Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Speaker 2: Welcome to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 3: We'll let your taco one on one one w JRR,
Speaker 3: but your freaking idiots.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: The salary's brought you by our offshore fiasco. Many of
Speaker 3: you have been asking for this information. We can now
Speaker 3: deliver it to you if you want to go fishing
Speaker 3: with us. We've been doing this for many years and
Speaker 3: the Orlando Princess out of the port. We'll be doing
Speaker 3: August twenty third the date this year. It's a blast
Speaker 3: and it sells out quickly every year. This is the
Speaker 3: info you need to really know if you're planning on going.
Speaker 3: Tuesday morning, seven o'clock WJR dot com is when the
Speaker 3: tickets will be available while they.
Speaker 1: Last in seven am Tuesday, all right, which I puted
Speaker 1: out before is the day after Memorial Day. So maybe
Speaker 1: said an alarm you're dying to go, remindering your phone
Speaker 1: or something. We know there's a bunch of who go
Speaker 1: to the every year, so we're gonna mention this a
Speaker 1: lot between now and Tuesday morning. Yeah, a bunch of
Speaker 1: people that go as a group. So there goes you know,
Speaker 1: six to ten tickets right there.
Speaker 3: One price covers everything, including beer. So all right, let's
Speaker 3: begin in Virginia. That place is full of lovers. It is,
Speaker 3: it is for lovers.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: I also like their ham. It's Virginia baked a yeah,
Speaker 3: although I probably wouldn't prefer the forty four pounds of
Speaker 3: Virginia ham that is no longer any good after it's
Speaker 3: spilled out of a tractor trailer. Oh boy, in a
Speaker 3: three vehicle accident, twenty tons of ham. If you get
Speaker 3: all over the road in Virginia, you get a ham
Speaker 3: through your windshield. Man, that's like you're gonna get a
Speaker 3: ham and steaks, because once you call the windshield company
Speaker 3: to fix you in shod, they give you.
Speaker 4: A boxes or steaks.
Speaker 2: They still do that gimmick. You know what.
Speaker 3: That's a good quest. Any of you've had had a
Speaker 3: windshield replacement? Is that one joint that offers you steaks?
Speaker 4: Still? Uh? Are they still playing that angle? Yes?
Speaker 2: That's still a thing. If so?
Speaker 1: Two two five two six, let us know either way?
Speaker 3: Is ham the most economical when it comes to uh?
Speaker 3: I mean, because if you buy a whole ham, you
Speaker 3: can literally just just about all of it.
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 3: I mean there's, of course there's some fat on it,
Speaker 3: but I mean, for the most part, that's just a
Speaker 3: solid mass of meat.
Speaker 2: Think of the one that I did from Petties, the
Speaker 2: half ham. Yeah, that thing lasted me.
Speaker 1: For days and I still it's ironic. You said, I've
Speaker 1: reached in the in the deep freeze last night to
Speaker 1: grab shrimp and I said, what's this And it was
Speaker 1: three packages of ham.
Speaker 2: Still I need to pull one of them out for
Speaker 2: some how much ham?
Speaker 4: So good?
Speaker 2: Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: It is very economical too, I mean, and pork. But
Speaker 1: think about it, just pork in general. Right, what's in
Speaker 1: the box? It's always ahead. But you said there's a
Speaker 1: little more this time?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 4: Literally?
Speaker 3: Head and shoulders a whole body? Listen to this whacked
Speaker 3: out story. We go to Harris County near Houston, where
Speaker 3: thirty six year old Stephen Everly is in custody facing
Speaker 3: murder and tampering with evidence charges. I'm going to try
Speaker 3: to break down what happened here. But here's what I've
Speaker 3: really been able to extract from this crazy story. Stephen
Speaker 3: apparently had some contractors doing some work at his house, okay,
Speaker 3: and he got into an argument with one of the contractors,
Speaker 3: which necessitated him stabbing and killing the guy. All right,
Speaker 3: so got heated. Steven stabbed and killed this guy and
Speaker 3: stuffed him in a box at his house. Okay, Now,
Speaker 3: unbeknownst to I guess the other workers at the house,
Speaker 3: this is going on. Stephen asked one of the dudes,
Speaker 3: who's's there to help him move some furniture?
Speaker 2: Yeah, could you help me move this box?
Speaker 4: Eh?
Speaker 3: What You're going down the right path here, taco. So
Speaker 3: the furniture, I guess, was out in the garage area
Speaker 3: and the for an all intensive purposes stranger, the other
Speaker 3: guy at the site, helped him move some stuff and
Speaker 3: then he went to grab a box and Steve was like, no,
Speaker 3: opens it up, there's body of his buddy in there.
