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Speaker 3: When your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice,

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Victor Chrysler Dots Jeep Ram. It's Billified, the Bill Moran Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.

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Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread

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the word. We all need the energy of Dougie Fresh.

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Whoo man, guns going you gut it? Be fired up, baby, showtime, Baby,

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this is good. It's good to see Dougie Fresh. Oh

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my goodness, it's been a while. What do you mean

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it's been a while. Three weeks has been yeah? I

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bet three weeks at least we were on a break?

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Is that? What it is? Us? Mean? The only thing

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going right in my life? Life? Why? What's going on?

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What the ladies and the ladies are good. No, I

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got the same luck with ladies. Last night Hooker told

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me she had a headache. I've been busy. I had

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my six Oh. I know, the old golf tournament for

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breast cancers Rochester went great. Biggest doubting I've had now.

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I was doing bowling and doing bowling for ten years.

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COVID hit. I don't want to be insight. So I'm like,

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I had golf. Yeah, and it's growing, growing, growing. We

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had almost a full field, one hundred and forty issues. Okay,

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that's good. That's breakfast. Yeah, instead of lunch, we took

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lunch out of it. Okay, go out and keep golfing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, once you get on hitting those balls, baby, keep

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hitting the ball.

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Speaker 2: Six hundred yellow shots and putting shots. Putting. Have you

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tried my You have not tried my putting shots.

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Speaker 1: This doesn't even sound good, No, Doug, this doesn't even

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sound good. If someone says to me, hey, you want

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a pudding shot, I feel like they're shooting out the

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raft or something.

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Speaker 2: They are delicious. Chocolate, yeah, vanilla, huh? Banana? Oh, banana? Banana? Really?

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And a little extra DUGGI fresh.

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Speaker 1: What I don't want to know the extra Douggi fresh.

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What with your banana? You're talking about your banana and

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you're gonna put your extra everybody my banana?

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Uh I took Oreo cookies in a

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grate and put it on top of it like a desserts.

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It's called fat guy porn, fac guye porn. Putting cookies

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on top. That's actually you grated. You graded an Oreo

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cookie oreos Okay, okay, over top, over a little little touch,

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just a.

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Speaker 1: Little be afraid if I inhale that I may aspirate

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the cookie. And now I'm coughing, and then as it

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comes up, it looks like somebody sneezed.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, this is what would happen to me.

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Like I would have to chocolate pudding. I'd shoot it down,

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I'd get I'd asperate the cookie. Now I comes out

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and it would look like someone shot diarrhea all over. Wonderful,

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thank you. That's a good wake. No, it did not happen,

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nor will it happen. And you're fucked up world, absolutely

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one hundred and nine Raffle prizes. Oh my god. Wow.

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I started buying things in January a couple of things

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a week, and there you go, one hundred and ninety

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Deviled eggs a new record. Okay, all done one day.

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Yeah you sure you're not gay? Yeah? Why because deviled

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eggs you're grating cookies over pudding. Well, this stuff I

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think girls like so once it gets out on your podcast. Yeah,

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you know what knocking the door? Okay, guys, they don't

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like you, right with you? Where's that mystery? No, she

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didn't got a boyfriend. She's got a boyfriend. That girl's

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got a boyfriend. Should we try again? Should we put

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it out there? If you want to go out with

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Dougie fresh a boyfriend, somebody Mark's going to go first again? No,

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and then a big lapse. Well, good for Maillory or

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whatever her name was. Yeah, how'd you like going doug O? Great?

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I couldn't even get a date with a on a

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podcast with somebody so well supposed to be set up.

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I I I understand I didn't and that and I'm

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sorry about that. Oh that's fine.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you really care. No personally, but I

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don't know. I just uh, but I we could we

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could find somebody.

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Speaker 2: Now, we can find somebody. Well, I mean I think

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that not fine. Have an a frame outside.

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Speaker 1: Anybody walt kissing booths both? Yeah, I remember the old

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kissing booth. I now, can you still do those after COVID?

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Speaker 2: Like, is there a protocol?

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Speaker 1: Because if you saw a kissing booth, yeah, right, and

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you go, well, of course it depends who's in the booth.

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Speaker 2: That's true too. I'm not gonna make much, but do

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you remember how they used to have kissing They used

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to have them, Yeah, And I always found it kind

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of creepy because it's almost like an oral gang bang,

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you know what I mean. I don't think you're French kissing.

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It's a lot, it's a lot of you know, it's

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a lot of lips up there. You know what I'm saying.

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You gotta keep those lips fresh and ready to go,

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ready to go. I haven't seen it. That's like an

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old school thing. That's so funny. I haven't thought of

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that forever. You know what, Well, I'll tell you where

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we had charity. Charity. We didn't have a kissing booth.

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But this girl named Alicia. I hit her as a

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helper on the fourth hole of her friend Laurie, who

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helped me last year and she's a messuse. And I

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said bring your chair, yeah, and that works, and she goes,

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I'll bring it in the car. But I don't think

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it's gonna go over. There was a backup on whole four. Yeah,

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we have a backup on whole four. What about whole two? Full?

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She gave out all her business? What would whole four be?

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Oh further, it's a part three. Yeah, so she gave massages. Yeah,

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just like guy. Yeah, maybe a thirty second minute side.

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I think you bring I think you bring the kissing booth.

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I've thought about that with with one year old. Attractive

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women with one year old? Well, kiss the baby? Remember

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it was a politicians You walk around kiss a baby?

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Who the fuck is giving you a kid to let

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him kiss? In today's stage? Hey? Can I borrow you after?

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Well obviously the parents would be there, just so cute.

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Why don't you come to Why don't you come to bowling?

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With ref five dollars a kiss? We will give you.

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You got a really creepy guy. Uh he's in a

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pink shirt with bows on it. Cann't you just that? Balls?

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He's the ribbons. I'm sorry, breast cancer ribbons. Oh I

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got it? Why don't you shave I like this? No,

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you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, Well you

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don't like it. It looks like you're a bum. I

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don't look like a peat shirt. And why it was

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cold out it was I'm wearing a shirt. I understand

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what you're wearing, but you also have lots of layers

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beneath that. He you know what I'm saying. Call me fat? Well,

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not really sort of. I got trouble the coworker. Why

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what did you do? Oh well, I work. Well, he's

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overweight like I am, okay, And I was walking behind

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him and somebody's asking about his weight and he's I

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think he's fifty seven okay, and he goes, yeah, I'm

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hoping to lose sixty pounds by the time I'm sixty

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and I could help. But and he turns around and

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goes he had fired his eyes. Why don't you shut

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the funk up? Why do you always have to say

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something like that's funny? So later I said, you know,

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are people really sensitive like that? Like some are, but

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we don't do anything about it. I came overweight, I

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obviously know that, but I'm not doing anything about it

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right now. So yeah, jokes are made then yeah, no,

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But okay, So like in my I'm finding I often

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question myself. Yeah, like I'll go at my normal because

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there's very little that bothers me. That's just the kind

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of person you are, is it. Yeah, there's I.

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Speaker 1: Mean, there's very little that really bothers me. Now, I

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will tell you that before this episode, before we started

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taping this, I did have a conversation with somebody, uh

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over just some things, just to get a little clarity

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on something. But even there, I'm not looking to I

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just want to know where I stand. I guess more

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or less, and that that's it. But outside of that,

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I don't why. And then I go, is there something

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fucking wrong with me? Because I'll see people get worked

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up about shit and I did, but I don't.

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Speaker 2: I just go, eh, yeah, it was just some of

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the things that get worked up about some Well, and

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you should we should, right, we should be. All that

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means is you give a ship. Yeah, right, and that's

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important and we need to give a ship about things. Well,

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sometimes people have so much above them give a ship. No,

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We'll go ahead. I mean you have your son, yes, department, Yes, Bill,

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If I keep it they going, yes, And You're like,

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these are my important things and then this all right,

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Well I'll get to that. I guess. Yeah, I got

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to take care of these three four five things. First. Yeah,

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I've had a I think James and I have had

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a we've been on a break, Jameson and I. Yeah,

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but he's down in New York City. He went. I

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think today they're going to a Mets New York City

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with his brother. Yeah, yeah, down there. He's been down there.

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Speaker 1: He was a couple of days in Alabama and then

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he flew up to New York City's probably be there

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a total of five five days. Yeah, and my older

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son has every days an itinerary. They went to see, uh,

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the building my father grew up in in Brooklyn, and

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they have a picture of uh Jameson sitting on the step,

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and I go, that's probably where he sat at one point.

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They went to the Bronx to see where my mother

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grew up, and Uh, Jackson's got a hyper sense of family.

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Speaker 2: I have.

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Speaker 1: My dad has cousins that lived down there. They all

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got together for dinner and then my cousin has season

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tickets to the Mets.

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Speaker 2: He goes, I can't go to the game. Fellas. Here's

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two tickets and it's like three rows behind home plate.

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It's midfield. Yeah, so obviously yeah yeah, cityfield yield.

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Speaker 1: Yeah and so yeah they're so they're going there today

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and uh, I think they've been loving it. But it's

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been nice for me because I've had a bit of

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a break. But all I've done, Doug, honest to god,

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no bullshit.

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Speaker 2: I know it sounds like because I've had people go,

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you're going out, you gonta have your kid? I go, no,

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I'm working. I'm working. I gotta get shit set up.

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And I always go ahead. I know.

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Speaker 1: I just think a lot of times we don't I

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don't prioritize things right.

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Speaker 2: And I'm looking to.

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Speaker 1: Expand and we're trying to bring more people in for're

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behind the scenes stuff, and it's just been well.

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I understand. Because with the golf, yeah,

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nobody cares what a cock sucktor? You love it? I

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love it. See that's the dog I want, that's the

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dog I missed, Hey cock? So what what about the golf?

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So I'm making jellow shots, I'm making appetisers, deviled eggs. Yeah,

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getting everybody set up with this give the raffle prizes,

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raffle tickets. Did Dave go you're down? He didn't go. Okay,

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so we'll get to that in a minute. That's everything,

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no problem. So and I was dog sitting, so I

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got all this going, get the money, this that, and

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it's a huge day, one hundred and fifty people. And

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then the next day it's like you're going eighty mile

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an hour. We're drinking all day. I couldn't even catch

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a buzz because you're concentrating in this right. And then

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it's like you're going eighty miles an hour. And then

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Tuesday somebody slams on the brakesvent's over. Well you're still

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going eighty miles an hour. So slept in, cleaning up

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and uh, everything that I was doing day after day

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get ready. Well, now I got nothing to do, you

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know what I mean. You're doing all these things. It's

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like you want to clean the kitchen, your your room,

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Jamis's room. It's all done. You're like, now you're kind

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of looking so you gotta no not decompress a little bit.

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Fucking on the couch, buddy, I'm on the couch. Do

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you want to know how weird I am? But so

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so now you just but it's still being productive a

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little bit, give yourself a brain. Well I'm trying to. Yeah, Tuesday,

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I couldn't sit still. Wednesday I didn't.

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and it'll be gone most of this week in as well.

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So he's been down for over a week.

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Speaker 2: And I was I probably went out Saturday night and

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did something I don't know, drank oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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because Friday was Friday.

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and then Saturday was music fest and I took my

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son both nights. I'm home by nine thirty, ubered, thank

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you Uber, But I did not. Yeah, so I didn't

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not a whole lot of anything. So Sunday, man, I

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am this is I want you to picture this in

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your mind right now, Okay, pictures.

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Speaker 2: You on the couch with the big bag of Cheetos. No,

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I did not have the cheetos. I had Cheetos, did you. Yeah?

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Last week I almost took a picture of sent you.

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I wish she did. So I get up at one

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o'clock in the afternoon Sunday place. It's nice and dark.

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Speaker 1: I have a fucking fridgid cold in my underwear. Stumble

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out to the kitchen, make some coffee. It's one o'clock.

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Get on the couch, wrap up in a blanket. But

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when I wrap up in a blanket, I put it

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over my head. Yes, so I look like mother Teresa.

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I'm wrapped up in my underwear. Classical music and I'm

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reading a book. That's how fucking weird I am.

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Speaker 2: And you asked me if people think I'm gay? What

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classical music in a book? Yeah, that makes you gay?

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All right? All of a sudden, ding dong, I ain't

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answering that door. I am not answering. No one's here,

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No one's here, ding dong. I go and I peak out.

