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Speaker 2: Wow, Hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pot on.
Thank you for telling a friend. That's how we spread
the word. We all need the energy of Dougie Fresh.
Whoo man, guns going you gut it? Be fired up, baby, showtime, Baby,
this is good. It's good to see Dougie Fresh. Oh
my goodness, it's been a while. What do you mean
it's been a while. Three weeks has been yeah? I
bet three weeks at least we were on a break?
Is that? What it is? Us? Mean? The only thing
going right in my life? Life? Why? What's going on?
What the ladies and the ladies are good. No, I
got the same luck with ladies. Last night Hooker told
me she had a headache. I've been busy. I had
my six Oh. I know, the old golf tournament for
breast cancers Rochester went great. Biggest doubting I've had now.
I was doing bowling and doing bowling for ten years.
COVID hit. I don't want to be insight. So I'm like,
I had golf. Yeah, and it's growing, growing, growing. We
had almost a full field, one hundred and forty issues. Okay,
that's good. That's breakfast. Yeah, instead of lunch, we took
lunch out of it. Okay, go out and keep golfing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, once you get on hitting those balls, baby, keep
hitting the ball.
Speaker 2: Six hundred yellow shots and putting shots. Putting. Have you
tried my You have not tried my putting shots.
Speaker 1: This doesn't even sound good, No, Doug, this doesn't even
sound good. If someone says to me, hey, you want
a pudding shot, I feel like they're shooting out the
raft or something.
Speaker 2: They are delicious. Chocolate, yeah, vanilla, huh? Banana? Oh, banana? Banana? Really?
And a little extra DUGGI fresh.
Speaker 1: What I don't want to know the extra Douggi fresh.
What with your banana? You're talking about your banana and
you're gonna put your extra everybody my banana?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right? Uh I took Oreo cookies in a
grate and put it on top of it like a desserts.
It's called fat guy porn, fac guye porn. Putting cookies
on top. That's actually you grated. You graded an Oreo
cookie oreos Okay, okay, over top, over a little little touch,
just a.
Speaker 1: Little be afraid if I inhale that I may aspirate
the cookie. And now I'm coughing, and then as it
comes up, it looks like somebody sneezed.
Speaker 2: And I'm just saying, this is what would happen to me.
Like I would have to chocolate pudding. I'd shoot it down,
I'd get I'd asperate the cookie. Now I comes out
and it would look like someone shot diarrhea all over. Wonderful,
thank you. That's a good wake. No, it did not happen,
nor will it happen. And you're fucked up world, absolutely
one hundred and nine Raffle prizes. Oh my god. Wow.
I started buying things in January a couple of things
a week, and there you go, one hundred and ninety
Deviled eggs a new record. Okay, all done one day.
Yeah you sure you're not gay? Yeah? Why because deviled
eggs you're grating cookies over pudding. Well, this stuff I
think girls like so once it gets out on your podcast. Yeah,
you know what knocking the door? Okay, guys, they don't
like you, right with you? Where's that mystery? No, she
didn't got a boyfriend. She's got a boyfriend. That girl's
got a boyfriend. Should we try again? Should we put
it out there? If you want to go out with
Dougie fresh a boyfriend, somebody Mark's going to go first again? No,
and then a big lapse. Well, good for Maillory or
whatever her name was. Yeah, how'd you like going doug O? Great?
I couldn't even get a date with a on a
podcast with somebody so well supposed to be set up.
I I I understand I didn't and that and I'm
sorry about that. Oh that's fine.
Speaker 1: I don't think you really care. No personally, but I
don't know. I just uh, but I we could we
could find somebody.
Speaker 2: Now, we can find somebody. Well, I mean I think
that not fine. Have an a frame outside.
Speaker 1: Anybody walt kissing booths both? Yeah, I remember the old
kissing booth. I now, can you still do those after COVID?
Speaker 2: Like, is there a protocol?
Speaker 1: Because if you saw a kissing booth, yeah, right, and
you go, well, of course it depends who's in the booth.
Speaker 2: That's true too. I'm not gonna make much, but do
you remember how they used to have kissing They used
to have them, Yeah, And I always found it kind
of creepy because it's almost like an oral gang bang,
you know what I mean. I don't think you're French kissing.
It's a lot, it's a lot of you know, it's
a lot of lips up there. You know what I'm saying.
You gotta keep those lips fresh and ready to go,
ready to go. I haven't seen it. That's like an
old school thing. That's so funny. I haven't thought of
that forever. You know what, Well, I'll tell you where
we had charity. Charity. We didn't have a kissing booth.
But this girl named Alicia. I hit her as a
helper on the fourth hole of her friend Laurie, who
helped me last year and she's a messuse. And I
said bring your chair, yeah, and that works, and she goes,
I'll bring it in the car. But I don't think
it's gonna go over. There was a backup on whole four. Yeah,
we have a backup on whole four. What about whole two? Full?
She gave out all her business? What would whole four be?
Oh further, it's a part three. Yeah, so she gave massages. Yeah,
just like guy. Yeah, maybe a thirty second minute side.
I think you bring I think you bring the kissing booth.
I've thought about that with with one year old. Attractive
women with one year old? Well, kiss the baby? Remember
it was a politicians You walk around kiss a baby?
Who the fuck is giving you a kid to let
him kiss? In today's stage? Hey? Can I borrow you after?
Well obviously the parents would be there, just so cute.
Why don't you come to Why don't you come to bowling?
With ref five dollars a kiss? We will give you.
You got a really creepy guy. Uh he's in a
pink shirt with bows on it. Cann't you just that? Balls?
He's the ribbons. I'm sorry, breast cancer ribbons. Oh I
got it? Why don't you shave I like this? No,
you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, Well you
don't like it. It looks like you're a bum. I
don't look like a peat shirt. And why it was
cold out it was I'm wearing a shirt. I understand
what you're wearing, but you also have lots of layers
beneath that. He you know what I'm saying. Call me fat? Well,
not really sort of. I got trouble the coworker. Why
what did you do? Oh well, I work. Well, he's
overweight like I am, okay, And I was walking behind
him and somebody's asking about his weight and he's I
think he's fifty seven okay, and he goes, yeah, I'm
hoping to lose sixty pounds by the time I'm sixty
and I could help. But and he turns around and
goes he had fired his eyes. Why don't you shut
the funk up? Why do you always have to say
something like that's funny? So later I said, you know,
are people really sensitive like that? Like some are, but
we don't do anything about it. I came overweight, I
obviously know that, but I'm not doing anything about it
right now. So yeah, jokes are made then yeah, no,
But okay, So like in my I'm finding I often
question myself. Yeah, like I'll go at my normal because
there's very little that bothers me. That's just the kind
of person you are, is it. Yeah, there's I.
Speaker 1: Mean, there's very little that really bothers me. Now, I
will tell you that before this episode, before we started
taping this, I did have a conversation with somebody, uh
over just some things, just to get a little clarity
on something. But even there, I'm not looking to I
just want to know where I stand. I guess more
or less, and that that's it. But outside of that,
I don't why. And then I go, is there something
fucking wrong with me? Because I'll see people get worked
up about shit and I did, but I don't.
Speaker 2: I just go, eh, yeah, it was just some of
the things that get worked up about some Well, and
you should we should, right, we should be. All that
means is you give a ship. Yeah, right, and that's
important and we need to give a ship about things. Well,
sometimes people have so much above them give a ship. No,
We'll go ahead. I mean you have your son, yes, department, Yes, Bill,
If I keep it they going, yes, And You're like,
these are my important things and then this all right,
Well I'll get to that. I guess. Yeah, I got
to take care of these three four five things. First. Yeah,
I've had a I think James and I have had
a we've been on a break, Jameson and I. Yeah,
but he's down in New York City. He went. I
think today they're going to a Mets New York City
with his brother. Yeah, yeah, down there. He's been down there.
