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<v Speaker 1>Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura. Hey Jason,

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<v Speaker 1>this is our friend, Jason Doring. Jason is a longtime friend,

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<v Speaker 1>longtime listener, not a longtime radio person. He does. Get

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<v Speaker 1>that to your mouth and put your headphones on. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>very bossy. As you will know. She is Eric Grimmer,

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<v Speaker 1>as you all know. If you can see him, if

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<v Speaker 1>you can scoot more closer to me, here you go,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, see and producer Brian Hi, producer, Brian. What's up?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello? What's up?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So we have Jason in just because he's fun and

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<v Speaker 1>I saw him when I was covering Comic Con.

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<v Speaker 2>So popular.

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<v Speaker 3>I got to go to the preview night.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you're to the pre because this is a comic Con,

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<v Speaker 1>like connoisseur over here, Jason.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not go to preview night, but I got

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<v Speaker 4>there early Thursday. Yeah, I ran into somebody.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, how long is Comic Con? I don't even remember.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, there's a preview night Wednesday night. It goes from

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<v Speaker 4>like six to like nine, and then it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Now, I because I had a press pass, I

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<v Speaker 1>know it was so incredibly exciting. I got to go

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<v Speaker 1>in on Wednesday. They wanted me to get the lay

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<v Speaker 1>of the land, just to see what's going on, so

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<v Speaker 1>I could talk about it on Thursday in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>before and not have to go in, okay, because I

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<v Speaker 1>had to do really early morning hits they call him anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>So I went into Wednesday night. I thought that there

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be just a decent amount of people.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not super crowded. It's it's preview night. You have

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<v Speaker 1>to pay extra for that, right, Like, it's not.

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<v Speaker 5>Cheap, like sixty dollars more.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, oh, it's not that bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I thought it was worse for Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura paid just about that for one of those bbies

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever it was. Oh my god, Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>So I did go to your preview night on Wednesday

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<v Speaker 1>night and it was packed.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god. I could not move. I couldn't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>That would have been my worst nightmare.

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<v Speaker 1>You've been to comic con? Oh, So you know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>cool and fun and everything, and you can look up

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<v Speaker 1>and see all sorts of neat things, but like if

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<v Speaker 1>you look forward, all you see your heads, yeah, and shoulders,

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<v Speaker 1>and you're so tightly mushed together and I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 1>get a little bit of an anxiety complex. I think

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<v Speaker 1>you know why, Why.

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<v Speaker 2>Because you're getting older.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably I can't handle this many people in one place.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I bought a couple of things. I bought

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<v Speaker 1>something for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, because.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only a comic con do they have comics. Which

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<v Speaker 1>that's how it started, right I sn obviously, like thirty

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<v Speaker 1>years ago, original.

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<v Speaker 4>Was in like a hotel and you should just sell comics.

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<v Speaker 4>It was not the pop culture stuff it's all. It

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<v Speaker 4>was all comic comic stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So it was like true well I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>say geeks, but like true comic nerds. I could say

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<v Speaker 1>that who really enjoyed the artistry of it and they

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<v Speaker 1>met that like the artist, the.

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<v Speaker 3>People who created it, and that was what it was

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<v Speaker 3>all about.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Well now it's all pop culture.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a whole new ball game, including shopping.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh so I bought three things.

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<v Speaker 1>I bought. I have to show you this cool sweat

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<v Speaker 1>This is the coolest sweatshirt I've ever seen, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was sixty bucks. I don't want your thing to fallout,

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<v Speaker 1>are you?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you print money in your garage?

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<v Speaker 1>No? But I have a story to tell about that,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can't tell.

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<v Speaker 2>It today she tried to print money. Oh boy, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's I don't even know what what company this is.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like some like oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait just wait. Okay. So it has this on the front, right,

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<v Speaker 1>that's underneat down on the show. On the side, it

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<v Speaker 1>has or on the sleeves, it has this. Then on

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<v Speaker 1>the back it has this. This is all embroidery. So beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what franchise that's from?

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<v Speaker 1>So Beautiful? No? And then the Hood has a dangerous

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<v Speaker 1>game maybe this you'll get it from the Hood? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you do you see like this these little guys with

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<v Speaker 1>a slip?

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<v Speaker 2>I have no clue is that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a no. Is that that?

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<v Speaker 3>It's a logo, but I can't read it. Game, No

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<v Speaker 3>beefy something like that. Lefty.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, oh you're thing, here's your thing. But okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>they are some sort of anime and I thought this

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<v Speaker 1>was just really cool. It's very thick.

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<v Speaker 6>Why because some of them are real weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of them are dirty, real weird. My son's an anime,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't think he's into the nasty.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, real weird.

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<v Speaker 1>My son onto the porny anime.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't know if they feature though it is

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<v Speaker 1>a comic con can I don't know. I don't think

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<v Speaker 1>they don't do that might be this one didn't have

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<v Speaker 1>a company attached to it as far as like production

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<v Speaker 1>company or whatever. They there's a there are people have

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<v Speaker 1>it like like Jason said, it's pulp pop culture and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this has to do with pop culture,

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<v Speaker 1>but I thought it was so cute. It's a dress

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<v Speaker 1>and it has a snake that wraps all the way

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<v Speaker 1>around it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Just some weird things I bought at Colocaust.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes people just sell things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so there's that. And then Eric, I saw this.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't see the back of it, but I saw

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<v Speaker 1>the front of it. And it's for your key chain.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh perfect? Is it a that's true?

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<v Speaker 1>But oh my god, but it's I am your worse

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<v Speaker 1>than Imerit says it really is, and that he didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize that the back was was from Camp Crystal, which

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<v Speaker 1>is Friday the thirteenth.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, which I love, Jason orhes.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You're welcome you. I brought one for me. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>keys to the Ship show, which is true.

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<v Speaker 2>What that's awesome?

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<v Speaker 3>What did you almost buy something like that?

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<v Speaker 2>I almost got you a hat that said that like,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to the show show shit show supervisor.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have that would have been I would have

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<v Speaker 3>worn that.

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<v Speaker 2>Probably you would have.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it was well after my story that that will

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<v Speaker 1>play even more so, Jason, let's talk about comic cons.

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<v Speaker 1>Do a wrap up a comic con. First, everybody high

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<v Speaker 1>on YouTube, high on Instagram, thank you for listening after

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<v Speaker 1>the back and watching really makes us happy. So Jason, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Jason, how long have I known you?

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<v Speaker 1>When did you start coming into the Jeff and jer Show?

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<v Speaker 5>Probably gosh, nineteen ninety five.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura was probably forty then, so.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he his mom would drive him in.

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<v Speaker 3>Him and his mom would come in and.

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<v Speaker 5>The events to the studio off.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so cute. I loved it, and so he'd

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<v Speaker 1>watch the show. And so then years later we've just

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<v Speaker 1>stayed friends and he claims that I'm his original radio crush.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that means.

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<v Speaker 1>To me that there's a new radio crush.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing right now, No.

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<v Speaker 2>You were still in the first slot.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one, Jason, nobody else you guys know, I have

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<v Speaker 1>to I have to either know I'm number one or

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<v Speaker 1>I have to know who my competition is.

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<v Speaker 5>No competitions.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really good that Laura's number one in someone's slot

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<v Speaker 2>because it's not Eric's. Oh my god, you, Karen, and

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<v Speaker 2>Marla are all in the number one slot.

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<v Speaker 3>See, those are his best friends.

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<v Speaker 1>But I know where I lie. I'm not number one

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<v Speaker 1>with Eric.

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<v Speaker 5>With Eric, you're not number one.

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<v Speaker 1>Marla is Marla's number one, and then I'm number two.

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<v Speaker 1>But Karen is closely nudging me in the in the

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<v Speaker 1>ribs for the number six second spot, which whatever, it's

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<v Speaker 1>not happening. I will throw her down.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, Marla's here in San Diego. Marla, you can

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<v Speaker 2>tell because Laura's on edge right now.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel it. I'm feeling the vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you getting some crack sweat?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Maybe when I see pictures of him only.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, Okay, we go out a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Eric and I frequently we'll go out to lunch, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>go do this, We'll go to Marshall's, We'll go to

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she shows up on an ounce sometimes.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Eric hasn't learned how to say no yet. I know

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<v Speaker 6>that's why it's hard to say no to her.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>Rarely does he take a picture of just the two

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<v Speaker 1>of us hanging out, because we take so many pictures here.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, yeah, that's it. Yeah, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>So I see on Instagram a picture of him and

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<v Speaker 1>his bestie Marla, and all it says is dinner with

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<v Speaker 1>my bestie.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what are you expecting? A true statement?

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<v Speaker 3>It is a true statement, and I know that, but

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<v Speaker 3>it doesn't mean.

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<v Speaker 1>It as at any laughs. I'm sorry, okay, and they're smiling.

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<v Speaker 2>So how about if I do that your fancy? How

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<v Speaker 2>about if I do this? So I say dinner with

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<v Speaker 2>the old ball and chain that case.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because Marlow would be unhappy and I don't want

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<v Speaker 1>that either.

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<v Speaker 3>She's very unhappy.

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<v Speaker 2>That she would not like the word old.

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<v Speaker 6>Don't don't pander to her. Stay true to your guns.

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<v Speaker 3>So all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to Comic Con on the day at open,

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<v Speaker 1>but I had to do some reports between five am

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<v Speaker 1>and nine am and before the doors even opened, so

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<v Speaker 1>I was there talking to some people in line. That's

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<v Speaker 1>when I ran into Jason and I dressed up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep, you were Lois Lane.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, did you know who she was or did you

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<v Speaker 2>think she was the star of an adult video movie?

