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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell's you good.

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Speaker 2: Frank Clayton here joined with Bye, Chris, Hello, say Hi,

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Say hello Chris.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm Chris And if you're just joining us, I

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died well about a year and a half ago, and

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my eternal punishment down here in Hella is to do

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this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife with

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Clayton here, the younger brother of Satan.

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Speaker 2: That's me and I'm also the Secretary of War in

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the ongoing war against Heaven.

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Speaker 1: We're kicking their ass.

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Speaker 2: If if if this is the storeboard, huh would indicate

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how things are going? I would say it is six

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hundred and sixty six points two zero while we're doing that.

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Speaker 1: Good Is there a scoreboard? There is? Actually? Yeah, you

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know Harry Potter.

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Speaker 2: It's a very hellish series about which is written by

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a terrible person. Still a huge pop culture phenomenon, so

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it gets referenced to, and then people get upset when

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it's referenced, even though it's like part of their childhood.

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So it's like this really weird thing where it's like

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a should I talk about Harry Potter?

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Speaker 1: Should I not talk about Harry Potter? Well, you're doing it.

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You know that series. Yeah, yeah, that that serious.

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you know whenever they're like ten points of

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Gryffindor in the yeah, it's like that we have one.

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Speaker 1: Of those ten points to heaven. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, no, they're like they don't have they

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have zero points, six hundred and sixty six points.

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Speaker 1: For your hell.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's different houses though in Harry Potter there's like Gryffindor, Slytherin,

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and then what are the.

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Speaker 1: Houses because tons of houses.

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Speaker 2: They got this old house, full house, house of pain,

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house of torments, house on the prairie. Yeah, a little house,

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little house on the prairie. Yeah, they're they're they're underdogs. Yeah, hey, Chris,

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guess what we're bringing it back.

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Speaker 1: We're bringing it back. What Q and a? Q and a?

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That's right, all right?

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Speaker 2: I got a question, piping hot question fresh off the

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presses from Reddit. It's from Time x thirteen and they

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ask do any of you all know why they stopped

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answering questions.

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Speaker 1: On the show. I guess we're praying to good Morning

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from Hell because this is our good Morning from Hell

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sub reddit. Oh wait do you know? Oh yeah, I

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just don't want to anymore. You don't want no, No,

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not really.

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Speaker 3: Well, okay, Well, we are doing a working on a

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new live show that will be upcoming. I don't know

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if we can what we can announce about it, but

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it'll be sometime soon. It will be a lot of

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very interactive, a lot of cue name and also more

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than that, even be more insane, and so we'll be keeping.

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Speaker 1: You all up to date on that when we have

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more information.

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Speaker 2: That's right, There'll be a visual component. There'll be merch,

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special merch for the event. You'll see Chris, you'll see me.

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I'm gonna put on a lot of makeup so I'm

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camera ready because makeup down in hell.

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Speaker 1: You know it runs, you gotta really put cake it off. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, can you imagine if they did like some

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sort of live action adaptation of this show, and then

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there was like an actor who had to play me,

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and then every time that they wanted to do a

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live action show, that guy would have to then put

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like a ton of red makeup on and like prosthetic

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horns and a weird cost of you imagine that sounds hell,

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that sounds that sounds awful. There's no wonder they probably

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wouldn't do that very often.

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Speaker 3: Only for really really good reasons, really really good events

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that are like worth it exactly. Yes, So I take

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it we don't have any other Q and A right now. No, no, god, no, no,

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of course not.

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Speaker 2: No, Okay, we're we're saving those up for the big

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show so we can get into the episode proper.

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Speaker 1: All right. Well, then who's our guest this week?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know we're gonna be talking about a certain

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population down here in Hell that a lot of people

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aren't familiar with.

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Speaker 1: And uh, they actually have a really tragic story.

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Speaker 2: It's it's actually I have a cold, dead heart, but

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I actually do feel for these people, and I feel

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like we should.

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Speaker 1: Shed light on their story.

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Speaker 2: So, uh, we're gonna be bringing on Oh Dirf, So

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come on, come on in.

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Speaker 1: Hey, what's up, guys?

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Speaker 4: It fucking hurts to be here.

