WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:04.320 It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Another hour of The 2 00:00:04.440 --> 00:00:09.480 Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday. We're we're going 3 00:00:09.560 --> 00:00:12.119 to get to making fun of this former Washington Post 4 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:14.919 columnist here in a few I'm even gonna trash Major 5 00:00:15.000 --> 00:00:17.320 League Baseball. I'll get to a bunch of emails. But 6 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:21.640 before I do that, I feel a burden of being 7 00:00:21.719 --> 00:00:26.239 America's daddy, all right, and sometimes dad has to step 8 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:29.719 in and talk to people. And so we're about to 9 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:34.799 do this because there's a headline from Campus Reform that 10 00:00:35.320 --> 00:00:43.039 seventy seven percent of gen Z respondents have brought a 11 00:00:43.359 --> 00:00:49.520 parent to a job interview seventy seven percent. So this 12 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:52.759 is not only going to be for kids. This is 13 00:00:52.799 --> 00:00:56.920 going to be for parents as well. So let's just 14 00:00:57.039 --> 00:01:02.079 talk first. Know how I spent a month in Montana 15 00:01:02.640 --> 00:01:05.319 just being with my mom and taking care of things 16 00:01:05.319 --> 00:01:08.840 and beaver hunting and things like that. At one point 17 00:01:08.879 --> 00:01:11.040 in time, Well, we did a lot of hiking up there. 18 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:14.959 Montana's just amazing for the outdoors. You grab some water 19 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:16.840 and some shoes and you just head to the mountains 20 00:01:16.840 --> 00:01:19.760 and you go hiking. And yes, there's wildlife up there, 21 00:01:19.760 --> 00:01:21.959 and you need to take precautions and things like that. 22 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:26.040 I know what I'm doing. But at one point we're hiking. 23 00:01:27.359 --> 00:01:32.760 There's a trail and my oldest son, James sixteen, Shoot, 24 00:01:32.760 --> 00:01:36.400 he's almost seventeen. Gosh, that's amazing. Anyway, sixteen years old, 25 00:01:37.640 --> 00:01:41.519 he sees this other trail veering off to the left 26 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:47.000 and he wants to go by himself. He wants to 27 00:01:47.040 --> 00:01:51.959 take off up the mountain and go explore. There are 28 00:01:52.000 --> 00:01:56.519 trees and cliffs and rivers, and there are things, and 29 00:01:56.560 --> 00:02:02.159 he wants to go experience it. Would you have let him? 30 00:02:03.840 --> 00:02:09.360 We did. Bob Ab was nervous, obviously, No, what about this? 31 00:02:09.560 --> 00:02:12.719 What about that? And by the way, everything she brought up, 32 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:17.120 everything was a completely legitimate complaint. She's not a helicopter parent, 33 00:02:17.159 --> 00:02:18.919 by Annie stretch. She was just all, well, what if 34 00:02:18.919 --> 00:02:21.120 he runs into this? So what if he sprayed? They 35 00:02:21.159 --> 00:02:25.840 were all legitimate complaints. Yes, he could have sprained an ankle, Yes, 36 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:28.759 he could have run into a mountain lion. Yep. Yeah, 37 00:02:28.879 --> 00:02:32.319 all those things and more. All those things are true, 38 00:02:32.960 --> 00:02:37.319 and there is risk involved, but it is still critically 39 00:02:37.360 --> 00:02:43.639 necessary to let him go. He's got to go explore, 40 00:02:44.439 --> 00:02:51.240 he's got to go experience life. Experience danger, maybe hurt himself. 41 00:02:51.639 --> 00:02:53.719 Drag your butt back down the mountain. I've had to 42 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:59.159 do it before, but you've got to let him go. Parents, 43 00:03:00.360 --> 00:03:04.919 Let them go, let them experience some risk, let them 44 00:03:05.000 --> 00:03:09.960 experience life. Let them get hurt within reason, let them 45 00:03:10.039 --> 00:03:17.120 get hurt. Now, for job interviews, I'm going to break 46 00:03:17.159 --> 00:03:20.520 this down. I've done this before, but let me explain this. 47 00:03:21.680 --> 00:03:27.080 Job interviews are incredibly easy, and people screw them up 48 00:03:27.639 --> 00:03:32.919 and make them complicated. First of all, you need to 49 00:03:33.000 --> 00:03:37.639 dress up. And let me just caution you with this. 50 00:03:38.319 --> 00:03:42.960 I don't want a single email explaining to me