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<v Speaker 1>The following show may shock, disturb, and offend some viewers.

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<v Speaker 1>find dark humor offensive. Viewer discretion is advised.

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<v Speaker 2>This Kills Head, Jeffrey Dagger so Blunt, the Unipommer blowing

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<v Speaker 2>and the mob Man, Sun of Sam talking to that

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<v Speaker 2>Most celebrities are probably can So if you're feeling all.

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<v Speaker 3>Alone, crack a beer in cat Stone. Welcome you to

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<v Speaker 3>the podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Range Brow. We're here to entertain you.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here to entertain you.

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<v Speaker 4>Kid Strange.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back, everybody to the show. Marie.

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<v Speaker 5>This is my hetero life rate. Not so silent Bill, Hi.

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<v Speaker 6>I know he's very nice to me, like all the time.

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<v Speaker 6>So I didn't actually think of one, but I just

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<v Speaker 6>remembered one right now. So what what does a janitor

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<v Speaker 6>say when he comes out of the closet, what supplies supplies.

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<v Speaker 3>Stupid surprise, motherfucker supplies.

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<v Speaker 5>Motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 3>So this should be fun. I want to try to

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<v Speaker 3>bring people together more. Marie's been on the show a

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of times. Now, by the time you guys hear

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<v Speaker 3>this one, all of our episodes should be out. And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty excited. We did a whole big two parter

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<v Speaker 3>into dreams and all that stuff, but you know, me

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<v Speaker 3>and Aaron have covered some serious stuff, so we're like

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<v Speaker 3>changing our trajectory and we're gonna really try to bring

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<v Speaker 3>it back to the fun stuff. And you know what's

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<v Speaker 3>what's not You know what's not more fun than cryptids

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<v Speaker 3>and lizard men?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if that was a sentence, but.

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<v Speaker 7>Lizard men are more fun than lizard people.

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<v Speaker 3>What's not more fun? I don't know if that's even

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<v Speaker 3>a sentence, but yes, this would be sort of started off.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you guys anyway?

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<v Speaker 5>How's it going?

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<v Speaker 3>This is your first time meeting on the show, so

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<v Speaker 3>it should be interesting.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Dandy just got I feel all dirty.

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<v Speaker 6>I was playing in frank today, so I was just

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<v Speaker 6>hanging out in someone's at it can wait there for

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<v Speaker 6>like four hours.

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<v Speaker 4>He never came home. I gave up.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, you're in a beautiful mansion now, so.

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<v Speaker 4>That's so I do. I don't know. People pay me

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<v Speaker 4>just to sit an atticts so.

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<v Speaker 3>Conveniently he can't play that grand piano.

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<v Speaker 5>He just bought it for aesthetics.

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<v Speaker 7>Well I think most people do.

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<v Speaker 4>I stole it.

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<v Speaker 6>You remember that piano though, was in my townhouse I

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<v Speaker 6>had there. Yeah, what a nightmare they are to move?

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<v Speaker 4>I'm surely are they.

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<v Speaker 6>Get sold with the house half the time, Like trying

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<v Speaker 6>to move a piano has, hands down, nothing more difficult.

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<v Speaker 6>I have never dealt with a bigger challenge in my

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<v Speaker 6>entire life.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you remember like a boat? You know the bowflex?

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<v Speaker 3>Remember that it's all the thing and it pulls down.

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<v Speaker 3>We had one in one of our houses and my

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<v Speaker 3>parents didn't want to move it. So they're like this

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<v Speaker 3>sold it to the people by five hundred bucks.

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<v Speaker 5>You could have it or whatever. It's just like we

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<v Speaker 5>don't want to move it.

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<v Speaker 3>Good enough, now you can work out?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, okay, I got some got some stella.

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<v Speaker 7>I have boring water hydrating boring, I got.

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<v Speaker 4>Cheers.

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<v Speaker 7>I can't. I gotta go to a parent teacher conference

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<v Speaker 7>after this. I don't think we look good if I

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<v Speaker 7>show up smelling like alcoholics.

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<v Speaker 5>Show up drunk. That's like the best way to go.

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<v Speaker 6>It sounds really fun. You should, you'd be a really

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<v Speaker 6>cool parent. Appreciate appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think. I think that's how it works.

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<v Speaker 7>God is Canada. We probably like get our kids taken

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<v Speaker 7>away from us like s less than that.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just chance.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm somebody.

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<v Speaker 3>They invited me on this nationalist group on x there's

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<v Speaker 3>like seventy some people in it. And the one guy

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<v Speaker 3>his kid. And she essentially like he lost his job

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<v Speaker 3>because he stoock up and was I stood up and

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you know, I don't want this taking to

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<v Speaker 3>my kid. And that's Canada. So he got his parental

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<v Speaker 3>rights taken away. I've heard that like Cana pretty much

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<v Speaker 3>kids because the state thinks that they own them.

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<v Speaker 7>Mm hmm. Now I've heard that someone got the child

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<v Speaker 7>fown services called on them because they their kids were

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<v Speaker 7>playing alone. In their backyard.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what.

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<v Speaker 7>Services in a fenced in backyard. No one safe, no

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<v Speaker 3>You know, all the politicians are like complicit in child trafficking,

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<v Speaker 3>but nobody knows is that that's fine.

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<v Speaker 7>If there was a bear, there could be bears in

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<v Speaker 7>the city like that totally.

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<v Speaker 3>So to get that started, me and Billy probably have

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like touched upon the the swamp man what

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<v Speaker 3>from Escape, Escape or swamp I just want to start

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<v Speaker 3>off some just a couple of fun memes. Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 5>Can you read it off for me, Billy?

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<v Speaker 6>We control the world, says the lizard people. Yes, these

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<v Speaker 6>are ours too. If it looks to be if, if

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<v Speaker 6>it looks too fake to be human, it is lizard.

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<v Speaker 3>Really. Look at that one ship though, that's like creepy looking.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah. I think Zuckerber's the worst one that he's the

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<v Speaker 6>hands down the creepiest man.

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<v Speaker 5>I think have you ever seen like drink water, like

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<v Speaker 5>trying to drink water.

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<v Speaker 7>As a lizard tongue.

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<v Speaker 3>Of yeah, during go like this right, yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 3>he was like it's it's so it's so weird. And

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<v Speaker 3>then that one clip of him he was like.

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<v Speaker 5>What do you say?

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<v Speaker 3>He's like you know if I was human, I mean

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<v Speaker 3>I am human.

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<v Speaker 5>He literally said something like that.

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<v Speaker 7>Yep, yes, I mean you know when I when I yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>if I were human. Yeah, it's like, wait, I am human.

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<v Speaker 7>And the way even the way he says it. So

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<v Speaker 7>he's either a cyborg or a lizard.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine if he is though, imagine if like maybe he's

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<v Speaker 3>not like a lizard person. Maybe he's like maybe he's

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<v Speaker 3>actually an android and they've had this technology because in

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<v Speaker 3>the nineties the military is like fifty years ahead of us.

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<v Speaker 7>So what if he acts like one. His eyes are

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<v Speaker 7>like yellow like data from Star Trek Next Generation, Like

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<v Speaker 7>yellow looking. And it's just he's kind. He's a creepy yeah,

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<v Speaker 7>with something about him.

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<v Speaker 6>You think they'd be smarter, though it's like not catch

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<v Speaker 6>themselves doing stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 5>Like I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think Hillary Clinton's person, Hillary Clinton drank water really

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<v Speaker 3>weird one time also, where like and you see this

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<v Speaker 5>It looks fucking weird.

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<v Speaker 7>Man.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, another one for you.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, it's either's so cute.

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<v Speaker 3>So dumb I can see it I can see it.

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<v Speaker 5>I like this and this is one is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 5>Read it for me, Billy.

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<v Speaker 6>The government is trying to make a whole population eat

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<v Speaker 6>cricket meat, but lizards eat crickets.

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<v Speaker 3>Outside did for all the audience listeners like the joey meme.

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<v Speaker 3>He was like, I love that. Show'd be good though

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<v Speaker 3>I've never tried crickets. They used to sell, remember crazy

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<v Speaker 3>Bills Billy, Crazy Bill Billy. They would sell like it

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<v Speaker 3>was a bong store, like, and they had like a

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<v Speaker 5>Obviously they're all over Canada because.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all degenerates, and you know, it's just they had

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<v Speaker 3>at the front you could get like a box of

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<v Speaker 3>cricket candies.

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<v Speaker 5>I never tried that.

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<v Speaker 3>And they also had like the meal worms or whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>the little worms you can eat.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, those they have seen those two. These probably just

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<v Speaker 7>like they have the munchies, so maybe they'll eat it.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, that's better.

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<v Speaker 5>Last one?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you read this one from me Billy? This is

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<v Speaker 3>definitely up your alley.

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<v Speaker 6>A lizard with severe anxiety, yes, to get a reptile dysfunction.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I meant that it was a pun joke, not

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<v Speaker 3>that you're Penis does. Oh all right, we're talking about you, lizard.

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<v Speaker 7>I thought you were making fun. I thought you were

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<v Speaker 7>making fun of his anxiety disorder. And I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 7>that too.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a mix of everything.

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<v Speaker 3>It was.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a layered joke.

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<v Speaker 3>Think about it. We If you're you don't have anxiety,

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<v Speaker 3>you're probably not human. You know, it's in us like

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<v Speaker 3>somebody like somebody who's talk it's probably Jerry because he's

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<v Speaker 3>only the podcast I actually listened to, and he was

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<v Speaker 3>like all these kids crying about being anxious and having anxiety.

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<v Speaker 3>He's like, that's called being human, Like, get used to it.

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<v Speaker 3>That sucks, you know, unless you're like stone cold, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, like you kind of unless you're like a

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<v Speaker 3>socio b.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, fair enough.

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<v Speaker 6>My brother always said that about Depression series, Like like

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<v Speaker 6>I get it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like some people are like more than others.

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<v Speaker 6>But he's like, if you've never felt that way ever

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<v Speaker 6>in your life, like just terrifying.

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<v Speaker 4>Like you should.

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<v Speaker 6>I get if it's every day, okay, maybe we need

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<v Speaker 6>to talk to somebody about something.

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<v Speaker 7>But true, it's like depth. If you can feel deep

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<v Speaker 7>sadness like that, at least it shows you have like

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<v Speaker 7>some sort of depths you care about stuff. If you don't,

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<v Speaker 7>that's a little.

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<v Speaker 3>I was.

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<v Speaker 7>I was everybody up. If you're not upset, you're not

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<v Speaker 7>being attended.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay. True. After me Aaron covered all the Colergy plan

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<v Speaker 3>stuff and the mass immigration, I felt depressed for like

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<v Speaker 3>two weeks because it was it's very We did three

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<v Speaker 3>hours and then there two hours, and I was like

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<v Speaker 3>just like showing videos and the stuff that's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, well, it's like stop looking at it. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>it's when I walk outside, it's everywhere.

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<v Speaker 7>Ignorance is beauty.

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<v Speaker 4>You've gotten a lot better, though, Tom, since since like

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was a lot worse.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right, like honestly, like it's like straight nuts, the

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<v Speaker 6>hands down the nuttiest person I've first seen.

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<v Speaker 4>In my life.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what you felt.

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<v Speaker 4>Like every other conversation ended with.

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<v Speaker 3>You could hear it listening back to some of the

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<v Speaker 3>older episodes. So I met Billy when he was sixteen

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like nineteen, and we worked at a

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<v Speaker 3>is that I threw stale buns at him in the

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<v Speaker 4>You did you did?

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<v Speaker 6>He filled them up the water and you tossed them

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<v Speaker 6>at me, And then I tried to do it to

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<v Speaker 6>someone else, and I still got in trouble both times.

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<v Speaker 4>Both times it was my fault.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've been friends for a very long time without

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<v Speaker 3>this fun, Without Billy, that would be no strange brew

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<v Speaker 3>h So, while the legend of South Carolina Lizard Man

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<v Speaker 3>isn't well as well known as like Bigfoot and Nessy,

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<v Speaker 3>eventually we getting Alice to Crowley stuff. Supposedly, maybe like

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<v Speaker 3>him summoning the these demons at the what's that house?

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<v Speaker 3>This house that he bought on Lockness supposedly maybe created

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<v Speaker 3>the Lockedness Monster.

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<v Speaker 5>I was listening to something about that. That's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>So this Southern creature, he's a Southern creature, has nonetheless

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<v Speaker 3>shocked the and menaced residents of Scape or Swamp area

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<v Speaker 3>since its first appearance in nineteen eighty eight. The South

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<v Speaker 3>and South Carolina in particular abounds with rumors of supernatural

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<v Speaker 3>Though the reports of the Lizard Man aren't ghost stories

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<v Speaker 3>unlike many other South Carolina legends, they're all part of

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<v Speaker 3>the cultural fabric of the area. Imagine after culture.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like you just talk about like a lizard people.

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<v Speaker 5>Did you hear did you hear about the lizard Man?

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<v Speaker 7>I love it?

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<v Speaker 6>But you get boring after a while. Is that all

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<v Speaker 6>you're allowed to discuss?

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 7>I think it's fun.

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<v Speaker 3>They actually have a statue of him too, Is that cool?

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's pretty narly.

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<v Speaker 4>We should have heard that.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have that in my backyard. I'm not gonna lie.

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<v Speaker 4>I wonder how much there on Amazon.

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<v Speaker 3>With a lizard Man statue. Yeah, I want it bigger

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<v Speaker 3>than that, though. I want it likes so people can

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<v Speaker 3>see it from like space.

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<v Speaker 7>A monument. You don't want a statue on a lizard

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<v Speaker 7>man monument?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, and then the Marxists can tear it down and

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<v Speaker 3>say that that's racist or something. So the the lizard

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<v Speaker 3>Man sightings are particularly noteworthy because they leave a lasting impact.

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<v Speaker 3>People can cast footprints of evasive creatures and he's no,

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<v Speaker 3>that's pretty cool. And he's known for trashing vehicles in

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<v Speaker 3>the dark of night. Similar to most swamp creatures. The

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<v Speaker 3>lizard Man eludes detection most often than not. It's his

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<v Speaker 3>aftermath people claim to see, not to be, not the

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<v Speaker 3>being of himself, not the being himself. Oh, even the

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<v Speaker 3>sightings don't match up with a reality. There's intriguing evidence

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<v Speaker 3>to suggest that the lither Man lyrics out there escape

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<v Speaker 3>or swamp.

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<v Speaker 7>Escape or swamp. That's hard to say so quickly.

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<v Speaker 6>That statue is made out of pier cement, and it's

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<v Speaker 6>six hundred bucks. Really that exactly sixty bucks off Amazon

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<v Speaker 6>pier cement. I don't know how the hell they're gonna

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<v Speaker 6>ship that. That sounds like an insane amount in shipping.