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Speaker 2: Well that's that team spirit. He's doing cartwheels. So, oh, DIRF,

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are you a free.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say I'm a furry. It's more so just a.

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Speaker 5: Type of vessel that has bestowed upon me to be

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able to contact and maybe occasionally see.

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Speaker 1: My children who are still alive.

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Speaker 5: But I will say there are furries down here in Hell,

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and they do mistake me sometimes as a companion.

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Speaker 1: Uh huh, And I do have some wet legs.

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Speaker 3: Sorry about that Odorf you're wearing like a mascot costume?

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Is that that is a costume?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, But I also like to call it

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my own personal Hell is scorching hot in the air

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and Hell and it's even hotter inside of the costume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, poor poor Odrf here.

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Speaker 2: I wish I could give you some reprieve, But this

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is the life you chose, you know. I mean, tell

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Chris kind of what goes on with the mascots down here.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's a rough life. You come down to Hell,

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and you know.

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Speaker 5: You got a bunch of different options and different professions whatnot.

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And then you also have a secondary option of how

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you'd like to communicate with the the people that are

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still alive. I thought it was maybe a forgiving type

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of Hell. It was a trick. I did sign my

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name when it was too late, and so I'm forever

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bound into this costume. And it's throw hot. If you

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can like just blow into my eye or something like that,

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even the little ones puff of wind would be.

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Speaker 2: Just fanta I got really bad breath.

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Speaker 1: It's garlic bread. I'm sorry, it's a little fiery. Yeah,

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my tears so they're a joyful Well what is this

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a costume of? What are you describe your parents? It's

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not like an animal?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'll be honest, it's not anything that's that you

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haven't seen before.

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Speaker 1: It is.

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Speaker 5: Uh, it's it's large and in charge. It's kind of

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like a rat with electricity. It's kind of like a

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like a right show, I will admit. But here's the

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thing though, it's really thick on the bottom. This thing

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drags ass. I did opt in for the bigger storage.

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I did not think that the bigger storage would mean

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a bigger kaboobs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but why do you have an umbrella? Weird detail? Well,

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it just I just don't I don't want the furries

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to piss on me.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: It's there's some big.

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Speaker 5: Furries out here, and let me tell you, they have

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the urge to do certain things the smaller mascots.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so so Chris. Basically what happens is Odorf here.

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That's his name that he goes by.

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Speaker 1: From now on.

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Speaker 2: His past life is pretty much erased. We don't refer

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to him by his Earthen name. He gave it all up,

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you know, so that he could go back to the

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Earth realm and communicate with his loved ones. But he is,

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as he said, trapped in this vessel, and this is

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the only way that he could do that. So there's

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the way out.

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Speaker 5: And I'll be honest with you, I'm not sure what

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you know, where the costume starts and the skin as connects.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of just all one thing. Now that's sweaty again, amalgamation. Yeah,

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so you.

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Speaker 5: Chose this so you could go up to Earth, you know,

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it's a way to go up to Earth.

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Speaker 1: It's one of the vessels.

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Speaker 5: And I will admit I was gonna go and check

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out my shit kids and how they were doing with

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their lives, and it's not going well, so it's kind

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of pointless. Didn't think i'd be locked into this thing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so you go up to Earth and you have

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to like go to their house or like, how does it?

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Speaker 1: What are the rules? No? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Most of the time I see him at a

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sporting event, I'll pop up, I'll do a little dance.

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I wish I could make a little love, but there

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is no getting down during that night.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no talking either. He can't.

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Speaker 2: He's once he's up on the earth realm. The only

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communication he can do is with his flailing his arms

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and doing car wheels and shit.

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Speaker 5: That's really the only way I could communicate. They do

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occasionally give me a shirt gun with a pen. I

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don't remember my name when I was alive. Oh I

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do remember the face of my kids and everyone. Once

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in a while, i'll write down my name with a

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little heart and I'll shoot you at my kid and

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you know, they'll open it up and just go, who

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the fuck is odurf and go, it's me.

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Speaker 1: But they don't know, they don't know, don't know. So

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is it good to see them? Or does it just

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hurt more that you're so close and yet so far

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so far?

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Speaker 5: Well it only hurts one. You know, see my wife

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and she's moved on and.

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Speaker 1: Uh it moved on? How like she's she?

