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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you come fix my boiler? High? I'm Chinny mag

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<v Speaker 2>with your daily coming news. If you're like Johnny Mack,

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<v Speaker 2>is that a that sounds like a heater? Do I

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<v Speaker 2>hear a heater on the floor there? Yeah, you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll try and make it go away in the noise reduction.

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian Manuscalco he liked Marcello Hernanda's impression on Saturday Night Live.

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<v Speaker 2>So did I. First of all, I am just impressed

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<v Speaker 2>Marcelo Hernandez. I've given a lot of crap saying he

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<v Speaker 2>does one thing, and he does one thing. Well, apparently

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<v Speaker 2>he does two things well. He busted out an impression

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<v Speaker 2>of Sebastian Maniscalco. Let's listen, You're not gonna believe.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm driving my car and I got the stick

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<v Speaker 1>shift going and then the traffic was on another level, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then this genius cuts me off, and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>why would you.

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<v Speaker 2>Du Sebastian went on social media and wrote, nailed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian shared the sketch say that three times fast? I

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<v Speaker 2>did you're hearing Take three? He shared it on his

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<v Speaker 2>Instagram stories and added you gotta be kidding me. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>hopefully I mentioned the trailer radicalized me. I'll play the

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<v Speaker 2>trailer for you again tomorrow. The trailer radicalized me that

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian needs to stop with the stupid faces. And you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, I was thinking about this more. I'd like

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<v Speaker 2>to hear him tell more jokes in his natural voice.

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<v Speaker 2>He's always doing that affectation, which, again my personal friend

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Whitney portrays a character called Larry the Cable Guy,

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<v Speaker 2>and people lose their mind that Larry's doing this character.

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<v Speaker 2>Sebastian's doing a character that is not how he normally speaks.

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<v Speaker 2>You can hear him in interviews that is not his

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<v Speaker 2>normal delivery, but apparently everybody's okay with it. A lot

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<v Speaker 2>of press about Sebastian this week, not much of it

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<v Speaker 2>says the word riodd. So if you were a comedian

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<v Speaker 2>and you took the paycheck and you were worried about

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<v Speaker 2>your career being damaged, don't worry. Enjoy the money. Sebastian

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<v Speaker 2>has teamed up this month with the Prostate Cancer Foundation

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<v Speaker 2>for a November to Remember. The collaboration unites comedy and

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<v Speaker 2>cause to combat prostate cancer, spread awareness for early detection,

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<v Speaker 2>and destigmatize the conversation surrounding men's health issues. One of

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<v Speaker 2>the things they do here is no Shave November. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not sure if Sebastian is taking part in No Shave November,

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<v Speaker 2>as he's doing a lot of press this week and

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<v Speaker 2>we are in the middle of November. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>guest no. David Letterman announced his next guest. His next

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<v Speaker 2>guest is the great dramatic actor Adam Sandler. Now what

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<v Speaker 2>do I do? This is like one of those parables, like, so,

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<v Speaker 2>if it's your number one comedic influence in David Letterman

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<v Speaker 2>and your least favorite comedic influence in Adam Sandler, and

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<v Speaker 2>they meet up, do you watch it? I guess you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You stay for the dramatic actor conversation. This will be

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<v Speaker 2>on Letterman's Netflix show on December first. There is a trailer,

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<v Speaker 2>little lengthy here a couple of minutes because Adam Sandler

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<v Speaker 2>said some naughty words. Adam, We're clean, dude, what are

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<v Speaker 2>you doing? Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember my dad, Oh my god. I did this

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<v Speaker 3>one show in Boston and my dad and brother came

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<v Speaker 3>to see it, and I ate it so hard in

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<v Speaker 3>front of my dad, and I hated that, and the

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<v Speaker 3>MC I don't know who it was, I don't remember,

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<v Speaker 3>came on after and I walked off into the humiliation

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<v Speaker 3>of eating it. And I was halfway out and he says, Adam, Adam,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm like, Adam.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that me?

