Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura. Hey Jason,
Speaker 1: this is our friend, Jason Doring. Jason is a longtime friend,
Speaker 1: longtime listener, not a longtime radio person. He does. Get
Speaker 1: that to your mouth and put your headphones on. I'm
Speaker 1: very bossy. As you will know. She is Eric Grimmer,
Speaker 1: as you all know. If you can see him, if
Speaker 1: you can scoot more closer to me, here you go,
Speaker 1: Oh no, see and producer Brian Hi, producer, Brian. What's up?
Speaker 2: Hello? What's up?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: So we have Jason in just because he's fun and
Speaker 1: I saw him when I was covering Comic Con.
Speaker 2: So popular.
Speaker 3: I got to go to the preview night.
Speaker 1: Did you're to the pre because this is a comic Con,
Speaker 1: like connoisseur over here, Jason.
Speaker 4: I did not go to preview night, but I got
Speaker 4: there early Thursday. Yeah, I ran into somebody.
Speaker 2: Wait, how long is Comic Con? I don't even remember.
Speaker 4: Oh, there's a preview night Wednesday night. It goes from
Speaker 4: like six to like nine, and then it's Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Speaker 1: Okay. Now, I because I had a press pass, I
Speaker 1: know it was so incredibly exciting. I got to go
Speaker 1: in on Wednesday. They wanted me to get the lay
Speaker 1: of the land, just to see what's going on, so
Speaker 1: I could talk about it on Thursday in the morning
Speaker 1: before and not have to go in, okay, because I
Speaker 1: had to do really early morning hits they call him anyway.
Speaker 1: So I went into Wednesday night. I thought that there
Speaker 1: was going to be just a decent amount of people.
Speaker 1: I'm not super crowded. It's it's preview night. You have
Speaker 1: to pay extra for that, right, Like, it's not.
Speaker 5: Cheap, like sixty dollars more.
Speaker 1: I think, oh, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: Well, I thought it was worse for Laura.
Speaker 2: Laura paid just about that for one of those bbies
Speaker 2: or whatever it was. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So I did go to your preview night on Wednesday
Speaker 1: night and it was packed.
Speaker 3: Oh my god. I could not move. I couldn't believe it.
Speaker 2: That would have been my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: You've been to comic con? Oh, So you know, it's
Speaker 1: cool and fun and everything, and you can look up
Speaker 1: and see all sorts of neat things, but like if
Speaker 1: you look forward, all you see your heads, yeah, and shoulders,
Speaker 1: and you're so tightly mushed together and I'm starting to
Speaker 1: get a little bit of an anxiety complex. I think
Speaker 1: you know why, Why.
Speaker 2: Because you're getting older.
Speaker 1: Probably I can't handle this many people in one place.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I bought a couple of things. I bought
Speaker 1: something for you.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, because.
Speaker 1: Not only a comic con do they have comics. Which
Speaker 1: that's how it started, right I sn obviously, like thirty
Speaker 1: years ago, original.
Speaker 4: Was in like a hotel and you should just sell comics.
Speaker 4: It was not the pop culture stuff it's all. It
Speaker 4: was all comic comic stuff.
Speaker 1: So it was like true well I don't want to
Speaker 1: say geeks, but like true comic nerds. I could say
Speaker 1: that who really enjoyed the artistry of it and they
Speaker 1: met that like the artist, the.
Speaker 3: People who created it, and that was what it was
Speaker 3: all about.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well now it's all pop culture.
Speaker 1: It's a whole new ball game, including shopping.
Speaker 3: Oh so I bought three things.
Speaker 1: I bought. I have to show you this cool sweat
Speaker 1: This is the coolest sweatshirt I've ever seen, and it
Speaker 1: was sixty bucks. I don't want your thing to fallout,
Speaker 1: are you?
Speaker 2: Do you print money in your garage?
Speaker 1: No? But I have a story to tell about that,
Speaker 1: but I can't tell.
Speaker 2: It today she tried to print money. Oh boy, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 3: No, it's I don't even know what what company this is.
Speaker 3: It's like some like oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: Wait just wait. Okay. So it has this on the front, right,
Speaker 1: that's underneat down on the show. On the side, it
Speaker 1: has or on the sleeves, it has this. Then on
Speaker 1: the back it has this. This is all embroidery. So beautiful.
Speaker 6: Do you know what franchise that's from?
Speaker 1: So Beautiful? No? And then the Hood has a dangerous
Speaker 1: game maybe this you'll get it from the Hood? Do
Speaker 1: you do you see like this these little guys with
Speaker 1: a slip?
Speaker 2: I have no clue is that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like a no. Is that that?
Speaker 3: It's a logo, but I can't read it. Game, No
Speaker 3: beefy something like that. Lefty.
Speaker 2: It's a sign.
Speaker 1: Wow, oh you're thing, here's your thing. But okay, So
Speaker 1: they are some sort of anime and I thought this
Speaker 1: was just really cool. It's very thick.
Speaker 6: Why because some of them are real weird.
Speaker 1: Some of them are dirty, real weird. My son's an anime,
Speaker 1: but I don't think he's into the nasty.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real weird.
Speaker 1: My son onto the porny anime.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know if they feature though it is
Speaker 1: a comic con can I don't know. I don't think
Speaker 1: they don't do that might be this one didn't have
Speaker 1: a company attached to it as far as like production
Speaker 1: company or whatever. They there's a there are people have
Speaker 1: it like like Jason said, it's pulp pop culture and stuff.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this has to do with pop culture,
Speaker 1: but I thought it was so cute. It's a dress
Speaker 1: and it has a snake that wraps all the way
Speaker 1: around it.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 3: Just some weird things I bought at Colocaust.
Speaker 2: Sometimes people just sell things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's that. And then Eric, I saw this.
Speaker 1: I didn't see the back of it, but I saw
Speaker 1: the front of it. And it's for your key chain.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect? Is it a that's true?
Speaker 1: But oh my god, but it's I am your worse
Speaker 1: than Imerit says it really is, and that he didn't
Speaker 1: realize that the back was was from Camp Crystal, which
Speaker 1: is Friday the thirteenth.
Speaker 2: Yes, which I love, Jason orhes.
Speaker 3: Okay, well there you go.
Speaker 1: You're welcome you. I brought one for me. That's the
Speaker 1: keys to the Ship show, which is true.
Speaker 2: What that's awesome?
Speaker 3: What did you almost buy something like that?
Speaker 2: I almost got you a hat that said that like,
Speaker 2: welcome to the show show shit show supervisor.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I would have that would have been I would have
Speaker 3: worn that.
Speaker 2: Probably you would have.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was well after my story that that will
Speaker 1: play even more so, Jason, let's talk about comic cons.