that 51 00:03:43.039 --> 00:03:45.759 it's not a job you dress up for. Ah, Jesse, 52 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:48.560 why would I dress up? I'm just applying to be 53 00:03:48.639 --> 00:03:52.800 a barista, Jesse. I'm just applying to work at McDonald's. No, 54 00:03:53.280 --> 00:03:56.000 I don't want to hear it. I am forty four. 55 00:03:56.560 --> 00:03:59.560 I have gotten every job in my forty four years 56 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:03.199 that I have ever interviewed for. I am batting one thousand, 57 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:08.960 So take it from me. Dress up. Maybe you don't 58 00:04:08.960 --> 00:04:11.439 have money, that's fine. I didn't say you have to 59 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:14.800 go get a thousand dollars Armani suit. Maybe the best 60 00:04:14.840 --> 00:04:17.680 you can do is go to Walmart or Target and 61 00:04:17.800 --> 00:04:23.079 get some cheap khakis, a cheap button up of some kind. 62 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:27.839 It's not the type of clothing or the expensiveness of 63 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:31.600 the clothing that matters. That doesn't matter at all. What 64 00:04:31.800 --> 00:04:36.680 does matter is that your potential employer sees you make 65 00:04:36.920 --> 00:04:42.399 an effort. He wants to see an effort. Effort is 66 00:04:42.439 --> 00:04:45.399 what matters. The quality of the clothing does not matter. 67 00:04:45.759 --> 00:04:49.759 You put on the nicest freaking clothes you have, yes, 68 00:04:49.879 --> 00:04:52.399 even to go drop the fries in the fryer at 69 00:04:52.480 --> 00:04:55.920 Jack in the Box. Put on something freaking nice. The 70 00:04:56.120 --> 00:04:58.319 job I got when I got an RV job, I've 71 00:04:58.319 --> 00:05:00.879 told you this before. When I got that job in 72 00:05:00.959 --> 00:05:04.439 our V sales, I applied on Craigslist. I had zero 73 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:08.839 sales experience. My resume had no reason for you to 74 00:05:08.920 --> 00:05:12.160 hire me to go sell RVs. Why did I get 75 00:05:12.199 --> 00:05:16.360 that job? Because I walked in for RV sales and 76 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:20.879 a suit and tie all the way in the lobby. 77 00:05:20.959 --> 00:05:24.920 This was a six figure job. In the lobby, everybody 78 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:29.639 in a T shirt, shorts, one guy had flipflops on. 79 00:05:31.319 --> 00:05:34.720 Who looked like they were going to be a diligent 80 00:05:34.839 --> 00:05:38.279 employee who cared without meeting a single one of us. 81 00:05:38.399 --> 00:05:40.360 If you're the manager and you look in the lobby, 82 00:05:40.519 --> 00:05:46.639 who's the guy who cared me? Got the job? Dress up? 83 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:54.360 That's one. Two. Do not show up late under any circumstances. 84 00:05:54.879 --> 00:05:59.480 When I have a job interview, I time it so 85 00:05:59.600 --> 00:06:03.519 I am. They're a half hour early. You can say 86 00:06:03.519 --> 00:06:06.680 that's too early. Pause. I will show up a half 87 00:06:06.720 --> 00:06:09.959 hour early, and I will wait in the parking lot 88 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:13.839 until fifteen minutes before my interview, and then I will 89 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:16.360 walk in. So why show up a half hour early? 90 00:06:16.639 --> 00:06:18.160 Do you know there's going to be a car wreck? 91 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:20.560 Are you sure? Are you sure you're not gonna get 92 00:06:20.560 --> 00:06:24.800 a flat tire? Are you sure? Budget for those things? 93 00:06:25.079 --> 00:06:27.639 I don't want to hear excuses. If you show up 94 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:32.240 late for a job interview, you're out. First impression means everything. 95 00:06:32.519 --> 00:06:34.839 If you can't show up on time to interview for 96 00:06:34.879 --> 00:06:38.360 the job, I will never hire you in a million years. Goodbye, 97 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:42.839 Dress up and get there way before you need to. 98 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.319 Now the interview itself. And I know this stuff sounds 99 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:52.079 very basic. Older people are probably bored to tears because 100 00:06:52.120 --> 00:06:55.680 this stuff was taught back then. It's apparently not taught anymore. 