Speaker 1: Hi, my babes, Welcome back to Vanity. Farah. My name
is Chris Farah, and I am overjoyed, I mean, on
bated breath to talk to you today about this episode
of ninety Day Fiance season twelve. It's episode six, when
two worlds collide, which reminds me of Adele's hometown Glory.
I like it in the city where two collide, you
get the people in the government, everybody taking different sides.
I sound just like her, I know that, minus the accent.
And I mean, let's be honest, I can't sing like her,
but I do love that song. Oh God bless Okay,
So let's start my babes with Katie and josh Honey.
Katie and Joshua, we know them now. They have moved
into their new place and they've slept on her disgusting
twin size mattress. And in the morning, you know they
barely slept. She's already gone from the apartment. Josh is
making breakfast for himself and he's like, yeah, Katie got up, honey,
and she ordered a pizza for breakfast. That's why I
think it's interesting. So she orders a pizza for breakfast
for her and He's like, I can't do that, honey.
I'm a proper British gentleman. We have a proper breakfast
of eggs and beans on toes whatever they make. So
he does make eggs, and he considers eggs breakfast food,
which is true and a high protein. He's like, yeah,
I mean, I couldn't sleep on that disgusting twin mattress.
He's just is complaining about the size. I'm like, did
you see it? Does it smell? He's also like, and
the garage beeps. I don't know what I would do
if I had to, if I moved into a place
and realized that there's a loud noise every time the
garage opens. Also, can you just like tell management. I
don't understand why there has to be a garage noise?
What's the thinking that, Like, there's so much many pedestrians
walking back and forth in front of the garage. They
want that beep to happen so people know cars are
coming out. Because for me, you can take out the
beep and just put two of those big ass mirrors
on each side so the person coming out won't hit
a person. I mean, they have to know that that
sound is like annoying as hell. I had to complain
I wouldn't pay rent. So anyways, he's like, Americans love cars,
which I know is true because America is huge, and
we don't have a lot of like proper public transportation
systems unless you're in like San Francisco, New York. Chicago
is so spread out, you know. La is like, you know,
we have a metro now called the D, So everyone's
like riding the D and it's hilarious. But you know, truly,
La is so spread out that it's not I mean,
if you can afford a car, it's it definitely makes
more sense in how much you have to drive. Okay,
So he makes his eggs honey, and he says that
she told him that she doesn't care how chickens are
raised because she doesn't believe like words like organic or
cage free. She thinks they're scams. And she told him
he better buy some cheap ass eggs, hopefully they're old.
Buy old cheap eggs, bargain basement eggs, because that's what
I would do, and that's what you have to do.
And I am bougie. Oops, I'm bougie as fuck when
it comes to food, like I just am. I wish
I wasn't because it'd be cheaper, for sure, But I
just am like I of an heirloom egg, Like I
love an egg that's like blue, you know, on the outside,
and then you you know, when you crack it, it's
like the most gold in his golden yolks. I was
like a vegetarian f for so long, and I, you know,
God Bless work today vegan restaurant. And there's like a
compassionate part of me that like understands that I'm sad
that I'm eating like, you know, lives. I still eat
all the lives, you know what I'm saying. Like my
own trajectory of this was, you know, I had weight
loss surgery in twenty seventeen, and when that happened, my doctor,
I was a vegetarian before the weight loss surgery. My
doctor pretty much was like, yeah, you know, you have
to eat meat because you will have a very small stomach.
I mean, who knows, I think it's a normal size now,
God Bless, but like you have, you can't eat too
much at one time, and so you have to make
sure that whatever you're eating has like enough protein nutrients.
This is what my doctor told me, so don't come
from me. Okay. So I was like, well, okay, I
guess no more, you know, vegan mac and cheese, you
know whatever. It was. So having said that, I try
my best to eat like mindfully and thoughtfully when it
comes to meats and things, especially when I bring into
my house. So I try and have like grass fed beef.
I mean, you know, they're still slaughtering them, and I'm
still eating eggs that were like taken away from its
mother's So I mean, you know, I'm not doing you know,
I quote unquote Lord's work. I'm just I guess making
myself feel better. But I will say that a fresh
heirloom egg definitely tastes yummy. I've already talked about how
I can't do like hard boiled eggs and plastic packaging,
like I just I get the ick real easily. So
especially eggs can give you the eckugh. Okay. So anyway,
so she comes home and she's like, yeah, you know,
don't spend more than one cent on an egg. And
their goal is to get some furniture in this place.
And she is like, well, just do a list of
the essentials. What if you have and He's like, I did.
She's like, what's in the list. He's like, well, an iron,
ironing board and iron She's like why, He's like, because
I like to make sure I don't have wrinkles in
my clothes. She's like, and then he's like a dining
room table and dining room set. She's like, we don't
even need that, and I'm like, who are you Thomas Jesus,
I miss Thomas Lee's has a table and then he
has to yoga blocks. I mean, Katie, want't you like
be with Thomas? Then you know Paula. So basically she
seems real weird. But we're going to go furniture shopping.
