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Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spaking episode of

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another below deck podcast. Not this podcast, this podcast, bad TV,

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this podcast, bad tv? Actually, and I am noodle brained.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're a little stressed out dude. Oh my gosh,

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next time I see you, you're going to be a dad.

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Speaker 1: I know. I can't imagine. Oh my god, why do

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you say it so ominously.

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Speaker 2: Well, it's it's not a bad thing. It's just a

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stressful thing. Your life is going to change, not in

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a good way.

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Speaker 1: I'm Dylan, that's Pat, That's Ruby. What's up everybody? Hey?

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What's up? Bitches?

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Speaker 3: Hey Danil, Hey Pat?

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Speaker 2: How are you doing? Really good?

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Speaker 1: Ruby's about to be a grandma. What's it called? So listen,

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we're here to break down the Valley. That's a show

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on Bravo which plays host to all sorts of deep

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seated kind of interpersonal ruin and trauma. And that's why

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it's our favorite show. We actually really like this, I

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really do like Yeah, we really love it. So it's

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a fun joke.

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Speaker 2: I do have to say, I don't need a two

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episode arc of showcasing Danny as a as a goddamn drunk.

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Speaker 1: No, he's a little drunk, but like, who gives this ship?

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Speaker 2: Who gives this ship? We need to move on from

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that story.

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Speaker 1: But listen, we have some great sponsors today. I Am

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going to be on break for a little bit. Ruby

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and Pat are going to be manning this entire thing. Actually,

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producer Calan is Jagg. He'll be that thing in and

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helping out. That's very exciting. You'll hear a lot from him.

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Speaker 2: Well he just laughs, yeah, he laughs.

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Speaker 1: He's got a really good laugh. But we have to

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get into the show. We got a lot of recording

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to today. We've got to speed it up. So sorry,

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this is a speedy one.

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Speaker 2: Because Dylan's heading to the hospital after this.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe probably not quite down Okay, sorry, I'm trying

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to make it so the audience doesn't get mad if

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the show's abbreviated.

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Speaker 2: You know, Okay, he's going to the hospital.

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Speaker 1: I gotta go after this.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Mooby's putting on a sweater.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna give.

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Speaker 3: This what now can you give us? Actually, though, as

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a family member, what are the chances is it like

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a sixty forty, seventy thirty that you go tonight tomorrow?

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Real quick?

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Speaker 1: I'd say fifty to fifty tonight or tomorrow. Whoa Okay, hm,

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that's what happens with this stuff. Okay, it's not Michael,

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and it's babies.

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Speaker 2: Called the Baby's Call, and well it's the hospital to

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where the doctor, the obgyn whenever, because you know, they

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have to schedule all their quote unquote clients to bring

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the babies into the world, so they'll shut they'll push

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you off. If they got a game of golf on

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a Saturday, they'll be like, uh, I think she's coming

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on Monday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, do that. Yeah. Well, listen, we've got

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the whole gang together on this show and in the

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studio we're here to break down the Valley episode whatever

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it is. I like this episode but also hated it,

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and I'm going to give it two pots. Don't really

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remember what happened, but I know that I hated seeing Brock.

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Speaker 2: Two rotten Hills. Hell, jes Revie, you want to go next?

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Speaker 3: You know, Pat, I do, because I'm basically going to

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echo what my almost father brother said. Love this show.

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I love how deeply not okay everyone is Alora. It

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couldn't be more applicable because they couldn't be less alright,

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And this episode was was not right. It was bad,

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it was slow. I hope you know. The little mid

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season teaser that we got was promising, I want less

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let no BINGI La La, I want in sprinkles and

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that's all. I'm nervous. I'm scared.

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Speaker 2: Twelve bumps, twelve bumps, Ruby, Where do you stand on Sheena,

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sat and Brock.

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Speaker 3: I don't think the divorce will come because of houses, right,

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they have too many houses?

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Speaker 2: Well, I was actually I meant that. Sorry, I didn't

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articulate the question good.

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Speaker 1: It was pretty open ended. She really could have said

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anything after that.

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Speaker 2: How do you feel about them being shoved upon us

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within this this television show?

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Speaker 3: Hate awful? Don't do it? Please God? Sprinkles at best,

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and keep referring to them as like Michelle's realtor, Michelle's friend.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Rah, Michelle's reeltor, and her husband guy who doesn't

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pay child sport.

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Speaker 1: She is a realtor, no flip that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry forgive me. I don't know she is a singer

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or something, but and do anything. Let me tell you something.

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It showed how rusty Sheena she has been at some point.

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I believe it's La La speaking with Michelle and Sheena

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is just standing there and I like, not saying anything,

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not adding, not contributing, and I'm like, get out of here.

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And then Brock's like he can, I have a BIA.

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That was his contract.

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Speaker 1: So and they just throw me one on and they

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come all away. They just to us what I tell me.

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Speaker 2: They are not if this, if there are problems with

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this television program, they are certainly not the solution. I

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don't want them on my television.

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Speaker 1: I'm all right, I'm okay, okay.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 2: The other thing, they show Jack's the Bar, Jax's Bar

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at the tail end of the episode, and I think

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Jasmine's trying to rip paintings off the wall. I mean,

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it's still a place of business, Jasmine. Uh, there was

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nobody in that place. And I got.

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Speaker 1: Since its inception that business has not been a place

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of business. Okay, so error and omission, you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: I am wrong, But I am going to make a prediction.

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I don't think that bar lasts till the end of

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this season. I went there on a Friday last Friday.

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I was there at seven point thirty. Now, if you

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drive down Ventura Boulevard at seven thirty on a Friday,

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people are spilling out of every restaurant in bar on

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that boulevard. If a grenade went into the bar where

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my wife and I were sitting on Friday, three people

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would be dead, my wife and I and that poor

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bartender that's making no money because no one's in that

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fucking place.

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Speaker 1: And hey, three's too many.

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Speaker 2: Goddamn right. Okay, I already pointed this out at the

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top of my broughten hells. I don't like the story

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arc of Danny being a drunk. We come on, we

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can do better than that. We can do better than that. Lastly,

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Jason a lovely person, but Jason, do not get cajoled

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by production or I think more likely your wife janet

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Ah throwing you to the wolves like that, making an

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absolute fool of yourself and also very unlikable. Zero rotten

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hells for Jason and this episode.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, rotten to Hall. But listen, let's start at Lax. Well, listen,

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girlfriend or real friends. They are going to pick up

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Zach from Lax. I hate going Lax. I barely even

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pick up Ruby from Lax and she's my sister, you

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know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I am so glad you said that. Yeah, because the

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idea of picking up a friend or dropping a friend

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off at LAX is a pastime in Los Angeles. Yeah,

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it's a true test for friendship. I'd argue, I don't

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care if you live one mile away from LAX, that

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turnaround is still an hour.

