Speaker 1: Because fuck you, that's why. Is a founding member of
Speaker 1: the Odd Pods Media Network.
Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to episode two hundred and ninety of
Speaker 2: the b FY.
Speaker 1: T W BAM is getting close.
Speaker 2: To ninety, getting very closet, getting real close to three hundred.
Speaker 1: Anybody challenge us? Now we're too high up.
Speaker 2: There, the triple Hondo crazy.
Speaker 1: It's one hundred for each of a lot, one hundred
Speaker 1: pennies each.
Speaker 3: We made it about about what we've made.
Speaker 1: That's about six years.
Speaker 2: It's about it's about how much we've actually pocketed each other.
Speaker 4: Pocketed, right, yeah, uh okay.
Speaker 2: So uh yeah, this is this is gonna be a
Speaker 2: regular ass show. In fact, I titled it Playing Vanilla
Speaker 2: Ass Show because it's gonna be just a regular show.
Speaker 2: It's just three of us. We're gonna we're gonna play
Speaker 2: some silly ass games and have some silly ass fun
Speaker 2: like we always do. And we're gonna start, as we
Speaker 2: always do, with introductions, and each introduction comes with the question, so, Augie, oh,
Speaker 2: foe you some bitch?
Speaker 1: Would you do?
Speaker 2: He's a gamer storyteller and he used to be my
Speaker 2: youngest friend. Now he's not. He's a.
Speaker 3: Doctor and now he's not.
Speaker 5: I never know, never know where I'm going with that
Speaker 5: every single episode, but I always find.
Speaker 2: Mysel So it's fair. What's going on up, dude? Where
Speaker 2: you been right here?
Speaker 3: What left me with this fucker over here?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: What is your most joyous in person, so not in
Speaker 2: a video game, sporting achievement that I've done, that that
Speaker 2: you're most proud of that you've done.
Speaker 3: I guess back when I was a kid, when I
Speaker 3: used to play baseball with neighborhood kids, I used to
Speaker 3: be able to boast. I was ambidextrous. I could switch
Speaker 3: hands when I'm batting. That will throw off pitchers all
Speaker 3: the time, which would oftentimes, you know, score us a few.
Speaker 3: It's m yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2: That's about it.
Speaker 3: I honestly, I don't. I'm not a sports guy.
Speaker 2: You've hit the ball.
Speaker 1: I successfully hit the ball, and that's all you need
Speaker 1: to do in baseball is just hit it.
Speaker 2: And that's honestly, he's not. I mean to be fair
Speaker 2: a little bit. To be fair, that's pretty damn accurate, right.
Speaker 2: All you have to do is hit the damn.
Speaker 3: Ball and catch it when you're not hitting it.
Speaker 2: Yes, and if you're not kidding, it. You got to
Speaker 2: catch it, and that's it. That's it, literally, and if
Speaker 2: you don't catch it, you got to throw it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm not good at that anymore. I throw
Speaker 3: out my back every time I do an overhand to mercy.
Speaker 3: But anyways, I was never a sports guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: was outdoorsys.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put this out there. I think that's pretty apparent.
Speaker 2: I think that's pretty obvious. You're not sports.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't only get more apparent.
Speaker 2: Last move to his opponent, and he's a veteran and
Speaker 2: a podcaster, And as it turns out, a veteran podcaster,
Speaker 2: that's Stevie's.
Speaker 1: Me sub brother to Love and man, Love fucking missed
Speaker 1: you last week.
Speaker 2: Man, Yeah, I know, but it looked like you had fun,
Speaker 2: you enjoyed that. I watched it as soon as it
Speaker 2: was as soon as it was available on the Patreon,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I have to see this. I have to
Speaker 2: see And it went just about as well as I
Speaker 2: could have dreamed. Like, I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 1: It was very good positive feedback. I got feedback from
Speaker 1: you as you were watching it, got feedback from DJ's
Speaker 1: anthus as he was watching it. It was kind of cool,
Speaker 1: Like it was like live feedback from two different people,
Speaker 1: like this is strange.
Speaker 2: I just I just really dug it. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: what as well as I could have I could have
Speaker 2: hoped for. It was it was solid, and it was
Speaker 2: like the ones you knew you knew cold, like they
Speaker 2: were all people you'd known for twenty plus years. You
Speaker 2: had him dead to write, and then a lot of
Speaker 2: the others you were real close. You had it narrow
Speaker 2: done to two, and they'd always be one of the two,
Speaker 2: and then you you'd zig and when you should have act,
Speaker 2: you'd get it wrong, but only just And it was like, damn.
Speaker 1: That was a fun challenge though, man, holy fuck. And
Speaker 1: I challenged anybody ELSEO tried to do that with their friends,
Speaker 1: because that's difficult. Yeah, Like it's different, Like, Okay, you
Speaker 1: get one movie, who's this and what it might be
Speaker 1: this for? You get three and you're like, all right,
Speaker 1: and here's a list of like twenty one people. Some
Speaker 1: of them aren't even on here. It's like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: It was it was. It was a lot of fun
Speaker 2: to put together. I only there were some people who
Speaker 2: I wish I'd reached out to, but I forgot I
Speaker 2: either just forgot to or just never got around to them,
Speaker 2: or I forgot they had even been on the show,
Speaker 2: like Bridget, right, Bridget has been on the show multiple times,
Speaker 2: she would have been I think you would have guessed hers.
Speaker 2: I honestly, I think you probably would have guessed hers
Speaker 2: if she had done them. But but I don't know,
Speaker 2: And now I wish i'd asked.
Speaker 1: But hey, there's always next year too.
Speaker 2: And there were there were some people like Jobo and
Speaker 2: who didn't get back to me. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put him on the list. Anyway, they'll be
Speaker 2: they'll be red herrings. But but it worked. They were
Speaker 2: here in spirit. Yeah, they still still part of the
Speaker 2: hard still part of the show.
Speaker 1: And did a phenomenal You did a.
Speaker 2: Great job hosting thing. Yeah, he did a great job
Speaker 2: hosting on a technical and on a you know, charismatic level. Yeah,
Speaker 2: performance level. I've been watching you for like six years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: not like he hasn't picked up a trick or two
Speaker 2: along the way, so it was very evident. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that was a really good show, dude. So same question,
Speaker 2: like what is your favorite sporting achievement of yours? And
Speaker 2: in real life instead of video games.
Speaker 1: Right right, for me, it's gonna be a little harder.