While there, She's like, yeah, I also just have some
a friend of mine that said she would just give
us a bunch of like free shit, So I don't
even want to buy anything until we see what she
gives us for free. And I'm like, well then this
first of all, this is like, then don't take him today,
Like you should have told the producers you'll do something
else today, or you should call your friend right now
and have her text you pictures of the furniture that
that person says she's going to give to you so
that you know what's coming your way. That's what a
normal person would do. She's not normal. But this is
a tale is old as time because ninety A fiance
loves to bring couples furniture shopping where one person is
cheap af and doesn't want to buy furniture, and the
other person's like, why am I here then, and yes,
we need furniture. We need furniture, so we can't, you know,
we need to outfit this apartment. Josh. This annoys me
a little bit because now, Josh, I feel like it's like, well,
British people are civilized, and you know Katie is like feral,
and she is, but Katie isn't. All of us. All
of us are like, what is your money situation? And
so he says it. He says that she has pretty
substantial savings, but that he made money, you know, for
this rich family doing financial stuff, so he has money
or whatever. And he's like, yeah, I put a budget
together and I put aside three thousand English pounds just
for moving expenses. And I'm assuming that he's not given
any of that. But I also wondered, like, you can't
tell me what eggs to buy? If I have money,
I'm buying whatever the fuck eggs I want. Like, you
can't be like, buy cheap eggs, and I'd be like,
you can eat cheap eggs. Don't touch my carton of
fucking heirloom organic eggs. Then like that these are my eggs.
Then fucking go to Trader Joe's and get some eggs. Okay.
So at this point, I'm also like if he wants
an ironing board and an iron, first of all, just
so everyone knows, like I've given up ironing, and I
think steaming is the way. Maybe I don't have to
like starch any white button down shirts in my life,
and maybe he does, But every time I've ever had
to iron, it's more hassle than it's anything. Like inevitably
trying to place a garment on that weird shaped ironing
board and then not just press more wrinkles into it
is impulsive, blas. But steaming is, I mean, steaming is everything.
I love steaming. So I almost wish she was like,
we can get a steamer, but she didn't say that. Also,
she is giving Marissa and how like deeply controlling she is,
and I want him to be like, hey, Katie, I'm
going to spend my money the way I want to
spend my money. Then, because if she's like she's not
counting his money, she seems to be counting her money,
and she is like really rude about it. She's like,
I don't trust you in your financial decisions. He's like,
what are you talking about. I don't want to have
to sit on a yoga mat and eat. I mean,
I don't know what Thomas and Katie have in common
that they're like, we don't need to eat on furniture.
We have yoga supplies. That's enough. And also I feel like, Katie,
do do you do yoga? Because it feels like you
don't in the sense of like there is no peace
to be had in your mind. You know, like I
don't know how like much you connect movement to breath,
but it seems like some more practice could be done. So, uh.
They get to this furniture shop which looks cute, and
then she's like, oh, this is cute. We can buy
a British mug. That's good enough, and that's like not
an essential, so like you are contradicting yourself. And then
he's like, well, how about this dining room set? It's
three hundred dollars, which I found to be a pretty
chill price. Pretty chill fucking price. You're gonna get two
chairs and a tables three hundred dollars And she's like, no,
he doesn't make poor decisions with money unless you can
back that up. Like from what we see, he makes
poor decisions on people to go home with at a
bar and also think is marriage material? Surely that. But
he starts to drop things like he paid for the
whole visa process and everything. He seems to have more
money than her, and he's finally standing up for himself.
He's like, I won't be shamed by you, not you
who's making out with every other Tom, Dick and Harry.
And I'm not, like, how can you say that? Like
you don't trust me, bitch? What what the fuck are
you talking about? Now? I'll tell you. Katie's wearing a
cute dress. It's like a red flower dress. She looks cute.
But yeah, Like she's like, I just think you're being demanding.
You know, you demand things to happen right away, and
I've been driving you this whole time. He's like, no,
I pay for things like the visa process and you
drag your feet, like to make you do anything is
really goddamn hard. And I think that, like the therein
lies a huge problem in their relationship, which is that
she doesn't have good executive functioning. And I say that
as someone who struggled with that, so I know it
when I see it. She has a hard time with
executive function which means the ability to follow through and
do things like on a timely basis. Things you have
to do, things that like you're not looking forward to,
things that give you anxiety. There are people like me,
like her that run from it, and believe me, I
had to do a lot and I still, you know,
don't always do the greatest job of it, but I've
like really had to sit with and knowing how to
be better at this. So that's when he's like, you know,
I have enough money. I'm the one that paid for
me to come here. And she's like, well, it's also
because I told you I wasn't ready, and he was like, well,
you actually did say you were ready and that's why
I came, which I mean is the hugest red flag.