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<v Speaker 3>And I turned around. The MC goes and I was seventeen.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, we're the class clown in school and I

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<v Speaker 3>go yeah, and he goes stick with that, and the

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<v Speaker 3>place goes oh, and I was like, not hurt in

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<v Speaker 3>front of pop.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no more period of vulnerability, yes, than those few

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<v Speaker 2>moments either you've killed or you've not killed, but you

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<v Speaker 2>are just raw.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah, man, it's a toughee. You don't even know.

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<v Speaker 3>Like I do this, David. I'll drive in my car

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll be feeling good, listening to a good song

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<v Speaker 3>as I'm driving. Maybe it's six o'clock, the show's at

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<v Speaker 3>eight o'clock that night. I go, try to keep this

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<v Speaker 3>feeling well, you're feeling right, can you do that? And

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<v Speaker 3>then literally seven o'clock comes on. I'm like you, I

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<v Speaker 3>just I can't keep it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Listeners to this program know that the President of the

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<v Speaker 2>United States and I don't agree on all the issues,

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<v Speaker 2>but one issue in which were united is make NBC

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<v Speaker 2>twelve thirty great again. I backed the president here. He's

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<v Speaker 2>trying to get Seth Myers replaced. The president was on

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<v Speaker 2>truth Social and wrote NBC Seth Myers is suffering from

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<v Speaker 2>an incurable case of Trump Derangement syndrome TDS. He was

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<v Speaker 2>viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage, likely due to

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that his show quote unquote is a ratings

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<v Speaker 2>disaster in all caps. Aside from everything else, Myers has

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<v Speaker 2>no talent and NBC should fire him immediately. That would

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<v Speaker 2>open the door to making NBC twelve thirty grade again.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe Josh Johnson would enjoy a late night show. Not

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<v Speaker 2>the worst idea now, is Seth Myers a ratings disaster? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let the lawyers argue about what disaster means or not.

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<v Speaker 2>The Cambridge Dictionary he calls a disaster an event that

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<v Speaker 2>results in great harm, damage, death, or serious difficulty. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think Seth Myers is causing any of those.

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<v Speaker 2>Latenighter dot Com said in Q three in the Live

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<v Speaker 2>plus seven ratings, all viewers to and up Late Night

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<v Speaker 2>with Seth Myers average nine hundred and twenty three thousand viewers. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna point out, if we compare that number

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<v Speaker 2>to the amount of people who listen to this podcast,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a lot closer to Seth Myers than Seth Myers

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<v Speaker 2>is to Joe Rogan, just saying make NBC twelve thirty

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<v Speaker 2>grade again. Kevin James is up to something. Have you

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<v Speaker 2>caught onto this? He's been posting videos on TikTok as

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<v Speaker 2>an art teacher named Matt Taylor. Now, the first one

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<v Speaker 2>I saw, I was like, maybe it's just a guy

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<v Speaker 2>that looks like Kevin James. But Kevin has gone to

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<v Speaker 2>the well many many times now, and people are like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what's this about. Art teacher Matt Taylor has been posting

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<v Speaker 2>uplifting painting instructional videos. At the time of this recording,

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<v Speaker 2>there has been at least fifteen of the videos. Matt

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor teaches fourth grade art. Some think this is a

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<v Speaker 2>promotional effort for Kevin james upcoming romantic comedy solo Meo

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<v Speaker 2>coming to theaters February sixth. I don't know, if you

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<v Speaker 2>know anything about the movie industry. February is not when

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<v Speaker 2>you put out your Oscar winners let's just put it

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<v Speaker 2>that way. Entertainment Weekly looked at the clues you see

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<v Speaker 2>in the film. Kevin James character is named Matt. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good clue. Another clue. The filmmakers behind Solomeo

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<v Speaker 2>follow the Matt Taylor account on Instagram. Hmmm. Two of

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<v Speaker 2>the actors in the Solomeo cast also follow the Matt

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor account. The pressure Lease tells us of the film,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt a man whose dreams of a picturesque Italian wedding

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<v Speaker 2>are shattered when his fiance leaves him at the Altar.