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I'm not answering it. I'm not doing it. Was it

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some kids selling a figure? Now that kid think I

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was out of town. That guy I got. That's freaking crazy. Well,

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I'm glad things went we old with that. I think

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that's it's amazing. So we had the tournament and then

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we went to a Lachlan's sponsors and we drank more

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than my neighbor Kristen, who's a helpers next to dad

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picked Dad up, and then he came over and oh, okay,

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I thought I saw a picture of your dad picture. Yeah,

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and then of course he must love that. Well, he

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must Saturday, and and uh, I wasn't gonna have him

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right around the cart because the carts are just bouncing

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so much. Yeah, but I mean, like I said, come on,

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I'll say ihad everybody, And he didn't. I don't know.

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I think he came there later and then everybody's where

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are you? Where were you today?

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Speaker 1: And yeah, but it kind of felt bad. I think

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he likes I think your dad. I think he likes

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looking at the young ladies. You think that a little bit,

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not in a bad way, just have young.

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Speaker 2: Ladies for him.

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Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying. I do called old

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man eyes. Yes, that's what it is, old man eyes.

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He'll come out next year, you know, old man eyes.

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Speaker 2: I used to I.

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Speaker 1: I sometimes I think people's standards. You have to lower

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your standards as you get older.

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Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. I don't know. I'm

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sure anybody who talks to me, I go, oh, they

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must have really lowered their standards and talking to me.

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I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's happening. Uh, what else is going

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on in your in your world?

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Speaker 2: Now? Now you got the Now it's bowling in a

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month and a half, trying to do that. I got

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four weddings coming up, four weddings in a funeral. Ladies

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and gentleman, this time when you please rise, my honor

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to introduce for the very first time, you know them,

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you love them, you can't get enough of them. Put

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your hands together. Let me hear the love out there

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for mister and missus Bill and Karen Mora. Whoa, whoa,

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it's a different Bill, I know for real. Yeah, this

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is real, guys know. Oh Jesus Christ just scared the

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ship out of me. I'm like, wait, what I heard?

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By the way that Karen, I mean, I like my

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strangter got tight. It's always a Karen too. I don't

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know where I.

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Speaker 1: Pulled that one from. Yeah, there's just so many things happen,

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so many things. I have a apologize.

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Speaker 2: You want. Last time I saw you, I think was

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a bt B. Oh yeah yeah. And I don't think

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we did anything after that, No, yeah, no we did not.

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So that was end of July. Yeah, it was oh god, no,

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fuck man, we haven't done that. I have to look

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at my Do you feel neglected, Doug? Do you feel neglected?

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I feel Do you feel like I've put you to

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the outside outside? It's amazing what you can get used to.

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That sounds. That is what that If a woman says

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that line to you, right if he If a woman

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drops that line on you, that's crush. That's like where

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you just go, fuck you better step up your game

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where it's over. Dick knows that's exactly how it would be.

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Did you see all the pictures? Yeah? I did. Yeah,

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So this picture is a I don't know if anybody remembers.

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Uh it was a Mick Ultra cooler and my friend

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founded it, Uh Goodwill and she goes, hey, golf things

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coming up? You want this? I'm like absolutely So. So

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I have a carpet. I have a few construction friends

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and very handy. So I don't know how to drill

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through plastic or what kind of bit to use. So

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I call my friend Mike, and Mike Bailey, who listens

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to this podcast, you know what, use there's any bit

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I'll go through? Really well. I didn't know that, so

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I didn't want to ruin it. Where's your iPad that's

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at home? Okay, you want to be sure everything's working.

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So I called Mike. I got back. I called Mike

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the week before and uh, I go, hey, can you

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come over. I just want to make sure I do

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this right now? Fucking up? And he goes, ah, we

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got plenty of time. He goes, You're your tournaments in

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two weeks, right, go it's monday. You're playing in it?

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Because I am. Are you sure it's monday? Echo? Yeah,

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I'm pretty sure with one hundred ninety devil eggs in

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my fridge. Yeah. So he came over. It came out great.

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Everybody loved it. It's very nice. Yeah, good for you.

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Speaker 1: Let me see if we can find out this is

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you know, this is like you're like the annoying coworker

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with the pictures of their kids.

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Speaker 2: Oh let me see, boy, this has been a see

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where I'm on my on August fifteenth, No bill, yeah,

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jello shots. Oh wait a minute, August ninth. Okay, see,

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I told you it wasn't fucking three weeks. I don't

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think that's three weeks. I don't think.

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Speaker 1: So.

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Speaker 2: Well, let's take a look at what the Mayans called

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a calendar. Okay, the ninth, one two, this is twenty

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one days, three weeks. Oh my god, yeah, this is

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twenty one days. So you really you I heard you.

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Then now I hurt your feelings. Bill, just it's you know,

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the first few times was fine, and then you just

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kind of it's like driving in the city. There's always

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speed bumps. You just get used to it. Sure the

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car falls apart, and you know it hurts things and

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things are falling off. But I know that I know

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that straightaway is coming. All right. Well, no, it was

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a great event where we've already got a booked next

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year for August twenty fourth. All right, and when we

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come back, I'll tell you I have a little bit

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of comedy, do you do? Yeah? Oh this is exciting

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a little bit. Oh no, I like this.

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Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, all right, we will We'll take a moment.

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I've been doing them where we've just been going straight through.

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Speaker 2: But we'll take a moment. No, no, no, no, we're

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gonna take a moment, Doug, We're gonna take a moment. Okay,

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be right back. All right.

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real pain. But Connors and.

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Speaker 1: Ferris are here to fight for you and get you

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on the job, slipped when you should have gripped, or

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your boss thinks overtime means free labor.

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Speaker 2: Spoiler, it doesn't.

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week i got a. NEW job i started my. FIRST

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nothing POLITICALIZED so i don't have any political or anything.

460
00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:03,640
Like that so she's going on VACATION and, i said

461
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,200
when you, come back why don't you come over my

462
00:26:06,279 --> 00:26:08,920
HOUSE and i will perform my set. For, you now this.

463
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:10,440
Is ballsy this.

464
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:14,400
Speaker 1: Is ballsy i'm gonna tell, You, THIS okay i THINK

465
00:26:14,880 --> 00:26:20,119
because i know back in like the comedy boom of

466
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,240
the eighties into the nineties, and STUFF and i know

467
00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:28,759
people who they had to go in the room with the,

468
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,319
club owner yes and perform, their set and it's like

469
00:26:33,519 --> 00:26:36,839
it's so fucking hard because they're like, looking around and

470
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:42,400
it's very uncomfortable when, you're performing like aircheck sessions back,

471
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,920
in radio you have to sit with the program director

472
00:26:45,119 --> 00:26:47,799
and you would tape yourself on the radio and they

473
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,079
would play it back and the only time it taped

474
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,079
was when the, microphone opened so you only had your voice,

475
00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:55,079
on there and they would critique what, you said what,

476
00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:58,640
you did what you, didn't do and. It's UNCOMFORTABLE so

477
00:26:58,720 --> 00:27:01,920
i think this, is ballsy but smart, thank you, but

478
00:27:02,079 --> 00:27:04,680
smart and she's gonna bring two. Co, workers okay so,

479
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:07,200
come over make you. SOME drinks, i said then this

480
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:07,640
will be good.

481
00:27:07,680 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 2: For me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,

482
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,400
wait wait there's one way you can seal, this. Deal buddy?

483
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:15,160
What's it? You know have sex? With? Health Three oh,

484
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,480
jesus dog why is your mind always in? The? Gutter

485
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:26,799
REALLY maybe i should start going? To? Church, yeah no

486
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,119
do you go? TO church, I know I know i

487
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:31,799
do not go. To church or do YOU think i go?

488
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,839
To church i'll tell you this joke. OFF AIR i

489
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,640
i think that you know. The way it's? Not sex

490
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:43,039
what else is? Devil? Eggs yes, oh yes? Deviled. Eggs

491
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:45,640
BUDDY so i said this will be good. FOR me

492
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,680
i haven't done it set in. A while Oh and

493
00:27:48,519 --> 00:27:51,599
i'll put my set Together and i'll be prepared for

494
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:56,119
you to do forty. Five minutes so just give me

495
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,200
a little fire under my ass to get back. Into

496
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,200
it so, to say what about the corporate of? Event

497
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,880
though so, SHE said i don't know about, that joke

498
00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:09,039
the the? Yeah, JOKE yeah, i said that's probably one

499
00:28:09,079 --> 00:28:12,079
of my. Edgier ones asier ONES and i talked about dating,

500
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:15,079
old WOMEN and, I says i just can't guarantee it's

501
00:28:15,079 --> 00:28:17,480
going to BE all PG and, I go i'm not

502
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,480
going to embarrass myself nor you if you have four

503
00:28:20,559 --> 00:28:23,400
or five coworkers, GOING yeah i don't, like this or

504
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,960
walk out or then talk to me and be like yeah.

505
00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,799
This uhya lisa brought this. GUY in i was, very

506
00:28:28,839 --> 00:28:30,960
OFFENDED and i don't know what she, Was, thinking, Well

507
00:28:31,079 --> 00:28:33,759
yeah i'm not gonna. DO that. I did i haven't

508
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,960
done comedy. IN years i used to do. A lot

509
00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:40,839
they iron. A smoke, oh no it was finger legs when. You, bombed,

510
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:45,440
Yeah yeah AND so i went THIS was i went out.

511
00:28:45,519 --> 00:28:47,839
To Do Here's. Bill Moran. THANKS bill i mean that's

512
00:28:47,839 --> 00:28:49,960
about as short as your. Set was the uh.

513
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:56,039
Speaker 1: THERE was i did some Gig Out spencer, port somewhere

514
00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,599
and so they had served and then, they said, all right,

515
00:29:02,200 --> 00:29:05,519
uh well chaplain's gonna come up and say. A prayer

516
00:29:06,519 --> 00:29:09,160
so he does some blessing or something, like that and

517
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:15,079
then it's ME and i PROBABLY got i mean it, was,

518
00:29:15,839 --> 00:29:18,599
dirty dirty to the point where there was one table

519
00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,480
the place Is fucking they're falling out of.

520
00:29:20,519 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 2: Their chair there's one table that is. Not laughing it is.

521
00:29:24,319 --> 00:29:26,880
So UPTIGHT and i, was like and the guy came up,

522
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:29,960
to me. Screw them but they were so up there

523
00:29:30,039 --> 00:29:32,359
was where the priest was sitting like that whole table

524
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,799
did NOT even, i mean they.

525
00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 1: Were, like stoic, you know you know the picture of

526
00:29:37,279 --> 00:29:39,640
the farmer and, his, wife yes standing that that was

527
00:29:39,720 --> 00:29:43,759
their faces the. Entire TIME and i, SAID that i

528
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:44,960
pointed it out.

529
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 2: Goes this, oh god it had to be close to twenty. Years, ago,

530
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:55,119
yeah yeah when you're a. YOUNG environment i had it, all,

531
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:58,240
GOING baby i had a couple. Of sketches i'm gonna.

532
00:29:58,319 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 1: Rack this i'm trying. TO remember i DON'T think i was.

533
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:04,960
EVEN married i might have been like, twenty six twenty seven.

534
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:07,000
Speaker 2: Years old now were you writing your own stuff when

535
00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:10,599
you were? On stage and did you fly, by anybody

536
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,599
like not a writing group, or anything or you, ask friends,

537
00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:14,319
you know what do you think about this joke just went?

538
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,680
Up there if it just went, up there if it

539
00:30:15,759 --> 00:30:17,599
were never in a comedy club or anything, like that

540
00:30:18,359 --> 00:30:22,160
what do you mean to until warm up for a show? Like, that,

541
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:24,680
YEAH no. I didn't did you ever introduce at a

542
00:30:24,720 --> 00:30:27,400
comedy Club? Back? Yuk, yeah yeah Anything Not yuk yuck's

543
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,920
or whatever they were no. COMICS cafe i did a

544
00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:32,039
LOT of mc, Worked, there okay a ton of it all.

545
00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,839
THE time i was there. A lot as a matter.

546
00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,920
Of fact did you have your? Same routine you MUST have.

547
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:41,839
I did i did more planing off the.

548
00:30:41,960 --> 00:30:45,519
Speaker 1: Crowd, stuff yeah AND then i would write THINGS so

549
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:47,200
i would work them in and if, they worked.

550
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:49,119
Speaker 2: They worked if, they didn't but you had some time.

