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Speaker 1: Hello, Tom, Hello Jerry Fredy a long time listener, first

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time caller. Like they say, I know you've covered on

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what the chimney based activity on the show. Well, I

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watched a video Internet with a man knocking a chimney

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in Russia that I'm like you to take a look at.

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I'll think I'll have a bit to say about it.

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I know I did keep up the good work, all right, Donald,

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and did you get all that good man? Write that

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out on a postcard to Tom and Jerry. I'm sure

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you'll find the address somewhere. I'll see the.

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Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to a slightly delayed recording of

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the Tom and Jerry Show with myself, Jerry McBride and Tom. O'Mahoney,

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usually Tom every week something that hold us.

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Speaker 3: Up to be fair to you, Yeah, you've a bit

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of a dose. I to go Hurland train last night.

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I think I pulled my pick. I'll teaching eight year

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olds how to block it early, because of course I

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got super intense into I thought it was fourteen myself

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and yeah, lo and behold, I think well all day

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I was convinced that I was having an art attack,

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and then I realized no, that's just I pulled what

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bit of mustit muscle I have?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, while trying to lord it over eight year olds

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like seven year olds mostly to be honest with you,

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but Jesus, they'll show.

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Speaker 2: You normally every week. It may be like, you know,

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we might be an hour later recording because Tom has

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to chase goats about the place, or as he said,

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there maybe the hourland train or something. Do you know

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what helped me up to see nobody? What was? I

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couldn't find my computer, like, okay, physically find.

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Speaker 3: It's shady pines. Time for you? Do you remember shady

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pines that? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: You know computer, I mean laptop? Right?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Do you think I could find that here of a thing?

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Speaker 3: What? It's not like a fucking box of matches.

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Speaker 2: But it's not it's not like it used to be.

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I don't want to jump into We remember when, yeah,

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they used to be absolutely remember when they weren't so

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fucking inconspicuous. It was hard to miss a thing.

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Speaker 3: Are you that? Are you that much of a matter

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of mystery that you're slooting around your own house and

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you're like, where did I live? What am I like

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to live? My ultra thin laptop.

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Speaker 2: Ah No, And it's not even one of these super

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that's the thing. It's not. It's not one of these

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like super sexy whisper thin.

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Speaker 3: Was it just open and you were looking at it

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all the time, you know?

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Speaker 2: That would have been that would have been a sign

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of the times. Tom, All right, and it's fully open

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on the kitchen catatrop And I say no, it was.

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It was closed and in the school bag, and the

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school bag was was put away. And that's where I

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got okay, I will be yeah, okay, because I was

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out and about earlier and I had the computer with

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me and I put it in the school bag, and

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I want it off.

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Speaker 3: I just imagine you would the door the Explorers. So

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the school bag, which is to be fair, nobody's gonna

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rob that on you, I believe.

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Speaker 2: Yes, once you grow up, you call it a backpack

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or a business satchel. No, it's a school bag. It's

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a school bag. Yeah. No, Like I said, I don't

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want to go all we remember when, Tom, But I

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do remember a time when the computer was a foot

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deep and came in three bits speakers on it, and

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it needed its own special desk and if if you

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lost it, it meant you had been fucking robbed.

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Speaker 3: And by the way, if anybody remember when mouse has

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actually had a ball in them, Yes, yeah, York, I

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swear to God, you can damn there knock a person out.

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If you can hit, you can get if you can

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get enough pace behind that fucking thing is a steel

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or something in it, just to keep weight.

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Speaker 2: It was about the density of a road bowl. If

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it was a bigger it would be an actual You

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could go road bowling with it.

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Speaker 3: It was violence, And I don't know why I brought it,

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brought that to people's attention, and they don't need to

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know what. No, but if you ever find yourself in

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a scenario where you need to beat somebody to death,

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get off usof put one of those things in it, and.

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Speaker 2: Go to your nineteen ninety five mouse collection, empty out

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all the balls do, put them into a snock and

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go crack some fucker.

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Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now, there's eighty five percent of

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the people listening to this. Have a drawer, have a box,

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have a fucking one of those clear tubs. Fucking somewhere

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in the in the garage, under the stairs, in the

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attic that has more wires that are obsolete than the

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like along with the odd mouse inside that.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's I gotta tell you in that time. And

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you know that I have the house fold of bits

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and pieces of odds and sods and several of those boxes.

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I don't think I have a mouse sold and it

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has a ball, and buddy I have and but it

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was bluetoothed, all right, but it had a bad ball.

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Speaker 3: He had a ball in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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fucking thing if you use it now, like do you

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know where our patients for a time on phones and

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stuff like that? If it's not instantaneous, we're like, what

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the fuck? There was like a half second in this

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and I remember having to use it a couple of

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years ago and I was, oh, horrified, what is it?

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Delay on this? Shut up, you fucking asshole.

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Speaker 2: You know again, we don't want to go we remember

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when we don't want to burn too much content of this,

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you use it on a special little mouse car. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,

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a little a little mouse match to to give the

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traction it needed.

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Speaker 3: I want you to get a photograph, chrip, because I'm

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just because ourself is figuring we're getting too into conspiracies

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and stuff like that. So I've i've she made me

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want this, and just from a mustache, she made me.

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So this is not a great podcast audio, folks, It's not.

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It's not, But this is I've gone for a tinfoil

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mustache cover and a tinfoil hat, so I'll be selling

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those after the podcast out of the book from my

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car if anybody wants to cull over.

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Speaker 2: This is pretty much the last day. Is the whole

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Cogan that I'm looking at here, But come here, Tom.

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We can do this all evening. And we have threatened

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someday that we'll come in to do the show and

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just fucking ramble for an hour at this crack. That

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day is not day, but it's coming. We're going to

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launch into the show proper itself. As you all know,

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we're two comedians, Tom working me lapped we jip job

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every week on The Tom and Jerry Show through several

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segments and bits and pieces, the first of which is

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where we take a look at the big news from

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the week, the scuttlebush, the ruckus, the weekly, what have you.

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Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a

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lot of a lot of outs a lot of what

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Speaker 1: And uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head.

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Speaker 2: Man, antavirus, jair, you thought it was safe to go

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back in the water.

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Speaker 3: Oh jeseus, what am I telling people the whole time?

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Filling into fuck don't see filling into don't go near

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the bastard thing. The viruses show up on it apparently,

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So I'm just saying, had you not been on that

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boat leads, you might have avoided the new Well, it's

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not news. This is the thing.

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Speaker 2: It's not even the nothing new on this are there

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might be different models and variants and strains and all

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all these words we had forgotten about over the last

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five years. But the hand virus and not that, not

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to get too grim too quick, but handed virus is

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what Gene Hackman's wife died of there a couple of

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Speaker 3: Is that right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she died a hand of virus. And then he,

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God love him, couldn't take care of himself. And subsequently,

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and Jerry Show, But that was the first time I

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ever heard anti virus, never heard of it. Yeah, it's

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a real Yeah, I don't funk around. It's let's see

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if we can get ten minutes of comedy out of

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this one time.

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Speaker 3: Right. So I I I had heard of it obviously

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it was pronounced differently. But it is. It's handed virus,

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and I knew no if there was what if we

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and virus, but I knew something to do with because

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got it during the Korean War. Yeah, in the fifties,

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and that's where it was established in rodents and rats.

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connection here and between wets and eat. They found it, yes, infections,

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Speaker 2: As we are known to do on the commentary show,

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we kept pretty quiet about this for a little while.

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The Haunted Virus cruise ship that had an outbreak and

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to their countries of origins to quarantine and just make

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sure that everybody's all right. Like I say, we sat

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on this for a while. We could have talked about

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this last week. It didn't because there's no guarantee that

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these people were all going to make it out alive,

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and we don't we don't joke about that kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: I don't think I know, well, you need you may

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have missed something in the not everybody made it. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Got to stop using AI as Google. Yeah, yeah, google it,

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Speaker 3: Was like everybody's a okay, that's Google for it is

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nothing wrong with the world. No, ye had three people

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who had what you call it a pre existing conditions

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have passed away and there, well they have passed away

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as a result of anything else. We don't know. But

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everybody five or six other five sorry six people sorry

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daughter have contracted and tested positive. Everybody else tested negative

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on the boat and the boat was called the Envy.

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Speaker 2: My best to listen to you here, but like you know,

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I'm just rapidly rewriting the three jokes I had written

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for this.

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Speaker 3: Now it's all right there. It is what it is.

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It's a it's a anaro that happened, and it's this

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it was a ship that just got a bit of

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a dose, you brighten them in the news. But it did.

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the crew doctor. But there was a chap happened to

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be on board because this wasn't it cheap. This is

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the thing. This wasn't one of those booze cruises. And

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its last port was actually in tener Reef. If anybody's

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reading this from earlier in the week.

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Speaker 2: Which no disrespect to cruises, doesn't sound like a dear

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cruise to go to tener Reef.

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Speaker 3: It's not. But this was. This was a polar cruise ship.

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because it kicked off from right down the bottom end

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the arts of Argentina, like right that started.

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Speaker 2: That sounds sounds quite aspendiab all right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you're starting in Argentina, you've got real

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Patagonia jackets, do you know that kind of way?

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Speaker 2: Yea.

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Speaker 3: And if it is from what I think it's, it's

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it's one of those ones where basically it's Arctic, it's

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our summer Antarctic and Antarctic. But it's like one of

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those ones you go kayaking off of you you go

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looking at whales and ship do you know.

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Speaker 2: On occasion, on occasion, huge cruise ships pull into the

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dock in Dublin, and if I'm in turn at the time,

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you see these big, massive cruise ships. I remember one

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pulled in one time and it had like a little

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detachable submarine. Yeah that you could get into a submarine

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and go under the water and have a look. Have

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a look at the shopping trolley's in the liffy, you know,

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just caught up and down the Liffee taking look at

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all the shit and dead bodies of fucking dumped weapons.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's that's the thing. This was.

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This was on the smaller side scale. There was only

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one hundred and seventy five people in it. Like so

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somebod these I'll watch them calling some of these things

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can get up to like four and five thousand people,

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you know what I mean. Tit's out all you can

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eat kind of fucking buffet things.

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Speaker 2: Now, you know, like that kind of cruise ship. I

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would not, I say this, be surprised that there would

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be an outbreak of.

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Speaker 3: Some exactly exist now and this this this crowd otherwise

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envy hundreds in all fairness in the cruise the ocean

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wide expeditions that have it. They did a decent name

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on this particular ship. Anyway, it was known like as

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it was. They didn't funk around, and they had what

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they thought it was a pretty much a locked air

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tight pest control scenario. But obviously a wet or something,

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a ferret something carrying the bastard goes west, Yeah, broad

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and exactly five will goes west, meerict, not going to

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fucking America. Five we'll get off going to fireguard in Norway.

