Speaker 1: This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to KFI
Speaker 1: A M six forty, the Gary and Shannon Show on
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Speaker 2: Hey, and just like that, it's Gary and Shannon once again.
Speaker 2: This is uh, there's a new addition to our weekly habit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it's it's actually extra right, it's like our habit.
Speaker 1: We've taken a step further because we needed another.
Speaker 3: This is the next step in our twelve steps.
Speaker 1: Is there a next step?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm asking you said, it's a next step, like like
Speaker 2: we've done the first few things, like you like, there's
Speaker 2: the twelve We've made amends, we've done all, we've apologized. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't think we have American Yeah, the second step.
Speaker 3: We're done.
Speaker 1: You're you're It's okay.
Speaker 2: But the weekend fix is just another, you know, random
Speaker 2: thing that we wanted to talk about but we ran
Speaker 2: out of space during the year.
Speaker 1: Just another thing. It's special, it's unique, it's stuff we
Speaker 1: wouldn't talk about. And you're wearing that.
Speaker 3: Can we talk about what I wear on the weekend?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I know you can we talk about that? Well for
Speaker 2: a minute. I first of all, let me say very clearly,
Speaker 2: these are not daisy dukes. I know that that's what
Speaker 2: you were thinking of calling them. That's not what they are. Yes,
Speaker 2: their jeans or they were and then I cut them off.
Speaker 3: Right, So there's little. There's little. The threads hanging down
Speaker 3: here cover most of my thighs.
Speaker 1: Would we say most?
Speaker 3: During the can't see my tattoo?
Speaker 1: Can you which one? During the week You mentioned that
Speaker 1: it was springtime, and so I was envisioning the weekend
Speaker 1: fix for the Gary and Shannon Show. Maybe something floral,
Speaker 1: maybe pastels enter the fix. I don't know something that
Speaker 1: isn't those those shorts, Well, I try to make it up. Listen,
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson twenty twenty five wouldn't wear those shorts. Those
Speaker 1: were a two thousand and five Justice Simpsons Simpsons.
Speaker 2: So I'm wearing work clothes, if you want to call
Speaker 2: it that. From the waist down. Yeah, I thought the
Speaker 2: gold lamet top would have brightened your day, would have you?
Speaker 1: But I do like the ruffles. That's a nice touch.
Speaker 1: It's a little bright, but it does distract from your thighs,
Speaker 1: So I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't think that a cigarette stained biker jacket
Speaker 2: was going to be your choice.
Speaker 3: But here we are.
Speaker 1: We all have our own things we do on the weekends.
Speaker 1: Smell like an as Speaking of us, weekends are a
Speaker 1: great time for self care, right, Do I still smell
Speaker 1: like an ass? Sometimes I still think I smell like
Speaker 1: an ashtrais like I quit smoking a long time ago,
Speaker 1: but it's one of those things where you all, yeah,
Speaker 1: you get a whiff and you're just like, oh, everything
Speaker 1: smelled like smoke for a solid decade.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm trying to think of the only ash tray
Speaker 2: that I that I am anywhere close to on a
Speaker 2: regular basis is the ash tray that's downstairs as you
Speaker 2: walk out of the building, as you walk out of
Speaker 2: the radio station, there's that used to be like a
Speaker 2: it wouldn't be a smoking area, although.
Speaker 1: Is on top of the trash bend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, because it's next to the terminator two sculpture
Speaker 2: that looks like somebody just had molten metal of the days.
Speaker 1: Stupid sculpture. It's the stupid, one of the deepest things
Speaker 1: I've ever seen called art.
Speaker 2: But every once in a while I'll go buy there
Speaker 2: and I'll think to myself, did I do I smell cigarette?
Speaker 1: Oh? No, I never smell it.
Speaker 3: You never smell that.
Speaker 2: That's funny because you would be sensitive to it. I
Speaker 2: would be self care.
Speaker 1: Self care, all right. Right, So I've talked about this before.