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Speaker 2: I like?

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Speaker 1: Have you ever seen her on like a date at

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a sporting event?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have? Wow? Kiss cam? Was it the kiss cam? Yeah?

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I didn't want to bring it.

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Speaker 5: I was going to talk about the kiss camp, but

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it's unfortunate and for some fucking reason, I keep getting

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put at the same type of sporting event because uh huh,

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you know her, her new husband is really into this

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thing called chest boxing chess, and just I just I

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don't know quite know what I'm looking at, but just

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look at the description up on the banner, and it

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just constantly says, a sport that combines brains and bronze.

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Speaker 1: So, and you just have to dance at it. I

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have to just.

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Speaker 5: Dance like a sometimes like a ring, like a ring girl.

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And So then said, instead of holding up a scorecard,

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I'll hold up my name. No one knows.

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Speaker 1: This is oh dirt, dirt. It doesn't want I doesn't

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want her to love again, but love me. They're they're dirt.

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Speaker 2: I would give you a you know, a tissue, but

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I'm afraid as soon as I stick it in your giant,

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gaping mouth.

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Speaker 1: That's just gonna it's just immediately gonna be get wet.

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That'll be like a like a gang ball. I will.

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I will tell you that much. I'll tell you the

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furries they enjoy that. Yeah, that mouth is that is

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that a beak or or teeth or I don't he's

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a rat. I can't see a rat. It's it's a rat,

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but I don't think rats have beaks. It just looks

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more beak like. It just doesn't.

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Speaker 3: I see the resemblance of a rat. There's like a tail,

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but it's got a poofy ball.

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Speaker 1: It's just I've shaved it. I've shaved down a bit

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of it.

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Speaker 5: I've created little like shives down here and hell, and

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I've shaved it into a little bit of a point

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to your mouth.

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Speaker 1: So I see what you're getting at.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, I will admit I am already in how

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so why not full send it at once? At some

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day I just plan on full sending it up that

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guy Jerry's ass, who's just you know, with my wife

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now and driving around is Ford f one fifty just

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talking about how it's built Ford tough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah that thing got a HEMI that might be Dodge,

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I can't remember.

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Speaker 3: So so you, I mean, can you ever leave the

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the arena? Like I don't know, like maybe he throws

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like cell phone signs up on street corners or anything

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like that.

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Speaker 5: I mean no, I mean I I every once in

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a while they'll go buy a de gior No pizza

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place because that's a new thing, and you know it's

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not delivery their slogan, and now they're just delivering weird.

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Speaker 1: It's weird, they it's weird up there. Man.

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Speaker 5: I don't, I don't. I don't want to go up

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there anymore. I don't want to watch chest boxing.

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Speaker 2: Keep in mind, Chris, visuals are very limited in that costume.

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Speaker 1: I mean you you can hardly see ship, right, Oh,

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I can't see much. It's my eyes are bleeding as

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as we speak.

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Speaker 5: Oh so maybe it's not a well, you know, it

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looks like one you've.

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Speaker 3: Got a big smile. Your character has a big smile.

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It looks like he's having a good time.

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Speaker 5: Oh so said, Look that smile is it's just clips

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and pins, you know, holding up a dead soul an insight.

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It's clipped onto my mouth though. It's like I'm foresting

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in this constant smile.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's so unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: So, Chris, the reason that you weren't offered this opportunity

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is only a select group of people that go to

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Hell are are allowed to actually become mascots. It's typically

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people that have done petty crimes that we feel we

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can trust to go back up to the earth.

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Speaker 1: Problem and they won't cost too much of a ruckus, So.

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Speaker 2: I woulder tell, tell Chris what your petty crime was

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that got you into this mess.

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Speaker 1: So I ransacked the sex shot. What yeah, a sex shot. Yeah,

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I thought it was tax evasion. But wow, I didn't

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know that one. Well, we don't talk about the tax evasion.

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I just didn't think it'd catch up to me. But yeah,

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it always does. Sam always knows.

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Speaker 3: Is it just one of those things where you were

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embarrassed to buy it? So you just like took it,

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you know, because you didn't want to go to the

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front check out and be like, yes.

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Speaker 1: I want this, you know, giant butt plug.

