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<v Speaker 1>One Lynchinaco, Orlando's rock station one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>j r R most frequent question this morning, without a doubts.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you played the Metallica double Dose? Shit Lynch Poka, No,

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<v Speaker 2>we haven't, but I hear it might be coming up

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<v Speaker 2>real soon.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe maybe not sometime before ten when the second of

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<v Speaker 1>the two Metallica song begins. Uh, you start calling and

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<v Speaker 1>I will take one hundred and first caller put you

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<v Speaker 1>in the second row for the show at Raymond James Stadium.

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<v Speaker 2>The other question is what's the phone number again? I

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<v Speaker 2>normally don't play a contest with you, guys, Well this one.

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<v Speaker 2>A lot of people are four oh seven nine one

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<v Speaker 2>six one oh one one. Haven't Andy again? Like Lynch said,

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<v Speaker 2>when that second song starts, you start call.

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<v Speaker 1>To anyone who's ever been pulled over for speeding and

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<v Speaker 1>tried to use an excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>I think most people have.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, sometimes the excuse you offer up in retrospect

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<v Speaker 1>maybe maybe not as good as just saying you got me.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you usually do, right, I've only been pulled

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<v Speaker 1>over twice for speeding twice.

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<v Speaker 2>Knock on wood, Why would you even say that? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I I you know, but both times did you not

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<v Speaker 2>say I'm in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>The last time that it happened was coming off the

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<v Speaker 1>seven mile bridge. I was doing eighty five old and

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<v Speaker 1>he got me and yeah, yeah, I officer, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>As you know, there's nobody else on the road and

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't paying attention.

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<v Speaker 2>That's when you were doing eighty five off the seven

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<v Speaker 2>mile bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>Coming off the seven mile bridge, Oh yeah, And that

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<v Speaker 1>was that was when professional courtesy kicked in.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you had a cop or a car full

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<v Speaker 2>of cops, two cops in the car, sister and her husband.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe right, Yeah, And I knew the story well

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<v Speaker 2>because I remember you saying, hey, you got me. I

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<v Speaker 2>did wrong, but I didn't know eighty five miles for

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<v Speaker 2>an hour was with a state trooper too, who usually

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<v Speaker 2>you know, no messing around now. So there was that.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I got caught speeding someplace right near my

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood where I knew I shouldn't be speaking. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>please write me the ticket. I know better, I know

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<v Speaker 1>you guys are always out here. Yeah, I'm late for

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<v Speaker 1>the dentist.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you rolled a stop sign close to your

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<v Speaker 2>house too.

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<v Speaker 1>That that wasn't speeding. Though that was wrong. That was California,

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<v Speaker 1>and I admitted to that one too.

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<v Speaker 2>I had one of those about nine months ago where

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<v Speaker 2>I went early on the turning. It was a delayed

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<v Speaker 2>green and I saw the other side change. Remember I

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<v Speaker 2>was on the way to work. I told you, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>I dorked it. How's this for an excuse? Give it?

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<v Speaker 1>New York woman from Brooklyn was headed up ninety five

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<v Speaker 1>in her SUV with her two year old in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>She got stopped for doing over one hundred miles per

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<v Speaker 1>hour by troopers there in New York. And when they

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<v Speaker 1>inquired as to watch she was going over one hundred

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<v Speaker 1>on nine ninety five, she said, well, we're late for

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<v Speaker 1>the Thomas the train event for my kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't be late for that, that little train with the

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<v Speaker 2>face on it. Even I remember that. Yeah, ma'am, you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing over one hundred with a two year old in

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<v Speaker 2>the car? Right, Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Then that's a she was. She was actually arrested for that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's one of those that will that anmounts to reckless

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<v Speaker 1>driving and endangement.

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<v Speaker 2>And Thomas the train was not seen by the child,

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<v Speaker 2>was it? It doesn't sound like it. No, No, got

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<v Speaker 2>to see Mommy, you know, getting cuffed and stuff. Would

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<v Speaker 2>be cool if the cop you know, called his partner

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<v Speaker 2>and said, hey, you take this. I'm gonna take this

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<v Speaker 2>kid to Thomas the train. You talk mom to jail up. Mom.

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<v Speaker 2>You know I'm driving. I'm driving out of the Keys

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<v Speaker 2>today for the annual Sinco party, right Pat, You know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get to drive. The wife doesn't like when

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<v Speaker 2>I drive because I drive too fast, so I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have the fear of getting a speeding ticket. I even

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<v Speaker 2>tried yesterday. Hey, we take my truck or your car

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<v Speaker 2>with my car?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, all right, we're gonna have to come to

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<v Speaker 1>a decision on headline of the week. I have one

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<v Speaker 1>last one to the throne, to the mix here, and

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<v Speaker 1>then we can review the others.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I wrote the other ones down, so okay, we're good.

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<v Speaker 2>What's this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Porn Star accused of beheading couple then dumping body parts

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<v Speaker 1>and suitcases on UK Bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want any readers digest what happened in this situation?

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<v Speaker 1>Although the headline is quite effective in recapping it one

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<v Speaker 1>more time with the headline, porn star accused of beheading

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<v Speaker 1>couple then dumping body parts and suitcases on UK bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow. Uh, I would dig the other ones. Okay, break

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<v Speaker 2>it down and then I'll look at these over.