This is like, this is a shock. I mean, this
is like why do we talk so much? About her
making out with people. That's like a symptom to a
greater consequence. I feel like another version of this is
that she has anxiety about being with Josh and having
to like push through and do the right thing in
her mind, which is like treat him well and be
in a functional relationship and you know, day by day
live up to the promises she's made or the goals
they both have, and like do actions that like align
with that. And I think there's a part of her
brain that knows she's not up for the task. So
the like constant drinking and making out with people, I
think is a way for her to escape the responsibilities
that lie before her. He hears that, and he's like, well,
you know what, I think you have to have a
good long think if you want to be married, because
you aren't reliable and I want to be like true,
she does also, Josh. This is who she is. This
is who she is, for better or for worse. This
is the word. This is it. It's not even like
what you're seeing right now isn't going to change. I
think that she has, you know, some issues or whatever,
and she doesn't seem to want to get better at it.
Like he doesn't take accountability for the ways at which
she fails in executive functioning. She becomes very defensive about it,
and even hearing her say, well, I've been driving you
around this whole time, I don't understand why you would
even say that. Is that your way of being, Like
you have been doing things? And what have you been
doing driving both of you guys around and like to
what the weird welcome party you made for him? Where
he had to meet all the guys you like fucked
into this furniture shop like I want to be, you know,
looking back, she obviously had issues with having to find
this apartment, and I feel like there's another part of
her that sort of resented that all of this responsibility
was on her, because her previous choices in life were
to ascue any responsibilities and just become like a pet.
Set are in different places, So having to put down
room and pick up place. I think Josh Josh thought
that she would be doing that anyway, but she wouldn't, like,
she wouldn't want to be doing this. It's why she's
her stuff was in storage, and so she resents that
all of this fell on her. It also makes me
feel like Josh does not know who Katie is. Like
Katie has shown Josh who she is in multiple ways,
and Josh, I feel like, refuses to believe it because
at some point you might realize that this person flies
by the seat of her parts. Is sort of you know,
just what's the word impulsive? It's hard to make plans
for is and that kind of like, you know, isn't
a type a person that like does a bunch of
research and has a schedule and has an itinerary and
goes by things, has like a to do list where
she like checks them off every day. It's just not
her personality. I also wonder, like, and maybe he's like, well,
I was paying for everything, why Josh didn't open up
REGs list and send her some apartments that he also found.
She feels like she's already doing enough for that relationship
by like not making out what someone new every day
and being the driver. And I think that he also
has to have a good long think, you know, like
you are marrying someone who has been open and honest
about some of their you know, like OCD tendencies, and
I feel like there's other things, you know. I definitely
feel like she has ADHD, But all those things are
there's comorbides to those kinds of things. I think, you know,
so I don't know what her meant. I keep asking,
like what medication is she on? Is she on medication
those do those dosages need to be like adjusted? Is
she in cahoots with a therapist team of a psychiatrist
and psychologist? Does she do like cognitive behavioral therapy? Does
she realize like she's old enough that there are certain
things she has to do, Like does this person pay
her taxes? Does this person pay util it? I mean,
we know she doesn't pay utility bills. She hasn't had
a place in a long time, but you had to
pay taxes, right, I'm assuming let the answers know. I
also wondered, and you know, the streets of redded have
had different theories of how she makes her money. Like
to me, I could see her having like some income
from like a parental figure, because I think that someone's
probably like bailed her out, not of jail, but maybe
but like of other things, Like I assume that she
pays a lot of late fees, Like does she have
a credit card? Does she pay her credit card every month? Yeah,
she she's also you know, she is rude to him.
She's like she's micromanaging him, kind of like Marissa and Edward,
where someone is just being like a hard ass about
everything the other one does or says, and isn't like
allowing space and room for the other person to like
do them or exist, especially when they themselves have been
given a lot of fucking leeway. Oh okay, let's move on,
shall we too? Malory and Rashid. So Rashid is, you know,
on the truck bed of Brandy. Yeah, Malory's like rash
And then that's all I can say. I don't know
how to say his real name. And you know, rash
is like Brandy, I don't know how to say Brandon
Brandi in that fucking trucker hat with you know, the
horrible hair coming out, and he says that Brandy looks
like a caveman. And then Brandy just drinks whatever brown
drink out of a Mason jar. I'm like, I don't
think the caveman had Mason jars, but maybe, and then
Rashiet like lays it out. He's like, I don't want
you to call or text Mallory delete her number, and
I like it that you call in text and then
you're suddenly at the house and Brandy hears all this
and he's swallowing the hatred that like, Rashida is sitting
on his truck bed and he's like, let me get
this straight. Rashid, you are mad because Malory and I
have a past and a life together where we've known
each other for a long time and be friends. He's like,
I don't care about this. He's like, okay, okay, but
what you're saying now is that you don't want me
to call or text Mallory ever again. No, And then
Rashid's like, well, no, can you listen to me? And
I want to be like Rashid, he did, buddy, he did.