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Speaker 1: I don't think I will pick Ruby up time dependent,

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work dependent. I will never pick up a friend from

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Lax ever.

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Speaker 2: All right, so that's your I was gonna put that

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out there. Okay, so I've done this for friends.

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Speaker 1: I'll pick up family depending on workload and time, and

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never anyone who's not blood. Okay, Ruby, go ahead.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So here's the thing that I have to say.

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Because I used to agree with Dylan until they moved

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ride share service to hell. Now, I've only not been

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picked up by my family one time in the last

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eleven years, and it was six months ago, and I

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said to my family, I'm never coming here ever again.

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I'm never coming here again ever in my life unless

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one of you can retrieve me, which is a big

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ask and I get it. So now we know that.

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Because if you're coming into LAX, here's what I have

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to say. Pack a lunch, Yeah, who aren't picking you up?

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And also make sure you have ample water and snacks

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because it's going to take you three and a half

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hours to get wherever you thought you were going. Period.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've picked a friend up and had to end

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the friendship because the experience are so traumatizing. I want

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to say this and then I'll get off the topic.

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As you pointed out, it's okay to drop off or

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pick up a loved one, a family member, or a

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booty call. If you do not fall into those categories,

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get your own fucking ride back in the day, and

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this is past your time because this doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: An it wouldn't be a personal story.

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Speaker 2: Kind of a personal story. Back in the day, when

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I didn't have any money, I would get out of

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Lax and I'd hop in a van with five other

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failures in life, right, and it would just say San

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Fernando Valley. That's a big place.

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Speaker 1: It's it's massive.

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Speaker 2: You'd crawl in with five other losers and you'd get

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in that van with your suitcase, and then you would

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drive to the San Fernando Valley and you would stop

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at one shitty apartment after another.

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Speaker 1: That van is essentially like that cart and Monty Python

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with all those dead bodies on top of it. That's van.

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Speaker 2: It felt that way. It felt like you were slowly dying.

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It definitely reminded you yourself while you were in that van,

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you weren't where you wanted to be in the life.

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Speaker 1: You have got to make moves.

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Speaker 2: But I want to say that van ride and I

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had to do multiple ones. It did one thing for

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old Patty. It said, Patty, make an ap money so

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that you can either afford a car or to be

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able to park at Lax.

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Speaker 1: Listen. A lot of people have philosophical disagreements with the

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up chargers in the Uber blacks and Uber xxx's or

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whatever you need to get to pull up right to

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the terminal. It's like two hundred and fifty bucks. I

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don't care. I'm not going to fucking the West Bank

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where they have all of the fucking ubers picking you up. Okay,

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I'm not doing it, but listen, they are here to

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pick up. I would say one of the most inconsequential

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and annoying people I've ever seen on reality television.

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Speaker 2: We've seen a lot of reality tea.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this guy, it's not hatred, it is it's

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a little bit like an ant infestation. For me, personally.

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I don't hate ants, right, I think they're kind of cute,

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but I definitely want nothing to do with them.

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Speaker 2: I will kill them, exactly my sentiment. It's like, all right,

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so someone like Jesse he's on your television screen. I

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despise him. I hate him, right, and I want to

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continue to watch him. Yeah, Zach, I have like no

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feelings about Yeah, and that's the worst thing you can

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be on a television.

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Speaker 1: I don't have no feelings about Zach. I do think

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he's a disgusting little worm and a set excuse for

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a man. I mean, the fact that we get to

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this rumor later on, and of course it starts with

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Zach is so indicative of the kind of bitch that

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he is. But he gets back in the car, he

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starts talking about his fucking Benji. His hair is is

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mahogany red. For some stupid reason, I like gay gay

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men are supposed to.

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Speaker 2: Have it together.

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Speaker 1: It together. They're they're fucking you know, they're either bears

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that's impressive, or they're put to fuckinggether Zach. Sach is like.

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Speaker 2: He's got no style.

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Speaker 1: He's like me, no style.

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Speaker 2: He's got the face the size of a goddamn pumpkin.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that head is so big. And when he's talking

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to Benji's x's husband directly saying, I'm like, hey, bro,

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have a little tact. Huh, she's christ you Witch.

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Speaker 2: Well, anyway, they're boyfriends. Now I.

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Speaker 3: Just have to say, well, maybe they're boyfriends. What I

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have here is the Zach and Benji saga. Dash. I

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will not take notes on this, dignify it any further.

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I don't like this. I think this is really annoying,

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and I don't feel indifferent towards Zach. I think that

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it's actually again, it makes me mad, And what it's

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going to make me do is fast forward like it's

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a ninety day fiance couple that I don't care about,

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right right right.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good protocol moving forward. By the way,

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my wife and Ruby were texting this morning about the

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big reveal of the Survivor fiftieth cast. We're covering that

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a patroon. We're going to do that at page I

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might know a few people, but not if Mike White

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is coming back to Survivor. Okay, yeah, I mean it's

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going to be great. We're going to do that. I

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mean it's not going to happen.

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Speaker 2: The creator of White Lotus.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he and School of Rock. I mean

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he was an infamous and famous cast member of Survivor. Yeah, yeah,

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he was so fantastic on the show. Anyways, that'll be

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coming in twenty twenty what seven, six.

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Speaker 3: Two, one more season and then that one, so probably six.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So we go back to the White Party and

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get another little wrinkle. We're rehashing this. Danny's a little drunk,

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Speaker 2: So Jasmine won't let this Danny dark side thing. She

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won't let it go. He's a goddamn pig. And even

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though he's apologized fourteen times, yeah, that is not good

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enough for her.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: I sent my co host Ruby and Dylan a clip

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from a season of The Batchelor.

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Speaker 1: Didn't have any sound.

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Speaker 2: I saw that after. I don't know why that.

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Speaker 3: Didn't do that, didn't need it.

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Speaker 2: Later in the episode, Jasmine will tell poor Danny that

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what he did was so offensive and it made her

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feel a certain way, and she's never done that to

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a person.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately for her, we do actually have.

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Speaker 1: Footage on television.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, doing that to Nick Vile, now.

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Speaker 1: Not only doing it to Nick Vild, doing it to

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Nick vile because she was blackout drunk.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Danny should apologize for this. And I understand that Jasmine

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is hypocrite well unpacking the severity of it with a

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different lens that she didn't see it initially through, which

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was just gross ew And now it's a little bit

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deeper because of the dynamic of her relationship. We talked

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about it last week. She's right about that. We just

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don't care. No, we just don't care. But there is

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a new wrinkle from Danny that he was on antibiotics.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're supposed to be boozing on that.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I guess we're still on this this that year

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we talked about it. This, this fucking this airport outfit

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is hideous. It's it's hideous. These these capris, these non

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committal capris.

