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Speaker 3: All right, Welcome back, everybody. Welcome back, everybody to the show. Marie.
Speaker 5: This is my hetero life rate. Not so silent Bill, Hi.
Speaker 6: I know he's very nice to me, like all the time.
Speaker 6: So I didn't actually think of one, but I just
Speaker 6: remembered one right now. So what what does a janitor
Speaker 6: say when he comes out of the closet, what supplies supplies.
Speaker 3: Stupid surprise, motherfucker supplies.
Speaker 5: Motherfucker.
Speaker 3: So this should be fun. I want to try to
Speaker 3: bring people together more. Marie's been on the show a
Speaker 3: bunch of times. Now, by the time you guys hear
Speaker 3: this one, all of our episodes should be out. And
Speaker 3: I'm pretty excited. We did a whole big two parter
Speaker 3: into dreams and all that stuff, but you know, me
Speaker 3: and Aaron have covered some serious stuff, so we're like
Speaker 3: changing our trajectory and we're gonna really try to bring
Speaker 3: it back to the fun stuff. And you know what's
Speaker 3: what's not You know what's not more fun than cryptids
Speaker 3: and lizard men?
Speaker 7: Yes, fair enough.
Speaker 5: I don't know if that was a sentence, but.
Speaker 7: Lizard men are more fun than lizard people.
Speaker 3: What's not more fun? I don't know if that's even
Speaker 3: a sentence, but yes, this would be sort of started off.
Speaker 3: How are you guys anyway?
Speaker 5: How's it going?
Speaker 3: This is your first time meeting on the show, so
Speaker 3: it should be interesting.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Dandy just got I feel all dirty.
Speaker 6: I was playing in frank today, so I was just
Speaker 6: hanging out in someone's at it can wait there for
Speaker 6: like four hours.
Speaker 4: He never came home. I gave up.
Speaker 7: Well, you're in a beautiful mansion now, so.
Speaker 4: That's so I do. I don't know. People pay me
Speaker 4: just to sit an atticts so.
Speaker 3: Conveniently he can't play that grand piano.
Speaker 5: He just bought it for aesthetics.
Speaker 7: Well I think most people do.
Speaker 4: I stole it.
Speaker 6: You remember that piano though, was in my townhouse I
Speaker 6: had there. Yeah, what a nightmare they are to move?
Speaker 4: I'm surely are they.
Speaker 6: Get sold with the house half the time, Like trying
Speaker 6: to move a piano has, hands down, nothing more difficult.
Speaker 6: I have never dealt with a bigger challenge in my
Speaker 6: entire life.
Speaker 3: Do you remember like a boat? You know the bowflex?
Speaker 3: Remember that it's all the thing and it pulls down.
Speaker 3: We had one in one of our houses and my
Speaker 3: parents didn't want to move it. So they're like this
Speaker 3: sold it to the people by five hundred bucks.
Speaker 5: You could have it or whatever. It's just like we
Speaker 5: don't want to move it.
Speaker 3: Good enough, now you can work out?
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I got some got some stella.
Speaker 7: I have boring water hydrating boring, I got.
Speaker 4: Cheers.
Speaker 7: I can't. I gotta go to a parent teacher conference
Speaker 7: after this. I don't think we look good if I
Speaker 7: show up smelling like alcoholics.
Speaker 5: Show up drunk. That's like the best way to go.
Speaker 6: It sounds really fun. You should, you'd be a really
Speaker 6: cool parent. Appreciate appreciate that.
Speaker 4: I think. I think that's how it works.
Speaker 7: God is Canada. We probably like get our kids taken
Speaker 7: away from us like s less than that.
Speaker 4: I was just chance.
Speaker 5: I'm somebody.
Speaker 3: They invited me on this nationalist group on x there's
Speaker 3: like seventy some people in it. And the one guy
Speaker 3: was going talking about how, uh, he can't see his
Speaker 3: kid anymore because he didn't want his ex wife to
Speaker 3: cut off his penis and now now he can't see
Speaker 3: his kid. And she essentially like he lost his job
Speaker 3: because he stoock up and was I stood up and
Speaker 3: was like, you know, I don't want this taking to
Speaker 3: my kid. And that's Canada. So he got his parental
Speaker 3: rights taken away. I've heard that like Cana pretty much
Speaker 3: doesn't have much parental rights when it comes to their
Speaker 3: kids because the state thinks that they own them.
Speaker 7: Mm hmm. Now I've heard that someone got the child
Speaker 7: fown services called on them because they their kids were
Speaker 7: playing alone. In their backyard.
Speaker 5: That's what.
Speaker 7: Services in a fenced in backyard. No one safe, no
Speaker 7: one safe.
Speaker 3: You know, all the politicians are like complicit in child trafficking,
Speaker 3: but nobody knows is that that's fine.
Speaker 7: If there was a bear, there could be bears in
Speaker 7: the city like that totally.
Speaker 3: So to get that started, me and Billy probably have
Speaker 3: kind of like touched upon the the swamp man what
Speaker 3: from Escape, Escape or swamp I just want to start
Speaker 3: off some just a couple of fun memes. Mm hmm.
Speaker 5: Can you read it off for me, Billy?
Speaker 6: We control the world, says the lizard people. Yes, these
Speaker 6: are ours too. If it looks to be if, if
Speaker 6: it looks too fake to be human, it is lizard.
Speaker 3: Really. Look at that one ship though, that's like creepy looking.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I think Zuckerber's the worst one that he's the
Speaker 6: hands down the creepiest man.
Speaker 5: I think have you ever seen like drink water, like
Speaker 5: trying to drink water.
Speaker 7: As a lizard tongue.
Speaker 3: Of yeah, during go like this right, yeah, and then
Speaker 3: he was like it's it's so it's so weird. And
Speaker 3: then that one clip of him he was like.
Speaker 5: What do you say?
Speaker 3: He's like you know if I was human, I mean
Speaker 3: I am human.
Speaker 5: He literally said something like that.
Speaker 7: Yep, yes, I mean you know when I when I yeah,
Speaker 7: if I were human. Yeah, it's like, wait, I am human.
Speaker 7: And the way even the way he says it. So
Speaker 7: he's either a cyborg or a lizard.
Speaker 3: Imagine if he is though, imagine if like maybe he's
Speaker 3: not like a lizard person. Maybe he's like maybe he's
Speaker 3: actually an android and they've had this technology because in
Speaker 3: the nineties the military is like fifty years ahead of us.
Speaker 7: So what if he acts like one. His eyes are
Speaker 7: like yellow like data from Star Trek Next Generation, Like
Speaker 7: his eyes like the whites of his eyes are like
Speaker 7: yellow looking. And it's just he's kind. He's a creepy yeah,
Speaker 7: with something about him.
Speaker 6: You think they'd be smarter, though it's like not catch
Speaker 6: themselves doing stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Like I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think Hillary Clinton's person, Hillary Clinton drank water really
Speaker 3: weird one time also, where like and you see this
Speaker 3: weird thing come out of her throat which he swallows.
Speaker 5: It looks fucking weird.
Speaker 7: Man.
Speaker 5: Okay, another one for you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, it's either's so cute.
Speaker 3: So dumb I can see it I can see it.
Speaker 5: I like this and this is one is my favorite.
Speaker 5: Read it for me, Billy.
Speaker 6: The government is trying to make a whole population eat
Speaker 6: cricket meat, but lizards eat crickets.
Speaker 3: Outside did for all the audience listeners like the joey meme.
Speaker 3: He was like, I love that. Show'd be good though
Speaker 3: I've never tried crickets. They used to sell, remember crazy
Speaker 3: Bills Billy, Crazy Bill Billy. They would sell like it
Speaker 3: was a bong store, like, and they had like a
Speaker 3: convenience store with bongs and stuff.
Speaker 5: Obviously they're all over Canada because.
Speaker 3: We're all degenerates, and you know, it's just they had
Speaker 3: at the front you could get like a box of
Speaker 3: cricket candies.
Speaker 5: I never tried that.
Speaker 3: And they also had like the meal worms or whatever,
Speaker 3: the little worms you can eat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, those they have seen those two. These probably just
Speaker 7: like they have the munchies, so maybe they'll eat it.
Speaker 3: Oh God, that's better.
Speaker 5: Last one?
Speaker 3: Can you read this one from me Billy? This is
Speaker 3: definitely up your alley.
Speaker 6: A lizard with severe anxiety, yes, to get a reptile dysfunction.
Speaker 3: Well, I meant that it was a pun joke, not
Speaker 3: that you're Penis does. Oh all right, we're talking about you, lizard.
Speaker 7: I thought you were making fun. I thought you were
Speaker 7: making fun of his anxiety disorder. And I'm like, hey,
Speaker 7: that too.
Speaker 4: It's a mix of everything.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 4: It was a layered joke.
Speaker 3: Think about it. We If you're you don't have anxiety,
Speaker 3: you're probably not human. You know, it's in us like
Speaker 3: somebody like somebody who's talk it's probably Jerry because he's
Speaker 3: only the podcast I actually listened to, and he was
Speaker 3: like all these kids crying about being anxious and having anxiety.
Speaker 3: He's like, that's called being human, Like, get used to it.