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Speaker 5: More like took it and then tried to take it

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while I was taking it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh, I mean did they have one of

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those sensors that set off the alarm?

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Speaker 1: Look?

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Speaker 5: I just thought if I just hitted deeper, it wouldn't

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set the alarm off.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, no, you have one of those like

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exploding ink cartridges.

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Speaker 1: Well, well now we know why I died.

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Speaker 5: Yeah no, no, oh no, I just kind of just

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went buck wild. I'm not gonna lie. There's ink kartridges

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that explode off of one end. And then I consumed

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the way too many.

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Speaker 1: Kind of like pills just to help, just to help a.

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Speaker 5: Push out a little stronger stream, ropey stream and backfired.

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The explosion from from the downside boosted the explosion the

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pills from the stomach, and that force in a rupture

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just erupted. Instead of out of the front, it erupted

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out of the nostrils and the ears. What a mess,

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and the eyes.

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Speaker 2: Maybe that's why we ultimately gave you just a big

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garbage truck ass on your mascots because we thought it

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would be funny, you know, because it relates to your death.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what happened to your wife and kids? What did

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they do? And they found your heard about it your body?

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Did you know if they saw it?

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Speaker 5: You know the wife the wife's song. My oldest took

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a glance and never been the same again. He now

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quit college and works at a hot topic.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, good for him, Good for him doing the

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doing the devil's work.

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Speaker 3: So, if you could say one thing to your family

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on earth besides you know, cheering them on or you know,

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jumping on a trampoline or t shirt cannon, what would

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you say?

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Speaker 5: Uh, you know, I just like to tell them if

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they're watching, keep getting while the gun's getting god spiky rats.

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Speaker 2: Wow, he's he's obligated to say that. He has no choice,

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so you know, you can't obviously say that, and they're

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definitely not listening. Odor if I'm sorry to tell you, so,

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how how would you physically act that out? If you

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can demonstrate and kind of.

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Speaker 1: Walk us through it.

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Speaker 3: Should we play some music or something like some maybe

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put on.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, if you like to really getting get it going,

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pump up the jam?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Here's a here's a little all right playing hmm.

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Speaker 5: Okay, poorly moonwalking crush. Okay, I guess that's it.

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Speaker 1: I guess that's the worm. He's trying to break dance,

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but not really.

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Speaker 3: He's just doing that that thing that dogs do when

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they're dragging their butt on the floor.

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Speaker 1: He's trying to.

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Speaker 2: Get back up and do that sexy stripper thing where

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they slap their knees but then slowly rise up with

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their hands blotting on their legs.

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Speaker 1: Oh, he's finishing it up. He's finishing it up. What's

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his final move?

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Speaker 5: Wait?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's extra sad because that place is.

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Speaker 5: Hot, so hot there, I hate it this Once a

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year there's always. I always have to go with the

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big sporting event. It's on the ESPN eight, the old Show.

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You can watch it three times a year, and it.

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Speaker 1: Is u it is Chipmunk Chess.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of chess events here, a lot of

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really tired for some reasons. The Chipmunk Chest you can

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watch it on then eight the OCHO brought to you

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by the KIS Summer sales event.

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Speaker 1: Wow, are you obligated to say that too? It's a

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part of my contract. It's okay.

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Speaker 2: Oder, If you're in a safe place, you don't have

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to you don't have to hear not no, really, not

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so so.

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Speaker 1: Odor.

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Speaker 2: What's it like whenever you run into other mascots knowing

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the hell that they are also going through? Like, what's

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that communication like when you guys see each.

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Speaker 1: Other up on the Earth realm. I'll be honest, it's

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a lot of it's a lot of beef.

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Speaker 5: Oh really, really, it's it's really only the one of

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the few ways that we can communicate with other people.

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Not many people want to talk to mascots. And I

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will admit, you know, I'm I.

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Speaker 1: Am with the grain, I'm not against it.

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Speaker 5: And there's a lot of aggression in this, in this

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dumb truck of a costume, and when you see someone

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else who also understands your pain, you just gotta fight club,

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you know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you think there'd be some sort of sense of fellowship,

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you know, some camaraderie, because you guys are going through

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a mutual hellish situation.

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Speaker 1: But you guys just you guys just duke it out.