Speaker 1: Do a wrap up a comic con. First, everybody high
Speaker 1: on YouTube, high on Instagram, thank you for listening after
Speaker 1: the back and watching really makes us happy. So Jason, okay,
Speaker 1: First of all, Jason, how long have I known you?
Speaker 1: When did you start coming into the Jeff and jer Show?
Speaker 5: Probably gosh, nineteen ninety five.
Speaker 2: Laura was probably forty then, so.
Speaker 1: No, he his mom would drive him in.
Speaker 3: Him and his mom would come in and.
Speaker 5: The events to the studio off.
Speaker 1: It was so cute. I loved it, and so he'd
Speaker 1: watch the show. And so then years later we've just
Speaker 1: stayed friends and he claims that I'm his original radio crush.
Speaker 3: Now that means.
Speaker 1: To me that there's a new radio crush.
Speaker 5: Nothing right now, No.
Speaker 2: You were still in the first slot.
Speaker 1: Number one, Jason, nobody else you guys know, I have
Speaker 1: to I have to either know I'm number one or
Speaker 1: I have to know who my competition is.
Speaker 5: No competitions.
Speaker 2: It's really good that Laura's number one in someone's slot
Speaker 2: because it's not Eric's. Oh my god, you, Karen, and
Speaker 2: Marla are all in the number one slot.
Speaker 3: See, those are his best friends.
Speaker 1: But I know where I lie. I'm not number one
Speaker 1: with Eric.
Speaker 5: With Eric, you're not number one.
Speaker 1: Marla is Marla's number one, and then I'm number two.
Speaker 1: But Karen is closely nudging me in the in the
Speaker 1: ribs for the number six second spot, which whatever, it's
Speaker 1: not happening. I will throw her down.
Speaker 2: You know, Marla's here in San Diego. Marla, you can
Speaker 2: tell because Laura's on edge right now.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 1: I feel it. I'm feeling the vibe.
Speaker 2: Are you getting some crack sweat?
Speaker 1: Well? Maybe when I see pictures of him only.
Speaker 3: Like, Okay, we go out a lot.
Speaker 1: Eric and I frequently we'll go out to lunch, we'll
Speaker 1: go do this, We'll go to Marshall's, We'll go to
Speaker 1: oh I come.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she shows up on an ounce sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Eric hasn't learned how to say no yet. I know
Speaker 6: that's why it's hard to say no to her.
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 1: Rarely does he take a picture of just the two
Speaker 1: of us hanging out, because we take so many pictures here.
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, that's it. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: So I see on Instagram a picture of him and
Speaker 1: his bestie Marla, and all it says is dinner with
Speaker 1: my bestie.
Speaker 2: Oh, what are you expecting? A true statement?
Speaker 3: It is a true statement, and I know that, but
Speaker 3: it doesn't mean.
Speaker 1: It as at any laughs. I'm sorry, okay, and they're smiling.
Speaker 2: So how about if I do that your fancy? How
Speaker 2: about if I do this? So I say dinner with
Speaker 2: the old ball and chain that case.
Speaker 1: No, because Marlow would be unhappy and I don't want
Speaker 1: that either.
Speaker 3: She's very unhappy.
Speaker 2: That she would not like the word old.
Speaker 6: Don't don't pander to her. Stay true to your guns.
Speaker 3: So all right.
Speaker 1: I went to Comic Con on the day at open,
Speaker 1: but I had to do some reports between five am
Speaker 1: and nine am and before the doors even opened, so
Speaker 1: I was there talking to some people in line. That's
Speaker 1: when I ran into Jason and I dressed up.
Speaker 5: Yep, you were Lois Lane.
Speaker 2: Okay, did you know who she was or did you
Speaker 2: think she was the star of an adult video movie?
Speaker 4: Just what did you think in the beginning, Well, I
Speaker 4: heard someone saying hey you, hey you, and I turned
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, hey, well all right. It took
Speaker 4: me a minute to see because you had the brunette
Speaker 4: hair for the wig because it's for lowest lane, and
Speaker 4: then I recognized you.
Speaker 5: So but yeah, you looked.
Speaker 3: Great, Jason.
Speaker 1: I looked more like more Titia from the Adams Family Plan.
Speaker 1: Let's get real. But I had a giant thing that's
Speaker 1: in the daily Plan.
Speaker 6: So you had the only thing that identified.
Speaker 1: I believe me. I know, but hey, I have one
Speaker 1: brown wig. Give me a break. I'm not gonna go
Speaker 1: by it worked.
Speaker 6: You're definitely the triple X version of that Superman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now there are there were so many costumes that
Speaker 1: triple X. Oh yeah, because you guys thought I've tried
Speaker 1: it on for them last week and they thought I
Speaker 1: looked like like I was ready to like I was
Speaker 1: a teacher or like a librarian or something ready to.
Speaker 2: You know that guy that wanted you, you know that
Speaker 2: guy that wanted you to jam your stilett I want
Speaker 2: to do? Is his brain led?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You kind of looked like a dominatrix.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what I didn't. I didn't that day
Speaker 1: I had the pants. I looked fine, right, Yeah, you
Speaker 1: looked great. So how did it go the first day?
Speaker 1: And did you go the second day? And did you
Speaker 1: see George Lucas.
Speaker 4: I did not see George Lucas. That was actually on Sunday.
Speaker 4: I went Thursday and Friday. But probably the one of
Speaker 4: the craziest things that happened, so as we all know,
Speaker 4: on Thursday morning, rest in peace Hul Hogan. So, which
Speaker 4: was one of the saddest things. Because I'm a big
Speaker 4: wrestling fan. I went to the wrestling panel. It was
Speaker 4: the WWE panel. The moderator comes out and he goes, hey,
Speaker 4: I know you guys have probably all heard Hull Hogan
Speaker 4: passed away. First thing that happens. I hear someone go
Speaker 4: boom because of all the you know, the crap that
Speaker 4: he's done in his recent life. Yeah, so one person
Speaker 4: and then the moderator repeats it again and says, let's
Speaker 4: honor him, and then there was another boo and I'm like,
Speaker 4: really so and then most people clapped for Hogan, you know,
Speaker 4: in honor early well respect. Yeah, and it was like
Speaker 4: an hour before we all found out he passed away. No,
Speaker 4: it was right before I saw you, actually, I found
Speaker 4: out what.
Speaker 3: Exactly did he do that made people soul back?
Speaker 4: In Like Twain green back in like twenty fifteen, his
Speaker 4: daughter was dating a black guy and he called him
Speaker 4: a nast racial Yes he.
Speaker 2: Did, he did, yes, okay.
Speaker 4: And he did apologize for it on like the Today
Speaker 4: Show or something, but you know people still yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: you know how people they don't.
Speaker 7: Want to go, well, you can't really escape well and
Speaker 7: the whole Then when they didn't, Linda kind of start
Speaker 7: dating like a twelve year old or something like her
Speaker 7: pool boy or yeah, the pool boy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that was the ex wife.