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From imagine going top to bottom in a ship that

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go top to bottom.

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Speaker 2: And then going down to ten reef.

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Speaker 3: Well on this, on this particular and get the funk

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off the boat scenario this is I'll give you a

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brief and then will we'll have a gandro how maybe

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we might deal with the scenario or but forst the news,

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but first the news exactly so kicked off in uh

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Argentina headed on then fuck me, like ten days later

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it was in and around on its way to I

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suppose you're you're kind of between Africa and the America

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is halfway across, and it's a Tristan.

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Speaker 2: That's that's a ten day hike.

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Speaker 3: It's a ten day on ah, Like you know, I

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whacking along here now, I'd say that they're right out

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into the it seems like the bottom the southern Southern

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Atlantic Ocean.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Argentina's further away than you think it really is.

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Speaker 3: Jared, It's a good I mean, I know we like

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to think about the Irish connection and stuff like that,

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but it's Argentina.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, saga Bara Ah, Yes, of course I talk about

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escape Nazis shorts fled to Argentine. Would you believe.

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Speaker 3: There's there's a bunch of Irish descendants. We'll get into

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another time. So then so now we're up to uh

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Saint Helena, which again is about half way up. I

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would say Namibia. Opposite probably fucking someplace like Honduras. I'd say,

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your house. It's get warmer now where they are.

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Speaker 2: But they two people there the Paragonia jacket and.

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Speaker 3: One of the people that didn't make it had to

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be disembarked there flew them into South Africa. That was

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the handiest place to go. Then onto Ascension Island. You know,

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Accenion Island, it's all about well, it's all by itself,

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it's a middle and nowhere. Two people are evacuated there.

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I don't know why two people were just if you

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get there now, Ascension Island and then on to Cape Verde,

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and that's what when I saw at first, I went, oh,

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is this is a Cape Verde style? Yeah, you know,

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it's not at all. They started off obviously in Argentina

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and there's three people turfed out there. Then on a

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way up and they remain. One hundred and twenty two

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people a tenor reef are chucked out and the boat

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toddled away by itself with the last of the crew,

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and it's still as we're recording this are is on

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the way to Rotterdam. But all people and crew, original

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crew have disembarked and been flown away by all accounts,

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and I can't find out who it just said one

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particular thing. There was one Irish person who tested their

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couple I believe, was it the tested negative? Yeah, but

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they're going to be tested again and then flown home

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to back to Ireland or whatever.

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Speaker 2: To go away and shake everybody's hands. If I remember

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how this used to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but

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there there you go. Well, I didn't know that some

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people have passed away from it, and we're very sorry

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to hear that, and we hope everybody else is all

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tested negative and all that. But Tom, I gotta tell

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you one thing, holidays are nice, Like going on myself. Yeah,

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there's nothing worse on this earth than the holiday that

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is forced to go on longer than it has to.

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I've been on one in my life. I got down

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the mall with the necess early doors and the Icelandic

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volcano erupted.

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Speaker 3: We could yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, the cloud, the ash.

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Speaker 2: Clouds, the ash cloud, and we got up down there

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for an extra week, which sounds all right, except we

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learned that we were stuck the day we were going home.

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And at that stage we had spent all their money.

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And it wasn't like you know, fifteen twenty years ago time.

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It wasn't like we just had oh well, let me

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just tap into the reserves of all the bonus money

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I have, Like we ate McDonald dollar fucking menu for

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the rest of the week. Oh fuck oh and sat

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in Maltember. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The only time anything got forced upon me like that

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in the way of holiday was we're on now. I thought,

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I thought it sounds fantastic, but I was dying on

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the inside. I given seven days in Vegas.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and I.

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Speaker 3: Think I told you this. We landed, we got to

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Vegas Airport. We were on time, but through storms or whatever.

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Through there was some ice on some fucking runway in.

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Speaker 2: And all the kind of thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, slowed us down. Our departure were just a touch

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base and wk on again, staying well fuck made. They said,

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actually it's after the Lena by an hour, which actually

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you're going to miss your connecting flight to double them

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by four days. Like we're in Vegas clothes. It's minus

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nineteen in fucking and it was only a look of God.

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And I'm sure I've told you this before. Was then

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look got one of the one of the gangs on

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the tour, their parents was parents was actually the tour

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operator right who booked it for us, who had a

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direct line to mister fucking whoever the fucking I don't

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know whoever. We flew with and went, yeah, may be

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certainly he's out, and we out of the few hundred

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people that are in the airport, we got all single

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out and said come of us, please, we're all into

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black fans and straight to the JFK suite in the Hilton.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so will you have a much nicer time to night?

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Speaker 3: We did, all right, We did okay. Even still though

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I tell you, jaredy, I was watching the Shekels too,

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because at that stage I'm like, I fucking I have

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absolutely blown the bank on I was not banking at

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this ship.

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Speaker 2: That house always wins. So Tom, if you find yourself

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stranded now on a cruise ship number one, I don't

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tend to be back on a cruise ship in my life.

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Speaker 3: No, No, I've never been on one. And I got

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offered a gig once to go for a week somewheer

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through the Spanish Islands or Canary Islands, and you do

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two gigs a day. And it was a nice pair.

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I think it was something like five hundred quid a

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day or something. I'm like, okay, all right, But then

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I started balancing my head of it. All these people

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are just wandering and out, won't they This isn't a

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gig at all. They were like, no, not really, So

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you'll just be in kind of a section and you'll

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just start at two o'clock and you'll just do comedy

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for an hour.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, and I don't want it. I

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do want to I do want to disparage the work

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of musical comedians, Tom. I think they do great work.

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And some of my favorite comedians are what will be

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classed as musical comedians. What you're describing right there as

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a job for a musical comedian one.

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Speaker 3: Hundred percent or to me what I have please kind

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of you know, one a couple.

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Speaker 2: Of a couple of songs Jolie clap along.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, it's.

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Speaker 2: But we digress, Tom. I'm gonna tell you one thing.

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If you're trapping me on a cruise ship for an

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extra fortnight. You better be feeding me with drink because

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if I by the time my holiday is past its

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natural time, my book has been read, whatever little computer

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game I've brought me has been played, I've used up

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all the movies on my USB keys. You'd want to

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be feeding me with drink. Free drink, that's all.

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Speaker 3: That's that's it. That's free, free drink and free food.

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Like you better And I need some I need some

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quiet space because I would I just wouldn't do well

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full stopture. But of Jesus, if the thing and there

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I am out at sea looking out gone enough concrete,

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there's enough conquered in the world, the concrete over this

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ship that we're floating in right now. Did you have

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you seen? And this is this is where I piqued

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my interest is because normally I wouldn't even give read

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about the fucking hunt of virus. I wouldn't give them

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a ship, not to you know what I mean. But

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when it's on a boat, especially like I couldn't give

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a fuck. But I did watch a documentary last year

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called it was part of the train wreck documentary.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know what's coming. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: The poop Cruise chronicles cruise. Yeah, prop it was part

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of the carnival triumph. It wouldn't quite have the standing

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of the mvndias like this crowd, like you know what

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I mean, it would This is like the weatherspoons of

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fucking cruise ships, Like the things are barely holding together.

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Half the staff I get the feeling like their X cons,

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do you know what I mean? Like that, or former

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sex workers or there's something fucking that right with all

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of them. And as soon as nobody's first choice of

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a career, this was the second or third firest thing

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it had. And it had another fire, and fire is

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one thing i'd see. It's terrible, but it blew all

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the electrics, and every toilet in the place had it

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like a uniflow, you know, pump for the toilets, and

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it just it just wouldn't. It wouldn't pump. So now

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you've got people trying to hold in their shite, and

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you people this shy just slopping around because they're just

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shying the top of shite. It's flown out into the

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corridors and all the time, and look going, I have

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my whole hanging over the side.

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Speaker 2: Don't know what you're talking about You know, I watched

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that documentary and I was like, has nobody said look glad?

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Everybody looked the other way. I wouldn't get a balance

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on the on the edge here.

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Speaker 3: If they all turned at a certain point here, if

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they all turn to get me a round the blows

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or started singing come by at me, I would arse

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over the bar and sing along with him, because I'm

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telling you how it ain't happen Like I'm.

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Speaker 2: Telling you that Tom the side of that ship, it

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looked like the gable wall of a house with spars

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nest in it. By the time I was finished.

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Speaker 3: They tried the drink thing with them as well, shirt

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and everybody was like, you drink They were because they

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were like, it's the only way to keep them quiet.

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And sure, of course people just scouring themselves. I mean,

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it just turned into fucking hell for five days, Like

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and can't fun your fundier because people are probably going

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to fucking die of dysentery. But yeah, because they were

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shite involved, which till time ends. Shite and people getting

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kicked in the nuts are two of the funniest things.

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Like if I went in and talk to my six

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year old right now, Hey, I shake myself after getting

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kicked in the nuts. He wouldn't fucking stop laughing for

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an hour, and he will when he's my age, he

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will still find it just as funny.

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Speaker 2: So yes, but Tom, if he's trapped on a cruise

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ship for.

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Speaker 3: Three weeks, yeah, there's that point too. In fairness, I'm

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to be fair. I'm fair play to him all for

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making it, because for them that did make it, Because

474
00:22:26,279 --> 00:22:29,720
I could see myself going a little bit fucking the shining.

475
00:22:30,319 --> 00:22:34,480
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'd be like I'm the captain now at

476
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:37,680
all being said, yere, I'm actually genuinely getting the ebbs.

477
00:22:37,759 --> 00:22:40,440
Speaker 3: If I have a fellow who doesn't enough frightened easily,

478
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,440
there's something I will give me a dose. The idea

479
00:22:43,519 --> 00:22:46,799
that you would get a dose the very very best

480
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,680
to look to everybody who had been on the and

481
00:22:48,839 --> 00:22:51,799
behind the Dulius. You have a story.

482
00:22:52,319 --> 00:22:54,680
Speaker 2: And may God bless all who sailed on our Tom,

483
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:55,160
how about that?

484
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,119
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Absolutely? But at the same time,

485
00:22:57,119 --> 00:23:00,559
for everybody it wasn't on her. May he never step

486
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:04,799
off dry land over again. And the scene my advice, fill.

487
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 2: It, fill it into fuck. Okay, let's get away from them.