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<v Speaker 4>Just what did you think in the beginning, Well, I

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<v Speaker 4>heard someone saying hey you, hey you, and I turned

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm like, oh, hey, well all right. It took

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<v Speaker 4>me a minute to see because you had the brunette

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<v Speaker 4>hair for the wig because it's for lowest lane, and

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<v Speaker 4>then I recognized you.

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<v Speaker 5>So but yeah, you looked.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked more like more Titia from the Adams Family Plan.

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<v Speaker 6>So you had the only thing that identified.

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<v Speaker 6>You're definitely the triple X version of that Superman.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, now there are there were so many costumes that

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<v Speaker 2>You know that guy that wanted you, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>You kind of looked like a dominatrix.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, what I didn't. I didn't that day

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<v Speaker 1>I had the pants. I looked fine, right, Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>looked great. So how did it go the first day?

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<v Speaker 1>And did you go the second day? And did you

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<v Speaker 4>I did not see George Lucas. That was actually on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 4>on Thursday morning, rest in peace Hul Hogan. So, which

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<v Speaker 4>was one of the saddest things. Because I'm a big

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<v Speaker 4>I know you guys have probably all heard Hull Hogan

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<v Speaker 4>in honor early well respect. Yeah, and it was like

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<v Speaker 4>an hour before we all found out he passed away. No,

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<v Speaker 4>it was right before I saw you, actually, I found

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<v Speaker 4>out what.

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<v Speaker 3>Exactly did he do that made people soul back?

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<v Speaker 4>In Like Twain green back in like twenty fifteen, his

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<v Speaker 2>Did, he did, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 4>And he did apologize for it on like the Today

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<v Speaker 7>Want to go, well, you can't really escape well and

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<v Speaker 7>the whole Then when they didn't, Linda kind of start

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, that was the ex wife.

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<v Speaker 1>Well anyway, rest in peace regardless. So that okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>that started off the wrestling.

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<v Speaker 5>Panel, But that was fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't dim it down, like was it kind of like

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<v Speaker 4>Of that, it kind of got quiet for it was

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<v Speaker 4>an awkward moment, yeah, put it that way. But then

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<v Speaker 4>the wrestlers came out and it was really fun, and

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and then me and my buddy we won.

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<v Speaker 5>Tickets to meet the wrestlers.

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<v Speaker 4>I have pictures if you guys want me to hold

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<v Speaker 4>that up. And that was really cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So which, Okay, what wrestler do you think we would recognize?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm speaking of wrestlers. Yes, Alexa Bliss, Alexa, you've met her?

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<v Speaker 5>I have not.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, I thought you had a cutie. Yeah, she's dormal.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you met the twins Bello Twins.

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<v Speaker 5>I've met one of them, Nikki Bella who used to

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<v Speaker 5>be engaged to John Cena.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sure, show they were. They were clients of mine

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<v Speaker 2>really mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 5>And then they lived here in Sandy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're lovely. Yeah, they're they're very sweet.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Nikki Bella was really cool and John Seena is

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<v Speaker 4>like the nicest guy I've heard.

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<v Speaker 3>He is just incredibly cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, well.

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<v Speaker 5>Anything was there on Saturday for that show Peacemaker too?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh wait, isn't that on right now?

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<v Speaker 5>I think so. I think it's starting like next week

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<v Speaker 5>prime on HBO.

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<v Speaker 2>HBO okay, HBO.

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<v Speaker 1>Max. Think I'm glad they threw the HBO back in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I was not. I was not a fan of the

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<v Speaker 1>plane Max thing. You know, Yeah, you understand what I'm saying,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, do you have Max?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're throwing down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so you you saw John Seina speak, So.

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<v Speaker 4>That was he was up on the screen. He talked

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<v Speaker 4>about the panel was mostly about the figures and what

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<v Speaker 4>they're really saying. You made the biggest surprise. He was

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<v Speaker 4>a surprise. You may have heard of the name CM Punk.

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<v Speaker 4>He was a big surprise that came out and everyone

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<v Speaker 4>went nuts when he came out.

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<v Speaker 5>So, okay, I know you're out of the loop.

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>So he did a movie.

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<v Speaker 3>Explain to me who this person is?

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<v Speaker 5>See him? Punk has been around for like, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe fifteen years.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe just an actor a.

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<v Speaker 4>Wrestler, but he has done some movies. He did he

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<v Speaker 4>did some weird horror movie. Remember the title of it.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like in a house or something. It was, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was.

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<v Speaker 4>Some trippy movie. And he's a very controversial wrestler. He

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<v Speaker 4>likes to talk crap about people, but everyone still loves

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<v Speaker 4>him and the doors them. So he was probably the

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<v Speaker 4>biggest surprise at the WWE panel. So and then after that,

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<v Speaker 4>my friend and I we did some walking around the floor.

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<v Speaker 5>We saw did you dress up? I did not dress up.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I just had a Oh I had my

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<v Speaker 4>my Donald duck shirt on.

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<v Speaker 3>So okay, that's not dressing up, but whatever, whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have to you don't have to.

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<v Speaker 4>Dress No, it's just you know, I think I told

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<v Speaker 4>you this on Thursday. It's a hassle wearing a costume.

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<v Speaker 4>I think I wore one a long time ago, and

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<v Speaker 4>the people and you could trip and fall and you

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<v Speaker 4>know you don't want to make that happen.

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<v Speaker 1>But there were some good ones though.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw I saw something, you know, probably the best

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<v Speaker 4>costume myself. I think I saw this on Friday. Someone

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<v Speaker 4>dressed as the Coldplay couple. They had like a black

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<v Speaker 4>screen behind him. It was hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, this is like Halloween. It's turning into Halloween. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not even like it has anything to do with like

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<v Speaker 1>action figures. You think it's cold Play.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And it was so that is hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a guy like duck down.

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<v Speaker 4>He kind of was like to the side, and then

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<v Speaker 4>she was to the side. It was really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that was a bus event bus In case you

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<v Speaker 1>guys didn't know about this, I mean it's been everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>And he got fired he did yeah wait, he was

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<v Speaker 1>the CEO of what or.

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<v Speaker 5>The space program something?

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<v Speaker 3>And she was an HR and she was okay. And

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<v Speaker 3>then so Coldplay.

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<v Speaker 1>They're at the Coldplay concert and Coldplay they're singing one

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<v Speaker 1>of their songs. They do a kiss camp where they

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<v Speaker 1>just flashed to the somebody that's looking love up in

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<v Speaker 1>the stands and then boom, they flash on them and

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<v Speaker 1>he immediately their lovey Debbie her backs to the camera

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<v Speaker 1>and then like she looks over and he like drops.

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<v Speaker 2>To the side, and like Chris Martin goes, oh, somebody

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<v Speaker 2>must be having an affair.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and it was true.

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<v Speaker 3>True she should have gotten fired, but.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they did. They both get fired.

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<v Speaker 1>She should well whatever if he's the married.

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<v Speaker 5>One, well he think they were both married.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, bye, okay. So and then you went on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 4>I went on Friday, and then I went down there

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<v Speaker 4>on Saturday just people watch. But Friday, I know you're

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<v Speaker 4>gonna be excited about this. I went to the Dexter panel,

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<v Speaker 4>the Dexter resurrection. They showed some clips up up on

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<v Speaker 4>the screen and upcoming upcoming clips, which was actually on

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<v Speaker 4>yesterday's on Friday's episode which I watched yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>It was awesome.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh gosh, oh gosh, I have too saved up.

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<v Speaker 4>Catch up Laura, They're excellent. Is this is old Dexter's back?

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<v Speaker 1>I love because his name is back. Now, are you

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<v Speaker 1>guys Dexter fans?

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<v Speaker 2>I was a fan, and then the finale of the

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<v Speaker 2>original of the original kind of was a and then

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<v Speaker 2>when it came back again, I was like, whatever, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm really looking forward to seeing this new season.

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<v Speaker 5>It seems good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's back and some old characters from the first one

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<v Speaker 1>are back, and then they're not his friends and anymore,

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<v Speaker 1>if you know what I'm saying there. Yeah, well I

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<v Speaker 1>won't say anymore, but it's great. So it was Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Sea Hall like a really nice person.

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<v Speaker 5>It seems like a really nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, he's just talkative. He seems like you'd

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of kind of she's.

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<v Speaker 5>Kind of quiet, but he's just a laid back, chilled guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And he has an accent right a little.

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<v Speaker 4>Bit, a little bit, but you know, and then you know,

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<v Speaker 4>this reminded me of last year. There was a I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know if you knew about the prequel. It was

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<v Speaker 4>called Dexter Original Sin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and with the kid when he was a teenager.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've seen it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the most cool thing at comic con. Of course,

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<v Speaker 4>Michael C. Sea Hall came out as the surprise, so

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<v Speaker 4>I got to see him like twice or so. It's

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<v Speaker 4>it's just a great show that.

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<v Speaker 1>Always a young one came out, the young one.

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<v Speaker 5>And Dexter and Michael S.

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<v Speaker 4>Hall came out because he did the he did like

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<v Speaker 4>the Dexter's in inner voice, the the young Dexter's inner voice.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, there was a trifect of Dexter's.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>They've been having Dexter there since the whole comic con.