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<v Speaker 3>But yeah, and I considering who's the person that's picking

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<v Speaker 3>up the Amazon order, they're not very strong.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, they're not, but like eighteen year old girls are

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<v Speaker 6>first job every it's just.

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<v Speaker 3>Like see, am I right? It's Billy? It is Billy.

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<v Speaker 3>I told you we were like, I can you. I

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<v Speaker 3>knew they were trying to get on me on Tuesday

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<v Speaker 3>because they're.

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<v Speaker 5>Saying my internet was messing up.

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<v Speaker 3>And then.

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<v Speaker 8>Billy's reason, I think you'd have such good internet in

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<v Speaker 8>that beautiful like called the sack you live in probably

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<v Speaker 8>look it looks ritchy as hell there.

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<v Speaker 6>It's not full bars full bars right now, it's all

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<v Speaker 6>the other people.

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<v Speaker 4>Usually I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 7>To tell you.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know how this keeps happening.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, I have a question, though, I have a question.

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<v Speaker 7>What do you think it's more difficult to move a

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<v Speaker 7>piano or that lizard man statue? That's the question.

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<v Speaker 3>Piano.

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<v Speaker 7>Nothing will ever beat a piano.

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<v Speaker 4>That was horrible.

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<v Speaker 6>I moved. I moved out of that place. I was

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<v Speaker 6>renting it, and I just decided to leave it there.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, I don't care what she says.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 6>And it was like pretty damn close to the door too,

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<v Speaker 6>like it was rollable from the door.

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<v Speaker 4>But I'm like, I don't know what to do with this.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't get into the truck.

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<v Speaker 6>It took me and three grown ass men, two of

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<v Speaker 6>them were legit bodybuilders to move that piano in there.

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<v Speaker 7>Don't ever buy a piano lizard man statue? Yeah, set

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<v Speaker 7>you all the way.

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<v Speaker 6>You hit a pain point there, bringing up all these

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<v Speaker 6>old feelings, the anxiety.

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<v Speaker 3>I just reminds me of this old time when they're

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<v Speaker 3>moving stuff and they take it off like an apartment window,

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<v Speaker 3>and they lure it down and some like Looney Tunes

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<v Speaker 3>cartoon and then the guy like it crushes and he's

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<v Speaker 3>got piano teeth, you know, fun stuff. Yeah, do you

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<v Speaker 3>want to carry you want to take it?

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<v Speaker 5>Over?

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<v Speaker 3>There?

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<v Speaker 7>Me are looking at me, looking at me? Okay, all right.

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<v Speaker 7>The lizard man is supposedly seven feet tall with.

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<v Speaker 5>Greens before Wait where are you?

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<v Speaker 7>I'm after?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, oh, you're reading the headline.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 7>Wanted to read the headline because I thought that was

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<v Speaker 7>pretty That seems pretty typical for a description of a

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<v Speaker 7>lizard man. I mean, from all the ones I've seen. Okay.

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<v Speaker 7>According to lore, the lizard man has a distinctly fearsome appearance,

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<v Speaker 7>standing about seven feet tall with glowing red eyes and

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<v Speaker 7>snake like scales. From the early reported sighting in nineteen

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<v Speaker 7>eighty eight, it's speculated the lizard man possesses just three

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<v Speaker 7>large fingers on each limb. It's weird way to hit it.

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<v Speaker 7>Most sightings, as well as the plaster casts of the

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<v Speaker 7>lizard Man's a legendimate serious foot prints, echo this claim. Additionally,

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<v Speaker 7>the lizard man is said to have dark green skin

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<v Speaker 7>and long black nails, both of which make him look

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<v Speaker 7>like an alligator. The one report suggests he has long

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<v Speaker 7>legs and a small nose. He got his surgery.

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<v Speaker 9>The uniformity of the uniformity of these sightings is part

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<v Speaker 9>of what makes the story so intriguing.

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<v Speaker 7>There's a lot of consistency. Even if there are clear

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<v Speaker 7>fakes out there a clear face. I want to see

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<v Speaker 7>the face.

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<v Speaker 6>It's just me walking out, like putting like bristol board

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<v Speaker 6>all over my arms and be like I'm one of

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<v Speaker 6>the guys.

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<v Speaker 7>They're alling out of the lis. A man emerges from

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<v Speaker 7>an attic in a beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, with the long black nails. I just

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<v Speaker 3>picture like a black lady at a nail slam black.

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<v Speaker 3>You see my nails has got them down and got plastered.

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<v Speaker 5>Only I don't It's like just these huge nails.

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<v Speaker 7>How do women wipe their butts with those?

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<v Speaker 3>I know? Or do anything?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that sounds horrible.

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<v Speaker 6>The pleasures everything you do in life is with the

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<v Speaker 6>nail that assume.

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<v Speaker 5>Ew, that sounds scratching.

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<v Speaker 3>Santa Massacres. I don't know why, but my brain always

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<v Speaker 3>goes to racism when I make jokes and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>that's where of my first long black fingernails. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>who wears these long fake nails? Jilly?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>This this is really weird.

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<v Speaker 4>Interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>The lizard Man is known for attacking cars, not people.

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<v Speaker 3>In two thousand and eight, Bob and Dixie Rawson discovered

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<v Speaker 3>something rated their vehicle overnight. There were bite marks on

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<v Speaker 3>it as well as a as blood on.

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<v Speaker 5>The front of the vehicle.

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<v Speaker 3>What Okay, that's kind of crazy though, right You think

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<v Speaker 3>about that, You're like wake up in the morning, like

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<v Speaker 3>getting your coffee, you're getting ready for work.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh, and then you know there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, like what would that other be? You think, like

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<v Speaker 3>a raccoons trying to bite your car?

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<v Speaker 7>He just there, he's just like the lizard Man is

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<v Speaker 7>just kind of so anti global warming, and he's so

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<v Speaker 7>mad at like the motor vehicle and.

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<v Speaker 3>He's being like oil the plate and he's just like no.

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<v Speaker 7>And then now he's mad because of Elon Musk and

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<v Speaker 7>the electric car electric cars. He doesn't know what to

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<v Speaker 7>do anymore. He's like, Okay, all the cars suck now.

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<v Speaker 3>I like that meme. I like that. I like that

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<v Speaker 3>meme of like, uh, it's like Volkswagon. It's like looking

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<v Speaker 3>side to side because that's like the the Germans built.

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<v Speaker 3>You have the Blair Witch tattoo. Oh yeah, Aaron's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>love that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's his favorite movie.

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<v Speaker 7>That's one of my favorite movies too. I'm a big

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<v Speaker 7>poster right there.

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<v Speaker 5>Maybe you should come on for that episode.

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<v Speaker 3>He he was like, I have we have to get

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<v Speaker 3>Maria and but he's like, what do we do? And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, let's do screen queens most famous start.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we're gonna try to get Billy on for

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<v Speaker 3>Human Centipede, so that'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm never either fun either refuse.

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<v Speaker 6>I mean, I seen it once. I was like sixteen.

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<v Speaker 6>I don't think I ever watched it again.

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<v Speaker 5>Or why did I see it in? That's this bank bank.

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<v Speaker 6>It was Exactually that's getting aroused about something and watching

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<v Speaker 6>it for fun.

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<v Speaker 4>Or twofferent things.

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<v Speaker 7>Right, that's dark.

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<v Speaker 3>Also that video of that guy getting killed with that

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<v Speaker 3>hammer and Russia is also net folders kidding.

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<v Speaker 4>I forgot about that video. I forgot. I forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Fucked up so crazy. Oh this is your now you

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<v Speaker 3>take it away, take it away?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh wait, what about it?

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<v Speaker 2>Then?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>I forgot? He didn't. He had to. He destroyed the car,

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<v Speaker 3>so my bad. That's probably the Stella's talking. But the

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<v Speaker 3>lizard Man can't live on cars alone. There were traces

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<v Speaker 3>of blood on the front of the car. After testing

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<v Speaker 3>the blood, state officials declared a dog as the source

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<v Speaker 3>of the attacks. A few weeks later, sheriff's deputies came

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<v Speaker 3>across a dead cow and a deceased dog nearby, which

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<v Speaker 3>suggests that one of the creatures was responsible for uh

437
00:21:50.559 --> 00:21:54.079
<v Speaker 3>these attacks and all these incidences, well, the connection is

438
00:21:54.119 --> 00:21:58.359
<v Speaker 3>hard to make under other circumstances. The lizardman allegedly attacked

439
00:21:58.359 --> 00:22:01.720
<v Speaker 3>the vehicle since his for sighting. Whatever the reason, the

440
00:22:01.759 --> 00:22:05.240
<v Speaker 3>swamp creature appeared to have an affinity for destroy cars.

441
00:22:05.920 --> 00:22:08.640
<v Speaker 7>It's funny. It just funny to me. There's so many

442
00:22:08.640 --> 00:22:10.799
<v Speaker 7>reasons why you can hate cars that are just hilarious.

443
00:22:10.839 --> 00:22:18.000
<v Speaker 7>It's just it's just he's like a global warming warriors.

444
00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:17.279
<v Speaker 3>Destroying the planet.

445
00:22:18.319 --> 00:22:19.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, why did I.

446
00:22:19.880 --> 00:22:22.960
<v Speaker 6>Sound like he can't just going to like a regular

447
00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:26.200
<v Speaker 6>gym and like he seems very strong, and it's like

448
00:22:26.279 --> 00:22:28.240
<v Speaker 6>people are like whatever chump changed to him?

449
00:22:28.279 --> 00:22:30.440
<v Speaker 4>So like he needs a challenge, like a.

450
00:22:30.400 --> 00:22:34.160
<v Speaker 6>Car coming at you one hundred kilometers Like, yeah, he's

451
00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:36.400
<v Speaker 6>an adrenaline junkie for sure.

452
00:22:37.200 --> 00:22:40.079
<v Speaker 7>Maybe maybe he's just like working out with the cars.

453
00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:42.240
<v Speaker 7>Maybe he's not a hate he's like this is more

454
00:22:42.240 --> 00:22:45.000
<v Speaker 7>of my speed, Like I can you know you getting

455
00:22:45.039 --> 00:22:45.799
<v Speaker 7>my reps.

456
00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:48.480
<v Speaker 5>In you know, getting.

457
00:22:49.920 --> 00:22:58.599
<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, like a cat kneating on a pole, lilizarding cat,

458
00:22:58.720 --> 00:23:00.759
<v Speaker 6>same thing, right, you know?

459
00:23:01.039 --> 00:23:03.200
<v Speaker 5>Do you want to tell do you like cats? Did

460
00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:05.640
<v Speaker 5>you like cats?

461
00:23:04.839 --> 00:23:06.480
<v Speaker 7>I love her?

462
00:23:06.880 --> 00:23:09.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, we love no. I love cats too, Billy,

463
00:23:10.440 --> 00:23:11.920
<v Speaker 3>Do you want to tell her your joke they used

464
00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:12.680
<v Speaker 3>to make all the time.

465
00:23:13.599 --> 00:23:16.880
<v Speaker 6>I can't anymore, not allowed to say that your girlfriend

466
00:23:16.920 --> 00:23:18.640
<v Speaker 6>gets mad, So we're gonna.

467
00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:20.640
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna tell you Billy used to say the best

468
00:23:20.640 --> 00:23:24.119
<v Speaker 3>thing that cats were used for is paint, because you

469
00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:26.640
<v Speaker 3>just throw them at the wall and make a falart.

470
00:23:30.519 --> 00:23:35.319
<v Speaker 6>Or I'm not allowed to say that.

471
00:23:32.200 --> 00:23:41.480
<v Speaker 7>No cat, It's okay. Some cat assholes totally.

472
00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:44.880
<v Speaker 3>My cat's old and see Nile now and she doesn't

473
00:23:44.920 --> 00:23:47.599
<v Speaker 3>stop me owing. It's like she's on her she's on

474
00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:50.400
<v Speaker 3>her last life, like she's good A me.

475
00:23:50.400 --> 00:23:51.680
<v Speaker 4>Is kicking her out for a while.

476
00:23:52.400 --> 00:23:55.319
<v Speaker 3>Yes, sorry, Leila, Leia not let you've been to my

477
00:23:55.359 --> 00:23:57.480
<v Speaker 3>friend for she's been in my life Stile of seventeen.

478
00:23:57.519 --> 00:24:00.119
<v Speaker 3>You know a fucking names, Lea. You said Laila that

479
00:24:00.200 --> 00:24:01.400
<v Speaker 3>I oh, I didn't mean.

480
00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:02.920
<v Speaker 4>I didn't know what it was.

481
00:24:02.960 --> 00:24:06.680
<v Speaker 3>Star Wars rather sadly that we had two cats, Luke

482
00:24:06.759 --> 00:24:09.880
<v Speaker 3>and Lea from Star Wars, and Luke died very young.

483
00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:18.880
<v Speaker 3>He was my favorite. Oh yeah, I suffocated.

484
00:24:17.599 --> 00:24:19.519
<v Speaker 7>Billy just painted with him, just threw him at the

485
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<v Speaker 7>wall three times.

486
00:24:20.279 --> 00:24:25.000
<v Speaker 3>He was like, moved. I forgot about him, all right,

487
00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:27.920
<v Speaker 3>carry away, carry way, okay.

488
00:24:29.000 --> 00:24:31.519
<v Speaker 7>Sightings of the lizard man go all the way back

489
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:34.200
<v Speaker 7>to nineteen eighty eight. A teenager on his way home

490
00:24:34.200 --> 00:24:38.519
<v Speaker 7>from work stopped his car. Oh first mistake. Stopped his

491
00:24:38.599 --> 00:24:42.319
<v Speaker 7>car launched the road to repair to repair a blown

492
00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:46.400
<v Speaker 7>out tire. While outside, he witnessed a strange site a

493
00:24:46.440 --> 00:24:50.119
<v Speaker 7>tall lizard like being rapidly approaching. The figure chased him

494
00:24:50.160 --> 00:24:53.079
<v Speaker 7>into his vehicle and followed him down the road. Upon

495
00:24:53.359 --> 00:24:56.279
<v Speaker 7>returning home, the man discovered damage to his car, as

496
00:24:56.319 --> 00:24:59.599
<v Speaker 7>if the beast intentionally tore into it. But this was

497
00:24:59.680 --> 00:25:02.599
<v Speaker 7>only the first reported sighting of its kind. In fact,

498
00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:06.119
<v Speaker 7>rumors of bizarre beings date back to the fifteen hundreds,

499
00:25:06.119 --> 00:25:09.359
<v Speaker 7>including the discovery of an ancient crocodile like creature living

500
00:25:09.400 --> 00:25:12.039
<v Speaker 7>in the sea. It's just the first sighting of a crocodile.

501
00:25:12.119 --> 00:25:14.160
<v Speaker 7>They're like, what the hell is that? And then that's

502
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:15.359
<v Speaker 7>true crocodile.

