Speaker 1: Hello, Tom, Hello Jerry Fredy a long time listener, first
time caller. Like they say, I know you've covered on
what the chimney based activity on the show. Well, I
watched a video Internet with a man knocking a chimney
in Russia that I'm like you to take a look at.
I'll think I'll have a bit to say about it.
I know I did keep up the good work, all right, Donald,
and did you get all that good man? Write that
out on a postcard to Tom and Jerry. I'm sure
you'll find the address somewhere. I'll see the.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, and welcome to a slightly delayed recording of
the Tom and Jerry Show with myself, Jerry McBride and Tom. O'Mahoney,
usually Tom every week something that hold us.
Speaker 3: Up to be fair to you, Yeah, you've a bit
of a dose. I to go Hurland train last night.
I think I pulled my pick. I'll teaching eight year
olds how to block it early, because of course I
got super intense into I thought it was fourteen myself
and yeah, lo and behold, I think well all day
I was convinced that I was having an art attack,
and then I realized no, that's just I pulled what
bit of mustit muscle I have?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, while trying to lord it over eight year olds
like seven year olds mostly to be honest with you,
but Jesus, they'll show.
Speaker 2: You normally every week. It may be like, you know,
we might be an hour later recording because Tom has
to chase goats about the place, or as he said,
there maybe the hourland train or something. Do you know
what helped me up to see nobody? What was? I
couldn't find my computer, like, okay, physically find.
Speaker 3: It's shady pines. Time for you? Do you remember shady
pines that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: You know computer, I mean laptop? Right?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Do you think I could find that here of a thing?
Speaker 3: What? It's not like a fucking box of matches.
Speaker 2: But it's not it's not like it used to be.
I don't want to jump into We remember when, yeah,
they used to be absolutely remember when they weren't so
fucking inconspicuous. It was hard to miss a thing.
Speaker 3: Are you that? Are you that much of a matter
of mystery that you're slooting around your own house and
you're like, where did I live? What am I like
to live? My ultra thin laptop.
Speaker 2: Ah No, And it's not even one of these super
that's the thing. It's not. It's not one of these
like super sexy whisper thin.
Speaker 3: Was it just open and you were looking at it
all the time, you know?
Speaker 2: That would have been that would have been a sign
of the times. Tom, All right, and it's fully open
on the kitchen catatrop And I say no, it was.
It was closed and in the school bag, and the
school bag was was put away. And that's where I
got okay, I will be yeah, okay, because I was
out and about earlier and I had the computer with
me and I put it in the school bag, and
I want it off.
Speaker 3: I just imagine you would the door the Explorers. So
the school bag, which is to be fair, nobody's gonna
rob that on you, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yes, once you grow up, you call it a backpack
or a business satchel. No, it's a school bag. It's
a school bag. Yeah. No, Like I said, I don't
want to go all we remember when, Tom, But I
do remember a time when the computer was a foot
deep and came in three bits speakers on it, and
it needed its own special desk and if if you
lost it, it meant you had been fucking robbed.
Speaker 3: And by the way, if anybody remember when mouse has
actually had a ball in them, Yes, yeah, York, I
swear to God, you can damn there knock a person out.
If you can hit, you can get if you can
get enough pace behind that fucking thing is a steel
or something in it, just to keep weight.
Speaker 2: It was about the density of a road bowl. If
it was a bigger it would be an actual You
could go road bowling with it.
Speaker 3: It was violence, And I don't know why I brought it,
brought that to people's attention, and they don't need to
know what. No, but if you ever find yourself in
a scenario where you need to beat somebody to death,
get off usof put one of those things in it, and.
Speaker 2: Go to your nineteen ninety five mouse collection, empty out
all the balls do, put them into a snock and
go crack some fucker.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you right now, there's eighty five percent of
the people listening to this. Have a drawer, have a box,
have a fucking one of those clear tubs. Fucking somewhere
in the in the garage, under the stairs, in the
attic that has more wires that are obsolete than the
like along with the odd mouse inside that.
Speaker 2: Well, that's I gotta tell you in that time. And
you know that I have the house fold of bits
and pieces of odds and sods and several of those boxes.
I don't think I have a mouse sold and it
has a ball, and buddy I have and but it
was bluetoothed, all right, but it had a bad ball.
Speaker 3: He had a ball in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
fucking thing if you use it now, like do you
know where our patients for a time on phones and
stuff like that? If it's not instantaneous, we're like, what
the fuck? There was like a half second in this
and I remember having to use it a couple of
years ago and I was, oh, horrified, what is it?
Delay on this? Shut up, you fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: You know again, we don't want to go we remember
when we don't want to burn too much content of this,
but I do remember your mouse would only work if
you use it on a special little mouse car. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
a little a little mouse match to to give the
traction it needed.
Speaker 3: I want you to get a photograph, chrip, because I'm
just because ourself is figuring we're getting too into conspiracies
and stuff like that. So I've i've she made me
want this, and just from a mustache, she made me.
So this is not a great podcast audio, folks, It's not.
It's not, But this is I've gone for a tinfoil
mustache cover and a tinfoil hat, so I'll be selling
those after the podcast out of the book from my
car if anybody wants to cull over.
Speaker 2: This is pretty much the last day. Is the whole
Cogan that I'm looking at here, But come here, Tom.
We can do this all evening. And we have threatened
someday that we'll come in to do the show and
just fucking ramble for an hour at this crack. That
day is not day, but it's coming. We're going to
launch into the show proper itself. As you all know,
we're two comedians, Tom working me lapped we jip job
every week on The Tom and Jerry Show through several
segments and bits and pieces, the first of which is
where we take a look at the big news from
the week, the scuttlebush, the ruckus, the weekly, what have you.
Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
lot of a lot of outs a lot of what
have you.
Speaker 1: And uh, a lot of strands to keep in my head.
Speaker 2: Man, antavirus, jair, you thought it was safe to go
back in the water.
Speaker 3: Oh jeseus, what am I telling people the whole time?
Filling into fuck don't see filling into don't go near
the bastard thing. The viruses show up on it apparently,
So I'm just saying, had you not been on that
boat leads, you might have avoided the new Well, it's
not news. This is the thing.
Speaker 2: It's not even the nothing new on this are there
might be different models and variants and strains and all
all these words we had forgotten about over the last
five years. But the hand virus and not that, not
to get too grim too quick, but handed virus is
what Gene Hackman's wife died of there a couple of
years ago.
Speaker 3: Is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she died a hand of virus. And then he,
God love him, couldn't take care of himself. And subsequently,
like I say, we don't get deep on the Tom
and Jerry Show, But that was the first time I
ever heard anti virus, never heard of it. Yeah, it's
a real Yeah, I don't funk around. It's let's see
if we can get ten minutes of comedy out of
this one time.
Speaker 3: Right. So I I I had heard of it obviously
as soon as the I. For some reason, I thought
it was pronounced differently. But it is. It's handed virus,
and I knew no if there was what if we
read it, I was like hand of God, handa virus
and virus, but I knew something to do with because
I then triggered an old memory that there was soldiers
got it during the Korean War. Yeah, in the fifties,
and that's where it was established in rodents and rats.