Speaker 1: He was a couple of days in Alabama and then
he flew up to New York City's probably be there
a total of five five days. Yeah, and my older
son has every days an itinerary. They went to see, uh,
the building my father grew up in in Brooklyn, and
they have a picture of uh Jameson sitting on the step,
and I go, that's probably where he sat at one point.
They went to the Bronx to see where my mother
grew up, and Uh, Jackson's got a hyper sense of family.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 1: My dad has cousins that lived down there. They all
got together for dinner and then my cousin has season
tickets to the Mets.
Speaker 2: He goes, I can't go to the game. Fellas. Here's
two tickets and it's like three rows behind home plate.
It's midfield. Yeah, so obviously yeah yeah, cityfield yield.
Speaker 1: Yeah and so yeah they're so they're going there today
and uh, I think they've been loving it. But it's
been nice for me because I've had a bit of
a break. But all I've done, Doug, honest to god,
no bullshit.
Speaker 2: I know it sounds like because I've had people go,
you're going out, you gonta have your kid? I go, no,
I'm working. I'm working. I gotta get shit set up.
And I always go ahead. I know.
Speaker 1: I just think a lot of times we don't I
don't prioritize things right.
Speaker 2: And I'm looking to.
Speaker 1: Expand and we're trying to bring more people in for're
behind the scenes stuff, and it's just been well.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what I understand. Because with the golf, yeah,
nobody cares what a cock sucktor? You love it? I
love it. See that's the dog I want, that's the
dog I missed, Hey cock? So what what about the golf?
So I'm making jellow shots, I'm making appetisers, deviled eggs. Yeah,
getting everybody set up with this give the raffle prizes,
raffle tickets. Did Dave go you're down? He didn't go. Okay,
so we'll get to that in a minute. That's everything,
all right, Yeah, oh all right, I didn't know. Yeah,
no problem. So and I was dog sitting, so I
got all this going, get the money, this that, and
it's a huge day, one hundred and fifty people. And
then the next day it's like you're going eighty mile
an hour. We're drinking all day. I couldn't even catch
a buzz because you're concentrating in this right. And then
it's like you're going eighty miles an hour. And then
Tuesday somebody slams on the brakesvent's over. Well you're still
going eighty miles an hour. So slept in, cleaning up
and uh, everything that I was doing day after day
get ready. Well, now I got nothing to do, you
know what I mean. You're doing all these things. It's
like you want to clean the kitchen, your your room,
Jamis's room. It's all done. You're like, now you're kind
of looking so you gotta no not decompress a little bit.
Fucking on the couch, buddy, I'm on the couch. Do
you want to know how weird I am? But so
so now you just but it's still being productive a
little bit, give yourself a brain. Well I'm trying to. Yeah, Tuesday,
I couldn't sit still. Wednesday I didn't.
Speaker 1: I So Jamison's been gone. He was gone last weekend
and it'll be gone most of this week in as well.
So he's been down for over a week.
Speaker 2: And I was I probably went out Saturday night and
did something I don't know, drank oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because Friday was Friday.
Speaker 1: Was my birthday and we got all screwed up there,
and then Saturday was music fest and I took my
son both nights. I'm home by nine thirty, ubered, thank
you Uber, But I did not. Yeah, so I didn't
not a whole lot of anything. So Sunday, man, I
am this is I want you to picture this in
your mind right now, Okay, pictures.
Speaker 2: You on the couch with the big bag of Cheetos. No,
I did not have the cheetos. I had Cheetos, did you. Yeah?
Last week I almost took a picture of sent you.
I wish she did. So I get up at one
o'clock in the afternoon Sunday place. It's nice and dark.
Speaker 1: I have a fucking fridgid cold in my underwear. Stumble
out to the kitchen, make some coffee. It's one o'clock.
Get on the couch, wrap up in a blanket. But
when I wrap up in a blanket, I put it
over my head. Yes, so I look like mother Teresa.
I'm wrapped up in my underwear. Classical music and I'm
reading a book. That's how fucking weird I am.
Speaker 2: And you asked me if people think I'm gay? What
classical music in a book? Yeah, that makes you gay?
All right? All of a sudden, ding dong, I ain't
answering that door. I am not answering. No one's here,
No one's here, ding dong. I go and I peak out.
I'm not answering it. I'm not doing it. Was it
some kids selling a figure? Now that kid think I
was out of town. That guy I got. That's freaking crazy. Well,
I'm glad things went we old with that. I think
that's it's amazing. So we had the tournament and then
we went to a Lachlan's sponsors and we drank more
than my neighbor Kristen, who's a helpers next to dad
picked Dad up, and then he came over and oh, okay,
I thought I saw a picture of your dad picture. Yeah,
and then of course he must love that. Well, he
must Saturday, and and uh, I wasn't gonna have him
right around the cart because the carts are just bouncing
so much. Yeah, but I mean, like I said, come on,
I'll say ihad everybody, And he didn't. I don't know.
I think he came there later and then everybody's where
are you? Where were you today?
Speaker 1: And yeah, but it kind of felt bad. I think
he likes I think your dad. I think he likes
looking at the young ladies. You think that a little bit,
not in a bad way, just have young.
Speaker 2: Ladies for him.
Speaker 1: Do you understand what I'm saying. I do called old
man eyes. Yes, that's what it is, old man eyes.
He'll come out next year, you know, old man eyes.
Speaker 2: I used to I.
Speaker 1: I sometimes I think people's standards. You have to lower
your standards as you get older.
Speaker 2: It's just the way it is. I don't know. I'm
sure anybody who talks to me, I go, oh, they
must have really lowered their standards and talking to me.
I don't understand.
Speaker 1: I don't understand what's happening. Uh, what else is going
on in your in your world?
Speaker 2: Now? Now you got the Now it's bowling in a
month and a half, trying to do that. I got
four weddings coming up, four weddings in a funeral. Ladies
and gentleman, this time when you please rise, my honor
to introduce for the very first time, you know them,
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your hands together. Let me hear the love out there
for mister and missus Bill and Karen Mora. Whoa, whoa,
it's a different Bill, I know for real. Yeah, this
is real, guys know. Oh Jesus Christ just scared the
ship out of me. I'm like, wait, what I heard?
By the way that Karen, I mean, I like my
strangter got tight. It's always a Karen too. I don't
know where I.
Speaker 1: Pulled that one from. Yeah, there's just so many things happen,
so many things. I have a apologize.
Speaker 2: You want. Last time I saw you, I think was
a bt B. Oh yeah yeah. And I don't think
we did anything after that, No, yeah, no we did not.
So that was end of July. Yeah, it was oh god, no,
fuck man, we haven't done that. I have to look
at my Do you feel neglected, Doug? Do you feel neglected?
I feel Do you feel like I've put you to
the outside outside? It's amazing what you can get used to.
That sounds. That is what that If a woman says
that line to you, right if he If a woman
drops that line on you, that's crush. That's like where
you just go, fuck you better step up your game
where it's over. Dick knows that's exactly how it would be.
Did you see all the pictures? Yeah? I did. Yeah,
So this picture is a I don't know if anybody remembers.
Uh it was a Mick Ultra cooler and my friend
founded it, Uh Goodwill and she goes, hey, golf things
coming up? You want this? I'm like absolutely So. So
I have a carpet. I have a few construction friends
and very handy. So I don't know how to drill
through plastic or what kind of bit to use. So
I call my friend Mike, and Mike Bailey, who listens
to this podcast, you know what, use there's any bit
I'll go through? Really well. I didn't know that, so
I didn't want to ruin it. Where's your iPad that's
at home? Okay, you want to be sure everything's working.
So I called Mike. I got back. I called Mike
the week before and uh, I go, hey, can you
come over. I just want to make sure I do
this right now? Fucking up? And he goes, ah, we
got plenty of time. He goes, You're your tournaments in
two weeks, right, go it's monday. You're playing in it?
