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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to Later with Moe Kelly on demand from

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<v Speaker 1>KFI A M six forty Nature, Mark talks about pontificates

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<v Speaker 1>about pop culture. Ron and Report with.

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<v Speaker 2>Mark Ronner, k if I am six forty, We're live

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<v Speaker 2>everywhere in the Iheartradiot. Now we have the Runner Report

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<v Speaker 2>with the Mark Ronner.

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<v Speaker 3>When I first saw the trailer for The Bondsman on

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<v Speaker 3>Amazon Prime, I thought that's my kind of show. Dead

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<v Speaker 3>guy brought back to life to hunt down escape demons.

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<v Speaker 3>Kevin Bacon stars with sort of a towny trash accent.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the trailer.

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<v Speaker 4>Did you die.

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<v Speaker 1>Mail Force? Come out with your hands?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I think maybe I did. Mister Hallarin some here

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<v Speaker 5>about your new job orientation.

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<v Speaker 6>She knows things hub about how you died and.

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<v Speaker 7>Went to hell.

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<v Speaker 8>You're only standing here now because we brought you.

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<v Speaker 1>Back, which is just plain silly.

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<v Speaker 8>Do you think it's silly? Mister Hallerin What's job lady?

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<v Speaker 8>You're still a bounty hunter, but now you hunt demutes

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<v Speaker 8>for the devil?

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<v Speaker 1>What two three four?

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<v Speaker 2>Imagine?

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<v Speaker 5>How is a prison? And sometimes inmates bust out? This

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<v Speaker 5>time one of them busted out here and more? Am

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<v Speaker 5>I becoming the born Ones? And found him sent back.

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<v Speaker 7>What do you mean send him back? Just put one

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<v Speaker 7>and bring.

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<v Speaker 8>You'll see hopefully for all of us.

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<v Speaker 7>I need to tell you something about your pastor.

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<v Speaker 6>Well, maybe it's not just about killing demons.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, you can get your family back together.

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<v Speaker 7>You're stuck in a so called job for how long

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<v Speaker 7>your hell runs out of demon seems like you need

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<v Speaker 7>to see this, there's a pattern.

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<v Speaker 2>Then call the hotline a.

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<v Speaker 7>One nine hundred number charge in ten bucks a minute.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you expect? It's hell. If you fail to

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<v Speaker 5>process any demons assigned to.

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<v Speaker 6>You, step on it or skipping school.

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<v Speaker 7>You will be terminated, will have through. So did you

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<v Speaker 7>take our son along for a demon fight yesterday? I'm

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<v Speaker 7>just trying to do something nice here.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I got all the dirty stuff leaped out

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<v Speaker 3>of that. The demons have glowing eyes, which is good

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<v Speaker 3>for identification purposes. There's some gore in the bondsman. Uh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>my kind of show. All right, dead guy brought back

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<v Speaker 3>to life to hunt down escape demons. I knew it

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<v Speaker 3>was my kind of show because I really liked it

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<v Speaker 3>the first time I saw it in the late nineties,

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<v Speaker 3>and it was called Brimstone. Remember that here just take

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<v Speaker 3>a listen to this Samanity confessional.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been a long time since my last confession. I

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<v Speaker 4>was a cop, I was good at my job. I

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<v Speaker 4>was married, I had a good life, and my wife

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<v Speaker 4>was raped.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 4>I caught the guy who did it, but he got off.

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<v Speaker 4>I tracked him down and I killed him, killed him,

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<v Speaker 4>killed him.

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<v Speaker 6>This was a terrible, terrible, singing myself.

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<v Speaker 4>Two months later, I I cornered this petty thief who

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<v Speaker 4>had a gun. He opened upon me. I took five

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<v Speaker 4>bullets to the face and neck and died. And because

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<v Speaker 4>I had killed him in cold blood, I went to Hell. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>and their father. Now that's funny, But even the most

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<v Speaker 4>maximum secure penitentries from time to time and may as

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<v Speaker 4>well escape and happen on Devil's Island. Happened at Alcatras

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<v Speaker 4>six weeks ago, it happened in Hell. One hundred and

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<v Speaker 4>thirteen of the most vile creatures who ever walked the

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<v Speaker 4>earth escaped. And now they're backing.