503
00:25:15.880 --> 00:25:19.279
<v Speaker 3>There's a lot of weird ancient mysteries about Reptilians. I'm

504
00:25:19.319 --> 00:25:21.559
<v Speaker 3>still reading that David Like book because I'm reading other stuff.

505
00:25:21.559 --> 00:25:25.240
<v Speaker 3>But it's a massive book. It's the most comprehensive research

506
00:25:25.319 --> 00:25:28.720
<v Speaker 3>into reptilians. And there's like, you know, the obviously the

507
00:25:28.799 --> 00:25:33.359
<v Speaker 3>Chinese worship dragons. A lot of people look at them favorably,

508
00:25:33.599 --> 00:25:36.920
<v Speaker 3>favorably because I was talking about the reptilian idea with

509
00:25:37.039 --> 00:25:38.839
<v Speaker 3>Ryan Gable. He's like super in the Call has been

510
00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:42.079
<v Speaker 3>a radio stations for fifteen years, was stuff like coast

511
00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:44.519
<v Speaker 3>to coast and and you know, I was talking about

512
00:25:44.519 --> 00:25:46.200
<v Speaker 3>with the idea of the reptilians, and he said, like

513
00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:48.039
<v Speaker 3>a lot of it's like you know, in other cultures

514
00:25:48.039 --> 00:25:51.880
<v Speaker 3>they actually like worship snakes and dragons and all that stuff.

515
00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:53.680
<v Speaker 3>And I'm like, yeah, but that does not mean that

516
00:25:53.799 --> 00:25:56.559
<v Speaker 3>maybe they're like been influenced by the reptilians, you know.

517
00:25:57.160 --> 00:26:00.920
<v Speaker 3>And and you see this in like the Egyptians they

518
00:26:00.960 --> 00:26:05.240
<v Speaker 3>believe that a crocodile consumes you in the afterlife if

519
00:26:05.279 --> 00:26:10.680
<v Speaker 3>you're like a bad boy, if you're if you're bad, Yeah,

520
00:26:11.480 --> 00:26:13.880
<v Speaker 3>you need a new microphone, Billy. I'm gonna all hear

521
00:26:14.480 --> 00:26:17.119
<v Speaker 3>s s sometimes and it pisses me off.

522
00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:24.440
<v Speaker 4>What is this from You don't hear it breathing.

523
00:26:25.160 --> 00:26:26.920
<v Speaker 5>No, it's just like I think it's your Mike, But

524
00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:29.599
<v Speaker 5>maybe I'm wrong. Who knows. If Marie doesn't hear it,

525
00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:30.960
<v Speaker 5>then maybe nobody else hears it.

526
00:26:32.200 --> 00:26:38.880
<v Speaker 4>But I hear it. I hear it.

527
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so uh oh, this is okay, come on, like okay,

528
00:26:45.079 --> 00:26:49.319
<v Speaker 3>So this is like, this is supposedly a picture of him,

529
00:26:49.359 --> 00:26:51.960
<v Speaker 3>and we're getting this information from rancor dot com, so

530
00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:55.759
<v Speaker 3>everybody knows. Billy, what do you think is that the

531
00:26:55.799 --> 00:26:56.599
<v Speaker 3>lizard man.

532
00:26:59.559 --> 00:26:59.839
<v Speaker 4>Tony?

533
00:27:00.599 --> 00:27:00.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh?

534
00:27:00.920 --> 00:27:04.599
<v Speaker 6>Fuck, yeah, absolutely. I would be standing right beside him

535
00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:08.920
<v Speaker 6>my dinosaur costume. Yeah, and you you would.

536
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:11.920
<v Speaker 7>Look more realistic and whatever dinosaur costume you have probably

537
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:13.279
<v Speaker 7>looks more realistic than.

538
00:27:13.160 --> 00:27:16.240
<v Speaker 5>That the blow up dinosaur costume.

539
00:27:16.279 --> 00:27:18.480
<v Speaker 7>And you like Chase the car what I was talking about,

540
00:27:19.720 --> 00:27:23.000
<v Speaker 7>It looks more realistic than that those blow up dinosaur ones.

541
00:27:23.000 --> 00:27:25.000
<v Speaker 7>To look at his tail on this one, it's so

542
00:27:25.319 --> 00:27:31.960
<v Speaker 7>like limp and come on now, he's girthy like he's been,

543
00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:36.480
<v Speaker 7>that's for sure. But that tail is so high and

544
00:27:36.519 --> 00:27:39.000
<v Speaker 7>it's so yeah.

545
00:27:38.200 --> 00:27:42.519
<v Speaker 6>It's maybe maybe that's a sign of like alpha in

546
00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:43.519
<v Speaker 6>the reptilians.

547
00:27:43.759 --> 00:27:46.119
<v Speaker 4>Well, they do.

548
00:27:46.200 --> 00:27:49.079
<v Speaker 3>Say that they do say that. So like if you

549
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:52.400
<v Speaker 3>have if you have a long tail, supposedly your royalty

550
00:27:53.079 --> 00:27:56.440
<v Speaker 3>uh and the shorter your tail is uh. It depends

551
00:27:56.480 --> 00:27:59.279
<v Speaker 3>on the class of the reptilian. So if you have

552
00:27:59.400 --> 00:28:02.680
<v Speaker 3>no tail, a short stub, you're of the worker class.

553
00:28:02.960 --> 00:28:05.920
<v Speaker 3>And this is like stuff from Alex Callier, a guy

554
00:28:05.960 --> 00:28:08.720
<v Speaker 3>that didn't interview in nineteen ninety four that was supposed

555
00:28:08.759 --> 00:28:11.799
<v Speaker 3>to be had connections to the Andromeda Council, and he

556
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 3>truly believes this stuff. The interview is two hours and

557
00:28:14.599 --> 00:28:17.119
<v Speaker 3>it's fascinating because he talks about what they look like,

558
00:28:17.200 --> 00:28:20.240
<v Speaker 3>what they eat, why they consume children, all that stuff,

559
00:28:20.319 --> 00:28:23.319
<v Speaker 3>and in nineteen ninety four, and it's an exploit like this.

560
00:28:23.599 --> 00:28:25.400
<v Speaker 3>It's always something that stuck with me because I watched

561
00:28:25.400 --> 00:28:27.240
<v Speaker 3>as a kid and I was like, this shit real

562
00:28:27.359 --> 00:28:30.440
<v Speaker 3>man like lizards eating people.

563
00:28:33.039 --> 00:28:35.000
<v Speaker 7>Like when you were a kid, you had a Southern accent,

564
00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:37.559
<v Speaker 7>the people fucking.

565
00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:39.079
<v Speaker 3>It's only actually I could do this. That's why I

566
00:28:39.079 --> 00:28:41.720
<v Speaker 3>get used. It gets used up on the show, asked Billy,

567
00:28:41.759 --> 00:28:43.440
<v Speaker 3>It's like whatever I can get to an accis it's

568
00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:44.359
<v Speaker 3>a Southern accent.

569
00:28:46.039 --> 00:28:49.160
<v Speaker 4>It's true, it's quite frequent, it's quite free.

570
00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:52.960
<v Speaker 3>So the South Carolina. Lizard Man came back to prominence

571
00:28:53.000 --> 00:28:56.160
<v Speaker 3>in twenty fifteen after a woman snapped a picture of

572
00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:59.119
<v Speaker 3>what she claimed was the creature. She took the photo

573
00:28:59.279 --> 00:29:01.640
<v Speaker 3>just after leaving church one day and send it to

574
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:04.759
<v Speaker 3>the local news. The figure in the photo certainly looks

575
00:29:04.839 --> 00:29:07.880
<v Speaker 3>like the part. It appears as tall as a reptilian

576
00:29:07.920 --> 00:29:11.079
<v Speaker 3>creature with green skin and large red eyes, though the

577
00:29:11.119 --> 00:29:14.319
<v Speaker 3>swamp thing seems to almost be too clear to be real.

578
00:29:14.759 --> 00:29:18.039
<v Speaker 3>Some believe I sound like there was like, ah am,

579
00:29:18.160 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 3>the baddest of them all. You know that. You know

580
00:29:20.799 --> 00:29:25.039
<v Speaker 3>who I'm talking about. Krispy Kreme, No, Lilly, you know.

581
00:29:26.400 --> 00:29:28.359
<v Speaker 5>Am. I'm gonna send you that.

582
00:29:28.559 --> 00:29:29.960
<v Speaker 3>I keep be fraid to send you stuff for read,

583
00:29:30.000 --> 00:29:32.119
<v Speaker 3>but I want to send you that. It's fair. It's

584
00:29:32.240 --> 00:29:35.680
<v Speaker 3>it's this. It's this rapper that you think is like

585
00:29:35.759 --> 00:29:38.160
<v Speaker 3>mentally handicapped. But I guess he's just playing a role

586
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:41.039
<v Speaker 3>that he does all these stupid rap songs. But he

587
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:43.559
<v Speaker 3>like he was on Tosh point zero and stuff, and

588
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:45.920
<v Speaker 3>I guess he's like really smart and he just does

589
00:29:45.920 --> 00:29:46.680
<v Speaker 3>that as a character.

590
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:49.519
<v Speaker 7>Okay, it's good.

591
00:29:49.559 --> 00:29:50.559
<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna send you a bunch.

592
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:56.160
<v Speaker 3>Yes, it's so. Then that though the swamp thing almost

593
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:59.319
<v Speaker 3>seems too real, so some believe it's a person in

594
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.720
<v Speaker 3>the cost you will of ship. The woman swears the

595
00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:05.000
<v Speaker 3>picture is authentic, telling local news my hand to god,

596
00:30:05.240 --> 00:30:08.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm not making this up. So excited. I'm so excited

597
00:30:08.960 --> 00:30:11.759
<v Speaker 3>for this, so excited, that's what you're saying.

598
00:30:13.640 --> 00:30:18.039
<v Speaker 7>So okay, it looks homemade that costume, Like that's a

599
00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:19.480
<v Speaker 7>lot of work.

600
00:30:21.640 --> 00:30:22.880
<v Speaker 4>What do you think that?

601
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:23.000
<v Speaker 3>Like?

602
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:26.240
<v Speaker 6>Do you think just the classic he's like, is he

603
00:30:26.359 --> 00:30:29.480
<v Speaker 6>like stuffing his reptile bro it does?

604
00:30:29.799 --> 00:30:32.599
<v Speaker 3>It does look like a costume, but it looks like

605
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:35.839
<v Speaker 3>he's going to like comic con, Like, it looks like

606
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:38.759
<v Speaker 3>it's pretty well made, considering.

607
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:40.279
<v Speaker 7>He's strutting too.

608
00:30:40.960 --> 00:30:49.200
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, he's like, fucking, this is my.

609
00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Ship.

610
00:30:49.680 --> 00:30:53.200
<v Speaker 3>Like even the feet, like the articulated feet, you can't

611
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:57.200
<v Speaker 3>it's fake obviously, But like that's what I'm saying. If

612
00:30:57.240 --> 00:30:59.480
<v Speaker 3>you look at like certain portions, like it would not

613
00:30:59.559 --> 00:31:04.160
<v Speaker 3>be able to function as like a like a bipedal creature,

614
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:04.720
<v Speaker 3>you know what I mean?

615
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:08.559
<v Speaker 7>Mm hmm, it doesn't it's not. Yeah, but he's he's

616
00:31:08.599 --> 00:31:10.240
<v Speaker 7>ready to like fuck some cars up.

617
00:31:10.519 --> 00:31:13.319
<v Speaker 3>That lady's like, my husband made a costume to fuck me,

618
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:16.119
<v Speaker 3>and well I've dressed like a cow and I you know,

619
00:31:16.240 --> 00:31:19.000
<v Speaker 3>she's listening making this up. We saw the liser creature.

620
00:31:19.480 --> 00:31:21.559
<v Speaker 3>You know, anything for fame. People will do anything for

621
00:31:21.559 --> 00:31:24.640
<v Speaker 3>fame and notoriety. That's why when we've talked about stuff

622
00:31:24.640 --> 00:31:27.960
<v Speaker 3>on the like the show before, is this idea of

623
00:31:28.000 --> 00:31:31.200
<v Speaker 3>like the people that are more credible would be the

624
00:31:31.240 --> 00:31:33.440
<v Speaker 3>people have nothing to gain, Like they're not gaining anything.

625
00:31:33.559 --> 00:31:36.279
<v Speaker 3>Me and Billy just talked about the Fuckville meadow man,

626
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:39.519
<v Speaker 3>and like the cop was like ridiculed out of town.

627
00:31:40.359 --> 00:31:45.119
<v Speaker 3>He truly believed what he saw, right, so like and

628
00:31:45.119 --> 00:31:46.680
<v Speaker 3>he's like, I didn't mean I don't want this.

629
00:31:46.720 --> 00:31:48.480
<v Speaker 5>To happen to me, you know what I mean? It's

630
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:50.960
<v Speaker 5>like shit, I know, so sad.

631
00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:54.720
<v Speaker 4>All right, the warning guys, and then gave you a

632
00:31:54.799 --> 00:31:56.039
<v Speaker 4>warning and y'all laughed at me.

633
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:58.200
<v Speaker 5>They don't have any pictures of the footprint. I'm gonna

634
00:31:58.200 --> 00:31:59.079
<v Speaker 5>see if I cann look it up.

635
00:32:00.039 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 7>Okay, sightings are one thing, but casts are another. In

636
00:32:03.720 --> 00:32:06.559
<v Speaker 7>nineteen eighty eight, the same year of the initial spotting

637
00:32:06.599 --> 00:32:09.240
<v Speaker 7>of the lizard Man and the serious footprints emerged near

638
00:32:09.319 --> 00:32:12.880
<v Speaker 7>the scape or Swamp, Locals made plaster casts of the

639
00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:16.759
<v Speaker 7>curious tracks Like the previously reported descriptions, the prince had

640
00:32:16.880 --> 00:32:20.960
<v Speaker 7>the telltale three toes. The tracks were about fourteen inches

641
00:32:21.000 --> 00:32:24.359
<v Speaker 7>in lengthly crap, a few inches longer than the average

642
00:32:24.440 --> 00:32:28.319
<v Speaker 7>human foot. Really, fourteen inches is long? Yeah, I guess

643
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:32.640
<v Speaker 7>so that sounds It sounds bigger to me than a huge.

644
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:34.240
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

645
00:32:35.079 --> 00:32:38.359
<v Speaker 7>Mine's way smaller than that.

646
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:51.119
<v Speaker 5>It's like a fish story any images the images?

647
00:32:52.839 --> 00:33:01.200
<v Speaker 7>Mmmm, it looked long when I read it.

648
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:01.920
<v Speaker 5>Oh, here we good?

649
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:05.680
<v Speaker 3>Then when I thought about it, weird.

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<v Speaker 6>Jamie's foots fourteen you're lying to me, No, Jamie, I

651
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<v Speaker 6>size fourteen feet.