Speaker 1: My husband uses preparation H on his face. I think
Speaker 1: I think he revealed that to me, like years ago,
Speaker 1: and I've never seen him do it. I've never seen
Speaker 1: the preparation H. I've never seen any of his self
Speaker 1: care routine, none of it. But I think he told
Speaker 1: me this a very long time ago, and it's one
Speaker 1: of those things I haven't stopped saying out loud. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure he loves that. But he does have great skin.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's got to be something to putting hemorrhoid
Speaker 1: cream on your face. Now, a couple questions, Number one,
Speaker 1: what is it that makes that work? And number two,
Speaker 1: how did he figure that out? I don't see him
Speaker 1: reading Marie Claire heard.
Speaker 3: I've heard that rumored for a long time. Really, it's like.
Speaker 1: An old wives tale. It it came in the Almanac
Speaker 1: and the Farmer's Almanac.
Speaker 3: Drink up stuff, shrink up.
Speaker 1: Well, what happens when you have hemorrhoids? Have you ever
Speaker 1: had a hamright? I've never had a hemorrh I haven't either,
Speaker 1: so I don't know what happens with that. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's worth a google, but I don't want to do
Speaker 1: it on my phone. If we were at work, if
Speaker 1: this was Monday to Friday, I would google it on
Speaker 1: the work computer. But I don't need hemorrhoids on my
Speaker 1: personal time.
Speaker 2: Before we get too deep into this self care thing,
Speaker 2: and since you bring up your husband is self care
Speaker 2: and you mentioned you've never seen your husband do it, no,
Speaker 2: the fact that you know that he does or you
Speaker 2: think he does, where do we stand on that you
Speaker 2: think he does or you know he does.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have just come up with this out of
Speaker 1: thin air.
Speaker 3: So you know he does.
Speaker 1: He must If he said it to me, I use
Speaker 1: oh oh no.
Speaker 2: But I mean on a regular basis, does does he
Speaker 2: have a regimen disease?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't see the regimen. I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't go into his self care room or routine or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't. You can go to his bathroom, dungeonny, I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm a stranger and I'm a weirdo, and I share
Speaker 2: a bathroom with my wife, so I know the lotions
Speaker 2: and potions that she's got sitting around so I know her.
Speaker 2: I know that she does that. I know she has
Speaker 2: the self care regimen. You guys a couple of months
Speaker 2: ago started ragging on me because I didn't put I
Speaker 2: don't put lotion on my face, and how deadly important
Speaker 2: I tried.
Speaker 1: I honestly, I've been able to tell that because your
Speaker 1: skin looks better.
Speaker 3: No, it looks it.
Speaker 2: I did it for about a week and then I
Speaker 2: gave up because it was just I couldn't remember to
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: And imagine that a week and I noticed the difference.
Speaker 1: Imagine what a month could do.
Speaker 2: The question is do you do women consider that attractive
Speaker 2: that a man has twenty minute self care regimen before
Speaker 2: he goes to bed.
Speaker 1: Doesn't need to be twenty minutes, that's the thing. I mean.
Speaker 1: It's putting hemorrhoid cream on your face. Only take seconds, right,
Speaker 1: and that is attractive. Well again, I don't need to
Speaker 1: see it. I don't need to watch you put all
Speaker 1: your potions on your face.
Speaker 3: Lotions and potions.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 1: I had a boyfriend I remember in my early twenties,
Speaker 1: and he was very much into all the men's products,
Speaker 1: whether it be like you know, body wash or aftershave
Speaker 1: or he was very much into all the grooming accoutrement.
Speaker 1: I did not find it attracted. I didn't find it unattractive.
Speaker 1: I thought it was what it was. It doesn't it
Speaker 1: was not neutral for you. Yeah, I mean who cares?
Speaker 1: But I mean my husband has great skin. So if
Speaker 1: he's throwing hemorrhoid crane on there, then I need to
Speaker 1: get into that because.
Speaker 2: You go on Amazon and get about a five gallon
Speaker 2: bucket of that stuff and you guys could share.
Speaker 1: It, right. He doesn't. That's the other thing. He doesn't
Speaker 1: ever say like, hey, you want some hemorrhoid crean like
Speaker 1: that would be nice, Like hey, I see the bags
Speaker 1: into your eyes, would you like some?
Speaker 3: So it's not attractive. He's boguarding his.
Speaker 1: Now that I think about it, I'm pretty off.
Speaker 3: He's got all the secrets. Ever mad about it.
Speaker 2: The idea of beef tallow as a.
Speaker 3: Self care supplement.