Because I am. Are you sure it's monday? Echo? Yeah,
I'm pretty sure with one hundred ninety devil eggs in
my fridge. Yeah. So he came over. It came out great.
Everybody loved it. It's very nice. Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1: Let me see if we can find out this is
you know, this is like you're like the annoying coworker
with the pictures of their kids.
Speaker 2: Oh let me see, boy, this has been a see
where I'm on my on August fifteenth, No bill, yeah,
jello shots. Oh wait a minute, August ninth. Okay, see,
I told you it wasn't fucking three weeks. I don't
think that's three weeks. I don't think.
Speaker 1: So.
Speaker 2: Well, let's take a look at what the Mayans called
a calendar. Okay, the ninth, one two, this is twenty
one days, three weeks. Oh my god, yeah, this is
twenty one days. So you really you I heard you.
Then now I hurt your feelings. Bill, just it's you know,
the first few times was fine, and then you just
kind of it's like driving in the city. There's always
speed bumps. You just get used to it. Sure the
car falls apart, and you know it hurts things and
things are falling off. But I know that I know
that straightaway is coming. All right. Well, no, it was
a great event where we've already got a booked next
year for August twenty fourth. All right, and when we
come back, I'll tell you I have a little bit
of comedy, do you do? Yeah? Oh this is exciting
a little bit. Oh no, I like this.
Speaker 1: Okay, awesome, all right, we will We'll take a moment.
I've been doing them where we've just been going straight through.
Speaker 2: But we'll take a moment. No, no, no, no, we're
gonna take a moment, Doug, We're gonna take a moment. Okay,
be right back. All right.
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everybody's just. CHASING that i used to know how to.
Play that every rose has, A, THORN yeah i don't. Know,
poison yeah so what's the? Comedy thing MY friend i
got called by two different places to do a corporate
event and one was going to Be. At ridgemont they
never had a. Comic before they want to do. Something
different AND BECAUSE, i DJ and i know the people
that are run in, the KITCHEN so, I said i DON'T.
HAVE pg I have pg THIRTEEN. TO r, I go i,
don't swear but, it is, you know, adult VERSION and
i gave her. An example, i'm, Like yeah i'm really
glad to be here and doing. This show and LAST
week i got a. NEW job i started my. FIRST
porno i played the husband at least. For work and
she started laughing, and okay yeah. We did does she say?
That works, she, GOES well i don't know. About That when, i'm, like,
well exactly you can't nit pick. A SET so, I
go i'm just gonna. Say no AND then i Gave
Her danny liberto's NUMBER because i get booked by him
and he HE'LL know G. Or pg. Sure people and
then the old owner Of The Dutch. Mill katie she
works at a wellness center, and again we like you,
do COMEDY and i GO. Well pg THIRTEEN to r and,
nothing POLITICALIZED so i don't have any political or anything.
Like that so she's going on VACATION and, i said
when you, come back why don't you come over my
HOUSE and i will perform my set. For, you now this.
Is ballsy this.
Speaker 1: Is ballsy i'm gonna tell, You, THIS okay i THINK
because i know back in like the comedy boom of
the eighties into the nineties, and STUFF and i know
people who they had to go in the room with the,
club owner yes and perform, their set and it's like
it's so fucking hard because they're like, looking around and
it's very uncomfortable when, you're performing like aircheck sessions back,
in radio you have to sit with the program director
and you would tape yourself on the radio and they
would play it back and the only time it taped
was when the, microphone opened so you only had your voice,
on there and they would critique what, you said what,
you did what you, didn't do and. It's UNCOMFORTABLE so
i think this, is ballsy but smart, thank you, but
smart and she's gonna bring two. Co, workers okay so,
come over make you. SOME drinks, i said then this
will be good.
Speaker 2: For me wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait,
wait wait there's one way you can seal, this. Deal buddy?
What's it? You know have sex? With? Health Three oh,
jesus dog why is your mind always in? The? Gutter
REALLY maybe i should start going? To? Church, yeah no
do you go? TO church, I know I know i
do not go. To church or do YOU think i go?
To church i'll tell you this joke. OFF AIR i
i think that you know. The way it's? Not sex
what else is? Devil? Eggs yes, oh yes? Deviled. Eggs
BUDDY so i said this will be good. FOR me
i haven't done it set in. A while Oh and
i'll put my set Together and i'll be prepared for
you to do forty. Five minutes so just give me
a little fire under my ass to get back. Into
it so, to say what about the corporate of? Event
though so, SHE said i don't know about, that joke
the the? Yeah, JOKE yeah, i said that's probably one
of my. Edgier ones asier ONES and i talked about dating,
old WOMEN and, I says i just can't guarantee it's
going to BE all PG and, I go i'm not
going to embarrass myself nor you if you have four
or five coworkers, GOING yeah i don't, like this or
walk out or then talk to me and be like yeah.
This uhya lisa brought this. GUY in i was, very
OFFENDED and i don't know what she, Was, thinking, Well
yeah i'm not gonna. DO that. I did i haven't
done comedy. IN years i used to do. A lot
they iron. A smoke, oh no it was finger legs when. You, bombed,
Yeah yeah AND so i went THIS was i went out.
To Do Here's. Bill Moran. THANKS bill i mean that's
about as short as your. Set was the uh.
Speaker 1: THERE was i did some Gig Out spencer, port somewhere
and so they had served and then, they said, all right,
uh well chaplain's gonna come up and say. A prayer
so he does some blessing or something, like that and
then it's ME and i PROBABLY got i mean it, was,
dirty dirty to the point where there was one table
the place Is fucking they're falling out of.
Speaker 2: Their chair there's one table that is. Not laughing it is.
So UPTIGHT and i, was like and the guy came up,
to me. Screw them but they were so up there
was where the priest was sitting like that whole table
did NOT even, i mean they.
Speaker 1: Were, like stoic, you know you know the picture of
the farmer and, his, wife yes standing that that was
their faces the. Entire TIME and i, SAID that i
pointed it out.
Speaker 2: Goes this, oh god it had to be close to twenty. Years, ago,
yeah yeah when you're a. YOUNG environment i had it, all,
GOING baby i had a couple. Of sketches i'm gonna.
Speaker 1: Rack this i'm trying. TO remember i DON'T think i was.
EVEN married i might have been like, twenty six twenty seven.
Speaker 2: Years old now were you writing your own stuff when
you were? On stage and did you fly, by anybody
like not a writing group, or anything or you, ask friends,
you know what do you think about this joke just went?
Up there if it just went, up there if it
were never in a comedy club or anything, like that
what do you mean to until warm up for a show? Like, that,
YEAH no. I didn't did you ever introduce at a
comedy Club? Back? Yuk, yeah yeah Anything Not yuk yuck's
or whatever they were no. COMICS cafe i did a
LOT of mc, Worked, there okay a ton of it all.
THE time i was there. A lot as a matter.
Of fact did you have your? Same routine you MUST have.
I did i did more planing off the.
Speaker 1: Crowd, stuff yeah AND then i would write THINGS so
i would work them in and if, they worked.
Speaker 2: They worked if, they didn't but you had some time.
IN there i THINK once i got drunk and did,
seventeen minutes which is really bad FOR the mc in
Front Of. Bobby Slayton, M oh bobby was under, the weather. Didn't,
care yeah and then There was i'm trying to think
there was another time where there was. A bunch i'm
trying there Was.
Speaker 1: U Oh, kevin meanie The Late kevin meanie was working
on a special and so he would come Up every
Tuesday to rochester and he would work is Set Out
Tuesday wednesday thursday at the club or LIKE maybe i
think It Was. Tuesday wednesday there was three nights he
would DO and i opened for him for all. Those,
cool yeah there was one time it got really, uncomfortable
though because some chick is and there were, small crowds
right because it's a weak night and he's just working
new material and getting ready to do a stand. Up
special and this lady's on her phone and she's like
talking To, the, yeah yeah. Of course it was, just
like what do you think we're going back to?