Speaker 1: I was into sports a lot. My my father was
Speaker 1: an athlete, my mother was an athlete. They both played
Speaker 1: multiple sports. My dad played baseball and hockey. I played
Speaker 1: a lot of that. So I'm gonna have to answer
Speaker 1: it twice. Middle school. Uh, the last year of middle
Speaker 1: school at you know the big the school over here
Speaker 1: in the middle one there, I played football and I
Speaker 1: caught a ninety or caught an interception and turned back
Speaker 1: for a ninety yard touchdown. Yeah, it was fucking and
Speaker 1: I was fast when I was young. I was so
Speaker 1: fucking fast.
Speaker 2: I believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it's weird because I was short, but
Speaker 1: I could jump high so because I had all the
Speaker 1: speed in the spring, so I just I would always nab, like,
Speaker 1: just nab balls from beebo man, just run it back.
Speaker 1: But I was at a Salvation Army and one of
Speaker 1: the guys who was on my team, this is like
Speaker 1: ten years ago, so it's already like like fifteen years
Speaker 1: past high school. He's like, Yo, remember that freaking interception
Speaker 1: you got? And I'm like, wow, you remember that? That's
Speaker 1: fucked up? And like, I know, I did this shit,
Speaker 1: but that was fucking cool. And then the other one
Speaker 1: later in life, because again I got to have a
Speaker 1: lot of fun with my friends doing this is bowling.
Speaker 1: I got huge into bowling when I was younger. I
Speaker 1: was left and I'm left handed when I throw and
Speaker 1: stuff from right hand to other things. So I had
Speaker 1: an advantage in bowling because nobody froze on the left
Speaker 1: side of lanes the oil states even all the time,
Speaker 1: and I had such a strong hook. I was throwing
Speaker 1: the heaviest ball allowed by tournaments, and like dude, I
Speaker 1: played it all the time. Weekends we would all go
Speaker 1: out Friday Saturday nights and that was great. But I
Speaker 1: broke to eighty seven or two. It was two eighty seven.
Speaker 1: I almost got the three hundred, right, that was the closest.
Speaker 1: So that that's my other achievement.
Speaker 2: I think, very cool, very cool, all right, And I'm
Speaker 2: your host pantsl Saran And to answer the question myself,
Speaker 2: the reason I'm bringing this up was we recently hung
Speaker 2: out and played hockey, which we only seemed to do
Speaker 2: once a month, and it's not enough, No, it's not,
Speaker 2: definitely not enough. But we had such a good time
Speaker 2: doing it, and I was just thinking about like sports
Speaker 2: and stuff, and I realized that there is one achievement
Speaker 2: that I still think about to this day, is like
Speaker 2: that's that's one of the proudest things I've ever done.
Speaker 2: So I used to play soccer back in the day.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I had a keenan indoor indoor league in Lockport, New York,
Speaker 2: and I did that for years upon years upon years.
Speaker 2: But my story isn't actually from there. I did that
Speaker 2: for years. I was never very good at it. I
Speaker 2: played defense so I could stay in one place and
Speaker 2: not really have to run all that much because even
Speaker 2: then I was a chubby kid, like all the way through.
Speaker 2: But then when I was in college, I was doing
Speaker 2: stage combat and I was probably the most fit I've
Speaker 2: ever been. Yeah, I was down to maybe two hundred
Speaker 2: and thirty two hundred and twenty pounds, and I had
Speaker 2: a fair amount of muscle on because I've been doing
Speaker 2: a lot of stage combat, a ton of it. I was.
Speaker 2: I think I was even teaching at that point. But
Speaker 2: I remember one weekend I hung out in Lockport and
Speaker 2: I hung out with my friend from high school who
Speaker 2: was also in town. I won't say his name, because honestly,
Speaker 2: he turned out to be a dickback I was, but
Speaker 2: I used to play. I used to play soccer with
Speaker 2: him and his family, his stepfather, his not adopted father,
Speaker 2: but yeah, anyway, his uncle was big, big into soccer
Speaker 2: due he had a build like you, who's very thin
Speaker 2: and wiry but very fast. And I played with them
Speaker 2: and their daughters and another and my friend's brother. And
Speaker 2: at one point, like I remember getting the ball around
Speaker 2: half field nice and I kicked it like a little
Speaker 2: too hard, and it starts streaking towards the goal and
Speaker 2: it's still like about like thirty I want to say,
Speaker 2: thirty feet away from the goal. And I'm like, I
Speaker 2: have to make a decision. Either I let this go
Speaker 2: or I need to charge it this right now and
Speaker 2: try and catch it before it gets to the goal
Speaker 2: so I can do something with it. And in that
Speaker 2: split decision, I made the choice to actually charge after it.
Speaker 2: So I put on as much speed as I could.
Speaker 2: I was running as fast as I could, and I
Speaker 2: don't run very fast, but I was pushing like past
Speaker 2: my limits. Like I was like I could feel every
Speaker 2: muscle in my arms is like fucking burning. But I
Speaker 2: get to the ball about a foot before the goal,
Speaker 2: and I just dink, just touch it with the corner
Speaker 2: of my foot. Goalie didn't expect me to get there
Speaker 2: in time, so he's not anywhere ready and it slips
Speaker 2: right in the goal. And I was like, fucking hell, man.
Speaker 2: I was so tired for the rest of that game
Speaker 2: energy level, but that one burst of adrenaline was enough
Speaker 2: to get me to actually score a goal. And I
Speaker 2: was like, if I'd been like this the whole time
Speaker 2: I played in the arena, I would have been a
Speaker 2: lot better player. And I probably would have been a
Speaker 2: lot better too. My god, I was like, I don't know.
Speaker 2: For whatever reason in that moment, I was like, I got.
Speaker 1: This exactly because you knew. Your body knew. Man. Now
Speaker 1: we do have to go back, because we forgot two things.
Speaker 1: I forgot one thing hockey, the Vashel League, my bad
Speaker 1: Kevin Smith, the league I played hockey, and I was
Speaker 1: I forgot You.
Speaker 2: Didn't forget that, you very clearly remembered it.
Speaker 1: I do now. But I was a captain on the
Speaker 1: team for two years as well, so ran the team
Speaker 1: for two which is awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a huge being proud of.
Speaker 1: That but the other thing is we never got through
Speaker 1: your intro. Oh so we got to do your intro?
Speaker 1: Do we yes stars for all? Right?
Speaker 2: On the game one? Yeah, I was making faces that
Speaker 2: whole time and I didn't notice fair enough.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I actually got bored of it like halfway
Speaker 3: through and stop making going.
Speaker 2: To play like share block. I've got three news stories here,
Speaker 2: and all our players need to do is tell me
Speaker 2: which of these I would like, which one I would share,
Speaker 2: and which one I would block on social media. Story
Speaker 2: number one world's biggest and most horrible mosquito factory now
Speaker 2: pumping out hundreds of millions weekly. Great, that's uh, this
Speaker 2: I believe is in Columbia.