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Speaker 5: And these having a bit of a moment where maybe

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maybe we're all wrong and he actually does have a

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bit of some type of fashion sense that we don't

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get because we're straight losers.

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Speaker 3: Genuinely, I'm not joking. How people say, like, you guys

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dress like what gay guys dressed like three years ago.

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Maybe that's what's happening, right.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe that's a twilight zone that I hope we're

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not in.

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Speaker 2: But who I think he looks like a douchebag.

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Speaker 1: All right, So Michelle and have a bit of a

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playd eight and Hea says, hey, remember when we said

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we wouldn't talk about each other? Is behind each other's backs?

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When I left? What did everybody say behind my back?

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And Michelle's pretty much like Jazz. We just started crying again.

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And my god, that little girl looks so much like Jesse.

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Speaker 2: Now. Then they discuss what a narcissist Jesse is, no shit,

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and even Isabelle, his own daughter, wants a new daddy.

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That's kind of hurt.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and new daddy lives in a house who also

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has the bees that live there. Ill I told that

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we were out of drinks the other night, and Patty

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got a little samanthas he had his white wine going,

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and I just, you know, it was it felt so

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good to tell Pat. Pat has been killing me lately.

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Pat has been so funny on these shows. I mean

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I could. I was like when when Pat said last week,

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I wonder I wonder if bees live there? Talking about

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crazy ice House.

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Speaker 2: I mean, my god, I'm at the top of my gates.

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Speaker 1: It's so funny. All right, let's get some smash Burgers.

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The amount of b roll that we get for heavy

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Handed on Venture Boulevard reminded me of a Triple D segment.

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Speaker 2: I'd argue the promotion of the business heavy Handed was heavyhead.

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Speaker 1: It was heavy handed. Let me tell you something about this,

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how the burgers are made, how the sauce is sauced.

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Speaker 2: I mean, like, I've heard this place has a great burger.

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Oh really, Jason? Okay, then then I think it sucks,

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which it does suck. It has this stuff called the

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secret sauce does, which has been created for dumb people

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to be happy. It is so gross.

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Speaker 1: It's it's deef not gross. But i'll tell you what.

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My palette is fatigued up in Los Angeles smash Burgers. Okay,

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done with them, you know. And also what a racket.

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Speaker 2: Oh I'm so happy you get to cut an actual

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burger into thirds, right and then sell that shit for

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eleven dollars? Yeah yeah, oh no, this is new.

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Speaker 3: No, no, it's not your dumb Also, you have to

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have a salad on a menu, especially in Los Angeles.

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I don't care what you are, it could be shitty.

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You have to have one. It could be a house

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salad from the grocery store, a house you can't. You

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have to do well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the trick about the smash burg it's an ingenious racket.

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You take two ounces of beef, you smash it down.

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But but you you're you're paying for the bun.

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Speaker 2: Okay, and thats sauce and that saw. So this is

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my daughter's favorite What is that.

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Speaker 1: Sounds like an as an airplane.

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Speaker 2: This is my daughter's favorite place. She loves heavy handed.

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Speaker 1: She's a four exactly.

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Speaker 3: She wants the fries from Chateau but they're heavy handed,

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all right.

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Speaker 1: So we sit down with Jason, who very casually brings

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up the time where he was just trying to have

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a good times Daniel was and Jason has gone from

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not that big of a deal to this is actually

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a very very big deal, and Jason implies that there

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is something bigger going on. This was very sassy, this

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was very zesty, and it was very fucking weird from Jason.

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Speaker 2: Okay, now I pointed this out at the top of

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my rotten hells. Yeah, he was forced to do this

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by his wife.

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Speaker 1: Don't agreed, don't commit So much to it, though, because

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it's really pathetic, like, don't say because I told you

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to go do this that you have to do it

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because it's the lawyer in you, because then we're we're

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going to throw up in our mouths.

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Speaker 2: When he confronts Danny, do you remember this party, he said,

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Jasmine was traumatized when she saw him take a swig

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bottle near her in her vicinity. She was troubled by it. Yeah, okay,

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that's a new one. I mean, we go to bars

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all the time, right her freaking out, Oh my god,

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that person just take a sip of that. Oh my god,

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I gotta go home.

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Speaker 3: And he's like, okay, don't look, don't look at the

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car closure eyes. Okay, it's okay. I did. I think

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one of the best parts about that whole scene was

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Danny like vehemently being like, I had a shot in

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a white klwan. I was gonna nap anyways, you guys,

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what in the mother is going on here? I wasn't drunk,

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and I was like, oh, oh my.

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Speaker 4: God, yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: We we get a little Jake in Vienna moment here,

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stop interrupting me.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, we did that. And then Jason reminds dark

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Side Danny that Jasmine might need fourteen more apologies until

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she can get past this. I want to say this. Sorry,

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it just triggered a thought. Elliott's birthday this past March,

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we had inside the house if you needed to use

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the restroom or one of your crumb crunchers needed to

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change to their diaper. The door was opened to our

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living room and on the screen was the Mario cart

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Mario Brothers movie or whatever. And I was standing in

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there in my own kitchen, and I was looking over

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a living room and a mother walked in and she said, oh,

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don't look at the screen. And she covers her five

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year old daughter's eyes like what was on the screen

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was like, I don't know, Nazi pop propaganda. Yeah, And

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she really made a big deal out of something being

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on the screen. I gotta tell you, I said, I

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told my wife. I tracked it out and pointed at

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her when I go, who is that woman? She said, so,

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and so I said, I don't ever have her at

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our house again.

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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you, I'm gonna piss some parents off.

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I'm just gonna have no fucking fear. I'm I'm I

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just you know, people have been driving me insane lately.

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Yesterday I was in an office. I walked into the kitchen.

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Smelled like absolute fucking death. Somebody at MicroID salmon, okay, salmon.

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So we're all standing around right trying to find the culpra,

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and this guy walks in. He pulls the salmon out

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of my mind, crave, I go, just microwave salmon. And

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I don't know him very well, so you know this

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is he goes, yeah, I goes's fucking disgusting. He gets

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like legitimately upset at me. And and when when I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna set it better, like whoa that's gonna be?

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, you shouldn't set it any other.

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Speaker 4: Way than that.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. It is a war crime to microwave

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salmon in an office building. And I know that this

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has happened to you many times.

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Speaker 2: A coworker named Diane did that multiple times, had North

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American insurance. And you know what I did to get revenge?

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Speaker 1: You banged her daughter, that's right, right. So today I

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was picking up a bass in at one of my

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wife's addictions is Facebook marketplace, and I had to go.

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I was standing outside of this woman's house. This fucking

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neighborhood Snoop comes over starts asking me what's going on?

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I go, who the fuck are you? What is going on?

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I cannot do it with.

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Speaker 2: Like Dylan, You're under a lot of stress right now.