Speaker 2: The, thousand, okay yeah. Two thousands there's probably like two
thousand four.
Speaker 1: Or, five, yeah okay yeah we had. Two thousand ye they. Had,
phones okay what do you think? WE'RE doing i, Don't, Remember.
Speaker 2: Hey mabel can you connect Me? To doug? Keep going
you connect Me To dave films because you have cell.
PHONES along i don't. Remember.
Speaker 1: Exactly yes so this lady starts talking on her PHONE
and i, said something and then she goes hanging ON and,
i go and then she. Turned around she starts fucking yelling.
At ME because, I go, I go, I'll wait i'll
wait till. You're done THAT'S what. I said i was
doing it just TO be I thought i said it
in a. Funny way she's fucking yelling. AT me i
got my kids out of, the BAR and i, was LIKE.
Speaker 2: So I think i fired. Something back now her husband's yelling.
At me it was. Fucking horrible it. Was horrible it.
WAS horrible i, was like it's just a. Comedy club
can we have a fucking? Joke, Please yeah so, you
know it's just. FUN cool i like it. WHEN thing
i love when. SHIT bombs i know. THAT'S terrible i.
LOVE it i, love IT and i love it when.
It's me.
Speaker 1: I'm, that serious like in, a club in a, comedy
club because people are there to laugh when you're doing these.
Other shows but if you have a nice crowd of
the comedy club and all of, a sudden it's just
as quiet and or they're like and there's nothing.
Speaker 2: Really happening you can hear the clink of the plates.
And stuff there are TIMES where i will just STOP
and i would just just take that moment in, right
there just, That. Moment doug it. Was amazing it was
so cool because.
Speaker 1: And THAT'S what i always loved about comedy was, you
know you're in, a BAND and i, WOULD say i
would say this all the time when you did the.
FUNNIEST person i would, always go these people that are
coming to the stage are really putting themselves out there because.
There's nobody if you fuck up in, a band somebody
can cover her. For, you right you get the, wrong
chord somebody can. Do it the drum guy can go a,
little louder, You know keith get.
Speaker 2: It back but there's not. There's nothing, it's you your
words and. A microphone. That's it. To me it's the most.
Ballsy PERFORM did i tell you about the girl in? The,
comedy yes she made it to. The finals good and
she didn't she didn't place. Top three it was fun
to work out of. Some comedy what a great what
great experience for, her.
Speaker 1: TOO though i mean, that's great. That's fantastic that's exactly what. You,
want YEAH but i would keep pushing for more corporate stuff.
Speaker 2: From you well, know yeah bring a lot of energy, To. It,
doug yeah. You do THAT'S what.
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's a that's what. You want somebody
that's gonna, you know you can they can feed.
Speaker 2: OFF you i think. That's, awesome.
Speaker 1: Thanks awesome doug just showed ME a ai Uh an ai. Bought,
robot yes so here's there's a. Great dow there's a
guessing as a. Sex dow there's a really interesting story
right now and it's very. Very strange did you.
Speaker 2: SEE the ai cartoon? Of? Me no my. Buddy, didn't
no let's SEE. The ai oh that's funny in The,
fresh yeah. Golf, tournament oh. That's awesome it's it's thinner.
Than me put it. Up there. That's awesome the it's
just it's this is a very.
Speaker 1: Strange, Story, apparently uh An ex yahoo executive.
Speaker 2: Murdered, its mother who is.
Speaker 1: Eighty three but if you looked, at her she certainly
had plastic surgery done because she doesn't look close to.
Speaker 2: Eighty, three uh but but really good, plastic surgery you.
Know everything she.
Speaker 1: Just looks if you, saw her you would go maybe, sixty,
five right a good twenty. Years younger this, guy murderer
the son his, own mother and he's was fifty is? Fifty,
seven NO he i think he committed. Committed suicide they're
finding that he would go ON. Chat gpt and this
is the fucked up part of the THING that i didn't.
EVEN know i USED chat gpt from time to time
as an, idea, starter something turn a, phrase better something.
Speaker 2: Like that not. This guy and there are people that'll,
tell you why pay, For therapy.
Speaker 1: Go TO, chat gpt ask it for steps to, go
through and there's prompts and it probably gives you. Sound
advice it's coming from articles that are written right. About,
whatever okay this motherfucker his name Is Stein. Eric, solberg
now the Only STEIN eric i knew was the The.
LIMP skier i don't know if you Remember stein Erickson.
Stein erickson and so if you go ever Get To, Deer,
valley utah there's The Stein erickson. Lodge, there OKAY and
I met i think stein Lived In, park.
Speaker 2: CITY and i don't KNOW if I think i, met
HIM but i.
Speaker 1: Don't Remember h so he NICKNAMED his AI Chat, gpt
bobby and he would have these Conversations with bobby about
things like but he had like schizophreny.
Speaker 2: Or something so he's putting the prompts in and it's,
coming back like fueling his paranoia like.
Speaker 1: His mother in, one exchange he claimed his mother and
her friend were trying to poison him by putting psychedelic
drugs in his car's. Air vents he types that INTO, Chat, Gpt,
HEY bobby i think my mother is trying to give
and the, Chatbot, Replied eric you're. Not crazy and if
it was done by your mother and, her friend that
elevates the complexity And, betrayal wow do you See what?
Speaker 2: I'm, Saying LIKE and i just think THAT, CHAT gpt
i don't know that it's so people are actually at
least this guy is listening. To it all kinds of fucked.
Speaker 1: Up SHIT then i see at the end of this
article there's a couple that are are suing UH chat
gpt because well they're, uh yeah during a twenty nineteen. Suicide,
attempt no this is. SOMETHING else i think it was
a kid who committed suicide, and yeah let's see she was,
a fearless brave. And accomplished, SOMEBODY said i don't, know
anyway these parents are suing because their kid went on
there and found ways to commit suicide or asked. ABOUT
suicide i. Don't know but it's searching the web to
give you. Inform information but this is the fucking.
Speaker 2: Scary part so these people don't have friends to, talk
to so they're gonna go on chant IPA. Or ai
and this is my.
Speaker 1: New, friend well all of, a sudden all of, A sudden.
I'M paranoid i can't. Trust anybody WHO can? I? TRUST right,
i mean LET'S say i have a, Mental illness WHO can?
I TRUST so i go TO chat gpt that becomes.
My friend i've trained this thing to talk, to me
and now all of a sudden it's giving me someff and,
it's like.
Speaker 2: Holy fuck you know the old like Chatpte, Is. Betty
betty bill hasn't had me out for twenty. One days
he has obvious issues and you shouldn't put a banana
in his. Mud whistle oh, great.
Speaker 1: Idea buddy this guy's ex wife got a restraining order
banning him from drinking before visiting. Their kids amazing disparaging
remarks about. The family when did when did it all?
Speaker 2: Go? Wrong bill? The eighties For, The, Eightieskay no i'm
gonna tell you when it all? Went, WRONG okay i
mean you had one, Family income, DAD work i took
care of. The, KIDS well i grew up in, the
EIGHTIES and, i, think uh my. MOM worked i think
we had a better life because.
Speaker 3: Of that.
Speaker 2: MY mom i always thought it. Was great she had a.
Master's degree, YOU know i. Get that but there was.
More trusting you, played outside lights went on little, by
little just kind of got, it's, Worse, Right yeah and.
It's this it's. The phone it's the phone of the
people in. The world the phone isn't. Doing, anything no,
but no you can get on there and see anything
anything right. And THAT and i. JUST saw i don't
think you're experiencing. The world you're experiencing on. A screen
you're not out there. Doing right, my friend. My, Girlfriend
uh i'll get you a big shovel. From home. Deep
focus you just love digging yourself a bigger hole. Every
NOW and i. DON'T know i, just, said well this
this lovely human being that's. Spends time what?
Speaker 3: IS she?
Speaker 2: I am i. Gotta fuck she's my, parole officers, my girlfriend.