Speaker 1: Well anyway, rest in peace regardless. So that okay, So
Speaker 1: that started off the wrestling.
Speaker 5: Panel, But that was fun.
Speaker 1: Didn't dim it down, like was it kind of like
Speaker 1: the kind of sad because.
Speaker 4: Of that, it kind of got quiet for it was
Speaker 4: an awkward moment, yeah, put it that way. But then
Speaker 4: the wrestlers came out and it was really fun, and
Speaker 4: you know, and then me and my buddy we won.
Speaker 5: Tickets to meet the wrestlers.
Speaker 4: I have pictures if you guys want me to hold
Speaker 4: that up. And that was really cool.
Speaker 1: So which, Okay, what wrestler do you think we would recognize?
Speaker 2: I'm speaking of wrestlers. Yes, Alexa Bliss, Alexa, you've met her?
Speaker 5: I have not.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I thought you had a cutie. Yeah, she's dormal.
Speaker 3: Have you met the twins Bello Twins.
Speaker 5: I've met one of them, Nikki Bella who used to
Speaker 5: be engaged to John Cena.
Speaker 2: Yes, sure, show they were. They were clients of mine
Speaker 2: really mm hmm.
Speaker 5: And then they lived here in Sandy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're lovely. Yeah, they're they're very sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Nikki Bella was really cool and John Seena is
Speaker 4: like the nicest guy I've heard.
Speaker 3: He is just incredibly cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well.
Speaker 5: Anything was there on Saturday for that show Peacemaker too?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, isn't that on right now?
Speaker 5: I think so. I think it's starting like next week
Speaker 5: prime on HBO.
Speaker 2: HBO okay, HBO.
Speaker 1: Max. Think I'm glad they threw the HBO back in there.
Speaker 1: I was not. I was not a fan of the
Speaker 1: plane Max thing. You know, Yeah, you understand what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, do you have Max?
Speaker 2: I know what you're throwing down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so you you saw John Seina speak, So.
Speaker 4: That was he was up on the screen. He talked
Speaker 4: about the panel was mostly about the figures and what
Speaker 4: they're really saying. You made the biggest surprise. He was
Speaker 4: a surprise. You may have heard of the name CM Punk.
Speaker 4: He was a big surprise that came out and everyone
Speaker 4: went nuts when he came out.
Speaker 5: So, okay, I know you're out of the loop.
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: So he did a movie.
Speaker 3: Explain to me who this person is?
Speaker 5: See him? Punk has been around for like, I don't know,
Speaker 5: maybe fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Maybe just an actor a.
Speaker 4: Wrestler, but he has done some movies. He did he
Speaker 4: did some weird horror movie. Remember the title of it.
Speaker 2: It was like in a house or something. It was, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 4: Some trippy movie. And he's a very controversial wrestler. He
Speaker 4: likes to talk crap about people, but everyone still loves
Speaker 4: him and the doors them. So he was probably the
Speaker 4: biggest surprise at the WWE panel. So and then after that,
Speaker 4: my friend and I we did some walking around the floor.
Speaker 5: We saw did you dress up? I did not dress up.
Speaker 4: I think I just had a Oh I had my
Speaker 4: my Donald duck shirt on.
Speaker 3: So okay, that's not dressing up, but whatever, whatever.
Speaker 1: You don't have to you don't have to.
Speaker 4: Dress No, it's just you know, I think I told
Speaker 4: you this on Thursday. It's a hassle wearing a costume.
Speaker 4: I think I wore one a long time ago, and
Speaker 4: the people and you could trip and fall and you
Speaker 4: know you don't want to make that happen.
Speaker 1: But there were some good ones though.
Speaker 4: I saw I saw something, you know, probably the best
Speaker 4: costume myself. I think I saw this on Friday. Someone
Speaker 4: dressed as the Coldplay couple. They had like a black
Speaker 4: screen behind him. It was hysterical.
Speaker 1: Wait, this is like Halloween. It's turning into Halloween. It's
Speaker 1: not even like it has anything to do with like
Speaker 1: action figures. You think it's cold Play.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And it was so that is hysterical.
Speaker 1: It was a guy like duck down.
Speaker 4: He kind of was like to the side, and then
Speaker 4: she was to the side. It was really funny.
Speaker 1: Oh that was a bus event bus In case you
Speaker 1: guys didn't know about this, I mean it's been everywhere.
Speaker 1: And he got fired he did yeah wait, he was
Speaker 1: the CEO of what or.
Speaker 5: The space program something?
Speaker 3: And she was an HR and she was okay. And
Speaker 3: then so Coldplay.
Speaker 1: They're at the Coldplay concert and Coldplay they're singing one
Speaker 1: of their songs. They do a kiss camp where they
Speaker 1: just flashed to the somebody that's looking love up in
Speaker 1: the stands and then boom, they flash on them and
Speaker 1: he immediately their lovey Debbie her backs to the camera
Speaker 1: and then like she looks over and he like drops.
Speaker 2: To the side, and like Chris Martin goes, oh, somebody
Speaker 2: must be having an affair.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it was true.
Speaker 3: True she should have gotten fired, but.
Speaker 2: I think they did. They both get fired.
Speaker 1: She should well whatever if he's the married.
Speaker 5: One, well he think they were both married.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bye, okay. So and then you went on Saturday.
Speaker 4: I went on Friday, and then I went down there
Speaker 4: on Saturday just people watch. But Friday, I know you're
Speaker 4: gonna be excited about this. I went to the Dexter panel,
Speaker 4: the Dexter resurrection. They showed some clips up up on
Speaker 4: the screen and upcoming upcoming clips, which was actually on
Speaker 4: yesterday's on Friday's episode which I watched yesterday.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, oh gosh, I have too saved up.
Speaker 4: Catch up Laura, They're excellent. Is this is old Dexter's back?
Speaker 1: I love because his name is back. Now, are you
Speaker 1: guys Dexter fans?
Speaker 2: I was a fan, and then the finale of the
Speaker 2: original of the original kind of was a and then
Speaker 2: when it came back again, I was like, whatever, but
Speaker 2: I'm really looking forward to seeing this new season.
Speaker 5: It seems good.
Speaker 1: It's back and some old characters from the first one
Speaker 1: are back, and then they're not his friends and anymore,
Speaker 1: if you know what I'm saying there. Yeah, well I
Speaker 1: won't say anymore, but it's great. So it was Michael
Speaker 1: Sea Hall like a really nice person.
Speaker 5: It seems like a really nice guy.
Speaker 1: And you know, he's just talkative. He seems like you'd
Speaker 1: be kind of kind of she's.
Speaker 5: Kind of quiet, but he's just a laid back, chilled guy.
Speaker 3: And he has an accent right a little.
