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<v Speaker 1>It's the Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one

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<v Speaker 1>the Eagle. Now listen. We like to give things away,

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<v Speaker 1>and if you know that you've been listening to the show,

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<v Speaker 1>app because that's what we used to give stuff away. Why.

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<v Speaker 1>It's got a talkback feature on it. You can click

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<v Speaker 1>this little microphone and leave a thirty second message. So

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<v Speaker 1>the third person to leave a talk back with their name,

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<v Speaker 1>their phone number, their email address, and the answer to

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<v Speaker 1>the question what movie did Ben go to the theater

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<v Speaker 1>to see this weekend? We talked about it in the

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<v Speaker 1>opening segment. If you listen, you know see you got

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to when you got to have that iHeart app,

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<v Speaker 1>third person name, number, email address, and the answer to

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<v Speaker 1>the question what movie had been go see this weekend

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<v Speaker 1>in the theater and you will win Mars Volta tickets

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<v Speaker 1>October twenty fifth, Bomb Factory Mars Volta. That should be

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<v Speaker 1>a badass show. Bomb Factory back. Baby. All right, we

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<v Speaker 1>got lots of stuff to get to, but right now

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<v Speaker 1>it's time for this. It's time to go in to

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<v Speaker 1>get bitted.

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<v Speaker 2>Stridule rebird machine. Yes, and it is a Sinko to

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<v Speaker 2>Myos story, it's not today Sinko to miyos. Thought that

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<v Speaker 2>was interesting, It's fantastic. A lot of polls have shown

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<v Speaker 2>that thirteen percent of Americans have no idea what Sinko

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<v Speaker 2>Demo's all about. I thought it would be ninety percent

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<v Speaker 2>of Americans don't know. I'm not one hundred percent of

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<v Speaker 2>the intricate details of it.

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<v Speaker 1>It has something to do with Mexican independence from Spain, correct,

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<v Speaker 1>And isn't it resting me? I have no idea. I

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<v Speaker 1>think you just supposed to drink Mexican beers that day,

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<v Speaker 1>and mitchellatas Margarita Marg's.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the day that the sink hole opened.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's sink hole to Maya sinklo. So Mexican victory

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<v Speaker 2>over the French at the Battle of Pueblo. Oh the

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<v Speaker 2>French May fifth, eighteen sixty two.

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<v Speaker 1>So swallowed them.

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<v Speaker 2>Wee wei mofos. You got your ass handed to you

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<v Speaker 2>by our Mexican friends. Yep uh. The wayback machine does

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<v Speaker 2>take us back to something that happened, though this would

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<v Speaker 2>be May fifth, twenty seventeen. Ben was having a problem

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<v Speaker 2>was something that he described as a swallow that was

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<v Speaker 2>a problem. Let's just hear the audio and then discuss.

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<v Speaker 3>Guys, they're not. That's apparently they are. What are They're

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<v Speaker 3>a bird and there's two of them hawks and they

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<v Speaker 3>are known as barn swallows.

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<v Speaker 2>Shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of hot. So they're birds, they're swallows. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the kind of old bird. You want one that's experienced

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<v Speaker 1>and it's going to be in that situation and do

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<v Speaker 1>it right, guys. Newsman Jody Dean weighed in on this

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<v Speaker 1>all the Facebook page shocking.

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<v Speaker 3>He says, I got a lot of experiences with this guy.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of these old birds love my program, he says.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Barn swallows are fast, highly maneuverable, and aggressive. When they

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<v Speaker 3>get close enough to the source of their irritation, they'll

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<v Speaker 3>turn their evil little heads towards you and screech at

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<v Speaker 3>your face, beaks wide open. They're so terrifying that they

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<v Speaker 3>have very few predators and even scare hawks and giant birds,

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<v Speaker 3>which they've even known to uh, which with which they've

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<v Speaker 3>been known to cooperate.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, hold on, please stop.

