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Speaker 2: Stridule rebird machine. Yes, and it is a Sinko to
Speaker 2: Myos story, it's not today Sinko to miyos. Thought that
Speaker 2: was interesting, It's fantastic. A lot of polls have shown
Speaker 2: that thirteen percent of Americans have no idea what Sinko
Speaker 2: Demo's all about. I thought it would be ninety percent
Speaker 2: of Americans don't know. I'm not one hundred percent of
Speaker 2: the intricate details of it.
Speaker 1: It has something to do with Mexican independence from Spain, correct,
Speaker 1: And isn't it resting me? I have no idea. I
Speaker 1: think you just supposed to drink Mexican beers that day,
Speaker 1: and mitchellatas Margarita Marg's.
Speaker 3: It's the day that the sink hole opened.
Speaker 2: No, that's sink hole to Maya sinklo. So Mexican victory
Speaker 2: over the French at the Battle of Pueblo. Oh the
Speaker 2: French May fifth, eighteen sixty two.
Speaker 1: So swallowed them.
Speaker 2: Wee wei mofos. You got your ass handed to you
Speaker 2: by our Mexican friends. Yep uh. The wayback machine does
Speaker 2: take us back to something that happened, though this would
Speaker 2: be May fifth, twenty seventeen. Ben was having a problem
Speaker 2: was something that he described as a swallow that was
Speaker 2: a problem. Let's just hear the audio and then discuss.
Speaker 3: Guys, they're not. That's apparently they are. What are They're
Speaker 3: a bird and there's two of them hawks and they
Speaker 3: are known as barn swallows.
Speaker 2: Shocking.
Speaker 1: That's kind of hot. So they're birds, they're swallows. That's
Speaker 1: the kind of old bird. You want one that's experienced
Speaker 1: and it's going to be in that situation and do
Speaker 1: it right, guys. Newsman Jody Dean weighed in on this
Speaker 1: all the Facebook page shocking.
Speaker 3: He says, I got a lot of experiences with this guy.
Speaker 3: A lot of these old birds love my program, he says.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: Barn swallows are fast, highly maneuverable, and aggressive. When they
Speaker 3: get close enough to the source of their irritation, they'll
Speaker 3: turn their evil little heads towards you and screech at
Speaker 3: your face, beaks wide open. They're so terrifying that they
Speaker 3: have very few predators and even scare hawks and giant birds,
Speaker 3: which they've even known to uh, which with which they've
Speaker 3: been known to cooperate.
Speaker 1: Wow, hold on, please stop.
Speaker 2: I got they don't even have they don't have arms
Speaker 2: or dams.
Speaker 1: Okay, birds don't have necks, so they're not looking around.
Speaker 1: And secondly, did he just cut and paste a Wikipedia things?
Speaker 2: And the idea of Jody Dean copying and pasting to
Speaker 2: other Wikipedia on your Facebook post and a comment is
Speaker 2: hilarious to me.
Speaker 3: Man, those things are a pain in the ass, and
Speaker 3: if they ever infiltrate your front porch, there's very little
Speaker 3: things you can do to get rid of them because
Speaker 3: of bird laws and you're not allowed. They're like, I
Speaker 3: don't know if they're endangered or what the deal is,
Speaker 3: but hypothetically, if your kids had orbi guns, it would
Speaker 3: be illegal for you to shoot those orbie guns at
Speaker 3: the birds. Those types of orbi guns, they should out
Speaker 3: these little water pellets. It wouldn't be enough to kill
Speaker 3: a bird, but it would be enough to send a
Speaker 3: message to those birds take your asses somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Yep. I would personally support anyone who just was to
Speaker 1: entertain all ideas that were legal to handle that situation.
Speaker 1: I personally never did anything illegal. Shout out to the
Speaker 1: orby gun. I've seen an orby gun take a bird's
Speaker 1: eye out a little sea little bird with an iPad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: usually it's a parrot.
Speaker 2: Yep. Yeah. In Texas, we protect all of our birds
Speaker 2: pretty much except for pigeons. Pigeons you can just go
Speaker 2: murder at any time, yeah, which is wrong. You know
Speaker 2: they're they're bothering you.
Speaker 1: Also, doves, because they're a bird of peace. They take
Speaker 1: over your front porch and then they dive bomb you.
Speaker 1: They will take your eye out.
Speaker 2: Pigeons, Yeah, do you gotta have a permit if you're
Speaker 2: going to kill them? Does this ever get solved? This
Speaker 2: is a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: You still have the problem yearly? Do you around this time?
Speaker 2: Do you have swallows some? Uh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's never really swallow. Thing has never really
Speaker 3: worked out for me. Why because as you're not into it. No,
Speaker 3: I'm very much into like birds. Yeah, I like birds.
Speaker 3: It just doesn't seem to be doesn't seem to go
Speaker 3: hand in hand in with my situation, Is that right?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because they're a nuisance. If they take over your
Speaker 1: front door, you can't do anything to get rid of them.
Speaker 1: Kat said, you can get a permit taken out for that.
Speaker 1: Did you get a permit?
Speaker 2: KT? I did? Okay, So for you it's just let
Speaker 2: it happen.
Speaker 1: Oh, the birds and the nesting, yeah, right, and just
Speaker 1: whatever happens happened, and you're like, hey, yeah, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what you're gonna do.
Speaker 2: One thing to watch Fords seriously though, on this bit
Speaker 2: of climate talk here. Yeah, oh, just letting you know.
Speaker 2: Things are pushed back about a month this year. It's
Speaker 2: gonna get hotter a little bit later. You're gonna see
Speaker 2: the mosquitos come out a little bit later. You're probably
Speaker 2: used to seeing a lot of mosquitos in May, You'll
Speaker 2: be getting them in late May, in early Things are
Speaker 2: different than it used to be growing up, Our seasons
Speaker 2: have changed by one month.
Speaker 1: It's fantastic forward.
Speaker 3: How long do you wait before kissing your front porchs?
Speaker 2: Goodbye?
Speaker 1: What? What? What does that mean? Hold on, don't answer that,
Speaker 1: let him talk some more.
Speaker 2: You're sending you're saying you had a tit mouse problem.
Speaker 1: No, no, not right now?
Speaker 2: What you now?
Speaker 1: She said? A nip rat coming up next?
Speaker 2: Different bird coming up next.
Speaker 1: What's going on in Dallas right here on the east
Speaker 1: What