551
00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,160
IN there i THINK once i got drunk and did,

552
00:30:54,400 --> 00:30:58,880
seventeen minutes which is really bad FOR the mc in

553
00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:04,319
Front Of. Bobby Slayton, M oh bobby was under, the weather. Didn't,

554
00:31:04,319 --> 00:31:07,720
care yeah and then There was i'm trying to think

555
00:31:07,759 --> 00:31:13,720
there was another time where there was. A bunch i'm

556
00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:14,400
trying there Was.

557
00:31:14,559 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: U Oh, kevin meanie The Late kevin meanie was working

558
00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:21,519
on a special and so he would come Up every

559
00:31:21,759 --> 00:31:25,960
Tuesday to rochester and he would work is Set Out

560
00:31:26,079 --> 00:31:28,960
Tuesday wednesday thursday at the club or LIKE maybe i

561
00:31:29,039 --> 00:31:31,279
think It Was. Tuesday wednesday there was three nights he

562
00:31:31,319 --> 00:31:34,240
would DO and i opened for him for all. Those,

563
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:38,319
cool yeah there was one time it got really, uncomfortable

564
00:31:38,319 --> 00:31:42,119
though because some chick is and there were, small crowds

565
00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,240
right because it's a weak night and he's just working

566
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,559
new material and getting ready to do a stand. Up

567
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:52,400
special and this lady's on her phone and she's like

568
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:56,319
talking To, the, yeah yeah. Of course it was, just

569
00:31:56,480 --> 00:31:58,640
like what do you think we're going back to?

570
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 2: The, thousand, okay yeah. Two thousands there's probably like two

571
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:04,799
thousand four.

572
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,599
Speaker 1: Or, five, yeah okay yeah we had. Two thousand ye they. Had,

573
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,519
phones okay what do you think? WE'RE doing i, Don't, Remember.

574
00:32:11,319 --> 00:32:14,799
Speaker 2: Hey mabel can you connect Me? To doug? Keep going

575
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:19,920
you connect Me To dave films because you have cell.

576
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,000
PHONES along i don't. Remember.

577
00:32:21,359 --> 00:32:25,160
Speaker 1: Exactly yes so this lady starts talking on her PHONE

578
00:32:25,279 --> 00:32:28,240
and i, said something and then she goes hanging ON and,

579
00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:30,920
i go and then she. Turned around she starts fucking yelling.

580
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:33,039
At ME because, I go, I go, I'll wait i'll

581
00:32:33,079 --> 00:32:34,759
wait till. You're done THAT'S what. I said i was

582
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:36,680
doing it just TO be I thought i said it

583
00:32:36,759 --> 00:32:39,880
in a. Funny way she's fucking yelling. AT me i

584
00:32:40,039 --> 00:32:42,920
got my kids out of, the BAR and i, was LIKE.

585
00:32:44,839 --> 00:32:48,079
Speaker 2: So I think i fired. Something back now her husband's yelling.

586
00:32:48,119 --> 00:32:50,400
At me it was. Fucking horrible it. Was horrible it.

587
00:32:50,519 --> 00:32:53,279
WAS horrible i, was like it's just a. Comedy club

588
00:32:53,319 --> 00:32:56,680
can we have a fucking? Joke, Please yeah so, you

589
00:32:56,799 --> 00:33:00,400
know it's just. FUN cool i like it. WHEN thing

590
00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:05,400
i love when. SHIT bombs i know. THAT'S terrible i.

591
00:33:05,599 --> 00:33:09,799
LOVE it i, love IT and i love it when.

592
00:33:09,839 --> 00:33:10,240
It's me.

593
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 1: I'm, that serious like in, a club in a, comedy

594
00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,559
club because people are there to laugh when you're doing these.

595
00:33:17,599 --> 00:33:20,519
Other shows but if you have a nice crowd of

596
00:33:20,559 --> 00:33:23,160
the comedy club and all of, a sudden it's just

597
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:27,160
as quiet and or they're like and there's nothing.

598
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,880
Speaker 2: Really happening you can hear the clink of the plates.

599
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,240
And stuff there are TIMES where i will just STOP

600
00:33:32,559 --> 00:33:36,440
and i would just just take that moment in, right

601
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:40,079
there just, That. Moment doug it. Was amazing it was

602
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:41,400
so cool because.

603
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,559
Speaker 1: And THAT'S what i always loved about comedy was, you

604
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:46,599
know you're in, a BAND and i, WOULD say i

605
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:48,559
would say this all the time when you did the.

606
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:52,160
FUNNIEST person i would, always go these people that are

607
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:56,240
coming to the stage are really putting themselves out there because.

608
00:33:56,599 --> 00:33:59,519
There's nobody if you fuck up in, a band somebody

609
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,880
can cover her. For, you right you get the, wrong

610
00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:04,039
chord somebody can. Do it the drum guy can go a,

611
00:34:04,079 --> 00:34:06,920
little louder, You know keith get.

612
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:11,599
Speaker 2: It back but there's not. There's nothing, it's you your

613
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:14,599
words and. A microphone. That's it. To me it's the most.

614
00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:18,440
Ballsy PERFORM did i tell you about the girl in? The,

615
00:34:18,519 --> 00:34:22,599
comedy yes she made it to. The finals good and

616
00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:26,639
she didn't she didn't place. Top three it was fun

617
00:34:26,679 --> 00:34:28,320
to work out of. Some comedy what a great what

618
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,920
great experience for, her.

619
00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,679
Speaker 1: TOO though i mean, that's great. That's fantastic that's exactly what. You,

620
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:37,960
want YEAH but i would keep pushing for more corporate stuff.

621
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:44,800
Speaker 2: From you well, know yeah bring a lot of energy, To. It,

622
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,599
doug yeah. You do THAT'S what.

623
00:34:47,639 --> 00:34:50,280
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a that's what. You want somebody

624
00:34:50,320 --> 00:34:53,039
that's gonna, you know you can they can feed.

625
00:34:53,119 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 2: OFF you i think. That's, awesome.

626
00:34:55,000 --> 00:35:01,559
Speaker 1: Thanks awesome doug just showed ME a ai Uh an ai. Bought,

627
00:35:01,760 --> 00:35:07,119
robot yes so here's there's a. Great dow there's a

628
00:35:07,199 --> 00:35:10,320
guessing as a. Sex dow there's a really interesting story

629
00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:14,480
right now and it's very. Very strange did you.

630
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:19,079
Speaker 2: SEE the ai cartoon? Of? Me no my. Buddy, didn't

631
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:26,400
no let's SEE. The ai oh that's funny in The,

632
00:35:26,679 --> 00:35:29,880
fresh yeah. Golf, tournament oh. That's awesome it's it's thinner.

633
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,719
Than me put it. Up there. That's awesome the it's

634
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,800
just it's this is a very.

635
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: Strange, Story, apparently uh An ex yahoo executive.

636
00:35:44,599 --> 00:35:47,599
Speaker 2: Murdered, its mother who is.

637
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,639
Speaker 1: Eighty three but if you looked, at her she certainly

638
00:35:49,920 --> 00:35:53,079
had plastic surgery done because she doesn't look close to.

639
00:35:53,159 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: Eighty, three uh but but really good, plastic surgery you.

640
00:35:57,559 --> 00:36:00,119
Know everything she.

641
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,599
Speaker 1: Just looks if you, saw her you would go maybe, sixty,

642
00:36:02,639 --> 00:36:07,880
five right a good twenty. Years younger this, guy murderer

643
00:36:09,079 --> 00:36:14,199
the son his, own mother and he's was fifty is? Fifty,

644
00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:17,800
seven NO he i think he committed. Committed suicide they're

645
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,519
finding that he would go ON. Chat gpt and this

646
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:25,519
is the fucked up part of the THING that i didn't.

647
00:36:25,519 --> 00:36:28,639
EVEN know i USED chat gpt from time to time

648
00:36:28,679 --> 00:36:32,800
as an, idea, starter something turn a, phrase better something.

649
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,199
Speaker 2: Like that not. This guy and there are people that'll,

650
00:36:37,239 --> 00:36:38,920
tell you why pay, For therapy.

651
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: Go TO, chat gpt ask it for steps to, go

652
00:36:43,039 --> 00:36:46,679
through and there's prompts and it probably gives you. Sound

653
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:51,280
advice it's coming from articles that are written right. About,

654
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:56,840
whatever okay this motherfucker his name Is Stein. Eric, solberg

655
00:36:57,559 --> 00:36:59,679
now the Only STEIN eric i knew was the The.

656
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:02,800
LIMP skier i don't know if you Remember stein Erickson.

657
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:05,480
Stein erickson and so if you go ever Get To, Deer,

658
00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:08,719
valley utah there's The Stein erickson. Lodge, there OKAY and

659
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:11,320
I met i think stein Lived In, park.

660
00:37:11,159 --> 00:37:14,360
Speaker 2: CITY and i don't KNOW if I think i, met

661
00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:14,679
HIM but i.

662
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:20,519
Speaker 1: Don't Remember h so he NICKNAMED his AI Chat, gpt

663
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:26,719
bobby and he would have these Conversations with bobby about

664
00:37:26,920 --> 00:37:30,199
things like but he had like schizophreny.

665
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 2: Or something so he's putting the prompts in and it's,

666
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:40,239
coming back like fueling his paranoia like.

667
00:37:40,400 --> 00:37:44,360
Speaker 1: His mother in, one exchange he claimed his mother and

668
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:47,199
her friend were trying to poison him by putting psychedelic

669
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,280
drugs in his car's. Air vents he types that INTO, Chat, Gpt,

670
00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:54,920
HEY bobby i think my mother is trying to give

671
00:37:55,519 --> 00:38:00,519
and the, Chatbot, Replied eric you're. Not crazy and if

672
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:02,400
it was done by your mother and, her friend that

673
00:38:02,559 --> 00:38:06,159
elevates the complexity And, betrayal wow do you See what?

674
00:38:06,199 --> 00:38:09,400
Speaker 2: I'm, Saying LIKE and i just think THAT, CHAT gpt

675
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,119
i don't know that it's so people are actually at

676
00:38:12,199 --> 00:38:16,119
least this guy is listening. To it all kinds of fucked.

677
00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:18,159
Speaker 1: Up SHIT then i see at the end of this

678
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:23,599
article there's a couple that are are suing UH chat

679
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:29,440
gpt because well they're, uh yeah during a twenty nineteen. Suicide,

680
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:33,599
attempt no this is. SOMETHING else i think it was

681
00:38:33,639 --> 00:38:39,559
a kid who committed suicide, and yeah let's see she was,

682
00:38:39,639 --> 00:38:44,440
a fearless brave. And accomplished, SOMEBODY said i don't, know

683
00:38:44,519 --> 00:38:48,719
anyway these parents are suing because their kid went on

684
00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:54,840
there and found ways to commit suicide or asked. ABOUT

685
00:38:54,880 --> 00:38:58,559
suicide i. Don't know but it's searching the web to

686
00:38:58,639 --> 00:39:01,880
give you. Inform information but this is the fucking.

687
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: Scary part so these people don't have friends to, talk

688
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,360
to so they're gonna go on chant IPA. Or ai

689
00:39:07,519 --> 00:39:08,000
and this is my.

690
00:39:08,119 --> 00:39:10,519
Speaker 1: New, friend well all of, a sudden all of, A sudden.

691
00:39:10,599 --> 00:39:14,079
I'M paranoid i can't. Trust anybody WHO can? I? TRUST right,

692
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,639
i mean LET'S say i have a, Mental illness WHO can?

693
00:39:16,719 --> 00:39:19,760
I TRUST so i go TO chat gpt that becomes.

694
00:39:19,840 --> 00:39:22,199
My friend i've trained this thing to talk, to me

695
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,320
and now all of a sudden it's giving me someff and,

696
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:24,679
it's like.

697
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: Holy fuck you know the old like Chatpte, Is. Betty

698
00:39:29,119 --> 00:39:32,119
betty bill hasn't had me out for twenty. One days

699
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:39,760
he has obvious issues and you shouldn't put a banana

700
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:41,559
in his. Mud whistle oh, great.

701
00:39:41,599 --> 00:39:44,639
Speaker 1: Idea buddy this guy's ex wife got a restraining order

702
00:39:44,719 --> 00:39:50,840
banning him from drinking before visiting. Their kids amazing disparaging

703
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:54,480
remarks about. The family when did when did it all?