Speaker 3: At this point, this dude flips out and goes, I'm
Speaker 3: getting the hell out of here, and he jumps in
Speaker 3: Steven's truck the homeowner and tries to flee. Stephen, in
Speaker 3: an effort to stop this guy, who's now discovered the
Speaker 3: stab dead body in the box, jumps in the bed
Speaker 3: of the truck. Is the guy takes off and he's
Speaker 3: like just seen from an action movie. Smash in the
Speaker 3: back window. To try to get this. They end up wrecking,
Speaker 3: and this is when the police come into the mix
Speaker 3: and are able to piece this whole thing together. And
Speaker 3: the guy driving the truck in an attempt to flee
Speaker 3: with the homeowner in the back who had killed his
Speaker 3: buddy now in custody.
Speaker 1: When you're trying to flee and you got the guy
Speaker 1: in the back of the truck, that's an easy problem
Speaker 1: to fix.
Speaker 2: You either. You just punch it and then slam the brakes.
Speaker 1: He's going front or back at one point, and you're
Speaker 1: innocent because you just found your friend in a box.
Speaker 5: You just go to work for a little a little construction,
Speaker 5: maybe putting up some siding or something, drywall. I'm just
Speaker 5: hanging drywall. Meanwhile your buddy Sammy's hanging in a box.
Speaker 3: You know, as a homeowner, over the years of owning
Speaker 3: a home, I've had some experiences with folks I've hired
Speaker 3: to come out that well really didn't go like I
Speaker 3: had hoped. But I must confess I've never thought about stabbing,
Speaker 3: much less killing and stuffing into a box.
Speaker 1: And he in those tile workers, didn't you have an
Speaker 1: incident with Tyle. Tyle, I think like going towards your
Speaker 1: kitchen or something who was uneven or they.
Speaker 2: Brought the whole family with. Oh that was just weird.
Speaker 3: That wasn't so the craftsmanship was fine, Okay, the whole extended,
Speaker 3: uh guy's Thailand Staller's family being there, including is what
Speaker 3: appeared to be elder grandmother sitting in our driveway knitting.
Speaker 3: Did you invite her in? At some point she did
Speaker 3: come in because I thought she was going to die
Speaker 3: in the driveway from from heatstroke. And then at some
Speaker 3: point the title guy had her in on the action.
Speaker 3: I'm like, am I really watching this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Somebody texted in.
Speaker 1: I smoked a whole pig once lasted me and my
Speaker 1: three sisters a month.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is pork is just the best.
Speaker 1: Somebody else Safe light, well, we know Safelight doesn't do steaks,
Speaker 1: but they do good wind chield work.
Speaker 4: Safe light replace, safe light repair.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: And so they did repair and replace this one. I
Speaker 1: had my window replaced last month.
Speaker 2: No steak. You gotta call this people.
Speaker 4: I googled it.
Speaker 3: In all fairness, taco, I have not heard that pitch
Speaker 3: in years.
Speaker 2: I have it.
Speaker 1: I think all those daggs were sent out to the
Speaker 1: parking lots of malls to sell.
Speaker 4: It's the same steak. It's the same steak.
Speaker 3: And finally there's this breaking news, uh literally yesterday morning
Speaker 3: in the CBS Affilitate affiliate in Schenectady, New York, where
Speaker 3: morning show anchor Olivia juck With went into labor during
Speaker 3: the newscast or water broke and while she just continued
Speaker 3: on with the newscast.
Speaker 6: We do have some breaking news this morning. Literally Olivia's
Speaker 6: water has broke and she is anchoring the news now
Speaker 6: in active labor, early labor. She's still here. She's been
Speaker 6: doing the entire show. This is her decision to do this.
Speaker 6: I'd rather be at work than at the hospital. After
Speaker 6: we're done with this show, you should probably go.
Speaker 2: Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Yay, Yeah, I'll do my best.
Speaker 6: That means three hours of news. That's right in contractions.
Speaker 6: I think that's a first for CDs. All right, well,
Speaker 6: hopefully I don't see you tomorrow, but make sure you joined.
Speaker 1: Julia.
Speaker 4: Is a video of this on our Facebook.
Speaker 1: Bage they're looking so hard for ten so hour, however
Speaker 1: many seconds it is, you get breaking water news. If
Speaker 1: you're that jan editor, I'm calling him sick. I draw
Speaker 1: the line here.
Speaker 3: Hey, she was working doing that morning anchor job four
Speaker 3: days pastor due date, which that's pretty I mean, wow.
Speaker 1: Got to keep it up for the insurance. I'm googling
Speaker 1: the steak because it's driving me crazy. New Vision Auto Glass,
Speaker 1: we can't. Oh no, now, let's just hit me with
Speaker 1: places that.
Speaker 2: Insurance. Okay, forget it, That's what I was hoping. We
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