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<v Speaker 2>I got they don't even have they don't have arms

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<v Speaker 2>or dams.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, birds don't have necks, so they're not looking around.

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<v Speaker 1>And secondly, did he just cut and paste a Wikipedia things?

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<v Speaker 2>And the idea of Jody Dean copying and pasting to

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<v Speaker 2>other Wikipedia on your Facebook post and a comment is

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<v Speaker 2>hilarious to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, those things are a pain in the ass, and

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<v Speaker 3>if they ever infiltrate your front porch, there's very little

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<v Speaker 3>things you can do to get rid of them because

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<v Speaker 3>of bird laws and you're not allowed. They're like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if they're endangered or what the deal is,

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<v Speaker 3>but hypothetically, if your kids had orbi guns, it would

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<v Speaker 3>be illegal for you to shoot those orbie guns at

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<v Speaker 3>the birds. Those types of orbi guns, they should out

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<v Speaker 3>these little water pellets. It wouldn't be enough to kill

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<v Speaker 3>a bird, but it would be enough to send a

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<v Speaker 3>message to those birds take your asses somewhere else.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep. I would personally support anyone who just was to

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<v Speaker 1>entertain all ideas that were legal to handle that situation.

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<v Speaker 1>I personally never did anything illegal. Shout out to the

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<v Speaker 1>orby gun. I've seen an orby gun take a bird's

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<v Speaker 1>eye out a little sea little bird with an iPad. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>usually it's a parrot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep. Yeah. In Texas, we protect all of our birds

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<v Speaker 2>pretty much except for pigeons. Pigeons you can just go

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<v Speaker 2>murder at any time, yeah, which is wrong. You know

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<v Speaker 2>they're they're bothering you.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, doves, because they're a bird of peace. They take

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<v Speaker 1>over your front porch and then they dive bomb you.

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<v Speaker 1>They will take your eye out.

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<v Speaker 2>Pigeons, Yeah, do you gotta have a permit if you're

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<v Speaker 2>going to kill them? Does this ever get solved? This

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<v Speaker 2>is a long time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>You still have the problem yearly? Do you around this time?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have swallows some? Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's it's never really swallow. Thing has never really

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<v Speaker 3>worked out for me. Why because as you're not into it. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm very much into like birds. Yeah, I like birds.

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<v Speaker 3>It just doesn't seem to be doesn't seem to go

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<v Speaker 3>hand in hand in with my situation, Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because they're a nuisance. If they take over your

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<v Speaker 1>front door, you can't do anything to get rid of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Kat said, you can get a permit taken out for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you get a permit?

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<v Speaker 2>KT? I did? Okay, So for you it's just let

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<v Speaker 2>it happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, the birds and the nesting, yeah, right, and just

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<v Speaker 1>whatever happens happened, and you're like, hey, yeah, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know what you're gonna do.

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<v Speaker 2>One thing to watch Fords seriously though, on this bit

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<v Speaker 2>of climate talk here. Yeah, oh, just letting you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Things are pushed back about a month this year. It's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna get hotter a little bit later. You're gonna see

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<v Speaker 2>the mosquitos come out a little bit later. You're probably

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<v Speaker 2>used to seeing a lot of mosquitos in May, You'll

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<v Speaker 2>be getting them in late May, in early Things are

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<v Speaker 2>different than it used to be growing up, Our seasons

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<v Speaker 2>have changed by one month.

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<v Speaker 1>It's fantastic forward.

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<v Speaker 3>How long do you wait before kissing your front porchs?

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye?

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<v Speaker 1>What? What? What does that mean? Hold on, don't answer that,

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<v Speaker 1>let him talk some more.

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<v Speaker 2>You're sending you're saying you had a tit mouse problem.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, not right now?

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<v Speaker 2>What you now?

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<v Speaker 1>She said? A nip rat coming up next?

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<v Speaker 2>Different bird coming up next.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on in Dallas right here on the east

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<v Speaker 1>What