488
00:23:08,240 --> 00:23:10,000
Lad's time and we move on to the next segment

489
00:23:10,039 --> 00:23:12,119
of The Tom and Jerry Show, which, as everybody knows,

490
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:15,079
is when we talk about someone, it's not just like, ah,

491
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,079
you know, you know your man, you know you're buy

492
00:23:17,160 --> 00:23:19,000
up the road. Actually know this lad, that lad, the

493
00:23:19,039 --> 00:23:20,400
other lad. No. No, every now and then time you

494
00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,720
hear somebody you have to stop and go, holy shit.

495
00:23:23,519 --> 00:23:24,440
Then there's this lad.

496
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:26,680
Speaker 3: Now there's that.

497
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 2: If there's one thing that we love in the Tom

498
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,640
and Jerry Show, it's chimneys. In the knocking down of them.

499
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:36,440
It was the glue that New Knights Thomas and Jered.

500
00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:41,680
Knocking down chimney stacks is something we've talked about quite

501
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:44,319
a lot in our time, in particular the methods employed

502
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:47,440
by one mister Fred Didna. However, Tom, we have talked

503
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,440
about knocking down chimney stacks so many times that anytime

504
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:52,839
a chimney stack gets knocked down and it gets spotted

505
00:23:52,839 --> 00:23:54,839
on Instagram, right like that, people tag us in the data.

506
00:23:56,119 --> 00:24:00,599
We love it. Keep them coming. There was one video

507
00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:02,680
over the last week that got sent to us more

508
00:24:02,759 --> 00:24:06,079
times than I can remember anything being sent to The

509
00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:08,240
Tom and Jerry Show, and when I looked at it,

510
00:24:08,319 --> 00:24:10,640
I was like, oh, that's clearly AI.

511
00:24:11,279 --> 00:24:13,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was a I too. I'm

512
00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:15,279
trying to actually find that The latest one that got

513
00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:18,319
sent it to is I'm sorry, I can't. I got

514
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:19,359
sent three or four times.

515
00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:21,200
Speaker 2: And I got sent it half a dozen times over

516
00:24:21,279 --> 00:24:23,519
on the page it came in a lot. We're kind

517
00:24:23,519 --> 00:24:25,240
of we're kind of showing our listenership. They are saying like,

518
00:24:25,359 --> 00:24:27,640
it's the most we were ever sent a video nine times.

519
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 3: We don't get our listeners. Aren't those sort of people either,

520
00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,240
you know what I mean? Go oh god almost. You

521
00:24:36,319 --> 00:24:38,720
know the lads love me for you know, there are

522
00:24:38,759 --> 00:24:41,200
certain things that are so on brand with us that

523
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:41,960
the lads were.

524
00:24:41,839 --> 00:24:47,039
Speaker 2: Like the lads will have taken this. Let me detail

525
00:24:47,079 --> 00:24:50,799
the video of you of it for for those of

526
00:24:50,839 --> 00:24:55,359
you that haven't seen it. The video features a chimney stack,

527
00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:58,039
a red brick chimney stack, much like the ones knocked

528
00:24:58,079 --> 00:25:00,240
down by our beloved Fred Dibnon, except in sad of

529
00:25:00,279 --> 00:25:04,559
this being in an industrial setting. It's it's out in

530
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:06,440
the middle of a fields, in the middle of a

531
00:25:06,559 --> 00:25:07,519
dirt track somewhere.

532
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:09,519
Speaker 3: I wonder was it an old hay side or something.

533
00:25:09,559 --> 00:25:14,160
It's it's huge it's it's pretty tall, this thing.

534
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:16,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's a it's a big concern. Like it's

535
00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,279
a big ass chimney stack and it's about twenty to

536
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:21,960
thirty feet broad. Like, this is a big concern. The

537
00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,079
chimney stack is the least of our worries in this instance,

538
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:28,519
ladies in general, because the video starts following two trucks

539
00:25:28,839 --> 00:25:33,599
racing side by side down a dirt track heading towards

540
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:35,759
this chimney stack. In front of the chimney stack is

541
00:25:35,880 --> 00:25:41,279
like as a ramp, a homemade evil yeah evil canievel ramp.

542
00:25:42,240 --> 00:25:47,759
At the last possible minute, the driver of the right

543
00:25:47,799 --> 00:25:50,839
hand truck on the road, shall we say, leaps out

544
00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:54,599
of the cab of that truck, grabs onto the left

545
00:25:54,599 --> 00:25:57,839
hand truck, which which peels off the safety as the

546
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,720
other truck mounts the ramp smashes into the chimney, causing

547
00:26:02,759 --> 00:26:05,480
it to collapse in a cloud of bricks and rubble.

548
00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:09,680
And I'm like, it's amazing what AI can do these.

549
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,599
Speaker 3: That's my first thought. I went, no, that's too beautiful.

550
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:18,920
And it's these old military style slash agricultural style trucks, yes,

551
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:23,559
the Russian style trucks, you know, big wings on the

552
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,400
big fucking bonnets on them. They look cool.

553
00:26:26,559 --> 00:26:29,319
Speaker 2: They look they're cool looking like Tom. There's a reason

554
00:26:29,359 --> 00:26:32,920
they're Russian looking trucks because come to find out that

555
00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:36,759
this video is not an AI replication of madness. It

556
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:39,920
is actually a real last video and it does indeed

557
00:26:40,039 --> 00:26:43,359
take place in Russia. If you have your sound on,

558
00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,119
you can hear people yelling in what appears to be Russian,

559
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:49,119
so that's fine. But even if you didn't have that,

560
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:52,000
it just kind of looks Russian. You just know, you

561
00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,240
just know that this ship isn't taking place in Carlo.

562
00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:57,920
Speaker 3: Mad bastards too, Like it's the same time a level

563
00:26:57,960 --> 00:26:59,960
of mad We've talked about the Russians before, like there's

564
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:02,160
sports in their mma and things like that. Their level

565
00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:03,240
of med is.

566
00:27:04,480 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 2: Fuck is above and beyond. So we had to investigate

567
00:27:08,759 --> 00:27:12,119
as to what the fuck was going on here? You know,

568
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,519
what are we doing here at all? And come to

569
00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:17,480
find out that all of this madness is perpetrated by

570
00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:19,079
one man, a guy called.

571
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 4: Chapter CHATERREVV you can eat chaterev you can eat chebaterev when,

572
00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:34,759
a Russian content creator with over three million followers on

573
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,039
Instagram alone, and deserves.

574
00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,599
Speaker 3: By the way, deserves every one of them. You know,

575
00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:41,599
when you hear like a Kardashian has a billion, you're like,

576
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,599
for what being a vapid, vacuous sack of shit. This guy,

577
00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:49,920
in Jerry's own words, might be the maddest content has.

578
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,039
Speaker 2: Ever lived, the maddest content has ever lived. Because here's

579
00:27:53,079 --> 00:27:54,279
the thing with UGENI.

580
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:58,279
Speaker 3: We've all seen him. You guarantee everybody here has seen

581
00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:00,200
one of his stunts. He'sainly seen one.

582
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,640
Speaker 2: Of a stunts. Because when I went digging into it,

583
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,599
I was like, oh shit, that's all the same guy.

584
00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:05,920
I thought, what I what I what I had seen

585
00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:08,799
down through the years. Tom was like a compilation video

586
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:13,640
of mad cap stunts and crazy daredevil antics. And I'm like, oh,

587
00:28:13,720 --> 00:28:16,599
this is a compilation of several people down through the years,

588
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:18,759
not one that Tom. One guy, yeah, this guy.

589
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:20,359
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was one of that, but when

590
00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,839
one Jerry just sent me first forced video off the

591
00:28:22,880 --> 00:28:27,240
compilation with oh, g oh wait, there's what these are

592
00:28:27,319 --> 00:28:29,480
all the If you wonder what kind of stunts, they're

593
00:28:29,559 --> 00:28:33,279
all nearly all car based. He's either standing in the

594
00:28:33,279 --> 00:28:36,839
middle of a runway, jumping over oncoming m X five

595
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:41,240
or he he now is racing under the trailer of

596
00:28:41,319 --> 00:28:44,880
a truck. He's jumping from the back of one car

597
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,279
into another car at sixty miles an hour. He's flipping.

598
00:28:48,359 --> 00:28:49,759
Did you see the ones where they would drop They

599
00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:51,960
would cut a hole in a car, Yes, in the

600
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,759
floor of a car and drop it from a height

601
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:54,880
where he was just standing.

602
00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: At where he would just stand, I would.

603
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 3: Buster keeping over his head exactly, mean, what the how theugh?

604
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,359
And we saw loads of times he just kind of fell.

605
00:29:06,759 --> 00:29:07,160
He doesn't.

606
00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:10,039
Speaker 2: He doesn't make any of his jumps. Here, here's what

607
00:29:10,079 --> 00:29:11,160
I'm gonna tell about you, GANI.

608
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,279
Speaker 3: He is.

609
00:29:13,079 --> 00:29:14,640
Speaker 2: What can I have when I say, with this what

610
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:17,960
the jackass guys used to do with shopping trolleys, Yeah,

611
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:18,960
he does with cars.

612
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 3: He destroys the jackass lads. Because this guy takes automotive

613
00:29:26,519 --> 00:29:29,200
stunts to the next level. And I'll tell you why

614
00:29:29,680 --> 00:29:32,240
why it's more impressive because he doesn't nail them.

615
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 2: You know, he doesn't. He doesn't nail them. He doesn't

616
00:29:34,680 --> 00:29:37,799
make sure jacks failures to see them not make it

617
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:40,599
and the smash themselves and so be it with ugani Ah.

618
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,759
He does not come out of these unscathed whatsoever, it seems,

619
00:29:46,799 --> 00:29:50,200
and longtime listeners of the commentary show, well, we know

620
00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:52,960
that we love our evil Canevils and our friend dimness,

621
00:29:53,279 --> 00:29:54,759
and this is a world where the two of them

622
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:59,400
literally collide. Ah Ugany when he's planning his stunts, as

623
00:29:59,480 --> 00:30:02,240
most most stunt coordinators, will be like, Okay, here's how

624
00:30:02,279 --> 00:30:04,279
we do this, and here's how we do it safely.

625
00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:06,240
You can he just focuses on the fourth part.

626
00:30:06,519 --> 00:30:09,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just keeps going until he gets it. Yeah,

627
00:30:09,359 --> 00:30:11,559
like the truck, the truck hit the chimney, I thought

628
00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:14,119
that was one and done. No, turns out he'd like

629
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:16,920
eight trucks ready to go because he.