704
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:58,079
Speaker 2: Go? Wrong bill? The eighties For, The, Eightieskay no i'm

705
00:39:58,079 --> 00:40:00,079
gonna tell you when it all? Went, WRONG okay i

706
00:40:00,119 --> 00:40:03,480
mean you had one, Family income, DAD work i took

707
00:40:03,519 --> 00:40:06,760
care of. The, KIDS well i grew up in, the

708
00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:11,559
EIGHTIES and, i, think uh my. MOM worked i think

709
00:40:11,599 --> 00:40:13,719
we had a better life because.

710
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 3: Of that.

711
00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 2: MY mom i always thought it. Was great she had a.

712
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,639
Master's degree, YOU know i. Get that but there was.

713
00:40:19,679 --> 00:40:23,119
More trusting you, played outside lights went on little, by

714
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:26,000
little just kind of got, it's, Worse, Right yeah and.

715
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,239
It's this it's. The phone it's the phone of the

716
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:33,599
people in. The world the phone isn't. Doing, anything no,

717
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:36,079
but no you can get on there and see anything

718
00:40:36,159 --> 00:40:38,360
anything right. And THAT and i. JUST saw i don't

719
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:41,239
think you're experiencing. The world you're experiencing on. A screen

720
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,280
you're not out there. Doing right, my friend. My, Girlfriend

721
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:50,800
uh i'll get you a big shovel. From home. Deep

722
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,320
focus you just love digging yourself a bigger hole. Every

723
00:40:53,320 --> 00:40:55,760
NOW and i. DON'T know i, just, said well this

724
00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:58,440
this lovely human being that's. Spends time what?

725
00:40:58,559 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 3: IS she?

726
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:02,639
Speaker 2: I am i. Gotta fuck she's my, parole officers, my girlfriend.

727
00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:05,480
My girlfriend she's not, my FANS but i. LIKE her

728
00:41:05,559 --> 00:41:07,440
i know her. LAST name i wrote her. A letter

729
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:10,079
we go. TO dinner i let her pick the RESTAURANT and.

730
00:41:10,199 --> 00:41:12,719
I pay sometimes, she pays but not all. The time but.

731
00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:16,760
We smile, all right? All right what? Is that you

732
00:41:17,159 --> 00:41:19,519
came a? Picture here there's a, girl here it's. A,

733
00:41:19,559 --> 00:41:23,280
girlfriend okay are you letting her name out of? The? Public,

734
00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:29,039
NO oh i don't SEE why. I could I suppose.

735
00:41:29,400 --> 00:41:32,239
I don't i don't like to make people uncomfortable. Or,

736
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:38,599
anything no not, at, All, Right dad dad says high by, The,

737
00:41:38,639 --> 00:41:44,280
way no don't. Say it don't don't say. Your name

738
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:48,519
it should be some, private yeah a. Little bit let's Call. Her, Abby,

739
00:41:49,239 --> 00:41:51,880
no no you Don't Like, abby no because she's gonna

740
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,440
make you think. Of, abbots NO like i need another

741
00:41:55,519 --> 00:41:56,800
reason to think, of, habbits right?

742
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: All right so she sent me this thing of somebody

743
00:42:00,159 --> 00:42:04,440
talking about the phone and what it's doing to kids

744
00:42:05,199 --> 00:42:05,840
and why it's so.

745
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:06,840
Speaker 2: Important to take the.

746
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: Phone AWAY and i know it sounds funny and people

747
00:42:12,079 --> 00:42:15,000
will laugh, at this but Even, in australia they're starting

748
00:42:15,079 --> 00:42:19,599
to do nature deficit disorders what. They're calling it, sounds

749
00:42:19,679 --> 00:42:22,960
crazy but when you take a walk, in nature you.

750
00:42:23,159 --> 00:42:27,039
Speaker 2: Feel better you just. Get outside put this. Thing away i've.

751
00:42:27,079 --> 00:42:29,440
Speaker 1: Been taken i've been walking like every, Other day i'll

752
00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:32,079
go to the gym or WALK and i don't listen to.

753
00:42:32,159 --> 00:42:35,320
Speaker 2: Anything anymore, no, music, no, nothing. Nothing no and. It's

754
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,760
great you think shit out. Your mind.

755
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:41,480
Speaker 1: Just YEAH and i think that that's a. MISSING element

756
00:42:41,559 --> 00:42:44,199
i think that WE'RE so i think our attention span has.

757
00:42:44,239 --> 00:42:48,960
BEEN shortened i think that we uh kids. In particular

758
00:42:49,079 --> 00:42:51,599
it'll be very INTERESTING because I Think New york state,

759
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:54,199
this year the state as, a whole is.

760
00:42:54,320 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 2: Making, the Yes thank god For Hokel well i'm just.

761
00:42:58,039 --> 00:42:59,960
They're banning i'm. NOT this i don't think it.

762
00:43:00,159 --> 00:43:02,079
Speaker 1: Was her i'm, just, saying, like no it would be

763
00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:06,119
interesting to me to see how that works, or, doesn't

764
00:43:06,559 --> 00:43:08,559
right because some parents, are, LIKE fuck i need to

765
00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:09,760
get a hold of the kid if something.

766
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:11,440
Speaker 2: Goes on somebody said that to me the. Other day

767
00:43:11,519 --> 00:43:14,440
when you were in grammar school or, High School, doug

768
00:43:14,519 --> 00:43:18,559
phelps please come to the, principal's, office everybody, and hey

769
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:26,559
your h, your mother shut the, fuck, up suck there's been,

770
00:43:26,599 --> 00:43:29,480
an accident, and yeah you know she won't be able

771
00:43:29,519 --> 00:43:31,159
to pick you up. From school we used to love

772
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,159
when they would do that because and how often, that

773
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:34,440
happened five times. A.

774
00:43:34,559 --> 00:43:37,199
Speaker 1: Year no we used to sit at the payphone and

775
00:43:37,599 --> 00:43:39,880
in the lobby with the high school and they call

776
00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:42,239
this school and Asked For.

777
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: Mike, hunt, yeah GOSH and i remember.

778
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:49,039
Speaker 1: Missus bag she her Name Was, Missus Beg, missus beg

779
00:43:49,199 --> 00:43:51,199
and missus basat there and we, would wait, Wait.

780
00:43:51,599 --> 00:43:56,960
Speaker 2: Here, Mike Hunt, mike hunt you have a phone call

781
00:43:57,039 --> 00:44:00,599
in the, Main Office. Mike hunt and we would laugh

782
00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,920
and roar, and laugh and then, they go who? Did? It?

783
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:08,880
Right yep that was. The thing but.

784
00:44:08,960 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: YOU'RE right i don't think we need to have the phones,

785
00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:17,719
as much but it's Become almost is it? A necessity

786
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,239
we would say it's, a necessity you, need, it right,

787
00:44:21,639 --> 00:44:25,599
of course we all are nobody that escapes. This thing

788
00:44:26,079 --> 00:44:29,559
and if you talk to like, the executives you go

789
00:44:29,639 --> 00:44:32,480
to the Guys at apple. AND stuff i have READ

790
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,320
things I don't i certainly don't know, these guys, So

791
00:44:35,960 --> 00:44:37,800
right i'll take it with a. Grain salt but they

792
00:44:38,159 --> 00:44:41,400
don't let their kids. Have them AND then i see

793
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:45,880
people like my son. WHO'S fifteen i think he's had

794
00:44:46,639 --> 00:44:49,920
some sort of electronic device in his hand of a

795
00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:51,360
tablet or a phone.

796
00:44:51,800 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: Since he was in.

797
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:55,760
Speaker 1: A hycher since he was in, a hycher and there

798
00:44:55,920 --> 00:45:00,360
was oftentimes like you go out, to dinner the brother brothers,

799
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:04,039
are yeah and then, you, go oh how shitty?

800
00:45:04,119 --> 00:45:06,440
Speaker 2: Is, this well they're saying it's very hard for the kids.

801
00:45:06,559 --> 00:45:08,679
Growing up they get to be, twenty three, twenty four

802
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:10,480
they don't know how to communicate. With others that may,

803
00:45:10,519 --> 00:45:12,239
be true because they're. Not talking that may.

804
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,119
Speaker 1: Be TRUE like i like to think my older guys

805
00:45:15,199 --> 00:45:17,440
are a little. Bit better they didn't we didn't. Have

806
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:19,840
access you had to be a. Certain age they were

807
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,519
so pissed OFF because i think you had to be

808
00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,840
thirteen to get.

809
00:45:22,679 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 2: A phone in. Our, house yeah when they. Were little

810
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:28,280
and then jamesit comes ALONG and i think for his

811
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:31,159
Ten birthday be gave him, a PHONE and i just

812
00:45:31,239 --> 00:45:35,360
remember jooring that's the most unfair. THING ever, i go,

813
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,960
he's ten. You're eighteen.

814
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:43,960
Speaker 1: Just relaxed, It's okay everything's gonna, be okay, You know

815
00:45:44,199 --> 00:45:46,960
but it's just. It's weird and again we say in

816
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:49,119
necessity because we want to know where the. Kid is

817
00:45:49,559 --> 00:45:51,639
it's an easier way to. Track them it's all. This

818
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:53,679
stuff but, YOU know, I was i was.

819
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: That many emergencies that. YOU need, I mean i would

820
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:59,280
probably be well just to track, the kid like. To

821
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,079
go but my they didn't KNOW where i was for

822
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:03,000
all day long exactly or what we. Were doing we

823
00:46:03,079 --> 00:46:06,400
were up in the woods stealing, people's cigarettes fighting bottles,

824
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,920
of beer tapping them and throwing them like missiles and

825
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,159
then watching them explode in the air when you tap

826
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:16,760
the cap on the. Pavement anymore but like going out

827
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:19,119
in the wag and just riding bikes, All, day no

828
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,079
NOT that, i KNOW but i mean driving. AROUND uber

829
00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:24,320
i never see pick up games of football or basketball in.

830
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:27,159
The street some basketball here, and there but, you know

831
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:32,000
nobody's taking. A, Walk no i'm. Riding bikes but it's

832
00:46:32,079 --> 00:46:34,800
more it's not kids. Riding bike. Its people. You know

833
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:38,320
they got the helmet and the the like shirt and

834
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,199
it's yellow when it matches a BIKE and i want

835
00:46:40,239 --> 00:46:41,960
to run them OVER because i can't. Stand them but

836
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,199
get out of. My way i'm just like.

837
00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: A vehicle i always worry about, those guys HONESTLY because

838
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,440
i had a friend who was a professional cyclist and

839
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,719
one of his good buddies. Got, killed yeah and, it's like,

840
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:58,039
you know he would go by himself On a sunday,

841
00:46:58,119 --> 00:47:01,880
morning out, you know ninety miles on. His, bike yeah

842
00:47:02,159 --> 00:47:05,239
and down into the hills Around The canadaga lake and

843
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:07,239
on the, you, go man all you need is one

844
00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:10,800
person and there and. The, glare right you come up

845
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:13,360
On a sunday morning with the sun and there's glare

846
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,320
and you don't see the cyclist and you go off.

847
00:47:15,239 --> 00:47:17,039
Speaker 2: The road a little bit And old granny going to

848
00:47:17,159 --> 00:47:21,199
church with and not that it would be, YOU know

849
00:47:21,480 --> 00:47:24,239
i almost got an, axent yesterday the pulling Out. Of

850
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:30,320
wegmans uh turns and Going. Into wegmans but then they

851
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:35,920
were the. Wrong entrance they were Going To, tim horton's

852
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:38,000
which was one hundred yards ahead. Of ME so i

853
00:47:38,079 --> 00:47:40,400
started pulling out and they just. Kept going but the turning,

854
00:47:40,559 --> 00:47:44,119
was right and they're they're waving with the handicap sticker

855
00:47:44,199 --> 00:47:48,199
on it or whatever, it is, meaning, maybe yeah did they?

856
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:49,320
Make it did they? Make?

857
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 1: It along now at a certain age you have to.

858
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:55,760
GET retested i thought. IT right i would always thought at.

859
00:47:55,840 --> 00:47:57,360
LEAST yeah i always thought that.

860
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:00,280
Speaker 2: People just have to, Slow down AND now i Think a. Harry,

861
00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:06,760
there uh state police are going following school buses to

862
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:10,519
make sure nobody. Passes them that's a. Big, thing yeah

863
00:48:10,519 --> 00:48:12,519
that's a. Big fine it's a huge it. Should, be

864
00:48:12,679 --> 00:48:14,360
yeah you got to. Slow down there's got to be. A,

865
00:48:14,440 --> 00:48:17,559
WAY well i know it's some but. State's counties i've

866
00:48:17,599 --> 00:48:20,800
seen like just yellow poles and they've got. The, cameras

867
00:48:21,159 --> 00:48:24,760
yeah the same way as on all. THE buses a

868
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:26,920
couple of, Years ago danny. GOT nailed i got nailed

869
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:29,159
for a. Speaking, ticket yeah we should have more. Of that.