Speaker 4: Bit, a little bit, but you know, and then you know,
Speaker 4: this reminded me of last year. There was a I
Speaker 4: don't know if you knew about the prequel. It was
Speaker 4: called Dexter Original Sin.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and with the kid when he was a teenager.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've seen it.
Speaker 4: And then the most cool thing at comic con. Of course,
Speaker 4: Michael C. Sea Hall came out as the surprise, so
Speaker 4: I got to see him like twice or so. It's
Speaker 4: it's just a great show that.
Speaker 1: Always a young one came out, the young one.
Speaker 5: And Dexter and Michael S.
Speaker 4: Hall came out because he did the he did like
Speaker 4: the Dexter's in inner voice, the the young Dexter's inner voice.
Speaker 1: Oh, there was a trifect of Dexter's.
Speaker 3: That's awesome.
Speaker 5: They've been having Dexter there since the whole comic con.
Speaker 1: Pass said Dexter.
Speaker 4: It was like everything was yeah, and then even the
Speaker 4: lanyard said Dexter too, like the thing that went around
Speaker 4: your neck.
Speaker 1: So really, yeah, okay, you'll appreciate.
Speaker 3: What do you know what Jason does for a living?
Speaker 1: Yes, what he works in an assisted living and I
Speaker 1: think that's wonderful. And he's he's in charge of the activity.
Speaker 1: That's he's like, so what did we do today?
Speaker 4: We did exercise class led by me? And then what
Speaker 4: kind of exercise?
Speaker 5: Just like we sit in the chair like.
Speaker 1: We're all your arms and like run and forth, kick
Speaker 1: your feet around thing.
Speaker 4: We do everything, you know, we move the arms, we
Speaker 4: do balance class, we stand behind the chair.
Speaker 2: We you know, we just will you work with Laura
Speaker 2: and I privately when we're those places. Okay, great it
Speaker 2: for you. Eric's such a great guy.
Speaker 1: Three against one? Okay, do you have anything that you
Speaker 1: need to share about what's happened to you since we've
Speaker 1: last met, which has been.
Speaker 2: Like a week. God, it's been so long.
Speaker 3: What's been going on?
Speaker 2: You've been such a busy gal.
Speaker 1: I know I've been like hella busy. Yeah, you really have,
Speaker 1: so tell me what's up.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll do the Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Report, okay, and then we'll end with my Oh I
Speaker 1: really shouldn't tell this on the Yeah I have on
Speaker 1: the radios to me old habits diehogic. I really shouldn't
Speaker 1: tell this on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have something really embarrassing.
Speaker 3: To Okay, Well, then well let's.
Speaker 1: Go for it. Tell yours first, No, you tell yours first,
Speaker 1: because mine is worse. I don't know, Brian, you be
Speaker 1: the judge, you know what to do.
Speaker 6: All right, guys, we'll be back here next week.
Speaker 2: I think the Hollywood Report.
Speaker 3: Okay, Wait, should we do Hollywood and then Eric and
Speaker 3: then me?
Speaker 1: Or Hollywood and then?
Speaker 2: I think should go first?
Speaker 1: Eric should go first?
Speaker 2: I guarantee Laura's is worse. Eric, Why is yours worse?
Speaker 6: Because Eric, you're prone to embarrassing things. Laura is prone
Speaker 6: to really bad decisions.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is this, This has all the things involved,
Speaker 1: bad things, bad decisions.
Speaker 2: Eric just has something bad happen to him.
Speaker 6: Laura makes it a colossal mistake, and it's all right,
Speaker 6: So wait, are we.
Speaker 3: Gonna do the Do we do the Hollywood?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, let's roll the music to whatever you want.
Speaker 1: I know, don't play the crickets or.
Speaker 2: The booze or anybody snoring.
Speaker 1: Alredybody snoring or there we go. That's cool. Here comes
Speaker 1: a Daily Dirt our version of celebrity news.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we just covered one halk Codgain. Is that?
Speaker 2: Do we know what? He died of?
Speaker 5: Cardiac arrests?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is that what it was?
Speaker 4: I think it's just everything he's done in his life.
Speaker 4: You caught up with him.
Speaker 2: And another one that died probably from everything that he's
Speaker 2: done in his life was mister Ozzy Osbourne is at
Speaker 2: seventy six.
Speaker 1: Okay, now I had to do a story about it,
Speaker 1: not that, not his death, but his last performance or
Speaker 1: this was he got together with all these artists. I
Speaker 1: forgot where it was. You can't understand the thing that
Speaker 1: Ozzie as says when he's talking.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, when he was performing, he was clear.
Speaker 1: As could be. He sounded amazing. I guess he sat
Speaker 1: the whole time in a bat throne.
Speaker 5: I actually have an Azzie story, no way.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so me and my buddy this was gosh, fifteen
Speaker 4: twenty years ago, he did a signing at Burns and Noble,
Speaker 4: the right one right here in Mira Mesa, and he's
Speaker 4: just signing books. He had his head down the whole time,
Speaker 4: not taking pictures with anybody and not looking up in anybody.
Speaker 4: And I'm like, wow, that wasn't very much fun. And
Speaker 4: then I turned back and I went things Ozzie, and
Speaker 4: then you just went.
Speaker 5: Shoh blah blah blah blah, and that was it. So
Speaker 5: but that was my Aussie story. So I did get
Speaker 5: to sort of men him.
Speaker 3: So he did, that was his head, that was yeah.
Speaker 1: But when he said everything, I could understand every word.
Speaker 1: His voice was strong.
Speaker 2: And then yeah, he just sounds like he has a
Speaker 2: mouthful of marbles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's still sad. But yeah, you're right about
Speaker 1: him doing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he done a lot of drugs. Yeah, yeah, good
Speaker 2: for him.
Speaker 5: Well hey he hey, it clearly.
Speaker 2: Didn't really, I mean, yeah, he die that young. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this next story is the things that I live for.
Speaker 2: Oh god, And I'm so sad that I was not
Speaker 2: in Poland at the Jennifer Lopez concert on her fifty
Speaker 2: sixth birthday when she was performing a number and her
Speaker 2: skirt fell off and everybody got a full bumb shot. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: she had underwear on, but she said she doesn't wear underwear.
Speaker 1: Okay, but not unless it was like floppy, Like what
Speaker 1: if it came out and it was like.
Speaker 2: Laura Laura, Oh my god, that would have been the
Speaker 2: best thing ever. I would have had I known ahead
Speaker 2: of time that would have happened. I would have flown
Speaker 2: there just to see that concert.
Speaker 3: Boo was a great moment for a lot of people, right.
Speaker 2: Oh, it would have been a great moment for me.
Speaker 4: You have the video of it, Yeah, there is a video, yes,
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that was great.
Speaker 3: Would you pay to see her in concert?
