Speaker 1: Need advice.
Speaker 2: Taco Bub to the rescue, tipper Asque Taco Bob.
Speaker 1: On one O one one w j R R.
Speaker 3: We are Orlando's rock station. He is here has successfully
Speaker 3: touched down cross winds. Any issue this morning? For uh
Speaker 3: for Hunter.
Speaker 2: Nope, flight in was solid. Welcome LCTV. How's my buddy
Speaker 2: Red doing. I'm doing fine, thank you.
Speaker 1: I'm just coming after and after a Nolan's bender. Oh
Speaker 1: were you there for Fat Tuesday? Tuesday yesterday? You get
Speaker 1: some hurricanes going?
Speaker 2: Nah, yeah, just take it easy, you know, seventeen old fashions.
Speaker 2: But I in honor of the holiday, though, in honor
Speaker 2: of the Fat Tuesday holiday, uh huh. I had a
Speaker 2: few biggins over at the hotel last night instead of
Speaker 2: bread crumbs, you know, like Hansel and Gretel. Did you
Speaker 2: know a little bread crumbs too, I use bacon bits
Speaker 2: from their room to mine. M hm, good time.
Speaker 1: I heard you ever filmed it? You heard right? I'm
Speaker 1: sure he did. I heard.
Speaker 3: I don't know if there's any truth to this or not.
Speaker 3: You had an entire palette of beads delivered to a
Speaker 3: balcony overlooking Bourbon Street, and you're.
Speaker 1: A private balcony at that.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, all.
Speaker 2: Right, let's get right to it. We had a lot
Speaker 2: come in. If we don't get to yours, we'll try
Speaker 2: to get to him next week. Just hold on.
Speaker 3: Anything in life you want to ask about. It's wayne
Speaker 3: on you two two five two six. It's the text
Speaker 3: line to get those into for the world renow life coach, Elsie.
Speaker 1: I have to get something off my chest.
Speaker 2: It's been bugging me since last week when that jerk
Speaker 2: texted in about breaking up with somebody over her liking
Speaker 2: Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 1: Being a female that.
Speaker 2: Also all caps loves Hawaiian pizza, I'm gonna give them
Speaker 2: a piece of my mind. Is there any way you
Speaker 2: can give me his number? Settled down? Hippa right, I mean,
Speaker 2: come on, yeah, you're exactly right. Hippo rules. I'm a doctor.
Speaker 2: They apply deep breath, chill out girl scout.
Speaker 1: Uh giving a good listener somewhere out from the text line.
Speaker 4: Sure, Uh. I could do you on better though. I
Speaker 4: could probably using this text line. I see the full number,
Speaker 4: area code and everything. I could probably track down the
Speaker 4: guy's address and then you could just send them a
Speaker 4: Hawaiian pizza every week. Better yet, I could give it
Speaker 4: out their listeners on the air, and everybody could.
Speaker 1: If you a pizza pandemonium.
Speaker 2: And you know what, the economy the way it is,
Speaker 2: he'd start eating them learned No love it, buddy, Yeah,
Speaker 2: like it or lump it? Elci? Should I, whoa, this
Speaker 2: is a little drastic, Elsie. Should I cash my four
Speaker 2: oh one k, pay off my house and say f
Speaker 2: this job and go work at McDonald's. Okay, hold on
Speaker 2: for a sec do you really want to endure working
Speaker 2: a fast food job? How people are in general? We're
Speaker 2: hearing about people throwing friar grease on each other, people shooting.
Speaker 2: You know, don't do that. It's way too hard to
Speaker 2: You could instead drive uber right, you pick your own schedule.
Speaker 1: Just don't do it at night.
Speaker 2: Do it days only, because if you do night, you
Speaker 2: got to deal with the drunks and the you know,
Speaker 2: people get sick in your car and plus that way,
Speaker 2: you could be the drunken night because you're driving during
Speaker 2: the day and enjoy your semi retirement.
Speaker 3: You should probably make him aware if he's not aware
Speaker 3: that the penalty on cashing in your four one k
Speaker 3: early may hospitalize you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot.
Speaker 2: You'll be grabbing the heart right as the government just
Speaker 2: sucks it out of you. God, LC, I've always heard
Speaker 2: home depot is a great place to meet what's wrong
Speaker 2: with these people? I've always heard that home depot is
Speaker 2: a great place to meet horny, lonely chicks. So I
Speaker 2: gave it a try. Long story short, I did meet
Speaker 2: a real looker and got lucky that night. Problem is,
Speaker 2: she now thinks I'm free labor to fix everything around
Speaker 2: her condom. She's hot as hell, but I'm feeling used thoughts.
Speaker 2: We've got a real knuckle dragon Neanderthal here and only
Speaker 2: he's feeling used?
Speaker 1: What even he stopped me here?
Speaker 5: If I recall, I might believe you might have been
Speaker 5: one of the ones who put the information out there
Speaker 5: about meeting hot chicks at uh.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm having Mandela uh with.