Speaker 3: That sucks, you know, unless you're like stone cold, I
Speaker 3: don't know, like you kind of unless you're like a
Speaker 3: socio b.
Speaker 4: Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 6: My brother always said that about Depression series, Like like
Speaker 6: I get it.
Speaker 4: It's like some people are like more than others.
Speaker 6: But he's like, if you've never felt that way ever
Speaker 6: in your life, like just terrifying.
Speaker 4: Like you should.
Speaker 6: I get if it's every day, okay, maybe we need
Speaker 6: to talk to somebody about something.
Speaker 7: But true, it's like depth. If you can feel deep
Speaker 7: sadness like that, at least it shows you have like
Speaker 7: some sort of depths you care about stuff. If you don't,
Speaker 7: that's a little.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 7: I was everybody up. If you're not upset, you're not
Speaker 7: being attended.
Speaker 3: Okay. True. After me Aaron covered all the Colergy plan
Speaker 3: stuff and the mass immigration, I felt depressed for like
Speaker 3: two weeks because it was it's very We did three
Speaker 3: hours and then there two hours, and I was like
Speaker 3: just like showing videos and the stuff that's going on.
Speaker 3: It's like, well, it's like stop looking at it. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's when I walk outside, it's everywhere.
Speaker 7: Ignorance is beauty.
Speaker 4: You've gotten a lot better, though, Tom, since since like
Speaker 4: ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a lot worse.
Speaker 6: You're right, like honestly, like it's like straight nuts, the
Speaker 6: hands down the nuttiest person I've first seen.
Speaker 4: In my life.
Speaker 5: That's what you felt.
Speaker 4: Like every other conversation ended with.
Speaker 3: You could hear it listening back to some of the
Speaker 3: older episodes. So I met Billy when he was sixteen
Speaker 3: and I was like nineteen, and we worked at a
Speaker 3: restaurant together, and Billy told the story at the wedding
Speaker 3: is that I threw stale buns at him in the
Speaker 3: dishpit as far as I can.
Speaker 4: You did you did?
Speaker 6: He filled them up the water and you tossed them
Speaker 6: at me, And then I tried to do it to
Speaker 6: someone else, and I still got in trouble both times.
Speaker 4: Both times it was my fault.
Speaker 3: So we've been friends for a very long time without
Speaker 3: this fun, Without Billy, that would be no strange brew
Speaker 3: h So, while the legend of South Carolina Lizard Man
Speaker 3: isn't well as well known as like Bigfoot and Nessy,
Speaker 3: eventually we getting Alice to Crowley stuff. Supposedly, maybe like
Speaker 3: him summoning the these demons at the what's that house?
Speaker 3: This house that he bought on Lockness supposedly maybe created
Speaker 3: the Lockedness Monster.
Speaker 5: I was listening to something about that. That's weird.
Speaker 3: So this Southern creature, he's a Southern creature, has nonetheless
Speaker 3: shocked the and menaced residents of Scape or Swamp area
Speaker 3: since its first appearance in nineteen eighty eight. The South
Speaker 3: and South Carolina in particular abounds with rumors of supernatural
Speaker 3: Though the reports of the Lizard Man aren't ghost stories
Speaker 3: unlike many other South Carolina legends, they're all part of
Speaker 3: the cultural fabric of the area. Imagine after culture.
Speaker 5: It's like you just talk about like a lizard people.
Speaker 5: Did you hear did you hear about the lizard Man?
Speaker 7: I love it?
Speaker 6: But you get boring after a while. Is that all
Speaker 6: you're allowed to discuss?
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 7: I think it's fun.
Speaker 3: They actually have a statue of him too, Is that cool?
Speaker 3: I think it's pretty narly.
Speaker 4: We should have heard that.
Speaker 3: I would have that in my backyard. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 4: I wonder how much there on Amazon.
Speaker 3: With a lizard Man statue. Yeah, I want it bigger
Speaker 3: than that, though. I want it likes so people can
Speaker 3: see it from like space.
Speaker 7: A monument. You don't want a statue on a lizard
Speaker 7: man monument?
Speaker 3: Yes, and then the Marxists can tear it down and
Speaker 3: say that that's racist or something. So the the lizard
Speaker 3: Man sightings are particularly noteworthy because they leave a lasting impact.
Speaker 3: People can cast footprints of evasive creatures and he's no,
Speaker 3: that's pretty cool. And he's known for trashing vehicles in
Speaker 3: the dark of night. Similar to most swamp creatures. The
Speaker 3: lizard Man eludes detection most often than not. It's his
Speaker 3: aftermath people claim to see, not to be, not the
Speaker 3: being of himself, not the being himself. Oh, even the
Speaker 3: sightings don't match up with a reality. There's intriguing evidence
Speaker 3: to suggest that the lither Man lyrics out there escape
Speaker 3: or swamp.
Speaker 7: Escape or swamp. That's hard to say so quickly.
Speaker 6: That statue is made out of pier cement, and it's
Speaker 6: six hundred bucks. Really that exactly sixty bucks off Amazon
Speaker 6: pier cement. I don't know how the hell they're gonna
Speaker 6: ship that. That sounds like an insane amount in shipping.
Speaker 3: But yeah, and I considering who's the person that's picking
Speaker 3: up the Amazon order, they're not very strong.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're not, but like eighteen year old girls are
Speaker 6: first job every it's just.
Speaker 3: Like see, am I right? It's Billy? It is Billy.
Speaker 3: I told you we were like, I can you. I
Speaker 3: knew they were trying to get on me on Tuesday
Speaker 3: because they're.
Speaker 5: Saying my internet was messing up.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 8: Billy's reason, I think you'd have such good internet in
Speaker 8: that beautiful like called the sack you live in probably
Speaker 8: look it looks ritchy as hell there.
Speaker 6: It's not full bars full bars right now, it's all
Speaker 6: the other people.
Speaker 4: Usually I don't know what.
Speaker 7: To tell you.
Speaker 4: I don't know how this keeps happening.
Speaker 7: Okay, I have a question, though, I have a question.
Speaker 7: What do you think it's more difficult to move a
Speaker 7: piano or that lizard man statue? That's the question.
Speaker 3: Piano.
Speaker 7: Nothing will ever beat a piano.
Speaker 4: That was horrible.
Speaker 6: I moved. I moved out of that place. I was
Speaker 6: renting it, and I just decided to leave it there.
Speaker 6: I'm like, I don't care what she says.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 6: And it was like pretty damn close to the door too,
Speaker 6: like it was rollable from the door.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, I don't know what to do with this.
Speaker 4: I can't get into the truck.
Speaker 6: It took me and three grown ass men, two of
Speaker 6: them were legit bodybuilders to move that piano in there.
Speaker 7: Don't ever buy a piano lizard man statue? Yeah, set
Speaker 7: you all the way.
Speaker 6: You hit a pain point there, bringing up all these
Speaker 6: old feelings, the anxiety.
Speaker 3: I just reminds me of this old time when they're
Speaker 3: moving stuff and they take it off like an apartment window,
Speaker 3: and they lure it down and some like Looney Tunes
Speaker 3: cartoon and then the guy like it crushes and he's
Speaker 3: got piano teeth, you know, fun stuff. Yeah, do you
Speaker 3: want to carry you want to take it?
Speaker 5: Over?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 7: Me are looking at me, looking at me? Okay, all right.
Speaker 7: The lizard man is supposedly seven feet tall with.
Speaker 5: Greens before Wait where are you?
Speaker 7: I'm after?
Speaker 5: Oh, oh, you're reading the headline.
Speaker 3: Okay, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7: Wanted to read the headline because I thought that was
Speaker 7: pretty That seems pretty typical for a description of a
Speaker 7: lizard man. I mean, from all the ones I've seen. Okay.
Speaker 7: According to lore, the lizard man has a distinctly fearsome appearance,
Speaker 7: standing about seven feet tall with glowing red eyes and
Speaker 7: snake like scales. From the early reported sighting in nineteen
Speaker 7: eighty eight, it's speculated the lizard man possesses just three
Speaker 7: large fingers on each limb. It's weird way to hit it.
Speaker 7: Most sightings, as well as the plaster casts of the
Speaker 7: lizard Man's a legendimate serious foot prints, echo this claim. Additionally,
Speaker 7: the lizard man is said to have dark green skin
Speaker 7: and long black nails, both of which make him look
Speaker 7: like an alligator. The one report suggests he has long
Speaker 7: legs and a small nose. He got his surgery.
Speaker 9: The uniformity of the uniformity of these sightings is part
Speaker 9: of what makes the story so intriguing.
Speaker 7: There's a lot of consistency. Even if there are clear
Speaker 7: fakes out there a clear face. I want to see
Speaker 7: the face.
Speaker 6: It's just me walking out, like putting like bristol board
Speaker 6: all over my arms and be like I'm one of
Speaker 6: the guys.
Speaker 7: They're alling out of the lis. A man emerges from
Speaker 7: an attic in a beautiful.
Speaker 3: I don't know, with the long black nails. I just
Speaker 3: picture like a black lady at a nail slam black.
Speaker 3: You see my nails has got them down and got plastered.