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<v Speaker 2>Madam barks on his plan honeymoon across Italy alone, immersing

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<v Speaker 2>himself in the country's vibrant culture, food, and beauty. Hew

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<v Speaker 2>points out nothing about that suggests the protagonist is a

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<v Speaker 2>fourth grade art teacher. However, there are some clues in

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<v Speaker 2>the videos This is Fun. In video number nine, Matt

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<v Speaker 2>Taylor answers several questions, including one that asks why he's

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<v Speaker 2>always including couples in his landscape paintings. Matt Taylor's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>When you're painting, you're painting an idea, I guess, and

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<v Speaker 2>for me to see a couple is completion, and in

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<v Speaker 2>my life right now, we're working there. In video number eleven,

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<v Speaker 2>Matt talks about how the natural world serves as an

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<v Speaker 2>inspiration for his art. Matt Taylor says, this is created

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<v Speaker 2>by the uncreated. God creates it for us out there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the stuff we try to recreate. In video

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<v Speaker 2>number fifteen, Matt speaks to the camera in his classroom.

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<v Speaker 2>He's suddenly interrupted by a woman walking by, causing to

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<v Speaker 2>lose his train of thought for a moment. He seems

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<v Speaker 2>pretty distracted by the woman's presence. People are wondering what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on with Stephen Colbert on the cover of GQ?

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<v Speaker 2>Is Stephen Colbert smoking a joint on the cover? And

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<v Speaker 2>if so, what kind? Colbert said, you can't prove that

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<v Speaker 2>was a joint. Get a warrant. Will Stephen Colbert be

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<v Speaker 2>hosting a podcast in his basement anytime soon? He was

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<v Speaker 2>quite clear. He said, I'm not going to do a podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>You cannot make me do a podcast. There's nothing in

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<v Speaker 2>the constitution that says when you lose your TV show

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<v Speaker 2>you have to get a podcast. I don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>sub stack. I don't have a podcast. He says that

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<v Speaker 2>Now wait until serious ExM calls with the money. Write

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<v Speaker 2>this down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Write that down?

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<v Speaker 2>Write it down? Did you write it down? Get it Ben?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll wait. Write down. Stephen Colbert will host a podcast. Okay, good,

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<v Speaker 2>we wrote that down. And this next story I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I would tie to the ongoing Late Nights Wars, just

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<v Speaker 2>to point out what could happen in a different situation.

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<v Speaker 2>This from Iran International, not a source I normally use

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<v Speaker 2>on this podcast, and not one that I'm familiar with,

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<v Speaker 2>but I did see a few international sources talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>One Apparently an Iranian female comedian got a six month

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<v Speaker 2>prison term and mandatory homework. Now, my apologies if I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have this all correct as I understand it. As

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<v Speaker 2>comedian Zainab Mossavi had joked about the author of the

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<v Speaker 2>National epic Book of Kings in a comedy segment. Massavi

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<v Speaker 2>is known for her online satirical persona Empress Kusku, which

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<v Speaker 2>is a parody character of an elderly villager who's tightly

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<v Speaker 2>worn hijab exposes only her nose. Mussavi was convicted over

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<v Speaker 2>the controversial segments posted on her social media in August.

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<v Speaker 2>The sketch recited verses from the Book of Kings with

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<v Speaker 2>a reverend commentary. Iran International reports that, according to a

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<v Speaker 2>copy of the ruling published by her husband on social media,

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<v Speaker 2>Mussavi must prepare a compulsory thesis under the supervision of

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<v Speaker 2>the for Dowsy Foundation and an instructor approved by the Institution.

