or listen. 131 00:07:26.800 --> 00:07:30.560 They're different subjects, so that helps a lot. It helps 132 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:32.600 a lot that they are different subjects. If I'm in 133 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.959 a mob mood, I'm going five families. If I want 134 00:07:34.959 --> 00:07:37.160 to nerd out on World War Two, I'm gonna go 135 00:07:37.319 --> 00:07:40.519 Edson's Raiders. If I want to do more ancient history, 136 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:44.279 the Fall of Constantinople stuff, It'll be more Victor Davis Hanson. 137 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:51.199 It makes compartmentalizing easy. I've become that guy who has 138 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:53.319 a bunch of half read books. And it's not that 139 00:07:53.319 --> 00:07:54.600 I'm not going to finish them. It I don't know 140 00:07:54.600 --> 00:07:56.519 what happened to me, Jesse. The way I see it, 141 00:07:56.720 --> 00:08:00.000 if illegals are worried about being deported, many will relocate 142 00:08:00.199 --> 00:08:03.480 to sanctuary states like Minnesota and Illinois, in which the 143 00:08:03.519 --> 00:08:06.480 governors vowed to protect them. What are the pros and 144 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:11.680 cons of this huge relocation. Well, the Trump administration has 145 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:16.800 indicated multiple times that there will not be there will 146 00:08:16.839 --> 00:08:21.439 not be an option for Blue states to protect these people. 147 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.399 The Trump administration has said, we are coming in to 148 00:08:24.439 --> 00:08:27.600 get them, no matter what they've already said. They're going 149 00:08:27.680 --> 00:08:33.679 to be setting up deportation as camps outside of blue 150 00:08:33.759 --> 00:08:37.840 areas like Denver and Los Angeles. The Trump administration has 151 00:08:37.879 --> 00:08:40.600 acted as if I don't care what the governor says, 152 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:44.399 you are not safe wherever you go. Tom Holman himself, 153 00:08:44.639 --> 00:08:47.519 Tom Homan has said we're coming into your sanctuary city 154 00:08:47.559 --> 00:08:51.799 and we're getting you. You cannot stay. Now that aside, 155 00:08:51.879 --> 00:08:54.240 let's pretend like, let's pretend like he didn't say that 156 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:57.120 for a second. What would it mean? What would it 157 00:08:57.159 --> 00:09:01.279 mean for a country if illegals can simply they vacate 158 00:09:01.360 --> 00:09:05.080 the Red states and flood into the blue ones. Well, 159 00:09:05.120 --> 00:09:08.840 what that really would mean. It would mean a rapid 160 00:09:08.879 --> 00:09:14.679 acceleration of what's already happening in the Blue states. And 161 00:09:15.000 --> 00:09:17.720 that can be a bad thing. And that acceleration is 162 00:09:18.399 --> 00:09:22.120 the Blue states are becoming so expensive you can't live there, 163 00:09:22.639 --> 00:09:25.080 and so crime ridden you don't want to live there. 164 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:30.000 That has the effect of running people out of the state. 165 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:32.879 Now up to a point, that can be good because 166 00:09:32.879 --> 00:09:35.679 who are the people who leave? In general, it's the 167 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:38.080 Republicans who've had enough of it. Hey, I don't want 168 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:39.919 my kid learning that in school, So I'm going to 169 00:09:39.960 --> 00:09:41.480 move to Florida, you know, I kind of thing people 170 00:09:41.519 --> 00:09:43.240 have been doing a lot over the past few years 171 00:09:43.519 --> 00:09:48.679 and general that can work to our benefit. But if 172 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.720 it gets too uninhabitable in places like California, who's about 173 00:09:52.720 --> 00:09:55.440 to slap a big, fat new gas tax on people, 174 00:09:56.159 --> 00:09:59.720 then what happens is the communists sleeve too, and they 175 00:09:59.720 --> 00:10:02.720 go infect your red area like a cancer and they 176 00:10:02.759 --> 00:10:07.039 destroy it. The cons would be it would eventually run 177 00:10:07.080 --> 00:10:10.519 the communists out and into our backyard, which is obviously 178 00:10:10.559 --> 00:10:12.720 not what we want, all right. Someone wants to talk 179 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:17.240 about corin diversity, higher the military industrial complex. Is there 180 00:10:17.279 --> 00:10:20.840 a danger for weapons development? Someone wants to talk about 181 00:10:20.879 --> 00:10:23.759 his witch mother in law? All that and more coming up. 182 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:28.759 It is The Jesse Kelly Show on a Friday. Reminding 183 00:10:28.799 --> 00:10:32.600 you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 184 00:10:32.759 --> 00:10:37.600 dot com. Love Hey, death threats, and always remember what 185 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:39.639 Chris what I forgot about. 186 00:10:39.399 --> 00:10:40.000 This day. 187 00:10:44.120 --> 00:10:46.399 Forgot you guys put that one in there for me. 188 00:10:46.720 --> 00:10:50.600 It makes me laugh every single time. That's just another voicemail. 189 00:10:50.120 --> 00:10:53.440 Show, Jesse. I got an idea that might help bring 190 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:55.799 this country together a little bit. For the two hundred 191 00:10:55.799 --> 00:10:58.639 and fiftieth birthday party on the fourth July. Let's have 192 00:10:58.799 --> 00:11:02.840 a Indy race all the way from New Jersey to 193 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:05.879 San Francisco on I eighty. Shut it down for a 194 00:11:05.960 --> 00:11:07.320 day and let them rip. 195 00:11:09.240 --> 00:11:15.200 That's a freaking fantastic idea. Could you even imagine I 196 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:18.399 want to race? I should be put what are you 197 00:11:18.440 --> 00:11:19.080 making that face? 198 00:11:19.120 --> 00:11:19.200 For? 199 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:24.000 Chris? But what do you mean? I'm not meant for 200 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:28.720 endurance racing. I'm an amazing driver. I'm an amazing No. No, no, no, 201 00:11:28.759 --> 00:11:32.279 I'm not too tall. You can have those cars custom builds. 202 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:35.159 They can make me one that's extra long or something 203 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:37.759 like that. No, No, I could do it. I'm telling 204 00:11:37.799 --> 00:11:40.440 you I could have been an Indye car star. Although 205 00:11:40.440 --> 00:11:43.879 I think those people are small lots of times, aren't they, Chris? No, 206 00:11:44.000 --> 00:11:47.879 I mean like light too, They're they're never mind whatever. 207 00:11:48.080 --> 00:11:50.480 I shouldn't have asked you, Hey, Oracle with the tiny 208 00:11:50.480 --> 00:11:54.039 crystal ball for tiny hands. I think It's hilarious how 209 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:57.480 fast the Kamala Carney's circus packed up and left all 210 00:11:57.600 --> 00:12:01.879 but KGP KJP hanging back to take the final questions, 211 00:12:03.159 --> 00:12:05.840 Who would you like to see in this position, the 212 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:10.000 press secretary position. I'll tell you who I think it's 213 00:12:10.000 --> 00:12:14.759 gonna be. I think it's gonna be Caroline Levitt. That's 214 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:18.120 what I think. Caroline Levitt. She is the blonde. You've 215 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:20.440 seen her on a bunch of TV shows. Very very 216 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:23.840 sharp young lady. Actually met her at a political event 217 00:12:23.879 --> 00:12:26.320 one time. Very sharp young lady been all over the 218 00:12:26.360 --> 00:12:29.080 TV doing the pro Trump stuff for quite a while. 