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Though you play pranks on each other and stuff.

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Speaker 5: It's a lot of just throwing arms and haymakers, because

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you know, you you might have a really nice costume

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where maybe you have a little tear in like the

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side of it, and you get a little bit of

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oxygen in there once in a while, someone's tell us

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about that, or maybe maybe maybe fuck you Brian, other

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mascot from fucking Las Vegas. Okay, just because I nailed

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the key of summer sales advanced sponsorship and maybe I

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got a little bit more in the costume and.

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Speaker 1: I got upgraded.

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Speaker 2: Maybe stop being so upset. It's Brian the Badger you're

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referring too. Yeah, that badger bitch.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: So those those like rivalries between teams, those aren't like

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for show.

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Speaker 1: Those are real.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, when you see two mascots going at it

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like a couple of raccoons in a garbage can and

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at a baseball game.

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Speaker 1: It's real. It's real. Wow, that's so sad. So tell

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us some other things that you do.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're at these sporting events, you know, sometimes

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you get a T shirt canon, you might write a

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an so os you know, to the fans or something.

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What are some other like things you did? You ever

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do any stunts or anything like that?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Sometimes, Sorry, it's in my contract.

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Speaker 5: I gotta dance at least twenty Go ahead, that's good.

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Speaker 1: I'll work it out. You know, it's really difficult.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes it's a lot of physical uh just physical things

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and feet, so you got to do Sometimes it's like, hey,

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you know, Papakiya wants to turn up a notch this

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season on the Oat Show. So it's like you're doing

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a basketball event this time, you think, cool, I gotta

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watch Chipmunk chess anymore. It's a nice turn of events.

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And then you have to jump through a fire hoop

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into a basket for a basketball game and no one

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cares about nobody Kia, nobody cares about the d League.

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Speaker 1: And you didn't did were you trained? At any of this. No,

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just grip it and rip it. That's that's I'm assuming too.

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Speaker 2: You guys get set up for failure because I mean,

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seeing a mascot do a stunt that's one thing, But

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seeing a mascot fail stunt that's comic gold.

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Speaker 1: You know. People just love that. People love that.

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Speaker 5: Uh, you know, either way, it's a win win, you know,

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and it sells kias.

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you that much. You fail, you fail, you

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sell a Kia.

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Speaker 5: You win, you accomplish the shooting the body through the

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fire into the hoop, you sell a Kia.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 3: Some mascots are more famous than others. I mean, is

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there like a hierarchy among them, you know, like the

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really famous ones, like like what's the deal with Gritty Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Oh Gritty Grounds? Yeah, Well, I mean I don't know,

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I know his last name.

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Speaker 5: But Gritty Grounds is successfully completed many many of events.

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Really just the front runner in terms of, you know,

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every year getting that.

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Speaker 1: Covenant Award of Bucho mascot.

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Speaker 5: It's a big award. It's a trophy that everybody wants.

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Gritty Grounds every year just wins it. And there's just

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no point even thinking about the goddamn award because he man,

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I didn't know y'all had awards. Yeah, we do anything

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anything to just kind of not go out each other's throats.

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Speaker 1: Then we make the stupid award.

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Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, the award is that similar to

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the end of a football or basketball game that you've won,

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they dump a cooler of gatorade or water on you. You know,

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that's what the mascots get, right.

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you, grounds looks so refreshed after after

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an award, every time, every time. And then he looks

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at all the mascots that loss and he says, McDonald's

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eat fresh fuckers, and it hurts every time.

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Speaker 1: Man, Papa Key is not happy about that.

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Speaker 5: I bet Kia makes amazing cards and amazing prices and

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they are.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry, We're just we're gonna have to cut you off.

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I mean for legal reasons.

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Speaker 1: Okay, talk about he is on air. Sorry, Yeah, we

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have our own sponsors.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, Well, there is a company that makes amazing

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motor vehicle transportation device is on wheels, and they're the

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one beneath my sales And let me tell you, the

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summer sales man is real.

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Speaker 2: All right, okay, Oder, all right, all so explain to

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me what's going on with high school mascots. Those are

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a pretty common thing. You see those at sporting events.

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They're there quite as big. Some of them look pretty bad,

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like party city grade. Yeah, costuming, what's going on there?

