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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll let your taco one on one one w JRR,

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<v Speaker 3>but your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>The salary's brought you by our offshore fiasco. Many of

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<v Speaker 3>you have been asking for this information. We can now

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<v Speaker 3>deliver it to you if you want to go fishing

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<v Speaker 3>with us. We've been doing this for many years and

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<v Speaker 3>the Orlando Princess out of the port. We'll be doing

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<v Speaker 3>August twenty third the date this year. It's a blast

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<v Speaker 3>and it sells out quickly every year. This is the

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<v Speaker 3>info you need to really know if you're planning on going.

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<v Speaker 3>Tuesday morning, seven o'clock WJR dot com is when the

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<v Speaker 3>tickets will be available while they.

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<v Speaker 1>Last in seven am Tuesday, all right, which I puted

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<v Speaker 1>out before is the day after Memorial Day. So maybe

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<v Speaker 1>said an alarm you're dying to go, remindering your phone

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<v Speaker 1>or something. We know there's a bunch of who go

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<v Speaker 1>to the every year, so we're gonna mention this a

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<v Speaker 1>lot between now and Tuesday morning. Yeah, a bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>people that go as a group. So there goes you know,

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<v Speaker 1>six to ten tickets right there.

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<v Speaker 3>One price covers everything, including beer. So all right, let's

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<v Speaker 3>begin in Virginia. That place is full of lovers. It is,

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<v Speaker 3>it is for lovers.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>I also like their ham. It's Virginia baked a yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>although I probably wouldn't prefer the forty four pounds of

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<v Speaker 3>Virginia ham that is no longer any good after it's

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<v Speaker 3>spilled out of a tractor trailer. Oh boy, in a

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<v Speaker 3>three vehicle accident, twenty tons of ham. If you get

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<v Speaker 3>all over the road in Virginia, you get a ham

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<v Speaker 3>through your windshield. Man, that's like you're gonna get a

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<v Speaker 3>ham and steaks, because once you call the windshield company

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<v Speaker 3>to fix you in shod, they give you.

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<v Speaker 4>A boxes or steaks.

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<v Speaker 2>They still do that gimmick. You know what.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a good quest. Any of you've had had a

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<v Speaker 3>windshield replacement? Is that one joint that offers you steaks?

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<v Speaker 4>Still? Uh? Are they still playing that angle? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>That's still a thing. If so?

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<v Speaker 1>Two two five two six, let us know either way?

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<v Speaker 3>Is ham the most economical when it comes to uh?

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, because if you buy a whole ham, you

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<v Speaker 3>can literally just just about all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean there's, of course there's some fat on it,

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<v Speaker 3>but I mean, for the most part, that's just a

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<v Speaker 3>solid mass of meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Think of the one that I did from Petties, the

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<v Speaker 2>half ham. Yeah, that thing lasted me.

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<v Speaker 1>For days and I still it's ironic. You said, I've

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<v Speaker 1>reached in the in the deep freeze last night to

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<v Speaker 1>grab shrimp and I said, what's this And it was

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<v Speaker 1>three packages of ham.

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<v Speaker 2>Still I need to pull one of them out for

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<v Speaker 2>some how much ham?

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<v Speaker 4>So good?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It is very economical too, I mean, and pork. But

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<v Speaker 1>think about it, just pork in general. Right, what's in

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<v Speaker 1>the box? It's always ahead. But you said there's a

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<v Speaker 1>little more this time?

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<v Speaker 5>Is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Literally?

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<v Speaker 3>Head and shoulders a whole body? Listen to this whacked

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<v Speaker 3>out story. We go to Harris County near Houston, where

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<v Speaker 3>thirty six year old Stephen Everly is in custody facing

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<v Speaker 3>murder and tampering with evidence charges. I'm going to try

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<v Speaker 3>to break down what happened here. But here's what I've

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<v Speaker 3>really been able to extract from this crazy story. Stephen

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<v Speaker 3>apparently had some contractors doing some work at his house, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>and he got into an argument with one of the contractors,

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<v Speaker 3>which necessitated him stabbing and killing the guy. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>so got heated. Steven stabbed and killed this guy and

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<v Speaker 3>stuffed him in a box at his house. Okay, Now,

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<v Speaker 3>unbeknownst to I guess the other workers at the house,

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<v Speaker 3>this is going on. Stephen asked one of the dudes,

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<v Speaker 3>who's's there to help him move some furniture?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, could you help me move this box?

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<v Speaker 4>Eh?

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<v Speaker 3>What You're going down the right path here, taco. So

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<v Speaker 3>the furniture, I guess, was out in the garage area

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<v Speaker 3>and the for an all intensive purposes stranger, the other

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<v Speaker 3>guy at the site, helped him move some stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>then he went to grab a box and Steve was like, no,

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<v Speaker 3>opens it up, there's body of his buddy in there.