101 00:06:57.360 --> 00:07:02.959 A firm handshake these limp, wristed handshakes have got to go. 102 00:07:04.000 --> 00:07:06.680 It's awful on men and women. Women should have a 103 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:10.160 firm handshake too, You don't try to break their hand. 104 00:07:10.519 --> 00:07:15.319 A firm handshake when you shake their hand, look someone 105 00:07:15.399 --> 00:07:18.120 in the eye and shake their hands. You know what 106 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:21.040 actually bothers me is my sons when they meet people. 107 00:07:21.160 --> 00:07:23.040 You know how they do that thing in church? Were okay, 108 00:07:23.040 --> 00:07:25.240 we did sung a song? Now greet some around you. 109 00:07:25.279 --> 00:07:28.279 Every church, every church freakin does this. You know how 110 00:07:28.319 --> 00:07:32.120 often my sons get complimented on their handshake. They turn 111 00:07:32.160 --> 00:07:35.439 around and they're shaking people's hands. Whoa firm handshake? You 112 00:07:35.439 --> 00:07:37.319 know why it bothers me because it's a shock to 113 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.600 people around them. That should be a given. It's a shot. 114 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:46.000 Whoa wow, great handshake, firm handshake, look somebody in the eye. 115 00:07:46.399 --> 00:07:50.120 And finally, for your ultimate interview tip, now that you've 116 00:07:50.120 --> 00:07:52.839 showed up on time, Now that you have dressed up, 117 00:07:53.199 --> 00:07:56.160 now that you shook hands, now that you looked them 118 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:59.920 in the eye. This is maybe the most important tip. 119 00:08:00.240 --> 00:08:02.639 All these tips matter, but this is by far the 120 00:08:02.639 --> 00:08:05.319 most important tip I can give you for nailing a 121 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:14.040 job interview. Shut up, you are nervous. Understandably, you want 122 00:08:14.079 --> 00:08:18.040 the job. So when you get nervous, you want to 123 00:08:18.120 --> 00:08:21.399 talk your way through it. You want to talk your 124 00:08:21.519 --> 00:08:25.560 way into the job. I've had a million job interviews. 125 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:28.439 I've had a million different jobs, and you know what 126 00:08:28.519 --> 00:08:33.120 they all had in common. Nothing. Sometimes they wanted to 127 00:08:33.159 --> 00:08:36.279 discuss the company. Sometimes they wanted to discuss the job. 128 00:08:36.519 --> 00:08:41.000 Sometimes they wanted to discuss high school puppies, golf. Sometimes 129 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:44.120 they wanted to discuss cars. And if you are sitting 130 00:08:44.159 --> 00:08:49.440 there running your mouth, you will have no idea what 131 00:08:49.720 --> 00:08:53.320 that interviewer wants to talk about. If you show up 132 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.919 with this pre planned speech in garbage like that, you 133 00:08:56.960 --> 00:09:00.200 were going to find yourself talking about things if they 134 00:09:00.240 --> 00:09:05.360 don't care about at all. So shut up and listen. 135 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:12.480 Just listen. They will guide the conversation where they wanted 136 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:15.639 to go. And if you have pre programmed yourself with 137 00:09:15.679 --> 00:09:20.159 a speech, I've seen this before, you may even hear 138 00:09:20.200 --> 00:09:23.320 their guidance, but try to ignore it and steer it 139 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:27.720 back to the speech you have memorized. Just go with 140 00:09:27.879 --> 00:09:31.120 whatever they're talking about, and don't be nervous about it. 141 00:09:31.279 --> 00:09:35.840 If you find yourself discussing your high school volleyball team 142 00:09:36.200 --> 00:09:39.840 because that's what interests them. Sit there and discuss your 143 00:09:39.919 --> 00:09:44.000 high school volleyball team. That interviewer is going to leave 144 00:09:44.039 --> 00:09:48.639 that interview with an impression of you if you talk 145 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.279 about what they want to talk about, because they're human beings, 146 00:09:52.799 --> 00:09:56.919 they're going to have a good one. Shut up and listen, 147 00:09:57.480 --> 00:10:01.440 all right, follow those simple steps. You will get the 148 00:10:01.559 --> 00:10:05.039 job most of the time, because the ten morons who 149 00:10:05.120 --> 00:10:09.039 interviewed before you didn't do any of those things. It 150 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:15.159 is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Wednesday reminding 151 00:10:15.240 --> 00:10:19.120 you you can email the show Jesse at Jesse kellyshow 152 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:21.720 dot com and we will get to some of those emails. 