652
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<v Speaker 5>My brother sigzslet How does your I don't believe that?

653
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<v Speaker 6>What do you mean I have like twelve and a half.

654
00:33:21.720 --> 00:33:25.160
<v Speaker 6>How the fuck Jamie's like six five and lanky as hell?

655
00:33:25.359 --> 00:33:27.839
<v Speaker 3>You I know.

656
00:33:29.640 --> 00:33:31.799
<v Speaker 4>It is what it is. You've seen his disgusting little

657
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:34.000
<v Speaker 4>fucking toes. I share.

658
00:33:35.519 --> 00:33:37.680
<v Speaker 5>That's his brother that doesn't know.

659
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:43.720
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Danny's got things. Danny got the different dad or mom.

660
00:33:44.200 --> 00:33:45.079
<v Speaker 4>He's got a different dad.

661
00:33:45.240 --> 00:33:47.200
<v Speaker 5>It makes sense. He looks a lot different.

662
00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:59.039
<v Speaker 3>Than fair enough. Just Billy's uh, Billy's two brothers so uh.

663
00:33:59.119 --> 00:34:01.759
<v Speaker 3>The lizard Man's I thinks are a thing of the past.

664
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:06.079
<v Speaker 3>In fact, these stories are getting more frequent. In twenty fifteen,

665
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:09.679
<v Speaker 3>a woman saw two lizards fucking outside of her house,

666
00:34:10.000 --> 00:34:10.360
<v Speaker 3>just kidding.

667
00:34:10.360 --> 00:34:14.199
<v Speaker 5>They're just there's hanging out fucking. How do lizards fuck?

668
00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:18.840
<v Speaker 3>Because they have a kuwako like a bird, don't they?

669
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:21.639
<v Speaker 4>I don't even know what the fuck.

670
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:27.119
<v Speaker 3>That it's like, Uh, it comes out. I do know

671
00:34:27.119 --> 00:34:29.360
<v Speaker 3>that because a podcast is too They always mentioned this stuff.

672
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<v Speaker 5>What do you mean?

673
00:34:31.400 --> 00:34:31.480
<v Speaker 4>Like?

674
00:34:31.519 --> 00:34:35.760
<v Speaker 3>It's how me and Billy spent twenty minutes. Billy does

675
00:34:35.800 --> 00:34:38.079
<v Speaker 3>a fun fact at the end of each episode, and

676
00:34:38.119 --> 00:34:41.360
<v Speaker 3>we spent like twenty minutes talking about fucking uh weird

677
00:34:41.559 --> 00:34:43.519
<v Speaker 3>like animal.

678
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:46.960
<v Speaker 7>Penises, weird animal what.

679
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:55.480
<v Speaker 4>Fun it was?

680
00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:55.880
<v Speaker 5>Fucked.

681
00:34:56.239 --> 00:34:59.599
<v Speaker 3>Lizards have a kouako, which is single opening that serves

682
00:34:59.639 --> 00:35:03.719
<v Speaker 3>all Oh. So aquako is like it shits out of it,

683
00:35:04.000 --> 00:35:06.960
<v Speaker 3>it urinates out of it, and also you can fuck it. Uh.

684
00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:09.800
<v Speaker 3>The male lizard grasped the female by the back of

685
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:16.119
<v Speaker 3>the neck weird oh like, and then aligns his body

686
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:20.280
<v Speaker 3>over hers and then twists his body underneath hers to

687
00:35:20.440 --> 00:35:30.400
<v Speaker 3>insert his hem pin into her koloako. Do lizards feel pleasure? Yes,

688
00:35:30.519 --> 00:35:33.719
<v Speaker 3>Lizards have most of the same emotions that birds and

689
00:35:33.719 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 3>mammals do they miss loving because they typically do not pair, bond,

690
00:35:38.519 --> 00:35:45.039
<v Speaker 3>or care for their offspring. Interesting, they do feel curiosity, happiness, fear,

691
00:35:45.039 --> 00:35:45.440
<v Speaker 3>and anger.

692
00:35:45.480 --> 00:35:45.639
<v Speaker 4>Though.

693
00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:50.199
<v Speaker 3>I like that they're like giving it like doggie. They're

694
00:35:50.280 --> 00:35:51.920
<v Speaker 3>just like they grab her by the back of the

695
00:35:52.000 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 3>neck and they just fucking give it.

696
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<v Speaker 6>In the very multi purposeful, very very efficient. I'm very

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<v Speaker 6>very uh.

698
00:36:10.199 --> 00:36:13.639
<v Speaker 3>God, all in one. They say, I don't know.

699
00:36:13.679 --> 00:36:16.239
<v Speaker 6>I like, I like when my shampoo is also conditioner

700
00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:18.800
<v Speaker 6>and body washed, so like, I don't see why.

701
00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:22.880
<v Speaker 3>I I think it's funny that they give men now

702
00:36:23.000 --> 00:36:25.360
<v Speaker 3>They're like, you don't have to take the time to

703
00:36:25.440 --> 00:36:29.239
<v Speaker 3>pump another bottle, just like lather yourself and soap.

704
00:36:29.559 --> 00:36:30.320
<v Speaker 4>It's fine.

705
00:36:30.679 --> 00:36:31.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't do that.

706
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:35.079
<v Speaker 5>I use I used to any difference.

707
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:37.960
<v Speaker 6>I used to make those jokes. I used to make

708
00:36:37.960 --> 00:36:39.880
<v Speaker 6>those jokes like years ago, even in high school. Like

709
00:36:39.880 --> 00:36:41.920
<v Speaker 6>I wish they came out with like a fourteen in one.

710
00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:43.880
<v Speaker 6>I just want to buy one bottle on. It's like

711
00:36:43.920 --> 00:36:46.320
<v Speaker 6>I keep seeing those memes now and now they're out everywhere.

712
00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 6>It's like a shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, shaving.

713
00:36:50.880 --> 00:36:55.079
<v Speaker 4>There is a shading cream, motor oil. It's whatever, the want.

714
00:36:57.119 --> 00:36:57.760
<v Speaker 7>Motor oil.

715
00:36:58.440 --> 00:37:01.119
<v Speaker 3>See I use I use that it's called native because

716
00:37:01.159 --> 00:37:03.159
<v Speaker 3>like I, I don't it's not gotten out of the

717
00:37:03.159 --> 00:37:04.920
<v Speaker 3>par fades and all the other stuff that's in it.

718
00:37:05.119 --> 00:37:09.079
<v Speaker 3>Because when you're when you're using these shampoos for people

719
00:37:09.119 --> 00:37:12.159
<v Speaker 3>that don't know, it's like leaking into your body and

720
00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:13.400
<v Speaker 3>then you're being poisoned.

721
00:37:14.559 --> 00:37:18.400
<v Speaker 7>M Yeah, but it's eighteen bucks for one of their deodorants,

722
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:22.079
<v Speaker 7>like dollars.

723
00:37:22.239 --> 00:37:27.079
<v Speaker 6>Or you go to Walmart and do you go, Tom

724
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:27.639
<v Speaker 6>just choking.

725
00:37:30.480 --> 00:37:32.679
<v Speaker 7>Here's some tips kids, Just wrap.

726
00:37:32.480 --> 00:37:34.880
<v Speaker 5>Some like wrap some like coconut oil on you.

727
00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:35.599
<v Speaker 3>You'll be fine.

728
00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:38.960
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, fair enough enough?

729
00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Carry away?

730
00:37:40.519 --> 00:37:41.920
<v Speaker 5>Carry away?

731
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:45.039
<v Speaker 7>Are you gonna show? Are you gonna show this picture?

732
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:46.920
<v Speaker 7>Did you see what? It says? A woman's on two

733
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:49.599
<v Speaker 7>lizard like humanoids outside her house. Three years later, a

734
00:37:49.639 --> 00:37:52.920
<v Speaker 7>couple discovered overnight damage to their car, as well as

735
00:37:52.920 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 7>several of her cats missing.

736
00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:55.199
<v Speaker 3>See he does.

737
00:37:57.079 --> 00:37:59.559
<v Speaker 5>This is why I send Marie the information show.

738
00:37:59.639 --> 00:38:01.719
<v Speaker 3>She keeps me on point because this has happened, or

739
00:38:01.760 --> 00:38:11.639
<v Speaker 3>she helps me pronounce words. It's fun, billy, it's always

740
00:38:12.480 --> 00:38:14.480
<v Speaker 3>thank God, it's always names.

741
00:38:14.679 --> 00:38:15.599
<v Speaker 5>It's always names.

742
00:38:15.639 --> 00:38:19.079
<v Speaker 3>And I'm usually like high or drinking, so it's probably eventually.

743
00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:20.119
<v Speaker 5>I'll have to not do that anymore.

744
00:38:20.440 --> 00:38:22.719
<v Speaker 3>Chelsea's like, you have to may and then eventually she's like,

745
00:38:22.719 --> 00:38:24.400
<v Speaker 3>if I go into labor, you're gonna have to Like

746
00:38:25.039 --> 00:38:27.559
<v Speaker 3>it's like you're gonna can't be drinking and stuff. I'm like,

747
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:30.480
<v Speaker 3>that's sad. I can't drive drunk to the hospital.

748
00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:32.679
<v Speaker 4>Fair enough.

749
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:35.039
<v Speaker 7>Sometimes when you have kids too, it's like when you

750
00:38:35.079 --> 00:38:37.480
<v Speaker 7>want to drink the most, Oh my god, in the night,

751
00:38:37.559 --> 00:38:39.280
<v Speaker 7>they're finally in bed, I need a drink.

752
00:38:40.880 --> 00:38:43.119
<v Speaker 6>I mean, if you brought back the old school parents

753
00:38:43.159 --> 00:38:45.719
<v Speaker 6>and what my mom did, whiskey on the teeth, throw

754
00:38:45.800 --> 00:38:49.039
<v Speaker 6>you in the fucking room, close the door, and I

755
00:38:49.039 --> 00:38:50.599
<v Speaker 6>don't know what's gonna happen, but I'll see him in

756
00:38:50.639 --> 00:38:51.119
<v Speaker 6>the morning.

757
00:38:52.760 --> 00:38:55.519
<v Speaker 3>We lived in different times. It is weird that like, uh,

758
00:38:56.159 --> 00:38:59.159
<v Speaker 3>the thing like's attacking cars. Okay, I'm gonna tell you

759
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:01.960
<v Speaker 3>this is the exact fact, same costume as this is.

760
00:39:03.039 --> 00:39:08.320
<v Speaker 3>It looks like very similar. I'm fucking zooming in. It's

761
00:39:08.320 --> 00:39:12.159
<v Speaker 3>from a YouTube. I don't know how Aaron did that.

762
00:39:12.239 --> 00:39:14.360
<v Speaker 3>Aaron was like zooming in it.

763
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:17.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I don't.

764
00:39:20.239 --> 00:39:23.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, carried away. I'll just say this one. Why

765
00:39:23.519 --> 00:39:25.960
<v Speaker 3>not the lizard man sightings aren't the thing of a past.

766
00:39:26.039 --> 00:39:29.519
<v Speaker 3>In fact, these stories are getting more frequent. Oh they

767
00:39:29.519 --> 00:39:32.519
<v Speaker 3>she saw him outside her house. Damage to the car. Uh.

768
00:39:32.559 --> 00:39:34.880
<v Speaker 3>She sent a photo of the lizard creature to the

769
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:39.320
<v Speaker 3>local news. A few months afterwards, a man summoned, submitted

770
00:39:39.320 --> 00:39:42.760
<v Speaker 3>a video. Summoned summoned a video, submitted a video. As

771
00:39:42.760 --> 00:39:46.519
<v Speaker 3>sightings increased in frequency and more people started believing in

772
00:39:46.679 --> 00:39:49.159
<v Speaker 3>the lizard man, they did.

773
00:39:51.880 --> 00:39:55.320
<v Speaker 7>So it's real, right, yeahs.

774
00:39:55.519 --> 00:39:57.239
<v Speaker 5>I wish I had my fake news button.

775
00:39:58.079 --> 00:40:01.159
<v Speaker 3>Oh, retard alert re tartle it.

776
00:40:05.280 --> 00:40:09.199
<v Speaker 7>Okay, the police, Okay, the police take lizard man reports seriously. Okay, Well,

777
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:09.800
<v Speaker 7>that's okay.

778
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Police.

779
00:40:10.639 --> 00:40:14.320
<v Speaker 7>Uncommon, Yeah, the police. It's not uncommon for law enforcement

780
00:40:14.400 --> 00:40:18.840
<v Speaker 7>to write off cripet reports as the product of overactive imaginations. However,

781
00:40:19.199 --> 00:40:22.920
<v Speaker 7>South Carolina's Lee County is the exception. While the area

782
00:40:22.960 --> 00:40:26.119
<v Speaker 7>embraces the creature as a bit of a local flavor,

783
00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:30.960
<v Speaker 7>the police department still takes reports seriously. They've received multiple

784
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:34.199
<v Speaker 7>reports of sightings over the last ten years and investigated

785
00:40:34.239 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 7>these allegations even when they sounded dubious. It's all a

786
00:40:39.119 --> 00:40:42.599
<v Speaker 7>part of public safety. It's one person. If one person

787
00:40:42.719 --> 00:40:46.360
<v Speaker 7>was hurt because of police in action. That's one too many.

788
00:40:46.440 --> 00:40:49.400
<v Speaker 7>Well that was so serious. That was so that's one

789
00:40:49.480 --> 00:40:52.920
<v Speaker 7>too many. One person hurt police actions.

790
00:40:53.119 --> 00:40:55.239
<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, you won't care. They're like leave your

791
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.920
<v Speaker 3>car keys by your door so they can the criminals

792
00:40:58.440 --> 00:40:59.800
<v Speaker 3>from foreign countries.

793
00:40:59.440 --> 00:41:03.039
<v Speaker 5>Can steal cars. That's fucking crazy.

794
00:41:03.679 --> 00:41:08.559
<v Speaker 6>Also, realistically, that sounds like an extremely bored police force. Yeah,

795
00:41:08.880 --> 00:41:11.280
<v Speaker 6>they're like, we got nothing going on, man, let's make

796
00:41:11.320 --> 00:41:13.239
<v Speaker 6>sure every call that comes in.

797
00:41:14.039 --> 00:41:15.280
<v Speaker 7>I like, I love.

798
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:18.559
<v Speaker 3>That they can't keep going back to Billy Bob Joe's

799
00:41:18.559 --> 00:41:21.280
<v Speaker 3>like trailer park to break up him and his is

800
00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:22.239
<v Speaker 3>his wife.

801
00:41:22.280 --> 00:41:25.519
<v Speaker 4>You know, we're all getting fired next year if we

802
00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:26.440
<v Speaker 4>don't come up with something.

