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<v Speaker 1>Need advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bub to the rescue, tipper Asque Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>On one O one one w j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>We are Orlando's rock station. He is here has successfully

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<v Speaker 3>touched down cross winds. Any issue this morning? For uh

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<v Speaker 3>for Hunter.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, flight in was solid. Welcome LCTV. How's my buddy

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<v Speaker 2>Red doing. I'm doing fine, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just coming after and after a Nolan's bender. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>were you there for Fat Tuesday? Tuesday yesterday? You get

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<v Speaker 1>some hurricanes going?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah, yeah, just take it easy, you know, seventeen old fashions.

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<v Speaker 2>But I in honor of the holiday, though, in honor

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<v Speaker 2>of the Fat Tuesday holiday, uh huh. I had a

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<v Speaker 2>few biggins over at the hotel last night instead of

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<v Speaker 2>bread crumbs, you know, like Hansel and Gretel. Did you

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<v Speaker 2>know a little bread crumbs too, I use bacon bits

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<v Speaker 2>from their room to mine. M hm, good time.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard you ever filmed it? You heard right? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure he did. I heard.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if there's any truth to this or not.

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<v Speaker 3>You had an entire palette of beads delivered to a

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<v Speaker 3>balcony overlooking Bourbon Street, and you're.

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<v Speaker 1>A private balcony at that.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, wow, all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, let's get right to it. We had a lot

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<v Speaker 2>come in. If we don't get to yours, we'll try

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<v Speaker 2>to get to him next week. Just hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything in life you want to ask about. It's wayne

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<v Speaker 3>on you two two five two six. It's the text

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<v Speaker 3>line to get those into for the world renow life coach, Elsie.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to get something off my chest.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been bugging me since last week when that jerk

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<v Speaker 2>texted in about breaking up with somebody over her liking

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<v Speaker 2>Hawaiian pizza.

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<v Speaker 1>Being a female that.

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<v Speaker 2>Also all caps loves Hawaiian pizza, I'm gonna give them

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<v Speaker 2>a piece of my mind. Is there any way you

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<v Speaker 2>can give me his number? Settled down? Hippa right, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, yeah, you're exactly right. Hippo rules. I'm a doctor.

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<v Speaker 2>They apply deep breath, chill out girl scout.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh giving a good listener somewhere out from the text line.

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, Uh. I could do you on better though. I

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<v Speaker 4>could probably using this text line. I see the full number,

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<v Speaker 4>area code and everything. I could probably track down the

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<v Speaker 4>guy's address and then you could just send them a

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<v Speaker 4>Hawaiian pizza every week. Better yet, I could give it

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<v Speaker 4>out their listeners on the air, and everybody could.

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<v Speaker 1>If you a pizza pandemonium.

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<v Speaker 2>And you know what, the economy the way it is,

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<v Speaker 2>he'd start eating them learned No love it, buddy, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>like it or lump it? Elci? Should I, whoa, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a little drastic, Elsie. Should I cash my four

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<v Speaker 2>oh one k, pay off my house and say f

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<v Speaker 2>this job and go work at McDonald's. Okay, hold on

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<v Speaker 2>for a sec do you really want to endure working

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<v Speaker 2>a fast food job? How people are in general? We're

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<v Speaker 2>hearing about people throwing friar grease on each other, people shooting.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, don't do that. It's way too hard to

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<v Speaker 2>You could instead drive uber right, you pick your own schedule.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't do it at night.

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<v Speaker 2>Do it days only, because if you do night, you

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<v Speaker 2>got to deal with the drunks and the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>people get sick in your car and plus that way,

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<v Speaker 2>you could be the drunken night because you're driving during

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<v Speaker 2>the day and enjoy your semi retirement.

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<v Speaker 3>You should probably make him aware if he's not aware

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<v Speaker 3>that the penalty on cashing in your four one k

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<v Speaker 3>early may hospitalize you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be grabbing the heart right as the government just

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<v Speaker 2>sucks it out of you. God, LC, I've always heard

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<v Speaker 2>home depot is a great place to meet what's wrong

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<v Speaker 2>with these people? I've always heard that home depot is

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<v Speaker 2>a great place to meet horny, lonely chicks. So I

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<v Speaker 2>gave it a try. Long story short, I did meet

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<v Speaker 2>a real looker and got lucky that night. Problem is,

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<v Speaker 2>she now thinks I'm free labor to fix everything around

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<v Speaker 2>her condom. She's hot as hell, but I'm feeling used thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got a real knuckle dragon Neanderthal here and only

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<v Speaker 2>he's feeling used?

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<v Speaker 1>What even he stopped me here?

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<v Speaker 5>If I recall, I might believe you might have been

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<v Speaker 5>one of the ones who put the information out there

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<v Speaker 5>about meeting hot chicks at uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'm having Mandela uh with.