219 00:12:29.120 --> 00:12:31.600 She was with him back in the primary. Very smart, 220 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:37.039 very talented Trump Trump. I think he's going to pick 221 00:12:37.039 --> 00:12:40.960 a dime with some sass. That's who Trump likes a 222 00:12:41.039 --> 00:12:43.879 dime with some sass. Think of a Kayla mc and 223 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:47.720 any that's that kind of type. That's who it's gonna be. Oh, 224 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:49.039 let's do another cream. 225 00:12:49.080 --> 00:12:51.480 The more I think about the Matt Gates pick, the 226 00:12:51.480 --> 00:12:54.240 more I think it's brilliant. It's a win win win. 227 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.720 You see, First of all, he resigns from the house, 228 00:12:57.200 --> 00:13:00.320 which gives DeSantis plenty of time to appoint a new 229 00:13:00.759 --> 00:13:04.399 rock solid conservative in about eight weeks or so. Second, 230 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:07.320 he's the ultimate red herring. He's providing cover for all 231 00:13:07.799 --> 00:13:11.799 of the other appointees. Third, he has a chance to 232 00:13:11.840 --> 00:13:14.519 be nominated to be the Senator of Florida. If he 233 00:13:14.600 --> 00:13:18.360 doesn't get nominated, or if he gets his recent's appointment, 234 00:13:18.360 --> 00:13:22.639 which Trump grioyantly had soon agree to before he suggested 235 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.440 Matt Gates, then he could recavoc He could be a 236 00:13:25.480 --> 00:13:31.799 wrecking ball in the DOJ as attorney general, and when 237 00:13:31.840 --> 00:13:34.600 his time is up, he can be the front runner 238 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:37.000 for running for governor of Florida because his handus gets 239 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:40.639 turned out in two years. What do you think about that, buddy? 240 00:13:41.799 --> 00:13:43.720 Yeah, look, that was a lot to take in. I'll 241 00:13:43.759 --> 00:13:46.360 be honest with you, it was a lot to take in. 242 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:49.159 I'm still digesting a lot of what you said. But yeah, 243 00:13:49.200 --> 00:13:51.960 that sound that sounds good to your many guns monkey hunter. 244 00:13:52.559 --> 00:13:56.039 Eisenhower's said to beware of the military industrial complex, and 245 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.279 I'm sure Trump will put them on a leash. But 246 00:13:58.360 --> 00:14:00.679 if we cut them back too much, wh do we 247 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:04.360 risk falling behind in weapons development? We can't afford to 248 00:14:04.440 --> 00:14:06.600 let China get ahead of us. Well, see, this is 249 00:14:06.639 --> 00:14:11.279 a very real and a very understandable concern, but it's 250 00:14:11.320 --> 00:14:14.679 also the thing that has held us back from making 251 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:20.480 real significant changes. They lost four trillion dollars at the Pentagon, 252 00:14:22.799 --> 00:14:27.159 trillion with a T. They audited it and the Pentagon 253 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:31.679 didn't know where it went. We do have to stay 254 00:14:31.759 --> 00:14:35.720 on the cutting edge technologically, and God forgive me for 255 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:40.120 saying this, but things like the Navy and the Air Force, 256 00:14:40.720 --> 00:14:44.720 they do have to be cutting edge at all times 257 00:14:45.120 --> 00:14:48.159 because you can't just have a war breakout and then 258 00:14:48.279 --> 00:14:50.320 run it a lab real quick and figure out an 259 00:14:50.360 --> 00:14:52.879 advanced fighter jet and then test it and get it 260 00:14:52.919 --> 00:14:55.440 into production. It doesn't work that way. It takes too long. 261 00:14:56.039 --> 00:15:00.399 For individual troops like a grunt like me, you can 262 00:15:00.440 --> 00:15:04.200 do that. You can grab some civilian who's willing to go, 263 00:15:05.519 --> 00:15:07.759 throw them in boot camp for a few months, train 264 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:10.840 him up, and you've got yourself a functional soldier who 265 00:15:10.879 --> 00:15:12.919 will get better as he goes on, so you don't 266 00:15:12.919 --> 00:15:15.440 have that long of a lag time. You can't just 267 00:15:15.559 --> 00:15:18.879 crap out of battleship. That's not how that works. You 268 00:15:18.919 --> 00:15:22.399 can't just wish the brand new fighter jet in there. 