He actually listened to exactly what you said and then
repeated it back to you. And then you were like
mm hmm, that's it, And then he answered no, it
was no, I won't And Rashid then goes, you know,
I am boss in my house and she will listen.
Now that part, I'm happy, Like Brandy looks like someone
who would think that he's also the boss of his home, Like,
if you know there was a lady around in his life,
I would love to know if there's a lady in
Brandy's life. Is he single? I'm asking for myself. No,
I'm just kidding, ha ha, But like, does he is
he really? Yeah? Is he really saying there's no ladies
for him? Because maybe Rashi would be happy if he's like, bitch,
I have a lady and she's the boss. You know,
she's the boss like that television show. Brandy's like, you
know what, let me tell you this. I'm like the government,
me and taxes will always be around, will be here forever.
You can't escape us unless you're Katie and you haven't
filed the tax return in a long time because of
your executive functioning. You know what I'm saying. But that
also comes back to bite you in the butt. Brandy's like,
that's you asked me a question. I say, no, I
am going to continue to text or call her. And
Rashid's like that's not respectful, and He's like, oh, I
don't have to respect you because you came and sat
on my truck bed. You sat your ass on my
fucking truck so that you could to try and be
more eye level with me. And I clocked it, and
I hate it. Get your ass off my truck bed
and Rashid has to. Yeah, Rashid didn't come correct. It
was weird because Rashid came with a lot of like
machisimo energy to like, you know, tell this guy off.
But yeah, like his body language was like very like
two bros sharing a beer watching the stars together. You know,
it seems a little what's the word fake? It seems
a little fake, right, This fake is like that weird
hair coming out of his hat. You know, it just
doesn't because it also feels like if this conversation were real,
like there would have been fisticuffs or louder voices or
the propensity for both, and at least like an acknowledgment
that it's not happening because of cameras. Sorry, I'm just
gonna keep moving my feet back and forth because I
don't have like a I thought of like a what
ever set up I'm using to record this? And I
realize I have no leg room? Okay, So I would
love to know, like what Brandy's all right, what Malorie's
doing right now? Like I'm assuming that Mallory is like
low key watching and overhearing this, you know, like or
maybe she's like taking that beer can out of her
bangs and is like trying to listen, you know, without looking,
because she would see that this conversation is happening and
it's not going well. Also, doesn't like a cold drink
out of a mason jar kind of sound good, like
sometimes I crave and I hardly ever have it, but
like pepsi on ice. Can you imagine having pepsi on
ice and a mason jar like super cold? Right now? Oh,
it does not sound so good. I find pepsi better
tasting than coke. Anyway, I'm gonna say the best for last,
which is be a Medo, And I can't even say
I like need to work up to being able to
talk about it because it's like so intense for me,
like and so just know that that's going to be happening.
And truly, there might be a part two of this episode.
We'll get there. I'm already twenty five minutes in, so
if that happens, we'll be in part two. But you
understand I can't just like, you know, have you know,
two hour episodes. Let's move on to shan Annabel. Now,
shan Annabel weren't on the last episode, but we pick
up where he told her in his or his friend's bar.
It was a little confusing that he doesn't think that
he cheated on Annabel, but he kissed in another woman
and kissed his in quotation marks because everyone here knows
that he did more. And Annabel realized that he's a liar.
And also he even set the precedent for lying by
being like, yeah, because when I drink, I don't remember,
just like Katie, so many similar people like Katie is Shay,
and Katie's also Thomas, someone who hates furniture, loves drinking,
and we'll cheat on you in front of your face. Okay,
so shy you know, made his dry toast in the
morning for himself. There was no breakfast in bed, and
he's like talking to the dogs giving him treats, and
he's like, mommy Bell's still mad at me. How do
you feel about that? Like, how do you feel about
Mommy Bell? I want to say I hate it, but
I kind of like am I kind of like hate
it and like it at the same time, and then
therefore it sort of makes it like meh for me. Okay.
He's like trying to be cute by talking about her
to the dogs, but he realizes she's like not paying
attention to him. He's like, babe, an Anna Bell Bell,
Billy Billy Bell Bel And she's angrily making the bed,
you know where. She's like taking the sh sheets and
like wrapping it around the pillows and giving the pillow
a punch. You're like, God, bless do that to one
of the deerheads. Honey. She's giving him the hardcore silent treem.
And so he comes into the bed and he's like
Annabelle and she's like walks right past him. Honey. She's
wearing an outfit that is very much an Alison outfit.
She's wearing like a brown cheetah sweatshirt and like wide
leg ripped jeans. You can it like it is one
of the things that he bought for her. And she's
upset because she fully believes that he had sex with
someone else and he's just not telling her the truth,
which is what happened. Because literally she's on the porch
and she asks him, is at it did you have
sex with me? And the way he answers is like
looking up, not making eye contact and being like, yeah, no,
that's that's what happened. I just well there was this
other thing. And she's like, what other fucking thing? And
he's like, well there was this woman who got breast
in plants. And I was just being you know, like
sarcastic drunk, just super drunk, so I don't really remember
anything and you can't really hold me anything. But I
was like, oh, new titties. Huh, let me see them tits,
you know. And then so what she did was she
took me behind the boat or whatever the fuck it is.