870
00:48:29,760 --> 00:48:32,239
I'm guilty i'm, guilty too but not. As guilty as

871
00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,920
some of THE stuff i see.

872
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:38,480
Speaker 1: The well, the, phone right we have a no touch, law,

873
00:48:38,559 --> 00:48:40,679
now yeah you can't touch your phone. At all and

874
00:48:40,800 --> 00:48:45,800
yet YOU see i watched somebody just driving with the,

875
00:48:45,920 --> 00:48:50,519
phone UP and, i go this thing has become so

876
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:52,840
we're so dependent. Upon it i'll put it, that way

877
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:56,519
that we we can't ever be, without it, every ding,

878
00:48:56,639 --> 00:48:59,239
every time. Every everything. It's distracted you don't have a

879
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,559
home phone with a voicemail.

880
00:49:01,960 --> 00:49:04,039
Speaker 2: Right in and but we got to run like we

881
00:49:04,159 --> 00:49:07,719
got to. Run, deep hi you've Reached. The morans we're

882
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,880
out with our children right now, for dinner so please leave.

883
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:12,599
A message we'll get back. To you so it, was,

884
00:49:12,639 --> 00:49:16,119
Possible peep then do you remember? Like? It yo? Bill,

885
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:20,239
man yo you got my sunglasses from? A? Countries yo

886
00:49:20,440 --> 00:49:23,519
you hanging out with a happy. Sass man, ALL right

887
00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:28,159
i hope you. Hear it i'll see. You later you

888
00:49:28,199 --> 00:49:31,440
ever get one? Of those, uh, no, no no.

889
00:49:31,800 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: Not anymore i've gotten you're hanging out with the hot

890
00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:37,320
piece of ASS though i have, gotten THAT but i

891
00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:37,920
haven't gotten.

892
00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 2: THE sunglasses i.

893
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:45,360
Speaker 1: Didn't see but, uh YES but i think we're so,

894
00:49:45,960 --> 00:49:49,199
so distracted so dependent and. All that and now if

895
00:49:49,199 --> 00:49:52,159
you got meant here's the. Other thing it's not just

896
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:56,599
that the phone gives you access to people that support.

897
00:49:56,719 --> 00:50:00,719
Your ideas so now we're so you're a popular in.

898
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:02,280
Speaker 2: A way i mean if you get if you post

899
00:50:02,360 --> 00:50:05,039
something and get a, couple, likes yes you're, in right

900
00:50:05,280 --> 00:50:07,000
people are looking. At Me i'm i'm.

901
00:50:07,039 --> 00:50:10,000
Speaker 1: Being seen but let's say, you've got, you know some

902
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:13,559
ideology and you find your tribe of people that, Support

903
00:50:13,679 --> 00:50:17,559
that so now you feel like you're. Right right but

904
00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:20,400
what we forget is there's it's an opinion, by definition

905
00:50:21,199 --> 00:50:25,119
and a very simple simple it's not, exactly right but

906
00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:29,280
by definition is halfway between fact. And, fiction right it's

907
00:50:29,320 --> 00:50:32,280
based on fact and some of it's your thoughts, on

908
00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,480
it which could be. Called FICTION and i think that

909
00:50:35,800 --> 00:50:38,280
we start to think we're so right that we get

910
00:50:38,440 --> 00:50:42,119
fervor in and, THAT'S why, i think leading to a

911
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:43,440
lack of being able to.

912
00:50:43,679 --> 00:50:47,119
Speaker 2: Actually Discuss and i'll tell, You, this doug just to

913
00:50:47,199 --> 00:50:47,960
take it political for.

914
00:50:48,039 --> 00:50:50,639
Speaker 1: A moment there's one side of the AISLE that i

915
00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:54,800
think is so fractured because there's so many different groups.

916
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:57,480
Of stuff, you know one side of the aisle is

917
00:50:57,519 --> 00:50:59,639
big business in, the church the other side of the

918
00:50:59,679 --> 00:51:02,639
aisle is all these. Other things they can't fucking agree,

919
00:51:02,679 --> 00:51:03,400
on anything and.

920
00:51:03,519 --> 00:51:07,480
Speaker 2: Everybody's right because They've GOT well i just went on

921
00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:09,519
social MEDIA and i got two hundred people that Tell me.

922
00:51:09,559 --> 00:51:11,880
I'm right that's two. Hundred people That's not do you

923
00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,920
Understand what? I'm saying like that? Scares people, Her right

924
00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:17,519
i'm not, gonna, hand yeah but that.

925
00:51:17,679 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: Scares me that scares me for the future, of PEOPLE

926
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:22,920
because i go what happened to critical thinking and being

927
00:51:22,960 --> 00:51:27,039
able to hear another opinion and maybe changing?

928
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:30,760
Speaker 2: Your mind, It's okay well the debating and just having a, nice,

929
00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:32,800
conversation right and go back.

930
00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:36,159
Speaker 1: TO this ceo guy who who's got mental illness and

931
00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:39,679
it just gets fueled by the chat shept or social

932
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:42,239
MEDIA or i see all. The shit the kid that

933
00:51:42,519 --> 00:51:44,719
was just shot up the school earlier in, the, week

934
00:51:45,119 --> 00:51:46,079
right the same kind.

935
00:51:46,119 --> 00:51:47,159
Speaker 2: Of thing the church.

936
00:51:47,199 --> 00:51:50,559
Speaker 1: School, church church but they it was a school associated with.

937
00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:53,280
The church the kids were in church and.

938
00:51:54,039 --> 00:51:57,880
Speaker 2: He was writing he or, she, Was yes gendery writing

939
00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:01,119
down how he hates this Or. She yeah you know

940
00:52:01,239 --> 00:52:03,599
it's said that nobody found that or have anybody talked,

941
00:52:03,599 --> 00:52:06,079
to exactly, you know LIKE and i don't know if

942
00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:06,639
the person lived.

943
00:52:06,639 --> 00:52:09,119
Speaker 1: BY themselves i saw a video like all the weapons

944
00:52:09,199 --> 00:52:12,440
this person had, access to and now it's the.

945
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:16,400
Speaker 2: Mother exactly, you know you talk About The. Second amendment

946
00:52:16,679 --> 00:52:19,639
where are we going with people that ARE selling i,

947
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,559
DON'T know i. Don't Know. It's america you can get,

948
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,639
anything right. It is that's. The thing you pass, a

949
00:52:25,719 --> 00:52:30,639
law no. More guns the people that are using them. Don't,

950
00:52:30,800 --> 00:52:34,239
care no you're not, fixing anything but you're just trying

951
00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:34,679
to look good at.

952
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:38,519
Speaker 1: The, public well, we gotta, you gotta we do have

953
00:52:38,599 --> 00:52:41,039
to try to. Do something but it's a mental. Health

954
00:52:41,119 --> 00:52:42,960
thing it's a it's all kinds.

955
00:52:42,960 --> 00:52:43,480
Speaker 2: OF ship i.

956
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:45,199
Speaker 1: DON'T know i don't know where to go, with it but,

957
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:48,000
EITHER way i do think a lot of it. Starts

958
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:49,800
here and if you give yourself a break from, the

959
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:52,039
phone put on a little classical music and take.

960
00:52:52,039 --> 00:52:55,880
Speaker 2: A walk don't what's wrong with? Classical? Music talk you

961
00:52:55,920 --> 00:52:58,920
can't take a walk if you're wrapped up and reading. A,

962
00:52:58,960 --> 00:53:01,559
book no. You, can't yeah in, your underwear wrapped up

963
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:06,360
like it LOOKED like i. Was HOMELESS classical i have

964
00:53:06,440 --> 00:53:09,800
now listened to classic Music. ON sundays i do sometimes

965
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:14,639
instead of going to Bar Uh, Sunday funday like those days.

966
00:53:14,639 --> 00:53:16,159
Are done i'm going to go on a. Golf, course

967
00:53:16,400 --> 00:53:19,079
yeah for good or bad? At all, side sunshine you?

968
00:53:19,239 --> 00:53:21,840
Got baby i'd rather do that for? Four hours?

969
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:23,719
Speaker 1: All right well we'll take, a break enlightening up and,

970
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:27,320
then okay all dark with the chat ept driving people

971
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:27,800
to kill.

972
00:53:27,840 --> 00:53:29,960
Speaker 2: Their, mom yeah we don't, Want, that no. We don't.

973
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,800
We're fun, we're loving carrying people that want to bring

974
00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,760
entertainment and hopefully giggle a. Little BIT so i Do

975
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,760
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976
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979
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1024
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was Off of Theater. OF pain i believe you, Are

1025
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:22,679
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1026
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up open Up for Aerosmith And darrin lake, really yeah.

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FRONT row i saw him with KISS and i saw Him,

1028
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:40,079
WITH gosh i. CAN'T remember i think. Three Times vince

1029
00:56:40,159 --> 00:56:44,480
deal is a big toughest ship a Poor, vin yeah

1030
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:50,440
you Know. The dirt did You Watch? The dirt? GREAT movie. I,

1031
00:56:50,639 --> 00:56:52,880
did boy it was a, while ago, but, YEAH yeah

1032
00:56:53,519 --> 00:56:56,239
i mean THEY couldn't, i mean the two percent of

1033
00:56:56,880 --> 00:57:00,599
what their life was like on the road, with women cocaine,

1034
00:57:00,599 --> 00:57:02,280
and everything just the you know five.

1035
00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,400
Speaker 1: Minutes ahead IT just i couldn't imagine what that. Was

1036
00:57:05,559 --> 00:57:10,199
like and there you didn't, have, video right you Know what,

1037
00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:13,199
I'm saying, LIKE everything i wonder.

1038
00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:15,199
Speaker 2: People getting so.

1039
00:57:15,360 --> 00:57:18,440
Speaker 1: Much trouble we telling ourselves and we think we're, being

1040
00:57:18,519 --> 00:57:22,920
cool and, it's, like hey or somebody else accidentally tells. On,

1041
00:57:23,079 --> 00:57:25,719
us right they're NOT the i don't think the intention

1042
00:57:25,880 --> 00:57:28,880
is to get someone, in TROUBLE but i think if

1043
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,840
the debauchery got, out there it would.

1044
00:57:30,880 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 2: Be bad like if people really knew what, went on

1045
00:57:35,440 --> 00:57:37,519
maybe we surprised it. Was boring, you know you've talked

1046
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,159
about having different levels. Of, fame yeah but you don't.

1047
00:57:40,199 --> 00:57:44,480
Want that the guy that does mayhem on, the commercials the,

1048
00:57:44,519 --> 00:57:47,039
INSURANCE commercials, i, mean yeah he says that he doesn't

1049
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,639
walk but ten feet till somebody wants a picture? With. Him.

1050
00:57:50,679 --> 00:57:53,480
Rrything yea and it was on one of THE reels

1051
00:57:53,519 --> 00:57:56,320
i Was watching late night and HE'S a. Cbs Time

1052
00:57:56,519 --> 00:57:59,840
sunday morning did a piece on Him and flow and the,

1053
00:58:00,079 --> 00:58:02,280
same time, YOU know i don't want to say no

1054
00:58:02,440 --> 00:58:05,039
because these are the people that are paying.

1055
00:58:05,119 --> 00:58:08,760
Speaker 1: My mortgage, my mortgage you got it on one, hundred

1056
00:58:08,760 --> 00:58:11,599
percent and and it's it's hard to. Recognize, that well

1057
00:58:12,159 --> 00:58:16,639
most people are. FAIRLY respectful i will, always say you have.

1058
00:58:16,719 --> 00:58:19,400
Speaker 2: Seen some videos where they're they. Turn around Happened With.

1059
00:58:19,519 --> 00:58:21,719
Tom hanks his wife almost tripped and he, turned around

1060
00:58:21,760 --> 00:58:23,360
so you get the fuck out of my, you know

1061
00:58:23,480 --> 00:58:25,960
well that was. The, paparazzi, Paparazzi, RIGHT well i think

1062
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:30,679
that was. Just followers rosy was was, filming it.

1063
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:35,639
Speaker 1: Filming him but there's, the yeah well the paparazzi is

1064
00:58:35,639 --> 00:58:37,719
anybody just selling their, fucking photos you KNOW what? I,

1065
00:58:37,840 --> 00:58:39,079
mean right that's all it's going.