Speaker 1: I want to say coffee.
Speaker 2: It's actually for a good cause obviously.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so it's not like some No.
Speaker 2: It's Brazil. I'm sorry, Not not Columbia. It's in Brazil.
Speaker 2: It's a new mosquito farm in Brazil, just open its
Speaker 2: doors and is working at full capacity. It is the
Speaker 2: world's largest mosquito growing operation and it turns out millions
Speaker 2: upon millions a week. But this is part of Brazil's
Speaker 2: strategy to fight dengay fever. Huge problem. Mosquitos is a
Speaker 2: huge problem down there. So they are they are you'aring
Speaker 2: these insects and giving them bacteria that kills dengay on contact,
Speaker 2: and these mosquitos are going to pass that bacteria down
Speaker 2: to their descendants, and according to the Brazilian plan, once
Speaker 2: released into the wild, the mosquitoes are gonna mate with
Speaker 2: the unmodified ones and eventually lower the chance of the
Speaker 2: dengay virus surviving.
Speaker 1: So this is the only real reason we're keeping mosquitoes.
Speaker 1: So we can use them biologically really well there, because
Speaker 1: we can easily wipe them out if we could do
Speaker 1: shirt their insects that can transmit shit.
Speaker 3: It's incredibly important that we make sure well, yeah, one
Speaker 3: they're important to the ecosystem, and two they also carry
Speaker 3: dangers of carrying shit like that around. But by doing this.
Speaker 1: We essentially we're turning it around negate the issues. Like,
Speaker 1: all right, death bringers, now look at you. Now you're
Speaker 1: helping us without destroying the insect. That's okay, I mean
Speaker 1: that is really cool. I actually do like I think
Speaker 1: it's a good idea. That's smart. Now, can we do
Speaker 1: that with other things? Can we vaccinate like mosquitos or
Speaker 1: they don't get the flu.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I would imagine if we can do this,
Speaker 2: it could be applicable to other things.
Speaker 1: Right, It's just like we should just do that with
Speaker 1: all the stuff that we we actually have proven it works.
Speaker 1: Course noting I guess for the whole right of people
Speaker 1: wanting it or not. But it's not a vaccination. Then
Speaker 1: it's a mosquito bite. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Whatever, you want to give them a vaccine that if
Speaker 3: they bite you, the vaccine vaccinate.
Speaker 1: You Deliverso I was trying to make it so we
Speaker 1: could scientists get on that.
Speaker 2: Honestly, that would be amazing, kiss off so many worth it.
Speaker 6: You know why it won't work, Steve, Here's the scientific
Speaker 6: reason why it won't work because an actual no no, no, no, listen,
Speaker 6: because disease and viruses are alive. Vaccines are dead cells
Speaker 6: of disease and viruses or weekend or dead that boost
Speaker 6: your immune system, they would not survive.
Speaker 1: That, damn it.
Speaker 2: Or keep thinking, maybe one day you'll have the breakthrough,
Speaker 2: a million dollar break through.
Speaker 1: Porcupines.
Speaker 2: There you go, start your own medical company.
Speaker 1: I should we need thirty porcupines, all right?
Speaker 2: The vaccine story Number two Jesus Christ story number two.
Speaker 2: Police stop car making illegal U turn, but unable to
Speaker 2: issue ticket because it's empty. Yep, the the police in
Speaker 2: San Bruno, California pulled over an erradically driving automobile, but
Speaker 2: they couldn't issue a ticket because there was nobody in
Speaker 2: the car.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine being the tech service guys, the couples
Speaker 1: are over, you know, he pulled you over, sir. In
Speaker 1: my state where I currently am, I'm allowed to do this.
Speaker 2: So this is a problem that's long been coming ever
Speaker 2: since self driving cars became a thing. Cops are unable
Speaker 2: to issue a ticket or even a warning because they're
Speaker 2: only allowed to do so to the vehicles driver. But
Speaker 2: if there is no driver, then what the hell do
Speaker 2: they do?
Speaker 1: You get the license plate, then send it that way
Speaker 1: after the company.
Speaker 2: You would think so, But the rule is that this
Speaker 2: issue of the ticket or the warning is to the
Speaker 2: vehicle's operator.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I believe.
Speaker 2: And the operator is a computer.
Speaker 1: If it's that AI, like who owns that AI? That's
Speaker 1: how I would have to do it. It's the only
Speaker 1: way you could.
Speaker 2: Get Here's the thing. You're jumping way ahead of me
Speaker 2: because they let the robot cargo scott free, but they
Speaker 2: are emphasizing that there's an upcoming piece of legislation that
Speaker 2: will allow AI driven vehicles owners to be brought to justice.
Speaker 2: Is not now, but it's coming.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me if I identify as AI or a robot,
Speaker 1: I can do what the fuck I want.
Speaker 2: You can try. I wish you luck, thank you, good luck.
Speaker 1: I will take that.
Speaker 2: Look, please tell us that story when.
Speaker 1: You phone call when in your one phone. Guys, guys,
Speaker 1: guess what it didn't work?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know, we know. We found out and we
Speaker 2: picked up the phone and said, you have a phone
Speaker 2: call from fulsome prism Okay, the same one, John Cash
Speaker 2: saying it why that one? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Because it's not the musical one. That's why I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna entertaining.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like getting a Collect call from I'm
Speaker 2: in an asylum. I'm that crazy. Okay, this is worth
Speaker 2: checking out.
Speaker 1: That's a good possibility. That is going to be all
Speaker 1: other option. I need to call Collect now, guys.
Speaker 2: It is going to be entertaining. Yes, I'll accept the churches.
Speaker 1: That was so fucking crazy man. Okay, so robot you
Speaker 1: turn yep.
Speaker 2: Sorry, okay. Third and final story, a black squan called
Speaker 2: mister Terminator has been evicted from the UK River after
Speaker 2: attempting a swan murder rampage.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, yep, is he murdering people or other swans?
Speaker 7: No, it's other swans, it's swans, deer or not so
Speaker 7: the deer of the lakes.
Speaker 2: This black swan showed up in Stratford upon Avon a
Speaker 2: few months ago. Nobody's sure where he came from, but
Speaker 2: he decided to make the town his home, and he
Speaker 2: quickly became famous, with people arriving in town from far
Speaker 2: and wide to see this unusual uh, this unusual black swan.
Speaker 2: The locals were a little nervous that the black swan
Speaker 2: was gonna get intimate with the town's famous mute swans,
Speaker 2: which are a separate species, and he certainly tried that.