630
00:30:16,960 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 2: Had a bunch of trucks.

631
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,839
Speaker 3: He kept on. They kept on just going, making bits

632
00:30:20,839 --> 00:30:24,119
of them against this monstrous chimney, one after another. Just

633
00:30:24,240 --> 00:30:26,839
one would fold into the chimney, another would full. And

634
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:29,559
it wasn't until the one that he put out we

635
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:32,079
thought that we would have gotten from all our listeners, Yes,

636
00:30:32,359 --> 00:30:36,640
that's that's one of like seven or eight by that

637
00:30:36,759 --> 00:30:39,240
he's smashed. So he basically took it took eight trucks

638
00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:43,559
to smash that chimney. Correct, So times of almost getting

639
00:30:43,799 --> 00:30:46,640
dragged along by a fucking a truck flying.

640
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,599
Speaker 2: Up between two trucks, or a thousand things I can

641
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,640
think of could go wrong here.

642
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:52,839
Speaker 3: Or there's one where he's in this uh like hatchback

643
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,880
ladder on the roof trying to try to another one

644
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:00,400
at four miles an hour. No hit the speed in

645
00:31:00,519 --> 00:31:02,799
the most underpowered car. It's just like.

646
00:31:05,480 --> 00:31:07,559
Speaker 2: It's what Tom's talking about here. And if you're a

647
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,559
follower of Tom and Jerry on the Instagram, get ready

648
00:31:09,599 --> 00:31:12,559
to see a shiploader you can eat and a note

649
00:31:12,599 --> 00:31:16,400
in another Stone attempts to jump a hatchback ladder from

650
00:31:16,720 --> 00:31:20,160
one high rise building roof to the next. I say

651
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,319
high rise. They're about six stories up, so we're gonna

652
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:24,519
can say that's high rise. He has the car on

653
00:31:24,599 --> 00:31:26,519
the roof. How did it get there? Don't know.

654
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:28,960
Speaker 3: I would imagine the mad bastard took it all apart

655
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:29,559
and brought it up.

656
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:32,759
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be unlike something they do. He drives the

657
00:31:32,839 --> 00:31:34,920
car along the roof with the attempt to hit a

658
00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:40,079
ramp and get across to the other roof. A Maybe

659
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,640
younger listeners don't know what a ladder car is, Tom,

660
00:31:42,960 --> 00:31:45,640
but the high powered the had power.

661
00:31:46,519 --> 00:31:48,799
Speaker 3: He doesn't. It wouldn't pull your socks off with it.

662
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:50,039
Speaker 2: He never gets out of fourth gear.

663
00:31:50,079 --> 00:31:54,279
Speaker 3: I don't know, and that you're like, And honestly, if

664
00:31:54,279 --> 00:31:55,680
he gets to eight miles an.

665
00:31:55,640 --> 00:32:00,839
Speaker 2: Hour, he's doing well. He hits the ramp, fucking flops up,

666
00:32:01,079 --> 00:32:04,119
goes to jump the eight or nine feet between buildings

667
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,240
that it would be, and the car literally just fold

668
00:32:08,319 --> 00:32:11,559
down the alley between the two and smashes five stories

669
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,359
below with him in it.

670
00:32:13,839 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 3: And he just gets out. That's the maddest thing.

671
00:32:17,559 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Years on this goddamn rock.

672
00:32:20,759 --> 00:32:23,440
Speaker 3: I swear it's not using like a Volvo or a sab,

673
00:32:23,519 --> 00:32:25,480
you know, something that'll stand up. He's using this thing

674
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:26,640
that just crumples.

675
00:32:26,799 --> 00:32:28,519
Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you what he didn't do either time.

676
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:30,119
It's not like you know, well, we streamlined it and

677
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:31,880
we balanced out the weight of the back, and we

678
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:33,720
took everything out of it to give it every possible

679
00:32:33,759 --> 00:32:35,720
chance of getting across. He just drove a car off roof.

680
00:32:36,359 --> 00:32:38,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guise of he.

681
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 2: Was going to jump it. Jugan, he has been around

682
00:32:40,759 --> 00:32:43,240
for for some years doing all this kind of mad

683
00:32:43,319 --> 00:32:45,359
cap shit. If you've ever seen hey, look, if you've

684
00:32:45,359 --> 00:32:47,119
ever seen a video of a Russian clinging to the

685
00:32:47,240 --> 00:32:50,000
roof of a car as it drove down a long

686
00:32:50,119 --> 00:32:54,400
track underneath a stack of buses, where at the last

687
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,559
point in time, the man jumped off the roof and

688
00:32:56,680 --> 00:32:59,359
smashed bodily through the bus and landed in a flop

689
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:01,799
on the ground. That was ugan. I don't know the

690
00:33:01,839 --> 00:33:03,920
two people are doing this shit, but he's been at

691
00:33:03,960 --> 00:33:07,079
it for as best as I can tell, about ten years. Gardner.

692
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:10,519
There's three million followers, and as is the nature of

693
00:33:10,559 --> 00:33:13,839
social media, Tom has made shitloads of cash doing it

694
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,039
and just seems to spend it all on buying more

695
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,319
cars to drive into things.

696
00:33:18,519 --> 00:33:21,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you know what, jar, He deserves every penny.

697
00:33:22,319 --> 00:33:23,960
I'm looking at this guy and the one thing that

698
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,720
stood out to me after he had he shows you

699
00:33:25,799 --> 00:33:28,000
all his failures and all his getting busted and stuff

700
00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:31,960
like that. The man doesn't even wear and I is

701
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,759
a man after my own heart. Here doesn't even wear

702
00:33:33,759 --> 00:33:36,440
a pair of fucking goggles, let alone a helmet, a

703
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:39,880
pair of knee pads, safety boots, fire suits. This is

704
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,480
just a bloke in like a pair of blue jeans

705
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:44,440
and a pair of runners and his T shirt. Just

706
00:33:44,519 --> 00:33:48,519
going yes, very good times and just gives it a go.

707
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:52,440
He gives it a go. I can believe in I

708
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,880
can believe in that guy. That's aspirational, you know, I can.

709
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 2: Believe in him as well. He did actually receive a

710
00:33:57,759 --> 00:34:01,480
bit of criticism a couple of years ago. He started

711
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,960
the verera off, fear off, fear off the fucking road.

712
00:34:04,319 --> 00:34:06,000
He started the veer off the stunts that he was

713
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:08,320
known and loved for and started just doing like mad Ship,

714
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,480
like he buried the Maserati in concrete or some ship

715
00:34:10,559 --> 00:34:13,440
like this, and this kind of like, well, okay, I

716
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,960
guess there's I guess that's a stunt that I can't

717
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:17,760
do because I'm not going to pay three hundred grand

718
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,320
for a car to bury it in concrete. But at

719
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:21,960
the same where's the bit you, where's the where's the crack?

720
00:34:22,079 --> 00:34:24,239
And he's like, okay, terribly sorry, I'll let me to

721
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,960
go plow into an unused plane with the on the

722
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:28,800
hood of a car.

723
00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,880
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Even certain artists go off and

724
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:34,760
try and try their hand at different things, and that's fair. Yeah,

725
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,280
come back and start.

726
00:34:37,559 --> 00:34:40,079
Speaker 2: Brooks had that christ and Ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

727
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,039
we we let it we let it slide every now

728
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:43,960
and then. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna

729
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:47,639
just we're gonna dissect Hugenes's latest stunt, which is the

730
00:34:47,679 --> 00:34:52,800
smashing into the into the chimney a number one Tom.

731
00:34:53,400 --> 00:34:55,719
What I what I want to say is is ah

732
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,599
who could conceive of such a fucking thing like Juan?

733
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,599
He just is out here driving cars into walls like

734
00:35:01,679 --> 00:35:04,239
crash test stummies. Although he has done that, and he

735
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:05,920
you know, there's only so many times you can jump

736
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,679
off one car onto another. How does a human mind

737
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,039
conceive of finding a chimney that needs knocking? And this

738
00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,360
chimney needed knocking to put in a tender to knock her.

739
00:35:17,559 --> 00:35:19,599
So for all the demolition companies that wanted to knock

740
00:35:19,639 --> 00:35:21,599
this chimney and make money out of it, Ugan he

741
00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:24,480
went in and low balled them all with the caveat

742
00:35:24,719 --> 00:35:28,639
and he got the knocker his way. And then further

743
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,239
than that, said yourself, do you know what I'm going

744
00:35:30,320 --> 00:35:33,639
to do. I'm going to build a ramp. I'm gonna

745
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:36,760
drive a truck into and smash. You'll die, You'll smash

746
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,920
into the chimney, it will fall on you. Okay, Wait,

747
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,519
a second, Wait, a second, way a second. Okay, how

748
00:35:40,559 --> 00:35:43,800
about somebody else drives beside me in another truck and

749
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:45,280
then I jump from that to that at the last

750
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:47,199
time goes up the ramp bing bang boom, and the

751
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:50,239
chimney falls. I kind of fucking mind thinks that.

752
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 3: I think that's not where he started after. I think

753
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,119
he started off with Okay, okay, I fly apremp and

754
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,840
I pull ejection seat like mister James.

755
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:01,400
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I or if you were doing

756
00:36:01,440 --> 00:36:03,719
this in Hollywood, they would be like, Okay, how can

757
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,760
we remote control the truck into the into the into

758
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:07,400
the brick chimney.

759
00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:09,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not him. He's authentic, like he was

760
00:36:09,559 --> 00:36:14,320
always authentic. He's like better shoot than grow wings fly away. No,

761
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,599
I don't know. Maybe well, if he if he was

762
00:36:17,599 --> 00:36:20,159
gonna parrot, if he was gonna a remote controler, he

763
00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,360
would stand on top of the chimney and remote control

764
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:25,519
of the truck into himself. Yeah, see if he survived.

765
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,800
Speaker 2: And see if he survives. The village, by the way,

766
00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:31,280
or the township is called rostov On don on, don

767
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:35,159
not one word lovely, lovely.

768
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,519
Speaker 3: This time of the year. He I guarantee it. He

769
00:36:38,639 --> 00:36:41,000
has a child brain because he's taken so many blows

770
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,599
to the fucking hedger. He's now just in that zwn

771
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:46,400
couple of you know, a couple of fucking stiff ones.

772
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:49,280
I'd say, sitting there looking at looking up chimney with

773
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,760
friends going how I take down? You think, very very funny,

774
00:36:53,800 --> 00:37:00,199
good times And I'm like one thousand others, No, we

775
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:04,599
need eight trucks or one thousand I think it trucks military,

776
00:37:04,679 --> 00:37:08,320
Still we go. I like the thing is, he didn't

777
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,920
he didn't fill the trucks with you know, a specific

778
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,320
amount of weight, and he just.