And I've been carrying it for millennia apparently, but and
I'm sure probably killing people from millennia too, But it
was until the fifties. Silment hold on, I'm making a
connection here and between wets and eat. They found it, yes, infections,
as we.
Speaker 2: As we are known to do on the commentary show,
we kept pretty quiet about this for a little while.
The Haunted Virus cruise ship that had an outbreak and
several holiday goers who paid good money to go on
a cruise ship found themselves on quite an extended cruise
has released as enough recording today. Today people everybody's gone
to their countries of origins to quarantine and just make
sure that everybody's all right. Like I say, we sat
on this for a while. We could have talked about
this last week. It didn't because there's no guarantee that
these people were all going to make it out alive,
and we don't we don't joke about that kind of thing.
But everybody appears to have made it all safe and
sounds so.
Speaker 3: I don't think I know, well, you need you may
have missed something in the not everybody made it. Yeah.
A couple of people died, yeah serious, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have to read in three different things there as
a result of I got it, I.
Speaker 2: Got to stop using AI as Google. Yeah, yeah, google it,
and there.
Speaker 3: Was like everybody's a okay, that's Google for it is
nothing wrong with the world. No, ye had three people
who had what you call it a pre existing conditions
have passed away and there, well they have passed away
as a result of anything else. We don't know. But
everybody five or six other five sorry six people sorry
I read five from one country and six from my
daughter have contracted and tested positive. Everybody else tested negative
on the boat and the boat was called the Envy.
Speaker 2: My best to listen to you here, but like you know,
I'm just rapidly rewriting the three jokes I had written
for this.
Speaker 3: Now it's all right there. It is what it is.
It's a it's a anaro that happened, and it's this
is really what made the news, because I suppose if
it was a ship that just got a bit of
a dose, you brighten them in the news. But it did.
People fell fell properly ill as a result of it.
The actual doctor on board actually fell ill as well,
the crew doctor. But there was a chap happened to
be on board because this wasn't it cheap. This is
the thing. This wasn't one of those booze cruises. And
if anybody's wondering how it ended up ended up because
its last port was actually in tener Reef. If anybody's
reading this from earlier in the week.
Speaker 2: Which no disrespect to cruises, doesn't sound like a dear
cruise to go to tener Reef.
Speaker 3: It's not. But this was. This was a polar cruise ship.
And I'd say the lights of doctors and wealthy people
were the only ones who were allowed going at anyway,
because it kicked off from right down the bottom end
the arts of Argentina, like right that started.
Speaker 2: That sounds sounds quite aspendiab all right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so if you're starting in Argentina, you've got real
Patagonia jackets, do you know that kind of way?
Speaker 2: Yea.
Speaker 3: And if it is from what I think it's, it's
it's one of those ones where basically it's Arctic, it's
Arctic Antarctic, so the lues the summer in Antarctic and
our summer Antarctic and Antarctic. But it's like one of
those ones you go kayaking off of you you go
looking at whales and ship do you know.
Speaker 2: On occasion, on occasion, huge cruise ships pull into the
dock in Dublin, and if I'm in turn at the time,
you see these big, massive cruise ships. I remember one
pulled in one time and it had like a little
detachable submarine. Yeah that you could get into a submarine
and go under the water and have a look. Have
a look at the shopping trolley's in the liffy, you know,
just caught up and down the Liffee taking look at
all the shit and dead bodies of fucking dumped weapons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's that's the thing. This was.
This was on the smaller side scale. There was only
one hundred and seventy five people in it. Like so
somebod these I'll watch them calling some of these things
can get up to like four and five thousand people,
you know what I mean. Tit's out all you can
eat kind of fucking buffet things.
Speaker 2: Now, you know, like that kind of cruise ship. I
would not, I say this, be surprised that there would
be an outbreak of.
Speaker 3: Some exactly exist now and this this this crowd otherwise
envy hundreds in all fairness in the cruise the ocean
wide expeditions that have it. They did a decent name
on this particular ship. Anyway, it was known like as
it was. They didn't funk around, and they had what
they thought it was a pretty much a locked air
tight pest control scenario. But obviously a wet or something,
a ferret something carrying the bastard goes west, Yeah, broad
and exactly five will goes west, meerict, not going to
fucking America. Five we'll get off going to fireguard in Norway.
From imagine going top to bottom in a ship that
go top to bottom.
Speaker 2: And then going down to ten reef.
Speaker 3: Well on this, on this particular and get the funk
off the boat scenario this is I'll give you a
brief and then will we'll have a gandro how maybe
we might deal with the scenario or but forst the news,
but first the news exactly so kicked off in uh
Argentina headed on then fuck me, like ten days later
it was in and around on its way to I
suppose you're you're kind of between Africa and the America
is halfway across, and it's a Tristan.
Speaker 2: That's that's a ten day hike.
Speaker 3: It's a ten day on ah, Like you know, I
whacking along here now, I'd say that they're right out
into the it seems like the bottom the southern Southern
Atlantic Ocean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Argentina's further away than you think it really is.
Speaker 3: Jared, It's a good I mean, I know we like
to think about the Irish connection and stuff like that,
but it's Argentina.
Speaker 2: Yeah, saga Bara Ah, Yes, of course I talk about
escape Nazis shorts fled to Argentine. Would you believe.
Speaker 3: There's there's a bunch of Irish descendants. We'll get into
another time. So then so now we're up to uh
Saint Helena, which again is about half way up. I
would say Namibia. Opposite probably fucking someplace like Honduras. I'd say,
your house. It's get warmer now where they are.
Speaker 2: But they two people there the Paragonia jacket and.
Speaker 3: One of the people that didn't make it had to
be disembarked there flew them into South Africa. That was
the handiest place to go. Then onto Ascension Island. You know,
Accenion Island, it's all about well, it's all by itself,
it's a middle and nowhere. Two people are evacuated there.
I don't know why two people were just if you
get there now, Ascension Island and then on to Cape Verde,
and that's what when I saw at first, I went, oh,
is this is a Cape Verde style? Yeah, you know,
it's not at all. They started off obviously in Argentina
and there's three people turfed out there. Then on a
way up and they remain. One hundred and twenty two
people a tenor reef are chucked out and the boat
toddled away by itself with the last of the crew,
and it's still as we're recording this are is on
the way to Rotterdam. But all people and crew, original
crew have disembarked and been flown away by all accounts,
and I can't find out who it just said one
particular thing. There was one Irish person who tested their
couple I believe, was it the tested negative? Yeah, but
they're going to be tested again and then flown home
to back to Ireland or whatever.
Speaker 2: To go away and shake everybody's hands. If I remember
how this used to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but
there there you go. Well, I didn't know that some
people have passed away from it, and we're very sorry
to hear that, and we hope everybody else is all
tested negative and all that. But Tom, I gotta tell
you one thing, holidays are nice, Like going on myself. Yeah,
there's nothing worse on this earth than the holiday that
is forced to go on longer than it has to.
I've been on one in my life. I got down
the mall with the necess early doors and the Icelandic
volcano erupted.
Speaker 3: We could yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, the cloud, the ash.
