Speaker 1: One Lynchinaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w
Speaker 1: j r R most frequent question this morning, without a doubts.
Speaker 2: Have you played the Metallica double Dose? Shit Lynch Poka, No,
Speaker 2: we haven't, but I hear it might be coming up
Speaker 2: real soon.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not sometime before ten when the second of
Speaker 1: the two Metallica song begins. Uh, you start calling and
Speaker 1: I will take one hundred and first caller put you
Speaker 1: in the second row for the show at Raymond James Stadium.
Speaker 2: The other question is what's the phone number again? I
Speaker 2: normally don't play a contest with you, guys, Well this one.
Speaker 2: A lot of people are four oh seven nine one
Speaker 2: six one oh one one. Haven't Andy again? Like Lynch said,
Speaker 2: when that second song starts, you start call.
Speaker 1: To anyone who's ever been pulled over for speeding and
Speaker 1: tried to use an excuse.
Speaker 2: I think most people have.
Speaker 1: You know, sometimes the excuse you offer up in retrospect
Speaker 1: maybe maybe not as good as just saying you got me.
Speaker 1: That's what you usually do, right, I've only been pulled
Speaker 1: over twice for speeding twice.
Speaker 2: Knock on wood, Why would you even say that? Well,
Speaker 2: I I you know, but both times did you not
Speaker 2: say I'm in the wrong.
Speaker 1: The last time that it happened was coming off the
Speaker 1: seven mile bridge. I was doing eighty five old and
Speaker 1: he got me and yeah, yeah, I officer, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: As you know, there's nobody else on the road and
Speaker 1: I wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 2: That's when you were doing eighty five off the seven
Speaker 2: mile bridge.
Speaker 1: Coming off the seven mile bridge, Oh yeah, And that
Speaker 1: was that was when professional courtesy kicked in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you had a cop or a car full
Speaker 2: of cops, two cops in the car, sister and her husband.
Speaker 2: I believe right, Yeah, And I knew the story well
Speaker 2: because I remember you saying, hey, you got me. I
Speaker 2: did wrong, but I didn't know eighty five miles for
Speaker 2: an hour was with a state trooper too, who usually
Speaker 2: you know, no messing around now. So there was that.
Speaker 1: And then I got caught speeding someplace right near my
Speaker 1: neighborhood where I knew I shouldn't be speaking. I said,
Speaker 1: please write me the ticket. I know better, I know
Speaker 1: you guys are always out here. Yeah, I'm late for
Speaker 1: the dentist.
Speaker 2: I thought you rolled a stop sign close to your
Speaker 2: house too.
Speaker 1: That that wasn't speeding. Though that was wrong. That was California,
Speaker 1: and I admitted to that one too.
Speaker 2: I had one of those about nine months ago where
Speaker 2: I went early on the turning. It was a delayed
Speaker 2: green and I saw the other side change. Remember I
Speaker 2: was on the way to work. I told you, sorry,
Speaker 2: I dorked it. How's this for an excuse? Give it?
Speaker 1: New York woman from Brooklyn was headed up ninety five
Speaker 1: in her SUV with her two year old in the car.
Speaker 1: She got stopped for doing over one hundred miles per
Speaker 1: hour by troopers there in New York. And when they
Speaker 1: inquired as to watch she was going over one hundred
Speaker 1: on nine ninety five, she said, well, we're late for
Speaker 1: the Thomas the train event for my kid.
Speaker 2: Can't be late for that, that little train with the
Speaker 2: face on it. Even I remember that. Yeah, ma'am, you're
Speaker 2: doing over one hundred with a two year old in
Speaker 2: the car? Right, Okay?
Speaker 1: Then that's a she was. She was actually arrested for that.
Speaker 1: That's one of those that will that anmounts to reckless
Speaker 1: driving and endangement.
Speaker 2: And Thomas the train was not seen by the child,
Speaker 2: was it? It doesn't sound like it. No, No, got
Speaker 2: to see Mommy, you know, getting cuffed and stuff. Would
Speaker 2: be cool if the cop you know, called his partner
Speaker 2: and said, hey, you take this. I'm gonna take this
Speaker 2: kid to Thomas the train. You talk mom to jail up. Mom.
Speaker 2: You know I'm driving. I'm driving out of the Keys
Speaker 2: today for the annual Sinco party, right Pat, You know what.
Speaker 2: I don't get to drive. The wife doesn't like when
Speaker 2: I drive because I drive too fast, so I don't
Speaker 2: have the fear of getting a speeding ticket. I even
Speaker 2: tried yesterday. Hey, we take my truck or your car
Speaker 2: with my car?
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we're gonna have to come to
Speaker 1: a decision on headline of the week. I have one
Speaker 1: last one to the throne, to the mix here, and
Speaker 1: then we can review the others.
Speaker 2: Okay, I wrote the other ones down, so okay, we're good.
Speaker 2: What's this one?
Speaker 1: Porn Star accused of beheading couple then dumping body parts
Speaker 1: and suitcases on UK Bridge.
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Do you want any readers digest what happened in this situation?
Speaker 1: Although the headline is quite effective in recapping it one
Speaker 1: more time with the headline, porn star accused of beheading
Speaker 1: couple then dumping body parts and suitcases on UK bridge.
Speaker 2: Wow. Uh, I would dig the other ones. Okay, break
Speaker 2: it down and then I'll look at these over.