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Speaker 5: Let me tell you a lot of people like being mascots.

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It's not a life you want to live. And those

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are the ones, the poor suckers that you ever see

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someone fall down a big old flight of steps and die?

472
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Oh yeah, and hell, you fly down a flight of

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steps in real life? You die, and then you keep

474
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falling in hell, and then you fall into a costume.

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Speaker 1: They got one waiting for you. You just become that

476
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comedic accident forever, Yeah.

477
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Speaker 5: Forever, any type of accident you see out there, falling

478
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down steps, off your rooftop, maybe you know, maybe you

479
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try to steal some stuff from a sex shop.

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Speaker 1: Who knows.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, are any of the mascots up on earth? I

482
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mean just normal people? Or are they all doomed tortured

483
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souls from hell?

484
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Speaker 1: Look?

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Speaker 5: If they are normal people, I haven't seen it, I

486
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will admit. I don't ask questions, because who the hell

487
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want to be a man?

488
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Speaker 1: Scott. It's really hot, it's miserable, and I always got

489
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a smile. Oh man, sure it does. Let him go,

490
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look a beautiful.

491
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Speaker 5: Beaming smile and still going. There's too much. There's too

492
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much chunk, too much trunk, too much.

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Speaker 1: It was almost as almost as big as.

494
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Speaker 5: My favorite automotive vehicle car company, with so much chunk.

495
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Speaker 1: Clue, let me hug you come here. It's not your fault, son,

496
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it's not your fault. Keep on ans, it's not your fault.

497
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Speaker 2: The hold old still odur if it's not your fault,

498
00:23:33,799 --> 00:23:37,599
it's almost not Please please just come on, man, it's

499
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not your fault.

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Speaker 3: Get damn get damn it all right, Oh, get off

501
00:23:42,799 --> 00:23:46,039
the trampoline. It's not even a full size trampoline.

502
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Speaker 2: Well uh oh dirf We We really appreciate you coming

503
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out here talking.

504
00:23:51,960 --> 00:23:53,319
Speaker 1: About your your life.

505
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Speaker 2: You're your sad, sad life. But I think it's time

506
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to kind of wrap up. So I, from my understand,

507
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mascots always have to end in a big bang.

508
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Speaker 1: So what do you what do you got for us?

509
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:04,960
Are you gonna take us out?

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Speaker 4: All right?

511
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Speaker 5: I call this one the triple double skoodoo sha whammy,

512
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and I have with me here today mini bicycle and

513
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,000
I will take this through a rotating fire. Penguins, penguins

514
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and number two pet here in Hell. With that being said,

515
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here I go.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you're getting some speed on that on the hill bicycle.

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Speaker 1: You're ready, We're ready. Yeah, grip it a rib.

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Speaker 4: It gave you to carey.

519
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Speaker 1: Odor.

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Speaker 3: Wow man, even as a small mini bike that did

521
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not look like it.

522
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 2: No, that like wrapped around his body. I mean it's

523
00:25:02,839 --> 00:25:06,519
he just completely blew it. He'll be filling that for forever.

524
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Speaker 1: Wow. Well, that pretty much wraps it up.

525
00:25:09,839 --> 00:25:14,079
Speaker 2: Oh, Durf is currently in a crater outside a flame

526
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:17,599
and in pain, so we might go clean him up.

527
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Speaker 3: Thank you for listening, and be sure to share this

528
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with all your friends, especially on social media. We're on Facebook, Instagram,

529
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Twitter at Morning from Hell and where we post images.

530
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Speaker 1: If you want to see ODRF in the.

531
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Speaker 3: Flesh, well not in the flesh, but in the drawing

532
00:25:36,480 --> 00:25:40,079
on the screen, you can do that. Yeah, and stay

533
00:25:40,079 --> 00:25:42,680
tuned for that live show. And we also have some

534
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,279
brand new merch in the store, some new good Morning

535
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from Hell merch, So we have a link for that

536
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in the description. So yeah, be sure to check it out.

537
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Speaker 1: It's pretty rad.

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Speaker 2: If you're kind of a douchebag that listens a lot

539
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:56,799
of weights and you listen to rock music like somebody

540
00:25:56,799 --> 00:25:59,160
that I might know, you'll really like the shirt.