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<v Speaker 3>At this point, this dude flips out and goes, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>getting the hell out of here, and he jumps in

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<v Speaker 3>Steven's truck the homeowner and tries to flee. Stephen, in

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<v Speaker 3>an effort to stop this guy, who's now discovered the

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<v Speaker 3>stab dead body in the box, jumps in the bed

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<v Speaker 3>of the truck. Is the guy takes off and he's

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<v Speaker 3>like just seen from an action movie. Smash in the

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<v Speaker 3>back window. To try to get this. They end up wrecking,

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<v Speaker 3>and this is when the police come into the mix

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<v Speaker 3>and are able to piece this whole thing together. And

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<v Speaker 3>the guy driving the truck in an attempt to flee

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<v Speaker 3>with the homeowner in the back who had killed his

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<v Speaker 3>buddy now in custody.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're trying to flee and you got the guy

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<v Speaker 1>in the back of the truck, that's an easy problem

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<v Speaker 1>to fix.

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<v Speaker 2>You either. You just punch it and then slam the brakes.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going front or back at one point, and you're

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<v Speaker 1>innocent because you just found your friend in a box.

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<v Speaker 5>You just go to work for a little a little construction,

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<v Speaker 5>maybe putting up some siding or something, drywall. I'm just

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<v Speaker 5>hanging drywall. Meanwhile your buddy Sammy's hanging in a box.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, as a homeowner, over the years of owning

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<v Speaker 3>a home, I've had some experiences with folks I've hired

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<v Speaker 3>to come out that well really didn't go like I

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<v Speaker 3>had hoped. But I must confess I've never thought about stabbing,

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<v Speaker 3>much less killing and stuffing into a box.

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<v Speaker 1>And he in those tile workers, didn't you have an

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<v Speaker 1>incident with Tyle. Tyle, I think like going towards your

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<v Speaker 1>kitchen or something who was uneven or they.

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<v Speaker 2>Brought the whole family with. Oh that was just weird.

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<v Speaker 3>That wasn't so the craftsmanship was fine, Okay, the whole extended,

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<v Speaker 3>uh guy's Thailand Staller's family being there, including is what

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<v Speaker 3>appeared to be elder grandmother sitting in our driveway knitting.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you invite her in? At some point she did

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<v Speaker 3>come in because I thought she was going to die

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<v Speaker 3>in the driveway from from heatstroke. And then at some

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<v Speaker 3>point the title guy had her in on the action.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, am I really watching this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Somebody texted in.

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<v Speaker 1>I smoked a whole pig once lasted me and my

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<v Speaker 1>three sisters a month.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it is pork is just the best.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody else Safe light, well, we know Safelight doesn't do steaks,

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<v Speaker 1>but they do good wind chield work.

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<v Speaker 4>Safe light replace, safe light repair.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>And so they did repair and replace this one. I

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<v Speaker 1>had my window replaced last month.

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<v Speaker 2>No steak. You gotta call this people.

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<v Speaker 4>I googled it.

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<v Speaker 3>In all fairness, taco, I have not heard that pitch

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<v Speaker 3>in years.

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<v Speaker 2>I have it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think all those daggs were sent out to the

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<v Speaker 1>parking lots of malls to sell.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the same steak. It's the same steak.

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<v Speaker 3>And finally there's this breaking news, uh literally yesterday morning

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<v Speaker 3>in the CBS Affilitate affiliate in Schenectady, New York, where

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<v Speaker 3>morning show anchor Olivia juck With went into labor during

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<v Speaker 3>the newscast or water broke and while she just continued

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<v Speaker 3>on with the newscast.

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<v Speaker 6>We do have some breaking news this morning. Literally Olivia's

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<v Speaker 6>water has broke and she is anchoring the news now

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<v Speaker 6>in active labor, early labor. She's still here. She's been

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<v Speaker 6>doing the entire show. This is her decision to do this.

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<v Speaker 6>I'd rather be at work than at the hospital. After

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<v Speaker 6>we're done with this show, you should probably go.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yay, Yeah, I'll do my best.

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<v Speaker 6>That means three hours of news. That's right in contractions.

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<v Speaker 6>I think that's a first for CDs. All right, well,

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<v Speaker 6>hopefully I don't see you tomorrow, but make sure you joined.

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<v Speaker 1>Julia.

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<v Speaker 4>Is a video of this on our Facebook.

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<v Speaker 1>Bage they're looking so hard for ten so hour, however

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<v Speaker 1>many seconds it is, you get breaking water news. If

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<v Speaker 1>you're that jan editor, I'm calling him sick. I draw

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<v Speaker 1>the line here.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, she was working doing that morning anchor job four

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<v Speaker 3>days pastor due date, which that's pretty I mean, wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Got to keep it up for the insurance. I'm googling

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<v Speaker 1>the steak because it's driving me crazy. New Vision Auto Glass,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't. Oh no, now, let's just hit me with

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<v Speaker 1>places that.

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<v Speaker 2>Insurance. Okay, forget it, That's what I was hoping. We

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<v Speaker 2>go one w j r R, Orlando's rock station,