1066
00:58:39,159 --> 00:58:41,840
Speaker 2: To be. So JOURNALISM and i don't know how they

1067
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:44,280
get away with that because they can have it Under That.

1068
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:47,599
First amendment but freedom OF pressed i often like we

1069
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:51,320
See Those tom hanks is at a certain level. Of, fame.

1070
00:58:51,639 --> 00:58:56,199
Oh global, uh, so right so is?

1071
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,480
Speaker 1: That EVERYBODY and i STILL think i live in a

1072
00:58:58,559 --> 00:59:00,960
world And maybe i'll, be Curious so i'll say this

1073
00:59:01,079 --> 00:59:04,320
and we'll see what. YOU think I believe i live

1074
00:59:04,360 --> 00:59:09,199
in a world WHERE if i dropped, my wallet depending

1075
00:59:09,239 --> 00:59:11,000
on where, it is but let's say it was just around,

1076
00:59:11,079 --> 00:59:14,559
here Somewhere that i'm more than likely going to get

1077
00:59:14,599 --> 00:59:15,960
it back with all the content still.

1078
00:59:16,000 --> 00:59:21,440
Speaker 2: In It, in, Fairport, yes doug In. Fucking, fairport, okay

1079
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:24,480
yes because they Know You're. Bill, MORAN no i just.

1080
00:59:24,559 --> 00:59:27,920
THINK that i JUST think i think. Most people that's

1081
00:59:28,000 --> 00:59:30,599
how most people. Are now it only takes one to

1082
00:59:30,719 --> 00:59:33,320
go the, other, Way RIGHT but i really do Think

1083
00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:35,880
that i've dropped. My wallet i've had, people, GO hey

1084
00:59:36,079 --> 00:59:37,039
i held this, for you you.

1085
00:59:37,960 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: Lost This or i've had things fall out of my

1086
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,960
car and somebody chasing, After, me hey you dropped it

1087
00:59:44,039 --> 00:59:45,039
in like a parking Lot.

1088
00:59:45,159 --> 00:59:45,679
Speaker 2: In, Fairport.

1089
00:59:46,159 --> 00:59:50,159
Speaker 1: NO henrietta I once i was going Into a WALMART

1090
00:59:50,280 --> 00:59:52,800
and i think a card, Fell OUT like i was

1091
00:59:52,840 --> 00:59:54,920
looking at STUFF and i didn't have it secured in,

1092
00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:56,960
the WALLET and i, DON'T know i through the walle

1093
00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:59,440
in the coat pocket and it fell. Library, card yeah

1094
01:00:00,039 --> 01:00:03,320
it was my fucking. Bank card and some buddy came up, and,

1095
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:04,960
said hey you said you're reading. A book could have

1096
01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,119
been your. Library card, you know, you try you, try

1097
01:00:08,199 --> 01:00:11,840
to you try to. Improve yourself this, is now this

1098
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:14,119
is this is how people keep. You down this is

1099
01:00:14,159 --> 01:00:17,800
a great example of how people keep you. Fucking down

1100
01:00:18,239 --> 01:00:22,000
you try to, improve yourself you raise rape how, My

1101
01:00:22,079 --> 01:00:22,719
man i'm not even.

1102
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,280
Speaker 2: Yelling here.

1103
01:00:23,519 --> 01:00:28,039
Speaker 1: I'm raised i'm raising my level of of. The EDUCATION

1104
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,280
and i listened to classical Music and i'm educating my

1105
01:00:31,519 --> 01:00:33,119
Mind and i'm reading and doing.

1106
01:00:33,159 --> 01:00:35,039
Speaker 2: All this and what do you do when you get your?

1107
01:00:35,079 --> 01:00:38,559
Library card could have been. Like that it was, A,

1108
01:00:38,639 --> 01:00:41,519
question well there's a lot. Of cards this, is you

1109
01:00:41,719 --> 01:00:47,679
this is you shipping just ship upon as my apparently

1110
01:00:47,880 --> 01:00:55,119
is My native american name upon from the. Slap, track yes, Exactly.

1111
01:00:55,400 --> 01:01:00,199
Exactly doug what scares you? In? Life anything? These days what?

1112
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:01,679
Scares me it's a.

1113
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,320
Speaker 1: CERTAIN thing i think there's things that we don't ever really.

1114
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:08,639
Talk about And sometimes, i'm curious because do you ever

1115
01:01:08,719 --> 01:01:09,800
feel like you're well.

1116
01:01:09,960 --> 01:01:12,599
Speaker 2: Being fifty five and my dad. Being EIGHTY so I

1117
01:01:12,679 --> 01:01:14,119
figure i'm just going to live as long as. My

1118
01:01:14,239 --> 01:01:16,519
DAD so i have twenty five more years to. Do

1119
01:01:16,599 --> 01:01:19,079
stuff it's an interesting way to look, at it. Isn't

1120
01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:21,880
it because some people have told me that their Parents,

1121
01:01:21,960 --> 01:01:25,280
pass yeah so obviously you would be the next, in

1122
01:01:25,440 --> 01:01:29,079
line right and that think about that after a loved,

1123
01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:31,920
one passes, YOU know i don't know if you've had

1124
01:01:32,039 --> 01:01:36,960
thoughts or in depth or, you know, just time especially

1125
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:40,280
with driving or. Time alone you just think. About things so.

1126
01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:44,199
SCARES me i don't want to get used to the idea.

1127
01:01:44,199 --> 01:01:46,960
OF passing i. Know, that yeah even at. Fifty, five

1128
01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:51,079
yeah so you won't. Even know you'll you'll dine in

1129
01:01:51,119 --> 01:01:53,599
your sleeph hopefully with a. Massive heart that's going, to

1130
01:01:53,639 --> 01:01:57,320
happen hopefully with the cat. Laying there when We found

1131
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:01,000
dougie was very bloated in. The cat the cat and

1132
01:02:01,199 --> 01:02:03,440
we didn't know what happened to himuntil four. Weeks later

1133
01:02:03,519 --> 01:02:07,840
bill call them do a, podcast again couldn't get a hold.

1134
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:10,079
Of it and then another four weeks went by and

1135
01:02:10,199 --> 01:02:12,639
then oh we went in there and the cat was

1136
01:02:12,679 --> 01:02:15,480
eating his toes ooze all. OVER everything.

1137
01:02:16,679 --> 01:02:19,280
Speaker 1: I can understand that sort. OF thing i think that's

1138
01:02:19,519 --> 01:02:24,840
a very very good way, to live is, to say

1139
01:02:25,280 --> 01:02:27,320
but you got to live and this is the. Hard

1140
01:02:27,400 --> 01:02:30,360
part and a lot of times we have conditioned ourselves

1141
01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,960
through the easy access to everything that it's easier to

1142
01:02:34,000 --> 01:02:39,480
Throw on netflix than it is to maybe, planet trip.

1143
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,480
Speaker 2: Yes you KNOW what? I?

1144
01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:43,920
Speaker 1: Mean yeah or AND when i say, planet trip or

1145
01:02:44,039 --> 01:02:47,280
just take a hike or. Do whatever but like try

1146
01:02:47,320 --> 01:02:48,280
to get out there, with golf?

1147
01:02:48,480 --> 01:02:52,719
Speaker 2: You DO and i. Do cancer but and people ask

1148
01:02:52,800 --> 01:02:55,119
me why you know who in your family? Was Affected and,

1149
01:02:55,119 --> 01:02:57,239
i'm like you, KNOW what i WAS just i have,

1150
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,280
NO wife i.

1151
01:02:59,440 --> 01:03:03,079
Speaker 1: WAS bored i. WAS TRYING i i. LOVE boobies i

1152
01:03:03,239 --> 01:03:06,159
like to. TOUCH them i like to, squeeze them sucking, you're.

1153
01:03:06,039 --> 01:03:09,239
Speaker 2: Small to save. Them all so to do something with,

1154
01:03:09,400 --> 01:03:11,119
MY life i had made a movie that more than

1155
01:03:11,159 --> 01:03:16,079
a mouthfuls? Of waste? Gosh serious note that is that

1156
01:03:16,199 --> 01:03:19,159
the book you Were? Reading, scrubbler no it's called more than?

1157
01:03:19,159 --> 01:03:19,719
A mouthfuls?

1158
01:03:19,800 --> 01:03:23,880
Speaker 1: Was doctor you never Heard Of doctor seuss's the adult

1159
01:03:23,920 --> 01:03:25,480
book more than a mouthfuls?

1160
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:28,880
Speaker 2: Of waste but just to have a drive and a goals, in,

1161
01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:32,039
life yeah, you know still keep some fire to do something.

1162
01:03:31,960 --> 01:03:34,199
Speaker 1: When you think, About it if, YOU go i have

1163
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:37,360
twenty five more years your your dad's. Still fine so

1164
01:03:37,519 --> 01:03:38,440
you could go alonger.

1165
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:42,119
Speaker 2: Than that he's got the ski poles now walking around

1166
01:03:42,159 --> 01:03:44,679
the CALL the sec good. For, him yeah, that's awesome you.

1167
01:03:44,679 --> 01:03:46,840
SHOULD go i would go do a few laps. WITH

1168
01:03:47,280 --> 01:03:51,000
him i went on like a DATE where i had,

1169
01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:53,039
a walk, we walked we took a walk on the

1170
01:03:53,079 --> 01:03:56,320
canal and we're just WALKING and i, go up somebody's

1171
01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:58,599
about to lap us and, she, goes well we're Like

1172
01:03:58,679 --> 01:04:01,039
a sunday STROLL and, i, go, oh well. THEN go

1173
01:04:01,719 --> 01:04:04,679
i fucking couldn't, Keep. UP doug i was so sweaty by,

1174
01:04:04,719 --> 01:04:07,920
The end i'm dripping. FUCKING sweat i got a wick

1175
01:04:07,960 --> 01:04:11,199
away SHIRT that i could fucking. RING out, i thought

1176
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,639
what happened to the boxing? Us there you haven't done

1177
01:04:13,639 --> 01:04:17,239
that in. A while i haven't done, It years, no, years,

1178
01:04:17,400 --> 01:04:19,920
yeah years like almost. Two years, two, years yeah almost,

1179
01:04:19,920 --> 01:04:24,760
two years. Yeah plural i've been back in different so.

1180
01:04:25,800 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: So YES so i, have Said and i've said this

1181
01:04:28,519 --> 01:04:31,920
on the podcast, AT nauseam i, feel LIKE and i

1182
01:04:32,159 --> 01:04:33,599
don't mean to, do THAT but i kind of go

1183
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:34,280
the line.

1184
01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:36,639
Speaker 2: Of delineation, for me that's a big word. For me

1185
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:40,679
what do, you? Mean? Uh? Delation delineation is it four.

1186
01:04:40,760 --> 01:04:44,400
Syllables delineation, IT'S like, i see this IS why i got.

1187
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:46,840
An upgrade this is twenty. One days this. Is why

1188
01:04:47,400 --> 01:04:52,679
uh you read that in That fucking, booky's, LIKE no

1189
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,639
i want to use this with.

1190
01:04:54,639 --> 01:04:57,960
Speaker 1: The line of Delineation is it's like the line. Of

1191
01:04:58,079 --> 01:05:00,599
change what was the marker of change in? Your life

1192
01:05:00,639 --> 01:05:03,639
the line, of, delineation right this is where the. Boundary

1193
01:05:03,800 --> 01:05:07,960
IS and i think for me when my, dad passed

1194
01:05:08,039 --> 01:05:12,159
and my dad was like a very big presence in

1195
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:15,000
my life as, a child maybe not so much as,

1196
01:05:15,000 --> 01:05:18,519
an adult but he always had strong opinions and they

1197
01:05:18,599 --> 01:05:22,719
were like spoken, as, fact right and and yet no,

1198
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:25,800
matter WHAT and i said this even in, the eulogy

1199
01:05:26,079 --> 01:05:29,599
he was a protector and he always had your back no,

1200
01:05:29,719 --> 01:05:33,159
matter what and financially any. Other WAY and i think,

1201
01:05:33,639 --> 01:05:36,199
FOR me, i, went ooh The great protector's. Not HERE

1202
01:05:36,679 --> 01:05:40,679
gotta i gotta pull. Myself together NOT that i have,

1203
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,920
been BAD but i have a son that lives with

1204
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:46,480
ME that i need more. Focus There and i've got these.