Speaker 2: Clouds, the ash cloud, and we got up down there
for an extra week, which sounds all right, except we
learned that we were stuck the day we were going home.
And at that stage we had spent all their money.
And it wasn't like you know, fifteen twenty years ago time.
It wasn't like we just had oh well, let me
just tap into the reserves of all the bonus money
I have, Like we ate McDonald dollar fucking menu for
the rest of the week. Oh fuck oh and sat
in Maltember. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The only time anything got forced upon me like that
in the way of holiday was we're on now. I thought,
I thought it sounds fantastic, but I was dying on
the inside. I given seven days in Vegas.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I.
Speaker 3: Think I told you this. We landed, we got to
Vegas Airport. We were on time, but through storms or whatever.
Through there was some ice on some fucking runway in.
Speaker 2: And all the kind of thing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, slowed us down. Our departure were just a touch
base and wk on again, staying well fuck made. They said,
actually it's after the Lena by an hour, which actually
you're going to miss your connecting flight to double them
by four days. Like we're in Vegas clothes. It's minus
nineteen in fucking and it was only a look of God.
And I'm sure I've told you this before. Was then
look got one of the one of the gangs on
the tour, their parents was parents was actually the tour
operator right who booked it for us, who had a
direct line to mister fucking whoever the fucking I don't
know whoever. We flew with and went, yeah, may be
certainly he's out, and we out of the few hundred
people that are in the airport, we got all single
out and said come of us, please, we're all into
black fans and straight to the JFK suite in the Hilton.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so will you have a much nicer time to night?
Speaker 3: We did, all right, We did okay. Even still though
I tell you, jaredy, I was watching the Shekels too,
because at that stage I'm like, I fucking I have
absolutely blown the bank on I was not banking at
this ship.
Speaker 2: That house always wins. So Tom, if you find yourself
stranded now on a cruise ship number one, I don't
tend to be back on a cruise ship in my life.
Speaker 3: No, No, I've never been on one. And I got
offered a gig once to go for a week somewheer
through the Spanish Islands or Canary Islands, and you do
two gigs a day. And it was a nice pair.
I think it was something like five hundred quid a
day or something. I'm like, okay, all right, But then
I started balancing my head of it. All these people
are just wandering and out, won't they This isn't a
gig at all. They were like, no, not really, So
you'll just be in kind of a section and you'll
just start at two o'clock and you'll just do comedy
for an hour.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh no, and I don't want it. I
do want to I do want to disparage the work
of musical comedians, Tom. I think they do great work.
And some of my favorite comedians are what will be
classed as musical comedians. What you're describing right there as
a job for a musical comedian one.
Speaker 3: Hundred percent or to me what I have please kind
of you know, one a couple.
Speaker 2: Of a couple of songs Jolie clap along.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, no, it's.
Speaker 2: But we digress, Tom. I'm gonna tell you one thing.
If you're trapping me on a cruise ship for an
extra fortnight. You better be feeding me with drink because
if I by the time my holiday is past its
natural time, my book has been read, whatever little computer
game I've brought me has been played, I've used up
all the movies on my USB keys. You'd want to
be feeding me with drink. Free drink, that's all.
Speaker 3: That's that's it. That's free, free drink and free food.
Like you better And I need some I need some
quiet space because I would I just wouldn't do well
full stopture. But of Jesus, if the thing and there
I am out at sea looking out gone enough concrete,
there's enough conquered in the world, the concrete over this
ship that we're floating in right now. Did you have
you seen? And this is this is where I piqued
my interest is because normally I wouldn't even give read
about the fucking hunt of virus. I wouldn't give them
a ship, not to you know what I mean. But
when it's on a boat, especially like I couldn't give
a fuck. But I did watch a documentary last year
called it was part of the train wreck documentary.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know what's coming. Yeah.
Speaker 3: The poop Cruise chronicles cruise. Yeah, prop it was part
of the carnival triumph. It wouldn't quite have the standing
of the mvndias like this crowd, like you know what
I mean, it would This is like the weatherspoons of
fucking cruise ships, Like the things are barely holding together.
Half the staff I get the feeling like their X cons,
do you know what I mean? Like that, or former
sex workers or there's something fucking that right with all
of them. And as soon as nobody's first choice of
a career, this was the second or third firest thing
it had. And it had another fire, and fire is
one thing i'd see. It's terrible, but it blew all
the electrics, and every toilet in the place had it
like a uniflow, you know, pump for the toilets, and
it just it just wouldn't. It wouldn't pump. So now
you've got people trying to hold in their shite, and
you people this shy just slopping around because they're just
shying the top of shite. It's flown out into the
corridors and all the time, and look going, I have
my whole hanging over the side.
Speaker 2: Don't know what you're talking about You know, I watched
that documentary and I was like, has nobody said look glad?
Everybody looked the other way. I wouldn't get a balance
on the on the edge here.
Speaker 3: If they all turned at a certain point here, if
they all turn to get me a round the blows
or started singing come by at me, I would arse
over the bar and sing along with him, because I'm
telling you how it ain't happen Like I'm.
Speaker 2: Telling you that Tom the side of that ship, it
looked like the gable wall of a house with spars
nest in it. By the time I was finished.
Speaker 3: They tried the drink thing with them as well, shirt
and everybody was like, you drink They were because they
were like, it's the only way to keep them quiet.
And sure, of course people just scouring themselves. I mean,
it just turned into fucking hell for five days, Like
and can't fun your fundier because people are probably going
to fucking die of dysentery. But yeah, because they were
shite involved, which till time ends. Shite and people getting
kicked in the nuts are two of the funniest things.
Like if I went in and talk to my six
year old right now, Hey, I shake myself after getting
kicked in the nuts. He wouldn't fucking stop laughing for
an hour, and he will when he's my age, he
will still find it just as funny.
Speaker 2: So yes, but Tom, if he's trapped on a cruise
ship for.
Speaker 3: Three weeks, yeah, there's that point too. In fairness, I'm
to be fair. I'm fair play to him all for
making it, because for them that did make it, Because
I could see myself going a little bit fucking the shining.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I'd be like I'm the captain now at
all being said, yere, I'm actually genuinely getting the ebbs.
Speaker 3: If I have a fellow who doesn't enough frightened easily,
there's something I will give me a dose. The idea
that you would get a dose the very very best
to look to everybody who had been on the and
behind the Dulius. You have a story.
Speaker 2: And may God bless all who sailed on our Tom,
how about that?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Absolutely? But at the same time,
for everybody it wasn't on her. May he never step
off dry land over again. And the scene my advice, fill.
Speaker 2: It, fill it into fuck. Okay, let's get away from them.
Lad's time and we move on to the next segment
of The Tom and Jerry Show, which, as everybody knows,
is when we talk about someone, it's not just like, ah,
you know, you know your man, you know you're buy
up the road. Actually know this lad, that lad, the
other lad. No. No, every now and then time you
hear somebody you have to stop and go, holy shit.
Then there's this lad.
Speaker 3: Now there's that.
Speaker 2: If there's one thing that we love in the Tom
and Jerry Show, it's chimneys. In the knocking down of them.
It was the glue that New Knights Thomas and Jered.