803
00:41:26.480 --> 00:41:29.079
<v Speaker 3>So I just picture like the police always showing up

804
00:41:29.119 --> 00:41:31.960
<v Speaker 3>to report of some guy named like Billy Ray, Billy.

805
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:33.880
<v Speaker 5>Bob, you know what I mean.

806
00:41:34.280 --> 00:41:39.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, or Becky Becky, Becky Lee or some ship and

807
00:41:39.519 --> 00:41:41.960
<v Speaker 3>you like, they show up and it's as she's like

808
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:44.880
<v Speaker 3>mid point throwing bottles at him. It's like, you guys

809
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:47.320
<v Speaker 3>always have to do this every Saturday. It's like, you know,

810
00:41:47.599 --> 00:41:49.119
<v Speaker 3>after they're drinking a bunch of whiskey.

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00:41:50.599 --> 00:41:52.199
<v Speaker 7>Just keeping the police force busy, that's all.

812
00:41:52.280 --> 00:41:54.000
<v Speaker 5>It's true, that's true.

813
00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:56.320
<v Speaker 7>The one domestic violence couple.

814
00:41:56.599 --> 00:41:56.920
<v Speaker 5>I wish.

815
00:41:57.159 --> 00:41:59.840
<v Speaker 3>There's a video of a guy that there's a video

816
00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:02.280
<v Speaker 3>of a cops video and the guy's like got like

817
00:42:02.360 --> 00:42:05.400
<v Speaker 3>a a python in his house. He's like, I keep

818
00:42:05.400 --> 00:42:07.199
<v Speaker 3>a lot of weird things in my house. And the

819
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:09.719
<v Speaker 3>cops show up and they're like going through his house

820
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:12.679
<v Speaker 3>and there's like he's like smoking crack in front of

821
00:42:12.679 --> 00:42:16.400
<v Speaker 3>them and stuff, and they're like like it's like it's

822
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:18.159
<v Speaker 3>one of those harmless guys that like, you know, you

823
00:42:18.239 --> 00:42:20.519
<v Speaker 3>show up and you're like, just make sure he's good.

824
00:42:20.599 --> 00:42:22.960
<v Speaker 3>You know, everything's fine, And he's like, I used to

825
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:24.800
<v Speaker 3>keep this thing in the closet. And he opens up

826
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:28.360
<v Speaker 3>the closet. He's like shirtless and his hair's mangled, his

827
00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:30.360
<v Speaker 3>beer is mangled, looks like he has mange.

828
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<v Speaker 5>And then he's like he's like this is my and

829
00:42:32.199 --> 00:42:32.960
<v Speaker 5>they're like whoa.

830
00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:36.159
<v Speaker 3>And there's like this massive snake like tucked in this room,

831
00:42:36.280 --> 00:42:40.199
<v Speaker 3>a tiny little closet, and they're like, Florida is different,

832
00:42:40.880 --> 00:42:47.039
<v Speaker 3>Florida is uh So. The lizard Man is such a

833
00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:50.760
<v Speaker 3>mainstay of Lee County residents speculate the creature, which show

834
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:55.679
<v Speaker 3>up during the August twenty seventeen solar clips. South Carolina's

835
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<v Speaker 3>Emergency Management Division sce MD. Even Schmidt Schmidt even got

836
00:43:04.880 --> 00:43:12.719
<v Speaker 3>uh even got in on the action, tweeting Schmidt Dosh

837
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:17.280
<v Speaker 3>not Schmidt Dosh not know if any lizard man became

838
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:21.000
<v Speaker 3>more active during the shower clips, but we advanced residence

839
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:27.880
<v Speaker 3>of Lee in Schumert County should remain ever Land, I said,

840
00:43:27.920 --> 00:43:31.960
<v Speaker 3>like a fucking uh, what's that? Uh? What's that guy

841
00:43:31.960 --> 00:43:34.360
<v Speaker 3>that makes a lot of stupid movies? You know, water

842
00:43:34.440 --> 00:43:42.039
<v Speaker 3>Boy got that guy? Yes, I'm he sounds like I'm

843
00:43:42.119 --> 00:43:45.079
<v Speaker 3>I'm rub Schneider, and today Rap Schneider is a carry

844
00:43:48.119 --> 00:43:51.599
<v Speaker 3>regarding possibility paranormal activity, a potential occurring set like and

845
00:43:51.639 --> 00:43:53.440
<v Speaker 3>they're like this is where we saw the lizard man,

846
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:57.079
<v Speaker 3>look citing possible lizard band sightings.

847
00:43:58.159 --> 00:44:00.000
<v Speaker 7>All these are all different people calling us.

848
00:44:00.280 --> 00:44:03.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so that was the same couple, Billy, Well, that's.

849
00:44:03.559 --> 00:44:07.000
<v Speaker 7>A hell of a fucking run for one person.

850
00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:12.119
<v Speaker 4>If it was, I know it pretty far.

851
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:15.559
<v Speaker 3>That that's what that's a whole county over the historical

852
00:44:16.119 --> 00:44:19.800
<v Speaker 3>and response to the recent reports about possible paranorm activity

853
00:44:19.840 --> 00:44:23.800
<v Speaker 3>associated with the upcoming total eclipse. SMID does not know

854
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:26.960
<v Speaker 3>if lizard men become more active during the solar eclipse,

855
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:31.519
<v Speaker 3>but eisde We don't know if you're gonna be we're active,

856
00:44:31.599 --> 00:44:33.400
<v Speaker 3>but you should keep.

857
00:44:33.199 --> 00:44:40.400
<v Speaker 7>It at you lizard men plural, Okay, lizard men not man.

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00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:41.960
<v Speaker 3>You know why more than I'm.

859
00:44:41.800 --> 00:44:42.840
<v Speaker 5>Gonna I'm gonna look.

860
00:44:43.079 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna look, and we're gonna do an episode about

861
00:44:45.039 --> 00:44:47.639
<v Speaker 3>female cryptids because all I can think of is lockedness.

862
00:44:47.679 --> 00:44:48.440
<v Speaker 5>Off the top of my head.

863
00:44:48.760 --> 00:44:51.760
<v Speaker 3>That may be a feat like Nassy, but that's probably

864
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.280
<v Speaker 3>a male too.

865
00:44:52.360 --> 00:44:58.360
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, why are we assuming that them off manner than that?

866
00:44:58.480 --> 00:44:58.800
<v Speaker 3>At all?

867
00:45:00.400 --> 00:45:02.559
<v Speaker 5>I know it could be a mothber man.

868
00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:05.559
<v Speaker 6>You guys just found an awesome end to like getting

869
00:45:05.599 --> 00:45:07.119
<v Speaker 6>a whole group of people.

870
00:45:06.880 --> 00:45:11.079
<v Speaker 7>To start looking into this stuff a lot more thoroughly.

871
00:45:11.199 --> 00:45:13.559
<v Speaker 3>They think it's a moth man because they saw.

872
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:19.440
<v Speaker 4>His cue carry on. Fair enough, Well, I guess that's fair.

873
00:45:21.159 --> 00:45:27.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm so glad Billy's internet not mine. Am I lying

874
00:45:27.159 --> 00:45:27.559
<v Speaker 3>that bad?

875
00:45:27.800 --> 00:45:27.840
<v Speaker 7>You?

876
00:45:28.199 --> 00:45:29.599
<v Speaker 4>You were lying bullshit?

877
00:45:29.719 --> 00:45:33.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? See, well I've actually I've actually never had a

878
00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:36.400
<v Speaker 3>problem when I've recorded with Marie.

879
00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:39.440
<v Speaker 5>Ever, I don't think we've ever had a problem with recording.

880
00:45:41.840 --> 00:45:44.639
<v Speaker 4>No, it's fucking dumb. He even by a whole new computer.

881
00:45:44.840 --> 00:45:47.559
<v Speaker 6>I did butt a whole fucking desktop set up, so

882
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:49.239
<v Speaker 6>it's all fucking pitchy keen.

883
00:45:49.519 --> 00:45:52.719
<v Speaker 4>I got full bars. Everything's as good as it humanly

884
00:45:52.760 --> 00:45:53.079
<v Speaker 4>can be.

885
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:56.599
<v Speaker 7>Go tell your roommates one bar, but it should be good.

886
00:45:57.079 --> 00:45:59.039
<v Speaker 3>Go tell your roommates, go walk out the door. And

887
00:45:59.159 --> 00:46:01.159
<v Speaker 3>like everybody's up fucking using the internet.

888
00:46:02.119 --> 00:46:04.119
<v Speaker 7>Yeah that could be. It could be too many people

889
00:46:04.159 --> 00:46:05.800
<v Speaker 7>using it at once. But I mean all my kids

890
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:07.760
<v Speaker 7>are on there, all my kids, my two kids are

891
00:46:07.800 --> 00:46:11.320
<v Speaker 7>on there. Why I don't know, Oh, I got I

892
00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:12.199
<v Speaker 7>got full fires.

893
00:46:12.400 --> 00:46:15.039
<v Speaker 6>I just I live in Brunswick, so like they don't

894
00:46:15.079 --> 00:46:18.360
<v Speaker 6>really have like high speeds in the first place.

895
00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:25.199
<v Speaker 7>Population is far maybe just far away, too far away

896
00:46:25.199 --> 00:46:28.880
<v Speaker 7>from what Ontario. Well, I'm I'm in Manitoba, so we're

897
00:46:28.920 --> 00:46:30.239
<v Speaker 7>real far Manitoba.

898
00:46:30.360 --> 00:46:32.840
<v Speaker 6>Oh fuck, I'm heading down there. I'm then the steinback.

899
00:46:32.920 --> 00:46:33.960
<v Speaker 6>Let's throw all my family.

900
00:46:33.800 --> 00:46:39.480
<v Speaker 7>Is really I have? That's Winnipeg. That's so close, No way, Yeah.

901
00:46:42.599 --> 00:46:44.960
<v Speaker 3>It's Winnipeg also turning into Pakistan.

902
00:46:45.039 --> 00:46:45.639
<v Speaker 5>That's what I heard.

903
00:46:47.599 --> 00:46:52.440
<v Speaker 7>I cannot confirm or deny anything being said.

904
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:57.079
<v Speaker 3>It's it's funny because Marie stays away from my racist talk.

905
00:46:57.440 --> 00:46:59.840
<v Speaker 5>She I bring her into it sometimes.

906
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:01.280
<v Speaker 4>Are you avoid.

907
00:47:02.719 --> 00:47:04.719
<v Speaker 7>I avoid another?

908
00:47:04.800 --> 00:47:08.239
<v Speaker 3>Are you now she's gotta keep up appearing enough?

909
00:47:09.280 --> 00:47:14.360
<v Speaker 6>Oh cool, let's destroy that for your next If you

910
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:17.480
<v Speaker 6>go into Walmart? How bad does Walmart now smell?

911
00:47:18.800 --> 00:47:20.639
<v Speaker 7>I mean, to be fair, I think it's always smelled.

912
00:47:20.679 --> 00:47:24.079
<v Speaker 3>That's true, all the like. To be honest, it's not.

913
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:27.519
<v Speaker 3>It's like, you know, I can't. You can't always generalize.

914
00:47:27.880 --> 00:47:29.719
<v Speaker 4>Politician answer Listen.

915
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.119
<v Speaker 3>Listen though, if you go into Walmart, think about even

916
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:34.760
<v Speaker 3>in the like late night, early two thousands, I'll say

917
00:47:34.920 --> 00:47:37.039
<v Speaker 3>a lot of pajama pants. You know a lot of

918
00:47:37.039 --> 00:47:40.440
<v Speaker 3>white people just wear pajamas because they're like, I don't

919
00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:43.760
<v Speaker 3>feel like getting I don't want to dressed to myself today.

920
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:45.639
<v Speaker 5>I'll just wear what I wore last night.

921
00:47:46.840 --> 00:47:48.519
<v Speaker 4>I got it as a whole.

922
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:49.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

923
00:47:51.360 --> 00:47:56.000
<v Speaker 6>Just like YouTube clip of people of Walmart, I love

924
00:47:56.079 --> 00:47:57.960
<v Speaker 6>like a You ever watched that on YouTube?

925
00:47:58.559 --> 00:47:59.079
<v Speaker 4>It's awesome.

926
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:00.920
<v Speaker 7>It's just all the people.

927
00:48:01.280 --> 00:48:02.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's what it is.

928
00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:06.320
<v Speaker 6>It's just all compiled into one lovely seven minute video

929
00:48:06.360 --> 00:48:08.000
<v Speaker 6>and it's fucking hilarious.

930
00:48:08.239 --> 00:48:09.079
<v Speaker 5>I hate Walmart.

931
00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:11.159
<v Speaker 3>I hate it.

932
00:48:11.719 --> 00:48:17.360
<v Speaker 5>Don't like going there. There's many reasons why, more than one.

933
00:48:18.159 --> 00:48:20.320
<v Speaker 7>It's it's probably very deep rooted.

934
00:48:20.400 --> 00:48:22.000
<v Speaker 3>Wait you know what, because I'm having a kid and

935
00:48:22.039 --> 00:48:24.440
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that, Like that's where we got our crib.

936
00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:25.119
<v Speaker 5>That's where we.

937
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:28.519
<v Speaker 3>Got like the the mattress for the crib. Like there's

938
00:48:28.559 --> 00:48:31.840
<v Speaker 3>no baby shot. I'm like, why isn't there businesses being

939
00:48:31.880 --> 00:48:34.480
<v Speaker 3>promoted where it's like an entire baby place.

940
00:48:34.800 --> 00:48:37.679
<v Speaker 5>Are they like like oshby Gosh or whatever, Like.

941
00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:40.719
<v Speaker 3>There's like clothing stores, but there's not like a designated

942
00:48:40.719 --> 00:48:44.400
<v Speaker 3>area where it's like there's small little businesses because we

943
00:48:44.440 --> 00:48:45.719
<v Speaker 3>don't have that anymore in Canada.

944
00:48:46.000 --> 00:48:46.800
<v Speaker 5>We can't make money.

945
00:48:46.800 --> 00:48:48.760
<v Speaker 3>But like you know what I mean, like designated for

946
00:48:49.039 --> 00:48:51.400
<v Speaker 3>like babies, Like you think that would make money, but

947
00:48:51.840 --> 00:48:53.599
<v Speaker 3>it's like just go to Walmart and get it because

948
00:48:53.599 --> 00:48:55.000
<v Speaker 3>that's the only place that has anything.

949
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:59.079
<v Speaker 7>Well yeah, you're saying even if there was, like because

950
00:48:59.079 --> 00:49:04.159
<v Speaker 7>if babies are us like toys business too. Yeah, but

951
00:49:04.280 --> 00:49:07.599
<v Speaker 7>you know what, it's so expensive, so it's like, you know,

952
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:10.239
<v Speaker 7>you probably go to Walmart anyway because any like like

953
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:15.800
<v Speaker 7>like niche store is gonna be like trip double triple

954
00:49:15.840 --> 00:49:18.039
<v Speaker 7>the price. And we went to Fort's.