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I think a lot of things are probably triggering you,

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in annoying you that won't after you get some sleep

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and your baby girl is here.

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Speaker 1: If someone came into my house and shielded their child

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from the Mario movie, Universal's the Mario movie. I would

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be like, what the fuck is wrong with you? And

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I would say it in a joking way, but it

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would probably get misconstrued. Anyways, I'm going on a diatribe,

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and I apologize for that. Let's get to a very

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very special day for Jacks. Oh yeah, he hasn't seen

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his little boy in a long time. And these tears

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are the tears of someone who wishes more than anything

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that he could just do a little cocaine. Yeah, he

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is so sad that he hasn't done any coke. I

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mean the heartbreak that is running through this man right now.

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Speaker 2: He's talking the talk, but I don't think he's gonna

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walk the walk.

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Speaker 1: He miss his cocaine so much, have.

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Speaker 3: So Okay, I don't. Did you did either of you

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watch the after show?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: God, no, okay. So so this man is slowly but

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surely climbing in the ranks as someone who I mean.

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Brittany says like, I mean, I hope he I wish

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he was actually in real jail. Same me too, because

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he's he's such a horrifically selfish, narcissistic, untreatable liability. I

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don't know what you do with when you have a

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kid with someone like that, because you can't just like

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divorce it.

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Speaker 1: Well, here's the thing, though, like this is and and

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this is like I don't want to be a dick,

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but but hey, mem have your walls up a little

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00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:27,559
bit more. Jack's was always like this. You could see

469
00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:31,119
these markers from a mile away. And he literally says,

470
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:34,240
when we do the montage of their beautiful, meaningless relationship

471
00:23:34,279 --> 00:23:36,720
that's ended in complete ruin, he says, I want to

472
00:23:36,759 --> 00:23:41,319
be with you for a very long time. There's no

473
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,720
death to us part here. It's like, I think pretty.

474
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:49,480
Speaker 2: Long now, dyl if Jax could get help, I think

475
00:23:49,519 --> 00:23:50,920
there's a way that he could be helped.

476
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:54,359
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477
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478
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481
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Speaker 2: And you get to go out and shop condos. Wow,

482
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what a rehab.

483
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488
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489
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490
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Speaker 2: Now, Jacks, I have a prediction. I think it will

509
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,559
be two years after he's been kicked out of reality

510
00:25:36,599 --> 00:25:39,039
TV or the works dried up, you know, And I

511
00:25:39,039 --> 00:25:43,319
think that can happen. I think he ends up with

512
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some jail time.

513
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Speaker 1: I think I got one hundred percent.

514
00:25:47,119 --> 00:25:48,680
Speaker 2: I think that a little.

515
00:25:48,519 --> 00:25:50,960
Speaker 1: A little dewey, a little hit and run.

516
00:25:51,079 --> 00:25:55,680
Speaker 2: He will be long out of our world and we'll

517
00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:57,720
just see a TMZ story one day and we'll go,

518
00:25:57,759 --> 00:26:00,039
who is that fat guy that's all great here? It

519
00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:03,000
will be Jack's and it will be a mug shot. Yeah,

520
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,119
and he'll be pleading guilty and he'll be getting a

521
00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,039
couple of years in the clink.

522
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:08,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and look out, because people get real stab happy.

523
00:26:08,920 --> 00:26:11,400
I mean I heard Tory Lanez got stabbed for fourteen

524
00:26:11,440 --> 00:26:13,160
times the other day, Is that right? Yeah, he was

525
00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,400
in there for shooting Megan thee Stallion. I don't know.

526
00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:17,079
It's just nuts. I mean, I don't know why I can't.

527
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:19,880
Everybody can't get along. Let's get to Sherry and Britney.

528
00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:25,240
Quite a bizarre beehive cut on Sherry. She's been hanging

529
00:26:25,359 --> 00:26:28,079
out at the house so Britney can have fun with

530
00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:33,160
her friends, and we get to this new look in

531
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:40,119
the Talking Heads with Brittany. Britney's outfit choices are a

532
00:26:40,119 --> 00:26:42,640
little bit like sex outfit choices, though not as bad.

533
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,799
I'm just always unbelievably confused by the choices. Yeah, I

534
00:26:47,839 --> 00:26:50,839
mean a lot of tit, and it's there's a lot

535
00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:52,160
of tit there, you know.

536
00:26:52,319 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 2: You know, if you got it, m.

537
00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,839
Speaker 3: Maybe don't. Yeah, yeah, I sure. She's having a tough time,

538
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,440
so I don't want to. I don't want to talk about.

539
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,759
Speaker 1: Her, neither want to talk about kind of looks like

540
00:27:05,799 --> 00:27:11,000
a like a I don't want to. Yeah, that's okay.

541
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:13,960
Something black liquoric. Alright, that's going on there.

542
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:17,319
Speaker 2: I have said this the entire time of Jack's supposed

543
00:27:17,400 --> 00:27:21,559
stint at rehab. I don't know what rehab. He's allowed

544
00:27:21,599 --> 00:27:25,720
to escape or leave on his own reconnaissance. Yeah, to

545
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,599
head back to his own house and mess with cameras. Yeah,

546
00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:35,359
then negotiate a deal to live next to Tom Sandoval.

547
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:37,559
Speaker 1: Of course. Yeah. Sports, I'm sorry, across the street from

548
00:27:37,559 --> 00:27:37,960
the hot Dog.

549
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:40,799
Speaker 2: He's making a lot of hay while the rehab sun

550
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,279
is shining.

551
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:43,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, totally. I mean he's given time to go

552
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,200
spend time with his son and do a little cocaine,

553
00:27:46,279 --> 00:27:48,759
take the playing cards off of the security system, the

554
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:53,400
closed circuit security system that he has installed. And after

555
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:56,079
the playing cards have been removed, he has his phone

556
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,759
so he can send Jigsaw killer texts about knowing that

557
00:27:59,799 --> 00:28:07,240
she's wearing red things. It is crazy, wild, absolutely wild. Now,

558
00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:11,039
I just want to say this. I don't want people

559
00:28:11,039 --> 00:28:14,680
to get upset with me, but I don't like Kingsley.

560
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:16,920
I think he's stupid.

561
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,839
Speaker 3: Hey, hey, can I say something that people might get

562
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,880
upset with me for? I'm not coming for anyone's parenting.

563
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,359
If you could avoid talking this type of shit in

564
00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,640
front of your child who speaks English and like is

565
00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:34,160
at an age where he understands like he's not a

566
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,599
day oldbe not or like get Zuli and go to

567
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,039
the park.

568
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you know he's nonverbal right now, but

569
00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:42,599
his ears still work, you know.

570
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,279
Speaker 3: So he understands exactly.