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<v Speaker 2>Little idiotology things you guys do and that other guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Even though I disagree with how you speak about women

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<v Speaker 2>hot as hell horny looker, I'm still gonna help you

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<v Speaker 2>out because you know, we all know the saying ass

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<v Speaker 2>gas or grass. Nobody gets labor for free.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's what you do?

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<v Speaker 2>You just tell her that you mosied on back to

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<v Speaker 2>the hardware store. And fell head over heels for the

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<v Speaker 2>dame running a hot dog cart. See how I did

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<v Speaker 2>dame to put it in his so he can understand it,

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<v Speaker 2>broke it down to his terms. Yeah, he tell him

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<v Speaker 2>she had really nice buns. You've known her a while,

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<v Speaker 2>but you needed to catch up. You know, you truly

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<v Speaker 2>relish every moment with her now, so you're gonna have

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<v Speaker 2>to leave her condo and all the leaky pipes I

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<v Speaker 2>get going forever here you kiss her neck. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>hot dog heaven. Pull the sausage poores, you know, glad

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<v Speaker 2>you spared us a sour kraut reference. No, there are

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<v Speaker 2>no I'm not gonna do that to the hot dog ladies.

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<v Speaker 2>Shout out ladies running the dog carts. I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>wendy and rainy out there today, but we have a

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<v Speaker 2>few of them that listen. Actually, this show life coach,

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<v Speaker 2>I hear that diet and exercise can cure. How can

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<v Speaker 2>I get my wife to diet and exercise? Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not. I'll repeat that depot guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Brother. Yeah, another knuckle dragger.

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<v Speaker 2>So in case you're listening and your husband's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>a neanderthal, listen what he just I hear that diet

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<v Speaker 2>and exercise can cure ed eric tyle dysfunction.

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<v Speaker 1>How can I get my wife to diet and exercise?

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<v Speaker 1>You pig, it's hurtful, Yeah, it's purful.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I pray that your wife heard that. That's why I

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<v Speaker 1>repeated it twice.

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<v Speaker 2>The last four of his numbers speaking of phone numbers

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<v Speaker 2>and giving him out are sixty nine sixty nine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not shocked whatsoever, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>You're better off without him. LC got another financial one.

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<v Speaker 2>I I, hell, are you doing on time?

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<v Speaker 1>You're good? I'll see.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't trust banks, so I cash all my check

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<v Speaker 2>and hoard the hondas at home.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think that this is a bad thing?

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<v Speaker 2>How can I invest without bank interaction, because again, don't

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<v Speaker 2>trust him. Some would say bitcoin or different things like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, invest in the soil. Invest in the soil,

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<v Speaker 2>meaning put it all in a waterproof safe and bury

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<v Speaker 2>it in your backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome for the help.

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<v Speaker 2>And oh, make sure you send me my at your

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<v Speaker 2>your address, because I'd like to send greeting cards for

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<v Speaker 2>the holidays for any clients that have helped.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, get us a safe there? Sure?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, see, you're doing the wrap ups and mommy,

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<v Speaker 2>you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Squeeze in one more year. I want if you got

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<v Speaker 3>to be going, try to beat the weather. We understand sir,

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<v Speaker 3>your time is very very limited.

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<v Speaker 1>No, we don't rush and fly. I've been married for

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<v Speaker 1>three years. Love my husband.

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<v Speaker 2>Both work Monday through Friday and really only see each

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<v Speaker 2>other an hour or two a day. That's fine. Where

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<v Speaker 2>the issue comes in is he's golfing on weekends. Every

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<v Speaker 2>weekend with his buddies. Something has to give, Yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>ass to give you h sounds like somebody's leaving a

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<v Speaker 2>hungry limb and his wife it huh here it starts

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<v Speaker 2>off a dear LCTV. No, I all don't see. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a marriage wrecker. The jobs to save marriages amongst

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<v Speaker 2>other things.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe with his new love of golf, you have to

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<v Speaker 2>like involve some of that in your rhetoric. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>talking about you call golfing with him and the boys.

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<v Speaker 2>They guys do not want that. Okay, just remember that

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<v Speaker 2>ladies just golf phrases like how'd you like to split

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<v Speaker 2>this fair way?

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<v Speaker 1>If you start? Really, you know what I'm saying. He's

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<v Speaker 1>dressing really nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I get like a cart girl, Yeah, rarely wearies. Sure, honey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll let you putt it my hole. When you're feeling

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<v Speaker 2>really sultry. You can tell them. I don't know about you,

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<v Speaker 2>but I'm only into play in the back nine tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even get me started on the ball washer hounter.

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<v Speaker 1>We gotta go down the blow, We gotta go dressed

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<v Speaker 1>like a cart girl. Ladies, Yeah, let your Tako on demand.

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