Speaker 1: The last time beef tallow entered our lexicon on the show,
Speaker 1: we were talking about steak and shake, shake and steak,
Speaker 1: whatever it is. We don't have a lot of them
Speaker 1: here changing out there cooking apparatus oils with beef tallow
Speaker 1: to make it.
Speaker 3: Healthier, healthier a question mark.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: They're still there're people who don't believe that it's healthier.
Speaker 1: Okay, well they said that that's what they were doing,
Speaker 1: and so then that sent me down the beef tallow.
Speaker 1: Whole of what is beef tallow? It's animal fat. So
Speaker 1: now the latest self care thing is rubbing the beef
Speaker 1: tallow on your skin. Now, if it was animal fat
Speaker 1: or hemorrhoid cream that I had to pick between, I'd
Speaker 1: picked the hemorrhoid cream. Why because when I think about
Speaker 1: animal fat, I think about going out into the barn
Speaker 1: and seeing a sweaty cow and taking my hand and.
Speaker 3: You see the cows sweat.
Speaker 1: And rubbing this cow, saying hello cow, and kind of
Speaker 1: get petting the cow, and then taking my hand from
Speaker 1: the cow onto my face and going like that. And
Speaker 1: that grosses me up.
Speaker 2: Okay, there's a lot of scientific reasons that that is
Speaker 2: just the weirdest thing you've ever said. Do cows wear
Speaker 2: fat on their outside?
Speaker 1: That's a good point. So I'd have to get inside
Speaker 1: the cow, and that's bad. If I think the sweat
Speaker 1: of the cow is bad, think about getting inside that
Speaker 1: cow and then putting.
Speaker 3: It on your face. Okay.
Speaker 2: The thing is, I think with people who are now
Speaker 2: turning to beef tallow, they're using a lot of the same.
Speaker 1: What part of the cow is the tallow coming from
Speaker 1: the fat part? So is it just when a cow
Speaker 1: is is gone, has left us, and its body is
Speaker 1: being repurposed for food.
Speaker 2: When the cow has offered itself up to our nutrition, you.
Speaker 1: Take a part of the cow, name a part of
Speaker 1: the cow.
Speaker 3: Stop pointing at me.
Speaker 1: My haunches, your honch Okay, I take your haunch if
Speaker 1: you're a cow. And did they just like squeeze out
Speaker 1: the fat and then they put it into some sort
Speaker 1: of Gwyneth Paltrow goop canister and they put it through
Speaker 1: some sort of process that takes all the bad stuff
Speaker 1: out and suddenly it's cream for your face.
Speaker 3: You can cook it down, I mean you could.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: Well, that's how they make candles, right with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, certain animal fats.
Speaker 1: So I mean wax, it's not that different from putting
Speaker 1: wax on your there's different skin stuff that's wax. But
Speaker 1: Joe Kwan gave me some sort of weird like whale
Speaker 1: seamen to put under my eyes.
Speaker 3: Oh she loves you.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure that's what it was.
Speaker 2: The criteria that people use to choose which beef tallow though,
Speaker 2: is similar to the criteria they would use to determine
Speaker 2: what steak they're going to order real at a steakhouse,
Speaker 2: because they'll go for the grass fed, holy organic.
Speaker 3: Totally.
Speaker 1: When do you buy this stuff?
Speaker 3: You can go on Amazon and buy beef tallow facial products.
Speaker 3: Really sure?
Speaker 1: How do you know that?
Speaker 3: Because it says so in the article that we're reading.
Speaker 1: Got it? I didn't read it. The right.
Speaker 2: Farm raised, sustainable, organic, grass fed, all of those are
Speaker 2: words that people are looking for when they're trying to
Speaker 2: find a good beef tallow for their face.
Speaker 1: So this is just like the passing trend, right, It's like.
Speaker 2: It probably depends. I mean, the one thing that isn't
Speaker 2: that is not going away is beef. I mean that's
Speaker 2: the it's such a steak people of our food around
Speaker 2: the world that cows are they're in good supply.