955
00:49:18.239 --> 00:49:22.719
<v Speaker 3>We went to what's that Swedish store, uh a Kia

956
00:49:23.280 --> 00:49:27.840
<v Speaker 3>and it's uh the what they're charging for like a

957
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:32.480
<v Speaker 3>garbage like dress or something is crazy. I was shaking one.

958
00:49:32.519 --> 00:49:35.159
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this is fucking it's five hundred bucks.

959
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:37.199
<v Speaker 3>I'm like I could. I could build this thing for

960
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:40.719
<v Speaker 3>one hundred and fifty dollars. Like it's falling apart. I

961
00:49:40.760 --> 00:49:42.639
<v Speaker 3>was like, look at this. You think this is gonna

962
00:49:42.639 --> 00:49:44.519
<v Speaker 3>hold my clothes? You kidding?

963
00:49:45.000 --> 00:49:47.320
<v Speaker 6>You're the first person that I think they put it

964
00:49:47.360 --> 00:49:49.360
<v Speaker 6>together wrong. But like, I can't furnish.

965
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:52.000
<v Speaker 3>It's awesome, it's not I love baby.

966
00:49:53.159 --> 00:49:55.119
<v Speaker 7>I like it too. We got all our baby stuff from.

967
00:49:55.000 --> 00:49:55.519
<v Speaker 3>There is so too.

968
00:49:55.559 --> 00:50:01.119
<v Speaker 7>But I imagining I'm imagining you and I shaking a

969
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:06.320
<v Speaker 7>dresser like the lizard man attacking.

970
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:10.119
<v Speaker 3>What is this garbage? Just the price of some of

971
00:50:10.119 --> 00:50:12.599
<v Speaker 3>the ship. I was like, this is garbage. This is

972
00:50:12.639 --> 00:50:14.679
<v Speaker 3>like I was like, look at this wood, you know,

973
00:50:14.719 --> 00:50:17.280
<v Speaker 3>I felt like it like I feel like a nineteen fifties.

974
00:50:17.000 --> 00:50:18.159
<v Speaker 5>Dad or something like that.

975
00:50:18.360 --> 00:50:20.159
<v Speaker 3>I live at his ship and I like knock on

976
00:50:20.239 --> 00:50:21.840
<v Speaker 3>it like it's gonna fall plot.

977
00:50:22.360 --> 00:50:23.480
<v Speaker 5>It's like kick it ship.

978
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:25.440
<v Speaker 6>You're one of those guys that go, I'm never I'm

979
00:50:25.440 --> 00:50:27.639
<v Speaker 6>gonna make that myself. He's gonna go home, and it's

980
00:50:27.639 --> 00:50:29.159
<v Speaker 6>never gonna get made.

981
00:50:29.880 --> 00:50:32.119
<v Speaker 3>I work at I do work at a metal shop.

982
00:50:32.159 --> 00:50:34.360
<v Speaker 3>I'll make it all out of metal and weigh fucking

983
00:50:34.760 --> 00:50:41.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, like three hundred pounds. Baby friendly, put it

984
00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.960
<v Speaker 3>in a cage. All right, So this is supposed to

985
00:50:43.960 --> 00:50:47.519
<v Speaker 3>be a video of the creature, so might as well

986
00:50:47.519 --> 00:50:50.880
<v Speaker 3>play it. If there's an ad, I'm gonna scream.

987
00:50:51.199 --> 00:50:55.559
<v Speaker 6>Probably it's a good ad. Oh maybe we'll get paid

988
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:57.559
<v Speaker 6>for it. Play it and then and then.

989
00:50:57.840 --> 00:50:58.440
<v Speaker 3>It's not like.

990
00:51:00.159 --> 00:51:00.599
<v Speaker 5>Play it.

991
00:51:01.719 --> 00:51:04.920
<v Speaker 3>You can see if I can find on YouTube.

992
00:51:06.559 --> 00:51:08.000
<v Speaker 7>It's letting me play. I'm playing.

993
00:51:09.400 --> 00:51:11.239
<v Speaker 3>Okay, you're playing it? Did you share screen?

994
00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:14.079
<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

995
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:21.639
<v Speaker 7>I don't know. Sorry, I'm just laughing at it because

996
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:23.320
<v Speaker 7>it's just a dude walking up.

997
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:25.960
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, it's not you can if you hear the reactions,

998
00:51:25.960 --> 00:51:28.760
<v Speaker 3>it's like, not really, you.

999
00:51:28.719 --> 00:51:33.360
<v Speaker 7>Don't know how to share a screen on here? Oh okay,

1000
00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:34.920
<v Speaker 7>I say, I don't use this, so you shift them

1001
00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:37.119
<v Speaker 7>bought share screen?

1002
00:51:38.000 --> 00:51:40.920
<v Speaker 5>Is it gonna work?

1003
00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:42.400
<v Speaker 7>Oh?

1004
00:51:42.519 --> 00:51:45.760
<v Speaker 5>I have a news a news article lizard man spotted in?

1005
00:51:47.039 --> 00:51:48.719
<v Speaker 3>All right? Why why did I not work?

1006
00:51:49.360 --> 00:51:50.000
<v Speaker 7>Can you see this?

1007
00:51:50.679 --> 00:51:51.840
<v Speaker 3>Wow? What are you watching?

1008
00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:53.639
<v Speaker 4>Scary?

1009
00:51:54.639 --> 00:51:59.000
<v Speaker 7>Like blue Muscles or trailer Davidson?

1010
00:52:00.360 --> 00:52:03.920
<v Speaker 5>Is that billy? That no that's Bill skass guard.

1011
00:52:04.119 --> 00:52:04.400
<v Speaker 3>Fuck.

1012
00:52:06.280 --> 00:52:08.840
<v Speaker 7>Hey, I'm trying to work out. Okay, there's some glue exercise.

1013
00:52:09.000 --> 00:52:10.880
<v Speaker 7>I gotta bild up those glutes. Okay, and.

1014
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:14.639
<v Speaker 4>No, I guess.

1015
00:52:16.360 --> 00:52:17.360
<v Speaker 3>You think that was a coyote?

1016
00:52:17.400 --> 00:52:18.079
<v Speaker 7>What do you think that was?

1017
00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:18.639
<v Speaker 3>What was it?

1018
00:52:18.679 --> 00:52:26.559
<v Speaker 7>Do you see it? Where? Holy crap?

1019
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.519
<v Speaker 4>Is ever so nonchalantly?

1020
00:52:36.199 --> 00:52:40.599
<v Speaker 3>Come on, you wouldn't. You wouldn't be like, holy crap,

1021
00:52:41.079 --> 00:52:43.679
<v Speaker 3>what is that thing? You know? You'd be like I

1022
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:45.920
<v Speaker 3>would freak out, Like if me and Billy were in

1023
00:52:45.920 --> 00:52:47.960
<v Speaker 3>the woods, or me and cell and I see some

1024
00:52:48.000 --> 00:52:52.239
<v Speaker 3>sort of like like like lizard creature. I wouldn't be like,

1025
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:58.519
<v Speaker 3>holy crap, do you see that thing? Yeah? You see that?

1026
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:01.440
<v Speaker 7>Like? No, yeah, well he was. He looked pretty, I

1027
00:53:01.440 --> 00:53:04.440
<v Speaker 7>mean from okay, compared to the costume one to that one.

1028
00:53:04.840 --> 00:53:08.320
<v Speaker 7>Like this guy was so like I like how you.

1029
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:10.599
<v Speaker 5>I like how you did like a blonde, like.

1030
00:53:11.320 --> 00:53:17.239
<v Speaker 7>Oh oh my god.

1031
00:53:18.079 --> 00:53:21.480
<v Speaker 3>Okay, wow, that's actually pretty. I like that.

1032
00:53:21.599 --> 00:53:22.840
<v Speaker 5>I've ever heard you do that before.

1033
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:23.719
<v Speaker 3>That's funny.

1034
00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:29.280
<v Speaker 7>Voice is like my hidden talent, just the old snip. Okay, okay,

1035
00:53:29.880 --> 00:53:33.280
<v Speaker 7>am I reading this? Okay? Of course, cryptids sightings encouraged

1036
00:53:33.400 --> 00:53:36.199
<v Speaker 7>jokers to try to fake their way to fame. The

1037
00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:39.000
<v Speaker 7>crew of Factor faked Paranormal Files I used to watch

1038
00:53:39.079 --> 00:53:42.480
<v Speaker 7>that show, created an original video of the creature. They

1039
00:53:42.519 --> 00:53:45.719
<v Speaker 7>worked on the project with a friend with a friend

1040
00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:49.440
<v Speaker 7>experienced in creating lizard like special effects, and developed a

1041
00:53:49.480 --> 00:53:54.000
<v Speaker 7>reenact reenactment thank God. The crew claimed they wanted to

1042
00:53:54.039 --> 00:53:56.519
<v Speaker 7>see how much attention they could garner from a simple

1043
00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:59.840
<v Speaker 7>and vague video. The clip is difficult to see clearly,

1044
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:03.079
<v Speaker 7>allowing viewers to interpret the being as a living man. Okay,

1045
00:54:03.119 --> 00:54:05.280
<v Speaker 7>so it is fake, Thank.

1046
00:54:05.039 --> 00:54:09.639
<v Speaker 3>God, I know, because I would have reacted better. So

1047
00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:12.559
<v Speaker 3>I don't have you ever watched comic book Men? I

1048
00:54:12.559 --> 00:54:17.880
<v Speaker 3>feel like you might watch that show, Kevin Smith show I.

1049
00:54:18.760 --> 00:54:21.320
<v Speaker 7>Maybe a little bit way way way back in the

1050
00:54:21.400 --> 00:54:22.239
<v Speaker 7>days old.

1051
00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:24.679
<v Speaker 3>So like we's got we have stack TV, So we started.

1052
00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:27.559
<v Speaker 3>I started watching it again. It was like my kind

1053
00:54:27.559 --> 00:54:30.639
<v Speaker 3>of like comfort show I'd watched while I was researching

1054
00:54:30.639 --> 00:54:33.840
<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that. Right, So I started watching it again,

1055
00:54:33.920 --> 00:54:36.960
<v Speaker 3>and there's a it's very funny, billy you'd probably find

1056
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:38.519
<v Speaker 3>I feel like you know what it was if you

1057
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:42.000
<v Speaker 3>saw it, just like it's like Kevin Smith, chance on

1058
00:54:42.079 --> 00:54:44.599
<v Speaker 3>Bob right his comic book store and the guys that

1059
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:46.840
<v Speaker 3>he grew up with worked at it, and uh, they

1060
00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:49.719
<v Speaker 3>were talking about like the Jersey Devil, which eventually will

1061
00:54:49.760 --> 00:54:55.280
<v Speaker 3>maybe do a big episode on or whatever. And uh,

1062
00:54:55.400 --> 00:54:58.880
<v Speaker 3>they convince Ming Cheng, the Chinese guy that works there,

1063
00:54:59.199 --> 00:55:01.039
<v Speaker 3>that it's like a real thing. They're gonna go out

1064
00:55:01.079 --> 00:55:05.199
<v Speaker 3>into the pine woods and find him, and they get

1065
00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.599
<v Speaker 3>this guy to dress up like him, and he's like,

1066
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:11.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, you hear this call, like, ah, the guy

1067
00:55:11.079 --> 00:55:13.639
<v Speaker 3>that comes out and it's he jumps on him wearing

1068
00:55:13.639 --> 00:55:17.840
<v Speaker 3>an entire costume, and it scares the living shit out

1069
00:55:17.840 --> 00:55:20.199
<v Speaker 3>of Ming And it's the funniest shit because he's like,

1070
00:55:20.199 --> 00:55:22.159
<v Speaker 3>you can see it clearly on the footage that he

1071
00:55:22.280 --> 00:55:23.880
<v Speaker 3>thought that. He's like, I thought I was gonna die.

1072
00:55:23.880 --> 00:55:26.159
<v Speaker 3>I thought, legit, they was a real thing. So it

1073
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:29.079
<v Speaker 3>would be funny if like you had like somebody like

1074
00:55:29.079 --> 00:55:31.320
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna go look for the lizard Man. You just

1075
00:55:31.320 --> 00:55:33.000
<v Speaker 3>have someone on a costume and you're out in the

1076
00:55:33.000 --> 00:55:34.000
<v Speaker 3>middle of nowhere.

1077
00:55:35.239 --> 00:55:37.760
<v Speaker 7>My brother lives in South Carolina, and I just want

1078
00:55:37.800 --> 00:55:39.239
<v Speaker 7>to like text my sister in law with this and

1079
00:55:39.280 --> 00:55:40.559
<v Speaker 7>be like, do you guys see the lizard man? You

1080
00:55:40.559 --> 00:55:43.559
<v Speaker 7>guys go look for the lizard Man? And the man.

1081
00:55:44.000 --> 00:55:46.599
<v Speaker 3>Why he's Canadian? Why is he living in South Carolina?

1082
00:55:46.920 --> 00:55:48.519
<v Speaker 3>Why was South Carolina place to go?

1083
00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:53.679
<v Speaker 7>Job? They got their full scholarship and got their university

1084
00:55:53.679 --> 00:55:57.639
<v Speaker 7>degrees and at need a university a notre name. Wow,

1085
00:55:57.760 --> 00:56:05.639
<v Speaker 7>and yeah, both of them scholarship for what a political science?

1086
00:56:08.159 --> 00:56:11.679
<v Speaker 7>And yeah? And also they'll never move back to Canada.

1087
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:12.280
<v Speaker 7>And they hate it here.

1088
00:56:12.320 --> 00:56:12.960
<v Speaker 5>I hate it here.

1089
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:14.800
<v Speaker 7>They love America. They love America.

1090
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:17.960
<v Speaker 3>I want to get a political science degree. Hey, all

1091
00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:19.960
<v Speaker 3>of this is bullshit. They just lie to you and

1092
00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:21.119
<v Speaker 3>tell you what you want to hear.

1093
00:56:23.199 --> 00:56:27.639
<v Speaker 7>I don't want to say. That's pretty much what they believe,

1094
00:56:27.840 --> 00:56:29.519
<v Speaker 7>but that's not what they can say at work.

1095
00:56:31.679 --> 00:56:33.400
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you what you want to hear.

1096
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:34.280
<v Speaker 1>You know.

1097
00:56:34.719 --> 00:56:37.599
<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately, I think America is going to go very down hill,

1098
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:40.320
<v Speaker 3>maybe even quicker than the Canada is.

1099
00:56:40.679 --> 00:56:42.880
<v Speaker 5>We're a little safe space to summer garden.

1100
00:56:43.639 --> 00:56:47.159
<v Speaker 3>But Trump does love Israel, and Israel is trying to

1101
00:56:47.159 --> 00:56:48.599
<v Speaker 3>destroy all the regional enemies.