I need the lake, I'm not quite sure, and you know,
flashed me. And then she's like, so you felt her titties.
She touched your penis And he's like, no, no, no,
I just looked used my eyeballs to fondle her, just
with my eyes. Just looked good, them fresh, big gass tits,
you know. And I was just like, I can't wait
for Annabel to be here so I can be with
those titties instead, you know, like he just is lying
these are a bunch of different things. A because I
fully believe that if he was just at a party
and some girl was like I just got my tits done,
new boobies or me, like a billion people be like
show us those tits, show us those tits, and she
would just flash them at the party and they'd be
like boo. You know, she would just show them and
people be like bah. But the fact they left the party,
just them two and he said this, they walked away
and were like in a special safe area. Then he
did more than just look at them because there make
no sense, Like he she would flash and be like geese,
and then he'd be like and then she'd be like,
I want to feel them, and then he'd be like
and then he would like feel you know, rock hard
basketball tits, and like you know, he like there's no
way that he didn't feel them tits. I get it.
You know. Here's the thing, like we I feel like
we see this a lot like women do it to women,
not me, but like there's a lot of like I
got new boobies. Let me see them boobies. Can I
feel them boobies? You know, Like remember how that happened
like on nine of The Fiance when like Emma was
feeling Chicago or something like that. More of tho, like
all those boobies were being felt maybe because I don't
have implants and I have like you know, so those
are my boobs and they're like sense sensitive, like I
don't want people to touch them unless I want them
to touch them. I can't imagine it's being like feel them,
you know, because yeah I can, I can feel them
maybe when you're you know, they're stretched real high and
hard against like implants like you know, like you can't.
I don't know. I don't know my loves. But like
he put them them titties in his mouth, and that
girl gets free drinks for life every time she sees him.
Now she's like put it on his tab. He owes me,
and that's like most of the town. And it was
a little confusing whether when he brought Annibell to that bar,
it felt like he said that he and friends opened it,
which then makes me feel like a lot of girls
get free drinks at that bar, whether they showed him
her tits or not. So anyway, Annabelle knows this. She's
been around men, honey, she's the same age, God bless,
she knows when a man's lying. And I know when
a man's lying, especially Shay who literally looks up and
can't make eye contact. I mean, you can't teach that
how to lie that awkwardly and obviously to someone. Oh
my god. So he then tries to turn it around
on her and it's like, yeah, I just think that
you're overreacting, and she's like, I'm sorry, what what the
fuck are you talking about? You told me that you
don't think it's cheating for you to get drunk and
make out with someone, and you think I'm overreacting, And
now you told me that you got flash some titties.
Are you insane? That's crazy? And I hate that. I
hate that For her, I'd be like, I think you
can't keep your dick in your pants. That's what I think. Anyway.
Like for him to say that she's overreacting and try
to make her feel bad for like being upset at
him when he knows he did wrong, is like real
shitty behavior, real real shitty behavior. Someone who has like
dodged a billion bullets, you know, of like what they
think of, like their lives should be of like taking
accountability and responsibility and doesn't want it and wants to
throw things back on people. Shy's gross. Gross, And for
some reason he has enough money in Paducah, Kentucky to
get like be treated like a king around there. Would
I can't. I'm just it makes me really upset. So
he's like, well, you know, I think you're overreacting, but
I apologize, and also I apologize when I told you
don't think it's cheating, all right, Well, then Anna Belle's
gonna get drunk as fuck all the time on your
dime and show her titties and kiss a billion people
because you don't think it's cheating. So what happened. She's
gonna start first with Angie's dad. I would love it.
I would love it. That should be a storyline. She
should go down to the lake and fuck everyone at
the lake in front of him, make him watch and
be like, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, I don't remember. This
is the kind of thing that, like, you know, it
makes me sound like a man hater, but like that's disgusting,
and yeah, like he just thinks it's so cute. He
just thinks it's like, well, I'll make up for it.
I'll set him allel the spa. But this we'll find
out is just getting her nails done. Okay, So that's
what happens. He's like, hey, babe, I don't want to
be mad at me, and I don't want you to
not marry me because I thought of a great thing
to do, which is send send you to the spot
with Alison and Angie, which this also happened. Mean, obviously
this is producer led because there's not a chance in
hell that if someone thinks that you cheated with someone
that you'd be like, no, I didn't, but I am
going to pay for her and you and my dumb
ass daughter to all go to the spa right now
and spend time together. Like there's just not a like
it would make more sense if the producers had just
been like, okay, you send Annabelle and Alice in to
the spa, and just so happens because it's a small
ass town that Angie will be there, you know, and
like cause then it's like, well they might as well
have to call there, might as well have to call
come in and get her, you know, square block French
is done there, you know, like make me this this
is bad storytelling. So anyway, God Bush, she is upset.