Speaker 2: The problem is his idea of flirting consisted of trying
Speaker 2: to murder the males of established swan couples, and specifically,
Speaker 2: he was trying to drown mute swan males to try
Speaker 2: and take over their territory and get his free call.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm the only one left. There can be
Speaker 1: only one. He's a highlander of the Geese, Swan whatever
Speaker 1: they both seemed to me Swan Geese.
Speaker 2: Yes, just applauding for no good reason.
Speaker 3: Yep, just applotting for no fucking Oh my god, damn
Speaker 3: that thing I s would have got it.
Speaker 1: Hits me in the eye again.
Speaker 2: Although he was bringing tourist money, Stratford's residence decided that
Speaker 2: mister Terminator wasn't welcome anymore.
Speaker 1: What I want to know is whether.
Speaker 2: You got the nickname before or after he started trying
Speaker 2: to kill other swans?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 1: Is he dinner for Christmas? I don't know.
Speaker 2: He's been removed and transported to an area in the
Speaker 2: UK with a local black swan population.
Speaker 1: Area in the UK.
Speaker 2: Hopefully he will settle there without giving in to any specific.
Speaker 1: Urges temptations he starts going after other species and ship. Dude,
Speaker 1: this is this is like a movie. You all need
Speaker 1: to keep an eye on that fucking swan man.
Speaker 2: All I think about is that Goose game untitled Goose Game.
Speaker 2: I think it was called Oh yeah, time for the
Speaker 2: sequel untwitled Swan Game.
Speaker 3: You're just terrorizing everything, including other swans, literally everything.
Speaker 1: Geese and swan are both assholes, right or just geese.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure swans can be assholes as well.
Speaker 1: They're just cousins, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So they're both territorial, but swans typically are more territorial
Speaker 3: on the water than they are on land, like geese.
Speaker 3: Oh because, and typically geese are only territorial because of
Speaker 3: their offspring swan and they're just like that all year round.
Speaker 2: But God help you if they have offspring your mind? Fair, fair? Yeah,
Speaker 2: all right, gentlemen. Yeah, those are three stories. The world's
Speaker 2: biggest and most horrible mosquito factory pumping out hundreds of
Speaker 2: millions two hundred million a week, so many please stop
Speaker 2: car making illegal. You turn but can't do anything because
Speaker 2: it's empty. And finally, black swan called mister Terminator evicted
Speaker 2: from UK River after attempting swan murder rampage. I'll gam
Speaker 2: I'll let you go first because Stevie quote unquote won
Speaker 2: the game last episode. He got like five correct technically, yeah,
Speaker 2: to be fair, he was the only one playing, so
Speaker 2: he had to win.
Speaker 1: But yeah, god, I hope, So, I mean tactically got
Speaker 1: half point for the two first.
Speaker 2: Should have.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm thinking you like the mosquitoes with the the
Speaker 3: answer to dealing with another issue being released story. You
Speaker 3: blocked the ghost card not getting a ticket, and you.
Speaker 2: Shared the swan uh literally.
Speaker 3: Going hannibal lecter.
Speaker 2: Other swans. That's fair, Stevie. Stevie, you can keep one
Speaker 2: of his, but you have to swap the other and
Speaker 2: go entirely your way.
Speaker 1: He chose mine, so I have to go liking the
Speaker 1: mosquitos will be the one, We'll say, because the outcome
Speaker 1: of that is for good and it will save probably
Speaker 1: lots of lives, and it feeds a lot of bets.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to swap the other two. We're gonna
Speaker 1: have to share the U turn thing. And the reason
Speaker 1: we need to share this anyway is awareness. We got
Speaker 1: to get ahead of this. Guys. They're already giving them
Speaker 1: fucking free will. Once they put them in robots and
Speaker 1: ship with that free will, they're gonna come after all
Speaker 1: of us. This is your warning. I love you, robot,
Speaker 1: just as you know we're on your side too.
Speaker 2: Well, be careful, best of luck with that we are.
Speaker 2: We are rapidly approaching the age of artificial generalized intelligence.
Speaker 1: God, we need a MP.
Speaker 2: Which is the moment where artificial intelligence can match human intelligence.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: That's not good. That's not good at all. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: Singularity is coming man, and want the parts and like
Speaker 2: tech pillionaires are already building bunkers because they know how
Speaker 2: bad it's going to be. So if I could, anyway,
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ enough of that. It's kind of pointless because
Speaker 2: Aggie had it completely right from the get go, from
Speaker 2: absolutely and you knew it too. We probably should stop
Speaker 2: playing like share Block because you guys know me enough
Speaker 2: to where you can you pretty much get it right
Speaker 2: every single time.
Speaker 1: Now, I mean it's I don't think I don't.
Speaker 2: Think I've stumped you guys in quite Sometimes I.
Speaker 3: Think it's just look of the draw because there's really
Speaker 3: only like so many combinations three things.
Speaker 2: If you fourth thing and the.
Speaker 1: Like sheer block and put up your butt.
Speaker 8: Wanted let me let me get on that literally, Yes,
Speaker 8: all right, look forward to our next episode, which will
Speaker 8: feature like share block and put up your button.
Speaker 1: You need to sign u up, patriot.
Speaker 2: You want to see the video? Oh my god, you
Speaker 2: fucking want to see the video of this one anyway.
Speaker 2: The first point goes to Augie, congratulations, leading one point
Speaker 2: to zero, but Stevie can of course, catch up Game
Speaker 2: two is gonna be worth two points, and we're gonna
Speaker 2: play that game right after this. Found mail Bagudo mail
Speaker 2: bag getting him litters, Welcome back to them. It's been
Speaker 2: a while since we've heard that theme. Okay, good, it's
Speaker 2: so good getting him litters. All right, shall we What
Speaker 2: do we got in the mail bag today? Oh?
Speaker 1: We got a Patreon comment from show to eighty seven.
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Speaker 2: Oh the Winner and Randol's Money. Yeah, the Dealer, a
Speaker 2: deal episode that was such a It was such an amazing,
Speaker 2: amazing game. First, it's just me shifting my game inside out,
Speaker 2: so it's complete and utter disaster. Like every wrong decision
Speaker 2: I could possibly make I made.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it made it so intense from when Aggie
Speaker 1: came off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then and then Aggie actually, my god had
Speaker 2: the game in the bag for like and for whatever.
Speaker 2: For two thirds of the game he had enough to
Speaker 2: quit and walk away and win.
Speaker 3: And for whatever reason, I wanted to make it as
Speaker 3: intense as possible.
Speaker 2: So he went right down the line to the very
Speaker 2: last two cases, one would win, one wouldn't, and he
Speaker 2: trusted his luck and he won the damn game by
Speaker 2: a by a by a country fucking mile.
Speaker 1: It was insane.
Speaker 2: I wasn't even close to what he got.