779
00:37:12,599 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 2: No that he crashed into it. Don't appear to anything

780
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:16,199
in it at all.

781
00:37:16,400 --> 00:37:19,480
Speaker 3: No. One truck after another just clattered into it like

782
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:24,280
he's I mean, his trajectory seems about right, but it

783
00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:26,239
just goes to show like but he put no metal

784
00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:27,119
frame on the front of it.

785
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:27,519
Speaker 2: No, not.

786
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 3: They just crumpled all of that one after another, and

787
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,719
it just obviously just pulled him away.

788
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,639
Speaker 2: But that was the thing we the video that we

789
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:39,119
had seen was when he completely smashed the chimney and

790
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:41,280
it tumbled down. And I looked at that like fifty

791
00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,400
times and I was like, I see what he's done here.

792
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,199
He's like removed several bricks, as our pal fread would do,

793
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:49,760
to weaken the chimney enough so that when he hits

794
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,280
it with a truck it collapses. Not the case, but

795
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:54,119
he No, he'd just been driving trucks into it all

796
00:37:54,199 --> 00:37:55,760
fucking morning and removed a few that way.

797
00:37:56,079 --> 00:37:59,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom.

798
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,079
Speaker 2: I don't know what more to say about this except

799
00:38:01,119 --> 00:38:02,719
I would love to see what this man does next.

800
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:06,000
This is like, this is some mind boggling inventiveness. Do

801
00:38:06,039 --> 00:38:07,639
you think he's wonderful to live in the world that

802
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:11,280
has minds that I think of this kind of madness?

803
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,280
And number two have the revenue to back it up,

804
00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,039
because this guy is making serious fucking cash.

805
00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:18,519
Speaker 3: Yeah, but much better than the mister Beast. Stand in

806
00:38:18,559 --> 00:38:20,239
the square for two days and see if.

807
00:38:20,559 --> 00:38:23,159
Speaker 2: He's like the madness or Beast or I know there's

808
00:38:23,159 --> 00:38:26,159
a couple who does of YouTube creators. There's a couple

809
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:28,239
of YouTube creators that and I and I find myself

810
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:32,440
watching this from time to time. They'll go to the

811
00:38:32,519 --> 00:38:35,920
top of dams and drop watermelons and ship off drop

812
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,079
pianos off the side of dams, and I'm like, the fun,

813
00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,719
destructive behavior, but you're not throwing yourself off the dam,

814
00:38:40,840 --> 00:38:41,920
which is what this guy would do.

815
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:44,239
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like, you know, they make a giant

816
00:38:44,599 --> 00:38:46,920
xwitch and they drop a bowling ball from like seven

817
00:38:47,039 --> 00:38:49,880
hundred feet up and see what happened. I get it fine,

818
00:38:50,280 --> 00:38:51,920
And there's a bit of planning went in, but it's

819
00:38:51,920 --> 00:38:54,519
all hoop and holler in American sigh five and there's

820
00:38:54,599 --> 00:38:56,320
there seems to be no hoop in the holler out

821
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:58,760
of this guy. There's no face on camera. He's just

822
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:02,360
like you usue stunt, you like stunt clicklike had be

823
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:02,880
good times.

824
00:39:03,119 --> 00:39:04,440
Speaker 2: So I can subscribe, I don't care.

825
00:39:04,559 --> 00:39:06,599
Speaker 3: Smash smash that'd subscribe button.

826
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 2: You know what to do, guys, I smashed the subscribe

827
00:39:09,840 --> 00:39:11,679
button by throwing your phone out the window of the car.

828
00:39:12,039 --> 00:39:14,519
Tell him. There's one last question that's on everybody's lips.

829
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:16,880
In fact, it's what a lot of people asked us

830
00:39:16,920 --> 00:39:19,400
when they mailed the Tom and Jerry Show. And it's

831
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:25,079
a very very simple question for this method of chimney demolishing.

832
00:39:26,079 --> 00:39:27,119
What would Fred think of it?

833
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:31,039
Speaker 3: I'd hate it? Oh god, yeah, I think he'd hate it.

834
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,199
Speaker 2: Do you think you'd hate this more? Than the dynamite men.

835
00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 3: Oh, he like this is such disrespect, Like Fred was, Okay,

836
00:39:38,719 --> 00:39:41,960
we're taking down a chimney one brick at a time sometimes,

837
00:39:42,119 --> 00:39:44,880
do you know what I mean? He salvaged the bricks afterwards,

838
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,920
probably sold them offward. No, he these were living, breathing

839
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,159
things to him, like these had needed to be you know,

840
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:54,239
balls and skylineer. No, you know I'd be taken down

841
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:58,239
with care and you know, a sensitive touch, shall we

842
00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:02,719
say not flame and swinging bloody great trucks inside of it. No,

843
00:40:03,079 --> 00:40:05,519
that wouldn't suit him, Like does can you even picture

844
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:08,360
friend standing back with his glasses on going did you

845
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:10,480
know like that as the truck smashed in, he'd be

846
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:13,920
just horrified. He'd spit up. He spit his bitter all

847
00:40:13,960 --> 00:40:16,519
over the place looking at that. You know, it wouldn't

848
00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:16,840
be for him.

849
00:40:16,880 --> 00:40:18,519
Speaker 2: I think he would. I think he would respect it

850
00:40:18,559 --> 00:40:20,599
a little bit more than the dynamite men who just

851
00:40:20,639 --> 00:40:21,480
would blow a thing up.

852
00:40:21,519 --> 00:40:21,679
Speaker 3: I do.

853
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 2: I do appreciate that, But I think you're right. I

854
00:40:25,519 --> 00:40:28,039
think he would kind of it. Would you know? It

855
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:30,559
would be like watching your beloved ex girlfriend who you

856
00:40:30,639 --> 00:40:32,400
always had a thing for, just like shack up with

857
00:40:32,480 --> 00:40:36,199
some sour faced, fucking ignorance jail.

858
00:40:36,480 --> 00:40:38,400
Speaker 3: It'd be like the love your life and your watch

859
00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:43,440
and just her taking a train of eight guys and

860
00:40:43,599 --> 00:40:45,440
you have to stand there and watch the whole thing.

861
00:40:45,519 --> 00:40:47,440
Speaker 2: You're like, she used to be lovely, She used to

862
00:40:47,480 --> 00:40:47,800
be lovely.

863
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:50,760
Speaker 3: She's fucking ruined.

864
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:55,079
Speaker 2: No great, Yeah, five trucks, one off the other. Well listen,

865
00:40:55,119 --> 00:40:58,280
there you go. You may be this lad again if

866
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,960
you live. But in fairness, if you're next, don kills you,

867
00:41:01,039 --> 00:41:05,559
we'll probably tow you honesty. Yeah, well, Tom, let's get

868
00:41:05,599 --> 00:41:07,960
off Ugani. Let's let's move on. Let's move into the

869
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,760
past and into the future with the final st shoulders yep,

870
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,760
where both you and I take a look back over

871
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,400
our long and very lives. Because we're not young men,

872
00:41:16,559 --> 00:41:18,280
don't you know, we've seen a lot of shit in

873
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,159
our forty some odd years on this planet. We reminisce

874
00:41:21,199 --> 00:41:24,199
about it in a segment that we called we Remember

875
00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:27,559
When when I was a young lad twenty or thirty

876
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:30,039
or forty years ago, this one.

877
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:32,800
Speaker 3: I'm glad to get in on this filla before he

878
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,400
buys the farm. You know, the kind of way it's

879
00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,800
it's nearly there's more honoring and honoring than than in

880
00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,559
one way where we're going, oh shit, yeah, we should

881
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,280
have mentioned, we should have talked about this guy because

882
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:43,800
he's been in our lives, all of our lives.

883
00:41:43,880 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: All of our lives, that's the thing. And indeed he

884
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:47,519
could have been this lad this week. But you know

885
00:41:47,599 --> 00:41:49,280
we had that. We we had this lads to spare

886
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:54,400
this week and it just fit to say hello and

887
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,239
happy birthday, Happy one hundredth birthday this year to Sir

888
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:01,039
David Attenborough. Proof if proof or needed that not all

889
00:42:01,119 --> 00:42:05,639
Brits are bad. Ah, there's not a good one here

890
00:42:05,679 --> 00:42:07,480
and there right everybody.

891
00:42:07,599 --> 00:42:10,280
Speaker 3: He's he's right up there with the Michael D. Higgins,

892
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,159
isn't he like everybody that he's been in your life

893
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,840
so long? And he's just every person as a war

894
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,239
has a side. There's nobody has a bad word to say,

895
00:42:19,559 --> 00:42:19,760
you know.

896
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,239
Speaker 2: No, and and and it's you know, gotta tell you.

897
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,119
For having worked in the BBC since the early sixties,

898
00:42:25,159 --> 00:42:27,320
all through the seventies and eighties and nineties, tom, let

899
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:29,559
me tell you one thing. I was in with a

900
00:42:29,639 --> 00:42:32,679
bad lot, but you see it came out the other

901
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:35,199
side without But I suppose he wasn't present on top

902
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:36,519
of the pops at the same time, he's not going

903
00:42:36,559 --> 00:42:37,840
to molest anyone on the fucking.

904
00:42:37,679 --> 00:42:40,840
Speaker 3: Savannah's the thing? Why yeah, why he wasn't You see

905
00:42:40,920 --> 00:42:44,280
he was after reservation, you see, literally like he was

906
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,760
in you know, he's in deepest dark as Peru.

907
00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: So you mean to say that if you had a

908
00:42:49,039 --> 00:42:53,119
desk job in the BB. Here we are young girls

909
00:42:53,159 --> 00:42:55,679
coming to top of the pups. Here we are if

910
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:00,400
here we are if the old you tree hitting to

911
00:43:00,519 --> 00:43:02,360
jail for the rest of my natural life.

912
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:05,800
Speaker 3: What what's that? It was that glittering and oh it's

913
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:07,840
Gary glitter. Yeah, no it is here.

914
00:43:07,920 --> 00:43:10,400
Speaker 2: I am getting stabbed in a prison kitchen.

915
00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,039
Speaker 3: With a.

916
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 2: Shop tooth.

917
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,639
Speaker 3: The bar is on the floor, by the way.

918
00:43:17,719 --> 00:43:20,440
Speaker 2: When your first thing is well he was. He wasn't lifting,

919
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:24,239
He wasn't a milester, but he was so much more.