Knocking down chimney stacks is something we've talked about quite
a lot in our time, in particular the methods employed
by one mister Fred Didna. However, Tom, we have talked
about knocking down chimney stacks so many times that anytime
a chimney stack gets knocked down and it gets spotted
on Instagram, right like that, people tag us in the data.
We love it. Keep them coming. There was one video
over the last week that got sent to us more
times than I can remember anything being sent to The
Tom and Jerry Show, and when I looked at it,
I was like, oh, that's clearly AI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought it was a I too. I'm
trying to actually find that The latest one that got
sent it to is I'm sorry, I can't. I got
sent three or four times.
Speaker 2: And I got sent it half a dozen times over
on the page it came in a lot. We're kind
of we're kind of showing our listenership. They are saying like,
it's the most we were ever sent a video nine times.
Speaker 3: We don't get our listeners. Aren't those sort of people either,
you know what I mean? Go oh god almost. You
know the lads love me for you know, there are
certain things that are so on brand with us that
the lads were.
Speaker 2: Like the lads will have taken this. Let me detail
the video of you of it for for those of
you that haven't seen it. The video features a chimney stack,
a red brick chimney stack, much like the ones knocked
down by our beloved Fred Dibnon, except in sad of
this being in an industrial setting. It's it's out in
the middle of a fields, in the middle of a
dirt track somewhere.
Speaker 3: I wonder was it an old hay side or something.
It's it's huge it's it's pretty tall, this thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it's a it's a big concern. Like it's
a big ass chimney stack and it's about twenty to
thirty feet broad. Like, this is a big concern. The
chimney stack is the least of our worries in this instance,
ladies in general, because the video starts following two trucks
racing side by side down a dirt track heading towards
this chimney stack. In front of the chimney stack is
like as a ramp, a homemade evil yeah evil canievel ramp.
At the last possible minute, the driver of the right
hand truck on the road, shall we say, leaps out
of the cab of that truck, grabs onto the left
hand truck, which which peels off the safety as the
other truck mounts the ramp smashes into the chimney, causing
it to collapse in a cloud of bricks and rubble.
And I'm like, it's amazing what AI can do these.
Speaker 3: That's my first thought. I went, no, that's too beautiful.
And it's these old military style slash agricultural style trucks, yes,
the Russian style trucks, you know, big wings on the
big fucking bonnets on them. They look cool.
Speaker 2: They look they're cool looking like Tom. There's a reason
they're Russian looking trucks because come to find out that
this video is not an AI replication of madness. It
is actually a real last video and it does indeed
take place in Russia. If you have your sound on,
you can hear people yelling in what appears to be Russian,
so that's fine. But even if you didn't have that,
it just kind of looks Russian. You just know, you
just know that this ship isn't taking place in Carlo.
Speaker 3: Mad bastards too, Like it's the same time a level
of mad We've talked about the Russians before, like there's
sports in their mma and things like that. Their level
of med is.
Speaker 2: Fuck is above and beyond. So we had to investigate
as to what the fuck was going on here? You know,
what are we doing here at all? And come to
find out that all of this madness is perpetrated by
one man, a guy called.
Speaker 4: Chapter CHATERREVV you can eat chaterev you can eat chebaterev when,
a Russian content creator with over three million followers on
Instagram alone, and deserves.
Speaker 3: By the way, deserves every one of them. You know,
when you hear like a Kardashian has a billion, you're like,
for what being a vapid, vacuous sack of shit. This guy,
in Jerry's own words, might be the maddest content has.
Speaker 2: Ever lived, the maddest content has ever lived. Because here's
the thing with UGENI.
Speaker 3: We've all seen him. You guarantee everybody here has seen
one of his stunts. He'sainly seen one.
Speaker 2: Of a stunts. Because when I went digging into it,
I was like, oh shit, that's all the same guy.
I thought, what I what I what I had seen
down through the years. Tom was like a compilation video
of mad cap stunts and crazy daredevil antics. And I'm like, oh,
this is a compilation of several people down through the years,
not one that Tom. One guy, yeah, this guy.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it was one of that, but when
one Jerry just sent me first forced video off the
compilation with oh, g oh wait, there's what these are
all the If you wonder what kind of stunts, they're
all nearly all car based. He's either standing in the
middle of a runway, jumping over oncoming m X five
or he he now is racing under the trailer of
a truck. He's jumping from the back of one car
into another car at sixty miles an hour. He's flipping.
Did you see the ones where they would drop They
would cut a hole in a car, Yes, in the
floor of a car and drop it from a height
where he was just standing.
Speaker 2: At where he would just stand, I would.
Speaker 3: Buster keeping over his head exactly, mean, what the how theugh?
And we saw loads of times he just kind of fell.
He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He doesn't make any of his jumps. Here, here's what
I'm gonna tell about you, GANI.
Speaker 3: He is.
Speaker 2: What can I have when I say, with this what
the jackass guys used to do with shopping trolleys, Yeah,
he does with cars.
Speaker 3: He destroys the jackass lads. Because this guy takes automotive
stunts to the next level. And I'll tell you why
why it's more impressive because he doesn't nail them.
Speaker 2: You know, he doesn't. He doesn't nail them. He doesn't
make sure jacks failures to see them not make it
and the smash themselves and so be it with ugani Ah.
He does not come out of these unscathed whatsoever, it seems,
and longtime listeners of the commentary show, well, we know
that we love our evil Canevils and our friend dimness,
and this is a world where the two of them
literally collide. Ah Ugany when he's planning his stunts, as
most most stunt coordinators, will be like, Okay, here's how
we do this, and here's how we do it safely.
You can he just focuses on the fourth part.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and he just keeps going until he gets it. Yeah,
like the truck, the truck hit the chimney, I thought
that was one and done. No, turns out he'd like
eight trucks ready to go because he.
Speaker 2: Had a bunch of trucks.
Speaker 3: He kept on. They kept on just going, making bits
of them against this monstrous chimney, one after another. Just
one would fold into the chimney, another would full. And
it wasn't until the one that he put out we
thought that we would have gotten from all our listeners, Yes,
that's that's one of like seven or eight by that
he's smashed. So he basically took it took eight trucks
to smash that chimney. Correct, So times of almost getting
dragged along by a fucking a truck flying.
Speaker 2: Up between two trucks, or a thousand things I can
think of could go wrong here.
Speaker 3: Or there's one where he's in this uh like hatchback
ladder on the roof trying to try to another one
at four miles an hour. No hit the speed in
the most underpowered car. It's just like.
Speaker 2: It's what Tom's talking about here. And if you're a
follower of Tom and Jerry on the Instagram, get ready
to see a shiploader you can eat and a note
in another Stone attempts to jump a hatchback ladder from
one high rise building roof to the next. I say
high rise. They're about six stories up, so we're gonna
can say that's high rise. He has the car on
the roof. How did it get there? Don't know.
Speaker 3: I would imagine the mad bastard took it all apart
and brought it up.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be unlike something they do. He drives the
car along the roof with the attempt to hit a
ramp and get across to the other roof. A Maybe
younger listeners don't know what a ladder car is, Tom,
but the high powered the had power.