Speaker 5: Only I don't It's like just these huge nails.
Speaker 7: How do women wipe their butts with those?
Speaker 3: I know? Or do anything?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that sounds horrible.
Speaker 6: The pleasures everything you do in life is with the
Speaker 6: nail that assume.
Speaker 5: Ew, that sounds scratching.
Speaker 3: Santa Massacres. I don't know why, but my brain always
Speaker 3: goes to racism when I make jokes and I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's where of my first long black fingernails. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: who wears these long fake nails? Jilly?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 3: This this is really weird.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 3: The lizard Man is known for attacking cars, not people.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and eight, Bob and Dixie Rawson discovered
Speaker 3: something rated their vehicle overnight. There were bite marks on
Speaker 3: it as well as a as blood on.
Speaker 5: The front of the vehicle.
Speaker 3: What Okay, that's kind of crazy though, right You think
Speaker 3: about that, You're like wake up in the morning, like
Speaker 3: getting your coffee, you're getting ready for work.
Speaker 5: Uh, and then you know there's.
Speaker 3: Like, like what would that other be? You think, like
Speaker 3: a raccoons trying to bite your car?
Speaker 7: He just there, he's just like the lizard Man is
Speaker 7: just kind of so anti global warming, and he's so
Speaker 7: mad at like the motor vehicle and.
Speaker 3: He's being like oil the plate and he's just like no.
Speaker 7: And then now he's mad because of Elon Musk and
Speaker 7: the electric car electric cars. He doesn't know what to
Speaker 7: do anymore. He's like, Okay, all the cars suck now.
Speaker 3: I like that meme. I like that. I like that
Speaker 3: meme of like, uh, it's like Volkswagon. It's like looking
Speaker 3: side to side because that's like the the Germans built.
Speaker 3: You have the Blair Witch tattoo. Oh yeah, Aaron's gonna
Speaker 3: love that.
Speaker 5: That's his favorite movie.
Speaker 7: That's one of my favorite movies too. I'm a big
Speaker 7: poster right there.
Speaker 5: Maybe you should come on for that episode.
Speaker 3: He he was like, I have we have to get
Speaker 3: Maria and but he's like, what do we do? And
Speaker 3: I was like, let's do screen queens most famous start.
Speaker 3: You know, we're gonna try to get Billy on for
Speaker 3: Human Centipede, so that'll be fun.
Speaker 7: I'm never either fun either refuse.
Speaker 6: I mean, I seen it once. I was like sixteen.
Speaker 6: I don't think I ever watched it again.
Speaker 5: Or why did I see it in? That's this bank bank.
Speaker 6: It was Exactually that's getting aroused about something and watching
Speaker 6: it for fun.
Speaker 4: Or twofferent things.
Speaker 7: Right, that's dark.
Speaker 3: Also that video of that guy getting killed with that
Speaker 3: hammer and Russia is also net folders kidding.
Speaker 4: I forgot about that video. I forgot. I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Fucked up so crazy. Oh this is your now you
Speaker 3: take it away, take it away?
Speaker 7: Oh wait, what about it?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I forgot? He didn't. He had to. He destroyed the car,
Speaker 3: so my bad. That's probably the Stella's talking. But the
Speaker 3: lizard Man can't live on cars alone. There were traces
Speaker 3: of blood on the front of the car. After testing
Speaker 3: the blood, state officials declared a dog as the source
Speaker 3: of the attacks. A few weeks later, sheriff's deputies came
Speaker 3: across a dead cow and a deceased dog nearby, which
Speaker 3: suggests that one of the creatures was responsible for uh
Speaker 3: these attacks and all these incidences, well, the connection is
Speaker 3: hard to make under other circumstances. The lizardman allegedly attacked
Speaker 3: the vehicle since his for sighting. Whatever the reason, the
Speaker 3: swamp creature appeared to have an affinity for destroy cars.
Speaker 7: It's funny. It just funny to me. There's so many
Speaker 7: reasons why you can hate cars that are just hilarious.
Speaker 7: It's just it's just he's like a global warming warriors.
Speaker 3: Destroying the planet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why did I.
Speaker 6: Sound like he can't just going to like a regular
Speaker 6: gym and like he seems very strong, and it's like
Speaker 6: people are like whatever chump changed to him?
Speaker 4: So like he needs a challenge, like a.
Speaker 6: Car coming at you one hundred kilometers Like, yeah, he's
Speaker 6: an adrenaline junkie for sure.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe he's just like working out with the cars.
Speaker 7: Maybe he's not a hate he's like this is more
Speaker 7: of my speed, Like I can you know you getting
Speaker 7: my reps.
Speaker 5: In you know, getting.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, like a cat kneating on a pole, lilizarding cat,
Speaker 6: same thing, right, you know?
Speaker 5: Do you want to tell do you like cats? Did
Speaker 5: you like cats?
Speaker 7: I love her?
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, we love no. I love cats too, Billy,
Speaker 3: Do you want to tell her your joke they used
Speaker 3: to make all the time.
Speaker 6: I can't anymore, not allowed to say that your girlfriend
Speaker 6: gets mad, So we're gonna.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you Billy used to say the best
Speaker 3: thing that cats were used for is paint, because you
Speaker 3: just throw them at the wall and make a falart.
Speaker 6: Or I'm not allowed to say that.
Speaker 7: No cat, It's okay. Some cat assholes totally.
Speaker 3: My cat's old and see Nile now and she doesn't
Speaker 3: stop me owing. It's like she's on her she's on
Speaker 3: her last life, like she's good A me.
Speaker 4: Is kicking her out for a while.
Speaker 3: Yes, sorry, Leila, Leia not let you've been to my
Speaker 3: friend for she's been in my life Stile of seventeen.
Speaker 3: You know a fucking names, Lea. You said Laila that
Speaker 3: I oh, I didn't mean.
Speaker 4: I didn't know what it was.
Speaker 3: Star Wars rather sadly that we had two cats, Luke
Speaker 3: and Lea from Star Wars, and Luke died very young.
Speaker 3: He was my favorite. Oh yeah, I suffocated.
Speaker 7: Billy just painted with him, just threw him at the
Speaker 7: wall three times.
Speaker 3: He was like, moved. I forgot about him, all right,
Speaker 3: carry away, carry way, okay.
Speaker 7: Sightings of the lizard man go all the way back
Speaker 7: to nineteen eighty eight. A teenager on his way home
Speaker 7: from work stopped his car. Oh first mistake. Stopped his
Speaker 7: car launched the road to repair to repair a blown
Speaker 7: out tire. While outside, he witnessed a strange site a
Speaker 7: tall lizard like being rapidly approaching. The figure chased him
Speaker 7: into his vehicle and followed him down the road. Upon
Speaker 7: returning home, the man discovered damage to his car, as
Speaker 7: if the beast intentionally tore into it. But this was
Speaker 7: only the first reported sighting of its kind. In fact,
Speaker 7: rumors of bizarre beings date back to the fifteen hundreds,
Speaker 7: including the discovery of an ancient crocodile like creature living
Speaker 7: in the sea. It's just the first sighting of a crocodile.
Speaker 7: They're like, what the hell is that? And then that's
Speaker 7: true crocodile.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of weird ancient mysteries about Reptilians. I'm
Speaker 3: still reading that David Like book because I'm reading other stuff.
Speaker 3: But it's a massive book. It's the most comprehensive research
Speaker 3: into reptilians. And there's like, you know, the obviously the
Speaker 3: Chinese worship dragons. A lot of people look at them favorably,
Speaker 3: favorably because I was talking about the reptilian idea with
Speaker 3: Ryan Gable. He's like super in the Call has been
Speaker 3: a radio stations for fifteen years, was stuff like coast
Speaker 3: to coast and and you know, I was talking about
Speaker 3: with the idea of the reptilians, and he said, like
Speaker 3: a lot of it's like you know, in other cultures
Speaker 3: they actually like worship snakes and dragons and all that stuff.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, yeah, but that does not mean that
Speaker 3: maybe they're like been influenced by the reptilians, you know.
Speaker 3: And and you see this in like the Egyptians they
Speaker 3: believe that a crocodile consumes you in the afterlife if
Speaker 3: you're like a bad boy, if you're if you're bad, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you need a new microphone, Billy. I'm gonna all hear
Speaker 3: s s sometimes and it pisses me off.
Speaker 4: What is this from You don't hear it breathing.
Speaker 5: No, it's just like I think it's your Mike, But
Speaker 5: maybe I'm wrong. Who knows. If Marie doesn't hear it,
Speaker 5: then maybe nobody else hears it.
Speaker 4: But I hear it. I hear it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so uh oh, this is okay, come on, like okay,
Speaker 3: So this is like, this is supposedly a picture of him,
Speaker 3: and we're getting this information from rancor dot com, so
Speaker 3: everybody knows. Billy, what do you think is that the
Speaker 3: lizard man.
Speaker 4: Tony?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: Fuck, yeah, absolutely. I would be standing right beside him
Speaker 6: my dinosaur costume. Yeah, and you you would.
Speaker 7: Look more realistic and whatever dinosaur costume you have probably
Speaker 7: looks more realistic than.