920
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:27,480
David Attenborough turned one hundred this year. He would have

921
00:43:27,519 --> 00:43:30,639
been this lad for turning one hundred. But again Dick

922
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:34,239
van Dyke turned a hundred and was this lad. But

923
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:36,199
we didn't remember much about Dick van Dyke because he

924
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:37,440
wasn't really you know.

925
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,519
Speaker 3: He was he was He jumped into our lives and

926
00:43:39,800 --> 00:43:42,480
here and there, but he is Richard.

927
00:43:43,360 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've done it there again, you call Richard. There's

928
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:48,519
there's the second little.

929
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:49,039
Speaker 3: Back to the second.

930
00:43:49,119 --> 00:43:53,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, David Attenborough was on TV every week since the

931
00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:59,039
day we were fucking born son. Yeah, yeah, that's you know,

932
00:43:59,320 --> 00:44:02,920
you all know probably as the presenter of Blue Planet

933
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,400
or Planet Earth or all these kinds of things. But

934
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,159
back in the day he was the voice and a

935
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:13,519
presenter of Wildlife on One, which was like every Sunday

936
00:44:14,039 --> 00:44:16,679
on BBC, and it was in a time when no,

937
00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:20,559
you didn't have the National Geographic or the History Channel

938
00:44:20,559 --> 00:44:22,079
ant like that. If you were going to see a

939
00:44:22,119 --> 00:44:24,880
wild animal, it was either in Dublin Zoo or it

940
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:25,880
was on Wildlife on One.

941
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:32,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's he had what I think was separated him

942
00:44:32,519 --> 00:44:34,360
because I listened to a few, like there's a great

943
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:38,719
one about wild Romania with Stanley Tucci, who was a

944
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,400
great voice too, right, But Stanley Tucci is a great

945
00:44:41,480 --> 00:44:44,039
voice and you dissent him cooking pasta or whatever. But

946
00:44:44,119 --> 00:44:47,679
there's something about David Edinburgh's voice where you know that

947
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:51,519
fella has been watching you know, a field mouse for

948
00:44:51,679 --> 00:44:53,000
three weeks. You know what?

949
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 2: You know what it sounds like when David Attenborough speaks.

950
00:44:56,079 --> 00:44:57,639
And this is what always got me as a child.

951
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,159
This is why it became like more of a reminist.

952
00:44:59,199 --> 00:45:02,239
Happy birth to mister Attenburgh, Sir Attinburgh, by the way,

953
00:45:02,960 --> 00:45:05,280
by all means, but you know, we're going to talk

954
00:45:05,280 --> 00:45:08,679
about how we experienced you as young men. As a

955
00:45:08,800 --> 00:45:13,280
young child. Just by the way David Attenborough spoke, I

956
00:45:13,519 --> 00:45:16,719
always one believed that he was in the field at

957
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:19,159
the time and had to speak that low because the

958
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,840
animals were all right, yeah, yeah.

959
00:45:20,679 --> 00:45:21,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.

960
00:45:21,159 --> 00:45:21,440
Speaker 2: You see.

961
00:45:21,440 --> 00:45:24,280
Speaker 3: It's like there's a there's a similar thing that happens

962
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:29,000
right in in Rugby, and you'll hear the presenters.

963
00:45:28,559 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 2: Go quiet doing golf as well.

964
00:45:30,840 --> 00:45:34,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, shoot, well you're seeing golf. They are quite close

965
00:45:34,119 --> 00:45:38,119
to the right up to he's about to hit the ball.

966
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:41,239
Well in Rugby, the way up in the standby up

967
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:43,239
there you can show all you want and if they do,

968
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:45,599
they whispered, they turn out, and I think David Attenberg

969
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:47,239
might have actually done that to him, you know, the

970
00:45:47,360 --> 00:45:50,119
kind of way, because now you see cute out he cut.

971
00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:52,079
They cut back to him every so often, and they'd

972
00:45:52,159 --> 00:45:56,199
be with and here we are with a chimpanzee climbing

973
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,559
over the back of my head. Who's about to peel

974
00:45:58,639 --> 00:46:01,239
my fucking scalp off if he's not shot in the

975
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:04,440
head by the ranger that you can't see just behind

976
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:07,880
the camera. You know, there was no doubt there was

977
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:09,920
a load. I'm not saying it was skull dougeryot to

978
00:46:09,960 --> 00:46:13,840
make good good, good TV. But there's no way there's

979
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:16,400
a silver back. But I think he's fucking hair behind

980
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:20,119
them without two rangers have that fucking thing in their sights,

981
00:46:20,239 --> 00:46:22,159
like you know what, they're about to blow its head off, like.

982
00:46:22,719 --> 00:46:24,639
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and it's it's kind of like, I

983
00:46:24,679 --> 00:46:27,199
guess the nearest equivalent for our friends across the pond

984
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:29,960
would be how Bob Ross talks when he's doing his painting.

985
00:46:30,519 --> 00:46:34,000
That has informed her everybody a little bit of career there.

986
00:46:34,159 --> 00:46:35,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the way.

987
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 2: David Attenborough talks has kind of colored how Nature documentary

988
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:42,400
the last.

989
00:46:42,360 --> 00:46:45,000
Speaker 3: Every one of them, every single one of them, And

990
00:46:45,159 --> 00:46:49,039
sometimes that can that can be kind of misplaced I suppose,

991
00:46:51,559 --> 00:46:55,159
credence or misplaced kind of applaud but like there's no

992
00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:59,559
taken away. He's like he's still banging out like he

993
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,800
was at the cotting edge of all the latest camera stuff.

994
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,039
Speaker 2: Well that's what I wanted. That's actually what I wanted

995
00:47:05,039 --> 00:47:06,519
to talk to you, because yeah, I think to say, yeah,

996
00:47:06,519 --> 00:47:09,519
you know, this man watched animals and documentaries and all

997
00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:12,880
that kind of thing. He wasn't with respect, mister Attenborough.

998
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:16,880
Sir Attenborough, you weren't manning the phantom camera that was

999
00:47:16,960 --> 00:47:20,119
capturing photography that no human being had ever seen before,

1000
00:47:20,519 --> 00:47:26,880
like macro photography of insects and uh, time lapse photography

1001
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,199
of plants. That was a big one for me. When

1002
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:30,960
I was about fourteen or fifteen. He came out with

1003
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,639
the Secret Life of Plants and there was this time

1004
00:47:33,719 --> 00:47:37,400
lapse photography of how a flower grows and I looked

1005
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:39,519
like fucking aliens man, like it was it was all this.

1006
00:47:41,280 --> 00:47:44,079
Speaker 3: He actually after that one, the Secret Life of Plants,

1007
00:47:44,639 --> 00:47:49,159
he like he there was a plant, there was a

1008
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:51,000
couple of plants. I think on that one, like there's

1009
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:54,559
there's fifty animals and plants named after him. Oh yeah,

1010
00:47:54,719 --> 00:47:58,239
he like like from his TV shows alone. That's how

1011
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,239
well he got acrost because obviously he would have all

1012
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,519
his own writing and stuff like that. So your inca

1013
00:48:03,559 --> 00:48:06,599
hoots with an unbelievable director of photography who can do

1014
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,320
these things. So you're going, what could we get a

1015
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,320
plan to you? Man, I'll have to sit out for

1016
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:13,280
a week like well, and and and.

1017
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,039
Speaker 2: To be honest, and you know, it's it's a it's

1018
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:17,599
a giant effort. It's it's it's the BBC as well,

1019
00:48:17,639 --> 00:48:20,519
of course doing the best to create.

1020
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 3: This when they're not molested in anybody, like.

1021
00:48:22,079 --> 00:48:24,760
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, when they're not covering things up. The BBC

1022
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,280
want to create stunning photography. And someone comes along goes,

1023
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,159
you know what, if you give us this amount of money,

1024
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:32,719
we'll create a camera system and we'll create technology that

1025
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:37,320
will change the world of animal photography. And they're like,

1026
00:48:37,679 --> 00:48:39,440
I don't know, I don't know, sounds a bit expensive.

1027
00:48:40,199 --> 00:48:44,039
David Adenburg wants to voice over green light, get the check,

1028
00:48:44,079 --> 00:48:45,599
but green light there you go, that's.

1029
00:48:47,079 --> 00:48:47,360
Speaker 3: Agree.

1030
00:48:48,039 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 2: And and there's technologies that were developed over our lifetimes

1031
00:48:52,159 --> 00:48:54,239
that are still in use today when it comes to

1032
00:48:54,519 --> 00:49:00,679
capturing boards and flight seals, getting jumped by or because.

1033
00:49:01,199 --> 00:49:05,519
Speaker 3: There really is like I mean, there's sometimes you can

1034
00:49:05,599 --> 00:49:08,039
nearly wax over and go, oh yeah it is what

1035
00:49:08,159 --> 00:49:10,599
it is, like you likes the ken Burns like, there's

1036
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:14,360
literally a technique in how if I was to edit

1037
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,679
the video we have right now in Final Call, there

1038
00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,719
is a ken Burns effect. There is a David Edinburgh

1039
00:49:20,719 --> 00:49:23,239
effect for things now when you're a video, like there's

1040
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,639
almost nobody breaking real ground. Now it's with Ai again

1041
00:49:26,639 --> 00:49:29,679
and stuff like that. But he broke some unbelievable ground

1042
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:33,119
as a broadcaster first and he I just want because

1043
00:49:33,159 --> 00:49:35,920
I will forget it. But here's an interesting fact, fature.

1044
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:40,079
Do you know tennis balls are the color they are

1045
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,679
because of it? David Atinburgh, go on, tell me sorry,

1046
00:49:44,119 --> 00:49:47,239
So when they came when tennis was played on tilly

1047
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,360
first right, it was played in black and white. When

1048
00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:54,320
we say Wimbledon was on finest ball, white lines, black

1049
00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:59,159
pitch or black court, white ball, no bother. But when

1050
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:03,360
it came to color, he had noticed. He went, geeus,

1051
00:50:03,639 --> 00:50:05,920
I'm watching this through the camerals and I'll be honest

1052
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,119
with you, the whites that they're wearing, because you've gotta

1053
00:50:08,119 --> 00:50:10,239
wear whites and women of course, and Roland Garrison and

1054
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,159
all the rest. I think there's a couple where you've

1055
00:50:12,159 --> 00:50:14,480
got to wear whites. But the big problem was when

1056
00:50:14,519 --> 00:50:16,119
the white ball would hit the white line.

1057
00:50:16,719 --> 00:50:17,360
Speaker 2: You couldn't see it.