She's like, what the fuck did you did you invite
Angie or like you know, the producers did so then
she gets to the spa and Angie's like, Annabell, hi,
hi girl, can I give you a hug? And Anna
Bell's like no, but she does. She comes up and
she rolls her eyes so hard at camera when Angie
gives a hug that like you think they're gonna come
out of her skull and Angie is just like waiting
to be slaughtered. Annabelle is in a bad mood and
Alison's like what's up and she's like, well, you know,
your dumbass dad told me that he gets drunk and
makes up with women like Angie. So Angie, I have
a question for you. Did you having affair with my
future husband? And Angie's face is equal parts shock, horror,
discuss a little over the top no, almost like a
little too much where you're like did you because it
almost feels like she was like, Angie, did you you know?
Did you fuck my husband? And she's like what, No,
why would you even think that that's gross and crazy? No?
I wouldn't. No, I didn't just get drunk and I
was bored one night or a couple of nights and
he pays for things, and like I want to get
back at my dad for like being a No, I
wouldn't know, that's weird, Like I don't have daddy issues
or like no, you know, like it's a little much.
So Allison is like eating this up because she's like, oh,
my dad came one fourth clean with the things, but
like I know so much more because I've literally been
there as he's like lied to her and was like
putting her one about it, and Alison like has been
like a little minnie Nicole being like I can't wait
to tell on him, but she's also like I didn't
have to tell on him. I guess he did it himself,
you know, I don't. I mean, does Alison and Nicole
like have cahoot parties being like we're gonna fucking fuck
up his life the cole because she's like I hate
your dad, and Alison's like, I want them all to
myself and his money. If annabel was smart, Annabelle wouldn't
have come in so hot with like a don't you
dare give her ten dollars? See, Like, the thing about
Shay is that he's used to buying people's affection, or
maybe in his mind it's how he shows love. Money
is his love language, but he also is used to
using money to buy female affection his daughters women. It
works for him, you know, unlike a good looking physique
or humorous kind soul. Like his way of you know,
creating that closeness and getting people on his side is
to like butter them up with some Benjamins. Yeah, I
wonder why Annabel did come in so hot, because I
would assume that if she wanted Allison like on her side,
she'd be a little like, oh how nice. But Annabel
really did. Annabel is counting his money and both of
them are. Alison's counting Shay's money, and Shay is like
counting his money to use on whatever woman he wants
to in that moment. Yeah, Annabel, Annabel shouldn't be worried
about the money he's giving Alison. She should be worried
about the money he's giving Angie. He's giving all the
other like Floozies and Paduca. So as Annabel is getting
her nails done, and you really realize that the spa
again that Shaye brought them to was a one lady
nail shop where the other two lady just have ladies
have to watch Annabel while she gets her fresh set.
He's like, well, I just got my nails done a
week ago. Because Alie's like do you even have nail
salons in the Philippines? And fucking Annabel's like bitch, yes, ah.
They're like, well, Annabelle, how are you going to move forward?
Are you going to forgive? You know? Uh? And Annabel's
like I don't know, which is like, you know, it
was real early in her being in America. So and
she asked to sleep with him. That's what's awkward about
this whole situation and also makes a little bit fake
because you're sleeping in his bed with all those deer
heads looking down on you. So if you were really
that pissed and you didn't know whether this was going
to like work out, how would you continue to sleep
in bed with him? Also? Are you still showering him?
Like when you guys came back from the bar, did
Annabelle like angrily scrub his naked body before she got
in bed with him? So many questions. Here's another question Alison,
who's been watching this and has been drinking from some
weird glass with like different bobbles on it. It's like,
I'm gonna need another drink. I can't deal with this.
Like Alison loves to throw it back, she loves drinking
with her dad, and her dad makes it real easy
by buying her drinks and also being like somewhat of
an alcoholic, so it's just two alcoholics together, and like,
if it's not bad for him to do it's not
bad for her to do it, and they get to
like be drinking buddies together. Misery loves company. So that's
another reason why I think why Alison doesn't want Annabelle around,
because Annabel's like, stop drinking, stop cheating on me, and
Alan's like, fuck you let him drink so I can drink.
If you think drinking is bad, then how am I
going to live with my kids? Also, like what nails? Like,
what are they drinking at this nail salon? Yeah? I like,
I just I'm so whatever. I just can't believe there's
not like a massage involved. When you tell me spa,
I'm assuming there's massages and facials. I'm assuming there's like
maybe a steam room, not like one lady who you
have to wait for that one lady to be done
with this set before you get your set, so there's
no pedicures to be had. There's only one lady there.
You have to wait three rounds of a manicure and
pedicure gonna be there for all day. My god, honey,
help help. Okay, let's talk Paula and Thomas. So you know,
they fucked and it's the morning after, and so she's
happy about it because they played Spider but then Spider
and it being like, you know, penetration, and she's like,
I just love your body shape. I love your big chest.