Speaker 3: He doesn't. It wouldn't pull your socks off with it.
Speaker 2: He never gets out of fourth gear.
Speaker 3: I don't know, and that you're like, And honestly, if
he gets to eight miles an.
Speaker 2: Hour, he's doing well. He hits the ramp, fucking flops up,
goes to jump the eight or nine feet between buildings
that it would be, and the car literally just fold
down the alley between the two and smashes five stories
below with him in it.
Speaker 3: And he just gets out. That's the maddest thing.
Speaker 2: I've ever seen. Years on this goddamn rock.
Speaker 3: I swear it's not using like a Volvo or a sab,
you know, something that'll stand up. He's using this thing
that just crumples.
Speaker 2: Like I'll tell you what he didn't do either time.
It's not like you know, well, we streamlined it and
we balanced out the weight of the back, and we
took everything out of it to give it every possible
chance of getting across. He just drove a car off roof.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guise of he.
Speaker 2: Was going to jump it. Jugan, he has been around
for for some years doing all this kind of mad
cap shit. If you've ever seen hey, look, if you've
ever seen a video of a Russian clinging to the
roof of a car as it drove down a long
track underneath a stack of buses, where at the last
point in time, the man jumped off the roof and
smashed bodily through the bus and landed in a flop
on the ground. That was ugan. I don't know the
two people are doing this shit, but he's been at
it for as best as I can tell, about ten years. Gardner.
There's three million followers, and as is the nature of
social media, Tom has made shitloads of cash doing it
and just seems to spend it all on buying more
cars to drive into things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, would you know what, jar, He deserves every penny.
I'm looking at this guy and the one thing that
stood out to me after he had he shows you
all his failures and all his getting busted and stuff
like that. The man doesn't even wear and I is
a man after my own heart. Here doesn't even wear
a pair of fucking goggles, let alone a helmet, a
pair of knee pads, safety boots, fire suits. This is
just a bloke in like a pair of blue jeans
and a pair of runners and his T shirt. Just
going yes, very good times and just gives it a go.
He gives it a go. I can believe in I
can believe in that guy. That's aspirational, you know, I can.
Speaker 2: Believe in him as well. He did actually receive a
bit of criticism a couple of years ago. He started
the verera off, fear off, fear off the fucking road.
He started the veer off the stunts that he was
known and loved for and started just doing like mad Ship,
like he buried the Maserati in concrete or some ship
like this, and this kind of like, well, okay, I
guess there's I guess that's a stunt that I can't
do because I'm not going to pay three hundred grand
for a car to bury it in concrete. But at
the same where's the bit you, where's the where's the crack?
And he's like, okay, terribly sorry, I'll let me to
go plow into an unused plane with the on the
hood of a car.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, Even certain artists go off and
try and try their hand at different things, and that's fair. Yeah,
come back and start.
Speaker 2: Brooks had that christ and Ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we we let it we let it slide every now
and then. So what we're gonna do is we're gonna
just we're gonna dissect Hugenes's latest stunt, which is the
smashing into the into the chimney a number one Tom.
What I what I want to say is is ah
who could conceive of such a fucking thing like Juan?
He just is out here driving cars into walls like
crash test stummies. Although he has done that, and he
you know, there's only so many times you can jump
off one car onto another. How does a human mind
conceive of finding a chimney that needs knocking? And this
chimney needed knocking to put in a tender to knock her.
So for all the demolition companies that wanted to knock
this chimney and make money out of it, Ugan he
went in and low balled them all with the caveat
and he got the knocker his way. And then further
than that, said yourself, do you know what I'm going
to do. I'm going to build a ramp. I'm gonna
drive a truck into and smash. You'll die, You'll smash
into the chimney, it will fall on you. Okay, Wait,
a second, Wait, a second, way a second. Okay, how
about somebody else drives beside me in another truck and
then I jump from that to that at the last
time goes up the ramp bing bang boom, and the
chimney falls. I kind of fucking mind thinks that.
Speaker 3: I think that's not where he started after. I think
he started off with Okay, okay, I fly apremp and
I pull ejection seat like mister James.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, yeah, I or if you were doing
this in Hollywood, they would be like, Okay, how can
we remote control the truck into the into the into
the brick chimney.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's not him. He's authentic, like he was
always authentic. He's like better shoot than grow wings fly away. No,
I don't know. Maybe well, if he if he was
gonna parrot, if he was gonna a remote controler, he
would stand on top of the chimney and remote control
of the truck into himself. Yeah, see if he survived.
Speaker 2: And see if he survives. The village, by the way,
or the township is called rostov On don on, don
not one word lovely, lovely.
Speaker 3: This time of the year. He I guarantee it. He
has a child brain because he's taken so many blows
to the fucking hedger. He's now just in that zwn
couple of you know, a couple of fucking stiff ones.
I'd say, sitting there looking at looking up chimney with
friends going how I take down? You think, very very funny,
good times And I'm like one thousand others, No, we
need eight trucks or one thousand I think it trucks military,
Still we go. I like the thing is, he didn't
he didn't fill the trucks with you know, a specific
amount of weight, and he just.
Speaker 2: No that he crashed into it. Don't appear to anything
in it at all.
Speaker 3: No. One truck after another just clattered into it like
he's I mean, his trajectory seems about right, but it
just goes to show like but he put no metal
frame on the front of it.
Speaker 2: No, not.
Speaker 3: They just crumpled all of that one after another, and
it just obviously just pulled him away.
Speaker 2: But that was the thing we the video that we
had seen was when he completely smashed the chimney and
it tumbled down. And I looked at that like fifty
times and I was like, I see what he's done here.
He's like removed several bricks, as our pal fread would do,
to weaken the chimney enough so that when he hits
it with a truck it collapses. Not the case, but
he No, he'd just been driving trucks into it all
fucking morning and removed a few that way.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Tom.
Speaker 2: I don't know what more to say about this except
I would love to see what this man does next.
This is like, this is some mind boggling inventiveness. Do
you think he's wonderful to live in the world that
has minds that I think of this kind of madness?
And number two have the revenue to back it up,
because this guy is making serious fucking cash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but much better than the mister Beast. Stand in
the square for two days and see if.
Speaker 2: He's like the madness or Beast or I know there's
a couple who does of YouTube creators. There's a couple
of YouTube creators that and I and I find myself
watching this from time to time. They'll go to the
top of dams and drop watermelons and ship off drop
pianos off the side of dams, and I'm like, the fun,
destructive behavior, but you're not throwing yourself off the dam,
which is what this guy would do.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, Like, you know, they make a giant
xwitch and they drop a bowling ball from like seven
hundred feet up and see what happened. I get it fine,
And there's a bit of planning went in, but it's
all hoop and holler in American sigh five and there's
there seems to be no hoop in the holler out
of this guy. There's no face on camera. He's just
like you usue stunt, you like stunt clicklike had be
good times.
Speaker 2: So I can subscribe, I don't care.
Speaker 3: Smash smash that'd subscribe button.
Speaker 2: You know what to do, guys, I smashed the subscribe
button by throwing your phone out the window of the car.
Tell him. There's one last question that's on everybody's lips.