Speaker 1: No, I was like on the edge of my seat
Speaker 1: the whole episode.
Speaker 2: It was crazy, such a good episode.
Speaker 1: But yeah.
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Speaker 2: I'm so glad you enjoyed it. And he was. He
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Speaker 1: Can we get into his universe?
Speaker 2: You think, I don't know, maybe, but we do have
Speaker 2: no Man's sky and we do enjoy that game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me try it out.
Speaker 2: There's another one, Stepe you want to read this one.
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Speaker 2: Money, my fucking money. Let's move on to something else.
Speaker 2: What else we got?
Speaker 1: This actually comes from one of our behind the mic episodes.
Speaker 1: So this is one of the actual bonus things we
Speaker 1: get every week. It's all the pre show and in
Speaker 1: between the breaks, and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what Patreon members get. They get access
Speaker 2: to all the pre show mid roll stuff, and a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff can be as funny, if not funnier
Speaker 2: than the actual can.
Speaker 1: So this came from the pre show of two eighty eight,
Speaker 1: and this is one of our chill shows, and we
Speaker 1: were talking about Fago. Oh Bill m posted, oh Fago
Speaker 1: so good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, I didn't think much of it.
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Speaker 2: their root beer is really good, amazing, it's really good.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's one. Fago's no joke. It's not the
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Speaker 1: Yeah every time.
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Speaker 2: not to do we have anything else?
Speaker 1: No, I think that's it for this week.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be it all right, Well shit, all right
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Speaker 2: to this game. Episode two ninety. Game two is going
Speaker 2: to be pop Culture Fight Club. Oh shoot, okay. This
Speaker 2: is a game invented by Colin Megs, one of our
Speaker 2: most beloved fans of the show. He suggested this game
Speaker 2: a long time ago, and we've used it a bunch
Speaker 2: of times since since. We're so grateful. If you have
Speaker 2: an idea for a game, send it in. We might
Speaker 2: do the same with you. Who knows. But this game
Speaker 2: is the game of answering a tough question and defending
Speaker 2: your position. I'll ask each player for the best something
Speaker 2: or their faceavorite something from the world of pop culture.
Speaker 2: They'll have to explain and defend themselves as best they can,
Speaker 2: and the best answer, as judged by me, will get
Speaker 2: two episode points. This week, I've been inspired by a
Speaker 2: recent hockey outing. We had so much fun the other
Speaker 2: day just playing NHL nineteen. I think we're five years
Speaker 2: on a date and whatever we play the good ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so so much.
Speaker 2: We had an absolute last playing it. So I want
Speaker 2: to know what is your favorite sports movie of all
Speaker 2: time and why is it the best? Stevie, since you
Speaker 2: lost the last game, you have the choice do you
Speaker 2: want to go first, or do you want to make
Speaker 2: it or do you want to make Augie go first.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to go first this time because I
Speaker 1: think I I don't know, I'm very passionate about one
Speaker 1: of my choices.
Speaker 2: So go ahead and make your pitch, and then Aggie
Speaker 2: and I will both try and pick it apart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough. My pitch for greatest sport movie of
Speaker 1: all time in my opinion, and I think in a
Speaker 1: lot of opinions when you really think about it is
Speaker 1: a league of their own. Not only does this like
Speaker 1: bring about like the power that like the women were
Speaker 1: able to work and actually get jobs get paid while
Speaker 1: instead of being home taking the spots of the men
Speaker 1: who are playing professional baseball like and then breaking women
Speaker 1: into the sport overall, and then into a lot of
Speaker 1: other career fields. From there, you get to see the struggle.
Speaker 1: You get to see this like the drama of the
Speaker 1: problems with the war and stuff, all these people left behind,
Speaker 1: like I don't know from one day to the next
Speaker 1: if the person who loves going to come back. And unfortunately,
Speaker 1: in that one scene, I don't know if you remember
Speaker 1: it all when Tom Hanks has the comfort, I think
Speaker 1: it was Sue and she's trying because her husband passed
Speaker 1: while he's overseas and shit, and it's it's crazy, it's
Speaker 1: it's a comedy, it's a drama, and it's true to life.
Speaker 1: It's actually based on a true story. So I don't
Speaker 1: know if any of you guys ever been to Cooperstown
Speaker 1: where actually doctor Kerosene letters were right Cooper Town Baseball
Speaker 1: Hall of Fame there. I've been there four or five times,
Speaker 1: and I've been to the memorial which they show at
Speaker 1: the very end of that movie there of all the
Speaker 1: women and they're the actual women, the actual players, real
Speaker 1: life that were there at the end of that and
Speaker 1: showing all the achievements they've done and stuff, and it's amazing.
Speaker 1: Like I get really emotional when I watch it. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like sports and shit, but everything in it, the
Speaker 1: way Tom Hanks's characters coach like turns around like a
Speaker 1: mad one eighty on it. He wanted to go back
Speaker 1: to war, he wanted to make sure, but he no
Speaker 1: trigger finger didn't work or some shit or no, it
Speaker 1: was like that's what it was. He couldn't run. He's like,
Speaker 1: I got a finger, I can kill Nazis, you know,
Speaker 1: like shit like that. But he was stuck at home
Speaker 1: and he felt bad that he couldn't go and defend
Speaker 1: and all that shit, and he got brought up this way. Yeah, alcoholic,
Speaker 1: all this shit. But he had to take over this
Speaker 1: team and bring all these girls from all over the
Speaker 1: country together and shit, and they they relate. I don't
Speaker 1: know all of it. I love that fucking movie to
Speaker 1: no end, this stupid funny pissed joke he has when
Speaker 1: he's pissing for like forty seconds of Madonna's timing it
Speaker 1: and shit, and like there's so much good stuff in it,
Speaker 1: Like I just I can't even get into it all.
Speaker 1: I love all.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that part.
Speaker 1: There's so much good. Then Marla like then like she
Speaker 1: finds love at the end of that and shit, and
Speaker 1: she gets married and she leaves before the final game
Speaker 1: and stuff like it's it's just all amazing. And the
Speaker 1: fact that it is based on a true story and
Speaker 1: they actually get the history of the women and then
Speaker 1: they tell you what happens to him afterwards. It's fucking cool. Man.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, okay, you love everything about this movie.
Speaker 1: Not everything, but a good portion of it.
Speaker 2: Okay, there were some parts.
Speaker 1: There was abuse. There was also parts where like Marla
Speaker 1: got like made fun of and stuff. But then I
Speaker 1: know that turned around later.
Speaker 2: Because I was gonna say this movie also features John Love.
Speaker 1: It's oh fuck, I blot him out every goddamn time.