Speaker 1: What you got here is you got three gay guys
Speaker 1: in the UK, two living with each other in one
Speaker 1: of them into some really kinky type sex.
Speaker 2: Is he the porn star?
Speaker 1: H No, the porn star was the third wheel who
Speaker 1: it sounds like it was a jealous rage situation ended
Speaker 1: up killing both of them, and then you know the
Speaker 1: beheading and the body parts and suitcases came to follow.
Speaker 1: I guess the this is going to trial now there
Speaker 1: in the UK. Okay, here's what we have for the week.
Speaker 1: All of you vote at two two five, two six
Speaker 1: on which one wins the title perv doctor secretly films
Speaker 1: thirty patients because he's concerned about his small penis.
Speaker 2: He was trying to do compare and contrast his with
Speaker 2: his patients, but he was secretly filming thirty of them.
Speaker 2: Got buzz. So that's one headline, fart spray causes chaos
Speaker 2: at Carnival and Fairfield. What's the other one. I think
Speaker 2: we had an airplane yep, we have Southwest Airlines. Passenger
Speaker 2: allegedly strips naked and poops on plane seat during flight. Okay,
Speaker 2: So to summarize.
Speaker 1: I'm still stuck on how that that could have even
Speaker 1: used the word allegedly when the entire plane witnessed the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 2: I told you, lawyer Bob here, you have to take
Speaker 2: it to court.
Speaker 1: And then you get the porn star beheading in body
Speaker 1: parts in the suitcase on the bridge.
Speaker 2: Okay, So would you all like to go again? Vote
Speaker 2: at two to two five to somebody said, how do
Speaker 2: I vote? Two two five two six? Just text in
Speaker 2: small penis pooper fart at the fire spray? Yeah? Or beheading?
Speaker 2: I I know we don't pick, but which I think?
Speaker 2: I think that, No, don't try to influence. It's just
Speaker 2: headline of the week itself. Is what the headline read? Yes,
Speaker 2: for just effective purposes. And the joy of what headline
Speaker 2: of the week is. Well that everybody at they're already
Speaker 2: texting in at two two five two six.
Speaker 1: All right, we'll give them another minute or two while
Speaker 1: we talked about this last story, and then we'll circle.
Speaker 2: Back to that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Congratulations to ten year old Cooper Wallace, who, for the
Speaker 1: second year in a row, won gold in the European
Speaker 1: Goal screeching Championships. Remember this dude from last year. Yet,
Speaker 1: this is a bunch of weirdos who are really into
Speaker 1: seagulls and dress up like seagulls and then try to
Speaker 1: screech and act like seagulls in Europe. So Cooper Cooper
Speaker 1: takes the gold for the second year in a row.
Speaker 1: I have extensive video footage of this for you seagull
Speaker 1: loving types at our lynching taco blogg I tell you
Speaker 1: jr dot com or the j r r Facebook.
Speaker 2: Page, the one bird you thought that nobody would ever love,
Speaker 2: and they dress up. This kid's doomed. He's stupid human tricks.
Speaker 2: What's he gonna like when he gets older? Talk to women? Oh, so,
Speaker 2: what are you into? I make seagull sounds and starts
Speaker 2: doing it. She's out. You're gonna find a taker eventually.
Speaker 2: We know this. Yeah, I'm I'm looking at four of
Speaker 2: them on your Facebook on Facebook page right now.
Speaker 1: There's a whole there's a whole gathering of seagull weirdos.
Speaker 2: My other takeaway is at ten years old, he has
Speaker 2: an unfair advantage. You know, hasn't hit puberty yet, so
Speaker 2: he has that screechy voice golling. That's a okay, are
Speaker 2: you ready to review? Yeah? What say the listeners? Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna start reading them out. You tell me
Speaker 2: which one comes to the top. Porn star, far spray,
Speaker 2: fart spray, porn star, beheading, poop small penis, hooping, hoop spray, uh,
Speaker 2: fart spray. I can't believe fart spray is really doing this. Well,
Speaker 2: I believe it, and.
Speaker 1: It's because of the pure simplicity and joy that you
Speaker 1: get from hearing the words fart spray and carnival in
Speaker 1: the same sentence.
Speaker 2: So let's keep going. Beheading, farts, pooper, or fart beheaded.
Speaker 2: If you're a person driving a tourist in town with
Speaker 2: kids in the backseat to the theme parks in your
Speaker 2: head Doorlando, don't you say any of these words kids, beheading,
Speaker 2: fart spray, beheading, pooper, fart spray, pooper, fart spray, pooper, beheading, pooper, beheading, beheading, hooper, beheading,
Speaker 2: teeny weenie. I don't tell you, Pat. I thought it
Speaker 2: was gonna be between the dots, the teeny weenie doctor
Speaker 2: and the and the beheading, but it sounded to me
Speaker 2: like just about all of them got uh uh at
Speaker 2: sart Spray's winning. Yeah, there's a lot. It's not all
Speaker 2: of them, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Hey, I if I if I'm allowed to cast a vote,
Speaker 1: I'm right there with the fart spray contingency.
Speaker 2: I'm not. But the winners speak, and fart spray is
Speaker 2: the winner. Do you want to hear the headline one
Speaker 2: more time fort spray Chaos? Yes, that would be take
Speaker 2: us out with It, Taco. That would be fart spray
Speaker 2: causes chaos at a carnival in Fairfield, Orlando's Rock Station