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<v Speaker 6>Prince of Lies the most of Hell. Surely, having his

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<v Speaker 6>subject spent on earth spreading chaos and destruction, well this

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<v Speaker 6>would bring a smile to his face.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know farther. You, of all people, know that

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<v Speaker 4>even the devil has to answer to higher power. They

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<v Speaker 4>screwed up and now I need someone to fix things.

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<v Speaker 4>Cracked down those creatures and send them back to health.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, you get the idea, and I like that confessional

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<v Speaker 3>exposition there.

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<v Speaker 8>Hmm.

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<v Speaker 3>Awfully similar started that blonde guy from the thirty something show.

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<v Speaker 3>His name was Peter Horton. He's still with us, but

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<v Speaker 3>he was a cop, not a bail bondsman, so totally different, right.

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<v Speaker 3>That show only ran thirteen episodes on Fox. I don't

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<v Speaker 3>think it's ever been on video. I got some episodes

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<v Speaker 3>on vhs in storage someplace, because of course I do.

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<v Speaker 3>I checked a couple Torrent sites and I think you

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<v Speaker 3>can find it if you're a filthy scofflaw. Brimstone was

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<v Speaker 3>about a copy raised from the dead and held the

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<v Speaker 3>hunt on Escape Demons, played things straight, had atmosphere to

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<v Speaker 3>spare compared to the Plopsman, and John Glover was pretty

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<v Speaker 3>fun as the devil in that show. It was a

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<v Speaker 3>good companion show to other ones on Fox at the time,

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<v Speaker 3>like Millennium and of course X Files. If I'm remembering

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<v Speaker 3>it right. Each time the guy smoked one of the

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<v Speaker 3>demons he was hunting. One of his hell tattoos disappeared.

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<v Speaker 3>Why am I talking so much about a show from

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety eight and not the new one on Amazon Prime. Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it's better. The Bondsman is a horror action comedy. Before

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it, I wish they'd played it straight, and

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<v Speaker 3>that didn't change after I watched it. Vivan Bacon's character, Hubb,

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<v Speaker 3>is divorced. Who is Hub? What kind of a name

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<v Speaker 3>is Hub? I just about swore there. He's divorced from

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<v Speaker 3>a singer. They got a teenage son, so there's some

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<v Speaker 3>irritating perfunctory scenes in dialogue right there. The singer has

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<v Speaker 3>a sleazy boyfriend, and the Bondsman is close with his mom. Bacon,

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<v Speaker 3>by the way, sixty six years old, which makes him

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<v Speaker 3>only nine years younger than the woman playing his mother.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing against him. Actors got to pay for the pool upkeep.

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<v Speaker 3>Show's watchable, But about the best thing I can say

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<v Speaker 3>about the eight episodes is that they're short, all about

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<v Speaker 3>a half hour, give or take. The show is created

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<v Speaker 3>by someone named Granger David. It's his first thing of

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<v Speaker 3>any note. I can't say if he ripped off the

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<v Speaker 3>older show, or ever saw it, or didn't even do

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<v Speaker 3>a Google search or what. I had a story solen

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<v Speaker 3>from me once and turned into a show. I can't

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<v Speaker 3>tell you the name of it, but when I looked

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<v Speaker 3>it up, I saw that the credited writer didn't have

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<v Speaker 3>any other major previous credits either. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 3>accuse the Bondsman writer of theft, because that's serious and

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go to court. I can't accuse

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<v Speaker 3>him of being really unoriginal, though, whether something's ripped off

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<v Speaker 3>or just an unoriginal idea done worse than the original,

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<v Speaker 3>I still take that as an insult from the creators.

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<v Speaker 3>They think we're that dumb. In fact, I tried to

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<v Speaker 3>track down the creators of Brimstone. Their name is Ethan

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<v Speaker 3>Rife and Cyrus Boris. They also wrote Kung Fu Panda.

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<v Speaker 3>Believe it or not. I tried getting a hold of them.

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<v Speaker 3>They don't have any social media presence. I got somebody

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<v Speaker 3>I know to get me their agent's information from IMDb.

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<v Speaker 3>PRO didn't get an answer from him yet, So we're

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<v Speaker 3>just going to go with what we have here. Now

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm thinking about this, I wrote a zombie comic

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<v Speaker 3>background twenty nine and ten called rotten. And a few

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<v Speaker 3>months ago I saw a Facebook post or ad or

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<v Speaker 3>something from someone who also had a zombie property called rotten,

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<v Speaker 3>and I put in the comments. Dude, at least do

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<v Speaker 3>a Google search on your title before you publish something.