269 00:15:23.039 --> 00:15:26.200 So I've never said we need to do something crazy 270 00:15:26.279 --> 00:15:29.399 like defund the military or any of this other crap. 271 00:15:30.000 --> 00:15:34.559 We just have loads and loads of waste and corruption there. 272 00:15:35.080 --> 00:15:38.879 And then we get these weapons systems where they become 273 00:15:39.000 --> 00:15:43.080 they go from concept to testing maybe production, but they 274 00:15:43.159 --> 00:15:45.320 never work out. And you take a step back and 275 00:15:45.360 --> 00:15:49.120 you look at the billions and billions and billions of dollars. 276 00:15:49.399 --> 00:15:53.360 Our weapons procurement and weapons development is way behind because 277 00:15:53.559 --> 00:15:57.519 it's corrupt. It's not just the generals and amrals in 278 00:15:57.639 --> 00:16:02.279 DC that are corrupt, it's the whole cabal, the politicians, 279 00:16:02.279 --> 00:16:06.159 the generals and admirals, the Pentagon, the defense contractors. It's 280 00:16:06.279 --> 00:16:10.279 all one big rotted system where they just bloodsuck our 281 00:16:10.320 --> 00:16:13.320 money out of us and enjoy a life of luxury 282 00:16:13.399 --> 00:16:16.960 for us. Yes, I agree with your concerns. We can't 283 00:16:17.000 --> 00:16:19.039 just wash our hands of it and say wow, we're 284 00:16:19.039 --> 00:16:21.720 good to go. No, no, no, no. Navy in this country, 285 00:16:21.759 --> 00:16:23.960 with two oceans like this, has to be cutting edge 286 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:26.639 at all times. Air force has to be cutting edge 287 00:16:26.639 --> 00:16:31.120 at all times. Army Marines should be much much much smaller. 288 00:16:31.480 --> 00:16:37.440 Should be NCOs way way less officers than we have now, 289 00:16:37.480 --> 00:16:40.120 and I mean way less officers than we have now. 290 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:43.960 It's way too big. It was never ever ever supposed 291 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:46.360 to be this, and it was never supposed to gobble 292 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:49.799 up a third of the country's budget every year. That's insane, bonkers. 293 00:16:49.879 --> 00:16:52.879 Should never be that. All right, we have a lot more. 294 00:16:53.639 --> 00:16:57.679 What do you do about Thanksgiving with the kami hang on? 295 00:16:58.480 --> 00:17:00.159 It is the yes. 296 00:17:00.159 --> 00:17:03.759 I see Kelly's show on a Friday and asked doctor 297 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:08.480 Jesse Friday. And before we get onto the Thanksgiving with 298 00:17:08.559 --> 00:17:13.000 the comi thing, we got a couple emails from parents 299 00:17:13.640 --> 00:17:15.680 of women who were in the navy based on my 300 00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:18.839 rant yesterday. Some lady was screaming at me, how you 301 00:17:18.960 --> 00:17:23.759 sucking Not? My daughter's a She's awesome, she's the best. Well, 302 00:17:24.680 --> 00:17:26.720 you're listening with your heart and not your ears. Women, 303 00:17:27.440 --> 00:17:30.240 That's not my problem, it's your problem. I didn't say 304 00:17:30.240 --> 00:17:32.960 anything bad against your daughter. They said women should not 305 00:17:32.960 --> 00:17:35.920 be on naval vessels, and they shouldn't be. It's ridiculous. 306 00:17:36.519 --> 00:17:40.240 Whoever thought stuffing nineteen year old men and women onto 307 00:17:40.279 --> 00:17:42.599 a steel tube and sending them out to the ocean. 308 00:17:42.839 --> 00:17:46.119 Whoever thought of that should be tried and sent to prison. 