Speaker 2: I would, yeah, because I think she's a really good performer,
Speaker 2: not probably the best singer, kind of like Madonna. Madonna's
Speaker 2: a great performer. Is she the best singer? Oh? By
Speaker 2: the way, on Friday of last week they released so
Speaker 2: remember when she did Ray of Light. Yes, it was
Speaker 2: a huge, huge success. Yeah, Elvis is snory, he's out.
Speaker 2: They were going to release a companion piece called Veronica
Speaker 2: Electronica and it was a more hard edged remix album
Speaker 2: of some of the I think seven of the thirteen
Speaker 2: songs that were on the album, and then one that
Speaker 2: was just kind of a B side called Gone, Gone Gone.
Speaker 2: They just released it. And I'm a huge Madonna fan
Speaker 2: and daddy no like, oh no, I why and this
Speaker 2: is no slam at Madonna, but it They decided not
Speaker 2: to release it because of the runaway success of Ray
Speaker 2: of Light. So you know how twenty years later or whatever,
Speaker 2: they're releasing this thing, Gone, Gone Gone. I was in
Speaker 2: my car and I was listening to it. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: no way. It was so pitchy. Have you listened to it?
Speaker 5: I haven't heard it.
Speaker 2: No, I'm like, what the hell like it was? I
Speaker 2: didn't even finish listening to it. Wow, that is not
Speaker 2: I didn't like it. Sorry Madonna.
Speaker 1: Breaking news now, Okay, I'm getting back to Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 1: Would you pay let's say, Eric, I have two tickets.
Speaker 1: They're each one hundred and fifty bucks. Would you buy one? Eric,
Speaker 1: I have two tickets to go see once for me,
Speaker 1: once for you. They're two hundred and fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: That's pushing it.
Speaker 1: Eric, I have two tickets to see j Lo. They
Speaker 1: cost me six hentred bucks, so it's three hundred for you.
Speaker 2: Bye.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's all the one.
Speaker 6: I can't even name I single one of her songs
Speaker 6: waiting for Tonight, don't even know it sounds like I
Speaker 6: like concerts too, but but.
Speaker 2: She I think she puts on a really good show.
Speaker 2: I've never actually seen her, I've seen everybody else. Oh
Speaker 2: have you heard about all that justin Timberlake controversy. No,
Speaker 2: So he just did a concert I don't know where,
Speaker 2: and all these videos of surface where he literally forgets
Speaker 2: the lines. They think it's like alcohol. He literally likes
Speaker 2: is slurring his speech and just kind of meandering around
Speaker 2: the stage not doing anything. Oh it's bad.
Speaker 4: I saw a little bit of the video. Yeah, he
Speaker 4: doesn't kind of even know what he's saying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, oh no, not too justice.
Speaker 4: Maybe he was drinking or something froma or something. That's
Speaker 4: I'm thinking he put on.
Speaker 2: He had sunglasses on the whole time, a hoodie.
Speaker 1: Well then let's recall it's harken back he got well, no,
Speaker 1: Justin timber like I'll pulled over for why and had
Speaker 1: like poppers and I he's god, let our Justin's be okay.
Speaker 2: By the way, what straight guy has poppers in his pocket?
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 4: Know.
Speaker 2: I heard that too on many social media platforms. Poppers
Speaker 2: are also a recreational drug too, but.
Speaker 1: They are mostly it's it's a scene too. It's mostly
Speaker 1: the scene.
Speaker 2: No, I know, but you can also it kind of
Speaker 2: it kind of relaxes you, from what I understand.
Speaker 6: Oh, it's a relax it's a muscle relaxer.
Speaker 2: Kind of like if you see my shirt. Oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they do what you think they do. But also used
Speaker 2: if you take the you're out of anus, it helps.
Speaker 3: That next stop anus.
Speaker 2: No, next stop your aus. I wore this outfit in
Speaker 2: homage to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Oh it's got my face on it. Oh,
Speaker 1: don't jump up and down because monies.
Speaker 3: No, this could be dramatic.
Speaker 6: For sorry so unaware. It is especially considering.
Speaker 1: How we could be okay there, now we have to
Speaker 1: put a censored on that for the people will slow
Speaker 1: that down and see you.
Speaker 2: That's what I call consequence. For the first time ever,
Speaker 2: I'm going to utter these words. I love having a
Speaker 2: woman's face on my crotch. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, okay, so thank you.
Speaker 2: I have two last things.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Last night I watched actually a really good movie on
Speaker 2: Netflix called Until Dawn.
Speaker 6: Oh no, Eric, No, don't say that's a good movie.
Speaker 2: Oh, come on, you'd like it. It was gross and
Speaker 2: it was entertaining.
Speaker 3: Is it? Is it vampire stuff?
Speaker 6: No, it's an adaptation of a really famous and popular
Speaker 6: video game that had a really good story, and it
Speaker 6: was butchered when it was adapted to a movie.
Speaker 2: See. I've never seen the video. I've never played the
Speaker 2: video game, but the movie was entertaining. Is it the
Speaker 2: best thing I've ever seen? Hell no, but it was entertaining.
Speaker 2: The movie was widely hated.
Speaker 5: The game.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, I thought the movie. Great game, terrible movie. Okay,
Speaker 2: all right, Brian, Yes, I am so mad at you.
Speaker 2: I think I'm gonna have to beat you up in
Speaker 2: the part.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh here we go.
Speaker 3: See. I tried it again. I couldn't. I couldn't go there.
Speaker 1: What I know what you're gonna say, and I know
Speaker 1: why you're mad at it.
Speaker 2: When is this show going to end?
Speaker 3: Ah?
Speaker 2: I think I'm on episode five hundred and fifty two.
Speaker 6: There's like thirty seven episodes.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'm you know, I had to take
Speaker 2: a break. I'm like, how many more situations can these
Speaker 2: people Hi be put in?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 3: It's all Blove Island you've heard of.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, just power through. No it is once
Speaker 2: the show ends, just.
Speaker 6: Forget about it because you don't you don't want to
Speaker 6: go through this emotional roller coaster. You don't don't go,
Speaker 6: don't watch the next season. I mean it's not out yet,
Speaker 6: but just don't try. I don't think I could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I literally go down a rabbit hole and I'm
Speaker 2: never touching that show again.
Speaker 1: Look, with all due respect, not really ill, Okay, I
Speaker 1: watch my shows, my, my, ninety day, my, you know
Speaker 1: all that, just to kind of put my brain out
Speaker 1: of my head on pause and so I'm not thinking
Speaker 1: about anything but just fluff. Okay, I could. I felt
Speaker 1: so dumb watching that show. I'm like, I'm not this dumb.
Speaker 1: I Am not this dumb of a person to watch
Speaker 1: this this like.
Speaker 6: It's I'm sorry, but ninety day fiance is not reality
Speaker 6: like slop.
Speaker 3: I know, I feel like it's a little bit more.
Speaker 2: It's absolutely not.
Speaker 1: No, I don't know. I can't know because I.