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<v Speaker 3>No reply. And that's the story on this. It's it's

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<v Speaker 3>the kindest show that will only make you want to

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<v Speaker 3>watch the original because it's much better.

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<v Speaker 2>K if I Am six forty. We're Live Everywhere the

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<v Speaker 2>iHeart Radio App. Part two of the Runner Report.

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<v Speaker 1>When we come back, you're listening to Later with Moe

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<v Speaker 1>Kelly on demand from KFI AM six forty.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to MO on the Movies.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be ridiculous, darling, it's mo on the Movies.

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<v Speaker 2>K if I Am the six forties Later with bo Kelly,

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<v Speaker 2>hundred five to two zero one KFI eight hundred five

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<v Speaker 2>two zero one five three four for name that movie

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<v Speaker 2>cult classic The Vowel Kilmer Edition eight hundred five to

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<v Speaker 2>two zero one five three four Name that movie cult

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<v Speaker 2>classic for the vow Kilmer Now back to Mark Robert

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<v Speaker 2>for part two real quick.

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<v Speaker 3>Along with the economy, some pretty notable people died this week,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're never coming back either. For starters one, you

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<v Speaker 3>might not know the name of Robert McGinnis, a magnificent

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<v Speaker 3>artist of some of the best James Bond movie posters.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he was ninety nine years old. I finally

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<v Speaker 3>had gotten my hands on a Belgian one for that

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen sixty seven Casino Royale comedy Bond movie, just learned

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<v Speaker 3>by the way that Fleming pronounced it Casino Royal, and

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<v Speaker 3>I still love the art for that. Look up Robert

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<v Speaker 3>McGinnis and you may realize he was the artist of

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<v Speaker 3>some of your favorite movie images or book book covers.

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<v Speaker 3>We lost Richard Chamberlain. I was watching the first of

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<v Speaker 3>his two Indiana Jones rip off movies on twob this

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<v Speaker 3>weekend when I saw he died. This happens to me

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<v Speaker 3>a lot. Not sure if I'm the cause or it's

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<v Speaker 3>just a function of the fact that I like so

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<v Speaker 3>much old stuff. He was famous for Doctor Kildare, which

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<v Speaker 3>was before my time, but after that he became the

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<v Speaker 3>king of the TV mini series Showgun, Born, Identity, Thorn Birds,

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<v Speaker 3>from Australia in some classics with some of the greats.

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<v Speaker 3>Benny the Jet or quetas. He had such a long

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<v Speaker 3>and impressive career that he was in the last two

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<v Speaker 3>Mad Max movies and courted that coordinated their stunts. I

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<v Speaker 3>had been seeing posts of his with Cynthia Rothrock on Facebook.

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<v Speaker 3>His catchphrase was is it painful? After he just kicked

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<v Speaker 3>the crap out of somebody? And Val Kilmer, who we're

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<v Speaker 3>going to get into in the next hour. The director

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<v Speaker 3>John Frankenheimer, when I was interviewing him for his Not

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<v Speaker 3>That Great a Reindeer Games movie, told me, which you

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<v Speaker 3>don't usually hear from people in show business, he'd never

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<v Speaker 3>worked with Kilmer again, but that's the tradeoff sometimes instability

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<v Speaker 3>and difficulty for just insane talent, and Kilmer was terrific.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of my favorites of his that are not Heat

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<v Speaker 3>or Tombstone, which you know, real well, real genius. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't even know how many times I've seen it. That

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<v Speaker 3>was one of his first big movies. Hilarious still Wonderland

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<v Speaker 3>from two thousand and three, where he plays John C. Holmes.

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<v Speaker 3>That's all I'm going to say about it. Spartan from

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<v Speaker 3>two thousand and four, a David Mammot movie. Val Kilmer

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<v Speaker 3>plus David Mammot is a really cool combination. Thunderheart from

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<v Speaker 3>nineteen ninety two, Kilmer plays an FBI agent with some

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<v Speaker 3>Native American heritage investigating a crime among Native Americans. And Kiss, Kiss,

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<v Speaker 3>Bang Bang from two thousand and five. I think that's

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<v Speaker 3>his last great one, and it came he co starred

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<v Speaker 3>with Robert Downey Junior, and that came before Downy's big

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<v Speaker 3>resurrection with Iron Man. All those are terrific movies. If

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<v Speaker 3>you haven't seen them, put them on your list, track

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