Speaker 5: That the blow up dinosaur costume.
Speaker 7: And you like Chase the car what I was talking about,
Speaker 7: It looks more realistic than that those blow up dinosaur ones.
Speaker 7: To look at his tail on this one, it's so
Speaker 7: like limp and come on now, he's girthy like he's been,
Speaker 7: that's for sure. But that tail is so high and
Speaker 7: it's so yeah.
Speaker 6: It's maybe maybe that's a sign of like alpha in
Speaker 6: the reptilians.
Speaker 4: Well, they do.
Speaker 3: Say that they do say that. So like if you
Speaker 3: have if you have a long tail, supposedly your royalty
Speaker 3: uh and the shorter your tail is uh. It depends
Speaker 3: on the class of the reptilian. So if you have
Speaker 3: no tail, a short stub, you're of the worker class.
Speaker 3: And this is like stuff from Alex Callier, a guy
Speaker 3: that didn't interview in nineteen ninety four that was supposed
Speaker 3: to be had connections to the Andromeda Council, and he
Speaker 3: truly believes this stuff. The interview is two hours and
Speaker 3: it's fascinating because he talks about what they look like,
Speaker 3: what they eat, why they consume children, all that stuff,
Speaker 3: and in nineteen ninety four, and it's an exploit like this.
Speaker 3: It's always something that stuck with me because I watched
Speaker 3: as a kid and I was like, this shit real
Speaker 3: man like lizards eating people.
Speaker 7: Like when you were a kid, you had a Southern accent,
Speaker 7: the people fucking.
Speaker 3: It's only actually I could do this. That's why I
Speaker 3: get used. It gets used up on the show, asked Billy,
Speaker 3: It's like whatever I can get to an accis it's
Speaker 3: a Southern accent.
Speaker 4: It's true, it's quite frequent, it's quite free.
Speaker 3: So the South Carolina. Lizard Man came back to prominence
Speaker 3: in twenty fifteen after a woman snapped a picture of
Speaker 3: what she claimed was the creature. She took the photo
Speaker 3: just after leaving church one day and send it to
Speaker 3: the local news. The figure in the photo certainly looks
Speaker 3: like the part. It appears as tall as a reptilian
Speaker 3: creature with green skin and large red eyes, though the
Speaker 3: swamp thing seems to almost be too clear to be real.
Speaker 3: Some believe I sound like there was like, ah am,
Speaker 3: the baddest of them all. You know that. You know
Speaker 3: who I'm talking about. Krispy Kreme, No, Lilly, you know.
Speaker 5: Am. I'm gonna send you that.
Speaker 3: I keep be fraid to send you stuff for read,
Speaker 3: but I want to send you that. It's fair. It's
Speaker 3: it's this. It's this rapper that you think is like
Speaker 3: mentally handicapped. But I guess he's just playing a role
Speaker 3: that he does all these stupid rap songs. But he
Speaker 3: like he was on Tosh point zero and stuff, and
Speaker 3: I guess he's like really smart and he just does
Speaker 3: that as a character.
Speaker 7: Okay, it's good.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna send you a bunch.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's so. Then that though the swamp thing almost
Speaker 3: seems too real, so some believe it's a person in
Speaker 3: the cost you will of ship. The woman swears the
Speaker 3: picture is authentic, telling local news my hand to god,
Speaker 3: I'm not making this up. So excited. I'm so excited
Speaker 3: for this, so excited, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 7: So okay, it looks homemade that costume, Like that's a
Speaker 7: lot of work.
Speaker 4: What do you think that?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 6: Do you think just the classic he's like, is he
Speaker 6: like stuffing his reptile bro it does?
Speaker 3: It does look like a costume, but it looks like
Speaker 3: he's going to like comic con, Like, it looks like
Speaker 3: it's pretty well made, considering.
Speaker 7: He's strutting too.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's like, fucking, this is my.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 3: Like even the feet, like the articulated feet, you can't
Speaker 3: it's fake obviously, But like that's what I'm saying. If
Speaker 3: you look at like certain portions, like it would not
Speaker 3: be able to function as like a like a bipedal creature,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: Mm hmm, it doesn't it's not. Yeah, but he's he's
Speaker 7: ready to like fuck some cars up.
Speaker 3: That lady's like, my husband made a costume to fuck me,
Speaker 3: and well I've dressed like a cow and I you know,
Speaker 3: she's listening making this up. We saw the liser creature.
Speaker 3: You know, anything for fame. People will do anything for
Speaker 3: fame and notoriety. That's why when we've talked about stuff
Speaker 3: on the like the show before, is this idea of
Speaker 3: like the people that are more credible would be the
Speaker 3: people have nothing to gain, Like they're not gaining anything.
Speaker 3: Me and Billy just talked about the Fuckville meadow man,
Speaker 3: and like the cop was like ridiculed out of town.
Speaker 3: He truly believed what he saw, right, so like and
Speaker 3: he's like, I didn't mean I don't want this.
Speaker 5: To happen to me, you know what I mean? It's
Speaker 5: like shit, I know, so sad.
Speaker 4: All right, the warning guys, and then gave you a
Speaker 4: warning and y'all laughed at me.
Speaker 5: They don't have any pictures of the footprint. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: see if I cann look it up.
Speaker 7: Okay, sightings are one thing, but casts are another. In
Speaker 7: nineteen eighty eight, the same year of the initial spotting
Speaker 7: of the lizard Man and the serious footprints emerged near
Speaker 7: the scape or Swamp, Locals made plaster casts of the
Speaker 7: curious tracks Like the previously reported descriptions, the prince had
Speaker 7: the telltale three toes. The tracks were about fourteen inches
Speaker 7: in lengthly crap, a few inches longer than the average
Speaker 7: human foot. Really, fourteen inches is long? Yeah, I guess
Speaker 7: so that sounds It sounds bigger to me than a huge.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Mine's way smaller than that.
Speaker 5: It's like a fish story any images the images?
Speaker 7: Mmmm, it looked long when I read it.
Speaker 5: Oh, here we good?
Speaker 3: Then when I thought about it, weird.
Speaker 6: Jamie's foots fourteen you're lying to me, No, Jamie, I
Speaker 6: size fourteen feet.
Speaker 5: My brother sigzslet How does your I don't believe that?
Speaker 6: What do you mean I have like twelve and a half.
Speaker 6: How the fuck Jamie's like six five and lanky as hell?
Speaker 3: You I know.
Speaker 4: It is what it is. You've seen his disgusting little
Speaker 4: fucking toes. I share.
Speaker 5: That's his brother that doesn't know.
Speaker 3: Okay, Danny's got things. Danny got the different dad or mom.
Speaker 4: He's got a different dad.
Speaker 5: It makes sense. He looks a lot different.
Speaker 3: Than fair enough. Just Billy's uh, Billy's two brothers so uh.
Speaker 3: The lizard Man's I thinks are a thing of the past.
Speaker 3: In fact, these stories are getting more frequent. In twenty fifteen,
Speaker 3: a woman saw two lizards fucking outside of her house,
Speaker 3: just kidding.
Speaker 5: They're just there's hanging out fucking. How do lizards fuck?
Speaker 3: Because they have a kuwako like a bird, don't they?
Speaker 4: I don't even know what the fuck.
Speaker 3: That it's like, Uh, it comes out. I do know
Speaker 3: that because a podcast is too They always mentioned this stuff.
Speaker 5: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 3: It's how me and Billy spent twenty minutes. Billy does
Speaker 3: a fun fact at the end of each episode, and
Speaker 3: we spent like twenty minutes talking about fucking uh weird
Speaker 3: like animal.
Speaker 7: Penises, weird animal what.
Speaker 4: Fun it was?
Speaker 5: Fucked.
Speaker 3: Lizards have a kouako, which is single opening that serves
Speaker 3: all Oh. So aquako is like it shits out of it,
Speaker 3: it urinates out of it, and also you can fuck it. Uh.
Speaker 3: The male lizard grasped the female by the back of
Speaker 3: the neck weird oh like, and then aligns his body
Speaker 3: over hers and then twists his body underneath hers to
Speaker 3: insert his hem pin into her koloako. Do lizards feel pleasure? Yes,
Speaker 3: Lizards have most of the same emotions that birds and
Speaker 3: mammals do they miss loving because they typically do not pair, bond,
Speaker 3: or care for their offspring. Interesting, they do feel curiosity, happiness, fear,
Speaker 3: and anger.
Speaker 4: Though.
Speaker 3: I like that they're like giving it like doggie. They're
Speaker 3: just like they grab her by the back of the
Speaker 3: neck and they just fucking give it.
Speaker 6: In the very multi purposeful, very very efficient. I'm very
Speaker 6: very uh.
Speaker 3: God, all in one. They say, I don't know.
Speaker 6: I like, I like when my shampoo is also conditioner
Speaker 6: and body washed, so like, I don't see why.
Speaker 3: I I think it's funny that they give men now
Speaker 3: They're like, you don't have to take the time to
Speaker 3: pump another bottle, just like lather yourself and soap.
Speaker 4: It's fine.
Speaker 3: I don't do that.
Speaker 5: I use I used to any difference.