571
00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:47,039
Speaker 1: All right, Let's get to the lawless brewing company.

572
00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:48,359
Speaker 2: Brand new bar and no ho.

573
00:28:50,559 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, no no, nothing is fine. And and

574
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:58,319
that's about as good as it gets in no.

575
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:03,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's what I am agreeing with. Two breweries

576
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:10,440
in the San Fernando Valley. And it translates to kid friendly.

577
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:13,519
It translates to yes it does, big tic tac toe.

578
00:29:13,599 --> 00:29:17,920
It translates to a cornhole ess and big chess and

579
00:29:18,039 --> 00:29:20,200
lots of kids running, lots of kids running around. Now

580
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,240
when I'm a father, when I'm a father now conditioning

581
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,839
very muggy, I might like a place like this right now,

582
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,079
get me away.

583
00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:31,359
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something didn't Because Studio City and

584
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:33,759
No Hoo are right next to each other. They have

585
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:38,519
found out. Business owners and entrepreneurs have realized, ah, we

586
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,160
got a little business model here.

587
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:40,839
Speaker 1: Kids.

588
00:29:41,039 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 2: The parents are drunkies. They used to come to these

589
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:46,079
certain watering holes to try and find other people to

590
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,319
have sex with. They did, and now they have a

591
00:29:48,400 --> 00:29:52,720
kid and they still want to frequent the watering holes. Yes,

592
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:55,359
let's make them kid friendly. It's a new business model.

593
00:29:55,400 --> 00:29:58,599
It was not in existence ten years ago. It does exist.

594
00:29:58,759 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 1: It works flawlessly. And you know, we went to LT

595
00:30:00,839 --> 00:30:03,640
the other night, and I am fine with LT. When

596
00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:04,640
the sun goes down.

597
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,319
Speaker 2: That's right, all the crumb crunchers go home and go to.

598
00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:10,559
Speaker 1: Bed, and so do the dogs. But anyways, Danny is

599
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:17,000
going through too much for what he did. Now, I'm

600
00:30:17,039 --> 00:30:22,440
talking about Santa Barbara. And listen, Like we said, Danny's

601
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:26,839
a little drunk. But like the him getting the water,

602
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:32,480
the him drinking the water, the adversary saying nice to

603
00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:35,680
see you drinking water. I'm like, listen, I get these

604
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,319
a little tequila gremlin, but this is like a lot

605
00:30:38,559 --> 00:30:39,480
like who who.

606
00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,720
Speaker 3: Did he punch you in the fucking face? Because Kristen

607
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,400
Dody does worse things sober on a Monday than this

608
00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,079
guy did. Like if he literally I this was bad. Yes,

609
00:30:51,279 --> 00:30:53,880
acknowledge that. Also, by the way, Jasmin, we also acknowledge

610
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:55,759
you were black down, fucking trying to choke nkfile and

611
00:30:55,799 --> 00:30:57,880
fuck him on TV. Yeah, he was asking you not

612
00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:02,079
to everyone behaves badly. We should apolodras and suffer for ursons. Danny,

613
00:31:02,200 --> 00:31:04,759
stop drinking water. Stop crying. This is weird.

614
00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:07,559
Speaker 2: I just watched a dock on Brett FARV. I'm like, ooh,

615
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:08,960
let's get the dirt on this guy.

616
00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:10,119
Speaker 1: Dirt on him.

617
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah yeah. So the accusations are he was

618
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:18,480
cheating on his wife. Oh yeah, when flared, Yeah, that's

619
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:21,720
a new one. NFL quarterback cheating on their wife. Wow.

620
00:31:22,079 --> 00:31:25,160
He sent a dick pic to a sideline reporter who

621
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,720
he should burn in hell for that. Not saying it's right,

622
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:29,240
I'm just saying the.

623
00:31:29,559 --> 00:31:32,000
Speaker 1: Big Brett Farr things, the siphoning state funds for a

624
00:31:32,039 --> 00:31:33,039
private school's.

625
00:31:32,720 --> 00:31:35,000
Speaker 2: Volleyball and that was four years ago, when, as they

626
00:31:35,079 --> 00:31:37,440
point out at the end of the dock and right

627
00:31:37,519 --> 00:31:40,960
up until now, no charges have been filed against him

628
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:41,200
for that.

629
00:31:41,480 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 1: Well they should be. That's a gross thing to do.

630
00:31:43,720 --> 00:31:44,960
Brett Farr is a gross guy.

631
00:31:45,119 --> 00:31:50,359
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I'm just saying there's some typical

632
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:52,839
male behavior there, and I'm not justifying it. I'm just

633
00:31:52,880 --> 00:31:54,079
saying I'm just.

634
00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,759
Speaker 1: Saying Yeah, it's the ritual killing. I mean, listen, men

635
00:31:57,839 --> 00:31:59,000
have had it so hard.

636
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry you guys.

637
00:32:02,799 --> 00:32:05,000
Speaker 1: All right, So I think he gets it now and

638
00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:08,720
this doesn't you know. Dress says, this happens to us

639
00:32:08,759 --> 00:32:11,119
on the daily, you know, And I was like a

640
00:32:11,119 --> 00:32:13,559
little tequila gremlin slapshow on the ass that says, get

641
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,279
daddy a drink. That does not happen to you on

642
00:32:15,319 --> 00:32:18,480
the daily. Nor does what you're implying. But I get

643
00:32:18,559 --> 00:32:21,119
what they're saying. We covered it last episode. They are

644
00:32:21,119 --> 00:32:22,440
in the right. Let's move Hold on.

645
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:25,559
Speaker 2: Hold on? By that, you mean, did we point out

646
00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,359
that they did a different version edited of this show

647
00:32:28,519 --> 00:32:33,119
in Europe? And Janet says that Nia is an alan On.

648
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:34,240
Did we talk about that.

649
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 1: No, we didn't. Thank you so much for bringing that up,

650
00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:39,599
and thank you to the patrons for letting us know.

651
00:32:39,680 --> 00:32:42,200
Speaker 2: That he's had a troubled past with alcohol. When you're

652
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,839
an alan On, that's kind of a big deal. That

653
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:47,000
means you're living with a full blown boozer.

654
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:50,000
Speaker 1: Well, it doesn't necessarily mean that. I mean, my therapist

655
00:32:50,039 --> 00:32:52,920
is recommended that I go to alan On, not because

656
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,799
any one in my family is like a super drunk.

657
00:32:55,839 --> 00:33:00,240
You know there's alcoholism in our family. But I yeah,

658
00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:03,079
it's ruby, but I just get really triggered by people

659
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:07,880
who can't handle substances. So it's not necessarily for people

660
00:33:07,880 --> 00:33:12,279
that are in it's usually for that. The main thing

661
00:33:12,759 --> 00:33:19,720
is evil evil bird woman. Shouldn't be saying that people

662
00:33:19,920 --> 00:33:24,440
are in anonymous support groups, right.