1102
00:56:48.599 --> 00:56:52.039
<v Speaker 6>So it's I'm cutting this off right now, and do

1103
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:54.679
<v Speaker 6>not stop. What about elis Man? What's next?

1104
00:56:55.159 --> 00:57:00.440
<v Speaker 3>That's so you want to talk about Jews? The Cotton

1105
00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:04.000
<v Speaker 3>Museum of Bishopville. Uh, I don't.

1106
00:57:03.800 --> 00:57:05.400
<v Speaker 7>Know hey, keep pause for a second.

1107
00:57:05.440 --> 00:57:11.800
<v Speaker 3>Keep my daughter's walking.

1108
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:18.679
<v Speaker 7>That's more than okay, good job, No it souks weird.

1109
00:57:19.159 --> 00:57:21.280
<v Speaker 4>Keep bring the cat, Bring the cat.

1110
00:57:22.280 --> 00:57:25.480
<v Speaker 7>Oh recently, don't worry. It's sounds fart because you're fine.

1111
00:57:27.480 --> 00:57:31.119
<v Speaker 7>But I don't know if it was like two s

1112
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:35.079
<v Speaker 7>it's you're totally great. So you do my big furnace

1113
00:57:35.079 --> 00:57:39.159
<v Speaker 7>and everything back. I'm in, like my basement, Cougars, that's

1114
00:57:39.159 --> 00:57:43.119
<v Speaker 7>not spaceship, it's a furnace. I'm in the basement. That

1115
00:57:43.199 --> 00:57:45.119
<v Speaker 7>was so fucking wholesomely adorable.

1116
00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:46.960
<v Speaker 5>I'm having a daughter.

1117
00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:48.039
<v Speaker 3>I can't wait.

1118
00:57:48.920 --> 00:57:50.360
<v Speaker 7>But she's like, is it okay that I made my

1119
00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:56.199
<v Speaker 7>own peanut butter jam sandwich. I'm like, yeah, she's the best.

1120
00:57:56.599 --> 00:57:59.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm excited for when they're that they can speak and

1121
00:57:59.159 --> 00:58:02.519
<v Speaker 3>think for themselves.

1122
00:58:02.000 --> 00:58:06.920
<v Speaker 7>It's the baby stages. If you need moral support, I'm here. Okay,

1123
00:58:07.960 --> 00:58:08.960
<v Speaker 7>I'll put it out there.

1124
00:58:09.360 --> 00:58:12.719
<v Speaker 3>Uh, it's funny, Billy. Marie's like, I'm interested to see you.

1125
00:58:13.519 --> 00:58:15.559
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I'm interested to see if your sense of

1126
00:58:15.639 --> 00:58:18.519
<v Speaker 3>humor changes when you have kids, because I was I

1127
00:58:18.639 --> 00:58:20.239
<v Speaker 3>made like a dead baby joke on.

1128
00:58:20.239 --> 00:58:21.119
<v Speaker 5>The one episode.

1129
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:26.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, She's like, we'll see if you're sets of humor

1130
00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:29.400
<v Speaker 3>changes and I was like, I don't know if it will.

1131
00:58:29.159 --> 00:58:33.159
<v Speaker 7>Though it's weird, like I used to watch horror movies

1132
00:58:33.199 --> 00:58:35.760
<v Speaker 7>where like kids were just dying and like parents are

1133
00:58:35.800 --> 00:58:38.440
<v Speaker 7>crying and they're dead babies and children. I'm like, Eh,

1134
00:58:38.760 --> 00:58:40.920
<v Speaker 7>once I have kids, I'm like, I'm not watching this movie.

1135
00:58:41.119 --> 00:58:42.599
<v Speaker 7>If there's anything to do with that in here, I'll

1136
00:58:42.639 --> 00:58:44.840
<v Speaker 7>check the parents guide. I'm like, Okay, I can't watch it.

1137
00:58:44.920 --> 00:58:48.199
<v Speaker 5>I can't deal. The footage from Palestine still disturbs me.

1138
00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:52.320
<v Speaker 6>To the stage, there's a good sit off. I forget

1139
00:58:52.400 --> 00:58:54.679
<v Speaker 6>who does it. I think it's tomp Cigarette. He's like,

1140
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:58.400
<v Speaker 6>oh man, having kids change you. He's like, I fucking hope.

1141
00:58:58.440 --> 00:59:01.760
<v Speaker 6>So you're kind of you just have shows and You're like,

1142
00:59:01.800 --> 00:59:04.239
<v Speaker 6>I'm still the same guy. He's like, you're very unstable.

1143
00:59:04.320 --> 00:59:08.079
<v Speaker 3>Tom Sigur is a fucking psychopath. Though I, me and

1144
00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:11.239
<v Speaker 3>Chelsea have watched his live special. We watched the one

1145
00:59:11.239 --> 00:59:15.639
<v Speaker 3>with Bobby Lee on it on Christmas. They know we

1146
00:59:16.440 --> 00:59:19.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm so glad didn't do mushrooms during this. We don't worry.

1147
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:22.480
<v Speaker 3>We're on the time limit. It's essentially Billy is fun

1148
00:59:22.519 --> 00:59:25.840
<v Speaker 3>fact next. But we watched it on Christmas. I was like,

1149
00:59:25.880 --> 00:59:27.239
<v Speaker 3>this will be fun. I've never seen one of his

1150
00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:29.840
<v Speaker 3>live specials, and yeah, I watched.

1151
00:59:29.920 --> 00:59:30.119
<v Speaker 7>Uh.

1152
00:59:30.159 --> 00:59:31.280
<v Speaker 5>I watched a guy.

1153
00:59:31.880 --> 00:59:37.480
<v Speaker 3>Put or to like Christmas lights into his foreskin. Uh,

1154
00:59:37.519 --> 00:59:40.960
<v Speaker 3>that's what I watched Tom. I will never forget this ship.

1155
00:59:41.239 --> 00:59:45.119
<v Speaker 3>We watched Pine Needles go into a woman's vagina. I

1156
00:59:45.239 --> 00:59:47.800
<v Speaker 3>closed my eyes and just like, don't look right now.

1157
00:59:48.039 --> 00:59:50.360
<v Speaker 3>And there was a knife instead of a woman's vagina.

1158
00:59:50.440 --> 00:59:54.920
<v Speaker 3>That's what Tom Sigurt does. That's his live specials. It's

1159
00:59:54.960 --> 00:59:59.719
<v Speaker 3>fucked even Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee was like, I'm not

1160
00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:03.519
<v Speaker 3>your friend anymore. I'm not your friend anymore. It wasn't

1161
01:00:03.559 --> 01:00:05.559
<v Speaker 3>it was fucked. I will never watch any of that

1162
01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:08.480
<v Speaker 3>ship ever again. Bobby Lee's like, why am I here?

1163
01:00:08.920 --> 01:00:10.519
<v Speaker 3>Why am I here? Yeah?

1164
01:00:10.599 --> 01:00:14.480
<v Speaker 7>Does he have kids? Tom Syrul, Yes, Yeah. People didn't

1165
01:00:14.559 --> 01:00:21.280
<v Speaker 7>change him very much change how messed up was he before?

1166
01:00:21.159 --> 01:00:25.119
<v Speaker 3>He's laughing while showing Bobby Lee all these videos, and

1167
01:00:25.159 --> 01:00:27.639
<v Speaker 3>Bobby Lee's like, I don't like you anymore.

1168
01:00:27.679 --> 01:00:28.519
<v Speaker 5>We're not friends.

1169
01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:31.599
<v Speaker 7>Like I didn't know you're into this, Like I.

1170
01:00:31.719 --> 01:00:35.559
<v Speaker 3>Know it's fucked up for anyone out there. If you're like, oh,

1171
01:00:35.599 --> 01:00:36.960
<v Speaker 3>I love Tom's the girl. I'm gonna watch a one

1172
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:39.679
<v Speaker 3>of his live specialist. I consider you a psychopath. You're

1173
01:00:39.679 --> 01:00:40.280
<v Speaker 3>fucking sick.

1174
01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:43.639
<v Speaker 4>Funny.

1175
01:00:43.639 --> 01:00:48.960
<v Speaker 3>So there's also there's frame like plaster cast. I think

1176
01:00:49.000 --> 01:00:52.599
<v Speaker 3>we showed some of that of the alleged footprints. There's

1177
01:00:52.639 --> 01:00:56.840
<v Speaker 3>newspaper clippings. Oh, there's a gift shop. Uh, they're chronicling

1178
01:00:56.880 --> 01:00:59.480
<v Speaker 3>the stories of the lizard Man. Additionally, in the exhibit

1179
01:00:59.559 --> 01:01:03.960
<v Speaker 3>includes information suggested that lizer Man uh whatever that says

1180
01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:08.159
<v Speaker 3>maybe a confects. Can you read that for me?

1181
01:01:09.559 --> 01:01:12.280
<v Speaker 7>I just closed it because you're reading the last thing?

1182
01:01:12.400 --> 01:01:16.960
<v Speaker 5>So effects do you see that?

1183
01:01:17.039 --> 01:01:22.559
<v Speaker 7>I'm looking Yeah, wait, I'm going way down. Okay, Uh

1184
01:01:23.559 --> 01:01:28.079
<v Speaker 7>carnif carn effects carro carol nnense. No, I don't know

1185
01:01:28.079 --> 01:01:28.519
<v Speaker 7>what that is.

1186
01:01:28.880 --> 01:01:34.119
<v Speaker 3>I'm the scientific name for an extinct, extinct prehistoric creature

1187
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:34.880
<v Speaker 3>nine foot tall.

1188
01:01:36.199 --> 01:01:39.199
<v Speaker 5>Yeah. The museum, the owner.

1189
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:42.719
<v Speaker 3>The museum owner says that he accepts lizards Man items

1190
01:01:43.079 --> 01:01:44.079
<v Speaker 3>because they.

1191
01:01:44.000 --> 01:01:45.360
<v Speaker 5>Might get lost otherwise.

1192
01:01:45.639 --> 01:01:47.480
<v Speaker 3>And I was gonna be like, I accept lizard Man

1193
01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:49.599
<v Speaker 3>because he's the only of his kind. You know.

1194
01:01:49.639 --> 01:01:51.920
<v Speaker 5>He's like, I'm accepting of him.

1195
01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:54.239
<v Speaker 7>I accept I accept him as well.

1196
01:01:54.320 --> 01:02:07.119
<v Speaker 3>All right, it's time for that day.

1197
01:02:09.119 --> 01:02:11.480
<v Speaker 7>Yeah, Yeah, I'm so happy I don't have to yell

1198
01:02:11.559 --> 01:02:12.239
<v Speaker 7>at anymore.

1199
01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:14.360
<v Speaker 3>He used to yell at every episode. I used to

1200
01:02:14.440 --> 01:02:16.840
<v Speaker 3>make him. We used to play that sound effect and

1201
01:02:16.880 --> 01:02:19.360
<v Speaker 3>he would just scream my basement WI. It's like, well,

1202
01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:21.679
<v Speaker 3>I knew the episode was ending because I heard him

1203
01:02:21.760 --> 01:02:22.360
<v Speaker 3>yelled at.

1204
01:02:27.039 --> 01:02:31.280
<v Speaker 6>Fox sikes. Switzerland is very progressive when it comes to

1205
01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:37.719
<v Speaker 6>oddly specific animals. So it is illegal to own just

1206
01:02:37.880 --> 01:02:42.000
<v Speaker 6>only one guinea pig. You're not allowed, weird can't. You

1207
01:02:42.159 --> 01:02:44.679
<v Speaker 6>will get fined a ridiculous amount of money, and that

1208
01:02:44.719 --> 01:02:47.159
<v Speaker 6>guinea pig will get taken away from you if you

1209
01:02:47.239 --> 01:02:50.000
<v Speaker 6>don't at least have two, because they're a social creature

1210
01:02:50.440 --> 01:02:54.559
<v Speaker 6>and it is a horrible thing to leave them alone individually.

1211
01:02:55.000 --> 01:02:59.440
<v Speaker 6>That's a literal law. That's a written in their fucking

1212
01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:00.320
<v Speaker 6>law book.

1213
01:03:01.000 --> 01:03:03.920
<v Speaker 7>I have a question. I have a question. Where's that

1214
01:03:03.960 --> 01:03:09.159
<v Speaker 7>Switzerland is? That's Switzerland Switzerland? Yeah, did Switzerland do lockdowns

1215
01:03:09.239 --> 01:03:11.679
<v Speaker 7>during COVID? Didn't let people their houses and interact with

1216
01:03:11.679 --> 01:03:17.360
<v Speaker 7>one another, because I wouldn't and we shouldn't be alone.

1217
01:03:17.920 --> 01:03:20.119
<v Speaker 7>So it's okay for us and not.

1218
01:03:20.719 --> 01:03:24.199
<v Speaker 5>There's one that didn't.

1219
01:03:25.800 --> 01:03:27.800
<v Speaker 7>If it was Switzerland, that'd be that would make so

1220
01:03:27.880 --> 01:03:28.400
<v Speaker 7>much sense.

1221
01:03:29.800 --> 01:03:32.599
<v Speaker 3>I think it was. Was it Sweden or Switzerland that

1222
01:03:32.760 --> 01:03:38.719
<v Speaker 3>really didn't lock down one place? So in uh, I

1223
01:03:38.880 --> 01:03:40.400
<v Speaker 3>try this really quick day.

1224
01:03:40.679 --> 01:03:44.880
<v Speaker 6>Okay, So Switzerland was locked down from March sixteenth to

1225
01:03:45.000 --> 01:03:45.719
<v Speaker 6>March twentieth.

1226
01:03:45.800 --> 01:03:47.920
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, they okay, they carry.

1227
01:03:47.639 --> 01:03:51.280
<v Speaker 7>Okay, then I then then I believe this now, but

1228
01:03:51.440 --> 01:03:55.039
<v Speaker 7>it's okay. All gatherings of more than five people were

1229
01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:55.639
<v Speaker 7>still banned.

1230
01:03:56.639 --> 01:03:58.760
<v Speaker 6>It's like, was it so like they were like fully

1231
01:03:58.800 --> 01:04:01.440
<v Speaker 6>on lockdown like most shops are kind.

1232
01:04:01.239 --> 01:04:01.639
<v Speaker 4>Of you know what.

1233
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:03.840
<v Speaker 6>Honestly, I guess that kind of describes what we had.

1234
01:04:03.920 --> 01:04:08.159
<v Speaker 6>You can still go out, you just couldn't like conjugate.

1235
01:04:10.800 --> 01:04:13.559
<v Speaker 3>I'm glad that I did. Wow, I looked up what

1236
01:04:13.679 --> 01:04:18.480
<v Speaker 3>I did and it's not it's not it's not good.