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<v Speaker 1>Pass said Dexter.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like everything was yeah, and then even the

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<v Speaker 4>lanyard said Dexter too, like the thing that went around

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<v Speaker 4>your neck.

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<v Speaker 1>So really, yeah, okay, you'll appreciate.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you know what Jason does for a living?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, what he works in an assisted living and I

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<v Speaker 1>think that's wonderful. And he's he's in charge of the activity.

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<v Speaker 1>That's he's like, so what did we do today?

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<v Speaker 4>We did exercise class led by me? And then what

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<v Speaker 4>kind of exercise?

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<v Speaker 5>Just like we sit in the chair like.

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<v Speaker 1>We're all your arms and like run and forth, kick

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<v Speaker 1>your feet around thing.

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<v Speaker 4>We do everything, you know, we move the arms, we

436
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<v Speaker 4>do balance class, we stand behind the chair.

437
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<v Speaker 2>We you know, we just will you work with Laura

438
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<v Speaker 2>and I privately when we're those places. Okay, great it

439
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<v Speaker 2>for you. Eric's such a great guy.

440
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<v Speaker 1>Three against one? Okay, do you have anything that you

441
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<v Speaker 1>need to share about what's happened to you since we've

442
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<v Speaker 1>last met, which has been.

443
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<v Speaker 2>Like a week. God, it's been so long.

444
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<v Speaker 3>What's been going on?

445
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<v Speaker 2>You've been such a busy gal.

446
00:19:21.880 --> 00:19:25.079
<v Speaker 1>I know I've been like hella busy. Yeah, you really have,

447
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<v Speaker 1>so tell me what's up.

448
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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll do the Hollywood.

449
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<v Speaker 1>Report, okay, and then we'll end with my Oh I

450
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<v Speaker 1>really shouldn't tell this on the Yeah I have on

451
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<v Speaker 1>the radios to me old habits diehogic. I really shouldn't

452
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<v Speaker 1>tell this on the show.

453
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have something really embarrassing.

454
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<v Speaker 3>To Okay, Well, then well let's.

455
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<v Speaker 1>Go for it. Tell yours first, No, you tell yours first,

456
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<v Speaker 1>because mine is worse. I don't know, Brian, you be

457
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<v Speaker 1>the judge, you know what to do.

458
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<v Speaker 6>All right, guys, we'll be back here next week.

459
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<v Speaker 2>I think the Hollywood Report.

460
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Wait, should we do Hollywood and then Eric and

461
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<v Speaker 3>then me?

462
00:20:06.920 --> 00:20:08.000
<v Speaker 1>Or Hollywood and then?

463
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<v Speaker 2>I think should go first?

464
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<v Speaker 1>Eric should go first?

465
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<v Speaker 2>I guarantee Laura's is worse. Eric, Why is yours worse?

466
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<v Speaker 6>Because Eric, you're prone to embarrassing things. Laura is prone

467
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<v Speaker 6>to really bad decisions.

468
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this is this, This has all the things involved,

469
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<v Speaker 1>bad things, bad decisions.

470
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<v Speaker 2>Eric just has something bad happen to him.

471
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<v Speaker 6>Laura makes it a colossal mistake, and it's all right,

472
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<v Speaker 6>So wait, are we.

473
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<v Speaker 3>Gonna do the Do we do the Hollywood?

474
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<v Speaker 2>Sure?

475
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, let's roll the music to whatever you want.

476
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<v Speaker 1>I know, don't play the crickets or.

477
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<v Speaker 2>The booze or anybody snoring.

478
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<v Speaker 1>Alredybody snoring or there we go. That's cool. Here comes

479
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<v Speaker 1>a Daily Dirt our version of celebrity news.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we just covered one halk Codgain. Is that?

481
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<v Speaker 2>Do we know what? He died of?

482
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<v Speaker 5>Cardiac arrests?

483
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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Is that what it was?

484
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<v Speaker 4>I think it's just everything he's done in his life.

485
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<v Speaker 4>You caught up with him.

486
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<v Speaker 2>And another one that died probably from everything that he's

487
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<v Speaker 2>done in his life was mister Ozzy Osbourne is at

488
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<v Speaker 2>seventy six.

489
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, now I had to do a story about it,

490
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<v Speaker 1>not that, not his death, but his last performance or

491
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<v Speaker 1>this was he got together with all these artists. I

492
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<v Speaker 1>forgot where it was. You can't understand the thing that

493
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<v Speaker 1>Ozzie as says when he's talking.

494
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<v Speaker 3>Okay, well, when he was performing, he was clear.

495
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<v Speaker 1>As could be. He sounded amazing. I guess he sat

496
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<v Speaker 1>the whole time in a bat throne.

497
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<v Speaker 5>I actually have an Azzie story, no way.

498
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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so me and my buddy this was gosh, fifteen

499
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<v Speaker 4>twenty years ago, he did a signing at Burns and Noble,

500
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<v Speaker 4>the right one right here in Mira Mesa, and he's

501
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<v Speaker 4>just signing books. He had his head down the whole time,

502
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<v Speaker 4>not taking pictures with anybody and not looking up in anybody.

503
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<v Speaker 4>And I'm like, wow, that wasn't very much fun. And

504
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<v Speaker 4>then I turned back and I went things Ozzie, and

505
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<v Speaker 4>then you just went.

506
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<v Speaker 5>Shoh blah blah blah blah, and that was it. So

507
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<v Speaker 5>but that was my Aussie story. So I did get

508
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<v Speaker 5>to sort of men him.

509
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<v Speaker 3>So he did, that was his head, that was yeah.

510
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<v Speaker 1>But when he said everything, I could understand every word.

511
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<v Speaker 1>His voice was strong.

512
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<v Speaker 2>And then yeah, he just sounds like he has a

513
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<v Speaker 2>mouthful of marbles.

514
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but that's still sad. But yeah, you're right about

515
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<v Speaker 1>him doing.

516
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he done a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, good

517
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<v Speaker 2>for him.

518
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<v Speaker 5>Well hey he hey, it clearly.

519
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<v Speaker 2>Didn't really, I mean, yeah, he die that young. Yeah.

520
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<v Speaker 2>So this next story is the things that I live for.

521
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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, And I'm so sad that I was not

522
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<v Speaker 2>in Poland at the Jennifer Lopez concert on her fifty

523
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<v Speaker 2>sixth birthday when she was performing a number and her

524
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<v Speaker 2>skirt fell off and everybody got a full bumb shot. Well, okay,

525
00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:49.319
<v Speaker 2>she had underwear on, but she said she doesn't wear underwear.

526
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but not unless it was like floppy, Like what

527
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<v Speaker 1>if it came out and it was like.

528
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<v Speaker 2>Laura Laura, Oh my god, that would have been the

529
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<v Speaker 2>best thing ever. I would have had I known ahead

530
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<v Speaker 2>of time that would have happened. I would have flown

531
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<v Speaker 2>there just to see that concert.

532
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<v Speaker 3>Boo was a great moment for a lot of people, right.

533
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it would have been a great moment for me.

534
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<v Speaker 4>You have the video of it, Yeah, there is a video, yes,

535
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<v Speaker 4>I know.

536
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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so that was great.

537
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<v Speaker 3>Would you pay to see her in concert?

538
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<v Speaker 2>I would, yeah, because I think she's a really good performer,

539
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<v Speaker 2>not probably the best singer, kind of like Madonna. Madonna's

540
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<v Speaker 2>a great performer. Is she the best singer? Oh? By

541
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<v Speaker 2>the way, on Friday of last week they released so

542
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<v Speaker 2>remember when she did Ray of Light. Yes, it was

543
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<v Speaker 2>a huge, huge success. Yeah, Elvis is snory, he's out.

544
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<v Speaker 2>They were going to release a companion piece called Veronica

545
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<v Speaker 2>Electronica and it was a more hard edged remix album

546
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<v Speaker 2>of some of the I think seven of the thirteen

547
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<v Speaker 2>songs that were on the album, and then one that

548
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<v Speaker 2>was just kind of a B side called Gone, Gone Gone.

549
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<v Speaker 2>They just released it. And I'm a huge Madonna fan

550
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<v Speaker 2>and daddy no like, oh no, I why and this

551
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<v Speaker 2>is no slam at Madonna, but it They decided not

552
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<v Speaker 2>to release it because of the runaway success of Ray

553
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<v Speaker 2>of Light. So you know how twenty years later or whatever,

554
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<v Speaker 2>they're releasing this thing, Gone, Gone Gone. I was in

555
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<v Speaker 2>my car and I was listening to it. Oh my god,

556
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<v Speaker 2>no way. It was so pitchy. Have you listened to it?

557
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<v Speaker 5>I haven't heard it.

558
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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm like, what the hell like it was? I

559
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<v Speaker 2>didn't even finish listening to it. Wow, that is not

560
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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like it. Sorry Madonna.

561
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<v Speaker 1>Breaking news now, Okay, I'm getting back to Jennifer Lopez.

562
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<v Speaker 1>Would you pay let's say, Eric, I have two tickets.

563
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<v Speaker 1>They're each one hundred and fifty bucks. Would you buy one? Eric,

564
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<v Speaker 1>I have two tickets to go see once for me,

565
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<v Speaker 1>once for you. They're two hundred and fifty bucks.

566
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<v Speaker 2>That's pushing it.

567
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<v Speaker 1>Eric, I have two tickets to see j Lo. They

568
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<v Speaker 1>cost me six hentred bucks, so it's three hundred for you.