153 00:10:21.759 --> 00:10:23.759 I just know what I wanted to hit this because 154 00:10:23.799 --> 00:10:28.360 it is so so revealing so often these communists now 155 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.360 that everybody has to go on every podcast and voice 156 00:10:31.399 --> 00:10:33.440 every single thought, which I realize is a little bit 157 00:10:33.519 --> 00:10:35.639 hypocritical for me to say, since I talked for four 158 00:10:35.679 --> 00:10:38.559 hours a day, but everyone has to vomit every single 159 00:10:38.600 --> 00:10:42.639 thought out there for public consumption. That communists will eventually 160 00:10:42.759 --> 00:10:45.200 just tell you who they are and what they really believe. 161 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:49.200 I know you probably don't know who Jonathan cape Hart is. 162 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:53.879 He is a longtime columnist, or I should say was 163 00:10:54.279 --> 00:11:00.600 longtime columnist with the Washington Post. He has his stupid face, 164 00:11:00.639 --> 00:11:05.320 has been all over television vomiting out communist talking points 165 00:11:05.320 --> 00:11:07.720 for ages, you know, in case you don't remember this, 166 00:11:07.840 --> 00:11:08.639 Jonathan k Part. 167 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:13.360 And now I can't help but think that if this 168 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:18.000 election seems to be if it proves out that the 169 00:11:18.039 --> 00:11:20.919 millions of people who are watching Fox News, if that 170 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:26.360 ends up being the case, then I can't help but 171 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:30.919 wonder if the American people have given up on democracy. 172 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:35.200 Yes, because you're getting non biased reporting like that. Okay, So, 173 00:11:35.240 --> 00:11:39.720 as a dirty communist pretending to be a journalist, Jeff Bezos, 174 00:11:39.720 --> 00:11:43.799 owner of Amazon, bought the Washington Post and he put 175 00:11:43.840 --> 00:11:47.720 out essentially a memo to his employees, and this is 176 00:11:47.720 --> 00:11:50.879 what it said, quote, we are going to be writing 177 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:55.200 every day in support and defense of two pillars, personal 178 00:11:55.240 --> 00:12:01.720 liberties in free markets. Will cover other topics too. Why 179 00:12:01.720 --> 00:12:04.320 did Bezos do that? As he's some died in the 180 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:07.320 wool America lover. No, there's nothing in his history that 181 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:10.960 shows that's who he is. He's a man who understands 182 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:17.159 The Washington Post is losing money. It's losing money because 183 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:20.559 it's probably the most evil communist rag in the United 184 00:12:20.559 --> 00:12:25.000 States of America. So yeah, they're going to sell newspapers 185 00:12:25.039 --> 00:12:28.120 inside of Washington, d C. Where all the communists live, 186 00:12:28.240 --> 00:12:31.679 but outside of that, there's no desire for it. This 187 00:12:31.720 --> 00:12:35.080 is the paper when the ISIS leader was killed. Who 188 00:12:35.159 --> 00:12:36.559 was a Delta force that got him. I think it 189 00:12:36.600 --> 00:12:38.600 was a Delta force boys who got him. When they 190 00:12:38.720 --> 00:12:43.200 killed the leader of ISIS, the headline they posted online 191 00:12:43.679 --> 00:12:47.279 did not call him an evil terrorist. It called him 192 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:51.639 an austere religious scholar. That's how sick and deprave The 193 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:57.399 Washington Post is so k part he leaves, but it's 194 00:12:57.440 --> 00:13:02.120 his quote. It's his quote that just exposes exactly how 195 00:13:02.159 --> 00:13:05.200 these people think. Remember the three things they all have 196 00:13:05.279 --> 00:13:08.399 in common. What's the first one? No love of country. 