My girlfriend she's not, my FANS but i. LIKE her
i know her. LAST name i wrote her. A letter
we go. TO dinner i let her pick the RESTAURANT and.
I pay sometimes, she pays but not all. The time but.
We smile, all right? All right what? Is that you
came a? Picture here there's a, girl here it's. A,
girlfriend okay are you letting her name out of? The? Public,
NO oh i don't SEE why. I could I suppose.
I don't i don't like to make people uncomfortable. Or,
anything no not, at, All, Right dad dad says high by, The,
way no don't. Say it don't don't say. Your name
it should be some, private yeah a. Little bit let's Call. Her, Abby,
no no you Don't Like, abby no because she's gonna
make you think. Of, abbots NO like i need another
reason to think, of, habbits right?
Speaker 1: All right so she sent me this thing of somebody
talking about the phone and what it's doing to kids
and why it's so.
Speaker 2: Important to take the.
Speaker 1: Phone AWAY and i know it sounds funny and people
will laugh, at this but Even, in australia they're starting
to do nature deficit disorders what. They're calling it, sounds
crazy but when you take a walk, in nature you.
Speaker 2: Feel better you just. Get outside put this. Thing away i've.
Speaker 1: Been taken i've been walking like every, Other day i'll
go to the gym or WALK and i don't listen to.
Speaker 2: Anything anymore, no, music, no, nothing. Nothing no and. It's
great you think shit out. Your mind.
Speaker 1: Just YEAH and i think that that's a. MISSING element
i think that WE'RE so i think our attention span has.
BEEN shortened i think that we uh kids. In particular
it'll be very INTERESTING because I Think New york state,
this year the state as, a whole is.
Speaker 2: Making, the Yes thank god For Hokel well i'm just.
They're banning i'm. NOT this i don't think it.
Speaker 1: Was her i'm, just, saying, like no it would be
interesting to me to see how that works, or, doesn't
right because some parents, are, LIKE fuck i need to
get a hold of the kid if something.
Speaker 2: Goes on somebody said that to me the. Other day
when you were in grammar school or, High School, doug
phelps please come to the, principal's, office everybody, and hey
your h, your mother shut the, fuck, up suck there's been,
an accident, and yeah you know she won't be able
to pick you up. From school we used to love
when they would do that because and how often, that
happened five times. A.
Speaker 1: Year no we used to sit at the payphone and
in the lobby with the high school and they call
this school and Asked For.
Speaker 2: Mike, hunt, yeah GOSH and i remember.
Speaker 1: Missus bag she her Name Was, Missus Beg, missus beg
and missus basat there and we, would wait, Wait.
Speaker 2: Here, Mike Hunt, mike hunt you have a phone call
in the, Main Office. Mike hunt and we would laugh
and roar, and laugh and then, they go who? Did? It?
Right yep that was. The thing but.
Speaker 1: YOU'RE right i don't think we need to have the phones,
as much but it's Become almost is it? A necessity
we would say it's, a necessity you, need, it right,
of course we all are nobody that escapes. This thing
and if you talk to like, the executives you go
to the Guys at apple. AND stuff i have READ
things I don't i certainly don't know, these guys, So
right i'll take it with a. Grain salt but they
don't let their kids. Have them AND then i see
people like my son. WHO'S fifteen i think he's had
some sort of electronic device in his hand of a
tablet or a phone.
Speaker 2: Since he was in.
Speaker 1: A hycher since he was in, a hycher and there
was oftentimes like you go out, to dinner the brother brothers,
are yeah and then, you, go oh how shitty?
Speaker 2: Is, this well they're saying it's very hard for the kids.
Growing up they get to be, twenty three, twenty four
they don't know how to communicate. With others that may,
be true because they're. Not talking that may.
Speaker 1: Be TRUE like i like to think my older guys
are a little. Bit better they didn't we didn't. Have
access you had to be a. Certain age they were
so pissed OFF because i think you had to be
thirteen to get.
Speaker 2: A phone in. Our, house yeah when they. Were little
and then jamesit comes ALONG and i think for his
Ten birthday be gave him, a PHONE and i just
remember jooring that's the most unfair. THING ever, i go,
he's ten. You're eighteen.
Speaker 1: Just relaxed, It's okay everything's gonna, be okay, You know
but it's just. It's weird and again we say in
necessity because we want to know where the. Kid is
it's an easier way to. Track them it's all. This
stuff but, YOU know, I was i was.
Speaker 2: That many emergencies that. YOU need, I mean i would
probably be well just to track, the kid like. To
go but my they didn't KNOW where i was for
all day long exactly or what we. Were doing we
were up in the woods stealing, people's cigarettes fighting bottles,
of beer tapping them and throwing them like missiles and
then watching them explode in the air when you tap
the cap on the. Pavement anymore but like going out
in the wag and just riding bikes, All, day no
NOT that, i KNOW but i mean driving. AROUND uber
i never see pick up games of football or basketball in.
The street some basketball here, and there but, you know
nobody's taking. A, Walk no i'm. Riding bikes but it's
more it's not kids. Riding bike. Its people. You know
they got the helmet and the the like shirt and
it's yellow when it matches a BIKE and i want
to run them OVER because i can't. Stand them but
get out of. My way i'm just like.
Speaker 1: A vehicle i always worry about, those guys HONESTLY because
i had a friend who was a professional cyclist and
one of his good buddies. Got, killed yeah and, it's like,
you know he would go by himself On a sunday,
morning out, you know ninety miles on. His, bike yeah
and down into the hills Around The canadaga lake and
on the, you, go man all you need is one
person and there and. The, glare right you come up
On a sunday morning with the sun and there's glare
and you don't see the cyclist and you go off.
Speaker 2: The road a little bit And old granny going to
church with and not that it would be, YOU know
i almost got an, axent yesterday the pulling Out. Of
wegmans uh turns and Going. Into wegmans but then they
were the. Wrong entrance they were Going To, tim horton's
which was one hundred yards ahead. Of ME so i
started pulling out and they just. Kept going but the turning,
was right and they're they're waving with the handicap sticker
on it or whatever, it is, meaning, maybe yeah did they?
Make it did they? Make?
Speaker 1: It along now at a certain age you have to.
GET retested i thought. IT right i would always thought at.
LEAST yeah i always thought that.
Speaker 2: People just have to, Slow down AND now i Think a. Harry,
there uh state police are going following school buses to
make sure nobody. Passes them that's a. Big, thing yeah
that's a. Big fine it's a huge it. Should, be
yeah you got to. Slow down there's got to be. A,
WAY well i know it's some but. State's counties i've
seen like just yellow poles and they've got. The, cameras
yeah the same way as on all. THE buses a
couple of, Years ago danny. GOT nailed i got nailed
for a. Speaking, ticket yeah we should have more. Of that.
I'm guilty i'm, guilty too but not. As guilty as
some of THE stuff i see.
Speaker 1: The well, the, phone right we have a no touch, law,
now yeah you can't touch your phone. At all and
yet YOU see i watched somebody just driving with the,
phone UP and, i go this thing has become so
we're so dependent. Upon it i'll put it, that way
that we we can't ever be, without it, every ding,
every time. Every everything. It's distracted you don't have a
home phone with a voicemail.
Speaker 2: Right in and but we got to run like we
got to. Run, deep hi you've Reached. The morans we're
out with our children right now, for dinner so please leave.
A message we'll get back. To you so it, was,
Possible peep then do you remember? Like? It yo? Bill,
man yo you got my sunglasses from? A? Countries yo
you hanging out with a happy. Sass man, ALL right
i hope you. Hear it i'll see. You later you
ever get one? Of those, uh, no, no no.
Speaker 1: Not anymore i've gotten you're hanging out with the hot
piece of ASS though i have, gotten THAT but i
haven't gotten.
Speaker 2: THE sunglasses i.