309 00:17:46.160 --> 00:17:49.519 It's such a freaking ridiculous idea. And then when you 310 00:17:49.759 --> 00:17:52.720 this is the problem in order to get things fixed 311 00:17:52.759 --> 00:17:55.240 in reform, you have to step on toes and you 312 00:17:55.240 --> 00:17:57.759 have to offend people. So I said that about women 313 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:00.680 in combat units and women on naval vessels, and that 314 00:18:00.759 --> 00:18:04.200 mother understandable because it's her daughter. She just got all 315 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:07.000 kinds of offended and thought I was insulting her daughter. 316 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:09.599 And I didn't say that at all, not at all 317 00:18:09.599 --> 00:18:11.839 what I said. Men and women should not be working 318 00:18:11.880 --> 00:18:14.599 together in military units that are combat units, are deployed 319 00:18:14.640 --> 00:18:18.119 naval units. Ah, you insulted my baby. No, you have 320 00:18:18.160 --> 00:18:21.880 a hearing problem. That's your problem, not my problem. Get 321 00:18:21.880 --> 00:18:23.680 offended all you want. I don't give a crap. They 322 00:18:23.720 --> 00:18:27.880 shouldn't be there, And anybody with an ounce of integrity 323 00:18:28.279 --> 00:18:31.640 would tell you that to your face. If you actually 324 00:18:31.680 --> 00:18:34.519 pulled them aside and had an honest conversation with them, 325 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:39.039 I could tell you stories that would make you weep 326 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:44.319 about the integration of men with women into these units. 327 00:18:44.799 --> 00:18:49.279 You would be mortified at the things I have seen. 328 00:18:50.279 --> 00:18:54.519 You would be mortified at the things I know. And 329 00:18:54.559 --> 00:18:59.200 the reason I'm not divulging this information is almost all 330 00:18:59.279 --> 00:19:03.559 of it is unfit for the ears of the children 331 00:19:03.720 --> 00:19:07.160 who were listening. And it's not because the men are bad. 332 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:10.839 And it's not because the women are bad. It's because 333 00:19:10.920 --> 00:19:16.079 the men are men and the women are women. And 334 00:19:16.119 --> 00:19:17.680 I'll tell you what I'll put to you this way. 335 00:19:18.680 --> 00:19:23.279 There is a media organization out there that I will 336 00:19:23.319 --> 00:19:27.200 not name. Don't worry, it's not mine. And this media 337 00:19:27.359 --> 00:19:32.039 organization that's out there that I won't name it is 338 00:19:33.200 --> 00:19:39.440 famously Pg. Thirteen To rate it R if you will. 339 00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:44.480 As far as work environment goes, why this media organization, 340 00:19:44.920 --> 00:19:48.039 when it got going, decided it was going to hire 341 00:19:48.960 --> 00:19:52.200 the most beautiful women humanly possible, and it was going 342 00:19:52.240 --> 00:19:55.559 to hire the handsomest men humanly possible. And then it 343 00:19:55.599 --> 00:19:57.599 was going to stuff them all in a building for 344 00:19:57.680 --> 00:20:01.559 eighty hours a week. And they travel too. Oh, we've 345 00:20:01.599 --> 00:20:07.720 got to go cover the Olympics in Paris for two weeks. Hey, Tina, Tiffany, Jennifer, 346 00:20:08.039 --> 00:20:10.759 hop on a plane with Bob and Mike and Brad 347 00:20:11.039 --> 00:20:13.440 and you guys all take off to Paris. We've got 348 00:20:13.480 --> 00:20:15.920 you in a five star hotel for two weeks. Now, 349 00:20:15.960 --> 00:20:20.200 what's gonna happen? Grow up? I don't want to hear 350 00:20:20.240 --> 00:20:22.599 about your emails about how about about my daughter? I 351 00:20:22.599 --> 00:20:25.559 don't give a crap. I'm trying to save a country. 352 00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:29.119 I don't care about your offense at all. Your stuff 353 00:20:29.240 --> 00:20:33.200 men and women into a tube like that, the women 354 00:20:33.279 --> 00:20:35.839 come back with sea bags full of money. Did you 355 00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:39.039 know that? You know what a sea bag is? That 356 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:42.519 big green bag you see soldiers carry in the movies. 