663
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:29,519
Speaker 3: She's an evil bird She's an evil bird woman. So chirp, chirp,

664
00:33:29,599 --> 00:33:33,880
cheap cheap one two. I believe the cop out that

665
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,400
I think that Nia being like I was a homeless

666
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:38,240
person when I was younger and it was really sad.

667
00:33:39,599 --> 00:33:43,119
Your fucking husbands are drunk. It's crazy. I believe perhaps

668
00:33:43,839 --> 00:33:46,799
Danny being a little tequila gremlin is probably very triggering

669
00:33:46,799 --> 00:33:50,880
because maybe there was some drinking or alcoholism in that part.

670
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,480
So she's trying to deal with it that way, and

671
00:33:53,519 --> 00:33:56,519
that's why she brought that up. Total speculation either way.

672
00:33:56,839 --> 00:33:59,640
Cheap cheap, No bird woman, No bird woman, no, no.

673
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,759
Speaker 1: Bird You can't you can't say, hey, you know I

674
00:34:02,799 --> 00:34:06,599
heard he's in a Yeah, this is not okay to do. Okay,

675
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,960
let's get to the Los Angeles loves Waffles. They go

676
00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:12,320
out to eat a lot on this show.

677
00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where they talk.

678
00:34:13,679 --> 00:34:16,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, they talk at restaurants. Jesse comes to the Valley

679
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,960
and he gets a chicken breast all the carte in

680
00:34:19,039 --> 00:34:22,440
regular fries, which is the order of a serial killer.

681
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:28,679
We get to Danny and or Patty. It's serial killer

682
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:30,440
or Patty. I'm saying that order.

683
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:34,000
Speaker 2: Okay, So they discuss Danny being thrown under the bus. Now,

684
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,119
Kristen Dodie, I have not figured out what her relationship

685
00:34:37,159 --> 00:34:38,880
is with Danny and why she feels the need to

686
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:40,159
protect him, but she does.

687
00:34:40,519 --> 00:34:42,920
Speaker 1: It's not about that, It's about how much she hates Jennet.

688
00:34:42,599 --> 00:34:44,599
Speaker 2: About how much she hates Jennit okay, because yeah, she

689
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:49,360
wants to score some points. So she creates this baseless,

690
00:34:49,519 --> 00:34:54,159
baseless claim that Jason, of all people, goes out and

691
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,320
doesn't wear his wedding ring.

692
00:34:55,880 --> 00:34:58,440
Speaker 1: I want to break down the wedding ring stuff, but

693
00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:00,239
first I want to let people know that. But if

694
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,039
you're having a party, if you're hosting people, if you're

695
00:35:03,039 --> 00:35:05,280
having a dinner party, a big one, there's one company

696
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:08,400
that can really really help. That's First Leaf.

697
00:35:08,639 --> 00:35:10,039
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love First Leaf.

698
00:35:10,039 --> 00:35:12,320
Speaker 1: You know what I got my shipm in. Okay, this

699
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:15,480
stuff is delicious. Okay, ceass been having a little bit

700
00:35:15,519 --> 00:35:18,760
of it responsibly. Yeah, but listen, I was, I was

701
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00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:23,159
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Speaker 2: I had a wine from Norway. That's the fun part

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is I actually put in my preferences I want wines

710
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not from America. And then I drank the whole bottle

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last night, and then I had a dream that that

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wine was the ocean and I was a fish swimming

713
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in it. Yeah, and I was just getting to, you know,

714
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absorb the alcol because I'm a fish swimming it, right,

715
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long talk with a sea turtle. It was awesome.

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Speaker 2: Now let's get to the Shark Week party.

733
00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:55,519
Speaker 1: I don't know what really quickly though, Can we talk

734
00:36:55,519 --> 00:36:58,000
about wedding rings? Oh? Yeah, yeah, I have not taken

735
00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,840
my wedding ring off for a single thing since it's

736
00:37:00,880 --> 00:37:02,159
been on my finger.

737
00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:05,480
Speaker 2: You sleep with it? Yeah, Mine's rubber and I take

738
00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:06,239
it off all the time.

739
00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:09,239
Speaker 1: Do you really? Yeah? I think it differs.

740
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:14,000
Speaker 3: But does it though? Should it? I?

741
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:17,199
Speaker 1: Honestly, I think I think people take their wedding rings.

742
00:37:17,719 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 2: Hold on, Moby here's my thing. I don't have any

743
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:24,519
like weird like ticks about most things on the planet Earth.

744
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:28,920
I can't wear jewelry, Dylan, You've known me for ten years.

745
00:37:29,519 --> 00:37:30,800
People have given me watches.

746
00:37:32,039 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: I can't even worry.

747
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:36,840
Speaker 2: I can't have things around my appendages. It just weirds

748
00:37:36,880 --> 00:37:39,599
me out. And I told that to my wife like

749
00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:42,280
in the you know, when we started dating. I don't

750
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:42,679
like it.

751
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:45,199
Speaker 1: Honestly, it sounds fishy, right, It sounds like God is

752
00:37:45,239 --> 00:37:47,000
in the ocean again, just like it.

753
00:37:47,159 --> 00:37:49,159
Speaker 3: Just you need to you need to grow up and

754
00:37:49,199 --> 00:37:52,480
get it. Yeah, or I don't care be a disgusting,

755
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:55,800
fucking gross person. Sorry, if anyone listening has this tattooed

756
00:37:55,800 --> 00:37:58,320
on your fucking finger, or or here's the thing, Jesse

757
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:02,039
being like here, then then I'll just forget to wear

758
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,320
my rings when I go to the grocery.

759
00:38:04,639 --> 00:38:07,679
Speaker 2: Oh, now you sound like my wife.

760
00:38:08,039 --> 00:38:10,239
Speaker 3: Well, but what's the difference, because is it not a

761
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,199
symbol that this is like a golden doodle to someone

762
00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:15,639
who is like not wearing a wedding ring because you're

763
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,000
just a boyfriend or you're just.

764
00:38:17,719 --> 00:38:21,599
Speaker 1: To be fair, you know, the wedding ring kind of

765
00:38:21,639 --> 00:38:23,760
attracts people that's right.

766
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 2: I don't wear because I don't want women falling all

767
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:32,000
over me. Ruby. Ruby. I offered my wife to put

768
00:38:32,039 --> 00:38:36,639
a white trash tattoo ring on my finger, okay, and

769
00:38:36,679 --> 00:38:38,440
she said, don't do that. I can't be married to

770
00:38:38,519 --> 00:38:39,159
a guy that has that.

771
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,800
Speaker 1: Well, listen, and Suri's right about that. I have lost

772
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:44,000
a wedding ring.