In fact, it's what a lot of people asked us
when they mailed the Tom and Jerry Show. And it's
a very very simple question for this method of chimney demolishing.
What would Fred think of it?
Speaker 3: I'd hate it? Oh god, yeah, I think he'd hate it.
Speaker 2: Do you think you'd hate this more? Than the dynamite men.
Speaker 3: Oh, he like this is such disrespect, Like Fred was, Okay,
we're taking down a chimney one brick at a time sometimes,
do you know what I mean? He salvaged the bricks afterwards,
probably sold them offward. No, he these were living, breathing
things to him, like these had needed to be you know,
balls and skylineer. No, you know I'd be taken down
with care and you know, a sensitive touch, shall we
say not flame and swinging bloody great trucks inside of it. No,
that wouldn't suit him, Like does can you even picture
friend standing back with his glasses on going did you
know like that as the truck smashed in, he'd be
just horrified. He'd spit up. He spit his bitter all
over the place looking at that. You know, it wouldn't
be for him.
Speaker 2: I think he would. I think he would respect it
a little bit more than the dynamite men who just
would blow a thing up.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I do appreciate that, But I think you're right. I
think he would kind of it. Would you know? It
would be like watching your beloved ex girlfriend who you
always had a thing for, just like shack up with
some sour faced, fucking ignorance jail.
Speaker 3: It'd be like the love your life and your watch
and just her taking a train of eight guys and
you have to stand there and watch the whole thing.
Speaker 2: You're like, she used to be lovely, She used to
be lovely.
Speaker 3: She's fucking ruined.
Speaker 2: No great, Yeah, five trucks, one off the other. Well listen,
there you go. You may be this lad again if
you live. But in fairness, if you're next, don kills you,
we'll probably tow you honesty. Yeah, well, Tom, let's get
off Ugani. Let's let's move on. Let's move into the
past and into the future with the final st shoulders yep,
where both you and I take a look back over
our long and very lives. Because we're not young men,
don't you know, we've seen a lot of shit in
our forty some odd years on this planet. We reminisce
about it in a segment that we called we Remember
When when I was a young lad twenty or thirty
or forty years ago, this one.
Speaker 3: I'm glad to get in on this filla before he
buys the farm. You know, the kind of way it's
it's nearly there's more honoring and honoring than than in
one way where we're going, oh shit, yeah, we should
have mentioned, we should have talked about this guy because
he's been in our lives, all of our lives.
Speaker 2: All of our lives, that's the thing. And indeed he
could have been this lad this week. But you know
we had that. We we had this lads to spare
this week and it just fit to say hello and
happy birthday, Happy one hundredth birthday this year to Sir
David Attenborough. Proof if proof or needed that not all
Brits are bad. Ah, there's not a good one here
and there right everybody.
Speaker 3: He's he's right up there with the Michael D. Higgins,
isn't he like everybody that he's been in your life
so long? And he's just every person as a war
has a side. There's nobody has a bad word to say,
you know.
Speaker 2: No, and and and it's you know, gotta tell you.
For having worked in the BBC since the early sixties,
all through the seventies and eighties and nineties, tom, let
me tell you one thing. I was in with a
bad lot, but you see it came out the other
side without But I suppose he wasn't present on top
of the pops at the same time, he's not going
to molest anyone on the fucking.
Speaker 3: Savannah's the thing? Why yeah, why he wasn't You see
he was after reservation, you see, literally like he was
in you know, he's in deepest dark as Peru.
Speaker 2: So you mean to say that if you had a
desk job in the BB. Here we are young girls
coming to top of the pups. Here we are if
here we are if the old you tree hitting to
jail for the rest of my natural life.
Speaker 3: What what's that? It was that glittering and oh it's
Gary glitter. Yeah, no it is here.
Speaker 2: I am getting stabbed in a prison kitchen.
Speaker 3: With a.
Speaker 2: Shop tooth.
Speaker 3: The bar is on the floor, by the way.
Speaker 2: When your first thing is well he was. He wasn't lifting,
He wasn't a milester, but he was so much more.
David Attenborough turned one hundred this year. He would have
been this lad for turning one hundred. But again Dick
van Dyke turned a hundred and was this lad. But
we didn't remember much about Dick van Dyke because he
wasn't really you know.
Speaker 3: He was he was He jumped into our lives and
here and there, but he is Richard.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I've done it there again, you call Richard. There's
there's the second little.
Speaker 3: Back to the second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, David Attenborough was on TV every week since the
day we were fucking born son. Yeah, yeah, that's you know,
you all know probably as the presenter of Blue Planet
or Planet Earth or all these kinds of things. But
back in the day he was the voice and a
presenter of Wildlife on One, which was like every Sunday
on BBC, and it was in a time when no,
you didn't have the National Geographic or the History Channel
ant like that. If you were going to see a
wild animal, it was either in Dublin Zoo or it
was on Wildlife on One.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's he had what I think was separated him
because I listened to a few, like there's a great
one about wild Romania with Stanley Tucci, who was a
great voice too, right, But Stanley Tucci is a great
voice and you dissent him cooking pasta or whatever. But
there's something about David Edinburgh's voice where you know that
fella has been watching you know, a field mouse for
three weeks. You know what?
Speaker 2: You know what it sounds like when David Attenborough speaks.
And this is what always got me as a child.
This is why it became like more of a reminist.
Happy birth to mister Attenburgh, Sir Attinburgh, by the way,
by all means, but you know, we're going to talk
about how we experienced you as young men. As a
young child. Just by the way David Attenborough spoke, I
always one believed that he was in the field at
the time and had to speak that low because the
animals were all right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You see.
Speaker 3: It's like there's a there's a similar thing that happens
right in in Rugby, and you'll hear the presenters.
Speaker 2: Go quiet doing golf as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shoot, well you're seeing golf. They are quite close
to the right up to he's about to hit the ball.
Well in Rugby, the way up in the standby up
there you can show all you want and if they do,
they whispered, they turn out, and I think David Attenberg
might have actually done that to him, you know, the
kind of way, because now you see cute out he cut.
They cut back to him every so often, and they'd
be with and here we are with a chimpanzee climbing
over the back of my head. Who's about to peel
my fucking scalp off if he's not shot in the
head by the ranger that you can't see just behind
the camera. You know, there was no doubt there was
a load. I'm not saying it was skull dougeryot to
make good good, good TV. But there's no way there's
a silver back. But I think he's fucking hair behind
them without two rangers have that fucking thing in their sights,
like you know what, they're about to blow its head off, like.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, and it's it's kind of like, I
guess the nearest equivalent for our friends across the pond
would be how Bob Ross talks when he's doing his painting.
That has informed her everybody a little bit of career there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, the way.
Speaker 2: David Attenborough talks has kind of colored how Nature documentary
the last.
Speaker 3: Every one of them, every single one of them, And
sometimes that can that can be kind of misplaced I suppose,
credence or misplaced kind of applaud but like there's no
taken away. He's like he's still banging out like he
was at the cotting edge of all the latest camera stuff.
Speaker 2: Well that's what I wanted. That's actually what I wanted
to talk to you, because yeah, I think to say, yeah,
you know, this man watched animals and documentaries and all
that kind of thing. He wasn't with respect, mister Attenborough.