569
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<v Speaker 2>Bye.

570
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's all the one.

571
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<v Speaker 6>I can't even name I single one of her songs

572
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<v Speaker 6>waiting for Tonight, don't even know it sounds like I

573
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<v Speaker 6>like concerts too, but but.

574
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<v Speaker 2>She I think she puts on a really good show.

575
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<v Speaker 2>I've never actually seen her, I've seen everybody else. Oh

576
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<v Speaker 2>have you heard about all that justin Timberlake controversy. No,

577
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<v Speaker 2>So he just did a concert I don't know where,

578
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<v Speaker 2>and all these videos of surface where he literally forgets

579
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<v Speaker 2>the lines. They think it's like alcohol. He literally likes

580
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<v Speaker 2>is slurring his speech and just kind of meandering around

581
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<v Speaker 2>the stage not doing anything. Oh it's bad.

582
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<v Speaker 4>I saw a little bit of the video. Yeah, he

583
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<v Speaker 4>doesn't kind of even know what he's saying.

584
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, oh no, not too justice.

585
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<v Speaker 4>Maybe he was drinking or something froma or something. That's

586
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<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking he put on.

587
00:26:01.000 --> 00:26:03.559
<v Speaker 2>He had sunglasses on the whole time, a hoodie.

588
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<v Speaker 1>Well then let's recall it's harken back he got well, no,

589
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<v Speaker 1>Justin timber like I'll pulled over for why and had

590
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<v Speaker 1>like poppers and I he's god, let our Justin's be okay.

591
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<v Speaker 2>By the way, what straight guy has poppers in his pocket?

592
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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

593
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<v Speaker 4>Know.

594
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<v Speaker 2>I heard that too on many social media platforms. Poppers

595
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:38.279
<v Speaker 2>are also a recreational drug too, but.

596
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<v Speaker 1>They are mostly it's it's a scene too. It's mostly

597
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<v Speaker 1>the scene.

598
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<v Speaker 2>No, I know, but you can also it kind of

599
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<v Speaker 2>it kind of relaxes you, from what I understand.

600
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<v Speaker 6>Oh, it's a relax it's a muscle relaxer.

601
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<v Speaker 2>Kind of like if you see my shirt. Oh my gosh. Yeah,

602
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<v Speaker 2>they do what you think they do. But also used

603
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<v Speaker 2>if you take the you're out of anus, it helps.

604
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<v Speaker 3>That next stop anus.

605
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<v Speaker 2>No, next stop your aus. I wore this outfit in

606
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<v Speaker 2>homage to you.

607
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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Oh it's got my face on it. Oh,

608
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<v Speaker 1>don't jump up and down because monies.

609
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<v Speaker 3>No, this could be dramatic.

610
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<v Speaker 6>For sorry so unaware. It is especially considering.

611
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<v Speaker 1>How we could be okay there, now we have to

612
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<v Speaker 1>put a censored on that for the people will slow

613
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:30.839
<v Speaker 1>that down and see you.

614
00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:35.319
<v Speaker 2>That's what I call consequence. For the first time ever,

615
00:27:36.079 --> 00:27:39.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to utter these words. I love having a

616
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:44.240
<v Speaker 2>woman's face on my crotch. Yeah.

617
00:27:44.319 --> 00:27:47.359
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, okay, so thank you.

618
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<v Speaker 2>I have two last things.

619
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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

620
00:27:49.920 --> 00:27:53.599
<v Speaker 2>Last night I watched actually a really good movie on

621
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<v Speaker 2>Netflix called Until Dawn.

622
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<v Speaker 6>Oh no, Eric, No, don't say that's a good movie.

623
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, come on, you'd like it. It was gross and

624
00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.400
<v Speaker 2>it was entertaining.

625
00:28:06.799 --> 00:28:08.720
<v Speaker 3>Is it? Is it vampire stuff?

626
00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:11.319
<v Speaker 6>No, it's an adaptation of a really famous and popular

627
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:13.319
<v Speaker 6>video game that had a really good story, and it

628
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:15.319
<v Speaker 6>was butchered when it was adapted to a movie.

629
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<v Speaker 2>See. I've never seen the video. I've never played the

630
00:28:18.039 --> 00:28:20.720
<v Speaker 2>video game, but the movie was entertaining. Is it the

631
00:28:20.759 --> 00:28:23.359
<v Speaker 2>best thing I've ever seen? Hell no, but it was entertaining.

632
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:24.559
<v Speaker 2>The movie was widely hated.

633
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:25.799
<v Speaker 5>The game.

634
00:28:26.440 --> 00:28:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, yeah, I thought the movie. Great game, terrible movie. Okay,

635
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:34.279
<v Speaker 2>all right, Brian, Yes, I am so mad at you.

636
00:28:34.359 --> 00:28:35.680
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm gonna have to beat you up in

637
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<v Speaker 2>the part.

638
00:28:36.000 --> 00:28:37.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh here we go.

639
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<v Speaker 3>See. I tried it again. I couldn't. I couldn't go there.

640
00:28:40.359 --> 00:28:42.319
<v Speaker 1>What I know what you're gonna say, and I know

641
00:28:42.359 --> 00:28:43.079
<v Speaker 1>why you're mad at it.

642
00:28:44.519 --> 00:28:46.359
<v Speaker 2>When is this show going to end?

643
00:28:46.680 --> 00:28:47.480
<v Speaker 3>Ah?

644
00:28:48.119 --> 00:28:51.519
<v Speaker 2>I think I'm on episode five hundred and fifty two.

645
00:28:51.839 --> 00:28:53.400
<v Speaker 6>There's like thirty seven episodes.

646
00:28:53.440 --> 00:28:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm you know, I had to take

647
00:28:56.240 --> 00:28:59.440
<v Speaker 2>a break. I'm like, how many more situations can these

648
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<v Speaker 2>people Hi be put in?

649
00:29:00.799 --> 00:29:01.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

650
00:29:01.200 --> 00:29:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, I'm.

651
00:29:02.799 --> 00:29:04.839
<v Speaker 3>It's all Blove Island you've heard of.

652
00:29:05.279 --> 00:29:10.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, just power through. No it is once

653
00:29:10.839 --> 00:29:11.759
<v Speaker 2>the show ends, just.

654
00:29:11.680 --> 00:29:13.319
<v Speaker 6>Forget about it because you don't you don't want to

655
00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:15.160
<v Speaker 6>go through this emotional roller coaster. You don't don't go,

656
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:17.200
<v Speaker 6>don't watch the next season. I mean it's not out yet,

657
00:29:17.240 --> 00:29:19.880
<v Speaker 6>but just don't try. I don't think I could.

658
00:29:20.119 --> 00:29:22.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I literally go down a rabbit hole and I'm

659
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:23.880
<v Speaker 2>never touching that show again.

660
00:29:23.960 --> 00:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Look, with all due respect, not really ill, Okay, I

661
00:29:29.279 --> 00:29:32.920
<v Speaker 1>watch my shows, my, my, ninety day, my, you know

662
00:29:32.960 --> 00:29:35.680
<v Speaker 1>all that, just to kind of put my brain out

663
00:29:35.680 --> 00:29:38.279
<v Speaker 1>of my head on pause and so I'm not thinking

664
00:29:38.279 --> 00:29:44.480
<v Speaker 1>about anything but just fluff. Okay, I could. I felt

665
00:29:44.640 --> 00:29:48.119
<v Speaker 1>so dumb watching that show. I'm like, I'm not this dumb.

666
00:29:48.359 --> 00:29:50.240
<v Speaker 1>I Am not this dumb of a person to watch

667
00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:54.400
<v Speaker 1>this this like.

668
00:29:53.240 --> 00:29:56.960
<v Speaker 6>It's I'm sorry, but ninety day fiance is not reality

669
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:57.640
<v Speaker 6>like slop.

670
00:29:57.799 --> 00:30:00.000
<v Speaker 3>I know, I feel like it's a little bit more.

671
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:01.119
<v Speaker 2>It's absolutely not.

672
00:30:01.400 --> 00:30:03.440
<v Speaker 1>No, I don't know. I can't know because I.

673
00:30:03.359 --> 00:30:06.119
<v Speaker 6>Can't because at least ninety days almost or at least

674
00:30:06.160 --> 00:30:08.240
<v Speaker 6>Love Island is at least somewhat of a social experiment

675
00:30:08.240 --> 00:30:11.000
<v Speaker 6>where there's like an element of like how your dynamics

676
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:13.440
<v Speaker 6>work out ninety days, just laughing at people to have

677
00:30:13.519 --> 00:30:15.720
<v Speaker 6>made terrible romantic choices, some of.

678
00:30:15.680 --> 00:30:18.400
<v Speaker 3>Them are not always telling. And it is also an experience.

679
00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:19.920
<v Speaker 2>It's not an experiment.

680
00:30:20.559 --> 00:30:23.839
<v Speaker 1>It is technically you're experimenting on whether it's gonna work.

681
00:30:24.680 --> 00:30:27.079
<v Speaker 6>That's just a bad choice when we see God, no,

682
00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:29.519
<v Speaker 6>it's just a bunch of thirst traps. And how many

683
00:30:29.519 --> 00:30:31.799
<v Speaker 6>of those relationships have worked out like long long term Not.

684
00:30:31.839 --> 00:30:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Very many, yeah, not very many. But then something and

685
00:30:34.559 --> 00:30:37.400
<v Speaker 1>they spin off onto like the single life, where now

686
00:30:37.440 --> 00:30:39.319
<v Speaker 1>there's singles and now they're trying to find a guy,

687
00:30:39.480 --> 00:30:40.240
<v Speaker 1>and then this and that.