1205
01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:52,320
Different things and to, your point we can all talk about, you,

1206
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,280
know everybody, not everybody.

1207
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 2: But PEOPLE say i should write. A book i live

1208
01:05:57,400 --> 01:05:58,719
so much well then.

1209
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,239
Speaker 1: Write it see, What, happens well fucking write it and

1210
01:06:02,679 --> 01:06:05,239
instead of Going. TO netflix i have a friend who said,

1211
01:06:05,280 --> 01:06:06,880
TO me, i, go man how do you? Do this

1212
01:06:06,960 --> 01:06:12,199
he's got a daughter who is. A junior i think

1213
01:06:12,239 --> 01:06:14,599
she's only, a junior already committed, to college d want

1214
01:06:14,639 --> 01:06:16,159
scholarship field hockey and.

1215
01:06:18,199 --> 01:06:18,800
Speaker 2: Trying Out FOR.

1216
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:22,920
Speaker 1: Team usa got an invite really yep and when and

1217
01:06:23,199 --> 01:06:27,280
she scored a bunch in. THESE games i don't know where.

1218
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:32,679
IT stands i think she's. Maybe sixteen and he makes

1219
01:06:32,719 --> 01:06:34,760
the videos. For her he built the thing down in

1220
01:06:34,840 --> 01:06:37,440
the basement so she can practice inside during. The winter

1221
01:06:38,679 --> 01:06:41,519
he has written a. Book himself he's the head of

1222
01:06:41,599 --> 01:06:44,360
a Department At Saint John. Fisher university he's got his.

1223
01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:45,679
Own SIDE but, I go I.

1224
01:06:45,760 --> 01:06:49,239
Speaker 2: Go rob, HE goes i DON'T. WATCH tv. I, DON'T

1225
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:52,079
yeah i DON'T. Watch TV and i think that that was.

1226
01:06:52,079 --> 01:06:54,519
Speaker 1: My point like we it's easier to not write the

1227
01:06:54,559 --> 01:06:57,559
book when he can throw on AND go i want

1228
01:06:57,559 --> 01:07:00,039
To Watch, hunting WIVES which i started to watch and

1229
01:07:00,119 --> 01:07:01,320
it was so Dark and, i'm like, FUCK.

1230
01:07:01,199 --> 01:07:03,000
Speaker 2: This i don't. Need. This, Smiley well i'll tell you

1231
01:07:03,119 --> 01:07:07,480
my cable gets turned On. NEXT thursday i cancel cable

1232
01:07:07,599 --> 01:07:12,400
right AFTER The Ncaa wrestling CHAMPIONSHIPS and i just go

1233
01:07:12,480 --> 01:07:15,159
with some. Free apps but it's not as addictive as

1234
01:07:15,360 --> 01:07:18,119
just hitting that. Right BOAT so i can get right,

1235
01:07:19,280 --> 01:07:22,159
outside more do more with the breast, cancer stuff and

1236
01:07:22,360 --> 01:07:22,760
just not.

1237
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,679
Speaker 1: Have that it's so fucked up the way we live

1238
01:07:25,760 --> 01:07:28,559
because it becomes like this routine and you get stuck.

1239
01:07:28,599 --> 01:07:30,679
In IT and i FEEL like i was sort of

1240
01:07:30,760 --> 01:07:33,079
stuck in. A way so to your point of like,

1241
01:07:33,639 --> 01:07:37,440
not boxing not doing, That stuff i've. Been trying i've

1242
01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:40,119
made a conscious effort to Make sure i'm at least

1243
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:43,679
moving my body, every day moving, my BODY and i

1244
01:07:43,760 --> 01:07:46,199
think there's things that you, can do but. There is

1245
01:07:46,519 --> 01:07:47,639
but WE also i.

1246
01:07:47,719 --> 01:07:49,239
Speaker 2: Think about going to, The gym, i'm, like oh it's

1247
01:07:49,280 --> 01:07:51,920
two hours ont of, my, Day right it's, not exactly

1248
01:07:52,039 --> 01:07:53,960
it's when they say on the commercials it's fifteen to.

1249
01:07:54,039 --> 01:07:57,840
TWENTY minutes i know that you should if you're gonna

1250
01:07:57,840 --> 01:08:00,280
take a walk through it for thirty five because once

1251
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,679
you get past it thirty five, to forty then you're

1252
01:08:02,719 --> 01:08:05,760
burning a little. Extra fat so it's at least an

1253
01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:08,000
Hour and, i'm, like, OKAY well i gotta get DRESSED

1254
01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:10,559
and i gotta take a. Shower Afterwards IT but i,

1255
01:08:10,719 --> 01:08:13,239
Know that but you talk, yourself, right, Like yeah i'm

1256
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:15,239
not gonna talk yourself right out of it instead of

1257
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,640
you have. THE waights i had weights at. My, house

1258
01:08:17,720 --> 01:08:21,920
yeah on a corner table right next TO. The tv

1259
01:08:22,199 --> 01:08:24,640
So while I'M. Watching, TV yeah i get you dumbos

1260
01:08:24,720 --> 01:08:26,720
and there. They, sit YEAH and i kill the spiders

1261
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:27,479
that are making webs.

1262
01:08:27,479 --> 01:08:32,359
Speaker 1: At them, but see see that's THE honesty i love.

1263
01:08:32,640 --> 01:08:35,760
About you but to your, point though. Twenty five so

1264
01:08:35,840 --> 01:08:38,079
when you say twenty five, more years put it in.

1265
01:08:38,199 --> 01:08:41,600
This number that's twenty five. More summers that's twenty five

1266
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:45,800
more summers to. Play golf we, Can, go oh twenty

1267
01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:46,560
five is kind of, a lot?

1268
01:08:46,840 --> 01:08:49,600
Speaker 2: Is it and WHAT do i? Think about? You're right

1269
01:08:49,800 --> 01:08:51,720
and WHAT do i want to do? With it WHAT

1270
01:08:51,840 --> 01:08:52,520
do i want to do?

1271
01:08:52,640 --> 01:08:56,239
Speaker 1: With It and That's where, i'm AT and, i go, fuck,

1272
01:08:56,239 --> 01:08:59,079
IT man I gotta i gotta jump in the deep.

1273
01:08:59,199 --> 01:09:01,840
Speaker 2: End here and, you know twenty five more years. Of

1274
01:09:01,880 --> 01:09:06,520
billified i'd. LIKE that i. Don't, know, well honestly we

1275
01:09:06,640 --> 01:09:09,520
were talking on the way home from. The golf, i'm

1276
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:14,439
like you, know what fifteen years maybe it's time to stop. The,

1277
01:09:15,079 --> 01:09:18,520
fundraising yeah it's gonna come to, like, no well you

1278
01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,039
know we're we're already planning for. Next. Year doug, I'M like,

1279
01:09:21,600 --> 01:09:23,920
i know but it's enough awful lot. Of work AND

1280
01:09:23,960 --> 01:09:27,960
if i took that energy and put it, into comedy,

1281
01:09:28,039 --> 01:09:31,039
you know, who knows or into, something else you know

1282
01:09:31,119 --> 01:09:34,800
when when's going? To BE when i Saw and i'm sorry,

1283
01:09:34,800 --> 01:09:37,279
interrupt you but we were talking about, you know passing

1284
01:09:37,359 --> 01:09:40,319
and everything and being an uber driver and talking to

1285
01:09:40,399 --> 01:09:43,239
a lot of different people you can did free asuspects

1286
01:09:43,279 --> 01:09:45,359
and other things like when my, mother passed it was kind.

1287
01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:48,279
Of fast we knew it, was coming but riding with

1288
01:09:48,399 --> 01:09:50,760
people from out of state taking, The airport oh what

1289
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:52,479
are you? In for, you know just making. A conversation

1290
01:09:52,760 --> 01:09:54,680
i'm here to help. My mom she's on our, way

1291
01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:58,359
out and my, brother's here my, sister's HERE and i

1292
01:09:58,520 --> 01:10:00,840
fly and DO what i want enough TIME because i

1293
01:10:00,920 --> 01:10:02,920
have stuff going on and they kind of MISSED the

1294
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:06,880
Id or i'm in for. A funeral my dad died just,

1295
01:10:07,720 --> 01:10:09,159
YOU know i had a. HEART attack i didn't can,

1296
01:10:09,199 --> 01:10:14,880
see them or there's, you know my parents are. Hanging

1297
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,680
on it's ten years they're in a, nursing home they're,

1298
01:10:18,000 --> 01:10:19,960
you know they're. In pain you, hear that and, you're

1299
01:10:20,000 --> 01:10:24,479
like sometimes you're thankful for how. Things happen there's so much,

1300
01:10:24,560 --> 01:10:27,520
out there and then then your mind starts going a.

1301
01:10:27,560 --> 01:10:30,000
Little bit, you know hopefully my parents don't go, through

1302
01:10:30,079 --> 01:10:33,359
that and you don't. Want that but it's. All different,

1303
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:36,359
you know everybody's got their, own story of, of, course yeah.

1304
01:10:36,560 --> 01:10:39,279
Speaker 1: Of course but THAT'S where i, do, think like taking

1305
01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:43,199
better care, of, yourself right all, of us all of.

1306
01:10:43,279 --> 01:10:45,279
Us right AND when i say taking, BETTER characters i

1307
01:10:45,319 --> 01:10:49,680
don't just mean physically. Give, yourself, yeah yeah give yourself time,

1308
01:10:49,720 --> 01:10:51,800
to rest give yourself time To JUST oh i like.

1309
01:10:51,840 --> 01:10:54,039
Speaker 2: A good eight hours. Of, SLEEP yeah I mean i

1310
01:10:54,119 --> 01:10:56,000
had my alarm stuff for. EIGHT thirty i got out

1311
01:10:56,039 --> 01:10:59,520
of a quarter. After nine can't made, the, cuff right?

1312
01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:03,520
What what i'm. Well rested before you Get The Dougy fresh,

1313
01:11:03,640 --> 01:11:06,199
energy baby they hip shake your money making tower power

1314
01:11:06,239 --> 01:11:07,960
man in the hour twenty four, To Seven. Doug fresh

1315
01:11:08,399 --> 01:11:10,279
if you think a six Pack Of jenny lights And

1316
01:11:10,319 --> 01:11:13,920
twelve devil eggs makes this, shit happened you are sadly mistaking.

1317
01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:19,000
My friend i've been TRYING to i try to sleep for.

1318
01:11:19,119 --> 01:11:23,319
Speaker 1: Seven, seven, yeah okay but LAST night i woke up

1319
01:11:23,359 --> 01:11:25,279
AT three i COULDN'T and i.

1320
01:11:25,319 --> 01:11:26,880
Speaker 2: Put my phone in. THE airport i woke up at

1321
01:11:26,880 --> 01:11:29,560
three last, Night, too yeah and that was just kind

1322
01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:33,800
of three. FIFTY four i. WOKE up i had ship on. My, mind,

1323
01:11:33,960 --> 01:11:36,600
yeah yeah things that were eating at me a. LITTLE

1324
01:11:36,600 --> 01:11:39,359
bit i throw On The disney channel and just listen

1325
01:11:39,399 --> 01:11:41,760
To the Incredibles or penguins or some kind of cartoon.

1326
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:45,600
Or something get back, to, that kid just let me take, let,

1327
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:47,640
me yeah let me get BACK to i need. MY

1328
01:11:47,760 --> 01:11:51,960
sleep I think i. Jerked Off did so you woke

1329
01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:53,439
up at three and you went back to bed? At

1330
01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,880
three now when you when you, wake up do you

1331
01:11:56,119 --> 01:11:57,800
just you watch something on your phone or you just

1332
01:11:57,920 --> 01:12:01,560
go you have an, old playboy you watch porn. Or

1333
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:07,279
something you have so. Many, thoughts yeah you grab your. Favorite. Sack,

1334
01:12:08,239 --> 01:12:10,399
uh yes it's actually.

1335
01:12:10,439 --> 01:12:14,920
Speaker 1: A puppet it's got, long hair eyes and big lipstick,

1336
01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:16,399
on IT and i go all all.