Speaker 2: Little idiotology things you guys do and that other guy.
Speaker 2: Even though I disagree with how you speak about women
Speaker 2: hot as hell horny looker, I'm still gonna help you
Speaker 2: out because you know, we all know the saying ass
Speaker 2: gas or grass. Nobody gets labor for free.
Speaker 1: Here's what you do?
Speaker 2: You just tell her that you mosied on back to
Speaker 2: the hardware store. And fell head over heels for the
Speaker 2: dame running a hot dog cart. See how I did
Speaker 2: dame to put it in his so he can understand it,
Speaker 2: broke it down to his terms. Yeah, he tell him
Speaker 2: she had really nice buns. You've known her a while,
Speaker 2: but you needed to catch up. You know, you truly
Speaker 2: relish every moment with her now, so you're gonna have
Speaker 2: to leave her condo and all the leaky pipes I
Speaker 2: get going forever here you kiss her neck. It's like
Speaker 2: hot dog heaven. Pull the sausage poores, you know, glad
Speaker 2: you spared us a sour kraut reference. No, there are
Speaker 2: no I'm not gonna do that to the hot dog ladies.
Speaker 2: Shout out ladies running the dog carts. I know it's
Speaker 2: wendy and rainy out there today, but we have a
Speaker 2: few of them that listen. Actually, this show life coach,
Speaker 2: I hear that diet and exercise can cure. How can
Speaker 2: I get my wife to diet and exercise? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: you're not. I'll repeat that depot guys.
Speaker 1: Brother. Yeah, another knuckle dragger.
Speaker 2: So in case you're listening and your husband's kind of
Speaker 2: a neanderthal, listen what he just I hear that diet
Speaker 2: and exercise can cure ed eric tyle dysfunction.
Speaker 1: How can I get my wife to diet and exercise?
Speaker 1: You pig, it's hurtful, Yeah, it's purful.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I pray that your wife heard that. That's why I
Speaker 1: repeated it twice.
Speaker 2: The last four of his numbers speaking of phone numbers
Speaker 2: and giving him out are sixty nine sixty nine.
Speaker 1: I'm not shocked whatsoever, ma'am.
Speaker 2: You're better off without him. LC got another financial one.
Speaker 2: I I, hell, are you doing on time?
Speaker 1: You're good? I'll see.
Speaker 2: I don't trust banks, so I cash all my check
Speaker 2: and hoard the hondas at home.
Speaker 1: Do you think that this is a bad thing?
Speaker 2: How can I invest without bank interaction, because again, don't
Speaker 2: trust him. Some would say bitcoin or different things like that.
Speaker 2: I say, invest in the soil. Invest in the soil,
Speaker 2: meaning put it all in a waterproof safe and bury
Speaker 2: it in your backyard.
Speaker 1: You're welcome for the help.
Speaker 2: And oh, make sure you send me my at your
Speaker 2: your address, because I'd like to send greeting cards for
Speaker 2: the holidays for any clients that have helped.
Speaker 1: Right, get us a safe there? Sure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, see, you're doing the wrap ups and mommy,
Speaker 2: you can.
Speaker 3: Squeeze in one more year. I want if you got
Speaker 3: to be going, try to beat the weather. We understand sir,
Speaker 3: your time is very very limited.
Speaker 1: No, we don't rush and fly. I've been married for
Speaker 1: three years. Love my husband.
Speaker 2: Both work Monday through Friday and really only see each
Speaker 2: other an hour or two a day. That's fine. Where
Speaker 2: the issue comes in is he's golfing on weekends. Every
Speaker 2: weekend with his buddies. Something has to give, Yeah, so
Speaker 2: ass to give you h sounds like somebody's leaving a
Speaker 2: hungry limb and his wife it huh here it starts
Speaker 2: off a dear LCTV. No, I all don't see. I'm
Speaker 2: not a marriage wrecker. The jobs to save marriages amongst
Speaker 2: other things.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Maybe with his new love of golf, you have to
Speaker 2: like involve some of that in your rhetoric. I'm not
Speaker 2: talking about you call golfing with him and the boys.
Speaker 2: They guys do not want that. Okay, just remember that
Speaker 2: ladies just golf phrases like how'd you like to split
Speaker 2: this fair way?
Speaker 1: If you start? Really, you know what I'm saying. He's
Speaker 1: dressing really nice.
Speaker 2: I get like a cart girl, Yeah, rarely wearies. Sure, honey,
Speaker 2: I'll let you putt it my hole. When you're feeling
Speaker 2: really sultry. You can tell them. I don't know about you,
Speaker 2: but I'm only into play in the back nine tonight.
Speaker 1: Don't even get me started on the ball washer hounter.
Speaker 1: We gotta go down the blow, We gotta go dressed
Speaker 1: like a cart girl. Ladies, Yeah, let your Tako on demand.
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