Speaker 6: Can't because at least ninety days almost or at least
Speaker 6: Love Island is at least somewhat of a social experiment
Speaker 6: where there's like an element of like how your dynamics
Speaker 6: work out ninety days, just laughing at people to have
Speaker 6: made terrible romantic choices, some of.
Speaker 3: Them are not always telling. And it is also an experience.
Speaker 2: It's not an experiment.
Speaker 1: It is technically you're experimenting on whether it's gonna work.
Speaker 6: That's just a bad choice when we see God, no,
Speaker 6: it's just a bunch of thirst traps. And how many
Speaker 6: of those relationships have worked out like long long term Not.
Speaker 1: Very many, yeah, not very many. But then something and
Speaker 1: they spin off onto like the single life, where now
Speaker 1: there's singles and now they're trying to find a guy,
Speaker 1: and then this and that.
Speaker 2: I just have one thing to say to Brian, all right,
Speaker 2: let's here. It's actually three words.
Speaker 1: Oh God, he's gonna not like this either, chin.
Speaker 2: Implant girl, God, yes, isn't it. That's what I was
Speaker 2: telling you about. It's awful, it's scary. Oh, she looks like.
Speaker 1: A Does she look like Jay Leno or something?
Speaker 2: No, it literally looks like she has a guitar pick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it stuck into the bottom of her chint like it
Speaker 2: is the weirdest. She pops up and I'm all, what
Speaker 2: the she looks like a batman villain or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she does. She's had so much work done. She did
Speaker 2: not last long to No, she didn't, thank god, because
Speaker 2: I couldn't have stared.
Speaker 6: There was one guy that tried what do they call it, anyways,
Speaker 6: just talking to her and about like, after two conversations,
Speaker 6: he was like, I think we're better off his friends.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was an idiot. Oh, she seemed nice.
Speaker 1: It's just oh yeah, she seems so young with so
Speaker 1: much worse I know, and.
Speaker 2: She had so much and the boobs, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: every single girl on that show just about the I
Speaker 2: mean they have there though. No, it's like a Barbie
Speaker 2: doll factory.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a little it's a little obvious.
Speaker 2: I do not like Hoda.
Speaker 6: I do like I kind of like how to Okay, No,
Speaker 6: that's a lot.
Speaker 3: Do you guys watch the Valley?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, Now that's juicy, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's really juicy. Jax is a horrible yes, and Jackson
Speaker 2: is letting go of his bar called Jackson's in Sherman Oaks.
Speaker 1: Because he's in Studio City to Brittany taking over.
Speaker 2: Well, he's focusing on his mental health. He's such a douchebag.
Speaker 1: What does he have now? He has addiction and alcoholism.
Speaker 1: Does he have mental yes, bipolar, bipolar. He's well, but
Speaker 1: there's a lot of dual diagnosis.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that show is something out. Do you watch it?
Speaker 1: No? But oh my god, Maggie keeps telling me I've
Speaker 1: got wat.
Speaker 2: Waiting for I don't know about. It's so good and wait,
Speaker 2: I want to hear Okay, I don't want to tell you. Yes,
Speaker 2: you have to tell the story.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm hearing it one way or another. So whether
Speaker 6: the cameras willing or not.
Speaker 3: Do you want to go first, you go first?
Speaker 6: No, I want to hear your story now, Eric, you
Speaker 6: should go first.
Speaker 2: The first is bad. It's gotta go last.
Speaker 5: Go rough paper scissors coming on?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, and we hit one okay.
Speaker 2: Wait no, no either, Produced executive decision.
Speaker 5: I want.
Speaker 2: I want Lord to go last. It's way better structure.
Speaker 6: But promise because if you go and it's amazing, and
Speaker 6: then Eric goes and it's well, if his.
Speaker 3: Is more amazing than mine, do you your hormon apology.
Speaker 6: That's fairy.
Speaker 2: It's it's just me being a clumsy idiot. We both
Speaker 2: know that Laura is gonna be so much worse. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yours is gonna be way worse, but mine is just
Speaker 2: horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 6: I enjoy Eric stories. I do too, especially when they
Speaker 6: lead no way.
Speaker 1: Him and they just kind of.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, and this is going to be horribly horribly embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Nothing fell out, okay, so that's the silver lining to
Speaker 2: this whole mess. But you have the floor. I had
Speaker 2: to work late and I was too tired to cook,
Speaker 2: so I went to shout out to Silver Lake Ramen
Speaker 2: in Fashion Valley so good. And I'll never be able
Speaker 2: to pronounce it correctly because I always call it the
Speaker 2: Karagi chicken bowl, and I know it's not.
Speaker 3: Karag okay, but it's the one with chicken, yes.
Speaker 2: And it's delicious. The egg I won't do the egg.
Speaker 2: I pick up my food. I'm walking across the crosswalk
Speaker 2: from them to go to the parking structure. I trip
Speaker 2: and fall. Oh my gosh, I had high tops on
Speaker 2: that I did not tie.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I proceeded to fall out of my shoes and then
Speaker 2: did that weird like slow motion crab crawl where I
Speaker 2: people were honking and laughing. And then I reached the
Speaker 2: other side. I still had, thank god, my bag. Thank god.
Speaker 2: I didn't have a drink like a it was just
Speaker 2: the bag of food. I still had it around my wrist.
Speaker 2: I get to the side of the curb and I'm
Speaker 2: all yes, and completely fall on my face. The bag
Speaker 2: lands under me and I smash all my.
Speaker 3: Oh no, smash noos.
Speaker 1: Did you eat it in?
Speaker 5: Oh? Hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: Good good good good good good yeah.
Speaker 5: Okay Laura's stories.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's better. I really don't know
Speaker 1: if it's better.
Speaker 6: Well, his was pretty mild. His was a little comedic slapstake.
Speaker 6: It wasn't that bad. It's in line with Eric.
Speaker 1: Mine is going to. Let me just put it this way,
Speaker 1: if there is anybody out there that has the slightest
Speaker 1: bit of attraction to me or guilty, oh well then
Speaker 1: or or maybe we'll be wanting to like maybe be
Speaker 1: with me someday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everything, No, prospects are already lost. Yeah no,
Speaker 2: maybe you should find another old age home to sleep in, Laura.
Speaker 1: I know it's probably for fifty five and up right,
Speaker 1: so I can literally live and live there as well.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you can move there now, my god.
Speaker 5: I think we'll have some empty rooms.
Speaker 1: So backstory, Jason, that this I don't think you should know,
Speaker 1: but we everybody who listens regularly knows that I don't
Speaker 1: go regularly.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh no.
Speaker 1: Yes, I and when I do, it's not like you're.
Speaker 2: I'll save you the trouble. It's like a lumber jack ship.
Speaker 1: No, it's not.
Speaker 3: It actually is not.