357 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:48.599 Where your stuff, oh, your belongings, sea bags full of twenties. 358 00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:53.759 That's what happens. Oh about my baby? All stuff it? 359 00:20:53.799 --> 00:20:56.160 I don't care about your baby. I'm talking about the country, 360 00:20:56.519 --> 00:21:00.160 Dear Sombrero, Doctor Sombrero. We were invited back to my 361 00:21:00.160 --> 00:21:03.039 brother's house for Thanksgiving this year. The last time we 362 00:21:03.039 --> 00:21:05.039 were there was twenty twenty one, and we were asked 363 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:09.319 to leave because his Cammie mother in law quote, didn't 364 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:12.680 feel safe with us. There After, I told her she'd 365 00:21:12.680 --> 00:21:15.079 have to kill me before I let her jab of 366 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:17.759 vacs into my son's arm. I love this guy. That 367 00:21:17.880 --> 00:21:20.920 was the third argument i'd been in that night, after 368 00:21:21.079 --> 00:21:24.200 arguing about Trump and gun rights. I swore to my 369 00:21:24.240 --> 00:21:27.759 boys that I wouldn't hide from my values anymore. So 370 00:21:27.799 --> 00:21:31.279 I let it rip my wife. This is so what 371 00:21:31.319 --> 00:21:33.680 my wife would do. My wife is asking me to 372 00:21:33.720 --> 00:21:36.680 be the bigger man this year and not get in 373 00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:39.640 a fight over the election. Even though I never take 374 00:21:39.720 --> 00:21:43.079 the first shot, my instincts are to see how fast 375 00:21:43.160 --> 00:21:45.200 I can get kicked out so I can go to 376 00:21:45.240 --> 00:21:49.119 the in and out burger a mile away. Should I 377 00:21:49.160 --> 00:21:52.240 take her advice and just swallow all their garbage all night? 378 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:57.759 But this is Look, this is a very common conversation 379 00:21:57.880 --> 00:22:01.200 and a common problem. Most of the time it actually 380 00:22:01.240 --> 00:22:04.720 goes this way where the woman is more interested in 381 00:22:04.799 --> 00:22:08.160 keeping the peace and the dude wants to let loose, 382 00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:10.599 and so she tells it, please don't embarrass me, try 383 00:22:10.599 --> 00:22:13.079 to calm down. But not all the time, especially with 384 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:15.319 the women who listen to this show. Sometimes the shoes 385 00:22:15.359 --> 00:22:18.319 on the other foot, the women are ready to fire 386 00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:21.039 up and unload, and the dude is all please honey, 387 00:22:21.119 --> 00:22:23.519 or not right now, not right now. So whatever, whether 388 00:22:23.559 --> 00:22:25.960 it's man or women in your situation, I will simply 389 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:32.039 tell you how I handle this. Obviously, family is family, 390 00:22:33.319 --> 00:22:37.759 and I want a peaceful dinner too, And I personally 391 00:22:38.880 --> 00:22:41.079 I don't really have to go through this at all 392 00:22:41.519 --> 00:22:44.799 with my family, both my close family and extended with 393 00:22:44.960 --> 00:22:47.799 my close family, I don't really have to go through 394 00:22:47.799 --> 00:22:54.720 it because none of them are comedies. None of them, sister, parents, sons, wife, 395 00:22:55.079 --> 00:22:57.400 they're all hardcore like me, so I don't have to 396 00:22:57.440 --> 00:23:02.240 worry about that. We're super extended family. It's not quite 397 00:23:02.279 --> 00:23:07.279 that simple. There are the political views cross the spectrum, 398 00:23:08.200 --> 00:23:14.680 but there's still never really a problem. Why because culture 399 00:23:15.000 --> 00:23:17.960 is going to be established when I walk in the door, 400 00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:21.359 and I'm not going to walk into start fights, and 401 00:23:21.440 --> 00:23:24.599