Speaker 6: I used to make those jokes. I used to make
Speaker 6: those jokes like years ago, even in high school. Like
Speaker 6: I wish they came out with like a fourteen in one.
Speaker 6: I just want to buy one bottle on. It's like
Speaker 6: I keep seeing those memes now and now they're out everywhere.
Speaker 6: It's like a shampoo, conditioner, body wash, toothpaste, shaving.
Speaker 4: There is a shading cream, motor oil. It's whatever, the want.
Speaker 7: Motor oil.
Speaker 3: See I use I use that it's called native because
Speaker 3: like I, I don't it's not gotten out of the
Speaker 3: par fades and all the other stuff that's in it.
Speaker 3: Because when you're when you're using these shampoos for people
Speaker 3: that don't know, it's like leaking into your body and
Speaker 3: then you're being poisoned.
Speaker 7: M Yeah, but it's eighteen bucks for one of their deodorants,
Speaker 7: like dollars.
Speaker 6: Or you go to Walmart and do you go, Tom
Speaker 6: just choking.
Speaker 7: Here's some tips kids, Just wrap.
Speaker 5: Some like wrap some like coconut oil on you.
Speaker 3: You'll be fine.
Speaker 7: Yeah, fair enough enough?
Speaker 3: Carry away?
Speaker 5: Carry away?
Speaker 7: Are you gonna show? Are you gonna show this picture?
Speaker 7: Did you see what? It says? A woman's on two
Speaker 7: lizard like humanoids outside her house. Three years later, a
Speaker 7: couple discovered overnight damage to their car, as well as
Speaker 7: several of her cats missing.
Speaker 3: See he does.
Speaker 5: This is why I send Marie the information show.
Speaker 3: She keeps me on point because this has happened, or
Speaker 3: she helps me pronounce words. It's fun, billy, it's always
Speaker 3: thank God, it's always names.
Speaker 5: It's always names.
Speaker 3: And I'm usually like high or drinking, so it's probably eventually.
Speaker 5: I'll have to not do that anymore.
Speaker 3: Chelsea's like, you have to may and then eventually she's like,
Speaker 3: if I go into labor, you're gonna have to Like
Speaker 3: it's like you're gonna can't be drinking and stuff. I'm like,
Speaker 3: that's sad. I can't drive drunk to the hospital.
Speaker 4: Fair enough.
Speaker 7: Sometimes when you have kids too, it's like when you
Speaker 7: want to drink the most, Oh my god, in the night,
Speaker 7: they're finally in bed, I need a drink.
Speaker 6: I mean, if you brought back the old school parents
Speaker 6: and what my mom did, whiskey on the teeth, throw
Speaker 6: you in the fucking room, close the door, and I
Speaker 6: don't know what's gonna happen, but I'll see him in
Speaker 6: the morning.
Speaker 3: We lived in different times. It is weird that like, uh,
Speaker 3: the thing like's attacking cars. Okay, I'm gonna tell you
Speaker 3: this is the exact fact, same costume as this is.
Speaker 3: It looks like very similar. I'm fucking zooming in. It's
Speaker 3: from a YouTube. I don't know how Aaron did that.
Speaker 3: Aaron was like zooming in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, carried away. I'll just say this one. Why
Speaker 3: not the lizard man sightings aren't the thing of a past.
Speaker 3: In fact, these stories are getting more frequent. Oh they
Speaker 3: she saw him outside her house. Damage to the car. Uh.
Speaker 3: She sent a photo of the lizard creature to the
Speaker 3: local news. A few months afterwards, a man summoned, submitted
Speaker 3: a video. Summoned summoned a video, submitted a video. As
Speaker 3: sightings increased in frequency and more people started believing in
Speaker 3: the lizard man, they did.
Speaker 7: So it's real, right, yeahs.
Speaker 5: I wish I had my fake news button.
Speaker 3: Oh, retard alert re tartle it.
Speaker 7: Okay, the police, Okay, the police take lizard man reports seriously. Okay, Well,
Speaker 7: that's okay.
Speaker 3: Police.
Speaker 7: Uncommon, Yeah, the police. It's not uncommon for law enforcement
Speaker 7: to write off cripet reports as the product of overactive imaginations. However,
Speaker 7: South Carolina's Lee County is the exception. While the area
Speaker 7: embraces the creature as a bit of a local flavor,
Speaker 7: the police department still takes reports seriously. They've received multiple
Speaker 7: reports of sightings over the last ten years and investigated
Speaker 7: these allegations even when they sounded dubious. It's all a
Speaker 7: part of public safety. It's one person. If one person
Speaker 7: was hurt because of police in action. That's one too many.
Speaker 7: Well that was so serious. That was so that's one
Speaker 7: too many. One person hurt police actions.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you won't care. They're like leave your
Speaker 3: car keys by your door so they can the criminals
Speaker 3: from foreign countries.
Speaker 5: Can steal cars. That's fucking crazy.
Speaker 6: Also, realistically, that sounds like an extremely bored police force. Yeah,
Speaker 6: they're like, we got nothing going on, man, let's make
Speaker 6: sure every call that comes in.
Speaker 7: I like, I love.
Speaker 3: That they can't keep going back to Billy Bob Joe's
Speaker 3: like trailer park to break up him and his is
Speaker 3: his wife.
Speaker 4: You know, we're all getting fired next year if we
Speaker 4: don't come up with something.
Speaker 3: So I just picture like the police always showing up
Speaker 3: to report of some guy named like Billy Ray, Billy.
Speaker 5: Bob, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, or Becky Becky, Becky Lee or some ship and
Speaker 3: you like, they show up and it's as she's like
Speaker 3: mid point throwing bottles at him. It's like, you guys
Speaker 3: always have to do this every Saturday. It's like, you know,
Speaker 3: after they're drinking a bunch of whiskey.
Speaker 7: Just keeping the police force busy, that's all.
Speaker 5: It's true, that's true.
Speaker 7: The one domestic violence couple.
Speaker 5: I wish.
Speaker 3: There's a video of a guy that there's a video
Speaker 3: of a cops video and the guy's like got like
Speaker 3: a a python in his house. He's like, I keep
Speaker 3: a lot of weird things in my house. And the
Speaker 3: cops show up and they're like going through his house
Speaker 3: and there's like he's like smoking crack in front of
Speaker 3: them and stuff, and they're like like it's like it's
Speaker 3: one of those harmless guys that like, you know, you
Speaker 3: show up and you're like, just make sure he's good.
Speaker 3: You know, everything's fine, And he's like, I used to
Speaker 3: keep this thing in the closet. And he opens up
Speaker 3: the closet. He's like shirtless and his hair's mangled, his
Speaker 3: beer is mangled, looks like he has mange.
Speaker 5: And then he's like he's like this is my and
Speaker 5: they're like whoa.
Speaker 3: And there's like this massive snake like tucked in this room,
Speaker 3: a tiny little closet, and they're like, Florida is different,
Speaker 3: Florida is uh So. The lizard Man is such a
Speaker 3: mainstay of Lee County residents speculate the creature, which show
Speaker 3: up during the August twenty seventeen solar clips. South Carolina's
Speaker 3: Emergency Management Division sce MD. Even Schmidt Schmidt even got
Speaker 3: uh even got in on the action, tweeting Schmidt Dosh
Speaker 3: not Schmidt Dosh not know if any lizard man became
Speaker 3: more active during the shower clips, but we advanced residence
Speaker 3: of Lee in Schumert County should remain ever Land, I said,
Speaker 3: like a fucking uh, what's that? Uh? What's that guy
Speaker 3: that makes a lot of stupid movies? You know, water
Speaker 3: Boy got that guy? Yes, I'm he sounds like I'm
Speaker 3: I'm rub Schneider, and today Rap Schneider is a carry
Speaker 3: regarding possibility paranormal activity, a potential occurring set like and
Speaker 3: they're like this is where we saw the lizard man,
Speaker 3: look citing possible lizard band sightings.
Speaker 7: All these are all different people calling us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so that was the same couple, Billy, Well, that's.
Speaker 7: A hell of a fucking run for one person.
Speaker 4: If it was, I know it pretty far.
Speaker 3: That that's what that's a whole county over the historical
Speaker 3: and response to the recent reports about possible paranorm activity
Speaker 3: associated with the upcoming total eclipse. SMID does not know
Speaker 3: if lizard men become more active during the solar eclipse,
Speaker 3: but eisde We don't know if you're gonna be we're active,
Speaker 3: but you should keep.
Speaker 7: It at you lizard men plural, Okay, lizard men not man.
Speaker 3: You know why more than I'm.
Speaker 5: Gonna I'm gonna look.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna look, and we're gonna do an episode about
Speaker 3: female cryptids because all I can think of is lockedness.
Speaker 5: Off the top of my head.
Speaker 3: That may be a feat like Nassy, but that's probably
Speaker 3: a male too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, why are we assuming that them off manner than that?
Speaker 3: At all?
Speaker 5: I know it could be a mothber man.
Speaker 6: You guys just found an awesome end to like getting
Speaker 6: a whole group of people.
Speaker 7: To start looking into this stuff a lot more thoroughly.
Speaker 3: They think it's a moth man because they saw.