1237
01:04:18.480 --> 01:04:22.679
<v Speaker 3>There was a place like Sweden or Switzerland that like, uh,

1238
01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:25.159
<v Speaker 3>they were the lowest crime they had the lowest crime

1239
01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:29.400
<v Speaker 3>rate in the world. And then during the Syrian refugee thing,

1240
01:04:29.800 --> 01:04:32.719
<v Speaker 3>they let in hordes of migrants and they became the

1241
01:04:33.480 --> 01:04:36.840
<v Speaker 3>our word capital of the world. And I'm pretty sure

1242
01:04:36.880 --> 01:04:38.800
<v Speaker 3>I thought it was. I think it's Switzerland.

1243
01:04:39.719 --> 01:04:40.440
<v Speaker 5>I think it's sweet.

1244
01:04:40.480 --> 01:04:43.639
<v Speaker 3>I think it's Sweden, and it's funny it's Swiss, Swiss

1245
01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:47.360
<v Speaker 3>tourists gang our word in central India. Well, no wonder,

1246
01:04:48.400 --> 01:04:51.280
<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry, but always gets sorry brought up.

1247
01:04:52.239 --> 01:04:53.199
<v Speaker 4>They did it, they did.

1248
01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:56.039
<v Speaker 6>They did pretty much exactly what Canada did, but they

1249
01:04:56.079 --> 01:05:00.039
<v Speaker 6>only did it from March to April, like late a

1250
01:05:00.599 --> 01:05:03.960
<v Speaker 6>so beginning marshed to late April is a two month thing.

1251
01:05:04.199 --> 01:05:05.599
<v Speaker 6>But they did exactly what we did.

1252
01:05:05.639 --> 01:05:12.800
<v Speaker 7>Here was the animals, Gerbils, hamsters, guinea pek, very very

1253
01:05:12.920 --> 01:05:14.480
<v Speaker 7>very keen on the guinea pig.

1254
01:05:14.760 --> 01:05:17.840
<v Speaker 3>The priest would like that, I'm capting my ass one

1255
01:05:17.920 --> 01:05:18.559
<v Speaker 3>too too.

1256
01:05:21.800 --> 01:05:25.679
<v Speaker 4>One, two, two three. We'll figure it out.

1257
01:05:26.679 --> 01:05:30.719
<v Speaker 3>Isn't that The part is that, so.

1258
01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:33.159
<v Speaker 7>Let me winks?

1259
01:05:33.719 --> 01:05:36.880
<v Speaker 3>When doesn't the priest put like, uh like hamsters up

1260
01:05:36.880 --> 01:05:39.199
<v Speaker 3>his ass? And then the whole episode is the hamster

1261
01:05:39.280 --> 01:05:40.800
<v Speaker 3>going through like the priests ass.

1262
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:42.960
<v Speaker 5>Isn't that it's not.

1263
01:05:42.880 --> 01:05:45.320
<v Speaker 7>A priest, it's mister slay. Oh yeah, and it's it

1264
01:05:45.480 --> 01:05:48.159
<v Speaker 7>let me winks, traveling through the great Sincta and he

1265
01:05:48.239 --> 01:05:50.679
<v Speaker 7>runs into the little like mirages that like the frog

1266
01:05:50.800 --> 01:05:53.480
<v Speaker 7>and everything in the bird. I love that episode.

1267
01:05:53.599 --> 01:05:56.440
<v Speaker 3>I love so fund out that they do like that,

1268
01:05:56.639 --> 01:05:58.960
<v Speaker 3>Like that was the most absurd. She still was the

1269
01:05:59.000 --> 01:06:04.440
<v Speaker 3>most absurd show. I haven't watched any years, and they

1270
01:06:04.480 --> 01:06:06.719
<v Speaker 3>didn't they kill themselves like lem me wings they like

1271
01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:09.559
<v Speaker 3>they they did that in Disney, were like they commit

1272
01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:12.280
<v Speaker 3>mass suicide. But it was all the producers pushing them

1273
01:06:12.280 --> 01:06:12.920
<v Speaker 3>off a cliff.

1274
01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:15.559
<v Speaker 7>I don't remember.

1275
01:06:17.719 --> 01:06:20.599
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you got it.

1276
01:06:21.400 --> 01:06:22.320
<v Speaker 5>So this was fun.

1277
01:06:22.440 --> 01:06:26.400
<v Speaker 3>I'm actually really glad we brought everybody together. This has

1278
01:06:26.400 --> 01:06:28.280
<v Speaker 3>actually been fun. Even Aaron was like, we had like

1279
01:06:28.320 --> 01:06:32.320
<v Speaker 3>I would like to do, so we'll talk about stuff

1280
01:06:32.360 --> 01:06:34.239
<v Speaker 3>off air, but like I have ideas for the show,

1281
01:06:34.599 --> 01:06:37.280
<v Speaker 3>bring them all of us together for certain like kind

1282
01:06:37.360 --> 01:06:40.480
<v Speaker 3>of fun livestream things I want to do. But uh,

1283
01:06:40.760 --> 01:06:42.880
<v Speaker 3>that was a lot of fun. I appreciated ready for

1284
01:06:43.159 --> 01:06:45.760
<v Speaker 3>tuning in. That was it's cool to bring everyone together.

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01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:47.840
<v Speaker 3>Usually it's just me and Marie, or me and Billy,

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01:06:47.920 --> 01:06:49.800
<v Speaker 3>or me and Aaron. So I think it's kind of

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01:06:49.840 --> 01:06:53.280
<v Speaker 3>fun to kind of bring everybody together. And you know,

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01:06:53.559 --> 01:06:56.400
<v Speaker 3>Marie has also helped the show kind of keep alive.

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01:06:56.559 --> 01:06:59.400
<v Speaker 3>Well you know, Billy's been busy or Aaron's been busy

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01:06:59.400 --> 01:07:01.719
<v Speaker 3>and stuff like that. So I think that we have

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01:07:01.760 --> 01:07:04.760
<v Speaker 3>a fun dynamic and I and and Marie seems open

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01:07:04.840 --> 01:07:07.079
<v Speaker 3>to coming on and doing stuff for the with the

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01:07:07.119 --> 01:07:10.039
<v Speaker 3>show with us SO and and Billy. Would you admit

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01:07:10.079 --> 01:07:13.280
<v Speaker 3>that she kind of fits in fair enough? Yeah?

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01:07:13.320 --> 01:07:15.280
<v Speaker 7>Absolutely, you're on the spot now.

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01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:18.440
<v Speaker 4>It was a spot, that's honest.

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01:07:19.440 --> 01:07:21.679
<v Speaker 3>She has the same sense of humorous, doesn't she.

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01:07:21.840 --> 01:07:22.320
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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01:07:22.519 --> 01:07:23.960
<v Speaker 6>I mean I'm like, I can make fun of her.

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01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:26.119
<v Speaker 6>I try to ruin her fucking podcast. She still gave

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01:07:26.159 --> 01:07:28.280
<v Speaker 6>me a political answer annoying.

1302
01:07:31.960 --> 01:07:34.800
<v Speaker 3>It's just so funny.

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01:07:35.360 --> 01:07:40.159
<v Speaker 6>I like destroying people's lives. It makes me happy you're

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01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:44.800
<v Speaker 6>a politician, fair enough.

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01:07:45.719 --> 01:07:48.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it is funny because, like we were just talking

1306
01:07:48.559 --> 01:07:51.159
<v Speaker 3>because you are also doing the podcast, and I was like, oh, yeah,

1307
01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:52.639
<v Speaker 3>the same sense of humor as kind of we do.

1308
01:07:52.719 --> 01:07:54.480
<v Speaker 3>I sell clips and then we're like, okay, I want

1309
01:07:54.480 --> 01:07:56.519
<v Speaker 3>to bring you on the show. Just see what happens.

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01:07:56.880 --> 01:07:59.199
<v Speaker 3>And it's interesting that, Like I what I told Billy,

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01:07:59.199 --> 01:08:01.239
<v Speaker 3>I was like, this will be a fun dynamic, right,

1312
01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:04.559
<v Speaker 3>And you know, we've it's we've had like Billy's friends

1313
01:08:04.559 --> 01:08:07.079
<v Speaker 3>that were females on the show before or like and

1314
01:08:07.079 --> 01:08:09.920
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that. So it's interesting to have that. I

1315
01:08:09.960 --> 01:08:11.920
<v Speaker 3>think it's fun. It's different, right.

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01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:13.320
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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01:08:13.639 --> 01:08:16.199
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So I'm excited. There's a lot of stuff that

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01:08:16.199 --> 01:08:18.840
<v Speaker 3>we can do. I have a plenty of ideas. Uh,

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01:08:18.840 --> 01:08:22.079
<v Speaker 3>so I will end it there, and you want to

1320
01:08:22.079 --> 01:08:25.760
<v Speaker 3>shout your stuff. Billy doesn't have anything other than final

1321
01:08:26.520 --> 01:08:29.640
<v Speaker 3>If you're if you hear some weird sounds in your attic,

1322
01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:31.600
<v Speaker 3>make sure it's not a Billy.

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01:08:32.439 --> 01:08:37.359
<v Speaker 7>Probably chance, but he won't be moving a piano. That's it.

1324
01:08:37.520 --> 01:08:38.399
<v Speaker 7>That's where he draws them.

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01:08:39.760 --> 01:08:42.119
<v Speaker 3>It's so creepy. Someone's like, I heard a piano playing

1326
01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:43.319
<v Speaker 3>in my attic the other day.

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01:08:45.000 --> 01:08:46.960
<v Speaker 7>It came with the house though he's not moving it,

1328
01:08:47.039 --> 01:08:55.039
<v Speaker 7>saying shout myself out. Okay, I I have I'm on

1329
01:08:55.079 --> 01:08:58.680
<v Speaker 7>a podcast, not a Strong Start on YouTube and uh

1330
01:08:58.840 --> 01:09:02.119
<v Speaker 7>Spotify list your podcasts all at we kind of on

1331
01:09:02.159 --> 01:09:05.239
<v Speaker 7>a little bit of hiatus right now just because of

1332
01:09:05.359 --> 01:09:09.000
<v Speaker 7>just just technical stuff. But I had lots of stuff

1333
01:09:09.000 --> 01:09:10.520
<v Speaker 7>on there at my own show on the Not a

1334
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:13.399
<v Speaker 7>Strong Star podcast called Replace It All, and I talk

1335
01:09:13.439 --> 01:09:17.119
<v Speaker 7>about movies and video games, pop culture stuff, horror stuff,

1336
01:09:17.279 --> 01:09:20.039
<v Speaker 7>nerdy geeky stuff, all that stuff. So you can follow

1337
01:09:20.079 --> 01:09:22.920
<v Speaker 7>me there, and I'm on Instagram and replays it all

1338
01:09:23.159 --> 01:09:27.279
<v Speaker 7>and also Marie reviews everything, which I'm in the midst

1339
01:09:27.319 --> 01:09:29.520
<v Speaker 7>of changing my name because I don't really review things anymore.

1340
01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:33.239
<v Speaker 7>And I just want to change it. Yeah, I want

1341
01:09:33.319 --> 01:09:37.720
<v Speaker 7>to like movies, like but like indie movie people will

1342
01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:39.680
<v Speaker 7>like message me and be like, hey, can you review

1343
01:09:39.720 --> 01:09:41.680
<v Speaker 7>my movie? And I'm like, if I don't like it,

1344
01:09:41.720 --> 01:09:44.680
<v Speaker 7>I'm gonna I'd like to leave like bad reviews if

1345
01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:46.760
<v Speaker 7>I don't like it. But if they're asking me personally,

1346
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:51.000
<v Speaker 7>I'm like, so I don't want to have that's that's why.

1347
01:09:51.159 --> 01:09:56.239
<v Speaker 6>So that sounds like such a fun times the most

1348
01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:58.560
<v Speaker 6>enjoyable situation I can possibly think.

1349
01:09:58.359 --> 01:10:02.720
<v Speaker 3>Of our But our posts and stuff that we've done

1350
01:10:03.000 --> 01:10:04.880
<v Speaker 3>are still getting likes, like a lot of likes and

1351
01:10:04.880 --> 01:10:05.399
<v Speaker 3>stuff like that.

1352
01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:06.880
<v Speaker 5>People seem interested.

1353
01:10:06.920 --> 01:10:09.520
<v Speaker 3>So like Aaron's like, I keep saying I'm gonna bring

1354
01:10:09.560 --> 01:10:11.119
<v Speaker 3>it wrong, and I was like, yeah, you should because

1355
01:10:11.159 --> 01:10:13.920
<v Speaker 3>I think you would fit in with class forecast and

1356
01:10:13.960 --> 01:10:16.319
<v Speaker 3>even like it's interesting because Billy's never been on there

1357
01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:18.079
<v Speaker 3>and it will be interesting. Like Aaron's like, I want

1358
01:10:18.119 --> 01:10:20.960
<v Speaker 3>to start doing this like kind of like shifting it

1359
01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:23.199
<v Speaker 3>towards like hey, we can all be that kind of

1360
01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:25.840
<v Speaker 3>a gang, you know, and part of the same kind.

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01:10:25.720 --> 01:10:27.000
<v Speaker 7>Of crew coffee.

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01:10:27.239 --> 01:10:29.560
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, you know what I mean a Possums play.

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01:10:29.439 --> 01:10:37.479
<v Speaker 6>Dead, you know, Wenna, are we gonna be the Nazis.

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01:10:38.159 --> 01:10:38.880
<v Speaker 7>Okay, just.

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01:10:40.520 --> 01:10:43.880
<v Speaker 3>So everyone is clear, the word Nazi comes from Ashkar Nasi.

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01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:46.119
<v Speaker 3>But the word Nazi, why they called them that was

1367
01:10:46.159 --> 01:10:49.319
<v Speaker 3>because they were calling them country bumpkins. If you literally

1368
01:10:49.359 --> 01:10:52.239
<v Speaker 3>look up what does Nazi mean, it means country bumpkin.

1369
01:10:52.880 --> 01:10:55.039
<v Speaker 3>So it's just a name to make fun of nat socks.

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01:10:55.079 --> 01:10:57.920
<v Speaker 3>That's what they call them now National socialists.

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<v Speaker 5>That sucks? Is that weird?

1372
01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:00.319
<v Speaker 4>Also?

1373
01:11:00.560 --> 01:11:08.600
<v Speaker 7>Fun fact? That's sound effect.

1374
01:11:10.399 --> 01:11:12.000
<v Speaker 3>Oh I got I got one for that.

1375
01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:12.760
<v Speaker 5>I got one for that.

1376
01:11:13.279 --> 01:11:16.079
<v Speaker 3>Just to end it on, just makes sense.

1377
01:11:15.880 --> 01:11:25.159
<v Speaker 5>Right, mine, mine, not anything.

1378
01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:30.359
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what you say, but it's probably something interesting,

1379
01:11:31.319 --> 01:11:32.880
<v Speaker 3>I guess, he said,