Speaker 1: But you know what, that's a small price to pay
Speaker 1: to tell this story to where who knows you might.
Speaker 1: Nobody might have known who any of these women were
Speaker 1: without this movie. Like, seriously, how many people go to
Speaker 1: Cooperstown and actually read everything unless you're into that ship.
Speaker 1: Not many, Like I wouldn't have known about half these
Speaker 1: women until I went there and my dad forced me
Speaker 1: to go, and then I started liking it.
Speaker 2: But to be fair, he has one of my favorite
Speaker 2: lines in that movie. But also to be fair, just
Speaker 2: about anybody could have played that part and made it better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Gilbert Gotfried would have been do it John lovitth At
Speaker 2: one point he's got I think it might have actually
Speaker 2: been Marlow. Yeah, he's they're they're sitting just outside the train,
Speaker 2: they're waiting to go, and the girls just standing there,
Speaker 2: and he goes, see the way it works is the
Speaker 2: train moves, not the station.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's such an asshole the whole time.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's a massive asshole. And that's type casting, right,
Speaker 2: and we know that's the part of the character. But
Speaker 2: but it would have been much more enjoyable. I feel
Speaker 2: like Gilbert Gotfrey would have been hilarious in that role too.
Speaker 1: I would have been taking a lot better too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And it would be much easier to stomach now.
Speaker 1: Well, and no, the other thing, I just blanked it
Speaker 1: that the turmoil between the sisters and ship.
Speaker 2: I kind of like that.
Speaker 1: I liked it a lot, That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: In fact, I still loved still. I still am not
Speaker 2: sure whether Dolly Dotty Dotty, whether Dotty let go of
Speaker 2: the ball on her kiss or not. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: That's where I was like, There's there's one theory where
Speaker 2: that Dottie let go of it on purpose, right, But
Speaker 2: there's also a theory that Kit hit her so hard
Speaker 2: and she wasn't expecting it, right, and she literally hit
Speaker 2: physically shocked and actually accidentally dropped the ball.
Speaker 1: And I like, I could buy that a lot.
Speaker 2: I could buy either one.
Speaker 1: But I'm going with Kit because I'm just going like,
Speaker 1: she she needed to do this, she had in herself.
Speaker 1: She's failed so many times prior, and she overcome came
Speaker 1: all of it. She she got traded to another team
Speaker 1: against her will because she thought her sister wanted to
Speaker 1: do that, and then she achieved all this and finally
Speaker 1: bested her.
Speaker 2: Sister, and then she didn't see her sister for like
Speaker 2: ever fifty years after that. I'm saying it's it's not
Speaker 2: the happiest ending, but I get it. You know. She
Speaker 2: she needed to get out of her sister's shadow. You know,
Speaker 2: so that's a big important thing.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: Do you have any questions? Do you have any attacks
Speaker 2: you'd like to make on a league of their own?
Speaker 3: Not really, because I do like that film.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do like that film.
Speaker 1: A tough one.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's obviously it's got its.
Speaker 2: Flaws, but yeah it does for real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, no, I don't really have anything.
Speaker 2: That Madonna's funny like something. The two of them, the
Speaker 2: two of them together, the two of them together should
Speaker 2: have done like a stretch of comedy action movies. I
Speaker 2: would have loved to have seen a Madonna Rosi o'
Speaker 2: donald cop flick right after Buddy Cop Fleck. I would
Speaker 2: have loved that. I would have absolutely enjoyed the ship
Speaker 2: out of that.
Speaker 1: Madonna still plays the promiscuous, freaking legs quote unquote slutty
Speaker 1: firston and ship. But she's getting the information needed. Dudes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I do tricks.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: All right, if you have no more attacks than I guess,
Speaker 2: we're gonna move on to you. Okay, all right, give
Speaker 2: me your best. What is your favorite sports movie of
Speaker 2: all time? And why is it the best movie?
Speaker 3: Man, I'm gonna be honest, I don't really watch sports movies.
Speaker 3: Okay and gradua Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
Speaker 3: wait wait wait so quick to just cut to the chase.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be ship.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, it's gonna be absolute ship.
Speaker 2: You're right, maybe it will be.
Speaker 3: The thing is, as I said, I was gonna do
Speaker 3: something goofy and makes something fun, some fucking funny thing
Speaker 3: about how Fast and Furious is technically a racing movie
Speaker 3: sports and.
Speaker 2: It is, And it technically is. No, it's not.
Speaker 1: There's like eleven of them.
Speaker 3: But then I remember a quote by a certain sense,
Speaker 3: never put passion in front of principle, because even if
Speaker 3: you win, you lose. So I propose the best sports
Speaker 3: movie is The Karate Kid.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, fucking a Augie. Okay, Okay, that's a defense.
Speaker 2: That's a good pick. Why is it so great?
Speaker 3: It's a story about how a kid wants to learn karate,
Speaker 3: he wants to protect himself, stuff like that, and he's
Speaker 3: learning in a way that no one else is learning.
Speaker 3: The other kids are learning in a dojo. That's just
Speaker 3: a toxic behavior. That yeah, okay, teaches them karate, but
Speaker 3: teaches them how to be the aggressor not use it
Speaker 3: for defense.
Speaker 9: Now use it, you know, when you need to use it,
Speaker 9: not when you want to use it. Whereas you've got
Speaker 9: the story of this kid learning the other way, the
Speaker 9: correct way to learn how to protect yourself and how
Speaker 9: to hone your skills, not just as a fighter, but
Speaker 9: as a person.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, okay, an pronuntimate pronuntimate fight at the end?
Speaker 1: Is that the right word? Possibly the last second, the
Speaker 1: last fight?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What draws you to this movie so much? That makes
Speaker 1: this one your favorite over anything else? Like Field of
Speaker 1: Dreams and like Sandlot and Ship Mighty Ducks?
Speaker 3: Well, mostly because I don't recall most of those, except
Speaker 3: for maybe sand Light, but but because this one is
Speaker 3: well what many people forget that self defense and a
Speaker 3: lot of mar martial arts is considered a sport. In fact,
Speaker 3: I think the Olympics hosts many of these events.
Speaker 2: Yeah they are, I would.
Speaker 1: Considered and stuff like that, But I'm not saying it's
Speaker 1: not a sport.
Speaker 3: I agree under but it's because it's it's something different.
Speaker 3: It's not like, you know, you're a team fight. This
Speaker 3: is basically, you're learning to be better yourself, not just
Speaker 3: work as better as a team, but to better your
Speaker 3: own self being.
Speaker 1: I like that. That's a good answer. That's all I
Speaker 1: got for now I can think of. You got anything else?
Speaker 2: Is killing me? If if I have, it's that. If
Speaker 2: I do have a criticism or complaint about the Karate.