1058
00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:19,599
Speaker 3: You couldn't see if it was out, and he wanted

1059
00:50:19,599 --> 00:50:21,559
people to be really involved and not just take the

1060
00:50:21,639 --> 00:50:24,280
umpires to call on it. So he went, so they

1061
00:50:24,360 --> 00:50:26,440
take so they because he had even the power in

1062
00:50:26,559 --> 00:50:29,880
this in the sixties maybe seventies, whenever a turn color

1063
00:50:30,400 --> 00:50:33,000
the power of data David Attenborough, they went, okay, let's

1064
00:50:33,119 --> 00:50:36,239
trial that around the country and see who reacts best.

1065
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:41,119
So they tried like bright, bright green, bright, pink, bright red,

1066
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:44,079
and they settled on and I would classify as kind

1067
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:48,000
of greedy, but it is. It's it's luminous yellow is

1068
00:50:48,039 --> 00:50:50,000
what they're calling it tennis balls, and.

1069
00:50:50,119 --> 00:50:52,199
Speaker 2: That's why it's tennis ball. Yellow is what it is.

1070
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:52,800
That's exactly.

1071
00:50:52,920 --> 00:50:56,119
Speaker 3: There's no other color like it. But it's all down

1072
00:50:56,159 --> 00:50:58,159
to him and him go and when they finally and

1073
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:01,440
the reaction from people at home, oh, this is excellent,

1074
00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,719
television numbers went up and all because they were like, well,

1075
00:51:05,800 --> 00:51:08,519
this makes perfect sense. The ball is luminous. I can

1076
00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:10,760
see it now thanks to mister Dean Attborough.

1077
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,960
Speaker 2: There was another bit of trivia as well, Tom which

1078
00:51:12,960 --> 00:51:15,320
I always suspected but for some reason never bothered to

1079
00:51:15,360 --> 00:51:15,760
look up.

1080
00:51:16,800 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 3: But I told you his brother. Yeah, I told you.

1081
00:51:19,440 --> 00:51:21,320
You were like, fuck off, He's not, is he? And

1082
00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,079
there we loan and behold this just before we started recording,

1083
00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:27,000
like did you know? And I feel so sentage stupid.

1084
00:51:27,079 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 2: I mean they're like, you know, I'm like it was

1085
00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,800
like all this time, I was like, Janet Jackson, I

1086
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:37,760
wonder is she any relation to Michael? Go and tell

1087
00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:38,519
him who does it?

1088
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:42,039
Speaker 3: So he is? Of course he was. He's the head

1089
00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:45,119
of Jurassic Park Island with his little uh you know,

1090
00:51:45,239 --> 00:51:48,239
his his his amber cane with that where he sucked

1091
00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,440
out the watchm call it the mosquitoes blood and got

1092
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,199
the first DNA of the first dinosaur and stuff. He

1093
00:51:54,320 --> 00:51:58,840
was also Santa Claus in Miracle on thirty four Street.

1094
00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,559
He was in was he the Great Escape as well?

1095
00:52:02,679 --> 00:52:05,599
Good looking sharp man back in the day as well.

1096
00:52:05,639 --> 00:52:07,880
But you're talking about a family of high achievers, and

1097
00:52:08,000 --> 00:52:10,159
you couldn't say one got the leg up as a

1098
00:52:10,199 --> 00:52:12,920
result of the other in the base, because if they did,

1099
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,840
they fucking took the ball and regular they both excelled

1100
00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:17,800
at what they were good at. Like, but I do

1101
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:21,079
think he had a keen interest in the brothers work

1102
00:52:21,119 --> 00:52:23,119
as well, because he's like, what's fu David Edinburgh and

1103
00:52:23,119 --> 00:52:25,159
I get to go along to Kenya for a month,

1104
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,440
you know, to look at leopards or look at you know,

1105
00:52:27,880 --> 00:52:29,800
cool well again, less we.

1106
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:33,039
Speaker 2: Forget it wasn't like, you know, wildlife documentaries were looking

1107
00:52:33,119 --> 00:52:35,360
for hosts and David Attenborough put his hand.

1108
00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:35,599
Speaker 3: Up for it.

1109
00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:39,480
Speaker 2: David Attenburgh was a zoologist and a botanist and all

1110
00:52:39,519 --> 00:52:45,400
these things and wildlife programs. Tom where the thing when

1111
00:52:45,440 --> 00:52:48,000
he started out? Because lest we forget, this man is

1112
00:52:48,039 --> 00:52:49,840
one hundred fucking years old.

1113
00:52:50,280 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say one hundred is such an easy number

1114
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,639
to say. He was born in nineteen twenty six, lads,

1115
00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:57,440
nineteen twenty six.

1116
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:01,320
Speaker 2: He dodged the draft twice twice.

1117
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 3: He dodged the draft twice, but he in nineteen twenty six.

1118
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:08,840
So when you hear hear a number like this, like

1119
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,000
what hold on?

1120
00:53:10,199 --> 00:53:10,239
Speaker 2: What?

1121
00:53:11,119 --> 00:53:15,559
Speaker 3: Like Ireland had only just gained his freedom when he

1122
00:53:15,679 --> 00:53:17,039
was born, Do you know what I mean?

1123
00:53:17,159 --> 00:53:18,199
Speaker 1: World War One.

1124
00:53:18,199 --> 00:53:21,480
Speaker 3: Hadn't even fucking hadn't even wasn't even moved at the time.

1125
00:53:21,719 --> 00:53:23,320
Oh no, sorry it was. It was a bigger part

1126
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,079
World War one would have had.

1127
00:53:25,599 --> 00:53:27,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, world War World War draft one time.

1128
00:53:28,199 --> 00:53:31,559
Speaker 3: Was it the Boer War? I was thinking of maybe, Yeah,

1129
00:53:32,039 --> 00:53:32,800
he dodged that one.

1130
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:35,800
Speaker 2: Not for me. You know, I'm all about the zoology

1131
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:36,880
here from going down to Africa.

1132
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:39,400
Speaker 3: I want to go down and photograph the lions.

1133
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:43,159
Speaker 2: The and and you know, we could we could probably

1134
00:53:43,199 --> 00:53:46,440
talk all night about wonderful things we've seen or how

1135
00:53:46,519 --> 00:53:49,119
tom people talk about when they were very, very small

1136
00:53:49,199 --> 00:53:52,079
and they saw Bombi's mother getting killed and that was

1137
00:53:52,119 --> 00:53:54,880
a dreadful moment for them. I'm like, no, you want

1138
00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:56,960
to watch Wildlife on one on a Sunday evening and

1139
00:53:57,039 --> 00:53:59,800
watch a baby gazelle get chased down by a cheetah

1140
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:02,440
and torn apart at seven o'clock and you would fucking

1141
00:54:02,440 --> 00:54:03,159
school in the morning.

1142
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:04,840
Speaker 3: Do you know what, though, I tell you one thing

1143
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:08,320
like it gave you a great understanding of that nature

1144
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:10,719
town nasty motherfucker because he didn't cover it up. It

1145
00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:15,159
was just amazingly well shot. It was beyond the latest

1146
00:54:15,199 --> 00:54:17,480
and way ahead of his time with the gear they

1147
00:54:17,519 --> 00:54:22,639
were using. And of course he's given this beautiful like

1148
00:54:23,519 --> 00:54:27,760
non inflectioned, non emotional but at the same time kind

1149
00:54:27,800 --> 00:54:32,199
of warm grandad sound two like you said a Springbok

1150
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:37,920
having its fucking gollot opened up by some ferocious fu beast,

1151
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:38,760
you know what I mean.

1152
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 2: Here we have an endangered eagle feeding its chicks, the

1153
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:48,920
three mammaining chicks in the whole world, and one takes

1154
00:54:48,920 --> 00:54:51,480
a step out to take its first flight, but sadly

1155
00:54:52,239 --> 00:54:54,360
it has done it too early and it plummets to

1156
00:54:54,440 --> 00:54:57,679
the rocks below. Now there are only two baby eagles

1157
00:54:57,760 --> 00:55:00,559
left in the world, and this is move on.

1158
00:55:01,079 --> 00:55:04,199
Speaker 3: He's just like, well, well that's that's neat he got.

1159
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:08,159
Speaker 2: We just record he got.

1160
00:55:10,239 --> 00:55:14,239
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, he got. He just got nature, and he

1161
00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:16,920
got it across towards something brilliant. And like you said,

1162
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:20,960
so many other nature programs like you know a secret,

1163
00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:23,079
like Life of Cats and these things where they follow

1164
00:55:23,119 --> 00:55:26,400
a cat around the city. For like there's one where

1165
00:55:26,440 --> 00:55:29,320
Laurence Fishburne, not a great voice, you know, follows this

1166
00:55:29,639 --> 00:55:31,679
mouse and they tell the story nearly like he's a

1167
00:55:31,800 --> 00:55:34,039
it's a Western and he's battling against rats.

1168
00:55:34,079 --> 00:55:36,360
Speaker 2: And I will say that was another one with with

1169
00:55:36,519 --> 00:55:40,239
David Attenboro. Just when you thought you're like, all right, okay,

1170
00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:43,199
we've been watching Wildlife on one for thirty some odd years,

1171
00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:45,480
and I stress, like this man was like sixty when

1172
00:55:45,519 --> 00:55:47,840
we were born, so like he's the oldest fuck and

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we've like he doesn't appear to have quit in my life.

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The like if you tell me that he's a new

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show coming out next week, I believe.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on ending for an energy and fairness to

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him and still as sharp as a knife.

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Speaker 2: Like, well you you get to it and you're there, like, well,

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00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:05,119
you know what I want to tell you? It all right, Edinburgh,

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00:56:05,320 --> 00:56:06,159
What have you got from me?

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00:56:06,239 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 1: Now?

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00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,760
Speaker 2: You've shown me pets, and you've shown me cats, and

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00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:11,039
you've shown me elephants and donkeys and all this kind

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00:56:11,039 --> 00:56:13,599
of thing. What have you left? What have you left?

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00:56:13,599 --> 00:56:15,280
What are you going to point a fancy camera at now?

1186
00:56:15,559 --> 00:56:18,320
It was like, well, hello, I'm David Atmburrah and welcome

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00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,840
to Blue Planet, where we're going under the water to

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00:56:20,960 --> 00:56:22,880
see what's in the ocean. I'm like, you son of

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a bitch, I mean, and.

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Speaker 3: You think, okay, let's have a look under the ocean

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because we've been looking at everything on land. And then

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all of a sudden he goes, hello, David, Maria, we're

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going to travel back in time and look at the dinosaurs.