197 00:13:09.480 --> 00:13:13.360 Sometimes they openly hate it, but there's never any love 198 00:13:13.480 --> 00:13:17.679 of it. Listen to this quote. Jeff Bezos, the owner 199 00:13:17.679 --> 00:13:21.240 of the Washington Post, as is his right, decided he 200 00:13:21.320 --> 00:13:24.080 wanted the section to focus on the twin pillars of 201 00:13:24.120 --> 00:13:27.840 personal liberties in free markets, cape Hart said, And it 202 00:13:27.879 --> 00:13:31.600 became clear as time went along, and especially when he 203 00:13:31.759 --> 00:13:34.120 chose a new leader for the section. He's talking about 204 00:13:34.120 --> 00:13:37.039 the comments section that there were just not going to 205 00:13:37.039 --> 00:13:43.399 be any room for a voice like mine, especially when 206 00:13:43.440 --> 00:13:47.559 we were told we would have to be unapologetically patriotic 207 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:51.879 in talking about the positive things happening in the country. 208 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:55.559 He was a columnist with one of the biggest newspapers 209 00:13:55.600 --> 00:13:58.480 in the United States of America, and he gave up 210 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:02.240 a twenty year career rather than write something positive about 211 00:14:02.240 --> 00:14:08.000 the United States of America. There's a reason Democrats didn't 212 00:14:08.000 --> 00:14:13.679 fly an American flag at their convention. There's a reason every 213 00:14:13.720 --> 00:14:17.399 time they talk about America they're crapping on it. It's 214 00:14:17.399 --> 00:14:20.879 who they are. They can't help it. They've been taken 215 00:14:20.960 --> 00:14:24.440 over by America hating savages. And look even the ones 216 00:14:24.440 --> 00:14:26.360 who have to try to play the middle of the road, 217 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:30.440 even they can't outright reject things like communism. Here's a 218 00:14:30.440 --> 00:14:35.720 great example, Alissa Slotkin. She's a senator from Michigan. Michigan's 219 00:14:35.840 --> 00:14:39.080 very much a purple state. Donald Trump wins Michigan, so 220 00:14:39.120 --> 00:14:41.919 she can't be you know, she can't be Adam Schiff 221 00:14:41.960 --> 00:14:44.840 of California. She asked to try to play the middle 222 00:14:44.879 --> 00:14:48.600 ground somehow, So she's asked about the communists. Who's about 223 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:51.559 to be the Mayor of New York, Johan Mandani, listen 224 00:14:51.639 --> 00:14:53.639 to this non committal bunch of garbage. 225 00:14:53.679 --> 00:14:57.279 Yeah, I've said very openly that I don't never would 226 00:14:57.279 --> 00:14:59.600 be called an expert on New York City politics. But 227 00:15:00.120 --> 00:15:02.879 messages were like a blinking red light. How can you 228 00:15:02.879 --> 00:15:06.879 miss them? People are still extremely focused on the cost 229 00:15:06.879 --> 00:15:09.080 of living and how they can't get ahead, still the 230 00:15:09.120 --> 00:15:11.879 motivating issue. And then number two, they want that new 231 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:13.039 generation of leadership. 232 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:18.600 Even she has to play for the Purple State crowd. 233 00:15:19.039 --> 00:15:22.480 Even she can't outright condemn a guy who talks about 234 00:15:22.519 --> 00:15:27.720 abolishing public property or abolishing private property and defunding the police. 235 00:15:27.799 --> 00:15:31.399 Let's do some emails. Hey, Jesse, I really hope guys 236 00:15:31.440 --> 00:15:34.519 says I support Kamala for president. I really hope she 237 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:38.039 runs for president. This increases the skeletons that will come 238 00:15:38.080 --> 00:15:41.840 out about Newsome and vice versa. It will certainly damage 239 00:15:41.879 --> 00:15:45.399 both of their political futures and will likely end hers. 240 00:15:45.639 --> 00:15:51.919 So I've been thinking about this. I can't help it. 241 00:15:51.960 --> 00:15:54.960 I'm a political nerd. You're a political nerder. You wouldn't 242 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:56.960 be listening to this, So don't be scoffing at me. 243 00:15:57.279 --> 00:15:59.840 I can't help it. I'm interested in this stuff. And 244 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:03.440 when I find myself daydreaming, which as you know, I'm 245 00:16:03.440 --> 00:16:07.639 an expert at when I'm daydreaming, I'll daydream about the 246 00:16:07.679 --> 00:16:11.960 future and future things that may come. And I've been 247 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:16.799 thinking about the Democrat race in twenty twenty eight and 248 00:16:16.840 --> 00:16:20.519 I have a prediction. And Chris, you were gonna have 249 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:22.559 to go ahead and write this one down, all right. 