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Speaker 2: Can you come fix my boiler? High? I'm Chinny mag
Speaker 2: with your daily coming news. If you're like Johnny Mack,
Speaker 2: is that a that sounds like a heater? Do I
Speaker 2: hear a heater on the floor there? Yeah, you do.
Speaker 2: I'll try and make it go away in the noise reduction.
Speaker 2: Sebastian Manuscalco he liked Marcello Hernanda's impression on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 2: So did I. First of all, I am just impressed
Speaker 2: Marcelo Hernandez. I've given a lot of crap saying he
Speaker 2: does one thing, and he does one thing. Well, apparently
Speaker 2: he does two things well. He busted out an impression
Speaker 2: of Sebastian Maniscalco. Let's listen, You're not gonna believe.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm driving my car and I got the stick
Speaker 1: shift going and then the traffic was on another level, okay,
Speaker 1: and then this genius cuts me off, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: why would you.
Speaker 2: Du Sebastian went on social media and wrote, nailed it.
Speaker 2: Sebastian shared the sketch say that three times fast? I
Speaker 2: did you're hearing Take three? He shared it on his
Speaker 2: Instagram stories and added you gotta be kidding me. Now,
Speaker 2: hopefully I mentioned the trailer radicalized me. I'll play the
Speaker 2: trailer for you again tomorrow. The trailer radicalized me that
Speaker 2: Sebastian needs to stop with the stupid faces. And you
Speaker 2: know what, I was thinking about this more. I'd like
Speaker 2: to hear him tell more jokes in his natural voice.
Speaker 2: He's always doing that affectation, which, again my personal friend
Speaker 2: Dan Whitney portrays a character called Larry the Cable Guy,
Speaker 2: and people lose their mind that Larry's doing this character.
Speaker 2: Sebastian's doing a character that is not how he normally speaks.
Speaker 2: You can hear him in interviews that is not his
Speaker 2: normal delivery, but apparently everybody's okay with it. A lot
Speaker 2: of press about Sebastian this week, not much of it
Speaker 2: says the word riodd. So if you were a comedian
Speaker 2: and you took the paycheck and you were worried about
Speaker 2: your career being damaged, don't worry. Enjoy the money. Sebastian
Speaker 2: has teamed up this month with the Prostate Cancer Foundation
Speaker 2: for a November to Remember. The collaboration unites comedy and
Speaker 2: cause to combat prostate cancer, spread awareness for early detection,
Speaker 2: and destigmatize the conversation surrounding men's health issues. One of
Speaker 2: the things they do here is no Shave November. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure if Sebastian is taking part in No Shave November,
Speaker 2: as he's doing a lot of press this week and
Speaker 2: we are in the middle of November. I'm going to
Speaker 2: guest no. David Letterman announced his next guest. His next
Speaker 2: guest is the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler. Now what
Speaker 2: do I do? This is like one of those parables, like, so,
Speaker 2: if it's your number one comedic influence in David Letterman
Speaker 2: and your least favorite comedic influence in Adam Sandler, and
Speaker 2: they meet up, do you watch it? I guess you do?
Speaker 2: You stay for the dramatic actor conversation. This will be
Speaker 2: on Letterman's Netflix show on December first. There is a trailer,
Speaker 2: little lengthy here a couple of minutes because Adam Sandler
Speaker 2: said some naughty words. Adam, We're clean, dude, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? Let's listen.
Speaker 3: I remember my dad, Oh my god. I did this
Speaker 3: one show in Boston and my dad and brother came
Speaker 3: to see it, and I ate it so hard in
Speaker 3: front of my dad, and I hated that, and the
Speaker 3: MC I don't know who it was, I don't remember,
Speaker 3: came on after and I walked off into the humiliation
Speaker 3: of eating it. And I was halfway out and he says, Adam, Adam,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, Adam.
Speaker 1: Is that me?
Speaker 3: And I turned around. The MC goes and I was seventeen.
Speaker 3: He says, we're the class clown in school and I
Speaker 3: go yeah, and he goes stick with that, and the
Speaker 3: place goes oh, and I was like, not hurt in
Speaker 3: front of pop.
Speaker 2: There's no more period of vulnerability, yes, than those few
Speaker 2: moments either you've killed or you've not killed, but you
Speaker 2: are just raw.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, man, it's a toughee. You don't even know.
Speaker 3: Like I do this, David. I'll drive in my car
Speaker 3: and I'll be feeling good, listening to a good song
Speaker 3: as I'm driving. Maybe it's six o'clock, the show's at
Speaker 3: eight o'clock that night. I go, try to keep this
Speaker 3: feeling well, you're feeling right, can you do that? And
Speaker 3: then literally seven o'clock comes on. I'm like you, I
Speaker 3: just I can't keep it up.