You're like a little chubby teddy bear. He doesn't know
whether to be offended by this or like turned on
by this. Thomas doesn't read to me as being chubby.
I don't understand male bodies because she I wouldn't say that,
you know, because it's like is she is? Is he?
They seem like kind of the same size person, I
guess or whatever. She's like, aren't you gonna cook me breakfast?
So he gets up and cooks her breakfast? And then
he's like, I'm hungry. Aren't you gonna cook for me?
She's like what. He's like, well, yeah, I cook for you,
you cook for me. And then they kind of like
are a little angry about this situation, but also think
it's like kind of cute. They think it is. I
don't where She's like, uh, huh. I yeah. He cooks
her like tofu on toast, like in vegan butter, and
then she's like, okay, I'm gonna cook for you in
olive oil. He's like, no, fuck that olive oil. You're
gonna use beef tallow, and she's disgusted because they're vegan.
And then he says that he has like ulcers and
so he has to eat paleo because of that, and
I'm like, I still I get that, but I still
think you can. I don't. I think that you can
use coconut oil when on the Paleo diale it diet, right,
Paleo doesn't mean you can have like certain oils anyway.
Maybe like certain oils you can't, but you can have
coconut oil. Okay. So he's like, yeah, I basically can
only eat rice and meat, you know, and beef tallow.
He brings over some mask for her to make the food,
and she is like, yes, I can't smell it. I can't.
It's too smelly. I can't do it, which will come
back later when she says that he smells too hard
or whatever, I'll tell you so because she's very sensitive
about meat smells. Okay. So then afterwards he forces her
to eat on his shitty table. You know, He's like,
it's like we're in Japan this. You know, Japan has
like reason and rhyme when it comes to in tier design.
It's like mindful thoughtfulness, like balancing one cheek on two
yoga blocks. But she, you know, gets over that, and
she's like, let's say, grace, dear Quantum Physics Universe, thank
you for the miniatures and my man, and you know,
I'm just I'm just so happy. She gets really choked
up thinking about how she got there. She can't believe
that she gets to be by the beach with her
green go We're like, okay, well, then lean into that
part of being happy about it, and you're gonna have
to somewhat be okay with everything that comes with it,
which is definitely not perfection. So also I noticed, you know,
I forget that she's like an expert ear piercer, so
she like fully has a bunch of piercings in her ear,
like all of the things you can pierce in the ear.
She does, and I'm not saying I don't like it.
Some of it looks painful, but she has one dangly
thing like a piece of what looks like dangly pearls
or something on the outskirts, and I do kind of
like the she has like a different style or whatever.
So then she goes to put her makeup on, and
we see shots of her makeup and we'll get to
that part, and her makeup feels like some benefit, maybe
some like Lady Gaga makeup. A lot of it looks
a little bit old and little wary. She's not someone
who like cleans her makeup products. I've done that before,
where like I'll take like a little alcohol wipe and
like some other kind of cleaner and then like I
will literally go and clean my makeup compacts and things,
and it makes them look like new and it makes
me feel like a goddess when I do it. I'll
do it all the time, but I'm I don't, you know,
I do have to wash my makeup brushes a lot
because they gross me out or whatever. But and then
sometimes I'll just bring like some compacts over. But she
likes doing her makeup. It feels like she like you know,
starts the day with a fresh face. And it's so
interesting the days in which you are like I'm a
to be over whatever. From home, I'm just gonna like,
you know, barely change out of my pajamas or not
take a shower or not put on makeup. It's interesting
how the day Like I will personally feel like more
tired in the day, but if I get up and
I like after my coffee, take a shower and put
on makeup and like put on clothes, I am up
usually having more energy for the day, which I think
is like fucked up and weird, but it's true you
guys do that too, Isn't that weird? Why? Like maybe
like you can say, well, like the shower does its
thing where like wakes up, wakes me up, or like
gets me going, or you just have more energy because
you feel like you're ready to face the world, or
you feel like get out there, honey, like show the
world this face, you know. And then when you don't
have makeup on, you're like, I'm good, I'll just be
on the couch all day. So interesting. Today was one
of those days where I've just been really tired whatnot,
And so I had the laziest day, like washing TV
and you know, obviously making notes and as I record
this now it's like I didn't put makeup on until
nine thirty pm, And it looks like I've you know,
had a whole day, and it's not true. I did do.