250 00:16:23.360 --> 00:16:28.440 It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Wednesday, 251 00:16:28.519 --> 00:16:31.080 a hopday. Remember if you miss any part of the show, 252 00:16:31.120 --> 00:16:34.919 you can download the whole thing on iheard spotify iTunes. 253 00:16:35.000 --> 00:16:39.080 Dear men, you whisper has Jewish producer Chris Ever brought 254 00:16:39.080 --> 00:16:44.879 in Jewish food for you to try, gefelta fish, matza, 255 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:49.279 baal soup, mandel, bread, cookies, even bagels. Or is he 256 00:16:49.360 --> 00:16:55.639 too stingy to share his culture. He brought in bagels 257 00:16:56.039 --> 00:17:02.440 a couple of times and they were really good. I'll 258 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:09.079 be honest, and I've said this before, but a breakfast bagel, 259 00:17:10.559 --> 00:17:14.319 a bacon, egg and cheese breakfast bagel with mayonnaise or 260 00:17:14.720 --> 00:17:20.119 miracle whip is the height of breakfast. And I am 261 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:27.039 a breakfast connoisseur. Scrambled eggs over easy eggs, pancakes, waffles, toast, sausage, bacon, 262 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:30.400 I like chicken, fried steak, biscuits, and gravy. I like 263 00:17:30.480 --> 00:17:35.200 it all. I like it all. A good breakfast bagel 264 00:17:35.960 --> 00:17:39.079 is as good as it gets, and really one of 265 00:17:39.119 --> 00:17:41.920 the only palatable Jewish foods there is. What Chris What 266 00:17:44.480 --> 00:17:46.680 Chris said? Everything else on that list is awful. No, 267 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:50.359 I've tried it all. You don't understand. I've had to 268 00:17:50.359 --> 00:17:54.200 suffer with Jewish foods so many times. I've told you before. 269 00:17:54.400 --> 00:17:56.359 My friend I have a bunch of friends who are Jewish, 270 00:17:56.440 --> 00:17:59.960 my campaign manager was Jewish, and we're talking like Orthodox. 271 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:02.279 So you show up and you can't even get the 272 00:18:02.400 --> 00:18:08.039 cheek cheese combined with the meat. It's just it's just unbelievable. 273 00:18:08.079 --> 00:18:12.240 How bad the tribe's food is. I don't I don't understand. 274 00:18:12.279 --> 00:18:16.799 But man, a bagel, gosh, a good breakfast bagel is. 275 00:18:17.519 --> 00:18:20.599 It's so good. Jesse, what's with that reddit wedding ring? 276 00:18:21.200 --> 00:18:23.720 Bob couldn't get you gold because it's too heavy with 277 00:18:23.759 --> 00:18:28.960 your tiny hands. Oh okay, so I should discuss this. 278 00:18:30.599 --> 00:18:37.119 I have this super super thin wedding band on and 279 00:18:38.359 --> 00:18:40.839 all right, so you know how I hate jewelry. I 280 00:18:40.880 --> 00:18:43.759 guess we're doing. Ask doctor Jesse some tonight. I'm just 281 00:18:43.799 --> 00:18:46.759 not a jewelry guy. I got that from my father 282 00:18:47.079 --> 00:18:49.279 when I was a very small child in the eighties. 283 00:18:49.720 --> 00:18:52.359 All the rock bands, you know, Guns n' Roses, everything 284 00:18:52.359 --> 00:18:55.519 else I listened to, they all had earrings. So I thought, well, 285 00:18:55.519 --> 00:18:58.440 that's cool, so I should get one of those. And 286 00:18:58.480 --> 00:19:00.759 I brought it up to my father and he let 287 00:19:00.799 --> 00:19:03.119 me know, in no uncertain terms, if I ever walked 288 00:19:03.119 --> 00:19:04.720 in the house with an earring, he would rip it 289 00:19:04.720 --> 00:19:07.799 out of my head. And he was he was not kidding. 290 00:19:08.000 --> 00:19:09.519 He said, I will not take it off. I will 291 00:19:09.559 --> 00:19:12.000 tear it out of your ear. Men don't wear ear rings. 292 00:19:12.119 --> 00:19:15.880 Said okay, dad, you know that sounds good. So I 293 00:19:15.920 --> 00:19:20.279 don't have necklaces. I actually own one. I bought one 294 00:19:20.359 --> 00:19:24.839 at this shop, and i'd ever wear it. I'm not 295 00:19:24.920 --> 00:19:28.079 big on that stuff, the bracelets and things like that. 296 00:19:28.119 --> 00:19:31.880 I'm just not a jewelry guy. Oh, Chris, Chris said, 297 00:19:31.880 --> 00:19:34.640 what happened to the prediction? Crap? I forgot. I teased 298 00:19:34.680 --> 00:19:37.200 the prediction. I'll come back to my jewelry thing. My 299 00:19:37.279 --> 00:19:39.640 prediction is that Kamala Harris will not run for president 300 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:42.599 in twenty twenty eight. Now, listen, let me ex fine 301 00:19:42.680 --> 00:19:48.279 that max Fine, that's fine. She's sixty. That's still relatively young, 302 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:53.279 especially in politics. She's sixty years old. The Democrat Party 303 00:19:53.359 --> 00:19:58.240 right now is historically unpopular. Gavin Newsom is going to 304 00:19:58.279 --> 00:20:01.359 get in with a big war chest. JB. Pritzker is 305 00:20:01.359 --> 00:20:03.319 going to get in with a huge stomach and a 306 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:06.440 huge war chest. The rear Admiral is going to back 307 00:20:06.440 --> 00:20:10.759 his way into the race. We all know that Kamala 308 00:20:10.839 --> 00:20:17.119 Harris has one more meaning. You can run a race 309 00:20:17.119 --> 00:20:19.839 for politics and lose. You can't and bounce back many 310 00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:23.839 many have before. When you run for president and he 311 00:20:23.920 --> 00:20:27.839 raise that much money and lose, you've got one more 312 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:34.680 of those. She has one more chance, one more chance. 313 00:20:36.119 --> 00:20:38.160 I don't think she takes it in twenty twenty eight. 314 00:20:39.200 --> 00:20:43.599 I think she sits back, watches the Democrat field get 315 00:20:43.599 --> 00:20:47.559 wiped out by JD. Vance runs again in twenty thirty two. 316 00:20:47.720 --> 00:20:50.519 That's my prediction. Back to what I was discussing, Chris, 317 00:20:50.559 --> 00:20:53.960 Back to what I was discussing. So I had a 318 00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:57.759 traditional wedding band, Believe me, nothing fancy it was. Was 319 00:20:57.799 --> 00:21:00.279 it white gold or something like that of it look. 320 00:21:00.279 --> 00:21:02.759 We didn't have any money. It was just a basic 321 00:21:02.839 --> 00:21:04.640 wedding band when we got married, but it was one 322 00:21:04.640 --> 00:21:08.440 of the standard fat wedding bands that guys have. I 323 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:12.000 hated it. I always hated it. I never got used 324 00:21:12.039 --> 00:21:16.200 to it. When I'm grabbing things, whatever, when I'm shooting, fishing, 325 00:21:16.319 --> 00:21:20.079 lifting weights, when I'm doing anything, it's always a bother. 326 00:21:20.319 --> 00:21:23.359 It's always bugging me. It's always pressing on my other fingers. 327 00:21:23.400 --> 00:21:26.319 I don't like it. I don't wear rings. I'm not Italian. 328 00:21:26.519 --> 00:21:29.519 I don't want it. So I get this. I make 329 00:21:29.599 --> 00:21:32.799 the terrible decision a few years ago to get one 330 00:21:32.839 --> 00:21:37.039 of the super super thin metal ones. It's majorly tiny, 331 00:21:37.240 --> 00:21:39.960 majorly tiny, and it looks super small because my hands 332 00:21:39.960 --> 00:21:43.359 are so big. I get one of these super thin ones. 333 00:21:44.920 --> 00:21:49.039 I am tailling you right now. There is going to 334 00:21:49.079 --> 00:21:51.759 come a day where I am going to come on 335 00:21:51.799 --> 00:21:54.200 the radio and I am going to tell you I 336 00:21:54.279 --> 00:21:59.880 lost my finger, my ring finger. This super thin wet 337 00:22:00.240 --> 00:22:07.160 band catches on everything because it's so thin, and if 338 00:22:07.240 --> 00:22:09.279 I forget to take it off when I'm doing something, 339 00:22:09.839 --> 00:22:15.200 I have almost not cut off torn my finger off 340 00:22:15.279 --> 00:22:20.160 of my hand multiple times when I do physical things what, Chris, 341 00:22:20.160 --> 00:22:23.240 what are you holding up? I can't see it. Chris said, 342 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:25.720 get a thick ring. I tried the thick ring and 343 00:22:25.799 --> 00:22:28.480 I hated that too. What I want is one of 344 00:22:28.519 --> 00:22:31.720 those rubber ones, or I think they're silicone or whatever 345 00:22:31.759 --> 00:22:34.079 it is. What I want is one of those, and 346 00:22:34.160 --> 00:22:36.680 I know I will put off getting one of those 347 00:22:37.000 --> 00:22:39.279 until I have no fingers at all. I know this 348 00:22:39.319 --> 00:22:41.359 is going to happen. But that's the story on the 349 00:22:41.359 --> 00:22:46.839 wedding ring. Now let's get back to politics. Jesse, thank 350 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:49.079 you for your defensive organ at the end of last 351 00:22:49.160 --> 00:22:51.400 night show. Whenever organ is in the news, it's almost 352 00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:54.359 always Portland. It gives people from out of state the 353 00:22:54.440 --> 00:22:57.640 idea that the entire state is like Portland. Most of 354 00:22:57.680 --> 00:23:00.920 the state is red, farmers, ranchers, hard working people. Dude. 355 00:23:01.240 --> 00:23:05.880 Oregon is one of the most beautiful states in the 356 00:23:06.000 --> 00:23:10.000 United States of America. The Pacific Northwest is ridiculously cool. 357 00:23:10.200 --> 00:23:14.039 Washington is this way too, and everyone thinks Washington is Seattle. 