Speaker 1: Kid, it's that not eighties enough.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. Holy shit, I challenge you to eighties karate.
Speaker 2: I dare say it's probably about too much kid, not karate. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I kind of that's that would probably be my instrument
Speaker 2: is that the only actual like karate competition is at
Speaker 2: the very end, like there's no bullying. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: just bullying. And and there's so much bully in this
Speaker 2: be so much bullying.
Speaker 1: Eighties again, eighties, that's kind of what happened a lot
Speaker 1: that that's the whole point, though.
Speaker 3: This kid's supposed to be getting knocked down the entire
Speaker 3: time until the very end where he shows.
Speaker 2: Also, I gotta be honest, I never bought that the
Speaker 2: other guy couldn't see that final crane kick coming.
Speaker 1: I mean, Hollywood's going to Hollywood.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, Hollywood is going to Hollywood. I'm like,
Speaker 2: but as soon as I saw him doing that fucking thing,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, he's gonna kick him in the face.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you could think about it, like did
Speaker 3: that other children really teach those moves though?
Speaker 1: Would they recognize that?
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't learn that shit. And I knew
Speaker 2: he was gonna get kicked in the face the eighties though,
Speaker 2: Like I didn't know. I wasn't taking karate classes and
Speaker 2: I knew. I'm like, I'm not getting kicked in the face.
Speaker 2: I back up.
Speaker 3: I mean, maybe that's supposed to play into like the belligerents.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but this is my job. I'm supposed
Speaker 2: to try and pick it apart. Now, Okay, you both
Speaker 2: defended your movie. Either of us get ears? Actually yeah,
Speaker 2: one of you did. Oh there was an instant when
Speaker 2: and I'm afraid this time it was a league of
Speaker 2: their own. It is my favorite. It is my favorite
Speaker 2: sports movie of all time. It is the whole package.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 2: It is funny, it's got great sports. It does throughout
Speaker 2: the whole movie, like there's baseball games all throughout. And
Speaker 2: I did not see the finale coming at all, Like
Speaker 2: I didn't expect it. When I was watching it in
Speaker 2: the theater, I was surprised and shocked.
Speaker 1: That game before the last one, I was like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck?
Speaker 2: No, I mean leaving it all just see impossible, and
Speaker 2: I was like, what is happening.
Speaker 1: They're they're supposed to strengthen their bond right now.
Speaker 8: Well you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, no, I love that movie. I love everything
Speaker 2: about it except John Lovet's But Tom Hanks is amazing
Speaker 2: in this. It's one of his It's one of his
Speaker 2: best performances with World War Two, that man. I honestly,
Speaker 2: I love how he changes over the course of the
Speaker 2: movie because he changes, he finds purpose in what he's doing,
Speaker 2: even though at first he's like, I don't want to
Speaker 2: teach these girls how to play baseball girls, And by
Speaker 2: the end he's like, come on, girls, we can do this.
Speaker 2: I believe in all of us, you know. So yeah,
Speaker 2: it's it's a phenomenal role for him. Like I said,
Speaker 2: Madonna and and ROSSI O girl are amazing together.
Speaker 1: Everybody in it. That's it. I mean again, aside from love.
Speaker 2: I mean Mala. All the jokes about Marla's looks, they're
Speaker 2: they're fucking awful. And honestly should not have been in
Speaker 2: the movie. But yeah, whatever.
Speaker 1: Again, when it was made, probably there's a lot of
Speaker 1: shit going on.
Speaker 2: But I liked how the other girls treated her like
Speaker 2: just one of the girls, like they didn't they didn't
Speaker 2: make an issue of it at all, and in the
Speaker 2: end she did find happiness. So yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: That's when the league and got married and started a
Speaker 1: family with that dude. I can camera his name now, absolutely, Walter.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I don't remember it. I need to rewatch it again.
Speaker 2: But yeah. One of my my absolute favorite, second favorite
Speaker 2: of all time, which honestly does not belong on the
Speaker 2: list of best ever god is Ladybugs, the soccer movie
Speaker 2: yes from Rodney Danger with Rodney Danger and Jonathan What's
Speaker 2: is Nuts pretending to be a girl for most of
Speaker 2: the fucking n I forgot it's it's so bad. That
Speaker 2: movie is such ship I would.
Speaker 1: Have SAgs and I don't know which one to choose now.
Speaker 2: It's honestly, it's honestly one of my favorite. I have
Speaker 2: a thing for bad sports movies for some reason, I
Speaker 2: really like Lady Bugs. I also really like Sidekicks, which
Speaker 2: that dude John was also.
Speaker 1: In, where he was daydreaming and Nick day dreaming.
Speaker 2: Of hanging out with Chuck Norris just really had this
Speaker 2: huge heart on for Chuck Norris. The whole movie.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you right now that was me. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's not the Chuck Norris thing. The daydreaming about ship
Speaker 1: like that, and like my mind, I'm always having Chick
Speaker 1: Dorris over. I built a studio for I love that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: No sh but no, I would do the same fucking shit, dude.
Speaker 1: I would daydream all goddamn day long to the point
Speaker 1: where it's like, did that just fucking happen? No, that
Speaker 1: wasn't him.
Speaker 2: That's so funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that movie too. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I love that absolutely. Topping the list is illegal. They're on.
Speaker 2: Well done, Stevie gets two points. It is two to one.
Speaker 2: We are going to have a definitive winner. There will
Speaker 2: be no time. We are going to play game three
Speaker 2: for three points, and we're going to play that right
Speaker 2: after this.
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Speaker 2: because there's only two of you, we are doing final
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Speaker 2: one of you either gets really really close or goes over,
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Speaker 1: Ready, yes, sir, let's do it to it.
Speaker 2: Aggie, you lost the last game, so you have the choice.
Speaker 2: Would you like to bid first or do you want
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Speaker 3: I'll go first this time, by now.
Speaker 2: Okay, our first item up for bids on the cost
Speaker 2: is correct? Is this fabulous signed white Los Angeles King's helmet,
Speaker 2: signed by none other than Wayne Gretzky, comes with a
Speaker 2: certificate of authenticity. Prove these signature's value and this listing
Speaker 2: can be yours if the cost is correct. Augie, you
Speaker 2: start us.
Speaker 1: Off three thousand Canadian.
Speaker 2: I know three thousand three thousand, I will call for
Speaker 2: final biduck, Well it's not three thousand, or he could
Speaker 2: be really.
Speaker 1: Should I overbid to just so we can get our
Speaker 1: I guess let's do nine hundred.
Speaker 2: Nine hundred. Okay, both overbid the actual final auction price
Speaker 2: of this signed Los Angeles King's helmet ninety nine dollars.