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Speaker 2: David, what are your chamber. Here the Secret life of Amieba's.

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Speaker 3: I'm on the Moon as we look at nothingness and

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I'm I may as well tell you I am the

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first person on the moon. Here comes to the tinfoil hatcher.

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00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,599
David Hatbur is the why do I look like Hershey? Kids?

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Speaker 2: Why does it look like it just sits? It suits

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00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:01,760
you so well?

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Speaker 3: It does actually doesn't. I'm on the moon, the first

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00:57:06,599 --> 00:57:10,119
person to ever stand on the moon. He holds the

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00:57:10,280 --> 00:57:12,639
travel record. Did you know that your While.

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00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 2: He's the most well traveled person well in the world.

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Speaker 3: While I don't know what timeline they've they've measured this under.

1206
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,039
But while I'm guessing for one gig, do you get me?

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00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:25,599
While filming The Life of Boards, he traveled over two

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00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,360
hundred and fifty six thousand miles, the equivalent of circling

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the globe ten times.

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Speaker 2: She's like, you know all? While again it must be said, while.

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Speaker 3: He was like seventy years of age, I picked the

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00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,760
amount of fags he would have to pick up a

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duty free for friends, and that that one.

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00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:48,239
Speaker 2: Wasn't worth as while taking as compression sucks all he

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00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,559
does leave them on for the sake Tom. Happy birth

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00:57:51,559 --> 00:57:54,079
to mister Attenborough and uh, this fuck's going to head

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00:57:54,079 --> 00:57:55,239
live us. I gotta tell you that much.

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Speaker 3: Is he going to outlive you the.

1219
00:57:57,960 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 2: Audience of the commentary show. Let's find out there's no

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on our social media pages such as Instagram at Tom

1221
00:58:04,199 --> 00:58:06,360
and Jerry show Tom with a Tea Jerry with a

1222
00:58:06,440 --> 00:58:08,760
g will get us over On Instagram. The only place

1223
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:12,159
for you to find Tom and Jerry Goodness, you can

1224
00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:14,760
find me at Jerry McBride over on Blue Sky, Tom

1225
00:58:14,800 --> 00:58:17,679
oh Man, He's hot choice is Instagram, where we have

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one actual listener question for this week. Tom pal Chip

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00:58:22,199 --> 00:58:24,280
the painter here chips in as he's known to do.

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He asks, what is your favorite tool in the tool collection? Tom?

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00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:29,639
Not the most useful? Just a fit.

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Speaker 3: God, that's it. That's killing your babies, Like, isn't it?

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00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,960
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's it's It's hard to say,

1232
00:58:39,000 --> 00:58:40,880
isn't it. I can tell you that one of my

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00:58:40,960 --> 00:58:43,360
favorite tools is my trusty measureing tape. I've had this

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00:58:43,519 --> 00:58:46,480
particular measure tape in my hand right now, Tom for

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around about twelve years or thereabouts. Sits in the hand

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00:58:50,639 --> 00:58:54,079
rise good weight eight meters measure all I ever want

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00:58:54,119 --> 00:58:56,639
to measure, still got a spring to it. That's my

1238
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:59,280
favorite item in the tool case there and the one

1239
00:58:59,320 --> 00:59:02,000
I use the most measuring ship and cutting it wrong.

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Speaker 3: I I would argue with myself on this, and I'd say, oh,

1241
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,000
it's a clawhammer that I had that I got off

1242
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:11,079
my grandfather and wouldn't handle one heckory handled and perfect

1243
00:59:11,119 --> 00:59:16,159
balance like it's I've got fancies, you know, you know

1244
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:19,280
wing hammers that are just unbelieving. You can you can?

1245
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:22,039
You know you could sit nail nail and put a

1246
00:59:22,119 --> 00:59:24,039
nail on one end, and I've got two of those.

1247
00:59:24,119 --> 00:59:26,880
I've got a lump hammer. I always love a club hammer,

1248
00:59:26,920 --> 00:59:29,199
and I'd say, oh, yeah, this clawhammer. But the truth

1249
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:33,360
be told, I'm always comfortable heading into any task with

1250
00:59:33,480 --> 00:59:37,239
my fat, fat Max Stanley knife. I don't I don't know,

1251
00:59:37,440 --> 00:59:40,480
just sits in the hand. Do you know? Now?

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00:59:40,559 --> 00:59:42,400
Speaker 2: If you tell me what my favorite tool is, not

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00:59:42,639 --> 00:59:45,440
necessarily of mine in my project possession, just as a

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00:59:45,519 --> 00:59:48,039
piece of machinery that I love and have loved since

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00:59:48,079 --> 00:59:49,800
I was a child, I would tell you that it's

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00:59:49,800 --> 00:59:54,119
a pair of ice scripts, proper ten hour ice scripts small.

1257
00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,519
I would like play with a pair of ice scripts yeah,

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00:59:56,519 --> 00:59:57,559
I was obsessed with them.

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Speaker 3: Believe it's much in your own finger. You go, how

1260
01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,000
much more can I close? And yeah, how much more

1261
01:00:03,079 --> 01:00:04,400
can I close in this? Yeah? Yeah?

1262
01:00:04,599 --> 01:00:06,719
Speaker 2: Or like how how can how tight can I close this?

1263
01:00:06,920 --> 01:00:09,320
And if I can close it and it closes, and

1264
01:00:09,400 --> 01:00:11,039
then you open it and you just turn the screen

1265
01:00:11,119 --> 01:00:13,960
it just a little bit more. There's a little half

1266
01:00:14,039 --> 01:00:15,519
a thread more and see if you can close on that.

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01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:20,800
Hours of fun the farmer folks, what's your favorite tool

1268
01:00:20,840 --> 01:00:23,679
in the tool shed? Please let us know on those

1269
01:00:23,719 --> 01:00:26,000
social media pages, Tom Walls, we want.

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Speaker 3: While we're here and have you and if it's your

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01:00:27,880 --> 01:00:29,800
if by chance your first time of for whatever reason

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01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:31,880
you haven't done it, go ahead and hit subscribe. Hit

1273
01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:34,360
the bell as well, the bell I can. Like Jerry said,

1274
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:37,159
we you can now comment on things like Instagram. Obviously

1275
01:00:37,519 --> 01:00:39,880
comment on Instagram, but you didn't comment now in Spotify.

1276
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:42,920
So if it's underneath a acting even shake on the

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On the last episode, we do get pulled up everyone,

1278
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and I love actually getting pulled up by people. Go

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01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,599
while I was there in fair If we don't get

1280
01:00:49,599 --> 01:00:52,519
too many pedantic patricks, you know what I mean of patricians,

1281
01:00:52,559 --> 01:00:54,800
We get going, I think you find we get very

1282
01:00:54,840 --> 01:00:57,519
few of those people know that it's mostly fucking bullshit

1283
01:00:57,519 --> 01:00:59,559
flown out of our fucking eyes and ears a mouth,

1284
01:01:00,039 --> 01:01:00,840
so for the most powerful.

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01:01:01,559 --> 01:01:03,840
Speaker 2: Just today learned that Richard Attenborough was David Atenborough.

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01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:06,639
Speaker 3: There you go, and I did not know, so don't don't.

1287
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:08,679
Don't you know? People know not to come to us

1288
01:01:08,679 --> 01:01:10,760
for the expertise. Do you know what I mean? They do?

1289
01:01:11,039 --> 01:01:13,880
They know it's just as well to just go along

1290
01:01:13,880 --> 01:01:15,440
with the lads on this one and not pull u up.

1291
01:01:15,480 --> 01:01:17,480
So normally you can leave a comment. Go ahead, leave

1292
01:01:17,480 --> 01:01:19,000
a comment if you're of the same opinion, or if

1293
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,559
you know something that we didn't know, which is highly likely,

1294
01:01:21,880 --> 01:01:24,440
go ahead leave a comment. If you son of a bitch.

1295
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:26,239
Speaker 2: There was some comments on the on the Spotify from

1296
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,599
last week and will it come up for me right now? No,

1297
01:01:29,079 --> 01:01:30,400
But we didn't see them and we did like them.

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Speaker 3: It's very weird. Spotify has been very slow for me.

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01:01:32,719 --> 01:01:33,159
I've been trying.

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Speaker 2: They've changed something and it used to be like there

1301
01:01:35,800 --> 01:01:37,119
your comments were there, and that's changed.

1302
01:01:37,119 --> 01:01:39,800
Speaker 3: So it's the whole the whole thing has gone a

1303
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:42,639
bit squarely. But if you can, yeah, leave a comment.

1304
01:01:42,679 --> 01:01:45,119
If you can leave a five star review as well,

1305
01:01:45,199 --> 01:01:48,360
that would be unreal as for some reason, as you

1306
01:01:48,480 --> 01:01:50,400
say it now, Spotify is just frozen on me as

1307
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:51,000
I'm trying to open.

1308
01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 2: Maybe this is maybe this is the big one.

1309
01:01:53,639 --> 01:01:55,400
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, yeah, maybe it is the big one.

1310
01:01:55,880 --> 01:01:57,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another couple of days we get this episode.

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01:01:58,039 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 3: I know, Jesus Christ like it's it's hard lines the

1312
01:02:01,639 --> 01:02:03,719
no if. For some reason, I know there is comments

1313
01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,719
on it. And for some reason, I'm just telling you

1314
01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:07,199
to do something that I won't be able to see.

1315
01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:10,480
Speaker 2: I've got a blue notification that there's comments waiting on me.

1316
01:02:10,559 --> 01:02:13,159
This is gonna x me here what there's blue Christ

1317
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,480
right here. We'll figure it out for folks. We can

1318
01:02:17,559 --> 01:02:18,000
take it off there.

1319
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:21,159
Speaker 3: It's not good Radio Christ and Christ above. To all

1320
01:02:21,199 --> 01:02:22,920
the lovely people out there, thank you all very much

1321
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,599
for listen. I'm gon way to put my tin full

1322
01:02:24,599 --> 01:02:26,360
hat back on because I don't trust them, jerk. They're

1323
01:02:26,440 --> 01:02:28,119
trying to read my foot the thoughts, and.

1324
01:02:28,280 --> 01:02:29,840
Speaker 2: He's going to go and hide my laptop again.

1325
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:32,239
Speaker 3: That was fun today, That's what happened. It's it's them

1326
01:02:32,920 --> 01:02:35,000
hide in your laptop. It's them hide in your laptop,

1327
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:37,800
don't read my thoughts their mind. That's where I keep

1328
01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:40,079
on masking the live