688
00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:42.119
<v Speaker 2>I just have one thing to say to Brian, all right,

689
00:30:42.200 --> 00:30:43.920
<v Speaker 2>let's here. It's actually three words.

690
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:46.799
<v Speaker 1>Oh God, he's gonna not like this either, chin.

691
00:30:46.920 --> 00:30:51.799
<v Speaker 2>Implant girl, God, yes, isn't it. That's what I was

692
00:30:51.799 --> 00:30:56.200
<v Speaker 2>telling you about. It's awful, it's scary. Oh, she looks like.

693
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:58.519
<v Speaker 1>A Does she look like Jay Leno or something?

694
00:30:58.759 --> 00:31:03.799
<v Speaker 2>No, it literally looks like she has a guitar pick. Yeah,

695
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:06.519
<v Speaker 2>it stuck into the bottom of her chint like it

696
00:31:06.680 --> 00:31:11.119
<v Speaker 2>is the weirdest. She pops up and I'm all, what

697
00:31:11.240 --> 00:31:13.640
<v Speaker 2>the she looks like a batman villain or something. Yeah,

698
00:31:13.680 --> 00:31:17.559
<v Speaker 2>she does. She's had so much work done. She did

699
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:20.480
<v Speaker 2>not last long to No, she didn't, thank god, because

700
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:21.319
<v Speaker 2>I couldn't have stared.

701
00:31:21.400 --> 00:31:24.519
<v Speaker 6>There was one guy that tried what do they call it, anyways,

702
00:31:24.599 --> 00:31:27.079
<v Speaker 6>just talking to her and about like, after two conversations,

703
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:28.720
<v Speaker 6>he was like, I think we're better off his friends.

704
00:31:28.799 --> 00:31:33.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she was an idiot. Oh, she seemed nice.

705
00:31:33.200 --> 00:31:36.160
<v Speaker 1>It's just oh yeah, she seems so young with so

706
00:31:36.200 --> 00:31:38.279
<v Speaker 1>much worse I know, and.

707
00:31:38.240 --> 00:31:41.920
<v Speaker 2>She had so much and the boobs, Oh my god,

708
00:31:42.359 --> 00:31:47.480
<v Speaker 2>every single girl on that show just about the I

709
00:31:47.599 --> 00:31:52.279
<v Speaker 2>mean they have there though. No, it's like a Barbie

710
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:53.000
<v Speaker 2>doll factory.

711
00:31:53.079 --> 00:31:54.920
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's just a little it's a little obvious.

712
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:57.960
<v Speaker 2>I do not like Hoda.

713
00:31:58.119 --> 00:32:01.440
<v Speaker 6>I do like I kind of like how to Okay, No,

714
00:32:01.599 --> 00:32:06.400
<v Speaker 6>that's a lot.

715
00:32:04.279 --> 00:32:05.559
<v Speaker 3>Do you guys watch the Valley?

716
00:32:05.799 --> 00:32:06.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

717
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:08.640
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Now that's juicy, isn't it.

718
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:12.279
<v Speaker 2>It's really juicy. Jax is a horrible yes, and Jackson

719
00:32:12.319 --> 00:32:17.039
<v Speaker 2>is letting go of his bar called Jackson's in Sherman Oaks.

720
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:19.920
<v Speaker 1>Because he's in Studio City to Brittany taking over.

721
00:32:20.119 --> 00:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's focusing on his mental health. He's such a douchebag.

722
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.880
<v Speaker 1>What does he have now? He has addiction and alcoholism.

723
00:32:26.960 --> 00:32:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Does he have mental yes, bipolar, bipolar. He's well, but

724
00:32:31.480 --> 00:32:33.160
<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of dual diagnosis.

725
00:32:33.279 --> 00:32:35.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that show is something out. Do you watch it?

726
00:32:35.720 --> 00:32:38.480
<v Speaker 1>No? But oh my god, Maggie keeps telling me I've

727
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:38.960
<v Speaker 1>got wat.

728
00:32:40.079 --> 00:32:43.279
<v Speaker 2>Waiting for I don't know about. It's so good and wait,

729
00:32:43.319 --> 00:32:46.240
<v Speaker 2>I want to hear Okay, I don't want to tell you. Yes,

730
00:32:46.359 --> 00:32:47.440
<v Speaker 2>you have to tell the story.

731
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:48.960
<v Speaker 6>Well, I'm hearing it one way or another. So whether

732
00:32:49.000 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 6>the cameras willing or not.

733
00:32:50.920 --> 00:32:52.440
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to go first, you go first?

734
00:32:52.480 --> 00:32:53.839
<v Speaker 6>No, I want to hear your story now, Eric, you

735
00:32:53.839 --> 00:32:54.440
<v Speaker 6>should go first.

736
00:32:54.519 --> 00:32:55.799
<v Speaker 2>The first is bad. It's gotta go last.

737
00:32:55.799 --> 00:32:57.039
<v Speaker 5>Go rough paper scissors coming on?

738
00:32:57.079 --> 00:33:01.599
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, and we hit one okay.

739
00:33:01.720 --> 00:33:03.960
<v Speaker 2>Wait no, no either, Produced executive decision.

740
00:33:03.960 --> 00:33:04.240
<v Speaker 5>I want.

741
00:33:04.279 --> 00:33:07.240
<v Speaker 2>I want Lord to go last. It's way better structure.

742
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.240
<v Speaker 6>But promise because if you go and it's amazing, and

743
00:33:09.240 --> 00:33:11.680
<v Speaker 6>then Eric goes and it's well, if his.

744
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:14.839
<v Speaker 3>Is more amazing than mine, do you your hormon apology.

745
00:33:14.559 --> 00:33:15.440
<v Speaker 6>That's fairy.

746
00:33:16.160 --> 00:33:21.119
<v Speaker 2>It's it's just me being a clumsy idiot. We both

747
00:33:21.160 --> 00:33:23.640
<v Speaker 2>know that Laura is gonna be so much worse. Oh yeah,

748
00:33:23.680 --> 00:33:25.480
<v Speaker 2>yours is gonna be way worse, but mine is just

749
00:33:25.680 --> 00:33:26.640
<v Speaker 2>horribly embarrassing.

750
00:33:27.079 --> 00:33:29.720
<v Speaker 6>I enjoy Eric stories. I do too, especially when they

751
00:33:30.039 --> 00:33:30.839
<v Speaker 6>lead no way.

752
00:33:32.599 --> 00:33:35.680
<v Speaker 1>Him and they just kind of.

753
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, and this is going to be horribly horribly embarrassing.

754
00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:45.960
<v Speaker 2>Nothing fell out, okay, so that's the silver lining to

755
00:33:46.039 --> 00:33:49.920
<v Speaker 2>this whole mess. But you have the floor. I had

756
00:33:49.920 --> 00:33:52.799
<v Speaker 2>to work late and I was too tired to cook,

757
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:56.480
<v Speaker 2>so I went to shout out to Silver Lake Ramen

758
00:33:56.720 --> 00:34:02.200
<v Speaker 2>in Fashion Valley so good. And I'll never be able

759
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:04.119
<v Speaker 2>to pronounce it correctly because I always call it the

760
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.039
<v Speaker 2>Karagi chicken bowl, and I know it's not.

761
00:34:06.079 --> 00:34:08.920
<v Speaker 3>Karag okay, but it's the one with chicken, yes.

762
00:34:08.760 --> 00:34:13.079
<v Speaker 2>And it's delicious. The egg I won't do the egg.

763
00:34:13.840 --> 00:34:18.440
<v Speaker 2>I pick up my food. I'm walking across the crosswalk

764
00:34:18.920 --> 00:34:21.679
<v Speaker 2>from them to go to the parking structure. I trip

765
00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:26.519
<v Speaker 2>and fall. Oh my gosh, I had high tops on

766
00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:27.719
<v Speaker 2>that I did not tie.

767
00:34:28.519 --> 00:34:29.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

768
00:34:29.119 --> 00:34:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I proceeded to fall out of my shoes and then

769
00:34:33.000 --> 00:34:38.440
<v Speaker 2>did that weird like slow motion crab crawl where I

770
00:34:38.519 --> 00:34:42.920
<v Speaker 2>people were honking and laughing. And then I reached the

771
00:34:43.000 --> 00:34:46.360
<v Speaker 2>other side. I still had, thank god, my bag. Thank god.

772
00:34:46.360 --> 00:34:50.000
<v Speaker 2>I didn't have a drink like a it was just

773
00:34:50.079 --> 00:34:53.039
<v Speaker 2>the bag of food. I still had it around my wrist.

774
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:55.360
<v Speaker 2>I get to the side of the curb and I'm

775
00:34:55.360 --> 00:34:59.440
<v Speaker 2>all yes, and completely fall on my face. The bag

776
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 2>lands under me and I smash all my.

777
00:35:03.519 --> 00:35:05.679
<v Speaker 3>Oh no, smash noos.

778
00:35:05.719 --> 00:35:06.280
<v Speaker 1>Did you eat it in?

779
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:06.880
<v Speaker 5>Oh? Hell?

780
00:35:06.960 --> 00:35:07.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

781
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:07.599
<v Speaker 5>Thank you?

782
00:35:07.719 --> 00:35:10.039
<v Speaker 3>Good good good good good good yeah.