Speaker 4: His cue carry on. Fair enough, Well, I guess that's fair.
Speaker 3: I'm so glad Billy's internet not mine. Am I lying
Speaker 3: that bad?
Speaker 7: You?
Speaker 4: You were lying bullshit?
Speaker 3: Yeah? See, well I've actually I've actually never had a
Speaker 3: problem when I've recorded with Marie.
Speaker 5: Ever, I don't think we've ever had a problem with recording.
Speaker 4: No, it's fucking dumb. He even by a whole new computer.
Speaker 6: I did butt a whole fucking desktop set up, so
Speaker 6: it's all fucking pitchy keen.
Speaker 4: I got full bars. Everything's as good as it humanly
Speaker 4: can be.
Speaker 7: Go tell your roommates one bar, but it should be good.
Speaker 3: Go tell your roommates, go walk out the door. And
Speaker 3: like everybody's up fucking using the internet.
Speaker 7: Yeah that could be. It could be too many people
Speaker 7: using it at once. But I mean all my kids
Speaker 7: are on there, all my kids, my two kids are
Speaker 7: on there. Why I don't know, Oh, I got I
Speaker 7: got full fires.
Speaker 6: I just I live in Brunswick, so like they don't
Speaker 6: really have like high speeds in the first place.
Speaker 7: Population is far maybe just far away, too far away
Speaker 7: from what Ontario. Well, I'm I'm in Manitoba, so we're
Speaker 7: real far Manitoba.
Speaker 6: Oh fuck, I'm heading down there. I'm then the steinback.
Speaker 6: Let's throw all my family.
Speaker 7: Is really I have? That's Winnipeg. That's so close, No way, Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's Winnipeg also turning into Pakistan.
Speaker 5: That's what I heard.
Speaker 7: I cannot confirm or deny anything being said.
Speaker 3: It's it's funny because Marie stays away from my racist talk.
Speaker 5: She I bring her into it sometimes.
Speaker 4: Are you avoid.
Speaker 7: I avoid another?
Speaker 3: Are you now she's gotta keep up appearing enough?
Speaker 6: Oh cool, let's destroy that for your next If you
Speaker 6: go into Walmart? How bad does Walmart now smell?
Speaker 7: I mean, to be fair, I think it's always smelled.
Speaker 3: That's true, all the like. To be honest, it's not.
Speaker 3: It's like, you know, I can't. You can't always generalize.
Speaker 4: Politician answer Listen.
Speaker 3: Listen though, if you go into Walmart, think about even
Speaker 3: in the like late night, early two thousands, I'll say
Speaker 3: a lot of pajama pants. You know a lot of
Speaker 3: white people just wear pajamas because they're like, I don't
Speaker 3: feel like getting I don't want to dressed to myself today.
Speaker 5: I'll just wear what I wore last night.
Speaker 4: I got it as a whole.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Just like YouTube clip of people of Walmart, I love
Speaker 6: like a You ever watched that on YouTube?
Speaker 4: It's awesome.
Speaker 7: It's just all the people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what it is.
Speaker 6: It's just all compiled into one lovely seven minute video
Speaker 6: and it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 5: I hate Walmart.
Speaker 3: I hate it.
Speaker 5: Don't like going there. There's many reasons why, more than one.
Speaker 7: It's it's probably very deep rooted.
Speaker 3: Wait you know what, because I'm having a kid and
Speaker 3: stuff like that, Like that's where we got our crib.
Speaker 5: That's where we.
Speaker 3: Got like the the mattress for the crib. Like there's
Speaker 3: no baby shot. I'm like, why isn't there businesses being
Speaker 3: promoted where it's like an entire baby place.
Speaker 5: Are they like like oshby Gosh or whatever, Like.
Speaker 3: There's like clothing stores, but there's not like a designated
Speaker 3: area where it's like there's small little businesses because we
Speaker 3: don't have that anymore in Canada.
Speaker 5: We can't make money.
Speaker 3: But like you know what I mean, like designated for
Speaker 3: like babies, Like you think that would make money, but
Speaker 3: it's like just go to Walmart and get it because
Speaker 3: that's the only place that has anything.
Speaker 7: Well yeah, you're saying even if there was, like because
Speaker 7: if babies are us like toys business too. Yeah, but
Speaker 7: you know what, it's so expensive, so it's like, you know,
Speaker 7: you probably go to Walmart anyway because any like like
Speaker 7: like niche store is gonna be like trip double triple
Speaker 7: the price. And we went to Fort's.
Speaker 3: We went to what's that Swedish store, uh a Kia
Speaker 3: and it's uh the what they're charging for like a
Speaker 3: garbage like dress or something is crazy. I was shaking one.
Speaker 3: I was like, this is fucking it's five hundred bucks.
Speaker 3: I'm like I could. I could build this thing for
Speaker 3: one hundred and fifty dollars. Like it's falling apart. I
Speaker 3: was like, look at this. You think this is gonna
Speaker 3: hold my clothes? You kidding?
Speaker 6: You're the first person that I think they put it
Speaker 6: together wrong. But like, I can't furnish.
Speaker 3: It's awesome, it's not I love baby.
Speaker 7: I like it too. We got all our baby stuff from.
Speaker 3: There is so too.
Speaker 7: But I imagining I'm imagining you and I shaking a
Speaker 7: dresser like the lizard man attacking.
Speaker 3: What is this garbage? Just the price of some of
Speaker 3: the ship. I was like, this is garbage. This is
Speaker 3: like I was like, look at this wood, you know,
Speaker 3: I felt like it like I feel like a nineteen fifties.
Speaker 5: Dad or something like that.
Speaker 3: I live at his ship and I like knock on
Speaker 3: it like it's gonna fall plot.
Speaker 5: It's like kick it ship.
Speaker 6: You're one of those guys that go, I'm never I'm
Speaker 6: gonna make that myself. He's gonna go home, and it's
Speaker 6: never gonna get made.
Speaker 3: I work at I do work at a metal shop.
Speaker 3: I'll make it all out of metal and weigh fucking
Speaker 3: you know, like three hundred pounds. Baby friendly, put it
Speaker 3: in a cage. All right, So this is supposed to
Speaker 3: be a video of the creature, so might as well
Speaker 3: play it. If there's an ad, I'm gonna scream.
Speaker 6: Probably it's a good ad. Oh maybe we'll get paid
Speaker 6: for it. Play it and then and then.
Speaker 3: It's not like.
Speaker 5: Play it.
Speaker 3: You can see if I can find on YouTube.
Speaker 7: It's letting me play. I'm playing.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're playing it? Did you share screen?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I don't know. Sorry, I'm just laughing at it because
Speaker 7: it's just a dude walking up.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's not you can if you hear the reactions,
Speaker 3: it's like, not really, you.
Speaker 7: Don't know how to share a screen on here? Oh okay,
Speaker 7: I say, I don't use this, so you shift them
Speaker 7: bought share screen?
Speaker 5: Is it gonna work?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 5: I have a news a news article lizard man spotted in?
Speaker 3: All right? Why why did I not work?
Speaker 7: Can you see this?
Speaker 3: Wow? What are you watching?
Speaker 4: Scary?
Speaker 7: Like blue Muscles or trailer Davidson?
Speaker 5: Is that billy? That no that's Bill skass guard.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 7: Hey, I'm trying to work out. Okay, there's some glue exercise.
Speaker 7: I gotta bild up those glutes. Okay, and.
Speaker 4: No, I guess.
Speaker 3: You think that was a coyote?
Speaker 7: What do you think that was?
Speaker 3: What was it?
Speaker 7: Do you see it? Where? Holy crap?
Speaker 4: Is ever so nonchalantly?
Speaker 3: Come on, you wouldn't. You wouldn't be like, holy crap,
Speaker 3: what is that thing? You know? You'd be like I
Speaker 3: would freak out, Like if me and Billy were in
Speaker 3: the woods, or me and cell and I see some
Speaker 3: sort of like like like lizard creature. I wouldn't be like,
Speaker 3: holy crap, do you see that thing? Yeah? You see that?
Speaker 7: Like? No, yeah, well he was. He looked pretty, I
Speaker 7: mean from okay, compared to the costume one to that one.
Speaker 7: Like this guy was so like I like how you.
Speaker 5: I like how you did like a blonde, like.
Speaker 7: Oh oh my god.
Speaker 3: Okay, wow, that's actually pretty. I like that.
Speaker 5: I've ever heard you do that before.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 7: Voice is like my hidden talent, just the old snip. Okay, okay,
Speaker 7: am I reading this? Okay? Of course, cryptids sightings encouraged
Speaker 7: jokers to try to fake their way to fame. The
Speaker 7: crew of Factor faked Paranormal Files I used to watch
Speaker 7: that show, created an original video of the creature. They
Speaker 7: worked on the project with a friend with a friend
Speaker 7: experienced in creating lizard like special effects, and developed a
Speaker 7: reenact reenactment thank God. The crew claimed they wanted to
Speaker 7: see how much attention they could garner from a simple
Speaker 7: and vague video. The clip is difficult to see clearly,
Speaker 7: allowing viewers to interpret the being as a living man. Okay,
Speaker 7: so it is fake, Thank.