773
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:47,679
Speaker 2: That hurts. It hurts, especially if it was the one

774
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,360
the og for the wedding day.

775
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 1: It was the wedding day. I was moving bales of

776
00:38:53,079 --> 00:38:55,840
hay to feed horses, and all of a sudden, boom,

777
00:38:55,920 --> 00:39:00,079
it's gone. When I was up the ranch and so

778
00:39:00,159 --> 00:39:03,519
as wegy and now it's literally a needle in a haystack.

779
00:39:03,559 --> 00:39:06,679
I mean, I can't fine. We spent literally probably twenty

780
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:08,519
one minutes looking for it, you know, couldn't find a

781
00:39:08,599 --> 00:39:11,320
damn thing. But listen, keep your wedding rings on, everybody.

782
00:39:11,360 --> 00:39:13,880
We got to get to the shark party. The charcuterie

783
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:14,519
board was.

784
00:39:16,519 --> 00:39:19,320
Speaker 2: Can we was it shark couterie?

785
00:39:20,559 --> 00:39:22,840
Speaker 1: That'd be funny, that would be funny. I don't know

786
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:23,880
if it was or not.

787
00:39:24,199 --> 00:39:25,440
Speaker 3: It wasn't, but it should have been.

788
00:39:25,599 --> 00:39:27,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it probably should have been.

789
00:39:27,159 --> 00:39:27,760
Speaker 2: No one's thinking.

790
00:39:27,800 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 1: On this show, Zach gets abs all the time. Fast forward.

791
00:39:33,679 --> 00:39:36,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was shocked to see he actually did have

792
00:39:36,559 --> 00:39:40,880
some signs of abs, despite his face looking like he

793
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:49,000
swallowed an entire fucking jar of mustard. What Yeah, No, No.

794
00:39:49,360 --> 00:39:52,039
Speaker 3: Pat is right. He has the face of someone who

795
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:56,519
takes off their shirt and you like, it's just.

796
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 1: Not his body.

797
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 3: He's way more trim than I would imagine. And I'm

798
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,000
sorry to say that, I don't know if that's really horrible.

799
00:40:02,079 --> 00:40:05,079
Speaker 1: Well, I guess all the truth, including La La, Sheena,

800
00:40:05,079 --> 00:40:08,159
and Brock, and we'll get to them in a minute.

801
00:40:08,159 --> 00:40:11,400
But first Jason and Danny have a chat. Jason sits

802
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,679
him down and is on the verge of tears almost

803
00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:17,480
from the onset or outset or starting line.

804
00:40:19,159 --> 00:40:21,599
Speaker 2: Yes, regrets about making a complete full of himself.

805
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:25,199
Speaker 1: Well not just regrets. He he's losing sleep, he's lost

806
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:28,880
weight late, he cannot eat, and is in a really

807
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:33,159
bad place. He is almost crying. But they do smooth

808
00:40:33,199 --> 00:40:35,519
it over and move on. Now Laala has a conversation

809
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:38,880
with Jesse, and Lala has a really really easy position

810
00:40:39,079 --> 00:40:41,760
defend to defend, you know, it would be like I

811
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:46,440
would say in America, that like, it would be like, uh,

812
00:40:46,679 --> 00:40:49,760
saying that Nazis are bad, but I get you would

813
00:40:49,800 --> 00:40:52,320
have some real pushback in America nowadays.

814
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:52,639
Speaker 2: Yeah.

815
00:40:52,679 --> 00:40:55,800
Speaker 1: Now, so we got to come up with a different example.

816
00:40:55,880 --> 00:41:00,239
Maybe the Cleveland Browns are a bad football team. It's

817
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,719
probably easier than the nos.

818
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:04,119
Speaker 3: Oh, I have a good one. I have a good one.

819
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,480
It's like saying like that that show he O Tawani

820
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:09,119
is cute. I can't disagree.

821
00:41:09,159 --> 00:41:12,880
Speaker 1: He is the cutest boy, my gosh. So anyway, she

822
00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,480
has a very easy position to defend, that being you

823
00:41:16,519 --> 00:41:19,559
shouldn't call you the mother of your children, a cheating,

824
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:20,679
lying horror.

825
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: You douche bat.

826
00:41:22,199 --> 00:41:24,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he agrees. He says, you know what, that

827
00:41:24,760 --> 00:41:30,679
was a moment of weakness, and she is a cheater

828
00:41:31,559 --> 00:41:36,000
and is a liar, but she's not a whore.

829
00:41:37,039 --> 00:41:41,679
Speaker 3: That was justin I need to clarify what he actually said,

830
00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:44,039
because I do believe it is important. He said in

831
00:41:44,079 --> 00:41:48,880
his cutaway that she's she is, but she is a

832
00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,840
liar and she is a cheater. Takes a beat and

833
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:55,239
then says, and I shouldn't have called her a whore.

834
00:41:57,079 --> 00:42:00,719
Oh that's not so so you're oh my, you and

835
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:03,559
Jack's deserve each other together.

836
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:07,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, they deserve each other. Yeah, he's not a great guy.

837
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:09,960
He's not a great guy.

838
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 2: Jackson Jessett.

839
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:12,800
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you have to say, Pat, I feel

840
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,039
like you're you're champing at the bit.

841
00:42:14,199 --> 00:42:16,639
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no. I agree with everything both

842
00:42:16,639 --> 00:42:19,599
of you have said. I think oh one thought, though.

843
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,559
I believe Jackson does finally return back to the show

844
00:42:22,679 --> 00:42:23,360
next episode.

845
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:27,199
Speaker 1: We got a peak of the rest of the season,

846
00:42:27,280 --> 00:42:28,920
so I'm not sure if it's going to be I think.

847
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:29,960
Speaker 2: His presence is needed.

848
00:42:30,760 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: Uh maybe who's the guy in the blue gloves?

849
00:42:33,639 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 2: The blue gloves? Mmm?

850
00:42:37,639 --> 00:42:40,719
Speaker 1: See that big guy in the blue gloves. It was weird.

851
00:42:42,199 --> 00:42:47,079
So anyways, Jesse clues Jason in on some stuff. Jason's

852
00:42:47,119 --> 00:42:51,599
wondering if he is a racist Republican are you No, no, no, It's.

853
00:42:51,519 --> 00:42:53,639
Speaker 2: Much worse than that dyling he's he doesn't wear his

854
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:54,800
ring to bars.