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<v Speaker 1>What you got here is you got three gay guys

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK, two living with each other in one

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<v Speaker 1>of them into some really kinky type sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Is he the porn star?

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<v Speaker 1>H No, the porn star was the third wheel who

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like it was a jealous rage situation ended

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<v Speaker 1>up killing both of them, and then you know the

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<v Speaker 1>beheading and the body parts and suitcases came to follow.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess the this is going to trial now there

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<v Speaker 1>in the UK. Okay, here's what we have for the week.

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<v Speaker 1>All of you vote at two two five, two six

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<v Speaker 1>on which one wins the title perv doctor secretly films

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<v Speaker 1>thirty patients because he's concerned about his small penis.

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<v Speaker 2>He was trying to do compare and contrast his with

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<v Speaker 2>his patients, but he was secretly filming thirty of them.

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<v Speaker 2>Got buzz. So that's one headline, fart spray causes chaos

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<v Speaker 2>at Carnival and Fairfield. What's the other one. I think

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<v Speaker 2>we had an airplane yep, we have Southwest Airlines. Passenger

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<v Speaker 2>allegedly strips naked and poops on plane seat during flight. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>So to summarize.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm still stuck on how that that could have even

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<v Speaker 1>used the word allegedly when the entire plane witnessed the

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<v Speaker 1>same thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you, lawyer Bob here, you have to take

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<v Speaker 2>it to court.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you get the porn star beheading in body

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<v Speaker 1>parts in the suitcase on the bridge.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So would you all like to go again? Vote

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<v Speaker 2>at two to two five to somebody said, how do

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<v Speaker 2>I vote? Two two five two six? Just text in

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<v Speaker 2>small penis pooper fart at the fire spray? Yeah? Or beheading?

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<v Speaker 2>I I know we don't pick, but which I think?

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<v Speaker 2>I think that, No, don't try to influence. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>headline of the week itself. Is what the headline read? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>for just effective purposes. And the joy of what headline

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<v Speaker 2>of the week is. Well that everybody at they're already

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<v Speaker 2>texting in at two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we'll give them another minute or two while

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about this last story, and then we'll circle.

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<v Speaker 2>Back to that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Congratulations to ten year old Cooper Wallace, who, for the

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<v Speaker 1>second year in a row, won gold in the European

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<v Speaker 1>Goal screeching Championships. Remember this dude from last year. Yet,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a bunch of weirdos who are really into

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<v Speaker 1>seagulls and dress up like seagulls and then try to

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<v Speaker 1>screech and act like seagulls in Europe. So Cooper Cooper

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<v Speaker 1>takes the gold for the second year in a row.

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<v Speaker 1>I have extensive video footage of this for you seagull

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<v Speaker 1>loving types at our lynching taco blogg I tell you

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<v Speaker 1>jr dot com or the j r r Facebook.

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<v Speaker 2>Page, the one bird you thought that nobody would ever love,

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<v Speaker 2>and they dress up. This kid's doomed. He's stupid human tricks.

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<v Speaker 2>What's he gonna like when he gets older? Talk to women? Oh, so,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you into? I make seagull sounds and starts

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<v Speaker 2>doing it. She's out. You're gonna find a taker eventually.

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<v Speaker 2>We know this. Yeah, I'm I'm looking at four of

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<v Speaker 2>them on your Facebook on Facebook page right now.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a whole there's a whole gathering of seagull weirdos.

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<v Speaker 2>My other takeaway is at ten years old, he has

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<v Speaker 2>an unfair advantage. You know, hasn't hit puberty yet, so

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<v Speaker 2>he has that screechy voice golling. That's a okay, are

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<v Speaker 2>you ready to review? Yeah? What say the listeners? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just gonna start reading them out. You tell me

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<v Speaker 2>which one comes to the top. Porn star, far spray,

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<v Speaker 2>fart spray, porn star, beheading, poop small penis, hooping, hoop spray, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>fart spray. I can't believe fart spray is really doing this. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I believe it, and.

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<v Speaker 1>It's because of the pure simplicity and joy that you

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<v Speaker 1>get from hearing the words fart spray and carnival in

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<v Speaker 1>the same sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's keep going. Beheading, farts, pooper, or fart beheaded.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're a person driving a tourist in town with

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<v Speaker 2>kids in the backseat to the theme parks in your

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<v Speaker 2>head Doorlando, don't you say any of these words kids, beheading,

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<v Speaker 2>fart spray, beheading, pooper, fart spray, pooper, fart spray, pooper, beheading, pooper, beheading, beheading, hooper, beheading,

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<v Speaker 2>teeny weenie. I don't tell you, Pat. I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna be between the dots, the teeny weenie doctor

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<v Speaker 2>and the and the beheading, but it sounded to me

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<v Speaker 2>like just about all of them got uh uh at

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<v Speaker 2>sart Spray's winning. Yeah, there's a lot. It's not all

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<v Speaker 2>of them, that's for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I if I if I'm allowed to cast a vote,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm right there with the fart spray contingency.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. But the winners speak, and fart spray is

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<v Speaker 2>the winner. Do you want to hear the headline one

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<v Speaker 2>more time fort spray Chaos? Yes, that would be take

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<v Speaker 2>us out with It, Taco. That would be fart spray

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<v Speaker 2>causes chaos at a carnival in Fairfield, Orlando's Rock Station