Speaker 1: I've got to be honest with you, like I won't.
Speaker 1: I'll go every couple of days. I don't go every day. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's just the way my body is. I don't feel
Speaker 1: bloated whatever, And what does eventually happen, it's not this
Speaker 1: giant there's a way you.
Speaker 2: Could explain to you know those big you know, those
Speaker 2: big like wheat log bread stacks that they have. It
Speaker 2: it's not worse than what you were doing. I'm trying
Speaker 2: to cheesecake factory. Say it's like that. There times ten
Speaker 2: I want holds it.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say that when I do, because it
Speaker 1: leads into the story I'm trying to tell.
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead, Jason and I were on our side story.
Speaker 6: Go ahead, you do quality over quantity.
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 3: I was at hobby Lobby.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is gonna be a train wreck.
Speaker 6: Call the poor Christian hobby lobby store.
Speaker 1: The hobby lobbies where, sorry to say, where the Karens gathers.
Speaker 1: Oh god, and it's busy.
Speaker 6: Hey, that's where I get my stuff framed, so don't
Speaker 6: close down that store.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Now, let's just realize that stores like Hobby Lobby, like Ross,
Speaker 1: like McDonald's, like like my place where I work, they
Speaker 1: all have like the industrial strength toilets that like they
Speaker 1: you you flesh and they go. You know those kind right,
Speaker 1: which you're perfect for you exactly.
Speaker 2: They're necessary except in this situation.
Speaker 1: Well, this wasn't a one hole or bit bathroom. This
Speaker 1: is like there are a couple of stalls, because sometimes
Speaker 1: there's just one where there's one one toilet. This one
Speaker 1: this wasn't like that. So I had to go, scuse me,
Speaker 1: where are your restrooms. Oh the back there, da da,
Speaker 1: So we'll go there, and of course there's a line.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I've actually got to go.
Speaker 1: I don't want to do this. I don't want to
Speaker 1: do this here? Do I want to do this here? Don't?
Speaker 2: It's not number one right exactly.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why this happens to me right now? So
Speaker 1: I finally get into my stall, I do what I
Speaker 1: need to do. I I thought, dude, push on the
Speaker 1: industrial strength handle because you know, you know, you're talking
Speaker 1: to a friend next to you in the stall, and
Speaker 1: when they flush, you can't hear what they're saying. It's
Speaker 1: so loud because it's so strong. Well, let me just
Speaker 1: say the nothing went anywhere. It was just right still
Speaker 1: right there. So I'm panicking because I'm in the stall
Speaker 1: and there are people next to me, I know, and
Speaker 1: but I know they don't know what's going on yet.
Speaker 1: There are people in line waiting to use one of
Speaker 1: the stalls, and I'm like panicking because I don't want
Speaker 1: to be that girl.
Speaker 2: Buy this. There's a line at the Hobby Lobby bathroom.
Speaker 3: Yes, there was a line at the Hobby.
Speaker 6: All the Karens were all the fifty plus, you need
Speaker 6: to use the bathroom at home.
Speaker 3: They were like, there's like two or three stalls, only.
Speaker 2: How many people were in line at the same time.
Speaker 1: Don't ask me these questions.
Speaker 6: I thought you was so empty, a couple of weeds abandoned.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I'm not going to be that
Speaker 1: person that opens the stall walks out to use.
Speaker 2: The Oh no, in this situation, you just cutting wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I do not know when there.
Speaker 2: Are people, well, you should have cut and round.
Speaker 1: Now when there's somebody that's going to go right in
Speaker 1: there after me.
Speaker 6: Right, Look, there are times to be selfish.
Speaker 1: So I wait, others oh my god, and I wait, wait, wait, wait, And.
Speaker 6: So what's better than cutting and running is just hogging
Speaker 6: the stall for the rest of the day.
Speaker 1: Because no nobody knows who I am or what I
Speaker 1: am or what's happening in there.
Speaker 6: So if it's just for selfishness, you don't want to
Speaker 6: get caught just running.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 3: So I'm thinking, what am I going to do?
Speaker 1: What am I going to do? And I don't have anything,
Speaker 1: any kind of tool of any something, you know what
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say?
Speaker 5: What tool?
Speaker 2: One germ? Yeah, pocket knife?
Speaker 1: Before I have nothing spoon, so I wait until I
Speaker 1: hear like the some of the last person go out
Speaker 1: the door, and I run over to the album looking
Speaker 1: for something because at this point I have to do something.
Speaker 6: And you try flushing twice the second time, oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, and third and four then fanthemic. So
Speaker 1: there's like this arrangement of Sometimes they have like arrangements
Speaker 1: of like vases of flowers, fake flowers, and they were
Speaker 1: like the kind that were So I stole one of
Speaker 1: the sticks.
Speaker 2: Jesus dude, I went.
Speaker 3: Back into the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I had to take care of the problem.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull an Eric.
Speaker 6: And run out of mac not even hold on. Instead
Speaker 6: of like actually getting crap all over the store property,
Speaker 6: you should have absolutely just ran.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a thin stick.
Speaker 1: I was gonna throw it away. I'm not gonna put
Speaker 1: it back in the base.
Speaker 2: Oh that's the best.
Speaker 6: Question that I had, no obviously, but at this point
Speaker 6: you have created a bigger issue than just if you left.
Speaker 1: Well, at this point, now I'm back in the stall,
Speaker 1: and there's more people that have come in, so now
Speaker 1: I'm stuck in there again.
Speaker 6: You're there working with the chopstick, plunger.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh my gosh, so I'm in there
Speaker 1: so far about I want to say a half hour.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Hey.
Speaker 6: I wish you just would have run like the rest,
Speaker 6: like a person.
Speaker 1: But Okay, this is gonna sound super like I'm kind
Speaker 1: of a big deal on braggadocious, but like, I can't
Speaker 1: just run every once in a while. I do get
Speaker 1: recognized every one while, not every day.
Speaker 6: I want you to call about getting your press pass
Speaker 6: revoked because your ego has just balloon since you got
Speaker 6: that PRESSA.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, do you know how I'm just saying, sometimes.
Speaker 6: It's been dropping the big deal thing a little more
Speaker 6: off Dason.
Speaker 1: Sometimes people have come up to me and say, oh
Speaker 1: my god, like that person, thank you every once in
Speaker 1: a while, and I think it's super nice and I
Speaker 1: enjoy it and I think it's really cool because that
Speaker 1: doesn't happen very often.
Speaker 6: Okay, if you get noticed at the hobby lobby bathroom, Matthew,
Speaker 6: you've clogged it, I'll give you one hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Think well, if I would have known that it would
Speaker 1: have I would have run, but I did it, so
Speaker 1: I took care of it. Handled, the evidence handled?
Speaker 2: How many how many waxed? Dig take it?
Speaker 3: How many does get done?
Speaker 1: A lot?