855
00:42:55,239 --> 00:43:01,559
Speaker 1: Now listen, Jason recaps what this accusation is, and the

856
00:43:01,639 --> 00:43:10,239
accusation is you try to cheat Jesse did well. Jason

857
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,559
summarizes this when he sits down with Kristin and Luke,

858
00:43:13,559 --> 00:43:16,480
who is always weird and always ready to get in

859
00:43:16,519 --> 00:43:22,239
the drama. He says, So you're implying that I'm attempting

860
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,519
to cheat, but I'm just bad at it. I don't

861
00:43:25,599 --> 00:43:31,440
know that Jason is doing anything. I think that he's

862
00:43:31,519 --> 00:43:37,119
scared of Janet, And as Janet mentions, she is not

863
00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:41,480
anyone to fuck with. She puts air tags on him

864
00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:45,079
for his safety quote unquote, and I love that she.

865
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:52,639
Janet thinks that she's a dawn. She tells Kristen that

866
00:43:53,079 --> 00:43:56,000
the thing that she needs to do right now is

867
00:43:56,039 --> 00:43:59,599
to apologize, say that she doesn't believe it, and then

868
00:43:59,639 --> 00:44:03,239
they can move on, as though she's offering kristin the

869
00:44:03,320 --> 00:44:08,159
menu of her her own Little Goosebumps book. Like Janet,

870
00:44:08,159 --> 00:44:10,559
I don't know who you think you're dealing with. Kristin

871
00:44:10,639 --> 00:44:15,280
Doty is a live wire. Okay, so there's no preordained

872
00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:16,880
steps that she's gonna take.

873
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:22,679
Speaker 2: A seasoned veteran of rev she will destroy you. You

874
00:44:22,880 --> 00:44:24,639
are not ready for her, and she'll.

875
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:28,360
Speaker 1: Destroy herself in the process. But you will also go down.

876
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,440
Speaker 3: Yes, but she will rise like the phoenix that she

877
00:44:31,559 --> 00:44:34,360
is most likely, and you will you your ashes will

878
00:44:34,360 --> 00:44:36,639
be spread too far. You will never come together again.

879
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:40,760
Speaker 1: Now, Brittany makes an announcement she met with Jacks at

880
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:45,079
the park and looks like rehab didn't take no, no,

881
00:44:45,079 --> 00:44:50,039
no quite the announcement. I mean, that's like, do you.

882
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,639
Speaker 2: Guys remember last year when I said Jacks and Brittany

883
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,719
were with Cruise at Woodbridge Park and we saw them

884
00:44:55,800 --> 00:44:58,559
talk for two minutes and then they both went their

885
00:44:58,599 --> 00:45:01,920
separate ways. I think we actually witnessed this interaction.

886
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:03,519
Speaker 1: Did was it filmed?

887
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,639
Speaker 2: Oh no, you wouldn't. Oh yeah, it wasn't.

888
00:45:05,679 --> 00:45:06,079
Speaker 1: It wasn't.

889
00:45:06,119 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: It wasn't film. I think we saw that happen. Is

890
00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:09,639
that crazy?

891
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:10,559
Speaker 3: M hm?

892
00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:14,519
Speaker 1: Well, good luck to them. I mean I really I

893
00:45:14,599 --> 00:45:15,440
really ship them.

894
00:45:15,639 --> 00:45:17,519
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what.

895
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:21,400
Speaker 1: A beautiful relationship. Thanks for the announcement, Brittany. Now listen,

896
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:24,559
I saw an ad for this for a show called

897
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,800
Next Gen n I c mm hmm.

898
00:45:28,639 --> 00:45:32,199
Speaker 2: These are the the offspring of some of the most

899
00:45:33,079 --> 00:45:36,119
notable reality TV stars.

900
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,119
Speaker 1: Now, I think there's a lot of things we should

901
00:45:38,119 --> 00:45:40,480
be boycotting in this country. I think that we should

902
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:42,719
be I'm not going to get into them, but I

903
00:45:42,719 --> 00:45:44,719
think we should be boycotting a lot of stuff. This

904
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:47,559
is probably fourth on the list of the top ten things.

905
00:45:47,599 --> 00:45:51,400
Speaker 2: I think it is a play of Bravo attempting to

906
00:45:51,519 --> 00:45:54,719
attract younger viewers to the Bravo world, seeing as the

907
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:57,639
average viewer is forty nine and a half years old.

908
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:04,000
Speaker 1: I would say that unchecked, a quote unquote progression what

909
00:46:04,119 --> 00:46:07,800
with the Stargate campaign and whatnot, would be like seventh

910
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:11,079
on the list compared to the evil that this show

911
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,840
can bring. Yep, I mean this is a gate of

912
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:16,920
hell opening. No one watched this show. So let's get

913
00:46:16,960 --> 00:46:21,119
to Jackson's pretty slow night. Well it's always slow.

914
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:25,280
Speaker 2: Oh no, Saturday at ten in the morning.

915
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,840
Speaker 1: It's a bar with framed pictures of Jax Taylor. Who

916
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:32,840
the fuck would want to drink in there? That'd be so.

917
00:46:35,119 --> 00:46:36,840
Speaker 2: I noticed on the menu when I was there last

918
00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:41,000
Friday her what's her famous famous dish that she makes?

919
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:45,280
They were scratched off the menu haphazardly with a sharpie.

920
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,519
Speaker 1: No is it yama memo?

921
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,880
Speaker 3: It's so what it definitely is not is Yamo? And

922
00:46:53,960 --> 00:46:54,800
it is me Ma.

923
00:46:55,079 --> 00:46:57,519
Speaker 1: Okay, it's me Ma's beer cheese. And we find out

924
00:46:57,599 --> 00:47:00,679
that Schwartz's been talking to jack and Jackson has a

925
00:47:00,679 --> 00:47:03,800
mantra that Jacks is a work in progress, aren't we all?

926
00:47:06,320 --> 00:47:10,639
But we also find out that Jacks has not paid

927
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:20,079
the mortgage on their home for four to five months. Pat, Yeah,

928
00:47:20,199 --> 00:47:24,119
you've signed a faustian bargain with a bank to get

929
00:47:24,159 --> 00:47:27,639
some some equity. What happens if you don't pay mortgage

930
00:47:27,679 --> 00:47:28,559
for four months?

931
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:33,760
Speaker 2: Well, in California, nothing for a couple of years.

932
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,239
Speaker 1: That's sick, sick. Yeah. So all right, Jackson's doing fine.

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He's a work in progress. And listen, aren't we all

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get in the comments? Let us know what you thought

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about the episode. We love you guys, support the sponsors.

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Speaker 2: Support Ruby and I while Dylan is on a break.

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Speaker 1: Hell yeah, let us know. Do you think the Cleveland

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Browns are a bat football team? Will be back next week?

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I'm Dylan Renz saying you won't be Dylan Wren.

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Speaker 3: What last name sign off?

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Speaker 1: Whoa last name sign of? What the heck is that?

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I'm Dylan Wren saying goodbye. Patrick Kickey, say goodbye later,

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Ruby Wren.

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Speaker 4: Bye bye.

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Speaker 1: He is a

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Speaker 4: Street sign your head