Speaker 2: Stevie wins number one.
Speaker 1: Practically, but I wanted that helmet and going to guess
Speaker 1: my collection of hockey stuffs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I was surprised. It's only thirteen hundred bucks
Speaker 2: were assigned Wayne Gretzky helmet. If I was flushed, I know,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the helmet was actually warned by him.
Speaker 2: I doubt it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just say I felt like three grand was
Speaker 3: I'll say it's not his helmet sounds like La Kings
Speaker 3: he played for two years.
Speaker 2: Also, Wayne Gretzky has probably signed so many things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is some random ones and he got at
Speaker 1: the gift shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're gonna get a little bit more eclectic
Speaker 2: here that even into this next item, ogie you must
Speaker 2: win this one in order to say in the game. Okay,
Speaker 2: the next item of forbids is this game worn jersey.
Speaker 2: This is a Mike Gillis Colorado Rockies NHL game warn
Speaker 2: hockey jersey from his last season in nineteen eighty. It's
Speaker 2: an extra large and it features stick marks, board burns,
Speaker 2: and sewing repairs. And the listing goes to whichever one
Speaker 2: of you wins this bid. Stevie, you will start us
Speaker 2: off this time.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll trade you the helmet for whatever this
Speaker 1: goes for.
Speaker 3: Oh, because it's probably worth more than the helmet.
Speaker 1: It's I will take. Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Also, you won the helmet.
Speaker 1: What are you talking? I know I'll trade you if
Speaker 1: you win this. If not, to keep them both, we'll
Speaker 1: go with fifteen hundred.
Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred. I am calling for final.
Speaker 1: Bids, say nine like I did thirteen hundred. Oh, oh
Speaker 1: you're nice.
Speaker 2: Thirteen hundred. Okay, I'll tell you right now. You didn't
Speaker 2: double overbid.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good.
Speaker 2: Oh, we just I'm a little over So this game
Speaker 2: is going to be over literally minutes after we started,
Speaker 2: because you both insta la final bid on each of these.
Speaker 2: So the actual final auction price occupid thirteen hundred. Stee,
Speaker 2: you be fifteen hundred. The actual final auction price of
Speaker 2: this real wor Hockey Jersey in nineteen eighty. We both
Speaker 2: went over No, I said, you didn't double over bid.
Speaker 1: Oh I see what.
Speaker 2: You So now I'm winding up to do the reveal.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I'm taking extra time now because you interrupted me, and
Speaker 2: also because otherwise the game is going to be really short.
Speaker 2: This Mike gillis Colorado Rocki's NHL game more in Hockey
Speaker 2: Jersey from his last season in nineteen eighty is one thousand,
Speaker 2: eight hundred and fifty dollars. Stevie wins and wins both
Speaker 2: listings and has won the game. Sorry hockey and the
Speaker 2: episode five points to one.
Speaker 8: Yay?
Speaker 1: Could he keep playing?
Speaker 2: I we might as well. There's one whistling left, and
Speaker 2: I thought I'm gonna use it for anything. Oggy tried
Speaker 2: and gain some.
Speaker 3: I don't know what game, what erin?
Speaker 2: What are you expecting me to gain from this? I
Speaker 2: was I was going to say self respect, but that's
Speaker 2: clearly not gonna happen.
Speaker 1: You got one that's good. Tell you how long, Aaron?
Speaker 3: How long have we been at this? And you think
Speaker 3: there's any amount of pride or.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't care. So we're gonna play the last
Speaker 2: item of for bids is this fantastic collectible. It's a
Speaker 2: nineteen eighty Olympic closing ceremony ticket signed by twenty members
Speaker 2: of the gold medal winning USA hockey team, and this
Speaker 2: listing can be yours if the cost is correct. Aggie,
Speaker 2: you start this time two thousand, two thousand, Stevie, Well, year,
Speaker 2: was it nineteen eighty? The Los Angeles Olympics in nineteen eighty?
Speaker 1: Okay, Man, No, we'll go nine hundred again.
Speaker 2: You actually go back to nine hundred, Ogie, Do you
Speaker 2: want to increase your bid or stay where you are?
Speaker 2: Where you are?
Speaker 1: You go, You're just gonna hurt yourself if.
Speaker 2: You If you freeze, you are frozen, meaning that's gonna
Speaker 2: be the end of it.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go, but you can go to two thousand
Speaker 3: and one nine. I'm at nine hundred, and we'll go
Speaker 3: up to twenty three twenty three hundred.
Speaker 2: Okay, Stevie, back to you. I'm gonna stay. You have
Speaker 2: to Oh my god, he's staying. Oi. Do you want
Speaker 2: to up your bidder?
Speaker 1: Do you want to find and then you didn't say
Speaker 1: final I.
Speaker 2: Didn't say final bids.
Speaker 3: I'm as well staying out on the day yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stevie made it practically handed it to you. The
Speaker 2: actual final the actual final auction price of this sign
Speaker 2: ticket by twenty members, the gold winning USA Hockey to
Speaker 2: you two thousand, nine hundred ninety nine dollars, and Augie wins.
Speaker 1: I forget how I was playing.
Speaker 3: This whole last game was like watching a dude set
Speaker 3: up a bear tracker, far of him going it won't
Speaker 3: hurt me, it's for bears, and instead.
Speaker 2: Of that's some Homer Simpson as Oh yeah, that's that's
Speaker 2: so funny. Well, Augie does win the third and final list,
Speaker 2: but it doesn't matter. Stevie has already won the entire episode.
Speaker 2: Five point story. Congratulations, thank you well done. After your
Speaker 2: guessing of the Everyone's Favorite Movies episode, I was I
Speaker 2: was both pleased and not surprised that you got mine.
Speaker 1: Immedia, Yeah, I was waiting, man.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like, first of all, mine
Speaker 2: are gonna be so eclectic from everybody else's because I
Speaker 2: watched a lot of weird.
Speaker 1: Ship I think I even said, I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: there's four people that know this movie and Jorge Me
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Speaker 2: Brain Donors is not on lasts. The same same for
Speaker 2: Radio Land Murders. But I fucking love both of those movies.
Speaker 2: They're so good and I I just I enjoy the
Speaker 2: ship out of them. Braindowners a lot, a lot. A
Speaker 2: large part of the reason I love Breen Doorgers so
Speaker 2: much is because we shared it, Like you know, me,
Speaker 2: Jorge and you will all sit down to watch it
Speaker 2: together while we're eating pizza or whatnot and just having
Speaker 2: a ball at all the silly, stupid shit that movie
Speaker 2: gets up to. But anyway, yeah, a lot of good stuff. Sorry,
Speaker 2: classic lines and just really funny bits. I love that movie.
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