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<v Speaker 2>The thesis must address topics such as for Dowsy's place

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<v Speaker 2>in Iran's national identity and culture, and the importance of

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<v Speaker 2>the Book of Kings in Persian literature. The court also

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<v Speaker 2>ordered her to conduct at least one hundred and twenty

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<v Speaker 2>hours of storytelling sessions for children and teenagers and underprivileged areas.

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<v Speaker 2>Friend of the show Jason Zenneman, He's Zennoman Jay. On Threads,

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<v Speaker 2>he posted I saw Chris Fleming kill in a Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>basement on Thursday and at Carnegie Hall on Saturday. He's

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<v Speaker 2>the rare comedian where I can't say for sure which

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<v Speaker 2>I preferred. Is he a small or big room act?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of both? I had mentioned love Chris Fleming. Was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of shocked that Chris Fleming was playing Cornegie Hall.

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<v Speaker 2>Sounds like it was a good show. I finished the

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy documentary. I really liked it at first, and

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<v Speaker 2>as it went on, I just felt like it wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>deep enough. I felt like it went too fast and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like two hours long. But there's a lots of

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie's career and they definitely skipped some things. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>here to bury Eddie Murphy, but you know, going Wikipedia,

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<v Speaker 2>I think for me, I'm primarily interested in the first

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<v Speaker 2>part of Eddie's career and less so about the Doctor

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<v Speaker 2>Doolittle period. If somebody wants to make a documentary about

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<v Speaker 2>Eddie Murphy that ends in I don't know, nineteen eighty nine,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll watch. On Gossip Corner, Pete Davidson celebrated his thirty

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<v Speaker 2>second birthday. His girlfriend Elise Hewitt posted on social media,

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<v Speaker 2>calling Pete Davidson her personal toe cracker who gets unnaturally

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<v Speaker 2>excited about VHS, slash old TVs and loves to throw

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<v Speaker 2>on my hair and is my best friend in the

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<v Speaker 2>whole wide world. We heart you, Pete. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 2>ignore this one, but it won't go away. Jeff Dye

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<v Speaker 2>was on the Joe Rogan Experience. People are all upset

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<v Speaker 2>about this. Jeff apparently did not make friends on social

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<v Speaker 2>media after launching a fundraising campaign on GoFundMe to sponsor

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<v Speaker 2>his move to Texas from California. Jeff d had been

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<v Speaker 2>on the Joe Rogan Experience and talked about being scared

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<v Speaker 2>of California Governor Gavin Newsom's policies. Die then created a

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<v Speaker 2>go fundme page to receive donations for his move. One

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<v Speaker 2>person on social media said, can't be a very good

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<v Speaker 2>comedian if you need a GoFundMe for like, what, two

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars, I'll give you the whole two thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>if you get on camera and admit you're a little

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<v Speaker 2>baby who believes in nothing. The GoFundMe initially listed twenty

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<v Speaker 2>six thousand dollars as its target amount. Jeff Dye had

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<v Speaker 2>said LA has become such a liberal cesspool that is

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<v Speaker 2>no longer worth being part of. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>continue to give my tax dollars to a state of

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<v Speaker 2>lost open Jordan Peterson once said, if people aren't listening,

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<v Speaker 2>stop talking to them. I want to talk to my people.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeff d explained regarding my GoFundMe post, I thought it'd

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<v Speaker 2>be funny and rich guys would make big donations and

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<v Speaker 2>would all be like ha, Gavin new some sucks. Welcome

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<v Speaker 2>to Texas. I was wrong. Instead a bunch of loonies

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<v Speaker 2>online when APE had lost their minds. Since it seemed

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<v Speaker 2>overwhelmingly negative, I took the l and removed the GoFundMe

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<v Speaker 2>refunded everyone For the record, this made me more conservative

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<v Speaker 2>after seeing the groups it triggered. And that is your

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<v Speaker 2>comedy news for today. I'll see you tomorrow.