Speaker 2: Listeners to this program know that the President of the
Speaker 2: United States and I don't agree on all the issues,
Speaker 2: but one issue in which were united is make NBC
Speaker 2: twelve thirty great again. I backed the president here. He's
Speaker 2: trying to get Seth Myers replaced. The president was on
Speaker 2: truth Social and wrote NBC Seth Myers is suffering from
Speaker 2: an incurable case of Trump Derangement syndrome TDS. He was
Speaker 2: viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to
Speaker 2: the fact that his show quote unquote is a ratings
Speaker 2: disaster in all caps. Aside from everything else, Myers has
Speaker 2: no talent and NBC should fire him immediately. That would
Speaker 2: open the door to making NBC twelve thirty grade again.
Speaker 2: Maybe Josh Johnson would enjoy a late night show. Not
Speaker 2: the worst idea now, is Seth Myers a ratings disaster? Well,
Speaker 2: I'll let the lawyers argue about what disaster means or not.
Speaker 2: The Cambridge Dictionary he calls a disaster an event that
Speaker 2: results in great harm, damage, death, or serious difficulty. Now
Speaker 2: I don't think Seth Myers is causing any of those.
Speaker 2: Latenighter dot Com said in Q three in the Live
Speaker 2: plus seven ratings, all viewers to and up Late Night
Speaker 2: with Seth Myers average nine hundred and twenty three thousand viewers. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna point out, if we compare that number
Speaker 2: to the amount of people who listen to this podcast,
Speaker 2: I'm a lot closer to Seth Myers than Seth Myers
Speaker 2: is to Joe Rogan, just saying make NBC twelve thirty
Speaker 2: grade again. Kevin James is up to something. Have you
Speaker 2: caught onto this? He's been posting videos on TikTok as
Speaker 2: an art teacher named Matt Taylor. Now, the first one
Speaker 2: I saw, I was like, maybe it's just a guy
Speaker 2: that looks like Kevin James. But Kevin has gone to
Speaker 2: the well many many times now, and people are like, Okay,
Speaker 2: what's this about. Art teacher Matt Taylor has been posting
Speaker 2: uplifting painting instructional videos. At the time of this recording,
Speaker 2: there has been at least fifteen of the videos. Matt
Speaker 2: Taylor teaches fourth grade art. Some think this is a
Speaker 2: promotional effort for Kevin james upcoming romantic comedy solo Meo
Speaker 2: coming to theaters February sixth. I don't know, if you
Speaker 2: know anything about the movie industry. February is not when
Speaker 2: you put out your Oscar winners let's just put it
Speaker 2: that way. Entertainment Weekly looked at the clues you see
Speaker 2: in the film. Kevin James character is named Matt. All right,
Speaker 2: that's a good clue. Another clue. The filmmakers behind Solomeo
Speaker 2: follow the Matt Taylor account on Instagram. Hmmm. Two of
Speaker 2: the actors in the Solomeo cast also follow the Matt
Speaker 2: Taylor account. The pressure Lease tells us of the film,
Speaker 2: Matt a man whose dreams of a picturesque Italian wedding
Speaker 2: are shattered when his fiance leaves him at the Altar.
Speaker 2: Madam barks on his plan honeymoon across Italy alone, immersing
Speaker 2: himself in the country's vibrant culture, food, and beauty. Hew
Speaker 2: points out nothing about that suggests the protagonist is a
Speaker 2: fourth grade art teacher. However, there are some clues in
Speaker 2: the videos This is Fun. In video number nine, Matt
Speaker 2: Taylor answers several questions, including one that asks why he's
Speaker 2: always including couples in his landscape paintings. Matt Taylor's sad.
Speaker 2: When you're painting, you're painting an idea, I guess, and
Speaker 2: for me to see a couple is completion, and in
Speaker 2: my life right now, we're working there. In video number eleven,
Speaker 2: Matt talks about how the natural world serves as an
Speaker 2: inspiration for his art. Matt Taylor says, this is created
Speaker 2: by the uncreated. God creates it for us out there.
Speaker 2: This is the stuff we try to recreate. In video
Speaker 2: number fifteen, Matt speaks to the camera in his classroom.
Speaker 2: He's suddenly interrupted by a woman walking by, causing to
Speaker 2: lose his train of thought for a moment. He seems
Speaker 2: pretty distracted by the woman's presence. People are wondering what's
Speaker 2: going on with Stephen Colbert on the cover of GQ?
Speaker 2: Is Stephen Colbert smoking a joint on the cover? And
Speaker 2: if so, what kind? Colbert said, you can't prove that
Speaker 2: was a joint. Get a warrant. Will Stephen Colbert be
Speaker 2: hosting a podcast in his basement anytime soon? He was
Speaker 2: quite clear. He said, I'm not going to do a podcast.
Speaker 2: You cannot make me do a podcast. There's nothing in
Speaker 2: the constitution that says when you lose your TV show
Speaker 2: you have to get a podcast. I don't have a
Speaker 2: sub stack. I don't have a podcast. He says that
Speaker 2: Now wait until serious ExM calls with the money. Write
Speaker 2: this down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Write that down?
Speaker 2: Write it down? Did you write it down? Get it Ben?
Speaker 2: I'll wait. Write down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Okay, good,
Speaker 2: we wrote that down. And this next story I thought
Speaker 2: I would tie to the ongoing Late Nights Wars, just
Speaker 2: to point out what could happen in a different situation.