Speaker 3: God, I know, because I would have reacted better. So
Speaker 3: I don't have you ever watched comic book Men? I
Speaker 3: feel like you might watch that show, Kevin Smith show I.
Speaker 7: Maybe a little bit way way way back in the
Speaker 7: days old.
Speaker 3: So like we's got we have stack TV, So we started.
Speaker 3: I started watching it again. It was like my kind
Speaker 3: of like comfort show I'd watched while I was researching
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. Right, So I started watching it again,
Speaker 3: and there's a it's very funny, billy you'd probably find
Speaker 3: I feel like you know what it was if you
Speaker 3: saw it, just like it's like Kevin Smith, chance on
Speaker 3: Bob right his comic book store and the guys that
Speaker 3: he grew up with worked at it, and uh, they
Speaker 3: were talking about like the Jersey Devil, which eventually will
Speaker 3: maybe do a big episode on or whatever. And uh,
Speaker 3: they convince Ming Cheng, the Chinese guy that works there,
Speaker 3: that it's like a real thing. They're gonna go out
Speaker 3: into the pine woods and find him, and they get
Speaker 3: this guy to dress up like him, and he's like,
Speaker 3: you know, you hear this call, like, ah, the guy
Speaker 3: that comes out and it's he jumps on him wearing
Speaker 3: an entire costume, and it scares the living shit out
Speaker 3: of Ming And it's the funniest shit because he's like,
Speaker 3: you can see it clearly on the footage that he
Speaker 3: thought that. He's like, I thought I was gonna die.
Speaker 3: I thought, legit, they was a real thing. So it
Speaker 3: would be funny if like you had like somebody like
Speaker 3: we're gonna go look for the lizard Man. You just
Speaker 3: have someone on a costume and you're out in the
Speaker 3: middle of nowhere.
Speaker 7: My brother lives in South Carolina, and I just want
Speaker 7: to like text my sister in law with this and
Speaker 7: be like, do you guys see the lizard man? You
Speaker 7: guys go look for the lizard Man? And the man.
Speaker 3: Why he's Canadian? Why is he living in South Carolina?
Speaker 3: Why was South Carolina place to go?
Speaker 7: Job? They got their full scholarship and got their university
Speaker 7: degrees and at need a university a notre name. Wow,
Speaker 7: and yeah, both of them scholarship for what a political science?
Speaker 7: And yeah? And also they'll never move back to Canada.
Speaker 7: And they hate it here.
Speaker 5: I hate it here.
Speaker 7: They love America. They love America.
Speaker 3: I want to get a political science degree. Hey, all
Speaker 3: of this is bullshit. They just lie to you and
Speaker 3: tell you what you want to hear.
Speaker 7: I don't want to say. That's pretty much what they believe,
Speaker 7: but that's not what they can say at work.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you what you want to hear.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, I think America is going to go very down hill,
Speaker 3: maybe even quicker than the Canada is.
Speaker 5: We're a little safe space to summer garden.
Speaker 3: But Trump does love Israel, and Israel is trying to
Speaker 3: destroy all the regional enemies.
Speaker 6: So it's I'm cutting this off right now, and do
Speaker 6: not stop. What about elis Man? What's next?
Speaker 3: That's so you want to talk about Jews? The Cotton
Speaker 3: Museum of Bishopville. Uh, I don't.
Speaker 7: Know hey, keep pause for a second.
Speaker 3: Keep my daughter's walking.
Speaker 7: That's more than okay, good job, No it souks weird.
Speaker 4: Keep bring the cat, Bring the cat.
Speaker 7: Oh recently, don't worry. It's sounds fart because you're fine.
Speaker 7: But I don't know if it was like two s
Speaker 7: it's you're totally great. So you do my big furnace
Speaker 7: and everything back. I'm in, like my basement, Cougars, that's
Speaker 7: not spaceship, it's a furnace. I'm in the basement. That
Speaker 7: was so fucking wholesomely adorable.
Speaker 5: I'm having a daughter.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 7: But she's like, is it okay that I made my
Speaker 7: own peanut butter jam sandwich. I'm like, yeah, she's the best.
Speaker 3: I'm excited for when they're that they can speak and
Speaker 3: think for themselves.
Speaker 7: It's the baby stages. If you need moral support, I'm here. Okay,
Speaker 7: I'll put it out there.
Speaker 3: Uh, it's funny, Billy. Marie's like, I'm interested to see you.
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm interested to see if your sense of
Speaker 3: humor changes when you have kids, because I was I
Speaker 3: made like a dead baby joke on.
Speaker 5: The one episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, She's like, we'll see if you're sets of humor
Speaker 3: changes and I was like, I don't know if it will.
Speaker 7: Though it's weird, like I used to watch horror movies
Speaker 7: where like kids were just dying and like parents are
Speaker 7: crying and they're dead babies and children. I'm like, Eh,
Speaker 7: once I have kids, I'm like, I'm not watching this movie.
Speaker 7: If there's anything to do with that in here, I'll
Speaker 7: check the parents guide. I'm like, Okay, I can't watch it.
Speaker 5: I can't deal. The footage from Palestine still disturbs me.
Speaker 6: To the stage, there's a good sit off. I forget
Speaker 6: who does it. I think it's tomp Cigarette. He's like,
Speaker 6: oh man, having kids change you. He's like, I fucking hope.
Speaker 6: So you're kind of you just have shows and You're like,
Speaker 6: I'm still the same guy. He's like, you're very unstable.
Speaker 3: Tom Sigur is a fucking psychopath. Though I, me and
Speaker 3: Chelsea have watched his live special. We watched the one
Speaker 3: with Bobby Lee on it on Christmas. They know we
Speaker 3: I'm so glad didn't do mushrooms during this. We don't worry.
Speaker 3: We're on the time limit. It's essentially Billy is fun
Speaker 3: fact next. But we watched it on Christmas. I was like,
Speaker 3: this will be fun. I've never seen one of his
Speaker 3: live specials, and yeah, I watched.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: I watched a guy.
Speaker 3: Put or to like Christmas lights into his foreskin. Uh,
Speaker 3: that's what I watched Tom. I will never forget this ship.
Speaker 3: We watched Pine Needles go into a woman's vagina. I
Speaker 3: closed my eyes and just like, don't look right now.
Speaker 3: And there was a knife instead of a woman's vagina.
Speaker 3: That's what Tom Sigurt does. That's his live specials. It's
Speaker 3: fucked even Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee was like, I'm not
Speaker 3: your friend anymore. I'm not your friend anymore. It wasn't
Speaker 3: it was fucked. I will never watch any of that
Speaker 3: ship ever again. Bobby Lee's like, why am I here?
Speaker 3: Why am I here? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Does he have kids? Tom Syrul, Yes, Yeah. People didn't
Speaker 7: change him very much change how messed up was he before?
Speaker 3: He's laughing while showing Bobby Lee all these videos, and
Speaker 3: Bobby Lee's like, I don't like you anymore.
Speaker 5: We're not friends.
Speaker 7: Like I didn't know you're into this, Like I.
Speaker 3: Know it's fucked up for anyone out there. If you're like, oh,
Speaker 3: I love Tom's the girl. I'm gonna watch a one
Speaker 3: of his live specialist. I consider you a psychopath. You're
Speaker 3: fucking sick.
Speaker 4: Funny.
Speaker 3: So there's also there's frame like plaster cast. I think
Speaker 3: we showed some of that of the alleged footprints. There's
Speaker 3: newspaper clippings. Oh, there's a gift shop. Uh, they're chronicling
Speaker 3: the stories of the lizard Man. Additionally, in the exhibit
Speaker 3: includes information suggested that lizer Man uh whatever that says
Speaker 3: maybe a confects. Can you read that for me?
Speaker 7: I just closed it because you're reading the last thing?
Speaker 5: So effects do you see that?
Speaker 7: I'm looking Yeah, wait, I'm going way down. Okay, Uh
Speaker 7: carnif carn effects carro carol nnense. No, I don't know
Speaker 7: what that is.
Speaker 3: I'm the scientific name for an extinct, extinct prehistoric creature
Speaker 3: nine foot tall.
Speaker 5: Yeah. The museum, the owner.
Speaker 3: The museum owner says that he accepts lizards Man items
Speaker 3: because they.
Speaker 5: Might get lost otherwise.
Speaker 3: And I was gonna be like, I accept lizard Man
Speaker 3: because he's the only of his kind. You know.
Speaker 5: He's like, I'm accepting of him.
Speaker 7: I accept I accept him as well.
Speaker 3: All right, it's time for that day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Yeah, I'm so happy I don't have to yell
Speaker 7: at anymore.
Speaker 3: He used to yell at every episode. I used to
Speaker 3: make him. We used to play that sound effect and
Speaker 3: he would just scream my basement WI. It's like, well,
Speaker 3: I knew the episode was ending because I heard him
Speaker 3: yelled at.
Speaker 6: Fox sikes. Switzerland is very progressive when it comes to
Speaker 6: oddly specific animals. So it is illegal to own just
Speaker 6: only one guinea pig. You're not allowed, weird can't. You
Speaker 6: will get fined a ridiculous amount of money, and that
Speaker 6: guinea pig will get taken away from you if you
Speaker 6: don't at least have two, because they're a social creature
Speaker 6: and it is a horrible thing to leave them alone individually.