Speaker 1: Do you want to don't say no right away? Hear
Speaker 1: me out. This is something we could do, like moving
Speaker 1: forward with our weekend fix, because we could come up
Speaker 1: with like a challenge for during the week that we
Speaker 1: only talk about during the weekend fix. And my first
Speaker 1: idea is that we do like before pictures, and one
Speaker 1: of us puts hemorrhoid cream on their face and the
Speaker 1: other puts the beef tallow on their face. And after
Speaker 1: a week, I'm just asking for a week of this
Speaker 1: beauty care regimen, we see which one fared better on
Speaker 1: our skin. So this would only require you for a week.
Speaker 1: You wash your face in the morning, you brush your
Speaker 1: teeth or whatever, and then you rub a little of
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, my hands don't look like that
Speaker 2: when I rub stuff on my face. You did the
Speaker 2: most effeminate like flitting about.
Speaker 3: With it, just the tips, just the tips of the fingers.
Speaker 3: I don't do anything. That's my point is, I don't.
Speaker 1: Something wrong with putting lotion on your face. There's nothing
Speaker 1: wrong with that.
Speaker 2: I just feel like somewhere my grandfather is turning over
Speaker 2: in his grave or he's looking at me and he's
Speaker 2: telling me, don't you dare do that, or I will
Speaker 2: turn over in my grave.
Speaker 1: Well, your grandfather probably sweat for a living, so his
Speaker 1: skin created the things that would protect it and keep
Speaker 1: it moist. And supple. You sit in here like a
Speaker 1: talk show monkey, fluorescent lights, fluorescent lights, and do nothing,
Speaker 1: So you need a little lotion.
Speaker 3: That's the kind of motivational speech I need. You're a
Speaker 3: monkey and you don't do anything.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no no, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think that there are people that don't need that
Speaker 1: kind of stuff, being that we're inside the majority of
Speaker 1: our day and we are under fluorescent lights. It doesn't
Speaker 1: hurt to have a little It's just lotion. I'm not
Speaker 1: asking you to like do a vampire blood sucking facial.
Speaker 2: I would love to know. And people can always leave
Speaker 2: us a talk back on THEE.
Speaker 1: There's the snails, slime and spam.
Speaker 3: Salmon sperm.
Speaker 1: Thing.
Speaker 2: What are the crazy facial lotions or beauty secrets, beauty
Speaker 2: regimen things that you do or And I think it's
Speaker 2: probably less likely that you would think it's weird. What
Speaker 2: what does your spouse do or your girlfriend or your
Speaker 2: ex boyfriend? Like, what are the what is the craziest
Speaker 2: thing that you've heard? And you've already gone through a
Speaker 2: pretty significant list there of the salmon sperm and the.
Speaker 1: Well between my husband and I, he's got the hemorrhoid cream,
Speaker 1: and I have the Joe Kwan whale sperm. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: a lot of bases covered at my home. So anyway,
Speaker 1: what do you think about the challenge? If I order
Speaker 1: you on Amazon some beef tallow sauce.
Speaker 3: No, I'm the one doing the hemorrhoid cream. You are, No,
Speaker 3: I take that back, you do the hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1: I say that this is why we like to buy
Speaker 1: one products.
Speaker 3: We only have to buy one chunk of pieces.
Speaker 1: So it's beef tallow face cream.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if you could get me one that looks
Speaker 2: like a roll on deodorant, that would be great.
Speaker 1: This is expensive. I'm not spending this kind of money
Speaker 1: on your face, like twenty bucks.
Speaker 3: Twenty bucks on my face.
Speaker 2: You got to look at my face twenty hours a
Speaker 2: week and you wouldn't spend money.
Speaker 1: Doesn't bother me enough for the tune of twenty dollars.
Speaker 1: It bothered me enough for that's all right. Try to
Speaker 1: pressed out.
Speaker 2: So every weekend we're gonna say moronic things like this,
Speaker 2: and then don't forget to tune in on Monday morning,
Speaker 2: start at nine o'clock. A reminder you can always share,
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Speaker 2: can always leave us a rating and leave us comments,
Speaker 2: and we'll we'll we'll see again next week.
Speaker 1: How much is preparation? H see, this is much more reasonable.
Speaker 3: How much is that?
Speaker 1: This is about eight ninety nine? Okay, well that's the
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 3: For your husband. I don't need any Do you want to.
Speaker 1: Both do the hemrooid cream next week?
Speaker 3: That sounds like fun, question mark. Let's see what happens,
Speaker 3: all right, Well until Monday they dry.
Speaker 1: Everybody blessings.
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