Speaker 1: Didn't see but, uh YES but i think we're so,
so distracted so dependent and. All that and now if
you got meant here's the. Other thing it's not just
that the phone gives you access to people that support.
Your ideas so now we're so you're a popular in.
Speaker 2: A way i mean if you get if you post
something and get a, couple, likes yes you're, in right
people are looking. At Me i'm i'm.
Speaker 1: Being seen but let's say, you've got, you know some
ideology and you find your tribe of people that, Support
that so now you feel like you're. Right right but
what we forget is there's it's an opinion, by definition
and a very simple simple it's not, exactly right but
by definition is halfway between fact. And, fiction right it's
based on fact and some of it's your thoughts, on
it which could be. Called FICTION and i think that
we start to think we're so right that we get
fervor in and, THAT'S why, i think leading to a
lack of being able to.
Speaker 2: Actually Discuss and i'll tell, You, this doug just to
take it political for.
Speaker 1: A moment there's one side of the AISLE that i
think is so fractured because there's so many different groups.
Of stuff, you know one side of the aisle is
big business in, the church the other side of the
aisle is all these. Other things they can't fucking agree,
on anything and.
Speaker 2: Everybody's right because They've GOT well i just went on
social MEDIA and i got two hundred people that Tell me.
I'm right that's two. Hundred people That's not do you
Understand what? I'm saying like that? Scares people, Her right
i'm not, gonna, hand yeah but that.
Speaker 1: Scares me that scares me for the future, of PEOPLE
because i go what happened to critical thinking and being
able to hear another opinion and maybe changing?
Speaker 2: Your mind, It's okay well the debating and just having a, nice,
conversation right and go back.
Speaker 1: TO this ceo guy who who's got mental illness and
it just gets fueled by the chat shept or social
MEDIA or i see all. The shit the kid that
was just shot up the school earlier in, the, week
right the same kind.
Speaker 2: Of thing the church.
Speaker 1: School, church church but they it was a school associated with.
The church the kids were in church and.
Speaker 2: He was writing he or, she, Was yes gendery writing
down how he hates this Or. She yeah you know
it's said that nobody found that or have anybody talked,
to exactly, you know LIKE and i don't know if
the person lived.
Speaker 1: BY themselves i saw a video like all the weapons
this person had, access to and now it's the.
Speaker 2: Mother exactly, you know you talk About The. Second amendment
where are we going with people that ARE selling i,
DON'T know i. Don't Know. It's america you can get,
anything right. It is that's. The thing you pass, a
law no. More guns the people that are using them. Don't,
care no you're not, fixing anything but you're just trying
to look good at.
Speaker 1: The, public well, we gotta, you gotta we do have
to try to. Do something but it's a mental. Health
thing it's a it's all kinds.
Speaker 2: OF ship i.
Speaker 1: DON'T know i don't know where to go, with it but,
EITHER way i do think a lot of it. Starts
here and if you give yourself a break from, the
phone put on a little classical music and take.
Speaker 2: A walk don't what's wrong with? Classical? Music talk you
can't take a walk if you're wrapped up and reading. A,
book no. You, can't yeah in, your underwear wrapped up
like it LOOKED like i. Was HOMELESS classical i have
now listened to classic Music. ON sundays i do sometimes
instead of going to Bar Uh, Sunday funday like those days.
Are done i'm going to go on a. Golf, course
yeah for good or bad? At all, side sunshine you?
Got baby i'd rather do that for? Four hours?
Speaker 1: All right well we'll take, a break enlightening up and,
then okay all dark with the chat ept driving people
to kill.
Speaker 2: Their, mom yeah we don't, Want, that no. We don't.
We're fun, we're loving carrying people that want to bring
entertainment and hopefully giggle a. Little BIT so i Do
my friday funny see THAT yesterday i? Did? Not okay
are we still Friends? On? Facebook? ABSOLUTELY oh i thought
wants to? Adopt, you right so he's putting in. The,
paperwork yes. THAT'S right i need my. YOUNGER brother i
lost my sex advice once? You're adopted are? You kidding you?
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like and there you didn't, have, video right you Know what,
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cool and, it's, like hey or somebody else accidentally tells. On,
us right they're NOT the i don't think the intention
is to get someone, in TROUBLE but i think if
the debauchery got, out there it would.
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about having different levels. Of, fame yeah but you don't.
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Speaker 2: Seen some videos where they're they. Turn around Happened With.
Tom hanks his wife almost tripped and he, turned around
so you get the fuck out of my, you know
well that was. The, paparazzi, Paparazzi, RIGHT well i think
that was. Just followers rosy was was, filming it.
Speaker 1: Filming him but there's, the yeah well the paparazzi is
anybody just selling their, fucking photos you KNOW what? I,
mean right that's all it's going.
Speaker 2: To be. So JOURNALISM and i don't know how they
get away with that because they can have it Under That.
First amendment but freedom OF pressed i often like we
See Those tom hanks is at a certain level. Of, fame.
Oh global, uh, so right so is?
Speaker 1: That EVERYBODY and i STILL think i live in a
world And maybe i'll, be Curious so i'll say this
and we'll see what. YOU think I believe i live
in a world WHERE if i dropped, my wallet depending
on where, it is but let's say it was just around,
here Somewhere that i'm more than likely going to get
it back with all the content still.
Speaker 2: In It, in, Fairport, yes doug In. Fucking, fairport, okay
yes because they Know You're. Bill, MORAN no i just.
THINK that i JUST think i think. Most people that's
how most people. Are now it only takes one to
go the, other, Way RIGHT but i really do Think
that i've dropped. My wallet i've had, people, GO hey
i held this, for you you.
Speaker 1: Lost This or i've had things fall out of my
car and somebody chasing, After, me hey you dropped it
in like a parking Lot.
Speaker 2: In, Fairport.
Speaker 1: NO henrietta I once i was going Into a WALMART
and i think a card, Fell OUT like i was
looking at STUFF and i didn't have it secured in,
the WALLET and i, DON'T know i through the walle
in the coat pocket and it fell. Library, card yeah
it was my fucking. Bank card and some buddy came up, and,
said hey you said you're reading. A book could have
been your. Library card, you know, you try you, try
to you try to. Improve yourself this, is now this
is this is how people keep. You down this is
a great example of how people keep you. Fucking down
you try to, improve yourself you raise rape how, My
man i'm not even.
Speaker 2: Yelling here.
Speaker 1: I'm raised i'm raising my level of of. The EDUCATION
and i listened to classical Music and i'm educating my
Mind and i'm reading and doing.
Speaker 2: All this and what do you do when you get your?
Library card could have been. Like that it was, A,
question well there's a lot. Of cards this, is you
this is you shipping just ship upon as my apparently
is My native american name upon from the. Slap, track yes, Exactly.
Exactly doug what scares you? In? Life anything? These days what?
Scares me it's a.
Speaker 1: CERTAIN thing i think there's things that we don't ever really.
Talk about And sometimes, i'm curious because do you ever
feel like you're well.
Speaker 2: Being fifty five and my dad. Being EIGHTY so I
figure i'm just going to live as long as. My
DAD so i have twenty five more years to. Do
stuff it's an interesting way to look, at it. Isn't
it because some people have told me that their Parents,
pass yeah so obviously you would be the next, in
line right and that think about that after a loved,
one passes, YOU know i don't know if you've had
thoughts or in depth or, you know, just time especially
with driving or. Time alone you just think. About things so.
SCARES me i don't want to get used to the idea.
OF passing i. Know, that yeah even at. Fifty, five
yeah so you won't. Even know you'll you'll dine in
your sleeph hopefully with a. Massive heart that's going, to
happen hopefully with the cat. Laying there when We found
dougie was very bloated in. The cat the cat and
we didn't know what happened to himuntil four. Weeks later
bill call them do a, podcast again couldn't get a hold.
Of it and then another four weeks went by and
then oh we went in there and the cat was
eating his toes ooze all. OVER everything.