Speaker 6: That's a literal law. That's a written in their fucking
Speaker 6: law book.
Speaker 7: I have a question. I have a question. Where's that
Speaker 7: Switzerland is? That's Switzerland Switzerland? Yeah, did Switzerland do lockdowns
Speaker 7: during COVID? Didn't let people their houses and interact with
Speaker 7: one another, because I wouldn't and we shouldn't be alone.
Speaker 7: So it's okay for us and not.
Speaker 5: There's one that didn't.
Speaker 7: If it was Switzerland, that'd be that would make so
Speaker 7: much sense.
Speaker 3: I think it was. Was it Sweden or Switzerland that
Speaker 3: really didn't lock down one place? So in uh, I
Speaker 3: try this really quick day.
Speaker 6: Okay, So Switzerland was locked down from March sixteenth to
Speaker 6: March twentieth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, they okay, they carry.
Speaker 7: Okay, then I then then I believe this now, but
Speaker 7: it's okay. All gatherings of more than five people were
Speaker 7: still banned.
Speaker 6: It's like, was it so like they were like fully
Speaker 6: on lockdown like most shops are kind.
Speaker 4: Of you know what.
Speaker 6: Honestly, I guess that kind of describes what we had.
Speaker 6: You can still go out, you just couldn't like conjugate.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that I did. Wow, I looked up what
Speaker 3: I did and it's not it's not it's not good.
Speaker 3: There was a place like Sweden or Switzerland that like, uh,
Speaker 3: they were the lowest crime they had the lowest crime
Speaker 3: rate in the world. And then during the Syrian refugee thing,
Speaker 3: they let in hordes of migrants and they became the
Speaker 3: our word capital of the world. And I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: I thought it was. I think it's Switzerland.
Speaker 5: I think it's sweet.
Speaker 3: I think it's Sweden, and it's funny it's Swiss, Swiss
Speaker 3: tourists gang our word in central India. Well, no wonder,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but always gets sorry brought up.
Speaker 4: They did it, they did.
Speaker 6: They did pretty much exactly what Canada did, but they
Speaker 6: only did it from March to April, like late a
Speaker 6: so beginning marshed to late April is a two month thing.
Speaker 6: But they did exactly what we did.
Speaker 7: Here was the animals, Gerbils, hamsters, guinea pek, very very
Speaker 7: very keen on the guinea pig.
Speaker 3: The priest would like that, I'm capting my ass one
Speaker 3: too too.
Speaker 4: One, two, two three. We'll figure it out.
Speaker 3: Isn't that The part is that, so.
Speaker 7: Let me winks?
Speaker 3: When doesn't the priest put like, uh like hamsters up
Speaker 3: his ass? And then the whole episode is the hamster
Speaker 3: going through like the priests ass.
Speaker 5: Isn't that it's not.
Speaker 7: A priest, it's mister slay. Oh yeah, and it's it
Speaker 7: let me winks, traveling through the great Sincta and he
Speaker 7: runs into the little like mirages that like the frog
Speaker 7: and everything in the bird. I love that episode.
Speaker 3: I love so fund out that they do like that,
Speaker 3: Like that was the most absurd. She still was the
Speaker 3: most absurd show. I haven't watched any years, and they
Speaker 3: didn't they kill themselves like lem me wings they like
Speaker 3: they they did that in Disney, were like they commit
Speaker 3: mass suicide. But it was all the producers pushing them
Speaker 3: off a cliff.
Speaker 7: I don't remember.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 5: So this was fun.
Speaker 3: I'm actually really glad we brought everybody together. This has
Speaker 3: actually been fun. Even Aaron was like, we had like
Speaker 3: I would like to do, so we'll talk about stuff
Speaker 3: off air, but like I have ideas for the show,
Speaker 3: bring them all of us together for certain like kind
Speaker 3: of fun livestream things I want to do. But uh,
Speaker 3: that was a lot of fun. I appreciated ready for
Speaker 3: tuning in. That was it's cool to bring everyone together.
Speaker 3: Usually it's just me and Marie, or me and Billy,
Speaker 3: or me and Aaron. So I think it's kind of
Speaker 3: fun to kind of bring everybody together. And you know,
Speaker 3: Marie has also helped the show kind of keep alive.
Speaker 3: Well you know, Billy's been busy or Aaron's been busy
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. So I think that we have
Speaker 3: a fun dynamic and I and and Marie seems open
Speaker 3: to coming on and doing stuff for the with the
Speaker 3: show with us SO and and Billy. Would you admit
Speaker 3: that she kind of fits in fair enough? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Absolutely, you're on the spot now.
Speaker 4: It was a spot, that's honest.
Speaker 3: She has the same sense of humorous, doesn't she.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I mean I'm like, I can make fun of her.
Speaker 6: I try to ruin her fucking podcast. She still gave
Speaker 6: me a political answer annoying.
Speaker 3: It's just so funny.
Speaker 6: I like destroying people's lives. It makes me happy you're
Speaker 6: a politician, fair enough.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is funny because, like we were just talking
Speaker 3: because you are also doing the podcast, and I was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: the same sense of humor as kind of we do.
Speaker 3: I sell clips and then we're like, okay, I want
Speaker 3: to bring you on the show. Just see what happens.
Speaker 3: And it's interesting that, Like I what I told Billy,
Speaker 3: I was like, this will be a fun dynamic, right,
Speaker 3: And you know, we've it's we've had like Billy's friends
Speaker 3: that were females on the show before or like and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. So it's interesting to have that. I
Speaker 3: think it's fun. It's different, right.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I'm excited. There's a lot of stuff that
Speaker 3: we can do. I have a plenty of ideas. Uh,
Speaker 3: so I will end it there, and you want to
Speaker 3: shout your stuff. Billy doesn't have anything other than final
Speaker 3: If you're if you hear some weird sounds in your attic,
Speaker 3: make sure it's not a Billy.
Speaker 7: Probably chance, but he won't be moving a piano. That's it.
Speaker 7: That's where he draws them.
Speaker 3: It's so creepy. Someone's like, I heard a piano playing
Speaker 3: in my attic the other day.
Speaker 7: It came with the house though he's not moving it,
Speaker 7: saying shout myself out. Okay, I I have I'm on
Speaker 7: a podcast, not a Strong Start on YouTube and uh
Speaker 7: Spotify list your podcasts all at we kind of on
Speaker 7: a little bit of hiatus right now just because of
Speaker 7: just just technical stuff. But I had lots of stuff
Speaker 7: on there at my own show on the Not a
Speaker 7: Strong Star podcast called Replace It All, and I talk
Speaker 7: about movies and video games, pop culture stuff, horror stuff,
Speaker 7: nerdy geeky stuff, all that stuff. So you can follow
Speaker 7: me there, and I'm on Instagram and replays it all
Speaker 7: and also Marie reviews everything, which I'm in the midst
Speaker 7: of changing my name because I don't really review things anymore.
Speaker 7: And I just want to change it. Yeah, I want
Speaker 7: to like movies, like but like indie movie people will
Speaker 7: like message me and be like, hey, can you review
Speaker 7: my movie? And I'm like, if I don't like it,
Speaker 7: I'm gonna I'd like to leave like bad reviews if
Speaker 7: I don't like it. But if they're asking me personally,
Speaker 7: I'm like, so I don't want to have that's that's why.
Speaker 6: So that sounds like such a fun times the most
Speaker 6: enjoyable situation I can possibly think.
Speaker 3: Of our But our posts and stuff that we've done
Speaker 3: are still getting likes, like a lot of likes and
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 5: People seem interested.
Speaker 3: So like Aaron's like, I keep saying I'm gonna bring
Speaker 3: it wrong, and I was like, yeah, you should because
Speaker 3: I think you would fit in with class forecast and
Speaker 3: even like it's interesting because Billy's never been on there
Speaker 3: and it will be interesting. Like Aaron's like, I want
Speaker 3: to start doing this like kind of like shifting it
Speaker 3: towards like hey, we can all be that kind of
Speaker 3: a gang, you know, and part of the same kind.
Speaker 7: Of crew coffee.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what I mean a Possums play.
Speaker 6: Dead, you know, Wenna, are we gonna be the Nazis.
Speaker 7: Okay, just.
Speaker 3: So everyone is clear, the word Nazi comes from Ashkar Nasi.
Speaker 3: But the word Nazi, why they called them that was
Speaker 3: because they were calling them country bumpkins. If you literally
Speaker 3: look up what does Nazi mean, it means country bumpkin.
Speaker 3: So it's just a name to make fun of nat socks.
Speaker 3: That's what they call them now National socialists.
Speaker 5: That sucks? Is that weird?
Speaker 4: Also?
Speaker 7: Fun fact? That's sound effect.
Speaker 3: Oh I got I got one for that.
Speaker 5: I got one for that.
Speaker 3: Just to end it on, just makes sense.
Speaker 5: Right, mine, mine, not anything.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you say, but it's probably something interesting,
Speaker 3: I guess, he said,