783
00:35:10.760 --> 00:35:11.599
<v Speaker 5>Okay Laura's stories.

784
00:35:12.719 --> 00:35:14.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's better. I really don't know

785
00:35:14.679 --> 00:35:15.159
<v Speaker 1>if it's better.

786
00:35:15.199 --> 00:35:18.119
<v Speaker 6>Well, his was pretty mild. His was a little comedic slapstake.

787
00:35:18.320 --> 00:35:20.679
<v Speaker 6>It wasn't that bad. It's in line with Eric.

788
00:35:20.639 --> 00:35:23.920
<v Speaker 1>Mine is going to. Let me just put it this way,

789
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:28.880
<v Speaker 1>if there is anybody out there that has the slightest

790
00:35:28.920 --> 00:35:34.360
<v Speaker 1>bit of attraction to me or guilty, oh well then

791
00:35:35.920 --> 00:35:41.360
<v Speaker 1>or or maybe we'll be wanting to like maybe be

792
00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:42.159
<v Speaker 1>with me someday.

793
00:35:42.360 --> 00:35:46.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, everything, No, prospects are already lost. Yeah no,

794
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:52.719
<v Speaker 2>maybe you should find another old age home to sleep in, Laura.

795
00:35:53.039 --> 00:35:55.840
<v Speaker 1>I know it's probably for fifty five and up right,

796
00:35:55.880 --> 00:35:58.280
<v Speaker 1>so I can literally live and live there as well.

797
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, you can move there now, my god.

798
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:04.280
<v Speaker 5>I think we'll have some empty rooms.

799
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:12.440
<v Speaker 1>So backstory, Jason, that this I don't think you should know,

800
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:16.840
<v Speaker 1>but we everybody who listens regularly knows that I don't

801
00:36:16.880 --> 00:36:17.719
<v Speaker 1>go regularly.

802
00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:20.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh no.

803
00:36:20.760 --> 00:36:26.239
<v Speaker 1>Yes, I and when I do, it's not like you're.

804
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:30.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll save you the trouble. It's like a lumber jack ship.

805
00:36:30.920 --> 00:36:31.360
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not.

806
00:36:31.599 --> 00:36:32.519
<v Speaker 3>It actually is not.

807
00:36:33.239 --> 00:36:35.719
<v Speaker 1>I've got to be honest with you, like I won't.

808
00:36:35.760 --> 00:36:38.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll go every couple of days. I don't go every day. Okay,

809
00:36:38.440 --> 00:36:40.320
<v Speaker 1>that's just the way my body is. I don't feel

810
00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:43.920
<v Speaker 1>bloated whatever, And what does eventually happen, it's not this

811
00:36:44.079 --> 00:36:45.440
<v Speaker 1>giant there's a way you.

812
00:36:45.400 --> 00:36:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Could explain to you know those big you know, those

813
00:36:49.440 --> 00:36:53.480
<v Speaker 2>big like wheat log bread stacks that they have. It

814
00:36:53.480 --> 00:36:55.400
<v Speaker 2>it's not worse than what you were doing. I'm trying

815
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:59.159
<v Speaker 2>to cheesecake factory. Say it's like that. There times ten

816
00:36:59.480 --> 00:37:00.440
<v Speaker 2>I want holds it.

817
00:37:00.880 --> 00:37:03.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to say that when I do, because it

818
00:37:03.079 --> 00:37:04.519
<v Speaker 1>leads into the story I'm trying to tell.

819
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:07.400
<v Speaker 2>Okay, go ahead, Jason and I were on our side story.

820
00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:10.639
<v Speaker 6>Go ahead, you do quality over quantity.

821
00:37:10.639 --> 00:37:11.119
<v Speaker 2>There you go.

822
00:37:13.480 --> 00:37:14.760
<v Speaker 3>I was at hobby Lobby.

823
00:37:15.239 --> 00:37:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh god, this is gonna be a train wreck.

824
00:37:17.519 --> 00:37:19.840
<v Speaker 6>Call the poor Christian hobby lobby store.

825
00:37:20.000 --> 00:37:26.280
<v Speaker 1>The hobby lobbies where, sorry to say, where the Karens gathers.

826
00:37:26.440 --> 00:37:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Oh god, and it's busy.

827
00:37:29.800 --> 00:37:31.719
<v Speaker 6>Hey, that's where I get my stuff framed, so don't

828
00:37:31.840 --> 00:37:32.760
<v Speaker 6>close down that store.

829
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:33.039
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

830
00:37:33.400 --> 00:37:39.320
<v Speaker 1>Now, let's just realize that stores like Hobby Lobby, like Ross,

831
00:37:39.360 --> 00:37:42.400
<v Speaker 1>like McDonald's, like like my place where I work, they

832
00:37:42.440 --> 00:37:46.000
<v Speaker 1>all have like the industrial strength toilets that like they

833
00:37:46.280 --> 00:37:50.119
<v Speaker 1>you you flesh and they go. You know those kind right,

834
00:37:51.000 --> 00:37:52.880
<v Speaker 1>which you're perfect for you exactly.

835
00:37:53.199 --> 00:37:55.199
<v Speaker 2>They're necessary except in this situation.

836
00:37:56.039 --> 00:37:58.159
<v Speaker 1>Well, this wasn't a one hole or bit bathroom. This

837
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:01.320
<v Speaker 1>is like there are a couple of stalls, because sometimes

838
00:38:01.320 --> 00:38:05.079
<v Speaker 1>there's just one where there's one one toilet. This one

839
00:38:05.239 --> 00:38:06.920
<v Speaker 1>this wasn't like that. So I had to go, scuse me,

840
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:09.280
<v Speaker 1>where are your restrooms. Oh the back there, da da,

841
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:11.000
<v Speaker 1>So we'll go there, and of course there's a line.

842
00:38:11.039 --> 00:38:13.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh my god, I've actually got to go.

843
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:15.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do this. I don't want to

844
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:17.199
<v Speaker 1>do this here? Do I want to do this here? Don't?

845
00:38:18.079 --> 00:38:19.840
<v Speaker 2>It's not number one right exactly.

846
00:38:19.880 --> 00:38:24.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why this happens to me right now? So

847
00:38:24.639 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 1>I finally get into my stall, I do what I

848
00:38:28.320 --> 00:38:33.159
<v Speaker 1>need to do. I I thought, dude, push on the

849
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:36.760
<v Speaker 1>industrial strength handle because you know, you know, you're talking

850
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:39.440
<v Speaker 1>to a friend next to you in the stall, and

851
00:38:39.480 --> 00:38:41.199
<v Speaker 1>when they flush, you can't hear what they're saying. It's

852
00:38:41.239 --> 00:38:45.880
<v Speaker 1>so loud because it's so strong. Well, let me just

853
00:38:45.920 --> 00:38:52.039
<v Speaker 1>say the nothing went anywhere. It was just right still

854
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:57.599
<v Speaker 1>right there. So I'm panicking because I'm in the stall

855
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:02.039
<v Speaker 1>and there are people next to me, I know, and

856
00:39:02.159 --> 00:39:04.039
<v Speaker 1>but I know they don't know what's going on yet.

857
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:07.679
<v Speaker 1>There are people in line waiting to use one of

858
00:39:07.719 --> 00:39:10.639
<v Speaker 1>the stalls, and I'm like panicking because I don't want

859
00:39:10.639 --> 00:39:11.199
<v Speaker 1>to be that girl.

860
00:39:12.599 --> 00:39:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Buy this. There's a line at the Hobby Lobby bathroom.

861
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:16.639
<v Speaker 3>Yes, there was a line at the Hobby.

862
00:39:16.760 --> 00:39:20.280
<v Speaker 6>All the Karens were all the fifty plus, you need

863
00:39:20.320 --> 00:39:21.519
<v Speaker 6>to use the bathroom at home.

864
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:24.079
<v Speaker 3>They were like, there's like two or three stalls, only.

865
00:39:23.920 --> 00:39:28.480
<v Speaker 2>How many people were in line at the same time.

866
00:39:28.800 --> 00:39:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Don't ask me these questions.

867
00:39:29.840 --> 00:39:33.960
<v Speaker 6>I thought you was so empty, a couple of weeds abandoned.

868
00:39:34.199 --> 00:39:36.559
<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. I'm not going to be that

869
00:39:36.639 --> 00:39:39.840
<v Speaker 1>person that opens the stall walks out to use.

870
00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:42.559
<v Speaker 2>The Oh no, in this situation, you just cutting wrong.

871
00:39:42.639 --> 00:39:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I do not know when there.

872
00:39:43.800 --> 00:39:45.880
<v Speaker 2>Are people, well, you should have cut and round.

873
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:47.400
<v Speaker 1>Now when there's somebody that's going to go right in

874
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:48.039
<v Speaker 1>there after me.

875
00:39:48.159 --> 00:39:51.079
<v Speaker 6>Right, Look, there are times to be selfish.

876
00:39:51.320 --> 00:39:55.599
<v Speaker 1>So I wait, others oh my god, and I wait, wait, wait, wait, And.

877
00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:58.360
<v Speaker 6>So what's better than cutting and running is just hogging

878
00:39:58.360 --> 00:39:59.760
<v Speaker 6>the stall for the rest of the day.

879
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:01.320
<v Speaker 1>Because no nobody knows who I am or what I

880
00:40:01.360 --> 00:40:03.199
<v Speaker 1>am or what's happening in there.