541
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Speaker 3: And yeah, all right, all right, hell oquaid no no, no,

542
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no today.

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Speaker 1: Hello Dirf. Oh yeah yeah, hello Dirf.

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00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:11,039
Speaker 4: Oh my god, still still alive.

545
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:20,200
Speaker 1: He's still alive. Hey, yeah, thank you for listening.

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Speaker 2: We had a third time returner, one of our favorite

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people to work with, Alfredo Diaz.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for coming on. Alfredo. Oh hello, Hello. I'm

549
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not gonna lie. I had no plan and I just

550
00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:36,640
full sent that. Dude. It was great.

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Speaker 2: This Like we were recording and I was keeping a

552
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watch on the clock and I was like, honestly, we're

553
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not gonna make any cuts to this episode, so like

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we could probably wrap it memoir.

555
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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't know, whatever comes to mind.

556
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Here we go. That's improv comedy. That was That was awesome.

557
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we we're all pretty pretty uh busy here at

558
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Rooster Teeth right now.

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Speaker 1: We got a lot of productions going on, so we

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did not have a plan for this one. In Alfredo delivered.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I had no plan, but all I could say

562
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is that, you know, really what made this happen was

563
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the key of summer sales going on now.

564
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Speaker 1: I love how committed to the fake sponsors. I don't fake.

565
00:27:16,599 --> 00:27:19,480
I don't understand that. No, it's real, Chris. It's the

566
00:27:19,559 --> 00:27:20,519
thing you.

567
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Speaker 3: You and Blaine have a new show together, that's right

568
00:27:23,599 --> 00:27:27,160
that we do. It's called Popcorn Shield, not how Chris

569
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called it, Popcorn Armor, Popcorn and Shield. It is the

570
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official Warner Brothers video podcast. It's on the official Warner

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Brothers YouTube channel. That's where Blaine and I, along.

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Speaker 5: With a splurge of lovely other hosts, talk about a

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00:27:46,079 --> 00:27:49,559
ton of just movies that we're passionate about. I'll be honest, like,

574
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you know, we love talking movies and to be able

575
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to do it in an official fashion is a bit refreshing,

576
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you know, having the key to.

577
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Speaker 1: The vault, having acts this to.

578
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Speaker 5: Movies and certain screenings perhaps and possibly also special people

579
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though we can interview special guests and one oh yeah, and.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if I can say this, but y'all,

581
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y'all interview.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you'll talk about big movies, but also the

583
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people who make them, like who actually know, like stuff

584
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that you wouldn't find out about otherwise.

585
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Speaker 2: Can I say that we're trying to be vague about it, Yeah,

586
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:26,039
but I mean, I'll admit up front, I'm about to

587
00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:28,079
meet one of my childhood heroes, and I'm super served

588
00:28:28,079 --> 00:28:30,480
two of my childhood heroes, and I'm super stoked about it.

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Speaker 1: So that's the.

590
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Speaker 2: Kind of content you can expect from Popworn Shield. We're

591
00:28:33,799 --> 00:28:35,640
really stoked on it and hopefully you guys like it

592
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,200
as well. But yeah, like Fredo said, you can check

593
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:41,400
that out on the Warner Brothers Entertainment YouTube channel. You're

594
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:43,480
also on red Web, which is one of my personal

595
00:28:43,519 --> 00:28:45,079
favorite podcasts to listen to.

596
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,680
Speaker 5: Spiracy podcasts, my fellow TIMA hunter Trevor and I we

597
00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:53,640
go through different conspiracies. We started off with like Internet conspiracies.

598
00:28:54,720 --> 00:29:00,000
For example, the person that started uh cryptocurrency, what happened

599
00:29:00,119 --> 00:29:03,599
to that person? And there's a big old virtual chest

600
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somewhere with a lot of cryptocurrency that people can get to,

601
00:29:07,119 --> 00:29:09,720
but maybe some of it leaked out recently.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. Cool.

603
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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll check them out there and really quick social media,

604
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where can they find you at?

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Speaker 5: Alfredo plays on everything on Instagram, Twitter, Twitch, the whole

606
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nine yards awesome.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on Alfredo, it's a fun time. Yeah

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bye bye