I thankfully left my apartment and like went to the
drug store, went to the grocery market and like bought
you know, expensive eggs and uh not really, but you know,
I bought some like fruit and vegetables. And I actually
made myself dinner or I made myself a salad and
the reheated last night's dinner. Sometimes I don't do a
lot in the whole day, and then I like try
and make up for it, like between the hours of
like six and midnight. Call me a night person. So anyway,
she's getting ready, like I said, with her like makeup,
and she decides to put on some perfume and she
like says that she just took it out and put
two bloops on each neck and he hates it. He's like, ooh,
I hate the smell of artificial cologne, artificial perfume. I have,
you know, allergies. And she knows that, and he's like
making a big stink literally literally a big stink of
it and goes on his balcony and he and she
like hates it. She's like, what a baby perfume is
part of my culture? And he's like, I hate your
cheap perfume and she's like, it's not cheap, and once
she shows us it, if I was to be honest,
there's no way this perfume is real expensive. There's no
way this little like nipple of a perfume is like
super pricey. I also like it's so interesting, like what
why is it artificial? What is it smell like? Like
to me, if you say like a perfume is artificial,
I think of it as like weird fake vanilla smells
like you can think of like you know, a bad
bath and body works spray or something. I truly can't
stand that kind of fake vanilla smell. I don't really
like real vanilla in a smell, but like I can
assume that, Like if you get a candle that smells
like vanilla and there's like you know, varying levels of it,
it's fine. But that was so interesting to me. What
does it smell like? It's so small that I'm like,
and it looks like it has actual perfume and it
as opposed to like something that's a one note He
hates it though, and she's like, He's like, it is
like your smell. It's so funny because they are both
so highly sensitive people in their noses and in a
one bedroom apartment. And she's like, you're just so sensitive,
You're so picky, You're so stubborn, you're so spoiled. And
I'm like, girl, so are you? Girls? So are you?
You're stubborn? You think that you're gonna like fly with
all those miniatures. He's like, you can say he's cheap
and weird, you know, like those things are true, you know,
but like I think that you're both particular, you know,
rare breeds. If you will, you know, you have particular qualities.
And I'll be honest, I think I'm particular too. I
think that I have I'm like a little bit set
in my ways. I'm like some version of him and
Marissa together where I've lived alone enough where I'm like,
I know the way I think I like things. It's
just that I know that you have to have space
for someone else. And I think the reason why I
care about that because I am like a super sensitive
person and like empathetic, so I like and I'm a
people pleaser, so I care so much about someone's experience
with me that I tend to like just let them
do whatever they want, Like, yeah you can, yeah, just
come on, and you don't have to take off your
shoes this time time, even though obviously my heart screaming
ta take off your fucking shoes. Like sometimes I do that,
sometimes I'm not, just because I hate like having confrontation
in those moments. But no, truly, I would rather you
take off your shoes and I have temporary plastic things
for you butt over your shoes. Okay. She's just like, yeah,
you're you are really intense and you're being weird about this.
But at the same time, Wow, what amazing sniff sensory
skills you have. You're you could be in fucking Marvel.
And he like picks up that she's being sarcastic, and
he's like, you don't have to be a fucking bitch
about it. You can just apologize or wash your neck,
and she's like, I'm not I'm just telling you how
amazing your sniffing skills are. And he's like, no, I
get what you're fucking saying. Ah, but I have ulcers
in my stomach and I'm allergic to fucking perfume, and
that's what it is. If you do this again, I'm
gonna have to leave. She's like, where are you gonna go?
He's like, somewhere else where my nose can be free.
I want to be. Like you live by the beach
and you have what looks like a balcony with like
two big ass doors, Like, open all your fucking doors
and windows right now and just let it air out. Listen,
You're gonna have to find a smell you like to
cover this shit up. Like I don't know, get that
like spray. That's the orange oil. You know I'm talking about.
Stoners know what I'm talking about. But it's just like
you know, in the aisle. It's also good I guess
to like cover other sense. But like they have this
orange oil spray scent that like truly smells like oranges.
It doesn't. It doesn't feel artificial. It's like I cut
up a whole orange tree in front of you. You're
gonna have to get something like that honey into sprayed around. Also,
it's kind of embarrassing if like your loved one doesn't
like your perfume. She's like, what are you putting it
on for who are you putting it on for? She's
like me, me. In my culture, we take pride in
our colognes, our signature sense. You know. He's like, I
would love to know the notes of this sense. So
of course he's like, give me that small ass, stupid
as cheap ass bottle. And then he gets super glue,
and super glue is at shut and she's like, you're
ruining it. He's like, yeah, that's a fucking point, I don't.
I mean, I would love him to be like, you
know what, babe, if Colonne is so important to you,
I require a different kind of scent, So let's go
shopping and let's both pick a cent that I can tolerate.
I mean, but no, he doesn't say that because he's cheap. Okay,
my loves That is the end of part one of
this episode of ninety eight Fiance. When two worlds collide,
I have two couples to talk about still it's Edward
and Marissa, and of course Debbie and Meto. So I
can't wait to tell you about my thoughts about that,
so please listen push play on part number two. Also,
did you see that I dropped love after lock Up?
And this is Polly. Did you see the work I've
been doing? Do you care? Do you want to see
my tits? Just kidding, I'm not going to show you
my tits, but please play those other episodes. Tell me
what you think. I really appreciate all the love and
time you spent with me, and I hope that I
give you back some of it if possible, because this
is a symbiotic relationship where we share things. All right,
my babes, enjoy Part two. Bye.