1337
01:12:18,319 --> 01:12:23,159
Speaker 2: You do Have introke hi missus, Death Smoker, hi bill

1338
01:12:23,479 --> 01:12:32,399
THIS is i don't Know why god he was. So

1339
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:37,279
Good gene hackman was fucking amazing as. An actor. Just, amazing,

1340
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:39,239
yeah well, go on you. Have to you have to

1341
01:12:39,279 --> 01:12:40,600
write the script and you have to bring. It OUT

1342
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:44,319
but i, understand THAT but, i mean, come on he

1343
01:12:44,479 --> 01:12:47,800
brought that, to life The. LEXLU thor i did not

1344
01:12:48,039 --> 01:12:51,520
care for That. LEXLU thor i hear the new one is,

1345
01:12:51,640 --> 01:12:55,239
very good but it's, very CAMPY and i haven't, seen

1346
01:12:55,279 --> 01:12:59,159
it NOR do i want to With the one of

1347
01:12:59,239 --> 01:13:03,119
these fucking dogs falls out of. That card the lady's

1348
01:13:03,159 --> 01:13:06,479
got two dogs in a carriage that she's pushing up.

1349
01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,800
A hill i'm gonna try to show the on the.

1350
01:13:08,880 --> 01:13:14,119
CAMERA late i Take out Fluffy and muffy for. A

1351
01:13:14,279 --> 01:13:18,079
walk here we are? You looking she's pointing, this way

1352
01:13:20,119 --> 01:13:24,439
but she hit. A bump that's, Cute though HEY look i, told,

1353
01:13:24,479 --> 01:13:25,439
you yeah what kind?

1354
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:29,359
Speaker 1: Of dog it looked like a? DOG thing i think

1355
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:34,039
so it looks Like a doberman mini pin. Mini pincer

1356
01:13:34,479 --> 01:13:34,720
is that what?

1357
01:13:34,840 --> 01:13:37,039
Speaker 2: IT is, I know. I, don't yeah THAT'S what i.

1358
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,359
Would think anybody want a? Free dog what do you

1359
01:13:39,439 --> 01:13:41,239
mean a? Free, dog well she took it to. The

1360
01:13:41,319 --> 01:13:47,680
vet there's, no chip so now is? Aha? Mix uh

1361
01:13:48,119 --> 01:13:51,640
she's not gonna. Keep, it no she just got another Dog. Named,

1362
01:13:51,680 --> 01:13:56,920
buck Oh and buck's. A terror oh, all right well he's,

1363
01:13:57,000 --> 01:14:00,920
just crazy that said. Little dog but no one has.

1364
01:14:00,960 --> 01:14:04,880
Claimed it, this, dog, yeah, yesterday Okay, her sunday. My

1365
01:14:05,000 --> 01:14:07,960
nephew i'll probably meet. IT today i got to go. Over.

1366
01:14:08,000 --> 01:14:11,560
There now you can have a dog and. A cat? No, Cat,

1367
01:14:11,680 --> 01:14:15,439
fine no the dog. Looks nice dog is a. Game

1368
01:14:15,600 --> 01:14:18,560
changer cat you can leave for two three weeks if you.

1369
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:20,600
Need to, you know you have a bucket, of water.

1370
01:14:20,680 --> 01:14:23,399
Some crutches cats get, ME fine i mean get an extra.

1371
01:14:23,520 --> 01:14:28,239
Litter box. It's fine oh but getting back to. Going

1372
01:14:28,279 --> 01:14:30,920
out my friends are getting married in turks and kirks

1373
01:14:30,960 --> 01:14:33,439
and take turks. And KEKOS that's i get it wrong all.

1374
01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:36,800
The time and That's. In february are you, going? Yes

1375
01:14:37,079 --> 01:14:42,159
yeah or? Another dog you're gonna? Love, it yeah so all.

1376
01:14:42,239 --> 01:14:47,159
Inclusive resort they're probably at a, resort though right. They

1377
01:14:47,239 --> 01:14:49,319
are but some of people ARE doing RB. And b

1378
01:14:50,359 --> 01:14:52,279
the closer you get to where they're, getting married obviously

1379
01:14:52,319 --> 01:14:54,520
the price. Goes up So now i'm planning for. THIS

1380
01:14:54,680 --> 01:14:58,720
trip i want to do some weight Starting, this monday

1381
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,760
maybe the, following MONDAY because i still have The ninth

1382
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:05,760
why do you Have. Those monday i'm one of. Those

1383
01:15:05,800 --> 01:15:08,840
guys he's gonna start on the monday't starting. The weekend,

1384
01:15:09,479 --> 01:15:13,479
start now, Why now i'm still gonna. Be, drinking okay

1385
01:15:13,720 --> 01:15:16,279
so switch to. Light BEER now I Am. Jenny, lake

1386
01:15:16,359 --> 01:15:18,840
okay there. YOU go i have one more. Golf TOURNAMENT

1387
01:15:19,119 --> 01:15:22,720
and i text my buddy it's, the eighth, and uh

1388
01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:24,920
we were trash last year and. It's out it was a.

1389
01:15:25,079 --> 01:15:27,159
Lake shore this year is Out. Of DEERFIELD and i,

1390
01:15:27,279 --> 01:15:29,960
TEXTED them, i like look between now, and then we

1391
01:15:30,119 --> 01:15:31,720
got to find a way to get to that golf

1392
01:15:31,800 --> 01:15:35,319
course because you both both know we're not walking off of.

1393
01:15:35,399 --> 01:15:37,840
It SOBER so i don't care if we got to

1394
01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:40,039
pay so many one hundred dollars, each way that beats

1395
01:15:41,079 --> 01:15:45,479
twenty thousand dollars worth of. Legal feeds so last year

1396
01:15:46,319 --> 01:15:49,239
we had e golfed in, a while. WHOLE one i brought,

1397
01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:51,920
jello shots. THE beers i won the fifty. TO fifty

1398
01:15:51,920 --> 01:15:55,600
i won three, golf BAGS which i saved and donated to,

1399
01:15:55,680 --> 01:15:59,640
other events including. My own, but uh why? Chance it,

1400
01:16:00,239 --> 01:16:03,079
you know there's no NO but I know i'll be

1401
01:16:03,119 --> 01:16:05,520
getting sucked up. With, him yeah you know the. Good,

1402
01:16:05,560 --> 01:16:11,319
stuff yeah gotta take. It together you put a you

1403
01:16:11,479 --> 01:16:12,600
always put a picture of. Us.

1404
01:16:12,720 --> 01:16:17,119
Speaker 1: Up YEAH and i my college roommate's mom something about. My,

1405
01:16:17,199 --> 01:16:19,840
SHIRT no i want something about my. Facial hair she doesn't.

1406
01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:23,319
Speaker 2: Like, IT yeah i kind of. LIKE it I think

1407
01:16:23,319 --> 01:16:26,600
i'm gonna let. It, Go, okay uh you don't. LIKE

1408
01:16:26,680 --> 01:16:30,359
it i don't. You KNOW so, I went i'll tell.

1409
01:16:30,359 --> 01:16:34,640
You THIS so i went over next door hair. Salon

1410
01:16:35,039 --> 01:16:37,760
people it's talking to them for a second, about something

1411
01:16:38,239 --> 01:16:40,199
and this one girl from the, back goes are you growing?

1412
01:16:40,239 --> 01:16:44,359
It OUT and i, Said yeah and, she's like brings out?

1413
01:16:44,359 --> 01:16:46,479
Your EYES and i, was like THAT'S all. I, need

1414
01:16:46,640 --> 01:16:52,039
wow THAT'S all i needed. To, hear oh, No idea

1415
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:54,479
no brings out. Your eyes do you Listen? To? MOZART

1416
01:16:55,920 --> 01:17:01,960
actually i do no interest in. That person i'm just

1417
01:17:02,039 --> 01:17:05,199
saying like that. Was, nice yes people of a. Different,

1418
01:17:05,319 --> 01:17:08,319
ages yeah it was a nice topic to compliment people

1419
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:11,960
At the barer work At. Fort, still yeah there's a

1420
01:17:12,079 --> 01:17:15,039
nice color on. A lady i love compliment. My friend

1421
01:17:15,039 --> 01:17:18,239
and then she's, always, GOING no i like the color.

1422
01:17:18,279 --> 01:17:20,399
On you that's a. Nice. Blouse man oh. Thank you people.

1423
01:17:20,439 --> 01:17:23,600
Appreciate that. One girl one woman was giving her husband

1424
01:17:23,640 --> 01:17:26,479
ship last week because he never compliments. Or ANYTHING and

1425
01:17:26,600 --> 01:17:30,680
i actually asked her about. Her hair oh sh and

1426
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:34,760
uh fucking hits him in the arm and uh to

1427
01:17:34,880 --> 01:17:37,039
the point where he, was joking took his wedding, ring

1428
01:17:37,119 --> 01:17:38,800
off gave it to me and said here, you GO

1429
01:17:39,560 --> 01:17:41,720
and i put, it on and then the waiter or.

1430
01:17:41,800 --> 01:17:47,520
Waitress OFF huh i got. It off, oh, yeah, yea,

1431
01:17:47,560 --> 01:17:50,520
yeah yeah she got stuck in, her hand Is what. I'm,

1432
01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:52,479
saying well for, a second, It was THAT'S what, i,

1433
01:17:52,600 --> 01:17:56,520
Mean right but a, LITTLE soap a. Little soap, Don't, panic,

1434
01:17:56,760 --> 01:18:01,560
yeah kids don't panic if. Anything happened just try to

1435
01:18:01,680 --> 01:18:05,680
keep calm and everything will. Work, out everything, Everything. DOES

1436
01:18:06,079 --> 01:18:08,239
douggie i don't think we have to go twenty one days.

1437
01:18:08,319 --> 01:18:08,960
Speaker 3: LIKE this i.

1438
01:18:09,119 --> 01:18:10,720
Speaker 2: HOPE not, I didn't. I didn't i just know you

1439
01:18:10,800 --> 01:18:13,279
have so much. On you no anybody's hey when you

1440
01:18:13,319 --> 01:18:14,119
give me, a hey when you.

1441
01:18:14,199 --> 01:18:19,119
Speaker 1: Givebody everybody as a friend of mine, said today very

1442
01:18:19,279 --> 01:18:21,319
dear close friend of, mine said.

1443
01:18:21,520 --> 01:18:22,119
Speaker 2: Did you bang your?

1444
01:18:22,199 --> 01:18:25,399
Speaker 1: Last night oh you didn't, say, that, no okay, uh

1445
01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:30,119
said nobody has the corner on.

1446
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:33,520
Speaker 2: Busy right in, other, words nobody nobody owns.

1447
01:18:33,600 --> 01:18:37,159
Speaker 1: Being busy. Everybody's busy. Everybody's busy you've been. Very, busy,

1448
01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,000
yes YES so i think that's a. Wonderful Thing and.

1449
01:18:40,079 --> 01:18:42,319
Speaker 2: I'm glad THAT'S why i had the, podcast EARLY because

1450
01:18:42,399 --> 01:18:46,239
i have so much stuff in my garage because we

1451
01:18:46,399 --> 01:18:49,319
just backed the. Trailer, out yeah and, then no we

1452
01:18:49,399 --> 01:18:51,840
went to. The bar oh so the trailer isn't even.

1453
01:18:51,880 --> 01:18:54,720
Empty yet it got empty the. Next, day, okay OKAY

1454
01:18:55,000 --> 01:18:58,119
after i woke up at. Eleven, o'clock, yeah baby WAS exhaust,

1455
01:18:58,760 --> 01:19:02,239
i was so we emptied. It out but just put.

1456
01:19:02,319 --> 01:19:04,079
That there put. That there let's go, to Breakfast and

1457
01:19:04,119 --> 01:19:06,000
i'm relaxing for the DAY and i try to clean

1458
01:19:06,119 --> 01:19:08,760
up in, the house which is a work. In progress

1459
01:19:08,760 --> 01:19:11,960
And now i'm getting stuff out. For, bowling awesome, you

1460
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:15,079
know done, it done doug you'll. Have it you should come.

1461
01:19:15,119 --> 01:19:18,800
To that that's not. A, Saturday okay, oh god, oh

1462
01:19:18,960 --> 01:19:23,359
gosh the corner. Of busy you're already making excuses why

1463
01:19:23,439 --> 01:19:27,159
you can't come till you have. The corner. I'm, busy

1464
01:19:27,760 --> 01:19:36,680
yeah thanks To For dougie fresh got, me, Back baby yes.

1465
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,720
It Is I'm. Bill moran we'll see. YOU tomorrow i

1466
01:19:40,880 --> 01:19:44,239
won't in hotel didn't know what. To do i'm TURNING. On,

1467
01:19:44,359 --> 01:19:49,279
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1468
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1469
01:19:50,680 --> 01:19:53,199
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1470
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1472
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1490
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