881
00:40:03.400 --> 00:40:05.079
<v Speaker 6>So if it's just for selfishness, you don't want to

882
00:40:05.079 --> 00:40:05.960
<v Speaker 6>get caught just running.

883
00:40:06.239 --> 00:40:06.280
<v Speaker 5>No.

884
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.320
<v Speaker 3>So I'm thinking, what am I going to do?

885
00:40:08.440 --> 00:40:10.679
<v Speaker 1>What am I going to do? And I don't have anything,

886
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:12.800
<v Speaker 1>any kind of tool of any something, you know what

887
00:40:12.800 --> 00:40:13.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to say?

888
00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:14.079
<v Speaker 5>What tool?

889
00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:16.679
<v Speaker 2>One germ? Yeah, pocket knife?

890
00:40:16.760 --> 00:40:20.480
<v Speaker 1>Before I have nothing spoon, so I wait until I

891
00:40:20.519 --> 00:40:23.440
<v Speaker 1>hear like the some of the last person go out

892
00:40:23.480 --> 00:40:27.679
<v Speaker 1>the door, and I run over to the album looking

893
00:40:27.719 --> 00:40:29.960
<v Speaker 1>for something because at this point I have to do something.

894
00:40:30.519 --> 00:40:34.000
<v Speaker 6>And you try flushing twice the second time, oh.

895
00:40:33.920 --> 00:40:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, and third and four then fanthemic. So

896
00:40:38.599 --> 00:40:43.440
<v Speaker 1>there's like this arrangement of Sometimes they have like arrangements

897
00:40:43.480 --> 00:40:46.000
<v Speaker 1>of like vases of flowers, fake flowers, and they were

898
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:49.199
<v Speaker 1>like the kind that were So I stole one of

899
00:40:49.199 --> 00:40:49.800
<v Speaker 1>the sticks.

900
00:40:50.039 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 2>Jesus dude, I went.

901
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:53.119
<v Speaker 3>Back into the bathroom.

902
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:55.480
<v Speaker 1>I had to take care of the problem.

903
00:40:56.039 --> 00:40:57.360
<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to pull an Eric.

904
00:40:57.199 --> 00:41:00.800
<v Speaker 6>And run out of mac not even hold on. Instead

905
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:03.760
<v Speaker 6>of like actually getting crap all over the store property,

906
00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:05.119
<v Speaker 6>you should have absolutely just ran.

907
00:41:05.239 --> 00:41:06.719
<v Speaker 3>Well, it was a thin stick.

908
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:08.559
<v Speaker 1>I was gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna put

909
00:41:08.599 --> 00:41:09.320
<v Speaker 1>it back in the base.

910
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:10.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's the best.

911
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:13.199
<v Speaker 6>Question that I had, no obviously, but at this point

912
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:16.000
<v Speaker 6>you have created a bigger issue than just if you left.

913
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:18.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, at this point, now I'm back in the stall,

914
00:41:18.960 --> 00:41:20.559
<v Speaker 1>and there's more people that have come in, so now

915
00:41:20.599 --> 00:41:21.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm stuck in there again.

916
00:41:21.800 --> 00:41:23.760
<v Speaker 6>You're there working with the chopstick, plunger.

917
00:41:25.079 --> 00:41:26.760
<v Speaker 1>So I'm like, oh my gosh, so I'm in there

918
00:41:26.880 --> 00:41:29.800
<v Speaker 1>so far about I want to say a half hour.

919
00:41:30.000 --> 00:41:32.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, Hey.

920
00:41:32.159 --> 00:41:33.599
<v Speaker 6>I wish you just would have run like the rest,

921
00:41:33.719 --> 00:41:34.519
<v Speaker 6>like a person.

922
00:41:35.440 --> 00:41:38.880
<v Speaker 1>But Okay, this is gonna sound super like I'm kind

923
00:41:38.880 --> 00:41:42.840
<v Speaker 1>of a big deal on braggadocious, but like, I can't

924
00:41:42.920 --> 00:41:45.440
<v Speaker 1>just run every once in a while. I do get

925
00:41:45.480 --> 00:41:47.480
<v Speaker 1>recognized every one while, not every day.

926
00:41:47.480 --> 00:41:49.159
<v Speaker 6>I want you to call about getting your press pass

927
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:52.480
<v Speaker 6>revoked because your ego has just balloon since you got

928
00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:53.719
<v Speaker 6>that PRESSA.

929
00:41:54.000 --> 00:41:56.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying, do you know how I'm just saying, sometimes.

930
00:41:56.079 --> 00:41:57.800
<v Speaker 6>It's been dropping the big deal thing a little more

931
00:41:57.800 --> 00:41:58.559
<v Speaker 6>off Dason.

932
00:41:58.880 --> 00:42:00.440
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes people have come up to me and say, oh

933
00:42:00.480 --> 00:42:04.199
<v Speaker 1>my god, like that person, thank you every once in

934
00:42:04.239 --> 00:42:05.800
<v Speaker 1>a while, and I think it's super nice and I

935
00:42:05.880 --> 00:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>enjoy it and I think it's really cool because that

936
00:42:07.880 --> 00:42:09.039
<v Speaker 1>doesn't happen very often.

937
00:42:09.320 --> 00:42:12.920
<v Speaker 6>Okay, if you get noticed at the hobby lobby bathroom, Matthew,

938
00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:16.000
<v Speaker 6>you've clogged it, I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars.

939
00:42:16.599 --> 00:42:18.400
<v Speaker 1>Think well, if I would have known that it would

940
00:42:18.440 --> 00:42:21.639
<v Speaker 1>have I would have run, but I did it, so

941
00:42:21.719 --> 00:42:27.599
<v Speaker 1>I took care of it. Handled, the evidence handled?

942
00:42:27.639 --> 00:42:31.320
<v Speaker 2>How many how many waxed? Dig take it?

943
00:42:32.960 --> 00:42:35.159
<v Speaker 3>How many does get done?

944
00:42:35.199 --> 00:42:35.440
<v Speaker 1>A lot?

945
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:37.000
<v Speaker 2>Wait, so let me let me get this clear.

946
00:42:37.159 --> 00:42:39.920
<v Speaker 6>What you thought might happen, which was so likely that

947
00:42:40.000 --> 00:42:42.760
<v Speaker 6>you had to use a piece of fake bamboo to

948
00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:46.440
<v Speaker 6>clear the evidence, is that you decide to run. You

949
00:42:46.559 --> 00:42:48.960
<v Speaker 6>take two steps out of the stall and someone goes

950
00:42:49.039 --> 00:42:51.719
<v Speaker 6>Laura Kane. Yeah you, Oh my god, Laura Kane, and

951
00:42:51.760 --> 00:42:53.880
<v Speaker 6>they pure over your shoulder. They're like, oh my god,

952
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:55.960
<v Speaker 6>well you got to run, so you have to leave

953
00:42:56.000 --> 00:42:56.559
<v Speaker 6>that in that tar.

954
00:42:56.920 --> 00:42:58.400
<v Speaker 3>We'd have like a little fun conversation.

955
00:42:58.960 --> 00:42:59.400
<v Speaker 2>Laura, kn't.

956
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:00.679
<v Speaker 6>I used to like you. I can't believe, but you

957
00:43:00.760 --> 00:43:03.199
<v Speaker 6>about to just leave in that bathroom. That's a crime.

958
00:43:03.280 --> 00:43:04.559
<v Speaker 1>I would have run in the road.

959
00:43:04.679 --> 00:43:05.400
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

960
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:08.480
<v Speaker 2>They're a disgusting person, Laura. I used to look up

961
00:43:08.480 --> 00:43:08.719
<v Speaker 2>to you.

962
00:43:09.000 --> 00:43:10.800
<v Speaker 3>I had to take care of you business.

963
00:43:11.119 --> 00:43:12.519
<v Speaker 2>You had to you should have run. Wow.

964
00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:14.599
<v Speaker 1>So then I'm stuck in there again because then there's

965
00:43:14.639 --> 00:43:18.559
<v Speaker 1>one here, person one person here, and like now I'm like,

966
00:43:18.800 --> 00:43:20.039
<v Speaker 1>oh I can't.

967
00:43:20.159 --> 00:43:20.599
<v Speaker 3>I can't.

968
00:43:20.920 --> 00:43:23.920
<v Speaker 1>So I have to wait another fifteen minutes until everybody's

969
00:43:23.960 --> 00:43:26.440
<v Speaker 1>cleared out, and then I dealt with it. Like I said,

970
00:43:26.440 --> 00:43:30.079
<v Speaker 1>the material and uh handled it. I handled it, Okay.

971
00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>You came out where they like, our store will be

972
00:43:32.239 --> 00:43:33.519
<v Speaker 2>closing and fifteen minutes.

973
00:43:34.679 --> 00:43:38.000
<v Speaker 6>Also, if you were worried about someone recognizing you, isn't

974
00:43:38.000 --> 00:43:40.079
<v Speaker 6>it far more embarrassing that they see Laura King coming

975
00:43:40.119 --> 00:43:41.440
<v Speaker 6>out of the stall that's been closed for.

976
00:43:41.400 --> 00:43:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Like forty five minutes. Just tell me you're with maintenance.

977
00:43:46.679 --> 00:43:50.119
<v Speaker 2>I have in addition to my day job. I'm maintenance

978
00:43:50.119 --> 00:43:50.599
<v Speaker 2>at the hobby.

979
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:51.920
<v Speaker 5>I have a press pass.

980
00:43:52.039 --> 00:43:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, exactly, a janitorial work.