358 00:23:14.599 --> 00:23:19.440 Portland and Seattle were both way cool American cities, way 359 00:23:19.480 --> 00:23:23.559 cool fifteen twenty years ago. They went from being Democrat 360 00:23:23.599 --> 00:23:27.240 to communists, and they've kind of trashed themselves. But if 361 00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:31.079 you get away from those cities eastern Washington, you get 362 00:23:31.079 --> 00:23:35.240 out into the countryside of Oregon, it's so green and 363 00:23:35.279 --> 00:23:40.559 there's rivers and there's hills and it's awesome. People get 364 00:23:40.599 --> 00:23:44.119 mad because the communists destroyed California, and that's very valid. 365 00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:47.680 It's our biggest, most important state. It's beautiful, it's everything. 366 00:23:47.720 --> 00:23:50.720 All that stuff's valid. I am most angry that they 367 00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:53.559 wreck the Pacific Northwest. I would live in Oregon in 368 00:23:53.599 --> 00:23:56.960 a heartbeat. I would live in Oregon. See Chris is scowling. 369 00:23:57.400 --> 00:24:00.200 Go look at their congressional districts. The guy or a 370 00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:03.960 lady I didn't look whoever wrote that email in He's 371 00:24:04.000 --> 00:24:08.279 dead right. You can't imagine how blood read most of 372 00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:12.759 the state is. It's a couple big urban centers. It's 373 00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:16.400 the Portlands and Eugenes and Salems. It's a couple big 374 00:24:16.559 --> 00:24:21.599 urban centers that outnumber the poor people in rural Oregon. 375 00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:27.880 And they have to suffer. We all suffer. We have 376 00:24:27.920 --> 00:24:31.480 to suffer with Chris. It's brutal. What Chris, I'm just 377 00:24:31.519 --> 00:24:35.839 being honest about things here. Hey, Jesse, the world is 378 00:24:35.920 --> 00:24:40.079 witnessing too phenomena they've never seen before in human history, 379 00:24:40.839 --> 00:24:44.440 leaders of nations killing a large percentage of their own citizens, 380 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:49.279 and leaders of nations opening their countries to invasion by 381 00:24:49.319 --> 00:24:53.400 non assimilating conquering hordes with the rape and murder of 382 00:24:53.400 --> 00:24:57.759 their citizens. What do these national leaders have in common 383 00:24:58.119 --> 00:25:02.680 that makes them so willing to kill their own citizens. 384 00:25:03.079 --> 00:25:07.359 We'll talk about that. It is the Jesse Kelly Show 385 00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:11.519 on a fantastic, fantastic Wednesday. Member, you can email the 386 00:25:11.559 --> 00:25:16.039 show and you should Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. 387 00:25:16.079 --> 00:25:18.680 Love Hey, death rends, whatever you would like. So the 388 00:25:18.680 --> 00:25:21.559 guy said, you know, we're we've never seen this before 389 00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:25.960 in human history, leaders of nations opening up their countries 390 00:25:26.000 --> 00:25:30.480 to invasion by you know, inviting in all these hordes. 391 00:25:31.079 --> 00:25:35.519 But that's just not true. You see, don't worry. I'm 392 00:25:35.519 --> 00:25:38.960 gonna get to offending everybody about the Major League Baseball umpires. 393 00:25:38.960 --> 00:25:41.119 And we talked about what called Tulsa Gabbard said in 394 00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:45.039 a minute. But that's not true. I read you the 395 00:25:45.119 --> 00:25:50.599 quote before from Aristotle. Quote. Another mark of a tyrant 396 00:25:51.240 --> 00:25:55.440 is that he likes foreigners better than citizen and lives 397 00:25:55.480 --> 00:26:01.599 with them and invites them to his table. Aristotle wasn't 398 00:26:01.640 --> 00:26:06.000 born yesterday. Why is that a mark of a tyrant? 399 00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:10.599 Why is that what tyrants do? Why do democrats want 400 00:26:10.599 --> 00:26:13.680 the border open? Why do they bring in as many 401 00:26:13.680 --> 00:26:17.240