Speaker 1: I can understand that sort. OF thing i think that's
a very very good way, to live is, to say
but you got to live and this is the. Hard
part and a lot of times we have conditioned ourselves
through the easy access to everything that it's easier to
Throw on netflix than it is to maybe, planet trip.
Speaker 2: Yes you KNOW what? I?
Speaker 1: Mean yeah or AND when i say, planet trip or
just take a hike or. Do whatever but like try
to get out there, with golf?
Speaker 2: You DO and i. Do cancer but and people ask
me why you know who in your family? Was Affected and,
i'm like you, KNOW what i WAS just i have,
NO wife i.
Speaker 1: WAS bored i. WAS TRYING i i. LOVE boobies i
like to. TOUCH them i like to, squeeze them sucking, you're.
Speaker 2: Small to save. Them all so to do something with,
MY life i had made a movie that more than
a mouthfuls? Of waste? Gosh serious note that is that
the book you Were? Reading, scrubbler no it's called more than?
A mouthfuls?
Speaker 1: Was doctor you never Heard Of doctor seuss's the adult
book more than a mouthfuls?
Speaker 2: Of waste but just to have a drive and a goals, in,
life yeah, you know still keep some fire to do something.
Speaker 1: When you think, About it if, YOU go i have
twenty five more years your your dad's. Still fine so
you could go alonger.
Speaker 2: Than that he's got the ski poles now walking around
the CALL the sec good. For, him yeah, that's awesome you.
SHOULD go i would go do a few laps. WITH
him i went on like a DATE where i had,
a walk, we walked we took a walk on the
canal and we're just WALKING and i, go up somebody's
about to lap us and, she, goes well we're Like
a sunday STROLL and, i, go, oh well. THEN go
i fucking couldn't, Keep. UP doug i was so sweaty by,
The end i'm dripping. FUCKING sweat i got a wick
away SHIRT that i could fucking. RING out, i thought
what happened to the boxing? Us there you haven't done
that in. A while i haven't done, It years, no, years,
yeah years like almost. Two years, two, years yeah almost,
two years. Yeah plural i've been back in different so.
Speaker 1: So YES so i, have Said and i've said this
on the podcast, AT nauseam i, feel LIKE and i
don't mean to, do THAT but i kind of go
the line.
Speaker 2: Of delineation, for me that's a big word. For me
what do, you? Mean? Uh? Delation delineation is it four.
Syllables delineation, IT'S like, i see this IS why i got.
An upgrade this is twenty. One days this. Is why
uh you read that in That fucking, booky's, LIKE no
i want to use this with.
Speaker 1: The line of Delineation is it's like the line. Of
change what was the marker of change in? Your life
the line, of, delineation right this is where the. Boundary
IS and i think for me when my, dad passed
and my dad was like a very big presence in
my life as, a child maybe not so much as,
an adult but he always had strong opinions and they
were like spoken, as, fact right and and yet no,
matter WHAT and i said this even in, the eulogy
he was a protector and he always had your back no,
matter what and financially any. Other WAY and i think,
FOR me, i, went ooh The great protector's. Not HERE
gotta i gotta pull. Myself together NOT that i have,
been BAD but i have a son that lives with
ME that i need more. Focus There and i've got these.
Different things and to, your point we can all talk about, you,
know everybody, not everybody.
Speaker 2: But PEOPLE say i should write. A book i live
so much well then.
Speaker 1: Write it see, What, happens well fucking write it and
instead of Going. TO netflix i have a friend who said,
TO me, i, go man how do you? Do this
he's got a daughter who is. A junior i think
she's only, a junior already committed, to college d want
scholarship field hockey and.
Speaker 2: Trying Out FOR.
Speaker 1: Team usa got an invite really yep and when and
she scored a bunch in. THESE games i don't know where.
IT stands i think she's. Maybe sixteen and he makes
the videos. For her he built the thing down in
the basement so she can practice inside during. The winter
he has written a. Book himself he's the head of
a Department At Saint John. Fisher university he's got his.
Own SIDE but, I go I.
Speaker 2: Go rob, HE goes i DON'T. WATCH tv. I, DON'T
yeah i DON'T. Watch TV and i think that that was.
Speaker 1: My point like we it's easier to not write the
book when he can throw on AND go i want
To Watch, hunting WIVES which i started to watch and
it was so Dark and, i'm like, FUCK.
Speaker 2: This i don't. Need. This, Smiley well i'll tell you
my cable gets turned On. NEXT thursday i cancel cable
right AFTER The Ncaa wrestling CHAMPIONSHIPS and i just go
with some. Free apps but it's not as addictive as
just hitting that. Right BOAT so i can get right,
outside more do more with the breast, cancer stuff and
just not.
Speaker 1: Have that it's so fucked up the way we live
because it becomes like this routine and you get stuck.
In IT and i FEEL like i was sort of
stuck in. A way so to your point of like,
not boxing not doing, That stuff i've. Been trying i've
made a conscious effort to Make sure i'm at least
moving my body, every day moving, my BODY and i
think there's things that you, can do but. There is
but WE also i.
Speaker 2: Think about going to, The gym, i'm, like oh it's
two hours ont of, my, Day right it's, not exactly
it's when they say on the commercials it's fifteen to.
TWENTY minutes i know that you should if you're gonna
take a walk through it for thirty five because once
you get past it thirty five, to forty then you're
burning a little. Extra fat so it's at least an
Hour and, i'm, like, OKAY well i gotta get DRESSED
and i gotta take a. Shower Afterwards IT but i,
Know that but you talk, yourself, right, Like yeah i'm
not gonna talk yourself right out of it instead of
you have. THE waights i had weights at. My, house
yeah on a corner table right next TO. The tv
So while I'M. Watching, TV yeah i get you dumbos
and there. They, sit YEAH and i kill the spiders
that are making webs.
Speaker 1: At them, but see see that's THE honesty i love.
About you but to your, point though. Twenty five so
when you say twenty five, more years put it in.
This number that's twenty five. More summers that's twenty five
more summers to. Play golf we, Can, go oh twenty
five is kind of, a lot?
Speaker 2: Is it and WHAT do i? Think about? You're right
and WHAT do i want to do? With it WHAT
do i want to do?
Speaker 1: With It and That's where, i'm AT and, i go, fuck,
IT man I gotta i gotta jump in the deep.
Speaker 2: End here and, you know twenty five more years. Of
billified i'd. LIKE that i. Don't, know, well honestly we
were talking on the way home from. The golf, i'm
like you, know what fifteen years maybe it's time to stop. The,
fundraising yeah it's gonna come to, like, no well you
know we're we're already planning for. Next. Year doug, I'M like,
i know but it's enough awful lot. Of work AND
if i took that energy and put it, into comedy,
you know, who knows or into, something else you know
when when's going? To BE when i Saw and i'm sorry,
interrupt you but we were talking about, you know passing
and everything and being an uber driver and talking to
a lot of different people you can did free asuspects
and other things like when my, mother passed it was kind.
Of fast we knew it, was coming but riding with
people from out of state taking, The airport oh what
are you? In for, you know just making. A conversation
i'm here to help. My mom she's on our, way
out and my, brother's here my, sister's HERE and i
fly and DO what i want enough TIME because i
have stuff going on and they kind of MISSED the
Id or i'm in for. A funeral my dad died just,
YOU know i had a. HEART attack i didn't can,
see them or there's, you know my parents are. Hanging
on it's ten years they're in a, nursing home they're,
you know they're. In pain you, hear that and, you're
like sometimes you're thankful for how. Things happen there's so much,
out there and then then your mind starts going a.
Little bit, you know hopefully my parents don't go, through
that and you don't. Want that but it's. All different,
you know everybody's got their, own story of, of, course yeah.
Speaker 1: Of course but THAT'S where i, do, think like taking
better care, of, yourself right all, of us all of.
Us right AND when i say taking, BETTER characters i
don't just mean physically. Give, yourself, yeah yeah give yourself time,
to rest give yourself time To JUST oh i like.