Speaker 2: Wait, so let me let me get this clear.
Speaker 6: What you thought might happen, which was so likely that
Speaker 6: you had to use a piece of fake bamboo to
Speaker 6: clear the evidence, is that you decide to run. You
Speaker 6: take two steps out of the stall and someone goes
Speaker 6: Laura Kane. Yeah you, Oh my god, Laura Kane, and
Speaker 6: they pure over your shoulder. They're like, oh my god,
Speaker 6: well you got to run, so you have to leave
Speaker 6: that in that tar.
Speaker 3: We'd have like a little fun conversation.
Speaker 2: Laura, kn't.
Speaker 6: I used to like you. I can't believe, but you
Speaker 6: about to just leave in that bathroom. That's a crime.
Speaker 1: I would have run in the road.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They're a disgusting person, Laura. I used to look up
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: I had to take care of you business.
Speaker 2: You had to you should have run. Wow.
Speaker 1: So then I'm stuck in there again because then there's
Speaker 1: one here, person one person here, and like now I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: So I have to wait another fifteen minutes until everybody's
Speaker 1: cleared out, and then I dealt with it. Like I said,
Speaker 1: the material and uh handled it. I handled it, Okay.
Speaker 2: You came out where they like, our store will be
Speaker 2: closing and fifteen minutes.
Speaker 6: Also, if you were worried about someone recognizing you, isn't
Speaker 6: it far more embarrassing that they see Laura King coming
Speaker 6: out of the stall that's been closed for.
Speaker 2: Like forty five minutes. Just tell me you're with maintenance.
Speaker 2: I have in addition to my day job. I'm maintenance
Speaker 2: at the hobby.
Speaker 5: I have a press pass.
Speaker 2: Yes, exactly, a janitorial work.
Speaker 6: You should have just left them in, like, hey, someone
Speaker 6: clogged the middle.
Speaker 3: Thank god it was, because it would have been times worse.
Speaker 6: Would no one would recognize you could get out of
Speaker 6: there and disappear in the crowd.
Speaker 2: They'd be like, Lois Lane just had a log jam
Speaker 2: back there. Oh my god, that's true. Maybe you should
Speaker 2: just go to the hobby lobby and costume the sky
Speaker 2: dressed as like a rose or something with a big
Speaker 2: hat on. Nobody would recognize you.
Speaker 6: I was unbelieved I was right about this story.
Speaker 2: This is about Laura's bad choices.
Speaker 5: Man I had.
Speaker 2: That was that was actually worse than my TJ Max story.
Speaker 1: Your TG backstory is right up there, but yours is
Speaker 1: I didn't go back in and try and.
Speaker 2: Crack the thing.
Speaker 1: There was water coming out of the toil.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was he ran while it was totally honestly,
Speaker 6: you know what, that was it done though.
Speaker 2: I would done the same thing, all my stuff sitting
Speaker 2: on a shell and called her the second I got
Speaker 2: out of.
Speaker 6: Those is what you should have done. The second after
Speaker 6: it happened. You run out of the store. You go
Speaker 6: up to associate, You go, hey.
Speaker 2: Some ladies like, no, laid a log in.
Speaker 6: There, because then they least can go take care of
Speaker 6: it and the bathroom can be reopened in like ten
Speaker 6: minutes versus the hour that you had to close down for.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they would know it was me.
Speaker 3: They're not going to say the mainess person is gonna go,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, right, ladies.
Speaker 6: Okay, and then they're like they're like, okay, no where
Speaker 6: wait Laura Kane? Yeah you did you just ruin our bathroom?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 3: Come on, just don't want to be that first.
Speaker 2: The only way they know it was if you walked
Speaker 2: up to the associate and said, hey, I'm Laura Kane.
Speaker 2: iHeart Radio. Here's my press pass and my picture. I'm
Speaker 2: not I just laid one out in your bathroom.
Speaker 6: I'm not convinced you wouldn't do that either. They'd be like,
Speaker 6: they'll know who I am, And they're like, how, like, well,
Speaker 6: I show everyone my press pass, all three of them.
Speaker 6: Here's my press pass. I can show you another one
Speaker 6: if you need.
Speaker 2: I do have four of them, Like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: which one are you gonna show them?
Speaker 6: And this is why I'm going to call someone to
Speaker 6: have them take away.
Speaker 2: It's like you should have used your police one, because
Speaker 2: then they could have put the caution on Jesus, this
Speaker 2: is the smallest amount of they could have put the
Speaker 2: content table. Laura could have been the first one there
Speaker 2: to report on it. They're not just allowed to go
Speaker 2: in the caution table with those things. I hope you
Speaker 2: know that.
Speaker 1: No, I I know.
Speaker 6: I can't dist the smallest amount of power I've ever
Speaker 6: seen go to someone's head.
Speaker 1: I just can't believe I've passed the background check or
Speaker 1: whatever they needed to do.
Speaker 6: The background check you went through is just seeing if
Speaker 6: you've committed a crime.
Speaker 2: Before, right right, Well, only only crimes against porcelain. It's
Speaker 2: a war crime in my book.
Speaker 1: Okay, done? I said, I can't believe. I just so
Speaker 1: anybody whoever was ever interested in me, Thank you for that.
Speaker 1: But I understand.
Speaker 2: I get it, Laura. When I tell you that you
Speaker 2: are the ship, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it to thank you for watching, Thank you for listening.
Speaker 1: We'll be back on Thursday. Oh yes, you have to
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 3: When I say you say it's an Eric says they We're.
Speaker 1: Done though already. And thank you for coming.
Speaker 2: Jason. It's always nice.
Speaker 1: Guy's been seeing you at comic Con. And thank you
Speaker 1: for informing us and all this stuff and just being
Speaker 1: like a supporter and a friend to our show for
Speaker 1: so long.
Speaker 3: And it's almost six years. Next month is six years?
Speaker 5: Is it six years?
Speaker 1: Can you believe it's you're like creative? I don't ever
Speaker 1: listen anymore.
Speaker 5: No, I do. Six years and we haven't seen you
Speaker 5: live on on Instagram all the time.
Speaker 1: Oh I know, we always call you out anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, wait, what six years and we just seem to
Speaker 2: be aging.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, thanks to LOOI which Mary.
Speaker 2: Are you looking in the big frosty one, not.
Speaker 1: The filtered one?
Speaker 6: Yeah, the filtered one's just no one a selfie camera
Speaker 6: with us?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: All right? Love your podcast?
Speaker 5: Love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you. I love you too, Jason, I love
Speaker 2: you too. Thank you to I love you too. Elvis.
Speaker 2: Elvis love your podcast.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies. I'm sorry that i'm
Speaker 1: your mom, but weird MoMA makes you cool. Bye.
Speaker 2: Sorry hobby Lobby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, Hoppy Lobby. Oh my god.