Sir Attenborough, you weren't manning the phantom camera that was
capturing photography that no human being had ever seen before,
like macro photography of insects and uh, time lapse photography
of plants. That was a big one for me. When
I was about fourteen or fifteen. He came out with
the Secret Life of Plants and there was this time
lapse photography of how a flower grows and I looked
like fucking aliens man, like it was it was all this.
Speaker 3: He actually after that one, the Secret Life of Plants,
he like he there was a plant, there was a
couple of plants. I think on that one, like there's
there's fifty animals and plants named after him. Oh yeah,
he like like from his TV shows alone. That's how
well he got acrost because obviously he would have all
his own writing and stuff like that. So your inca
hoots with an unbelievable director of photography who can do
these things. So you're going, what could we get a
plan to you? Man, I'll have to sit out for
a week like well, and and and.
Speaker 2: To be honest, and you know, it's it's a it's
a giant effort. It's it's it's the BBC as well,
of course doing the best to create.
Speaker 3: This when they're not molested in anybody, like.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, when they're not covering things up. The BBC
want to create stunning photography. And someone comes along goes,
you know what, if you give us this amount of money,
we'll create a camera system and we'll create technology that
will change the world of animal photography. And they're like,
I don't know, I don't know, sounds a bit expensive.
David Adenburg wants to voice over green light, get the check,
but green light there you go, that's.
Speaker 3: Agree.
Speaker 2: And and there's technologies that were developed over our lifetimes
that are still in use today when it comes to
capturing boards and flight seals, getting jumped by or because.
Speaker 3: There really is like I mean, there's sometimes you can
nearly wax over and go, oh yeah it is what
it is, like you likes the ken Burns like, there's
literally a technique in how if I was to edit
the video we have right now in Final Call, there
is a ken Burns effect. There is a David Edinburgh
effect for things now when you're a video, like there's
almost nobody breaking real ground. Now it's with Ai again
and stuff like that. But he broke some unbelievable ground
as a broadcaster first and he I just want because
I will forget it. But here's an interesting fact, fature.
Do you know tennis balls are the color they are
because of it? David Atinburgh, go on, tell me sorry,
So when they came when tennis was played on tilly
first right, it was played in black and white. When
we say Wimbledon was on finest ball, white lines, black
pitch or black court, white ball, no bother. But when
it came to color, he had noticed. He went, geeus,
I'm watching this through the camerals and I'll be honest
with you, the whites that they're wearing, because you've gotta
wear whites and women of course, and Roland Garrison and
all the rest. I think there's a couple where you've
got to wear whites. But the big problem was when
the white ball would hit the white line.
Speaker 2: You couldn't see it.
Speaker 3: You couldn't see if it was out, and he wanted
people to be really involved and not just take the
umpires to call on it. So he went, so they
take so they because he had even the power in
this in the sixties maybe seventies, whenever a turn color
the power of data David Attenborough, they went, okay, let's
trial that around the country and see who reacts best.
So they tried like bright, bright green, bright, pink, bright red,
and they settled on and I would classify as kind
of greedy, but it is. It's it's luminous yellow is
what they're calling it tennis balls, and.
Speaker 2: That's why it's tennis ball. Yellow is what it is.
That's exactly.
Speaker 3: There's no other color like it. But it's all down
to him and him go and when they finally and
the reaction from people at home, oh, this is excellent,
television numbers went up and all because they were like, well,
this makes perfect sense. The ball is luminous. I can
see it now thanks to mister Dean Attborough.
Speaker 2: There was another bit of trivia as well, Tom which
I always suspected but for some reason never bothered to
look up.
Speaker 3: But I told you his brother. Yeah, I told you.
You were like, fuck off, He's not, is he? And
there we loan and behold this just before we started recording,
like did you know? And I feel so sentage stupid.
Speaker 2: I mean they're like, you know, I'm like it was
like all this time, I was like, Janet Jackson, I
wonder is she any relation to Michael? Go and tell
him who does it?
Speaker 3: So he is? Of course he was. He's the head
of Jurassic Park Island with his little uh you know,
his his his amber cane with that where he sucked
out the watchm call it the mosquitoes blood and got
the first DNA of the first dinosaur and stuff. He
was also Santa Claus in Miracle on thirty four Street.
He was in was he the Great Escape as well?
Good looking sharp man back in the day as well.
But you're talking about a family of high achievers, and
you couldn't say one got the leg up as a
result of the other in the base, because if they did,
they fucking took the ball and regular they both excelled
at what they were good at. Like, but I do
think he had a keen interest in the brothers work
as well, because he's like, what's fu David Edinburgh and
I get to go along to Kenya for a month,
you know, to look at leopards or look at you know,
cool well again, less we.
Speaker 2: Forget it wasn't like, you know, wildlife documentaries were looking
for hosts and David Attenborough put his hand.
Speaker 3: Up for it.
Speaker 2: David Attenburgh was a zoologist and a botanist and all
these things and wildlife programs. Tom where the thing when
he started out? Because lest we forget, this man is
one hundred fucking years old.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say one hundred is such an easy number
to say. He was born in nineteen twenty six, lads,
nineteen twenty six.
Speaker 2: He dodged the draft twice twice.
Speaker 3: He dodged the draft twice, but he in nineteen twenty six.
So when you hear hear a number like this, like
what hold on?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Like Ireland had only just gained his freedom when he
was born, Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: World War One.
Speaker 3: Hadn't even fucking hadn't even wasn't even moved at the time.
Oh no, sorry it was. It was a bigger part
World War one would have had.
Speaker 2: Yeah, world War World War draft one time.
Speaker 3: Was it the Boer War? I was thinking of maybe, Yeah,
he dodged that one.
Speaker 2: Not for me. You know, I'm all about the zoology
here from going down to Africa.
Speaker 3: I want to go down and photograph the lions.
Speaker 2: The and and you know, we could we could probably
talk all night about wonderful things we've seen or how
tom people talk about when they were very, very small
and they saw Bombi's mother getting killed and that was
a dreadful moment for them. I'm like, no, you want
to watch Wildlife on one on a Sunday evening and
watch a baby gazelle get chased down by a cheetah
and torn apart at seven o'clock and you would fucking
school in the morning.
Speaker 3: Do you know what, though, I tell you one thing
like it gave you a great understanding of that nature
town nasty motherfucker because he didn't cover it up. It
was just amazingly well shot. It was beyond the latest
and way ahead of his time with the gear they
were using. And of course he's given this beautiful like
non inflectioned, non emotional but at the same time kind
of warm grandad sound two like you said a Springbok
having its fucking gollot opened up by some ferocious fu beast,
you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Here we have an endangered eagle feeding its chicks, the
three mammaining chicks in the whole world, and one takes
a step out to take its first flight, but sadly
it has done it too early and it plummets to
the rocks below. Now there are only two baby eagles
left in the world, and this is move on.
Speaker 3: He's just like, well, well that's that's neat he got.