Speaker 2: A good eight hours. Of, SLEEP yeah I mean i
had my alarm stuff for. EIGHT thirty i got out
of a quarter. After nine can't made, the, cuff right?
What what i'm. Well rested before you Get The Dougy fresh,
energy baby they hip shake your money making tower power
man in the hour twenty four, To Seven. Doug fresh
if you think a six Pack Of jenny lights And
twelve devil eggs makes this, shit happened you are sadly mistaking.
My friend i've been TRYING to i try to sleep for.
Speaker 1: Seven, seven, yeah okay but LAST night i woke up
AT three i COULDN'T and i.
Speaker 2: Put my phone in. THE airport i woke up at
three last, Night, too yeah and that was just kind
of three. FIFTY four i. WOKE up i had ship on. My, mind,
yeah yeah things that were eating at me a. LITTLE
bit i throw On The disney channel and just listen
To the Incredibles or penguins or some kind of cartoon.
Or something get back, to, that kid just let me take, let,
me yeah let me get BACK to i need. MY
sleep I think i. Jerked Off did so you woke
up at three and you went back to bed? At
three now when you when you, wake up do you
just you watch something on your phone or you just
go you have an, old playboy you watch porn. Or
something you have so. Many, thoughts yeah you grab your. Favorite. Sack,
uh yes it's actually.
Speaker 1: A puppet it's got, long hair eyes and big lipstick,
on IT and i go all all.
Speaker 2: You do Have introke hi missus, Death Smoker, hi bill
THIS is i don't Know why god he was. So
Good gene hackman was fucking amazing as. An actor. Just, amazing,
yeah well, go on you. Have to you have to
write the script and you have to bring. It OUT
but i, understand THAT but, i mean, come on he
brought that, to life The. LEXLU thor i did not
care for That. LEXLU thor i hear the new one is,
very good but it's, very CAMPY and i haven't, seen
it NOR do i want to With the one of
these fucking dogs falls out of. That card the lady's
got two dogs in a carriage that she's pushing up.
A hill i'm gonna try to show the on the.
CAMERA late i Take out Fluffy and muffy for. A
walk here we are? You looking she's pointing, this way
but she hit. A bump that's, Cute though HEY look i, told,
you yeah what kind?
Speaker 1: Of dog it looked like a? DOG thing i think
so it looks Like a doberman mini pin. Mini pincer
is that what?
Speaker 2: IT is, I know. I, don't yeah THAT'S what i.
Would think anybody want a? Free dog what do you
mean a? Free, dog well she took it to. The
vet there's, no chip so now is? Aha? Mix uh
she's not gonna. Keep, it no she just got another Dog. Named,
buck Oh and buck's. A terror oh, all right well he's,
just crazy that said. Little dog but no one has.
Claimed it, this, dog, yeah, yesterday Okay, her sunday. My
nephew i'll probably meet. IT today i got to go. Over.
There now you can have a dog and. A cat? No, Cat,
fine no the dog. Looks nice dog is a. Game
changer cat you can leave for two three weeks if you.
Need to, you know you have a bucket, of water.
Some crutches cats get, ME fine i mean get an extra.
Litter box. It's fine oh but getting back to. Going
out my friends are getting married in turks and kirks
and take turks. And KEKOS that's i get it wrong all.
The time and That's. In february are you, going? Yes
yeah or? Another dog you're gonna? Love, it yeah so all.
Inclusive resort they're probably at a, resort though right. They
are but some of people ARE doing RB. And b
the closer you get to where they're, getting married obviously
the price. Goes up So now i'm planning for. THIS
trip i want to do some weight Starting, this monday
maybe the, following MONDAY because i still have The ninth
why do you Have. Those monday i'm one of. Those
guys he's gonna start on the monday't starting. The weekend,
start now, Why now i'm still gonna. Be, drinking okay
so switch to. Light BEER now I Am. Jenny, lake
okay there. YOU go i have one more. Golf TOURNAMENT
and i text my buddy it's, the eighth, and uh
we were trash last year and. It's out it was a.
Lake shore this year is Out. Of DEERFIELD and i,
TEXTED them, i like look between now, and then we
got to find a way to get to that golf
course because you both both know we're not walking off of.
It SOBER so i don't care if we got to
pay so many one hundred dollars, each way that beats
twenty thousand dollars worth of. Legal feeds so last year
we had e golfed in, a while. WHOLE one i brought,
jello shots. THE beers i won the fifty. TO fifty
i won three, golf BAGS which i saved and donated to,
other events including. My own, but uh why? Chance it,
you know there's no NO but I know i'll be
getting sucked up. With, him yeah you know the. Good,
stuff yeah gotta take. It together you put a you
always put a picture of. Us.
Speaker 1: Up YEAH and i my college roommate's mom something about. My,
SHIRT no i want something about my. Facial hair she doesn't.
Speaker 2: Like, IT yeah i kind of. LIKE it I think
i'm gonna let. It, Go, okay uh you don't. LIKE
it i don't. You KNOW so, I went i'll tell.
You THIS so i went over next door hair. Salon
people it's talking to them for a second, about something
and this one girl from the, back goes are you growing?
It OUT and i, Said yeah and, she's like brings out?
Your EYES and i, was like THAT'S all. I, need
wow THAT'S all i needed. To, hear oh, No idea
no brings out. Your eyes do you Listen? To? MOZART
actually i do no interest in. That person i'm just
saying like that. Was, nice yes people of a. Different,
ages yeah it was a nice topic to compliment people
At the barer work At. Fort, still yeah there's a
nice color on. A lady i love compliment. My friend
and then she's, always, GOING no i like the color.
On you that's a. Nice. Blouse man oh. Thank you people.
Appreciate that. One girl one woman was giving her husband
ship last week because he never compliments. Or ANYTHING and
i actually asked her about. Her hair oh sh and
uh fucking hits him in the arm and uh to
the point where he, was joking took his wedding, ring
off gave it to me and said here, you GO
and i put, it on and then the waiter or.
Waitress OFF huh i got. It off, oh, yeah, yea,
yeah yeah she got stuck in, her hand Is what. I'm,
saying well for, a second, It was THAT'S what, i,
Mean right but a, LITTLE soap a. Little soap, Don't, panic,
yeah kids don't panic if. Anything happened just try to
keep calm and everything will. Work, out everything, Everything. DOES
douggie i don't think we have to go twenty one days.
Speaker 3: LIKE this i.
Speaker 2: HOPE not, I didn't. I didn't i just know you
have so much. On you no anybody's hey when you
give me, a hey when you.
Speaker 1: Givebody everybody as a friend of mine, said today very
dear close friend of, mine said.
Speaker 2: Did you bang your?
Speaker 1: Last night oh you didn't, say, that, no okay, uh
said nobody has the corner on.
Speaker 2: Busy right in, other, words nobody nobody owns.
Speaker 1: Being busy. Everybody's busy. Everybody's busy you've been. Very, busy,
yes YES so i think that's a. Wonderful Thing and.
Speaker 2: I'm glad THAT'S why i had the, podcast EARLY because
i have so much stuff in my garage because we
just backed the. Trailer, out yeah and, then no we
went to. The bar oh so the trailer isn't even.
Empty yet it got empty the. Next, day, okay OKAY
after i woke up at. Eleven, o'clock, yeah baby WAS exhaust,
i was so we emptied. It out but just put.
That there put. That there let's go, to Breakfast and
i'm relaxing for the DAY and i try to clean
up in, the house which is a work. In progress
And now i'm getting stuff out. For, bowling awesome, you
know done, it done doug you'll. Have it you should come.
To that that's not. A, Saturday okay, oh god, oh
gosh the corner. Of busy you're already making excuses why
you can't come till you have. The corner. I'm, busy
yeah thanks To For dougie fresh got, me, Back baby yes.
It Is I'm. Bill moran we'll see. YOU tomorrow i
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