Speaker 2: This from Iran International, not a source I normally use
Speaker 2: on this podcast, and not one that I'm familiar with,
Speaker 2: but I did see a few international sources talk about this.
Speaker 2: One Apparently an Iranian female comedian got a six month
Speaker 2: prison term and mandatory homework. Now, my apologies if I
Speaker 2: don't have this all correct as I understand it. As
Speaker 2: comedian Zainab Mossavi had joked about the author of the
Speaker 2: National epic Book of Kings in a comedy segment. Massavi
Speaker 2: is known for her online satirical persona Empress Kusku, which
Speaker 2: is a parody character of an elderly villager who's tightly
Speaker 2: worn hijab exposes only her nose. Mussavi was convicted over
Speaker 2: the controversial segments posted on her social media in August.
Speaker 2: The sketch recited verses from the Book of Kings with
Speaker 2: a reverend commentary. Iran International reports that, according to a
Speaker 2: copy of the ruling published by her husband on social media,
Speaker 2: Mussavi must prepare a compulsory thesis under the supervision of
Speaker 2: the for Dowsy Foundation and an instructor approved by the Institution.
Speaker 2: The thesis must address topics such as for Dowsy's place
Speaker 2: in Iran's national identity and culture, and the importance of
Speaker 2: the Book of Kings in Persian literature. The court also
Speaker 2: ordered her to conduct at least one hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: hours of storytelling sessions for children and teenagers and underprivileged areas.
Speaker 2: Friend of the show Jason Zenneman, He's Zennoman Jay. On Threads,
Speaker 2: he posted I saw Chris Fleming kill in a Brooklyn
Speaker 2: basement on Thursday and at Carnegie Hall on Saturday. He's
Speaker 2: the rare comedian where I can't say for sure which
Speaker 2: I preferred. Is he a small or big room act?
Speaker 2: Kind of both? I had mentioned love Chris Fleming. Was
Speaker 2: kind of shocked that Chris Fleming was playing Cornegie Hall.
Speaker 2: Sounds like it was a good show. I finished the
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy documentary. I really liked it at first, and
Speaker 2: as it went on, I just felt like it wasn't
Speaker 2: deep enough. I felt like it went too fast and
Speaker 2: it's like two hours long. But there's a lots of
Speaker 2: Eddie's career and they definitely skipped some things. I'm not
Speaker 2: here to bury Eddie Murphy, but you know, going Wikipedia,
Speaker 2: I think for me, I'm primarily interested in the first
Speaker 2: part of Eddie's career and less so about the Doctor
Speaker 2: Doolittle period. If somebody wants to make a documentary about
Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy that ends in I don't know, nineteen eighty nine,
Speaker 2: I'll watch. On Gossip Corner, Pete Davidson celebrated his thirty
Speaker 2: second birthday. His girlfriend Elise Hewitt posted on social media,
Speaker 2: calling Pete Davidson her personal toe cracker who gets unnaturally
Speaker 2: excited about VHS, slash old TVs and loves to throw
Speaker 2: on my hair and is my best friend in the
Speaker 2: whole wide world. We heart you, Pete. I'm trying to
Speaker 2: ignore this one, but it won't go away. Jeff Dye
Speaker 2: was on the Joe Rogan Experience. People are all upset
Speaker 2: about this. Jeff apparently did not make friends on social
Speaker 2: media after launching a fundraising campaign on GoFundMe to sponsor
Speaker 2: his move to Texas from California. Jeff d had been
Speaker 2: on the Joe Rogan Experience and talked about being scared
Speaker 2: of California Governor Gavin Newsom's policies. Die then created a
Speaker 2: go fundme page to receive donations for his move. One
Speaker 2: person on social media said, can't be a very good
Speaker 2: comedian if you need a GoFundMe for like, what, two
Speaker 2: thousand dollars, I'll give you the whole two thousand dollars
Speaker 2: if you get on camera and admit you're a little
Speaker 2: baby who believes in nothing. The GoFundMe initially listed twenty
Speaker 2: six thousand dollars as its target amount. Jeff Dye had
Speaker 2: said LA has become such a liberal cesspool that is
Speaker 2: no longer worth being part of. I don't want to
Speaker 2: continue to give my tax dollars to a state of
Speaker 2: lost open Jordan Peterson once said, if people aren't listening,
Speaker 2: stop talking to them. I want to talk to my people.
Speaker 2: Jeff d explained regarding my GoFundMe post, I thought it'd
Speaker 2: be funny and rich guys would make big donations and
Speaker 2: would all be like ha, Gavin new some sucks. Welcome
Speaker 2: to Texas. I was wrong. Instead a bunch of loonies
Speaker 2: online when APE had lost their minds. Since it seemed
Speaker 2: overwhelmingly negative, I took the l and removed the GoFundMe
Speaker 2: refunded everyone For the record, this made me more conservative
Speaker 2: after seeing the groups it triggered. And that is your
Speaker 2: comedy news for today. I'll see you tomorrow.