Speaker 2: We just record he got.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, he got. He just got nature, and he
got it across towards something brilliant. And like you said,
so many other nature programs like you know a secret,
like Life of Cats and these things where they follow
a cat around the city. For like there's one where
Laurence Fishburne, not a great voice, you know, follows this
mouse and they tell the story nearly like he's a
it's a Western and he's battling against rats.
Speaker 2: And I will say that was another one with with
David Attenboro. Just when you thought you're like, all right, okay,
we've been watching Wildlife on one for thirty some odd years,
and I stress, like this man was like sixty when
we were born, so like he's the oldest fuck and
we've like he doesn't appear to have quit in my life.
The like if you tell me that he's a new
show coming out next week, I believe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's on ending for an energy and fairness to
him and still as sharp as a knife.
Speaker 2: Like, well you you get to it and you're there, like, well,
you know what I want to tell you? It all right, Edinburgh,
What have you got from me?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: You've shown me pets, and you've shown me cats, and
you've shown me elephants and donkeys and all this kind
of thing. What have you left? What have you left?
What are you going to point a fancy camera at now?
It was like, well, hello, I'm David Atmburrah and welcome
to Blue Planet, where we're going under the water to
see what's in the ocean. I'm like, you son of
a bitch, I mean, and.
Speaker 3: You think, okay, let's have a look under the ocean
because we've been looking at everything on land. And then
all of a sudden he goes, hello, David, Maria, we're
going to travel back in time and look at the dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: David, what are your chamber. Here the Secret life of Amieba's.
Speaker 3: I'm on the Moon as we look at nothingness and
I'm I may as well tell you I am the
first person on the moon. Here comes to the tinfoil hatcher.
David Hatbur is the why do I look like Hershey? Kids?
Speaker 2: Why does it look like it just sits? It suits
you so well?
Speaker 3: It does actually doesn't. I'm on the moon, the first
person to ever stand on the moon. He holds the
travel record. Did you know that your While.
Speaker 2: He's the most well traveled person well in the world.
Speaker 3: While I don't know what timeline they've they've measured this under.
But while I'm guessing for one gig, do you get me?
While filming The Life of Boards, he traveled over two
hundred and fifty six thousand miles, the equivalent of circling
the globe ten times.
Speaker 2: She's like, you know all? While again it must be said, while.
Speaker 3: He was like seventy years of age, I picked the
amount of fags he would have to pick up a
duty free for friends, and that that one.
Speaker 2: Wasn't worth as while taking as compression sucks all he
does leave them on for the sake Tom. Happy birth
to mister Attenborough and uh, this fuck's going to head
live us. I gotta tell you that much.
Speaker 3: Is he going to outlive you the.
Speaker 2: Audience of the commentary show. Let's find out there's no
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one actual listener question for this week. Tom pal Chip
the painter here chips in as he's known to do.
He asks, what is your favorite tool in the tool collection? Tom?
Not the most useful? Just a fit.
Speaker 3: God, that's it. That's killing your babies, Like, isn't it?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's it's it's It's hard to say,
isn't it. I can tell you that one of my
favorite tools is my trusty measureing tape. I've had this
particular measure tape in my hand right now, Tom for
around about twelve years or thereabouts. Sits in the hand
rise good weight eight meters measure all I ever want
to measure, still got a spring to it. That's my
favorite item in the tool case there and the one
I use the most measuring ship and cutting it wrong.
Speaker 3: I I would argue with myself on this, and I'd say, oh,
it's a clawhammer that I had that I got off
my grandfather and wouldn't handle one heckory handled and perfect
balance like it's I've got fancies, you know, you know
wing hammers that are just unbelieving. You can you can?
You know you could sit nail nail and put a
nail on one end, and I've got two of those.
I've got a lump hammer. I always love a club hammer,
and I'd say, oh, yeah, this clawhammer. But the truth
be told, I'm always comfortable heading into any task with
my fat, fat Max Stanley knife. I don't I don't know,
just sits in the hand. Do you know? Now?
Speaker 2: If you tell me what my favorite tool is, not
necessarily of mine in my project possession, just as a
piece of machinery that I love and have loved since
I was a child, I would tell you that it's
a pair of ice scripts, proper ten hour ice scripts small.
I would like play with a pair of ice scripts yeah,
I was obsessed with them.
Speaker 3: Believe it's much in your own finger. You go, how
much more can I close? And yeah, how much more
can I close in this? Yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or like how how can how tight can I close this?
And if I can close it and it closes, and
then you open it and you just turn the screen
it just a little bit more. There's a little half
a thread more and see if you can close on that.
Hours of fun the farmer folks, what's your favorite tool
in the tool shed? Please let us know on those
social media pages, Tom Walls, we want.
Speaker 3: While we're here and have you and if it's your
if by chance your first time of for whatever reason
you haven't done it, go ahead and hit subscribe. Hit
the bell as well, the bell I can. Like Jerry said,
we you can now comment on things like Instagram. Obviously
comment on Instagram, but you didn't comment now in Spotify.
So if it's underneath a acting even shake on the
On the last episode, we do get pulled up everyone,
and I love actually getting pulled up by people. Go
while I was there in fair If we don't get
too many pedantic patricks, you know what I mean of patricians,
We get going, I think you find we get very
few of those people know that it's mostly fucking bullshit
flown out of our fucking eyes and ears a mouth,
so for the most powerful.
Speaker 2: Just today learned that Richard Attenborough was David Atenborough.
Speaker 3: There you go, and I did not know, so don't don't.
Don't you know? People know not to come to us
for the expertise. Do you know what I mean? They do?
They know it's just as well to just go along
with the lads on this one and not pull u up.
So normally you can leave a comment. Go ahead, leave
a comment if you're of the same opinion, or if
you know something that we didn't know, which is highly likely,
go ahead leave a comment. If you son of a bitch.
Speaker 2: There was some comments on the on the Spotify from
last week and will it come up for me right now? No,
But we didn't see them and we did like them.
Speaker 3: It's very weird. Spotify has been very slow for me.
I've been trying.
Speaker 2: They've changed something and it used to be like there
your comments were there, and that's changed.
Speaker 3: So it's the whole the whole thing has gone a
bit squarely. But if you can, yeah, leave a comment.
If you can leave a five star review as well,
that would be unreal as for some reason, as you
say it now, Spotify is just frozen on me as
I'm trying to open.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is maybe this is the big one.
Speaker 3: Oh Jesus, yeah, maybe it is the big one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's another couple of days we get this episode.
Speaker 3: I know, Jesus Christ like it's it's hard lines the
no if. For some reason, I know there is comments
on it. And for some reason, I'm just telling you
to do something that I won't be able to see.
Speaker 2: I've got a blue notification that there's comments waiting on me.
This is gonna x me here what there's blue Christ
right here. We'll figure it out for folks. We can
take it off there.
Speaker 3: It's not good Radio Christ and Christ above. To all
the lovely people out there, thank you all very much
for listen. I'm gon way to put my tin full
hat back on because I don't trust them, jerk. They're
trying to read my foot the thoughts, and.
Speaker 2: He's going to go and hide my laptop again.
Speaker 3: That was fun today, That's what happened. It's it's them
hide in your laptop. It's them hide in your laptop,
don't read my thoughts their mind. That's where I keep
on masking the live