981
00:43:57.119 --> 00:43:58.960
<v Speaker 6>You should have just left them in, like, hey, someone

982
00:43:59.000 --> 00:43:59.679
<v Speaker 6>clogged the middle.

983
00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Thank god it was, because it would have been times worse.

984
00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.079
<v Speaker 6>Would no one would recognize you could get out of

985
00:44:11.079 --> 00:44:12.039
<v Speaker 6>there and disappear in the crowd.

986
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:14.760
<v Speaker 2>They'd be like, Lois Lane just had a log jam

987
00:44:14.880 --> 00:44:20.159
<v Speaker 2>back there. Oh my god, that's true. Maybe you should

988
00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:24.360
<v Speaker 2>just go to the hobby lobby and costume the sky

989
00:44:24.639 --> 00:44:26.800
<v Speaker 2>dressed as like a rose or something with a big

990
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:29.039
<v Speaker 2>hat on. Nobody would recognize you.

991
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:32.480
<v Speaker 6>I was unbelieved I was right about this story.

992
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.000
<v Speaker 2>This is about Laura's bad choices.

993
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:35.920
<v Speaker 5>Man I had.

994
00:44:36.760 --> 00:44:40.800
<v Speaker 2>That was that was actually worse than my TJ Max story.

995
00:44:41.920 --> 00:44:45.960
<v Speaker 1>Your TG backstory is right up there, but yours is

996
00:44:46.119 --> 00:44:47.800
<v Speaker 1>I didn't go back in and try and.

997
00:44:48.039 --> 00:44:48.639
<v Speaker 2>Crack the thing.

998
00:44:49.159 --> 00:44:51.159
<v Speaker 1>There was water coming out of the toil.

999
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:54.079
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, that was he ran while it was totally honestly,

1000
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:56.119
<v Speaker 6>you know what, that was it done though.

1001
00:44:56.599 --> 00:44:59.440
<v Speaker 2>I would done the same thing, all my stuff sitting

1002
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.559
<v Speaker 2>on a shell and called her the second I got

1003
00:45:02.599 --> 00:45:02.920
<v Speaker 2>out of.

1004
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:06.360
<v Speaker 6>Those is what you should have done. The second after

1005
00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:08.360
<v Speaker 6>it happened. You run out of the store. You go

1006
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 6>up to associate, You go, hey.

1007
00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:12.400
<v Speaker 2>Some ladies like, no, laid a log in.

1008
00:45:12.400 --> 00:45:15.920
<v Speaker 6>There, because then they least can go take care of

1009
00:45:15.960 --> 00:45:17.880
<v Speaker 6>it and the bathroom can be reopened in like ten

1010
00:45:17.920 --> 00:45:20.599
<v Speaker 6>minutes versus the hour that you had to close down for.

1011
00:45:20.880 --> 00:45:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, they would know it was me.

1012
00:45:23.039 --> 00:45:25.159
<v Speaker 3>They're not going to say the mainess person is gonna go,

1013
00:45:25.159 --> 00:45:26.599
<v Speaker 3>oh yeah, right, ladies.

1014
00:45:26.199 --> 00:45:28.159
<v Speaker 6>Okay, and then they're like they're like, okay, no where

1015
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:31.800
<v Speaker 6>wait Laura Kane? Yeah you did you just ruin our bathroom?

1016
00:45:31.840 --> 00:45:32.000
<v Speaker 7>No?

1017
00:45:32.119 --> 00:45:35.280
<v Speaker 3>Come on, just don't want to be that first.

1018
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:37.559
<v Speaker 2>The only way they know it was if you walked

1019
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:40.440
<v Speaker 2>up to the associate and said, hey, I'm Laura Kane.

1020
00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:43.679
<v Speaker 2>iHeart Radio. Here's my press pass and my picture. I'm

1021
00:45:43.679 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 2>not I just laid one out in your bathroom.

1022
00:45:46.679 --> 00:45:49.199
<v Speaker 6>I'm not convinced you wouldn't do that either. They'd be like,

1023
00:45:49.239 --> 00:45:50.880
<v Speaker 6>they'll know who I am, And they're like, how, like, well,

1024
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:54.920
<v Speaker 6>I show everyone my press pass, all three of them.

1025
00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:57.760
<v Speaker 6>Here's my press pass. I can show you another one

1026
00:45:57.800 --> 00:45:58.239
<v Speaker 6>if you need.

1027
00:45:58.400 --> 00:46:00.480
<v Speaker 2>I do have four of them, Like, oh my god,

1028
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:01.559
<v Speaker 2>which one are you gonna show them?

1029
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:03.039
<v Speaker 6>And this is why I'm going to call someone to

1030
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:05.400
<v Speaker 6>have them take away.

1031
00:46:06.159 --> 00:46:07.960
<v Speaker 2>It's like you should have used your police one, because

1032
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:12.920
<v Speaker 2>then they could have put the caution on Jesus, this

1033
00:46:13.000 --> 00:46:15.400
<v Speaker 2>is the smallest amount of they could have put the

1034
00:46:15.440 --> 00:46:17.119
<v Speaker 2>content table. Laura could have been the first one there

1035
00:46:17.119 --> 00:46:18.920
<v Speaker 2>to report on it. They're not just allowed to go

1036
00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:20.440
<v Speaker 2>in the caution table with those things. I hope you

1037
00:46:20.519 --> 00:46:20.800
<v Speaker 2>know that.

1038
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:22.159
<v Speaker 1>No, I I know.

1039
00:46:22.199 --> 00:46:24.440
<v Speaker 6>I can't dist the smallest amount of power I've ever

1040
00:46:24.440 --> 00:46:25.360
<v Speaker 6>seen go to someone's head.

1041
00:46:27.199 --> 00:46:30.360
<v Speaker 1>I just can't believe I've passed the background check or

1042
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:31.480
<v Speaker 1>whatever they needed to do.

1043
00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:33.599
<v Speaker 6>The background check you went through is just seeing if

1044
00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:34.519
<v Speaker 6>you've committed a crime.

1045
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:41.679
<v Speaker 2>Before, right right, Well, only only crimes against porcelain. It's

1046
00:46:41.679 --> 00:46:42.880
<v Speaker 2>a war crime in my book.

1047
00:46:42.719 --> 00:46:45.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, done? I said, I can't believe. I just so

1048
00:46:45.840 --> 00:46:49.559
<v Speaker 1>anybody whoever was ever interested in me, Thank you for that.

1049
00:46:50.039 --> 00:46:51.440
<v Speaker 1>But I understand.

1050
00:46:51.440 --> 00:46:54.639
<v Speaker 2>I get it, Laura. When I tell you that you

1051
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:55.760
<v Speaker 2>are the ship, I.

1052
00:46:55.800 --> 00:47:00.639
<v Speaker 1>Mean it to thank you for watching, Thank you for listening.

1053
00:47:00.760 --> 00:47:04.199
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back on Thursday. Oh yes, you have to

1054
00:47:04.199 --> 00:47:04.440
<v Speaker 1>do this.

1055
00:47:04.480 --> 00:47:07.039
<v Speaker 3>When I say you say it's an Eric says they We're.

1056
00:47:06.920 --> 00:47:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Done though already. And thank you for coming.

1057
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:10.679
<v Speaker 2>Jason. It's always nice.

1058
00:47:11.320 --> 00:47:14.079
<v Speaker 1>Guy's been seeing you at comic Con. And thank you

1059
00:47:14.119 --> 00:47:16.280
<v Speaker 1>for informing us and all this stuff and just being

1060
00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:19.920
<v Speaker 1>like a supporter and a friend to our show for

1061
00:47:19.960 --> 00:47:20.360
<v Speaker 1>so long.

1062
00:47:20.400 --> 00:47:22.960
<v Speaker 3>And it's almost six years. Next month is six years?

1063
00:47:22.960 --> 00:47:23.480
<v Speaker 5>Is it six years?

1064
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Can you believe it's you're like creative? I don't ever

1065
00:47:27.320 --> 00:47:28.000
<v Speaker 1>listen anymore.

1066
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:31.079
<v Speaker 5>No, I do. Six years and we haven't seen you

1067
00:47:31.119 --> 00:47:32.519
<v Speaker 5>live on on Instagram all the time.

1068
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh I know, we always call you out anyway.

1069
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, wait, what six years and we just seem to

1070
00:47:37.760 --> 00:47:38.199
<v Speaker 2>be aging.

1071
00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:42.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, thanks to LOOI which Mary.

1072
00:47:42.280 --> 00:47:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Are you looking in the big frosty one, not.

1073
00:47:46.960 --> 00:47:47.719
<v Speaker 1>The filtered one?

1074
00:47:47.760 --> 00:47:50.519
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the filtered one's just no one a selfie camera

1075
00:47:50.559 --> 00:47:50.840
<v Speaker 6>with us?

1076
00:47:51.400 --> 00:47:51.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1077
00:47:51.559 --> 00:47:54.239
<v Speaker 1>All right? Love your podcast?

1078
00:47:54.760 --> 00:47:55.719
<v Speaker 5>Love your podcast.

1079
00:47:56.199 --> 00:47:58.679
<v Speaker 2>I love you. I love you too, Jason, I love

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<v Speaker 2>you too. Thank you to I love you too. Elvis.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis love your podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, my sweet babies. I'm sorry that i'm

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<v Speaker 1>your mom, but weird MoMA makes you cool. Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry hobby Lobby.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, Hoppy Lobby. Oh my god.